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I don't know what that sound is. Something someone puke sounds like I hope
not. I hope they're not puking. Thanks for getting your pot. I'm
thanks for telling a friend. Ah lots of things. Tonight we're gonna have
a guy named Ahmed Hamza. He's a cybersecurity expert from r It just talking
about all these deep fakes and stuff that are going around. What are you
laughing at? What the hell are you laughing about? Oh god, I
can't wait. And then Joe Riccado at eight o'clock to talk about a show
he's got Friday night and h and he wants me to do ten minutes stand
up before the show. And I'm not sure how I actually feel about that.
Felt its just bring Doug with you, you know, to be your
back. Come on, I can I got a good solid ten minutes mark,
how dare you? But I'm writing the rest of this question. He's
not funny, Marcus question. Right now, I've seen the stand up.
It's pretty funny. People have been writing me today saying, oh, Mark's
back on. I actually, um, somebody sent me. They took your
face and they put it over a bunch of different things in the different scenarios,
and now they have you saying things but it's not your voice but a
Mark. It's like Ai Mark. Yeah, it's uh, it's pretty wild.
I um, oh that's not good. What do you mean? I
mean they went through a lot of work for this. I mean, what
are they putting his face on like a palm? There was a lot of
thumbs. There were a lot of thumbs. Don't get mad at me.
There were a lot of thumbs. But here this is the one that was
sent to me today. And even turn it on so you can actually hear
they get them picture they go my Facebook. I don't know, you're not
hard to find Facebook. Morning, you beautiful bitch. It's me here to
tell you to have the water, have a poop, and have a great
fucking damn oh man. People have too much. But Mark, it's me
tell you where where? What he tells all the kids when they have the
bus too it's cool. Somebody on the bus he tells me that if after
we go to breakfast, He's like, have a good poop somebody. Um,
yeah, somebody did that. And then yes they did. They did
a bunch of thumb they did. Uh that was for Danny. Let me
say. Uh, they call me the watcher. There's this one that got
sent. We're gonna get these on the website. No, what do you
mean, No, we can't. Well, I didn't put them anywhere I
left them. I mean, I guess I'll see it's on the air.
I mean, I have a don't know. I started having a professional job
now and a big responsibility, and I just have to really watch what I
say, especially I have two jobs in the area. Are we allowed to
wat? Well, actually we I know we're talking about in the era,
but um, the camera sees me. If if I don't talk about it,
we just marked the soldiers. Don't use me on camera. Well,
so you can't be on a camera anymore. Well, if we're going to
talk about what we like to talk about, then I just don't think it's
a good idea, right, someone I can turn his camera. Wow,
the numbers on Facebook just went through the roof camera. You're off camera.
But see, the thing was that you left us with the tease the last
time you were here, saying that you couldn't get to it because Kevin Williams
was on and ying ying inging interview. Thank you, they gave you a
great weather information. Yeah, great weather information. Why do you need somebody
to give you weather information about a fucking flood? He went into stuff that
we didn't even understand. That's all right, we like Kevin watch the watcher.
Yes that is you. Yes, we have discovered on this show that
you like you pay people. Not no, not anymore. I don't even
you have paid okay, you have paid people to watch. And then you
said the last time you were here that you watched people. Yes recently,
yes, from the last time we saw you. Yes, what do you
want details? Well, hanging on a second, what was the tease?
Then you're like, I watched what and then that was the tease and you
walk away? Was that it? Did you blow your load there? I
was kind of trying to be an asshole because the Kevin Williams interview was so
bad. I was trying to be an asshole. I mean, it really
happened, but it's not interesting at all, but I just thought it would
be funny. Wait a second, it really it really happened, but what
it wasn't interesting? So the girl was a freak. So you said he
did? He said that last week. I just don't think there's any think
interesting about this. I don't think it don't I don't think. Okay,
yeah, I don't think. I don't think it did. Let's go with
that. I don't think, so I'll go with Then how come? How
come do you say this stuff? Last week? You give this great big
thing at the end of the day and the girl was a freak. I
can't wait to tell you? Yeah, did I say I can? Yes?
Yeah. Do you want me to go find the audio? No?
I know I probably did, all right, And so what happened? Man?
All right, it's a couple that I know from from a bar that
nobody normally go I I usually go to with that, you know, the
apartment, my apartment or something. No, no clothes, I mean clothes.
But and they're kind of um older, no, no, actually became
younger than me. Well, oh it's gotta be two cheese. Yeah no,
no, no, So it doesn't matter where it was. So I'm
what's that rob so um? They text they threw a texted me. Okay,
hold on, hold on. Every time this couple gets drunk, they'll
throw me a message. And it's always fucking four in the morning. Okay,
all right, And this time you took them up on it. Yes,
you got up at a bed at four o'clock in the morning. Yes,
to go watch these disgusting drunk people trying to have sex. Yes.
And you didn't have to pay anything. No, So what's the point for
them? They get in they're people are into that stuff. Bill, You
don't have to pay people get into that stuff. They're into the being watched.
Yeah, that's they're voyeuristic. Yeah, the virus. Absolutely, they
like someone to watch them. Yeah, okay, And so you went over
there at four am? Yes, man, I'd love to see the state
of this place. It was actually a nice place. You've been there before?
You have him? Yes, okay, I mean I know him about
this. Why would I told me? He told me eleven pm last week?
Yea, because I didn't want anybody to figure this out. Who's gonna
figure one outre This is where see now people have been right in every once
in a while, I think that Mark the Soldier is full of shit,
and I always have to defend back and say no, but maybe maybe I'm
coming around. They're sorry. Maybe, Okay, if you think I'm full
of shit, then I'll go with that. No. I mean now,
I have seen things on your phone, so I know that's not you have.
Yeah, yes, you have. You just showed me like things.
Yeah, no, pun intended, right, Yes there was. Um,
I'm just saying, like, you know, it was uneventful. I shouldn't
have mentioned it because it was really nothing to it. This is worse than
the kid. This is worse than the Kevin Williams interview. Actually, Race
and Randy, You're welcome back anytime. Yeah, yeah, you disappoint me.
Wow, that's not the first Do you think that's the first time I've
heard it? This week? Yeah? This week? Who else said it
today? That you disappoint me? Because I was so excited and people were
excited, they were waiting, they were clamoring. Honestly, that person sent
me a bot. I got a bunch of pictures of your face on people's
thumbs. Uh, they're waiting for the freak story. And then they wanted
the freak story and they couldn't wait, and I'm so excited. Did you
Somebody wrote me and said, did you get to see the check? I'm
like what, I didn't know what they were talking about at first. All
right, all right, all right, all right, all but one is
coming up? You got one coming up? How do you got this on
the books? This is happening? How do you know because it's happening?
Well, I mean at the last minute, or if they decide. You
know, this has been planned for a couple of months. Actually just planning
for a couple of months. It actually hasn't there's been no time for it
to happen. Now we're making time for it to happen. Okay, that's
a Did you buy your tickets already? You gotta get stub hubbub. What
do you do when you go over there? You do bring any accouterments with
you? No, it's it's a very simple oan. That's what I mean.
You know, it's a very word. It's a very simple procedure.
It's a very simple procedure. Is yeah, it is. I already told
you it's just very simple. We've already gone through this a bunch of times.
No, I know you've gone through but it's so strange to me still.
So when you get to the house, you guys have conversation, you
have some drinks. What happens, It depends on the people they leave.
Sometimes it is sometimes that's happened before. I would actually make more sense.
It wouldn't have more sense to me too, because I wouldn't. I think
I would have performance anxiety. Yes, if all of a sudden he came
in and he's just there and I didn't know it and he's just watching,
that's happened everything you're talking about. It has happened at least once, you
know, all of a sudden, like doors open, come in. You
know they don't. Have you gotten any new recruits? Like is there a
quota? No for you? You know, I like a sales quota.
I gotta pick three girls. Maybe I can three girls each month, three
girls a year. Well, no, but three a month that I could
potentially talk into and maybe one of those will pan out. Maybe. I
don't know. And it doesn't worn't that way too much anymore. No,
it's gone downhill for you. It is going a little downhill, And I'm
sorry, I don't know. I kind of went I kind of like you
know, as Matt said, you know, I kind of grew up at
age fifty two and I'm trying to do good for myself right now. And
I'm kind of like, you know, but you said you just went over
and watch them. I did. But the problem what I'm saying is it's
not I'm not paying. There's no money anymore, so you didn't pay.
So it wasn't not an entertaining show. No, he just he doesn't.
I'm just paying. I'm more exciting. She was a freak lass week.
I sucking. It didn't suck. I just still just don't. There's nothing
to it. You don't get to say now. And other times you've directed,
like a porn director can have done that one in the booth, Yeah,
you know. Usually I know about these stories ahead of time. Yeah,
and I didn't know about this one. I'm t I was like,
it's going to be interesting. I don't tell anybody anything anymore because it's just
easier that way to tech the innocent. I have a feeling that if this
really did happen, Matt would have heard about it. No, I think
he would be splitting at the seams. No, because Matt usually knows the
players, so I don't really don't, and I owe it to them not
to tell anybody. So you know, they didn't have to tell me who
it was. I know. But you know he knows the players. He
could probably figure it out. And anyway, so has he ever told you
about these in the past? Yeah? Oh yeah, yeah, So if
he knew the players, then what's the problem. I just don't want tell
anybody. It's not just my it's my business. Now, all right,
here's the thing, all right, all right, all right, it's good
serious here, you know what I mean. No, I'm not a liar.
