How about ruffaino how you' re men. It' s good. That
' s how I like to see you happy men, always look good,
because we' re going with today' s story, the two gossips.
The name of the story, the two quails. Hey, in the little
town of this story, there was a little church, I told them it
was close to very, very close. Imagine some little town out there chiglesit
your square and your comman was. And it' s very nice. The
best people, the people of this story. And there' s a very
famous sale in that town, the sale of twins. Yeah, they'
re two single twin sisters and old old girls, as they call them friends,
prayers, but tremendous bargains, dude, they never missed a single prayer
friend, ah but that did not forgive them a half a cent of water.
No friend, the people in the village called them the cotorras, but
nothing but secretly, because no one dared to tell them like that, even
though they already knew that. They were telling them. Friends. Well,
let' s hear the story. Let' s hear it. Listen to
your mouth and the hour exalts as I attend to the coming. Yes,
yes, yes, lu yes, yes, yes. I kept watching the
sale for you to go and take. Put the most holy this candle and
not daughters, St Antonio, who you put to the child. I didn
' t sin. I' ll show San Antonio the sketch. I asked
him. I' ve never asked for Bridegroom. I never liked being crazy.
I don' t prefer to be single a thousand times and not be
dealing with some drunk. No. No, no, no, we see
that so well? Well, well? There, there, there, there,
there' s no big deal. I' m going to tell me
a cocha. You have no reason for the little father. Yes, yes,
I did tell him that he arrived tomorrow to tell him what he told
me to find out that he already found out about the whole thing and that
he arrived tomorrow. It' s okay. Well, I' ll see
you more. Luis ah pepe wait, wait, company well and quite queer.
Do not be like fem and carry the Church are to notice how it
is dressed people. Yeah, no, no. Don' t even do
those of the incarnation, which only comes to look at the men who pass
through it pre- church. Nor do you do the chona melende, who
comes to steal the candlestick that puts the other people. Hey, don'
t be careful with this one? What isn' t careful? You know
that you and I are the models of this town. That' s right.
We are Catholic, apostolic and Roman. However, because you don'
t have to be like the felipa that comes out of the Church squeaking at
her for men to see her again, she hears instead of caring for him
sister lose care. It is that as I am told and were Catholic,
apostolic and Roman, friends, friends of the Father, daughters of Mary and
prominent members of the Congregation of Christ of Clean. What do you say?
Well, there are people like that, Friends, of course there are people
like that. While one went to Santa' s onboard, the other stayed
at the sale that girled you. They were both old, spinsters, gossipers,
and fetes like the devil. Ugly friends I scared in fasting. The
sale they had was a big disort. Dude, it' s going to
be a good afternoon We' re here Indeñita, I' m going to
go. I' m Miss. Miss, you drink it, baby,
my bow is not medical, Dañita, this one before today, well,
I just said it to realize the real thing. It is made up tell
me clearly, then for others we are in them. Excuse me, Miss
Beltrane, tell me one of you has cigars there and eggs is a co
what if you have cigars and eggs, I do, yes, it'
s the pure thing worth a real each and the eggs three breasts the eight
you stop not any of that. You know, there' s everything here
that' s crying, so why come stand up with so much, and
that' s the fool. Well, let' s see how many forums
he hears, how many eggs. And Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa,
Pa? For good, well, we' re here and you charge
them. One with the size, right, not one of those eggs is
an egg and a cigar is a cigar. Well, having to poop that
we played yesterday, so say, because here they call captain, doesn'
t command marine. I' ll see you give me a look pure on
roa full of egg me but let me, let' s say smoke a
cigar to see how they are and let me open eggs to see if it
' s not poor. Hey, let me try the cigar. Uh,
ah, me, damn Lupita, this is pure for the one who'
s smoking cigar. Guate or good and I' m already to blame Hey,
yo, I don' t do it in the villages. Either you
want to see I' m going to try the eggshell, clear or not,
man, I drink this so poor. See, I fly and I
hear you look at me well, it' s all pobri the egg,
well, but it' s not my fault either. I don' t
lay in the eggs, but it puts the prices, right, ah,
well, but the eggs are laid by the hen. No. Me,
so you pay me the pore and you pay me the egg. What do
you mean, Dad? Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa?
