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How about ruffaino how you' re
men. It' s good. That

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' s how I like to see
you happy men, always look good,

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because we' re going with today' s story, the two gossips.

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The name of the story, the
two quails. Hey, in the little

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town of this story, there was
a little church, I told them it

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was close to very, very close. Imagine some little town out there chiglesit

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your square and your comman was.
And it' s very nice. The

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best people, the people of this
story. And there' s a very

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famous sale in that town, the
sale of twins. Yeah, they'

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re two single twin sisters and old
old girls, as they call them friends,

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prayers, but tremendous bargains, dude, they never missed a single prayer

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friend, ah but that did not
forgive them a half a cent of water.

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No friend, the people in the
village called them the cotorras, but

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nothing but secretly, because no one
dared to tell them like that, even

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though they already knew that. They
were telling them. Friends. Well,

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let' s hear the story.
Let' s hear it. Listen to

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your mouth and the hour exalts as
I attend to the coming. Yes,

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yes, yes, lu yes,
yes, yes. I kept watching the

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sale for you to go and take. Put the most holy this candle and

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not daughters, St Antonio, who
you put to the child. I didn

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' t sin. I' ll
show San Antonio the sketch. I asked

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him. I' ve never asked
for Bridegroom. I never liked being crazy.

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I don' t prefer to be
single a thousand times and not be

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dealing with some drunk. No.
No, no, no, we see

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that so well? Well, well? There, there, there, there,

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there' s no big deal.
I' m going to tell me

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a cocha. You have no reason
for the little father. Yes, yes,

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I did tell him that he arrived
tomorrow to tell him what he told

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me to find out that he already
found out about the whole thing and that

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he arrived tomorrow. It' s
okay. Well, I' ll see

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you more. Luis ah pepe wait, wait, company well and quite queer.

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Do not be like fem and carry
the Church are to notice how it

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is dressed people. Yeah, no, no. Don' t even do

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those of the incarnation, which only
comes to look at the men who pass

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through it pre- church. Nor
do you do the chona melende, who

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comes to steal the candlestick that puts
the other people. Hey, don'

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t be careful with this one?
What isn' t careful? You know

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that you and I are the models
of this town. That' s right.

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We are Catholic, apostolic and Roman. However, because you don'

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t have to be like the felipa
that comes out of the Church squeaking at

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her for men to see her again, she hears instead of caring for him

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sister lose care. It is that
as I am told and were Catholic,

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apostolic and Roman, friends, friends
of the Father, daughters of Mary and

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prominent members of the Congregation of Christ
of Clean. What do you say?

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Well, there are people like that, Friends, of course there are people

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like that. While one went to
Santa' s onboard, the other stayed

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at the sale that girled you.
They were both old, spinsters, gossipers,

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and fetes like the devil. Ugly
friends I scared in fasting. The

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sale they had was a big disort. Dude, it' s going to

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be a good afternoon We' re
here Indeñita, I' m going to

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go. I' m Miss.
Miss, you drink it, baby,

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my bow is not medical, Dañita, this one before today, well,

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I just said it to realize the
real thing. It is made up tell

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me clearly, then for others we
are in them. Excuse me, Miss

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Beltrane, tell me one of you
has cigars there and eggs is a co

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what if you have cigars and eggs, I do, yes, it'

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s the pure thing worth a real
each and the eggs three breasts the eight

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you stop not any of that.
You know, there' s everything here

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that' s crying, so why
come stand up with so much, and

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that' s the fool. Well, let' s see how many forums

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he hears, how many eggs.
And Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa,

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Pa? For good, well,
we' re here and you charge

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them. One with the size,
right, not one of those eggs is

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an egg and a cigar is a
cigar. Well, having to poop that

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we played yesterday, so say,
because here they call captain, doesn'

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t command marine. I' ll
see you give me a look pure on

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roa full of egg me but let
me, let' s say smoke a

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cigar to see how they are and
let me open eggs to see if it

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' s not poor. Hey,
let me try the cigar. Uh,

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ah, me, damn Lupita,
this is pure for the one who'

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s smoking cigar. Guate or good
and I' m already to blame Hey,

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yo, I don' t do
it in the villages. Either you

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want to see I' m going
to try the eggshell, clear or not,

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man, I drink this so poor. See, I fly and I

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hear you look at me well,
it' s all pobri the egg,

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well, but it' s not
my fault either. I don' t

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lay in the eggs, but it
puts the prices, right, ah,

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well, but the eggs are laid
by the hen. No. Me,

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so you pay me the pore and
you pay me the egg. What do

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you mean, Dad? Pa?
Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa?

