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I love it when you wear that
shirt. I know. Yeah, do

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you know when I've wore it?
Like when I was looking through my closet

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this morning to pick out what I
was wearing. I I was like,

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oh, Paul likes it when I
wear this shirt. You're dressing for your

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work. Husband, that I like
genuinely had The next thought, I was

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like, oh my god, I'm
dressing for I'm dressing for any man.

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But okay, one, what a
waste of time, what a waste of

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brain space? Dress for the job
you want, not for the job you

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have. Eric, That's true,
love. I guess there are worse homosexuals.

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I could be dressing for books.
Yeah I'm not tom Ford. You

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know he sold his company for like
a billion dollars. Yeah, it's worth

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every penny, Paul, And this
is that aged well, yesterday's pop culture.

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Today it is may and we were
doing all movies directed by women in

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may Erica. That's right, sisters
are doing it for themselves. You forget

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that. To read the Franklin and
Anty Lennox how to do it? Yeah

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they did, and it's so good, But you forget that it's there,

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you do. I mean, honestly, sometimes the world gives with both hands,

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and we forget to look at the
beauty of it when we get the

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chance. That's true. Look out
and smell the flower. Guys. If

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you're ever depressed, just remember Aretha
Franklin and Annie Lennox were in a booth

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together at some point. Yeah,
just thinking about sisters belting that shit out.

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That's right, Erica. We have
a five star Apple podcast review.

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Shall I read for you? Yes? Please? All right? This is

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from if DJ g f d if
if if DJ got fucking dick maybe I

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don't know, if DJ girlfriend died
something like that. They right, laugh

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out loud. I just discovered this
podcast, and I'm having so much fun

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listening to these hilarious recaps. I
know my neighbors are wondering why I'm always

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laughing while walking my dog. That's
the real joy of ear earbuds when they

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can't see them. Yeah, you
know, that's the the advantage women have

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with long hair. Yes, you
can really keep people away from you by

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laughing, and they just think you're
laughing at yourself. Did you just think

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you're laughing at your dog shitting?
And they're like, that is so cruel,

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that poor dog. Yeah, such
a varsity maneuver on the New York

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subway too. But is there anything
funnier than a dog shitting? No?

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There literally isn't. Well, especially
when the dog looks embarrassed, when the

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dog doesn't want to be shitting on
the street, and it's like, don't

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look at me. You ever accidentally
burst in on your cat when they're shitting

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in the little box and they and
they look up at you, like do

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I come in with you when you're
shitting in the bathroom? And you have

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to be like, yes, you
do. All the time you try to

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sit in my lap, you creep, creep? You want me to pet

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you? Well, I am frankly
focused on something else. Uh. If

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DJGFD, thank you so much for
this review. If you would like a

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that age well tote bag, please
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you and I will send it off
for you. Thank you. If DJ

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god fucking damn it. Yeah,
God fucking Davin. We appreciate the review

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Erica, what is this? The
second movie of May? Today's film is

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the nineteen eighty six spy comedy heavy
on the comedy, light on the spy,

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but like heavier on the spy than
you might expect. To like,

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this is not Melissa McCarthy and spy. No, no, no, yeah,

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this is this is this is dude, where's my car? Today's film

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is Jumping Jack Flash. Yes,
absolutely, this was requested by Jenny,

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by Mikey, by Valerie and by
Shaw nice. Uh. Jumpin' Jack Flash

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was written by David H. Franzoni, J. W. Melville, Patricia

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Irving and Christopher Thompson for people,
and they couldn't figure out how spies were.

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They couldn't figure out how people were. When you think about this as

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kind of a Frankenstein movie stitched together
from four totally separate ideas, Yes,

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starts to shake out a little bit, you're like, oh, okay,

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I got it, I got it. It was directed by Penny Marshall and

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stars Whoopi Goldberg, Stephen Collins,
John Wood, Annie Potts, and Carol

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Kane. Also unlisted Jonathan Price and
every comedy star of the eighties. Yeah

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did you John Love? It's Jim
Belushie, Yeah, every Cracy Omen,

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Michael McKeon. Every time you turn
around there's another, like huge comedy starck

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Phil Hartman, Yeah, with almost
nothing to do, No, a straight

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man, Phil Hartman. Actually I've
remember seen Phil Hartman pop less, And

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I don't mean that as an insult
to Phil Hartman. It proves he could

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have been a great actor. Yeah. Actually it's r a p Phil Hartman.

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I'm gonna do this next fact as
Penny Marshall. Oh oh, okay,

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I was trying to remember what Penny
Marshal sounds like. Okay please.

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Jane W. Melville and Patricia Irving
are alienses for the then married writing duo

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Charles Shaya and wait for it,
Nancy fucking Maya's their version of the script

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and vision Shelley Long as the star. It's a solid Penny Marshall. I

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love doing Penny Marshalls. We don't
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she is a she is a treat. She's a little bit like Lorraine Brocco,

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but like somehow more nasal, way
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work into I'm gonna I feel like
I could have done better. She's I

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didn't want to like fully hold my
nose. Well I did it. I

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wanted to do it naturally, but
honestly it's more like this, like you

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really have to hold your nose to
do a proper Penny Marshall. So Nancy

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Meyers, Nancy, that is interesting. I expect you know what, now,

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I'm very disappointed in the kitchen game. That was my exact thought.

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the fact that a frying pan is
the centerpiece of this film now makes a

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lot more sense, a lot more
sense. It is not a lake Crusee,

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I know what people are asking.
It is not no because you know

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why, because it has to be
the kind of frying pan that gets greasy

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on the bottom, yep, So
that people don't like, so that,

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for example, if your house is
being raided, they wouldn't notice the frying

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pan exactly. Jumpin Jack Flash has
a thirty percent critical rating on Rotten Tomatoes

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and a fifty eight percent audience score. All Right, I liked this movie.

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I liked it more than I expect. I enjoyed the experience of watching

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it. I will say, though, thirty percent feels about right, Oh

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yeah, oh yeah, this is
it barely hangs together as a movie.

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It is if you ever doubted that
what p Goldwerg was a movie star,

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watch this movie one hundred thousand percent. Look, I like Shelly we stand

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Shelley Long. Yeah, of course
that that is Phyllis Neffler. But I

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don't think Shelley Long could have made
this work. Like Woopy Goldberg is like

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next level charming and next level watchable
in a way that most movie stars aren't.

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Like, she is a she's a
super nova. She also, like

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with Shelley Long, it would have
been so prim like it would have had

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to have been like the story of
a woman breaking free of herself, yeah,

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to do these things. Whereas Whoopy
Goldberg when I say that this character

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makes nonsensical decisions because she's like of
the world, Like she's not surprised by

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any of this somehow. She is
so street smart. Yeah, and she's

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giving off that like scene it all
energy that when she does like these wild,

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insanely dangerous things, kind of as
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that night, you kind of buy
it. Yeah. No, this movie

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would not work at all without Woopy
Goldberg. She is entirely the reason to

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watch it. Other people have good
moments, funny moments, Carol Caine,

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Carol Came nails it. It's so
good in this movie. But also Whoopy

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Goldberg is in I think legitimately every
single scene of this movie. Hmm.

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And she is funny the whole time. She also one of our great cursors,

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so good at cursing. Forgot how
good she was saying motherfucker. Yes,

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like really hits the hard stop plosives. It's funny every time. I

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think we should cancel the View.
Yeah, like the View has removed holding

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her down because removed Whoopy Goldberg from
Hollywood for too long. She pops up

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occasionally in a movie, but she
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now to like have a star vehicle
like this, and she needs one.

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She needs one. She needs to
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point where she plays I don't know, like a con man Jennifer Lewis our

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sisters who are conning people across America. Jesus fucking Christ that I just came.

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That was so good, Paul,
thank you, Holy shit? And

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then can we throw Jennifer Coolidge in
there just for fun? Of course,

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just for fun. She's their childhood
best friend. Like genuinely, the View

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has robbed America of the star that
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Yeah, and I'm now mad at
it. Now I'm annoyed. I'm angry

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that that's a thing. I think
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I mean the movie is it's bad, like like without Whoopee Goldberg.

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I will say I enjoyed it more
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personally I get I get why other
people wouldn't because if you're like if you're

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coming for a spy movie and you're
like, none of this makes any sense,

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I could see how that would irritate
you. But I personally enjoyed it.

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I would say I enjoyed it like
seventy percent. I agree, like

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I have no complaints. I thought
it was fun. There was an hour

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and forty five minutes. Wait,
a fun hour and forty five minutes for

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me, one hundred percent. Yeah, Erica, when did you first see

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a jump in Jack Flash? Yesterday? Okay, yep, never seen it

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before it came out like when we
were babies. I really enjoyed it.

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And again I like old timy New
York movies. You know, it opens

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with the shot of the twin towers. They all open with the shot of

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the twin towers. It's crazy.
It's also the New York of this movie

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is so eighties New York, gritty
New York. Yeah, like the New

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York. This is not the New
York of big this is this is not

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the New York of ghost really,
like this is like lower class New York.

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Yeah, yeah, this is Scorsese
New York. This is York.

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Paul. When did you first see
Jump in Jack Flash? I first saw

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yesterday. I remember this video cover
in the local blockbuster very vividly. And

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I remember because I always because I
must have known the Rolling Stone song.

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It's it's a gas, Gas Gas, And I think I thought it was

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like like a movie about the song, like I actually thought it was and

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so and I was like, well, I don't I don't understand that.

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And I never I never rented it. And then now when I was getting

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ready to watch it, I was
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just a weird coincidence. It's gonna
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It has more to do with the
song than you would expect, y'all.

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You're gonna hear the song a lot. They paid money for that song.

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They're gonna play it. They paid
Aretha Franklin to do a cover of it.

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Jesus, I didn't think of that
how much money did they throw making

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like like they couldn't have They had
a terrible script. They were like,

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let's just cover it with comedians movie
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Me Throw music and Whoopy Goldberg and
we'll see if we can make some money,

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and they did. I have to
say, as far as Rolling Stone

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song based movies, though, it
is way better than that Pixar film Under

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My Thumb, which is about a
splinter that comes to life. That one

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was. That's that. That one
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That one was really that. That
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the splinter, yeah, Jason.
The thumb was voiced by Maya Angelou.

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Oh, Maya Angelou. She only
spoken in rhyming couplets the entire film.

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It was a swing it was a
swing fixar frankly under my Thumb. Yeah,

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but they and they played that song
a lot, and that song really

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is not for children. Yeah,
they should not have played it as many

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times as they did. Yeah,
it's way better than that movie they did,

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She's a Rainbow, uh huh,
where they had they had seven people

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playing the different colors of ROYGBIV.
Oh yeah, yep, yeah, yep.

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Although Kate Blanchette nailed it if I
had nailed Indigo, Indigo, Yes,

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the best is Indigo. But it
was a real stinker from poly Shore

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Red. Yeah. Poll Shore really
should not have been cast in that.

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I can understand his like he wants
to go straight and do like like really

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intense films now, but like,
also, there was so much sex in

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that movie. Yeah, it was
just way too sexual form. Huh,

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yeah it was. It was weird. Yeah, they made it weird.

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I don't know why Purple was so
into anal Like if you have yellow into

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golden showers, that makes a little
sense. I see where you're going.

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I honestly, Paul, I can't
even look at a rainbow now without becoming

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erect, just completely erect, I
was going to say, without being very

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queasy. That's that's that's what I
was going to say too. Yeah,

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yeah, yeah, okay, all
right. Tagline for Jumping Jack flash Erica.

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A man called Jack is God heard
jumping and the world may never be

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the same. So weird. You
know what perfect for this movie? That

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is? That is perfect? This
does sound like the tagline for the Porn

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the porn version of jumping jack flash
called Jumpin' jack off flash. Jumping jack

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off flash, it's still a gas
gass jumping jack off flasher. There,

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it is Pumpin' jack off flasher.
You know. Yeah, if you keep

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going, keep making it better,
keep making it better. I think I

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peaked? Shall I read the Amazon
synopsis? Yes, this is not available

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on iTunes. Oh, I can't
imagine why. Maybe because iTunes no longer

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exists, but I will never stop
using it for this For this segment,

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You're right, hasn't existed in years, in years years, it's it's sticking.

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Haha. A bank clerk mysteriously finds
herself in electronic communication with a spy

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trapped in Europe. Soon, a
host of shady espionage opera is converge on

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the clerk as she engineers and oversees
escape. Actual synopsis for the film,

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Paul, Everyone just needs to know
Whoopy Goldberg's character in this is named Terry.

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Need to know that for this synopsis? Okay, okay, ready,

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yep, Terry, You and danger
girl perfect. The number of times I

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actually said that to the screen while
watching this, I was like, you

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are underreacting to what is going on
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a scene at all jaded New Yorker, so am I I've been here for

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twenty years. If some of this
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screaming and shitting simultaneously. All right, everyone stick around, We're gonna come

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right back, and we are going
to take you through Jumpin Jack Flash.

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After a couple of couple of advertisements
for various products that you may choose to

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use. Yes, stuff you can
you can put in your house, stuff

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you can put in your car,
I hope, stuff you can put inside

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your genital, stuff you can put
inside you. How is sex Toys nuts

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to not start advertising guys? I
am frankly annoyed. We talk about dildos

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so much. How are we not
getting free ones by now? I don't

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know what we have to do to
get this seo working. I think we

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have to name the actual dildo companies
and we are back. We open on

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Terry Doolittle's humble little apartment. She
is played by the great and good Whoopi

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Goldberg. Whoopee Yes, she clearly
loves vintage things. She has some creepy

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ass dolls in her apartment that like
they have close ups of Penny ma Shall.

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If you are listening to this from
beyond the Grave, enough with the

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fucking dolls already, glass dolls,
Pannae Ball, classic cinemas. I was

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in Laverne and Shirley, so Terry
also loves crime fiction, both of the

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cinematic and literary variety. Ours posters
of like the Maltese Falcon and other like

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fill noirs all over her apartment,
and then all these like half read books

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everywhere on the floor. I got
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books. These are books she's read
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and they're basically like like set to
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pans over the collection of stuff,
we hear a news report from her clock

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radio about the President of the United
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press conference that he forgot Hawaii was
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strongest allies in the Pacific. It
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question about abortion. Yes, and
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back, which is why I put
it in the recap. It does not.

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I enjoyed it as just a random
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I know although I have to say
the idea of like of like a press

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conference about a president forgetting Hawaii's estate
feels slightly toosh shind Right now, we

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see Terry get out of bed.
Her apartment's freezing. She like bangs on

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the radiator and calls for the heat
to come up, just like they did

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in Beaches. Yep, I wish
I could bang on the radiator in my

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apartment and be like, will you
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fucking apartment. I will not break. I will not break. I will

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sweat in this goddamn box. You
can't take this apartment from me. You

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can see me like a fucking dumpling. But I will be here until I

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die. You motherfucker. This thing
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When you think about will be Goldberg
going directly from the set of The

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Color Purple to this this must have
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she looks so comfortable the entire film. Oh yeah, and I have to

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say I love almost everything she wears. There's a couple of things she wears

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too, that are just supposed to
be ridiculous. Yeah yeah, which again

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like that's you can't blame the movie
for that. But she looks so comfortable.

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She really pruly. Yeah, like
like a fun sweater and like bright

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yellow sneakers yea, which she,
unfortunately in this scene we find out keeps

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on her kitchen counter. Yeah.
I don't care for that. No,

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I don't care. Carrie, girl, You're gonna get You're gonna get something

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grow, You're gonna get some a
staph infection if you're not careful at best.

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At best. So she gets out
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She's chummy with everyone in the neighborhood. She knows like the super she

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knows the guy next door, she
knows the guy at the deli like she

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knows the you know, crossing guard
who knows like So we get the idea

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that Terry is a people person first
and foremost. Can I ask you a

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question? Yes, because something happens
in this little montage and it made me

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think. She on the bus and
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Yes. Has that ever happened to
you? And the reason I'm asking you

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is because you are so nice that
I can picture you allowing it to continue.

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Paul, I've allowed it several times. Do you know I've lived in

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New York twenty five years. Do
you know how many people have fallen asleep

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on me on the subway? You're
just buried under a pile of like sleeping,

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yes, sleeping. I had a
kid put his head in my lap

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once and like the mom seemed fine
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But like, oh no, no, I like the only time I've

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ever like stopped someone is when they
actively started drooling on me. I've had

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that happen, thought that one of
them was dead. You ever like hold

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a mirror up now, I will. It's Tom. It's Tom. Cruisea

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But have you ever you must have
let because I feel like that's such a

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New York thing. What happens to
me? If I feel like someone is

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falling asleep, I'll stand up.
Oh really, I'll let it happen,

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am I I can't decide which one
of us is. It's also like it

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hasn't happened in a while because I
stopped taking the train like late at night.

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Yeah, because well, right when
you're your twenties and everyone's plastered on

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the train and everyone's it's three in
the morning, I'm like, yeah,

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fall asleep on me? Bro it's
okay, it's cool. Just don't talk

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to me. Oh no, no, I will Yeah, if you talk

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to me, I will move cars. That's the end of it. I'll

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go move to the empty car with
the horrible smell that no one knows where

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it came from. Because you want
to what I can breathe through my mouth.

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Yeah. So, Terry arrives at
your job as a computer teller at

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the First National Bank, and her
pichant for bright, comfy clothes and sneakers

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sets her immediately apart from the rest
of her more conservative colleagues. Yes,

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right, she sticks out like a
sore thumb. She is not the only

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black person to work there, though, which I did appreciate. That's true.

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There are there are. Most of
her coworkers are white, but there

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is one other black woman who works
there briefly, and I was like,

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okay, that's good. Yeah,
she doesn't stick out so much because of

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her racial identity. Fair enough,
She's not a bank teller like customer service

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facing. She's the kind of person
who like, does transactions on the computer

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all day, so just the driest
job possible. And then does she she

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walks in in these brightly colored sweaters
and she just looks so cheerful. Is

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there another lead character of a movie
that we know less about than we know

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about this woman? We really we
don't know about her family, We don't

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know what her hopes and dreams are. Like this movie does not kick off

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because Terry dreams of adventure. That's
true. She's reacting. And let's call

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out the female director here, Penny
Marshall. Panny Marshall. Pannie Marshall does

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a good job of like showing,
not telling, because you see that apartment

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and you're like, okay, well, this person has not had a boyfriend

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in a minute. This person spends
most of her nights like reading and watching

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TV by herself. Even though she's
brightly dressed, she's not sexy, like

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no, no, she's not dressed
sides of layers, moutrisily masculine clothing maybe

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like pants and overalls kind of feel. She looks so goddamn good in this

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movie. She does look she pulls
it off. It's incredibly because the clothes,

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Like if I was wearing those clothes, I would look ridiculous. You're

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wrong, you would look amazing.
Have some self respectful Do you think you

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can't pull off the giant, chunky
brooches that are done that are animal shaped,

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and one of them definitely is pigs. Definitely two pigs. Fucking Do

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you think you can't pull that off? Because I'm here to tell you you

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can. That did put me in
mind of that other Rolling Stones movie,

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Beast to Burden Them, the sobering
documentary about the oxen. Yes, the

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oxen in in Nebraska that that work
their whole lives and they never get the

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joy of fucking and that are eventually
slaughtered. For me, that was,

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Yeah, that was hard to take. With the voiceover by Owen Wilson.

