Of course we have to. We have to put this in. How it
turns back into a dog at the end is so perfect to its Imagine seeing
that. Imagine seeing that through the window and you run in to try to
help your kid. It's a dog again. You're like, hey, look,
get mean you broes, I've got a black minorities. Oh ship bars,
Chris, are you watching? Uh? I know Sweeney is Are you
watching X Men ninety seven? Stop calm down this episode. So, so
here's the thing. I'm not watching X Men ninety seven because I never really
even watched the original show, and so I feel like I have no real
CONTEXTR. Yeah, I saw episodes of it, but like I know,
I didn't watch sequential TV until way the fuck Like even at when Avatar the
Last Airbender was out, I was like, I don't know the fuck's going
on those episodes out of orders? Spider Man? Did you watch Spider Man
when it came out, like when it was like around I watched, Well,
I watched Okay, I watched Spider Man somewhat in order because I had
I had VHS tapes of like this, like not the seasons, but there
would be like like a couple Yeah, it would be like a couple like
I had the Incidia six arc on like a VHS tape. I remember that,
and so like I understood that, but even then I didn't because there
was no way to There was no way I was remembering when TV shows would
be on ever. There was no just oh, a new episode of this
at like seven pm on Friday. Catch it, and it's like if if
I remember maybe, And there was no way to like google it or look
it up if you missed it. There was no way to stream it.
So if I missed it, I missed it, and then I just lost
all interest in it. So I watch, but I did watch, say
entirety of it event watch, but I have not eventually like when it was
like streaming or something like that. Like, yeah, I remember, I
remember vividly when everything was put up on Netflix, and that was all I
did for like a couple of weeks exactly do anything else like that. And
remember when we moved out, they just put on Netflix. Like when we
moved out to California that week, they had just put it all on Netflix.
They put on Netflix. Spider Man was on there, Spider MANU Limited
was on there too, and I was like this is late. It's weird
because I know, I know, I've seen every episode of Spider Man,
like I know that, but I never saw them in any order, like
in a specific like sequential line, so like I knew what happened, but
it was all jumbled. But X Men I only watched, Like I think,
I'm only saying I've only seen like four episodes of X Men in my
entire life. Oh you gotta, Okay, so you gotta you gotta watch
it because why this. If X Men ninety seven did not exist, I
would say you don't need to watch the X Men animated series because like if
you're not if you're not invested in the X Men, like say like Swen
or I Am or something, then whatever, you can skip it. X
Men ninety seven has no business being as good as this. It's fucking weird.
Its weird how good it is. And and one more thing it all
Buck confirms this episode they're bringing all of the stuff back now it's this last
episode. All Buck confirmed Spider Man's coming back. Very likely Fantastic Fours coming
back. We're probably gonna get the Halt cartoon again. Maybe maybe Silver Surfer
because this episode, maybe we might, we might, we might, You'll
see what happens. We might dog shit and they're never there. It was
it was dog shit. It was dog shit, but it was philosophical and
a strange. If I was like six and I was like, I don't
get this, bro that you know happened, fucking student, maybe some hyper
autistic kid was like, this is fantastic, and then that's it, because
you know, I loved it. Was terrible for a cartoon, like I
loved it because it was cool because I watched it. It had one good
scene. It had one good scene had where Galactus came to Earth and a
ghostwriter gave him the penance there and God was like I'm out and he dipped
and he flew away and I was like what does that mean? And my
brain tried to conceptualize it that. I was like, I'm four, if
I am I remember correctly, was was Lady Death? Did Lady Death actually
making appearance in that series? Because because that show often it did everything outside
of Earth pretty much. Yeah, so you saw Panos quite a few times.
I do remember that. I remember Thanos and Lady Deaf and this was
this was around the time I was getting into like the Infinity Gauntlet and all
this ship because I was curious about this fucking who the fuck is this guy?
Marvesus Captain Too had Panos in it, and I'm like, who then
are these people? Marvus capcop Toos is such a terrible depiction of Thanos.
He sucks so hard about that. My friend taught me about that because he
was like, this is bullshit? Do you have Thanos destroyed everything by fucking
like he was like just with the snap of his he was he was going
off. He was going off in a way that I never fighting. It's
a fighting that like you play Dragon Ball eating It's no, no, no,
Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Chris. It's a bad depiction of
him because in every other fighting game at least the character somewhat acts like what
they are does He makes bubbles around you, bubbles around that like slap either
like Spanky or some ship, and I'm like the balance I do not remember
Spider Man had a web gun and Marva's capcom too. He just shot webs
on a gun at you. You're like, what is going on? It's
pretty webs. He's so not like you know, how there's he should have
been one of those like op characters, like a Magneto is in that game,
Like there are certain characters that are like, oh, they they put
some TLC into this character. Fanos was really an afterthought, like and there
were people that were like real nerds, real nerds that I talked to that
were like really upset, and since I didn't really know that I was just
learning about the cosmic Wars, I didn't I didn't really get into a lot
of that ship until I was closer to an adult to where when I was
younger, I was like, Oh, this is interesting, but there's too
much shit already. I don't have time for this. That's why I like
watching Silver Surfer as a kid. What is this bullshit? The only kid
that sat there and was like, ah, I get it. Only I
think I flipped the channel over. I flipped the channel over to the Silver
Surfer cartoon once and I was like, oh, he's gray, and then
switch it away with that. It was the Marvel comics in general were just
like I didn't know what the Infinity Gaunlet was until like literally they showed it
in the movie, Like literally, I was like, who the fuck this
is not? This has no this has no cultural significance outside of this specific
sphere until like that movie came out and then like everybody knew. Everybody knew.
I I feel I feel like I feel like if people knew about it,
but it wasn't like they did not. Oh, it wasn't like the
thing like everybody'd be like, everybody'd be like if if you ask, the
nerd would know, you know what the thing about it is, Like I
was, I'm a perfect I'm a perfect example of somebody who was like,
like, I liked Spider Man a lot, and I liked these characters a
lot, and I didn't even know about it because I'm like at that precipice
where it's like, yeah, I like you like Spider Man. That's it.
You don't really like you just like spider Man. You don't like what
I liked anything. You just like Spider Man. That's it. You know,
No, that's not true. I liked I liked more superheroes when I
was younger, for sure, Like I was actually like, I really like
the Superman animated series. I really liked the Batman animated series. I really
liked that stuff. And then it just kind of got to the point where,
again, you like you like Spider Man almost exclusively out of Marvel.
That's like your favorite Marvel person a. Growing up, like most people didn't
fuck was like any cosmic ship though, because you wouldn't know about it,
Like that's why people are nerds. If a nerder were like, oh shitting
now, because like I want, even when I was a little one,
I was playing Marvels capcom two. I saw Fanos before, and I just
knew he was big and purple and he had like a fucking like he looked
like Grimace to me mostly, and I was like, all right, he's
purple, has a fro chin. That's weird. But then I remember I'd
read my I would, I would see my uncle's comics, and I'd be
like, people are scared of this guy for some reason. But what I'm
what I'm saying about people don't know what I'm saying is like what I'm saying
is like today today, the Infinity Gauntlet is arguably is arguably as well known
as something like Kryptonite, is you know what I mean? Like I wouldn't
know if it's like exactly the same, but like it's definitely like on that
level where it's like maybody right now. Yeah, you're probably right, yes,
but the best what I'm saying like back then, no chance. That
is pretty wild, Like when you think about the ship that has been in
the public sphere, like say Green and Blue niggas, like you had fucking
cree and Scroll like shit that you would never There was a statue of Beta
ray Bill in fucking uh in what was the third thor movie. Yeah,
like these little things that you would never even a man it was Beta aries
and biobeasts and I was like, I know all those things. It was.
It was very cathartic growing like seeing the MCUs like heyday, yeah,
because people like people that red shit like that. Like it was times that
like I'd go see something like on my I see like Winter Soldier and I
would call my uncle. I'm like, uncle Joe, did you see all
this? And he'd be like, yeah, you can remember why, dude,
this comic came out and it's reminiscing and it was like very it was
very cool seeing that stuff happen. And watching X Y ninety seven, I'm
getting that cathartic feeling again where I'm like, man, I'm really happy that
I like this is something I really like have done the right way too,
because the MCU they did it fine, but it wasn't like spot On and
this is they did it. They did them. They did the MCU generally
in a way that served live action pretty because that, I would argue,
that's that's why, that's why Spider Man stuck with me for a long time,
because that was the first time I saw like it in real life.
That was like the first movie and I was like, oh, this feels
real to me now, like all the cartoon stuff feels hilarious in comparison to
this. This is real wild. But then like it got Yeah, I
don't know. The MCU has a tone to it that's kind of like,
I don't know, I don't even know what the fuck they're doing now,
really, like are they building up to anything because Kang's gone, right,
because then Kang beat up some lady. Oh shit, that's right, that's
right. He beat up a white woman, and he realized that even time
travel can't save you. HiT's a white woman figure sloping out. Man,
I just watched Wakando Forever for the first time, and like they're gonna do
the same thing. We're just literally no real explanation. Later just undisclosed illness.
He's dead. And I was like, oh, we I thought they
were gonna spend a little bit more time on why chat because you know,
they it was it was an allegory obviously for cancer, the way that they
even talked about it briefly. But I was really curious, Oh, I
wonder how they're gonna explain this with uh Wakanda, with him having this power
in him and what kind of illness that could take him out. And they
didn't. They didn't even spend two seconds on it. They were just like,
we're not even gonna come up with him any type of excuse of what
illness is powerful enough to take down the one thing they went over, they
like they didn't. They just completely glossed over that one thing. They didn't
want to know. But like, at the same time, we we know.
But see that's what I'm saying. They're gonna do the same thing for
Kang, Like they're gonna be like, oh, yeah, Nigga, he
dead, that's LOI. They're like, oh, Loki dealt with them.
That's so dumb. Why doesn't he just reads Just they were pretty much pretty
much they just they just they should have recast them. That's fine, But
at the same time, it's like, why are they took the King to
conqueror? Like why are you like? Why king? Because the ideas?
Dude, they like they blew their they had They have the best person right
in the wings as Doctor Doom. They have Doom after Doom beyond her.
That is perfect way to do it. I don't think. I don't think
Fox is giving up the rights to them. Have they they did? We
have them? They have them? Yea, they bought them? So oh
they bought them? Oh I thought I thought it was a collab like Sony,
But yeah, who owns Wait? Who owns Sony owns the Spider Man
stuff. That's why the movies. Sony share the right to Spider Man.
Disney. Okay, so there's no own X Men and they're the Fantastic Four.
I didn't now Marvel has all of it, all of it except for
Spider Man. Spider Man's Rogue Gallery. They don't have Spie Men's Rogue Gallery.
That's what we're seeing Madam web and morebius and craving crazy and it's like,
what is this? This is not Spider Man. That's why, Madam
Webb, there was not Spider Man running around using all of Spider Man's abilities.
This is stupidest pits Madam. Who the fuck? Who the who?
It doesn't even I don't even need to say. It's just like, nobody,
why do we want the Madam Web movie without, you know, the
character that is the reason why Madam Web matters at all. I don't know.
I just don't. I don't get it. There shouldn't be. There
shouldn't be as there should not be a Madam. That's like making a movie
about Captain America's shield. By its no one picks up the shield. Is
this cat's American rolling down the hills? Wow, that would be interesting if
someone picked it up and used it. To me, it's more like a
movie about the fucking like the Great Goose Kazoo or whatever. It's sucking the
alien from fucking Flintstones from Like, why the fun would you want to name?
What do you mean? I said, Juju Kazoo. I feel like
that's not his name. No, it's definitely not. Uh yeah, raised,
I haven't let me make it up. The fin know what that is
is kind of insane to me. I don't know what it is. Actually,
I know there's there's there's no reason why I should know anything about the
Flintstones. But like by my dad is seventy so the Great Kazoo. The
fact that the fact that we both know what that is is clearly we have
we were raised by old people. That is the reason why we know what
it is. Yeah, I watched this ship. I watched It's so weird
that I watched. That was one of those shows that I thought was actually
pretty good. And then I knew it was over when you know, you
know, you say, nobody's asking for things, and they'll make live action
versions of this ship. And when they did that, ye is who the
fun? Dude, it's over. It's it's it's over. Stop stop this
madness. It's like imagine, imagine. Oh no, dude, they're gonna
reboot. They're gonna Lucy, They're gonna reboot for sure. Yeah, they're
gonna do it. Gonna be gonna be a redheaded woman. Be oh no,
MELI a redheaded woman, right, it's gonna make her redhead and I'm
gonna marry her, make her marry a black Hispanic man. Perfect. They
can't. No, it's gonna be. It's gonna be uh, who's Joe
Miller again, what's his name? I can't remember his name right now,
be proscal, is gonna be Ricky Ricardo. That's that's it. Don't cast
him as a Hispanic man anything. It was casting with a white man.