You are. No, I'm not feel like i'm you're under my phone.
No, here's the thing. I worked for last year to try to
get my life back normal. No drama, no bullshitting. But there was
no drama. There's no strings attacks, there's no drama. No, there's
not. But if I talk about it or tell anybody about it, or
say who it is, that's where the drama stay. Well, you don't
say anything. I know who it is. I mean other than that,
what the fact that you would even admit it to anybody is bizarre to me?
Why it's you? Why? No, I understand that. But I'm
just saying beyond that, you're going to get into a microphone. Yeah you
know, why what the fuck do I care? Okay, tell us a
story. Well, there's really nothing to tell. It wasn't interesting. Well
I got it, I got it. She wasn't. I mean it was.
I tease it because all right, No, here's the thing, Yeah,
really bad. It was two weeks ago. So to me, it
doesn't really there's no I look at it. There's not an excitement. It's
not as good as I thought it was because it was two weeks ago.
And yeah, in your mind, but dude, you don't video, you
don't get a no, you don't take anything. No, you don't snap
a picture. You don't know whip back your phone at some point, go
I need this for later. No. So basically, what you're saying is
Kevin did for us last week with his stories, because it was so exciting
last week. That's right now not so much. No, No, Yeah,
why can't I have a bad story, Kevin Williams kind of, let's
talk about all the guests, Bill, I haven't been terrible. What about
the guy who went to jail and didn't know he was I love that guy.
I booked that guy. Shut up. I love that guy. That
guy he said, I booked that guy. I like that guy. That
guy was good. Yeah, he had an interesting story. He was a
little crazy. No, it was great seeing your face during the whole interview.
Yeah, uncomfortable. Best it is the daughter hates the father. And
yes, that was a bad one. You couldn't figure out that. But
it was interesting. Yes, I got everybody's talking right. And he was
upset, remember, and he was getting himself getting a little emotional on the
phone. It was funny. Yeah, yeah, all right, So there
you go. And then tonight I'm gonna try to help you save yourself with
your cybersecurity. You're giving away your information. You don't know whose house you're
walking into. I do no, no, Well, if I'm doing it
now, if I do it now, I have to know the people,
or at least the grive to know him. I can't do the strange things
anymore because of my That's a big change, because two weeks ago you said
I can't watch somebody I know. I just said you didn't hear it that
you didn't finish when I said I said, you know the girl. I
have to know the girl. It's always been that way. You didn't want
to know the guy. And if I know the guy, I have to
just prepare myself for it. But here's the thing. When you get do
you ever have a guy that you knew and then you were disappointed? You're
like, WHOA, I was expecting more out of that? Yeah? Really?
Yeah? All right, not when you get out of the shower.
I'm talking about like watching something. I understand which guy? All right,
but you have that happened. Everything has happened at least once. Anything you
ask me probably happened once. Okay, because it's a very everybody's so different.
How many years have you been doing this? Fifteen? Okay, maybe
twenty? You could probably they used to have Swingers magazine. I know they
have swinger websites, and I'm sure those people would be more than happy.
I would bet mother there's something on that Rochester reddit somewhere. Yeah, that
would be happy. Though, to let you just come in and watch for
twenty five bucks. I'm afraid to walk into a place. Let's put it
this way. I can't close in the liquor story. Working on weekends.
They asked me to work Sundays. I can't close by myself why because,
Oh, because, yeah, I mean, I mean I had a hard
time on Saturday working PTSD. Yeah, because the going on and people came
in with backpacks. Because when the guy came in, he had a backpack
on, okay, and stuff like that. So just you know, I
mean, it's still really scared. So me walking into a place, what
if I had somebody just walking here right now with a backpack? Do you
get scared? On the school bus of the kids going on? Am I
gonna do? Fuck you? Rainbow Bright? Are not going home? They
don't know I'm going that Chris Kanye show. You and two other people listening.
That's all right. I don't I love busting your chops? Do you
know why? Because whether or not you did or did not, watch the
fact. Look, look the fact that you bring it up and stuff I
find interesting. I do find that interesting. Like psychologically it's a weird thing
to me. I get watching porn, but it would be embarrassed. But
you know, I have me, and you said here, I got you.
You know I have I've seen some stuff, so there's no well,
I haven't seen things that you shot. I've seen things that were sent to
you. Got one thing sent to you. No, I know that things
that were sent to you. But so that that I think is absolutely true.
I didn't once, and I didn't like the fact that I did it
because I don't like that type of stuff. Um, I don't like I
don't like videoing. I don't like that. Oh I don't like you know,
I don't. The lighting is not right. It's very strong shakes when
the other ones were have you have you videoed more than one person? One
couple? Yes. Drunk people always say, you know, I don't give
a shit, and then then they get mad, they get upset, worried
where it goes. Yeah, well, I mean it doesn't go anywhere.
Luckily it's hit. It's in, and it's in and vaults, so you
know, hidden in vaults. Oh yeah, vaults. So nobody catication.
Wait, you probably have to like deepen your phone somewhere. I don't keep
anything in my phone, just so lists of su stuff. I showed you
your eye play. Everything's in my iPad. Ja. Yeah, oh I
got you, and it's all locked away. Can't get in there very long.
Okay, all right, all right, Salt. Thing is just so
bizarre. Do you ever go to a shrink? I go to a shrink.
Yeah, did you ever talk about something like this? And what do
they say? Do they give you? Like I stopped for a man even
knows this. I stopped doing all that stuff for about six months. I
didn't do anything. I didn't anything at all. Okay, all right,
but I'm saying, like, do you think that that's do you? How
do you feel about it? You seem very conflicted by in all honesty,
like all bullshit of the side, you almost seem conflicted by it. Well,
because I'm do you go to Catholic school where I did in thirteen years?
Yeah? Yeah, so I could see where that almost feels like with
all that behind you, like, oh, this is bad I shouldn't be
doing. Is there a shame? Do you have shame? No? Because
here's the thing. This is a difference. I never did when I owned
you know, when I owned the bar, and you know, I worked
to the liquor store, I didn't really have to answer to anybody or anything
like that. But I worked really hard to get where I am right now.
You know, I got a you know, a really good job in
less than a year. Okay, So it's like and all of a sudden
I got another good job. You know, I'm I'm working, you know,
I'm working another place and where you know. Okay, So because of
those things, you don't want to do this. Yeah, I mean I'm
trying to. I'm just trying to. I'm just saying, like, well,
hang on a second. I think that there are doctors. I think
there are lawyers. I think there are people that are high up. I
wouldn't be surprised if Adam Bellow, the county executive where we live, it
goes and gets you know, I know somebody. I know somebody, but
I'll tell you off air. I can't tell you on air. You know
somebody impact in like in a high position. Wow, kind of a kind
of a high press parade. What's that? Yeah? So that likes to
watch or do something else he likes to watch. Yeah, how do you
know? Because of a friend of mine? She she uh did it for
him too, and told you. Yeah, Mark had second ro that night
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have a theorist. Do with it. If you get it out, freaking
die it was so funny. All right, you'll know that you know the
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Cybersecurity's becoming a bigger, bigger thing. And Matt from BtVS here.
He was telling me about a show on Netflix called Deep Fake Love. Yeah,
so give the premise real quick. Here's a deal. My girlfriend loves
these shows, you know, the ninety Day Fiance, blah blah. So
I'm home the other day and I'm looking for something in Netflix. There is
not shit, so I see this as part of something because you watch Fiance.
So I say, what the hell's this? I look at the look
at the description. I'm like, this is kind of interest. It might
be something. She likes it. So I started, and then I realize
nothing's in fucking English. But then once the show starts, like they're doing
the overdubbing. Yeah, and now they're doing the dubbing over and you know,
stuff like that. So I was like, okay, let me try.
First of all, it's very hard to watch that, but very interesting.
They send these couples to this resort and then they separate them and they
go one way and the fiance goes the other way, and then they put
them with singles and they get to hang out the whole week or whatever.
It might have been months, I don't know. And we watched one episode,
okay, but what was interesting about it is they could actually take a
conversation where a girl and the guy were just talking and they could make it
look like they're making out. They can make it look like they're having sex.
They could do anything they want with this AI stuff. It was incredible,
just like thought, just like the thumb things. So i'med is I'med
Hamzas on the line. He is a professor at r T with cybersecurity.
I'm ed. How are you, hey, Bill? How are you doing?
I'm doing well. How much is this deep fake stuff that we're seeing
sort of emerging in AI technology? Which is amazing, but yeah, a
little scary, as as Matt saying, they've made a TV show out of
it, out of Spain where it's called deep deep fake love and you have
to see if it's real or not. I don't think most people can tell,
right, I think I've seen answer that, but I was too weird
to have to watch it. Yeah, so we actually have folks already doing
research in the area where they're trying to build deep fake detectors and so on.
And it is a very interesting area because it's got national security implications as
well. And as you can imagine, one of the first few demonstrations was
a video I think of Barack Obama. I think it was that they had
to demonstrate they made in sales, as I think, and it's it's quite
incredible because then you know, what do you what? Are you just one
thing when it's just you know, it's a movie or or a show.
But it's another thing when it's you know, political leaders or maybe a general
or maybe you know, someone in a conflict somewhere. Um, so it
can be pretty serious. Yeah, it could be very serious. I think
there was CNN had a story but back in April, family got some kind
of I don't know if it was video or it was a call in which
they could hear their daughter's voice screaming followed by a man's voice asking for a
million dollar ransom, and I think emergency responders got involved and figured out that
it was all Ai in fake right, right, And they've played into that
with the with the banking system phone verification where sometimes they would call you.
