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After a long hiagus, we're back. We're gonna do it once every
four months. Welcome to the quarterly podcast, Johnny, where you do a
podcast every time there's an eclipse. How about that that works for you,
guys. That's a great run, Johnny. Dude, where are you doing
this from your tool shed? No? I mean I'm just in a little
studio here. Yeah, but oh that's your mic stand look like a bike
where then his mike stand the he looks like he's in a garage. No,
I'm actually in my bedroom. If you if you want to be honest,
it's like, uh, you can see like there's it's like books and
ship up there and then oh ship. I thought, that's where all the
toys are. That's what the magic happens. Where the magic happens. Sam,
get some more pillows, do anything? He needs more pillows. So
there's nothing else in the room but pillows. I like, Uh, I
like to be able to sit upright when I watch TV in the bed.
You can stand straight up and still have pillows on your back. How do
you sleep with seven thousand pillows? Bro? Oh, you got them some
let's call them to my pillow guy. They're not all mine. Oh that's
true. But still that's a lot of fucking pillows. Honey, you got
a lot of fucking pillows. You're Dallas? Are you in Dallas right now?
Sam? Triple? Yeah, I am. I am. Let's plug
some gigs because I know you got a bunch of them. I want to
ask you about one of them, because yeah, dude, every year,
O Mike, never do stand up around tax season? And dude, what
do I do I do tax season because everyone's spending their money. They want
to spend money, suckopan to go out have some laughs because I realized they're
going to jail or what have you. No, dude, it's just like
everyone just dropped a ton of cash. Did you forget it? Like?
What do you just forget? Every year? Every year, every year I
agree to a gig and then I'm like, why did I do this?
Why am I here right now? But it was great last night. A
lot of fun. The openers is this group of guys out Canna called the
daydream Cats. It was a lot of fun. I'm excited, good to
be here there. It was a life is good. Buddy watching my special.
I've been watching my special. We need to come out. Well,
I'm just getting the edits done. I'm very happy with it. I think
it's gonna go and I think it's going to be maybe forty minutes. I
don't know. Yeah, I'm still I go back and forth. I go
back and forth sometimes, I like forty minutes. What do you go back
and forth with longer or shorter like like the forty minutes or not even putting
it out. I think, ye, no, no, no, no,
dude, it's good. It's good. I'm happy. It's I'm happy.
A couple jokes, I don't or I kill myself. Those are the
options. That's that should be the name of the pod. It should be
the name of that the special, you know. But overall, dude,
it's good. Dude. I was there for the first taping and it was
it was you did you crush harder? And you said that was the show.
Yeah, that wasn't the best show. The second show is the best.
Show. You're different set. Second show is a totally different set.
He's not a single joke from the first from the first show. That is
not I'm not that prolific, dude. There are guys out there like he
did four shows, didn't repeat one joke. You believe that? Do you
believe that though like send bad you hear about him and he just does a
different, a different set every time. Do you believe that's still doing Reagan
jokes? I'm still doing Reagan jokes. Well, it all depends on what
type of joke you're doing, right, Like, I mean, if you're
just doing like McDonald's jokes, I mean, you could have about two hours
of McDonald's jokes and now I have to repeat a joke to make that all
without Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I mean, like so much
crowd work, a lot of them are like, yeah, really, just
hey, turn the microphone on, just be silly and goofy and all over
the place. It's easy to just say, you're not repeating jokes, but
you were just being funny. You weren't telling jokes that He's not like you
have ten zillion jokes. You just turn the mic on and you act wacky.
You know, it's like Kat Williams has like eighteen fucking specials and then
like, you know, he's got jokes about working at fast food restaurants and
ship and it's just like, when is the last time that fucking got worked
in a fast food restaurant inside of a fast food restaurant in thirty years?
I don't know. I love him, Oh no, I love him,
but that's just crazy. What's that talking about. He's one of the funniest
people on the planet. Of course he's a crazy motherfucker, but he's I
have a k that's for you, what our specials? And you're like,
how is that possible? How is that possible? How is that? Like
it just like it's just crazy, But he's Cat. He heard something crazy
about Cat Williams. And maybe I don't know if I said this before,
and maybe I texted to you guys, but you know, he was on
what's his Name's podcast The goud It sounds like his marbles in his mouth Sharp.
He was on Shannon Sharp's podcast and Shannon Sharp said, and that thing
went super viral because Cat Williams is just gonna say crazy shit. The most
amount of money he ever made. It one year in the NFL was five
million dollars as all pro tight end. Now, granted there's a different era.
He made more money on that one episode than he ever did in an
entire season in the NFL. He said, holy shit, Well that tells
you two things. One about monetizing podcasts and all that sort of stuff.
How big that can's crazy? How little these NFL players were making merely twenty
years ago. He must have like partners and shit like that for his podcast,
because that's that's insanity. How many views did he get? I don't
think it's views, Sam. I think he probably had like because you've seen
that show. It's cut up and all that kind of stuff, but it's
also got like sponsors for everything. You know, it's like an presented by
Budweiser, Like he has ads. Really yeah, but let's see, you
got an ad. It doesn't if it goes super viral? Well that does
Does that mean he gets more money? I don't think so. I don't
know. Maybe he had some sort of deal where it was like pay per
not pay per view, but you know, dollars per fer eyes kind of
a thing, and they're like, oh, yeah, we'll give you.
Remember we used to get those, and then we were like cool. When
we were at Love It and they tried to give us some deal like you
get X amount per downloads or whatever, We're like cool. In our first
episode we put Joey Diaz and Rogan on and it get like fucking two hundred
downloads when our average was like eighteen thousand. Some down mills at that time.
They're like whoaa, whoa, whoa, okay, made like a couple
thousand dollars on one episode each and then fucking what's the face there was like,
oh yeah, that was such a different time, dude. Well not
weak, but everybody that was doing a podcast, you know, fifteen years
ago, is really trying to figure out because everybody mean, you can use
our fancy studio and we'll just run a couple of commercials and you can do
it for free here, and we're like, wait a minute, where is
that commercial money going? Yeah, it's just crazy. How much, how
how like how far podcasting has come from the early days of like timfol I
mean of a punch drunk for better and worse, right for better and worse,
like the you know, there are more opportunities to make more, there
are different ways to make more. Well, Johnny, there's so many middlemen.
I don't I think it's I think the days of like having a podcast
blow what are getting harder and harder. I think they's That would be the
for worst part, but the for better part would be there are more ways
to make money now if you do have a podcast as listens, Yeah,
I mean, you just got to figure out how to get the the the
the tech people to be behind you. That's the biggest thing. And guess
too, like remember people used to be happy to just pop into a podcast.
You know, I was a guest because it was kind of special exciting.
Remember the guests we used to have in the basement of the comedy store.
I mean, yeah, yeah, anybody names of comedy Yeah, and
not like, well, what who are you affiliated with? Yeah, let's
get did you? I wanted to talk right away about that story I sent
you guys the other day. I'm sure Jason already seen it. But uh
so Bill Belichick, as we know, interviewed multiple times with the Falcons.
It seems like Artia Blank really considered him and it sounds like Robert Kraft just
shit all over. Belichick was like, you can't trust him, this is
not a guy you want in your organization. I mean, and that's that.
There were multiple sources on that in that story. That's crazy, right,
it's very crazy each other, and it really seems like this to me.
Well, maybe they hate each other. But let's say, like,
uh, I go through a breakup with somebody, right, and we were
together forever and I go through a breakup and then Sam and we've been broken
up for a whole year or two years. Whatever. Fine, I'm publicly
saying I'm cool with whatever. And Sam comes up to me and goes,
hey, man, I was thinking about haking homegirl out. And I just
want to know what you think. You know, we're bros, been friends
fucking a lot longer than you were with that bitch, knowing each other a
lot longer than that. What do you think about, you know, maybe
me and her hooking up? And I go, listen, man, I'm
gonna tell you right now, between me and you, she's fucking crazy and
she's going to be doing all and I just all the bad things that happened
in our long relationship. And Sam's like, you know what, it's probably
best we just you know, just be friends with something like he I think
there's that jealousy. But he's like, if he goes somewhere else and does
something great with another team, then it kind of tarnishes everything that the Patriots
did with him. Yeah, and you'd rather just not see it. And
if I could do anything to kick off your sand castle, Fuck god,
that's what I'm gonna do. Doesn't it seem like that? Am I crazy?
Here? No? You're right. No, You're probably totally right.
And it's it's it's crazy to me that anybody would listen to his former like
I I I get at the top. It's a good owner talking to an
owner. Owner to owner talk, give me the real deal here. Yeah,
he was a wrong motherfuck I would I would go, I go,
Okay, So this guy's telling me it was a horrible, horrible, like
situation, but he literally rode him to the wheels fell off. Yeah,
you know, Like, but if we can get what if we can get
him in here, get him a decent quarterback. See that's why I like,
I would think, like how many teams would have jumped out of a
chance to get Phil Jackson right after the Lakers run? Like and I'm sure
there was like but the Lakers did the exact same thing right after a bulls
run, right right, So like, why wouldn't you take Bilichick, Like
if you're in Atlanta and you're looking for something or you know, I personally
would be like, I wouldn't take him if I was Atlanta because I just
feel like, you guys aren't in the right place to have to I didn't
really want him, and I think I publicly said that, and uh,
and it's a big relief not to have him because he comes with that,
uh, the pressure, and that's all you fucking talk about. And you
know when something's going on with your team, and I'm so fucking sick of
hearing about whatever the micro victang or I'm so fucking sick of hearing about fucking
Kobe Brant. Whatever happened was some shitty thing is happening with your team.
It's all you fucking hear about. And Belichick is gonna be He's gonna be
a require a bigger spotlight for a team that doesn't need a fucking spotlight on
right now. There are a bunch of young guys, they're a team that's
on the up tick. Also, he wanted full control too. That's the
other big thing. He wanted full control, and that gives him the power
to completely fuck your franchise, like for a decade. Dude, I am
against giving anybody full control, okay outside the owner, right, And you
don't know why Medlin meddling in like not to get off of the NFL because
I want to stay here. But what I was thinking the other day about
how, like, you know, none of these super teams in the NBA
work except for two places they worked, and that was that was Miami and
Boston. And why did those work? Because those teams, those franchise had
a culture already and you were going into that culture and that that culture rules
over everything. When you allow players to run the asylum, it never works
ever. And we think the Rockets were a super team in the nineties,
they were okay with with like which one like I mean, like, I'm
sorry, dude, but fucking Clyde Drexler and and Keem does not equal superteam?