It bothers me a lot. I don't know why. Yeah, he won't
get their all. It really annoys me, and I don't like that it
annoys his hold on, hold on, that's such a weird thing to annoy
you, kingson that is so. I don't know why it annoyed. I
don't get why it annoys me so bad because you wanted to. I want
him to be Hispanic once under Hispanic one time and something. I think he
has kind of Hispanic technique case. And here's the thing is that they don't
write stories about us. They don't write stories about light skinned Hispanic people.
They don't do it. They don't fucking do it. We don't matter to
people. So it's like, oh, just like, oh, it's it's
either like so it's either a Miles Morales or just a fucking Mexican. That's
it. That's it. That's it. It's it's all, it's all.
It's really, it's either you get it either way, like either you're in
America, you're in Latin America, and if you're dark skinned Hispanic, you
get shot on my Hispanic people they make you seem like you're a monster.
And if you're in America, they like Hispanic people come in diverse shapes and
colors. Let's make up not white ones. It's like, I choose the
paradigm. I'm happy in America. They show my Kindnesspanic. I'm fine.
Yeah, I am not represented in anything you represented in. Let me let
me think. Go ahead, think, go dig, go dig. Now
you exist, you get your representation as a white person, though you get
your that's not real. Though you're both, Chris, it's like, I'm
both. You gotta be you gotta you gotta roll with the punches. But
I'm sorry. You gotta get what you can get, you know. I
guess I don't know. It's annoying anyway. I mean, I looked up
the Great Gazoo. By the way, do you guys, you guys remember
the live action flint sounds moviefying. I didn't see them. I didn't see
them because my friend looking up, looking up right now, looking up right
now, look up his name is Gazoo. By the way, a z
o O, the Great Kazoo. It's one of the first images that pops
up under Google Images. It is fucking disturbing. What is this? He's
the Great Kazoo. Looks terrifying, dude, of course, like does scroll.
It's like a Midge super scroll. What the fuck is this? Dude?
It's crazy. You just said that. He looks like a Time supers.
Yeah, his whole baby his his cat's phrase was hello dumb dumb,
remember that, right? Yeah? Yeah, everyone sneaking hard R though you'd
be like, hello hard R. And I'm like, whoa body does not
even know that? That's so far ahead in our future? Why do you
know that? See he's so advanced. He you know, like he's from
See he's actually from the future, but he went to a wormhole and he's
a human. Actually he's a human from the future. Yeah, and so
he's he's coming to this the past just to antagonize the caveman and teach them
theroids in the future. He teaches them the word's these bestowing races up on
this primitive He's like, he's like Prometheus giving fire a man. He's like
He's like, yeah, here's here's here's a sore that is stronger than anything,
and the cave giv excaliburg. Anyway, listen, we got some stuff.
I don't remember how any of these people sound, by the way,
I don't remember any Like all I remember is Barney, because I remember he
was like, hello, I'm retarded, yellow Fred wife with and then Barney
just Barney. Fred was just fat shipping all over the place, and the
animals had to clean. There was that like fucking elephant vacuum cleaner that was
just cleaning up his ship all the time because he wouldn't sip. There's that
famous there's that famous episode of there's that famous there's a famous episode of the
Flintstones where he's like sitting upside down on his couch kind of like a kind
of like a he's watching TV and he's he's diary ing all over himself and
it's like kind of like water falling up his chest and like down to his
mouth, and he's like, Wilma, get me medicine. Wilma, please
get me medicine. And then like there's no medicine there. I don't have
that. He's garkling, so fucking grow so gross what I'm on my own
diarrhea. It's like it's like a fire hydrant, but ship comes out of
his own ass. It's that. It's that you remember that video of the
guy at the baseball game who was like, Who's like, that's just scary.
It's exact. It's that exact video, except friend Flinton is upside down
on his couch and it's the same it's the same premise, and he's begging
Wilma for medicine to the side and he's just shitting on him side every day.
Wilma's just like, what damn it, why do you keep sitting upside
down? Why don't you a toilet? And then and then I'll be hitting
with one of the best jokes of the show. And then he had to
come with the fucking elephant that clearly she's like, and you think you have
a shitty job. That I forgot there was Dinaur, that was the toilet,
poor poor animal. It's a lot there was. I forgot that there
was always like an animal, and there was always an animal that was like
self aware of the fact that it was living under complete slavery. To the
Stone Age simpletons it's living while it's getting the elephants, getting its trunk fucked
like a like a fucking pocket pussy, and he's just like, ah,
oh, you're way better than Wilma. And then you know, then it
just looks at the camera and it's like, yeah, you gotta do what
you gotta you know, like it was pretty crazy camera. You're in a
tight spot and you guys, fuck, it's funny out of it, dude,
Like, what's happened the vacuum cleaner. The vacuum cleaner turns to the
camera and he says, on September eleventh, two thousand and one, the
towers will fall, and then he goes back to normal. It's really scary.
I hate scary show. I know how they would look at the camera
to be like help. Fuck. I kind of wish I had black people
to do this instead of animals. Only never people. That's right, dumb,
dumb. In the future, in the future, in the slave trade,
in the future, there will be there will be many people to do
this work for you for free. I remember what he sounded like at all.
I think it's I think you're in the right ballpark. I feel like,
yeah, definitely the right stadiums. Wow, wow, oh my god,
the idea of that is so gross, dude, And it will and
it will. It turns to the camera, she goes the things I do
full of and then the show ends. Literally. I like the idea of
her literally getting plaid. Time for episode two, the next time last season
one, episode two of The Flintstones. This is season one, thet there's
the new pilot. Everybody's like, what the fuck I like? And people
love it. People love it. I like the idea. I like the
idea of like you know, scrolling through the info on TV and says the
Flintstone Season one, Season one, episode one, and the description says,
Fred Flintstone can't stop shitting in his own mouth. Barney gets a new job,
you know what I mean? Like where it's like it would be like
the A story B story. It always it's just it's Barney bouncing between unemployment
lines, and then it always cuts back to Fred Flintstone. He can't he
can't write himself off, he can't stand up again. And that's the that's
the A story that that's the that's the primate. And then it wraps around
and then it wraps around where Barney finds out he's really good at slurping ship
up, and then he becomes he becomes their new vacuum cleaner. And then
that's like how it all wraps That's how it all wraps up together, and
like a Seinfeld the ending that season one episode one of the flint Stones,
and that season and that's season two, and no, every episode afterwards it's
just the normal Flintstones. They never addressed it ever again. They never act
like it never happened. I would definitely think I was insane. The idea
of Barney on the floor shoveling it into his mouth. Does chocolate take him?
At one episode it's like, uh, it's like that episode in fall
It's like that episode of follow where Lucy's drinking the contaminated water. Yeah,
it's like that. Just laughing. Speaking of Fallout, I finished the series.
I finished series. I just want to say so I would. I
was much harder this. I was much harder on it than I should have
been. The latter episodes, the later episodes were much better, much better.
Less of the ship that I was complaining about, and I was very
satisfied with the way it ended. I was actually very like, all right,
it wasn't like some maddening bullshit, Like everything kind of made sense with
a hint of wackiness, which I don't mind. There were still moments that
were like dumb, but like they're fine. It wasn't just like lazy as
I was calling it before. So I'm I'm if anybody freaked out about my
fucking you know, but I fucking I'm on board. I can't wait for
a season two. Yeah, I love it. I love it because it's
like at the end, it's like, oh, you're spoiler. We already,
we already, we already. We had a whole episode dedicating to that.
Is really funny that it's like, well, don't like he's just how
he's there. He's listening to his wife and he's like, that's my wife
saying this. Imagine imagine sleeping in bed with someone. I love this person.
Then I think, in and of itself is enough of a spoiler.
But like, I mean, if you haven't seen it already, probably would
have seen it. A right this person. Did you hear them say something
like that, Yeah, okay, you you're doubling down on this. Let's
move, let's move, let's move. It's at the same moment. Yes,
so we gotta what is it? We gotta talk about the TikTok Then
it's finally over. TikTok Is is been taken out the pasture and it's gonna
be shot behind the barn. It's gonna be a sad day. I'm okay
with it. Get it out of here, right. I mean, would
you be okay, to be fair if you were a majority a TikTok creator,
like, say, let's you're exactly the same person you are you are,
You're Chris and not because it okay because you would never be a major
league So let's just say you had a very large following that was pretty pathetical.
Yeah, hypothetically, how would you feel. Do you think you would
still be okay with it? Yeah? Yeah, I would be like,
yes, we deserve this, we deserve this, we deserve to be taken.
I feel the same way this part that I'm just like, yeah,
yeah, no, to be To be completely honest, though, I do
feel it's astounding to me how quickly these people are able to act up like
on things that do not matter at all. This is what I was talking
about, by the way, when I was talking like we've had conversations about
the efficiency of government and how like it's very very specific, where like if
the government wants to do something, they will do it like very effectively.
But when they don't give a shit about it, they'll be like, h
no, send it off to freaking this person over there, and then they'll
shit on their own mouths. But when they want to do something like this
where it's like, we got to get rid of TikTok because it's scary and
confusing and I'm ninety seven and it's every time I scroll through it it scares
me with like loud ads and I'm afraid and I don't understand it. Then
suddenly, in like minutes, they're able to just be like, yeah,
okay, official TikTok band. Finally everybody signed off on it. You have
nine months to comply or else you're gone, and it's like, oh,
cool, okay, so you can work effectively. You just choose not to
cool yo epic yep. And what's really disgusting about this is like, say,
the reason why I'm not okay with this if it was literally about like
oh Chinese spy shit or whatever the fuck, as they try to say,
yeah, it's not if yeah. If it was, I would just be
like, yeah, whatever, fuck TikTok, I don't care. But specifically,
the main motivator is still let's just be real. Israel's having a really
hard time combating propaganda. It's not working in the way that they're trying.
And one of the biggest drivers is TikTok, where young people are on it.
They're sharing all this information, they're seeing real footage of children being blown
to fucking pieces on TikTok. The witch arguably probably shouldn't be on there.
I don't know, but it's it's fucking working, and they're like, oh
shit, this is not and I'm like, I've never seen anything like this
before. You know, we lived through, particularly me, all the propaganda
that went in through Iraq and Afghanistan, and then there was the Arab Spring,
which all of us definitely lived through, and we didn't have this live
fucking footage of streaming and everybody having a fucking cell phone, and they're like
they don't know what to do, So like, we got to get rid
of the biggest app that you know. Obviously it's beneficial many ways, but
specifically to combat this. You know, their their propaganda machine, which sucks.
I can't believe how bad it is. I'm almost like, I almost
feel like being an evil ass motherfucker and be like, hey, hire me,
I'll show you how to do propaganda, dude, let me show you
how to win the fucking crowd over again, because you guys are doing a
terrible job. Yeah, I will, I will say, for posterity,
just just for absolute clarity, we're joking. This is this is a comedy
show. But actually I don't think it's a good idea to get rid of
take talk. I think it's very dumb. I think it's very stupid.
I think I just don't like it. I hate I hate Twitter way more
like Twitter to me is way way worse, in my opinion, is the
worst. But it became the worst for sure. I can't believe how many
robots. I can't believe how many robots are in my replies at any given
fucking moment. It's insane. It's all it is in biou pushing it bio.
I check every time. I just check every time, and I'm like,
God, damn it, bro I'm always clicking the link. I'm always
clicking the link. I'm always disappointed because it's it's just such a it's a
it's just decent. It's fine, it's okay, but always candy crush.
Bro. I've downloaded so many candy crushes. God damn, bro, it's
in fury every time I'm like, well, might as well check. She's
telling me they're there, I might as well go. So if you can
see this, but this is my mailbox since it became X. It's just
Asian bots. It's just Asian bots. It's all of it. Like,
bro, stop it keeps happenings. Oh, we got root of all the
butts. And then did you see Elon What he said recently to you was
like, if you're engagement farming, you're gonna get suspended. And my head
exploded because I'm like all the people that he brought back on, all the
people that he's rubbing shoulders with, that is literally all they do. And
to have the audacity even because it's like pr right, yeah, why would
you even just don't ignore it and let the engagement farming people do their thing?
Why would you put that out and make yourself look worse when you're clearly
not doing anything about engagement farming. I don't understand which want with these fucking
people. It's like they don't It's like they don't care about like having a
propaganda minister that really does shit like well, really makes things seem nice.
