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Of course we have to. We
have to put this in. How it

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turns back into a dog at the
end is so perfect to its Imagine seeing

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that. Imagine seeing that through the
window and you run in to try to

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help your kid. It's a dog
again. You're like, hey, look,

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get mean you broes, I've got
a black minorities. Oh ship bars,

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Chris, are you watching? Uh? I know Sweeney is Are you

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watching X Men ninety seven? Stop
calm down this episode. So, so

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here's the thing. I'm not watching
X Men ninety seven because I never really

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even watched the original show, and
so I feel like I have no real

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CONTEXTR. Yeah, I saw episodes
of it, but like I know,

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I didn't watch sequential TV until way
the fuck Like even at when Avatar the

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Last Airbender was out, I was
like, I don't know the fuck's going

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on those episodes out of orders?
Spider Man? Did you watch Spider Man

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when it came out, like when
it was like around I watched, Well,

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I watched Okay, I watched Spider
Man somewhat in order because I had

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I had VHS tapes of like this, like not the seasons, but there

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would be like like a couple Yeah, it would be like a couple like

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I had the Incidia six arc on
like a VHS tape. I remember that,

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and so like I understood that,
but even then I didn't because there

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was no way to There was no
way I was remembering when TV shows would

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be on ever. There was no
just oh, a new episode of this

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at like seven pm on Friday.
Catch it, and it's like if if

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I remember maybe, And there was
no way to like google it or look

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it up if you missed it.
There was no way to stream it.

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So if I missed it, I
missed it, and then I just lost

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all interest in it. So I
watch, but I did watch, say

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entirety of it event watch, but
I have not eventually like when it was

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like streaming or something like that.
Like, yeah, I remember, I

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remember vividly when everything was put up
on Netflix, and that was all I

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did for like a couple of weeks
exactly do anything else like that. And

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remember when we moved out, they
just put on Netflix. Like when we

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moved out to California that week,
they had just put it all on Netflix.

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They put on Netflix. Spider Man
was on there, Spider MANU Limited

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was on there too, and I
was like this is late. It's weird

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because I know, I know,
I've seen every episode of Spider Man,

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like I know that, but I
never saw them in any order, like

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in a specific like sequential line,
so like I knew what happened, but

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it was all jumbled. But X
Men I only watched, Like I think,

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I'm only saying I've only seen like
four episodes of X Men in my

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entire life. Oh you gotta,
Okay, so you gotta you gotta watch

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it because why this. If X
Men ninety seven did not exist, I

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would say you don't need to watch
the X Men animated series because like if

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you're not if you're not invested in
the X Men, like say like Swen

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or I Am or something, then
whatever, you can skip it. X

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Men ninety seven has no business being
as good as this. It's fucking weird.

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Its weird how good it is.
And and one more thing it all

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Buck confirms this episode they're bringing all
of the stuff back now it's this last

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episode. All Buck confirmed Spider Man's
coming back. Very likely Fantastic Fours coming

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back. We're probably gonna get the
Halt cartoon again. Maybe maybe Silver Surfer

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because this episode, maybe we might, we might, we might, You'll

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see what happens. We might dog
shit and they're never there. It was

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it was dog shit. It was
dog shit, but it was philosophical and

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a strange. If I was like
six and I was like, I don't

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get this, bro that you know
happened, fucking student, maybe some hyper

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autistic kid was like, this is
fantastic, and then that's it, because

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you know, I loved it.
Was terrible for a cartoon, like I

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loved it because it was cool because
I watched it. It had one good

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scene. It had one good scene
had where Galactus came to Earth and a

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ghostwriter gave him the penance there and
God was like I'm out and he dipped

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and he flew away and I was
like what does that mean? And my

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brain tried to conceptualize it that.
I was like, I'm four, if

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I am I remember correctly, was
was Lady Death? Did Lady Death actually

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making appearance in that series? Because
because that show often it did everything outside

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of Earth pretty much. Yeah,
so you saw Panos quite a few times.

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I do remember that. I remember
Thanos and Lady Deaf and this was

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this was around the time I was
getting into like the Infinity Gauntlet and all

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this ship because I was curious about
this fucking who the fuck is this guy?

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Marvesus Captain Too had Panos in it, and I'm like, who then

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are these people? Marvus capcop Toos
is such a terrible depiction of Thanos.

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He sucks so hard about that.
My friend taught me about that because he

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was like, this is bullshit?
Do you have Thanos destroyed everything by fucking

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like he was like just with the
snap of his he was he was going

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off. He was going off in
a way that I never fighting. It's

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a fighting that like you play Dragon
Ball eating It's no, no, no,

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Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris
Chris. It's a bad depiction of

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him because in every other fighting game
at least the character somewhat acts like what

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they are does He makes bubbles around
you, bubbles around that like slap either

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like Spanky or some ship, and
I'm like the balance I do not remember

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Spider Man had a web gun and
Marva's capcom too. He just shot webs

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on a gun at you. You're
like, what is going on? It's

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pretty webs. He's so not like
you know, how there's he should have

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been one of those like op characters, like a Magneto is in that game,

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Like there are certain characters that are
like, oh, they they put

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some TLC into this character. Fanos
was really an afterthought, like and there

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were people that were like real nerds, real nerds that I talked to that

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were like really upset, and since
I didn't really know that I was just

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learning about the cosmic Wars, I
didn't I didn't really get into a lot

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of that ship until I was closer
to an adult to where when I was

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younger, I was like, Oh, this is interesting, but there's too

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much shit already. I don't have
time for this. That's why I like

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watching Silver Surfer as a kid.
What is this bullshit? The only kid

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that sat there and was like,
ah, I get it. Only I

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think I flipped the channel over.
I flipped the channel over to the Silver

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Surfer cartoon once and I was like, oh, he's gray, and then

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switch it away with that. It
was the Marvel comics in general were just

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like I didn't know what the Infinity
Gaunlet was until like literally they showed it

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in the movie, Like literally,
I was like, who the fuck this

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is not? This has no this
has no cultural significance outside of this specific

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sphere until like that movie came out
and then like everybody knew. Everybody knew.

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I I feel I feel like I
feel like if people knew about it,

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but it wasn't like they did not. Oh, it wasn't like the

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thing like everybody'd be like, everybody'd
be like if if you ask, the

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nerd would know, you know what
the thing about it is, Like I

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was, I'm a perfect I'm a
perfect example of somebody who was like,

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like, I liked Spider Man a
lot, and I liked these characters a

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lot, and I didn't even know
about it because I'm like at that precipice

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where it's like, yeah, I
like you like Spider Man. That's it.

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You don't really like you just like
spider Man. You don't like what

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I liked anything. You just like
Spider Man. That's it. You know,

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No, that's not true. I
liked I liked more superheroes when I

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was younger, for sure, Like
I was actually like, I really like

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the Superman animated series. I really
liked the Batman animated series. I really

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liked that stuff. And then it
just kind of got to the point where,

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again, you like you like Spider
Man almost exclusively out of Marvel.

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That's like your favorite Marvel person a. Growing up, like most people didn't

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fuck was like any cosmic ship though, because you wouldn't know about it,

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Like that's why people are nerds.
If a nerder were like, oh shitting

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now, because like I want,
even when I was a little one,

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I was playing Marvels capcom two.
I saw Fanos before, and I just

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knew he was big and purple and
he had like a fucking like he looked

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like Grimace to me mostly, and
I was like, all right, he's

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purple, has a fro chin.
That's weird. But then I remember I'd

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read my I would, I would
see my uncle's comics, and I'd be

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like, people are scared of this
guy for some reason. But what I'm

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what I'm saying about people don't know
what I'm saying is like what I'm saying

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is like today today, the Infinity
Gauntlet is arguably is arguably as well known

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as something like Kryptonite, is you
know what I mean? Like I wouldn't

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know if it's like exactly the same, but like it's definitely like on that

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level where it's like maybody right now. Yeah, you're probably right, yes,

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but the best what I'm saying like
back then, no chance. That

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is pretty wild, Like when you
think about the ship that has been in

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the public sphere, like say Green
and Blue niggas, like you had fucking

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cree and Scroll like shit that you
would never There was a statue of Beta

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ray Bill in fucking uh in what
was the third thor movie. Yeah,

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like these little things that you would
never even a man it was Beta aries

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and biobeasts and I was like,
I know all those things. It was.

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It was very cathartic growing like seeing
the MCUs like heyday, yeah,

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because people like people that red shit
like that. Like it was times that

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like I'd go see something like on
my I see like Winter Soldier and I

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would call my uncle. I'm like, uncle Joe, did you see all

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this? And he'd be like,
yeah, you can remember why, dude,

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this comic came out and it's reminiscing
and it was like very it was

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very cool seeing that stuff happen.
And watching X Y ninety seven, I'm

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getting that cathartic feeling again where I'm
like, man, I'm really happy that

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I like this is something I really
like have done the right way too,

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because the MCU they did it fine, but it wasn't like spot On and

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this is they did it. They
did them. They did the MCU generally

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in a way that served live action
pretty because that, I would argue,

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that's that's why, that's why Spider
Man stuck with me for a long time,

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because that was the first time I
saw like it in real life.

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That was like the first movie and
I was like, oh, this feels

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real to me now, like all
the cartoon stuff feels hilarious in comparison to

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this. This is real wild.
But then like it got Yeah, I

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don't know. The MCU has a
tone to it that's kind of like,

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I don't know, I don't even
know what the fuck they're doing now,

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really, like are they building up
to anything because Kang's gone, right,

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because then Kang beat up some lady. Oh shit, that's right, that's

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right. He beat up a white
woman, and he realized that even time

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travel can't save you. HiT's a
white woman figure sloping out. Man,

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I just watched Wakando Forever for the
first time, and like they're gonna do

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the same thing. We're just literally
no real explanation. Later just undisclosed illness.

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He's dead. And I was like, oh, we I thought they

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were gonna spend a little bit more
time on why chat because you know,

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they it was it was an allegory
obviously for cancer, the way that they

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even talked about it briefly. But
I was really curious, Oh, I

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wonder how they're gonna explain this with
uh Wakanda, with him having this power

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in him and what kind of illness
that could take him out. And they

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didn't. They didn't even spend two
seconds on it. They were just like,

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we're not even gonna come up with
him any type of excuse of what

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illness is powerful enough to take down
the one thing they went over, they

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like they didn't. They just completely
glossed over that one thing. They didn't

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want to know. But like,
at the same time, we we know.

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But see that's what I'm saying.
They're gonna do the same thing for

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Kang, Like they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, Nigga, he

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dead, that's LOI. They're like, oh, Loki dealt with them.

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That's so dumb. Why doesn't he
just reads Just they were pretty much pretty

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much they just they just they should
have recast them. That's fine, But

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at the same time, it's like, why are they took the King to

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conqueror? Like why are you like? Why king? Because the ideas?

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Dude, they like they blew their
they had They have the best person right

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in the wings as Doctor Doom.
They have Doom after Doom beyond her.

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That is perfect way to do it. I don't think. I don't think

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Fox is giving up the rights to
them. Have they they did? We

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have them? They have them?
Yea, they bought them? So oh

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they bought them? Oh I thought
I thought it was a collab like Sony,

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But yeah, who owns Wait?
Who owns Sony owns the Spider Man

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stuff. That's why the movies.
Sony share the right to Spider Man.

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Disney. Okay, so there's no
own X Men and they're the Fantastic Four.

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I didn't now Marvel has all of
it, all of it except for

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Spider Man. Spider Man's Rogue Gallery. They don't have Spie Men's Rogue Gallery.

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That's what we're seeing Madam web and
morebius and craving crazy and it's like,

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what is this? This is not
Spider Man. That's why, Madam

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Webb, there was not Spider Man
running around using all of Spider Man's abilities.

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This is stupidest pits Madam. Who
the fuck? Who the who?

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It doesn't even I don't even need
to say. It's just like, nobody,

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why do we want the Madam Web
movie without, you know, the

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character that is the reason why Madam
Web matters at all. I don't know.

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I just don't. I don't get
it. There shouldn't be. There

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shouldn't be as there should not be
a Madam. That's like making a movie

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about Captain America's shield. By its
no one picks up the shield. Is

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this cat's American rolling down the hills? Wow, that would be interesting if

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someone picked it up and used it. To me, it's more like a

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movie about the fucking like the Great
Goose Kazoo or whatever. It's sucking the

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alien from fucking Flintstones from Like,
why the fun would you want to name?

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What do you mean? I said, Juju Kazoo. I feel like

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that's not his name. No,
it's definitely not. Uh yeah, raised,

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I haven't let me make it up. The fin know what that is

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is kind of insane to me.
I don't know what it is. Actually,

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I know there's there's there's no reason
why I should know anything about the

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Flintstones. But like by my dad
is seventy so the Great Kazoo. The

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fact that the fact that we both
know what that is is clearly we have

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we were raised by old people.
That is the reason why we know what

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it is. Yeah, I watched
this ship. I watched It's so weird

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that I watched. That was one
of those shows that I thought was actually

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pretty good. And then I knew
it was over when you know, you

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know, you say, nobody's asking
for things, and they'll make live action

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versions of this ship. And when
they did that, ye is who the

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fun? Dude, it's over.
It's it's it's over. Stop stop this

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madness. It's like imagine, imagine. Oh no, dude, they're gonna

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reboot. They're gonna Lucy, They're
gonna reboot for sure. Yeah, they're

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gonna do it. Gonna be gonna
be a redheaded woman. Be oh no,

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MELI a redheaded woman, right,
it's gonna make her redhead and I'm

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gonna marry her, make her marry
a black Hispanic man. Perfect. They

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can't. No, it's gonna be. It's gonna be uh, who's Joe

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Miller again, what's his name?
I can't remember his name right now,

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be proscal, is gonna be Ricky
Ricardo. That's that's it. Don't cast

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him as a Hispanic man anything.
It was casting with a white man.

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It bothers me a lot. I
don't know why. Yeah, he won't

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get their all. It really annoys
me, and I don't like that it

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annoys his hold on, hold on, that's such a weird thing to annoy

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you, kingson that is so.
I don't know why it annoyed. I

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don't get why it annoys me so
bad because you wanted to. I want

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him to be Hispanic once under Hispanic
one time and something. I think he

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has kind of Hispanic technique case.
And here's the thing is that they don't

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write stories about us. They don't
write stories about light skinned Hispanic people.

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They don't do it. They don't
fucking do it. We don't matter to

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people. So it's like, oh, just like, oh, it's it's

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either like so it's either a Miles
Morales or just a fucking Mexican. That's

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it. That's it. That's it. It's it's all, it's all.

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It's really, it's either you get
it either way, like either you're in

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America, you're in Latin America,
and if you're dark skinned Hispanic, you

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get shot on my Hispanic people they
make you seem like you're a monster.

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And if you're in America, they
like Hispanic people come in diverse shapes and

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colors. Let's make up not white
ones. It's like, I choose the

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paradigm. I'm happy in America.
They show my Kindnesspanic. I'm fine.

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Yeah, I am not represented in
anything you represented in. Let me let

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me think. Go ahead, think, go dig, go dig. Now

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you exist, you get your representation
as a white person, though you get

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your that's not real. Though you're
both, Chris, it's like, I'm

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both. You gotta be you gotta
you gotta roll with the punches. But

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I'm sorry. You gotta get what
you can get, you know. I

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guess I don't know. It's annoying
anyway. I mean, I looked up

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the Great Gazoo. By the way, do you guys, you guys remember

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the live action flint sounds moviefying.
I didn't see them. I didn't see

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them because my friend looking up,
looking up right now, looking up right

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now, look up his name is
Gazoo. By the way, a z

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o O, the Great Kazoo.
It's one of the first images that pops

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up under Google Images. It is
fucking disturbing. What is this? He's

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the Great Kazoo. Looks terrifying,
dude, of course, like does scroll.

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It's like a Midge super scroll.
What the fuck is this? Dude?

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It's crazy. You just said that. He looks like a Time supers.

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Yeah, his whole baby his his
cat's phrase was hello dumb dumb,

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remember that, right? Yeah?
Yeah, everyone sneaking hard R though you'd

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be like, hello hard R.
And I'm like, whoa body does not

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even know that? That's so far
ahead in our future? Why do you

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know that? See he's so advanced. He you know, like he's from

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See he's actually from the future,
but he went to a wormhole and he's

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a human. Actually he's a human
from the future. Yeah, and so

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he's he's coming to this the past
just to antagonize the caveman and teach them

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theroids in the future. He teaches
them the word's these bestowing races up on

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this primitive He's like, he's like
Prometheus giving fire a man. He's like

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He's like, yeah, here's here's
here's a sore that is stronger than anything,

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and the cave giv excaliburg. Anyway, listen, we got some stuff.

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I don't remember how any of these
people sound, by the way,

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I don't remember any Like all I
remember is Barney, because I remember he

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was like, hello, I'm retarded, yellow Fred wife with and then Barney

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just Barney. Fred was just fat
shipping all over the place, and the

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animals had to clean. There was
that like fucking elephant vacuum cleaner that was

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just cleaning up his ship all the
time because he wouldn't sip. There's that

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famous there's that famous episode of there's
that famous there's a famous episode of the

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Flintstones where he's like sitting upside down
on his couch kind of like a kind

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of like a he's watching TV and
he's he's diary ing all over himself and

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it's like kind of like water falling
up his chest and like down to his

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mouth, and he's like, Wilma, get me medicine. Wilma, please

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get me medicine. And then like
there's no medicine there. I don't have

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that. He's garkling, so fucking
grow so gross what I'm on my own

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diarrhea. It's like it's like a
fire hydrant, but ship comes out of

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his own ass. It's that.
It's that you remember that video of the

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guy at the baseball game who was
like, Who's like, that's just scary.

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It's exact. It's that exact video, except friend Flinton is upside down

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on his couch and it's the same
it's the same premise, and he's begging

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Wilma for medicine to the side and
he's just shitting on him side every day.

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Wilma's just like, what damn it, why do you keep sitting upside

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down? Why don't you a toilet? And then and then I'll be hitting

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with one of the best jokes of
the show. And then he had to

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come with the fucking elephant that clearly
she's like, and you think you have

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a shitty job. That I forgot
there was Dinaur, that was the toilet,

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poor poor animal. It's a lot
there was. I forgot that there

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was always like an animal, and
there was always an animal that was like

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self aware of the fact that it
was living under complete slavery. To the

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Stone Age simpletons it's living while it's
getting the elephants, getting its trunk fucked

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like a like a fucking pocket pussy, and he's just like, ah,

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oh, you're way better than Wilma. And then you know, then it

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just looks at the camera and it's
like, yeah, you gotta do what

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you gotta you know, like it
was pretty crazy camera. You're in a

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tight spot and you guys, fuck, it's funny out of it, dude,

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Like, what's happened the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner turns to the

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camera and he says, on September
eleventh, two thousand and one, the

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towers will fall, and then he
goes back to normal. It's really scary.

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I hate scary show. I know
how they would look at the camera

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to be like help. Fuck.
I kind of wish I had black people

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to do this instead of animals.
Only never people. That's right, dumb,

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dumb. In the future, in
the future, in the slave trade,

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in the future, there will be
there will be many people to do

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this work for you for free.
I remember what he sounded like at all.

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I think it's I think you're in
the right ballpark. I feel like,

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yeah, definitely the right stadiums.
Wow, wow, oh my god,

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the idea of that is so gross, dude, And it will and

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it will. It turns to the
camera, she goes the things I do

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full of and then the show ends. Literally. I like the idea of

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her literally getting plaid. Time for
episode two, the next time last season

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one, episode two of The Flintstones. This is season one, thet there's

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the new pilot. Everybody's like,
what the fuck I like? And people

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love it. People love it.
I like the idea. I like the

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idea of like you know, scrolling
through the info on TV and says the

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Flintstone Season one, Season one,
episode one, and the description says,

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Fred Flintstone can't stop shitting in his
own mouth. Barney gets a new job,

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you know what I mean? Like
where it's like it would be like

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the A story B story. It
always it's just it's Barney bouncing between unemployment

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lines, and then it always cuts
back to Fred Flintstone. He can't he

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can't write himself off, he can't
stand up again. And that's the that's

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the A story that that's the that's
the primate. And then it wraps around

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and then it wraps around where Barney
finds out he's really good at slurping ship

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up, and then he becomes he
becomes their new vacuum cleaner. And then

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that's like how it all wraps That's
how it all wraps up together, and

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like a Seinfeld the ending that season
one episode one of the flint Stones,

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and that season and that's season two, and no, every episode afterwards it's

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just the normal Flintstones. They never
addressed it ever again. They never act

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like it never happened. I would
definitely think I was insane. The idea

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of Barney on the floor shoveling it
into his mouth. Does chocolate take him?

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At one episode it's like, uh, it's like that episode in fall

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It's like that episode of follow where
Lucy's drinking the contaminated water. Yeah,

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it's like that. Just laughing.
Speaking of Fallout, I finished the series.

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I finished series. I just want
to say so I would. I

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was much harder this. I was
much harder on it than I should have

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been. The latter episodes, the
later episodes were much better, much better.

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Less of the ship that I was
complaining about, and I was very

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satisfied with the way it ended.
I was actually very like, all right,

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it wasn't like some maddening bullshit,
Like everything kind of made sense with

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a hint of wackiness, which I
don't mind. There were still moments that

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were like dumb, but like they're
fine. It wasn't just like lazy as

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I was calling it before. So
I'm I'm if anybody freaked out about my

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fucking you know, but I fucking
I'm on board. I can't wait for

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a season two. Yeah, I
love it. I love it because it's

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like at the end, it's like, oh, you're spoiler. We already,

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we already, we already. We
had a whole episode dedicating to that.

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Is really funny that it's like,
well, don't like he's just how

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he's there. He's listening to his
wife and he's like, that's my wife

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saying this. Imagine imagine sleeping in
bed with someone. I love this person.

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Then I think, in and of
itself is enough of a spoiler.

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But like, I mean, if
you haven't seen it already, probably would

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have seen it. A right this
person. Did you hear them say something

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like that, Yeah, okay,
you you're doubling down on this. Let's

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move, let's move, let's move. It's at the same moment. Yes,

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so we gotta what is it?
We gotta talk about the TikTok Then

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it's finally over. TikTok Is is
been taken out the pasture and it's gonna

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be shot behind the barn. It's
gonna be a sad day. I'm okay

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with it. Get it out of
here, right. I mean, would

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you be okay, to be fair
if you were a majority a TikTok creator,

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like, say, let's you're exactly
the same person you are you are,

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You're Chris and not because it okay
because you would never be a major

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league So let's just say you had
a very large following that was pretty pathetical.

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Yeah, hypothetically, how would you
feel. Do you think you would

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still be okay with it? Yeah? Yeah, I would be like,

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yes, we deserve this, we
deserve this, we deserve to be taken.

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I feel the same way this part
that I'm just like, yeah,

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yeah, no, to be To
be completely honest, though, I do

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feel it's astounding to me how quickly
these people are able to act up like

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on things that do not matter at
all. This is what I was talking

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about, by the way, when
I was talking like we've had conversations about

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the efficiency of government and how like
it's very very specific, where like if

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the government wants to do something,
they will do it like very effectively.