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Yeah, the narration that was that
was that was a real uh switch for

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him. Yeah. Yeah. But
honestly, nothing is better than Painted Black

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than nineteen thirty three Al Jolson film. That is that's that is a problematic,

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classic, problematic, but it is
a classic for a reason. Paul

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Frankly, Yeah, because it's it's
incredible because that came out before the Rolling

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Stone song did. But somehow it
is about the Rolling somehow, the Rolling

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Stone song is in it. It's
in it. People don't know. Painted

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Black is a Rolling Stones cover song
that they are covering an old Al Jolson

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song. From the movie. From
the film Paint It Black, which is

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about exactly which you think it's gonna
be about. I'm not gona extrapola.

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Have you have you tried to watch
Out on HBO Max lately, because let

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me tell you, the warnings,
not the warning in front of it.

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It says stop for one minute,
and the end it says really really,

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and then it's just we're telling you
you should stop for another minute, and

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then you have to get through all
of that before they'll start. And then

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at the end of the movie,
it's just Michelle Obama staring at you disapprovingly.

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Yes, she's just like with a
frown and slowly shaking her head.

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I wanted better for you, is
what Michelle pointed right at me and said.

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She said my name. Yeah,
it was weird they knew my exact

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name. So anyway, back to
this movie about a rolling stone, right

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right right? Uh, Terry's boss, mister Page played by Peter Michael.

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I'm gonna go with Gates. Sure, you've seen him on literally every single

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sitcom in the age on Majestic to
Pay. Yeah, he's cold to her

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when she enters, but everyone else
at the bank loves her, right she

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chit chats with her coworker Cynthia,
played by the perfect Carol Kane. So

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good looking in this movie, too
gorgeous. I mean, they never really

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give Carol Caine like a proper blowout
and like again female direct. So she

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was like, let's get her to
a really good pass nilist and give her

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a proper blowout. Who do you
think is better on their phone today?

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Whoopy Goldberger Carol Caane? Like meaning
like on their iPhone? Either one of

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them text I'm gonna go Whoopy on
this one. Yeah, I feel like

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Whoopy's got She's still got a little
bit of like, you know, she

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has to do battle on the view
every day. She's got her wits about

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her. I'm not so sure about
Carol Cane. I love her, don't

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get me wrong, but I'm not
so sure about Carol Kane. Yeah,

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yeah, fair enough, fair enough. So Cynthia tells Terry about the night

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she had last night with her bow
Richard something Italian. You can't remember his

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last name. He used to be
a doctor and still would be if you

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had beta lawyer or should I do
this as Carol Cane? Could you?

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So? So Cynthia wants to tell
Terry about the night she had with Richard

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something Italian. He used to be
adopted. He still would be if you

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had better lawyers. Do you know
what that was? It was Harvey Fire.

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Scene's like sassy, younger sister.
Yeah, and much easier on the

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chords. Yes, much easier on
the chords. So Terry begins her work

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day by messaging a French client named
Juanclaude, whom she's teaching old timey American

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slang. So she's teaching him how
to say like what's up, like what's

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the skinny yea, and her colleague
John love its and he's like, why

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are you teaching him old timey American
slang? And she's like, you do

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your job, I'll do mine.
Suddenly, and in case you were like

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what kind of movie am I watching? Here's the kind of movie you're watching.

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This is it? This sums it
up. Suddenly, a video of

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a very very muscular Russian woman doing
aerobics takes over Terry's computer screen and it's

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in like Cepia tone. All of
her colleagues are like, yeah, it's

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back, and they rush over to
watch this like calisthetics class. We as

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an audience find out that Terry's computer
has been picking up Russian satellite TV signals,

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and everyone is amused and not at
all freaked out that this bank computer

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that handles inch n aactional transactions,
the Russians can hack into it in any

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moment if they wanted to, and
it gets hacked basically daily, and they're

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all like, yay, it's the
exercise show again. So Terry adjusts the

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wires on the back of her monitor
and the video goes away. So she's

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supposed to also be like slightly smarter
and more adeptic computers than the rest of

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her colleagues. This kind of comes
up a little bit later in the movie,

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but very little, not enough.
I really thought they were seating something

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here. Agreed that she was going
to become some genius hacker. That's not

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what's happening. We were still in
Matrix rom last week. We're waiting for

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her to become a renegade hacker.
Yes, strap on some black leather.

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Oh my god, Terry would have
been amazing in the Matrix. She would

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have been the missing flavor of the
Matrix. Oh my god, like that,

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like Terry on the Nevacnezzer would have
been like just refusing to wear leather.

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That's right, just refused, absolutely, and I will I will be

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in my linen billowing pleated pant and
over and suspenders until I say I won't

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be anymore, thank you very much. So she gets called into her boss's

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office and he yells at her for
her unprofessional interaction with the clients, and

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she promises that she'll stop being so
chummy with her clients. She'll she'll put

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a rain on it. Right at
six pm on the dot, all the

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computer tellers at the bank log off, and Terry is about to do the

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same, but a message pops up
on her screen from someone identifying themselves as

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Jumpin Jack Flash, it's a guest, guest guest. Literally when she said

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it in the movie, I was
already saying it out loud, yeah,

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and I was like, oh you
and me both Carrylobian. Yeah yeah,

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yeah. Terry can't help herself.
She responds to him, asking what he

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wants, and Jack asks her,
this is like like iming, like like

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we're text messaging here. This is
nineteen eighty six text messaging. Jack asks

405
00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:48.799
her if she's alone, which she
affirms that she is, but then she

406
00:27:48.799 --> 00:27:52.599
tells him that she can have a
personal conversation on the bank's network. Right.

407
00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:55.440
She tries to tries to follow through
with what she just told her Ball

408
00:27:55.519 --> 00:27:57.319
she wouldn't do it, doesn't want
to get fired. He tells her that

409
00:27:57.359 --> 00:28:00.680
he's not on the bank network.
Now, did you notice what word?

410
00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:04.119
She used to hear? I don't
know how friends coded you have friends pilled?

411
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.839
You are? But she says,
how are you not on the network

412
00:28:08.200 --> 00:28:12.799
where I aming on the International Bank
transponder? And all I could think of

413
00:28:12.960 --> 00:28:18.960
was my sponsor. That's not even
a word. It is a word.

414
00:28:18.720 --> 00:28:23.039
It's a word. Oh that is
for the Friends fans and everyone else has

415
00:28:23.039 --> 00:28:26.240
no idea what we're talking about,
and I'm not going to explain it.

416
00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:29.759
Everyone knows that scene from Friends.
That's classic. My mother, who is

417
00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:34.160
listening to this right now, does
not. Oh she Paul's mom. Go

418
00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:37.880
watch the Do you watch the episode
of Friends where they where they have a

419
00:28:37.920 --> 00:28:41.440
contest. It's great because I tell
you my mom hates Friends. Oh thinks

420
00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:44.680
they're all idiots. Ellen, You're
not wrong, You're not wrong, You're

421
00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.319
not wrong. But I still think
you'd appreciate just that one episode. Yeah,

422
00:28:48.400 --> 00:28:51.119
okay, So he tells her he's
not on the bank network. He's

423
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:55.519
hacked into her computer and furthermore,
he's been monitoring all her transmissions. They

424
00:28:55.559 --> 00:28:59.720
never really quite make clear. I
think the implication is that she's getting these

425
00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:03.480
these videos of the woman, the
Russian woman exercising, because it's him trying

426
00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:07.759
to make contact, But they never
like, Oh no, I totally do

427
00:29:07.799 --> 00:29:10.000
that. I don't think so,
I think I think so. To be

428
00:29:10.039 --> 00:29:14.039
clear, it's not the Russians hacking
into her computer, although clearly that could

429
00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:18.480
happen, but it's the satellite like
crosses streams. Again, no one in

430
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:23.839
this movie knows anything about anything,
Like, no one writing this movie understands

431
00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:27.039
how satellites work. Yeah, how
spies were just makes as much sense as

432
00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:30.920
them crossing the streams and the ghostbuster
undred percent, but basically yeah, So

433
00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:36.960
he he figures out that if he
uses the same satellite connection, he can

434
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:41.839
also like log into her computer.
He reveals here that he like has been

435
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:45.559
listening in on her like client conversations, not listening in, but reading her

436
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:51.079
client conversations as they're happening, which
means, once again, super sensitive information

437
00:29:51.839 --> 00:29:56.079
has been going through Jack and no
one cares. Yeah, So she asks

438
00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.680
him for his code key, and
he replies, jumpin Jack Flash, sing

439
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:03.200
with me and we'll find the key. He logs out, and Terry is

440
00:30:03.279 --> 00:30:06.559
left wondering who he is and what
he wants, just this riddle. Later

441
00:30:06.640 --> 00:30:08.559
that night, she can't sleep,
she's too intrigued by this whole mystery.

442
00:30:08.640 --> 00:30:12.559
She digs up that Rolling Stones cassette
tape and god, I love it,

443
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:17.839
like her digging through casine. Oh
yes, so eighties. She listens to

444
00:30:17.960 --> 00:30:21.960
Jumping Jackflash over and over again,
and I feel so seen in this in

445
00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:25.599
this scene, in this film,
because she can't understand a word Mick Jagger

446
00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:30.400
is singing. That is middle aged
me listening to any song like and like

447
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:33.319
getting the lyrics all kinds of wrong. Yep. So she listens to Jumping

448
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.559
Jack Flash like trying to figure out
exactly the lyrics to the song and write

449
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:42.240
them all down. The camera then
pans down from Terry's apartment window as she's

450
00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:45.039
doing this in the middle of the
night, to a parked car across the

451
00:30:45.079 --> 00:30:51.400
street. Someone is watching Terry,
so already someone is on her tail from

452
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:56.480
one contact with Jumping Jackflash yep.
The next day, Terry stays late after

453
00:30:56.559 --> 00:30:59.559
work. It's just her and the
cleaning crew. She's waiting for Jack to

454
00:30:59.599 --> 00:31:02.680
reach out, and he does,
and she immediately starts to try all the

455
00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:04.720
key code possibilities. By the way, just so everyone knows, I don't

456
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:07.400
really know what this key code is. I don't know if you do.

457
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.039
I don't think it matters. She
needs to do this to get further along.

458
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.680
Well, because this thing, it's
how they can create a secure line

459
00:31:12.759 --> 00:31:18.839
to discuss. So this does.
I'm putting matter in quotes here because nothing

460
00:31:18.920 --> 00:31:22.960
actually matters in this movie except at
the end of the movie. This movie

461
00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.799
is going to try to convince you
that Jonathan Price is an international spy,

462
00:31:27.319 --> 00:31:33.480
which is excellent. Literally any English
actor, they couldn't used anyone, and

463
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.880
they use Jonathan Bryce. Okay,
so that's what this means. So she

464
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:41.599
tries all the song lyrics, none
of the work. She has this great

465
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.519
line here who says it has to
be something that says Stones drugs. It's

466
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:52.200
very funny. She tries other Rolling
Stone adjacent keywords like lips and bianca.

467
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:55.519
No avail, right, I love
that I'm old enough to get the bianca

468
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:57.960
reference. Tries Jerry Hall at one
point, but I know who these people

469
00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:02.039
are. She tries and faithful.
She chays all of Mick Jagger's famous paramours.

470
00:32:02.160 --> 00:32:06.079
Yep, She's bewildered. And then
she looks at the sheet music that

471
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:08.319
she bought for Jumping Jack Flash again
and she remembers what Jack said. He

472
00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:12.720
said, sing with me and we'll
find the key. What is the key

473
00:32:12.759 --> 00:32:15.519
of Jumping Jack? Flash is in
B flat, so she's able. She

474
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:19.359
types it in that is correct.
She's able to communicate with Jack on a

475
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:23.200
secure line. He tells her don't
reveal the code to anyone. He trusts

476
00:32:23.240 --> 00:32:27.079
her, and he asks her to
go to the British Consulate and pass on

477
00:32:27.119 --> 00:32:32.319
the message. Dog's barking can't fly
without umbrella. It's called Mary Poppins reference.

478
00:32:32.400 --> 00:32:36.839
Huh, I believe so yep.
He tells her he's in serious trouble.

479
00:32:37.160 --> 00:32:38.680
He needs help. She tries to
ask him more questions, but he

480
00:32:38.799 --> 00:32:43.279
ends a transmission before she can.
Before she can Yeah. At this point,

481
00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:46.160
they're still just texting to each other. Later on the movie will start

482
00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:52.200
having Jonathan Price in voiceover read these
lines, and they will then have him

483
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:55.160
read lines that do not appear on
the screen. I know and Whoopy Goldberg

484
00:32:55.200 --> 00:33:00.279
will respond as if they are having
some sort of telepathic communication. Like I

485
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:04.839
said, Shaggy, it doesn't really
work, but I do like the choice,

486
00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.000
yeah, because it makes it more
interesting and engaging than watching like two

487
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:13.200
people typing at each other. We
cut to Terry at the British Consulate right

488
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:15.519
who by the way, the last
scene she's like, there's no way I'm

489
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:17.839
going down there, and then cut
to her at the British Consulate. She

490
00:33:17.960 --> 00:33:23.839
speaks with a man named Jeremy Talbot
played by John Wood excellent. She gives

491
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:29.079
him this coded message dog's barking,
can't fly without umbrella. She like hides

492
00:33:29.119 --> 00:33:31.720
behind a potted plant while she's doing
it, like she's in a spy movie,

493
00:33:32.319 --> 00:33:36.880
and he's like, who are you
and what is happening? He tells

494
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.160
her he has no idea what she's
talking about, and Terry's now like,

495
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:43.599
oh, fuck me, I've been
pranked. This is an elaborate prank.

496
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:47.039
Ashton't get out here, Yeah,
take that dumb baseball cap off. So

497
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:51.920
she goes back to the bank.
Mister Page announces that a new employee has

498
00:33:51.960 --> 00:33:53.200
to Oh, by the way,
there's something I didn't put in the recap,

499
00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:55.960
but I just want to point out
here because I think this is nineteen

500
00:33:57.000 --> 00:34:00.880
eighty six at it's worse. So
there was a pregnant woman and sitting in

501
00:34:00.920 --> 00:34:04.640
the monitor, like in the desk
next to Terry. Right, that's the

502
00:34:04.680 --> 00:34:07.799
other African American woman that you mentioned
is in the movie. And she keeps

503
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:09.800
talking about how sad she is to
leave. She you know, she hates

504
00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:13.239
she likes this job. She's gonna
miss everyone so much. And I was

505
00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:15.599
like, well, if she's just
going on Matt leave, right, Like,

506
00:34:15.679 --> 00:34:19.360
yeah, she's not going away forever, do you know. It took

507
00:34:19.400 --> 00:34:22.360
me a minute to realize. No, no, because in nineteen eighty six,

508
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:28.400
she's going away forever. There is
no Matt Leave. This character does

509
00:34:28.440 --> 00:34:31.039
not come back, that's right.
A pregnant woman in nineteen eighty six is

510
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:34.880
just like, well, I guess
when I'm ready to have another job,

511
00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:37.039
I'll have to go find one.
Yeah, because I can't come back to

512
00:34:37.079 --> 00:34:40.480
this one. You are now dead
weight to the company. Isn't that fucking

513
00:34:40.679 --> 00:34:45.239
crazy? That's dystopia. And it
took me like the whole movie to realize

514
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:49.239
that's what was going on. So
that just explains what I'm about to say.

515
00:34:49.239 --> 00:34:52.840
So Terry goes back to the to
the office, she meets a new

516
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:57.639
employee who has just joined the office, who's replacing that pregnant lady who's dead

517
00:34:57.679 --> 00:35:01.199
to us, useless to the she's
dead weight, we don't need her.

518
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:09.840
Capitalism ran her over like a zamboni. A new guy's name is Marty Phillips.

519
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:15.199
He is played by the extremely problematic
Stephen Collins. Just look it up.

520
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.519
We're not getting into it. We're
not getting in it's very dark.

521
00:35:16.840 --> 00:35:21.159
He's in so many of our movie
he really is. He worked so much

522
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:24.199
in the eighties and never realize how
prolific a problematic person is until you find

523
00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:28.800
out they're problematic, like this too. This guy isn't this shit too?

524
00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:32.400
Come on, so Marty seems like
an affable dufist, right. He immediately

525
00:35:32.440 --> 00:35:37.320
starts passing around his card, his
business card everyone at the office, but

526
00:35:37.480 --> 00:35:40.679
making sure that Terry gets one importantly, and he says, you can call

527
00:35:40.719 --> 00:35:45.639
me anytime if you ever need anything. Right, He's immediately treated to the

528
00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:50.480
daily Russian calistics TV show that comes
on Terry's computer screen. No one's concerned

529
00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:52.119
about. And again, hey,
this should have been a clue if you're

530
00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:55.480
not like I wonder who Marty really
is? The fact that he's the only

531
00:35:55.519 --> 00:36:00.960
one that's like, is this a
normal thing? We're all cool with this,

532
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:04.320
We're all fine with this. So
everyone gathers around to watch. Phil

533
00:36:04.320 --> 00:36:07.280
Hartman gets to speak here. He
explains to Marty what's going on with the

534
00:36:07.280 --> 00:36:12.679
satellite, like accidentally taking over this
capitalist pig bank, and then Marty joins

535
00:36:12.679 --> 00:36:15.119
in on the funny He's like,
woof Lennon would roll around in his grave

536
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.280
if he knew, right, Yeah, this is all funning games with the

537
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:23.000
hacked computers. Marty watches with fascination
as Terry manages to cut the signal once

538
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:27.079
again by adjusting the wires in the
back of her terminal. I put so

539
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:32.079
much in this recap that absolutely does
not matter. But I'm writing a better

540
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.599
film. I'm standing by it.
Late that night, Terry is again the

541
00:36:37.639 --> 00:36:40.440
only one in the office and she
finally gets another message from Jack. They

542
00:36:40.440 --> 00:36:44.800
go on to their secure line.
He tells her he's a British intelligence agent.