What about and Jordan's Yeah, but but do you understand that? What
about the Sixers? What about the Sixers in the eighties with Barkley or doctor
j Moses Malone. Yeah, but they were too old when with Barkley.
Barkley was too young and they were too old. They never jelled together.
Right, that was more of a changing of the guard than it was.
You know, let's draft think of others, and I include, uh,
the Celtics as a super team only because it was a big three that was
all about Calves. The Caves had a big three and uh, you know
they were drafted. They were drafted in and I see what you're saying.
What I'm saying is is like here's a super team, right about? What
about god State with the rant he came into something, do you understand and
like that that that place was ran by the administration. Yeah. Right,
So like if you look at the Clippers right now, like we're just now
starting to find out that maybe Kawhi is gonna be ready for Game one,
and that's a giant gut punch because they've been basically, we think you will
be ready to go, and they didn't tell us anything actually, and that's
a giant fuck you. And this is the problem. They allow Kawhi to
tell the ship out. Uh kid gorgeous. Anyways, The point is,
you never want to give anybody too much power. You want That's why I
think the Bulls did great. That's why I think the Patriots back in the
day we were good because you know, the football people made football decisions.
But once Bill Belichick like took over everything, I think that's where you that's
where the wheels fall off. That's what I do. No, I agree
with that, And I think Belichick coming in would have just been oh and
the other thing that Kraft said, and then we get off this ship.
But Kraft told him that he because one thing Arthur Blank asked him about was
his staff, because he's already started assembling his own staff, and he was
going to bring Patricia and he was going to bring McDonald's with the Raiders ex
coach whatever might failed. Head Coaches Association basically was going to be essentially and
and Kraft told him that his coaching staff are better soldiers than they are our
leaders. That was the quote. We've seen that. Yeah, that's that's
proof. Yeah, I mean there's proof of that. But he definitely,
like Cocklock, his old boss, cock blocked him to his potential new boss.
Yeah, what does he never get does he never get to work again?
Like, what does does the guy who might be Now it's the jury's
out because what we've seen from Brady after but who might be the greatest NFL
head coach of all time? Does he never get to work again? You
know what I mean? Like, what the fuck he's like what eight nine
wins away from taking over shula? I think, yeah, yeah, that's
why he's gonna get back in. He's gonna get that. I don't know,
I just don't understand what Robert Kraft suh, what what would motivate him
to do that instead of just being like be a bro and be like you
know what we you saw what we did. His track record speaks for himself.
Well you saw that story. It's said that at the end of Robert
Kraft, like Belichick was just snubbing him in public, you know, being
rude to him, like when he tried to ask about personnel stuff. This
is the owner, the guy who pays the Patrick cuts the paychecks. He's
you know, just like, none of your business basically to Robert Craft.
And I mean, that ain't the way to go, dude. If you
want to maybe just maybe he just always had like a guys, I just
got a text. I found out what happened. Yeah, breaking news.
Uh. The word on the street is that. Uh uh. Fellowchick called
in the hand job to the cops that Craft is getting handy's in Miami and
that's that's why they're angry. Fellow chick was snitching. Okay, that's would
you know that you're old when you're paying for a hand job, right,
hand jobs went out? You just want someone to touch you exactly. Well,
yeah, and just to leave bear dick. That's all I need.
Just give it a good stare for a second. I'll throw you fifty bucks.
Because everybody, if you're rich and you're that age, every woman that
comes into contact with you is trying to get that paper, you know what
I mean, trying to have a relationship. Period. Yeah. Period.
The fucking barber Kraft walks into a fucking night club and no one's like,
holy shit, look at that girl. I told you the guys are gonna
be here today. Look at this handsome motherfucker. No, they smell his
money. They want husband, Yeah, they want to get knocked up by
him. No, they don't want husband. They want a bank account,
yeah, which I mean, get a you know, get a baby.
They want a husband that's gonna die. Yeah that's what. Yeah, it's
like Smith they want a dead man with stacks. That's what they want.
Sam, Can I just say this, if we don't figure out a way
to get Aaron Rodgers on timfoil hat we got a fire mark because have you
seen the ship that he's coming out with this week? He's on to doctor
Fauci and aids. He's talking about conspiracy stuff about the government like he is,
dude, He's like on on our turf. Oh, I mean he's
out there. It was all over the news today. It says, uh,
New York, this is from Men's Journal, New York. Jets star
star Aaron Rodgers has seemingly made as many headlines he's a star. Well no,
but I mean he has he hasn't played a fucking game really for the
Jets, NFL star, I see it's not a He's not a star for
the Jet. No, the star for the Jets. The Super Bowl champs
suggested that the HIV AIDS pandemic that broke out in the eighties was entirely man
made and connected to former uh you know in aid what is that in in
ia d in ia? I d director Anthony Fauci, I love it.
And then he's talking about az T here's here's his quote. He says,
the blueprint, the game plan was made in the eighties, create a pandemic
with a virus that's gone wild. Fauci was given over three hundred and fifty
million to research this, to come up with drugs new or repurposed to handle
the AIDS pandemic. All they came up with was a Z and if you
do ever amid do even a smidge of research. And I know, I'm
not an epidemiologist, I'm not a doctor, I'm not an immunologist. Whatever
the fuck. I can read, though, and I can and I can
look things up like any normal person. I can do my own research,
which was so vilified to even question an authority. Uh. But so that
was the game plan back then. Create an environment where only one thing works
back then AZT now rom dezevir. Until we get a vaccine. That's oh
oh shit, he's in all that. Wait till he gets the viruses don't
exist. But that's a whole different. So yeah, we got you gotta
have him on right, I mean, he's on your phone. Let's go.
Let's go, bro, let's go. I love that. Everybody's talking
conspiracies. Now it's like and it's like, at what they're all talking about
today, we were talking about a year ago, half a year and a
half ago. It's the best, dude, it's the best. I think
he's hilarious. I mean, I hope he starts a podcast, you know,
the more the barrier get him on the Union of the abanted watch everybody's
eyes just like that. Can you imagine? Yeah, I'm yeah, So
I think it's interesting, dude. I think it's I think it's fun to
hear him talk about that stuff. Sure, Jason loves it, and I
just love hearing how I think he's uh. I think he's been bunked in
the head. I think one too many times. I could really do you
guys, you guys, just see this guy for the Braves, Gary Cooper.
He's got he's one day short. He's sixty seven now, and he's
one day short of qualifying for the major league pension. And there's this big
movement to get him signed to the active roster for just a day of a
team, you know, so that he can get the major league pension.
They should major League should just step up for this and just be like,
you know, he's the guy that fucking pension. What are we saying?
So is it the NBA could do that with Tony Snell? I mean,
how many games short he he just needs to sign what one team and he
was in I hate that dude. Just get there's gotta be some kind of
concession for get. Just look terrible, it's awful, and it's like,
pay Pistons, you suck this year. You want to get a little positive
energy going. Help that fucking dude get his pension for him and his kids.
And you're fucking fine. It's just like crazy to me. It's like
you're going nowhere. Stop acting like you're trying to win games. But at
some point you called it. Just sign smelled to him. It's too late
now or maybe next year, sign to a contract. For sure. I
want to say, this guy's working landscaping. By the way, he's sixty
seven working landscaping, So let's get him a major league pension. Come on,
I don't give a shit about that. The guy. I mean,
if he was an NBA and he's sent his six he's in good shape.
If Sam and I get a landscaping job right now. This is a baseball
player. This is different. It's not NBA he's Sam. You're still doing
fucking martial arts? Are you on the road? Yeah, dude, Yeah,
I love it. I'm the worst in my class. But I'm trying.
Now what kind of class were talking to? We're talking a couple of
pregnant ladies and a bunch of kids. We're talking a bunch of fucking fucking
chippers, Grizzly bear Mexicans. Oh yeah, you ain't it? I mean
yeah, basically it looks like when Sam's in his class, it looks like
an audition for uh, nightclub bouncers. But Sam got the wrong fucking he
thought it said nightclub owners. He's not the wrong edition. Like, no,
that's in the other room over there. You know, when you go
those auditions, like h one is a different thing, and you can kind
of tell what they're auditioning because outside of each door, everybody looks the fucking
same, you know what I mean. You used to do a problem with
gossip. I'm having some reservations at this point switching to ty boxing. You
don't think it works? What what are the reservation? No? I think
it works. I just I just think that they're focusing on other things than
that. What I want to learn what does that mean? Can you explain
that? I'm very curious. Yeah, I'm curious that now too. Right
now, they're like focusing on like, oh, well, you fall like
this, if you get pushed, you fall like that. And I'm like,
I don't really care about this ship. They're practicing falling, yeah,
I mean they're they're in jiu jitsu. You learn how to fall down to
I mean, but but it's just like I want to I want to learn
later. You know what, Uh, martial arts is absolutely undefeated. You
sounded just like doctor Fielder. You know you know what martial arts is completely
undefeated. It's my version track and field. I'm out there, Bro,
you get good at track and field, ain't nobody touching you? Bro,
Ain't no, But you don't even have to learn how to fall if you're
good at track and field. I respect that motherfucker. Crop. What's that
ship called? We're just jumping a landing on trash cans and flipping over fences
and ship parkour Parkour, that's my ship right there, black belt, Bro,
I don't think I have dumpster. How much would you pay the watch
Chasing Tebow do Parkour? How much would you love to watch him jumping,
trying to trying to the top, Parky, Bro, it just depends what's
behind me, how good I am at it? You know what I mean?
Whatever chasing me? I mean it's something like you got to motivate me
because I fly right into the dumpster. You think I'm dead, open the
dumpster. I'm gone, Bro, I'm on the roof. Respect that.
I respect that lot, dude, Glad I got a good one. I
wanted to Talkabin. It's a little NBA for you saying, but so we
got we got NBA, we got UFC wet we got to hit those yeah,
but real quick. Yeah, we'll get more NBA. But I just
want to give out award to the fucking punch drunk dummy of the Year.