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But when they don't give a shit
about it, they'll be like, h

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no, send it off to freaking
this person over there, and then they'll

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shit on their own mouths. But
when they want to do something like this

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where it's like, we got to
get rid of TikTok because it's scary and

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confusing and I'm ninety seven and it's
every time I scroll through it it scares

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me with like loud ads and I'm
afraid and I don't understand it. Then

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suddenly, in like minutes, they're
able to just be like, yeah,

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okay, official TikTok band. Finally
everybody signed off on it. You have

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nine months to comply or else you're
gone, and it's like, oh,

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cool, okay, so you can
work effectively. You just choose not to

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cool yo epic yep. And what's
really disgusting about this is like, say,

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the reason why I'm not okay with
this if it was literally about like

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oh Chinese spy shit or whatever the
fuck, as they try to say,

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yeah, it's not if yeah.
If it was, I would just be

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like, yeah, whatever, fuck
TikTok, I don't care. But specifically,

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the main motivator is still let's just
be real. Israel's having a really

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hard time combating propaganda. It's not
working in the way that they're trying.

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And one of the biggest drivers is
TikTok, where young people are on it.

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They're sharing all this information, they're
seeing real footage of children being blown

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to fucking pieces on TikTok. The
witch arguably probably shouldn't be on there.

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I don't know, but it's it's
fucking working, and they're like, oh

404
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:18.920
shit, this is not and I'm
like, I've never seen anything like this

405
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.880
before. You know, we lived
through, particularly me, all the propaganda

406
00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:26.680
that went in through Iraq and Afghanistan, and then there was the Arab Spring,

407
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:30.559
which all of us definitely lived through, and we didn't have this live

408
00:30:30.720 --> 00:30:34.400
fucking footage of streaming and everybody having
a fucking cell phone, and they're like

409
00:30:34.440 --> 00:30:37.880
they don't know what to do,
So like, we got to get rid

410
00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:41.279
of the biggest app that you know. Obviously it's beneficial many ways, but

411
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:45.559
specifically to combat this. You know, their their propaganda machine, which sucks.

412
00:30:45.759 --> 00:30:48.079
I can't believe how bad it is. I'm almost like, I almost

413
00:30:48.079 --> 00:30:52.880
feel like being an evil ass motherfucker
and be like, hey, hire me,

414
00:30:52.039 --> 00:30:55.519
I'll show you how to do propaganda, dude, let me show you

415
00:30:55.559 --> 00:30:57.720
how to win the fucking crowd over
again, because you guys are doing a

416
00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:02.559
terrible job. Yeah, I will, I will say, for posterity,

417
00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:04.880
just just for absolute clarity, we're
joking. This is this is a comedy

418
00:31:04.920 --> 00:31:11.160
show. But actually I don't think
it's a good idea to get rid of

419
00:31:11.200 --> 00:31:12.440
take talk. I think it's very
dumb. I think it's very stupid.

420
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:17.160
I think I just don't like it. I hate I hate Twitter way more

421
00:31:17.319 --> 00:31:19.920
like Twitter to me is way way
worse, in my opinion, is the

422
00:31:19.960 --> 00:31:25.359
worst. But it became the worst
for sure. I can't believe how many

423
00:31:25.519 --> 00:31:29.240
robots. I can't believe how many
robots are in my replies at any given

424
00:31:29.240 --> 00:31:34.799
fucking moment. It's insane. It's
all it is in biou pushing it bio.

425
00:31:36.119 --> 00:31:38.839
I check every time. I just
check every time, and I'm like,

426
00:31:38.960 --> 00:31:42.079
God, damn it, bro I'm
always clicking the link. I'm always

427
00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:45.799
clicking the link. I'm always disappointed
because it's it's just such a it's a

428
00:31:47.039 --> 00:31:49.799
it's just decent. It's fine,
it's okay, but always candy crush.

429
00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:55.559
Bro. I've downloaded so many candy
crushes. God damn, bro, it's

430
00:31:55.599 --> 00:32:00.279
in fury every time I'm like,
well, might as well check. She's

431
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:01.480
telling me they're there, I might
as well go. So if you can

432
00:32:01.519 --> 00:32:07.880
see this, but this is my
mailbox since it became X. It's just

433
00:32:07.480 --> 00:32:12.960
Asian bots. It's just Asian bots. It's all of it. Like,

434
00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:16.039
bro, stop it keeps happenings.
Oh, we got root of all the

435
00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:20.279
butts. And then did you see
Elon What he said recently to you was

436
00:32:20.359 --> 00:32:23.559
like, if you're engagement farming,
you're gonna get suspended. And my head

437
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:28.599
exploded because I'm like all the people
that he brought back on, all the

438
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:32.119
people that he's rubbing shoulders with,
that is literally all they do. And

439
00:32:32.200 --> 00:32:38.039
to have the audacity even because it's
like pr right, yeah, why would

440
00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:44.119
you even just don't ignore it and
let the engagement farming people do their thing?

441
00:32:44.680 --> 00:32:46.839
Why would you put that out and
make yourself look worse when you're clearly

442
00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:51.599
not doing anything about engagement farming.
I don't understand which want with these fucking

443
00:32:51.640 --> 00:32:55.640
people. It's like they don't It's
like they don't care about like having a

444
00:32:55.720 --> 00:33:01.240
propaganda minister that really does shit like
well, really makes things seem nice.

445
00:33:01.480 --> 00:33:05.200
It's like I don't get it,
man, I feel like I'm living in

446
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:08.079
some fake, fucking bullshit world.
Dude, I don't know. It feels

447
00:33:08.119 --> 00:33:13.039
insane, like it is such a
useless platform now, like I don't even

448
00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:17.519
sucks. I don't know what to
use it for even like it's just a

449
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:22.119
what were you gonna say? What? Guy? I want to get rid

450
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:27.039
of it. There's this guy that
I'm not even gonna say his name,

451
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:36.680
but he he got suspended for he
posted CP on Twitter because he was acting

452
00:33:36.759 --> 00:33:38.240
like, oh, this is like
the worst thing or whatever, and then

453
00:33:38.240 --> 00:33:42.920
he just posted it. He just
shows it, He contributes it people finding

454
00:33:42.920 --> 00:33:45.519
it on a large platform. So
obviously he got suspended. Elon Musk brings

455
00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:50.359
him back, and then not only
does it bring it back, he monetizes

456
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:54.599
them and he gives some special privileges
because he gloats. He makes a post

457
00:33:54.640 --> 00:34:00.200
about making seventy thousand dollars from posting, and that's not an average, that's

458
00:34:00.240 --> 00:34:02.960
not even close to being average.
What people make with the type of engagement

459
00:34:02.960 --> 00:34:07.079
farming they even do. So Elon
Musk is propping this guy up that did

460
00:34:07.119 --> 00:34:12.159
this shit. He's such a propaganda
machine, like terrible, he sucks.

461
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:15.480
He's so dumb. But I guess
I don't know. That's what Elon is

462
00:34:15.519 --> 00:34:17.400
crazy that he's backing these horses.
Now, that's what he's doing. He's

463
00:34:19.039 --> 00:34:24.719
crazy horses. And then before you
tab it's like half racist shit. First

464
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.599
when people I used to hear people
say this all the time, and I'm

465
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:30.840
like, that's not true for me. I'm like, you guys are probably

466
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:34.559
looking at some weird shit that's nope. I have now joined the club where

467
00:34:34.639 --> 00:34:37.480
it'll even be half of it is
about MMA for me, which is like,

468
00:34:37.519 --> 00:34:42.480
all right, algorithm that's working.
But then it's racist MMA posting,

469
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:45.079
and I'm like, what the fuck
is this? Why is it have to

470
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:51.440
be racist? This site sucks now
bro way worse than TikTok, way worse

471
00:34:51.480 --> 00:34:54.559
than TikTok. It's it's completely falling
apart as a website. It used to

472
00:34:54.639 --> 00:34:58.599
be funny. He used to be
going Twitter to get funny shit. You

473
00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:02.320
get regular engagement, like its engaged
engage you somewhat and now it's just turned

474
00:35:02.360 --> 00:35:08.159
into like this really the like just
derogatory version of itself for everything is just

475
00:35:08.239 --> 00:35:14.639
extremists to get you to engage,
or it's like really stupid, like someone's

476
00:35:14.639 --> 00:35:17.079
saying some shit that it's no sense, and I'm just like I can't.

477
00:35:17.480 --> 00:35:22.400
I really don't want this app anymore. I really don't, but I was

478
00:35:22.599 --> 00:35:28.119
forced to keep it. What's gonna
happen with uh so? I you know,

479
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:31.039
Twitter is just gonna or x whatever, It's gonna continue to decline whatever

480
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:36.960
without TikTok. What the fuck's gonna
happen? Is? Do you think like

481
00:35:37.039 --> 00:35:40.400
Instagram is gonna become like the new
Bastion? Is it gonna probably because either

482
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:45.760
well, well they still have nine
months excited. They do have wild right

483
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:51.960
they do a better question? Are
they gonna sell? Are they are they

484
00:35:51.960 --> 00:35:53.559
gonna sell? What do you do
you think that the I don't know.

485
00:35:53.800 --> 00:35:58.280
I maybe, I mean, it's
kind of difficult to tell. It's like

486
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:02.079
it depends on who I could see
A big I could see honestly, like

487
00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:06.519
Microsoft or some or something like that, like putting down them because they they

488
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:10.000
always like throw insane amounts of money. It's like they bought like Bethesda,

489
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:15.000
not Bethesda, What the fuck was
it? Activision for sixty nine billion dollars

490
00:36:15.039 --> 00:36:19.239
or something like that. Sixty seven
billion dollars way way overpriced for the value

491
00:36:19.360 --> 00:36:22.960
that Activision actually has. So like, I could imagine them spending a big

492
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:27.880
chunk of change on getting TikTok if
anyone, but like I don't know who

493
00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:30.639
else would be because I don't know
who else would really be able to afford

494
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:32.559
it is the thing. It's like
they could sell it, but I don't

495
00:36:32.599 --> 00:36:37.320
know who would even be in the
ballpark to Celtic because TikTok is objectively very

496
00:36:37.400 --> 00:36:40.239
very valuable. Like it's like I
can't even imagine, like what the price

497
00:36:40.280 --> 00:36:45.280
tag would be on that. Uh, if Activision is sixty nine billion dollars,

498
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:52.559
I can't even fathom what TikTok is. Dude, imagine if Elon instead

499
00:36:52.559 --> 00:36:54.440
of buying Twitter, if he bought
TikTok, I would see I'd be really

500
00:36:54.519 --> 00:37:00.280
happy because if he absolutely ruined TikTok, I would have no problem with that.

501
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:02.519
That would have been great, And
he would have paid probably seventy billion

502
00:37:02.519 --> 00:37:07.039
for it too, since he paid
forty four billion for fucking Twitter, which

503
00:37:07.079 --> 00:37:12.199
is the craziest the craziest. How
could you how could you stand here?

504
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.119
How could you tell me that this
is a fucking smart man, Like a

505
00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:21.519
real smart man would never do anything
near that. They would have bought Twitter

506
00:37:21.599 --> 00:37:24.679
for five billion, would have bought
sometimes built Tucker. Did you see Tucker

507
00:37:24.719 --> 00:37:32.119
Carlson on Joe Rogan talking about however, He's, Oh, god, man,

508
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:39.639
I just I just love how stupid, like how unapologetically stupid people are.

509
00:37:39.679 --> 00:37:49.639
Now. It's like it it's there's
something really disheartening about how how proud

510
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:58.840
people are to be complete, complete
idiots. That conversation was Tucker Carlson has

511
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:02.639
never I feel like he's never said
the right thing. I feel like every

512
00:38:02.719 --> 00:38:07.840
time he talks it's some stupid I've
seen him. I've seen er. I've

513
00:38:07.880 --> 00:38:09.880
seen him pander to the correct I've
seen him pander to the right side a

514
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:13.119
couple of times. Like I've seen
him say things that are very populous and

515
00:38:13.199 --> 00:38:15.159
very like Bernie Sanders esque, and
it's like, okay, yeah, that's

516
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:19.440
and it's always like oh, broken
clock is right twice a day type thing.

517
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:21.360
And then he goes on Joe Rogan
He's like, evolutions not real.

518
00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:23.199
It's actually been debunked. Actually you've
never seen evolution. It's like, oh

519
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:27.920
my god, you don't know how
medicine works or anything else, anything works.

520
00:38:28.280 --> 00:38:34.840
That is crazy, Like everything everything
he was, that is my wildest

521
00:38:34.840 --> 00:38:42.440
thing ever upset. Why what upsets
me so fucking much? Is okay?

522
00:38:43.039 --> 00:38:45.559
Maybe he is stupid enough. I
don't know if he is stupid enough,

523
00:38:45.599 --> 00:38:49.480
if he's playing stupid enough to not
know the difference between a hypothesis and a

524
00:38:49.559 --> 00:38:52.719
theory. I don't know, because
I remember vividly. A lot of people

525
00:38:52.719 --> 00:38:54.239
don't. A lot of people don't
know. I'm not talking about a lot

526
00:38:54.239 --> 00:38:58.920
of people. I'm talking about Tucker
Carlson. I don't know if he's specifically

527
00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:02.920
is that stupid, or if he's
playing because he's it's possible, I'm I'm

528
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:07.280
not. I'm on the fence because
why I'm on the fence is I have

529
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:10.719
seen him, like you said,
post populist takes, and I've seen him

530
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:15.079
when he was with Fox News,
where like he would have the correct take

531
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:17.480
about say, oh, there was
the fake shit that was going on with

532
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.239
the SAD and they were saying that
he was using chemical warfare against his people,

533
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:22.880
where I'm like, that's obvious,
bullshit, the same thing we did

534
00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:27.800
with the Saddam Hussein throwing the babies
out of the incubay all that fucking bullshit.

535
00:39:28.159 --> 00:39:30.000
So he was on the right side
of that. His first take about

536
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:32.840
COVID and the mask was correct at
first, and then like I think a

537
00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:35.960
month or two later, then he
was like, oh, you're wearing a

538
00:39:36.000 --> 00:39:38.360
mask. All funny. First he
was making mocking people that were freaking out,

539
00:39:38.440 --> 00:39:40.880
So like, I feel like when
he reads and consumes these things,

540
00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:45.719
he understands it. But then obviously
he'll blow with the wind. And when

541
00:39:45.760 --> 00:39:50.400
it comes to not knowing the difference
between a hypothesis and a theory, I

542
00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:53.400
wonder if he's truly that stupid,
I wouldn't put it past them. I'm

543
00:39:53.400 --> 00:39:55.320
not like trying to give him the
benefit of the doubt, but I'm also

544
00:39:55.320 --> 00:40:00.000
trying to say, is he just
the master grifter that is playing the stupid

545
00:40:00.119 --> 00:40:04.800
role to connect with the audience that
conser that why, I think that's possible.

546
00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:07.760
I just think the issue is that
Tucker Carlson isn't one of these people

547
00:40:07.800 --> 00:40:09.920
who, like I would believe it
a little bit more if he was like

548
00:40:09.920 --> 00:40:13.400
one of those like you know how
sometimes you care about like a like a

549
00:40:13.400 --> 00:40:16.320
conservative commentator who's like super hyper educated
or like there's like I went to Harvard

550
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:19.559
or whatever, and it's like he's
not one of these people. He's just

551
00:40:19.639 --> 00:40:23.159
like a NEPO baby like his his
his families. His family's just super rich

552
00:40:23.199 --> 00:40:25.559
and they just propelled him at anything. So I don't believe that he's ever

553
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.320
really accumulated any any modicum of intelligence
on his own for any real reason,

554
00:40:30.360 --> 00:40:34.159
because there's never been a need to
do that. So, like, I

555
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:36.719
genuinely don't think he knows the difference
between a hypothesis and the theory. And

556
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:38.960
I don't even think he understands that
a theory, like even what a theory

557
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:43.519
is by itself, and that just
because it's a theory doesn't mean it's like

558
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:47.199
a complete like guess it's not just
a hypothesis. It's not a fucking just

559
00:40:47.280 --> 00:40:51.760
I have a thought, I have
an idea. No, it is like

560
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:57.280
there is facts built into a fucking
there have to be proven right over and

561
00:40:57.320 --> 00:41:00.800
over again for it to even beget
to the point, well even specifically,

562
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:05.440
even specifically, like gravity is a
theory technically, so that's the whole thing

563
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:08.480
it is. Gravity. Gravity has
been proven right so much as almost a

564
00:41:08.559 --> 00:41:14.199
universal law. There is nothing almost
there is nothing but how it works.

565
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:19.119
It's a theory because we're not one
hundred percent We can't. We can never

566
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:23.039
be one hundred percent sure unless some
architect that actually created gravity comes down and

567
00:41:23.079 --> 00:41:25.679
be like, this is what it
is. Some four D thing comes by.

568
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.119
It's like, this is how everything
takes universe apart, and it shows

569
00:41:30.199 --> 00:41:38.800
us, you know, put together
with the world white T shirt. This

570
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:44.760
guy's like, this guy's a wife
beater, a bunch of stains on his

571
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.760
shorts. He's he's literally like a
gray with a wife beater on chunk let

572
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:51.519
us and a bunch of stains on
his shorts. He's like, hey,

573
00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:52.559
it was going on, guys,
you want to see how everything works?

574
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:58.920
And these floods your brain with difformation
and it leaves you just hear like grenade

575
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:01.880
rigging for a few months. Yeah, could you how would you cope with

576
00:42:01.920 --> 00:42:09.639
that? Though? You wouldn't you
say that the some sweaty, fucking disheveled

577
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:14.760
dude is actually the master of the
universe, And then like would you just

578
00:42:14.800 --> 00:42:15.880
be like, oh, I'm clearly
in a coma, would be like I'm

579
00:42:15.880 --> 00:42:21.159
clearly fucking like I'm not alive like
right now or something. This is not

580
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:25.920
the way that God understand the universal
work. This makes zero sense in any

581
00:42:27.079 --> 00:42:30.320
way, shape or form, Like
would you be able to accept that that

582
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:36.440
the there's a real entity? YOUA
so hold on, wait, wait,

583
00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:42.760
so I think I I think I
could purely because I have so I have

584
00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:46.960
so little faith in the universe as
it is, like because I I really

585
00:42:47.000 --> 00:42:52.280
don't, because I because I can't
know anything for sure unless I've seen it

586
00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:54.199
with my own eyes, and even
then, your eyes can play tricks on

587
00:42:54.239 --> 00:42:58.519
you. And even then there's there's
like a non zero percent chance that you

588
00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.880
could go insane. You could be
insane. Like that's my question. Every

589
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:04.960
time I see something I can't explain
or don't understand, my first question immediately

590
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.079
is am I insane? Like?
Have I gotten insane? Like? Have

591
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:12.559
I? Finally, why don't you
ask someone else if they've seen it first?

592
00:43:13.000 --> 00:43:15.159
Like why is it? Like?
Oh, my sanity's question? First?

593
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:19.039
Whatever she saw that? Does it
make sense to me? I'm like,

594
00:43:19.119 --> 00:43:22.119
yo, did anyone else see that? And then when everybody's like no,

595
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:23.519
I'm like all right, cool,
case they have one of your moments

596
00:43:23.840 --> 00:43:29.519
let everybody, let's let's take a
step back. Let's reve I remember.

597
00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:31.000
I remember when I was a little
dude, like I saw a UFO in

598
00:43:31.039 --> 00:43:34.840
my backyard, like and I like, for sure, it was like it

599
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:37.880
was like out of a fucking cartoon. It was like it was like a

600
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.880
drawing of a fucking UFO and it
was like over my fucking yard, really

601
00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:45.159
really fucking close up. And I
remember being like, huh, I think

602
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:50.880
I've gotten insane. That's the only
explanation for this, because no, because

603
00:43:50.880 --> 00:43:52.239
I asked my mom and she saw
it too, and I was like,

604
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:54.320
all right, well, I'm not
even gonna unpack that, but yeah,

605
00:43:54.360 --> 00:43:59.840
that's that's when when when that's even
worse, that's worse. Something happens.

606
00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.480
Whenever something happens, it's like weird
and then like it gets too much.

607
00:44:02.679 --> 00:44:06.719
Like I was at I was at
I was at a summer camp for a

608
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:10.480
uh for one summer, right and
I was it was in Irvington, New

609
00:44:10.519 --> 00:44:14.320
York. I remember this like it
was yesterday, and me and my friend

610
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:15.280
we were like we were about to
go. We were like, bunkmates,

611
00:44:15.280 --> 00:44:19.320
You're about to go to our shower, and I swear I saw a drawer

612
00:44:19.440 --> 00:44:24.800
come out and fall and no one
did it, no no string. And

613
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.599
I was like, hey, do
you see that? He said yes,

614
00:44:28.119 --> 00:44:30.280
And all of a sudden, my
brain was just like, well, I'm

615
00:44:30.280 --> 00:44:35.119
really tired. Let's just go to
bed. And I literally just went to

616
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:37.280
bed, didn't shower anythings, went
to bed, and slept it off.

617
00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:42.239
And every time I think about that
memory, my brain gets stressed out and

618
00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:45.719
I start overthinking and I'm like,
ah, nah, don't gotta go back

619
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:49.760
there. I've told you guys about
my story that is similar to that I

620
00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.760
told you about that. Yeah,
I don't reiterate it, but I still

621
00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:59.000
yeah, I still stressed because he's
stressed. It's just it's still so this

622
00:44:59.199 --> 00:45:04.079
actually this year marks that's crazy.
It's been twenty years that this happened.

623
00:45:04.639 --> 00:45:07.639
It's been twenty years to this year. So whoa, Actually it's been over

624
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:10.519
twenty years now because it was that
it was at New Year's Uh, it

625
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:15.400
was at the New Year. So
yeah, twenty years later, I'm still

626
00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:22.840
not. I just there's some so
like so xtrapolating on that. If I

627
00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:28.360
saw some greasy fucking dude, maybe
he's giant or whatever, he comes down,

628
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:31.159
he's like, hey, I know
you guys. You guys been having

629
00:45:31.159 --> 00:45:34.119
a lot of questions, you know
what I mean, Like it just yeah,

630
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:37.920
I've been a little busy. But
here here's gravity I saw. This

631
00:45:37.960 --> 00:45:39.039
is what a big bandit actually is. You know what I mean. He's

632
00:45:39.039 --> 00:45:49.079
just jacking the whole time. He's
fucking himself in his crotch. And you

633
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:52.639
know, you know how to live
forever, you know how to cure every

634
00:45:52.719 --> 00:45:55.119
problem. You know what's gonna happen
next, you know about all of the

635
00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:58.320
past. And he's like, all
right, man, I have a good

636
00:45:58.320 --> 00:46:00.199
one. Plops one on your forehead. Plops one on your head. You're

637
00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:05.199
like, he's horsing around. He's
horsing around with his dick, around with

638
00:46:05.239 --> 00:46:07.400
hisck and it's but it's still flaccid
like the whole time. Like the whole

639
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:10.840
time, he's really trying to wake
it up. He's really trying just like

640
00:46:12.159 --> 00:46:15.440
just get flap around in his He's
really he's like a few trillion years old,

641
00:46:15.480 --> 00:46:19.480
so it's like it takes a long
time to tussle that thing awake.

642
00:46:19.599 --> 00:46:21.960
But like he's really trying to wake
it up. Man. He's like,

643
00:46:22.159 --> 00:46:27.360
and we get one more bro.
He looks like he's like thirty two or

644
00:46:27.400 --> 00:46:31.400
something. That's what he was,
just like this is the guy, this

645
00:46:31.440 --> 00:46:35.119
is the architect. And then so
I guess a lot of people would say

646
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.079
this is God. But then he's
like, no, I'm not God.