But if they if someone manages to hijack their phone number and manages to produce
a dtake audio they call it, which is very distinct from the video one.
They can with a few in the same way that they can use a
few samples or images to produce their own images and videos, they can do
it with audio, a few samples of audio to produce what you would sound
like if you were to say something, And so they can do that too.
And so if the if the phone verification depends on the audio and they
full you know, the banking verification multifactory, so if it's based on that,
so it's one of the reasons why that's not as good. Yeah,
So like so many implications of itself. So how do you protect yourself anymore?
Because it's an entire different world, right, It's almost like you're getting
lugged virtually, right. Well, one way to do that is to depend
on the apps for multi factor authentication instead of on phone numbers or on audio.
So there are certain applications which so like Microsoft Authenticator, who will Authenticator
duo things like that which serve as your second like a second password kind of
thing, so that instead of you getting a text message, or instead of
you getting a phone call and you're having a talk to someone who's saying something
with your voice, these apps instead go through your biometrics on your phone as
the chain of authenticity, So they provide a little bit better protection because your
phone number to actually get hijacked. If someone enterprising goes to a particular outlet
and they say someone off or a daviscake ID and the porting to bu they
can temporarily say, oh, I lost my phone mind you know, putting
the number on this yeah, and so they can go back to yes.
Because you would be it would be the best. You wouldn't know what would
have happened all of a sudden. Why would you wish that I know anybody?
What the fun will I Actually I really wouldn't, But I'm just thinking
of all the people that I know. That would be the funny thing.
I make great ratings. You would have the best story about how you got
all of a sudden like you don't want team to send on marks. You
don't think tonight, I protect my protected. I have a question. Yeah,
I'm mark UM, I my iPad. I have what's called a double
vault where I put things in there that I don't want, you know,
to be seen. Is that protective? Can somebody get into that? So?
What is it exactly? Again, it's a folder. Yeah, it's
a folder. It's good. I haven't on my iPad. It's called vault.
Oh it's a bault. Oh that that seems to be pretty okay because
it's uh, probably protected by um instead of your ideute, but it's protected
by your biometric somehow, probably your your you know, your face scan or
you're just pretty cool by the way when they invented that, or your fingerprint
or something like that. So that's that's pretty good. Yeah, that's yeah.
These appolutes those the same way you get into your phone. They use
that as your you know, your authentication. They kind of depend on the
fact that you've used your bone structure to log into it slowed you yet,
so that they can then depend and say, oh, it really is him.
You're saying yes, it's okay. Yeah, So that's uh, those
those are pretty good. That's one way. You know. Another thing that
people are always worried about now are the skimmers and things. Are you better
off paying through Apple pay only because it's it's sort of like if you put
your card in your wallet on your iPhone and then you just scan that,
are you better off doing that than the actual swiping or even letting the chip
be read. So there's different ways, right, and the swiping is ancients
and be forgotten. So, so America spent eight point five billion dollars or
more going from the old magnetic swipe which has your info on it, to
the new emb chips thing where you have to insert the chip, right,
and that instead of sending your data across that Actually a lot of research was
put into that and those folks came up with a system so that you only
send a temporary encrypted version of your info through some protocol. So that so
putting your chip in is one hundred sounds much of yours than trying to you
know, than just swiping, which is very dangerous and more have to be
skimmed with all those skimmers right that used to be at the gas stations and
all that. So you definitely want to use systems that that ideally ask for
a team code, which in this tent there's not a lot because trying to
make things convenient here in Europe and elsewhere. In Egypt, where I'm from,
they actually use those as they call on chip and pin cards. So
when you put your credit card in anywhere, they won't be able to withdraw
unless you provide them with a pinkle that YouTube kind of like your APM card.
Yeah right, and so that's so that's usually a little bit better,
and it's harder to you can still get shimmed, as they call it,
especially the ones that have cafe, which means that they can read someone here
body can kind of if they have a device, and everybody can read the
number or get some basic info off of your card. But they can't produce
that listen it. So they would have to use a card printing machine somewhere,
which by the way, they have cart you know, say in New
Yorkans home place, as they have card printing machines. But so and they
can try to make like a like an old school version of your credit card.
But yeah, and and try to use it as a blank card.
And then if the cop cancerm on camera, let's take an idea, the
guy I can't do much about it, So this can all switch in ten
seconds though, right, all of a sudden they can figure out what's protective,
what you're protecting. All of a sudden they get into that. Then
you have to start over again and it takes some ride and to figure it
out. That's the problem. And it's like these geeks in yeah, well
right, you almost wish they would use your powers for good, right instead
of because these are really smart people. But what what country is probably the
biggest cybersecurity threat to the United States? What do you think? Is it?
Russia? China? So we usually have yeah, we get the biggest
threats if you ask, these are the biggest threats to the US, are
you really? You know, there's a three or four big ones that are
They've got dedicated groups that they pay and that they fund as part of them,
which is China, Russia, North Korea, Iran UM. So there's
those countries that do have their own dedicated teens if you like. And some
of them, especially China very um advance and they will uh and North Korea
is it's kind of funny they're isolated into the Internet, but their groups are
very much into our internet. So yeah, so they know they're at all
about North Korea knew they I didn't think they saw anything. Oh, how
do you think they have fun stuff? They feel an awful lot of money
through a variety of exchanges and things, and they have a shifted over in
crypto. And then they so that the introduction of cryptocurrency has allowed a lot
of ransomwhare but it's also allowed a lot of cyber crime, even from countries
that don't even participate in the global accountry. There's a crazy there's a movie
on Max right now. Guy wishing n the name of it. Anyways,
Um she sold, Um, she sold to Russia. She worked for NASA,
like a NASA type of company. She sold secrets to Russia. Just
throw, just throw, just phone that easy, just phone. So talk
to me about crypto. Since you brought it up, people were so high
on crypto for a while. I had a guy telling me that he was
making his son put about fifteen to twenty five dollars a week aside to buy
crypto. The kid was fifteen years old. Now it seems like the cryptos
sort of fallen off. I don't you don't hear about it, talked or
touted as much. And then you just said that it could be a real
way for cyber criminals to almost I guess launder money in a way. Well,
yeah, it's always been I mean even from the beginning. Is you
know any anonymous sort of none bank connected currencies, you know, it's always
always suspect. It's very liberating. You know, people who who are very
cryptocurrencies and very suxchanges, they find these things very liberating because they get,
you know, a currency that's not linked any pody for a banking system and
all that for you the government, but you know, criminals, those are
lucky for the government. There's a lot of people who like to be identified
pirates. Yeah, yeah, so I I kind of I have no opinion
on a personal as you know, it's not a really well backed sort of
wave. As a medium of exchanged in general, very volatile because it's not
legally tanking. Um so that's why it tanks like forty percent and then writing
against seventy percent, and then you know, so you get these crazy movements.
Um so, I'm kind of curious what happened to that that kid who
was putting them. Yeah, yeah, I will see his dad in about
two weeks, so I will. I'm gonna try to find out he may
have made well out. Yeah, what's the number one thing you would say
to people about protecting themselves in cybersecurity? Most people just run around, you're
in and out. Let's say, Target, Walmart, Wagmans, things like
that are on the internet. You think you have an anti virus thing.
Maybe you got the vault. The vault obviously we're pretty good no that,
but yeah, but some of this anti you know, virus where I mean,
what would you say to people? What is the number one thing they
should be looking out for? One thing, always be aware whenever you're exposing
your information to the world. So whenever you're you're entering something, you're taking
out your credit card, or you're typing in your email address somewhere, or
you're writing your data birth or you're you're you're you're typing something in a in
a web form, or even if you're just talking to somebody. To always
be aware that we're constantly you're opening a window of attack when you're uh.
Your information is UH and it can come in various forms. It could be
from oh, you want something, there's a survey, give us your info
kind of thing. So always be aware that we're constantly under attack, you
know, especially when dealing with um the World Wide Web, and when it
comes to credit cards and so on, try to use the pain feature.
Try to use you try to insert your card, try to be careful,
make sure that nothing looks fishy, and also that you you use the security
features available. If someone's letting you use an advanced method of payment like these,
you know, the Apple Bay, Google pay whatever, those are great.
You try to use them there they give you a buff or if you
can't, then try to insert your card and use a pin or something like
that. Don't revert back to you know, the nineteen nineties and swipe your
card, because you're shifting the liability from the store over to you. And
you remove thesecurity features and an unsecured wireless obscured wireless you you're really sure?
They always say unsecured. Other people can see you on this network, and
yet guarantee people are probably going on, let me just shake my bank balance
while I wait for my oil to be changed on this free internet. It's
not as bad as you used to thanks to all the research is being put
in now the web. If you notice you go to any website, it
will say HTTPS instead of HTTP. The entire web now yeah, yeah,
your your communications are now encrypted by default. Used to be a military technology
in the eighties, used to be you know, illegally even you know,
put it up out there. So now it's by default even thinksbook and things
like that. So thankfully, um, there's been It doesn't mean that we're
bulletproof secure because there's always people trying to hijack your connections and trying to deal
this and seal that you can do what what you know your part, but
also you know, you know, use long passwords, use phrases, use
things like that, these different passwords to different things, write them down,
put them somewhere safe where the vault. Jesus dude, what do you mean
you got a bunch of stuff? They're already. That's a good point because
to get into your vault you probably need your pass code, right right.