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Pa? Pa? Pa? Why
I' m going to pay for a

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leash that' s not pure and
an egg that' s not egg.

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The eggs don' t they?
Don' t you? Don' t

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you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t

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you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? I don'

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t? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t

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you? Don' t you?
Don' t you? Don' t

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you? Don' t you?
I' m paying, aren' t

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I? Don' t you?
Don' t you? No. Then

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this I denounce as a thief in
command, you know that we are relatives

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of the one who commands and that
we command in the village you already know

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and I already smelled it. There' s a saying in the village that

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I said that ducks never lose or
I' ll say it doesn' t

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mention that word again. Say that
word again. Well, hey Mommy Linda

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I told you now coltorra, mmm, to see my sea that it'

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s okay to hear and tell,
eh no, and I didn' t

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say anything. Damage, Lupita,
eh no. I don' t say

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anything. Look at this oronte.
I played the one who said that word

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to me again and already goes with
what he had in his hand egg to

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good for that already yes, but
I don' t finish the can and

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here. I pray, please,
and kick me ten cents of the donkey

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and the shilling that is worth the
egg soon do b of nuncio in commandeer

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you get off. The lie caca
cla clave and who' s going to

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see me the cane lupita and I
stop I tell you ay and pay me

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give me Timbaron to pay me the
note disco everything. Obviously, there is

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also a way, a violin on
take lubiar also there I don' t

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see tea, not pomo. He
saw my Oronte. She was a neighbor

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to that casmic. He lived like
a block. I knew the two Kotorre

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sisters well. That day he left
with a chipote in his head because the

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Lupit girl stretched him over an empty
can in her hand, a can of

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butter, cans of hambramic oil and
orontes, as she had gone lamenting there

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and I would be with quacto the
worst or with people living in Poison.

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Oh, but one day you'
re giving me a hard time. Someday

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On sent him out of town,
the jeronym fucker and he was just like,

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ok little brother say pipe or I
sure meresquito hears safe and ay weeping

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already and there is been observed long
the forehead. Looks like you' ve

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got a little piece coming out of
you, and there' s no Jelipe.

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And, please, it was a
lactag or he gave me the nada

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to the Lupia. A first place
go talk when you' re talking to

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me, talk well nothing, it
seems it was and she was favor.

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It' s not that you lack
your ear before lourde or not to see

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what it was that you told me
and I understood that let' s say

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it was a lactating lupion gave me
a lastachy. Yeah, man, I

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broke a can and butter, and
not bad that it was there, and

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I didn' t take it.
And why did you risk the can?

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Hey, what' s up,
now, now, now, now?

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Yeah? I' m sick of
it. No, no, no,

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no, no, no, what
time I told you coatorrha, there'

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s nothing worse to say to you, a cotorra man, because I said

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it Antonia, you don' t
see that she and her sister never clear

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because who was going to marry her, man. One looks like a lapa

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fasted and passing, already plucked,
and the other looks like a parrot,

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square and seems to have put it
in a mold enrique three saw the old

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hearsay truth, yes, that she
does not give cho. Yeah, but

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they are a righteous, a fruit
in the middle of the night, and

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God, man, and they have
some tapas, my brother, they put

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a tobacco bag on anyone for taking
off and lend me half. I haven

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' t seen her travel like don
Felipe chocho, but Davina Coje, Angelipe

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don' t know if you don' t tell me. I' m

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taking off a felipe that I'
m taking off. Half shot Mira Pa,

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Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa?

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Pa? I' ll give you
some advice with anyone you can mess with

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less. You' re gonna be
sick. Is it going to go wrong?

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Is it going to go wrong?
I' m not keeping this little

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girl. This tototototocho, you put
up for wing, not wave you are

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spitting everything with this your your vocation
that was of gele you that take me

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away. They say there' s
gonna be a while, but don'

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t forget Hey, look what'
s going on. Ta cowgirl she old

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you pachías in her you see how
you spit at me every expensive man.

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But that' s good. Let' s just say that time is already

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turning away from maya and that'
s how friendly days were going on.