543
00:36:45.039 --> 00:36:47.599
He's stuck in Eastern Europe and he
needs help to escape. He's reached

544
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:51.840
out to the British Consulate himself,
but they wouldn't acknowledge him, which is

545
00:36:51.880 --> 00:36:54.519
why he reached out to Terry.
He asks Terry to go to his apartment

546
00:36:54.880 --> 00:37:00.519
and get a frying pan. A
man played by Jim Belushi. He will

547
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:02.199
not be named in this film,
so I'm always going to just refer to

548
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.480
him as either the man or Jim
Belushi. Thank God he's played by Jim

549
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:10.239
Belushi and not some random act just
like the guys, some guy I don't

550
00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:14.320
know. He shows up and he
says he's there to from the company that

551
00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:16.679
makes First Nationals computers. He's there
to repair her monitor. It's the middle

552
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:21.599
of the night and Terry's alarm bells
go off and she asks for ID and

553
00:37:21.639 --> 00:37:22.199
he gets kind of pushy. He's
like, He's like, no, I'm

554
00:37:22.199 --> 00:37:25.599
just gonna fix it, and then
he finally backs down long enough for her

555
00:37:25.679 --> 00:37:30.599
to call the company to verify that
they sent him. She's barely thirty seconds

556
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:32.400
into the call before she turns around
to find that the man has disappeared.

557
00:37:32.880 --> 00:37:39.880
Terry underreacts to this phantom computer repair
man. You now at least partially believe

558
00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:45.280
that you've been contacted by an international
spy in trouble behind the Iron Curtain.

559
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.039
Behind the Iron Curtain, a random
person has shown up wants to fiddle with

560
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:54.119
the communication device. That the only
thing you have to communicate with this person,

561
00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:59.239
and you're going to turn your back
on them to call someone. What

562
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:02.440
was banking in the eighties that there
was no security. They just didn't give

563
00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:07.079
a shit. It's like there's no
IT department. Remember, remember, and

564
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:09.719
greed is good? What's the movie
Wall Street? Wall Street? With the

565
00:38:10.239 --> 00:38:17.679
charts? That was just the chart
of like nothing, charts, just up

566
00:38:17.719 --> 00:38:22.199
and down, up and down,
up and down. This doesn't mean anything.

567
00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:30.159
You haven't defined the X and the
y acess access. So after this

568
00:38:30.239 --> 00:38:34.039
interaction, Terry goes to Jack's apartment. It's a very fancy apartment, and

569
00:38:34.079 --> 00:38:37.119
she can't help with snooping around a
bit. I again feel so seen.

570
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:39.880
You can't get me in your fancy
apartment and expect me not to like noodle

571
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:44.159
through your shit. But then immediately
like turns on the stereo. I'm a

572
00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:45.960
girl of all things, of all
things, not the thing that makes noise.

573
00:38:46.119 --> 00:38:49.719
The funny thing is she's like,
whoa, look at the state of

574
00:38:49.760 --> 00:38:54.239
the art stereos. Yeah, and
it's huge and it plays. It's not

575
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:58.719
CDs, it's just it's just cassette
tapes. It's just cassette tapes. Yeah,

576
00:38:59.159 --> 00:39:01.960
I'm shocked. He did have a
like an eight tracker. Uh what

577
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:07.039
were those calls? The ones that
look like the records but their no,

578
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:13.280
No, she was a gramophone.
I'll think of it. I'll think of

579
00:39:13.320 --> 00:39:19.599
it. Any older audience members are
screaming at their laptops right now. She

580
00:39:19.639 --> 00:39:22.760
starts to look around at Jack's photos. She sees one that Jack took of

581
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:25.480
a woman named Sarah while they were
in Egypt. Looks like they're on vacation

582
00:39:25.639 --> 00:39:30.679
or something. She's smiling at Jack
in the picture. Terry plays the messages

583
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:32.760
on Jack's answering machine. Most of
them are from people in Jack's life that

584
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:37.920
he hasn't responded to in days,
and they're starting to get concerned. There's

585
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:43.440
also a call from a woman named
Liz saying she's worried about someone named Harry.

586
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:46.760
Finally, something that comes back later
in the movie and the woman named

587
00:39:46.800 --> 00:39:51.159
Sarah. Jack's apartment is a treasure
trove of things that actually fucking matter,

588
00:39:51.400 --> 00:39:54.800
actually matter. Yeah, Terry hears
a creak at the door. She left

589
00:39:54.800 --> 00:39:57.800
the door a jar. I don't
know why she didn't close the door,

590
00:39:57.800 --> 00:40:01.800
but she left it ajar. She
is Daly unconcerned with her personal safe Like,

591
00:40:01.880 --> 00:40:05.519
I don't know much about nineteen eighties
New York, but I know you

592
00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:08.639
had to be alert. Yeah,
she is wild. The way she reacts

593
00:40:08.719 --> 00:40:14.320
later to actual imminent danger from New
York, not from the spy. That

594
00:40:14.840 --> 00:40:17.519
scene will blow Like, can't wait
to talk about that scene. Yeah.

595
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:22.079
So she hears a creak at the
door. She looks at the door and

596
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:25.920
on the back of it there's a
polaroid picture that was just taken of Terry

597
00:40:27.000 --> 00:40:30.920
in Jack's apartment holding the picture of
Sarah, which is the most mind fuckiest

598
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:35.360
thing you could possibly if you're gonna
kill her, just kill her there.

599
00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:38.159
This is like out of scream.
This is something that's like, Hello Sydney,

600
00:40:38.480 --> 00:40:42.559
Yeah, here's a polaroid of you
on the phone with me. Because

601
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.000
I get I guess you could say
maybe that the person wants to see why

602
00:40:45.079 --> 00:40:50.239
she's there, but then don't tell
her that you're there. Why are you

603
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:53.199
starting the psychological torture before you have
the information that you watch? So like,

604
00:40:53.280 --> 00:40:57.480
I get she that's why she was
playing the radio like the stereo but

605
00:40:57.559 --> 00:41:02.199
like you didn't hear polaroids are loud. Mm hmm. It's like a fax

606
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:06.519
machine. So she grabs a frying
pan and she gets the fuck out of

607
00:41:06.559 --> 00:41:08.320
there. Yeah, she grabbed that
that proto lake Crusee. I was so,

608
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:10.360
I know that was like her job, but I was like, that's

609
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:15.480
right, that's right girl. Frying
pan. First, she runs to the

610
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:17.440
cab that she had waiting for her, but the driver's disappeared. We won't

611
00:41:17.440 --> 00:41:21.519
hear of this driver again. Maybe
he made it. Probably not. Probably

612
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:22.760
he's in the trunk of that car. The trunk of that car, yep,

613
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:27.840
and Jim Belushi is in the driver's
seat. He points a gun at

614
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:30.519
her, and he tells her to
stop screaming and sit back. He peels

615
00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:35.079
off, and in a move that
will that will be very true to her

616
00:41:35.119 --> 00:41:38.719
character for the rest of the movie, Terry takes action. She grabs the

617
00:41:38.760 --> 00:41:43.239
frying pan, clocks him on the
head, and jumps out of the moving

618
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:46.320
cab. The cab crashes into another
parked car and flips over, and Terry

619
00:41:46.400 --> 00:41:50.599
runs off. She is not a
super spy, suret the fuck does act

620
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:53.719
like one, but a plus a
plus Terry. She gets home and she

621
00:41:53.920 --> 00:41:59.000
scrubs the bottom of the pan to
reveal four men's names with phone numbers next

622
00:41:59.039 --> 00:42:00.840
to each one. This was my
favorite thing in the movie, and like

623
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:06.119
this is a great spy like this
is spycraft, feels like fun spycraft.

624
00:42:06.280 --> 00:42:07.920
Yeah, of course, no one
would think to look at like a dirty

625
00:42:07.960 --> 00:42:12.000
frying pan in an apartment. Yep. She calls the first name on the

626
00:42:12.039 --> 00:42:15.119
list. She leaves a message with
the man's answering service, and then the

627
00:42:15.159 --> 00:42:17.480
second man answers the phone right away
and tells her that he's leaving for Brussels

628
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:22.039
on a three am flight and needs
to speak with her before then, and

629
00:42:22.159 --> 00:42:24.519
Terry reluctantly agrees to meet him.
Are you going to this meeting if you're

630
00:42:24.599 --> 00:42:28.679
Terry? No, No, it's
in the middle of the night. And

631
00:42:28.800 --> 00:42:32.199
also like she's like, okay,
where should I meet you? Yeah,

632
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:36.920
and then we smash cut to her, like on a fucking pier. Okay

633
00:42:36.920 --> 00:42:39.960
this nineteen eighty six New York.
In twenty twenty four New York. Would

634
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:45.880
you go out to a pier in
the middle Would you go out to the

635
00:42:45.960 --> 00:42:50.800
East River at two am by yourself? No? I won't even go to

636
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:55.079
York Avenue by myself at two am, So like I said, smash cut

637
00:42:55.119 --> 00:43:00.840
to Terry on an abandoned pier at
one point thirty in the morning. Even

638
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:04.159
she's nos even even dumb dumb Terry. He's like, this was a bad

639
00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:07.639
idea. She's like monologuing to herself
and she's like, I don't I don't

640
00:43:07.679 --> 00:43:10.039
care for this. Yeah. She
hears a gun cock behind her and she

641
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:14.400
screams, and the man that she's
been waiting for puts his hand over her

642
00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:17.119
mouth and searches her for weapons.
He finally puts down his guns once he

643
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:22.199
realizes she's not she's not a threat
to him. His name is Mark van

644
00:43:22.280 --> 00:43:25.559
Meder. I'm about to torture this
actor's name, and I apologize. He's

645
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:31.360
played by I'm guessing Uron Krabby,
sure, uron krabbein krab I've seen him

646
00:43:31.400 --> 00:43:36.599
in a ton of shit, like
a ton okay. He is a spy,

647
00:43:37.000 --> 00:43:39.119
just like Jack, and he asks
her who she works for? Are

648
00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:45.280
you Cia? Terry's like no,
and she's spills First National Bank, Terry,

649
00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.559
for God's sake, she spills the
whole story. She's just a civilian

650
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:52.480
who's been caught up in this crazy
life. Mark, here's footsteps approaching.

651
00:43:52.760 --> 00:43:54.559
He grabs Terry and like he's like, run, we got to run,

652
00:43:54.599 --> 00:43:59.400
and he tries to outrun the person
following them. He then realizes they're not

653
00:43:59.400 --> 00:44:04.199
gonna be able to so he pushes
Terry into the East River, which there's

654
00:44:04.239 --> 00:44:07.639
a fifty to fifty chance you're gonna
make it out of the East. That's

655
00:44:07.679 --> 00:44:10.599
not a great place to be.
You know that. They don't dramatize her

656
00:44:10.639 --> 00:44:15.159
actually getting out of these river because
I'm sure Penny Marshall was like, well,

657
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:17.280
she would actually be dead in real
life, so I guess we just

658
00:44:17.280 --> 00:44:22.360
have to don't worry. She gets
out somehow, and the sakuall she dies

659
00:44:22.480 --> 00:44:30.679
immediately of dysent Terry and the sequel
she becomes the toxic evenger, so he

660
00:44:30.719 --> 00:44:34.280
pushes her into the river. He
turns around and faces the person following them,

661
00:44:34.280 --> 00:44:38.280
and unfortunately he's shot for his trouble
and killed. Terry manages to avoid

662
00:44:38.320 --> 00:44:42.559
being killed by hiding under the pier, and the assassin, whom we can

663
00:44:42.599 --> 00:44:45.480
see clearly like will show up later
again, doesn't really have a name,

664
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:47.800
not really, and this one's not
a famous person, so I don't know

665
00:44:47.800 --> 00:44:53.400
who is who he is. He
goes away, Terry goes to the police,

666
00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:58.199
and when this scene happened, I
knew. I knew something was going

667
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:00.639
to happen with this person, but
when I say him, my immediate feeling

668
00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:05.280
was like, I'm so happy for
Erica. Yes, like I mean,

669
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:07.800
this is a scene with Gary Marshall. I like Gary Marshall. I love

670
00:45:07.920 --> 00:45:13.079
Gary Marshall. I enjoy seeing him. But I know that your reaction is

671
00:45:13.519 --> 00:45:17.000
it's like seeing your long lost grandfather. Gary Marshall is the grandfather I wish

672
00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:22.480
i'd had. Yeah. Frankly,
she goes to the police. She ends

673
00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:27.320
up being patronized and ignored by a
racist, sexist cop played by Gary Marshall.

674
00:45:27.519 --> 00:45:30.159
I don't care be racist to me, sir, Gary Marshall, do

675
00:45:30.280 --> 00:45:34.239
it. But it's also like the
movie has her tell him off. It's

676
00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:38.519
very kind of satisfying, absolutely cool. He's immediately He's like, so you

677
00:45:38.559 --> 00:45:42.000
were on the piero at night.
You must be a prostitute. She's like,

678
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:43.920
oh, okay, is that because
I'm a woman, because I'm black?

679
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:46.199
Take your pick. Yeah. Like, she's very offended by and as

680
00:45:46.199 --> 00:45:50.960
she should be. He's horribly offensive
to her age as well. The scene.

681
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:53.280
She's like, fuck, all,
that's obviously not realistic, but like

682
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:58.440
it's cool. It's like oh,
look this someone was talking about something to

683
00:45:58.440 --> 00:46:00.480
do with this shit. Yeah.
Like well, and also every time she

684
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:04.159
curses at him, he goes,
I'm gonna wash your mouth out in a

685
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:07.360
way that you know he wouldn't say
to a man that's like patronizing. Yeah.

686
00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:14.480
So her new coworker shows up because
the police found Marty's business card in

687
00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:16.239
her pocket. They called him.
He comes to pick her up. If

688
00:46:16.280 --> 00:46:21.480
that doesn't ring some kind of alarm
bell in your head, how long would

689
00:46:21.480 --> 00:46:24.079
you have to work with someone before
if the police called you to pick them

690
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:29.480
up at the police station, you
would actually go, oh, good question.

691
00:46:29.920 --> 00:46:32.199
It's less an amount of time and
more of what I think of you.

692
00:46:32.400 --> 00:46:36.400
Yeah, because I like I,
in my opinion, very close to

693
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:38.679
my last job at the hotel.
I was very close to the people I

694
00:46:38.679 --> 00:46:40.639
worked with. If the police that
called me, like, you need to

695
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:44.159
come pick up your friend Shelby,
I'd be like, I'm coming, I'll

696
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.039
be there in a minute. Shell
just don't worry about it. Like when

697
00:46:46.079 --> 00:46:50.039
I was waiting tables, I'd be
like, new phone, who is absolutely

698
00:46:50.079 --> 00:46:55.559
not I'm sure they did something to
deserve it. Click, Yeah, what's

699
00:46:55.599 --> 00:47:04.519
the charge? Let me judge based
on the charge twenty seven dollars. We

700
00:47:04.559 --> 00:47:07.119
cut to a few days later.
Terry is at First National. She's poring

701
00:47:07.159 --> 00:47:12.519
over every newspaper in town looking for
the story of the man shot at the

702
00:47:12.519 --> 00:47:15.320
pier. She can't find anything.
He's not even in the post. And

703
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:20.559
Marty is calmly like, he's in
the obituary section, and he hands her

704
00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:23.000
Mark Van Meter's obituary. I love
this dig at the Post. She's like,

705
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:28.199
even the post, the Post has
every stupid, horrible story. That's

706
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:32.840
what they do. So Terry goes
to Mark's funeral and she runs into Jeremy

707
00:47:32.880 --> 00:47:37.400
Talbot there from the British Consulate.
She Riley comments what a small world it

708
00:47:37.480 --> 00:47:40.599
is, and Jeremy's like, how
did you know Mark? Is there a

709
00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:45.280
better word for whook for Whoopi Goldberg
than rye? Ry she is? You

710
00:47:45.320 --> 00:47:50.400
know what she is? She's a
ham on Rye, That's what she is,

711
00:47:52.199 --> 00:47:55.880
which is actually the plot of the
other Rolling Stones adjacent film, honky

712
00:47:55.880 --> 00:48:01.239
Tonk Woman About it about a woman
who opens a ham on Rye restaurant and

713
00:48:02.320 --> 00:48:06.239
it's a honky tonk though. That's
right. Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence is great

714
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.440
in that movie. Oh my god, she nails every scene. I believe

715
00:48:08.599 --> 00:48:12.239
I was the ham, you know
what I mean? Every time she handled

716
00:48:12.239 --> 00:48:14.800
the ham, I was like,
I am also the ham I hand.

717
00:48:15.480 --> 00:48:19.599
Yes, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, she deserved that oscar.

718
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.760
Yeah. You know what other Rolling
Stones movie I love? It's Brown Sugar,

719
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:27.199
which is the the Ina Garten movie
where it's about all the different uses

720
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:30.480
of brown sugar, which is not
what the song is about. I don't

721
00:48:30.480 --> 00:48:35.480
think the Barefoot Contessa knows what Rolling
Stones brown Sugar is about is about.

722
00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:37.960
No, But honestly, Paul,
I'm very surprised you mentioned that film and

723
00:48:38.000 --> 00:48:45.440
not Ina Garten's dramatic work in Sympathy
for the Devil, where Jeffrey plays the

724
00:48:45.480 --> 00:48:51.920
devil and Aina plays Jeffrey's conciliary,
and she like a remake of a Dazzle.

725
00:48:52.119 --> 00:48:53.559
It is. It's a remake of
a dazzled but it's not funny.

726
00:48:53.599 --> 00:49:00.000
It is dead serious. Curses so
much in that movie. It is really

727
00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:04.679
hard to watch sometimes, and you
would be shocked at how brilliant Jeffrey is

728
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.159
at these dramatic rules. I didn't
know he had that in him. Fair

729
00:49:07.480 --> 00:49:15.119
fair, Yeah, I would watch
all of these movies. I would watch

730
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:22.519
Aina and Jeffrey Garden like readad read
the phone Book to me. But again,

731
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:24.599
back to this movie about a relic, which is not as half as

732
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:30.400
good as Sympathy for the Devil.
Honestly, it's not a perfect movie.

