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For the thousands in attendance and the
millions watching around the world. This is

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the man e hilto corn is a
love and kicking com on over here on

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I butt. You're asking saying,
welcome to punch drump sports where winners win.

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After a long hiagus, we're back. We're gonna do it once every

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four months. Welcome to the quarterly
podcast, Johnny, where you do a

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podcast every time there's an eclipse.
How about that that works for you,

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guys. That's a great run,
Johnny. Dude, where are you doing

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this from your tool shed? No? I mean I'm just in a little

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studio here. Yeah, but oh
that's your mic stand look like a bike

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where then his mike stand the he
looks like he's in a garage. No,

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I'm actually in my bedroom. If
you if you want to be honest,

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it's like, uh, you can
see like there's it's like books and

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ship up there and then oh ship. I thought, that's where all the

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toys are. That's what the magic
happens. Where the magic happens. Sam,

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get some more pillows, do anything? He needs more pillows. So

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there's nothing else in the room but
pillows. I like, Uh, I

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like to be able to sit upright
when I watch TV in the bed.

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You can stand straight up and still
have pillows on your back. How do

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you sleep with seven thousand pillows?
Bro? Oh, you got them some

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let's call them to my pillow guy. They're not all mine. Oh that's

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true. But still that's a lot
of fucking pillows. Honey, you got

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a lot of fucking pillows. You're
Dallas? Are you in Dallas right now?

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Sam? Triple? Yeah, I
am. I am. Let's plug

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some gigs because I know you got
a bunch of them. I want to

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ask you about one of them,
because yeah, dude, every year,

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O Mike, never do stand up
around tax season? And dude, what

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do I do I do tax season
because everyone's spending their money. They want

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to spend money, suckopan to go
out have some laughs because I realized they're

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going to jail or what have you. No, dude, it's just like

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everyone just dropped a ton of cash. Did you forget it? Like?

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What do you just forget? Every
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agree to a gig and then I'm
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Why am I here right now?
But it was great last night. A

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lot of fun. The openers is
this group of guys out Canna called the

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daydream Cats. It was a lot
of fun. I'm excited, good to

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be here there. It was a
life is good. Buddy watching my special.

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I've been watching my special. We
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I'm just getting the edits done.
I'm very happy with it. I think

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it's gonna go and I think it's
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don't know. Yeah, I'm still
I go back and forth. I go

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back and forth sometimes, I like
forty minutes. What do you go back

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and forth with longer or shorter like
like the forty minutes or not even putting

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it out. I think, ye, no, no, no, no,

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dude, it's good. It's good. I'm happy. It's I'm happy.

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A couple jokes, I don't or
I kill myself. Those are the

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options. That's that should be the
name of the pod. It should be

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the name of that the special,
you know. But overall, dude,

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it's good. Dude. I was
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it was you did you crush harder? And you said that was the show.

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Yeah, that wasn't the best show. The second show is the best.

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Show. You're different set. Second
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He's not a single joke from the
first from the first show. That is

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not I'm not that prolific, dude. There are guys out there like he

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did four shows, didn't repeat one
joke. You believe that? Do you

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believe that though like send bad you
hear about him and he just does a

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different, a different set every time. Do you believe that's still doing Reagan

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jokes? I'm still doing Reagan jokes. Well, it all depends on what

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type of joke you're doing, right, Like, I mean, if you're

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just doing like McDonald's jokes, I
mean, you could have about two hours

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of McDonald's jokes and now I have
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without Yeah, yeah, I don't
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crowd work, a lot of them
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hey, turn the microphone on,
just be silly and goofy and all over

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the place. It's easy to just
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you were just being funny. You
weren't telling jokes that He's not like you

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have ten zillion jokes. You just
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You know, it's like Kat Williams
has like eighteen fucking specials and then

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like, you know, he's got
jokes about working at fast food restaurants and

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ship and it's just like, when
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in a fast food restaurant inside of
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I don't know. I love him, Oh no, I love him,

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but that's just crazy. What's that
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people on the planet. Of course
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have a k that's for you,
what our specials? And you're like,

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how is that possible? How is
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it just like it's just crazy,
But he's Cat. He heard something crazy

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about Cat Williams. And maybe I
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and maybe I texted to you guys, but you know, he was on

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what's his Name's podcast The goud It
sounds like his marbles in his mouth Sharp.

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He was on Shannon Sharp's podcast and
Shannon Sharp said, and that thing

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went super viral because Cat Williams is
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amount of money he ever made.
It one year in the NFL was five

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million dollars as all pro tight end. Now, granted there's a different era.

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He made more money on that one
episode than he ever did in an

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entire season in the NFL. He
said, holy shit, Well that tells

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you two things. One about monetizing
podcasts and all that sort of stuff.

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How big that can's crazy? How
little these NFL players were making merely twenty

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years ago. He must have like
partners and shit like that for his podcast,

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because that's that's insanity. How many
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think it's views, Sam. I
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that show. It's cut up and
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also got like sponsors for everything.
You know, it's like an presented by

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Budweiser, Like he has ads.
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got an ad. It doesn't if
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Does that mean he gets more money? I don't think so. I don't

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know. Maybe he had some sort
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not pay per view, but you
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a thing, and they're like,
oh, yeah, we'll give you.

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Remember we used to get those,
and then we were like cool. When

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we were at Love It and they
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get X amount per downloads or whatever, We're like cool. In our first

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episode we put Joey Diaz and Rogan
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downloads when our average was like eighteen
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They're like whoaa, whoa, whoa, okay, made like a couple

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thousand dollars on one episode each and
then fucking what's the face there was like,

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oh yeah, that was such a
different time, dude. Well not

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weak, but everybody that was doing
a podcast, you know, fifteen years

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ago, is really trying to figure
out because everybody mean, you can use

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our fancy studio and we'll just run
a couple of commercials and you can do

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it for free here, and we're
like, wait a minute, where is

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that commercial money going? Yeah,
it's just crazy. How much, how

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how like how far podcasting has come
from the early days of like timfol I

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mean of a punch drunk for better
and worse, right for better and worse,

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like the you know, there are
more opportunities to make more, there

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are different ways to make more.
Well, Johnny, there's so many middlemen.

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I don't I think it's I think
the days of like having a podcast

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blow what are getting harder and harder. I think they's That would be the

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for worst part, but the for
better part would be there are more ways

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to make money now if you do
have a podcast as listens, Yeah,

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I mean, you just got to
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the tech people to be behind you. That's the biggest thing. And guess

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too, like remember people used to
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You know, I was a guest
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Remember the guests we used to have
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I mean, yeah, yeah,
anybody names of comedy Yeah, and

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not like, well, what who
are you affiliated with? Yeah, let's

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get did you? I wanted to
talk right away about that story I sent

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you guys the other day. I'm
sure Jason already seen it. But uh

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so Bill Belichick, as we know, interviewed multiple times with the Falcons.

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It seems like Artia Blank really considered
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shit all over. Belichick was like, you can't trust him, this is

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not a guy you want in your
organization. I mean, and that's that.

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There were multiple sources on that in
that story. That's crazy, right,

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it's very crazy each other, and
it really seems like this to me.

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Well, maybe they hate each other. But let's say, like,

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uh, I go through a breakup
with somebody, right, and we were

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together forever and I go through a
breakup and then Sam and we've been broken

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up for a whole year or two
years. Whatever. Fine, I'm publicly

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saying I'm cool with whatever. And
Sam comes up to me and goes,

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hey, man, I was thinking
about haking homegirl out. And I just

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want to know what you think.
You know, we're bros, been friends

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fucking a lot longer than you were
with that bitch, knowing each other a

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lot longer than that. What do
you think about, you know, maybe

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me and her hooking up? And
I go, listen, man, I'm

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gonna tell you right now, between
me and you, she's fucking crazy and

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she's going to be doing all and
I just all the bad things that happened

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in our long relationship. And Sam's
like, you know what, it's probably

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best we just you know, just
be friends with something like he I think

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there's that jealousy. But he's like, if he goes somewhere else and does

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something great with another team, then
it kind of tarnishes everything that the Patriots

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did with him. Yeah, and
you'd rather just not see it. And

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if I could do anything to kick
off your sand castle, Fuck god,

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that's what I'm gonna do. Doesn't
it seem like that? Am I crazy?

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Here? No? You're right.
No, You're probably totally right.

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And it's it's it's crazy to me
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I I I get at the top. It's a good owner talking to an

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owner. Owner to owner talk,
give me the real deal here. Yeah,

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he was a wrong motherfuck I would
I would go, I go,

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Okay, So this guy's telling me
it was a horrible, horrible, like

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situation, but he literally rode him
to the wheels fell off. Yeah,

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you know, Like, but if
we can get what if we can get

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him in here, get him a
decent quarterback. See that's why I like,

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I would think, like how many
teams would have jumped out of a

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chance to get Phil Jackson right after
the Lakers run? Like and I'm sure

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there was like but the Lakers did
the exact same thing right after a bulls

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run, right right, So like, why wouldn't you take Bilichick, Like

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if you're in Atlanta and you're looking
for something or you know, I personally

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would be like, I wouldn't take
him if I was Atlanta because I just

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feel like, you guys aren't in
the right place to have to I didn't

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really want him, and I think
I publicly said that, and uh,

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and it's a big relief not to
have him because he comes with that,

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uh, the pressure, and that's
all you fucking talk about. And you

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know when something's going on with your
team, and I'm so fucking sick of

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hearing about whatever the micro victang or
I'm so fucking sick of hearing about fucking

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Kobe Brant. Whatever happened was some
shitty thing is happening with your team.

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It's all you fucking hear about.
And Belichick is gonna be He's gonna be

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a require a bigger spotlight for a
team that doesn't need a fucking spotlight on

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right now. There are a bunch
of young guys, they're a team that's

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on the up tick. Also,
he wanted full control too. That's the

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other big thing. He wanted full
control, and that gives him the power

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to completely fuck your franchise, like
for a decade. Dude, I am

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against giving anybody full control, okay
outside the owner, right, And you

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don't know why Medlin meddling in like
not to get off of the NFL because

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I want to stay here. But
what I was thinking the other day about

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how, like, you know,
none of these super teams in the NBA

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work except for two places they worked, and that was that was Miami and

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Boston. And why did those work? Because those teams, those franchise had

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a culture already and you were going
into that culture and that that culture rules

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over everything. When you allow players
to run the asylum, it never works

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ever. And we think the Rockets
were a super team in the nineties,

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they were okay with with like which
one like I mean, like, I'm

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sorry, dude, but fucking Clyde
Drexler and and Keem does not equal superteam?

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What about and Jordan's Yeah, but
but do you understand that? What

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about the Sixers? What about the
Sixers in the eighties with Barkley or doctor

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j Moses Malone. Yeah, but
they were too old when with Barkley.

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Barkley was too young and they were
too old. They never jelled together.

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Right, that was more of a
changing of the guard than it was.

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You know, let's draft think of
others, and I include, uh,

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the Celtics as a super team only
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all about Calves. The Caves had
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they were drafted. They were drafted
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What I'm saying is is like here's
a super team, right about? What

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about god State with the rant he
came into something, do you understand and

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like that that that place was ran
by the administration. Yeah. Right,

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So like if you look at the
Clippers right now, like we're just now

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starting to find out that maybe Kawhi
is gonna be ready for Game one,

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and that's a giant gut punch because
they've been basically, we think you will

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be ready to go, and they
didn't tell us anything actually, and that's

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a giant fuck you. And this
is the problem. They allow Kawhi to

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tell the ship out. Uh kid
gorgeous. Anyways, The point is,

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you never want to give anybody too
much power. You want That's why I

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think the Bulls did great. That's
why I think the Patriots back in the

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day we were good because you know, the football people made football decisions.

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But once Bill Belichick like took over
everything, I think that's where you that's

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where the wheels fall off. That's
what I do. No, I agree

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with that, And I think Belichick
coming in would have just been oh and

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the other thing that Kraft said,
and then we get off this ship.

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But Kraft told him that he because
one thing Arthur Blank asked him about was

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his staff, because he's already started
assembling his own staff, and he was

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going to bring Patricia and he was
going to bring McDonald's with the Raiders ex

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coach whatever might failed. Head Coaches
Association basically was going to be essentially and

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and Kraft told him that his coaching
staff are better soldiers than they are our

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leaders. That was the quote.
We've seen that. Yeah, that's that's

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proof. Yeah, I mean there's
proof of that. But he definitely,

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like Cocklock, his old boss,
cock blocked him to his potential new boss.

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Yeah, what does he never get
does he never get to work again?

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Like, what does does the guy
who might be Now it's the jury's

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out because what we've seen from Brady
after but who might be the greatest NFL

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head coach of all time? Does
he never get to work again? You

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know what I mean? Like,
what the fuck he's like what eight nine

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wins away from taking over shula?
I think, yeah, yeah, that's

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why he's gonna get back in.
He's gonna get that. I don't know,

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I just don't understand what Robert Kraft
suh, what what would motivate him

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to do that instead of just being
like be a bro and be like you

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know what we you saw what we
did. His track record speaks for himself.

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Well you saw that story. It's
said that at the end of Robert

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Kraft, like Belichick was just snubbing
him in public, you know, being

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rude to him, like when he
tried to ask about personnel stuff. This

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is the owner, the guy who
pays the Patrick cuts the paychecks. He's

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you know, just like, none
of your business basically to Robert Craft.

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And I mean, that ain't the
way to go, dude. If you

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want to maybe just maybe he just
always had like a guys, I just

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got a text. I found out
what happened. Yeah, breaking news.

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Uh. The word on the street
is that. Uh uh. Fellowchick called

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in the hand job to the cops
that Craft is getting handy's in Miami and

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that's that's why they're angry. Fellow
chick was snitching. Okay, that's would

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you know that you're old when you're
paying for a hand job, right,

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hand jobs went out? You just
want someone to touch you exactly. Well,

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yeah, and just to leave bear
dick. That's all I need.

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Just give it a good stare for
a second. I'll throw you fifty bucks.

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Because everybody, if you're rich and
you're that age, every woman that

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comes into contact with you is trying
to get that paper, you know what

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I mean, trying to have a
relationship. Period. Yeah. Period.

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The fucking barber Kraft walks into a
fucking night club and no one's like,

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holy shit, look at that girl. I told you the guys are gonna

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be here today. Look at this
handsome motherfucker. No, they smell his

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money. They want husband, Yeah, they want to get knocked up by

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him. No, they don't want
husband. They want a bank account,

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yeah, which I mean, get
a you know, get a baby.

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They want a husband that's gonna die. Yeah that's what. Yeah, it's

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like Smith they want a dead man
with stacks. That's what they want.

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Sam, Can I just say this, if we don't figure out a way

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to get Aaron Rodgers on timfoil hat
we got a fire mark because have you

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seen the ship that he's coming out
with this week? He's on to doctor

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Fauci and aids. He's talking about
conspiracy stuff about the government like he is,

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dude, He's like on on our
turf. Oh, I mean he's

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out there. It was all over
the news today. It says, uh,

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New York, this is from Men's
Journal, New York. Jets star

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star Aaron Rodgers has seemingly made as
many headlines he's a star. Well no,

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but I mean he has he hasn't
played a fucking game really for the

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Jets, NFL star, I see
it's not a He's not a star for

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the Jet. No, the star
for the Jets. The Super Bowl champs

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suggested that the HIV AIDS pandemic that
broke out in the eighties was entirely man

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made and connected to former uh you
know in aid what is that in in

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ia d in ia? I d
director Anthony Fauci, I love it.