It's like I don't get it, man, I feel like I'm living in
some fake, fucking bullshit world. Dude, I don't know. It feels
insane, like it is such a useless platform now, like I don't even
sucks. I don't know what to use it for even like it's just a
what were you gonna say? What? Guy? I want to get rid
of it. There's this guy that I'm not even gonna say his name,
but he he got suspended for he posted CP on Twitter because he was acting
like, oh, this is like the worst thing or whatever, and then
he just posted it. He just shows it, He contributes it people finding
it on a large platform. So obviously he got suspended. Elon Musk brings
him back, and then not only does it bring it back, he monetizes
them and he gives some special privileges because he gloats. He makes a post
about making seventy thousand dollars from posting, and that's not an average, that's
not even close to being average. What people make with the type of engagement
farming they even do. So Elon Musk is propping this guy up that did
this shit. He's such a propaganda machine, like terrible, he sucks.
He's so dumb. But I guess I don't know. That's what Elon is
crazy that he's backing these horses. Now, that's what he's doing. He's
crazy horses. And then before you tab it's like half racist shit. First
when people I used to hear people say this all the time, and I'm
like, that's not true for me. I'm like, you guys are probably
looking at some weird shit that's nope. I have now joined the club where
it'll even be half of it is about MMA for me, which is like,
all right, algorithm that's working. But then it's racist MMA posting,
and I'm like, what the fuck is this? Why is it have to
be racist? This site sucks now bro way worse than TikTok, way worse
than TikTok. It's it's completely falling apart as a website. It used to
be funny. He used to be going Twitter to get funny shit. You
get regular engagement, like its engaged engage you somewhat and now it's just turned
into like this really the like just derogatory version of itself for everything is just
extremists to get you to engage, or it's like really stupid, like someone's
saying some shit that it's no sense, and I'm just like I can't.
I really don't want this app anymore. I really don't, but I was
forced to keep it. What's gonna happen with uh so? I you know,
Twitter is just gonna or x whatever, It's gonna continue to decline whatever
without TikTok. What the fuck's gonna happen? Is? Do you think like
Instagram is gonna become like the new Bastion? Is it gonna probably because either
well, well they still have nine months excited. They do have wild right
they do a better question? Are they gonna sell? Are they are they
gonna sell? What do you do you think that the I don't know.
I maybe, I mean, it's kind of difficult to tell. It's like
it depends on who I could see A big I could see honestly, like
Microsoft or some or something like that, like putting down them because they they
always like throw insane amounts of money. It's like they bought like Bethesda,
not Bethesda, What the fuck was it? Activision for sixty nine billion dollars
or something like that. Sixty seven billion dollars way way overpriced for the value
that Activision actually has. So like, I could imagine them spending a big
chunk of change on getting TikTok if anyone, but like I don't know who
else would be because I don't know who else would really be able to afford
it is the thing. It's like they could sell it, but I don't
know who would even be in the ballpark to Celtic because TikTok is objectively very
very valuable. Like it's like I can't even imagine, like what the price
tag would be on that. Uh, if Activision is sixty nine billion dollars,
I can't even fathom what TikTok is. Dude, imagine if Elon instead
of buying Twitter, if he bought TikTok, I would see I'd be really
happy because if he absolutely ruined TikTok, I would have no problem with that.
That would have been great, And he would have paid probably seventy billion
for it too, since he paid forty four billion for fucking Twitter, which
is the craziest the craziest. How could you how could you stand here?
How could you tell me that this is a fucking smart man, Like a
real smart man would never do anything near that. They would have bought Twitter
for five billion, would have bought sometimes built Tucker. Did you see Tucker
Carlson on Joe Rogan talking about however, He's, Oh, god, man,
I just I just love how stupid, like how unapologetically stupid people are.
Now. It's like it it's there's something really disheartening about how how proud
people are to be complete, complete idiots. That conversation was Tucker Carlson has
never I feel like he's never said the right thing. I feel like every
time he talks it's some stupid I've seen him. I've seen er. I've
seen him pander to the correct I've seen him pander to the right side a
couple of times. Like I've seen him say things that are very populous and
very like Bernie Sanders esque, and it's like, okay, yeah, that's
and it's always like oh, broken clock is right twice a day type thing.
And then he goes on Joe Rogan He's like, evolutions not real.
It's actually been debunked. Actually you've never seen evolution. It's like, oh
my god, you don't know how medicine works or anything else, anything works.
That is crazy, Like everything everything he was, that is my wildest
thing ever upset. Why what upsets me so fucking much? Is okay?
Maybe he is stupid enough. I don't know if he is stupid enough,
if he's playing stupid enough to not know the difference between a hypothesis and a
theory. I don't know, because I remember vividly. A lot of people
don't. A lot of people don't know. I'm not talking about a lot
of people. I'm talking about Tucker Carlson. I don't know if he's specifically
is that stupid, or if he's playing because he's it's possible, I'm I'm
not. I'm on the fence because why I'm on the fence is I have
seen him, like you said, post populist takes, and I've seen him
when he was with Fox News, where like he would have the correct take
about say, oh, there was the fake shit that was going on with
the SAD and they were saying that he was using chemical warfare against his people,
where I'm like, that's obvious, bullshit, the same thing we did
with the Saddam Hussein throwing the babies out of the incubay all that fucking bullshit.
So he was on the right side of that. His first take about
COVID and the mask was correct at first, and then like I think a
month or two later, then he was like, oh, you're wearing a
mask. All funny. First he was making mocking people that were freaking out,
So like, I feel like when he reads and consumes these things,
he understands it. But then obviously he'll blow with the wind. And when
it comes to not knowing the difference between a hypothesis and a theory, I
wonder if he's truly that stupid, I wouldn't put it past them. I'm
not like trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, but I'm also
trying to say, is he just the master grifter that is playing the stupid
role to connect with the audience that conser that why, I think that's possible.
I just think the issue is that Tucker Carlson isn't one of these people
who, like I would believe it a little bit more if he was like
one of those like you know how sometimes you care about like a like a
conservative commentator who's like super hyper educated or like there's like I went to Harvard
or whatever, and it's like he's not one of these people. He's just
like a NEPO baby like his his his families. His family's just super rich
and they just propelled him at anything. So I don't believe that he's ever
really accumulated any any modicum of intelligence on his own for any real reason,
because there's never been a need to do that. So, like, I
genuinely don't think he knows the difference between a hypothesis and the theory. And
I don't even think he understands that a theory, like even what a theory
is by itself, and that just because it's a theory doesn't mean it's like
a complete like guess it's not just a hypothesis. It's not a fucking just
I have a thought, I have an idea. No, it is like
there is facts built into a fucking there have to be proven right over and
over again for it to even beget to the point, well even specifically,
even specifically, like gravity is a theory technically, so that's the whole thing
it is. Gravity. Gravity has been proven right so much as almost a
universal law. There is nothing almost there is nothing but how it works.
It's a theory because we're not one hundred percent We can't. We can never
be one hundred percent sure unless some architect that actually created gravity comes down and
be like, this is what it is. Some four D thing comes by.
It's like, this is how everything takes universe apart, and it shows
us, you know, put together with the world white T shirt. This
guy's like, this guy's a wife beater, a bunch of stains on his
shorts. He's he's literally like a gray with a wife beater on chunk let
us and a bunch of stains on his shorts. He's like, hey,
it was going on, guys, you want to see how everything works?
And these floods your brain with difformation and it leaves you just hear like grenade
rigging for a few months. Yeah, could you how would you cope with
that? Though? You wouldn't you say that the some sweaty, fucking disheveled
dude is actually the master of the universe, And then like would you just
be like, oh, I'm clearly in a coma, would be like I'm
clearly fucking like I'm not alive like right now or something. This is not
the way that God understand the universal work. This makes zero sense in any
way, shape or form, Like would you be able to accept that that
the there's a real entity? YOUA so hold on, wait, wait,
so I think I I think I could purely because I have so I have
so little faith in the universe as it is, like because I I really
don't, because I because I can't know anything for sure unless I've seen it
with my own eyes, and even then, your eyes can play tricks on
you. And even then there's there's like a non zero percent chance that you
could go insane. You could be insane. Like that's my question. Every
time I see something I can't explain or don't understand, my first question immediately
is am I insane? Like? Have I gotten insane? Like? Have
I? Finally, why don't you ask someone else if they've seen it first?
Like why is it? Like? Oh, my sanity's question? First?
Whatever she saw that? Does it make sense to me? I'm like,
yo, did anyone else see that? And then when everybody's like no,
I'm like all right, cool, case they have one of your moments
let everybody, let's let's take a step back. Let's reve I remember.
I remember when I was a little dude, like I saw a UFO in
my backyard, like and I like, for sure, it was like it
was like out of a fucking cartoon. It was like it was like a
drawing of a fucking UFO and it was like over my fucking yard, really
really fucking close up. And I remember being like, huh, I think
I've gotten insane. That's the only explanation for this, because no, because
I asked my mom and she saw it too, and I was like,
all right, well, I'm not even gonna unpack that, but yeah,
that's that's when when when that's even worse, that's worse. Something happens.
Whenever something happens, it's like weird and then like it gets too much.
Like I was at I was at I was at a summer camp for a
uh for one summer, right and I was it was in Irvington, New
York. I remember this like it was yesterday, and me and my friend
we were like we were about to go. We were like, bunkmates,
You're about to go to our shower, and I swear I saw a drawer
come out and fall and no one did it, no no string. And
I was like, hey, do you see that? He said yes,
And all of a sudden, my brain was just like, well, I'm
really tired. Let's just go to bed. And I literally just went to
bed, didn't shower anythings, went to bed, and slept it off.
And every time I think about that memory, my brain gets stressed out and
I start overthinking and I'm like, ah, nah, don't gotta go back
there. I've told you guys about my story that is similar to that I
told you about that. Yeah, I don't reiterate it, but I still
yeah, I still stressed because he's stressed. It's just it's still so this
actually this year marks that's crazy. It's been twenty years that this happened.
It's been twenty years to this year. So whoa, Actually it's been over
twenty years now because it was that it was at New Year's Uh, it
was at the New Year. So yeah, twenty years later, I'm still
not. I just there's some so like so xtrapolating on that. If I
saw some greasy fucking dude, maybe he's giant or whatever, he comes down,
he's like, hey, I know you guys. You guys been having
a lot of questions, you know what I mean, Like it just yeah,
I've been a little busy. But here here's gravity I saw. This
is what a big bandit actually is. You know what I mean. He's
just jacking the whole time. He's fucking himself in his crotch. And you
know, you know how to live forever, you know how to cure every
problem. You know what's gonna happen next, you know about all of the
past. And he's like, all right, man, I have a good
one. Plops one on your forehead. Plops one on your head. You're
like, he's horsing around. He's horsing around with his dick, around with
hisck and it's but it's still flaccid like the whole time. Like the whole
time, he's really trying to wake it up. He's really trying just like
just get flap around in his He's really he's like a few trillion years old,
so it's like it takes a long time to tussle that thing awake.
But like he's really trying to wake it up. Man. He's like,
and we get one more bro. He looks like he's like thirty two or
something. That's what he was, just like this is the guy, this
is the architect. And then so I guess a lot of people would say
this is God. But then he's like, no, I'm not God.
Man. There's like there's like there's several of me. There's like where this
is, So that would be see, that's what It's kind of like Men
in Black right with the with the fucking marbles, Like it would basically be
like one of those moments because I was thinking, I was thinking of like
he's I was always thinking like he was like an apple genius, like he's
like Apple Star. Yeah, he's just yeah. I mean for me,
it's like, at the end of the day, the universe is self fucking
weird and ever changing. At the same time, I also like sort of
stagnant in a way that I can't understand that I instead of like questioning a
higher power, I'm just trying to live because I feel like no matter what
I do, I can't find out what it is. Yeah, I mean
the universe. Can I ask you a question? Can I just don't have
time? Like whatever, dude, Casey, can I ask you a question?
You've how long you've been with Lily how long? Seven years? Now?
Seven years? How would you feel if if, over the course of
that seven years, like every now and again, you know, maybe not
super often, maybe like maybe like eight times a year with no like specific
pattern. You wake her up sometimes and she goes room room, and then
you and then and then and then you go what and then she oh,
sorry, sorry, And then recently you open the door on her while she's
in the shower and it turns out that she's she's been a two thousand and
three Silverado this all time. Then you just to shut the door really closed.
You shut the door really fast, and then you she comes out the
she comes out the bathroom and she's normal Lily again, and she's like,
honey, I'm sorry. I've been trying to keep this secret for a really
really long time. You know how crazy that would be if she that's been
true the whole time. You know how many people's interacted with you know how
many times she's been around all of us, and everyone is just not known.