733
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.039
They give Jeffrey way too many and
bombs to say during the film, which

734
00:49:34.079 --> 00:49:36.920
I didn't think was appropriate. But
it was a different time. It was

735
00:49:37.119 --> 00:49:38.920
three years ago. We didn't know
about We didn't know. That's why you

736
00:49:38.960 --> 00:49:45.159
shouldn't do movies produced by Brett Rattner. But everyone knows that Brett Rattner and

737
00:49:45.159 --> 00:49:49.519
Ina Garden thicket thieves, thieves,
it's her one weakness. Yeah, that

738
00:49:49.719 --> 00:49:52.480
and and chocolate Martinez. That's right. So okay, okay, back to

739
00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:53.960
this movie. Terry's at the funeral. She runs into the guy from the

740
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:58.119
British Consulate. She says, Mark
saved my life. That's how I know

741
00:49:58.199 --> 00:50:00.719
him, and Jeremy just kind of
peels off. He's like, okay,

742
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:05.559
whatever. She we also, I
didn't put this in here, but I

743
00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:07.960
want to see this now. We
also see another man named Archer in this

744
00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:13.320
scene, who is also on the
back of the frying pan of Jack's frying

745
00:50:13.360 --> 00:50:15.920
pan, but he kind of blows
her off too. He doesn't want to

746
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:19.000
talk to her out in this funeral
in front of a bunch of other people.

747
00:50:19.079 --> 00:50:22.519
This woman named Liz played by Annie
Potts by the fabulous Annie Potts.

748
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:27.480
Annie Potts at like a two for
Annie Potts styled way back, way way

749
00:50:27.519 --> 00:50:30.000
back, but also like it's kind
of great to see her just do like

750
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:34.559
dramatic acting. She almost never gets
to She approaches Harry and says that she's

751
00:50:34.599 --> 00:50:37.400
the wife of Harry Carlson, which
is one of the names on the frying

752
00:50:37.440 --> 00:50:42.000
pan, and like Terry had left
messages for Harry, and she's like,

753
00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.800
why were you trying to reach my
husband? What's going on? She also

754
00:50:45.840 --> 00:50:50.800
tells Terry that her husband, Harry
has been is a CIA operative and has

755
00:50:50.840 --> 00:50:52.880
been missing for days, just like
Jack. They were supposed to be together.

756
00:50:53.320 --> 00:50:58.239
They go back to Liz's suburban home
and Liz is like, well,

757
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:00.760
if I had to guess who's been
torture and following you based on Harry and

758
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:05.400
Jack's dealings, it's probably the KGB. Yeah, that's and like this is

759
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:08.199
the first time that like Terry really
realizes the like gravity of her situation,

760
00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:10.800
and she's like, Harry, you
in danger? Girl, Harry you in

761
00:51:10.920 --> 00:51:17.559
danger girl that she's like the k
motherfucking gb I believe this was the scene

762
00:51:17.559 --> 00:51:21.960
where I noticed the pig fucking brooch. We haven't actually done enough about the

763
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:27.039
pig fucking brooch. She has wait, say that word again, brooch broche.

764
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:30.119
You said brooch twice. I was
gonna let it go the first time,

765
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.000
so it's like anyone can make a
mistake. But then he said it

766
00:51:32.039 --> 00:51:34.920
twice, and I was like,
is that how you think that word is

767
00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:39.119
said? For years? I did, and I will and I will revert

768
00:51:39.159 --> 00:51:43.920
to it as a child because as
we remember, we learned once children can

769
00:51:44.000 --> 00:51:47.159
read a lot sometimes mispronounced words.
Yeah. Yeah, Also you're you're secretly

770
00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:50.719
Scottish. Is what I'm running here. It's my brooch, my brooch.

771
00:51:51.199 --> 00:51:53.920
Yeah. She has three brooches,
brooches say she wears on her jacket,

772
00:51:53.960 --> 00:51:57.960
on her on her coat. One
is a horse or no, one is

773
00:51:57.960 --> 00:52:00.639
a zebra. Excuse me. One
is a leopard, I belie leave uh

774
00:52:00.039 --> 00:52:04.840
majestic, beautiful, big and clunky. But it's the eighties, yea,

775
00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:07.639
so it's to be expected. In
the third or two pigs, one on

776
00:52:07.800 --> 00:52:10.719
top like stacked on top of the
other, two pigs and Doggy Stack.

777
00:52:10.800 --> 00:52:15.639
They're absolutely fucking like. At first, I was like, no, stop

778
00:52:15.719 --> 00:52:19.719
being prurient. That's not what it
is. You're making something out of nothing.

779
00:52:19.760 --> 00:52:22.119
You're disgusting. And then I saw
it again and I'm like, no,

780
00:52:22.199 --> 00:52:25.159
they are one thousand percent fucking yeah. Do we think this came from

781
00:52:25.159 --> 00:52:30.599
Whoopi Goldberg's actual closet. I believe
that Whoopy Goldberg was bored on set one

782
00:52:30.639 --> 00:52:35.760
day and was playing around. She
probably had two pig brooches. Damn it,

783
00:52:35.840 --> 00:52:42.079
two pig brooches, and she set
it up herself. Don't feel bad

784
00:52:42.119 --> 00:52:46.320
about your brooch. I love your
pig fucking brooch. That's a good insult,

785
00:52:46.320 --> 00:52:52.559
you pig fucking brooch. All right. So we see Terry. She's

786
00:52:52.599 --> 00:52:55.039
back at the bank and she is
talking to Jack again. That night.

787
00:52:55.719 --> 00:53:00.559
He asks her for another favor,
and he says this one could be dangerous.

788
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:04.360
He wants her to crash the ball
the British Consulate and hack into their

789
00:53:04.360 --> 00:53:07.719
computer system. He tells her she'll
need to wear a formal jacket for the

790
00:53:07.760 --> 00:53:10.119
party, and Terry's like, oh, just the exact same beat from the

791
00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:15.159
Matrix. This motherfucker thinks I'm a
man yep. And she says, well,

792
00:53:15.159 --> 00:53:16.679
I'm gonna need a dress because I'm
a woman, and Jackus, Oh,

793
00:53:16.719 --> 00:53:19.800
forget it. I can't. I
can't have you risk your life.

794
00:53:19.880 --> 00:53:22.760
Yeah, I'm not gonna put a
woman in danger. Yeah, they're delicate.

795
00:53:22.159 --> 00:53:25.400
Terry calls him out on that sexist
bullshit. Yep, this little moment

796
00:53:25.480 --> 00:53:29.920
doesn't actually matter, but it's very
interesting that it's here in a movie with

797
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:31.639
a female lead and a female director. They're like, and now that we

798
00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:36.679
know female writers. Yep. He
apologizes, and he gives her the details

799
00:53:36.679 --> 00:53:39.719
on how to crash the party and
break into the consulate. We cut to

800
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:49.159
Terry. I mean, describe it, Paul, describe it. She is

801
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:52.599
in You can't really see the dress
at first because she's wearing an overcoat,

802
00:53:52.599 --> 00:53:57.280
but you can see the wig.
There is a wig. There's you know

803
00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:59.679
the term a hat and a hat. This is a wig, and a

804
00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:02.159
wig is a wig on a wig. This is too much wig, So

805
00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:07.360
overhig. We've overweg did also to
be Trixie Mattel would be like too much

806
00:54:07.440 --> 00:54:10.320
weight, too much wake, my
neck can't take it, frankly, So

807
00:54:10.519 --> 00:54:15.280
this is the first time we're actually
gonna see Whoopy Goldberg in like without like

808
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:17.960
a lot of fabric, because because
Terry's style is like baggy clothing. Yeah,

809
00:54:19.159 --> 00:54:22.639
she takes off the overcoat. She's
in a blue sequined gown. She

810
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:28.000
is slender as fuck, and this
wig makes her look like a lollipop.

811
00:54:28.239 --> 00:54:30.119
This wig makes it look like she's
gonna topple over any second. Now.

812
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:35.159
Okay, So she is standing next
to two party guests played by Michael McKeon

813
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:38.039
and Tracy Ullman. She doesn't have
an invitation for the party, but when

814
00:54:38.039 --> 00:54:43.639
the woman at the desk challenges her
about that, she pulls out her plan.

815
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:47.039
She takes off her overcoat. She
reveals this blue sequin dress. She

816
00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:52.400
hits play on the tape recorder that
is strapped to her with a similar fabric.

817
00:54:52.480 --> 00:54:59.199
Yeahue sequin fabric. Yes. The
Supremes kick on and we learn that

818
00:54:59.280 --> 00:55:02.719
somehow Whoopy Goldbird doesn't know the words
to Can't Hurry Love. I was trying

819
00:55:02.719 --> 00:55:07.239
to figure out if this was intentionally
bad, Like Terry isn't good at this

820
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:09.840
because she didn't know the lyrics to
the other song either, Yeah, previously

821
00:55:09.880 --> 00:55:12.880
in the movie, so they're like, oh, she doesn't know the lyrics

822
00:55:12.880 --> 00:55:15.719
to any song, huh, including
like can't hurry love, which is I'm

823
00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:21.519
like, I need to find find
someone to call my my mama said,

824
00:55:21.719 --> 00:55:27.239
you can't hurry love. No,
you just have to late. She said,

825
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:32.519
just give it dimes, dimes,
no matter how long it fakes.

826
00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:38.119
Yeah, you can't hurry jumps.
No, you'll just have to snake.

827
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:47.280
She said, just take your money, no matter what the doctor says.

828
00:55:50.039 --> 00:55:52.320
We may have exhausted this. No, this is perfect. Keep it all

829
00:55:52.360 --> 00:55:55.320
in, keep it in. Yeah, No, she does not know the

830
00:55:55.400 --> 00:56:00.840
lyrics. I thought it was part
of the movie. I watched it twice

831
00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:02.719
because I did have that thought,
and I was like, it is not

832
00:56:02.960 --> 00:56:07.480
bad enough, Like if this was
a comic choice, disagree. I think

833
00:56:07.519 --> 00:56:10.559
it is bad enough. But she
is like she she looks like she's being

834
00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:15.199
dubbed over in a foreign language.
Yes, and she doesn't understand, Like

835
00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:21.320
it's absurd, Like to me,
given where the comedy in this movie is

836
00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:24.920
pitched, if it was gonna be
bad, it should have been literally like

837
00:56:24.960 --> 00:56:29.920
she was a puppet, like a
muppet talking to me. That's what it

838
00:56:29.920 --> 00:56:31.639
looks like. No, I'm telling
you because I watch it again, Like

839
00:56:32.000 --> 00:56:37.199
she gets some of the words it's
bizarre. But also I think the joke

840
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:40.800
is also the outfit, the hair, like the whole thing is crazy.

841
00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:44.599
Well it made me think of what
that joke you always make, Like,

842
00:56:44.599 --> 00:56:45.960
well, she's not a middle aged
woman in this, but like it's a

843
00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.559
middle aged woman. She's invisible,
so it's like she's a black woman.

844
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:52.800
She's singing. Suddenly she becomes invisible
almost even though she's making a scene.

845
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:58.400
Yeah, everyone is suddenly comfortable with
the role she's taken. She claims to

846
00:56:58.440 --> 00:57:00.440
be the evenings entry she came and
she starts to kind of dance with Michael

847
00:57:00.480 --> 00:57:04.239
McKeon, and I was like,
Oh, I wonder that that's kind of

848
00:57:04.239 --> 00:57:07.440
what they're doing here, Like she
suddenly becomes invisible now that she has a

849
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:12.320
role. They understand. It is
literally Razzle Dazzle from Chicago. She like

850
00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:15.679
Razzle Dazzles, and they just forget
to look at her. God, I

851
00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:19.800
love Chicago. I know it's so
good, it's so good, but it's

852
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:22.599
the scene. I like, it's
so dumb. This is maybe the dumbest

853
00:57:22.599 --> 00:57:28.000
scene in the movie, like a
movie filled with like in the dumb And

854
00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:30.320
I don't mean it in a bad
way. It's just it's just dumb though,

855
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:34.320
Like if you're if you're okay with
dumb, yeah, then this is

856
00:57:34.480 --> 00:57:37.679
this is your alley, my friend. Once she's inside the party, Terry

857
00:57:37.920 --> 00:57:44.280
enters the receiving line right of all
the British you know, social higher upsite

858
00:57:44.320 --> 00:57:50.199
the Consulate right, and she meets
Lady Sarah Billings played by Sarah Botsford.

859
00:57:50.760 --> 00:57:52.519
This is the woman in the photo
and Jack's apartment, and she is now

860
00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:55.559
married to a lord. Right,
She's married to like the Consulate General.

861
00:57:55.920 --> 00:58:00.760
Terry is seconds away from getting kicked
out of his party because she's saying all

862
00:58:00.800 --> 00:58:02.239
the wrong things. She's like,
I know you, Sarah, and Sarah's

863
00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:05.599
like, who the fuck are you? Why are you at this party?

864
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:09.039
Liz sees her though, Annie Potts
and approaches and saves the day. She's

865
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:12.440
like, oh no, she's with
me. We're friends. Can I tell

866
00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:15.800
a story here? Please? Do? Is it about having a Consulate general

867
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:19.199
friend? Sadly no, but it
is about a very specific line of dialogue

868
00:58:19.199 --> 00:58:22.400
in the scene. Okay, So
Liz says, may I present my cousin,

869
00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:27.639
and the Lord's monocle falls off his
face because obviously Anni Pot's quite whoopy

870
00:58:27.639 --> 00:58:32.320
Goldberg black right, and whoopy Goldberg
just says by marriage cousin by marriage right.

871
00:58:32.480 --> 00:58:37.079
When I visited my friend Jared in
Italy, he I was staying in

872
00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:40.960
his apartment and his apartment lease dictated
only family could stay with you, and

873
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.320
he had two roommates, and we
told them that we were cousins. Now,

874
00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:45.599
I just wanted to, first of
let me describe myself, and it

875
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:52.000
doesn't know what I look like.
I'm a five foot six alabaster skinned person

876
00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:58.960
of Italian, German and Irish descent, caucasidy caucasidy A degree. Yeah,

877
00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:02.880
my friend Jared is a six foot
five biracial, stunningly handsome. I was

878
00:59:02.880 --> 00:59:07.400
gonna say, does Jared listen to
this sometimes? Okay, well he better

879
00:59:07.440 --> 00:59:09.760
listen to this way gorgeous. The
first time I met him, I was

880
00:59:09.800 --> 00:59:15.320
like, hello, sailor. He
is truly one of the most physically beautiful

881
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:19.280
people I've ever seen in my entire
life. Yeah, what's up, Jared?

882
00:59:19.880 --> 00:59:22.639
If you're ever retired of being gay, you know where to find me.

883
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:28.360
And we told them that we were
cousins, and they never challenged it.

884
00:59:28.599 --> 00:59:31.280
I love it. I think they
were so confused as to how it

885
00:59:31.320 --> 00:59:36.800
could be that truly like take out, even like the racial part of it.

886
00:59:37.280 --> 00:59:40.159
He is a foot taller than I
am. Yeah. Yeah, maybe

887
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:45.079
they thought cousins was like a gay
euphemism, right, like like this is

888
00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:49.199
my cousin, meaning this is like
my my, you know, my international

889
00:59:49.199 --> 00:59:53.079
fuck boy. Right yeah, I'm
imagining two Italians. Okay, Yeah,

890
00:59:53.639 --> 01:00:00.920
he's a pop the pepperoni together the
sausage provide, right y, yeah,

891
01:00:00.960 --> 01:00:07.159
primo to them, just that means
a fuck a cousin. He mad at

892
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:09.719
the kati, he plays with the
canol. You know what I'm saying.

893
01:00:10.519 --> 01:00:15.000
A lot of Italian food is phallic
base ye. Interesting. Yeah. So

894
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:19.559
Terry tells her new ally Liz,
that she needs to sneak up to the

895
01:00:19.559 --> 01:00:22.960
third floor, and she tries to
make a run for it, but Jeremy,

896
01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:25.239
that's the British Consulate she initially met
way back when she tried to give

897
01:00:25.320 --> 01:00:28.320
him the password and he was like, who the fuck are you? Right,

898
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:31.360
He forces her onto the dance floor
with him, and Liz intercedes again

899
01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:35.360
and asks to cut in so that
Terry can get away while Jeremy is distracted.

900
01:00:35.440 --> 01:00:37.159
Remember, Liz is kind of convinced
that Terry's the only ways gonna find

901
01:00:37.199 --> 01:00:39.920
out what the fuck is going on
with her husband. Once she's on the

902
01:00:39.920 --> 01:00:45.239
third floor, she uses Jack's intel
to find the room the consulate's mainframe.

903
01:00:45.800 --> 01:00:49.760
The room is guarded by two men
watching The Benny Hill Show. I love

904
01:00:49.800 --> 01:00:53.599
all the British jokes in this movie, Like these two guards who are like

905
01:00:54.079 --> 01:00:58.000
so into the Benny Hill Show.
They're not doing their jobs. So she

906
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:00.280
sneaks out onto the roof, nearly
slipping and falling to her death, and

907
01:01:00.360 --> 01:01:07.519
also magically transforming her sixties bufont wig
into like a proto Tina Turner eighties wig.

908
01:01:07.760 --> 01:01:13.159
Just changes. The slightest breeze is
this wig, and it just transforms,

909
01:01:13.320 --> 01:01:15.320
which is odd because it looks like
a way you could take a sledgehammer

910
01:01:15.400 --> 01:01:20.639
two and would be completely fine.
She manages to climb the ledge into the

911
01:01:20.719 --> 01:01:25.079
computer room and connect a remote device
onto the mainframe. The scene could end

912
01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:30.599
here, all it could have fallen, All plot crucial things have now happened.

913
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:34.719
Did you forget what movie you're watching? This isn't the hyperreal. You

914
01:01:34.760 --> 01:01:37.960
can't always get what you want,
that's right, which is as we know

915
01:01:37.039 --> 01:01:43.199
the Francis McDormand helmed vehicle that's about
it's her directing debut. It's her directing

916
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:45.199
debut. Yeah. And also she
stars in it, which is about like

917
01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:50.239
a woman dealing with like owing money
to the irs. And you think it's

918
01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:52.480
gonna be the most boring movie you've
ever seen, and guess what it is.