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And then he's talking about az T
here's here's his quote. He says,

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the blueprint, the game plan was
made in the eighties, create a pandemic

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with a virus that's gone wild.
Fauci was given over three hundred and fifty

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million to research this, to come
up with drugs new or repurposed to handle

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the AIDS pandemic. All they came
up with was a Z and if you

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do ever amid do even a smidge
of research. And I know, I'm

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not an epidemiologist, I'm not a
doctor, I'm not an immunologist. Whatever

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the fuck. I can read,
though, and I can and I can

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look things up like any normal person. I can do my own research,

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which was so vilified to even question
an authority. Uh. But so that

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was the game plan back then.
Create an environment where only one thing works

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back then AZT now rom dezevir.
Until we get a vaccine. That's oh

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oh shit, he's in all that. Wait till he gets the viruses don't

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exist. But that's a whole different. So yeah, we got you gotta

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have him on right, I mean, he's on your phone. Let's go.

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Let's go, bro, let's go. I love that. Everybody's talking

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conspiracies. Now it's like and it's
like, at what they're all talking about

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today, we were talking about a
year ago, half a year and a

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half ago. It's the best,
dude, it's the best. I think

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he's hilarious. I mean, I
hope he starts a podcast, you know,

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the more the barrier get him on
the Union of the abanted watch everybody's

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eyes just like that. Can you
imagine? Yeah, I'm yeah, So

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I think it's interesting, dude.
I think it's I think it's fun to

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hear him talk about that stuff.
Sure, Jason loves it, and I

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just love hearing how I think he's
uh. I think he's been bunked in

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the head. I think one too
many times. I could really do you

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guys, you guys, just see
this guy for the Braves, Gary Cooper.

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He's got he's one day short.
He's sixty seven now, and he's

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one day short of qualifying for the
major league pension. And there's this big

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movement to get him signed to the
active roster for just a day of a

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team, you know, so that
he can get the major league pension.

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They should major League should just step
up for this and just be like,

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you know, he's the guy that
fucking pension. What are we saying?

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So is it the NBA could do
that with Tony Snell? I mean,

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how many games short he he just
needs to sign what one team and he

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was in I hate that dude.
Just get there's gotta be some kind of

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concession for get. Just look terrible, it's awful, and it's like,

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pay Pistons, you suck this year. You want to get a little positive

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energy going. Help that fucking dude
get his pension for him and his kids.

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And you're fucking fine. It's just
like crazy to me. It's like

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you're going nowhere. Stop acting like
you're trying to win games. But at

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some point you called it. Just
sign smelled to him. It's too late

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now or maybe next year, sign
to a contract. For sure. I

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want to say, this guy's working
landscaping. By the way, he's sixty

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seven working landscaping, So let's get
him a major league pension. Come on,

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I don't give a shit about that. The guy. I mean,

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if he was an NBA and he's
sent his six he's in good shape.

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If Sam and I get a landscaping
job right now. This is a baseball

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player. This is different. It's
not NBA he's Sam. You're still doing

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fucking martial arts? Are you on
the road? Yeah, dude, Yeah,

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I love it. I'm the worst
in my class. But I'm trying.

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Now what kind of class were talking
to? We're talking a couple of

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pregnant ladies and a bunch of kids. We're talking a bunch of fucking fucking

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chippers, Grizzly bear Mexicans. Oh
yeah, you ain't it? I mean

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yeah, basically it looks like when
Sam's in his class, it looks like

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an audition for uh, nightclub bouncers. But Sam got the wrong fucking he

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thought it said nightclub owners. He's
not the wrong edition. Like, no,

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that's in the other room over there. You know, when you go

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those auditions, like h one is
a different thing, and you can kind

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of tell what they're auditioning because outside
of each door, everybody looks the fucking

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same, you know what I mean. You used to do a problem with

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gossip. I'm having some reservations at
this point switching to ty boxing. You

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don't think it works? What what
are the reservation? No? I think

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it works. I just I just
think that they're focusing on other things than

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that. What I want to learn
what does that mean? Can you explain

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that? I'm very curious. Yeah, I'm curious that now too. Right

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now, they're like focusing on like, oh, well, you fall like

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this, if you get pushed,
you fall like that. And I'm like,

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I don't really care about this ship. They're practicing falling, yeah,

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I mean they're they're in jiu jitsu. You learn how to fall down to

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I mean, but but it's just
like I want to I want to learn

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later. You know what, Uh, martial arts is absolutely undefeated. You

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sounded just like doctor Fielder. You
know you know what martial arts is completely

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undefeated. It's my version track and
field. I'm out there, Bro,

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you get good at track and field, ain't nobody touching you? Bro,

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Ain't no, But you don't even
have to learn how to fall if you're

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good at track and field. I
respect that motherfucker. Crop. What's that

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ship called? We're just jumping a
landing on trash cans and flipping over fences

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and ship parkour Parkour, that's my
ship right there, black belt, Bro,

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I don't think I have dumpster.
How much would you pay the watch

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Chasing Tebow do Parkour? How much
would you love to watch him jumping,

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trying to trying to the top,
Parky, Bro, it just depends what's

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behind me, how good I am
at it? You know what I mean?

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Whatever chasing me? I mean it's
something like you got to motivate me

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because I fly right into the dumpster. You think I'm dead, open the

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dumpster. I'm gone, Bro,
I'm on the roof. Respect that.

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I respect that lot, dude,
Glad I got a good one. I

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wanted to Talkabin. It's a little
NBA for you saying, but so we

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got we got NBA, we got
UFC wet we got to hit those yeah,

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but real quick. Yeah, we'll
get more NBA. But I just

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want to give out award to the
fucking punch drunk dummy of the Year.

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And I know there's eight months left
in the year, but I don't think

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that there's gonna be a better sports
dummy of the Year than John Tay with

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Porter Junior. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, No, it's not Junior,

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it's Stante Porter. Yeah, the
ter from the Raptors. This guy.

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If you don't know this story listeners, if you don't know the stories,

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crazy, this guy bets well too. A bet comes in a lot of

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money. Maybe eighty thousand, very
strange amount of money came in in like

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three different bets on all of his
stats hitting me under. And he leaves

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that game with a hamstring injury.
Now he in the first quarter, so

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they freeze the bets even though they
they've said they wont maybe some of them

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paid out, some of them didn't. And then they freeze because I think

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this is awkward, and then he
does it a fucking again. He does

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it again. All these bets on
the undercome in and he fakes a fucking

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illness and he's telling the coat it's
like when you don't want to go to

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school the next day and you're like, I don't feel good today, Mom,

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I'm gonna try to go. But
I don't think he's doing that to

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the coaches the night before the game
and the day of the game, but

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he has to register playing, so
he plays for a few minutes and then

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he toad, I just can't go. I feel there, and they take

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him out of the game and all
of his stats hit the under again,

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and now he's suspended for life.
For life a millionaire, this guy was

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making millions of dollars and now,
I mean, you were talking about somebody

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doing construction. By the way,
he lost the bets too. He didn't

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win the bets, Is that true? He was, he was doing them

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in here. Aria says, uh, those those bets, these are the

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one okay. The NBA also these
are This is like a second accusation.

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The NBA also accused Porter of placing
at least thirteen bets on the Raptors earlier

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in the year, using a an
associate's betting account. Those bets range in

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size from fifteen dollars to twenty two
thousand dollars fifteen dollars, what does he

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do for? What done me?
For a total of fifty four thousand dollars.

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The total payout from these bets would
have been seventy six thousand, resulting

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in winnings of twenty one thousand.
None of the bets involved any game in

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which Porter plays. I don't.
I mean, what's it? And he

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lost all three bets? So why
would you even bet on basketball? Why

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would he risk his entire livelihood on
a fifteen? I mean what I mean,

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dude, for life? That means
he can't even go to a game?

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Is that true? Yeah? You
can he can't. You can't even

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he can't even put on a wacky
costume. Oh yeah, coough do that?

405
00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:03,079
They're like, hey, Grimace,
is that the goddamn Raptors game?

406
00:29:03,519 --> 00:29:07,680
Yeah? I remember marilhin Valentine for
the Mets. He got thrown out and

407
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,880
he came back on the on the
then the dugout with a mustag money that

408
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:15,720
that was all time, all time
classic there. Oh, when Johnny Manziel

409
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,759
gambling and he had that whole cocin
mustard, there's only way golden girls wig

410
00:29:22,839 --> 00:29:26,079
on. They're like, is that
Johnny Manziel and a p Arthur wig?

411
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:30,920
That guy was crazy? How crazy
was that fucking guy? Good for him?

412
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,880
No, good for him. Johnny
Manziel did it good. And by

413
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,079
the way, if the Nils existed
when Johnny Manziel was in college, he

414
00:29:38,119 --> 00:29:42,119
would have fifty times the amount of
money and none of this ship ever would

415
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:47,160
have ever fucking happened. All those
people that got in trouble for that ship,

416
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:52,279
the Reggie Bushes, and all those
people had Nils existed, all of

417
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:57,039
their legacies. It's like the people
that were in prison for thirty years for

418
00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:02,359
having two ounces a week when they
get pulled over and now week's legal They're

419
00:30:02,359 --> 00:30:06,880
like, you gotta be shipping me
now it's legal. They've been in prison

420
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,799
for thirty fucking years, and now
there's nineteen year old walking into a seven

421
00:30:10,839 --> 00:30:15,920
eleven buying joints. Give me a
how about white women whose family stopped talking

422
00:30:15,039 --> 00:30:21,240
when they did black guys? Now
every commercials interracial, They're like, what

423
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:25,519
the what the hell? What the
yeah? Yeah, shout out to all

424
00:30:25,559 --> 00:30:32,440
the fat white girls in nineteen eighty. It's the best and all the stoners

425
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:37,759
that were incarcerated for stupid fucking listen. Yeah, that guy, there's only

426
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:44,319
chance of him going to an NBA
game again, is trans That's his only

427
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:48,079
chance. He has to go fucking
trade. That's sim That is a fucking

428
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:55,200
hilarious either sitcom like Boosom Buddies,
like because here we go. He then

429
00:30:56,319 --> 00:30:57,759
gets one of those things where like, hey, if you hit a half

430
00:30:57,759 --> 00:31:02,400
court shot, you get a million
bucks. How about this lady, And

431
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:06,680
he goes, my name is Sean
No, no, no, not John

432
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:10,640
Tate Porter, It's Sean Tate.
Pinter's dude, drills the half court shot.

433
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:14,599
Hear me out, Sam now famous. Then all the way to the

434
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:18,079
w n B. A So the
w n B A is his way back

435
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:23,160
because all he's gonna say is,
don't date dead name me. So they're

436
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,359
like, hey, dude, we
know your porter bet. Don't dead name

437
00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:33,359
men got him? Dude, checkmate, it's over and it's the safest place

438
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:37,400
or her, let's say her because
nobody bets on the w n B A.

439
00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:42,880
Yeah, Hey, I think did
you guys, I know Sam did

440
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:48,519
did you see the story his brother
was talking on that interviewing about how NBA

441
00:31:48,559 --> 00:31:52,160
guys have just gotten laid so much
that Michael Porter Jr. Was saying that

442
00:31:52,319 --> 00:31:57,039
NBA guys have gotten laid so much
that, uh that they're in the trans

443
00:31:57,039 --> 00:32:00,599
now a lot of NBA guys.
I have a great joke about it.

444
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:05,000
You want to hear it please.
It's about how Dwight Howard got busted with

445
00:32:05,079 --> 00:32:07,799
TRANS and you're like, dude,
the guy has eleven kids by ten fucking

446
00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:10,720
women. He just wants sick his
dick and something that doesn't come with a

447
00:32:10,880 --> 00:32:16,400
child support payment and that's all this, dude, Like they just they just

448
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:22,039
wht to not have to pay child
support. So now you know how they're

449
00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:27,160
always saying like trans are coming for
women's rights and stuff like that. Now

450
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,599
trans are coming for their goal.
They're not gonna be able the gold dig

451
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:36,279
right, because you're gonna be going
up against chicks with dicks who can't get

452
00:32:36,319 --> 00:32:43,240
pregnant. I could see a real
rivalry developing there between the It's already there,

453
00:32:43,599 --> 00:32:46,160
dude, it's already there. This
is what JK. Rowling was talking

454
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:50,680
about when they're coming for feminist rights, That's what she meant. Yeah,

455
00:32:50,799 --> 00:32:55,319
right, yeah, Well, you
know, it's like I remember when I

456
00:32:55,519 --> 00:33:00,519
went way back in the day when
I was working at I'm not going to

457
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:07,720
say the name of the NBA player, Sah, you were working at Chris

458
00:33:07,759 --> 00:33:14,599
Paul, Glori Haole, Glorihole,
Glorie hollelujah, punching out. I was

459
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:21,880
waiting for that rushing, getting your
teeth brushed. So so so, there

460
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:27,319
was an NBA player that was staying
at the Standard Hotel and I won't say

461
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:30,880
his name, but he was one
of the He was on a team that

462
00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:36,039
was very big at the time,
and he just had trans coming in it

463
00:33:36,119 --> 00:33:39,799
out. And this was way back
in the day when you were when you

464
00:33:39,839 --> 00:33:46,920
were valet parking. Yeah, an
l A. No, it was not

465
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:52,079
an l A team. Uh,
give us three guesses. Now, this

466
00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:53,920
is a long time. Was he
playing at the time. Was he active

467
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:59,200
in the NBA at the time.
I think he was, But it was

468
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:09,039
towards the end. Okay. It
was not pistol pe before or after a

469
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:15,199
dude. I mean, dude,
just imagine if you were like playing in

470
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:20,559
the n b A and you were
banging trans back then, like you know,

471
00:34:22,159 --> 00:34:30,159
ugly trans back then. That was
not you were basically clip early like

472
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:37,119
early iterations. We we taunted,
they taunted. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

473
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:39,719
yeah, yeah. The technology has
improved. Oh yeah, trads are

474
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,719
like iPhones, dude, they just
keep getting slickered and slicker, dude,

475
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,800
for sure. Yeah. Those are
like those are like rotary phones he was

476
00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:53,920
going out with, and yeah,
he was even before rotary phones. He

477
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:58,199
was like the back in the old
times when you're like give me seven seven,

478
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,440
you would talk to operator first and
give her like three numbers of a

479
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:07,039
neighborhood. Okay, let me ring
you three. We'll hang on. Yeah.

480
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,840
It was like it was like two
cups with a string between them.

481
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:12,159
That's what he was. That's what
he was going out with. Yeah,

482
00:35:13,559 --> 00:35:15,719
okay, so what do you guys
want to talk about next? The NBA

483
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:20,079
since we're here and well, before
we get in the NBA, can I

484
00:35:20,079 --> 00:35:28,239
just give a quick shout out to
the Ragining supreme punch drunk Basketball Champion of

485
00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:35,800
all time once again, Sam TRIPLI, thank you, Jason, thank you

486
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:42,639
three years in a row, bro
person last I'll congratulate. I think I'm

487
00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:44,880
gonna come back and play. I
didn't play this year, but I'm gonna

488
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:49,960
come back and play. Okay,
you did play for grow I beat you

489
00:35:51,199 --> 00:35:55,119
last year for those Johnny, just
because you made this year, you won,

490
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:58,679
But I did not. My friend
from back home control my team this

491
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,639
year. I was not, Yeah, who's that? Who's that? Friend?

492
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:05,920
What do you mean? What are
you talking about? Yeah? Okay,

493
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:09,800
all right, all right dude.
So I dominated dominated, I went,

494
00:36:10,119 --> 00:36:16,639
Jason, listen to this. I
went I think fifteen weeks without losing.