647
00:46:37.119 --> 00:46:40.519
Man. There's like there's like there's
several of me. There's like where this

648
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:44.079
is, So that would be see, that's what It's kind of like Men

649
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.400
in Black right with the with the
fucking marbles, Like it would basically be

650
00:46:46.400 --> 00:46:50.280
like one of those moments because I
was thinking, I was thinking of like

651
00:46:50.320 --> 00:46:53.880
he's I was always thinking like he
was like an apple genius, like he's

652
00:46:53.920 --> 00:47:00.920
like Apple Star. Yeah, he's
just yeah. I mean for me,

653
00:47:01.000 --> 00:47:04.920
it's like, at the end of
the day, the universe is self fucking

654
00:47:04.960 --> 00:47:07.840
weird and ever changing. At the
same time, I also like sort of

655
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:14.719
stagnant in a way that I can't
understand that I instead of like questioning a

656
00:47:14.800 --> 00:47:16.920
higher power, I'm just trying to
live because I feel like no matter what

657
00:47:17.000 --> 00:47:21.679
I do, I can't find out
what it is. Yeah, I mean

658
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:24.639
the universe. Can I ask you
a question? Can I just don't have

659
00:47:24.679 --> 00:47:28.280
time? Like whatever, dude,
Casey, can I ask you a question?

660
00:47:28.880 --> 00:47:32.360
You've how long you've been with Lily
how long? Seven years? Now?

661
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:36.400
Seven years? How would you feel
if if, over the course of

662
00:47:36.400 --> 00:47:38.840
that seven years, like every now
and again, you know, maybe not

663
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:44.519
super often, maybe like maybe like
eight times a year with no like specific

664
00:47:44.599 --> 00:47:49.440
pattern. You wake her up sometimes
and she goes room room, and then

665
00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:51.719
you and then and then and then
you go what and then she oh,

666
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:54.960
sorry, sorry, And then recently
you open the door on her while she's

667
00:47:55.000 --> 00:47:58.639
in the shower and it turns out
that she's she's been a two thousand and

668
00:47:58.719 --> 00:48:01.800
three Silverado this all time. Then
you just to shut the door really closed.

669
00:48:01.840 --> 00:48:05.679
You shut the door really fast,
and then you she comes out the

670
00:48:06.000 --> 00:48:07.320
she comes out the bathroom and she's
normal Lily again, and she's like,

671
00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:10.920
honey, I'm sorry. I've been
trying to keep this secret for a really

672
00:48:10.920 --> 00:48:15.039
really long time. You know how
crazy that would be if she that's been

673
00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:17.679
true the whole time. You know
how many people's interacted with you know how

674
00:48:17.679 --> 00:48:22.800
many times she's been around all of
us, and everyone is just not known.

675
00:48:22.280 --> 00:48:24.840
No one's been like, yo,
king, you know, your girlfriend's

676
00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:29.239
a car. She's been like on
flames with me. She's been like in

677
00:48:29.360 --> 00:48:32.039
trading like that, we've done together. Yeah, and every time you go

678
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:35.320
for a flight, every time you
go for a flight that you notice that

679
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:37.159
the detector always goes off, but
they always let her through because they can't

680
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:40.280
find anything. And you start piecing
things together, it's like, oh,

681
00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:45.119
that's why she says room room sometimes, and that's that's why. Like car,

682
00:48:46.199 --> 00:48:50.800
and that's why and that's why every
time every time she goes to fill

683
00:48:50.840 --> 00:48:52.679
up the gas, she's there for
a little bit, a little bit too

684
00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:58.800
long, like she's getting like more, she's double take a sip, Yeah,

685
00:48:58.840 --> 00:49:01.239
almost double your car. She's like, I'm not a car. Room

686
00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:07.280
room and then her lights turned on
through her eyes some off real quick.

687
00:49:07.639 --> 00:49:10.599
And the final thing that he pieces
together is when you got when she's road

688
00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:14.559
raging, when you guys are in
traffic, and then she starts honking,

689
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:21.199
she starts out of her b and
you just you're so mad. Though you

690
00:49:21.199 --> 00:49:23.159
know you didn't notice it till then, and now it's just coming back.

691
00:49:23.400 --> 00:49:27.440
You've never you've never you've never noticed
it. You've never noticed that. Every

692
00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:35.480
single time she makes a turn,
like one of her eyes flashes and then

693
00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:40.880
she literally, you're a car,
lily, you're lightning McQueen, you're lightning

694
00:49:40.920 --> 00:49:45.760
McQueen, Lily, I'm sorry you
have to find out like these that would

695
00:49:45.760 --> 00:49:49.079
bother me. That wouldn't bother me, but I think it would. I'm

696
00:49:49.119 --> 00:49:52.679
like out of whatever. Whatever.
What if it's like a Shrek What if

697
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:58.039
it's a Shreks type situation where you
where you If you accept her, if

698
00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:00.239
she if you accept her as a
car, then you also become a true

699
00:50:00.760 --> 00:50:04.920
car entirely. Yeah, she's a
car entirely, and then you're a car

700
00:50:05.039 --> 00:50:07.599
entirely too, because you take like
a hilario, you take a true love

701
00:50:07.599 --> 00:50:09.440
potion, and then you become like
a fucking I don't know, like a

702
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:13.679
like a rab four or something whatever
whatever. I would never truly accept her

703
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:17.119
then, because I feel like being
a person so much better at being a

704
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:22.079
car. So I'd never truly accept
her. Why would be? Why is

705
00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:29.760
being a person better than being a
car sentience? She's a car, No,

706
00:50:29.880 --> 00:50:32.960
she's because she's a human. But
if she turns back into a car,

707
00:50:34.039 --> 00:50:36.239
she's just a car. Someone.
But if she was actually what if

708
00:50:36.280 --> 00:50:37.920
she was actually still born at birth
and she died at birth and the only

709
00:50:37.960 --> 00:50:44.039
way to save her was to fuse
her with a car, so she can't.

710
00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:45.920
So she's actually not really a person, she's really born a car.

711
00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:54.760
Anything else. I was watching this
fucking stupid ass show. Right, it's

712
00:50:54.840 --> 00:51:02.400
kind of like her gadget, whose
fucking car was it? Like someone's here,

713
00:51:02.519 --> 00:51:06.800
like we got it's the only thing
that will help. It's been part

714
00:51:06.880 --> 00:51:08.440
it's been parked, it's been parked
in the parking lot for seven months,

715
00:51:08.480 --> 00:51:12.000
it's got dust on the windows,
and no one's no one's claimed it,

716
00:51:12.559 --> 00:51:15.039
and she's been an abandoned car.
Yeah, can you guys hear me?

717
00:51:15.800 --> 00:51:20.679
Yeah? No, all right.
For a moment, my WiFi literally turned

718
00:51:20.679 --> 00:51:22.480
off, so I was like,
oh god, I was going to start

719
00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.280
punching my screen. There's gonna be
a moment in the audio. I was

720
00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:28.599
like, oh no, no,
no, you're good. You just flashed.

721
00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:32.760
I think you were just a little
bit overwhelmed from discovering that you're seven

722
00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:37.400
years it's not a two thousand and
three Silverado. So there's this there's this

723
00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:39.840
show I was watching called it this
in Chain It or whatever it took on

724
00:51:39.920 --> 00:51:43.519
Netflix. It's made by the same
people that made a Futurama. Yeh yeh,

725
00:51:43.519 --> 00:51:46.119
I know that show. There's a
moment where the king falls in love

726
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:52.000
with this just like really like fucking
fairer woman. Right, but she was

727
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.840
a bear at first and then she
did something and she was able to turn

728
00:51:54.880 --> 00:52:01.760
into a human. Yeah, is
it okay to her? I know you're

729
00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:06.119
answering, man, I don't.
I'm not. I don't have to.

730
00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:09.119
I don't know. Well you wanted
to fu I'm like, I don't know.

731
00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:14.840
You want to fuck that animal digimon
thing? That angel? I fuck

732
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:21.239
angel woman while she's an angel woman? Right, So why wouldn't you fuck

733
00:52:21.320 --> 00:52:24.440
the bear lady like when she's a
lady. I don't know, man,

734
00:52:24.960 --> 00:52:30.639
because that's what she could turn back. That's what scares me midstroke, like

735
00:52:30.679 --> 00:52:34.840
mid stroke, and because then at
that moment there's a little cat thing on

736
00:52:34.880 --> 00:52:40.920
my dick, and I'm like,
what the I would put it? I'm

737
00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:45.519
gonna answer this question this way.
I would. I don't think I would

738
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:51.920
sleep with anybody who could dramatically shift
their physical appearance quickly in any in any

739
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:57.840
way, shape or form. That's
safe. It's a safe bet. It's

740
00:52:57.880 --> 00:53:02.000
just it's a much safer less I
knew the way, you know what I

741
00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:04.920
mean? Like if there was like
a female saying or something she's like,

742
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:06.480
oh, I'm super saying. I
was like, no, sorry, like,

743
00:53:06.639 --> 00:53:08.039
just based on the cutoff, just
based on the rules that I've set

744
00:53:08.119 --> 00:53:12.119
up here, you are out of
the question, even those like female sayings.

745
00:53:13.920 --> 00:53:17.960
Uh, I can't. I respect
how you're willing to stay to your

746
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:22.400
great so much. I respect that
I'm committed to my rules. I'm fucking

747
00:53:22.719 --> 00:53:27.599
the ship out of a female saying
yeah, as long as he's of age,

748
00:53:28.000 --> 00:53:30.920
I'm going for it. Yeah,
it's yeah, that's going for it.

749
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:35.480
Without that didn't need to be said. I think that was. I

750
00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:37.840
feel like I was the only sayings
we've ever seen and in them in dragon

751
00:53:37.840 --> 00:53:42.320
Ball that are girls. Can I
clarify this because they're kind of underage.

752
00:53:42.320 --> 00:53:45.239
We don't know how old they are
exactly, So I'm like, all right,

753
00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:49.719
I don't know your age, like
who, we don't know how they

754
00:53:49.760 --> 00:53:52.719
are. I think they're underage.
Oh I guess yeah. I wasn't even

755
00:53:52.719 --> 00:53:57.320
thinking about I didn't watch. Those
are only two ones that we know of

756
00:53:57.400 --> 00:54:00.480
the one because in the different universe. That's right. I think I was

757
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:02.519
thinking I was thinking of like I
was thinking, yeah, that's what I

758
00:54:02.519 --> 00:54:05.559
was thinking of. I was thinking
of, like the female says around like

759
00:54:05.599 --> 00:54:10.639
where's all the pluscy saying what they're
weaker, so they died. Actually,

760
00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:15.800
I mean when you think about it, it's kind of stupid that, like

761
00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:19.639
it's a fact that mean put like
look put on anyone together. I mean,

762
00:54:20.239 --> 00:54:22.639
yes, I mean that's it's probably
a very sexist fact. I agree

763
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:27.840
with that. I'm sure you know. The saying character basically, yeah,

764
00:54:28.679 --> 00:54:37.079
are the sayings basically Filterromites basically Filtramites
are a version of pretty much Sands me

765
00:54:37.159 --> 00:54:42.639
Kryptonians pretty much. Yeah, well
yeah, because what I mean by that,

766
00:54:43.480 --> 00:54:46.039
what I mean by that is that
they're evil basically like that they're like

767
00:54:46.079 --> 00:54:51.679
a terrible group of people and so
freezing but so it's freeze out like a

768
00:54:51.760 --> 00:55:01.119
good guy technique on a common brander
scale the same were they were asshole ish

769
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:05.320
by nature because they were kind of
like barbaric sparrings. They were kind of

770
00:55:05.360 --> 00:55:09.280
like barbaric like like warriors. Yeah, and they took over the Tuffel planet,

771
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:10.960
right, and then they were like
they were like, oh, there's

772
00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:15.159
ours now, and they destroyed the
tuffles. Is that can But Freezer is

773
00:55:15.159 --> 00:55:19.239
the one that was like, hey, we're gonna take this ship global.

774
00:55:19.480 --> 00:55:23.000
We're gonna take these really asshole motherfuckers
and put them in places to do up

775
00:55:23.000 --> 00:55:30.639
ship for me. Sand suck.
But like freezer kinda was the one that

776
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:34.199
facilitated them to go. Why is
is it ever explained? Like what freezing

777
00:55:34.280 --> 00:55:37.320
even is? Like it's freezer?
Like does freezer come from a planet of

778
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:40.079
freezes? Like what the like?
What is of his kind? We know

779
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:45.519
that it was just just because of
like what's his name? Cooler whatever?

780
00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:49.599
The fucking cold cold? Yeah,
cold was the only one that's cannon,

781
00:55:49.840 --> 00:55:52.440
the only when that's cannon, And
like I know that, but like is

782
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:54.320
but what I mean by that,
it's like is he like is he like

783
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:59.039
the last of you know what I
mean? Like other you wouldn't there be

784
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:02.400
other freezes? Wouldn't it be nice
if there would have been like a comic

785
00:56:04.199 --> 00:56:07.599
series kind of exploring that that would
have been nice. They never go into

786
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:12.039
detail about what they We know that
there. We know that there's Chills,

787
00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:15.880
the one from the past that Bardak
kills most back in time for some reason.

788
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:27.159
I'm going to get you, says
time to die. Yeah, I

789
00:56:27.159 --> 00:56:32.079
think so you are a stupid monkey. I'm going to kill you with my

790
00:56:32.440 --> 00:56:37.920
death Ray. So there's them,
and then there's there's King Colden Freezer.

791
00:56:37.000 --> 00:56:40.239
That's it, and then Kola if
you if you look at the canon of

792
00:56:40.280 --> 00:56:45.639
the movies. But yeah, there's
just because a race of freezers is terrifying.

793
00:56:45.159 --> 00:56:55.239
A whole race of freezer is even
my final form watch me transform you

794
00:56:55.599 --> 00:57:00.159
saying, God, damn all right, let's move on. Let's get the

795
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:02.280
fucking qu into some question territory.
I don't even know what we've been rambling

796
00:57:02.320 --> 00:57:10.000
about. From Saiet Oh, God, Christ, Okay, spank Sinatra and

797
00:57:10.719 --> 00:57:17.159
Bing comes be road In. That's
fucking awesome. Bing comes me is so

798
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:22.639
fucking not clever, It's perfect.
Howdy, two gentlemen in Sweeney. On

799
00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:25.760
a previous Dark Tank episode, Derek
talked about Jedi mind tricks. What other

800
00:57:25.840 --> 00:57:31.079
more obscure or your favorite rappers,
favorite rapper type hip hop artist do you

801
00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:37.079
like? Huh uh oh one,
someone's that come to mind from me are

802
00:57:37.159 --> 00:57:44.840
ASoP rock bus driver prof and maybe
not and maybe not so much. Now.

803
00:57:44.960 --> 00:57:46.760
Run the Jewels. Run the Jewels
a lot more mainstream. Well,

804
00:57:46.800 --> 00:57:52.679
they're extremely mainstream nuts, yeah,
especially they've always been mainstream. But I've

805
00:57:52.679 --> 00:57:54.639
always known about Killer Mike and I've
always known about what's his name, That's

806
00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:59.079
why I've always known about them.
Well, nobody knew about LP. Nobody

807
00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:00.559
knew about them at all. I
knew because the other group he was a

808
00:58:00.599 --> 00:58:04.760
part of it was one of another
group before. Yeah, but generally it's

809
00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:07.239
just like that's why I knew about
it. But granted, that's hip hop.

810
00:58:07.239 --> 00:58:10.719
You gonta understand it. LP is
extremely important to hip hop, which

811
00:58:10.760 --> 00:58:14.599
a lot of it's really cool,
like his his story. I think watching

812
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:17.880
like a documentary on him would be
fucking really cool. But yeah, way

813
00:58:17.920 --> 00:58:22.199
to make that don't fucking matter anymore. Like the white people that make hip

814
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:28.400
hop important are like LP alchemists,
m alchemists just dropping like they're really important

815
00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:30.719
to hip hop. No one talks
about them at all, and it makes

816
00:58:30.719 --> 00:58:36.440
me kind of sad because they are
absolutely the culture as well, but they're

817
00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:39.239
white, so it's like it happens. So even they're they're like, we

818
00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:43.679
got to take a step back because
they understand this is not innately our culture.

819
00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:46.199
We have to respect that it is
other people's culture, which is which

820
00:58:46.199 --> 00:58:49.920
is why they're even better than what
they are. I respect them so damn

821
00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:52.840
much. In general, there's uh, Sage Francis another white guy, fat

822
00:58:52.880 --> 00:58:59.079
big boy. I respect him a
lot. I respect a lot of brother

823
00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:04.679
Ali that Albine dude about him in
Yeah, but he had a lot of

824
00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:08.440
because especially I've been hearing from him
a little bit just because of you know,

825
00:59:08.559 --> 00:59:14.599
he's Muslim and he's like, you
know, kind of what's been going

826
00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:17.119
on over there in the middle.
He's a little upset. He's just that

827
00:59:17.119 --> 00:59:22.159
he's a little upset. But say
there's some obscure ones. I actually so

828
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:27.599
one person that I like a lot. He's like he's a producer that the

829
00:59:27.639 --> 00:59:32.599
first time I heard him was on
Immortal Techniques, his revolutionary volume two Moto

830
00:59:32.639 --> 00:59:37.000
Technique as well. Well, Mortal
Technique is a Mortal Technique is half and

831
00:59:37.039 --> 00:59:39.239
half for me, Like I love
him a lot, but he also has

832
00:59:39.320 --> 00:59:45.599
so many dogshit conspiracy theories baked into
his music that like there's a lot of

833
00:59:45.639 --> 00:59:47.519
it that is half of it is
just stupid, but then the other half

834
00:59:47.519 --> 00:59:52.800
of it's really good. Like I
love Mortal Technique, bro. One of

835
00:59:52.880 --> 00:59:54.559
my favorite lines is Puerto Rican as
well, So that's why I love him

836
00:59:54.559 --> 00:59:58.039
as much as I do. As
well, he's is he pretty region I

837
00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:01.840
know he's Peruvi. Yeah, is
he sorder again? Yeah, Okay,

838
01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:06.079
I knew, I knew he was
he was. I thought he was proven.

839
01:00:06.119 --> 01:00:07.440
Okay, Well, I mean,
well it's probably he might be,

840
01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:14.360
might be both. Probably who gives
a He says the word nigga, and

841
01:00:14.360 --> 01:00:17.039
I respect that he says it all
the time. But he when you can't

842
01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:21.360
convince he's another one. You can't
convince him he's not black, he says.

843
01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:23.440
I mean, he says he's he's
so whatever he is, he's he's

844
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:25.400
like, he says he's I think
he says he's tiny. So I think

845
01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:30.199
you're right. Yeah, yeah,
on black technically, but that's an argument

846
01:00:30.599 --> 01:00:34.000
with him. They're very whatever.
So then I don't know them that are

847
01:00:34.119 --> 01:00:39.440
very dark skin granted, but they're
not black. I am I am,

848
01:00:39.840 --> 01:00:44.840
I am Tino, so like no, uh, I am too, but

849
01:00:44.840 --> 01:00:47.119
my grandma is too, and she's
black. It was like down in the

850
01:00:47.119 --> 01:00:52.920
middle. So it's like there's an
argument that we had with them. Bro,

851
01:00:53.199 --> 01:00:55.599
they really care about it though.
Yeah, well I didn't know it.

852
01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:59.400
Wait, so you got you got
to wait. So it to the

853
01:00:59.400 --> 01:01:02.360
original question, and like you're talking
about underground ship because what I said,

854
01:01:02.159 --> 01:01:07.360
Jedi mind tricks. Oh yeah,
because remember were talking about that Tone def

855
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:09.000
is what I wanted to say,
I didn't, I didn't I didn't finish

856
01:01:09.320 --> 01:01:13.920
thought. Tone def is a is
a producer out of New York that I'm

857
01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:17.440
pretty sure is a New York that
he his He doesn't get nearly enough credit.

858
01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:21.719
This guy's like a extremely talented.
He can sing really well. He

859
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:25.400
can produce some pretty dope beats he
produced. One of my favorite beats is

860
01:01:25.400 --> 01:01:30.400
for there's a song called I Fucking
Hate Rappers by Pack FM, and the

861
01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:35.199
beat is so fucking good man.
It's Uh, he's probably one of my

862
01:01:35.239 --> 01:01:37.559
favorites. Like, if you want
to talk about like underground underground, I

863
01:01:37.599 --> 01:01:43.480
know I mentioned Cunning Linguists one time. I think, yeah, cunning Linguist

864
01:01:43.519 --> 01:01:47.920
is a stupid fucking name, but
you know, the most obvious joke in

865
01:01:47.960 --> 01:01:52.000
the world. It's it's so obvious. It's it's something that I I would

866
01:01:52.000 --> 01:01:53.800
have, you know, a joke
that you would have made, and you

867
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:59.920
definitely wouldn't have used it as like
your actual fucking alias or your your your

868
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:02.239
group name. You wouldn't run with
it. But there's like fucking why not,

869
01:02:02.760 --> 01:02:09.239
and uh, it just fucking went
with that sign is fucking pretty dope.

870
01:02:09.800 --> 01:02:15.559
Uh. I feel bad because I'm
so bad about underground hip hop because

871
01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:19.079
a lot of people I loved underground
hip hop is like twenty twelve and shit

872
01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:22.039
like for me, twenty twelve,
underground was like that's when Tyler mac miller

873
01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:27.280
and all of them weren't really really
really popular yet and they were like SoundCloud

874
01:02:27.360 --> 01:02:29.639
rappers, and that's why I wasn't
to my most Like, that's when I

875
01:02:29.719 --> 01:02:35.079
was the most hip hop oriented in
my life fifteen. Are you sure with

876
01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:38.280
Tyler Tyler people, but they weren't
like very popular. Oh, I feel

877
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:40.480
like because I knew too. I
feel like I knew about Tyler the creator

878
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:43.760
in high school and I had no
real reason to no, no, no,

879
01:02:43.880 --> 01:02:45.880
that was that was that's back.
That's true Tyler. We heard about

880
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:49.719
Tyler. We were in like our
last editors high school. But you didn't

881
01:02:49.719 --> 01:02:52.280
hear about mellowhype too much. You
didn't hear about too much about mc miller.

882
01:02:52.320 --> 01:02:55.079
Macmillan became popular like just after that
because he made the song Ariana Grand

883
01:02:55.119 --> 01:02:58.920
It's Gonna became very popular. Whybody
kind of really found that? Yeah,

884
01:02:58.920 --> 01:03:04.159
my friend showed me in twenty ten. It was like a song called Pizza

885
01:03:04.199 --> 01:03:07.679
and I think, like pizza cool
something like that. He showed me out.

