This is the Downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak Oh Man. Okay,
let's just be real candid here. Your talkbacks are coming and they're pretty
funny and siphoning through them Larry the Cable Guy Tomorrow at eight thirty and we
will have live report from San Antonio. Man trying to get on the Valero
Open premises at nine o'clock. Yeap oh, that's fantastic in itself. Friday
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have Brody. At nine, we have Brodi a beer for our WrestleMania preview,
our patented Downbeat WrestleMania preview as this weekend just three days now, the
Showcase of the Immortals. Isn't it funny that we like you and I,
especially coming from where we came from. When this week is in the books,
will have conducted two NASCAR driver interviews and done a full segment with a
wrestling expert and it's fun. I know how closed minded that you can be
when you you know, are I don't know, in a certain live in
a certain terranium. Yeah, maybe a victim means, I don't know,
maybe a victim of Stockholm syndrome, that there's a big world out there and
there's options and guess what, open your mind just a little bit and life
can actually be kind of fun in ways that you never imagined. I've had
a great time interviewing these NASCAR dudes. They're fun, they're cool. You
don't have to know anything about the sport, have a good time with these
people and wrestling. Haven't watched wrestling since nineteen eighty three. But there's no
guest I'd rather have on this station than Brody that. So, yeah,
we have a good time on this show. I love you guys. It's
some good positivity there on Wednesday. It's good. Now make me laugh,
key. First of all, pushing p should on a Wednesday to make everyone
happy, A bit of a homework assignment tonight? Should we at least be
monitoring Dallas Stars hockey. Okay, hold on, you've been talking about this.
They are the one seed in the West. They played on National TV
tonight they're on well ESPN plus if you have that, I don't know we
can I can get this eight thirty game, though, you know, I'll
watch my first period Edmonton oil Are they at home? Are they good?
I don't think so, Tim, You aren't ready for this. You weren't
ready for I wasn't ready for other other teams. I'm not gonna lie about
that. I was not ready for other teams. Yeah, Edmonton is good.
They're the like fifth most points in the Western Commerce. If you guys
want to do it, I'll do it the first period. Okay, Well,
I'll mean, look, I'm staying up light them step for the MAVs.
So yeah, yeah, eight thirty start ESPN. Pluse we review the
Oh they have Connor McDavid. Yes, very good player, right, yeah.
Seven games left in the regular season for the Stars. The Stars have
one seven straight. I mean, the hottest thing in DFW probably honestly.
Okay, so we watch at least the first period of Stars oilers, just
so we're not neglecting the balls. I agree that neglecting flash. I like
watching Hawk actually do too Actually I like I just it's too much. Yeah,
I can't do it all. So Rangers are ESPN Plus at twelve ten
today and then Oilers Stars eight thirty on T and T and Max. You're
seeing to ESPN Plus for Rangers today? Uh interesting? Yeah? Yeah,
ESPN Plus and MLB Network. So this is nationally televised at twelve ten at
twelve ten today, get Away to Hell get Away in nooner Bro and then
Oiler Stars eight thirty tonight on T and T and HBO Max. Yes,
that HBO Max is pretty cool for sports. It's just like it would be
if you're watching the network that it originated on. That's cool, right,
But it's cool to have it there. Yeah. Absolutely. I know you
got a bunch of stuff to get to, Kevin, and maybe we'll do
this tomorrow at six. But you know, I've been complaining that I couldn't
get Apple on my TV and I'm watching on my computer. Boy. I
made the jump from Roku to something else and I got it all set up
last night, effing game changer, and I feel like an idiot for not
discovered this sooner. No, No, it's we'll do it tomorrow. It's
it's yeah, and look, let me. Usually the Speakeasy does home run
picks because you know, as they're getting off the air. The Rangers will
be starting with it without an hour. I would like to offer this,
and I'm just gonna hope that Jeff Kavanaugh is listening. M h. I'd
like to offer that we make the home run picks for the Speakeasy today,
since it's twelve to twenty game. Okay, okay, twelve ten game,
so we will do it. I'll pick for Yiner. Danny, you pick
for TC, Siroy, you pick for Jeff, JJ, you pick for
groups listeners. Text in who you're picking and they'll go to the point total.
Okay, I guess this is a good cross pollination, that's all.
This is all right. I'm looking up all right, right handed Seeger Langford.
How do you play? Garcia Walsh, Josh Smith, Ezekiel Durant at
third, him and Tavares. You pick the Ranger you think we'll hit a
home run? Yeah? Easy, So Danny, you're picking for TC.