495
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:21,880
I had a tie. I had
two ties, and then I had

496
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:28,079
one by in the playoffs. But
I never lost in fifteen weeks. I

497
00:36:28,199 --> 00:36:30,159
went five four in a row and
I but it was two lates. I

498
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:34,159
had already lost. Did you play? I thought everybody had quit by like

499
00:36:34,239 --> 00:36:37,320
halfway through the season. I finished
in like sixth or something. I mean,

500
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,239
I was putting lineups in all the
way to the very end. We

501
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:44,480
have to get new people. Finished. You finished second from last. How

502
00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:49,079
many people in the league? Seven? Eight people? You finished seventh?

503
00:36:49,119 --> 00:36:52,400
I said six. I finished in
the seventh, second from last. We

504
00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:57,039
need to get new guys in the
league because half these guys just I finished

505
00:36:57,079 --> 00:36:59,239
way in last last year. I
finished last two years. You know,

506
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:05,480
I doubled my fucking improvement in two
years, which is good. Yeah,

507
00:37:06,159 --> 00:37:10,639
in that league. I respect that. Also, we did this thing.

508
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:14,639
We gotta we got to move the
playoffs back a little bit because like my

509
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,480
team that my friend was managing,
they were all resting players. I didn't

510
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:22,519
have anybody. How do you know
that, Johnny? Because I was checking

511
00:37:22,559 --> 00:37:24,599
in. Obviously I want him to
beat you. But yeah, okay,

512
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:30,559
okay, you how busy to have
a fucking halftime half and half fucking fantasy

513
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:37,280
basketball too? Seriously, dude,
I take it. Tony. Just will

514
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:42,719
not let me the old man have
his glory of being No, you won

515
00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,960
this year. It's legit, and
it's legit. I won three years in

516
00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:51,519
a row. I'm so proud of
myself, Johnny. I'll send you right

517
00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:54,800
now where ESPN says I've won three
years in a row, but that that's

518
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:58,480
not relevant. It's the rules of
the league that everybody agreed on. Even

519
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,000
the commissioner will tell you this.
I just want to say this in my

520
00:38:01,159 --> 00:38:06,079
notes and we can move on because
we've done this before, or writing I

521
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:13,000
wrote start fantasy basketball fight. There's
no fight this year because I really didn't

522
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,920
have a horse. It sounds like
you're totally cool with it. No,

523
00:38:15,039 --> 00:38:17,400
but he's talking about last year.
I disagree on that. Of course.

524
00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:22,159
I'm such a winner. I win
all the time. I noticed that about

525
00:38:22,199 --> 00:38:25,400
you, Sam, But Johnny,
you got all those pillows and shit,

526
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:30,119
you'd be good, bro, you'd
be good. I have more basketball titles

527
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:35,679
than anybody. I didn't even play
last year. So Sam, that's all

528
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:37,519
right. I'm gonna put Sam on
the spot right now, Sam will put

529
00:38:37,599 --> 00:38:44,360
you on the spot. Yeah,
going to be taking Dana to the new

530
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:50,239
Clippers Stadium on her birthday opening weekend
to see Bruno Mars. That's the plan

531
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,199
right now. We'll see. But
this is what data does to me all

532
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:57,559
the time. Let's go get we'll
get plans, we'll go and then the

533
00:38:57,639 --> 00:39:00,599
last section she'd be like, I
don't want to go and then she's done

534
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:02,119
that with us going to see the
Braves and the Dodgers played the last like

535
00:39:02,159 --> 00:39:07,239
two or three years. She does
it every time she doesn't want to go.

536
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:15,679
So by opening weekend of the Clippers
new beautiful stadium with a Bruno Mars

537
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:20,320
concert would be absolutely awesome. Tell
us about you seeing the stadium then,

538
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,679
my dear friend, Bruno Mars.
I'm not a big Bruno Mars guy.

539
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:28,559
I gotta be honest. I just
I like, I was in that video

540
00:39:28,599 --> 00:39:30,400
with him, So I was with
them all day. And what kind of

541
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,480
it was? It like a what
porn hub? What kind of video are

542
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:37,880
we talking? It was No,
we were in a little man little indeed

543
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:42,360
porn. I was really really just
me sucking him off on his buddy took

544
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:45,760
fucking pics and I'm like, why
is this guy taking pictures? Because he

545
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:50,599
just does that. He just stop
talking with your mouth bow white boy.

546
00:39:51,079 --> 00:39:52,440
It was great. He's a nice
guy. We had a salad. It

547
00:39:52,519 --> 00:40:00,519
was the whole thing. You had
a salad. Have you guys saw this

548
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:06,199
lady that h on spring break?
She's an Australian lady. Do you hear

549
00:40:06,199 --> 00:40:08,000
about this? Check? Yeah?
And she banged one hundred and twenty two

550
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:13,719
kids, kids, college kids,
hundreds. She banged one hundred and twenty

551
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,920
two of age children, babies,
even some of them. No, and

552
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:22,559
like I don't know a week she
went, Okay, right, I have

553
00:40:22,639 --> 00:40:24,599
to look this up. Australian woman. You said, Yeah, she's like

554
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:30,239
an only fandel for only fans,
only fans, lady. And she's where

555
00:40:30,280 --> 00:40:32,679
did she go to do this?
What's that? Where did she go to

556
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:38,400
have sex with all these people?
Cancun or something like that? Some spring

557
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:43,679
break play? Twenty two people?
Woman who had sex with three hundred people

558
00:40:43,679 --> 00:40:45,159
in a year? Is that it? No? No, no, only

559
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,360
spring break? It was one hundred
and twenty two. I'd never forgot to

560
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:53,079
know. She's Australian though. Okay, other stunt, let me see spring

561
00:40:53,159 --> 00:41:00,679
Break Australian adult Okay, this might
be it. Uh. Australian adult stars

562
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:05,360
reveal shocking plan to film X rated
videos with eighteen year old partygoers during spring

563
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:07,440
break in Mexico. Uh. And
it's set to earn them more than two

564
00:41:07,559 --> 00:41:13,400
hundred thousand dollars. Dude, can
you imagine? Nothing? Nothing like this

565
00:41:13,559 --> 00:41:15,480
ever happened to me when I was
in high school. Like, oh,

566
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,840
I'm just going to a party and
then some smoking hot X rated porno stars

567
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:22,280
want to have sex never not once. Yeah, but Johnny, she has

568
00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:27,679
a film. It would young Johnny
with a dude, Let me wear Let

569
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,760
me wear one of those bottle of
clavas like those guys do in those weird

570
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,760
videos. I'm in you know it's
a mask. Let me wear a mask.

571
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:40,840
You will wear some bac I love
Blahlavah two fame hungry. Two fame

572
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:45,880
hungry sex workers from Australia are set
to descend on spring Break next month.

573
00:41:45,119 --> 00:41:52,239
Dude, I think about guys.
Did she did? Bonnie Blued and Leilani

574
00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:57,119
May are their names. I'm trying
to find uh. Okay, here we

575
00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,639
go. This is from three days
ago from the hint Stock. I've never

576
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:09,320
ever in my life ever seen where
people promote hook hooking like I've seen it

577
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:15,559
now. Like it is so crazy
to me that people are like yeah,

578
00:42:15,679 --> 00:42:20,280
I mean like she's basically doing it
like a Facebook event where she's like,

579
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,679
join me in cancut as I sleep
pussy for two hundred grand, one hundred

580
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:30,639
and twenty guys, one hundred and
twenty three. I'm not I'm not impressed.

581
00:42:30,639 --> 00:42:34,760
I thought it was one twenty two. That's not that's nothing. Anybody

582
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,440
can do that. But can you
imagine if there was a guy that was

583
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,800
like, hey man, I'm going
to Miami this weekend and I'm fucking three

584
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:46,079
hundred chicks. Pay me for this
and get ready to have some fucking fun

585
00:42:46,199 --> 00:42:51,039
Miami. I'm coming to fuck half
of you. I would be in jail.

586
00:42:51,880 --> 00:42:54,199
Yep, you know what I like. They call it collaborating, That's

587
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,559
what they call it. It said
she went down there to collaborate with students.

588
00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:00,920
Is what I'm gonna go down there
with some students. I'm gonna collaborate

589
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,440
with all of them. I'm be
shooting up the club and all of these

590
00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:07,199
students while we collaborate, like they're
doing a disc track together or something.

591
00:43:07,679 --> 00:43:14,599
Collaborating, what the fuck We're gonna
make it rain white? And that's it.

592
00:43:15,199 --> 00:43:20,360
So fucking you know, subscribe to
my ship. She gave them one

593
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,199
to remember as what she said,
a spring break to remember. She did.

594
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,880
The thing is now she sets the
bait. She sets a big good

595
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,679
because she goes I would just go
to all the hotspots and just drop anchor

596
00:43:31,159 --> 00:43:34,199
and every dude that came up to
me, I'd be like, yeah,

597
00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:36,440
I'll fuck you. I'll fuck all
your friends too. I got I gotta,

598
00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:38,239
I gotta go, and like,
wait a minute, you're going to

599
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,800
do what you know fucking nineteen twenty
one year old kids are stupid as fuck.

600
00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:47,239
Oh oh sure, okay, and
she's turning and burning. You would

601
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:54,159
have done that, man, all
night guy college. No. I do

602
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:59,199
not like my dick on camera at
all. I mean I had it once.

603
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,199
I'm like, nobody needs to see
this. This is, i mean,

604
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:07,880
not a presentable dick. I will
be I would do it. My

605
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,840
dick wasn't Beautiful Dick Magazine once,
but I wouldn't. I would only do

606
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,519
it because I know she's making money. I know it's a high production thing.

607
00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,239
If they have hair and makeup there
for my dick, I would do

608
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:21,840
it if they have some professional person. To j Jason, that's why you

609
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:25,639
got to get a mask. You
just start doing poor. Yeah, but

610
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:30,360
it's really just hours on the clock. Stand that window has closed. If

611
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:35,400
you want to see Jason, go
to patreon dot com slash punch Drunk Sports.

612
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,119
Jason has shown his dick many times
at patreon dot com slash That is

613
00:44:39,199 --> 00:44:45,239
true. I would I've auditioned for
at least fifty porns, so he says,

614
00:44:47,079 --> 00:44:51,239
and sometimes straight your producers. Sometimes, you know, we got to

615
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,880
do it that many, many,
many, there's so many takes that you

616
00:44:53,000 --> 00:45:00,360
have to do that my jaw started
hurting. And in the auditions, yeah,

617
00:45:00,639 --> 00:45:04,159
man, Jason, Jason, I
don't think those were auditions that you

618
00:45:04,239 --> 00:45:07,039
went to. I'm sorry, Well, where were they? What kind of

619
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,760
what kind of building were they in? Were they in a building at this

620
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:15,440
guy Rick's apartment over there fifty third
in Gumption. Well it was more of

621
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:23,159
a fort, but he was paying
rent. He said, he's a fucking

622
00:45:23,199 --> 00:45:29,639
stupid Was it a pillow? By
chance? He had flashlights, but he

623
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:32,440
said, just pretend these are cameras
because but anyways, I think I'm just

624
00:45:32,519 --> 00:45:37,400
a bad actor. I guess you
didn't get the gig. Huh No,

625
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:46,119
no, well just it went straight
to fucking Viewmaster. That'd be so hilarious.

626
00:45:47,199 --> 00:45:50,920
Yeah, all right. You know
they had to have view Master porn

627
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,800
back in the days. I'm sure
they did, especially in the old and

628
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:58,000
olden days, like when the view
masters were like like the nineteen twenties,

629
00:45:58,079 --> 00:46:00,320
but you know, not like the
things for it. But no, there

630
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:04,239
is I. Oh, where was
I? There was some place some museum

631
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,000
I was in. Oh, it's
in Vegas at the Pinball Museum. And

632
00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:12,119
they have this old uh it's like
a giant wooden box and you look in

633
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:16,039
there and it has like photos projected
and some of them are naked with like

634
00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:21,440
yeah you know they had and back
then that was points where it would just

635
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,280
be ladies and they would just be
bouncing and the sh flipping up. They

636
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:28,840
like nothing, nothing, wouldn't get
me hard. Yeah, but get your

637
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:34,800
hard job. Oh wow, citizen
half a mile away indecent exposure reported love

638
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,920
it? Oh in your fucking apartment
complex there? Yeah, less than half

639
00:46:37,960 --> 00:46:42,119
a mile away in decent exposure.
Well, Johnny, if we wrap this

640
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:45,880
up now, you can get there. Yeah, you got enough time to

641
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:50,280
lub up and fucking stretch at list
are responding. Police are responding to a

642
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:54,199
report of a man exposing himself to
passer by. Word up. See they

643
00:46:54,239 --> 00:47:00,079
didn't say like a passer by did
to get am not saying she asked they

644
00:47:00,159 --> 00:47:04,199
asked for it, But maybe they
were asking for it. Yeah, this

645
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,079
is Jason. This is the male
version of this woman you were talking about.

646
00:47:07,159 --> 00:47:10,119
This is why it would be it
would be reported as like indecent exposure,

647
00:47:10,159 --> 00:47:13,960
and he would go, Yeah,
if I got a sign that says

648
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:16,119
honk and I'll show my dick and
I just stay on the road and somebody

649
00:47:16,199 --> 00:47:22,599
honks, who's at fault? My
sign is a warning, not a request.

650
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:30,079
I think my fick out lining her
horns. They jail for honking and

651
00:47:30,280 --> 00:47:34,480
having to get my fucking snacks out. Uh, did you guys watch you

652
00:47:34,639 --> 00:47:37,400
FC three hundred, But did you
think about it? That knockout was incredible.

653
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:39,280
I thought it was a pretty good
card all the way. The last

654
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:44,159
fight was boring, but hard to
live up to that fucking uh not the

655
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:49,079
last second knockout in the BMF fucking
fight. Well, I have a lot

656
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,280
of thoughts about it. I thought
the car was great. It was a

657
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:55,599
card that got really maligned forever and
it turned out to be a great card.

658
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,679
Yeah, you know, I talked
about I talked us before they do

659
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:06,440
this. Every time they do this, Every time they this is where theory

660
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:13,000
and reality just completely crash into each
other and it doesn't work. This notion

661
00:48:13,239 --> 00:48:17,079
of putting a BMT fight followed by
a woman's fight, you know, it's

662
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:22,280
just the most hilarious fucking ship.
And the last time they did that is

663
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:29,199
when they had brock Lesnar fight and
following that was the wash who's the hot

664
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:31,920
chick they used to fight? Uh? You always said she had I looked

665
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,400
like I farted face? What was
her name? She fought rounda Rousey all

666
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:39,719
the time out of Vegas. Yeah, she is hot? Who is it?

667
00:48:45,360 --> 00:48:49,960
Face? Mesha Ta was fighting after
and it was just a complete ro

668
00:48:50,119 --> 00:48:53,800
letdown. I said, just real
quick, I want to correct this.

669
00:48:54,400 --> 00:49:00,199
I said, she looks like somebody
has always parted around her. She looks

670
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:06,760
like she likes That's like, who
farted face? That's what that is.