No one's been like, yo, king, you know, your girlfriend's
a car. She's been like on flames with me. She's been like in
trading like that, we've done together. Yeah, and every time you go
for a flight, every time you go for a flight that you notice that
the detector always goes off, but they always let her through because they can't
find anything. And you start piecing things together, it's like, oh,
that's why she says room room sometimes, and that's that's why. Like car,
and that's why and that's why every time every time she goes to fill
up the gas, she's there for a little bit, a little bit too
long, like she's getting like more, she's double take a sip, Yeah,
almost double your car. She's like, I'm not a car. Room
room and then her lights turned on through her eyes some off real quick.
And the final thing that he pieces together is when you got when she's road
raging, when you guys are in traffic, and then she starts honking,
she starts out of her b and you just you're so mad. Though you
know you didn't notice it till then, and now it's just coming back.
You've never you've never you've never noticed it. You've never noticed that. Every
single time she makes a turn, like one of her eyes flashes and then
she literally, you're a car, lily, you're lightning McQueen, you're lightning
McQueen, Lily, I'm sorry you have to find out like these that would
bother me. That wouldn't bother me, but I think it would. I'm
like out of whatever. Whatever. What if it's like a Shrek What if
it's a Shreks type situation where you where you If you accept her, if
she if you accept her as a car, then you also become a true
car entirely. Yeah, she's a car entirely, and then you're a car
entirely too, because you take like a hilario, you take a true love
potion, and then you become like a fucking I don't know, like a
like a rab four or something whatever whatever. I would never truly accept her
then, because I feel like being a person so much better at being a
car. So I'd never truly accept her. Why would be? Why is
being a person better than being a car sentience? She's a car, No,
she's because she's a human. But if she turns back into a car,
she's just a car. Someone. But if she was actually what if
she was actually still born at birth and she died at birth and the only
way to save her was to fuse her with a car, so she can't.
So she's actually not really a person, she's really born a car.
Anything else. I was watching this fucking stupid ass show. Right, it's
kind of like her gadget, whose fucking car was it? Like someone's here,
like we got it's the only thing that will help. It's been part
it's been parked, it's been parked in the parking lot for seven months,
it's got dust on the windows, and no one's no one's claimed it,
and she's been an abandoned car. Yeah, can you guys hear me?
Yeah? No, all right. For a moment, my WiFi literally turned
off, so I was like, oh god, I was going to start
punching my screen. There's gonna be a moment in the audio. I was
like, oh no, no, no, you're good. You just flashed.
I think you were just a little bit overwhelmed from discovering that you're seven
years it's not a two thousand and three Silverado. So there's this there's this
show I was watching called it this in Chain It or whatever it took on
Netflix. It's made by the same people that made a Futurama. Yeh yeh,
I know that show. There's a moment where the king falls in love
with this just like really like fucking fairer woman. Right, but she was
a bear at first and then she did something and she was able to turn
into a human. Yeah, is it okay to her? I know you're
answering, man, I don't. I'm not. I don't have to.
I don't know. Well you wanted to fu I'm like, I don't know.
You want to fuck that animal digimon thing? That angel? I fuck
angel woman while she's an angel woman? Right, So why wouldn't you fuck
the bear lady like when she's a lady. I don't know, man,
because that's what she could turn back. That's what scares me midstroke, like
mid stroke, and because then at that moment there's a little cat thing on
my dick, and I'm like, what the I would put it? I'm
gonna answer this question this way. I would. I don't think I would
sleep with anybody who could dramatically shift their physical appearance quickly in any in any
way, shape or form. That's safe. It's a safe bet. It's
just it's a much safer less I knew the way, you know what I
mean? Like if there was like a female saying or something she's like,
oh, I'm super saying. I was like, no, sorry, like,
just based on the cutoff, just based on the rules that I've set
up here, you are out of the question, even those like female sayings.
Uh, I can't. I respect how you're willing to stay to your
great so much. I respect that I'm committed to my rules. I'm fucking
the ship out of a female saying yeah, as long as he's of age,
I'm going for it. Yeah, it's yeah, that's going for it.
Without that didn't need to be said. I think that was. I
feel like I was the only sayings we've ever seen and in them in dragon
Ball that are girls. Can I clarify this because they're kind of underage.
We don't know how old they are exactly, So I'm like, all right,
I don't know your age, like who, we don't know how they
are. I think they're underage. Oh I guess yeah. I wasn't even
thinking about I didn't watch. Those are only two ones that we know of
the one because in the different universe. That's right. I think I was
thinking I was thinking of like I was thinking, yeah, that's what I
was thinking of. I was thinking of, like the female says around like
where's all the pluscy saying what they're weaker, so they died. Actually,
I mean when you think about it, it's kind of stupid that, like
it's a fact that mean put like look put on anyone together. I mean,
yes, I mean that's it's probably a very sexist fact. I agree
with that. I'm sure you know. The saying character basically, yeah,
are the sayings basically Filterromites basically Filtramites are a version of pretty much Sands me
Kryptonians pretty much. Yeah, well yeah, because what I mean by that,
what I mean by that is that they're evil basically like that they're like
a terrible group of people and so freezing but so it's freeze out like a
good guy technique on a common brander scale the same were they were asshole ish
by nature because they were kind of like barbaric sparrings. They were kind of
like barbaric like like warriors. Yeah, and they took over the Tuffel planet,
right, and then they were like they were like, oh, there's
ours now, and they destroyed the tuffles. Is that can But Freezer is
the one that was like, hey, we're gonna take this ship global.
We're gonna take these really asshole motherfuckers and put them in places to do up
ship for me. Sand suck. But like freezer kinda was the one that
facilitated them to go. Why is is it ever explained? Like what freezing
even is? Like it's freezer? Like does freezer come from a planet of
freezes? Like what the like? What is of his kind? We know
that it was just just because of like what's his name? Cooler whatever?
The fucking cold cold? Yeah, cold was the only one that's cannon,
the only when that's cannon, And like I know that, but like is
but what I mean by that, it's like is he like is he like
the last of you know what I mean? Like other you wouldn't there be
other freezes? Wouldn't it be nice if there would have been like a comic
series kind of exploring that that would have been nice. They never go into
detail about what they We know that there. We know that there's Chills,
the one from the past that Bardak kills most back in time for some reason.
I'm going to get you, says time to die. Yeah, I
think so you are a stupid monkey. I'm going to kill you with my
death Ray. So there's them, and then there's there's King Colden Freezer.
That's it, and then Kola if you if you look at the canon of
the movies. But yeah, there's just because a race of freezers is terrifying.
A whole race of freezer is even my final form watch me transform you
saying, God, damn all right, let's move on. Let's get the
fucking qu into some question territory. I don't even know what we've been rambling
about. From Saiet Oh, God, Christ, Okay, spank Sinatra and
Bing comes be road In. That's fucking awesome. Bing comes me is so
fucking not clever, It's perfect. Howdy, two gentlemen in Sweeney. On
a previous Dark Tank episode, Derek talked about Jedi mind tricks. What other
more obscure or your favorite rappers, favorite rapper type hip hop artist do you
like? Huh uh oh one, someone's that come to mind from me are
ASoP rock bus driver prof and maybe not and maybe not so much. Now.
Run the Jewels. Run the Jewels a lot more mainstream. Well,
they're extremely mainstream nuts, yeah, especially they've always been mainstream. But I've
always known about Killer Mike and I've always known about what's his name, That's
why I've always known about them. Well, nobody knew about LP. Nobody
knew about them at all. I knew because the other group he was a
part of it was one of another group before. Yeah, but generally it's
just like that's why I knew about it. But granted, that's hip hop.
You gonta understand it. LP is extremely important to hip hop, which
a lot of it's really cool, like his his story. I think watching
like a documentary on him would be fucking really cool. But yeah, way
to make that don't fucking matter anymore. Like the white people that make hip
hop important are like LP alchemists, m alchemists just dropping like they're really important
to hip hop. No one talks about them at all, and it makes
me kind of sad because they are absolutely the culture as well, but they're
white, so it's like it happens. So even they're they're like, we
got to take a step back because they understand this is not innately our culture.
We have to respect that it is other people's culture, which is which
is why they're even better than what they are. I respect them so damn
much. In general, there's uh, Sage Francis another white guy, fat
big boy. I respect him a lot. I respect a lot of brother
Ali that Albine dude about him in Yeah, but he had a lot of
because especially I've been hearing from him a little bit just because of you know,
he's Muslim and he's like, you know, kind of what's been going
on over there in the middle. He's a little upset. He's just that
he's a little upset. But say there's some obscure ones. I actually so
one person that I like a lot. He's like he's a producer that the
first time I heard him was on Immortal Techniques, his revolutionary volume two Moto
Technique as well. Well, Mortal Technique is a Mortal Technique is half and
half for me, Like I love him a lot, but he also has
so many dogshit conspiracy theories baked into his music that like there's a lot of
it that is half of it is just stupid, but then the other half
of it's really good. Like I love Mortal Technique, bro. One of
my favorite lines is Puerto Rican as well, So that's why I love him
as much as I do. As well, he's is he pretty region I
know he's Peruvi. Yeah, is he sorder again? Yeah, Okay,
I knew, I knew he was he was. I thought he was proven.
Okay, Well, I mean, well it's probably he might be,
might be both. Probably who gives a He says the word nigga, and
I respect that he says it all the time. But he when you can't
convince he's another one. You can't convince him he's not black, he says.
I mean, he says he's he's so whatever he is, he's he's
like, he says he's I think he says he's tiny. So I think
you're right. Yeah, yeah, on black technically, but that's an argument
with him. They're very whatever. So then I don't know them that are
very dark skin granted, but they're not black. I am I am,
I am Tino, so like no, uh, I am too, but
my grandma is too, and she's black. It was like down in the
middle. So it's like there's an argument that we had with them. Bro,
they really care about it though. Yeah, well I didn't know it.
Wait, so you got you got to wait. So it to the
original question, and like you're talking about underground ship because what I said,
Jedi mind tricks. Oh yeah, because remember were talking about that Tone def
is what I wanted to say, I didn't, I didn't I didn't finish
thought. Tone def is a is a producer out of New York that I'm
pretty sure is a New York that he his He doesn't get nearly enough credit.
This guy's like a extremely talented. He can sing really well. He
can produce some pretty dope beats he produced. One of my favorite beats is
for there's a song called I Fucking Hate Rappers by Pack FM, and the
beat is so fucking good man. It's Uh, he's probably one of my
favorites. Like, if you want to talk about like underground underground, I
know I mentioned Cunning Linguists one time. I think, yeah, cunning Linguist
is a stupid fucking name, but you know, the most obvious joke in
the world. It's it's so obvious. It's it's something that I I would
have, you know, a joke that you would have made, and you
definitely wouldn't have used it as like your actual fucking alias or your your your
group name. You wouldn't run with it. But there's like fucking why not,
and uh, it just fucking went with that sign is fucking pretty dope.
Uh. I feel bad because I'm so bad about underground hip hop because
a lot of people I loved underground hip hop is like twenty twelve and shit
like for me, twenty twelve, underground was like that's when Tyler mac miller
and all of them weren't really really really popular yet and they were like SoundCloud
rappers, and that's why I wasn't to my most Like, that's when I
was the most hip hop oriented in my life fifteen. Are you sure with
Tyler Tyler people, but they weren't like very popular. Oh, I feel
like because I knew too. I feel like I knew about Tyler the creator
in high school and I had no real reason to no, no, no,
that was that was that's back. That's true Tyler. We heard about
Tyler. We were in like our last editors high school. But you didn't
hear about mellowhype too much. You didn't hear about too much about mc miller.
Macmillan became popular like just after that because he made the song Ariana Grand
It's Gonna became very popular. Whybody kind of really found that? Yeah,
my friend showed me in twenty ten. It was like a song called Pizza
and I think, like pizza cool something like that. He showed me out.
I was like, this is all right. I personally never really took
to him, but it's not not taking anything away from it. It just
didn't like I didn't gravitate towards whatever whatever reason. Uh, there's like someone
I know, but he's popular because the West side gun a stove, God
cooks. There's rock Macanno, Macrano, Mariano. Would you say is like
what it give me give me one, it will move on. Give me
one go to not artist, but give me one go to song that you're
like, this song's fucking dope, Like give me give me something go to
song that's an underground song. I can't even I can't even think of one.