Pa? Pa? Pa? Why I' m going to pay for a
leash that' s not pure and an egg that' s not egg.
The eggs don' t they? Don' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don' t you? I don'
t? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? Don' t you? Don' t
you? Don' t you? I' m paying, aren' t
I? Don' t you? Don' t you? No. Then
this I denounce as a thief in command, you know that we are relatives
of the one who commands and that we command in the village you already know
and I already smelled it. There' s a saying in the village that
I said that ducks never lose or I' ll say it doesn' t
mention that word again. Say that word again. Well, hey Mommy Linda
I told you now coltorra, mmm, to see my sea that it'
s okay to hear and tell, eh no, and I didn' t
say anything. Damage, Lupita, eh no. I don' t say
anything. Look at this oronte. I played the one who said that word
to me again and already goes with what he had in his hand egg to
good for that already yes, but I don' t finish the can and
here. I pray, please, and kick me ten cents of the donkey
and the shilling that is worth the egg soon do b of nuncio in commandeer
you get off. The lie caca cla clave and who' s going to
see me the cane lupita and I stop I tell you ay and pay me
give me Timbaron to pay me the note disco everything. Obviously, there is
also a way, a violin on take lubiar also there I don' t
see tea, not pomo. He saw my Oronte. She was a neighbor
to that casmic. He lived like a block. I knew the two Kotorre
sisters well. That day he left with a chipote in his head because the
Lupit girl stretched him over an empty can in her hand, a can of
butter, cans of hambramic oil and orontes, as she had gone lamenting there
and I would be with quacto the worst or with people living in Poison.
Oh, but one day you' re giving me a hard time. Someday
On sent him out of town, the jeronym fucker and he was just like,
ok little brother say pipe or I sure meresquito hears safe and ay weeping
already and there is been observed long the forehead. Looks like you' ve
got a little piece coming out of you, and there' s no Jelipe.
And, please, it was a lactag or he gave me the nada
to the Lupia. A first place go talk when you' re talking to
me, talk well nothing, it seems it was and she was favor.
It' s not that you lack your ear before lourde or not to see
what it was that you told me and I understood that let' s say
it was a lactating lupion gave me a lastachy. Yeah, man, I
broke a can and butter, and not bad that it was there, and
I didn' t take it. And why did you risk the can?
Hey, what' s up, now, now, now, now?
Yeah? I' m sick of it. No, no, no,
no, no, no, what time I told you coatorrha, there'
s nothing worse to say to you, a cotorra man, because I said
it Antonia, you don' t see that she and her sister never clear
because who was going to marry her, man. One looks like a lapa
fasted and passing, already plucked, and the other looks like a parrot,
square and seems to have put it in a mold enrique three saw the old
hearsay truth, yes, that she does not give cho. Yeah, but
they are a righteous, a fruit in the middle of the night, and
God, man, and they have some tapas, my brother, they put
a tobacco bag on anyone for taking off and lend me half. I haven
' t seen her travel like don Felipe chocho, but Davina Coje, Angelipe
don' t know if you don' t tell me. I' m
taking off a felipe that I' m taking off. Half shot Mira Pa,
Pa, Pa, Pa, Pa? Pa? Pa? Pa?
Pa? I' ll give you some advice with anyone you can mess with
less. You' re gonna be sick. Is it going to go wrong?
Is it going to go wrong? I' m not keeping this little
girl. This tototototocho, you put up for wing, not wave you are
spitting everything with this your your vocation that was of gele you that take me
away. They say there' s gonna be a while, but don'
t forget Hey, look what' s going on. Ta cowgirl she old
you pachías in her you see how you spit at me every expensive man.
But that' s good. Let' s just say that time is already
turning away from maya and that' s how friendly days were going on.