671
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:09,719
Yeah, for sure, maybe I
did. I don't know, But the

672
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:13,880
point is that she has that face. Uh, and this is what they

673
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:19,440
do. This is now if you
actually watch that Chinese chicks fighting, it

674
00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:22,760
was a great fight. It was
a really good fight. It was an

675
00:49:22,800 --> 00:49:29,880
old school fight. It was a
fight, but it couldn't compete with dudes

676
00:49:30,039 --> 00:49:35,199
just throwing haymakers on each other.
It just couldn't. An old school fucking

677
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:39,519
ground and pound just can't compete with
guys. And that's why that fight should

678
00:49:39,519 --> 00:49:45,480
have been before the BMF fight.
Right now, to your point, what

679
00:49:45,559 --> 00:49:49,760
you're essentially saying is, and I'm
putting in stand up terms, you can't

680
00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:55,119
have Joey Diaz then Kate Quigley then
Rogan or something like that, you know

681
00:49:55,119 --> 00:50:02,639
what I mean, because the audience
is exhausted from the emotional adrenaline dump that

682
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,519
they just went through, yes,
and there, and they're dead for the

683
00:50:06,599 --> 00:50:08,960
next thing. So the next thing
either has to be huge or it's just

684
00:50:09,079 --> 00:50:14,840
gonna be kind of forgotten about pretty
quickly. It would be hard for the

685
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,280
ELX for a fight to follow it, but it ended up doing really well,

686
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:22,159
right, But that's a hard fight
to follow, and to put the

687
00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:27,960
women's championship after that is really hard. And this is just where this idealistic

688
00:50:28,119 --> 00:50:35,159
view of fairness just is the only
hiccup of that card in my humble opinion.

689
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,679
Right, But I think not to
their fault. I mean, that

690
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:43,360
fight might have been let me let
me reask you, this is that fight

691
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:45,800
still a fight of the night without
that knockout at one second left of the

692
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:51,599
last round? Probably yeah, for
sure, it might have been fight of

693
00:50:51,639 --> 00:50:54,679
the night already. And then there's
that huge knockout, so their adrenaline was

694
00:50:54,760 --> 00:51:00,079
all the way up at the end, and then the most incredible thing and

695
00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:04,000
then the last and a buzzer beater, last second buzzer beater. That fight

696
00:51:04,119 --> 00:51:07,039
was incredible all the way through.
It wasn't like a boring fight with us

697
00:51:07,159 --> 00:51:12,239
last second knockout they might have been. Yeah, but what I'm talking about

698
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:19,800
is having both those guys that fought
in the BLF b MF were either intern

699
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:24,840
champs or champs known for throwing bops. None of them were known for for

700
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:30,079
for their ground game or grappling.
Even though then I think, gage,

701
00:51:31,039 --> 00:51:35,519
right, they're fighting phone both guys. Yeah, exactly right, which is

702
00:51:35,559 --> 00:51:38,360
always exciting, which to your point, Hey, maybe maybe the order of

703
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:43,199
the card, Yeah, it should
have been it should have gone to the

704
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,320
built have to do that because it
came out of and then dude, here's

705
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:52,039
the last thing. And then the
Chinese chicks if they went third, they

706
00:51:52,079 --> 00:51:55,679
wouldn't complain because they don't have any
rights where they're from, so it'll be

707
00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:59,400
like, oh, this is normal
time we could you know, they would

708
00:51:59,440 --> 00:52:02,320
never have Yeah, they're not even
allowed to speak in public, let alone

709
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:07,360
get punched in the face by a
woman. So welcome to America, ladies,

710
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:12,159
Welcome to America. You can get
punched in the face and talk all

711
00:52:12,199 --> 00:52:15,199
as much shit as you want.
You can't say anything. Well you that

712
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:19,599
dog going nuts? Is that the
one that was that the one that bit

713
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:22,239
me? That's the one that bit
you? That fucker? I heard your

714
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:30,199
voice. Hey, So here's the
question. Is else for starting to enter

715
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,679
the goat conversation? It's too early
for me. I'll know, bro,

716
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:38,400
I'll know, dude. To me, a goat has been doing it for

717
00:52:38,599 --> 00:52:45,880
like a long like a mighty mouse
or or who's fucking watch his face?

718
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:49,079
That McGregor knocked out it real quick, ninety seconds with the scar on his

719
00:52:49,159 --> 00:52:57,320
face. Uh, jose Aldo al
do those guys were I mean belt folders

720
00:52:57,559 --> 00:53:01,239
for fucking ever? They cleared out
that division two three times. They were

721
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:05,880
beating people that they people were retired. That a whole new group comes through

722
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:09,440
and none of them cat. Oh, there's a difference between a good run,

723
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:15,119
a great run and then go for
to me, every but that's an

724
00:53:15,119 --> 00:53:19,360
opinion. Everybody has a fucking opinion. But to me, I think it's

725
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:22,360
too early to say goat. I
mean, bro, who does he fight

726
00:53:22,519 --> 00:53:28,719
next? Bro? Look at his
run though, Dude, It's like like

727
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:32,960
you can go who had a better
run him or Kabeb And you go,

728
00:53:34,119 --> 00:53:37,480
well, Kabiba has like what twenty
nine wins or something like that, some

729
00:53:37,639 --> 00:53:40,119
crazy number, right, you go, Okay, let's look at who they

730
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:45,840
fought and dude, this guy,
you can say whatever you want about him.

731
00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:55,119
This guy his last his three fights
in that weight division, all former

732
00:53:57,039 --> 00:54:06,119
champions, back to back to back
to back to back. And then he

733
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:12,119
beats the guy at the lower level
who everyone was already trying to convince themselves

734
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:19,719
that somehow Israel Andsania was somehow in
the discussion with Anderson Silva, which wasn't

735
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,440
even close. I mean, you
just look at the amount of fights,

736
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:27,920
the amount of finishes. Uh,
you know who who went to the judges

737
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:32,960
card. It's not even close,
dude. Yeah, and now that's a

738
00:54:34,079 --> 00:54:36,159
fight I would have loved to see
him back in the day, if we

739
00:54:36,199 --> 00:54:39,840
could ever get young Anderson Silva versus
Alex Perreira, that would have been a

740
00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:45,320
great fight. That would have been
a great fight. Yeah, and we're

741
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,400
entering that age with that kind of
fucking Those dream matchups are fun to do,

742
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:58,320
like the old goats versus these new
fucking goats. So to me,

743
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:02,480
there's three people that are on the
mount rushmore. To me, there's no

744
00:55:04,559 --> 00:55:07,440
if ends or butts about it.
And some people might have a problem with

745
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:10,920
one of them, but I go
John Jones above all, then Anderson Silva,

746
00:55:12,119 --> 00:55:15,920
then Fador. Those are the top
three. And then we started getting

747
00:55:15,920 --> 00:55:22,199
there's a there's another spot on it. I mean, I guess. But

748
00:55:22,639 --> 00:55:29,559
then you get gsp kuld be Uh, you get Vandalai Silva's run in Pride,

749
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:32,800
you get Dan Henderson, Uh,
you know who else? You I

750
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:37,840
mean you know, and then you
gotta go Alex Ferrera. Like Alex Ferrera

751
00:55:38,039 --> 00:55:46,119
has beat all the he's beat in
his last in his last four excuse me,

752
00:55:46,320 --> 00:55:53,199
five fights, he's beating someone with
a belt for them. I mean,

753
00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:57,679
yeah, I'm not I'm not taking
anything away from him. And and

754
00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,719
to that point, I don't know
what can be done about him. I

755
00:56:00,760 --> 00:56:05,760
don't know who. Well, everybody
keeps saying, now, you gotta take

756
00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:09,159
him down, but no nobody seems
to be doing it. They all want

757
00:56:09,199 --> 00:56:13,039
to say take him down, and
he's just like I would almost like to

758
00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,280
see a rematch of that of that
last fight, just because it was just

759
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:24,480
it left you really wanting more like
that last fight to me was I man,

760
00:56:24,559 --> 00:56:28,679
he clipped him that he got him
good, and it was just what

761
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,960
a minute thirty or something after that
guy hasn't be after he hasn't fought in

762
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:37,079
hit since he fucking blew his knee
out playing pick up basketball or whatever.

763
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:47,199
Well, so the picture came out
Alex Farah actually stepped on what's his name's

764
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:52,719
foot when he hit him, so
I'm sure there was some weird kind of

765
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:57,320
balance issue for him. But dude, did you guys see Joe was talking

766
00:56:57,320 --> 00:57:02,760
about it? Did you see?
Wow? There's this like this this machine

767
00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:09,280
that measures power to punch and for
instance, and god who set the record,

768
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:14,880
Let's say the number was one twenty, right fucking else Farrah came in

769
00:57:15,159 --> 00:57:22,639
and beat it by seventy points.
Wow, holy shit. And that's also

770
00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:27,480
to say how much power he's generating
with those short punches, Like he doesn't

771
00:57:27,519 --> 00:57:31,840
need this big fucking bailing. Yeah, he's clearly like natural, like he's

772
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,880
shredded up, but he's not like
bulky, you know what I mean.

773
00:57:35,960 --> 00:57:39,920
He's like natural. I love Shop. Shop was like shitting on Pereira and

774
00:57:40,039 --> 00:57:45,320
I did about what I did.
I just like how like as soon as

775
00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:49,559
he goes up against somebody with the
ground game, he's fucked. And I

776
00:57:49,679 --> 00:57:52,119
love Shop. That's not anti shop. But there was a lot of people

777
00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:59,639
talking about how Pereerra is going to
get exposed. And dude, I mean

778
00:57:59,679 --> 00:58:01,119
I was telling everybody. I'm like, bro, you got to study this

779
00:58:01,239 --> 00:58:07,800
guy. He's like his story is
insane. He was a crippling alcoholic quit

780
00:58:07,519 --> 00:58:14,559
started tie boxing. Two years later
he was like glory champion of the world.

781
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:20,199
See that's how when alcoholics gets sobered
and they refocused on ship. This

782
00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,559
is his booze. Yeah, that
was who were his I know he lost

783
00:58:23,599 --> 00:58:29,360
it at Sonya. Who's his other
loss? That's uh in MMn, I

784
00:58:29,519 --> 00:58:36,760
think that's it. I thought somebody
else would not have got him his first

785
00:58:37,519 --> 00:58:40,280
his first uh maybe his first run
in oh okay, okay, No,

786
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:44,320
it wasn't in UFC. That's his
only loss. And he lost a jungle

787
00:58:44,400 --> 00:58:47,800
fight to a Tony. Dude,
you not me jungle fights. I've lost

788
00:58:49,119 --> 00:58:54,119
your naked choke. I mean he
got you know, jungle fights, and

789
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:59,280
you know that they want to find
a Tony. They're like, where is

790
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,199
a Tony? We gotta get bad
guy in the fight. Remember that jungle

791
00:59:02,280 --> 00:59:06,000
fight you had on Santa Monica Boulevard. That didn't go too well, did

792
00:59:06,039 --> 00:59:07,400
it, Jason? I did.
I still said that was a draw,

793
00:59:09,039 --> 00:59:12,840
didn't That didn't You really didn't that
didn't you really get like jumped or something?

794
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:15,320
On Santa Monica. I got a
sucker punch by some gay guy that

795
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:17,400
looked like Steve Simone if he was
in good shape. Oh. I was

796
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:21,159
a white guy, I'm sorry,
looked just like Steve Simon. But he

797
00:59:21,239 --> 00:59:22,599
was Jack, I mean not Jack. He was a little guy. But

798
00:59:22,679 --> 00:59:27,719
he sucker punched me. That's why
you sucker punched, you get I think

799
00:59:27,760 --> 00:59:30,480
he got kicked out of bars or
something. He was just walking and you

800
00:59:30,559 --> 00:59:32,960
didn't say anything to him. He
just hit you. No, no,

801
00:59:34,119 --> 00:59:37,639
no, he was coming towards me
and I my fucking earbuds in and I

802
00:59:37,719 --> 00:59:40,360
was smoking a fucking cigarette. And
if anybody listens to this, and you

803
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:45,519
smoke cigarettes and you are walking by
a place where the bars are letting out,

804
00:59:45,079 --> 00:59:49,639
you know you're gonna get asked fucking
one hundred times for a fucking cigarette

805
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,239
every single person that sees you once. So I see him kind of staggering

806
00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:59,519
towards me, and uh, he
says something when we get faced, if

807
00:59:59,719 --> 01:00:01,400
not used to Facebook, two feet
away from each other. He said,

808
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:05,840
Sam's jerking off to this ahead.
Okay, I'm sure he is, and

809
01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:08,480
I, uh, I took my
ear butts and I was already kind of

810
01:00:08,519 --> 01:00:12,360
getting in my hand in because the
only thing in my head is like,

811
01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:15,400
he's fucking asked me for a say, you know what I mean? And

812
01:00:15,559 --> 01:00:19,679
I go open my take my head
things off in there hang around my neck

813
01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:22,280
and I go, uh, I'm
sorry, buddy, I didn't hear you.

814
01:00:22,559 --> 01:00:24,760
And he goes, that's what I
thought, or something like that.

815
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,320
One of those kind of I thought, so one of those kind of dumb

816
01:00:28,400 --> 01:00:30,960
ass, fucking meathead fucking things.
Yeah, and all right, man,

817
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:35,320
you get you have a fucking have
a good night. You're fine. And

818
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:39,519
then we start walking, just walk
right past him, and he must have

819
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:45,159
just fucking chizammed me right when he
got to mind. That's definitely what he

820
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:50,960
did. He that's a bitch move. It's a bitch move. And I

821
01:00:51,079 --> 01:00:54,760
can't believe he would interaction. But
all I said was I didn't hear you.

822
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:58,760
But what was that, buddy?
And I was told I thought of

823
01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:00,639
you. I'm like, oh,
just do. I was gonna hand them

824
01:01:00,639 --> 01:01:07,519
a fucking cigarette. This guy went
from one cigarette to a fucking sucker punch.

825
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:08,840
But I could see why I got
kicked out of bars because he's a

826
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:14,400
fucking cunt. Steve Simone. I'm
looking at you, Brow, I'm looking

827
01:01:14,400 --> 01:01:20,079
at che Simone. So it's gonna
be interesting. So, uh, can

828
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:22,679
we talk about the transfer a portal? Four second? Just really quickly?

829
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,280
Did you see that Duke has had
seven players leave Duke has They just had

830
01:01:25,320 --> 01:01:30,920
the seventh guy. We're gonna have
this basketball, this is we're gonna have.

831
01:01:30,559 --> 01:01:34,639
We're gonna have this system. Now
they got to figure something out,

832
01:01:34,679 --> 01:01:37,239
dude, Like I don't. I
mean, you can't really have a contract,

833
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,079
can you. But they're you're having
teams like teams that were really good,

834
01:01:40,639 --> 01:01:45,440
complete turnover every year. And I'm
all for a choice, athlete choice,

835
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,440
but dude, we got it.
This is this is Nobody wanted this,

836
01:01:47,679 --> 01:01:51,159
not even the athletes really. I
mean they're getting paid, sure,

837
01:01:51,239 --> 01:01:54,719
but like they just had FedEx is
giving Memphis like, oh, what was

838
01:01:54,760 --> 01:02:00,199
it? Forty five million dollars for
nil twenty five twenty five? Yeah,

839
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:06,599
twenty five million dollars. Yeah,
I really FedEx because you know they're based

840
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:08,920
out of Memphis. They're just they're
just giving them, like, hey,

841
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:13,280
here's twenty five million dollars to buy
players, and I just I don't.

842
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,320
I mean, I was all in
favor of this, but man, it's

843
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,599
getting weird. It's getting really weird
just having there's nothing to connect to.