And I know there's eight months left in the year, but I don't think
that there's gonna be a better sports dummy of the Year than John Tay with
Porter Junior. Oh yeah, oh yeah, No, it's not Junior,
it's Stante Porter. Yeah, the ter from the Raptors. This guy.
If you don't know this story listeners, if you don't know the stories,
crazy, this guy bets well too. A bet comes in a lot of
money. Maybe eighty thousand, very strange amount of money came in in like
three different bets on all of his stats hitting me under. And he leaves
that game with a hamstring injury. Now he in the first quarter, so
they freeze the bets even though they they've said they wont maybe some of them
paid out, some of them didn't. And then they freeze because I think
this is awkward, and then he does it a fucking again. He does
it again. All these bets on the undercome in and he fakes a fucking
illness and he's telling the coat it's like when you don't want to go to
school the next day and you're like, I don't feel good today, Mom,
I'm gonna try to go. But I don't think he's doing that to
the coaches the night before the game and the day of the game, but
he has to register playing, so he plays for a few minutes and then
he toad, I just can't go. I feel there, and they take
him out of the game and all of his stats hit the under again,
and now he's suspended for life. For life a millionaire, this guy was
making millions of dollars and now, I mean, you were talking about somebody
doing construction. By the way, he lost the bets too. He didn't
win the bets, Is that true? He was, he was doing them
in here. Aria says, uh, those those bets, these are the
one okay. The NBA also these are This is like a second accusation.
The NBA also accused Porter of placing at least thirteen bets on the Raptors earlier
in the year, using a an associate's betting account. Those bets range in
size from fifteen dollars to twenty two thousand dollars fifteen dollars, what does he
do for? What done me? For a total of fifty four thousand dollars.
The total payout from these bets would have been seventy six thousand, resulting
in winnings of twenty one thousand. None of the bets involved any game in
which Porter plays. I don't. I mean, what's it? And he
lost all three bets? So why would you even bet on basketball? Why
would he risk his entire livelihood on a fifteen? I mean what I mean,
dude, for life? That means he can't even go to a game?
Is that true? Yeah? You can he can't. You can't even
he can't even put on a wacky costume. Oh yeah, coough do that?
They're like, hey, Grimace, is that the goddamn Raptors game?
Yeah? I remember marilhin Valentine for the Mets. He got thrown out and
he came back on the on the then the dugout with a mustag money that
that was all time, all time classic there. Oh, when Johnny Manziel
gambling and he had that whole cocin mustard, there's only way golden girls wig
on. They're like, is that Johnny Manziel and a p Arthur wig?
That guy was crazy? How crazy was that fucking guy? Good for him?
No, good for him. Johnny Manziel did it good. And by
the way, if the Nils existed when Johnny Manziel was in college, he
would have fifty times the amount of money and none of this ship ever would
have ever fucking happened. All those people that got in trouble for that ship,
the Reggie Bushes, and all those people had Nils existed, all of
their legacies. It's like the people that were in prison for thirty years for
having two ounces a week when they get pulled over and now week's legal They're
like, you gotta be shipping me now it's legal. They've been in prison
for thirty fucking years, and now there's nineteen year old walking into a seven
eleven buying joints. Give me a how about white women whose family stopped talking
when they did black guys? Now every commercials interracial, They're like, what
the what the hell? What the yeah? Yeah, shout out to all
the fat white girls in nineteen eighty. It's the best and all the stoners
that were incarcerated for stupid fucking listen. Yeah, that guy, there's only
chance of him going to an NBA game again, is trans That's his only
chance. He has to go fucking trade. That's sim That is a fucking
hilarious either sitcom like Boosom Buddies, like because here we go. He then
gets one of those things where like, hey, if you hit a half
court shot, you get a million bucks. How about this lady, And
he goes, my name is Sean No, no, no, not John
Tate Porter, It's Sean Tate. Pinter's dude, drills the half court shot.
Hear me out, Sam now famous. Then all the way to the
w n B. A So the w n B A is his way back
because all he's gonna say is, don't date dead name me. So they're
like, hey, dude, we know your porter bet. Don't dead name
men got him? Dude, checkmate, it's over and it's the safest place
or her, let's say her because nobody bets on the w n B A.
Yeah, Hey, I think did you guys, I know Sam did
did you see the story his brother was talking on that interviewing about how NBA
guys have just gotten laid so much that Michael Porter Jr. Was saying that
NBA guys have gotten laid so much that, uh that they're in the trans
now a lot of NBA guys. I have a great joke about it.
You want to hear it please. It's about how Dwight Howard got busted with
TRANS and you're like, dude, the guy has eleven kids by ten fucking
women. He just wants sick his dick and something that doesn't come with a
child support payment and that's all this, dude, Like they just they just
wht to not have to pay child support. So now you know how they're
always saying like trans are coming for women's rights and stuff like that. Now
trans are coming for their goal. They're not gonna be able the gold dig
right, because you're gonna be going up against chicks with dicks who can't get
pregnant. I could see a real rivalry developing there between the It's already there,
dude, it's already there. This is what JK. Rowling was talking
about when they're coming for feminist rights, That's what she meant. Yeah,
right, yeah, Well, you know, it's like I remember when I
went way back in the day when I was working at I'm not going to
say the name of the NBA player, Sah, you were working at Chris
Paul, Glori Haole, Glorihole, Glorie hollelujah, punching out. I was
waiting for that rushing, getting your teeth brushed. So so so, there
was an NBA player that was staying at the Standard Hotel and I won't say
his name, but he was one of the He was on a team that
was very big at the time, and he just had trans coming in it
out. And this was way back in the day when you were when you
were valet parking. Yeah, an l A. No, it was not
an l A team. Uh, give us three guesses. Now, this
is a long time. Was he playing at the time. Was he active
in the NBA at the time. I think he was, But it was
towards the end. Okay. It was not pistol pe before or after a
dude. I mean, dude, just imagine if you were like playing in
the n b A and you were banging trans back then, like you know,
ugly trans back then. That was not you were basically clip early like
early iterations. We we taunted, they taunted. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah. The technology has improved. Oh yeah, trads are
like iPhones, dude, they just keep getting slickered and slicker, dude,
for sure. Yeah. Those are like those are like rotary phones he was
going out with, and yeah, he was even before rotary phones. He
was like the back in the old times when you're like give me seven seven,
you would talk to operator first and give her like three numbers of a
neighborhood. Okay, let me ring you three. We'll hang on. Yeah.
It was like it was like two cups with a string between them.
That's what he was. That's what he was going out with. Yeah,
okay, so what do you guys want to talk about next? The NBA
since we're here and well, before we get in the NBA, can I
just give a quick shout out to the Ragining supreme punch drunk Basketball Champion of
all time once again, Sam TRIPLI, thank you, Jason, thank you
three years in a row, bro person last I'll congratulate. I think I'm
gonna come back and play. I didn't play this year, but I'm gonna
come back and play. Okay, you did play for grow I beat you
last year for those Johnny, just because you made this year, you won,
But I did not. My friend from back home control my team this
year. I was not, Yeah, who's that? Who's that? Friend?
What do you mean? What are you talking about? Yeah? Okay,
all right, all right dude. So I dominated dominated, I went,
Jason, listen to this. I went I think fifteen weeks without losing.
I had a tie. I had two ties, and then I had
one by in the playoffs. But I never lost in fifteen weeks. I
went five four in a row and I but it was two lates. I
had already lost. Did you play? I thought everybody had quit by like
halfway through the season. I finished in like sixth or something. I mean,
I was putting lineups in all the way to the very end. We
have to get new people. Finished. You finished second from last. How
many people in the league? Seven? Eight people? You finished seventh?
I said six. I finished in the seventh, second from last. We
need to get new guys in the league because half these guys just I finished
way in last last year. I finished last two years. You know,
I doubled my fucking improvement in two years, which is good. Yeah,
in that league. I respect that. Also, we did this thing.
We gotta we got to move the playoffs back a little bit because like my
team that my friend was managing, they were all resting players. I didn't
have anybody. How do you know that, Johnny? Because I was checking
in. Obviously I want him to beat you. But yeah, okay,
okay, you how busy to have a fucking halftime half and half fucking fantasy
basketball too? Seriously, dude, I take it. Tony. Just will
not let me the old man have his glory of being No, you won
this year. It's legit, and it's legit. I won three years in
a row. I'm so proud of myself, Johnny. I'll send you right
now where ESPN says I've won three years in a row, but that that's
not relevant. It's the rules of the league that everybody agreed on. Even
the commissioner will tell you this. I just want to say this in my
notes and we can move on because we've done this before, or writing I
wrote start fantasy basketball fight. There's no fight this year because I really didn't
have a horse. It sounds like you're totally cool with it. No,
but he's talking about last year. I disagree on that. Of course.
I'm such a winner. I win all the time. I noticed that about
you, Sam, But Johnny, you got all those pillows and shit,
you'd be good, bro, you'd be good. I have more basketball titles
than anybody. I didn't even play last year. So Sam, that's all
right. I'm gonna put Sam on the spot right now, Sam will put
you on the spot. Yeah, going to be taking Dana to the new
Clippers Stadium on her birthday opening weekend to see Bruno Mars. That's the plan
right now. We'll see. But this is what data does to me all
the time. Let's go get we'll get plans, we'll go and then the
last section she'd be like, I don't want to go and then she's done
that with us going to see the Braves and the Dodgers played the last like
two or three years. She does it every time she doesn't want to go.
So by opening weekend of the Clippers new beautiful stadium with a Bruno Mars
concert would be absolutely awesome. Tell us about you seeing the stadium then,
my dear friend, Bruno Mars. I'm not a big Bruno Mars guy.
I gotta be honest. I just I like, I was in that video
with him, So I was with them all day. And what kind of
it was? It like a what porn hub? What kind of video are
we talking? It was No, we were in a little man little indeed
porn. I was really really just me sucking him off on his buddy took
fucking pics and I'm like, why is this guy taking pictures? Because he
just does that. He just stop talking with your mouth bow white boy.