Little by little the days went by, but Orontes did not forget what was
the bowl that hit Lupita, one of the quails, and he could do
nothing against them. Friends, imagine yourself in such a small town. They
were friends of the little father, relatives of the judge, owner of the
biggest business of the town m could do nothing against her. Dude, nobody
could do anything else. And he has not come again the daring Lloron that
no child, for he day he calls me Cochorran and I threw the empty
can at him, for he has not returned. Oh, my God,
you mustn' t mention that word that disgusts me. Oh, if they
knew how much I had in love, oh, they were dying for me,
engineering doctors, lots of lovers, I had a chicken eye, too.
I didn' t want to marry Gonzalo You see, I didn'
t want him. I can get married, but I didn' t want
to. I didn' t mean that certain is true. Oh, how
many men would have wanted to marry you or me. Then I' ll
get it straight. If we brought two very pretty girls and we' re
still yes, it' s still you think we don' t have Lupe
in love. I assure you, anyone in town is marrying us, isn
' t it? But to me, men didn' t even mention them
to me I put the men bo no, no, no, no,
I don' t even want to hear them mention cochra call the colora ah
we have had so much, but so much as in love. And so
black time continued to pass. One day, when Rontes was sitting in the
corridor of his home, he found the great opportunity of his life. A
hipper friend arrived in town and who got out of the GIP because he was
a yunk Yank looking for little animals to take them to the United States.
A good boy look already looking for monkeys, looking for lords and not shabr
don defend me not how to tell you to ask as I said you mister
or that you are looking for a gilora monkey dion, Oh, yeah,
my buy morners and lords will not see where I can count. This is
my chance to say how you didn' t look cute let' s say
then very difficult because of these contours, but it was yes, where is
it, Oh, very good, you know where I could buy parrot here
put on and I could find two parrots already or look at it and come
here? Where to go comes to make there' s a little small here.
I stumble from there I take and a non- careful treat, don
' t look beautiful. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
I know I' m ripping out. There is a corner of a live
two cotorras, two cotorra or two jets and that bull fence that be coto
towers. The same thing you' re doing is looking for the time,
it' s the same thing as running. You ask what they sell two
cotorras from there. We' re clear, wow, wow, but there
they go. Oh, oh, all right, all right, two spitters
two. This I go right now to ask myself. Who friend Porto stayed
watching nothing else. The Yank in his gipe headed towards the corner of the
famous two ns. He got off the chunk, came in waving and asked
oh, very good morning, ladies, more ugly, tell me to be
true that here' s like saying, here' s two cotorras, two
cotorras? How? How did you say what? What? What? He
said that if you are here or here to see then two cotorras, the
help says that since you' re fucking calling the cochora, bring two cans
to break in the head to see Yankee is screaming. Just one answer.
I ask and tell me, please, if here in this house be two
ton fucked up, but that putting Apollo, let' s exactly God,
sir no, please yes and live well Look. That' s right.
The two Cotorras sisters assailed the yancha and walked it all over the court.
People began to agglomerate and the scandal was made until Judge Anduelo arrived. It
was big or a moment I wish, please, it' s martar bros
silence full or you' ll shut up or you won' t shut the
fuck up already lua and man to tell me what to talk hurts this Yankee
goes peacefully looking for parrots and parakeet. I bust there' s not something
they call full cabbage, God there' s a lot of men. Look
at me, sea let' s see, come on, they' re
going to accompany you, they' re all going to accompany me. We
' re gonna pay a heavy fine. Soon, no, no, no,
no, no, no? Don' t you? Soon no,
don' t come with me or not or clito na take her child I
' m going to fill her up take them. These devil talkies there had
to fall pair of old far please wait for me to calm down a little
bit because you' re going to see what' s going to happen and
they didn' t come in two. We' re gonna keep them looking
for cost and that' s what screwed up the corks and there' s
oy for that. But the ones who helped you, ok, he looked
them up, he took them away, he fell in jail too, because
he was the one who hooked the yank to go and ask about the quails,
the houses of the costorres. Well ah well, but they said they
had good lovers, that many died for them in their time. But of
the scare, yes, truth, well, so there are two we see