844
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,519
Imagine it in the NBA. If
they just had free agency every year,

845
01:02:22,599 --> 01:02:27,119
no contracts except one year, Neils, and it was free agency every year,

846
01:02:27,679 --> 01:02:30,039
it'd be a madhouse. You couldn't
follow your team. And that's exactly

847
01:02:30,079 --> 01:02:36,039
what they're turning college basketball into FOA
college football. Yeah football too, of

848
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:38,280
course, but the basketball teams are
so much smaller. You know that,

849
01:02:38,599 --> 01:02:45,119
Like the turnovers is already. Yeah, so that is what they're saying is

850
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:52,599
why women's basketball is getting better numbers
than men's basketball, which let's be clear,

851
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:55,320
it only was getting better numbers for
like the last few games once they

852
01:02:55,400 --> 01:03:00,360
had all the great players. The
rest of the season will and we don't

853
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,480
even know what real numbers. No
they are I don't believe any of this.

854
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:07,480
They just tell us, Oh God, look at these guys. They're

855
01:03:07,519 --> 01:03:10,199
doing so much better than these guys. You're like, how do you come

856
01:03:10,280 --> 01:03:13,800
up with that number? Where'd you
get that number from? Oh? Just

857
01:03:13,960 --> 01:03:16,760
trust us, Yeah, because you're
talking about people who played before, like

858
01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:20,639
thirty people all year and then you
get to the final four, and yeah

859
01:03:20,639 --> 01:03:22,599
it's a big deal. But nobody
was going to those games the rest of

860
01:03:22,639 --> 01:03:28,280
the year. I mean, IOWA
does I was one of those programs that

861
01:03:28,400 --> 01:03:31,280
always does well, right, Yeah, I mean it's just one of those

862
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:35,400
programs. But I don't know what
the answer is. I mean, there's

863
01:03:35,719 --> 01:03:38,440
too much money for these guys not
to make money. There's too many of

864
01:03:38,559 --> 01:03:43,159
them that aren't gonna go to the
NBA, so they got to make whatever

865
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:45,679
money they can why they can.
So I don't know what the answer is.

866
01:03:46,199 --> 01:03:51,880
I was thinking, dude, that
there is a big market. I

867
01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:57,440
don't know, if you guys watch
these you watch on YouTube where they have

868
01:03:57,679 --> 01:04:02,599
these these like and one shows and
one league, and you know, and

869
01:04:03,000 --> 01:04:10,159
I think there's a real big place
for like a minor league basketball league that's

870
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:15,719
just YouTube bound. And you just
have these guys that are more like flash

871
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:19,440
and dunk like well you know,
not just like shooting threes euro bullshit,

872
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:25,719
And you get these guys that are
like huge YouTube people just going on and

873
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:29,639
play the league that way, like
a rec league, but like scheduled on

874
01:04:29,760 --> 01:04:31,280
YouTube. I think you can make
it. You can make a ton of

875
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,360
money. Those guys can make money
like the Big Three. Right, they're

876
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,039
like former stars or else. Why
would you want to watch it? You

877
01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:39,559
know what I mean? It's gotta
be people, you know. Right,

878
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:42,599
Well, you saw they offered to
Kaitlin Clark five million bucks, which is

879
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,079
four million dollars more than she'll make
in the fucking w offer Big Three.

880
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:50,480
They said, hey, we'll give
you five million, give you seven million

881
01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:55,119
bucks and a piece of the league
because your numbers are about to quadruple.

882
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,480
To see if a woman can play
with me for two minutes and then they're

883
01:04:58,480 --> 01:05:03,599
gonna watch her get house one game. That No, dude, no,

884
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:10,320
she's never gone again. It's not
it's all old retired Players's not in the

885
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:15,039
NBA, she's in the fucking uh
whatever that ship is, Big Three.

886
01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:20,280
It's the calls the Big Three.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

887
01:05:20,880 --> 01:05:26,440
yeah, no, you're right.
But yeah, whatever's happening right now,

888
01:05:26,519 --> 01:05:29,519
ain't it. It's just gotta it's
gotta. I hope that this evolves and

889
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,920
uh, they figure it out.
But finally, I mean just finally they

890
01:05:31,960 --> 01:05:34,599
figured out how to do a college
football game again. You know it's gonna

891
01:05:34,599 --> 01:05:36,559
be coming out in July. I
missed that, dude. We haven't had

892
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:40,639
one in what since twenty fourteen I
think was the last one college football?

893
01:05:41,199 --> 01:05:47,000
Uh well, you know teams to
the attorney, which what you mean football?

894
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:49,480
Yeah, that's great. I'm okay. I think it's two teams instead

895
01:05:49,519 --> 01:05:53,760
of four now right this? Yeah, yeah, yah yah, I'm stoked

896
01:05:53,760 --> 01:05:58,360
about that. Yeah, I love
that. I can I make my prediction.

897
01:05:59,039 --> 01:06:05,119
I think I think the Big Twelve
basically takes the the the Mountain Weston

898
01:06:05,719 --> 01:06:11,559
takes either takes their best teams and
they just morph into that, or they

899
01:06:11,639 --> 01:06:15,920
take the entire league. And uh
that's why I think I probably won't have

900
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,360
it this year, probably have them
the year after. And because if this

901
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:25,480
ship's getting really that cutthroat, all
those teams in the Mountain West better get

902
01:06:25,559 --> 01:06:29,360
into the pie. Why they can't
and the mount West is just going to

903
01:06:29,400 --> 01:06:32,000
be on the outside, or they
can figure out a way to get in,

904
01:06:32,159 --> 01:06:35,480
which is as we speak right now, the Pac twelve is still part

905
01:06:35,559 --> 01:06:41,320
of it. I would move everything
over there. You l be san Diego,

906
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:46,559
Boise State, Fresno. Would that
beat a budget Wyoming? Dude?

907
01:06:49,519 --> 01:06:51,800
If you n LV is one of
the left outs, that would suck huh,

908
01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,920
well, why would they do that? It's a big market. I

909
01:06:55,960 --> 01:07:00,000
don't know, it's a big mark. Ye, they've been left behind so

910
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:05,679
far. I don't understand it well
because our football team has sucked up into

911
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:12,960
this year. This year was the
first year and no memories of unlbing a

912
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:20,760
good football because no, we've sucked. We've sucked, and we're finally we

913
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:28,000
were finally good last year, finally
good. Uh So, NBA playoffs are

914
01:07:28,039 --> 01:07:32,440
coming, uh super interesting two days
right? They start Saturday or Sunday?

915
01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:35,360
Do you count? Do you count
the play ins as the playoffs? I

916
01:07:35,800 --> 01:07:41,800
personally do. Like if you if
you made the play in and then lost,

917
01:07:41,840 --> 01:07:44,360
though, do you say you made
the playoffs? Because that's the Hornets

918
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:45,480
made a couple and I don't think
I don't count that. I don't think

919
01:07:45,519 --> 01:07:48,920
we made the playoffs. I do, but I understand if you don't because

920
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:54,480
you're playing to advance. That's what
to me is. Yeah, but you

921
01:07:54,599 --> 01:07:57,119
know what, there's too much of
it for me now. The NBA has

922
01:07:57,159 --> 01:08:00,320
got the mid season tournament, then
the postseason it was pre tournament. Then

923
01:08:00,679 --> 01:08:04,679
you know, it's like it's too
much for mead the playoffs. I like

924
01:08:04,960 --> 01:08:08,360
the playing game, I guess.
I mean, look, you know when

925
01:08:08,400 --> 01:08:12,320
you like the playing game when your
team's in it. When your team's in

926
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:15,440
it. Yeah, yeah, I
mean got ship housed both times they were

927
01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:18,600
playing in the playing So you can
enjoy games that maybe fighting in the past,

928
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,600
but guess what happens. You got
two extra games under your belt.

929
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:26,079
Were you been fighting for your life
and now you get to go get housed.

930
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:29,920
So how do you feel about the
MAVs? Uh Sam the Clippers?

931
01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:34,840
If you don't know playing the MAVs? Uh listener, I I mean,

932
01:08:34,920 --> 01:08:39,039
if Kawhi' is not there, it's
gonna be real fucking hard. But I'm

933
01:08:39,039 --> 01:08:44,239
gonna tell you something, guys.
Someone said the the MAVs list where they

934
01:08:44,279 --> 01:08:46,840
went on this insane run and they
were the hottest team in the league.

935
01:08:47,319 --> 01:08:51,119
And you see who they're beating.
It was garbage, literally garbage. They

936
01:08:51,199 --> 01:08:54,960
were beating garbage. I want to
see if I can find them for you.

937
01:08:55,479 --> 01:09:00,319
It's not a good run. Uh
So they're not run. It's not

938
01:09:00,399 --> 01:09:03,960
a good run. Guy, I'm
telling you, Joe Biden. The maps

939
01:09:04,000 --> 01:09:12,119
are basically Joe Biden. Any boys, let me see if I can find

940
01:09:12,159 --> 01:09:17,119
it real quick, let me laugh. Uh, let me see if I

941
01:09:17,159 --> 01:09:27,399
can find it. Uh, I'm
not jerking off. I already jerked off.

942
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:30,640
It does sound like you're jerking off. Like I was looking down when

943
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,159
you're doing it. I was like, this guy's getting a quick snap back

944
01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:36,119
in. Yes, here we go, Johnny. I'm gonna send you this

945
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:42,039
and maybe you can put it on
your your little computer thingy that's whatever.

946
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:50,039
You sound like that here you do. It's unbelievable. Did you know did

947
01:09:50,079 --> 01:09:53,159
you think that Johnny said that?
You think that was me? Sam?

948
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,880
I do? It was so weird. The camera's off. I'm like,

949
01:09:57,079 --> 01:10:00,079
wow, dude, Johnny said name. It's just a show of two.

950
01:10:00,199 --> 01:10:04,000
Johnny's at this point, unbelievable.
I got it right here, Sam,

951
01:10:04,239 --> 01:10:10,920
I'll share it. Just say,
oh, I miss on my pillows.

952
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:19,279
Same just an echo, you know
what, because you're just laying on those

953
01:10:19,359 --> 01:10:26,000
pillows. Salmon fucking Johnny's getting all
jealous. Yeah, really funny, guys.

954
01:10:27,399 --> 01:10:30,000
This ship is more expensive than bruized
by the way. Yeah, yeah,

955
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:33,119
why are you drinking? Liquid death. Is this what you sent me

956
01:10:33,199 --> 01:10:40,199
right here? So it's just water. I'm sorry, dude. That guy's

957
01:10:40,239 --> 01:10:46,079
got a big beefy dick. He's
dead, he's got nothing. God pay.

958
01:10:46,119 --> 01:10:48,239
You don't know that you you take
care. You don't think you take

959
01:10:48,239 --> 01:10:50,319
your dick to heaven. I do, especially if you have one like that.

960
01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:54,359
I hope you left it in the
dirt because I'll dig it up and

961
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:58,800
suck the fun out of it.
But I had that muted, right.

962
01:10:59,520 --> 01:11:02,560
Okay, Let's take a look at
this lineup. Okay, this run.

963
01:11:03,279 --> 01:11:09,760
Okay, Miami, they're they're in
the plague. They're not that Chicago.

964
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:15,199
Chicago is good, okay, Detroit
not good. Golden State Okay, okay,

965
01:11:15,319 --> 01:11:19,960
see loss Denver, Oh, Denver's
great. Okay, Antonio, that's

966
01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:28,479
a good garbage. Utah garbage,
Utah garbage, Sacramento okay, Houston garbage,

967
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:32,520
Golden State. Okay, Atlanta,
they lost the Golden State. Yeah,

968
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:38,800
but that's still garbage. There's Atlanta
garbage, Golden State. Okay,

969
01:11:39,159 --> 01:11:46,960
Houston garbage, Charlotte, pieces of
ship, yeah, okaye, Miami okay,

970
01:11:47,680 --> 01:11:57,319
uh, Detroit garbage okay, see
great Clippers. Those last two losses

971
01:11:57,359 --> 01:12:00,319
they had to be restling players.
I mean they lost a fourteen Detroit team.

972
01:12:00,439 --> 01:12:01,800
Yeah, that's a good point.
So, I mean you got to

973
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:08,720
figure you go seventeen and three in
the NBA against any of the teams.

974
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:14,800
Still pretty impressive run. I mean, yeah, that wasn't the hardest of

975
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,920
the tail end of their schedule there, but I don't know, seventeen and

976
01:12:17,000 --> 01:12:19,640
three, it's pretty impressive. Let's
see, how did the Clippers finish,

977
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:23,520
by the way, what they lost
their last three games? Uh, and

978
01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:30,520
then before that they lost the Sacramento
but also not not firing on all cylinders

979
01:12:30,560 --> 01:12:33,079
there. Yeah, no, but
that but that's what they're going to be

980
01:12:33,079 --> 01:12:35,600
in the playoffs too, So that's
true. Yeah, I mean, and

981
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:40,680
it's it's not good Clippers win this
series in five? Sam, your thoughts?

982
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:45,319
How about Kawhia? Why is not
gonna play? Right there? There's

983
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:49,479
one he has inflammation, dude,
it's gonna be really hard. But you

984
01:12:49,600 --> 01:12:53,560
never know, dude. They do
have three guys. I know, Russell

985
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:57,279
Westbrook ain't what do you see?
But he can catch fire, dude.

986
01:12:57,840 --> 01:13:01,359
He can catch fire, dude,
Sell, Anything's possible. That's my opinion.

987
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:06,760
It's two guys. We got two
guys you know, Uh, we'll

988
01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:11,600
see if we can get any of
James Harden back. It's it doesn't look

989
01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:15,319
good without Kawhi. But have you
been having hard have you been happy with

990
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:19,359
him? Okay? When Kwi is
and yeah, I'm happy with him.

991
01:13:19,399 --> 01:13:25,560
He plays with it in what we
need a facilitator who can hit outside shots.

992
01:13:26,079 --> 01:13:29,880
But when when somebody's not and we
need him step up, it's a

993
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:33,319
little harder for him to get going. He's just he's a he's a step

994
01:13:33,399 --> 01:13:36,840
slow now you see it. He
can't get get the rim like he used

995
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:42,319
to. He's just a step slow. You guys have too many of those

996
01:13:42,359 --> 01:13:46,119
steps slow guys. Yeah, we
don't have the super teams or when you

997
01:13:46,239 --> 01:13:48,840
try to build a super team a
lot of times more so than not,

998
01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:54,399
you're getting Uh, if this was
five years ago, this would be a

999
01:13:54,399 --> 01:13:59,000
super team for sure. Exactly.
Yeah, I mean we're not. We'll

1000
01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:00,680
see, dude, we got it. We got a game tomorrow or like

1001
01:14:00,920 --> 01:14:04,119
Sunday, We'll see, dude,
We'll see what happens. I mean,

1002
01:14:04,199 --> 01:14:10,960
Luca is fire. Kyrie seems to
love it being in the shadow. Nobody's

1003
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:16,760
talking about Kyrie. It's like it
really is hilarious. How like Kyrie goes

1004
01:14:16,800 --> 01:14:23,319
from Boston and New York, right, and where they can't stop talking about

1005
01:14:23,319 --> 01:14:27,880
how oft he is, he goes
he goes to Dallas, nobody talks about

1006
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:30,279
him, and it's just like it
just proves what you go, Why doesn't

1007
01:14:30,359 --> 01:14:34,319
anybody want to play in Dallas?
Maybe this is it because you get no

1008
01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:39,119
press out of the fucking maps.
Yeah, dude, it's the same way

1009
01:14:39,159 --> 01:14:42,600
in Charlotte. We could have we
could be a top five team and they

1010
01:14:42,600 --> 01:14:45,760
wouldn't talk about Charlotte at all.
And that's that's that's my problem with the

1011
01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:48,319
NBA. Had a good year,
right, Kyrie like a really good year,

1012
01:14:48,399 --> 01:14:51,359
right, Yeah, he had a
great year. Nobody's talking about him,

1013
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:55,479
and I'm sure he loves it.
I can't wait. You know what

1014
01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:58,680
I'm going to see if Aaron Rodgers
and Kyrie Irving want to do a podcast,

1015
01:14:59,560 --> 01:15:03,840
that'd be Break the Internet. Break
the Internet Kyrie and five? Yeah,

1016
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:06,319
twenty five point six points five rebounds? I mean, come on,

1017
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:13,560
five assists? You think that is
any fucking body you'll take that? Sure?