It was great. He's a nice guy. We had a salad. It
was the whole thing. You had a salad. Have you guys saw this
lady that h on spring break? She's an Australian lady. Do you hear
about this? Check? Yeah? And she banged one hundred and twenty two
kids, kids, college kids, hundreds. She banged one hundred and twenty
two of age children, babies, even some of them. No, and
like I don't know a week she went, Okay, right, I have
to look this up. Australian woman. You said, Yeah, she's like
an only fandel for only fans, only fans, lady. And she's where
did she go to do this? What's that? Where did she go to
have sex with all these people? Cancun or something like that? Some spring
break play? Twenty two people? Woman who had sex with three hundred people
in a year? Is that it? No? No, no, only
spring break? It was one hundred and twenty two. I'd never forgot to
know. She's Australian though. Okay, other stunt, let me see spring
Break Australian adult Okay, this might be it. Uh. Australian adult stars
reveal shocking plan to film X rated videos with eighteen year old partygoers during spring
break in Mexico. Uh. And it's set to earn them more than two
hundred thousand dollars. Dude, can you imagine? Nothing? Nothing like this
ever happened to me when I was in high school. Like, oh,
I'm just going to a party and then some smoking hot X rated porno stars
want to have sex never not once. Yeah, but Johnny, she has
a film. It would young Johnny with a dude, Let me wear Let
me wear one of those bottle of clavas like those guys do in those weird
videos. I'm in you know it's a mask. Let me wear a mask.
You will wear some bac I love Blahlavah two fame hungry. Two fame
hungry sex workers from Australia are set to descend on spring Break next month.
Dude, I think about guys. Did she did? Bonnie Blued and Leilani
May are their names. I'm trying to find uh. Okay, here we
go. This is from three days ago from the hint Stock. I've never
ever in my life ever seen where people promote hook hooking like I've seen it
now. Like it is so crazy to me that people are like yeah,
I mean like she's basically doing it like a Facebook event where she's like,
join me in cancut as I sleep pussy for two hundred grand, one hundred
and twenty guys, one hundred and twenty three. I'm not I'm not impressed.
I thought it was one twenty two. That's not that's nothing. Anybody
can do that. But can you imagine if there was a guy that was
like, hey man, I'm going to Miami this weekend and I'm fucking three
hundred chicks. Pay me for this and get ready to have some fucking fun
Miami. I'm coming to fuck half of you. I would be in jail.
Yep, you know what I like. They call it collaborating, That's
what they call it. It said she went down there to collaborate with students.
Is what I'm gonna go down there with some students. I'm gonna collaborate
with all of them. I'm be shooting up the club and all of these
students while we collaborate, like they're doing a disc track together or something.
Collaborating, what the fuck We're gonna make it rain white? And that's it.
So fucking you know, subscribe to my ship. She gave them one
to remember as what she said, a spring break to remember. She did.
The thing is now she sets the bait. She sets a big good
because she goes I would just go to all the hotspots and just drop anchor
and every dude that came up to me, I'd be like, yeah,
I'll fuck you. I'll fuck all your friends too. I got I gotta,
I gotta go, and like, wait a minute, you're going to
do what you know fucking nineteen twenty one year old kids are stupid as fuck.
Oh oh sure, okay, and she's turning and burning. You would
have done that, man, all night guy college. No. I do
not like my dick on camera at all. I mean I had it once.
I'm like, nobody needs to see this. This is, i mean,
not a presentable dick. I will be I would do it. My
dick wasn't Beautiful Dick Magazine once, but I wouldn't. I would only do
it because I know she's making money. I know it's a high production thing.
If they have hair and makeup there for my dick, I would do
it if they have some professional person. To j Jason, that's why you
got to get a mask. You just start doing poor. Yeah, but
it's really just hours on the clock. Stand that window has closed. If
you want to see Jason, go to patreon dot com slash punch Drunk Sports.
Jason has shown his dick many times at patreon dot com slash That is
true. I would I've auditioned for at least fifty porns, so he says,
and sometimes straight your producers. Sometimes, you know, we got to
do it that many, many, many, there's so many takes that you
have to do that my jaw started hurting. And in the auditions, yeah,
man, Jason, Jason, I don't think those were auditions that you
went to. I'm sorry, Well, where were they? What kind of
what kind of building were they in? Were they in a building at this
guy Rick's apartment over there fifty third in Gumption. Well it was more of
a fort, but he was paying rent. He said, he's a fucking
stupid Was it a pillow? By chance? He had flashlights, but he
said, just pretend these are cameras because but anyways, I think I'm just
a bad actor. I guess you didn't get the gig. Huh No,
no, well just it went straight to fucking Viewmaster. That'd be so hilarious.
Yeah, all right. You know they had to have view Master porn
back in the days. I'm sure they did, especially in the old and
olden days, like when the view masters were like like the nineteen twenties,
but you know, not like the things for it. But no, there
is I. Oh, where was I? There was some place some museum
I was in. Oh, it's in Vegas at the Pinball Museum. And
they have this old uh it's like a giant wooden box and you look in
there and it has like photos projected and some of them are naked with like
yeah you know they had and back then that was points where it would just
be ladies and they would just be bouncing and the sh flipping up. They
like nothing, nothing, wouldn't get me hard. Yeah, but get your
hard job. Oh wow, citizen half a mile away indecent exposure reported love
it? Oh in your fucking apartment complex there? Yeah, less than half
a mile away in decent exposure. Well, Johnny, if we wrap this
up now, you can get there. Yeah, you got enough time to
lub up and fucking stretch at list are responding. Police are responding to a
report of a man exposing himself to passer by. Word up. See they
didn't say like a passer by did to get am not saying she asked they
asked for it, But maybe they were asking for it. Yeah, this
is Jason. This is the male version of this woman you were talking about.
This is why it would be it would be reported as like indecent exposure,
and he would go, Yeah, if I got a sign that says
honk and I'll show my dick and I just stay on the road and somebody
honks, who's at fault? My sign is a warning, not a request.
I think my fick out lining her horns. They jail for honking and
having to get my fucking snacks out. Uh, did you guys watch you
FC three hundred, But did you think about it? That knockout was incredible.
I thought it was a pretty good card all the way. The last
fight was boring, but hard to live up to that fucking uh not the
last second knockout in the BMF fucking fight. Well, I have a lot
of thoughts about it. I thought the car was great. It was a
card that got really maligned forever and it turned out to be a great card.
Yeah, you know, I talked about I talked us before they do
this. Every time they do this, Every time they this is where theory
and reality just completely crash into each other and it doesn't work. This notion
of putting a BMT fight followed by a woman's fight, you know, it's
just the most hilarious fucking ship. And the last time they did that is
when they had brock Lesnar fight and following that was the wash who's the hot
chick they used to fight? Uh? You always said she had I looked
like I farted face? What was her name? She fought rounda Rousey all
the time out of Vegas. Yeah, she is hot? Who is it?
Face? Mesha Ta was fighting after and it was just a complete ro
letdown. I said, just real quick, I want to correct this.
I said, she looks like somebody has always parted around her. She looks
like she likes That's like, who farted face? That's what that is.
Yeah, for sure, maybe I did. I don't know, But the
point is that she has that face. Uh, and this is what they
do. This is now if you actually watch that Chinese chicks fighting, it
was a great fight. It was a really good fight. It was an
old school fight. It was a fight, but it couldn't compete with dudes
just throwing haymakers on each other. It just couldn't. An old school fucking
ground and pound just can't compete with guys. And that's why that fight should
have been before the BMF fight. Right now, to your point, what
you're essentially saying is, and I'm putting in stand up terms, you can't
have Joey Diaz then Kate Quigley then Rogan or something like that, you know
what I mean, because the audience is exhausted from the emotional adrenaline dump that
they just went through, yes, and there, and they're dead for the
next thing. So the next thing either has to be huge or it's just
gonna be kind of forgotten about pretty quickly. It would be hard for the
ELX for a fight to follow it, but it ended up doing really well,
right, But that's a hard fight to follow, and to put the
women's championship after that is really hard. And this is just where this idealistic
view of fairness just is the only hiccup of that card in my humble opinion.
Right, But I think not to their fault. I mean, that
fight might have been let me let me reask you, this is that fight
still a fight of the night without that knockout at one second left of the
last round? Probably yeah, for sure, it might have been fight of
the night already. And then there's that huge knockout, so their adrenaline was
all the way up at the end, and then the most incredible thing and
then the last and a buzzer beater, last second buzzer beater. That fight
was incredible all the way through. It wasn't like a boring fight with us
last second knockout they might have been. Yeah, but what I'm talking about
is having both those guys that fought in the BLF b MF were either intern
champs or champs known for throwing bops. None of them were known for for
for their ground game or grappling. Even though then I think, gage,
right, they're fighting phone both guys. Yeah, exactly right, which is
always exciting, which to your point, Hey, maybe maybe the order of
the card, Yeah, it should have been it should have gone to the
built have to do that because it came out of and then dude, here's
the last thing. And then the Chinese chicks if they went third, they
wouldn't complain because they don't have any rights where they're from, so it'll be
like, oh, this is normal time we could you know, they would
never have Yeah, they're not even allowed to speak in public, let alone
get punched in the face by a woman. So welcome to America, ladies,
Welcome to America. You can get punched in the face and talk all
as much shit as you want. You can't say anything. Well you that
dog going nuts? Is that the one that was that the one that bit
me? That's the one that bit you? That fucker? I heard your
voice. Hey, So here's the question. Is else for starting to enter
the goat conversation? It's too early for me. I'll know, bro,
I'll know, dude. To me, a goat has been doing it for
like a long like a mighty mouse or or who's fucking watch his face?
That McGregor knocked out it real quick, ninety seconds with the scar on his
face. Uh, jose Aldo al do those guys were I mean belt folders
for fucking ever? They cleared out that division two three times. They were
beating people that they people were retired. That a whole new group comes through
and none of them cat. Oh, there's a difference between a good run,
a great run and then go for to me, every but that's an
opinion. Everybody has a fucking opinion. But to me, I think it's
too early to say goat. I mean, bro, who does he fight
next? Bro? Look at his run though, Dude, It's like like
you can go who had a better run him or Kabeb And you go,
well, Kabiba has like what twenty nine wins or something like that, some
crazy number, right, you go, Okay, let's look at who they
fought and dude, this guy, you can say whatever you want about him.