919
01:01:52.719 --> 01:01:57.320
Yeah, and just a revelatory performance
from Adele in her in her screen

920
01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:00.639
debut, Yeah, which you would
think would make it a like in film

921
01:02:00.679 --> 01:02:04.159
to watch because Adele. But no, for some reason, they've hamstrung Adele

922
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:07.239
by making her mute in the film, so she can't actually speak, I

923
01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:12.360
think, because she can't convincingly do
an American accent. But I but I'm

924
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:15.119
like, the best part of Adele
is the voice. I mean everything else

925
01:02:15.119 --> 01:02:17.960
about her is great too. But
either way, it's a really intense seven

926
01:02:19.000 --> 01:02:22.400
hour film, Yeah, black and
white that goes really deep into like the

927
01:02:22.440 --> 01:02:25.199
internal revenue service and like it gets
down to the to the nuts and bolts

928
01:02:25.199 --> 01:02:28.800
of the irs. Yeah, it
does. So it's the opposite of this

929
01:02:28.880 --> 01:02:31.480
movie, frankly, which has a
lot of flourishes you don't need think of

930
01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:36.360
the big short, but not any
attempt made to make the subject matter in

931
01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:38.079
dress. No, Yes, that's
you can't always get what you want.

932
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:42.320
You could probably rent it tomorrow if
you wanted to. As you're listening to

933
01:02:42.360 --> 01:02:45.119
this, Francis McDorman directed it.
If you can't find it, go on

934
01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:53.920
the dark web. It's probably there. So so remember with Terry in this

935
01:02:53.960 --> 01:02:58.599
computer room, she tries to sneak
back out. On her way out,

936
01:02:58.599 --> 01:03:02.360
her dress the blue sequin number,
gets caught in a paper shredder. You

937
01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:06.239
know the term the jaws of life. He's the jaws of death. This

938
01:03:06.280 --> 01:03:10.320
paper shredder is trying to murder Terry. The bottom half of her dress is

939
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:15.480
dragged through the paper shredder. She
manages finally to escape and an evade detection,

940
01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:19.679
but her dress now looks like it's
something out of the Flintstones. Correct,

941
01:03:19.679 --> 01:03:23.599
that's what Erica wrote. She is
right the Flintstones Hunjo p She sneaks

942
01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:29.039
down the stairs. She catches lizs
attention, who saves her again by having

943
01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:31.079
the band play God Save the Queen. So while everyone is looking at the

944
01:03:31.119 --> 01:03:36.199
band and singing along, Terry can
sneak out the back. It's another spy

945
01:03:36.320 --> 01:03:38.639
mission accomplished by this woman by the
flying by the seat of her pants.

946
01:03:38.679 --> 01:03:43.360
Yes, get flying by the seat
of her sequin dress. Terry gets home

947
01:03:43.400 --> 01:03:46.760
to find that her apartment's been broken
into and trashed, totally trashed, and

948
01:03:46.800 --> 01:03:53.960
then she does the totally normal,
completely reasonable thing of entering the apartment.

949
01:03:54.639 --> 01:04:00.320
My note here is I've never met
anyone with worse survival instincts Terry. No,

950
01:04:01.159 --> 01:04:05.000
it's a dark track she goes in. Anyway. Now it's a studio,

951
01:04:05.199 --> 01:04:09.159
so you know, there's not too
many places where a killer could hide.

952
01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:13.519
But there's never zero places where a
killer could hide. They're killers,

953
01:04:13.320 --> 01:04:15.800
that is in their skill set.
There's a bathroom, there's a closet.

954
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:20.239
Bitch, don't go in the apartment. That reminds me of that Rolling Stone

955
01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:24.800
movie, Gimme Shelter. Oh yes, yes, where the whole point.

956
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:28.360
I love that movie. By the
way, I'm not just stalling for time

957
01:04:28.400 --> 01:04:30.400
so that you can think of something
to say. I just want to say,

958
01:04:30.440 --> 01:04:33.280
Gimme Shelter. Of all the rolling
Stone based films, whatever it is

959
01:04:33.320 --> 01:04:39.960
you're about to say, is my
favorite of the rolling Stone based films,

960
01:04:40.159 --> 01:04:45.239
rolling Stone song based films. Paul
to tell the audience my favorite film.

961
01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:47.920
What is the plot of Gimme Shelter? I think I'm gonna sum it up

962
01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:53.599
with with just two words. And
it is surprising to me that you love

963
01:04:53.639 --> 01:04:57.159
it so much. I know you
like avant garde, Yeah, you like

964
01:04:57.360 --> 01:05:00.480
edgy. I mean it's so Yeah, the movie changed me, like on

965
01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:05.360
a molecular level when I watched it. But mosquito reproduction is just not a

966
01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:10.880
topic that obviously, this is about
the people who are fleeing from the mosquito

967
01:05:10.920 --> 01:05:13.840
invasion. They need shelter, right, give me shelter. Yeah, But

968
01:05:14.159 --> 01:05:16.840
the way it gets into the actual
life cycle of the mosquito, the way

969
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:24.519
a mosquito, a mosquito plague could
actually become a problem. And Timothy Shallomey

970
01:05:24.679 --> 01:05:30.039
playing the mosquito intense I never really
I never understood, like why people found

971
01:05:30.079 --> 01:05:32.920
him sexually attractive before I saw that
film, before you saw him fucking so

972
01:05:33.000 --> 01:05:38.559
many other mosquitoes. Yes, in
Gimme Shelter, Yes, all played by

973
01:05:38.599 --> 01:05:44.400
Dua Lipa. That's right. Frankly, Kathy Bates was robbed as the mosquito

974
01:05:44.480 --> 01:05:46.599
queen as Paul. Everyone knows this
movie. It's not like, yeah,

975
01:05:46.920 --> 01:05:50.079
we're something, You're telling something they
don't know. Yeah, Like, oh

976
01:05:50.119 --> 01:05:55.079
God, give me shelter. So
good. The directorial debut of Hillary Duff

977
01:05:55.159 --> 01:05:59.159
and honestly really shocking. She is
so much more profound than I thought.

978
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:01.960
I've always liked her, but now
I would take a bullet for her.

979
01:06:02.079 --> 01:06:06.599
Oh I think I have taken bullets
for her emotional emotional which are the most

980
01:06:06.599 --> 01:06:10.039
harmful ones? Yes? Yeah,
Oh my god. Okay, So back

981
01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:15.760
to jumping BackFlash my second favorite of
the Rolling Stone song Jason Yeah. Yeah.

982
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:19.559
She enters her apartment and she hears
footsteps approaching. Bitch, get out

983
01:06:19.559 --> 01:06:25.920
of there, Run, run,
bitch run. She grabs a tennis racket,

984
01:06:25.920 --> 01:06:29.119
it's the only thing she has.
She attacks, She hits the person

985
01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:30.679
on the head and of course who
is it? In the middle of the

986
01:06:30.760 --> 01:06:35.480
night, coming to her rated apartment, Marty, her colleagues, still no

987
01:06:35.519 --> 01:06:39.880
antenna go up? Still, She's
not like, so you're definitely CIA,

988
01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:43.880
right yeah, and or kg be
Honestly, the movie did have me going

989
01:06:43.880 --> 01:06:45.079
because I thought he was going to
be a bad guy. I did not

990
01:06:45.119 --> 01:06:47.239
think he was going to be a
good guy. I did think I was.

991
01:06:47.960 --> 01:06:50.239
This is the scene where I decided
he must be a good guy because

992
01:06:50.280 --> 01:06:54.159
why wouldn't he kill her? At
this point? Yeah, I was like

993
01:06:54.199 --> 01:06:56.119
waiting for him to be a bad
guy the whole movie, and I was

994
01:06:56.119 --> 01:06:59.639
like, oh, touchet film.
They got me on this. So Marty

995
01:06:59.719 --> 01:07:02.760
is there ostensibly to check on her
because he called her several times that day

996
01:07:03.119 --> 01:07:05.320
and didn't get a hold of her, and he was worried about her because

997
01:07:05.320 --> 01:07:09.280
you remember, like the night before
he'd picked her up from the police.

998
01:07:09.159 --> 01:07:11.320
Yeah. So she's like, I'm
fine, I'm good, and she kicks

999
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:14.119
him out of her house. She
goes back to the bank, she connects

1000
01:07:14.159 --> 01:07:16.320
with Jack. They use the device
she connected to the mainframe to hack into

1001
01:07:16.320 --> 01:07:21.599
the consult the computer and request an
exit strategy for Jack. Unfortunately, we

1002
01:07:21.679 --> 01:07:27.519
cut back to the consulate and we
see Jeremy, that first Consulate official that

1003
01:07:27.559 --> 01:07:30.079
she met in the very first scene
that she gave the password to. I

1004
01:07:30.199 --> 01:07:32.400
was like, I don't know you. He turns off the computers before Jack

1005
01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:36.239
can get the information he needs,
and Jack is despondent. He tells Terry

1006
01:07:36.239 --> 01:07:40.480
there's no more hope for him.
You are in very real danger. I've

1007
01:07:40.480 --> 01:07:42.360
already asked too much of you.
You didn't sign up for this. I

1008
01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:45.400
knew what I was getting into.
Basically, she convinces him, no,

1009
01:07:45.440 --> 01:07:47.559
give me one more chance. I
want to help you. I'm in this

1010
01:07:47.599 --> 01:07:51.360
now too, and they agree to
talk again the next night. So Terry

1011
01:07:51.480 --> 01:07:55.920
goes to Liz's house in the suburbs, right her only real ally that she

1012
01:07:55.960 --> 01:08:00.599
can think of. She finds it
completely empty and listen, her children are

1013
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:02.719
gone. Yeah, and she's like, what the fuck? She runs outside

1014
01:08:02.719 --> 01:08:08.599
and she's confronted by Remember I brought
him up earlier, Archer Lincoln. Yeah,

1015
01:08:08.639 --> 01:08:10.920
one of the four names on the
back of the frying pan, and

1016
01:08:10.960 --> 01:08:15.599
he was at Mark Van Meter's funeral. He is played by Roscoe Lee Brown.

1017
01:08:15.439 --> 01:08:20.600
I love Roscoe Lee Brown, one
of our greatest character actors in history,

1018
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:25.159
an another one that when like,
like every time he shows up in

1019
01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:28.760
a movie, I'm like, oh
good you and Gary Marshall, this movie

1020
01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:33.399
is giving with both hands honestly,
just for like the like the actors in

1021
01:08:33.439 --> 01:08:36.399
the film alone, this is entirely
worth watching. It should be like it

1022
01:08:36.399 --> 01:08:39.960
should be preserved in the Library of
Congress to be like, look what John

1023
01:08:39.960 --> 01:08:43.039
Lovetz was doing, and Phil Hartman
was doing, and Carol Kane was doing,

1024
01:08:43.079 --> 01:08:45.319
and Michael mccean was doing, and
Tracy Olman was doing in nineteen eighty

1025
01:08:45.359 --> 01:08:47.479
six. By the way, Tracy
Ollman. We didn't talk about this.

1026
01:08:47.520 --> 01:08:51.720
She like, her part's not even
funny. She's she's like the henpecking wife

1027
01:08:51.760 --> 01:08:57.439
of the Michael McKean character. And
when he enters the room with Whoopi Goldberg

1028
01:08:57.439 --> 01:09:00.680
instead of her, she's like,
how dare you? That's it. That's

1029
01:09:00.720 --> 01:09:04.000
all they give Tracy Omen to do
in this movie. So Archer and his

1030
01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:10.159
bodyguard are outside of Liz's house in
the middle of the night, suspicious.

1031
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:14.199
He tells her a little bit of
information. He's like, I'm cia Liz

1032
01:09:14.239 --> 01:09:16.640
and her kids have been relocated because
their family was in imminent danger, and

1033
01:09:16.680 --> 01:09:18.720
I was here to help doing that. And now I'm waiting for you to

1034
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:24.439
tell you You've got to get out. Stop helping Jack. Jack knew what

1035
01:09:24.439 --> 01:09:28.279
he was getting into. He should
never have brought a civilian into this with

1036
01:09:28.399 --> 01:09:30.479
him. You are in great danger, right. He doesn't try, he

1037
01:09:30.520 --> 01:09:34.359
doesn't offer to help her, but
he's just like, you should disengage because

1038
01:09:34.399 --> 01:09:38.359
surely once you do, they'll stop
hunting you. Yeah, I'm sure once

1039
01:09:38.399 --> 01:09:41.640
you put a sign on your door
that's like no longer in spy biz,

1040
01:09:42.119 --> 01:09:45.239
they'll leave you alone. We cut
to the next day. Terry goes into

1041
01:09:45.239 --> 01:09:47.680
a payphone booth, god phone booths. Okay, so the other scene,

1042
01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:50.119
but I said before it was the
dumbest in the movie. This one is

1043
01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:54.760
giving it a run for its money. This son is very funny. I

1044
01:09:54.880 --> 01:09:57.720
laughed this entire series. This is
done in the best way. Yeah.

1045
01:09:57.800 --> 01:10:00.319
Okay, So she's in this phone
booth. She calls the Consulate and she's

1046
01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:03.319
trying she has to speak with Lady
Sarah. Lady Sarah is the woman we

1047
01:10:03.359 --> 01:10:09.880
saw in the picture in Jack's apartment
and also the woman she tried to meet

1048
01:10:09.960 --> 01:10:13.800
at the Consulate that wyn Liz had
to rescue her. Right, She's kind

1049
01:10:13.800 --> 01:10:15.640
of hoping Sarah still has feelings for
Jack and might be willing to help her

1050
01:10:15.680 --> 01:10:20.359
because she's gathered that Jack and Sarah
used to date years ago. While she's

1051
01:10:20.439 --> 01:10:24.960
in the phone booth, the assassin
from the Pier, the one who killed

1052
01:10:25.039 --> 01:10:29.520
Mark van Meter Commandeer, is a
tow truck and manages to trap Terry in

1053
01:10:29.600 --> 01:10:33.119
the booth and tow her several streets
away until the booth snaps off the line

1054
01:10:33.159 --> 01:10:35.399
and Terry ends up in a heap
on the street. Okay, before we

1055
01:10:35.479 --> 01:10:39.880
even go any further, this lasts
for minutes. This lasts for minutes.

1056
01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:45.640
Fontella Basse rescue me like that comes
on right. It is played purely for

1057
01:10:45.720 --> 01:10:49.239
comedy. At one point, she
hangs up the phone at the consulate she's

1058
01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:55.680
paying. This is somewhat true.
New Yorkers will ignore all shades of activity

1059
01:10:56.039 --> 01:10:58.520
around them if they have convinced themselves
it has nothing to do with them,

1060
01:10:58.560 --> 01:11:01.239
like they will really ignore that much. But like this tow truck pulling up,

1061
01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:06.199
attaching itself to the top of the
of the phone booth, ignoring it.

1062
01:11:06.800 --> 01:11:11.000
The phone rings again. She picks
it back up and it's apparently the

1063
01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:14.239
operator saying like, oh, you
owe money, and she says, kiss

1064
01:11:14.279 --> 01:11:16.319
my ass, find me in New
York for this fucking quarter and hangs up

1065
01:11:16.359 --> 01:11:21.199
the phone, which is excellent.
Then she realizes she's in trouble. The

1066
01:11:21.239 --> 01:11:26.279
thing starts to drag her down the
street. She's yelling for help. It

1067
01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:30.399
is insane. It's also clearly filmed
in the city and not not like on

1068
01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:33.760
a studio a lot, Like those
are streets I recognize, So this must

1069
01:11:33.760 --> 01:11:38.920
have been amazing to like see in
real life when they were like Whoopy gold

1070
01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:41.680
bring being or a stunt double.
Because I'm sure it's not actually her.

1071
01:11:42.000 --> 01:11:43.960
By the way, phone booths,
for those of you who are too young

1072
01:11:43.960 --> 01:11:46.359
to remember, are like the old, old old ones were glass. Yeah,

1073
01:11:46.439 --> 01:11:49.800
so this is so dangerous. A
police car starts chasing them. The

1074
01:11:49.800 --> 01:11:54.159
phone. The tow truck pulls into
like an alleyway, and she thinks she's

1075
01:11:54.199 --> 01:11:57.079
being saved, but she runs the
police car. And who is it.

1076
01:11:57.079 --> 01:12:00.000
It's Jim Belushi, now in a
neck brace because last time we saw him,

1077
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:02.840
his car is flipping over. Yeah. Right. He injects Terry with

1078
01:12:02.880 --> 01:12:06.760
a truth serum and demands to know
Jack's code key, and the truth serum

1079
01:12:06.800 --> 01:12:10.399
starts to work, and he said
the key is the key, which is

1080
01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:14.119
actually true. Yeah, but he
doesn't understand what she's saying. He throws

1081
01:12:14.119 --> 01:12:16.600
her in the car. He gestures
to the tail truck driver, I've got

1082
01:12:16.600 --> 01:12:18.800
her, I've got her. And
then he reaches into the car for some

1083
01:12:18.840 --> 01:12:23.359
reason, and she rolls the window
up. Yeah, like Paul's making the

1084
01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:26.640
appl timy like gesture, but she
really does roll it up. It's not

1085
01:12:26.720 --> 01:12:30.159
like a yeah, push a button
situation. She traps his arm in the

1086
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:31.920
car. She jumps out the other
side. She's loopy out from the truth

1087
01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:35.399
serum and she releases the emergency brake. So the last we see of Jim

1088
01:12:35.399 --> 01:12:40.680
Belushi in this movie, I believe
is him being dragged into like the busy

1089
01:12:40.680 --> 01:12:43.399
New York City street with his arm
trapped in a police car. Yeah,

1090
01:12:43.439 --> 01:12:46.680
in a moving police car. Yeap. She goes to the Elizabeth Arden Spa,

1091
01:12:46.880 --> 01:12:50.279
which is where she was told Sarah
is right, the Red Door spa

1092
01:12:50.479 --> 01:12:55.920
very famous place that is now closed. She's delirious from the truth serum.

1093
01:12:55.960 --> 01:12:59.960
She can't stop telling anyone she passes
on the street exactly what's on her mind.

1094
01:13:00.000 --> 01:13:02.920
There is a very funny one where
she sees like two punk kids and

1095
01:13:02.960 --> 01:13:11.039
she goes, ooh, a tropical
fish and it's made excellent. She goes

1096
01:13:11.079 --> 01:13:15.079
into the spa. She sees all
these women lined up getting manicures, pedicures,

1097
01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:17.920
facials, like different kinds of treatments, and she tries to free them.

1098
01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:23.079
She's like, this is a beauty
is a cult. Real beauty is

1099
01:13:23.119 --> 01:13:26.880
on the inside. Stop spending your
money on this. So she tries to

1100
01:13:26.880 --> 01:13:29.960
disrupt the spa. She starts throwing
her money, own money around, and

1101
01:13:30.039 --> 01:13:32.079
she's like, here, use my
money, don't use yours. You're all

1102
01:13:32.159 --> 01:13:35.159
beautiful. You don't need the help. And then she turns, she sees

1103
01:13:35.199 --> 01:13:39.520
this one woman and she goes,
except for you, you definitely need the

1104
01:13:39.600 --> 01:13:43.720
help. I did appreciate that the
woman she said that too, was actually

1105
01:13:43.880 --> 01:13:47.119
good looking. They didn't they didn't
go out and find some very stereotypically like

1106
01:13:47.640 --> 01:13:51.399
troll like woman and make her do
it. They did it to a woman

1107
01:13:51.439 --> 01:13:55.720
who looked very average, and I
would say average on the side, were

1108
01:13:55.800 --> 01:13:58.640
quite pretty. Actually yeah, yeah, she's she's like, stop this.