1018
01:15:14,159 --> 01:15:18,600
That's my This is my problem with
the last the top seventy five players.

1019
01:15:18,960 --> 01:15:25,840
I think they you're going to say
Puerto Ricans the top fifty. They

1020
01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:30,039
got one wrong. They didn't include
the Dominique Wilkins. Obviously everybody was upset

1021
01:15:30,079 --> 01:15:35,439
about that. This one. They
got so many things wrong. They left

1022
01:15:35,479 --> 01:15:41,640
out easily three guys that should be
on that list. I don't know how

1023
01:15:42,279 --> 01:15:49,319
you have Anthony Davis, Camilla,
Anthony, and Damian Lillard on there over

1024
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:58,159
Dwight Howard, Kyrie Irving and Klay
Thompson. Dwight, how did he do

1025
01:15:58,239 --> 01:16:00,680
it for long enough? That's the
thing with Dwight. Yeah he did,

1026
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,239
dude. He was an all defensive
player. He was all yeah, dude,

1027
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:10,920
I got ten years in Orlando.
He beat fucking Lebron in the playoffs.

1028
01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:15,600
Yeah, he's just got I mean
what he had like a yeah,

1029
01:16:15,720 --> 01:16:19,960
like five years where he's like a
top ten MVP. And then my problem

1030
01:16:20,000 --> 01:16:25,520
with him is too many capes.
The guy's gonna throw on a cape and

1031
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:30,279
do some shit. I'm out.
I just think people don't appreciate him because

1032
01:16:30,279 --> 01:16:32,560
he didn't. He was kind of
like the last of that kind of player,

1033
01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:39,920
you know, and and he fell
between generations. Compare his career to

1034
01:16:40,319 --> 01:16:45,560
Anthony Davis. Anthony Davis played way
less. Yes, I agree, with

1035
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:49,119
you. The won one championship and
guess why it was on the same team.

1036
01:16:49,600 --> 01:16:55,479
Okay, all defensive player all the
fucking time. I think he was

1037
01:16:55,560 --> 01:17:00,159
even an MVP one time. Uh. Dwight Howard, I mean duty took

1038
01:17:00,199 --> 01:17:05,319
his team farther Anthony Davis's team.
Dwight was m v P two and uh

1039
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:12,039
for Orlando in twenty ten, twenty
eleven second place. Oh it's eighes.

1040
01:17:12,119 --> 01:17:17,000
He got three time Defensive Player of
the Year. How many? Uh all

1041
01:17:17,159 --> 01:17:25,800
nbas. Let me see NBA first
team, NBA first team NBA for five

1042
01:17:26,039 --> 01:17:30,159
those five years in a row,
and he got no more all NBAS.

1043
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,640
No, it's just those five years. Yeah, that was it. He's

1044
01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,520
I mean like third team and second
team a few times. Yeah, yeah,

1045
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:41,439
no, I mean five years in
a round. So so so you

1046
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:44,359
know, and then you look at
Anthony Davis hurt all the time, Pelicans

1047
01:17:44,479 --> 01:17:48,079
never won ship, never one ship
with him ever. Yeah, I mean

1048
01:17:48,119 --> 01:17:50,560
I get it. I'm looking at
like I'm looking at a d right.

1049
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:56,399
And then and then let's get in
to Klay Thompson. I've already said it

1050
01:17:56,479 --> 01:18:00,640
on here, like it's so I
know the wheels have fall. I think

1051
01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:01,920
you changed my mind, by the
way, I think he should be in

1052
01:18:02,119 --> 01:18:04,640
if ads in and he's not,
he should be on Ora AD for sure.

1053
01:18:05,319 --> 01:18:10,520
Okay, thank you. And then
Klay Thompson, dude, the guy

1054
01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:15,199
that everybody loves. Steph Cree has
never won a championship without Clay Thompson.

1055
01:18:15,479 --> 01:18:21,000
When Klay Thompson wasn't playing, Steph
Cree never won a championship. He's done,

1056
01:18:21,079 --> 01:18:25,680
right, it's over. I guess
so he had a zero for ten.

1057
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,960
People want to write him off.
I think the injuries got to him.

1058
01:18:29,119 --> 01:18:33,399
But what I find absolutely hilarious is
how everybody's like, yeah, Warriors

1059
01:18:33,479 --> 01:18:40,039
can't keep Clay, but you're gonna
keep Draymond Green, whose skill set only

1060
01:18:40,279 --> 01:18:45,079
works if you have the greatest shooters
around him. You cannot send Clay.

1061
01:18:45,520 --> 01:18:50,479
You cannot send Draymond Green even early
Draymond Green bewhere and that works. He's

1062
01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:55,560
too short to not be a shooter. Yeah, And it's just like everyone's

1063
01:18:55,640 --> 01:19:00,119
like, of course, Colin Coward
doesn't say anything because Draymond's got podcast on

1064
01:19:00,199 --> 01:19:04,720
his on his podcast, uh channel
or his network. Dude, the guy's

1065
01:19:04,720 --> 01:19:10,640
getting kicked out games, guys punching
teammates. The guy's getting text everywhere.

1066
01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:16,279
Dude, you cannot make that kind
of money and score like that, which

1067
01:19:16,399 --> 01:19:19,760
is not you say whatever you want
about Clay. He had a bad game

1068
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:27,880
there. I totally with you.
I'm totally with you. Who's who are

1069
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:31,680
these three players? Who do you
keep? Andrew Wiggins, Klay Thompson,

1070
01:19:32,359 --> 01:19:36,880
and Draymond Green. I keep Klay
Thompson, Well, Wiggins obviously to me,

1071
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:42,399
and then Klay Thomas. Wiggins has
falling off as well. Yeah,

1072
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,600
but Thomslay Thompson though, has declined. I mean so much, dude,

1073
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:49,199
I don't think he's coming back.
He might retire, retire, he might

1074
01:19:49,279 --> 01:19:54,600
retire, he might, he might
I don't know. But I just I'm

1075
01:19:54,720 --> 01:20:00,239
sorry, dude, the disrespect giving
the Klay Thompson's insane. You're too telling

1076
01:20:00,359 --> 01:20:04,359
me what the NBA said to me, to us is that the team that

1077
01:20:04,479 --> 01:20:11,119
won the most regular season games in
the history of the league only had one

1078
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:15,760
guy in the top seventy five?
Is that what you're telling me? Get

1079
01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:20,680
the fuck out of here, Get
out of here. It's so dumb,

1080
01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:27,359
Sam. What hotel you give your
give your give your location Cambridge, Cambridge.

1081
01:20:27,359 --> 01:20:30,399
I don't even know what the name
of it. Is, but my

1082
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:39,119
room number uh four four two nine. Nice? Nice? Nice nice.

1083
01:20:39,159 --> 01:20:41,840
So anybody wants to go see Sam, he will be there for the next

1084
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,760
day or two. Yeah, Johnny, you get this up early enough,

1085
01:20:45,039 --> 01:20:53,680
Sam, people knocking on his door? What what else is up? Yeah?

1086
01:20:54,039 --> 01:20:57,239
So that's did you I sent you
guys something about uh, did you

1087
01:20:57,279 --> 01:21:00,319
guys? See? So on Triple
A they're trying out this system because the

1088
01:21:00,399 --> 01:21:02,920
umpires balls and strikes in baseball have
been terrible this year. And I know,

1089
01:21:03,159 --> 01:21:06,560
Sam, you're not a fan of
robo umpire, even though I am,

1090
01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:11,239
because it creates another job on the
baseball field. But what they're trying

1091
01:21:11,279 --> 01:21:15,199
in Triple A, and it's apparently
working really well, is this system where

1092
01:21:15,319 --> 01:21:18,439
the pitcher and the batter both have
three seconds to challenge. They get they

1093
01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:21,880
get three a game teams do,
and then if they get it right,

1094
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:26,520
they get it back. And you
saw this guy, this Paul Skeens guy

1095
01:21:28,439 --> 01:21:30,840
get it right like twice in a
row and twice in one at bat this

1096
01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,439
week, and it was like a
really good example of how quickly it works.

1097
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,640
I'll just show you the footage really
quick. It's kind of cool.

1098
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:39,439
I think this might be the answer
something like this because you guys, you

1099
01:21:39,520 --> 01:21:46,199
got no no each team, each
team, and they used in one bat.

1100
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:48,840
Yeah, well he was right,
yeah, because the umpire sucks so

1101
01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:51,840
much. Here got Paul Skeens is
an absolute animal on the mound. But

1102
01:21:51,960 --> 01:21:56,279
did you know that he's a great
umpire as well. I just made a

1103
01:21:56,359 --> 01:22:00,239
video on Angel Hernandez. Maybe Paul
Skans when he gets to the big leagues.

1104
01:22:00,239 --> 01:22:03,319
He's in Triple A right now.
Per game, if you're successful,

1105
01:22:03,399 --> 01:22:06,399
you get the challenge back. So
Skeen's is gonna throw this three to two

1106
01:22:06,479 --> 01:22:11,640
pitch right here. Catcher set up
outside, he throws it inside. Umpire

1107
01:22:11,680 --> 01:22:15,560
says ball and right here Skeens see
they just tap their head apps the top

1108
01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:17,520
of his head. That's the signal
that I want to challenge this call right

1109
01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:21,119
here again pitcher or catcher. And
apparently it takes like a couple of seconds.

1110
01:22:21,199 --> 01:22:24,399
And what they do is they go
on the video board. This is

1111
01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:27,319
what they'll do in MLB, and
they'll show it like like they do in

1112
01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:29,760
tennis. You know, they'll show
the ball like going through the strike down

1113
01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,159
and then the fans can cheer and
everything and get into it. Uh.

1114
01:22:32,319 --> 01:22:35,079
And he was right there this is
what I'll be on the videoboard, this

1115
01:22:35,159 --> 01:22:40,239
thing screen that is flashed for all
the fans, and then boom, there

1116
01:22:40,279 --> 01:22:44,680
comes the pitch and it's a strike. Skeens was right right in the lower

1117
01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:46,520
inside corner. So you see.
I mean, the same thing happens again,

1118
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,920
except there was one even more in
the strike zone. But what do

1119
01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:50,880
you think about? That's kind of
a cool system, right, It adds

1120
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:55,279
a little excitement, doesn't slow the
game down too much. Yeah, I

1121
01:22:55,359 --> 01:22:58,640
mean it's fine. I'm totally down
with it. You know. It's hilarious

1122
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:00,279
though, Like everyone's like, we
got it quick in the game, and

1123
01:23:00,359 --> 01:23:04,680
now you're just adding this which is
gonna add seconds to the gether if they

1124
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:09,319
had three they have three seconds to
do it. And then it's literally a

1125
01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:11,640
thing in the guy's ear, like, hey is this strike? And then

1126
01:23:11,640 --> 01:23:13,680
it shows up on the video board. It takes five seconds. You're talking

1127
01:23:13,680 --> 01:23:16,199
about adding like eight seconds times three? What twenty seconds to a game?

1128
01:23:16,479 --> 01:23:18,800
Nothing. I'm with you, dude, I'm fine with it. I just

1129
01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:21,279
don't want people to lose their jobs, that's all. Well, no,

1130
01:23:21,399 --> 01:23:26,239
but even robop adds a job because
the umpire behind the plate and then they

1131
01:23:26,319 --> 01:23:29,840
add a guy at a computer up
in the booth who like radios down to

1132
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:38,800
him. Strike ball. It's great
because they're just they've been. They're getting

1133
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:43,479
worse. Man, they're getting really
bad, especially Angel Hernandez. Did you

1134
01:23:43,560 --> 01:23:45,359
see this balls and strikes he called
this week? I mean this far off

1135
01:23:45,439 --> 01:23:48,520
the fucking plate? Three in a
row? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1136
01:23:50,960 --> 01:23:57,880
it was like miss call, a
miss call. It looks like you gotta

1137
01:23:57,920 --> 01:24:01,079
be dude, that's gonna be one
of the hardest jobs. That's pretty funny.

1138
01:24:04,039 --> 01:24:06,880
But yeah, what are you talking
about? Angel Hernani's too, Yeah,

1139
01:24:06,920 --> 01:24:10,119
yeah, yeah. There was somebody
out a meme where it just looked

1140
01:24:10,159 --> 01:24:13,600
like your phone screen and it was
like seven in a row. I got,

1141
01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:16,640
I gotta, I got look at
this like this is this is the

1142
01:24:16,760 --> 01:24:21,119
series that. Yeah, look at
like how far off the fucking plate it

1143
01:24:21,199 --> 01:24:24,800
would have hit the guy in the
opposing batter's box. I think it's their

1144
01:24:24,840 --> 01:24:30,199
point. He's bad, dude.
Look at this strike. These are three.

1145
01:24:31,880 --> 01:24:38,520
Maybe he just had to get home
quickly. Yeah goodness, maybe maybe

1146
01:24:38,720 --> 01:24:41,760
no porter has money on this.
Look at look at what he's struck him

1147
01:24:41,760 --> 01:24:45,680
out ship. Look at that,
dude, I mean that's crazy. That's

1148
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:48,119
not even And then he's one of
these guys you can't even talk to,

1149
01:24:48,319 --> 01:24:49,920
Like, as soon as you go
out there and talk to him, you're

1150
01:24:49,920 --> 01:24:56,359
out. He throws you out.
Sam, you have humble him. Break

1151
01:24:56,439 --> 01:25:00,159
your ass, break your back,
Fuck your ass. What's cup you're doing?

1152
01:25:00,239 --> 01:25:02,880
Iron cheek? What's the cut though? Breaking the cheeks? So what

1153
01:25:03,119 --> 01:25:08,399
is that thing you say? Cheek
busting? Yeah, cheek busting. Bust

1154
01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:13,000
the sheep to get back. Fuck
your ass, Sam. What are your

1155
01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:16,319
thoughts on the retirement of Blake Griffin
rip to the one of my favorite all

1156
01:25:16,399 --> 01:25:20,319
time Clippers? Oh? Is he
gone? Oh yeah? And of course

1157
01:25:20,399 --> 01:25:26,439
he didn't even think the Clippers,
which is such a bitter bitch. He's

1158
01:25:26,520 --> 01:25:30,199
such a bitter bitch and I love
him. He's the most important Clipper of

1159
01:25:30,279 --> 01:25:39,159
all time, probably arguably third,
third, or fourth greatest Clipper of all

1160
01:25:39,279 --> 01:25:42,920
time, but most important. Why
do you say most important? Because he

1161
01:25:43,039 --> 01:25:46,359
put these modern day eyes onto the
Clippers. Oh yeah, well yeah,

1162
01:25:47,239 --> 01:25:51,920
yeah, I mean Lob City turned
the Clippers into a fun place to go

1163
01:25:53,079 --> 01:25:58,720
play and people also turned Los Angeles
into not only a Laker town. Yes,

1164
01:25:59,399 --> 01:26:02,039
And when we started we started seeing
Clipper fans come out of the woodwork

1165
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:05,560
when you and I were, you
know, pretty much Clipper fans for tony

1166
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:09,159
plus years, but then all of
a sudden, everybody was in. He

1167
01:26:09,199 --> 01:26:13,239
saw Clipper jerseys everywhere. I mean, he was just a great player.