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Little by little the days went by, but Orontes did not forget what was

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the bowl that hit Lupita, one
of the quails, and he could do

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nothing against them. Friends, imagine
yourself in such a small town. They

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were friends of the little father,
relatives of the judge, owner of the

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biggest business of the town m could
do nothing against her. Dude, nobody

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could do anything else. And he
has not come again the daring Lloron that

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no child, for he day he
calls me Cochorran and I threw the empty

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can at him, for he has
not returned. Oh, my God,

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you mustn' t mention that word
that disgusts me. Oh, if they

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knew how much I had in love, oh, they were dying for me,

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engineering doctors, lots of lovers,
I had a chicken eye, too.

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I didn' t want to marry
Gonzalo You see, I didn'

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t want him. I can get
married, but I didn' t want

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to. I didn' t mean
that certain is true. Oh, how

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many men would have wanted to marry
you or me. Then I' ll

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get it straight. If we brought
two very pretty girls and we' re

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still yes, it' s still
you think we don' t have Lupe

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in love. I assure you,
anyone in town is marrying us, isn

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' t it? But to me, men didn' t even mention them

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to me I put the men bo
no, no, no, no,

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I don' t even want to
hear them mention cochra call the colora ah

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we have had so much, but
so much as in love. And so

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black time continued to pass. One
day, when Rontes was sitting in the

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corridor of his home, he found
the great opportunity of his life. A

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hipper friend arrived in town and who
got out of the GIP because he was

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a yunk Yank looking for little animals
to take them to the United States.

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A good boy look already looking for
monkeys, looking for lords and not shabr

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don defend me not how to tell
you to ask as I said you mister

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or that you are looking for a
gilora monkey dion, Oh, yeah,

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my buy morners and lords will not
see where I can count. This is

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my chance to say how you didn' t look cute let' s say

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then very difficult because of these contours, but it was yes, where is

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it, Oh, very good,
you know where I could buy parrot here

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put on and I could find two
parrots already or look at it and come

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here? Where to go comes to
make there' s a little small here.

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I stumble from there I take and
a non- careful treat, don

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' t look beautiful. Oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh,

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I know I' m ripping out. There is a corner of a live

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two cotorras, two cotorra or two
jets and that bull fence that be coto

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towers. The same thing you'
re doing is looking for the time,

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it' s the same thing as
running. You ask what they sell two

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cotorras from there. We' re
clear, wow, wow, but there

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they go. Oh, oh,
all right, all right, two spitters

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two. This I go right now
to ask myself. Who friend Porto stayed

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watching nothing else. The Yank in
his gipe headed towards the corner of the

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famous two ns. He got off
the chunk, came in waving and asked

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oh, very good morning, ladies, more ugly, tell me to be

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true that here' s like saying, here' s two cotorras, two

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cotorras? How? How did you
say what? What? What? He

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said that if you are here or
here to see then two cotorras, the

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help says that since you' re
fucking calling the cochora, bring two cans

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to break in the head to see
Yankee is screaming. Just one answer.

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I ask and tell me, please, if here in this house be two

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ton fucked up, but that putting
Apollo, let' s exactly God,

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sir no, please yes and live
well Look. That' s right.

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The two Cotorras sisters assailed the yancha
and walked it all over the court.

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People began to agglomerate and the scandal
was made until Judge Anduelo arrived. It

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was big or a moment I wish, please, it' s martar bros

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silence full or you' ll shut
up or you won' t shut the

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fuck up already lua and man to
tell me what to talk hurts this Yankee

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goes peacefully looking for parrots and parakeet. I bust there' s not something

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they call full cabbage, God there' s a lot of men. Look

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at me, sea let' s
see, come on, they' re

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going to accompany you, they'
re all going to accompany me. We

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' re gonna pay a heavy fine. Soon, no, no, no,

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no, no, no? Don' t you? Soon no,

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don' t come with me or
not or clito na take her child I

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' m going to fill her up
take them. These devil talkies there had

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to fall pair of old far please
wait for me to calm down a little

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bit because you' re going to
see what' s going to happen and

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they didn' t come in two. We' re gonna keep them looking

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for cost and that' s what
screwed up the corks and there' s

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oy for that. But the ones
who helped you, ok, he looked

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them up, he took them away, he fell in jail too, because

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he was the one who hooked the
yank to go and ask about the quails,

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the houses of the costorres. Well
ah well, but they said they

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had good lovers, that many died
for them in their time. But of

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the scare, yes, truth,
well, so there are two we see