Who's picking for Julie? Okay, I'm gonna go. I think Wyatt gets
his first Wyatt Langford? All right, Mikey, you're picking for Jeff.
I looked it up. The Rays have a right handed pitcher on the mound
today. Easy peasy, Cory Cez alright, JJ, you're picking for groobs?
Uh dulas? Okay, duleys smart always smart, Right, I'm going
to go with one Jared Walsh. You didn't see that coming. That'll be
for Ryan. Neither will they. So Ryan's takes Jared Walsh and the Glen.
I'm sure someone's texted in first name you see texted in. I guarantee
you it's coming. We'll be in a minute. We'll get that handled.
We'll see. They can choose to use that if they want. That's up
to them. Okay, we're trying to help. I think they will because
they don't get you know, here we go one us there some jack for
nine am tomorrow. Let's go down be it should be a fun time.
Birthdays or in the air today. Twenty six year old Paris Jackson, Oh
twenty six? Huh? Who's that daughter? That's my MJ's kid. Who's
the mama? Some test tube somewhere? Probably was that all test tube kids
that he had? I think so surrogate. Yeah, okay, you know
what, that's great question. Who's the mama? Well, what a great
game show that is? Who's the mama? Paris Jackson Paris, Michael Catherine
Jackson, second child and only daughter of Michael Jackson and Debbie Row. That's
right, I couldn't remember her name. Hmm Okay, that's weird. Wow.
Happy birthday, Debbie Row. Uh. No, Amanda Bynes is thirty
eight. Oh didn't she? Uh troubles problems yep? How she doing mental?
All better? Not great? No. Episode five of The Quiet on
St Nickelodeon documentary will air on Friday, and I'm horrified for what will be
unearthed. Kobe Smolders is forty two. I don't think you guys are gonna
know this one. Is she on A I don't know. I think JJ
will know this one. Hands up here, go ahead, JJ. Life
of Todi and Marvel? Okay, yeah, do you think she has a
Marvel roll of some sort? But she was Robin on How I Met Your
Mother? Went five seasons too long? First five seasons fantastic? So Samuel
and Jackson's Syde kick Yeah, mar Oh Tyson Fury huh Nick Nick Fury?
Like Nick FURYK that's real far. You know he's trying. It's more than
I can say for myself. That I can say for myself. Yeah,
Airy Spears forty nine. Danny's just playing with an abacus over there, doing
some mathematic equations. My taxes, guys, Big Dany. In the world
of comedy, Adam Scott's fifty one. Oh what's up, guys? I
like bet payoff? You have to do your taxes on an avocus. How
about just the bet payoff? You have to do your own taxes? Yeah,
okay, it's nightmare. That'd be pro problems Adam Scott. Obviously,
Derek and step brothers. The man Party Party Down is great, most underrated
character that he has played. Season one if he's bounded down when he's the
assistant to the assistant GM of the Tampa Bay Rays and he tries to sign
Kenny Powers using his platinum card. It's platinum. He's like, let's go
platinum, and then he issues the line, let's F and F Jenny Garth
fifty two? Yes, now seven degrees of Separation? Can you get Jenny
Garth back to Jenny and seven? Jenny Garth Brooks Kopka, Oh, no,
I see you run out. You can't do Koepka. No, it's
tough one. It's a tough game. But if you could make it back
in the Jenny Garth Brooks and Don Dane Dunning, Dunning, Okay, I'll
give it great. Dane Cook, Dane Cook, Jenny Cook, Tim Cook.
That's five him Cook. Oh oh no, Tim, See it's impossible,
but it's not impossible. There they got two wobbley Sebastian Box fifty six,
Danny skid Row, Dan, y'all, Are you gonna have a single
cupcake at your house with one candle on it? I might? Hell?
Is he fifty six? And just say happy birthday, Sebastian and shove in
your mouth? Can you name one skid Row song? No, I can't.
I can't. Oh eighteen eighteen eighteen and Life the Week eighteen and laughter
girl, Yeah, time eighteen laughter girl, Hell yeah. Can I name
any of the members of skid Row other than Sebastian Bach? I say probably
not really. Yeah. They came up after I was after I cultivated the
skill that was more in high school Smash Sha Bach and skid Row came out
after I graduated. I remember you. I could say that they did have
somebody in the band named Dave Snake Sabo. I think that might be accurate,
brother of Chris Sabo. Chris Sabo. His nickname was Snake Nick Saban.