1168
01:26:13,319 --> 01:26:16,279
He had. He had he like
when he was as his zenith, like

1169
01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:23,159
he was unstoppable, he had I
think he I think he's uh one of

1170
01:26:23,239 --> 01:26:29,479
the first of the modern day players
that read their their comments too much,

1171
01:26:30,079 --> 01:26:33,279
you know, and it started let
started affecting his game. So he kept

1172
01:26:33,319 --> 01:26:36,279
thinking he had to learn how to
shoot it. Which was always funny to

1173
01:26:36,359 --> 01:26:43,199
me that Blake Griffin is the only
son of a basketball coach that didn't know

1174
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:45,319
how to shoot. Like all the
rest of them were all like, we're

1175
01:26:45,319 --> 01:26:50,479
all like fucking machines, you know, automatically hitting shots everywhere. Blake had

1176
01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:55,239
so much talent and so much athletics, and he never learned those things like

1177
01:26:55,319 --> 01:26:59,199
how to shoot, and he became
a great shooter towards he end. Obviously,

1178
01:27:00,319 --> 01:27:03,479
you know, once you start having
those surgeries, you start losing your

1179
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:09,720
fucking They say you leave your feet
at the table, you know, and

1180
01:27:10,279 --> 01:27:14,640
at the operating table, and that's
what happened. And it's just it's crazy

1181
01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:19,479
to me that Blake Griffin's not in
the NBA right now. It's just crazy

1182
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:26,560
to me, and it's kind of
like everyone gets old dude. But the

1183
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:34,239
question becomes, Blake Griffin was All
NBA two thousand and tens Decade Team.

1184
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:40,720
Yeah, he made it, for
sure, it was him, Chris Paul

1185
01:27:40,800 --> 01:27:44,520
both made it, Kawhi made it, and Paul George May's four Clippers made

1186
01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,720
it. They weren't all playing together
obviously at the same time. So the

1187
01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:54,520
question becomes, is Blake Griffin a
Hall of Famer? Well, you're right.

1188
01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:59,479
Your argument is always championships, which
he has none. Yeah, yeah,

1189
01:28:00,640 --> 01:28:02,520
yeah, you're not a first ballot. I will hold out. Let

1190
01:28:02,560 --> 01:28:05,760
me just say, I don't think
you have to be I have win a

1191
01:28:05,840 --> 01:28:09,720
championship to get in the Hall of
Fame. I think you have to have

1192
01:28:10,199 --> 01:28:17,199
a hive. Can I give you
the resume? Yes, Griffin made five

1193
01:28:17,359 --> 01:28:24,000
All NBA teams, three second team
two thirteen. Basketball Reference, which gives

1194
01:28:24,039 --> 01:28:28,560
several metrics and awards, which takes
which takes several metrics and awards into account,

1195
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:33,000
gives him a fifty four point eight
percent chance of making So he's a

1196
01:28:33,039 --> 01:28:39,279
coin toss it's a coin toss.
I just to me find it absolutely insane

1197
01:28:40,720 --> 01:28:47,039
that somebody can be All Decade second
Team, which means you were top in

1198
01:28:47,159 --> 01:28:57,359
the NBA's odds, you were a
top ten player in that decade and you

1199
01:28:57,680 --> 01:29:00,000
don't make the Hall of Fame.
That is crazy to me. Well,

1200
01:29:00,079 --> 01:29:02,399
let's see who else was on that
Hall of Fame team. What you're saying

1201
01:29:02,399 --> 01:29:09,359
the twenty tens? Right? Yeah? What it was the top How many

1202
01:29:09,399 --> 01:29:15,279
were they doing back then? The
twenty tens All NBA Decade team? All

1203
01:29:15,359 --> 01:29:20,520
right? So first team was it
looks like Durant, Steph You got Lebron,

1204
01:29:21,319 --> 01:29:32,479
Harden and Kawhi Interesting another Clipper.
Second team is ad you got Russell,

1205
01:29:33,159 --> 01:29:39,159
Chris, Paul, your friend,
Carmelo, and Blake. I'm just

1206
01:29:39,199 --> 01:29:40,920
trying to see if there are any
other guys who aren't going to be in

1207
01:29:40,960 --> 01:29:46,119
the Hall on this list. And
then it's Giannis, Paul, George,

1208
01:29:46,840 --> 01:29:53,720
Kobe, Dwayne Wade, and Aldridge. I'm just looking at pictures. They

1209
01:29:53,720 --> 01:29:55,479
don't have the names for some reason. So, yeah, Dame Lillard,

1210
01:29:55,520 --> 01:29:59,560
that's why I'm so sorry. Yeah, so any of those guys not gonna

1211
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,840
make the Hall of Fame on that
list here goes through them. I just

1212
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:05,960
wait you minut. Okay, So
it's it's Paul George, this is the

1213
01:30:06,000 --> 01:30:10,000
third team, one team, one
team one the first team. Oh no,

1214
01:30:10,119 --> 01:30:12,960
they're all making Hall of Fame.
Man, It's Harden, Kawhi,

1215
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:19,279
Lebron, It's it's Durant, and
it's that Hall of Fame, Hall of

1216
01:30:19,319 --> 01:30:23,760
famers, all Hall of famers.
Okay. The only guy that would be

1217
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:26,800
like even a question, right,
is what Harden maybe and Kawhi? Those

1218
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:30,760
two? No, I mean,
dude, it would be absolutely insane to

1219
01:30:30,880 --> 01:30:34,600
me for somebody to make a top
seventy five player. And that's another player

1220
01:30:34,920 --> 01:30:39,960
that I would go, how is
how is he and over Klay Thompson?

1221
01:30:40,439 --> 01:30:45,680
And I love Harden, but how's
how's Harden in over Klay Thompson When Harden

1222
01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:49,640
has won ship and lost to Clay
Thompson's teams fucking every year. So so

1223
01:30:50,079 --> 01:30:56,479
Harden's definitely was top seventy five.
Oh right, then you got Chris Paul

1224
01:30:56,840 --> 01:31:02,399
no brainer a d definitely Hall of
Famer, right, I mean he made

1225
01:31:02,439 --> 01:31:06,560
top seventy five. Kids. I
just want to see what his stats are

1226
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:15,479
on Basketball Reference. Let's see they're
saying that people are saying yes, based

1227
01:31:15,479 --> 01:31:19,880
on his statu don't I don't know
that that he might not be though,

1228
01:31:19,920 --> 01:31:26,319
Hall of Famer right, like it's
possible Russell Westbrook, Carmelo is Yeah,

1229
01:31:26,439 --> 01:31:30,840
I mean just from the I mean, Carmelo Anthony. How is Carmel Anthony

1230
01:31:30,039 --> 01:31:33,159
a Hall of Famer? The scoring
dude? It's the scoring man. Yeah,

1231
01:31:33,199 --> 01:31:36,159
I get it, dude. But
he was a great scorer. But

1232
01:31:36,399 --> 01:31:41,600
every team he's on, they didn't
win. They didn't do well at all.

1233
01:31:42,399 --> 01:31:46,600
He was an isolator, held the
ball too long and the offense didn't

1234
01:31:46,600 --> 01:31:51,079
move. Yeah, I don't know. And then I mean, and it's

1235
01:31:51,119 --> 01:31:56,079
Blake. That's the second team for
you, So on that second team,

1236
01:31:56,159 --> 01:32:00,359
I'd be very shocked. I mean, you look at that, dude.

1237
01:32:00,880 --> 01:32:06,560
I'm that second team dude. I
mean, it's just crazy to me.

1238
01:32:08,359 --> 01:32:11,119
I got to use the bathroom.
I'll come back on. I believe you

1239
01:32:11,199 --> 01:32:14,800
guys want to talk draft. Take
it in there. Yeah, we got

1240
01:32:14,920 --> 01:32:17,840
NFL draft, Johnny, your thoughts
on upcoming draft. I'm so excited that.

1241
01:32:17,960 --> 01:32:20,479
Yeah, it's funny. I just
looked at the calendar yesterday and saw

1242
01:32:20,600 --> 01:32:24,960
how soon it is, and I
got excited. A week from yesterday.

1243
01:32:25,600 --> 01:32:30,640
Love it even though we don't have
a today and tomorrow you guys have the

1244
01:32:30,720 --> 01:32:34,159
first pick and graduate. Oh that's
why you traded it to the Bears.

1245
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:40,199
Oh, I mean it's fucking ridiculous. It gets gets stupid and stupid.

1246
01:32:40,479 --> 01:32:45,279
Oh it really? Is it really
the thing that kills more football teams?

1247
01:32:45,439 --> 01:32:49,359
Like you know, it makes him
suck more than anything. Is it's impatience?

1248
01:32:49,439 --> 01:32:54,000
No, it's impatience. Well that
they're related, but it's impatience,

1249
01:32:54,039 --> 01:32:56,800
like saying, we got to just
do this this year, even though next

1250
01:32:56,880 --> 01:33:00,600
year we know this is one of
the greatest quarterback crops and history of the

1251
01:33:00,720 --> 01:33:02,479
NFL. Let's just go ahead and
do it this year. Let's go all

1252
01:33:02,560 --> 01:33:08,800
in one year. Is the cause
of that nine times out of ten is

1253
01:33:09,199 --> 01:33:13,760
money? No, I don't think
they don't want to if thee think they're

1254
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:17,520
punting, nobody goes to a game. That always happens when a coach and

1255
01:33:17,680 --> 01:33:24,079
a GM are locked in together and
they're both on the hot seat and they're

1256
01:33:24,119 --> 01:33:28,039
like, dude, if we don't
win this year, we're both fucking fired.

1257
01:33:28,880 --> 01:33:32,880
So we got to just go all
in with everything and try to win.

1258
01:33:33,000 --> 01:33:38,640
Now they're not trying to win and
build something for the next seven,

1259
01:33:38,680 --> 01:33:43,000
eight, nine, ten years because
they're in a losing franchise that has high

1260
01:33:43,079 --> 01:33:46,840
turnover. At GM and a coach
and always quarterback, those three things are

1261
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:56,000
married, and you you allow a
GM and a coach to go all in

1262
01:33:56,119 --> 01:34:00,039
to win this year to save their
job instead of being patient and doing the

1263
01:34:00,119 --> 01:34:02,760
smart thing and going, hey,
let's do what's best for the franchise,

1264
01:34:04,279 --> 01:34:09,960
which might not be quarterback this year, especially trading everything that we have.

1265
01:34:10,880 --> 01:34:15,600
I mean, what they did was
they traded uh shit that wasn't theirs.

1266
01:34:16,000 --> 01:34:19,760
Like if I was getting evicted from
a house and I go, uh,

1267
01:34:19,960 --> 01:34:23,279
let me real quick have a garage
set, they go, no, no,

1268
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:26,560
all this stuff is ours. I
go ahead real quick before I get

1269
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:30,560
kind of I'm getting kicked out.
And they didn't care about your draft picks.

1270
01:34:30,600 --> 01:34:31,920
In the next two years, they're
probably not going to be there,

1271
01:34:31,960 --> 01:34:36,560
so of course they'll trade. Yeah, And it's all I mean, I

1272
01:34:36,600 --> 01:34:39,960
mean, the way I guess you
know what I think too fucked up a

1273
01:34:40,000 --> 01:34:44,239
lot of teams seeing what the Rams
did, yeah and being like, you

1274
01:34:44,319 --> 01:34:45,560
know what, it work for them? Why don't who gives a shit about

1275
01:34:45,640 --> 01:34:54,039
draft picks? Right? I'm pump, what do you what do you so

1276
01:34:54,159 --> 01:34:56,680
you don't even have a first round
pick? Day you No, I mean

1277
01:34:56,720 --> 01:35:00,319
we have a you know, we
have like the thirty third you know what

1278
01:35:00,359 --> 01:35:02,319
I mean, like the first pick
in the second round, which is like

1279
01:35:02,439 --> 01:35:06,319
a late first rounder. Really but
uh, and we we have a I

1280
01:35:06,359 --> 01:35:10,359
think we have six picks because we've
traded for a few and we've gotten some

1281
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:14,359
back. But it's like, let
me okay, let me go. Uh.

1282
01:35:15,399 --> 01:35:18,239
I think we have a cup like
maybe two third rounder or something like

1283
01:35:18,319 --> 01:35:23,279
that. Let me see. We
have two second rounders. Sorry, we

1284
01:35:23,359 --> 01:35:27,319
have number thirty three and number thirty
nine from the Giants, and then we

1285
01:35:27,520 --> 01:35:30,680
have a third rounder, a fourth
rounder, a fifth round, two fifth

1286
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:33,960
rounders, and a seventh rounder.
So we have two second rounders, third

1287
01:35:34,039 --> 01:35:38,079
round and fourth round or two fifth
rounders, and then the seventh rounder,

1288
01:35:38,119 --> 01:35:42,920
which give rid the seventh round useless. Hey you never know. Yeah,

1289
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:45,119
but I mean, just let him
sign, let him sign his undrafted free

1290
01:35:45,119 --> 01:35:48,520
agency. You know some of them
do let him go around. When you

1291
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:53,319
get a guy, you get a
guy that's beauty. Football is not.

1292
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:59,520
There's I mean, the NBA draft
becomes boring after the seventeenth pick of the

1293
01:35:59,560 --> 01:36:02,640
first round out because most of the
people that are getting picked after that,

1294
01:36:03,159 --> 01:36:09,439
we're probably not gonna be in the
fucking NBA. No, they're or not

1295
01:36:09,560 --> 01:36:15,000
playing. There are more u uh, let me think there are more defensive

1296
01:36:15,119 --> 01:36:23,840
backs that are going to get drafted
in this year's NFL draft in the rounds

1297
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:28,920
four or five, six and seven
that will make an NFL team. Then

1298
01:36:28,960 --> 01:36:34,039
there are people in the second round
that will make an NBA team just because

1299
01:36:34,079 --> 01:36:40,119
of specificity of physician and how many
picks there are in the NBA. I

1300
01:36:40,199 --> 01:36:45,159
am going to a uh my buddy
shout out round because me and my buddy

1301
01:36:45,199 --> 01:36:47,439
Chris and his son Chase are going
to my Bold college roommate Ron's house,

1302
01:36:48,119 --> 01:36:50,640
and so it will be there all
weekend for the draft and we're gonna have

1303
01:36:50,720 --> 01:36:55,600
like a you know, a bunch
of guys come over just workout NFL draft

1304
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:58,880
party. I promise you this thing
me going. And they're all bare season

1305
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:02,399
ticket holders, all these fuckuck guys. There's gonna be a lot of fucking

1306
01:37:02,560 --> 01:37:08,520
sausages and that kind of fucking food
brocks with these fucking Chicago Bucks. And

1307
01:37:08,720 --> 01:37:14,760
I will be the only person in
this party wearing uh, Korean kicker jersey.

1308
01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,119
Who who are you guys taking?
Who are the falcons taking? Probably

1309
01:37:18,239 --> 01:37:23,079
Dallas Turner I hear the most.
I hear Jared verse a lot. I

1310
01:37:23,119 --> 01:37:27,159
wouldn't mind if one of those receivers
fall down like Neighbors or Doomsday. I

1311
01:37:27,199 --> 01:37:31,359
think, where are you guys picking
again? Eight or something? Then eight

1312
01:37:31,680 --> 01:37:38,920
eight and we got three. There's
three things need edge rusher, corner and

1313
01:37:39,600 --> 01:37:43,159
another wide receiver. Now people say
quarterback, but I'm like not really.