This guy his last his three fights in that weight division, all former
champions, back to back to back to back to back. And then he
beats the guy at the lower level who everyone was already trying to convince themselves
that somehow Israel Andsania was somehow in the discussion with Anderson Silva, which wasn't
even close. I mean, you just look at the amount of fights,
the amount of finishes. Uh, you know who who went to the judges
card. It's not even close, dude. Yeah, and now that's a
fight I would have loved to see him back in the day, if we
could ever get young Anderson Silva versus Alex Perreira, that would have been a
great fight. That would have been a great fight. Yeah, and we're
entering that age with that kind of fucking Those dream matchups are fun to do,
like the old goats versus these new fucking goats. So to me,
there's three people that are on the mount rushmore. To me, there's no
if ends or butts about it. And some people might have a problem with
one of them, but I go John Jones above all, then Anderson Silva,
then Fador. Those are the top three. And then we started getting
there's a there's another spot on it. I mean, I guess. But
then you get gsp kuld be Uh, you get Vandalai Silva's run in Pride,
you get Dan Henderson, Uh, you know who else? You I
mean you know, and then you gotta go Alex Ferrera. Like Alex Ferrera
has beat all the he's beat in his last in his last four excuse me,
five fights, he's beating someone with a belt for them. I mean,
yeah, I'm not I'm not taking anything away from him. And and
to that point, I don't know what can be done about him. I
don't know who. Well, everybody keeps saying, now, you gotta take
him down, but no nobody seems to be doing it. They all want
to say take him down, and he's just like I would almost like to
see a rematch of that of that last fight, just because it was just
it left you really wanting more like that last fight to me was I man,
he clipped him that he got him good, and it was just what
a minute thirty or something after that guy hasn't be after he hasn't fought in
hit since he fucking blew his knee out playing pick up basketball or whatever.
Well, so the picture came out Alex Farah actually stepped on what's his name's
foot when he hit him, so I'm sure there was some weird kind of
balance issue for him. But dude, did you guys see Joe was talking
about it? Did you see? Wow? There's this like this this machine
that measures power to punch and for instance, and god who set the record,
Let's say the number was one twenty, right fucking else Farrah came in
and beat it by seventy points. Wow, holy shit. And that's also
to say how much power he's generating with those short punches, Like he doesn't
need this big fucking bailing. Yeah, he's clearly like natural, like he's
shredded up, but he's not like bulky, you know what I mean.
He's like natural. I love Shop. Shop was like shitting on Pereira and
I did about what I did. I just like how like as soon as
he goes up against somebody with the ground game, he's fucked. And I
love Shop. That's not anti shop. But there was a lot of people
talking about how Pereerra is going to get exposed. And dude, I mean
I was telling everybody. I'm like, bro, you got to study this
guy. He's like his story is insane. He was a crippling alcoholic quit
started tie boxing. Two years later he was like glory champion of the world.
See that's how when alcoholics gets sobered and they refocused on ship. This
is his booze. Yeah, that was who were his I know he lost
it at Sonya. Who's his other loss? That's uh in MMn, I
think that's it. I thought somebody else would not have got him his first
his first uh maybe his first run in oh okay, okay, No,
it wasn't in UFC. That's his only loss. And he lost a jungle
fight to a Tony. Dude, you not me jungle fights. I've lost
your naked choke. I mean he got you know, jungle fights, and
you know that they want to find a Tony. They're like, where is
a Tony? We gotta get bad guy in the fight. Remember that jungle
fight you had on Santa Monica Boulevard. That didn't go too well, did
it, Jason? I did. I still said that was a draw,
didn't That didn't You really didn't that didn't you really get like jumped or something?
On Santa Monica. I got a sucker punch by some gay guy that
looked like Steve Simone if he was in good shape. Oh. I was
a white guy, I'm sorry, looked just like Steve Simon. But he
was Jack, I mean not Jack. He was a little guy. But
he sucker punched me. That's why you sucker punched, you get I think
he got kicked out of bars or something. He was just walking and you
didn't say anything to him. He just hit you. No, no,
no, he was coming towards me and I my fucking earbuds in and I
was smoking a fucking cigarette. And if anybody listens to this, and you
smoke cigarettes and you are walking by a place where the bars are letting out,
you know you're gonna get asked fucking one hundred times for a fucking cigarette
every single person that sees you once. So I see him kind of staggering
towards me, and uh, he says something when we get faced, if
not used to Facebook, two feet away from each other. He said,
Sam's jerking off to this ahead. Okay, I'm sure he is, and
I, uh, I took my ear butts and I was already kind of
getting in my hand in because the only thing in my head is like,
he's fucking asked me for a say, you know what I mean? And
I go open my take my head things off in there hang around my neck
and I go, uh, I'm sorry, buddy, I didn't hear you.
And he goes, that's what I thought, or something like that.
One of those kind of I thought, so one of those kind of dumb
ass, fucking meathead fucking things. Yeah, and all right, man,
you get you have a fucking have a good night. You're fine. And
then we start walking, just walk right past him, and he must have
just fucking chizammed me right when he got to mind. That's definitely what he
did. He that's a bitch move. It's a bitch move. And I
can't believe he would interaction. But all I said was I didn't hear you.
But what was that, buddy? And I was told I thought of
you. I'm like, oh, just do. I was gonna hand them
a fucking cigarette. This guy went from one cigarette to a fucking sucker punch.
But I could see why I got kicked out of bars because he's a
fucking cunt. Steve Simone. I'm looking at you, Brow, I'm looking
at che Simone. So it's gonna be interesting. So, uh, can
we talk about the transfer a portal? Four second? Just really quickly?
Did you see that Duke has had seven players leave Duke has They just had
the seventh guy. We're gonna have this basketball, this is we're gonna have.
We're gonna have this system. Now they got to figure something out,
dude, Like I don't. I mean, you can't really have a contract,
can you. But they're you're having teams like teams that were really good,
complete turnover every year. And I'm all for a choice, athlete choice,
but dude, we got it. This is this is Nobody wanted this,
not even the athletes really. I mean they're getting paid, sure,
but like they just had FedEx is giving Memphis like, oh, what was
it? Forty five million dollars for nil twenty five twenty five? Yeah,
twenty five million dollars. Yeah, I really FedEx because you know they're based
out of Memphis. They're just they're just giving them, like, hey,
here's twenty five million dollars to buy players, and I just I don't.
I mean, I was all in favor of this, but man, it's
getting weird. It's getting really weird just having there's nothing to connect to.
Imagine it in the NBA. If they just had free agency every year,
no contracts except one year, Neils, and it was free agency every year,
it'd be a madhouse. You couldn't follow your team. And that's exactly
what they're turning college basketball into FOA college football. Yeah football too, of
course, but the basketball teams are so much smaller. You know that,
Like the turnovers is already. Yeah, so that is what they're saying is
why women's basketball is getting better numbers than men's basketball, which let's be clear,
it only was getting better numbers for like the last few games once they
had all the great players. The rest of the season will and we don't
even know what real numbers. No they are I don't believe any of this.
They just tell us, Oh God, look at these guys. They're
doing so much better than these guys. You're like, how do you come
up with that number? Where'd you get that number from? Oh? Just
trust us, Yeah, because you're talking about people who played before, like
thirty people all year and then you get to the final four, and yeah
it's a big deal. But nobody was going to those games the rest of
the year. I mean, IOWA does I was one of those programs that
always does well, right, Yeah, I mean it's just one of those
programs. But I don't know what the answer is. I mean, there's
too much money for these guys not to make money. There's too many of
them that aren't gonna go to the NBA, so they got to make whatever
money they can why they can. So I don't know what the answer is.
I was thinking, dude, that there is a big market. I
don't know, if you guys watch these you watch on YouTube where they have
these these like and one shows and one league, and you know, and
I think there's a real big place for like a minor league basketball league that's
just YouTube bound. And you just have these guys that are more like flash
and dunk like well you know, not just like shooting threes euro bullshit,
And you get these guys that are like huge YouTube people just going on and
play the league that way, like a rec league, but like scheduled on
YouTube. I think you can make it. You can make a ton of
money. Those guys can make money like the Big Three. Right, they're
like former stars or else. Why would you want to watch it? You
know what I mean? It's gotta be people, you know. Right,
Well, you saw they offered to Kaitlin Clark five million bucks, which is
four million dollars more than she'll make in the fucking w offer Big Three.
They said, hey, we'll give you five million, give you seven million
bucks and a piece of the league because your numbers are about to quadruple.
To see if a woman can play with me for two minutes and then they're
gonna watch her get house one game. That No, dude, no,
she's never gone again. It's not it's all old retired Players's not in the
NBA, she's in the fucking uh whatever that ship is, Big Three.
It's the calls the Big Three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, no, you're right. But yeah, whatever's happening right now,
ain't it. It's just gotta it's gotta. I hope that this evolves and
uh, they figure it out. But finally, I mean just finally they
figured out how to do a college football game again. You know it's gonna
be coming out in July. I missed that, dude. We haven't had
one in what since twenty fourteen I think was the last one college football?
Uh well, you know teams to the attorney, which what you mean football?
Yeah, that's great. I'm okay. I think it's two teams instead
of four now right this? Yeah, yeah, yah yah, I'm stoked
about that. Yeah, I love that. I can I make my prediction.
I think I think the Big Twelve basically takes the the the Mountain Weston
takes either takes their best teams and they just morph into that, or they
take the entire league. And uh that's why I think I probably won't have
it this year, probably have them the year after. And because if this
ship's getting really that cutthroat, all those teams in the Mountain West better get
into the pie. Why they can't and the mount West is just going to
be on the outside, or they can figure out a way to get in,
which is as we speak right now, the Pac twelve is still part
of it. I would move everything over there. You l be san Diego,
Boise State, Fresno. Would that beat a budget Wyoming? Dude?
If you n LV is one of the left outs, that would suck huh,
well, why would they do that? It's a big market. I
don't know, it's a big mark. Ye, they've been left behind so
far. I don't understand it well because our football team has sucked up into
this year. This year was the first year and no memories of unlbing a
good football because no, we've sucked. We've sucked, and we're finally we
were finally good last year, finally good. Uh So, NBA playoffs are
coming, uh super interesting two days right? They start Saturday or Sunday?