886
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:09.599
I was like, this is all
right. I personally never really took

887
01:03:09.639 --> 01:03:13.119
to him, but it's not not
taking anything away from it. It just

888
01:03:13.159 --> 01:03:17.920
didn't like I didn't gravitate towards whatever
whatever reason. Uh, there's like someone

889
01:03:17.880 --> 01:03:22.400
I know, but he's popular because
the West side gun a stove, God

890
01:03:22.480 --> 01:03:27.599
cooks. There's rock Macanno, Macrano, Mariano. Would you say is like

891
01:03:28.119 --> 01:03:30.760
what it give me give me one, it will move on. Give me

892
01:03:30.800 --> 01:03:34.480
one go to not artist, but
give me one go to song that you're

893
01:03:34.519 --> 01:03:39.039
like, this song's fucking dope,
Like give me give me something go to

894
01:03:39.199 --> 01:03:45.159
song that's an underground song. I
can't even I can't even think of one.

895
01:03:45.199 --> 01:03:47.320
Man. I feel like every song
I listened to right now is like

896
01:03:47.360 --> 01:03:52.719
it's some sort of like decent popularity
because I've been on like I've listened to

897
01:03:52.800 --> 01:03:55.199
a bunch of things called Brazilian funk, but it's just pretty much just bass

898
01:03:55.239 --> 01:04:00.920
boasted like very repetitive beats that you
want to dance to, and it's such

899
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:04.280
silly fucking music, but I love
it. I'll find a song. Right

900
01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:09.039
now, I'm listening to it over
and over again and just dancing about my

901
01:04:09.079 --> 01:04:11.639
house and the links, like what
the fuck is he doing? Yeah?

902
01:04:11.840 --> 01:04:19.159
I want to think swan core right
now. This is I think it's all

903
01:04:20.119 --> 01:04:28.719
con guizo five. Oh that's zero. I don't know how to pronounce letters

904
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:30.639
in Portuguese at all. Okay,
put in the chat for me, because

905
01:04:30.800 --> 01:04:32.639
there's no way I'm gonna type any
of that in. Just put in the

906
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:39.039
chat for me. I want to
give you guys a deep cut. And

907
01:04:39.039 --> 01:04:42.119
this guy, I think he was
on Hip Hop Excel, so he was

908
01:04:42.159 --> 01:04:45.480
supposed to be fucking He was supposed
to blow up, but he didn't.

909
01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:48.719
And forgive me if I'm saying his
name wrong. It looks like day Jack

910
01:04:48.760 --> 01:04:51.239
with like d A y E,
but I think it's die a Jack.

911
01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:57.840
I'm not try so. But he
he fucking fell off immediately when he was

912
01:04:57.880 --> 01:05:00.000
like he was on like fucking uh
like I said, like, oh,

913
01:05:00.079 --> 01:05:01.639
he was like in the freshman like
like, oh, this guy is gonna

914
01:05:01.639 --> 01:05:05.039
be in the new class, big
potential. He has a song called Hello

915
01:05:05.159 --> 01:05:10.639
World. Guys, look that one
up. You're looking for some some underground

916
01:05:10.639 --> 01:05:13.719
ship or something little Obscure probably one
of my favorite songs to come out in

917
01:05:13.719 --> 01:05:15.920
like the past like decade or something
that I was like, Oh, this

918
01:05:15.960 --> 01:05:19.599
guy is gonna be this guy is
gonna be like really fucking big, and

919
01:05:19.639 --> 01:05:25.519
then uh, it didn't happen.
Uh, it just didn't happen. He

920
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:30.239
fucking uh he fell off the base
of the earth. Uh. Whatever,

921
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:34.519
that's the name of the song.
What's the name of the song? Lucy

922
01:05:35.719 --> 01:05:40.599
is Hard? But this song is
stupid as bricks, but it's so fucking

923
01:05:40.679 --> 01:05:45.559
catchy. It's so fucking you.
Okay, do you do you know the

924
01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:49.400
guy Toby now, boy, I
don't know if how to say okay,

925
01:05:49.400 --> 01:05:51.559
think I was like that. I
just want to see if he knew that

926
01:05:51.599 --> 01:05:59.039
guy because I never knew how to
I never caught him saying his name boy.

927
01:05:59.119 --> 01:06:00.480
Okay, all right. That guy's
also dope to He has a song

928
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.480
called I'm Dope. He hit some
popularity a little bit. He now though,

929
01:06:04.559 --> 01:06:08.000
Yeah, you're right, but I
like he makes really good song he

930
01:06:08.039 --> 01:06:13.400
made called oh so Toby Toby t
t O b E and then n W

931
01:06:13.639 --> 01:06:18.159
I g W E like uigue or
something. And he has a song called

932
01:06:18.199 --> 01:06:23.599
I'm Dope that I heard on n
B A two K twenty like of all

933
01:06:23.639 --> 01:06:27.960
places, and I was like,
hey, sometimes you find good sometimes you

934
01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:31.199
find good music from video games.
It's it's uh, bro, put me

935
01:06:31.280 --> 01:06:33.239
on some time to create a fire
ship. Bro. I was like,

936
01:06:33.480 --> 01:06:36.480
g T A four was big.
Honestly, the remedy games are really good,

937
01:06:36.519 --> 01:06:39.800
like like, uh, I don't
know if Max Pain does it,

938
01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:43.599
but like I know like Quantum Break
and Alan Wake and Alan Wake two and

939
01:06:43.679 --> 01:06:48.559
Control both doing are they both?
I just said like five things, they

940
01:06:48.599 --> 01:07:00.199
all do it. But anyway,
let's move on to but I I do

941
01:07:00.239 --> 01:07:03.239
a little bit. It sounds like
fucking jokester music. Man, it sounds

942
01:07:03.280 --> 01:07:11.079
like something like a It sounds insane. I'm not gonna deny what it is.

943
01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:15.440
It's fucking it's just noise. It
sounds like something Betty would would beat

944
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:21.320
up the Chosen One too in Kung
Pao. It sounds good though it's it

945
01:07:21.599 --> 01:07:27.840
sounds good, man, I guess
it's just stupid as sin. Are you

946
01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.400
like you're you don't you don't actually
like sit down and listen to this though,

947
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:33.599
right. I listened to it,
and I'm like when I'm like fucking

948
01:07:33.679 --> 01:07:36.800
like taking a shower, somebody to
get hyped up. If I'm doing something

949
01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:40.559
like if I'm trying to hype myself
up, I listen to the random sh

950
01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:48.280
like I'm honestly it's it's it's noise, the five point oh slow to reverb,

951
01:07:48.679 --> 01:07:53.320
and I gotta this is a This
is a step. This is like

952
01:07:53.480 --> 01:07:56.800
one degree removed from fucking nightcore,
man, Like, this is like this.

953
01:07:57.000 --> 01:08:00.280
It's the opposite direction. It's the
opposite or but it's the same level

954
01:08:00.320 --> 01:08:05.519
of just like fucking absurdity. It's
absurd. It's definitely not music that I'm

955
01:08:05.559 --> 01:08:11.320
like, Oh, this is like
fucking art. All right, let's move

956
01:08:11.960 --> 01:08:16.680
this group. Yeah, uh,
let's see. Let's see. Let's see

957
01:08:16.720 --> 01:08:19.279
using my cub as syrup at waffle
House wrote and he says, hey,

958
01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:24.479
there, my gooners. Let's say
that every time you jacked off, one

959
01:08:24.600 --> 01:08:29.359
giant dog sized sperm would shoot out
and you'd have to kill it each time.

960
01:08:29.840 --> 01:08:33.039
Would you still beat your meat?
No? If I had to kill

961
01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:35.479
it, like what, I don't
want to do that each time I beat

962
01:08:35.520 --> 01:08:39.199
off. That's crazy. Let's put
it well, let's put it in a

963
01:08:39.359 --> 01:08:41.960
Let's put it in a more believable
contact. Let's say we're all single and

964
01:08:41.960 --> 01:08:47.920
we don't have let's say we don't
have a partner, I would probably just

965
01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:54.159
get my uh my, uha,
I found a group I was talking about

966
01:08:54.279 --> 01:09:08.119
contra yeah, uh concerts talking about
not killing a giant sperm that plopped out

967
01:09:08.119 --> 01:09:11.680
of my dick and flopping on the
floor. That's disgusting and terrifying. Imagine

968
01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:15.279
being the first time you explored yourself
as a child, as a young man,

969
01:09:15.000 --> 01:09:23.359
and then that let's let's say hypothetically, speaking for the sake of argument,

970
01:09:23.800 --> 01:09:26.800
it's never been a problem until now. Like some kids somewhere found the

971
01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:29.359
dragon balls and he was like,
you know what, sen Ron, I

972
01:09:29.439 --> 01:09:32.279
wish that from from never become I
wish I wish that from now on,

973
01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:35.319
every time somebody came, every time
a guy came, it was a big

974
01:09:35.399 --> 01:09:40.079
dog sized sperm and he had to
kill it. Then the dragon balls dispersed,

975
01:09:40.119 --> 01:09:44.239
you know what, would severely hurt
their girl friend. No, no,

976
01:09:44.119 --> 01:09:47.239
no, no, you understand,
this is only only when only when

977
01:09:47.279 --> 01:09:50.279
you're jacking off. Let's because it's
let's say, every time you jacked off,

978
01:09:50.920 --> 01:09:55.439
only jacking off. Yeah, so
it's like undercover, you know,

979
01:09:55.760 --> 01:09:58.439
an undercover game, right, you
know, undcover game. You're jacket that

980
01:09:58.479 --> 01:10:00.279
you come, something pops out of
your nick, its ringing around to the

981
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:03.000
covers. You're freaking out your scream. You're trying to get from under the

982
01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:05.960
covers. It's touching you and like
that. You're like, yeah, yeah,

983
01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:10.800
you flip the cover over and it's
just it's a big fucking floppy sperm

984
01:10:11.319 --> 01:10:14.600
slapping all around your bed. You're
just like, oh my god, so

985
01:10:15.560 --> 01:10:18.800
this is magic. And so for
example, when it still happened, if

986
01:10:18.840 --> 01:10:26.279
I cut my balls off and I
have no sperm, uh yeah, so

987
01:10:26.399 --> 01:10:29.640
see like in that, in that
case, I'm not jacking off anymore.

988
01:10:29.680 --> 01:10:31.600
Let's just not kinda happen. I
can't deal with that. Dude, There's

989
01:10:31.640 --> 01:10:36.279
no pole that's gonna fuck your pee
hole up. That blasted through a dog

990
01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:43.800
size can come is fucking stretching out
your Let's let's let's say let's let's say

991
01:10:43.760 --> 01:10:47.079
it worrows. Yeah, let's let's
say, for for the sake of argument,

992
01:10:47.119 --> 01:10:50.640
let's say it like it comes out. It's like a Syndioto modes where

993
01:10:50.640 --> 01:10:54.399
it just kind of like pools,
it pulls together and then it like it

994
01:10:54.479 --> 01:10:59.399
flobbers together into like a into like
a dog, I definitely would do it

995
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:05.760
to hurt them. It's like it's
it's like this moment is aggressive. Yeah,

996
01:11:05.760 --> 01:11:08.359
that's the part that I don't want
to deal with. I don't want

997
01:11:08.399 --> 01:11:11.680
to deal with putting down the cum
dog afterwards. That's kind of like this

998
01:11:11.840 --> 01:11:15.640
a lot. Yeah, especially if
it if it like can look up at

999
01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:17.479
you and with like it's it's sad, you know how, like some some

1000
01:11:17.600 --> 01:11:20.439
dogs have like really sad puppy dog
eyes. Like if it had like really

1001
01:11:20.600 --> 01:11:25.039
like really empathetic, uh sad cum
dog eyes, Like I don't know,

1002
01:11:25.039 --> 01:11:26.920
I don't know if i'd be able
to. Oh God, you're making me

1003
01:11:26.960 --> 01:11:29.560
want to kill it even more,
Like what if you're making me you're making

1004
01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:33.920
looks like making me celibate. Bro
it almost coming to somebody else. And

1005
01:11:33.920 --> 01:11:38.760
then it goes, yeah, you're
approaching it with like a macheady or something.

1006
01:11:38.760 --> 01:11:46.199
And then he goes, that's crazy. You're helping. You're not helping.

1007
01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:49.640
See if it's doing that, I'm
probably gonna easily kill it. Nobody's

1008
01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:55.159
trying to explain. He's just trying
to explain the situation. You're making me

1009
01:11:55.239 --> 01:12:00.560
like not anymore, you're making me
like, oh, that's really disgusting.

1010
01:12:00.920 --> 01:12:04.159
There's no chance I'm never doing that
again. If it happens once, there's

1011
01:12:04.199 --> 01:12:08.279
no chance I'm doing that again.
There's absolutely no chance. I think I

1012
01:12:08.279 --> 01:12:12.840
would do it less. I would
probably do it like maybe, like i'd

1013
01:12:12.880 --> 01:12:15.840
probably do it like maybe like maybe
once a week because that part of me

1014
01:12:15.880 --> 01:12:16.840
is like, well, this is
kind of good exercise in some way,

1015
01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:20.600
because it's like I'm not really that
active anymore, like since I stopped doing

1016
01:12:20.600 --> 01:12:23.199
like the boxing train, and so
I was like, ah, maybe it's

1017
01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:25.640
like maybe it's something where it's like, okay, I can, I can,

1018
01:12:25.680 --> 01:12:29.079
I can jerk off and then instead
of feeling immediately like sinful and shameful

1019
01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:34.920
and bad, I can take my
frustrations like that. No, of course

1020
01:12:34.960 --> 01:12:39.479
not. I've literally said it ever
felt that one time. I've never felt

1021
01:12:39.680 --> 01:12:41.439
used to. When I was younger, when I was going to church,

1022
01:12:42.079 --> 01:12:45.439
Yeah, I just never believed them. I was like, I'm sorry.

1023
01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:49.600
I was like, what fucking entity
would make something feel this good and it's

1024
01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:53.319
supposed to be bad. That's so
stupid. That is so fucking stupid.

1025
01:12:53.359 --> 01:12:56.920
There's no way that this is gonna
be bad. Like, it's definitely really

1026
01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:58.800
stupid. Not not thinking about it. I'm like, oh my god,

1027
01:12:58.880 --> 01:13:03.000
my invisible ghost family looking at me
touch my penis. Oh no, I'm

1028
01:13:03.039 --> 01:13:09.680
such a bad I was. I
don't care no more. That's the weirdest

1029
01:13:09.680 --> 01:13:11.880
aspect of it to me is that, like, why would your family be

1030
01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:15.279
watching you? Like if I go
under no circumstances, under no circumstances,

1031
01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:18.760
am I going to watch my ancestors
beat off and then like judge them,

1032
01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:25.840
boy broke it? Like my boy's
broke it. You're gonna go watch celebrities

1033
01:13:25.840 --> 01:13:29.119
beat off. You're gonna go watchucking
Sydney Sweeney go play with their tits in

1034
01:13:29.119 --> 01:13:31.159
the shower or something like yeah,
pretty cool. Yeah, It's like I'm

1035
01:13:31.199 --> 01:13:40.039
not gonna not absolutely absolutely would would. God would be there. You're supposed

1036
01:13:40.039 --> 01:13:42.840
to when you're crying me out of
that place, you're supposed to be watching

1037
01:13:42.880 --> 01:13:45.720
your nephew Jack off. Stop,
What are you doing? What am I

1038
01:13:45.800 --> 01:13:49.880
doing? Beat not in the mood
right now. God's all mad. He's

1039
01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:54.960
like furious that you're watching Sidney Sweeney
like fucking play with their tits instead of

1040
01:13:54.960 --> 01:13:58.840
watching your fucking ten year old cousin
Jack obvious, Like so angry, what

1041
01:13:58.880 --> 01:14:02.359
are you doing? This is you're
supposed to steel. Shame on your lineage.

1042
01:14:02.960 --> 01:14:12.119
What are you doing to go back
to you shove him? Only my

1043
01:14:12.199 --> 01:14:17.039
homides audascy of somebody talking to the
divine one like that, it's great.

1044
01:14:18.039 --> 01:14:20.920
Shut up, I want to show
him make up, like stumble over,

1045
01:14:21.079 --> 01:14:26.039
like he falls over a table,
like you embarrassed and was laughing at his

1046
01:14:26.039 --> 01:14:34.199
head. Immediately everyone dies. Everyone's
laughing at God. You embarrassed God so

1047
01:14:34.439 --> 01:14:44.359
distinctly it's like gay a little bit. You push God over a fucking a

1048
01:14:44.520 --> 01:14:47.520
kitchen, you push him over a
living room table. He stumbles, hits

1049
01:14:47.600 --> 01:14:53.039
his head, cries and Ship bleeds
to death. You just killed God.

1050
01:14:54.680 --> 01:14:59.119
He stumbles, He stumbles back in
such a human way to like he like

1051
01:14:59.119 --> 01:15:10.680
like like he like he genuinely like
gets caught on his fucking robe, you

1052
01:15:10.720 --> 01:15:15.920
know, just like slips and ship. It's a juicy sound. It's a

1053
01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:19.399
juicy sound when he hits his head
to you're like, you know that's not

1054
01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:26.079
a good one. The moment he
hits his head sound. There's a scene.

1055
01:15:26.239 --> 01:15:30.399
There's a scene it cuts to earlier
that day and he's meeting with his

1056
01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:32.960
his tailor and he's like, I
really think this robe is a little too

1057
01:15:33.000 --> 01:15:34.640
I feel like I'm gonna slip and
hurt myself. He's like, no,

1058
01:15:34.760 --> 01:15:40.159
God, it'll be fine. You're
like the divine One. You're straight.

1059
01:15:40.359 --> 01:15:44.359
You got remember you're straight. God, You're straight. It's like that's not

1060
01:15:45.039 --> 01:15:47.279
yeah, but like maybe it's a
little too long. Was like, nah,

1061
01:15:47.640 --> 01:15:56.520
God, trust me, you're good. Then he trust me. I

1062
01:15:56.560 --> 01:16:03.560
do like God dying like a mundaneous
his head opens the It's like that story

1063
01:16:03.600 --> 01:16:05.920
we used to have where it was
like, what is it the body of

1064
01:16:05.960 --> 01:16:12.680
God found on fucking fifth Avenue and
ninth Oh yeah, and then just everybody

1065
01:16:12.760 --> 01:16:16.960
understands the body of God ours.
This is the Everyone's like everyone can look

1066
01:16:17.000 --> 01:16:21.079
at it like that's God. Like
people one who knows your being, Like,

1067
01:16:21.159 --> 01:16:26.720
yo, that's God. Who did
this in the world the reality starts

1068
01:16:26.720 --> 01:16:30.520
falling apart because someone killed God.
Yeah, crazy, like dogs start walking

1069
01:16:30.600 --> 01:16:34.840
up right, Hello, I'm a
dog. It's like it's like that glitch.

1070
01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:40.479
It's like that. It's like that
glitch in the Sims where like it's

1071
01:16:40.520 --> 01:16:43.039
you know what I'm talking about,
the dog glitch of the Sims where like

1072
01:16:43.079 --> 01:16:45.319
the dog like, so there's a
glitch in the Sims. It's like a

1073
01:16:45.319 --> 01:16:48.960
really famous one. It's it's a
really curse one. But if a if

1074
01:16:49.000 --> 01:16:51.880
a dog has to go, like
if a dog is trapped in a pool

1075
01:16:51.920 --> 01:16:56.560
or something, it'll climb the ladder, but it'll like, it'll take like

1076
01:16:56.640 --> 01:17:01.520
the model of the dog will assume
the form of a person, so the

1077
01:17:01.560 --> 01:17:04.800
animation will work. There's so many
great hat let me see. I wonder

1078
01:17:04.800 --> 01:17:14.479
if there's like a compilation dog sins
glitch. There's so many great I love

1079
01:17:14.520 --> 01:17:16.840
that. I love that. Yeah, because you can hug Oh, this

1080
01:17:16.920 --> 01:17:20.960
is a great one. Yeah,
so if you google that, the first

1081
01:17:20.960 --> 01:17:24.920
it's hugging a dog in the sins. So look at this. Here you

1082
01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:27.359
go. I put it in the
put in the char right now. If

1083
01:17:27.359 --> 01:17:29.960
anybody's curious, you can google this. It's on YouTube. It's like a

1084
01:17:30.079 --> 01:17:42.840
nine second video. But it's what
incarnation want incarnation. Derek, can can

1085
01:17:42.880 --> 01:17:45.239
you please put this in? Of
course we have to. We have to

1086
01:17:45.279 --> 01:17:50.520
put this in. How it turns
back into a dog at the end is

1087
01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:56.840
so perfect. Imagine seeing that.
Imagine seeing that through the window and you

1088
01:17:56.960 --> 01:17:59.760
run into try to help your kid. It's a dog again. You're like,

1089
01:18:00.520 --> 01:18:04.399
did I see that's see that's the
thing. It's like, do you

1090
01:18:04.439 --> 01:18:10.159
then do you assume you're you've gone
crazy? Like feeds back into the beginning.

1091
01:18:10.399 --> 01:18:13.359
What did the dog just do?
It gave me a hug? How

1092
01:18:13.399 --> 01:18:16.319
to give you a hug? He
gave me a hug? What do you

1093
01:18:16.359 --> 01:18:18.359
mean? It just gave me a
hug? Nothing, nothing out of the

1094
01:18:18.399 --> 01:18:25.039
usual. Mom. It hugged like
it always hugs me. It's like it

1095
01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:28.279
hugs me like it always hugs.
I hug you, or like dogs hug

1096
01:18:28.359 --> 01:18:30.159
you. It's like, what do
you mean like you hugged? All right?

1097
01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:34.760
You're trying to freak out your kid
and watch it like five times.

1098
01:18:35.079 --> 01:18:43.039
That's nuts. His head goes fucking
like upside down. It's head itself down.

1099
01:18:43.560 --> 01:18:45.760
This isn't uh so Papa Jesus right, And he says, hey,

1100
01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:48.279
hey, hey boys, this one's
mostly for Swen. Did you all know

1101
01:18:48.319 --> 01:18:51.039
that M. F. Doom is
actually English? I just found that out

1102
01:18:51.079 --> 01:18:55.119
recently, a suppoll as the fact
that he never even got his US citizenship

1103
01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:57.640
despite living here most of his life. I didn't know that actually at all.

1104
01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:01.600
I didn't know that was born that
that barely counts like he technically it's

1105
01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:05.399
the what's his name? The UK
who's the dude is born in the zone

1106
01:19:05.439 --> 01:19:11.119
six uh or who thank you say? It's it's same as him, right,

1107
01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:14.600
It's like the same kind of situation. It's it's a it's a Caribbean

1108
01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:15.880
person thing. Man, if you're
like Afro Caribbean. A lot of people

1109
01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:19.720
are born in the UK, or
in Jamaica or X, Y and Z,

1110
01:19:19.840 --> 01:19:23.239
and they go somewhere else and lived
out the place the whole lives.

1111
01:19:23.800 --> 01:19:29.239
That's what it is. Twenty one
is barely counts. It barely is to

1112
01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:32.960
me. I would wrap the like
I would totally. I'd have red coats.

1113
01:19:33.119 --> 01:19:36.800
I would totally be I would.
I would say I would. The

1114
01:19:36.840 --> 01:19:45.359
idea of you wrapping a red coat
would terrorize nobody. Red coats even I

1115
01:19:45.359 --> 01:19:49.720
would terrorize Americans, dude. I
would would walk rifle flipping and everything like

1116
01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:54.800
that, walk a straight line,
fucking just just like but you know,

1117
01:19:54.880 --> 01:19:57.960
just hitting people with the butt of
the gun, just busting their jaws open

1118
01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:02.319
and ship. But I would make
it. I would just do so much

1119
01:20:02.359 --> 01:20:06.239
bullshit and put on one of those
stupid fucking wigs. I should know.