It's tough, you end up going down, Nick and Sam Sam Eddie
Murphy sixty three, all right, happy birthday. I felt bad for him
because why well, he was going through a tough time and he had this
girlfriend and he wanted to like hang out with her all the time, and
all she wanted to do was party, like all the time. So we
were a song about notepad pen yep, it's a final do this. This
was a dark era for Ed and his girlfriend just partied all the time.
I thought it was pottied all the time. Kevin David Hyde Peer sixty five,
Frasier, Yes, he loved toss salads and scrambled eggs. Alec Baldwin
sixty six might have killed her? Might have didn't you know? The world
may never know. That's for the fan to decide. Where is the film
evidence of this? Don't they shooting the whole time? Shouldn't they just be
able to tell incredible footage? I hear they'll be unveiling it at a Wayne
Newton concert. Who's eighty two? That'd be weird? Tony Orlando's eighty two?
If you have to skip that one eighty eight. That's it. I
thought he was like one hundred and twelve Jane Goodall's ninety gorilla Lady Gorillas in
the mist pandas today the gorillas were not on the live stream trouble. And
then we have some deads. Doris Day would have been one o two,
Marlon Brando would have been one hundred and Ray Combs would have been sixty eight.
Oh, the late family says suicide survey says, like to punch holes
in his house. Angry guy, fun job, angry guy. And it
just tells you you don't know people. You can never know what they're going
through. Didn't you have a weird method of taking himself out too? Did
he hang himself? He did? Okay, he did? What a god?
You never know? He always just seemed like a real fun dude.
You never know what darkness is lurking beneath the facade that we carry every day.
Like, seriously, I don't know what's going on in your personal life,
Mikey. You could be having some real struggles right now. You could
probably argue that I am. But I will remind you of this. We
said this like a month ago. I ain't taking myself out so if it
happens and then there's a big setup and there's a oh, he's holding the
bottle of pills that are also strewn about the floor, and look at the
shotgun for curiously position danglin. You know, with lemons everywhere, I'm not
taking myself out. Know that dig deeper, seek answers, find the truth.
Yeah, he got got, he got God. He apparently owed somebody
a ton of money. Yeah that's I about one hundred thousand dollars. Oh,
one hundred thousand dollars for a gambling He didn't do it to himself.
He got big pussed. Why I told you something that was true that I
believe I was just telling the truth. Talk about I think over the course
of our lifetimes, we've go all gambled more than we probably would think.
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down be, it's Larry the dog Trainer. Oh hey, guys, I
just wanted you to know my cancer is in re and I give all the
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the morning and at the bit and Skin show. So laughter is the best
medicine. I'm all cured and i'd like to thank you guys for being a
part of that. I love y'all. I love that he didn't even mention
the fact that we're all highly trained professional oncologists too, so that may have
had more to play in it than the yeah, than the joke, all
the all fair work with yes, time spent no Larry the dog Trainer,
good dude. He did some work with Simon when he was a little pup
when he was terrorizing my home. The shame it didn't take and hit me
off. If you need a dog trainer, because I'll put you in touch
with Larry. He's a sweetheart. He's got like six dogs himself because he's
such a sweet man. He can't say no to these beautiful little friends.
Great great person man, and that is incredible news to hear. I love
you, Larry, Heyroy, Yeah, don't trust that NASA dot gov forward
slash eclipse website. My sources are telling me here and Nate on seven,
we're not gonna see an eclipse at all. I mean, we don't even
have a moon. So I recommend everybody stay in Dallas. Uh just you
know, stay used to that Tarrant County line. Uh. That way you
can get the full show. Because out here in full Worth we got nothing.
We got nothing, So don't come over here. Okay, fort Worth
tics Y's to keep everyone out of Worth, the city that doesn't have a
moon. We don't have a moon. We don't even have a moony.
Kevin, you ever seen The Godfather? If you could pick one celebrity to
be your adopted brother and conseiglieri, who would that be? Joel mckel easy?
You don't act like you're you were ready, like Christopher Bell should have
been ready for he should name a celebrity is the easiest thing. And you
know how much crap he's gone on his mind a lot? Well, he's
doing an interview, he's doing a job. Be ready for questions. Part
of the job. Have you're telling me you drive two hundred miles per hour
within an inch of another human but you can't name a celebrity. Sorry,
priorities backwards. I mean he's dealing with that question while he's, you know,
also fielding texts from MIO because he's late for his interview on the ticket.
I agree with Danny, not completely, not just about yesterday's show,
but I think kat ruins every show. Can we exchange him for an octopus?