1314
01:37:43,800 --> 01:37:46,359
I mean, why would we reach
for a quarterback right now that's gonna sit

1315
01:37:46,439 --> 01:37:50,880
on the bench for three years.
Fill a bunch of needs now and go

1316
01:37:51,000 --> 01:37:55,560
get your quarterback next year? Who's
also gonna sit on the bench for one

1317
01:37:55,680 --> 01:38:00,520
year? Uh? And you know
ride out cousins. So I'm not who's

1318
01:38:00,560 --> 01:38:06,359
your backup? Fucking Heinike? So
you okay, you know what you got?

1319
01:38:06,439 --> 01:38:09,840
Then? All right? Yeah,
if he comes has to come in,

1320
01:38:10,000 --> 01:38:12,079
fine, he has to come in, and we're gonna draft one.

1321
01:38:12,239 --> 01:38:15,279
I wouldn't be surprised if we got
Spencer Rattler round five or six or something

1322
01:38:15,319 --> 01:38:18,399
like that. I just don't see
us getting a quarterback first three rounds.

1323
01:38:19,239 --> 01:38:25,359
We have too many bigger needs for
people that are to me in the NFL.

1324
01:38:25,920 --> 01:38:29,760
If you get drafted in the first
two rounds, you are expected to

1325
01:38:30,399 --> 01:38:35,199
beyond contribute, probably start. Does
it contribute? I mean a third rounder

1326
01:38:35,319 --> 01:38:41,039
you expect him to contribute round one
and two, You're I'm expecting you to

1327
01:38:41,079 --> 01:38:44,279
start. I'm paying you like a
starter. So the draft a guy in

1328
01:38:44,319 --> 01:38:46,000
the first two rounds, it's gonna
be on your bench for two years.

1329
01:38:46,119 --> 01:38:50,199
He's just economically doesn't make sense and
strategically it doesn't make sense to me.

1330
01:38:50,279 --> 01:38:57,560
But Falcons go corner edge receiver with
our first three picks in whatever order.

1331
01:38:58,399 --> 01:39:00,439
You know, the best corner is
of available, and we're picking at eight

1332
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:04,359
and the number one corners there and
maybe get them, but at that high

1333
01:39:04,479 --> 01:39:09,079
the best edge rusher is going to
be there too, and that second or

1334
01:39:09,199 --> 01:39:13,640
third best receiver I don't know,
Harrison is going first, and then you

1335
01:39:13,720 --> 01:39:17,119
know, hey man, at the
second best receiver sitting right there. Pretty

1336
01:39:17,159 --> 01:39:20,520
hard to turn that down, I
don't know. We're just talking again about

1337
01:39:20,520 --> 01:39:24,640
how stupid the Panthers are. They
turned down two first round picks for Brian

1338
01:39:24,720 --> 01:39:27,560
Burns last year just to let him
go. You know, let me go

1339
01:39:27,640 --> 01:39:30,960
to the Giants. No, he's
now, he's gone now. But yeah,

1340
01:39:31,359 --> 01:39:35,319
we're I know we're in the same
division. But so I'm not talking

1341
01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:41,560
just talking sports. The Carolina Panthers
in the last four or five years have

1342
01:39:41,680 --> 01:39:47,439
had the stupidest front office. He's
gone, he's gone. He made mistakes

1343
01:39:47,479 --> 01:39:51,319
that are You're gonna pay for it
for the next fucking five years and maybe

1344
01:39:51,319 --> 01:39:58,279
it's term the next thousand years.
Hey, thousand years. You have to

1345
01:39:58,479 --> 01:40:01,119
take a poop, well, put
on or a number two or a number

1346
01:40:01,159 --> 01:40:04,840
three, number two hard And I've
already recorded myself shitting, so nobody.

1347
01:40:05,079 --> 01:40:11,600
Yeah he did that, he'd live
stream and stuff shitting the other sot me.

1348
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:14,079
Let me ask you guys a question
really quick. So if you had

1349
01:40:14,279 --> 01:40:16,640
a GM like the guy we were
just talking about, uh, Fitterer,

1350
01:40:16,720 --> 01:40:21,880
Scott Fitterer for the Panthers, would
you when hiring his replacement, keep in

1351
01:40:21,960 --> 01:40:27,079
mind that guy who's made basically every
wrong decision over the past for the preceding

1352
01:40:27,119 --> 01:40:32,000
fire, would you hire somebody outside
the organization or would you just hire his

1353
01:40:32,279 --> 01:40:36,000
lieutenant who was there for all those
decisions. Which which would you choose?

1354
01:40:36,000 --> 01:40:40,680
I'm curious, Well, it depends
if that if Okay, that's a good

1355
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:42,680
question, and I think I have
a good answer to that, Johnny,

1356
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:46,359
great question. I would automatically be
trepidacious about it, for sure. But

1357
01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:50,119
if that dude, you let's say, let's say I fire Sam because he

1358
01:40:50,159 --> 01:40:54,520
makes a bunch of stupid mistakes.
And Johnny, You're is right now understandable,

1359
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:58,840
understand the entire time, the entire
time this guy fucks up. You

1360
01:40:58,960 --> 01:41:00,359
were coming to me on the d
L and being like, look, dude,

1361
01:41:00,600 --> 01:41:04,439
I wanted to go the whole other
way, and I'm telling you right

1362
01:41:04,520 --> 01:41:08,359
now, don't listen. I would
be like, Okay, you know what

1363
01:41:08,920 --> 01:41:12,159
it should be this guy that's my
only Yeah, that's what That's what all

1364
01:41:12,239 --> 01:41:15,119
Panthers fans have been saying. That's
like, we just hope that Dan Morgan

1365
01:41:15,239 --> 01:41:16,560
was in the room, like saying
like, what the fuck is this guy

1366
01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:20,319
doing, because exactly we're fucked otherwise. Dan Morgan, by the way,

1367
01:41:20,399 --> 01:41:25,319
famous for being punch drunk for a
decade. You know, he had to

1368
01:41:25,439 --> 01:41:28,560
retire. He's like a keik Ley
type who had to retire for concussions.

1369
01:41:29,119 --> 01:41:32,760
I hated him. I always I
remember him very great player type or a

1370
01:41:33,399 --> 01:41:39,840
Keith Brooking type. Who's the guy
from the Bears that wanted to get in

1371
01:41:39,880 --> 01:41:46,279
a fight with Lacker type? Every
NFL team has one. Yeah, that

1372
01:41:46,640 --> 01:41:49,399
guy for Green Bay with the long
hair, you know, fucking that guy

1373
01:41:49,760 --> 01:41:53,880
a J Hawk or whatever is that
him? A J Hawk is another one,

1374
01:41:54,119 --> 01:41:58,199
yep, yeah, fucking uh Clay. Yeah, they always got one.

1375
01:41:58,399 --> 01:42:02,560
Fucking meathead white guy runs a four
nine for Bill Romanowski Romanowski. But

1376
01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:10,079
they'll run right to a brick wall
and uh yeah. Basically a fast bouncer.

1377
01:42:10,239 --> 01:42:14,359
Every NFL team has a history of
having one fast white bouncer. Yeah

1378
01:42:15,520 --> 01:42:17,279
right now, just they use it. They're using a cane by the time

1379
01:42:17,319 --> 01:42:20,439
they're forty five, forty five years
old. You're walking with a walker.

1380
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:26,359
You know what I'm saying. I
love What is this camera angle? Sam?

1381
01:42:26,399 --> 01:42:28,960
It's just like what your dog sees
all days. What are we looking

1382
01:42:29,000 --> 01:42:32,880
at here? It looked like he
was playing video games or something. Sam,

1383
01:42:33,000 --> 01:42:34,800
Let's wrap it up. You guys
aren't here in two hours and the

1384
01:42:34,840 --> 01:42:38,760
Sam's guy game. Yeah we are, aren't we? Holy shit? Sam?

1385
01:42:38,800 --> 01:42:42,239
You got anything you want to plug? Oh? You know, j

1386
01:42:43,560 --> 01:42:46,840
I'm in Dallas this weekend. I'm
in Oregon next weekend. I'm in Illinois,

1387
01:42:47,279 --> 01:42:56,800
and I'm in Illinois and Wisconsin.
After that, there you go and

1388
01:42:57,000 --> 01:42:59,720
go to Sam Tripley dot com,
Sam Tripley Live, what is it,

1389
01:43:00,680 --> 01:43:04,039
Sam tible dot Com? Grab your
tickets. I don't think the Raiders get

1390
01:43:04,119 --> 01:43:11,000
a quarterback in this draft. I
think we're going to just load up.

1391
01:43:11,039 --> 01:43:15,720
I like Garden, Minshew, who
knows, dude, I love I love

1392
01:43:15,800 --> 01:43:17,560
him too. Everybody likes that guy. Everybody wants to party with that guy.

1393
01:43:20,000 --> 01:43:23,800
Doesn't it seem like, yeah,
I do, well, Johnny,

1394
01:43:23,800 --> 01:43:30,239
why are you talking ship because his
name is like Garden, nobody's name Okay,

1395
01:43:30,680 --> 01:43:36,600
geez week, okay, all right, but yeah, and then where

1396
01:43:36,600 --> 01:43:42,439
do you think Pennix goes? Uh? He's a wild guard. He could

1397
01:43:42,479 --> 01:43:47,920
go, he could go anywhere.
Everybody he is that player that everybody is

1398
01:43:48,119 --> 01:43:55,960
like, uh at the seven teams
that want him are absolutely not even talking

1399
01:43:56,000 --> 01:43:59,239
about him. Maybe maybe get him, But you know what, I'm really

1400
01:43:59,279 --> 01:44:01,439
worried about his fucking mechanics. The
same weird shop. I think he can

1401
01:44:01,479 --> 01:44:05,680
go to the saying weird shit about
that guy right now because I think he

1402
01:44:05,880 --> 01:44:12,479
is absolutely drafted by the second round. Watch him go to the Raiders leaper

1403
01:44:12,760 --> 01:44:18,439
in the late first round watching trade
up ticket. Somebody's sitting at like five

1404
01:44:19,000 --> 01:44:25,359
of the second round, could trade
to like thirty twenty eight of the first

1405
01:44:25,479 --> 01:44:31,119
round and grab him because they know
he's gonna be gone in four sixty two

1406
01:44:31,199 --> 01:44:34,239
picks. When you're back up on
the clock and you go, fuck it,

1407
01:44:34,319 --> 01:44:38,560
let's just trade up. Such a
good draft or quarterbacks, isn't It's

1408
01:44:38,600 --> 01:44:40,680
gonna be a fun draft. Good. It's a good draft. Friend.

1409
01:44:40,760 --> 01:44:44,279
We'll talk more about it on the
next episode. We should try to do

1410
01:44:44,359 --> 01:44:46,680
one before the draft. Let's do
it, all right, good draft,

1411
01:44:46,720 --> 01:44:50,239
all right, guys, great show, nice raft, right the twenty twenty.

1412
01:44:50,960 --> 01:44:54,760
Have a good time eating the shows. Give your beautiful women at little

1413
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:59,840
Bye. Bye, guys, Bye. We're gonna suck it, Jason,

1414
01:45:00,079 --> 01:45:04,760
Okay, Johnny, let me plug
too quick. I appreciate it. And

1415
01:45:04,880 --> 01:45:11,119
I know this probably won't be out
well tomorrow, maybe tomorrow, oh okay

1416
01:45:11,239 --> 01:45:15,319
audio audio like late night. But
yeah, oh great, So this times

1417
01:45:15,359 --> 01:45:18,760
out, This comes out on Saturday. I'll be golfing at Blackthorn Golf Course

1418
01:45:18,840 --> 01:45:25,439
tomorrow Saturday, three o'clock tea time. So just wanting to let you guys

1419
01:45:26,039 --> 01:45:29,760
know that and then, so I'm
glad that got out in time play.

1420
01:45:30,159 --> 01:45:35,159
And then Tuesday the Blip Team,
I'll be taking a skin cancer challenge where

1421
01:45:35,199 --> 01:45:40,199
I'm getting into a tanning booth for
twenty four straight hours and I only get

1422
01:45:40,239 --> 01:45:46,279
eleven smoke breaks. So oh and
that's that's at Sunshine and Coffins Tanning and

1423
01:45:46,359 --> 01:45:50,600
Funeral Home. So that's on the
Blip team. Guys, it's been great.

1424
01:45:50,760 --> 01:45:54,520
I'll talk to you guys probably twenty
twenty five, twenty twenty six,

1425
01:45:55,439 --> 01:45:59,000
and let's try to do one Johnny, Like, maybe let me look at

1426
01:45:59,000 --> 01:46:04,720
our calendar. Maybe Wednesday or Wednesday
Wednesday won't work, but what about Tuesday,

1427
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:12,560
Tuesdays? Yeah, I probably Thursday. Maybe we do on Thursday while

1428
01:46:12,720 --> 01:46:15,520
for the first round during the first
Yeah yeah maybe, yeah, we live

1429
01:46:15,600 --> 01:46:16,880
Maybe that would be kind of fun, yeah, because that would be like

1430
01:46:17,159 --> 01:46:21,840
seven and down for the Yeah,
for sure. Maybe like five o'clock your

1431
01:46:21,880 --> 01:46:28,560
time or something. Let's do that, Yeah, Thursday pod during the drafts

1432
01:46:28,880 --> 01:46:34,439
and that's for you fucking uh every
fucking year, our fucking day, the

1433
01:46:34,560 --> 01:46:39,720
day of just fucking rips dick,
and everybody keeps asking you, guys,

1434
01:46:39,880 --> 01:46:44,960
you got to do another draft episode? Cash Casper. Yeah, yeah,

1435
01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:47,720
Casper always he always is. So
that's for you. We will do a

1436
01:46:47,920 --> 01:46:55,439
pod during the first round of the
draft and uh and everybody else considered sucking

1437
01:46:55,439 --> 01:46:57,880
and Johnny, I want to talk
to you next time about our You know,

1438
01:46:57,960 --> 01:47:00,680
I still haven't heard about your trip
to Europe. Yeah, we'll talk

1439
01:47:00,680 --> 01:47:03,439
about yeah, okay, yeah,
so we'll talk about that. And guys,

1440
01:47:03,680 --> 01:47:09,159
everybody, we love you and suck
it. Why what did I sing?

1441
01:47:11,960 --> 01:47:21,399
Every Girl's my girlfriend, every girl's
my girlfriend, every good? It

1442
01:47:21,479 --> 01:47:27,079
did disturbed me how much Sam loved
this song. The ans was like,

1443
01:47:27,199 --> 01:47:39,479
yeah, special age, what did
I saying? Jobby stop, just let

1444
01:47:39,600 --> 01:47:49,239
it rock. These are kids we're
supporting. Now if you are, if

1445
01:47:49,239 --> 01:47:57,439
you're a drug puncher, who by
by if you want to find this uh

1446
01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:01,960
and buy it, it's they and
with knee high Let's get busy. As

1447
01:48:01,960 --> 01:48:11,359
the name of the album, every
dross My girlfriend, Every dross My girlfriend,

1448
01:48:12,439 --> 01:48:15,079
I'm gonna make I'm gonna put this
a vote. Should this be the

1449
01:48:15,199 --> 01:48:17,239
new punch Drunk themes