1120
01:20:06.279 --> 01:20:10.079
I should buy one of those those
powdered wigs. Yeah, you should buy

1121
01:20:10.119 --> 01:20:13.560
a fucking powdered wig when I start, If I start balding, I'm gonna

1122
01:20:13.560 --> 01:20:15.680
really rock the powder wig hard.
I'm gonna like actually rock it for real.

1123
01:20:15.800 --> 01:20:18.359
It's too late, man, I
think you're too old for Like,

1124
01:20:18.520 --> 01:20:21.119
your hair is not gonna change.
You never know, it might, it

1125
01:20:21.159 --> 01:20:26.920
might not happening. Well, keep
aware now you do know, Yeah,

1126
01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:30.079
you was around like twenty six years
old. If you haven't fucking your hairline

1127
01:20:30.079 --> 01:20:32.119
hasn't received at all, you're good. You never know, dude, you

1128
01:20:32.159 --> 01:20:35.520
never know, you do not next, So I look, I can't say.

1129
01:20:35.880 --> 01:20:40.880
I can't say I will never know
for things that we You can't just

1130
01:20:40.880 --> 01:20:44.119
say you never know for things that
we know for sure. Like it's we

1131
01:20:44.159 --> 01:20:46.680
don't know anything for sure. We
assume, dude, know for sure,

1132
01:20:46.800 --> 01:20:50.800
we know for sure. Unless you're
like a verge. It's called you have

1133
01:20:50.840 --> 01:20:54.640
a You have a theory right now, right, you have a really strong

1134
01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:57.359
theory. Often it's been proven.
Right, it's not universal law yet,

1135
01:20:57.520 --> 01:21:01.760
is that is true? That is
true? A statement? But how that's

1136
01:21:01.800 --> 01:21:08.760
how those words works. Fucking twat, that's how those words work. Tell

1137
01:21:08.760 --> 01:21:12.640
you what if you? Oh yeah, tell you what if you if you

1138
01:21:12.720 --> 01:21:17.560
lose? If you go bald.
I bet you two million dollars that you

1139
01:21:17.640 --> 01:21:23.479
will not go bald. I'm not
betting million dollars. I'm not doing You

1140
01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:26.680
never know and I don't know,
and you don't know. But I don't

1141
01:21:26.680 --> 01:21:28.960
know. I know, I don't
I know. That's why, That's why

1142
01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:30.920
I'm willing to bet that amount of
money. I know enough. I don't

1143
01:21:30.920 --> 01:21:36.039
about stress baldness. What about if
we know? What about if we know

1144
01:21:36.199 --> 01:21:41.119
the Gbay? We take you to
Gbay and we fucking like we waterboard you

1145
01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:45.359
every day? You know does that
to himself? And you wake up and

1146
01:21:45.399 --> 01:21:51.479
my hair is my hair is thicker
and fat, fucking hair lighted. It

1147
01:21:51.520 --> 01:21:59.680
meets your eyebrows, means your fucking
eyebrows like like like Marcus Phoenix right here.

1148
01:22:00.359 --> 01:22:01.800
He's like, what's happening? This
is really weird. My hair is

1149
01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:09.880
growy. I start sprotting hairs out
of year. Is my sprotty hair off

1150
01:22:09.880 --> 01:22:15.079
their forehead? It's crazy. Book
of World Record guys. There are some

1151
01:22:15.119 --> 01:22:18.520
guys like that had hair all over
the thing aboucking face. I was like,

1152
01:22:18.600 --> 01:22:21.640
is this real? I always felt
like it was fake, But I

1153
01:22:21.680 --> 01:22:26.399
don't know, man, it just
grew everywhere where it shouldn't grows. It

1154
01:22:26.479 --> 01:22:29.680
was fucking gross. I remember seeing
a thing in one of those books about

1155
01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:31.560
how a guy who could there was
a guy who could control his hair or

1156
01:22:31.600 --> 01:22:34.960
something like he had like real he
could like bend No I know, but

1157
01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:38.720
like I remember seeing that in like
a fucking in Aguinness Book of World Records,

1158
01:22:38.720 --> 01:22:41.279
where it's like he could bend his
hair like like on a like almost

1159
01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:43.960
like he could like do that with
it. And I'm like, you can't

1160
01:22:43.960 --> 01:22:45.960
fucking do that. Even as a
kid, I didn't. I was like,

1161
01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:51.000
what the fucking talking about? So
that is so stupid, it's unbelievable.

1162
01:22:51.039 --> 01:22:54.960
Actually, you can get in those
dumb ass books for fucking eighty reason.

1163
01:22:55.000 --> 01:23:00.199
I guess. Yeah, crazy kissed
myself today. Your hair. You

1164
01:23:00.279 --> 01:23:01.840
can throw your hair, cut someone's
hair off. They just have to have

1165
01:23:01.920 --> 01:23:05.039
nerves there. You know how much
damage you would do to him cutting his

1166
01:23:05.119 --> 01:23:09.439
head. He would die from like
shock. You tell him how to cut

1167
01:23:09.439 --> 01:23:17.000
his hair off, that would probably
and he's like screaming bloody murders the one

1168
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:23.600
to two save his ship. That
would be fucking crazy. You have to

1169
01:23:23.640 --> 01:23:30.279
just just let your hair grow out
forever dies your hair off. Only you

1170
01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:33.000
gotta get a surgery. Well,
you gotta get like anesthesia. You gotta

1171
01:23:33.000 --> 01:23:38.159
be sucking put under to get your
hair cut. That caveman, how did

1172
01:23:38.199 --> 01:23:42.199
cavemn cut their fingernails? They just
bite them off? Probably yeah, right

1173
01:23:42.319 --> 01:23:47.960
likely? Yeah, I hate that. I get this weird cave man suck.

1174
01:23:48.600 --> 01:23:50.840
How did we survive? I really
think about it, like, how

1175
01:23:50.880 --> 01:23:57.720
the fuck did we make it?
Really? Luck? Did really look?

1176
01:23:57.800 --> 01:24:01.600
Or is that sky nigga? Dug? It's is that one nigga that wanted

1177
01:24:01.680 --> 01:24:04.720
us to watch our nephews beat off? You know, he just wanted to

1178
01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:09.319
make sure that he will get us
alive and then we kept like my big

1179
01:24:09.359 --> 01:24:13.239
dinosaurs. So he sent him a
meteor righte the We didn't get hurt the

1180
01:24:13.279 --> 01:24:15.840
dinosas got because it was a holy
holy media, right, yeah, it

1181
01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:19.359
was a holy media. It was
only it was only four thousand years ago.

1182
01:24:20.960 --> 01:24:26.039
How long? How guys, genuine
question, how long did you ever

1183
01:24:26.359 --> 01:24:30.399
think the dinosaurs and people roam the
earth at the same time? And how

1184
01:24:30.439 --> 01:24:33.119
long and how long little they think? I definitely thought that for a while

1185
01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:35.640
because I would go to the I
would go to the Museum natural History and

1186
01:24:35.640 --> 01:24:36.880
they would have the next to each
other. I was like, well,

1187
01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:43.159
the museum wouldn't lie to me.
Yeah, I was like, but I

1188
01:24:43.199 --> 01:24:48.640
was lost. Have you guys seen
Lost World that showed that was on like

1189
01:24:48.720 --> 01:24:54.079
fucking Channel eleven A long time agoing
like the late nineties, early too.

1190
01:24:55.680 --> 01:25:00.399
I remember land It might be landed
a lot, probably like this profess cerities,

1191
01:25:00.399 --> 01:25:02.239
Like it's like ragtag group go through
this portal, end up in like

1192
01:25:02.560 --> 01:25:05.439
the prehistoric world now have to find
like prehistoric mons or stuff like that.

1193
01:25:05.720 --> 01:25:10.399
I thought that was real because that's
when I kept seeing. I kept seeing

1194
01:25:10.439 --> 01:25:14.039
like humans and dinosaurs together. And
then it was a show called Dinotopia.

1195
01:25:14.119 --> 01:25:15.159
I came out for a while,
so that was on AB seems like a

1196
01:25:15.199 --> 01:25:18.800
short series. I don't know,
I guess. I guess donald humans were

1197
01:25:18.800 --> 01:25:21.279
together. And then eventually I found
out that dinosaurs like way on humans,

1198
01:25:21.279 --> 01:25:25.199
and I was like, okay,
cool. I never did again. It

1199
01:25:25.239 --> 01:25:27.600
didn't bother anymore. I was like, okay, cool, Yeah, I

1200
01:25:27.600 --> 01:25:32.920
never. I I was as a
kid, I mean, who the fuck

1201
01:25:32.920 --> 01:25:38.359
isn't fascinated by dinosaurs. I knew
every thing that I could find on dinosaurs.

1202
01:25:38.439 --> 01:25:43.720
I I autistically looked up and I
knew. I knew right away that

1203
01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:48.159
humans weren't because there was never like
anything that would talk about that, like

1204
01:25:48.199 --> 01:25:54.039
them and coexisting together, like when
I would try to be absorbing information or

1205
01:25:54.039 --> 01:25:59.720
whatever knowledge. Oh, what's crazy
is that dinosaurs are so much scarier.

1206
01:25:59.760 --> 01:26:01.920
Sound I forgot. Then we gave
it just like it because like the way

1207
01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:08.199
they Steven Spielberg did it like they
do they like and stuff. Now we're

1208
01:26:08.439 --> 01:26:13.640
about dinosaurs. It sounds like a
demon is gonna eat you, like clicking

1209
01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:17.960
sounds and then like someone using a
lawnmower, but in reverse, the sounds

1210
01:26:18.000 --> 01:26:25.840
going in it out of it.
Yeah, it sounds like it's like a

1211
01:26:25.840 --> 01:26:30.680
little monkey. What sounds like a
small mom God, look at that is

1212
01:26:30.720 --> 01:26:33.600
so huge. No, it goes, it goes, It turns around and

1213
01:26:33.840 --> 01:26:39.319
it turns, it turns to the
camera. It goes like the carr goes.

1214
01:26:39.560 --> 01:26:42.680
Yeah a t rex scene. Yeah, and then that's that's how t

1215
01:26:42.760 --> 01:26:46.640
rex used to sound. I want
to see a t rex take a person

1216
01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:49.560
up with its hand, little hands. I want to grab a part of

1217
01:26:49.600 --> 01:26:54.399
those little head. I completely forgot
that t rex spoke English, but until

1218
01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:58.079
I just remember right now, you're
right. I remember reading in a in

1219
01:26:58.119 --> 01:27:01.640
a a t rex en cycle there's
a cyclopedia a z on t Rexes,

1220
01:27:01.960 --> 01:27:05.319
and I remember, yeah in E
in the E part of it it was

1221
01:27:05.359 --> 01:27:10.960
like English. I was like,
oh, that's right, it just says

1222
01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:16.960
English and nothing else, because I
remember saying. I remember because I remember

1223
01:27:16.960 --> 01:27:21.479
watching watching uh video like movies about
dinosaurs, and they would say uh.

1224
01:27:21.760 --> 01:27:25.760
Every time the dinosaur would would roar, it would say on the subtitles it

1225
01:27:25.800 --> 01:27:32.000
would say roar parentheses English. And
that's how I knew the if you're speaking

1226
01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:34.359
Spanish, you have no clue what
it's saying. Yeah, you have no

1227
01:27:34.399 --> 01:27:38.680
idea. You can't hear it if
you speak Spanish. In fact, entirely

1228
01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:47.640
it's entirely silent. But I forgot
to mention this. The the this isn't

1229
01:27:48.159 --> 01:27:51.680
funny, but we'd be remiss not
to talk about that. I mean,

1230
01:27:51.800 --> 01:27:56.439
part of it is in a dark
way. But there was that guy in

1231
01:27:56.439 --> 01:28:00.399
New York who him blazoned himself.
He set himself on fire outside outside of

1232
01:28:00.439 --> 01:28:03.800
the outside of the Trump thing.
He tried to set himself on fire.

1233
01:28:04.600 --> 01:28:09.199
He was generally protesting like how the
powers to be your fucking everything up,

1234
01:28:09.279 --> 01:28:14.239
which I generally don't disagree with,
to be honest, but he was uh,

1235
01:28:14.359 --> 01:28:17.720
he de lit himself on fire outside
of the Trump trial, and then

1236
01:28:17.760 --> 01:28:27.800
a bunch of people came and put
him out, did they They put this

1237
01:28:27.840 --> 01:28:34.359
guy out and he's in critical condition. Now I'm pretty sure he's dead.

1238
01:28:35.319 --> 01:28:41.439
I think he was in critical Let
me see, uh Trump fire. I

1239
01:28:41.439 --> 01:28:45.199
mean I hope, good Lord.
I mean, usually that's what happens when

1240
01:28:45.199 --> 01:28:48.880
you don't die right away from engulfing
yourself. If you die a little bit

1241
01:28:48.960 --> 01:28:51.439
later, that's usually what happened.
No, but this was like a day

1242
01:28:51.560 --> 01:28:55.840
later that he was like in credit, like like way way later. Total

1243
01:28:55.880 --> 01:28:58.760
disbelieve, fresh shock, my man
sentels on fire, says blah blah.

1244
01:28:58.880 --> 01:29:03.119
Uh there's is there no information on
whether not this guy's dead. There should

1245
01:29:03.199 --> 01:29:09.880
definitely be with it. Hold on
Trump fired around Maybe if if I Google

1246
01:29:09.960 --> 01:29:14.880
died Max Azarela's conspiracy theories led hisself
in three days ago, two days ago,

1247
01:29:14.880 --> 01:29:16.880
maybe seventh fires? Okay, yeah, okay, he died, Thank

1248
01:29:16.880 --> 01:29:20.199
God Jesus Christ. That makes sense. I'd be like if he's still alive.

1249
01:29:20.239 --> 01:29:23.439
I was like, this guy is
superhuman. We need to study him

1250
01:29:23.479 --> 01:29:26.800
now because I saw how long he
was on fire for it. I'm like,

1251
01:29:27.239 --> 01:29:30.960
you don't survive that dude, You
like, like why you got it?

1252
01:29:30.039 --> 01:29:32.079
Why do you put him out?
Dude? Like, don't put him

1253
01:29:32.079 --> 01:29:35.159
out like he's you see him,
Like, with all due respect, you

1254
01:29:35.159 --> 01:29:41.239
see a guy engulfed in flames,
you give it like twenty minutes before you

1255
01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:45.600
put that guy out. I think
twenty minutes. You really make sure because

1256
01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:47.159
like you don't want like, because
who the fuck wants to be saved at

1257
01:29:47.199 --> 01:29:49.680
that point? Do you want to
do? You want to be walking around

1258
01:29:49.720 --> 01:29:54.479
like a fucking like a like a
like a candle, like a melo,

1259
01:29:55.960 --> 01:30:01.680
like a just fucking putting out fires
is is ingrained in our DNA. So

1260
01:30:01.800 --> 01:30:05.960
like that is something that it's hard
to just you can't just watch something burn

1261
01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:10.159
that you know that shouldn't be on
fire because like even like a lot of

1262
01:30:10.239 --> 01:30:14.560
animals and animal kingdom will try to
put fires out because it's like, uh,

1263
01:30:14.680 --> 01:30:16.960
I know what this thing is because
I get I get enamored by fire

1264
01:30:17.000 --> 01:30:19.000
a little bit, like when it's
like when it's burned, like when it's

1265
01:30:19.000 --> 01:30:23.039
breaked, when it's like really burning, I'm like what wait, you're you're

1266
01:30:23.199 --> 01:30:28.439
you're broken first of all, but
you wouldn't feel if there was a fire

1267
01:30:28.439 --> 01:30:30.199
in your vicinity right, Like,
say, say something's on fire in your

1268
01:30:30.199 --> 01:30:33.760
home, you wouldn't just stand there
in awe at it. Even Oh oh

1269
01:30:34.279 --> 01:30:36.760
no, no, no, no, well maybe I guess maybe my my

1270
01:30:36.960 --> 01:30:42.039
sense to protect my home and the
people I'm around would kick in the stop.

1271
01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:45.439
It's a fucking hay bale on fire. I'm like, ah, man,

1272
01:30:45.560 --> 01:30:49.039
And if it was nowhere near you
watch them like, ah, if

1273
01:30:49.039 --> 01:30:51.760
it was nowhere near you, you
would it wouldn't be of no concern to

1274
01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:55.439
you. But if it was in
your vicinity that you feel like it could

1275
01:30:55.439 --> 01:30:58.119
be a threat to your home or
your environment, or to your well or

1276
01:30:58.159 --> 01:31:00.800
to your being right itself. No, that like I think I think probably

1277
01:31:01.199 --> 01:31:05.600
have gotten the spectacle out of it
programmed out of me now I used to.

1278
01:31:05.640 --> 01:31:09.159
At first, I was just like, ah, yeah, I'm gonna

1279
01:31:09.319 --> 01:31:14.600
like freaking jet sets saying like jetstream
Sam when he's watching fucking Ride and Fight.

1280
01:31:14.680 --> 01:31:16.560
He's like, Ah yeah, I'm
gonna go to your house. I'm

1281
01:31:16.600 --> 01:31:19.479
gonna go to your house. I'm
gonna go to go to your house and

1282
01:31:19.520 --> 01:31:21.800
set your computer on fire in the
middle of the night and then wake you

1283
01:31:21.920 --> 01:31:30.119
up and see how you react.
I'm like, why dude, why I

1284
01:31:30.119 --> 01:31:31.399
would shoot you and know it's used
to it, And I'm like, dude,

1285
01:31:31.399 --> 01:31:34.359
I shot some guy that broke into
my house. I don't know who

1286
01:31:34.439 --> 01:31:39.800
it was. Christ have a bullet
wood. I'm like, did you get

1287
01:31:39.800 --> 01:31:44.000
shot last night too? It's crazy
I shot someone last time? Like,

1288
01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:50.319
so Maxwell iz Arello, Uh,
what what an artist is? I didn't

1289
01:31:50.359 --> 01:31:57.720
know the guy that well. I
guess you can say, technically, stop

1290
01:31:57.760 --> 01:32:00.640
it. He's really hurt. Get
all the girls. Man, he's not

1291
01:32:00.720 --> 01:32:04.000
hurt no more. Yeah, So
what was he? I didn't I so

1292
01:32:04.119 --> 01:32:09.520
I didn't look into it. What
was he? Was he? Everyone's calling

1293
01:32:09.560 --> 01:32:15.479
him conspiracy theories? Yeah? What
was his? What side was he on?

1294
01:32:15.800 --> 01:32:19.479
Like? What did you capture from
that? It's it seemed pretty I

1295
01:32:19.479 --> 01:32:24.479
don't even think I got like a
general side from him. It just kind

1296
01:32:24.479 --> 01:32:31.800
of seemed like general, like a
genuine discontent with like just global like world

1297
01:32:31.840 --> 01:32:36.119
governments being completely incompetent. I didn't
look that deeply into it. But that's

1298
01:32:36.119 --> 01:32:40.319
that's remember what I was. That's
remember what I was saying. The thing

1299
01:32:40.399 --> 01:32:45.560
from that though, it comes from
it comes from a side with like I'm

1300
01:32:45.560 --> 01:32:47.000
not saying it. I'm not saying
it doesn't. I'm saying I didn't get

1301
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:50.399
a good read on like what side
it was from. Okay, I just

1302
01:32:50.439 --> 01:32:55.000
wonder, I wonder if that information
is available, because I like, was

1303
01:32:55.039 --> 01:32:59.840
he did he think? Did he
think Donald Trump was part of the mis

1304
01:33:00.760 --> 01:33:03.359
or did he think that this is
an injustice that Donald Trump's trying to take

1305
01:33:03.359 --> 01:33:06.279
down the machine and they're trying to
take down Donald Trump? Because that's usually

1306
01:33:06.279 --> 01:33:12.680
the two fucking like sides of a
health You donnie, I need a brea.

1307
01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:15.880
Police police said that his driver's license
showed that he was born in nineteen

1308
01:33:15.880 --> 01:33:18.720
eighty seven and he was a native
of Saint Augustine, Florida. A retistered

1309
01:33:18.760 --> 01:33:21.640
Democrat, he attended the University of
North Carolina. Bla blah blah blah blah

1310
01:33:21.640 --> 01:33:29.359
blah described what the fuck? Yeah, what he was super curious about social

1311
01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:31.560
justice and the he was He was
super curious about social justice and the way

1312
01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:42.560
things could be UHAA. Looking through
this, yeah, I don't know.

1313
01:33:43.399 --> 01:33:47.760
It seems he might have leaned left, I think, but I don't really

1314
01:33:47.960 --> 01:33:55.239
know. I'm not getting a clear
fucking he left him manifesto. I know

1315
01:33:55.319 --> 01:34:00.760
that oh his beliefs oh okay Azareela
had a long history of posting conspiracy theories

1316
01:34:00.760 --> 01:34:02.840
and railing against the rich and powerful. According to the NYPD officials who had

1317
01:34:02.840 --> 01:34:08.159
began to come through a social media
protests or posts. His lengthy substack posts

1318
01:34:08.199 --> 01:34:10.640
called that a string of people,
social media companies, and institutions. He

1319
01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:16.399
also labeled the COVID nine COVID nineteen
pandemic as an economic doomsday device. In

1320
01:34:16.439 --> 01:34:20.000
the document, Israel says an active
self emlaia was an extreme active protest.

1321
01:34:23.079 --> 01:34:28.640
Yeah, I have I don't really
know, well that, uh, the

1322
01:34:28.680 --> 01:34:30.960
COVID nineteen thing is a little bit
of a hint, I would say,

1323
01:34:31.960 --> 01:34:41.600
kind of, but like it's not
which is literarily false, because that did

1324
01:34:41.680 --> 01:34:44.560
kind of fuck up a lot.
I have a set fucked up a lot

1325
01:34:44.600 --> 01:34:47.359
in a way that it always would
happen because naturally in an epidemic way.

1326
01:34:47.399 --> 01:34:53.119
I think the guy was reading into
it as like as a you're saying that

1327
01:34:53.399 --> 01:34:58.800
a doomsday device is is used to
create doom, is man made. It's

1328
01:34:58.800 --> 01:35:01.399
a device. Well we well that's
not it is. It was. That's

1329
01:35:01.479 --> 01:35:06.399
kind that's kind of that's kind of
the thing about it, Like not the

1330
01:35:06.399 --> 01:35:16.000
pandemic itself, but like the virus, right that's pretty because well, so

1331
01:35:16.000 --> 01:35:20.479
that's so, that's not that has
not that is look at I will say

1332
01:35:20.560 --> 01:35:24.800
to myself, seem to see what
you're doing. I would say to my

1333
01:35:25.279 --> 01:35:29.800
me that I believe that it probably
came from a lab in Wuhan, but

1334
01:35:29.880 --> 01:35:33.479
that's still not the official Actually what
that's you just listened to the actual evidence.