Man. I feel like every song I listened to right now is like
it's some sort of like decent popularity because I've been on like I've listened to
a bunch of things called Brazilian funk, but it's just pretty much just bass
boasted like very repetitive beats that you want to dance to, and it's such
silly fucking music, but I love it. I'll find a song. Right
now, I'm listening to it over and over again and just dancing about my
house and the links, like what the fuck is he doing? Yeah?
I want to think swan core right now. This is I think it's all
con guizo five. Oh that's zero. I don't know how to pronounce letters
in Portuguese at all. Okay, put in the chat for me, because
there's no way I'm gonna type any of that in. Just put in the
chat for me. I want to give you guys a deep cut. And
this guy, I think he was on Hip Hop Excel, so he was
supposed to be fucking He was supposed to blow up, but he didn't.
And forgive me if I'm saying his name wrong. It looks like day Jack
with like d A y E, but I think it's die a Jack.
I'm not try so. But he he fucking fell off immediately when he was
like he was on like fucking uh like I said, like, oh,
he was like in the freshman like like, oh, this guy is gonna
be in the new class, big potential. He has a song called Hello
World. Guys, look that one up. You're looking for some some underground
ship or something little Obscure probably one of my favorite songs to come out in
like the past like decade or something that I was like, Oh, this
guy is gonna be this guy is gonna be like really fucking big, and
then uh, it didn't happen. Uh, it just didn't happen. He
fucking uh he fell off the base of the earth. Uh. Whatever,
that's the name of the song. What's the name of the song? Lucy
is Hard? But this song is stupid as bricks, but it's so fucking
catchy. It's so fucking you. Okay, do you do you know the
guy Toby now, boy, I don't know if how to say okay,
think I was like that. I just want to see if he knew that
guy because I never knew how to I never caught him saying his name boy.
Okay, all right. That guy's also dope to He has a song
called I'm Dope. He hit some popularity a little bit. He now though,
Yeah, you're right, but I like he makes really good song he
made called oh so Toby Toby t t O b E and then n W
I g W E like uigue or something. And he has a song called
I'm Dope that I heard on n B A two K twenty like of all
places, and I was like, hey, sometimes you find good sometimes you
find good music from video games. It's it's uh, bro, put me
on some time to create a fire ship. Bro. I was like,
g T A four was big. Honestly, the remedy games are really good,
like like, uh, I don't know if Max Pain does it,
but like I know like Quantum Break and Alan Wake and Alan Wake two and
Control both doing are they both? I just said like five things, they
all do it. But anyway, let's move on to but I I do
a little bit. It sounds like fucking jokester music. Man, it sounds
like something like a It sounds insane. I'm not gonna deny what it is.
It's fucking it's just noise. It sounds like something Betty would would beat
up the Chosen One too in Kung Pao. It sounds good though it's it
sounds good, man, I guess it's just stupid as sin. Are you
like you're you don't you don't actually like sit down and listen to this though,
right. I listened to it, and I'm like when I'm like fucking
like taking a shower, somebody to get hyped up. If I'm doing something
like if I'm trying to hype myself up, I listen to the random sh
like I'm honestly it's it's it's noise, the five point oh slow to reverb,
and I gotta this is a This is a step. This is like
one degree removed from fucking nightcore, man, Like, this is like this.
It's the opposite direction. It's the opposite or but it's the same level
of just like fucking absurdity. It's absurd. It's definitely not music that I'm
like, Oh, this is like fucking art. All right, let's move
this group. Yeah, uh, let's see. Let's see. Let's see
using my cub as syrup at waffle House wrote and he says, hey,
there, my gooners. Let's say that every time you jacked off, one
giant dog sized sperm would shoot out and you'd have to kill it each time.
Would you still beat your meat? No? If I had to kill
it, like what, I don't want to do that each time I beat
off. That's crazy. Let's put it well, let's put it in a
Let's put it in a more believable contact. Let's say we're all single and
we don't have let's say we don't have a partner, I would probably just
get my uh my, uha, I found a group I was talking about
contra yeah, uh concerts talking about not killing a giant sperm that plopped out
of my dick and flopping on the floor. That's disgusting and terrifying. Imagine
being the first time you explored yourself as a child, as a young man,
and then that let's let's say hypothetically, speaking for the sake of argument,
it's never been a problem until now. Like some kids somewhere found the
dragon balls and he was like, you know what, sen Ron, I
wish that from from never become I wish I wish that from now on,
every time somebody came, every time a guy came, it was a big
dog sized sperm and he had to kill it. Then the dragon balls dispersed,
you know what, would severely hurt their girl friend. No, no,
no, no, you understand, this is only only when only when
you're jacking off. Let's because it's let's say, every time you jacked off,
only jacking off. Yeah, so it's like undercover, you know,
an undercover game, right, you know, undcover game. You're jacket that
you come, something pops out of your nick, its ringing around to the
covers. You're freaking out your scream. You're trying to get from under the
covers. It's touching you and like that. You're like, yeah, yeah,
you flip the cover over and it's just it's a big fucking floppy sperm
slapping all around your bed. You're just like, oh my god, so
this is magic. And so for example, when it still happened, if
I cut my balls off and I have no sperm, uh yeah, so
see like in that, in that case, I'm not jacking off anymore.
Let's just not kinda happen. I can't deal with that. Dude, There's
no pole that's gonna fuck your pee hole up. That blasted through a dog
size can come is fucking stretching out your Let's let's let's say let's let's say
it worrows. Yeah, let's let's say, for for the sake of argument,
let's say it like it comes out. It's like a Syndioto modes where
it just kind of like pools, it pulls together and then it like it
flobbers together into like a into like a dog, I definitely would do it
to hurt them. It's like it's it's like this moment is aggressive. Yeah,
that's the part that I don't want to deal with. I don't want
to deal with putting down the cum dog afterwards. That's kind of like this
a lot. Yeah, especially if it if it like can look up at
you and with like it's it's sad, you know how, like some some
dogs have like really sad puppy dog eyes. Like if it had like really
like really empathetic, uh sad cum dog eyes, Like I don't know,
I don't know if i'd be able to. Oh God, you're making me
want to kill it even more, Like what if you're making me you're making
looks like making me celibate. Bro it almost coming to somebody else. And
then it goes, yeah, you're approaching it with like a macheady or something.
And then he goes, that's crazy. You're helping. You're not helping.
See if it's doing that, I'm probably gonna easily kill it. Nobody's
trying to explain. He's just trying to explain the situation. You're making me
like not anymore, you're making me like, oh, that's really disgusting.
There's no chance I'm never doing that again. If it happens once, there's
no chance I'm doing that again. There's absolutely no chance. I think I
would do it less. I would probably do it like maybe, like i'd
probably do it like maybe like maybe once a week because that part of me
is like, well, this is kind of good exercise in some way,
because it's like I'm not really that active anymore, like since I stopped doing
like the boxing train, and so I was like, ah, maybe it's
like maybe it's something where it's like, okay, I can, I can,
I can jerk off and then instead of feeling immediately like sinful and shameful
and bad, I can take my frustrations like that. No, of course
not. I've literally said it ever felt that one time. I've never felt
used to. When I was younger, when I was going to church,
Yeah, I just never believed them. I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, what fucking entity would make something feel this good and it's
supposed to be bad. That's so stupid. That is so fucking stupid.
There's no way that this is gonna be bad. Like, it's definitely really
stupid. Not not thinking about it. I'm like, oh my god,
my invisible ghost family looking at me touch my penis. Oh no, I'm
such a bad I was. I don't care no more. That's the weirdest
aspect of it to me is that, like, why would your family be
watching you? Like if I go under no circumstances, under no circumstances,
am I going to watch my ancestors beat off and then like judge them,
boy broke it? Like my boy's broke it. You're gonna go watch celebrities
beat off. You're gonna go watchucking Sydney Sweeney go play with their tits in
the shower or something like yeah, pretty cool. Yeah, It's like I'm
not gonna not absolutely absolutely would would. God would be there. You're supposed
to when you're crying me out of that place, you're supposed to be watching
your nephew Jack off. Stop, What are you doing? What am I
doing? Beat not in the mood right now. God's all mad. He's
like furious that you're watching Sidney Sweeney like fucking play with their tits instead of
watching your fucking ten year old cousin Jack obvious, Like so angry, what
are you doing? This is you're supposed to steel. Shame on your lineage.
What are you doing to go back to you shove him? Only my
homides audascy of somebody talking to the divine one like that, it's great.
Shut up, I want to show him make up, like stumble over,
like he falls over a table, like you embarrassed and was laughing at his
head. Immediately everyone dies. Everyone's laughing at God. You embarrassed God so
distinctly it's like gay a little bit. You push God over a fucking a
kitchen, you push him over a living room table. He stumbles, hits
his head, cries and Ship bleeds to death. You just killed God.
He stumbles, He stumbles back in such a human way to like he like
like like he like he genuinely like gets caught on his fucking robe, you
know, just like slips and ship. It's a juicy sound. It's a
juicy sound when he hits his head to you're like, you know that's not
a good one. The moment he hits his head sound. There's a scene.
There's a scene it cuts to earlier that day and he's meeting with his
his tailor and he's like, I really think this robe is a little too
I feel like I'm gonna slip and hurt myself. He's like, no,
God, it'll be fine. You're like the divine One. You're straight.
You got remember you're straight. God, You're straight. It's like that's not
yeah, but like maybe it's a little too long. Was like, nah,
God, trust me, you're good. Then he trust me. I
do like God dying like a mundaneous his head opens the It's like that story
we used to have where it was like, what is it the body of
God found on fucking fifth Avenue and ninth Oh yeah, and then just everybody
understands the body of God ours. This is the Everyone's like everyone can look
at it like that's God. Like people one who knows your being, Like,
yo, that's God. Who did this in the world the reality starts
falling apart because someone killed God. Yeah, crazy, like dogs start walking
up right, Hello, I'm a dog. It's like it's like that glitch.
It's like that. It's like that glitch in the Sims where like it's
you know what I'm talking about, the dog glitch of the Sims where like
the dog like, so there's a glitch in the Sims. It's like a
really famous one. It's it's a really curse one. But if a if
a dog has to go, like if a dog is trapped in a pool
or something, it'll climb the ladder, but it'll like, it'll take like
the model of the dog will assume the form of a person, so the
animation will work. There's so many great hat let me see. I wonder
if there's like a compilation dog sins glitch. There's so many great I love
that. I love that. Yeah, because you can hug Oh, this
is a great one. Yeah, so if you google that, the first
it's hugging a dog in the sins. So look at this. Here you
go. I put it in the put in the char right now. If
anybody's curious, you can google this. It's on YouTube. It's like a
nine second video. But it's what incarnation want incarnation. Derek, can can
you please put this in? Of course we have to. We have to
put this in. How it turns back into a dog at the end is
so perfect. Imagine seeing that. Imagine seeing that through the window and you
run into try to help your kid. It's a dog again. You're like,
did I see that's see that's the thing. It's like, do you
then do you assume you're you've gone crazy? Like feeds back into the beginning.
What did the dog just do? It gave me a hug? How
to give you a hug? He gave me a hug? What do you
mean? It just gave me a hug? Nothing, nothing out of the
usual. Mom. It hugged like it always hugs me. It's like it
hugs me like it always hugs. I hug you, or like dogs hug
you. It's like, what do you mean like you hugged? All right?
You're trying to freak out your kid and watch it like five times.
That's nuts. His head goes fucking like upside down. It's head itself down.
This isn't uh so Papa Jesus right, And he says, hey,
hey, hey boys, this one's mostly for Swen. Did you all know
that M. F. Doom is actually English? I just found that out
recently, a suppoll as the fact that he never even got his US citizenship
despite living here most of his life. I didn't know that actually at all.
I didn't know that was born that that barely counts like he technically it's
the what's his name? The UK who's the dude is born in the zone
six uh or who thank you say? It's it's same as him, right,
It's like the same kind of situation. It's it's a it's a Caribbean
person thing. Man, if you're like Afro Caribbean. A lot of people
are born in the UK, or in Jamaica or X, Y and Z,
and they go somewhere else and lived out the place the whole lives.
That's what it is. Twenty one is barely counts. It barely is to
me. I would wrap the like I would totally. I'd have red coats.
I would totally be I would. I would say I would. The
idea of you wrapping a red coat would terrorize nobody. Red coats even I
would terrorize Americans, dude. I would would walk rifle flipping and everything like
that, walk a straight line, fucking just just like but you know,
just hitting people with the butt of the gun, just busting their jaws open
and ship. But I would make it. I would just do so much
bullshit and put on one of those stupid fucking wigs. I should know.