Do you count? Do you count the play ins as the playoffs? I
personally do. Like if you if you made the play in and then lost,
though, do you say you made the playoffs? Because that's the Hornets
made a couple and I don't think I don't count that. I don't think
we made the playoffs. I do, but I understand if you don't because
you're playing to advance. That's what to me is. Yeah, but you
know what, there's too much of it for me now. The NBA has
got the mid season tournament, then the postseason it was pre tournament. Then
you know, it's like it's too much for mead the playoffs. I like
the playing game, I guess. I mean, look, you know when
you like the playing game when your team's in it. When your team's in
it. Yeah, yeah, I mean got ship housed both times they were
playing in the playing So you can enjoy games that maybe fighting in the past,
but guess what happens. You got two extra games under your belt.
Were you been fighting for your life and now you get to go get housed.
So how do you feel about the MAVs? Uh Sam the Clippers?
If you don't know playing the MAVs? Uh listener, I I mean,
if Kawhi' is not there, it's gonna be real fucking hard. But I'm
gonna tell you something, guys. Someone said the the MAVs list where they
went on this insane run and they were the hottest team in the league.
And you see who they're beating. It was garbage, literally garbage. They
were beating garbage. I want to see if I can find them for you.
It's not a good run. Uh So they're not run. It's not
a good run. Guy, I'm telling you, Joe Biden. The maps
are basically Joe Biden. Any boys, let me see if I can find
it real quick, let me laugh. Uh, let me see if I
can find it. Uh, I'm not jerking off. I already jerked off.
It does sound like you're jerking off. Like I was looking down when
you're doing it. I was like, this guy's getting a quick snap back
in. Yes, here we go, Johnny. I'm gonna send you this
and maybe you can put it on your your little computer thingy that's whatever.
You sound like that here you do. It's unbelievable. Did you know did
you think that Johnny said that? You think that was me? Sam?
I do? It was so weird. The camera's off. I'm like,
wow, dude, Johnny said name. It's just a show of two.
Johnny's at this point, unbelievable. I got it right here, Sam,
I'll share it. Just say, oh, I miss on my pillows.
Same just an echo, you know what, because you're just laying on those
pillows. Salmon fucking Johnny's getting all jealous. Yeah, really funny, guys.
This ship is more expensive than bruized by the way. Yeah, yeah,
why are you drinking? Liquid death. Is this what you sent me
right here? So it's just water. I'm sorry, dude. That guy's
got a big beefy dick. He's dead, he's got nothing. God pay.
You don't know that you you take care. You don't think you take
your dick to heaven. I do, especially if you have one like that.
I hope you left it in the dirt because I'll dig it up and
suck the fun out of it. But I had that muted, right.
Okay, Let's take a look at this lineup. Okay, this run.
Okay, Miami, they're they're in the plague. They're not that Chicago.
Chicago is good, okay, Detroit not good. Golden State Okay, okay,
see loss Denver, Oh, Denver's great. Okay, Antonio, that's
a good garbage. Utah garbage, Utah garbage, Sacramento okay, Houston garbage,
Golden State. Okay, Atlanta, they lost the Golden State. Yeah,
but that's still garbage. There's Atlanta garbage, Golden State. Okay,
Houston garbage, Charlotte, pieces of ship, yeah, okaye, Miami okay,
uh, Detroit garbage okay, see great Clippers. Those last two losses
they had to be restling players. I mean they lost a fourteen Detroit team.
Yeah, that's a good point. So, I mean you got to
figure you go seventeen and three in the NBA against any of the teams.
Still pretty impressive run. I mean, yeah, that wasn't the hardest of
the tail end of their schedule there, but I don't know, seventeen and
three, it's pretty impressive. Let's see, how did the Clippers finish,
by the way, what they lost their last three games? Uh, and
then before that they lost the Sacramento but also not not firing on all cylinders
there. Yeah, no, but that but that's what they're going to be
in the playoffs too, So that's true. Yeah, I mean, and
it's it's not good Clippers win this series in five? Sam, your thoughts?
How about Kawhia? Why is not gonna play? Right there? There's
one he has inflammation, dude, it's gonna be really hard. But you
never know, dude. They do have three guys. I know, Russell
Westbrook ain't what do you see? But he can catch fire, dude.
He can catch fire, dude, Sell, Anything's possible. That's my opinion.
It's two guys. We got two guys you know, Uh, we'll
see if we can get any of James Harden back. It's it doesn't look
good without Kawhi. But have you been having hard have you been happy with
him? Okay? When Kwi is and yeah, I'm happy with him.
He plays with it in what we need a facilitator who can hit outside shots.
But when when somebody's not and we need him step up, it's a
little harder for him to get going. He's just he's a he's a step
slow now you see it. He can't get get the rim like he used
to. He's just a step slow. You guys have too many of those
steps slow guys. Yeah, we don't have the super teams or when you
try to build a super team a lot of times more so than not,
you're getting Uh, if this was five years ago, this would be a
super team for sure. Exactly. Yeah, I mean we're not. We'll
see, dude, we got it. We got a game tomorrow or like
Sunday, We'll see, dude, We'll see what happens. I mean,
Luca is fire. Kyrie seems to love it being in the shadow. Nobody's
talking about Kyrie. It's like it really is hilarious. How like Kyrie goes
from Boston and New York, right, and where they can't stop talking about
how oft he is, he goes he goes to Dallas, nobody talks about
him, and it's just like it just proves what you go, Why doesn't
anybody want to play in Dallas? Maybe this is it because you get no
press out of the fucking maps. Yeah, dude, it's the same way
in Charlotte. We could have we could be a top five team and they
wouldn't talk about Charlotte at all. And that's that's that's my problem with the
NBA. Had a good year, right, Kyrie like a really good year,
right, Yeah, he had a great year. Nobody's talking about him,
and I'm sure he loves it. I can't wait. You know what
I'm going to see if Aaron Rodgers and Kyrie Irving want to do a podcast,
that'd be Break the Internet. Break the Internet Kyrie and five? Yeah,
twenty five point six points five rebounds? I mean, come on,
five assists? You think that is any fucking body you'll take that? Sure?
That's my This is my problem with the last the top seventy five players.
I think they you're going to say Puerto Ricans the top fifty. They
got one wrong. They didn't include the Dominique Wilkins. Obviously everybody was upset
about that. This one. They got so many things wrong. They left
out easily three guys that should be on that list. I don't know how
you have Anthony Davis, Camilla, Anthony, and Damian Lillard on there over
Dwight Howard, Kyrie Irving and Klay Thompson. Dwight, how did he do
it for long enough? That's the thing with Dwight. Yeah he did,
dude. He was an all defensive player. He was all yeah, dude,
I got ten years in Orlando. He beat fucking Lebron in the playoffs.
Yeah, he's just got I mean what he had like a yeah,
like five years where he's like a top ten MVP. And then my problem
with him is too many capes. The guy's gonna throw on a cape and
do some shit. I'm out. I just think people don't appreciate him because
he didn't. He was kind of like the last of that kind of player,
you know, and and he fell between generations. Compare his career to
Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis played way less. Yes, I agree, with
you. The won one championship and guess why it was on the same team.
Okay, all defensive player all the fucking time. I think he was
even an MVP one time. Uh. Dwight Howard, I mean duty took
his team farther Anthony Davis's team. Dwight was m v P two and uh
for Orlando in twenty ten, twenty eleven second place. Oh it's eighes.
He got three time Defensive Player of the Year. How many? Uh all
nbas. Let me see NBA first team, NBA first team NBA for five
those five years in a row, and he got no more all NBAS.
No, it's just those five years. Yeah, that was it. He's
I mean like third team and second team a few times. Yeah, yeah,
no, I mean five years in a round. So so so you
know, and then you look at Anthony Davis hurt all the time, Pelicans
never won ship, never one ship with him ever. Yeah, I mean
I get it. I'm looking at like I'm looking at a d right.
And then and then let's get in to Klay Thompson. I've already said it
on here, like it's so I know the wheels have fall. I think
you changed my mind, by the way, I think he should be in
if ads in and he's not, he should be on Ora AD for sure.
Okay, thank you. And then Klay Thompson, dude, the guy
that everybody loves. Steph Cree has never won a championship without Clay Thompson.
When Klay Thompson wasn't playing, Steph Cree never won a championship. He's done,
right, it's over. I guess so he had a zero for ten.
People want to write him off. I think the injuries got to him.
But what I find absolutely hilarious is how everybody's like, yeah, Warriors
can't keep Clay, but you're gonna keep Draymond Green, whose skill set only
works if you have the greatest shooters around him. You cannot send Clay.
You cannot send Draymond Green even early Draymond Green bewhere and that works. He's
too short to not be a shooter. Yeah, And it's just like everyone's
like, of course, Colin Coward doesn't say anything because Draymond's got podcast on
his on his podcast, uh channel or his network. Dude, the guy's
getting kicked out games, guys punching teammates. The guy's getting text everywhere.
Dude, you cannot make that kind of money and score like that, which
is not you say whatever you want about Clay. He had a bad game
there. I totally with you. I'm totally with you. Who's who are
these three players? Who do you keep? Andrew Wiggins, Klay Thompson,
and Draymond Green. I keep Klay Thompson, Well, Wiggins obviously to me,
and then Klay Thomas. Wiggins has falling off as well. Yeah,
but Thomslay Thompson though, has declined. I mean so much, dude,
I don't think he's coming back. He might retire, retire, he might
retire, he might, he might I don't know. But I just I'm
sorry, dude, the disrespect giving the Klay Thompson's insane. You're too telling
me what the NBA said to me, to us is that the team that
won the most regular season games in the history of the league only had one
guy in the top seventy five? Is that what you're telling me? Get
the fuck out of here, Get out of here. It's so dumb,
Sam. What hotel you give your give your give your location Cambridge, Cambridge.
I don't even know what the name of it. Is, but my
room number uh four four two nine. Nice? Nice? Nice nice.
So anybody wants to go see Sam, he will be there for the next
day or two. Yeah, Johnny, you get this up early enough,
Sam, people knocking on his door? What what else is up? Yeah?
So that's did you I sent you guys something about uh, did you
guys? See? So on Triple A they're trying out this system because the
umpires balls and strikes in baseball have been terrible this year. And I know,
Sam, you're not a fan of robo umpire, even though I am,
because it creates another job on the baseball field. But what they're trying
in Triple A, and it's apparently working really well, is this system where
the pitcher and the batter both have three seconds to challenge. They get they
get three a game teams do, and then if they get it right,
they get it back. And you saw this guy, this Paul Skeens guy
get it right like twice in a row and twice in one at bat this
week, and it was like a really good example of how quickly it works.