1109
01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:03.279
So while she's having tirade, she's
being shadowed by this beleaguered receptionist who has

1110
01:14:03.319 --> 01:14:06.960
some of the best lines in the
movie. She at what point the receptionist

1111
01:14:08.000 --> 01:14:10.319
like turns to the women in the
spot, she goes, does anyone have

1112
01:14:10.359 --> 01:14:15.560
a pocket pistol? No? No
pocket pistols? I thought this was America.

1113
01:14:16.119 --> 01:14:18.600
She thinks, like I think she
thinks Terry is some sort of like

1114
01:14:18.680 --> 01:14:24.800
anti beauty like feminist terrorists. Yeah, and so she's like, loveliness is

1115
01:14:24.880 --> 01:14:30.479
every woman's obligation, it's her reward. She's like trying to convince Terry.

1116
01:14:30.399 --> 01:14:35.000
So Terry eventually finds Sarah, who
excuses her facialist, and this spacialist is

1117
01:14:35.079 --> 01:14:38.560
like don't be too long. We
don't want your cheeks to sag down to

1118
01:14:38.600 --> 01:14:41.000
your ankles or something. And I'm
like, I think, I think she's

1119
01:14:41.039 --> 01:14:44.760
fine. It's not that serious.
Sarah's thirty five, She's gonna be fine.

1120
01:14:44.840 --> 01:14:47.840
Yeah, So Terry slur she needs
Sarah's help in getting Jack an exit

1121
01:14:47.880 --> 01:14:51.880
contact out of Russia, and Sarah
refuses, and Terry calls her a pathetic

1122
01:14:51.920 --> 01:14:56.960
trophy wife, and then she highs
a kite, goes back to the First

1123
01:14:57.039 --> 01:15:00.319
National Bank and snatches the two payoff
her boss's head. When in front of

1124
01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:02.960
everyone, before just passing out,
she says, I'm not gonna say anything.

1125
01:15:03.079 --> 01:15:05.840
No, actually, I'm gonna say
a few things, and she grabs

1126
01:15:05.840 --> 01:15:08.560
the wig off his hat and she
says, if you don't leave me alone,

1127
01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:11.680
I'm gonna I'm gonna ram this straight
up. Your chocolate whiz way,

1128
01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:16.039
that's just good writing. Later that
night, Sarah comes to Terry's apartment.

1129
01:15:16.159 --> 01:15:20.159
She's had a change of heart.
She's realized that like this, this is

1130
01:15:20.199 --> 01:15:24.439
a man's life at stake. She
gives Terry an envelope with the name of

1131
01:15:24.479 --> 01:15:28.119
a contact for Jack, and she
tells Terry to give this information to Jack

1132
01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:30.880
and he should be able to get
home within seventy two hours, Like this

1133
01:15:30.920 --> 01:15:33.439
person should be able to get him
home. Terry turns to Sarah and says

1134
01:15:33.479 --> 01:15:35.680
thank you, and she goes,
you know what you really are a lady?

1135
01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:39.680
Yep. Terry goes back into the
office the next day, and I'm

1136
01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:45.399
like, she didn't get fired for
assaulting her boss. I guess you claim

1137
01:15:45.479 --> 01:15:49.199
like I've had an allergic reaction to
a bee sting or something. To be

1138
01:15:49.239 --> 01:15:53.720
fair that the earlier scene ends with
her fully passing out and then having to

1139
01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:56.760
like carry her out of the office, So I guess he gave her a

1140
01:15:56.800 --> 01:16:00.199
pass for that. So she goes
to her office, she gets on her

1141
01:16:00.199 --> 01:16:03.359
computer. She gives Jack the information
from Sarah. He thanks her and promises

1142
01:16:03.439 --> 01:16:06.039
to take her out to dinner anything
you want when I'm back in New York.

1143
01:16:06.119 --> 01:16:09.359
She goes, can I have veal? And I'm like, okay,

1144
01:16:09.520 --> 01:16:13.800
sure, such a specific choice,
and he's like, I'll take you to

1145
01:16:13.920 --> 01:16:16.359
Orlando's, the best steakhouse in town. Will have a veal dinner. Terry's

1146
01:16:16.439 --> 01:16:20.720
thrilled that she's finally got to help
Jack to safety and maybe got a date

1147
01:16:20.760 --> 01:16:24.279
out of it. She now has
developed feelings for Jack. She's got a

1148
01:16:24.279 --> 01:16:28.800
bit of a crush on this person
that she's built up in her head,

1149
01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:32.840
this James Bond guy that she's built
up in her head. Look, no

1150
01:16:33.039 --> 01:16:35.760
shade, I mean a little shade. I'm not a Price, But like,

1151
01:16:36.600 --> 01:16:44.800
how disappointed would you be if you
were expecting like Timothy Dalton and Jonathan

1152
01:16:44.840 --> 01:16:48.159
Price shows up in a mullet,
No, less in a mullet, like

1153
01:16:48.359 --> 01:16:54.079
you're expecting young Sean Connery. Yeah, and you get forty year old Jonathan

1154
01:16:54.159 --> 01:16:58.279
Price, who's fine looking, but
he's not James. There's a reason he

1155
01:16:58.319 --> 01:17:00.600
was never in the mix. So
on her way home, Terry is accosted

1156
01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:03.920
by three chain wielding rapists. Sorry, I'm gonna interrupt you here. She

1157
01:17:04.000 --> 01:17:08.199
leaves her office at night, she's
walking down the street. She's feeling good

1158
01:17:08.199 --> 01:17:12.720
about herself, and these three men
come out of like the shadows and again

1159
01:17:12.880 --> 01:17:15.319
nineteen eighty six New York rears its
ugly head. These are not spy guys.

1160
01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:19.720
These are not like like KGB agents
after her. These are just guys

1161
01:17:19.760 --> 01:17:24.399
on the street who are like actively
saying they're gonna gang rape her. Yeah,

1162
01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:26.840
And like they don't say it that
way because it's a comedy, but

1163
01:17:26.880 --> 01:17:29.720
they're like, we're all gonna take
turns on you. One of them does

1164
01:17:29.760 --> 01:17:31.840
something gross with it. He does
a Cunney tongue Dane thing that I do

1165
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:35.119
not care for. Not even when
Cunny toungu Dane did it, did I

1166
01:17:35.159 --> 01:17:39.359
care for it. So basically,
I'm asking, what was New York in

1167
01:17:39.439 --> 01:17:42.600
nineteen eighty six. Look, it's
still not the safest city in the world,

1168
01:17:42.840 --> 01:17:46.079
but it's safe. I feel confident
that this wouldn't happen. Yeah,

1169
01:17:46.119 --> 01:17:50.079
So she manages to shake them off, but by still underreacting, just literally

1170
01:17:50.119 --> 01:17:54.119
be like leave me alone, and
like continuing to watch. One of them

1171
01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:56.840
has a chain and he's like flat
like he's gonna hit her with it.

1172
01:17:56.840 --> 01:18:00.800
And I'm like, the amount of
flaming skid mark I would leave behind running

1173
01:18:00.800 --> 01:18:03.520
away from these three And I'm not
talking about my feet. I'm talking about

1174
01:18:03.520 --> 01:18:06.960
the shit that I would leave on
the street. You're talking about the line,

1175
01:18:08.039 --> 01:18:11.920
the line you're unders the flaming shit
I would take as I'm fleeing these

1176
01:18:11.960 --> 01:18:16.640
three my bloomers are ruined shane wielding
rapists. And She's just like, man,

1177
01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:18.960
leave me alone, and they do, and I'm like, does that

1178
01:18:19.039 --> 01:18:23.199
work? Should? Should? That? Is that really how crime works?

1179
01:18:23.399 --> 01:18:26.279
She manages to shake them off,
but then she runs right into a man

1180
01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:29.640
that she saw lurking at the consulate
and the assassin who tried to kill her

1181
01:18:29.640 --> 01:18:32.039
twice. She's immediately like, rapists
are better than these two. She runs

1182
01:18:32.079 --> 01:18:34.880
back to the rapists and even they
are like, nope, we're out.

1183
01:18:34.960 --> 01:18:40.000
They run away. She's a great
line where she's like, let's go have

1184
01:18:40.079 --> 01:18:42.880
sex all of us, let's go
have sex together. We'll do all of

1185
01:18:42.920 --> 01:18:44.520
you at the same time, or
one of you, I don't care.

1186
01:18:44.720 --> 01:18:47.920
She's basically trying to use them like
as a human shield. The assassin hits

1187
01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:51.279
her with a tranquilizer dart and the
next thing she knows, she wakes up

1188
01:18:51.279 --> 01:18:56.239
in a room full of creepy mannekins, all played by Kim Katrel. Oh

1189
01:18:56.319 --> 01:18:59.399
yes, yeah, well, I
mean this is maybe Kim Cattrall's best work

1190
01:18:59.439 --> 01:19:03.560
since Manic except for oh oh,
you're talking about Ruby Tuesday. Yes,

1191
01:19:03.680 --> 01:19:09.520
except for Ruby Tuesday, which is
like, Kim Katral is so revelatory in

1192
01:19:09.600 --> 01:19:13.319
Ruby Tuesday. It is a follow
up to Blood Diamond, Yes, and

1193
01:19:13.359 --> 01:19:17.279
she plays the Leonardo DiCaprio role yes, with a full, perfect South African

1194
01:19:17.680 --> 01:19:23.000
accent. That's right. Yes,
it's shockingly tender the film too, Like

1195
01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:27.560
there's a great love story. Even
though she's actively mining blood diamonds, she

1196
01:19:27.640 --> 01:19:33.119
also finds time to have like a
tender romance with Kelsey Grammar. That's right,

1197
01:19:33.319 --> 01:19:36.199
Kelsey Grammar is in this movie.
You didn't see that coming. Yeah,

1198
01:19:36.199 --> 01:19:39.479
you don't think of Kelsey Grammar as
a as a movie actor, but

1199
01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:44.039
he is. And he's so believable
as Nelson Mandela's cousin by marriage, right,

1200
01:19:44.359 --> 01:19:46.119
you know what I mean? And
like, so he's his His character's

1201
01:19:46.199 --> 01:19:54.920
name, of course, is is
Frasier Mandela. You really it happen to

1202
01:19:54.960 --> 01:19:57.880
watch it under the radar a few
years ago, but you should. You

1203
01:19:57.920 --> 01:20:00.000
should rent it if you can watch
it. Yeah. So she wakes up

1204
01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:04.600
amongst these mannequins and she finds Jeremy
and his two goons lurking over her.

1205
01:20:05.119 --> 01:20:09.560
She tells them that they're too late, that Jack already has his exit contact

1206
01:20:09.560 --> 01:20:12.760
and he's on his way home,
so tough luck. This is the reveal

1207
01:20:12.800 --> 01:20:15.000
that Jeremy is the bad guy.
Like, well, I guess, like

1208
01:20:15.039 --> 01:20:16.520
we saw him disconnecting at the Consolate, but like this is the final,

1209
01:20:16.840 --> 01:20:20.199
this is the final. This is
definitely the bad guy, just because yeah,

1210
01:20:20.239 --> 01:20:23.359
but he was like he was bad
the whole movie. Oh yeah,

1211
01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:26.319
I mean as soon as you're walking
like that's the bad guy, that's the

1212
01:20:26.319 --> 01:20:28.880
bad guy. You don't cast a
British actor in these movies for them to

1213
01:20:28.920 --> 01:20:32.279
play the hero fair enough, unlike
Mick Jagger and Wild Horses. Yes,

1214
01:20:32.439 --> 01:20:36.479
Mick Jagger and Wild Horses was the
hero of that film. It was he

1215
01:20:36.520 --> 01:20:40.439
played the horse. He played the
horse. Yes, it was like a

1216
01:20:40.479 --> 01:20:44.520
horse whisperer kind of thing. Mick
Jagger is the horse and Keith Richards as

1217
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:48.760
the whisperer and and interestingly also playing
a horse. Julie Roberts Julie, Oh

1218
01:20:48.800 --> 01:20:54.319
my god, I forgot she's in
that. She blends so much into that

1219
01:20:54.399 --> 01:20:58.279
role. I almost can't like,
Wow, he Winnie, her Winnie is

1220
01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:02.199
really life, Like, oh my
god, I really I forgot she's she

1221
01:21:02.359 --> 01:21:05.439
plays the horse in that. You
know who I thought was terrible in that,

1222
01:21:05.560 --> 01:21:10.319
and like this is a this is
gonna be like Daniel day Lewis as

1223
01:21:10.640 --> 01:21:13.600
the other horse. Uh huh,
I you know, I don't. I

1224
01:21:13.600 --> 01:21:15.680
didn't believe him as a horse it's
the first time in my whole life where

1225
01:21:15.680 --> 01:21:17.640
I've been like, you know what, Daniel day Lewis, I don't believe

1226
01:21:17.680 --> 01:21:19.960
you, don't You're not this is
not you for you. He didn't He

1227
01:21:19.960 --> 01:21:24.039
didn't live in the barn long enough. First. No, honestly I heard

1228
01:21:24.039 --> 01:21:26.039
he half asked. He only lived
as a horse for like two and a

1229
01:21:26.079 --> 01:21:29.880
half years before he made that movie. And it wasn't enough time. Yeah,

1230
01:21:29.960 --> 01:21:33.520
it wasn't enough. Okay. So
Jeremy, the villain in this film,

1231
01:21:33.720 --> 01:21:39.119
tells her that he intercepted Sarah's message
before it even got to Terry,

1232
01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:43.239
and he sent Jack into a trap. So tough shit, Terry. You

1233
01:21:43.239 --> 01:21:45.199
think you're helping, but actually you
just you just got Jack killed. Ye.

1234
01:21:45.600 --> 01:21:48.960
He kind of reveals this the same
message that Terry that we as an

1235
01:21:49.000 --> 01:21:54.399
audience member did see Terry type into
the to give to Jack, and she

1236
01:21:54.760 --> 01:21:58.520
bluffs him and she's like, that's
not the message I gave to Jack.

1237
01:21:58.560 --> 01:22:02.119
Sarah gave me more different information,
and finally she's gotten Jeremy off kilter.

1238
01:22:02.119 --> 01:22:04.600
He's like, wait, what do
you mean? They're about to torture Terry

1239
01:22:04.640 --> 01:22:10.039
to find out what information she gave
Jack. But she bites the man holding

1240
01:22:10.039 --> 01:22:13.920
her at gunpoint and grabs a gun. When he drops it, she's still

1241
01:22:13.920 --> 01:22:15.159
out numbered. She also kicks the
other guy in the crotch. Here,

1242
01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:18.600
if you're a henchman in a movie, wear a cup. I'm for come

1243
01:22:18.640 --> 01:22:21.680
on, know your vulnerabilities because this
is gonna come back in a minute.

1244
01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:27.079
But she's still out numbers, so
she threatens to kill herself. She has

1245
01:22:27.079 --> 01:22:30.159
the gun and she puts it in
it. It's they're trying to be comic,

1246
01:22:30.199 --> 01:22:31.840
but this is not this. This
is one of the things that I

1247
01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:34.479
was like, I don't like this. This is like, oh, she's

1248
01:22:34.520 --> 01:22:38.720
like talking with the gun in her
mouth. Not that just literally she's holding

1249
01:22:38.720 --> 01:22:41.000
the gun in her mouth, and
that's meant to be like a comic image.

1250
01:22:41.680 --> 01:22:44.199
Ah, yeah, it's nineteen eighty
six. Now I feel like it's

1251
01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:45.760
okay. In nineteen eighty six.
Oh sure. I don't think they meant

1252
01:22:45.800 --> 01:22:48.119
anything by it. It just it
did. It made me cletally. I

1253
01:22:48.119 --> 01:22:50.640
don't like that because the joke is
that she's trying to talk now and she's

1254
01:22:50.640 --> 01:22:54.000
she's a gun in her mouth,
so you can't understand what she's saying.

1255
01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:57.520
But of course they need her alive
because now they think they that she gave

1256
01:22:57.600 --> 01:23:00.880
Jack different information, so she managed
to escape. She runs to the consulate

1257
01:23:00.920 --> 01:23:05.319
reception desk and the receptionist pushes a
panic button which summons the police, which

1258
01:23:05.359 --> 01:23:10.880
is interesting because wouldn't the police not
have any jurisdiction inside like the British Consulate.

1259
01:23:11.079 --> 01:23:14.680
Oh interesting, didn't think of that, right, right? Maybe these

1260
01:23:14.720 --> 01:23:17.520
aren't real police, which explains why
they're terrible, terrible. There's also an

1261
01:23:17.560 --> 01:23:21.800
amazing line here where the receptionist gets
very excited at the prospect of a terrorist

1262
01:23:21.840 --> 01:23:25.760
attack and goes, do you want
to take me as a hostage. I've

1263
01:23:25.800 --> 01:23:30.159
been trained to be a hostage.
Very odd, like, I want everything

1264
01:23:30.199 --> 01:23:32.880
about that. What's happening with you? What's your whole thing? Uh?

1265
01:23:33.159 --> 01:23:36.399
So the police take Terry away,
which is great because she's safe, but

1266
01:23:36.439 --> 01:23:40.800
they also want to book her for
disturbing the peace and possibly terrorism, which

1267
01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:44.560
is bad. So she needs to
get back to her desk and warn Jack

1268
01:23:44.560 --> 01:23:47.000
that he's about to be killed.
So what does she do. She's in

1269
01:23:47.000 --> 01:23:50.279
a moving car. She attacks.
She pulls the cap down over one of

1270
01:23:50.279 --> 01:23:54.439
the officer's eyes, which causes him
to swerve and hit a cab and she

1271
01:23:54.600 --> 01:23:58.800
escapes the confusion. Okay, that
was way too easy, way too easy.

1272
01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:01.880
These cops like for so they didn't
lock the doors with her in it.

