It's just like the old radio show with the additibility to swear a lot from
a mac of All Trade studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dods Juke
Bram. It's bilified the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Thanks for getting your pawn on. Thanks for telling a friend. That's how
we spread the word about the pirate ship. Man. I can't believe two
West Siders were hanging out on the east side Fairport Music Fest and you're over
here yesterday yesterday. Yeah, for what I had to pick up my girlfriend's
I had to pick up her granddaughter's car. So she loved to hear from
them. Yeah. It was like way off a side street. Yeah.
Yeah, it's a way off from the music fest. Yeah. Wow,
look at this as we found it in a situation I was drinking too much.
Do they call you a situation? No, But that's a smart thing.
I think that's awesome. But do they call you like Papa Mark or
No? You don't call me any of that. No, no, nothing.
You want to keep going, dickhead, who's sitting in Grandma. That's
very loving of you to drive out here and do that. That was no
I didn't do it. She drove out here. I was just with them.
No, that's what I'm saying. Along we went to the Red We
went to the Red Wings game earlier. Yeah, and we were all there,
okay, and then he went. Then we drove. Then her granda
was there, and so you were. You were a ride to get our
car. Well. I like to see that you guys had fun on the
East Side, because on the West Side and you guys did it again.
They ruined National Cinema Day at Tintaltown Bard at the movies. Everything was good
till about four thirty and then something in the air changed and the everybody started.
I don't know what. I don't know what happened, because how it
rolls on the West Side, well, everybody screws everything you and I think
it is. I think it's like it's close to the city, it was
cheap, the kids are out of school. It sounded like a bunch of
kids running around because I was trying to Uh, they're blaming youth, is
what they're blaming. And I think the police wouldn't say exactly what had happened
in their press conference, but I went on Reddit and I saw somebody go
now these They said that it happened around four thirty. This person said,
I was in the six twenty Oppenheimer and in between previews, I heard a
loud commotion from outside the theater, which concerned and alerted me. Now,
if I hear alloud commotion nowadays, the fuck you think I'm sign I'm getting
the FU out of them? Are you? Yeah? I mean I know
it sounds like you maybe it's over reaction, like I probably wait and go
at, can't be can't be right, I'd be hoping I'm wrong. I
mean I'm right. I mean, I'm hoping I'm right. That's what I'm
saying. My popcorn, I'm show I'm gonna mid something right now. Coming
on the east side of a we were just kind of talking about it.
Coming on east side is so much noiser than the than the last. Is
that it's because word of what they're doing across the canal today. But they're
doing a little concert outside and which gets along. Porterhouse always has something going
on? Is that which this place? Yeah? But that's my my wine
and cheese bark in the underneath it. Yeah, Okay, that's where she
has always doing something nice. It's Monday night. There's something nice going on
now, granted we leave here in this town is like sleeping. It is
the sidewatching. There's nothing like that going on in Greece. I can tell
that well, but nowhere in Greece, because I thought, like parts of
North Greece are nice. I think Spencerport, I mean very nice. Yeah,
but you're right, well, bet right. I mean the biggest thing
the town does is they do some shows at the town hall, and that
they don't use anything on the canal. They don't do anything like that.
Like there's a lot of a lot of tone, you know, stones are
left unturned. I mean, well, like I said last night, I'm
looking at im at windjammers of the night and I'm just looking at them,
like, why don't we have a boardwalk like wild Water Ocean City exactly.
I've said that for years though these days you could change it if you wanted
to. You could change it down town if you wanted to. But you
gotta have the leaders that want to change it. That's the problem. Yeah,
it is. And I think he starts in I don't know, like
you could get teenagers or teenagers anywhere, right, mostly kids riding skateboards and
things. I saw him going through the parking lot last night, like eleven
eleven thirty. They were fine, they weren't doing anything well here, yeah,
you know, but but you guys had twenty thousand people here for a
music festival. Problem By should retire at grease cop He goes, this is
the best job ever. He goes, I got a gun just in cases
of shooting, but other than that, I just stand here and just make
sure nothing happens. He most, nothing has happened all weekend. Most people
are most people are behaving, and there was. It was funny because Greg
Connors was in last night and we were all kind of hanging out. We're
walking out of iron smoke, and I guess these two kids, who were
for more of an urban setting go, man, what's going on over there?
And the other guy goes, it's a food cart. Remember it's Fairport.
They saw a group of people and they didn't know what was happening.
It was late at night, most of the event had ended, and one
of the kids, I guess, sounded concerned. That's the way Greg interpreted
that. The west Side guy completely missed it. We just went by and
go ahead, He's getting food, get shake. It is nobody getting shot,
you know, But I'd be fighting over a movie. I'd be pissed
off if I were in Oppenheimer, which is a three hour movie. I'm
an hour and a half in and they evacuate everybody, So evacuate everybody that
was watching movies too. Yeah, building, they blocked up tops that locked
down. Then they went over to tops and they were stealing stuff from tops.
And somebody said, we were just there, And I'm pretty sure the
fight started from our theater. A bunch of people talking throughout the movie.