Yeah, So I don't know some people there used to be little books sometimes
if you tape it in somewhere they have I I have no idea. I
mean, I couldn't remember. Yeah, that's a very important question, you
know what that is a point of great contential. What's the best way to
write? Yeah, So some people use these services where it's like a centralized
password managers that super encrypts everything with a master password. But then if you
lose a master password, then you know, you know we're in trouble.
But what you can do. What I do is I'd like to write them
down somewhere very safe only I have physical access to nobody else even ANSWER can't
get to And then I like to make them be beautiful phrases like say what
days this Monday? So if your passwords I chatted with Bill Mayan on Monday
with a capital M for the A for example, is just the length of
it? It's good idea. Yeah, problem you're supposed to me. I
think you know he's doing. You're supposed to use You're supposed to use different
passwords, like you said. But I was trying to get into my only
Fans other day and I couldn't remember my passport. So it was like so,
like everything, it's always about length. Yes, it is length.
That one's very different. Yet send me a half hour to figure it out.
You know, Ahmed, you are you're a good sport. Thank you
for your time and you I appreciate it. Ahmed Hamza, who is a
professor overt right, what are you clapping for the only guy I know that
can participate an interview and miss half of it walking around. I had to
go to pathroom so bad, I know, I know. Then you're breaking
around the fridge and you're opening stuff. I'm having a child in here.
You're like a child, bad faces, and then you ask great questions.
You really did. I'm don't even bullshit you ask good questions. I'm kind
of an asshole, I really am. I thought the interview was gonna suck,
and I don't like when you do interviews, so I kind of like
thought that the fuck I like interviews, right, And I here's why some
of these things. I think they're a value to people. Right, this
is something that we probably don't think of. But a short conversation that's maybe
ten to fifteen minutes about ship that could maybe protect you. I mean,
you walked away with some stuff today knowing one that your vault is pretty fairly
secure. That's a nice feeling, right, you can rest no, but
it is, And then all good different way to come up with bass codes,
right, Yeah, and then not to swipe, and I have swiped
recently a few times. Yeah, I don't know what cards. You can't
I think because um, it wasn't reading the chip, so then it was,
and then it and then it freaks me out because then I'm like an
owl? Do I do? Right? That's where I'm going. Sometimes I
just use the Apple pay now and I was reading where the Apple pay is
almost a two part authentication because it's got to go through the Apple. I
don't understand that Apple. You know what, the one is really good.
The cybersecurity has become a big, bigger and bigger deal. But I think
it's gonna become a big deal in the healthcare industry as people's healthcare. You
know, information gets either stolen everything where do we go? Everything can get
stolen. Let's be honest. Yeah, I don't care how great it is.
You can break into it if you try. If someone I'll tell you
what, whoever, waste your time freaking trying to be me. It's gonna
freaking feel really stupid. Yes they will. You know, no bank,
you know a lot of pictures though now thirty four in a bank account,
you don't have negative thirty four one. Damn guy's identity. I was asked
coving for twenty dollars today, So all right, Mark comes from a sad
family. I think we're gonna talk to a sad relative, not not sad,
but that you get backed up he did. Yeah, you see sad
family or thinking that's not sad. People are thinking that frustrated, frustrated,
Okay, frustrated. Well, and you know there's a lot of people in
their family. There's a lot of people that are going through the same thing
and actually worse than he's going through them. Are they not right? His
car was stolen? Yeah, but he was in the car. No,
this is a different day. What now it just got broken into again and
stolen? Oh my gosh second time? Oh wow, Kia or a Sorrento
or a Hundai. Excuse me, I think it's a key, isn't?
Because then and I will tell you what the chief of police Fairport told me
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the other last week? I know, the blueberry the blueberry chicken sandwich sounds
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again, it's like it's ingenious. Would you guys come up with out there?
I'm gonna tell you something that's there. Yeah, that was really good
too. The blessings in them. Chicken tenders are different than anywhere else.
They're bigger than I've ever seen that, I will say, because they got
on with Jamison. He couldn't finish. Yeah, he couldn't finish. He
was like, oh, he's They're the biggest chicken tenders I've ever seen around.
And you know everything's made fresh in house. Yeah, crap, onion
rings are made fresh. And I'm a fat guy. I like food,
So that's a really good. That's interesting thing is my sons in town and
he works for a chain restaurant down where he part time. Yeah, and
he said, somebody asked me the other day, is our fish fresh or
frozen? And he goes in my head. I'm saying, do you know
where you are? Of course it's frozen. Even give me just a moment,
I'll check because I'm like, he's like, I knew what I needed
to say, but I'm you know, and that's that's really good to know.
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Bonus wings have gotten a bad rap because the big overly breaded, crunchy
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oh, they're just they're just breaded a little bit. Well, yeah,
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just couldn't fucking take it. Jesus fucking Christ, what is going on with
this Uncle Jesse, son of a bitch thing? Fucking Uncle Jesse on the
Duke's a hazard? Was cool at fucking Jesse? What is Dan's problems?
And you know what bustin balls is called poland man cards. You gotta have
one first, Danny. But either way it's just breaking fucking balls. But
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They don't help eighty eight sixty six. Danny doesn't like Uncle Jesse.
No, Danny said that he thinks Uncle Jesse who was cooler than Uncle Jesse
in the in nineteen eighty nine, And I go, we're really gonna go
there. I could think of a lot of people that were cool with than
Uncle Jesse at nineteen eighty nine. And this I knew it if I brought
it up. I knew stand Uncle Jesse, we're talking about John Steamo.
Yes, who's fucking cooler in John? Wait? God, David, I
want to see this list because Tom Cruise, Oh, come on, Tom
Cruise was cooler. There was something about John SteamOS. It was cool.
He was TV. Tom Cruise is movie. So we're talking. Okay,
so we go TV two different things. It was cooler than him TV and
Mackey Rourke. I thought it was not in TV movies, but I always
thought he was cooler. And Tom Selleck was still Tom Selleck was on TV.
He was pretty cool. Uncle g J. Hooker, Uncle Jesse was
was Tom about the Adrians? The mad guy? What did the friends?
He was pretty cool? He was he was cool. It was kind of
cool Ericle was cooler. How old is your nephew? He must be thirty
four. Do you even remember John Stamos on Full House? Brad? Absolutely,
I know John Stas love him, Okay it I mean there's cooler than
John Stamos, though, I mean you gotta say that. Scott Bail No,
yeah, Charles and Charge and let me ask you a question about that,
which really bothers me. What I think we might have talked about this.
Okay, it's your band on his Twitter. It's a fucking sequel the
Happy Days. I yeah, I didn't really catch that. But you said
that, but to no, but you go from Happy Days yea, from
the sixties eighties. Oh, it's like the family structure again. The same
character gets the same mother. Yeah everything. Oh I didn't know that.
Yeah, same mother, and he didn't he was his last name because of
that, you think about that. I did not know that. Yeah,
so was he. Hugh Scott beal fan. We fight on Twitter now.
He's and Scott. He's a douchebag. Him and Richard Marks. Richard Marks.
Your fighting with Richard Marks. Yeah, we I interviewed Richard Marks,
had a great conversation my mortal enemy Richard Mark, Richard Scott by well,
rich Scot No, No, here's the weird part. I'm sorry, Brad.
I did not mean to have you on for this. This is too
much. But your your uncle's a very very interesting human being. I mean,
it's his uncle. I think he understands butts. But it's it's you're
talking about two guys on the different side of the political spectrum. Richard Marks
is pretty liberal guy and and they fight for the people, fight out.
It's a little more conservative. No, be yea very right what I'm saying,
he's very conservative. But him and but Bo and Richard Marks. You
gotta watch on Twitter they fight all the time. It's awesome that Richard Marks
has a Day's a Flint Days. That's who he's with. His a's his
wife. He's married. He had Cynthia Roads too. Yeah. Yeah,
and he has a huge house and on Twitter fight with Mark. Yeah what
you just hell over? He'll watch them, He'll watch you. Just him.
Come on, I'm in better have a fucking story about that one.
Your nephew doesn't know about any of that, does he? I don't know
any knows at all. Okay, Brad is on Brad's head been unfortunately the
headlines that have been around the Greater Rochester area and really lots of parts of
the country with um key is being stolen. Uh, you've had just a
string of bad luck almost two weeks apart. Would that be fair to say,
Brad? Uh? To be exact, exactly two weeks when I was
violently attacked and m struck by his vehicles that was also stolen um exactly two
weeks later cut from my own home, look up to broken glass and my
vehicle gone. Uh. Personal items. They ripped out the letters that I
had from people on the glob box, They stole my hockey equipment. They
personally attacked me. It was, yeah, what do you mean kind of
sty what do you go? Personally attacked the first one, the first one
I know they did. Well, if you're going to rip off the letters,
personal letters, you're not stealing them. You're going to rip them in
the hundred pieces and throw them in my back seat. That's to me,
that's a personal attack. So could this have been the first group of people?