I'll just show you the footage really quick. It's kind of cool.
I think this might be the answer something like this because you guys, you
got no no each team, each team, and they used in one bat.
Yeah, well he was right, yeah, because the umpire sucks so
much. Here got Paul Skeens is an absolute animal on the mound. But
did you know that he's a great umpire as well. I just made a
video on Angel Hernandez. Maybe Paul Skans when he gets to the big leagues.
He's in Triple A right now. Per game, if you're successful,
you get the challenge back. So Skeen's is gonna throw this three to two
pitch right here. Catcher set up outside, he throws it inside. Umpire
says ball and right here Skeens see they just tap their head apps the top
of his head. That's the signal that I want to challenge this call right
here again pitcher or catcher. And apparently it takes like a couple of seconds.
And what they do is they go on the video board. This is
what they'll do in MLB, and they'll show it like like they do in
tennis. You know, they'll show the ball like going through the strike down
and then the fans can cheer and everything and get into it. Uh.
And he was right there this is what I'll be on the videoboard, this
thing screen that is flashed for all the fans, and then boom, there
comes the pitch and it's a strike. Skeens was right right in the lower
inside corner. So you see. I mean, the same thing happens again,
except there was one even more in the strike zone. But what do
you think about? That's kind of a cool system, right, It adds
a little excitement, doesn't slow the game down too much. Yeah, I
mean it's fine. I'm totally down with it. You know. It's hilarious
though, Like everyone's like, we got it quick in the game, and
now you're just adding this which is gonna add seconds to the gether if they
had three they have three seconds to do it. And then it's literally a
thing in the guy's ear, like, hey is this strike? And then
it shows up on the video board. It takes five seconds. You're talking
about adding like eight seconds times three? What twenty seconds to a game?
Nothing. I'm with you, dude, I'm fine with it. I just
don't want people to lose their jobs, that's all. Well, no,
but even robop adds a job because the umpire behind the plate and then they
add a guy at a computer up in the booth who like radios down to
him. Strike ball. It's great because they're just they've been. They're getting
worse. Man, they're getting really bad, especially Angel Hernandez. Did you
see this balls and strikes he called this week? I mean this far off
the fucking plate? Three in a row? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was like miss call, a miss call. It looks like you gotta
be dude, that's gonna be one of the hardest jobs. That's pretty funny.
But yeah, what are you talking about? Angel Hernani's too, Yeah,
yeah, yeah. There was somebody out a meme where it just looked
like your phone screen and it was like seven in a row. I got,
I gotta, I got look at this like this is this is the
series that. Yeah, look at like how far off the fucking plate it
would have hit the guy in the opposing batter's box. I think it's their
point. He's bad, dude. Look at this strike. These are three.
Maybe he just had to get home quickly. Yeah goodness, maybe maybe
no porter has money on this. Look at look at what he's struck him
out ship. Look at that, dude, I mean that's crazy. That's
not even And then he's one of these guys you can't even talk to,
Like, as soon as you go out there and talk to him, you're
out. He throws you out. Sam, you have humble him. Break
your ass, break your back, Fuck your ass. What's cup you're doing?
Iron cheek? What's the cut though? Breaking the cheeks? So what
is that thing you say? Cheek busting? Yeah, cheek busting. Bust
the sheep to get back. Fuck your ass, Sam. What are your
thoughts on the retirement of Blake Griffin rip to the one of my favorite all
time Clippers? Oh? Is he gone? Oh yeah? And of course
he didn't even think the Clippers, which is such a bitter bitch. He's
such a bitter bitch and I love him. He's the most important Clipper of
all time, probably arguably third, third, or fourth greatest Clipper of all
time, but most important. Why do you say most important? Because he
put these modern day eyes onto the Clippers. Oh yeah, well yeah,
yeah, I mean Lob City turned the Clippers into a fun place to go
play and people also turned Los Angeles into not only a Laker town. Yes,
And when we started we started seeing Clipper fans come out of the woodwork
when you and I were, you know, pretty much Clipper fans for tony
plus years, but then all of a sudden, everybody was in. He
saw Clipper jerseys everywhere. I mean, he was just a great player.
He had. He had he like when he was as his zenith, like
he was unstoppable, he had I think he I think he's uh one of
the first of the modern day players that read their their comments too much,
you know, and it started let started affecting his game. So he kept
thinking he had to learn how to shoot it. Which was always funny to
me that Blake Griffin is the only son of a basketball coach that didn't know
how to shoot. Like all the rest of them were all like, we're
all like fucking machines, you know, automatically hitting shots everywhere. Blake had
so much talent and so much athletics, and he never learned those things like
how to shoot, and he became a great shooter towards he end. Obviously,
you know, once you start having those surgeries, you start losing your
fucking They say you leave your feet at the table, you know, and
at the operating table, and that's what happened. And it's just it's crazy
to me that Blake Griffin's not in the NBA right now. It's just crazy
to me, and it's kind of like everyone gets old dude. But the
question becomes, Blake Griffin was All NBA two thousand and tens Decade Team.
Yeah, he made it, for sure, it was him, Chris Paul
both made it, Kawhi made it, and Paul George May's four Clippers made
it. They weren't all playing together obviously at the same time. So the
question becomes, is Blake Griffin a Hall of Famer? Well, you're right.
Your argument is always championships, which he has none. Yeah, yeah,
yeah, you're not a first ballot. I will hold out. Let
me just say, I don't think you have to be I have win a
championship to get in the Hall of Fame. I think you have to have
a hive. Can I give you the resume? Yes, Griffin made five
All NBA teams, three second team two thirteen. Basketball Reference, which gives
several metrics and awards, which takes which takes several metrics and awards into account,
gives him a fifty four point eight percent chance of making So he's a
coin toss it's a coin toss. I just to me find it absolutely insane
that somebody can be All Decade second Team, which means you were top in
the NBA's odds, you were a top ten player in that decade and you
don't make the Hall of Fame. That is crazy to me. Well,
let's see who else was on that Hall of Fame team. What you're saying
the twenty tens? Right? Yeah? What it was the top How many
were they doing back then? The twenty tens All NBA Decade team? All
right? So first team was it looks like Durant, Steph You got Lebron,
Harden and Kawhi Interesting another Clipper. Second team is ad you got Russell,
Chris, Paul, your friend, Carmelo, and Blake. I'm just
trying to see if there are any other guys who aren't going to be in
the Hall on this list. And then it's Giannis, Paul, George,
Kobe, Dwayne Wade, and Aldridge. I'm just looking at pictures. They
don't have the names for some reason. So, yeah, Dame Lillard,
that's why I'm so sorry. Yeah, so any of those guys not gonna
make the Hall of Fame on that list here goes through them. I just
wait you minut. Okay, So it's it's Paul George, this is the
third team, one team, one team one the first team. Oh no,
they're all making Hall of Fame. Man, It's Harden, Kawhi,
Lebron, It's it's Durant, and it's that Hall of Fame, Hall of
famers, all Hall of famers. Okay. The only guy that would be
like even a question, right, is what Harden maybe and Kawhi? Those
two? No, I mean, dude, it would be absolutely insane to
me for somebody to make a top seventy five player. And that's another player
that I would go, how is how is he and over Klay Thompson?
And I love Harden, but how's how's Harden in over Klay Thompson When Harden
has won ship and lost to Clay Thompson's teams fucking every year. So so
Harden's definitely was top seventy five. Oh right, then you got Chris Paul
no brainer a d definitely Hall of Famer, right, I mean he made
top seventy five. Kids. I just want to see what his stats are
on Basketball Reference. Let's see they're saying that people are saying yes, based
on his statu don't I don't know that that he might not be though,
Hall of Famer right, like it's possible Russell Westbrook, Carmelo is Yeah,
I mean just from the I mean, Carmelo Anthony. How is Carmel Anthony
a Hall of Famer? The scoring dude? It's the scoring man. Yeah,
I get it, dude. But he was a great scorer. But
every team he's on, they didn't win. They didn't do well at all.
He was an isolator, held the ball too long and the offense didn't
move. Yeah, I don't know. And then I mean, and it's
Blake. That's the second team for you, So on that second team,
I'd be very shocked. I mean, you look at that, dude.
I'm that second team dude. I mean, it's just crazy to me.
I got to use the bathroom. I'll come back on. I believe you
guys want to talk draft. Take it in there. Yeah, we got
NFL draft, Johnny, your thoughts on upcoming draft. I'm so excited that.
Yeah, it's funny. I just looked at the calendar yesterday and saw
how soon it is, and I got excited. A week from yesterday.
Love it even though we don't have a today and tomorrow you guys have the
first pick and graduate. Oh that's why you traded it to the Bears.
Oh, I mean it's fucking ridiculous. It gets gets stupid and stupid.
Oh it really? Is it really the thing that kills more football teams?
Like you know, it makes him suck more than anything. Is it's impatience?
No, it's impatience. Well that they're related, but it's impatience,
like saying, we got to just do this this year, even though next
year we know this is one of the greatest quarterback crops and history of the
NFL. Let's just go ahead and do it this year. Let's go all
in one year. Is the cause of that nine times out of ten is
money? No, I don't think they don't want to if thee think they're
punting, nobody goes to a game. That always happens when a coach and
a GM are locked in together and they're both on the hot seat and they're
like, dude, if we don't win this year, we're both fucking fired.
So we got to just go all in with everything and try to win.
Now they're not trying to win and build something for the next seven,
eight, nine, ten years because they're in a losing franchise that has high
turnover. At GM and a coach and always quarterback, those three things are
married, and you you allow a GM and a coach to go all in
to win this year to save their job instead of being patient and doing the
smart thing and going, hey, let's do what's best for the franchise,
which might not be quarterback this year, especially trading everything that we have.
I mean, what they did was they traded uh shit that wasn't theirs.
Like if I was getting evicted from a house and I go, uh,
let me real quick have a garage set, they go, no, no,
all this stuff is ours. I go ahead real quick before I get
kind of I'm getting kicked out. And they didn't care about your draft picks.