1335
01:35:33.479 --> 01:35:38.199
They're saying no, And I don't
know if I believe that. But

1336
01:35:38.239 --> 01:35:43.359
my thing is either way, because
this is I guess my beef is why

1337
01:35:43.399 --> 01:35:46.520
does it actually? Like what is
the point of lying? Like, when

1338
01:35:46.560 --> 01:35:49.199
I really think about it, it
would have happened either way, And then

1339
01:35:49.199 --> 01:35:54.880
there's a huge point of lying,
like what would happen? So if if

1340
01:35:54.960 --> 01:35:57.439
China was like, oh we did
it, my bad, what would happen

1341
01:35:57.479 --> 01:36:00.520
to China? A lot of country
to be very furious that a lot of

1342
01:36:00.560 --> 01:36:05.359
citizens got killed because they're negligent,
But what would My question is what would

1343
01:36:05.359 --> 01:36:10.640
happen to China? Would people stop
trading? Huh? Would people stop trying

1344
01:36:11.520 --> 01:36:18.079
the thing? Because we're already but
the only thing that would change things but

1345
01:36:18.159 --> 01:36:20.880
nothing. Yeah, but business doesn't
give a fuck about any of that.

1346
01:36:20.920 --> 01:36:26.560
Ship there were the world's gonna keep
turning in the same way. It doesn't.

1347
01:36:26.640 --> 01:36:29.359
Yeah, but there's yeah, but
there's gonna be honest, like just

1348
01:36:29.399 --> 01:36:34.319
because China is notorious for lying and
hiding. Also everybody isn't really right,

1349
01:36:34.399 --> 01:36:39.359
but like specifically, like it doesn't
really matter how it comes across necessarily,

1350
01:36:39.399 --> 01:36:42.880
but it's still it behooves you to
have a better reputation than you otherwise would

1351
01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:45.640
have anyway, even if it won't
materially affect you in any in any real

1352
01:36:45.680 --> 01:36:49.039
way, like it just it behooves
you to just be looked upon a little

1353
01:36:49.039 --> 01:36:53.600
bit less evil than you actually are. That would be my assumption is that,

1354
01:36:53.600 --> 01:36:56.239
like we're not gonna tell them we
fucking engineered this ship. That's crazy.

1355
01:36:56.520 --> 01:36:59.680
We're just gonna say the whole thing
is should happened to it, it

1356
01:36:59.720 --> 01:37:01.560
would be you would want to lie
about it if you did it on purpose.

1357
01:37:02.439 --> 01:37:10.039
An accident is you know what I'm
saying is optically, I'm just saying,

1358
01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:14.479
optically, if you did something on
accident, no matter how horrible it

1359
01:37:14.560 --> 01:37:17.920
is to society, it's it's always
forgivable because it was a fucking mistake.

1360
01:37:18.319 --> 01:37:23.000
Even when people hit people with cars
and kill people or whatever the fuck happens

1361
01:37:23.439 --> 01:37:27.239
people aren't nearly as upset. And
then if there's intentionally you kill somebody murdered

1362
01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:30.359
somebody, I agree a little bit. I disagree a little bit, like

1363
01:37:30.439 --> 01:37:33.279
you're you're right, that actually be
an accident, right, But the idea

1364
01:37:33.319 --> 01:37:36.840
is that like what the fuck are
they doing making something like that and testing

1365
01:37:36.880 --> 01:37:41.520
something like that? And then why
would they let something like that dangerous?

1366
01:37:41.760 --> 01:37:45.840
First of all, were they trying
to create? And then how the fuck

1367
01:37:45.880 --> 01:37:48.439
would they let that shit get out? Right? So they could so the

1368
01:37:48.479 --> 01:37:51.359
incompetency, like that's the one thing
where it would be it would be very

1369
01:37:51.479 --> 01:37:55.239
it would be, it would it
would It wouldn't change in a way the

1370
01:37:55.239 --> 01:37:58.680
world like a war on trying everybody
design on China probably, but it'd be

1371
01:37:58.720 --> 01:38:00.880
like what the fuck are you guys
doing over there? Like what we'll see

1372
01:38:00.920 --> 01:38:05.239
like in my is so just the
way that the world works. Unfortunately right

1373
01:38:05.279 --> 01:38:13.359
now with the insane injustices we have
that that have just been wrought throughout time

1374
01:38:13.479 --> 01:38:17.840
itself, there is no justice like
it's just it's just business, it's just

1375
01:38:17.960 --> 01:38:21.279
commerce. Things are gonna keep going, so you can be as mad as

1376
01:38:21.279 --> 01:38:25.359
you want. And I feel like
they say, when we just look at

1377
01:38:25.640 --> 01:38:30.479
we're looking at in active potential,
look at ethnic cleansing. We're we're we're

1378
01:38:30.560 --> 01:38:33.680
right now watching it happen, and
there are people protesting in the streets,

1379
01:38:33.720 --> 01:38:38.199
but the vast majority of people are
not. The vast majority of people will

1380
01:38:38.239 --> 01:38:40.640
not do anything. They know their
taxes are going to these bombs that are

1381
01:38:40.640 --> 01:38:45.119
slaughtering children, and they will do
fuck all about it. So even if

1382
01:38:45.239 --> 01:38:48.720
China was like, we did this
because you guys sucked dick, people would

1383
01:38:48.760 --> 01:38:53.279
be upset, but they would do
nothing about it. And the reason why

1384
01:38:53.800 --> 01:38:57.720
and the reason that that degree,
to that degree, I disagree, But

1385
01:38:57.880 --> 01:39:00.920
what you're saying is true to it. It just happened. Do you think

1386
01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:04.640
do you think that the people that
are that that have that hold all the

1387
01:39:04.680 --> 01:39:09.640
power and wealth in this country,
they give they're safe, They're fine.

1388
01:39:09.840 --> 01:39:13.760
I think I agree, But I
would say I would think that America we

1389
01:39:13.800 --> 01:39:16.680
owe them so much money that any
chance we got to look good and not

1390
01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:20.800
give those niggas back the money,
we would jump on that, like,

1391
01:39:21.199 --> 01:39:25.720
yeah, they're bad now, But
why would that happen? Why would why

1392
01:39:25.760 --> 01:39:30.039
would bad optics stop the business aspect
of our dealings? Well, the thing,

1393
01:39:30.199 --> 01:39:32.399
well, the thing is that the
bad optics will be a chance for

1394
01:39:32.479 --> 01:39:35.760
us to just not give them back
the money. So I found some information.

1395
01:39:35.800 --> 01:39:43.319
Actually, let's go about this guy. So so it says he identified

1396
01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:46.000
Okay, he seems not to be
identified with any political party and said,

1397
01:39:46.239 --> 01:39:50.560
uh, Azarello claims the US is
a secret kliptocracy made up of Republicans and

1398
01:39:50.560 --> 01:39:56.159
Democrats who are pretending to be rivals. Uh, and there was He's a

1399
01:39:56.199 --> 01:40:00.640
libertarian, Okay. Azarello, who
described himself as an investigative researcher on the

1400
01:40:00.640 --> 01:40:03.239
post, wrote a manifesto that his
extreme active protest was meant to draw attention

1401
01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:08.960
to an urgent and important discovery that
involves Trump only tangentially claiming that the crypto

1402
01:40:09.720 --> 01:40:13.439
claiming that cryptocurrency is a Ponzi scheme
run by the world's wealthiest people and powerful

1403
01:40:13.439 --> 01:40:15.960
figures in government. We are the
victims of a totalitarian con and our own

1404
01:40:16.000 --> 01:40:18.159
government, along with many of their
allies, is about to hit us with

1405
01:40:18.159 --> 01:40:24.279
an apocalyptic fascist world coup. Azarello
wrote, these claims sound fantastical, sound

1406
01:40:24.359 --> 01:40:27.199
like fantastical conspiracy theory, but they
are not their proof of a conspiracy.

1407
01:40:29.520 --> 01:40:33.520
Yeah, so just it seems it's
kind of vague bullshit. It's very vague.

1408
01:40:33.520 --> 01:40:36.640
Our government is conning us completely,
he wrote, Bill Clinton was secretly

1409
01:40:36.720 --> 01:40:42.199
on former CIA director George HW.
Bush's side. The Democrats versus Repolan division

1410
01:40:42.199 --> 01:40:46.439
has been entirely manufactured ever since Clinton, ever since Clinton is with Bush,

1411
01:40:46.680 --> 01:40:49.399
Gores with Bush, Trump is with
Hillary, and so on. Okay,

1412
01:40:49.439 --> 01:40:53.199
so he's like completely just disillusioned to
as the terms that we have a secret

1413
01:40:53.239 --> 01:40:58.760
cleptocracy. Both parties are run by
financial criminals whose only goals are to divide

1414
01:40:59.079 --> 01:41:02.079
to see even bleed us dry.
They divide the public against itself and blame

1415
01:41:02.159 --> 01:41:06.000
other party. Yeah, it's I
don't disagree with it, but I wouldn't

1416
01:41:06.039 --> 01:41:10.880
have killed myself to say this.
I disagree with a lot of it.

1417
01:41:10.920 --> 01:41:15.279
And the people like this give players
like Hillary Clinton or Bill or anything,

1418
01:41:15.319 --> 01:41:20.520
give them too much credit where it's
actually the way that these things work is

1419
01:41:20.680 --> 01:41:25.079
way simpler than a lot of these
people like to make it out to be,

1420
01:41:25.399 --> 01:41:29.600
where it's literally just, oh,
people that have a lot of money,

1421
01:41:30.039 --> 01:41:32.600
give a lot of money to these
people that are in power to do

1422
01:41:32.680 --> 01:41:36.439
the bidding for them. It's fucking
simple. Yeah, if you took the

1423
01:41:36.479 --> 01:41:41.239
money out of politics. Shit,
would be in like un it would be

1424
01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:45.800
in like utopian shit that we would
be unrecognizable in a way that you couldn't

1425
01:41:45.000 --> 01:41:49.239
lobby. You couldn't like say,
have the corporations do what they do convince

1426
01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:54.039
people to be against unions, which
is the funniest fucking thing. It is

1427
01:41:54.079 --> 01:41:57.319
the biggest joke in the universe to
me. But you have enough power and

1428
01:41:57.359 --> 01:42:01.039
influence to condition people to accept garbage, you know, through money, and

1429
01:42:01.279 --> 01:42:06.399
it's just so they can d So
a bezos could have hundreds of billions of

1430
01:42:06.399 --> 01:42:11.960
dollars one man could have. Like
that is so funny, like to even

1431
01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:14.760
think about that content. But do
you know, do you know what I

1432
01:42:14.800 --> 01:42:16.359
mean? Do you know what I
mean? Where? Like? But do

1433
01:42:16.359 --> 01:42:18.319
you know what I mean? Where
Like I was looking through that, I

1434
01:42:18.319 --> 01:42:21.000
remember looking through this or like a
couple days ago when it happened, I

1435
01:42:21.000 --> 01:42:25.840
was like, I can't get a
fucking read on where this guy is at

1436
01:42:25.880 --> 01:42:30.760
all, right, like because it
feels very fucking I don't know, I

1437
01:42:30.760 --> 01:42:33.199
don't know, I don't know if
it matters necessarily, but like I couldn't

1438
01:42:33.199 --> 01:42:38.239
figure it out. I have a
hard left I have a hard left turn

1439
01:42:38.279 --> 01:42:44.760
for you guys, finish finish your
story about this, Okay, So remember

1440
01:42:44.880 --> 01:42:47.680
a very few a couple of episodes
ago, right, quite episodes ago,

1441
01:42:48.199 --> 01:42:54.359
there was this thing where Derek said
that he thinks he could out fight a

1442
01:42:54.439 --> 01:42:58.439
wolf by himself with his bare hand. A long time ago. Yeah,

1443
01:42:58.439 --> 01:43:01.640
it was a while ago. I
thought a video of this regular like five

1444
01:43:01.680 --> 01:43:06.039
foot six women beside a wolf.
This is probably a particularly big one.

1445
01:43:06.479 --> 01:43:10.279
Yes, we know you could not
outfight this. Yes, so we went

1446
01:43:10.359 --> 01:43:12.760
through the average size of a wolf
on that episode two, which I know

1447
01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:15.159
you obviously don't remember because you wouldn't
even don't remember this up because they're they're

1448
01:43:15.199 --> 01:43:18.000
they're probably a bit because I remember
the scale, like the scale, I

1449
01:43:18.039 --> 01:43:21.239
remember, the average size of a
wolf is small, and I could beat

1450
01:43:21.239 --> 01:43:25.680
the fuck out of one. Yeah, I'm not small. They're bigger than

1451
01:43:25.720 --> 01:43:29.479
shepherds. That's not small. I
would say I would beat the fuck out

1452
01:43:29.479 --> 01:43:31.039
of most dogs, like I think
you would. I think you would be.

1453
01:43:31.199 --> 01:43:32.800
You're not beating this, I don't
think. Don't think you can be

1454
01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:36.920
wrestling. I've always loved wrestling,
like big dogs. It was like one

1455
01:43:36.960 --> 01:43:41.640
of my favorite things to do.
And as even like say a younger person

1456
01:43:41.680 --> 01:43:45.479
that wasn't that strong. Dogs are
fucking strong, But I would still,

1457
01:43:45.800 --> 01:43:48.479
you know, like even with their
weight in their momentum, it wasn't that

1458
01:43:48.640 --> 01:43:53.319
hard to deal with because they weren't
a full sized, fucking human that weighed

1459
01:43:53.520 --> 01:43:56.920
upwards of two hundred pounds. Like, it's just stupid to think that you

1460
01:43:56.960 --> 01:44:00.560
can't, in a life or death
situation not deal with one, even if

1461
01:44:00.560 --> 01:44:02.920
it just bites you. And as
it bites you, now its mouth is

1462
01:44:02.960 --> 01:44:08.880
completely subdued, and now I can
have my way with it. If it

1463
01:44:08.960 --> 01:44:11.239
bit you, right, if it
bit you right, because I understand the

1464
01:44:11.239 --> 01:44:14.760
idea if it bites you, because
I've been bit by dogs before. And

1465
01:44:15.000 --> 01:44:17.760
if they bite you in a place
that matters anywhere you're in, you're in

1466
01:44:17.840 --> 01:44:20.800
a bad spot. Because if it
bites you in your throat or up up

1467
01:44:20.840 --> 01:44:25.119
in this area over here, you're
in a bad spot. And if it

1468
01:44:25.159 --> 01:44:28.399
bites you in a place where there's
a lot of flesh or bones to bite

1469
01:44:28.479 --> 01:44:30.760
and crush, granted I'm there,
They've never they've never been I've never anything

1470
01:44:30.760 --> 01:44:33.199
crushed the bone of mine like I've
been bit by. Like I got bit

1471
01:44:33.239 --> 01:44:36.399
by a pit one time on my
leg and it hurt like fuck. But

1472
01:44:36.479 --> 01:44:40.279
I was still like able to do
shit. It didn't like pierce my bone

1473
01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:43.399
just like that. But I don't
think you could do it so a wolf.

1474
01:44:43.680 --> 01:44:45.000
I really don't think you can kill
a wolf. I think I think

1475
01:44:45.159 --> 01:44:47.760
all you, I think you have
a chance. I think you have a

1476
01:44:47.800 --> 01:44:51.720
chance. I think it's not Sorry, I don't think it's impossible, but

1477
01:44:51.760 --> 01:44:57.720
I think it's definitely not in your
favorite That's why, this is why,

1478
01:44:57.760 --> 01:45:00.600
this is why I carry. I
carry hot sauce everywhere I go with me

1479
01:45:00.199 --> 01:45:06.479
specifically for in case of crazy.
That's what that's what I do. I

1480
01:45:08.079 --> 01:45:10.560
would I would blind the wolf of
hot sauce and then it would sumb it.

1481
01:45:10.680 --> 01:45:18.960
I would sumb its eyes away.
The idea, the idea of somebody

1482
01:45:19.439 --> 01:45:24.800
is why. I think it's because
people don't know how to strategize for this

1483
01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:27.119
fight. It's just like go for
the eyes and then you're good. Like

1484
01:45:27.239 --> 01:45:33.479
little. I think people are very
you can still people are very People are

1485
01:45:33.600 --> 01:45:39.840
very People are very afraid and they
can't visualize like when it comes to like

1486
01:45:39.880 --> 01:45:42.880
when fear gets in the way in
the way that like say, I have

1487
01:45:43.000 --> 01:45:47.079
like an uh an uh like a
height phobia. And there's certain things that

1488
01:45:47.119 --> 01:45:50.960
I can't really visualize me doing in
a way that it kind of frightens me,

1489
01:45:51.039 --> 01:45:53.720
but in a way that like,
say, if I had to fight

1490
01:45:53.800 --> 01:45:57.039
a wolf, I know that,
oh, I'm probably gonna get bitten a

1491
01:45:57.079 --> 01:46:00.920
lot, and I'm okay with that. I'm way more afraid of a gun

1492
01:46:00.960 --> 01:46:02.399
that can just you know, easily
just in my life. Or I'll take

1493
01:46:02.439 --> 01:46:09.560
my chance with a wolf any fucking
day where most like most likely it's gonna

1494
01:46:09.600 --> 01:46:12.680
bite me and tear my flesh,
which I'm not even afraid of that happening.

1495
01:46:12.720 --> 01:46:15.600
I don't want to happen. It
fucking hurts, but I'm not afraid

1496
01:46:15.800 --> 01:46:18.800
of getting my flesh because it's happened
before I know what it feels like.

1497
01:46:18.960 --> 01:46:23.319
I've been a lot of things.
I've have a lot of scars. And

1498
01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:27.119
also one thing that people always forget, I guess people that don't get in

1499
01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:31.359
scraps and you should know, adrenaline
takes over and in the beginning, you

1500
01:46:31.359 --> 01:46:35.199
don't really feel shit. You know, it's usually towards like say, why,

1501
01:46:35.319 --> 01:46:38.640
like I say, a fight,
a boxing match or an mm A

1502
01:46:38.680 --> 01:46:42.479
match or anything, why it's so
difficult towards the end of it because you've

1503
01:46:42.479 --> 01:46:45.760
already had your adrenaline dump and now
you're feeling everything. You were getting fucking

1504
01:46:45.800 --> 01:46:53.960
hit, everything flowing down all that
time, and you sit there and you're

1505
01:46:54.000 --> 01:46:59.039
like that minute, you're like,
yeah, what are you saying? The

1506
01:46:59.079 --> 01:47:03.800
thing about finding a doll is that
they're like dogs are cowards, you know,

1507
01:47:03.920 --> 01:47:06.840
like dogs like you could just all
you have to do is like all

1508
01:47:06.840 --> 01:47:11.079
you really have to do is put
on like a really scary ghost mask and

1509
01:47:11.119 --> 01:47:15.640
say ooh, and then they'll run
away. Granted, grant my only experience,

1510
01:47:15.840 --> 01:47:19.680
granted, my only experiences with dogs
is through cartoons in the form of

1511
01:47:19.720 --> 01:47:23.479
like Curzy Cowardly Dog and Scooby Doo
and and and so far as you know

1512
01:47:23.720 --> 01:47:27.800
it's such as But I really,
I really do think like all you got

1513
01:47:27.880 --> 01:47:30.079
to do is like spook it up
a little bit and distract it with like

1514
01:47:30.119 --> 01:47:33.399
a sandwich or something, and you're
fine. I just I don't. I

1515
01:47:33.399 --> 01:47:40.520
don't. I don't a man going
in until wolves then to use Scooby Doo

1516
01:47:40.960 --> 01:47:45.560
encourage the cowardly dog logic in a
dead full of predator wolves is why.

1517
01:47:46.399 --> 01:47:49.520
I just I know, I condent, I know how to deal with this

1518
01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:55.119
mom. The artists would not lie
to me so like I. I I

1519
01:47:55.159 --> 01:47:59.319
don't like I just I don't believe
that they would they believe they Why would

1520
01:47:59.319 --> 01:48:02.520
they make Curry such a pussy if
he's not a pussy? He goes up

1521
01:48:02.560 --> 01:48:05.800
to a regular great Day and that
tries to get it like Scooby and it

1522
01:48:06.119 --> 01:48:12.760
bites his face and he's like,
ow, what the fuck, dude?

1523
01:48:13.600 --> 01:48:15.399
A wolf is about the size of
a Great Dane, and great Danes are

1524
01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:18.199
big fucking dogs. Wolves are not
the site. What the fuck are you?

1525
01:48:18.720 --> 01:48:20.880
A great wolve about the size of
a great Dame? That ass.

1526
01:48:20.920 --> 01:48:25.039
They're not as heavy, they're not
as heavy, but they're about the same

1527
01:48:25.119 --> 01:48:29.239
size. Googled the average size of
a fucking wolf and they're not the average

1528
01:48:29.279 --> 01:48:31.800
size of a fucking great day?
Eight inches? Are you talking about?

1529
01:48:31.840 --> 01:48:39.039
Google? That's says eight inches.
I feel like I could take that.

1530
01:48:39.039 --> 01:48:43.439
They're about his big as Tarrian Lanister
bro like, relax, that's great,

1531
01:48:43.720 --> 01:48:47.039
Relax. What the fuck? What
the fuck they've been showing us? If

1532
01:48:47.039 --> 01:48:51.800
the average woman's the size of Tyrians? What have we been seeing? My

1533
01:48:51.840 --> 01:48:56.039
friend, my friend, my friend
had a wolf and he would he would

1534
01:48:56.079 --> 01:48:58.239
bring it to school. Sometimes he
would have it in his pocket and he

1535
01:48:58.279 --> 01:49:00.359
would be like, look at my
wolf, and he would like to people

1536
01:49:00.359 --> 01:49:02.760
then sneak in his pocket. Yeah, it's really adorable. It's suffocated in

1537
01:49:02.760 --> 01:49:04.840
his pocket one day, but that
was really sad. We don't talk about

1538
01:49:04.840 --> 01:49:09.039
that. I saw one in person
at Pet Supplies Plus in Fishfield, New

1539
01:49:09.119 --> 01:49:12.319
York. I remember I was there, was our friend, one of our

1540
01:49:12.359 --> 01:49:15.279
friends we knew work there, and
some guy brought him a wolf dog and

1541
01:49:15.319 --> 01:49:19.199
I knew it was half German shepherd, but it was so much bigger than

1542
01:49:19.199 --> 01:49:27.319
a shepherd and its eyes looked fuck. It was like you know how you

1543
01:49:27.319 --> 01:49:30.600
know how dogs have sort of affectionate
eyes, if that makes any sense to

1544
01:49:30.640 --> 01:49:33.079
people, Like when like when a
dog looks at it doesn't look at you

1545
01:49:33.199 --> 01:49:36.159
in like a predatory way. It
isn't. You're kind of like a person,

1546
01:49:36.319 --> 01:49:40.800
you know. The wolf was like
looking at us like I eat any

1547
01:49:40.800 --> 01:49:43.079
of you niggas right now, Like
I'll eat one of y'all. Like every

1548
01:49:43.079 --> 01:49:51.119
dog I've ever all down and like
limbs owner some ideas to have had,

1549
01:49:51.159 --> 01:49:54.680
has looked at me like like a
predator would look at like it. Every

1550
01:49:54.720 --> 01:49:58.720
dog I've ever had looked at me. Every dog I've ever had has looked

1551
01:49:58.720 --> 01:50:03.680
at me the same way Harvey Weinstein
looked at many of his associates. It's

1552
01:50:04.119 --> 01:50:09.039
a pretty it was a pretty dire. Yeah. Yeah, they had really

1553
01:50:09.039 --> 01:50:14.039
malicious thoughts. They're trying to take
you down, Chris. Your dog is

1554
01:50:14.079 --> 01:50:17.319
so tiny. I can imagine your
dog like licking its lips and looking at

1555
01:50:17.359 --> 01:50:20.079
you like you walk in the house
and you're just looking at it back,

1556
01:50:20.079 --> 01:50:23.880
and it's just like, yeah,
he's a little too strong, right It's

1557
01:50:23.920 --> 01:50:29.600
really jarring seeing it's seeing my dogs
strong right now. It's really jarring.