It could because they said, you know what I'm saying, like that's
all that they knew where you lived or something. Well, so here's the
thing. Though my driver's license had my parents' addressed. I live with my
fiance at an apartment complex now, so they want to have had the had
address. It's just there's The police told me there's one hundred and twenty of
these vehicles between Hyndez and Kias being stolen a week, so it's obviously azar
the same group. But it's just a weird coincidence that they just happened to
because there's a security feature. So what they do and what my biggest problem
is now them dealing with Um, So when they rip out these steering columns,
Yeah, there's these computer chips in there, and the computer chips now
function when they steal the car. So the issue now is they can't keep
up with these computer chips. So now that they recovered my vehicle and it's
at a dealership, Um, what's going on now is I could still wait
a good three to four months before I could physically see my vehicle ever again,
and you have to pay for all the stuff that went wrong with it
or your insurance. Um correct? I mean I guess it's more strict.
The key is now because now KEIA themselves can't keep up with like covering insurance
fees. YAHNDI right, I couldn't remember. I'm sorry, but but yeah,
either either way, I mean, what a pain in the ass.
You know, I kept saying, like, when your car gets stolen,
it's the worst thing for you and only you, because you're the one who
is inconvenience from everything from a dentist appointment to play in an erect league basketball
game. You need your car. You just you don't work well that that
would be the most Some people are picking up kids like your whole work.
It's the worst and that and that's the part that I think is the most
frustrating. And then on the back end, it's all the stuff with the
insurance and trying to get it back, and so you're inconvenience for a long
time, and then you wind up trying to you know, it sounds like
your parents and your family around, which is nice, but you know,
how much can you ask or to lean on other people? And it gets
expensive. You were uber anywhere and you can understand, yeah, correct,
But I mean and the way it is, um, I've been through Um,
I'm actually recovering alcoholic. I've been through health in my life and my
story, my whole past, which could keep you guys for hours. It's
so good that Penguin Publishing actually wants me to write a book and I'm continuing
to do that book. So the way I look at it, I'm just
lucky that happened to me and not somebody else, because I want to wish
what happened to me to put my worst economy. But the thing is the
way I look at it, um, a car is replaceable, My wallet
is replaceable, my diver's license replaceable. Family like my uncle Mark, good
friends like Matt Reeves over there on the phone. Um, they're not replaceable,
and they're still in my life. And that's just the way I'm staying
positive. I mean, I got more important things in life right now.
I'm not going to have a group of the Kia Boys ruin ruined my good
faith. Yeah, but what about how do you feel about being out places
now after being atta? I mean we saw or heard the report with Berkeley
Green where you were hit by the car and witnesses said you went ten feet.
Yeah, so based on that, I'm not gonna lie. Um,
it was scary at first, Like anytime I go out in public. If
I just see a car parked in a parking lot with tinted windows and I
can't see in the vehicle, I get anxiety and panic attacks, like somebody
could hop a like what why is this car there? Yeah? But now
that my road rash is healing, Um, now that I'm getting more positive
thin on life, it's it's it's just different now now I'm just more like
defensive. Now I just see my biggest fear is what if I was with
my fiance and she was in the passionate seat. Was these guys popped in
hersy and started punching her in the face? You know, yeah, I
can't imagine the number of what ifs they go through through your mind. Let
me ask you on a personal note, are you getting any kind of help
for yourself? Um, like being able to talk to somebody or at least
a gummy once in a while. The commut I have a good I have
a good support system, I have all I have good friends, I have
a loving fiance. My parents are great. Um, so yeah, I
mean I have people that I could talk to it and I could invent too,
and and and it helps to just just talk about it. Yeah.
Absolutely, did you happen to talk to Chris about trading that car in?
So the stand and I'm screwed about is? So? I have a paycheck
to paychek. I worked my ass off, But the timing of the robbery
was I physically That's why I was close to Anderson Avenue. I mean I
was doing running around, but I have advantaged bank, and advantaged bank was
like a half a mile away from the location, and I could only take
five hundred dollars out of my ATM at one point, but I had to
give my fiance rent money, so I took out I had to go to
the bank physically to take out eight hundred dollars cash to give her for run
and streaming networks and Urgin bill and all that stuff. So so after that
happened, and then the issue I have going on now is too they took
everything that I had to my name and my debit card. And the thing
about that is now I'm having trouble with the credit card company or the debit
card with the bank. They're giving me trouble to refund me the money because
they said, you didn't report it to the next day. Why did you
wait so long? I said, Well, because I physically got ran over
by vehicles and I'm not great to possitialize, so I couldn't pull on my
phone and cancel my my my father card. So yeah, so I'm not
getting any money back from the bank. I'm not getting and then my insurance
company said they can't reimburse me from my hockey equipment or my inflatable kayaks,
which is all value. I wrote it all down, almost saw twenty one
hundred dollars. They thought I have to go through homeowners insurance, which I
don't have. I had an apartment, so I took a big financial loss.
Bred do you are you working with Mark on this? I reached out
to him, but at the same time, I mean, I had my
pass too. I'm not trying to personally go after this group of people.
I mean, I'm what happened to me. Just for him to protect you,
just what you're seeing right now, I think I would go with him
or his partner just to help you out, you protect you market talking about
a family attorney, I'm sorry, Okay, yeah, so againting an attorney
involved to try to help you sort through this stuff. Well, because yeah,
but the bank it's easy for them to say no. And if they
get you, Brad, if they get you to not do anything, they
win. They don't want to have to go through the hassle either. It's
a painting the ass for them to try to recoup the money and they've got
to you know, but everything's federally insured, and I yeah, I think
he got at the lawyer the lawyer route for sure. Well, man,
I'm sorry that all this is happening. It sounds terrible. And uh,
I don't know how you do it. You sound like you're remaining positive.
It's it's a one way to get through it. You just gotta you know
the way look at it. It could be worse. I'm still alive.
I mean, I'm not gonna lie. The first incident when that car hit
me, the grill of the car hit me directly in the chests, and
I heard my chests crunch. Oh. And the next thing I know,
I was looking up at the clouds and my first thought was I'm on my
way up to happen I'm dead. And then I'm laying on the ground trying
to get my ship together. And then they rolled down the wind and they
threatened. They said, take your keys out of your pocket. Because I
defended my keys, they got my wallet, and they still even as they
ram me over the vehicle, they still tried to threaten my life and get
my keys. And it's just you know, it took me a minute to
like I was cloudy and fuzzy in the hut. So yeah, Wow,
did you have any cracked ribs in the chest? No? No, I
believe it not. No serious injuries. There's a lot of road rash bumps
and bruises. I mean, I naturally, I um, I fell to
my right side because I knew if I fell back straight backwards, my hat
could have hit the pavement. So I fell to my right side. So
that's why all my road rash happened on my right sides. I kind of
almost like fall in a cradle position. Wow, if that kind of makes
sense, But yeah, I get it. You're almost like in a fetal
positions the way they tell you to protect yourself, you know, from bears
and certain attacks, trying to cover up. Yeah, morgans and going wasn't
a ball. Yeah that makes sense. Well, yeah, I hope you
heal up well, and I hope the PTSD subsides a little bit and that
some kind of resolution comes from all the stuff being stolen out of your car.
That's just awful, well, the PTSD in the Hellman family, but
legitimately so by the way, I mean, these are real things that happened
to you. So I can't. I can't kind of weird it's all happened
kind of all Yeah, yeah, I mean it's really weird. It is
weird. It is where Brad, good luck with everything, all right,
Good on you too. I I don't know what to there's a way to
help him in anyway, because it sounds like they got they know where the
car is, the dealership. Yeah, so it's all that stuff. It's
just all the missing things and the ripped up letters. There's nothing anybody else
can really do. Like he said, he lives in check by check here.
I know that sucks. Yeah, so now the new thing. I'm
walking in here. I went Saturday and the chief of police from Fairport was
picking something up the xtraor and he comes up to me. He goes,
hey, hey, and then starts telling me that the new cars, the
new ones being stolen Toyota and uh Alexus. I knew it was coming.
And they say they pop the headlight out, so they rip out your bumper
and through there they can use a USB that unlocks the door and then somehow
you can I don't know what the thing is. I feel like I'm saying
it all incorrectly. However, he said, this is going to be the
new thing. We started talking about it. He said, I brought it
up to people because I was seeing it happening in other parts that I think
the country, and it's happened in Ogden and which is a town around here
and somewhere else. So if you got Alexus or Toyota, what your budd
Lexus is made by Toyota. My buddy who's a grease cop told me a
few months ago. It's not been out yet, but Toyota is the next
one because they had the same magnition as the keyas and and but this one's
going to get into unlock. It be the one head I gotta turn the
key though. On these right, the pushbuttons one I think are the ones
that can't be stolen. I don't I don't know, didn't tell Okay,
so if you had an older Toyota in that, but yeah, they'll figure
it out. It's a nightmare. Well here's and the thing is, it's
it's this another thing on TikTok. How are people There's no way that a
thirteen four general kids figuring can they I'm just gonna say, I mean,
these aren't smart kids. I don't know. Well they I mean they know,
I mean they are, they probably are like street smart stuff, but
I would think they have to be right. We're taught right, I mean,
look, if you were able to be taught by TikTok, maybe we
could teach. Well, they're on Instagram showing you how to do it.
You know how much money they're making doing this? Oh, I can't imagine.
And some of them it sounds like it's just joy rides because they're banning
them in thirteen, fourteen, fifteen years old because they know they can't be
charged with an adult. So these adults are highering them, paying them a
lot of money to do this, taking the cars, getting whatever they can
out of them, and gone, right, it's freaking crazy. And then
they nothing to ever be done because they're not an adult, right, they're
not an adult. Shit. Yeah, I'm sorry man, the human family,
you got like a mark on you or something. We've had a cloud
over heads wos. I shouldn't laugh. Family members are doing really well,
I don't think. Come on, and they're still in stak ass hockey equipment
now, I mean, seriously, I bags my basement. I don't want
to sit in my basement. Can you sell it? We'll take a moment
and then, uh, Joe Riccado has got a show at Tropics this coming
weekend. Yeah, and so we're gonna find out everybody's favorite song or summer
and I didn't ask Matt, so Matt has to judge. These are songs
about summer, which one is the best that I'm going I had Mark pick
one, Joey picked one, Kevin picked one, and I have one.