In the next two years, they're probably not going to be there,
so of course they'll trade. Yeah, And it's all I mean, I
mean, the way I guess you know what I think too fucked up a
lot of teams seeing what the Rams did, yeah and being like, you
know what, it work for them? Why don't who gives a shit about
draft picks? Right? I'm pump, what do you what do you so
you don't even have a first round pick? Day you No, I mean
we have a you know, we have like the thirty third you know what
I mean, like the first pick in the second round, which is like
a late first rounder. Really but uh, and we we have a I
think we have six picks because we've traded for a few and we've gotten some
back. But it's like, let me okay, let me go. Uh.
I think we have a cup like maybe two third rounder or something like
that. Let me see. We have two second rounders. Sorry, we
have number thirty three and number thirty nine from the Giants, and then we
have a third rounder, a fourth rounder, a fifth round, two fifth
rounders, and a seventh rounder. So we have two second rounders, third
round and fourth round or two fifth rounders, and then the seventh rounder,
which give rid the seventh round useless. Hey you never know. Yeah,
but I mean, just let him sign, let him sign his undrafted free
agency. You know some of them do let him go around. When you
get a guy, you get a guy that's beauty. Football is not.
There's I mean, the NBA draft becomes boring after the seventeenth pick of the
first round out because most of the people that are getting picked after that,
we're probably not gonna be in the fucking NBA. No, they're or not
playing. There are more u uh, let me think there are more defensive
backs that are going to get drafted in this year's NFL draft in the rounds
four or five, six and seven that will make an NFL team. Then
there are people in the second round that will make an NBA team just because
of specificity of physician and how many picks there are in the NBA. I
am going to a uh my buddy shout out round because me and my buddy
Chris and his son Chase are going to my Bold college roommate Ron's house,
and so it will be there all weekend for the draft and we're gonna have
like a you know, a bunch of guys come over just workout NFL draft
party. I promise you this thing me going. And they're all bare season
ticket holders, all these fuckuck guys. There's gonna be a lot of fucking
sausages and that kind of fucking food brocks with these fucking Chicago Bucks. And
I will be the only person in this party wearing uh, Korean kicker jersey.
Who who are you guys taking? Who are the falcons taking? Probably
Dallas Turner I hear the most. I hear Jared verse a lot. I
wouldn't mind if one of those receivers fall down like Neighbors or Doomsday. I
think, where are you guys picking again? Eight or something? Then eight
eight and we got three. There's three things need edge rusher, corner and
another wide receiver. Now people say quarterback, but I'm like not really.
I mean, why would we reach for a quarterback right now that's gonna sit
on the bench for three years. Fill a bunch of needs now and go
get your quarterback next year? Who's also gonna sit on the bench for one
year? Uh? And you know ride out cousins. So I'm not who's
your backup? Fucking Heinike? So you okay, you know what you got?
Then? All right? Yeah, if he comes has to come in,
fine, he has to come in, and we're gonna draft one.
I wouldn't be surprised if we got Spencer Rattler round five or six or something
like that. I just don't see us getting a quarterback first three rounds.
We have too many bigger needs for people that are to me in the NFL.
If you get drafted in the first two rounds, you are expected to
beyond contribute, probably start. Does it contribute? I mean a third rounder
you expect him to contribute round one and two, You're I'm expecting you to
start. I'm paying you like a starter. So the draft a guy in
the first two rounds, it's gonna be on your bench for two years.
He's just economically doesn't make sense and strategically it doesn't make sense to me.
But Falcons go corner edge receiver with our first three picks in whatever order.
You know, the best corner is of available, and we're picking at eight
and the number one corners there and maybe get them, but at that high
the best edge rusher is going to be there too, and that second or
third best receiver I don't know, Harrison is going first, and then you
know, hey man, at the second best receiver sitting right there. Pretty
hard to turn that down, I don't know. We're just talking again about
how stupid the Panthers are. They turned down two first round picks for Brian
Burns last year just to let him go. You know, let me go
to the Giants. No, he's now, he's gone now. But yeah,
we're I know we're in the same division. But so I'm not talking
just talking sports. The Carolina Panthers in the last four or five years have
had the stupidest front office. He's gone, he's gone. He made mistakes
that are You're gonna pay for it for the next fucking five years and maybe
it's term the next thousand years. Hey, thousand years. You have to
take a poop, well, put on or a number two or a number
three, number two hard And I've already recorded myself shitting, so nobody.
Yeah he did that, he'd live stream and stuff shitting the other sot me.
Let me ask you guys a question really quick. So if you had
a GM like the guy we were just talking about, uh, Fitterer,
Scott Fitterer for the Panthers, would you when hiring his replacement, keep in
mind that guy who's made basically every wrong decision over the past for the preceding
fire, would you hire somebody outside the organization or would you just hire his
lieutenant who was there for all those decisions. Which which would you choose?
I'm curious, Well, it depends if that if Okay, that's a good
question, and I think I have a good answer to that, Johnny,
great question. I would automatically be trepidacious about it, for sure. But
if that dude, you let's say, let's say I fire Sam because he
makes a bunch of stupid mistakes. And Johnny, You're is right now understandable,
understand the entire time, the entire time this guy fucks up. You
were coming to me on the d L and being like, look, dude,
I wanted to go the whole other way, and I'm telling you right
now, don't listen. I would be like, Okay, you know what
it should be this guy that's my only Yeah, that's what That's what all
Panthers fans have been saying. That's like, we just hope that Dan Morgan
was in the room, like saying like, what the fuck is this guy
doing, because exactly we're fucked otherwise. Dan Morgan, by the way,
famous for being punch drunk for a decade. You know, he had to
retire. He's like a keik Ley type who had to retire for concussions.
I hated him. I always I remember him very great player type or a
Keith Brooking type. Who's the guy from the Bears that wanted to get in
a fight with Lacker type? Every NFL team has one. Yeah, that
guy for Green Bay with the long hair, you know, fucking that guy
a J Hawk or whatever is that him? A J Hawk is another one,
yep, yeah, fucking uh Clay. Yeah, they always got one.
Fucking meathead white guy runs a four nine for Bill Romanowski Romanowski. But
they'll run right to a brick wall and uh yeah. Basically a fast bouncer.
Every NFL team has a history of having one fast white bouncer. Yeah
right now, just they use it. They're using a cane by the time
they're forty five, forty five years old. You're walking with a walker.
You know what I'm saying. I love What is this camera angle? Sam?
It's just like what your dog sees all days. What are we looking
at here? It looked like he was playing video games or something. Sam,
Let's wrap it up. You guys aren't here in two hours and the
Sam's guy game. Yeah we are, aren't we? Holy shit? Sam?
You got anything you want to plug? Oh? You know, j
I'm in Dallas this weekend. I'm in Oregon next weekend. I'm in Illinois,
and I'm in Illinois and Wisconsin. After that, there you go and
go to Sam Tripley dot com, Sam Tripley Live, what is it,
Sam tible dot Com? Grab your tickets. I don't think the Raiders get
a quarterback in this draft. I think we're going to just load up.
I like Garden, Minshew, who knows, dude, I love I love
him too. Everybody likes that guy. Everybody wants to party with that guy.
Doesn't it seem like, yeah, I do, well, Johnny,
why are you talking ship because his name is like Garden, nobody's name Okay,
geez week, okay, all right, but yeah, and then where
do you think Pennix goes? Uh? He's a wild guard. He could
go, he could go anywhere. Everybody he is that player that everybody is
like, uh at the seven teams that want him are absolutely not even talking
about him. Maybe maybe get him, But you know what, I'm really
worried about his fucking mechanics. The same weird shop. I think he can
go to the saying weird shit about that guy right now because I think he
is absolutely drafted by the second round. Watch him go to the Raiders leaper
in the late first round watching trade up ticket. Somebody's sitting at like five
of the second round, could trade to like thirty twenty eight of the first
round and grab him because they know he's gonna be gone in four sixty two
picks. When you're back up on the clock and you go, fuck it,
let's just trade up. Such a good draft or quarterbacks, isn't It's
gonna be a fun draft. Good. It's a good draft. Friend.
We'll talk more about it on the next episode. We should try to do
one before the draft. Let's do it, all right, good draft,
all right, guys, great show, nice raft, right the twenty twenty.
Have a good time eating the shows. Give your beautiful women at little
Bye. Bye, guys, Bye. We're gonna suck it, Jason,
Okay, Johnny, let me plug too quick. I appreciate it. And
I know this probably won't be out well tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, oh okay
audio audio like late night. But yeah, oh great, So this times
out, This comes out on Saturday. I'll be golfing at Blackthorn Golf Course
tomorrow Saturday, three o'clock tea time. So just wanting to let you guys
know that and then, so I'm glad that got out in time play.
And then Tuesday the Blip Team, I'll be taking a skin cancer challenge where
I'm getting into a tanning booth for twenty four straight hours and I only get
eleven smoke breaks. So oh and that's that's at Sunshine and Coffins Tanning and
Funeral Home. So that's on the Blip team. Guys, it's been great.
I'll talk to you guys probably twenty twenty five, twenty twenty six,
and let's try to do one Johnny, Like, maybe let me look at
our calendar. Maybe Wednesday or Wednesday Wednesday won't work, but what about Tuesday,
Tuesdays? Yeah, I probably Thursday. Maybe we do on Thursday while
for the first round during the first Yeah yeah maybe, yeah, we live
Maybe that would be kind of fun, yeah, because that would be like
seven and down for the Yeah, for sure. Maybe like five o'clock your
time or something. Let's do that, Yeah, Thursday pod during the drafts
and that's for you fucking uh every fucking year, our fucking day, the
day of just fucking rips dick, and everybody keeps asking you, guys,
you got to do another draft episode? Cash Casper. Yeah, yeah,
Casper always he always is. So that's for you. We will do a
pod during the first round of the draft and uh and everybody else considered sucking
and Johnny, I want to talk to you next time about our You know,
I still haven't heard about your trip to Europe. Yeah, we'll talk
about yeah, okay, yeah, so we'll talk about that. And guys,
everybody, we love you and suck it. Why what did I sing?
Every Girl's my girlfriend, every girl's my girlfriend, every good? It
did disturbed me how much Sam loved this song. The ans was like,
yeah, special age, what did I saying? Jobby stop, just let
it rock. These are kids we're supporting. Now if you are, if
you're a drug puncher, who by by if you want to find this uh
and buy it, it's they and with knee high Let's get busy. As
the name of the album, every dross My girlfriend, Every dross My girlfriend,
I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this a vote. Should this be the
new punch Drunk themes