1273
01:24:01.920 --> 01:24:05.000
She's in a cop car, but
it doesn't have that divider between her

1274
01:24:05.039 --> 01:24:09.039
and the cops. One of the
cops is in the back seat with her

1275
01:24:09.079 --> 01:24:13.399
for some reason, and also pulling
a cap over your eye shouldn't make you

1276
01:24:13.479 --> 01:24:16.199
be like, forget how to drive
and just swerve on Fifth Avenue. The

1277
01:24:16.239 --> 01:24:21.079
whole thing is crazy. Terry runs. She goes from again this is an

1278
01:24:21.319 --> 01:24:26.520
inside New York baseball thing, but
she goes from like Fifth Avenue and sixty

1279
01:24:26.560 --> 01:24:30.359
something Street where the consulates are all
the way to fifty seventh Street and seventh

1280
01:24:30.359 --> 01:24:32.479
Avenue in under a minute before they
have time to catch up time. As

1281
01:24:32.520 --> 01:24:36.039
you said before and during your point
with death, she becomes Jackie Joiner Cursey

1282
01:24:36.039 --> 01:24:40.119
one dred percent, yeah, one
hundred percent. So she takes the subway.

1283
01:24:40.159 --> 01:24:43.039
She goes into her office. She
goes straight for her terminal. She

1284
01:24:43.119 --> 01:24:46.680
starts to message Jack, but she's
interrupted by Jeremy and his goons who knew

1285
01:24:46.760 --> 01:24:49.640
for some reason that that's where she
would go, and they have followed her

1286
01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:55.640
there right they hold everyone at gunpoint. They try to get Terry to log

1287
01:24:55.720 --> 01:24:58.880
onto her computer with her code key
because she won't give up the code key,

1288
01:24:59.039 --> 01:25:00.960
but she's already logged on, and
they're like, Okay, we want

1289
01:25:00.000 --> 01:25:03.520
you to reassure Jack that everything's okay
and tell him to meet his contact.

1290
01:25:03.720 --> 01:25:08.439
Okay, I have a point of
order here, Yes, sir, She

1291
01:25:08.640 --> 01:25:12.600
bluffed them. She could tell Jack
exactly what they want her to, and

1292
01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:15.039
any spy worth his salt would get
the message. As she wrote, I

1293
01:25:15.159 --> 01:25:18.399
was wrong before you have to go
here, and gives him the exact same

1294
01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:23.199
message she first gave him. Oh
look at you writing a better movie than

1295
01:25:23.239 --> 01:25:25.520
the one we're in, which I
thought, because she has this mode of

1296
01:25:25.560 --> 01:25:27.880
realization, I was like, oh, yeah, she can actually just do

1297
01:25:27.960 --> 01:25:30.640
what they're telling her. Yeah,
and he'll get the message. Yeah,

1298
01:25:30.880 --> 01:25:33.520
damn it, Paul, you know, why'd you tell me that this movie's

1299
01:25:33.600 --> 01:25:38.119
ruined? Now? Zero out of
ten? Zero out of ten. But

1300
01:25:38.159 --> 01:25:41.720
then again, Paul, if she
had done this and the movie had worked

1301
01:25:41.720 --> 01:25:44.640
out this way, then we wouldn't
get the thing that's about to happen.

1302
01:25:44.720 --> 01:25:46.079
That's true, and I need the
thing that's about to happen, and it's

1303
01:25:46.079 --> 01:25:51.319
important. It's important for American cinema. Yeah, so she refuses to reassure

1304
01:25:51.399 --> 01:25:55.479
Jack right that everything's okay. Meanwhile, she did log in, So Jack's

1305
01:25:55.479 --> 01:25:58.600
on the computer going Terry, Hello, what's going on, I'm on my

1306
01:25:58.600 --> 01:26:01.399
way to meet your contact? What's
happening? And you keep hearing Jonathan Price's

1307
01:26:01.479 --> 01:26:04.239
voice over with it as if like
the computer is speaking. At one point

1308
01:26:04.279 --> 01:26:09.199
it is like is their voice to
text. So the big assassin, the

1309
01:26:09.199 --> 01:26:12.880
main guy whose name might never bother
to learn, is shooting up the place.

1310
01:26:12.920 --> 01:26:15.800
He's threatening to kill everyone, but
then he is shot and killed by

1311
01:26:16.319 --> 01:26:25.199
Dun Dun Dun Marty. What What
turns out Marty is CIA agent Peter Kin,

1312
01:26:25.640 --> 01:26:29.800
one of the men on Jack's frying
pan, that very first guy that

1313
01:26:29.880 --> 01:26:32.239
she called and left a message with
an answering service, and then of course

1314
01:26:32.279 --> 01:26:34.560
the next day he shows up at
her office, right, so it all

1315
01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:39.239
kind of makes some sense. Terry
tries to crawl over to her computer and

1316
01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:43.319
Jeremy grabs her and to stop her
from completing the message to Jack. So

1317
01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:45.920
she's on the floor because she's been
crawling and he's standing up, so he

1318
01:26:45.960 --> 01:26:48.840
grabs her by the shoulders. And
he shakes her and he's like, you're

1319
01:26:48.880 --> 01:26:51.359
gonna do what I tell you to
do. We're all gonna kill everyone here.

1320
01:26:53.560 --> 01:26:57.680
And then it's a thing that I
like, I always think to myself,

1321
01:26:57.680 --> 01:27:00.239
well, why don't you just do
this? You know that thing that

1322
01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:02.880
movies are always like threatening to do, But I have never seen the movie

1323
01:27:02.880 --> 01:27:06.560
that had the kahonnis to pull it
off to actually have you ever seen this

1324
01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:13.600
in a movie? Ladies and Gentlemen
and everyone else? Whoopy Goldberg bites John

1325
01:27:13.640 --> 01:27:19.920
Wood in the penis, and like, she doesn't do it quickly and stealthily.

1326
01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:24.800
She opens her gaping maw as though
she is about to like she is

1327
01:27:25.079 --> 01:27:30.479
a great white shark about to attack
a baby seal, and she goes jump

1328
01:27:30.199 --> 01:27:33.359
right down on his dick and balls. She tears into it like a hamburger.

1329
01:27:34.239 --> 01:27:41.439
He screams out in pain. Marty
grabs Jeremy and he handcuffs him.

1330
01:27:41.479 --> 01:27:45.439
Marty then gets on Terry's computer because
I think Terry's far too traumatized by what

1331
01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:49.239
just happened to think straight, and
he gives Jack a correct exit contact.

1332
01:27:49.279 --> 01:27:53.279
He's like, even more information than
Terry could possibly have. He's like,

1333
01:27:53.359 --> 01:27:56.880
yeah, don't go to the original
contact that was a mistake go to this

1334
01:27:56.920 --> 01:27:59.920
one and said, this is Peter
Kane. I'm now working with Terry.

1335
01:28:00.039 --> 01:28:01.800
Mm hmm. Terry's like, well, while you're on there, remind him

1336
01:28:01.800 --> 01:28:05.079
about our date. And Marty's like, got you because he's a good friend.

1337
01:28:05.159 --> 01:28:08.199
And he's like, hey, and
by the way, Jack, when

1338
01:28:08.239 --> 01:28:10.880
you're back in New York, you
have a friend waiting for you. Yeah,

1339
01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:14.520
we cut to Terry. Several nights
later, she's waiting for Jacket Orlandos.

1340
01:28:14.920 --> 01:28:16.520
She looks at every handsome man who
walks in the door, hoping he'd

1341
01:28:16.520 --> 01:28:20.279
be Jack. But she's there all
night, and eventually Marty shows up and

1342
01:28:20.279 --> 01:28:24.680
tells her that Jack is in London
and couldn't make their date. She's crushed.

1343
01:28:24.720 --> 01:28:27.520
Feels like Marty could have placed a
phone call at six pm that night

1344
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:30.720
and be like FYI. She's eating
her weight and breadsticks and free like free

1345
01:28:30.800 --> 01:28:34.920
breadsticks and water at this restaurant,
trying like waiting for this dude to show.

1346
01:28:35.079 --> 01:28:38.199
Yeah, but THO good for her. She does leave a forty dollars

1347
01:28:38.199 --> 01:28:42.359
tip for the waiter, so yes. Solid days later, Terry is moping

1348
01:28:42.399 --> 01:28:45.560
at her desk at First National.
Was this ever before the time where people

1349
01:28:45.560 --> 01:28:50.319
took mental health days and we're traumatized
by events at work. Can you imagine

1350
01:28:50.359 --> 01:28:57.720
your office being shot up by by
KGB agents, bullets flying everywhere, and

1351
01:28:58.239 --> 01:29:01.399
no more than a week later,
you are back at work transferring money.

1352
01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:08.760
International banking never stops. Paul,
that's right. Not only is Terry not

1353
01:29:08.800 --> 01:29:11.560
getting fired, she's going to be
the new bank manager. And mister Page

1354
01:29:11.640 --> 01:29:15.760
leaves in the week. Okay,
okay, sure, sure I Despite everything

1355
01:29:15.760 --> 01:29:18.760
that she's done in the last two
weeks at this job. To be fair,

1356
01:29:18.840 --> 01:29:23.039
prior to this moment, she was
the most competent person they had at

1357
01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:26.680
that office. Easily. She gets
a message from Jack apologizing for standing her

1358
01:29:26.760 --> 01:29:29.960
up. He tells her that the
Queen thanks her for helping to get Jack

1359
01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:33.159
home safely. And Terry's annoy and
she talks directly at her computer and tells

1360
01:29:33.520 --> 01:29:36.119
Jack at the least he could do
is meet her in person and say hello

1361
01:29:36.399 --> 01:29:40.439
and thank you. Right, She
takes off her glass in a huff,

1362
01:29:40.479 --> 01:29:44.359
and Jack says, careful, you'll
break your glasses, and she realizes,

1363
01:29:44.439 --> 01:29:46.119
oh wait, where are you.
You can see me, you can see

1364
01:29:46.119 --> 01:29:49.479
me, And suddenly there's a hand
on her shoulder and she looks up and

1365
01:29:49.560 --> 01:29:54.560
I genuinely thought the way they framed
this that they were like they got Jonathan

1366
01:29:54.600 --> 01:29:57.279
Price for his voice, which is
a beautiful voice. And again I want

1367
01:29:57.279 --> 01:30:00.760
to be clear, he's not an
unattractive man. He plays a Bond villain

1368
01:30:00.800 --> 01:30:02.920
now that I think about it,
and one of the appears Brosenian ones like,

1369
01:30:03.479 --> 01:30:06.960
it's not rusting, Jonathan Price is
hidious. It's just like the build

1370
01:30:08.039 --> 01:30:12.479
up. The worst possible British actor
I could think of to cast, not

1371
01:30:12.600 --> 01:30:16.399
since Toby Jones. I've been wondering, you're like that guy, So Tom

1372
01:30:16.520 --> 01:30:21.520
Hollander that guy. They frame it
so his hand comes onto her shoulder and

1373
01:30:21.560 --> 01:30:25.239
then she just looks up and she
smiles, and I was like, that's

1374
01:30:25.279 --> 01:30:27.880
the last shot of the movie.
She finally gets to see his face and

1375
01:30:28.039 --> 01:30:30.239
like, that's fine, but no. They then cut to a wide shot

1376
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:35.000
and it's Jonathan Price with a widow's
peak in a mullet, five foot five

1377
01:30:35.119 --> 01:30:44.960
Jonathan Price wearing a red satin bomber
jacket. They hug and he thanks her

1378
01:30:45.000 --> 01:30:48.279
and she introduces him to her coworkers, who all applaud and she and Jack

1379
01:30:48.399 --> 01:30:51.720
walk out of the first National Bank
together. I presume to live happily ever

1380
01:30:51.760 --> 01:30:57.159
after, because suddenly, now this
is a romance weird. They made it

1381
01:30:57.239 --> 01:31:02.520
weird, and that is the end
of Jumping Jack Flash. It is a

1382
01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:08.760
guess Gas Gas Sa stick around.
We will be right back with our random

1383
01:31:08.800 --> 01:31:24.720
observations and final rankings after these messages
and we're back Erica. Any final random

1384
01:31:24.760 --> 01:31:29.279
observations on this One of the greatest
movies based on a Rolling Stone song of

1385
01:31:29.319 --> 01:31:31.960
all time, one of the top
fifty films based on a Rolling Stone song.

1386
01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:35.279
Easily in the top fifty, easily, not even close. Yeah,

1387
01:31:35.279 --> 01:31:39.760
I'll give a few. So we're
gonna put Whoopi Goldberg in the pantheon of

1388
01:31:39.840 --> 01:31:43.279
actors who never learned how to type. Yep. There is a scene where

1389
01:31:43.319 --> 01:31:45.920
she's laying on her desk. It's
like meant to show that she and Jack

1390
01:31:45.920 --> 01:31:48.840
have just been chatting for a long
time. She's laying on her desk with

1391
01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:54.000
her keyboard in her lap, and
the camera is above her and like at

1392
01:31:54.000 --> 01:31:58.880
that angle you really can see it. She's hitting only two keys and she's

1393
01:31:58.920 --> 01:32:00.960
like, oh, Jack, so
funny, like just hitting two keys over

1394
01:32:01.039 --> 01:32:03.840
and over again, and I'm like, they didn't even try. No,

1395
01:32:03.920 --> 01:32:11.279
they didn't care. They did not
care. At the end, when Sarah

1396
01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:14.720
arrives to give her the exit Keith
for Jack, there's a knock on the

1397
01:32:14.720 --> 01:32:16.880
door. Obviously Terry's very worked up
at this point. Everything has gone wrong,

1398
01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:23.720
and she grabs something to defend herself. And what she grabs is a

1399
01:32:23.960 --> 01:32:29.600
bostaff size toothbrush. That's right,
that she just hasn't has it. You

1400
01:32:29.600 --> 01:32:31.279
know what's weird is I didn't think
for a second that was weird that that

1401
01:32:31.399 --> 01:32:35.560
woman had a six foot toothbrush in
her apartment. Yeah, it's a souvenir

1402
01:32:35.600 --> 01:32:39.920
from some movie somewhere like that feels
like her, but she just just pulls

1403
01:32:39.920 --> 01:32:44.359
it out. It never commented upon
even Sarah is it? Like huh?

1404
01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:47.640
But why so you haven't felt the
touch of a man in a while.

1405
01:32:47.800 --> 01:32:49.880
Yeah, yeah, okay, now
I'm seeing what I got it. I

1406
01:32:49.920 --> 01:32:54.600
got it, I see what I
see who you are? A couple of

1407
01:32:54.600 --> 01:32:58.479
things don't age particularly well. I'm
shocked at how few things don't age well

1408
01:32:58.520 --> 01:33:01.960
in this movie. It is.
It is a forty almost year old movie,

1409
01:33:02.000 --> 01:33:05.119
and it is pretty much fine.
Yeah, this is so minor.

1410
01:33:05.319 --> 01:33:10.119
I almost hesitate to bring it up, but it combined with the second thing.

1411
01:33:10.560 --> 01:33:14.239
One is when Marty first gets to
the bank undercover, he pulls out

1412
01:33:14.239 --> 01:33:16.439
a picture of his family and puts
it on his desk, like ostensibly of

1413
01:33:16.439 --> 01:33:19.560
his family, who knows because he's
a CIA agent, right, And one

1414
01:33:19.600 --> 01:33:23.239
of the characters, it's like Phil
Hartman or John Lovetz is like, oh,

1415
01:33:23.439 --> 01:33:26.880
cute girls about his kids? Yeah, And he goes, yeah,

1416
01:33:26.920 --> 01:33:30.960
they are cute. Too bad they're
boys. Yeah, not one hundred percent

1417
01:33:30.039 --> 01:33:33.000
great, but honestly, like I
was willing to skate that one. Yeah,

1418
01:33:33.680 --> 01:33:38.000
it was not a big deal.
Right later in the film after this

1419
01:33:38.039 --> 01:33:41.199
is, after she goes to the
party dressed in the blue sequin dress,

1420
01:33:41.680 --> 01:33:45.039
she like, she's coming back home, Terry's coming back home, and she's

1421
01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:47.359
mumbling to herself and she's muttering because
she's angry, and she goes, I

1422
01:33:47.399 --> 01:33:50.359
can't believe I fit in at that
ball, And then some asshole on the

1423
01:33:50.359 --> 01:33:55.479
street thinks I'm a transvestite. Again, not the worst, not the worst,

1424
01:33:55.560 --> 01:33:58.520
really fine, And for nineteen eighty
six, like, give this movie

1425
01:33:58.560 --> 01:34:01.079
a Gladdyward, but just wanted to
point those things out there, because the

1426
01:34:01.159 --> 01:34:03.960
movie is almost perfect. I'd say
otherwise, as far as aging, well,

1427
01:34:03.960 --> 01:34:08.119
in terms of aging, well,
it's fantastic. Yeah, it's got

1428
01:34:08.119 --> 01:34:13.079
these teeny teeny tinier minor bumps,
and honestly, I'm I'm gonna still give

1429
01:34:13.119 --> 01:34:15.199
it a really high score. Oh
as far as aging, well, I

1430
01:34:15.439 --> 01:34:18.600
don't know, really those are those
are so minor. So like if that

1431
01:34:18.720 --> 01:34:20.960
was all that was in John Hughes
movies, we could throw the guy ticker

1432
01:34:21.000 --> 01:34:26.000
tape parade like other worst things were
in the zeitgeist at the time. And

1433
01:34:26.039 --> 01:34:29.159
I'm gonna be clear, Like,
you see her in that wig. It's

1434
01:34:29.159 --> 01:34:31.199
not the word. It's not the
craziest leap to go drag queen. It's

1435
01:34:31.239 --> 01:34:39.880
not unreasonable question to be like,
is that that's a drag queen? I

1436
01:34:40.000 --> 01:34:43.800
saw something in this movie I've never
seen before every New York movie I've ever

1437
01:34:44.000 --> 01:34:46.039
heard of. Jack sends her to
his apartment and he's like, this is

1438
01:34:46.079 --> 01:34:51.199
where my keys are. The keys
are hidden in a fire hydrant that she

1439
01:34:51.479 --> 01:34:56.880
unscrews, and they're they're in like
the cap of the fire hydrant. Yeah,

1440
01:34:57.039 --> 01:35:00.159
takes the keys out, she puts
them in her mouth. Oh,

1441
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:04.640
and rescrews the fire hydrant back.
We've discussed this. She puts her sneakers

1442
01:35:04.680 --> 01:35:08.720
on the kitchen counter. This woman
is insane. She also survived to dip

1443
01:35:08.720 --> 01:35:11.079
in the East River, so she
may just be some kind of mutate.