Joey gonna sing one. I don't know if Joey will sing one or not.
Is even the joyous noise he is? Yes, his father is fucking
amazing. Yes he is. And he gets up and sings. And I
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summer ever? About summer? Yeah, and Joe Briccado, who has a
show at Trumpets this Friday night, six thirty is on the line, and
this is the song he chose. So it's the number one song or summer.
What the hell is it? What do you mean? What the hell?
Joey cool in the game, Joey, Yes, my man, Yes,
who is it? Can you tell us who this is? Flying the
family Stone? That's right, slying the family Stone. It's a fucking terrible
song. That song sucked. I mean, how is that the best summer
song? That's kind of great? Five to Joey, I'm with you,
no kind of his opinion for me, Joey, I'm listened to this.
What's it about summer? Hot fun in the summertime? What is wrong with
you? Know what? Will Smith's really gone downhill? Yes, the whole
incident. Yes, he's got a song called Summertime that's much better than that
show. I forgot about that one. Will Smith, let's sound like a
bunch of vidiots that Bill, but who's never with him anymore. You just
don't sound like an idiot. I'm saying, you don't sound like an idiot.
The other guy does listen to me. Music is very, very anybody
like I understand if he thinks the song sucks, that's his joyce. Music
is like anything else. Like I looked up on the uh internet today to
get a feel for the answer to that question. That's not And most of
the songs like that song's even before my time, that's like sixty nine or
something. Yeah, so what what what? What I looked at where he's
right is most of the songs that they were listening in the Rolling Stone Top
one hundred summertime songs. Yeah, a lot of were more new rap tunes
that are probably great. I just never heard them. I know what I
did. I did too. Yeah, like this one Joey song. Yeah,
that one's pretty good. Yeah, that's yes, it was, it
was. I wouldn't I wouldn't committed that absolutely, No, it's not.
No, that's when number one in the country still went number one in the
country. Not rap. No, but he did that one, that one
damn good. And the thing is is kid Rocks the exact same ages me.
So this whole song remains hanging out in sharlots. Yeah, I'm sure
skinner summer Yes and mid song the song really hits you know, right,
Joey, here's the song that Kevin submitted. Wait a second, no,
wait for it. Though, you might be throwing a curve here California Girl
yet Wait wait wait with that guy, David Leary, Yeah you got you
got it, reverse the curve. I thought you, I thought you wos.
I knew you went be s boys. I knew it. I didn't
want Rod. Oh you did have gone either way. I love them both.
Yeah, well, Joey's gonna be doing a show and I don't know
Joey any summer songs in the set. Yeah, it's a really happy shot.
But you know what, if I had my choice again, I'd go
with that one. You know, Hot Fun in the Summertime. Listening to
it when you played it, I wasn't deaf. I liked Flying the Family.
Sony was really creative and he had some nice tracks in there. But
after listening to Hot Fun in the Summertime, I like, I want to
go with California Girls in my picture. So you're gonna take it back that
I'm an idiot. That's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take back that
I'm an idiot. Well, I'm gonna hold my reserve. Well, Joey,
what I meant listening to me? Because I don't like insulting people.
I didn't mean. I wasn't saying you're an idiot. I'm okay with it.
What idiot view it was the viewpoint? It was an idiotic viewpoint,
because it's like you really remember when you look at like like people who judge
art wheels, those people that go to art museums in New York and they
look at that toilet on the wall that's got a urine spaine and they think
it's the most, you know, beautiful piece. There are people that happen.
I will tell you artists just happenroom Sundays, not on the wall anymore.
Or was that me last night in the bar way? I was good.
I can't enough for her. You made art, you made beautiful art
of bath. I might have made beautiful personal art last night. I was
a little distorted last night, so I gotta have to get myself right.
I didn't mean that. I wasn't calling you an idiot. I was upset
that music is what's that word subject? Subject? Yes, there's some music
that people hate it I love and vice versa, and I give them all
credit. But you know I can't. I didn't. I couldn't believe on
how many of the songs that were in the Rolling Stone Top one hundred.
Not that I'm saying it's bad. I'm just saying that, man, there
was a lot of most of them were like rap. I thought the same
thing when I even went off the grid with California Girls, because that wasn't
even on the list. It wasn't and that, you know, even hearing
David's version, you know, I was that was my heir in in the
mid eighties when that came out, and that was like a good version.
He had a he had a big hit with that. Oh yeah, then
I this was my submission right here, R please there you go, Will
Smith, summertime, keep my motherfucking wife's name out of your mom. I
still want to gun down heavily over there oys. Summer right there, Summer
sixty nine, summer a good right there, yeah, Summer sixty nine about
we learned a Room No One. He just said that I thought it was
pretty good, even though it's been playing. You know, they've all been
overplayed, But I do like that. Boys the Summer by Don Henley.
Wires have a good version of it too. It's not good. I like
the cars. Yeah, no, that would have been the lyrics for that.
I pretty you know, I love that. You know that too was
playing on the radio. Something more that Yeah on the candle Yeah that sticker,
that stick Yeah, that's a great song. Yeah, that's that's a
pretty good too. I don't know if it's a summer too. It's basically
a break breakup too, you know. I wanted to try to keep the
idea. Like Bill said, and like you guys says, you gotta have
a happy summer. Yes, yes, so sometimes it is happy breaking up.
Are you doing any stand up at my show? Well? I get
a little nervous now because everybody's there to see music, and I'm supposed to
stand up and go hey, folks, you're ready to laugh, But I
could. I mean, let's do it. It's the joyous noise. Yes,
everybody have a nice time. And you're a celebrity, a celebrity and
people know you, and you're being kind enough to come down and then there's
just the Joes and watered the band, and you're staying a couple of funny
proment because they don't like it. That's their problems. All right, Well,
I won't do a lot. I'll let's say, we'll keep it to
five to ten. Can I introduce Bill? No you cannot. Yeah,
if you want to, Christ Joey, don't open this ing circus, will
mark the thumb make an appearance. We like frearing circuses. I will tell
you that Joey does a hell of a show. I think the band is
great. The band he's with this good. I'm not so sure about him.
Oh, idiot didn't say that. The idiot didn't the other idiot's let's
not hurt each other. I appolicate. No, that wasn't a guy called
the idiot. That's ever. But he's teasing Jim busting balls. Man,
you're good. I like you. I don't know why I didn't need to
hurt anybody. Didn't you didn't. Is your dad gonna get up and play
chuck? That's you've got some feelings. But you know the other two guys
they don't even have feelings. You're right. They take pride in knowing they
don't have empathy, and certainly they don't have empathy, which really bothers me,
you know, so, so hold on, hold on, st he's
still insulting us. Yes, yes he is. You are too. Do
you hear what you just fucking say? You have no empathy? Why are
you swearing all the time? You're a vulgar human? Do you think that's
discussing? Wait till he sings, Oh, no, I've opened up a
cannibal. Is Chuck gonna be performing with you? God willing? Yes,
head it the golfers, stuffody, everything looks good. He's gonna be there.
And you know, it's a very odd feeling that you work your ass
for shows. I do hundreds of them a year, and when I do
them with my father, who's something older than me, obviously he steals my
show every time, so kind of hurts my feelings. But he's amazing.
I'm lucky, you know. Don't let him steal the show as lousy can.
That's great, the fact that you guys can actually share time on stage
like that, until it really I'm glad you touched that you do have empathy,
and I'm just an asshole. Ninety nine percent of the time. So
Joey Hello, Wow, No, it's really good. He loves your Bill.
We've been on your show many times. Even he always talks about Bill,
and you know he's he's um, he's I'm enough to do four tunes
in the middle of the set. Bill, I'm being honest with you about
this band. I gotta I got a new drummer and a bass player.
Not out of any bad situations. No, from Dan who's on the shows,
his band has has uh switched uff reimage themselves. They're now called you
ready for this name? Don't know yet is the name of the band?
What was the name before Diggler's Bridge. You know, I know everybody,
but there's two things that we do that nobody else does. First of all,
worthy, I'm the only really not not the only one. I shouldn't
say, but we're the only original band that rocks the house in this town.
There's nobody that comes you know that you've got with the original songs.
Yeah, I would say that? Is that fair? The same with that?
Yeah, he stays do his He's hasn't changed. He stayed his Uh.
He seemed to his originals for as long as I've I've known him.
Twenty five years. So yeah, who are you talking about? You?
That's pretty impressive. Yeah, And I made a living at it, and
it's hard and it's getting hot, you know, this whole thing about um,
it's a real joy. But you know what I'm doing, I'm doing
Whenever I do a cover, like I'm doing probably twenty seven songs, I'm
probably gonna do five to six, but they're really well. If I want
to do a cover, I want to make it my own and it's sorry.
Like I do a cover of a Mottown song. You know, everybody
and their mothers covered Mottown songs, and I respect that's a great song.
So I did this version of eight No Mountain High Enough with my uh background
singer or I call her a lead singer, Terese Laps. He's great and
she's really added a lot to my show. And man, it's so different.