I should buy one of those those powdered wigs. Yeah, you should buy
a fucking powdered wig when I start, If I start balding, I'm gonna
really rock the powder wig hard. I'm gonna like actually rock it for real.
It's too late, man, I think you're too old for Like,
your hair is not gonna change. You never know, it might, it
might not happening. Well, keep aware now you do know, Yeah,
you was around like twenty six years old. If you haven't fucking your hairline
hasn't received at all, you're good. You never know, dude, you
never know, you do not next, So I look, I can't say.
I can't say I will never know for things that we You can't just
say you never know for things that we know for sure. Like it's we
don't know anything for sure. We assume, dude, know for sure,
we know for sure. Unless you're like a verge. It's called you have
a You have a theory right now, right, you have a really strong
theory. Often it's been proven. Right, it's not universal law yet,
is that is true? That is true? A statement? But how that's
how those words works. Fucking twat, that's how those words work. Tell
you what if you? Oh yeah, tell you what if you if you
lose? If you go bald. I bet you two million dollars that you
will not go bald. I'm not betting million dollars. I'm not doing You
never know and I don't know, and you don't know. But I don't
know. I know, I don't I know. That's why, That's why
I'm willing to bet that amount of money. I know enough. I don't
about stress baldness. What about if we know? What about if we know
the Gbay? We take you to Gbay and we fucking like we waterboard you
every day? You know does that to himself? And you wake up and
my hair is my hair is thicker and fat, fucking hair lighted. It
meets your eyebrows, means your fucking eyebrows like like like Marcus Phoenix right here.
He's like, what's happening? This is really weird. My hair is
growy. I start sprotting hairs out of year. Is my sprotty hair off
their forehead? It's crazy. Book of World Record guys. There are some
guys like that had hair all over the thing aboucking face. I was like,
is this real? I always felt like it was fake, But I
don't know, man, it just grew everywhere where it shouldn't grows. It
was fucking gross. I remember seeing a thing in one of those books about
how a guy who could there was a guy who could control his hair or
something like he had like real he could like bend No I know, but
like I remember seeing that in like a fucking in Aguinness Book of World Records,
where it's like he could bend his hair like like on a like almost
like he could like do that with it. And I'm like, you can't
fucking do that. Even as a kid, I didn't. I was like,
what the fucking talking about? So that is so stupid, it's unbelievable.
Actually, you can get in those dumb ass books for fucking eighty reason.
I guess. Yeah, crazy kissed myself today. Your hair. You
can throw your hair, cut someone's hair off. They just have to have
nerves there. You know how much damage you would do to him cutting his
head. He would die from like shock. You tell him how to cut
his hair off, that would probably and he's like screaming bloody murders the one
to two save his ship. That would be fucking crazy. You have to
just just let your hair grow out forever dies your hair off. Only you
gotta get a surgery. Well, you gotta get like anesthesia. You gotta
be sucking put under to get your hair cut. That caveman, how did
cavemn cut their fingernails? They just bite them off? Probably yeah, right
likely? Yeah, I hate that. I get this weird cave man suck.
How did we survive? I really think about it, like, how
the fuck did we make it? Really? Luck? Did really look?
Or is that sky nigga? Dug? It's is that one nigga that wanted
us to watch our nephews beat off? You know, he just wanted to
make sure that he will get us alive and then we kept like my big
dinosaurs. So he sent him a meteor righte the We didn't get hurt the
dinosas got because it was a holy holy media, right, yeah, it
was a holy media. It was only it was only four thousand years ago.
How long? How guys, genuine question, how long did you ever
think the dinosaurs and people roam the earth at the same time? And how
long and how long little they think? I definitely thought that for a while
because I would go to the I would go to the Museum natural History and
they would have the next to each other. I was like, well,
the museum wouldn't lie to me. Yeah, I was like, but I
was lost. Have you guys seen Lost World that showed that was on like
fucking Channel eleven A long time agoing like the late nineties, early too.
I remember land It might be landed a lot, probably like this profess cerities,
Like it's like ragtag group go through this portal, end up in like
the prehistoric world now have to find like prehistoric mons or stuff like that.
I thought that was real because that's when I kept seeing. I kept seeing
like humans and dinosaurs together. And then it was a show called Dinotopia.
I came out for a while, so that was on AB seems like a
short series. I don't know, I guess. I guess donald humans were
together. And then eventually I found out that dinosaurs like way on humans,
and I was like, okay, cool. I never did again. It
didn't bother anymore. I was like, okay, cool, Yeah, I
never. I I was as a kid, I mean, who the fuck
isn't fascinated by dinosaurs. I knew every thing that I could find on dinosaurs.
I I autistically looked up and I knew. I knew right away that
humans weren't because there was never like anything that would talk about that, like
them and coexisting together, like when I would try to be absorbing information or
whatever knowledge. Oh, what's crazy is that dinosaurs are so much scarier.
Sound I forgot. Then we gave it just like it because like the way
they Steven Spielberg did it like they do they like and stuff. Now we're
about dinosaurs. It sounds like a demon is gonna eat you, like clicking
sounds and then like someone using a lawnmower, but in reverse, the sounds
going in it out of it. Yeah, it sounds like it's like a
little monkey. What sounds like a small mom God, look at that is
so huge. No, it goes, it goes, It turns around and
it turns, it turns to the camera. It goes like the carr goes.
Yeah a t rex scene. Yeah, and then that's that's how t
rex used to sound. I want to see a t rex take a person
up with its hand, little hands. I want to grab a part of
those little head. I completely forgot that t rex spoke English, but until
I just remember right now, you're right. I remember reading in a in
a a t rex en cycle there's a cyclopedia a z on t Rexes,
and I remember, yeah in E in the E part of it it was
like English. I was like, oh, that's right, it just says
English and nothing else, because I remember saying. I remember because I remember
watching watching uh video like movies about dinosaurs, and they would say uh.
Every time the dinosaur would would roar, it would say on the subtitles it
would say roar parentheses English. And that's how I knew the if you're speaking
Spanish, you have no clue what it's saying. Yeah, you have no
idea. You can't hear it if you speak Spanish. In fact, entirely
it's entirely silent. But I forgot to mention this. The the this isn't
funny, but we'd be remiss not to talk about that. I mean,
part of it is in a dark way. But there was that guy in
New York who him blazoned himself. He set himself on fire outside outside of
the outside of the Trump thing. He tried to set himself on fire.
He was generally protesting like how the powers to be your fucking everything up,
which I generally don't disagree with, to be honest, but he was uh,
he de lit himself on fire outside of the Trump trial, and then
a bunch of people came and put him out, did they They put this
guy out and he's in critical condition. Now I'm pretty sure he's dead.
I think he was in critical Let me see, uh Trump fire. I
mean I hope, good Lord. I mean, usually that's what happens when
you don't die right away from engulfing yourself. If you die a little bit
later, that's usually what happened. No, but this was like a day
later that he was like in credit, like like way way later. Total
disbelieve, fresh shock, my man sentels on fire, says blah blah.
Uh there's is there no information on whether not this guy's dead. There should
definitely be with it. Hold on Trump fired around Maybe if if I Google
died Max Azarela's conspiracy theories led hisself in three days ago, two days ago,
maybe seventh fires? Okay, yeah, okay, he died, Thank
God Jesus Christ. That makes sense. I'd be like if he's still alive.
I was like, this guy is superhuman. We need to study him
now because I saw how long he was on fire for it. I'm like,
you don't survive that dude, You like, like why you got it?
Why do you put him out? Dude? Like, don't put him
out like he's you see him, Like, with all due respect, you
see a guy engulfed in flames, you give it like twenty minutes before you
put that guy out. I think twenty minutes. You really make sure because
like you don't want like, because who the fuck wants to be saved at
that point? Do you want to do? You want to be walking around
like a fucking like a like a like a candle, like a melo,
like a just fucking putting out fires is is ingrained in our DNA. So
like that is something that it's hard to just you can't just watch something burn
that you know that shouldn't be on fire because like even like a lot of
animals and animal kingdom will try to put fires out because it's like, uh,
I know what this thing is because I get I get enamored by fire
a little bit, like when it's like when it's burned, like when it's
breaked, when it's like really burning, I'm like what wait, you're you're
you're broken first of all, but you wouldn't feel if there was a fire
in your vicinity right, Like, say, say something's on fire in your
home, you wouldn't just stand there in awe at it. Even Oh oh
no, no, no, no, well maybe I guess maybe my my
sense to protect my home and the people I'm around would kick in the stop.
It's a fucking hay bale on fire. I'm like, ah, man,
And if it was nowhere near you watch them like, ah, if
it was nowhere near you, you would it wouldn't be of no concern to
you. But if it was in your vicinity that you feel like it could
be a threat to your home or your environment, or to your well or
to your being right itself. No, that like I think I think probably
have gotten the spectacle out of it programmed out of me now I used to.
At first, I was just like, ah, yeah, I'm gonna
like freaking jet sets saying like jetstream Sam when he's watching fucking Ride and Fight.
He's like, Ah yeah, I'm gonna go to your house. I'm
gonna go to go to your house and
set your computer on fire in the middle of the night and then wake you
up and see how you react. I'm like, why dude, why I
would shoot you and know it's used to it, And I'm like, dude,
I shot some guy that broke into my house. I don't know who
it was. Christ have a bullet wood. I'm like, did you get
shot last night too? It's crazy I shot someone last time? Like,
so Maxwell iz Arello, Uh, what what an artist is? I didn't
know the guy that well. I guess you can say, technically, stop
it. He's really hurt. Get all the girls. Man, he's not
hurt no more. Yeah, So what was he? I didn't I so
I didn't look into it. What was he? Was he? Everyone's calling
him conspiracy theories? Yeah? What was his? What side was he on?
Like? What did you capture from that? It's it seemed pretty I
don't even think I got like a general side from him. It just kind
of seemed like general, like a genuine discontent with like just global like world
governments being completely incompetent. I didn't look that deeply into it. But that's
that's remember what I was. That's remember what I was saying. The thing
from that though, it comes from it comes from a side with like I'm
not saying it. I'm not saying it doesn't. I'm saying I didn't get
a good read on like what side it was from. Okay, I just
wonder, I wonder if that information is available, because I like, was
he did he think? Did he think Donald Trump was part of the mis
or did he think that this is an injustice that Donald Trump's trying to take
down the machine and they're trying to take down Donald Trump? Because that's usually
the two fucking like sides of a health You donnie, I need a brea.
Police police said that his driver's license showed that he was born in nineteen
eighty seven and he was a native of Saint Augustine, Florida. A retistered
Democrat, he attended the University of North Carolina. Bla blah blah blah blah
blah described what the fuck? Yeah, what he was super curious about social
justice and the he was He was super curious about social justice and the way
things could be UHAA. Looking through this, yeah, I don't know.
It seems he might have leaned left, I think, but I don't really
know. I'm not getting a clear fucking he left him manifesto. I know
that oh his beliefs oh okay Azareela had a long history of posting conspiracy theories
and railing against the rich and powerful. According to the NYPD officials who had
began to come through a social media protests or posts. His lengthy substack posts
called that a string of people, social media companies, and institutions. He
also labeled the COVID nine COVID nineteen pandemic as an economic doomsday device. In
the document, Israel says an active self emlaia was an extreme active protest.
Yeah, I have I don't really know, well that, uh, the
COVID nineteen thing is a little bit of a hint, I would say,
kind of, but like it's not which is literarily false, because that did
kind of fuck up a lot. I have a set fucked up a lot
in a way that it always would happen because naturally in an epidemic way.
I think the guy was reading into it as like as a you're saying that
a doomsday device is is used to create doom, is man made. It's
a device. Well we well that's not it is. It was. That's
kind that's kind of that's kind of the thing about it, Like not the
pandemic itself, but like the virus, right that's pretty because well, so
that's so, that's not that has not that is look at I will say
to myself, seem to see what you're doing. I would say to my
me that I believe that it probably came from a lab in Wuhan, but
that's still not the official Actually what that's you just listened to the actual evidence.
They're saying no, And I don't know if I believe that. But
my thing is either way, because this is I guess my beef is why
does it actually? Like what is the point of lying? Like, when
I really think about it, it would have happened either way, And then
there's a huge point of lying, like what would happen? So if if
China was like, oh we did it, my bad, what would happen
to China? A lot of country to be very furious that a lot of
citizens got killed because they're negligent, But what would My question is what would
happen to China? Would people stop trading? Huh? Would people stop trying
the thing? Because we're already but the only thing that would change things but
nothing. Yeah, but business doesn't give a fuck about any of that.
Ship there were the world's gonna keep turning in the same way. It doesn't.