1444
01:35:11.279 --> 01:35:14.880
Her whole brain is not even brain
matter anymore. It's just germs. It's

1445
01:35:14.880 --> 01:35:17.520
just germs running around fighting. It's
like the coliseum in Rome, but with

1446
01:35:17.600 --> 01:35:23.960
germs just fighting each other for the
death. Are you not entertained? Erica?

1447
01:35:24.039 --> 01:35:28.520
How are we gonna rank? Jump
in Jack Flash? One to ten.

1448
01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:34.000
Pennies Marshall. Pennies Marshall is the
new store that Penny Marshall opens.

1449
01:35:34.279 --> 01:35:41.359
It's a combination JC Penny and Marshalls. If you walk in, there's no

1450
01:35:41.520 --> 01:35:45.199
clothes. It's just her and Carrie
Fisher talking about how they used to fuck

1451
01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:53.439
dan Aceroid. At the counter,
you'll see Marshall maths just for some reason,

1452
01:35:53.560 --> 01:35:59.600
still very angry at his mother.
I'm Penny Marshall, and I used

1453
01:35:59.640 --> 01:36:04.760
to Fhonsie. Quite a journey that
she took us on there, It's quite

1454
01:36:04.760 --> 01:36:11.720
a journey. I love Penny Marshall. One to ten Russian Russian calisthenics television

1455
01:36:11.720 --> 01:36:18.439
shows aah one to ten pigs fluking
on a brooch. I'm gonna say brooches

1456
01:36:18.479 --> 01:36:20.920
for the rest of my life unless
I think about it first. It is

1457
01:36:20.960 --> 01:36:24.520
in there. You should just move
to Scotland because it's the only time that

1458
01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:28.079
will make any sense to anyone.
Yeah, pretty much, pretty much one

1459
01:36:28.119 --> 01:36:30.079
to ten movies based on Rolling Stone
song. You haven't even hit all of

1460
01:36:30.079 --> 01:36:33.359
them yet. Oh right, what's
your favorite if you had to pick an

1461
01:36:33.399 --> 01:36:39.720
absolute favorite favorite film song that was
turned into a film. And I'm not

1462
01:36:39.840 --> 01:36:42.840
again, I am not vamping for
to give you time to think about it.

1463
01:36:42.880 --> 01:36:45.880
I'm just I just want you to
like first thing that comes to your

1464
01:36:45.880 --> 01:36:49.520
Headgie, Oh, Angie, Yes, good choice. It is, of

1465
01:36:49.520 --> 01:36:56.079
course, the movie in which Carol
Caine and Rosie Perez swapped it birth and

1466
01:36:56.119 --> 01:37:00.920
they're both named Angie. Oh yeah, and so so Rosie Rez grows up

1467
01:37:00.239 --> 01:37:04.520
in a very high class home in
Brooklyn and Carol Kane grows up in a

1468
01:37:04.560 --> 01:37:08.960
very high class home in Queens.
Oh, and that's the divide, that's

1469
01:37:09.039 --> 01:37:13.039
the divide. Yeah, it's it's
Mets and Yankees. It's it's it's Italian

1470
01:37:13.079 --> 01:37:15.880
food and Greek food. It would
be ki but it's all kind of it's

1471
01:37:15.920 --> 01:37:17.840
all kind of fucked up. You
know. I haven't seen that film in

1472
01:37:17.920 --> 01:37:20.640
a lot like, actually, don't
think I've ever seen that movie, so

1473
01:37:20.680 --> 01:37:29.000
I'm curious how does it end.
I can't believe you don't know this.

1474
01:37:28.880 --> 01:37:30.920
This is a famous ending of the
movie. It ends with them defeating the

1475
01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:34.560
alien invasion in Manhattan. Oh my
god, that's right. Yeah, And

1476
01:37:34.640 --> 01:37:39.920
Carry Grant is in that isn't that
too? It's his last movie? Right?

1477
01:37:39.960 --> 01:37:42.760
Oh my god, I can't believe
I forgot. Yeah, I've never

1478
01:37:42.880 --> 01:37:45.119
I've never seen the movie, but
I've heard such good things. Oh my

1479
01:37:45.119 --> 01:37:48.680
gosh. But you know what we've
forgotten to talk about is the main oh,

1480
01:37:49.000 --> 01:37:56.439
of satisfaction. Everyone knows satisfaction.
You know, we're not going to

1481
01:37:56.479 --> 01:37:59.199
get into it. Let's you know
what, Paul. At the same time,

1482
01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:04.199
let's talk about what the film's satisfaction
is about. One two three.

1483
01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:12.640
Satisfaction is about manities, yes,
yes, a maternity and orgasms, and

1484
01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:17.880
of course stars Bridget Wilson Sampress yes. Oh, and Pete Sampras's other girlfriend

1485
01:38:18.000 --> 01:38:23.319
from the nineties whose name I totally
remember, who was in Father of the

1486
01:38:23.319 --> 01:38:27.960
Bride of Kimberly Williams Paisley, who's
down right to Brad Paisley. Yes,

1487
01:38:28.039 --> 01:38:33.439
Kimberly Williams Paisley and Bridget Wilson Samprass
Starr in this film together that is about

1488
01:38:33.479 --> 01:38:38.920
like a maternity ward, but instead
of giving birth to babies, they give

1489
01:38:38.960 --> 01:38:43.439
birth to orgasms. Yes, yes, yes, it's it's like a woman's

1490
01:38:43.479 --> 01:38:46.840
empowerment kind of thing. Yes.
And then the villain of the film is

1491
01:38:46.880 --> 01:38:49.880
played by Oh my gosh, this
actor. We both love this actor so

1492
01:38:50.039 --> 01:38:54.840
much. Yea like Martin Short.
Martin Short, Yes, Martin Short.

1493
01:38:54.840 --> 01:38:58.640
It's a father of the bride reunion
in this film. Atit because Karen Culkin

1494
01:38:58.760 --> 01:39:02.199
is also in the movie as an
as an orgasm, Yes, playing an

1495
01:39:02.319 --> 01:39:06.439
orgasm, playing a particularly loud one. Yeah, it's very interesting. It's

1496
01:39:06.520 --> 01:39:11.079
very good. It's so fun beat
Wong, isn't it too? He's a

1497
01:39:11.159 --> 01:39:14.560
doctor, he doesn't know what's going
on behind the scenes. No, No,

1498
01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:17.079
he's just an obstetrician. Yeah,
satisfaction. If you haven't seen it,

1499
01:39:17.119 --> 01:39:19.439
you guys check it out. Run
Don't Walk one, Don't Walk.

1500
01:39:19.439 --> 01:39:27.079
Pete Sampers financed this movie. I
think we should do this one. Okay,

1501
01:39:28.199 --> 01:39:30.319
Uh, do you want to go
first? Or shall I go first?

1502
01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:31.800
Paul? What do you go first? On this one. Uh okay,

1503
01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:36.479
you know, by our usual criteria, this age is quite well.

1504
01:39:36.800 --> 01:39:42.640
Yep, female lead, lots of
good female parts. They actually have time

1505
01:39:42.720 --> 01:39:47.399
to cram a couple like message ish
scenes into this very very silly, spy

1506
01:39:47.479 --> 01:39:51.520
comedy about how women are treated.
And I don't think they really get into

1507
01:39:51.520 --> 01:39:55.800
specifically how black women are treated.
But it's nineteen eighty six. Let's not

1508
01:39:55.800 --> 01:39:59.079
set the bar too high. There's
that woman who deigns to give birth and

1509
01:39:59.199 --> 01:40:02.239
is never seen from again. She
was run over by the Zamboni of capitalism.

1510
01:40:02.239 --> 01:40:05.520
I believe we decided that earlier.
No, obviously there's a black lead

1511
01:40:05.600 --> 01:40:11.159
and the while she is the only
main character of color, the movie does

1512
01:40:11.239 --> 01:40:15.159
populate its bit parts with people of
color as well. And Roscoe Lee Brown

1513
01:40:15.199 --> 01:40:16.359
is in it, who is black. It looks a little bit like New

1514
01:40:16.439 --> 01:40:20.159
York at least, yes, which
is nice. Uh so that's great.

1515
01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:24.880
And you know what, the villains
are white. They're British, so yeah,

1516
01:40:24.880 --> 01:40:28.880
we love that. Well, they're
actually Russian, Paul up here,

1517
01:40:30.520 --> 01:40:32.840
they're not actually British. Yeah.
The British do a better job watching its

1518
01:40:32.840 --> 01:40:36.520
consulate is what we really we really
learned here. You can just walk in

1519
01:40:36.560 --> 01:40:40.000
there with it. You throw a
Benny Hill tape in there and then just

1520
01:40:40.079 --> 01:40:43.039
walk right in, walk right in
the place, Donald Duckett, right right

1521
01:40:43.119 --> 01:40:46.079
past, and they won't even notice
you. The only representation we don't really

1522
01:40:46.079 --> 01:40:49.800
have is like any queer representation of
any kind. That's fine, It's really

1523
01:40:49.800 --> 01:40:53.640
fine. I didn't miss it.
So much is going on you could not

1524
01:40:53.720 --> 01:40:57.760
possibly miss it. Yeah, yeah, So I think I'm going to give

1525
01:40:57.800 --> 01:41:00.760
this a high score. I don't
really have any complain. I mean it,

1526
01:41:00.760 --> 01:41:04.119
it's, to be clear, not
a particularly good movie. It's shaggy

1527
01:41:04.119 --> 01:41:11.359
all. To be extremely clear,
it makes almost no sense. The fact

1528
01:41:11.640 --> 01:41:16.079
the situation she finds herself in that
she continually puts herself in betray the survival

1529
01:41:16.079 --> 01:41:20.279
instincts of a of a three month
old infant, like there's nothing there.

1530
01:41:20.800 --> 01:41:25.640
Am I gonna give this like a
nine? Yeah, Like, I just

1531
01:41:26.680 --> 01:41:29.760
not for the quality of the movie
too. Again, to be very clear,

1532
01:41:29.760 --> 01:41:31.800
we're not saying this is a ninety
percent good movie. That's like how

1533
01:41:31.800 --> 01:41:35.600
we always are where we're like it's
a tube, but watch it. Yeah,

1534
01:41:35.640 --> 01:41:40.359
who cares how racist it is?
It's a great movie. This is

1535
01:41:40.479 --> 01:41:43.640
not a great movie. It is
fun, Like if you come across it

1536
01:41:43.680 --> 01:41:46.000
on like on on cable one day, you'll have fun watching agreed. Yeah,

1537
01:41:46.079 --> 01:41:49.319
Like, but it's it's very,
very shaggy. It's not particularly good

1538
01:41:49.319 --> 01:41:54.640
and it powers drun whoopee. But
as far as aging, well, it

1539
01:41:54.640 --> 01:41:58.159
commits no sins. Agreed. So
I'm gonna give it a nine out of

1540
01:41:58.239 --> 01:42:02.319
ten movies based on Rolling Stone songs. Yeah, I mean honestly, I

1541
01:42:02.399 --> 01:42:05.680
was. I was thinking almost a
ten. Oh wow, I would I

1542
01:42:05.720 --> 01:42:10.800
would even go ten because it's it's
diverse, lots of like I said,

1543
01:42:10.800 --> 01:42:13.439
lots of female roles. At first, I was like, does it pass

1544
01:42:13.439 --> 01:42:15.880
the Bechdel test? It squeaks by? It does squeak by on that count.

1545
01:42:15.960 --> 01:42:20.279
Like, again, we don't know
anything about whoopi Goldberg's like characters like

1546
01:42:20.319 --> 01:42:25.520
inner life aside from the fact that
she likes like old tiny things, yeah,

1547
01:42:25.560 --> 01:42:29.520
and murder stories and murder stories and
so like maybe on that front,

1548
01:42:29.560 --> 01:42:31.680
but but again, it's so shaggy
already. I don't really need like her.

1549
01:42:31.880 --> 01:42:34.640
I don't really need like the monologue
where you find out she's an orphan,

1550
01:42:34.840 --> 01:42:39.159
yeah, and and like move to
the city with like a pipe dream,

1551
01:42:39.239 --> 01:42:42.239
like like I don't I don't know
the movie could handle that kind of

1552
01:42:42.239 --> 01:42:45.520
way. Sure. Frankly, I'm
gonna meet you where you're at. I'm

1553
01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:46.680
gonna give it a nine. Okay, I'm afraid to give it a ten

1554
01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:50.920
because I'm like, they're a little
more depth would have been nice to have,

1555
01:42:51.239 --> 01:42:55.720
and I think the movie needs at
least slightly more depth to get all

1556
01:42:55.720 --> 01:42:59.720
the way to a ten. But
it's it's pretty great. It's pretty funny.

1557
01:42:59.800 --> 01:43:03.119
It's so dumb, it's so so
dumb, but it's it's like a

1558
01:43:03.159 --> 01:43:08.680
cartoon and like, Whoopy Goldberg is
a super nova for sure. So yeah,

1559
01:43:08.880 --> 01:43:13.560
nine out of ten films based on
the songs of the Rolling Stones,

1560
01:43:13.800 --> 01:43:16.039
The Rolling Stones Uvra, The Rolling
Stones Ubra. We're not going to do

1561
01:43:16.079 --> 01:43:19.960
another one because frankly, we ran
out of rolling I'm like, is there

1562
01:43:19.960 --> 01:43:24.560
when we haven't touched Let's Spend the
Night Together? Did we do that one?

1563
01:43:24.600 --> 01:43:31.000
Okay, Let's Spend the Night Together
is about two? It is about

1564
01:43:31.079 --> 01:43:33.760
to All of these movies are about
animals. Have you noticed that? Or

1565
01:43:33.760 --> 01:43:39.159
like? Or like? Okay,
without this, Let's Spend the Night Together

1566
01:43:39.239 --> 01:43:45.039
is the Jesus Christ story. Jesus
and Mary are played by Miguel and Mariah

1567
01:43:45.119 --> 01:43:47.119
Carey. Yeah, yep, yep, yeah, Let's spend the Night Together.

1568
01:43:47.159 --> 01:43:51.880
It is a retelling of the Jesus
Christ story. It is deeply disturbing.

1569
01:43:54.239 --> 01:43:57.560
You thought the passion of the Christ
was moist, wait till you see

1570
01:43:57.600 --> 01:44:00.560
Let's spend the Night Together. There's
more songs than you think you can cram

1571
01:44:00.600 --> 01:44:03.199
into that story. Yeah, Frankly, Uh, Erica, do you have

1572
01:44:03.239 --> 01:44:05.600
a pallette cleanser you want to offer? Or are you just gonna tell people

1573
01:44:05.640 --> 01:44:09.960
to watch watch Jeff Jack. I
mean I'd say, like this whole month,

1574
01:44:10.039 --> 01:44:13.319
watch movies directed by women. Yeah, full stop, Right, So

1575
01:44:13.600 --> 01:44:16.960
whatever floats your boat. If you're
if if you like artsy FARTSI movies Sofia

1576
01:44:17.000 --> 01:44:20.479
Coppola for example. Yeah, for
Kelly Ryan Hart, Yeah, Kelly reyin

1577
01:44:20.560 --> 01:44:25.359
Hart, that's advanced artsy FARTSI.
But that's good artsy FARTSI that's a good

1578
01:44:25.359 --> 01:44:28.119
poll. Other Penny Marshall films.
She did League of their Own, which

1579
01:44:28.159 --> 01:44:31.640
is a perfect movie. But yeah, I just watch female led films and

1580
01:44:31.680 --> 01:44:33.760
this one is good. This one's
a fun watch. Yeah. I didn't

1581
01:44:33.760 --> 01:44:36.600
come up with a palate cleanser because
I'm like, there's you might not like

1582
01:44:36.640 --> 01:44:40.119
this film. You want to watch
it, but you don't need a pallet

1583
01:44:40.239 --> 01:44:43.439
cleanse after this. It's it's like
we give it nines, all right,

1584
01:44:43.600 --> 01:44:46.279
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1585
01:44:46.279 --> 01:44:49.800
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1588
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1591
01:45:08.920 --> 01:45:13.079
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1592
01:45:13.119 --> 01:45:16.239
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1593
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1594
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determine one of our subjects this month.

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In particular is a real quirker.
Head on over to patreon dot com slash

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that aged Well podcast to find out
more. Speaking of which Erica, some

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tears on the Patreon do come with
thanks from a podcast character. And today

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we're hearing from you know, it's
been a few weeks since we've heard from

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this, from this, from this
Oscar darling. I'm very excited to welcome

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01:45:57.600 --> 01:46:02.039
back miss Catherine Hepburn. What shall
I do? Am? I do I

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speak into this microphone? Who are
you? Are you Scarsdale? I'm Paul,

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miss Hepburn. Hello, Paul,
would you do me a favorite?

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Paul be a darling. Go downstairs
and tell Spencer to get my mojito and

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bring it up here. Please,
thank you, darling. Oh, I

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love a microphone. This reminds me
of Jack Lemon's penis surprisingly big at the

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top. Well, I'm waiting for
the ferry to bring me the mohito.

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I would just like to thank Pixie
for listening to that Aged Dwell. Peter

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Peter with Paul, Paul, hurry
up with my mohito? Do it?

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I need to get Scarsdale back,
but we lost him in Provincetown and we

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haven't heard from him in weeks.
I'm so sorry it took so long,

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Miss Hepburn. Here here's the mohito
m That is one delicious beverage. It

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reminds me of a trip I took
to Cuba once with daision Nez. Oh.

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We had a wonderful night. He
and Dorothy Dandridge and I. We

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got naked on the beach and froliced
all night. We also did things that

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started the revolution. Let's just say
that Dorothy Dandridge really crushed my mint that

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night, and Daisionz put his selza
water all into my mot itoe. Well,

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I see my car is here,
and by my car, I mean

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Spencer with a wheelbarrow. I've got
to go to lou Fake Scarsdale. She

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seems to have difficulty telling homosexuals apart, which is very odd because she was

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married to one. Well maybe that's
the problem. That was the problem.

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By the way, Spencer Tracy was
not homosexual. Both of them were bisexual.

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That's what to be clear that his
bisexuals and I am not here for

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it. Erica, do you have
any final thoughts on Jumping Jack Flash?

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What is your favorite movie based on
a rolling stone? Aside from gimme shelter.

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Oh you know, I'm gonna say, get off my cloud. Okay.

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A lot of people haven't seen because
it's actually in French. It is

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French. It's a French film,
and it's about a man who runs a

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unicycle repair shop who also floats up
to the sky at night and rides a

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cloud. Voiceovers, I'm so bad
with names these days. Oh wow,

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Jeff, Nope, the other one, Oh wow. I'm trying to say

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that you can do an impression of
the person, mostly Wes Anderson movies.

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It's not bad now, I hear
it.