I'm doing a version of this is cool. I just I really grew
on me. I'm doing. You know that Zeppelin has a lot of great
songs, especially around here. They loved, their loved all all over the
world. I'm a fan of Love Zeppelin obviously, and um, you know,
there's so many classic several songs. One of them, you know,
it's been a long tiss. It's a rock and roll that one there with
a great bond and beat, and I picked up a guitar and I played
it like a rockabilly song, you know, like a to E to G.
It's been a long times. It's a retinue roll it all right,
all right, I tell you I've already I was, and I was it
just it was just a lock and I'm so excited about it. I'm opening
my show with it. I bean like, okay, and it's so simple,
like let me let me sing it to before right now, Okay,
go ahead, let's hear it. It's real simple. So what I liked
about it is that's whe being the kind of band that really was based upon
early rocket roll of blues, and that was their influence, and they talked
a lot of it, especially on the first few albums, which it's like
journey. It sounds like nicking the song and bring it back to it originated
like to a fifties racket really or something like that. It's been at all
tick. It's a rapping a roll all It's a different show. Back the
bath, the Bath maybe, oh yeah, because it's then though, Dad
and all Dad, Alan, No, No, no, Dad. He
actually sounds like Elvin you know what I mean? Yeah, I like that.
I like that. I like that a lot. Yeah, there you
go, very good. Kind of like it. It's kind of like a
Johnny Cash or up Elvis, you know, like like the Elvis taking on
it. I'm fighting about it? Am I wrong? You're listening to listen
me on the VIP list? I want to come listen. You're playing a
great venue, John you're going out taking timpathy and kindness, or you're doing
the ninety nine. Hog it out with you. I'll do the one percent
for you. You got to lock it. If you're a friend of Bills.
You guys are on the show. Anybody on the show is always a
guest who coach hold no sho. I always like the song. Oh man,
I'm doing a duet with my father on that tomorrow. Okay, very
cool, man? Or I got two guitar players now background. No.
So here's the funny part that I want to tell you about. First of
all, I want to tell you about the news that nobody's heard, and
I'm gonna say it on your show because I'm excited about it, okay,
and it's all it's at the end of the world. But you know,
it's something I've been fighting before. I mean, I'm out there hustling,
trying to find my little niche here and there. You know, it's not
easy, but it's fun and I can do it and still on and so
forth. And I got a lot of irons in the fire. I got
people. I got the team of people that are picturing my song the country
artist. I got things going here and whatever it is, man, you
know, it's like fiction, you know, But I had the time in
the drive to do it. So something I like that saying, even a
blind squirrel finds an acorn now and again. So this Friday weather rain or
shot, and I keep on going back to the show will go on.
I hope we will stay outside. It looks like it's turninents. I'm gonna
be fine. Seventy six. I just said, you know, I got
a nice, big sound system coming in. I can't risk it unless if
it's gonna be thunderstorms. You know, I got to make the decision that
day. But the show will go on. I will the doors open at
six o'clock. You'll go on about six thirty. I'll go on a quarter
to seven in order to rock the house for three hours straight. You know
what I mean. Tell me, I have a question. How do I
get tickets to that? Not? But you get them at the door.
Now, somebody wants to contact me on Facebook to get disc I'll still offer
the discount, which is five dollars off a ticket. I'll put you on
the roll call up the must call up inbox me and they're twenty five at
the door in twenty in a dance. Okay, it's great. Hundreds of
them should already. So tell me about the time you sang for Joe Namath
in New York City. Oh, that was great. I got film of
that. You've seen that film? No, I haven't. I'm looking at
a still shot of it, but I haven't seen the film. Dude,
I got the film of me singing to him. I'll set to see some
other. I mean, i'd have to look for it. But so classic
I was. I'm singing thank you Soldier on Foxing Crimes before I knew it
was a right wing political It wasn't that bad at the time. It was
seven years ago, and I had no intentions. I didn't even know what
Foxing Friends was, okay in my song, I've always fought for that thing.
I consider myself an independent. I think both sides of the lines are
completely corrupt in rotten as a whole. But I've noticed people that I've liked
it have been conservative, and I know the people that I've liked it have
been democratic. And you know, it's just like any other group of dan
kind and whatever it is. There's there's great individuals, but like any other
group mentality, they're just fucking terribul Because I wanted to know part of the
crew, you know, like I'm like, you're always part of crew.
No, So Joe Namath was backstage. He was going either he went on
first a second or I think no, he came after. Of course I
was the opening act. I mean, he's a legend of New York,
right, Joe name. We were in the back room and I got a
video of Chuck so it was so classic, and I say, I'm actually
opening up the second song He's just a guy named Joe, which I just
recut with Tony Levin. It's so funky, Bro, I'll send you that
too. I mean, I like it so much, I'm going to play
it my second song. It's just like it said, welcome to the Joe
kind of thing. You know, it's funny. So I was backstage and
you know, I didn't know this, but Joe Joe names. I'm sure
you guys know this was a real bad alcoholic. You know, I didn't
know that he was all over Susan Cooler on Monday name football, Yeah,
I want to kiss you. Yeah. Yeah. So this is a few
years you know, this was seven years ago through a W twooy sixteen,
so he must have been way past that by that he had And part of
the song goes, I let the truth creator around the class, watching mute,
watching movies, listen to class late grass when I drink sometimes I just
can't stop when a drink. And I didn't know and when I'm singing,
he's going yeah yeah because And at the end of the class it was really
funny. I mean, we were gonna go out to me. He goes,
you want to go out to launching me? My father looked at each
other like, yeah, we'll wait till your interview. Fuck. Yeah.
I go out to lunch in New York City with the you know, the
King of the Joes, and I said, yeah, we'll go and we
waited and he goes, Guys, I hate to tell you this. I
did just got a call for my daughter. But whatever, I'm not gonna
be able to do. And he gave us a big uns and that was
it. But he was cool, man, you know, very very good
roadway Joe, Broadway, Joe. We'll see the Joes and one Tropics this
Friday night. Get there at six, show starts at six thirty. Joe
goes on at sixty five. I would love it. I mean, I'm
really proud of this band. I got a brand new drummer. This guy's
blowing my mind. He's really inspired in my music. And it's just it's
just gonna be I'm looking forward to it. Man. You know, there's
a lot of offerings during the summer, which I realized, you know what
I mean, you can't expect. But the tickets that I sold in advance,
I mean are a lot. So that means that people are being moved
by the band. I mean, I liked. It meant a lot to
me because I'm a fan of yours. I've always felt that you've had talents
and you you're exercising. I told you this personally, I told you online,
and I think you felt the same way about me. And it was
good that you, finally, about four or five years ago, came out.
Even though we did a lot of shows together, we never really came
out and really listened to what I'm doing. And once you did that,
I think it brought us closer. Because you know, I'm not saying it.
I was happy that you were moved by the music that I I really
it was a movement and it was really really good. Yes, sir,
thank you. You know, it was a fun show that we had that
you were there and you were quite lit up. Talk about Joe Namath.
This guy was just call them out. What are you talking about? Where
the brewery? The brewery, the Fairport Brewery. That's drunk. Oh my
god, you ain't seen ship. You were talking and you were taught your
words of here real that's how he does comedy now too. Just so you're
aware. Well, thank you, thank you, Joe. I don't I
don't think that that's true. You weren't that bad. It was good to
see you, Lucien enough to stay the whole night, which all right,
but listen, you're a beautiful guy. Both all three years I've grown to,
you know, tolerate. Not sure when you hang up you'll insult me
again. But no, well we're gonna saw you right now. You see
me. I'm a big fan of no one say that. All right,
joe seen you before. I think you're good. So Stu freaking sing.
Yeah, all right, we will. We'll see you're dead better, but
we'll see Jesus. It's always hey, there's no always room for growth,
right, yeah, we'll see you Friday. Tropics, Joey Bricado and the
Joyous Noise JB and the Joyous Noise. Yeah, man, keep rocking you
guys, do well, see you Joey. There he goes Jocado. Bill's
kicking us up the show. I thought it was funny. I don't know
like he gets. He's very sensitive to that stuff. So like I can't
say it. I've had I've had moments the phone to him. I've had
a moment with Joey. Rockabilly was good though. No, it is where
I yelled at him one time. That was probably when you were drunk,
you know, I was sober and he was going on a different show.
He was supposed to come on our show once and he totally stiffed, wouldn't
return the call. Anything doesn't matter. There's an interesting time in my radio
career and he, you know, people were choosing alliances. He said he'd
come on, so you're kind of counting on it. And then it's almost
a year or two later and he's in the green room waiting to go on
a different show, and I went down and go, you're a fucking asshole.
Good for you. Yeah, And then after that he and I became
someone friendly and I find him funny and I do think the music is entertaining,
and he's trying. He's hustling. You know, he's just out there.
He's out there hustling. That's it. I can't believe you sold that
Mane tickets already at twenty five bucks a piece in Rochester. Well he did
it. Yes, I would want to Love and Cup and the place was
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a little smaller, more of his style though. That's a Loving Cup play.
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Oh you know what, Mike Campbell is so fucking underrated. Yeah,
when we went and saw Tom Patty, he stands this with It's an honor.
He's like, he stands right next to the time, right next when
he was playing. Yeah, he was Petty's guy, I mean yeah.