I think that would be better. That guy sends hateful talkbacks about me
every day, and then he jumped at a ball pit at the end of
it, and I allow some of them to go there. It's funny.
Let him draw you off side. Oh, that's funny, deeply octopus versus
me, that's funny, deep down let me. I think the dude actually
loves you. Yeah, as he should. Let's see how this octopus can
do this live read Hello, good morning, down Beat. This is Clark
Kent aka Superman. I appreciate the shout out this morning. I'm sorry you
mere humans can't lift cars like me because you're a bunch of peas. But
anyways, I love the show. Keep it up and go America. Yeah,
great outro? All right. I laugh a lot on this show,
rarely out loud. It's kind a little chuckle, but dang it, ding
you a damn Sybbyan. I laughed so loud, out loud. The person
next to me on the toll way was staring at me like I was an
idiot. God, I love you guys, I love you too. Thank
you. We spent a lot of time talking about the sibby and yesterday,
so I'm glad you enjoyed that joke. But it was just a little callback
throwaway. It's quite all right whatever however it works right, Yeah, congratulations,
kt, you did it. I sat there with anticipation, just waiting
for you to pull it off, and you did it. My God,
that was impressive. But I would appreciate it if you guys never bring up
dirty Wayne ever again. Why did you play that? Kevin? Do you
know what he's gonna say? You said you you get a transcript, but
it's always clear. Well I was nice. Just comes across as gibberish or
I've been very clear. I read through it. I'm shy. Oh that's
funny. Click go hey, boys. Kevin Turner's got a ton of critics,
and most all of them are right. But I'll have his back all
day when it comes to days. That's under humor in references because Kevin,
to me has always been the DownBeat's own Russ Wheeler because he didn't bump you,
he didn't nudge you. He rubbed you, and rubbin boys is what
we're all about. Because we're three days away from WrestleMania. That's the showcase
the Immortals. Mike. Only if y'all had on someone to preview it,
maybe Friday at nine am. I don't know, just a thought, love
your buttons. He knows he's booked, right, it's WrestleMania week. I
Thinkady knows. Yeah, alams onw don't even have to send the text.
He She's just is just gonna be in the lobby at eight forty five.
I'm trusting no correspondence. I'm actually gonna drive down to San Antonio and get
him the lanyard that san Antonio Man is gonna use tomorrow morning so you can
get into the bill. Get straight up, this is san Antonio Man reporting.
I'm getting on that damn course. I'm doing it for the down Beat.
So I love you three dudes so much. We're gonna make this happen,
and I'll be getting in touch tomorrow morning. Around nine o'clock. Okay,
okay, that's really him. Huh, that's him. He sounded like
he was outside there scouting a little of his launch. Dude, this is
gonna be nuts tomorrow. One thing I've learned doing past control the past four
or five years. As long as you look professional and have confidence and act
like you know you're you're supposed to be there, people rarely questioning you.
And then when they do, just tell him, oh, well, I
was sitting here by my office. The owner called us in. Hey,
most of the time the doors open right on up. You just walk on
through a baby, jeez. Just sell it confidence, and then you're right
if someone accosts you, what are you doing here? My boss had to
come in. They just got off the phone with your boss. Now,
that's atle different when you're climbing a fence, Well, that's that's sort of
a wooded area. That's your your sweet spot, your tough zone is right
when he's maneuvering the fence. But you just got up and over quick.
You gotta throw the blanket over the top. That's maybe the underdiscussed thing about
this is the wildlife he's gonna have to get through through the wooded area to
get there. This is this is good, A good good morning to that.
If you guys need a live reporter for the World Cup in Mexico,
give me a call out. I'll jump in there too, all right,
World Cup live report. Yeah, this might be our new bit. This
is good. We need live correspondence and this sounds legit. Yeah, I
think it's san Antonio Man pulls this off. He's a freaking hero. See
you well, yeah, that's kind of what we're love. The pregnant pause
just to bid us farewell. Where he glances out there, I got twenty
three seconds left. Well, see you there. We go back tomorrow morning,
six am. Larry the cable Guy calls in. At eight thirty.
San Antonio Man tries to sneak on the course of the Valero Open at nine
live through a wooded area. We absolutely have it all. Tomorrow is gonna
be insane. We're gonna send you out with one of my favorite jingles of
all time. We'll post a show on the podcast you go on Spotify,
Spreaker, the iHeartRadio app. Of course it's all gonna be there and uh
yeah, so go get the show if you'd like as well. Ben Skin
Show's next, followed by the Speakeasy See you tomorrow morning at six am.