Yeah, but there's yeah, but there's gonna be honest, like just
because China is notorious for lying and hiding. Also everybody isn't really right,
but like specifically, like it doesn't really matter how it comes across necessarily,
but it's still it behooves you to have a better reputation than you otherwise would
have anyway, even if it won't materially affect you in any in any real
way, like it just it behooves you to just be looked upon a little
bit less evil than you actually are. That would be my assumption is that,
like we're not gonna tell them we fucking engineered this ship. That's crazy.
We're just gonna say the whole thing is should happened to it, it
would be you would want to lie about it if you did it on purpose.
An accident is you know what I'm saying is optically, I'm just saying,
optically, if you did something on accident, no matter how horrible it
is to society, it's it's always forgivable because it was a fucking mistake.
Even when people hit people with cars and kill people or whatever the fuck happens
people aren't nearly as upset. And then if there's intentionally you kill somebody murdered
somebody, I agree a little bit. I disagree a little bit, like
you're you're right, that actually be an accident, right, But the idea
is that like what the fuck are they doing making something like that and testing
something like that? And then why would they let something like that dangerous?
First of all, were they trying to create? And then how the fuck
would they let that shit get out? Right? So they could so the
incompetency, like that's the one thing where it would be it would be very
it would be, it would it would It wouldn't change in a way the
world like a war on trying everybody design on China probably, but it'd be
like what the fuck are you guys doing over there? Like what we'll see
like in my is so just the way that the world works. Unfortunately right
now with the insane injustices we have that that have just been wrought throughout time
itself, there is no justice like it's just it's just business, it's just
commerce. Things are gonna keep going, so you can be as mad as
you want. And I feel like they say, when we just look at
we're looking at in active potential, look at ethnic cleansing. We're we're we're
right now watching it happen, and there are people protesting in the streets,
but the vast majority of people are not. The vast majority of people will
not do anything. They know their taxes are going to these bombs that are
slaughtering children, and they will do fuck all about it. So even if
China was like, we did this because you guys sucked dick, people would
be upset, but they would do nothing about it. And the reason why
and the reason that that degree, to that degree, I disagree, But
what you're saying is true to it. It just happened. Do you think
do you think that the people that are that that have that hold all the
power and wealth in this country, they give they're safe, They're fine.
I think I agree, But I would say I would think that America we
owe them so much money that any chance we got to look good and not
give those niggas back the money, we would jump on that, like,
yeah, they're bad now, But why would that happen? Why would why
would bad optics stop the business aspect of our dealings? Well, the thing,
well, the thing is that the bad optics will be a chance for
us to just not give them back the money. So I found some information.
Actually, let's go about this guy. So so it says he identified
Okay, he seems not to be identified with any political party and said,
uh, Azarello claims the US is a secret kliptocracy made up of Republicans and
Democrats who are pretending to be rivals. Uh, and there was He's a
libertarian, Okay. Azarello, who described himself as an investigative researcher on the
post, wrote a manifesto that his extreme active protest was meant to draw attention
to an urgent and important discovery that involves Trump only tangentially claiming that the crypto
claiming that cryptocurrency is a Ponzi scheme run by the world's wealthiest people and powerful
figures in government. We are the victims of a totalitarian con and our own
government, along with many of their allies, is about to hit us with
an apocalyptic fascist world coup. Azarello wrote, these claims sound fantastical, sound
like fantastical conspiracy theory, but they are not their proof of a conspiracy.
Yeah, so just it seems it's kind of vague bullshit. It's very vague.
Our government is conning us completely, he wrote, Bill Clinton was secretly
on former CIA director George HW. Bush's side. The Democrats versus Repolan division
has been entirely manufactured ever since Clinton, ever since Clinton is with Bush,
Gores with Bush, Trump is with Hillary, and so on. Okay,
so he's like completely just disillusioned to as the terms that we have a secret
cleptocracy. Both parties are run by financial criminals whose only goals are to divide
to see even bleed us dry. They divide the public against itself and blame
other party. Yeah, it's I don't disagree with it, but I wouldn't
have killed myself to say this. I disagree with a lot of it.
And the people like this give players like Hillary Clinton or Bill or anything,
give them too much credit where it's actually the way that these things work is
way simpler than a lot of these people like to make it out to be,
where it's literally just, oh, people that have a lot of money,
give a lot of money to these people that are in power to do
the bidding for them. It's fucking simple. Yeah, if you took the
money out of politics. Shit, would be in like un it would be
in like utopian shit that we would be unrecognizable in a way that you couldn't
lobby. You couldn't like say, have the corporations do what they do convince
people to be against unions, which is the funniest fucking thing. It is
the biggest joke in the universe to me. But you have enough power and
influence to condition people to accept garbage, you know, through money, and
it's just so they can d So a bezos could have hundreds of billions of
dollars one man could have. Like that is so funny, like to even
think about that content. But do you know, do you know what I
mean? Do you know what I mean? Where? Like? But do
you know what I mean? Where Like I was looking through that, I
remember looking through this or like a couple days ago when it happened, I
was like, I can't get a fucking read on where this guy is at
all, right, like because it feels very fucking I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know if it matters necessarily, but like I couldn't
figure it out. I have a hard left I have a hard left turn
for you guys, finish finish your story about this, Okay, So remember
a very few a couple of episodes ago, right, quite episodes ago,
there was this thing where Derek said that he thinks he could out fight a
wolf by himself with his bare hand. A long time ago. Yeah,
it was a while ago. I thought a video of this regular like five
foot six women beside a wolf. This is probably a particularly big one.
Yes, we know you could not outfight this. Yes, so we went
through the average size of a wolf on that episode two, which I know
you obviously don't remember because you wouldn't even don't remember this up because they're they're
they're probably a bit because I remember the scale, like the scale, I
remember, the average size of a wolf is small, and I could beat
the fuck out of one. Yeah, I'm not small. They're bigger than
shepherds. That's not small. I would say I would beat the fuck out
of most dogs, like I think you would. I think you would be.
You're not beating this, I don't think. Don't think you can be
wrestling. I've always loved wrestling, like big dogs. It was like one
of my favorite things to do. And as even like say a younger person
that wasn't that strong. Dogs are fucking strong, But I would still,
you know, like even with their weight in their momentum, it wasn't that
hard to deal with because they weren't a full sized, fucking human that weighed
upwards of two hundred pounds. Like, it's just stupid to think that you
can't, in a life or death situation not deal with one, even if
it just bites you. And as it bites you, now its mouth is
completely subdued, and now I can have my way with it. If it
bit you, right, if it bit you right, because I understand the
idea if it bites you, because I've been bit by dogs before. And
if they bite you in a place that matters anywhere you're in, you're in
a bad spot. Because if it bites you in your throat or up up
in this area over here, you're in a bad spot. And if it
bites you in a place where there's a lot of flesh or bones to bite
and crush, granted I'm there, They've never they've never been I've never anything
crushed the bone of mine like I've been bit by. Like I got bit
by a pit one time on my leg and it hurt like fuck. But
I was still like able to do shit. It didn't like pierce my bone
just like that. But I don't think you could do it so a wolf.
I really don't think you can kill a wolf. I think I think
all you, I think you have a chance. I think you have a
chance. I think it's not Sorry, I don't think it's impossible, but
I think it's definitely not in your favorite That's why, this is why,
this is why I carry. I carry hot sauce everywhere I go with me
specifically for in case of crazy. That's what that's what I do. I
would I would blind the wolf of hot sauce and then it would sumb it.
I would sumb its eyes away. The idea, the idea of somebody
is why. I think it's because people don't know how to strategize for this
fight. It's just like go for the eyes and then you're good. Like
little. I think people are very you can still people are very People are
very People are very afraid and they can't visualize like when it comes to like
when fear gets in the way in the way that like say, I have
like an uh an uh like a height phobia. And there's certain things that
I can't really visualize me doing in a way that it kind of frightens me,
but in a way that like, say, if I had to fight
a wolf, I know that, oh, I'm probably gonna get bitten a
lot, and I'm okay with that. I'm way more afraid of a gun
that can just you know, easily just in my life. Or I'll take
my chance with a wolf any fucking day where most like most likely it's gonna
bite me and tear my flesh, which I'm not even afraid of that happening.
I don't want to happen. It fucking hurts, but I'm not afraid
of getting my flesh because it's happened before I know what it feels like.
I've been a lot of things. I've have a lot of scars. And
also one thing that people always forget, I guess people that don't get in
scraps and you should know, adrenaline takes over and in the beginning, you
don't really feel shit. You know, it's usually towards like say, why,
like I say, a fight, a boxing match or an mm A
match or anything, why it's so difficult towards the end of it because you've
already had your adrenaline dump and now you're feeling everything. You were getting fucking
hit, everything flowing down all that time, and you sit there and you're
like that minute, you're like, yeah, what are you saying? The
thing about finding a doll is that they're like dogs are cowards, you know,
like dogs like you could just all you have to do is like all
you really have to do is put on like a really scary ghost mask and
say ooh, and then they'll run away. Granted, grant my only experience,
granted, my only experiences with dogs is through cartoons in the form of
like Curzy Cowardly Dog and Scooby Doo and and and so far as you know
it's such as But I really, I really do think like all you got
to do is like spook it up a little bit and distract it with like
a sandwich or something, and you're fine. I just I don't. I
don't. I don't a man going in until wolves then to use Scooby Doo
encourage the cowardly dog logic in a dead full of predator wolves is why.
I just I know, I condent, I know how to deal with this
mom. The artists would not lie to me so like I. I I
don't like I just I don't believe that they would they believe they Why would
they make Curry such a pussy if he's not a pussy? He goes up
to a regular great Day and that tries to get it like Scooby and it
bites his face and he's like, ow, what the fuck, dude?
A wolf is about the size of a Great Dane, and great Danes are
big fucking dogs. Wolves are not the site. What the fuck are you?
A great wolve about the size of a great Dame? That ass.
They're not as heavy, they're not as heavy, but they're about the same
size. Googled the average size of a fucking wolf and they're not the average
size of a fucking great day? Eight inches? Are you talking about?
Google? That's says eight inches. I feel like I could take that.
They're about his big as Tarrian Lanister bro like, relax, that's great,
Relax. What the fuck? What the fuck they've been showing us? If
the average woman's the size of Tyrians? What have we been seeing? My
friend, my friend, my friend had a wolf and he would he would
bring it to school. Sometimes he would have it in his pocket and he
would be like, look at my wolf, and he would like to people
then sneak in his pocket. Yeah, it's really adorable. It's suffocated in
his pocket one day, but that was really sad. We don't talk about
that. I saw one in person at Pet Supplies Plus in Fishfield, New
York. I remember I was there, was our friend, one of our
friends we knew work there, and some guy brought him a wolf dog and
I knew it was half German shepherd, but it was so much bigger than
a shepherd and its eyes looked fuck. It was like you know how you
know how dogs have sort of affectionate eyes, if that makes any sense to
people, Like when like when a dog looks at it doesn't look at you
in like a predatory way. It isn't. You're kind of like a person,
you know. The wolf was like looking at us like I eat any
of you niggas right now, Like I'll eat one of y'all. Like every
dog I've ever all down and like limbs owner some ideas to have had,
has looked at me like like a predator would look at like it. Every
dog I've ever had looked at me. Every dog I've ever had has looked
at me the same way Harvey Weinstein looked at many of his associates. It's
a pretty it was a pretty dire. Yeah. Yeah, they had really
malicious thoughts. They're trying to take you down, Chris. Your dog is
so tiny. I can imagine your dog like licking its lips and looking at
you like you walk in the house and you're just looking at it back,
and it's just like, yeah, he's a little too strong, right It's
really jarring seeing it's seeing my dogs strong right now. It's really jarring.
Seeing my dog's salivating like like the hair where the hair's gray, and it's
like, oh, it's fucking so weird because I remember I remember when she
was like the size of like my palm, and she would like sleep here,
like well yeah, yeah, I mean she had white hair anyway,
like from a long ass time ago. But like she's well, she's like
she was born in like twenty fifteen or twenty sixteen, I think, so
she's it was about ten years now, yeah, almost about she's she's like
seven or eight. She's probably another I lost my dog when it was thirteen.
The hardest spirits in my life, dude, so far. Pro tip
man pro tip for keeping dogs or animals alive a lot longer. To give
them because people don't usually do it. But give them purified water, you
give them real food, and then you exercise them regularly and then they'll live.
As soon as that left my dog as I was exercising anymore every day
like I used to. If you do that, the data is out there
and it's it's kind of fascinating. When I started to see that, I
was like, hold, don't feed your dog. Parina and ship, don't
feed your dogs. Do not feed your dogs that ship. Granted, it
is expensive as fuck to eat, to give dogs good food, because my
grandma would buy good food for my you'd buy like kangaroo meat, like good
bison for my dog. And that ship is wild. We that's it.