1558
01:50:29.640 --> 01:50:33.279
Seeing my dog's salivating like like the
hair where the hair's gray, and it's

1559
01:50:33.319 --> 01:50:35.960
like, oh, it's fucking so
weird because I remember I remember when she

1560
01:50:36.000 --> 01:50:40.079
was like the size of like my
palm, and she would like sleep here,

1561
01:50:40.760 --> 01:50:45.760
like well yeah, yeah, I
mean she had white hair anyway,

1562
01:50:45.319 --> 01:50:48.319
like from a long ass time ago. But like she's well, she's like

1563
01:50:48.600 --> 01:50:53.199
she was born in like twenty fifteen
or twenty sixteen, I think, so

1564
01:50:54.000 --> 01:50:58.119
she's it was about ten years now, yeah, almost about she's she's like

1565
01:50:58.159 --> 01:51:01.520
seven or eight. She's probably another
I lost my dog when it was thirteen.

1566
01:51:01.600 --> 01:51:05.640
The hardest spirits in my life,
dude, so far. Pro tip

1567
01:51:05.680 --> 01:51:11.640
man pro tip for keeping dogs or
animals alive a lot longer. To give

1568
01:51:11.680 --> 01:51:15.199
them because people don't usually do it. But give them purified water, you

1569
01:51:15.239 --> 01:51:18.279
give them real food, and then
you exercise them regularly and then they'll live.

1570
01:51:18.319 --> 01:51:21.920
As soon as that left my dog
as I was exercising anymore every day

1571
01:51:21.960 --> 01:51:28.800
like I used to. If you
do that, the data is out there

1572
01:51:29.319 --> 01:51:31.159
and it's it's kind of fascinating.
When I started to see that, I

1573
01:51:31.159 --> 01:51:33.760
was like, hold, don't feed
your dog. Parina and ship, don't

1574
01:51:33.800 --> 01:51:39.399
feed your dogs. Do not feed
your dogs that ship. Granted, it

1575
01:51:39.479 --> 01:51:44.880
is expensive as fuck to eat,
to give dogs good food, because my

1576
01:51:44.920 --> 01:51:47.760
grandma would buy good food for my
you'd buy like kangaroo meat, like good

1577
01:51:47.800 --> 01:51:51.159
bison for my dog. And that
ship is wild. We that's it.

1578
01:51:51.520 --> 01:51:55.279
I mean, it just keeps the
dog alive much longer and you don't have

1579
01:51:55.319 --> 01:52:00.800
to give it kangaroo being a bison
like that ship's grandmother would buy really good

1580
01:52:00.840 --> 01:52:03.800
food for the dog. Yeah,
I give see, I give my dog.

1581
01:52:03.800 --> 01:52:06.399
I give my dog Coca cola.
Love the dog. It was one

1582
01:52:06.399 --> 01:52:16.199
of okay, the worst bones ever. Right now, it's like it's like

1583
01:52:16.359 --> 01:52:20.199
I was like fucking spikes coming out
of its fucking bones. It's just like,

1584
01:52:20.359 --> 01:52:25.600
yeah, I don't it looks a
little bit like it looks a little

1585
01:52:25.640 --> 01:52:27.319
bit like those things for the last
of us right now. But like I

1586
01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:30.800
think she's getting she's on the bend, she's all right, she's alright.

1587
01:52:31.319 --> 01:52:38.039
Just more Coca cola and keep it
to zero coke zero. You gotta switch

1588
01:52:38.439 --> 01:52:46.960
zero zero. We tried to switch
to mountain dew. That is so insane,

1589
01:52:47.439 --> 01:52:51.960
that is got Yeah. Code red
Mountain Dew corde red are our advice

1590
01:52:53.000 --> 01:52:54.840
to you, our official Stark Tank
advice to you, guys. If you

1591
01:52:54.840 --> 01:52:57.920
want to keep your dog alive really
really long, to never give it water.

1592
01:52:57.960 --> 01:53:00.279
Ever. Water is actually like there's
a big scam going on with water.

1593
01:53:00.359 --> 01:53:01.720
Do not listen to the big water
companies like poland spring, our Head

1594
01:53:01.760 --> 01:53:05.640
elsewhere, smart water whatever, to
g whatever the fuck fuck that go to

1595
01:53:06.720 --> 01:53:11.399
trust Mountain dew. Yeah, big
waters out to get you. Trust mountain

1596
01:53:11.479 --> 01:53:15.960
dew code red code red only.
Don't do the green. Don't do any

1597
01:53:15.960 --> 01:53:18.199
other flavor. It's specifically mountain dew
code red. And as for food,

1598
01:53:18.840 --> 01:53:27.920
you can only rely on raisinets.
You can uh those marshmallow peanuts and ham

1599
01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:32.840
and cheese, hot pockets pocket No, because they can't have meat. They

1600
01:53:32.880 --> 01:53:38.039
can't have That's also like a big
conspiracy too. It's like you think you're

1601
01:53:38.079 --> 01:53:42.439
helping your dog by giving it meat. Meat. You think you're helping dogs.

1602
01:53:42.880 --> 01:53:45.680
Dogs are not supposed to eat meat. Their teeth are actually sharp,

1603
01:53:45.720 --> 01:53:49.640
specifically so we can fit in the
holes that are left in leaves by little

1604
01:53:49.680 --> 01:53:56.319
bugs. They're actually not meat eaters
at all. What that's what they're for

1605
01:53:56.920 --> 01:54:02.079
animals. Listen, you want to
do billion, so you have to so

1606
01:54:02.079 --> 01:54:09.920
specifically specifically mountain dew code, red
raceinets, marshmallow, peanuts, and specifically

1607
01:54:10.239 --> 01:54:15.199
pine needles, like they only eat
pine needles. So like if you have

1608
01:54:15.199 --> 01:54:16.800
a pine tree, shaved the pine
needles off, blend it into like a

1609
01:54:16.840 --> 01:54:20.600
farina, and then give that to
your dog, they will live until they

1610
01:54:20.600 --> 01:54:26.760
are fifty nine. This is proven. This has proven science. My dog

1611
01:54:26.800 --> 01:54:30.520
has been in my family for generations. It hasn't moved in a very very

1612
01:54:30.520 --> 01:54:33.239
long time, and it's very stiff, and it has a receipt on it.

1613
01:54:33.720 --> 01:54:36.760
But it's been in my family for
generations. And I promise you you

1614
01:54:36.760 --> 01:54:42.720
will not be disappointed anyway. The
wonder what is gonna happen when that first

1615
01:54:42.800 --> 01:54:45.000
dog that's going to be like,
oh, this dog's lived for forty eight

1616
01:54:45.039 --> 01:54:49.840
years, pops up, wasn't there
cat recently? Wasn't there? Like a

1617
01:54:49.880 --> 01:54:53.560
thirty year old cat recently? I
feel like there was like something like that,

1618
01:54:54.159 --> 01:54:57.159
something something like that. I might
put that thing down. Bro.

1619
01:54:57.880 --> 01:55:00.520
Yeah, that cat's having a fucking
visible that that cat. The cat is

1620
01:55:00.520 --> 01:55:09.119
like me out, you know,
all this oldest cat the world's old.

1621
01:55:09.119 --> 01:55:12.560
This cat is thirty one year old
dog, thirty one year old cat.

1622
01:55:12.800 --> 01:55:15.000
Still have a thirty one year old
dog. Yeah, the oldest cat is

1623
01:55:15.039 --> 01:55:18.000
thirty one as well. So this
is this guy's out of here pretty soon.

1624
01:55:18.039 --> 01:55:25.239
I guess that's upsetting out of here. Bro. This cat is as

1625
01:55:25.279 --> 01:55:29.359
old as I am. Well,
it's still alive. It's still alive.

1626
01:55:30.399 --> 01:55:35.960
Cats all too, man, that
is fucking insanely old. I'm going to

1627
01:55:36.000 --> 01:55:40.760
get a tortoise and put it down, well, don't down, not to

1628
01:55:40.840 --> 01:55:44.199
see how long it's gonna make it. Like, let's see how long it'll

1629
01:55:44.199 --> 01:55:45.720
make it, you know, like, don't put him down it and then

1630
01:55:45.800 --> 01:55:49.680
we can live living, we can
coexist and we'll grow up together. I

1631
01:55:49.720 --> 01:55:53.279
really love parrots but they're so good
that to be for a kid, I

1632
01:55:53.279 --> 01:55:55.960
feel like that'd be such good for
a child. If a child grow up

1633
01:55:55.960 --> 01:55:59.079
with a dog, and I've had
my dog my whole life, I f

1634
01:55:59.159 --> 01:56:02.159
like that'd be really good for the
mental health of a person. There's a

1635
01:56:02.199 --> 01:56:05.880
guy that I went to school with
who is I think his dog died like

1636
01:56:05.920 --> 01:56:12.600
a year ago, and he's still
mourning like the people people, some people

1637
01:56:12.680 --> 01:56:15.640
like it hits them just as hard
as humans or even more, and like

1638
01:56:15.720 --> 01:56:17.680
he's still he's still kind of fucked
up over it, and I'm like this,

1639
01:56:17.680 --> 01:56:23.039
this is what this is another reason
why I even think about Honestly,

1640
01:56:23.119 --> 01:56:26.880
it's more of a dog thing because
for some reason, even though I loved

1641
01:56:27.000 --> 01:56:30.600
my cats that I had, they
feel very expendable, which is, you

1642
01:56:30.600 --> 01:56:33.279
know, some people be very offended
by saying that, and I understand,

1643
01:56:33.760 --> 01:56:38.680
But the type of bond that you
can have with the dog is just because

1644
01:56:38.680 --> 01:56:43.720
the dog needs you in general.
It's just the way it's way it's built.

1645
01:56:45.039 --> 01:56:53.199
It's just amazing. Sorry, even
other people you foster a different foster

1646
01:56:53.279 --> 01:56:56.359
a closer relationship because you have to. You have to take it place as

1647
01:56:56.359 --> 01:56:58.800
you walk it, you know,
like a lot of people's best friends.

1648
01:56:58.800 --> 01:57:01.039
Like people imagine old motherfuck I live
in the woods. Their best friend is

1649
01:57:01.079 --> 01:57:04.399
their dogs. Not even a friend, it's like their ally. It's like,

1650
01:57:04.960 --> 01:57:09.800
hey, man, let's go with
some wood together. Dog a dog,

1651
01:57:09.840 --> 01:57:12.279
goldy hunt. They eat together.
They're like, all right, man,

1652
01:57:12.359 --> 01:57:15.399
let's head back home. They will. This feeds back into my argument.

1653
01:57:15.600 --> 01:57:19.000
This feeds back into my argument about
why zoo keepers are so dangerous that

1654
01:57:19.079 --> 01:57:24.319
you got you shot down. They're
not the it's not the same thing.

1655
01:57:24.359 --> 01:57:28.520
They're not beastmaster rangers. They are
because you have you have a dragon's dog.

1656
01:57:28.600 --> 01:57:30.800
But you don't understand if you have
a relationship with a crocodile. Do

1657
01:57:30.800 --> 01:57:33.119
you understand how far that would will
get you? If you could train a

1658
01:57:33.159 --> 01:57:42.720
crocodile mid their lizard minds? But
if you mistake, you're not you're not

1659
01:57:42.880 --> 01:57:45.399
hearing me. Like if you could, if you could tell your pet crocodile,

1660
01:57:45.439 --> 01:57:47.279
I don't know, his name is
fucking I don't know, Max Arella

1661
01:57:47.359 --> 01:57:51.399
or whatever. Go Max, go
to the go to the fucking deli and

1662
01:57:51.399 --> 01:57:55.479
pick me up a fucking slab of
boars head salami. And he goes like,

1663
01:57:55.640 --> 01:57:58.039
no problem, bro, And then
he saunters over to the jelly.

1664
01:57:58.119 --> 01:58:00.640
It's a crocodile. You're not gonna
say no to a crocodile. Crazy anyway,

1665
01:58:00.640 --> 01:58:06.479
The idea, the idea of the
idea of someone like someone being able

1666
01:58:06.520 --> 01:58:13.800
to control animals is really scary because
they get to control bugs, and they'd

1667
01:58:13.840 --> 01:58:19.640
be like, yo, bugs,
why so stupid? Let's get out of

1668
01:58:19.680 --> 01:58:26.800
here, Like, let's get the
fuck out of here. To get the

1669
01:58:26.800 --> 01:58:28.840
hell out of here. Thank you
guys for listening to this. I don't

1670
01:58:28.840 --> 01:58:32.880
even know what the want to this
episode. But this sposed to be At

1671
01:58:32.920 --> 01:58:35.800
first, I just turned into a
recollect it was. It was. It

1672
01:58:35.840 --> 01:58:41.279
was not supposed to be an extra
first. But it's okay, Sweetie's losing

1673
01:58:41.319 --> 01:58:45.600
his selling load. It's definitely not
anymore. That guy fumbled the back so

1674
01:58:45.680 --> 01:58:48.880
hard. He should have pandered way
harder, and he could have. He

1675
01:58:49.039 --> 01:58:54.079
would have. He would have been
like a king. That's why I respect

1676
01:58:54.920 --> 01:58:59.680
I respect him because I so I
disrespect him because I'm a little bit jealous

1677
01:58:59.720 --> 01:59:03.439
of me not grifting and and taking
that bag and being a millionaire. But

1678
01:59:03.479 --> 01:59:05.920
at the same time, I feel
like, oh, we have a connection

1679
01:59:06.520 --> 01:59:11.720
in a way that he just couldn't
live with himself if he did it.

1680
01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:15.199
Yeah, I get it. I'm
sure he's thinking. I'm sure. I'm

1681
01:59:15.199 --> 01:59:15.960
sure he's thinking about that same thing
too. He's thinking like, well,

1682
01:59:16.039 --> 01:59:18.680
while he lives destitute and like scrounging
for rent, I'm sure he's like,

1683
01:59:18.720 --> 01:59:21.159
Man, I didn't I didn't catch
it on that on that trend that I

1684
01:59:21.199 --> 01:59:24.920
had, But man, I'm sure
glad Derek from the snark Tank podcast really

1685
01:59:24.960 --> 01:59:31.199
respects me. Specific at least I
have that to hold on so much.

1686
01:59:31.239 --> 01:59:38.720
He guys to come in his own
mouth to eat and he finds out that

1687
01:59:38.760 --> 01:59:44.960
I fucking completely disrespected him with that
gay Perriod. You betrayed me, you

1688
01:59:45.039 --> 01:59:48.680
betrayed me and now and then he
kills himself because he thought his mouth that

1689
01:59:50.279 --> 01:59:55.279
he himself on fire. Trump trial, he says, have a truck trial.

1690
01:59:55.279 --> 01:59:57.800
And he says, I don't like
the way that Derek said a mean

1691
01:59:57.840 --> 02:00:01.840
thing about me and my little song. W Derek was really from snark tanky

1692
02:00:02.119 --> 02:00:05.279
betrayed my trust and then he just
liked himself on fire and that's it.

1693
02:00:06.359 --> 02:00:13.720
He sings, He sings one line
and then emmulsifies. He's so late,

1694
02:00:14.000 --> 02:00:18.319
bro, and he's screaming like a
fucking banshee. He's like, he's like

1695
02:00:18.560 --> 02:00:29.439
a fucking bad boot. He's just
screaming so loud, and his guitar at

1696
02:00:29.520 --> 02:00:35.119
like impossible. You can hear the
fire at all. The guitars not on

1697
02:00:35.199 --> 02:00:38.640
fire. The guitar is not on
fire, but you can hear this.

1698
02:00:38.720 --> 02:00:56.960
You can hear it like slowly untunings
as it is so funny. It's moving,

1699
02:00:57.000 --> 02:01:01.079
it's going so fast. It's going
so fast it's waving the flames away,

1700
02:01:01.159 --> 02:01:04.439
like in that specific part that like
people buy people nearby. People nearby

1701
02:01:04.479 --> 02:01:06.760
are like, wow, do you
hear that? The way he's like changing

1702
02:01:06.840 --> 02:01:12.680
keys mid strum, that's amazing,
Like like the artistry incredible, amazing.

1703
02:01:12.720 --> 02:01:15.680
He's also dying really fat. Artistry
on display here is second to none.

1704
02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:28.039
I can't believe she's gargling on his
own like flesh. Oh man, his

1705
02:01:28.159 --> 02:01:33.399
throat, his eyeball's popularly so neat. This is a beat stared admit for

1706
02:01:33.439 --> 02:01:39.319
no reason. It's burning this guy. Somebody somebody clipped this and at Oliver

1707
02:01:39.399 --> 02:01:44.399
Anthony and be like, hey,
bro, snark takes. You don't know

1708
02:01:44.640 --> 02:01:47.920
that fans Snark wants to be It
wants to know if you want to be

1709
02:01:48.039 --> 02:01:53.600
on the podcast. Somebody clip this
and send it to him. You said,

1710
02:01:53.640 --> 02:01:58.880
that's hilarious. Oh my god,
let's let's get out of here.

1711
02:01:58.920 --> 02:02:00.880
Thanks for supporting our show, The
Sunk Tank podcast Patreon that concest the Shark

1712
02:02:00.880 --> 02:02:04.319
Tank. I don't even that.
We're gonna read our twenty five dollars.

1713
02:02:04.520 --> 02:02:09.359
Patrons now their privileges that they get
to they get to change their name into

1714
02:02:09.399 --> 02:02:11.520
something that pisses me off. And
I read it at the end of the

1715
02:02:11.560 --> 02:02:15.000
show, no matter what it is, and uh, this is this is

1716
02:02:15.079 --> 02:02:23.199
my Sissiphian Hill. And here we
go. Calt me down, nice sucking

1717
02:02:24.439 --> 02:02:31.399
one evil method man, be like, we're pixies. We're pixies. I

1718
02:02:31.439 --> 02:02:41.800
did not know she was sixteen.
Damn pretty good. That's pretty good.

1719
02:02:41.800 --> 02:02:45.520
I'm gonna lie. Fred Flintstone in
blackface screams, Yaba Daba didn't do nothing.

1720
02:02:46.319 --> 02:02:57.720
Oh my god, my god,
crazy but home will while he's in

1721
02:02:57.920 --> 02:03:05.000
blackface. Dude, he's in black
because he's shadowed himself so much. He's

1722
02:03:05.319 --> 02:03:16.239
rubbing it in. He's black because
he's shut up so bad. Stop it,

1723
02:03:16.359 --> 02:03:21.359
guys, that's so gross. The
police, I'm sorry. Stop.

1724
02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:26.720
Dino is in the corner like he's
crying. Dina was crying with his head

1725
02:03:26.760 --> 02:03:31.039
in his hand. His head's in
his hands, he's crying. He's in

1726
02:03:31.079 --> 02:03:35.840
a dimly lit corner. The fact
you said Dino was crazy. I forgot

1727
02:03:35.840 --> 02:03:39.880
that was the name of a dinosaur, so did I. I forgot that.

1728
02:03:40.159 --> 02:03:44.079
Yeah, I only I only know
this to be fair because of that

1729
02:03:44.119 --> 02:03:48.720
weird al red hot chili pepper song. It's the only reason I've committed it,

1730
02:03:48.840 --> 02:03:54.800
because when I got that, got
that doggy name of right. I

1731
02:03:54.920 --> 02:03:58.359
like the idea. I like the
idea of bam bam beating, of fucking

1732
02:03:58.760 --> 02:04:03.039
beating Dino's brains with that fucking stupid
ass ballot. He's just slamming as the

1733
02:04:03.079 --> 02:04:10.079
molleon, the Didos and his brains
all over the floor. Why bem bam,

1734
02:04:10.520 --> 02:04:14.680
it's slapping of the head with his
fucking ballot. Bam bam walks into

1735
02:04:14.680 --> 02:04:17.199
the walks into the room from his
uh from his bedroom, and he sees

1736
02:04:17.279 --> 02:04:21.159
he's he sees his dad shitting all
over his own face, and he's so

1737
02:04:21.279 --> 02:04:24.279
covered in ship that he doesn't look
like a real person to him. He

1738
02:04:24.319 --> 02:04:26.439
looks like a demon, and he
looks like a monster. A sleeperhouse,

1739
02:04:26.520 --> 02:04:30.119
this monster if you will, and
so bam Bam sauncters up. He says,

1740
02:04:30.119 --> 02:04:32.680
bam bam, bam, bam,
bam bam bam bam bam, and

1741
02:04:32.720 --> 02:04:38.720
he won't start. He won'ts w
almost like Wilma's Bam bam bam. Please

1742
02:04:38.800 --> 02:04:45.239
stop, that's your father, please. Well he's getting beat all the ship

1743
02:04:45.319 --> 02:04:49.520
bam can't get hit on him.
Hold on you guys up, you're sucking

1744
02:04:49.560 --> 02:04:55.680
the Laura up. Bam Bam is
the neighbor's son, and they have Pebbles

1745
02:04:55.760 --> 02:04:59.479
is their daughter. Oh that's right, that's right. Yeah, old friend

1746
02:04:59.520 --> 02:05:04.680
Funston as us and Pebbles is just
soaking in the ship that's all over the

1747
02:05:04.720 --> 02:05:11.000
floor, and bam bam adopted to
Actually technically, actually I think that that's

1748
02:05:11.560 --> 02:05:17.000
adopted. I think that actually they
don't. They're all. They're all adopted

1749
02:05:17.039 --> 02:05:20.319
because the stork brings all of them, because that's how that was. That's

1750
02:05:20.399 --> 02:05:24.279
right. I'm pretty sure that's right
in that in that show. I don't

1751
02:05:24.279 --> 02:05:29.479
think they literally like pop babies out
of their caveman, gross fucking festering yeasts.

1752
02:05:30.359 --> 02:05:33.359
Don't think ashes those babies would be
sick. Those would be some sick

1753
02:05:33.439 --> 02:05:40.279
baby. So yeah, so so
Bam bam kills Barney and whatever the other

1754
02:05:40.359 --> 02:05:43.680
chick's name of that words the blue
all the time. Betty, Betty,

1755
02:05:43.760 --> 02:05:45.600
I think it's Betty. Yeah,
I think that's right. So it kills

1756
02:05:45.680 --> 02:05:53.319
them and then he's then he saunters
over and then continue the friend. Yeah

1757
02:05:53.399 --> 02:06:02.760
but Doodoo all over my face.
Yeah, but Dodo, he goes so

1758
02:06:02.920 --> 02:06:15.159
much funny that's not funny, but
just starts fucking smashing. It's so blood

1759
02:06:15.199 --> 02:06:21.840
and ship all over the floor is
the dumbest ship ever. His legs are

1760
02:06:23.000 --> 02:06:26.720
his legs are really open by the
way, like on this couch like like

1761
02:06:27.079 --> 02:06:30.640
if you if you just saw the
you would assume, you would assume like

1762
02:06:30.840 --> 02:06:35.520
a like a fully mature deer is
sitting there watching TV. Yeah, it

1763
02:06:35.920 --> 02:06:40.000
is crazy because you know, you
know those they were those onesies, right,

1764
02:06:40.359 --> 02:06:44.600
So the onesie is just like right
below his neck, like so it

1765
02:06:44.680 --> 02:06:46.600
came down but it's not covering his
face, so it's just it just stops

1766
02:06:46.640 --> 02:06:50.319
in the neck. So his his
body is exposed, like so you can

1767
02:06:50.399 --> 02:06:56.640
see his fucking Torso it's Harry disgusting
fat stomach and just shipping all over the

1768
02:06:56.720 --> 02:07:01.600
place and getting over his face.
We gotta get hold the home depot.