So he writes this music, and Petty's looking for stuff for a new album
and all this, and Mike goes and plays but no lyrics, just this
right, okay, And Tom goes, I don't know, man, I
really don't have anything I can do with it. I don't know. And
Jimmy Iovine was there and he said, hey, Don Henley's looking for music
for a solo album. I think this was Don's first solo album. And
he goes he's looking for music for a solo album. So, according to
the story, Mike Campbell gets in touch with Don Henley, is invited over
to Don's house, comes in with a cassette. Don is sitting at the
end of something like big long table, and he kind of motions to him
to sit down, and Mike he plays it for him, and he goes,
all right, thanks, And the next thing he knows that it had
all gone on and al came boys the summer who was his music? And
he gets writing credit on it. But he did Mike didn't know. He's
like, Don was like cold and not. I don't know much that I
don't know anything about. That's his person, that's his perisona though. Yeah,
I mean, but I guess it's it must be reality according to this
story. And again you always hear these things and I don't know where the
truth lies. And I've heard tons of stories about he has no bedside manner.
Oh you know what I mean. Yeah, but he's a genius.
So I guess that works out well. It worked Uh yeah, yeah,
you're right, it did work out pretty well. Feel like I won that
competition pretty well. Going away, I had and California did both those.
Everybody loved that, even Joey switched this up Sly and the Families This sucks.
Who the fuck funk who funk man Old school Funk Big Sly and the
Family Stone for his summer freaking song Come on, come on summertime right here.
Listen to that, all original real instruments being played and spring. It's
like like the girl Man much him tough to Magic Dragon is Peter Paul and
Mary sli Man slide of Family Stone pop out? It was a rolling stone?
Uh somebody rolling? Did I get scammed? This happened to me about
one o'clock Sunday morning. I drove back from New York City. I stopped
at a fast food drive through for a quick combo meal and back on the
road. When I placed my order, they told me the prices are higher
from eleven pm until five am. Woh or higher anyway high on the anyway?
Yeah, yeah, you pay like but I mean even up higher?
Would that be? So the prices on their food board outside were not correct.
Now it costs me three to four dollars more per combo meal. We'll
just fucking pete. You're nothing else sudden, Well, that's the thing it's
like the person did, but it's this legal. It was their question.
Yes it's legal. You can raise the price on anything, can't you.
Mate. I think you can raise your perce anytime you want. And think
about those people overnight well paid, probably double. That's actually why the hell
are they wait? Who's opened that late? Though? First of all,
I don't know. I think they suck. I hate You're terrible. I
hate them. It's so narrow and it's too small room and the bathrooms aren't
pick enough. It's a mess. They spend all that money and they suck.
Stupidest fucking thing. Whoever designed this is laughing their asses off were driving.
I mean they lighten that fucking thing. They look cool, they look
right. I mean when you're in there at first, and you work in
fucking Starbucks, you got thirty assholes in front of you, right for their
gods. And then the one I was at had Popeyes in it too.
The line from Popeyes was out and around. You couldn't get to the bathroom.
No one knew where the bathroom line started. And even at their just
irregular concessions whenever they have where you grabbed like a soda or something. Yeah,
that was all, can't you imagine what it's going to get the Chick
fil As are. They're gonna get a Chick chick and they're gonna they'll be
closed on Sundays, which takes brilliant on your business travel that right, But
why would they? I know they are, but I which is even tough
because I'm pretty sure Chick fil A has something in Mercedes ben Stadium. They
do, and I don't think they can help the game. So it's like
Monday night football. Ye, still, you're missing eighty thousand people for a
Falcons game. I remember hearing about somebody going to Chick fil A and bringing
their own tomato to put on the sandwich. Have you ever seen anybody travel
somewhere with their tomatoes. I've brought a road burger to bTB Ones, just
having wasn't it. What did Hillary Clinton say something about having hot sauce in
her purse. I think she was trying to relate to people. But I
knew people who kept like certain condiments in in a bag and they just bring
in a restaurant. I know somebody that you know, you know, is
that someone that brings their own sauce to places, brings their own. Oh
yeah, I bet I do you know? Yeah? Yeah? Would he
be a football guy? Yes, yeah, I thought definitely worth caring around.
No, I'm not. I'm gonna say I love it. I think
it's great. I'm I'm gonna say that's fine, it's fine. Hey,
it's okay. Kevin did the New England Patriots fuck up by not taking DeAndre
Hopkins. It wasn't gonna make a difference. You don't think so, because
the question and the big thing in nice us and talking head to talk about
this today. You've got your quarterback going into his third year, kind of
a crucial year for a quarterback, and they got him no help. He's
I mean, he's he's got some weapons, and he's got DeVante Parker.
He's got Kendrick Born who should be able to step up this year. He's
got a rookie that should be able to hopefully jump in and do something.
What his problem was last year was he had a guy who was defensive Coach
of the Year calling offensive plays right, and Matt Patricia was not at the
offensive coordinator. Not two things I've heard in the last I could have called
Bill Belichick hot seat, Yeah, which is nuts. I've been. I've
been hearing those kind of rumblings as well. I've heard of the debate is
he on it? Is he not on it? But the fact that hot
seat and here are mentioned in the same sentence, craft are not getting along.
Okay. The best I've seen recently, though, is a Scante Samuel
coming out and talking shit about Bill Belichick on Twitter and Durrell Reevas just just
peeling into like, you suck, you cost Brady a super Bowl. You're
a piece of You should have had that interception against the Giants. Wow.
So today they see the front runner for Delvin Cook is a New England Patriots.
Oh no, that would be a problem. Wait a minute, that
would be a problem. Imagine putting a running back there. No, oh
yes, I mean yes I can, but I don't. I don't know
how how's your defense? I don't really know your defense. And the running
backs aren't bad either. I mean they've got Ramanda who that division's pretty fucking
yeah. Oh yeah, you got the Bills who have a really good offense,
pretty good defense. You have Miami with a really good offense. I
think a pretty good defense. Jets defense, Jets defense. Everybody thinks the
Pats are gonna roll over and die, and that the vision is just gonna
be each other up they are. It's like the NFC's back in the early
nineties, beat the shit out each other and whoever comes out comes. Don't
like this. But then Hopkins he goes to Tennessee and I don't know that
it's a bad place for him to end up. Now people go, well,
it's Ryan Tannehill throwing the ball. Okay, but I mean Ryan Tannehill
can throw back. You guys talked about it last night too. They just
got rid of what a J. Brown. Yes, huge mistake. I
don't know. I think it's a money thing. And I think it also
goes back to the head coach. Fable, I think was the defensive coordinator
in Texas when DeAndre was there and had a great season, and I love
you, and I think the other part of it was Bill O'Brien who was
the head coach and maybe it was he GM as well in Texas when DeAndre
Hopkins is there that they didn't get along. He made the trade. Yeah
he nothing. Remember it was like a fifth round picking and running back.
It was. It was. It was a Bill Belichick trade. You've pissed
me off. Yeah, enjoyed Cleveland. Yeah yeah, and I'll take nothing
in he got written out of town for it. Yeah, that's funny.
Well, uh, and season, it could be it could be that AFC
East looks really tough, saying because the Jets defensively looked pretty good and offensively,
who knows what's going to happen, right, I mean, it looks
like you got the offensive player of the year wide receiver Rogers has to be
able to hit him, right, Yeah. Maybe the West looks looks didn't
they have the rookie offensive and defensive player last year at the Chess Ya Gardner.
He's actually people think is a number one corner in football. Yeah,
right after one year, which is pretty fun. Okay, so you got
that, But DFC West is tough too. You got Oakland, you got
Kansas City, you got Denver's gonna bounce back. Denver's not bouncing back?
Why because last year and then and then they're saying they have to Russell Wilson.
He's cooked. They say, Russell Wilson is going to be so much
better this season because Sean Payton's there. I don't know, he did so
much with Drew Brees. I don't know. Well, they're saying that he
kind of did kind of resurrect Drew Brees, and they're gonna put in that
kind of a style of an offense. They won one super Bowl with Drew
Brees, who is much better than Drew. Yeah, one of the most
accurate pastors ever. Yeah, Yeah, phenomenal guy. This is gonna be
a very interesting season. I I it doesn't feel good for me to the
Bills, and then when I see the ranking the quarterbacks and the Josh Allen
has been at three the past two seasons. He got homes and I forget
who they had it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it was
Joe Burrow. I think that's that's a toss up, to be honest with
those those two are a toss ups in he's a different Austrillon. I think
Monday should be decad you know, dedicated to NFL football come September. Yeah,
I think it will. Yeah, we can crying whine about you know
what. I don't even have fun watching Bills games anymore. So why because
they stressed the whole time? Like, just come out one week and watch
Mark at a Bills game at BTV. Just come, I think we should
be foot. He's almost as bad as I am with my team. He's
bad marks. Actually he's worse marks. First play of the game, if
it's a sack, that's it. We fucking lost and he's done. What's
with you? He's s just I've never been. How about comebacks? How
about you know, believe in your team. Believe it's usually usually he's hammered
by the time to come back. That's true. You like to watch,
so you should be able to sit to watch football. Yes, yes,
they do. I know he used to be able to sit back and get
sometimes the thumbs out, the thumbs up from Mark. Somebody wrote in saying,
um, they were very disappointed in your stories, and hey, look
we needed to have one bad segment. I have to say I'm very disappointed
as well. It's looking for a good story, all right. Maybe next
week from Matt Reese from bTB for MARKU, who actually had some good questions
for cybersecurity. For Kevin Muir, I'm Bill Moran. We'll see you tomorrow.