People behind us yelled and people in front yelled back, and a bunch ran
out. Shortly after the police came in and yelled at everyone to get out.
I don't know if it's a rumor or not, but I heard it
was not just a centralized Rochester thing. I heard it was a whole across
the country. It was a planned thing to do to disrupt the four dollar
movies. Really, what a bunch of pricks. This is all like a
prime. This was the TikTok thing. Fuck you China and your TikTok.
I want to find, I want to find. I don't know how true
I heard that. No, it makes sense. Though it makes sense.
We have to go off to go like when we take a moment and see
if we can find any other stories about that, because I go, I
did shitty things when I was young. I don't I don't remember big fights
like that, and I don't know. And could something like that happen on
the east side? Sure it doesn't get twenty thousand people and no, but
yeah, those are mature adults. Yeah, professionals. Yeah, twenty five
hours to get in. Yeah, and most people, most of the kids,
even if they came, weren't gonna. There were a lot of young
people there. There was a lot of young kids, very well behaved by
the way. Yeah, they weren't gonna. Uh, there's got to be
video of what happened at Tinseltown. I couldn't find it anywhere today. I
don't know where to look. Do you know where to look? There were
rocking Channel ten? No, Channel ten might have had it on there.
Yeah, oh, because I saw it this morning and nobody had hanging up.
It wasn't much. They saw people running around, you know. Actually
I saw it on Actually I saw it on ticktock and I didn't realize it
was Rochester and then I saw it on Channel ten. Yeah, and then
you know they released well don't they have? Like Okay, so recently on
Rock gun Mad, they showed video of kids on BMX bikes riding through East
Few Mall popping wheelies and they had filmed the whole thing, and I go,
that's the kind of stuff that starts to give people like they don't want
it. They get nervous. I mean, I think it's kind of nothing.
Maybe funny, but it's not gonna be funny to everybody. And what
happened at Rondecois Mall, it just kind of went away. And Greece is
becoming that way now, well Greece, but they seem to have it under
control. No, they have that horse. Police are amazing. I will
say that. Yes, police are absolutely amazing. They get things under control
when they're involved. Yeah, but unfortunately Wilma waits too long to get people
involved because they don't want to pay us are involved. They're phenomenal. I
always don't mess around the parental escort policy. They have, you got you
can't have. Yeah, I think it's after six now on on the weekend,
Well, it said an effect at four pm until like, I think
they changed it. I don't know if that was summer that they updated it
for. Maybe before that they were having a lot of problems down the full
court with fights, so I think they finally stomped up. They're saying that
anybody under the age of nineteen has to be escorted by someone who what are
the nineteen or a legal guardian. They're saying it has to be a legal
guardian, a parent and aunt or uncle or grandparent, and they can't have
more than five kids under your care. I mean, there's only six stores
to go to and they're all sneaker store? So, oh, is it
really No, it's not that bad. It's getting there, though, it's
it's still it's very Yeah, it's still have a l The got rid of
Yankee candle? Did that play's close? Yeah? Is that where you and
your girlfriend would go for a romantic Not? My girlfriend never told my girlfriend
there. I went there before, though. Do you want the dates?
What do you know? What did you what did you get smelling lotions?
Did you get like a vanilla smelling candle? Why do I think you got
some vanilla smelling kids? No? I would get no sending candles? Yeah,
what kind, what smell? What's your favorite team? Tell me you
have did you do a fall one? Like a pumpkin spice? I love
you? I love you honestly. God. You know what, No,
I don't care. I think basic white bitch. No. I kind of
like it. I kind of like it. It's okay, it's good for
you. It's an expensive it's expensive though. Yeah, I can't imagine back
then. I mean, this is when when I took care of my mom,
I'd buy no candles and stuff like that, and it would be thirty
thousand a candle, thirty dollars a candle. That was I was just gonna
ask you. I say, that's okay, that's too bad. Six months
or five bucks again. And then then the Christmas one comes out and you
get the cocoa pepper man, and you know, you go with the theme
the thing. Okay, Now, if you walked into if a chick walks
into your place and it smells like that, does she start to wonder?
No about your No? What would you rather have the place smell good?
Or you want to freaking please smell like pess Now? I well, if
you're burning a candle, you're trying to cover something else, but I would
think, Okay, all right, that's a good point. Now, Now
I remember chicks liked candles, and you go over to a chick's house and
there would be a candle like she'd have like Vanilla. One of my girlfriends
like vanilla all the time. And Vanilla Vanella is to get rid of Vanilla
is used to get rid of weeds, smoking cigarette smoke. Okay, that's
Vanilla's use. Yeah, how do you know? I know everything? All
right? So well she I don't know that there was any of that going
on. She used like the smell of vanilla. But I don't have a
candle. I don't have anything. I got nothing. I got my place
as clean as possible. But after a workout and ship I leave, there's
a trail. There's a trail from the fucking couch to the bathroom of clothes
as I just ripped them off and get in the shower. And then I
come back and I go, thank god I live the fuck alone, because
could I mean, and they're usually like sopping wet from sweat because I'm fat
and I'm trying to run and it's gross and its like dirty assholes. Yeah,
that's why I just stay fat. I don't have to worry about the
sweaty clothes. Dirty Asshole would be a great candle you could get from somebody.