1769
02:07:05.560 --> 02:07:15.279
This fucking episode is called ya dood
for sure. He touched my son,

1770
02:07:15.319 --> 02:07:19.920
the owner of Derek's foreskin. My
yellow hair is transmass pussy BioShock infand dick

1771
02:07:20.720 --> 02:07:30.640
oh biocock infidic nice biocock imagine nice, imagine Jurgens Turreon pussy in this life

1772
02:07:30.680 --> 02:07:33.199
for the next. I siphoned every
last drop of piss from Swens disheveled boy

1773
02:07:33.279 --> 02:07:38.159
balls just a chug in front of
Lily and Maker jealous. I'm I'm fucked

1774
02:07:38.239 --> 02:07:41.520
in Florida. Say what you want, cunt, wipe me down because I'm

1775
02:07:41.520 --> 02:07:45.359
covering kumb Little boozy Jack, the
world's first Maori, fastest Maori. That

1776
02:07:45.640 --> 02:07:54.159
picture of the squirrel with the condom
made me sad. Yeah, gave him

1777
02:07:54.199 --> 02:07:56.479
be like. Hooray. Charlie,
they drew rule thirty four of us.

1778
02:07:56.520 --> 02:08:01.039
Fucking Charlie. It's all uh,
It's on all the gay furry porn sites.

1779
02:08:01.159 --> 02:08:05.960
Charlie. I love war, Charlie, I love war. There's a

1780
02:08:05.000 --> 02:08:11.119
lot of a lot of smiling friends. Big Meaty stinks Andy, the man

1781
02:08:11.119 --> 02:08:13.479
whose handies are scr and Dandy using
my com as syrup at waffle house if

1782
02:08:13.520 --> 02:08:16.880
Derek was tall and light skinned,
he would look like a goron. I

1783
02:08:16.920 --> 02:08:22.680
don't even know what that is.
Heath Smoker, I don't know Charlie Sheen

1784
02:08:22.840 --> 02:08:26.000
bending over Tom Sween and turning his
peen regulators, but it's ejaculators. I

1785
02:08:26.079 --> 02:08:31.840
Warren gay, Terena sheets, secret
gay white lover, s'morman a homeless transferm

1786
02:08:31.880 --> 02:08:45.520
who comes Drake raped Kendrick in his
disc Also tea t pab is gay to

1787
02:08:45.600 --> 02:08:50.680
pimple butterfly. Oh right right,
I've never seen it abbreviated like that.

1788
02:08:50.760 --> 02:08:54.199
It's in lower It's a lower case
abbreviation too. I don't drink water,

1789
02:08:54.399 --> 02:08:58.960
I only drink pre workout. Oh
my god. Hypothetically I wrote self insert

1790
02:09:00.079 --> 02:09:03.119
homo erotica my queer Spearit be gab
in men's balloon knots like a child's talk.

1791
02:09:03.159 --> 02:09:05.520
At a birthday party, one of
my lecturers got cocked by the lead

1792
02:09:05.560 --> 02:09:09.319
singer of the Pixies gay ot Genesis
be like I'm in love with the homo

1793
02:09:09.239 --> 02:09:13.079
SpongeBob Pisspants, Mister Pants, Chris
pitch Nado and Swing black Man. How

1794
02:09:13.079 --> 02:09:16.000
do you all feel about? Into
the Light and Final shape Baller, The

1795
02:09:16.039 --> 02:09:20.199
first sin spun befutters legalizing abortion at
the cost of criminalizing breast reduction surgeries.

1796
02:09:22.159 --> 02:09:28.800
Jolly old dipshit captain of the starf
Starship Enterprise, lu Jean Pacan, Oh

1797
02:09:28.880 --> 02:09:33.239
my god, Patrick hit him with
the autistic flow. With that autistic flow,

1798
02:09:33.920 --> 02:09:35.760
man O War, man O War, I don't know, yeah,

1799
02:09:37.720 --> 02:09:41.000
Man of War, man War taken
on a load. When we go down

1800
02:09:41.159 --> 02:09:46.880
Penis explode kinks of metal by man
O War. Maybe I load drip and

1801
02:09:46.039 --> 02:09:52.800
splatter cipher graft medium penis haver Ao, Philly looking way better than New York

1802
02:09:52.880 --> 02:09:56.960
right now? Uh fi, I
don't know about that. Maybe some point

1803
02:09:56.000 --> 02:09:58.319
I don't. I don't know.
Man, you got you got Kensington right

1804
02:09:58.359 --> 02:10:03.239
now. Man, you gotta relax
until you until you figure out Kensington.

1805
02:10:03.279 --> 02:10:07.600
You cannot make a statement like that. Kensington's crazy. That's a fallout.

1806
02:10:07.880 --> 02:10:13.279
You if you, if you really
liked fallout, go to Kensington a drive

1807
02:10:13.399 --> 02:10:16.600
through. Don't go drive through Kensington. Don't get there are literal there are

1808
02:10:16.760 --> 02:10:22.079
actually get you. There are actual
feral gules in Kensington. And I'm not

1809
02:10:22.199 --> 02:10:26.119
making that up. Like if you
there are people who will come up to

1810
02:10:26.159 --> 02:10:28.720
you and they will be like,
my name's Jeff, My name is Jeff,

1811
02:10:28.960 --> 02:10:39.399
and they're just shaking Jeff, Jeff
oh Man, Hunter you Hunter Dubois

1812
02:10:39.479 --> 02:10:43.359
road in, he says, housing
the homeless with dirty brown water. Uh

1813
02:10:43.039 --> 02:10:48.399
A, Gavin, given my top, given top to my fortified penis fat

1814
02:10:48.560 --> 02:10:56.119
nerds blowing hot, monstrously thick bombs
lash car my dictates, takes four a

1815
02:10:56.199 --> 02:11:01.119
lot, four sharp turns. Nascar
Lily is a spare is binging piss drinker

1816
02:11:01.680 --> 02:11:05.199
or dealer. Back to the tank
of piss. So many of these Caucasia

1817
02:11:05.239 --> 02:11:09.800
container, the crackerbilet for gays,
disgruntled Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip Super

1818
02:11:09.840 --> 02:11:11.920
Earth. This is regular Earth without
Israel Max Silhouette and the people proud and

1819
02:11:13.000 --> 02:11:16.359
gay shout give me dick herey.
She piped it on my Pippa Possum Rosa

1820
02:11:16.439 --> 02:11:20.000
Mulano. Thank you for a fucking
normal name. We are rebranding the snark

1821
02:11:20.039 --> 02:11:24.000
Tank as the spank Tank. Maybe
slightly above average clit energy. It's okay,

1822
02:11:24.039 --> 02:11:26.479
Hunter, you can say it.
We won't tell. Just the hard

1823
02:11:26.600 --> 02:11:31.399
r star coffee dipped, ripped the
digital what is this? Ripped the digital

1824
02:11:31.439 --> 02:11:37.199
Hookah, Now I'm getting molested on
the set of embryonic Sheldon. Embryonic Sheldon,

1825
02:11:37.800 --> 02:11:48.159
embryonic Sheldon. It's it's Zygo Sheldon. Welcome to my new show,

1826
02:11:48.359 --> 02:11:54.640
Zygo Sheldon. A picture of Sidney
Sweeney and Riley together to break the my

1827
02:11:54.720 --> 02:11:56.760
son froze to death in the Waste
of Ohio by going homeless. Huh.

1828
02:11:58.000 --> 02:12:01.079
You know what's crazy. I feel
like Riley Reid is like the jenaj Riley

1829
02:12:01.119 --> 02:12:05.840
reading Jenna Jamison or like, like
because Jenna Jamison was like the old porn

1830
02:12:05.920 --> 02:12:09.239
star like when I was when I
was young, she was like the old

1831
02:12:09.319 --> 02:12:13.399
like the older yeah, older generations
porn star. Yeah. And now I

1832
02:12:13.439 --> 02:12:16.000
feel like Riley Reid is that where
It's like I don't know if she's even

1833
02:12:16.039 --> 02:12:20.880
doing anything anymore. I haven't heard
from her in a long time anymore,

1834
02:12:20.880 --> 02:12:24.680
Yeah, or not industry point at
least. Yeah, I don't know.

1835
02:12:24.079 --> 02:12:28.920
She's just probably not only fans or
something. My son I proted definitely the

1836
02:12:28.960 --> 02:12:33.279
waste of Ohio by going homeless.
To pay you, fox Man, she

1837
02:12:33.399 --> 02:12:37.199
must be raking in so much money
now. This is his memorial rip John

1838
02:12:37.279 --> 02:12:43.199
transferm Gremlin exposing people lack closintomers ninty
million rotchins of ionizing radiation USh worms to

1839
02:12:43.279 --> 02:12:46.439
Craig the Canadian. My favorite part
of the Stark Tank credits. You should

1840
02:12:46.439 --> 02:12:48.920
start with the show you start.
You should start the show with reading them.

1841
02:12:48.159 --> 02:12:52.279
No, uh it's you boy,
Shawnie Day. Fuck No, absolutely

1842
02:12:52.359 --> 02:12:56.239
not friendly neighborhood sex offender. If
I wanted one hundred million bucks, I'd

1843
02:12:56.239 --> 02:13:01.000
pay Hans Ever twenty million to write
a score all about fat cock and Golden

1844
02:13:01.039 --> 02:13:05.960
cumb three x O watching brill steal
foreskins in broad daylight only to put them

1845
02:13:05.000 --> 02:13:11.119
in a jar of formaldehyde. Listen, you guys have Briele really all wrong.

1846
02:13:11.199 --> 02:13:13.399
Brile is is a stand up guy. He's just really hard to get

1847
02:13:13.399 --> 02:13:18.720
ahold of. He's got a he's
got a flip phone that never it's it's

1848
02:13:18.760 --> 02:13:20.880
been on airplane mode this entire time, and he doesn't know that. He's

1849
02:13:20.920 --> 02:13:24.159
not aware, so he's really difficult
to get ahold of it. He's always

1850
02:13:24.159 --> 02:13:26.880
looking for signal. He's a well
meaning guy, just really difficult to get

1851
02:13:26.880 --> 02:13:31.720
ahold of. He's not some degenerate. Okay, he looks strange, but

1852
02:13:31.960 --> 02:13:35.159
that's it's really unfair of you to
make these judgments. The homeless cat that

1853
02:13:35.279 --> 02:13:41.600
changed off he's doing his best.
He's like he's got a good heart.

1854
02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:46.119
Slurping, stroking, smoking, joking, moticon's going like this drip mh Lord

1855
02:13:46.279 --> 02:13:50.000
of Homeless drip, beating off,
jerking off, jacking off, masturbating,

1856
02:13:50.000 --> 02:13:54.680
coming sperming, busting, creaming,
jizing, shoot and rope uh zeus man

1857
02:13:54.800 --> 02:13:58.479
milk Obi, won't sh you blow
me? Jackson Vernon Norwegian game deb developing

1858
02:13:58.479 --> 02:14:03.159
gangs to Qui Kremlin to gremlin,
Hey, Derek, who's who who sucks

1859
02:14:03.159 --> 02:14:05.680
the best dick out of the group. I'm gonna steal your bones? Ha

1860
02:14:05.880 --> 02:14:11.600
I threw that come before I came
in the room. Many men, many

1861
02:14:11.680 --> 02:14:16.239
many men wish sex upon me.
Zoo by Denzel Fury. She blowed me

1862
02:14:16.359 --> 02:14:24.720
away until my Benjamin breaks. That's
pretty good. Oh man, you broke

1863
02:14:24.760 --> 02:14:31.359
my Benjamin's with that. Don't like
blowjobs, don't like hand jobs, don't

1864
02:14:31.399 --> 02:14:33.319
like anal? What's next, Chris? Don't like pussy? No, in

1865
02:14:33.359 --> 02:14:37.039
fact, that's that's the specialty.
Uh wage slag five eighty three A sad

1866
02:14:37.119 --> 02:14:41.079
guy from Michigan. Me and the
boys gagging on goggins to let him know

1867
02:14:41.319 --> 02:14:46.640
how we appreciate their stellar work.
Also, congrats Chris on the Roll and

1868
02:14:46.720 --> 02:14:52.239
Fallout. I really feel robbed a
little bit, honestly, it really I

1869
02:14:52.319 --> 02:14:54.159
feel like I really, although I'm
not I'm not that short, really like

1870
02:14:54.279 --> 02:15:01.039
I think they needed somebody who was
like, they needed somebody who you he's

1871
02:15:01.119 --> 02:15:05.159
four eleven, you're lying? No, I'm dead serious. Mos is erious?

1872
02:15:05.720 --> 02:15:09.680
I swear to God, is he
really moyses? Let me see?

1873
02:15:09.399 --> 02:15:15.680
I mean, han, he's five, he's five to one, he's one

1874
02:15:16.039 --> 02:15:20.560
five one. Yeah, he's still
pretty pretty tiny. That's still pretty like

1875
02:15:20.640 --> 02:15:24.600
fucking you're just too tall to be
a small person in film media. I

1876
02:15:24.680 --> 02:15:28.680
think, Yeah, that's unfortunate.
Dude, you gotta put your hat in

1877
02:15:28.680 --> 02:15:33.239
the ring. Man you get for
Central casting, you probably get a bunch

1878
02:15:33.239 --> 02:15:35.279
of rules. Man, I'm not
gonna do that. I'm not gonna fucking

1879
02:15:35.439 --> 02:15:41.239
absolutely no, insane. They would
google me and immediately kill me. I

1880
02:15:41.359 --> 02:15:46.359
think, be like, Oh,
who's this guy? He's on this podcast

1881
02:15:46.359 --> 02:15:54.439
where they won't stop saying the N
word on every episode Fred Flintstone cast,

1882
02:15:54.439 --> 02:15:58.680
did you? I think so?
Just for the story every movie? I

1883
02:15:58.720 --> 02:16:03.000
think the story. Yeah, actually
you'd be like you'd be like you'd beat

1884
02:16:03.000 --> 02:16:07.279
a light skin love interest after the
girl loses her husband. She her dark

1885
02:16:07.319 --> 02:16:09.439
skinn husband would die, and then
Chris we be the light skin love interest.

1886
02:16:11.239 --> 02:16:16.760
Yeah, there you go. Let's
look at your Wikipedia. Oh god,

1887
02:16:16.880 --> 02:16:20.760
we should dedicate an episode. We
should dedicate an episode to that where

1888
02:16:20.800 --> 02:16:22.520
we we go through our wikis and
see, like, what's what's in there?

1889
02:16:24.239 --> 02:16:26.399
I don't really have one. I
don't think I have one. I

1890
02:16:26.520 --> 02:16:30.439
hope not. We definitely have rational
wikis, which is like more of a

1891
02:16:30.560 --> 02:16:35.239
YouTube thing. Yeah, yeah,
there's probably something smaller, but like I

1892
02:16:35.399 --> 02:16:39.280
probably don't. Yeah, Wikitubia,
rational wiki. Yeah, there's okay.

1893
02:16:39.360 --> 02:16:41.079
So, yeah, you don't have
a oh wait no, oh no,

1894
02:16:41.239 --> 02:16:46.000
no, it says Raygun Revival.
Isn't it okay? I would think you

1895
02:16:46.000 --> 02:16:50.280
would have a regular one? But
yeah, no, yeah, I thought

1896
02:16:50.399 --> 02:16:52.120
I think I did. Why is
it? Why is when I when you

1897
02:16:52.200 --> 02:16:56.719
google my day, the first thing
that comes up as this fucking ridiculous photo

1898
02:16:56.680 --> 02:17:01.799
me looking down at the camera from
where I look disabled. What the hell?

1899
02:17:05.040 --> 02:17:07.840
Oh my god? Why look?
I said? Look at So if

1900
02:17:07.879 --> 02:17:11.159
I go to the images, I
go to images and it says Chrystal So

1901
02:17:11.280 --> 02:17:16.719
I'm Chris Raygun Wikipedia, and then
I click on images and on the second

1902
02:17:16.920 --> 02:17:22.239
row, it's it's it's me on
Dave Rubens Show. Oh really, like

1903
02:17:22.360 --> 02:17:30.000
that's yeah, there's a picture Like
why if so? It's not even if

1904
02:17:30.040 --> 02:17:33.120
you just type in christ like on
Google and Wikipedia and then I just went

1905
02:17:33.159 --> 02:17:39.319
to images and like there's no It's
like it should be able to decide,

1906
02:17:39.399 --> 02:17:45.200
like I shouldn't be there because there's
enough it is on what it is?

1907
02:17:45.360 --> 02:17:50.440
It does say it is under Chris
uh raygun wiked tow uh wiki tub.

1908
02:17:50.079 --> 02:17:54.520
I can't speak right now, but
I don't like that. It's a retarded

1909
02:17:54.559 --> 02:17:56.200
picture of me too, like at
Dave Ruben's thing. Right, look,

1910
02:17:56.200 --> 02:18:01.879
I'm like going, ah, like
look going like this, Yeah, you

1911
02:18:01.959 --> 02:18:07.000
look like a slack job. Yeah, I'll never google my fucking I can't

1912
02:18:07.559 --> 02:18:11.719
look at myself. I haven't.
I haven't actually, I haven't googled myself

1913
02:18:11.760 --> 02:18:15.120
in so long actually, like this
is like the first Like this feels weird

1914
02:18:15.239 --> 02:18:20.559
to do actually because I haven't done
it in ages here. Oh is there

1915
02:18:20.959 --> 02:18:26.799
wiki feet? There's a yeah picture
of your feet? Yeah, I know

1916
02:18:26.879 --> 02:18:31.200
I have a Wiki feet. Is
that what it's called? I might be

1917
02:18:31.239 --> 02:18:35.479
saying it wrong. Nearly five stars? Oh so it must be that website

1918
02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:39.319
because I know they rate. Yeah, Wiki, there it is yeap nearly

1919
02:18:39.399 --> 02:18:48.399
five stars. Good time, Bud. That's fucking hilarious. I'm alright with

1920
02:18:48.440 --> 02:18:56.280
that. That's fine. Yeah,
I'm I'm indifferent. Ship where we're at

1921
02:18:56.719 --> 02:18:58.399
WA five three A sad guy from
Michigan and me and the boys gaggon on

1922
02:18:58.440 --> 02:19:01.840
goga. Okay, I read that
already. The Peppini Brothers present Master Roachie

1923
02:19:01.840 --> 02:19:05.680
Flow called my dick the turtle Hermit
because it only gets bigger when a shooting

1924
02:19:05.680 --> 02:19:09.159
coman made Don Doncerson Hey Kingston.
Pause, No, this is literally the

1925
02:19:09.280 --> 02:19:13.520
name c in salling a faulty neural
linco in Chris's head that plays the under

1926
02:19:13.520 --> 02:19:16.399
on repeat. You gotta pay the
troll sols again. The boys whole gay

1927
02:19:16.440 --> 02:19:22.600
six is afraid of gade seven because
seven gaped nine. Nice gay version,

1928
02:19:24.559 --> 02:19:28.239
gay version of gaybe like gay more
like gag on dix am. I right,

1929
02:19:31.680 --> 02:19:39.239
that's so fucking braid that I love
it. Drazapath for Nick using a

1930
02:19:39.319 --> 02:19:45.680
turkey baser because I hate gay sex. Help fuck the dumbest lesbian They're coming

1931
02:19:45.760 --> 02:19:46.600
lots and lots of dick and balls. I went home, was trying to

1932
02:19:46.799 --> 02:19:50.600
paying Ean Mihiles trying to swat the
chump of casino guy John Strickland chronic heurpees

1933
02:19:50.639 --> 02:19:54.840
by come forty. What goes up
must come down. Get my Dick's hard

1934
02:19:54.879 --> 02:19:58.120
on the ground. See my boys
getting stuffed and drowned. A huge orgy

1935
02:19:58.959 --> 02:20:03.280
Merks eight eight Mark's eighteen eighty nine. Get all my weed from Egypt.

1936
02:20:03.360 --> 02:20:11.479
That that cush got me tutin and
common in common. It's so fucking dumb.

1937
02:20:11.719 --> 02:20:16.319
I appreciate that though. That's like
vaguely his that's like dumb in a

1938
02:20:16.440 --> 02:20:22.680
vaguely intelligent way. Yeah. The
First Church of Keith David presents Weekend at

1939
02:20:22.680 --> 02:20:24.520
Sweeney's the podcast The Second Church of
Keith David, featuring being better than the

1940
02:20:24.520 --> 02:20:28.280
First Arch of Keith David pre Roz
Blake eight ninety six. I damn your

1941
02:20:28.360 --> 02:20:33.639
chokey death, laughing hearing Sween say
he thought the Klansman Power Rangers in Uh

1942
02:20:33.239 --> 02:20:37.879
wait, he thought the Klansmen Power
Rangers characters in episode two and twenty two.

1943
02:20:39.879 --> 02:20:43.559
That's it because it's not a complete
thought, all right, Chris y

1944
02:20:45.319 --> 02:20:48.639
like pretty quickly, Yeah, I
think I tryed, I think I understand

1945
02:20:48.639 --> 02:20:54.280
what he's trying to say. Jeffrey
Epstein was killed. Jeffrey Epstein was killed

1946
02:20:54.360 --> 02:21:01.159
by the kids from Codes Code David
Kids next Door Get oil Field Trash put

1947
02:21:01.239 --> 02:21:05.600
him down. That'd be crazy animated. That'd be a good animated. He

1948
02:21:05.600 --> 02:21:07.159
would be a good villain for that
show. I think alas you know,

1949
02:21:07.360 --> 02:21:13.840
feel trash. Yeah, last name
Bleach, first name drink like a failed

1950
02:21:13.879 --> 02:21:18.680
abortion should have drowned in the sink. Uh Sue hulk tickle. My ass

1951
02:21:18.719 --> 02:21:22.360
here is Nikky Ziggy. I want
to test Chris's dyslexia ginger of how Sweeney

1952
02:21:22.360 --> 02:21:24.920
fell for it immediately Wicked nine O
nine sorry Miss Jackson, badly brave hugger

1953
02:21:26.040 --> 02:21:30.120
Derek uh duck Hunt the vegan decromancer, I got consent Eightiurian Bridgery and punter

1954
02:21:30.200 --> 02:21:31.840
Melphus won the rehabilitated back on the
saddle with two functioning hands, and as

1955
02:21:31.840 --> 02:21:35.200
always, rounding out our list of
top tier twenty five dollars patrons, is

1956
02:21:35.360 --> 02:21:43.079
our our god, the King of
Haphazard. Thank you all for supporting our

1957
02:21:50.440 --> 02:21:54.200
Okay, thank you guys for supporting
Okay, In fact, yeah, I

1958
02:21:54.239 --> 02:21:56.559
think I I think all right,
It's It's Kingston show now, So yeah,