I mean, it just keeps the dog alive much longer and you don't have
to give it kangaroo being a bison like that ship's grandmother would buy really good
food for the dog. Yeah, I give see, I give my dog.
I give my dog Coca cola. Love the dog. It was one
of okay, the worst bones ever. Right now, it's like it's like
I was like fucking spikes coming out of its fucking bones. It's just like,
yeah, I don't it looks a little bit like it looks a little
bit like those things for the last of us right now. But like I
think she's getting she's on the bend, she's all right, she's alright.
Just more Coca cola and keep it to zero coke zero. You gotta switch
zero zero. We tried to switch to mountain dew. That is so insane,
that is got Yeah. Code red Mountain Dew corde red are our advice
to you, our official Stark Tank advice to you, guys. If you
want to keep your dog alive really really long, to never give it water.
Ever. Water is actually like there's a big scam going on with water.
Do not listen to the big water companies like poland spring, our Head
elsewhere, smart water whatever, to g whatever the fuck fuck that go to
trust Mountain dew. Yeah, big waters out to get you. Trust mountain
dew code red code red only. Don't do the green. Don't do any
other flavor. It's specifically mountain dew code red. And as for food,
you can only rely on raisinets. You can uh those marshmallow peanuts and ham
and cheese, hot pockets pocket No, because they can't have meat. They
can't have That's also like a big conspiracy too. It's like you think you're
helping your dog by giving it meat. Meat. You think you're helping dogs.
Dogs are not supposed to eat meat. Their teeth are actually sharp,
specifically so we can fit in the holes that are left in leaves by little
bugs. They're actually not meat eaters at all. What that's what they're for
animals. Listen, you want to do billion, so you have to so
specifically specifically mountain dew code, red raceinets, marshmallow, peanuts, and specifically
pine needles, like they only eat pine needles. So like if you have
a pine tree, shaved the pine needles off, blend it into like a
farina, and then give that to your dog, they will live until they
are fifty nine. This is proven. This has proven science. My dog
has been in my family for generations. It hasn't moved in a very very
long time, and it's very stiff, and it has a receipt on it.
But it's been in my family for generations. And I promise you you
will not be disappointed anyway. The wonder what is gonna happen when that first
dog that's going to be like, oh, this dog's lived for forty eight
years, pops up, wasn't there cat recently? Wasn't there? Like a
thirty year old cat recently? I feel like there was like something like that,
something something like that. I might put that thing down. Bro.
Yeah, that cat's having a fucking visible that that cat. The cat is
like me out, you know, all this oldest cat the world's old.
This cat is thirty one year old dog, thirty one year old cat.
Still have a thirty one year old dog. Yeah, the oldest cat is
thirty one as well. So this is this guy's out of here pretty soon.
I guess that's upsetting out of here. Bro. This cat is as
old as I am. Well, it's still alive. It's still alive.
Cats all too, man, that is fucking insanely old. I'm going to
get a tortoise and put it down, well, don't down, not to
see how long it's gonna make it. Like, let's see how long it'll
make it, you know, like, don't put him down it and then
we can live living, we can coexist and we'll grow up together. I
really love parrots but they're so good that to be for a kid, I
feel like that'd be such good for a child. If a child grow up
with a dog, and I've had my dog my whole life, I f
like that'd be really good for the mental health of a person. There's a
guy that I went to school with who is I think his dog died like
a year ago, and he's still mourning like the people people, some people
like it hits them just as hard as humans or even more, and like
he's still he's still kind of fucked up over it, and I'm like this,
this is what this is another reason why I even think about Honestly,
it's more of a dog thing because for some reason, even though I loved
my cats that I had, they feel very expendable, which is, you
know, some people be very offended by saying that, and I understand,
But the type of bond that you can have with the dog is just because
the dog needs you in general. It's just the way it's way it's built.
It's just amazing. Sorry, even other people you foster a different foster
a closer relationship because you have to. You have to take it place as
you walk it, you know, like a lot of people's best friends.
Like people imagine old motherfuck I live in the woods. Their best friend is
their dogs. Not even a friend, it's like their ally. It's like,
hey, man, let's go with some wood together. Dog a dog,
goldy hunt. They eat together. They're like, all right, man,
let's head back home. They will. This feeds back into my argument.
This feeds back into my argument about why zoo keepers are so dangerous that
you got you shot down. They're not the it's not the same thing.
They're not beastmaster rangers. They are because you have you have a dragon's dog.
But you don't understand if you have a relationship with a crocodile. Do
you understand how far that would will get you? If you could train a
crocodile mid their lizard minds? But if you mistake, you're not you're not
hearing me. Like if you could, if you could tell your pet crocodile,
I don't know, his name is fucking I don't know, Max Arella
or whatever. Go Max, go to the go to the fucking deli and
pick me up a fucking slab of boars head salami. And he goes like,
no problem, bro, And then he saunters over to the jelly.
It's a crocodile. You're not gonna say no to a crocodile. Crazy anyway,
The idea, the idea of the idea of someone like someone being able
to control animals is really scary because they get to control bugs, and they'd
be like, yo, bugs, why so stupid? Let's get out of
here, Like, let's get the fuck out of here. To get the
hell out of here. Thank you guys for listening to this. I don't
even know what the want to this episode. But this sposed to be At
first, I just turned into a recollect it was. It was. It
was not supposed to be an extra first. But it's okay, Sweetie's losing
his selling load. It's definitely not anymore. That guy fumbled the back so
hard. He should have pandered way harder, and he could have. He
would have. He would have been like a king. That's why I respect
I respect him because I so I disrespect him because I'm a little bit jealous
of me not grifting and and taking that bag and being a millionaire. But
at the same time, I feel like, oh, we have a connection
in a way that he just couldn't live with himself if he did it.
Yeah, I get it. I'm sure he's thinking. I'm sure. I'm
sure he's thinking about that same thing too. He's thinking like, well,
while he lives destitute and like scrounging for rent, I'm sure he's like,
Man, I didn't I didn't catch it on that on that trend that I
had, But man, I'm sure glad Derek from the snark Tank podcast really
respects me. Specific at least I have that to hold on so much.
He guys to come in his own mouth to eat and he finds out that
I fucking completely disrespected him with that gay Perriod. You betrayed me, you
betrayed me and now and then he kills himself because he thought his mouth that
he himself on fire. Trump trial, he says, have a truck trial.
And he says, I don't like the way that Derek said a mean
thing about me and my little song. W Derek was really from snark tanky
betrayed my trust and then he just liked himself on fire and that's it.
He sings, He sings one line and then emmulsifies. He's so late,
bro, and he's screaming like a fucking banshee. He's like, he's like
a fucking bad boot. He's just screaming so loud, and his guitar at
like impossible. You can hear the fire at all. The guitars not on
fire. The guitar is not on fire, but you can hear this.
You can hear it like slowly untunings as it is so funny. It's moving,
it's going so fast. It's going so fast it's waving the flames away,
like in that specific part that like people buy people nearby. People nearby
are like, wow, do you hear that? The way he's like changing
keys mid strum, that's amazing, Like like the artistry incredible, amazing.
He's also dying really fat. Artistry on display here is second to none.
I can't believe she's gargling on his own like flesh. Oh man, his
throat, his eyeball's popularly so neat. This is a beat stared admit for
no reason. It's burning this guy. Somebody somebody clipped this and at Oliver
Anthony and be like, hey, bro, snark takes. You don't know
that fans Snark wants to be It wants to know if you want to be
on the podcast. Somebody clip this and send it to him. You said,
that's hilarious. Oh my god, let's let's get out of here.
Thanks for supporting our show, The Sunk Tank podcast Patreon that concest the Shark
Tank. I don't even that. We're gonna read our twenty five dollars.
Patrons now their privileges that they get to they get to change their name into
something that pisses me off. And I read it at the end of the
show, no matter what it is, and uh, this is this is
my Sissiphian Hill. And here we go. Calt me down, nice sucking
one evil method man, be like, we're pixies. We're pixies. I
did not know she was sixteen. Damn pretty good. That's pretty good.
I'm gonna lie. Fred Flintstone in blackface screams, Yaba Daba didn't do nothing.
Oh my god, my god, crazy but home will while he's in
blackface. Dude, he's in black because he's shadowed himself so much. He's
rubbing it in. He's black because he's shut up so bad. Stop it,
guys, that's so gross. The police, I'm sorry. Stop.
Dino is in the corner like he's crying. Dina was crying with his head
in his hand. His head's in his hands, he's crying. He's in
a dimly lit corner. The fact you said Dino was crazy. I forgot
that was the name of a dinosaur, so did I. I forgot that.
Yeah, I only I only know this to be fair because of that
weird al red hot chili pepper song. It's the only reason I've committed it,
because when I got that, got that doggy name of right. I
like the idea. I like the idea of bam bam beating, of fucking
beating Dino's brains with that fucking stupid ass ballot. He's just slamming as the
molleon, the Didos and his brains all over the floor. Why bem bam,
it's slapping of the head with his fucking ballot. Bam bam walks into
the walks into the room from his uh from his bedroom, and he sees
he's he sees his dad shitting all over his own face, and he's so
covered in ship that he doesn't look like a real person to him. He
looks like a demon, and he looks like a monster. A sleeperhouse,
this monster if you will, and so bam Bam sauncters up. He says,
bam bam, bam, bam, bam bam bam bam bam, and
he won't start. He won'ts w almost like Wilma's Bam bam bam. Please
stop, that's your father, please. Well he's getting beat all the ship
bam can't get hit on him. Hold on you guys up, you're sucking
the Laura up. Bam Bam is the neighbor's son, and they have Pebbles
is their daughter. Oh that's right, that's right. Yeah, old friend
Funston as us and Pebbles is just soaking in the ship that's all over the
floor, and bam bam adopted to Actually technically, actually I think that that's
adopted. I think that actually they don't. They're all. They're all adopted
because the stork brings all of them, because that's how that was. That's
right. I'm pretty sure that's right in that in that show. I don't
think they literally like pop babies out of their caveman, gross fucking festering yeasts.
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his legs are really open by the way, like on this couch like like
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a like a fully mature deer is sitting there watching TV. Yeah, it
is crazy because you know, you know those they were those onesies, right,
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my Benjamin's with that. Don't like blowjobs, don't like hand jobs, don't
like anal? What's next, Chris? Don't like pussy? No, in
fact, that's that's the specialty. Uh wage slag five eighty three A sad
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feel like I really, although I'm not I'm not that short, really like
I think they needed somebody who was like, they needed somebody who you he's
four eleven, you're lying? No, I'm dead serious. Mos is erious?
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five one. Yeah, he's still pretty pretty tiny. That's still pretty like
fucking you're just too tall to be a small person in film media. I
think, Yeah, that's unfortunate. Dude, you gotta put your hat in
the ring. Man you get for Central casting, you probably get a bunch
of rules. Man, I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna fucking
absolutely no, insane. They would google me and immediately kill me. I
think, be like, Oh, who's this guy? He's on this podcast
where they won't stop saying the N word on every episode Fred Flintstone cast,
did you? I think so? Just for the story every movie? I
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Yeah, there you go. Let's look at your Wikipedia. Oh god,
we should dedicate an episode. We should dedicate an episode to that where
we we go through our wikis and see, like, what's what's in there?
I don't really have one. I don't think I have one. I
hope not. We definitely have rational wikis, which is like more of a
YouTube thing. Yeah, yeah, there's probably something smaller, but like I
probably don't. Yeah, Wikitubia, rational wiki. Yeah, there's okay.
So, yeah, you don't have a oh wait no, oh no,
no, it says Raygun Revival. Isn't it okay? I would think you
would have a regular one? But yeah, no, yeah, I thought
I think I did. Why is it? Why is when I when you
google my day, the first thing that comes up as this fucking ridiculous photo
me looking down at the camera from where I look disabled. What the hell?
Oh my god? Why look? I said? Look at So if
I go to the images, I go to images and it says Chrystal So
I'm Chris Raygun Wikipedia, and then I click on images and on the second
row, it's it's it's me on Dave Rubens Show. Oh really, like
that's yeah, there's a picture Like why if so? It's not even if
you just type in christ like on Google and Wikipedia and then I just went
to images and like there's no It's like it should be able to decide,
like I shouldn't be there because there's enough it is on what it is?
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picture of me too, like at Dave Ruben's thing. Right, look,
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look like a slack job. Yeah, I'll never google my fucking I can't
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