Dirty Asshole comes with the Gwyneth Paltrow candle. Yeah, uh well,
I hate seeing this stuff. I hope it was a TikTok thing now only
because I hate thinking like it's always something in ron, you know what I
mean, everything gets a bad reputation. I hate would hate to see people
not going to the movies because now they're nervous. Say they weren't going anyways,
Now they're just ruining it, you know. Yeah, I mean if
they're closing what's their Tinseltown Eastview and yeah, and Pittsford Yeah yeah, the
Regal out in Henrietta close right. They're trying to reopen the one in Grease,
but I haven't heard anything new about it. They are they're supposed to
be called Apple and they serve food. They weren't supposed to serve food.
I met the owners and we were going to do the food actually for their
Pittsford location. Wait, who the owners of that? The one that owned
the Pittsford one, and they wanted to open Grease. I met the guy's
real nice guys that came in for lunch. I met with them. They
want us to do the food out in Pittsford. I thought we had some
kind of agreement, and then all of a sudden, next thing I know,
they're announcing that they're gonna do food in Grease. I'm like, well,
okay, So I don't know if they were just trying to get some
idea. Did they sell to somebody new the Grease one, No, the
Pittsford one I thought was under new ownerships out of California. These guys,
and it's both they own Grease and oh man, I would have been awesome.
So Pittsford was supposed to be a big one. You know, a
restaurant in the front and in the movie theater in the back, which is
probably a great idea of people are gonna go out to dinner to a movie.
You can go to one place, one part of the job. Right,
you're done. They had a great idea, But I don't haven't heard
from since the one over on cent them over on Clinton Avenue. Does that
now they do yeah? Dinner? Yeah? Food. In fact, I
think they're the only one because I don't think Pittsford's open yet, so they're
the only ones doing it because they advertise it that way right there, and
there's still wait, I'm taking to one of the old theater theater. We
fixed it up, and yeah, I guess it's really nice. I don't
go to the movies anymore too, No, I know, Dollar, I
always I always liked the movie. I like seeing movies on big like matis
cool. Yeah right, you need a top gun, Maverick. You needed
to see that in the big screen. I saw that on my ipan.
So but we did see it. Does it You did the same at the
movie theater, though, he did. I'm not seen Create three. Oh
no, I think I did. I think I watched it on at home.
Yeah. When first sports movie on the on the Imax. Yeah,
oh really yeah? Yeah. I always liked those boxing movies there was boxing,
yeah yeah, yeah, because they show you more, there's drama behind
it, all that boing. The other seven people in the place really enjoyed
it. Now, there are certain things we can't we can't do anymore,
right, these kids fucking around in the theater. People all overread it thinking
that there was going to be a shooting. So in a Walmart today in
Seneca Falls, Uh, did you see this? According to police, a
guy walked in there addressed as a cowboy with a gun strapped to his leg,
and of course everybody freaks the fuck out, and I'm going screw this
guy. I don't know what the point was. I don't know if you're
doing a social experiment, if you're doing but if you walk in anywhere in
public with a gun like just like that, like it was a long gun,
I don't know what it was. It turned out to be a toy
gun. But you know all the police response, they evacuate the store,
everybody over and we can all laugh. It's over reaction. But you don't
thank you, Matt. No one knows. I'm like, fuck you,
dude. You gotta pay for all the services that come out, and then
you know what you gotta do. You gotta be the guy, because I
guarantee in Seneca Falls they don't put their carts back in the cart bay.
You gotta put all the carts and what you signed. I think that that's
gotta be. You gotta pay for that, and you gotta do that kind
the ones with the bad wheels, which are ninety percent of them, Walmart's
got to start looking at their Upstate stores and really just use that to focus
on their delivery service. Just you don't want to get shot, can I?
Walmart delivery service don't Upstate New York? I forgot at the beginning of
the year I signed up. I paid in advance for one year of free
delivery from Walmart and then and so it's the greatest thing. And I think
that Walmart has more options in terms of brands than even Wegmans. When you
get me started on Wegmans, they're not a sponsor, right, No,
okay, what's up? Harm fucking get rid of ninety ninety cent Wegman's pop.
Well, hang on a second, now, hang on, hang on.
I heard your theory in this, and I don't agree with your theory.
All right, I can't wait to hear this. What was that you
said it was because of the aspertam in Well, it's the margin. You're
selling it for ninety cents where you can sell cote for two fifty eighty eight
cents. But I think that it was. It could be. It could
be the margin. There's usually got to follow the money. The only thing
that's weird is the CDC had just come out or the WHO the World Health
Organization just came out and had all this shit about aspartame, which they've been
studying since it came out and what seventy four, seventy five, then it
went away in eighty but it was back in eighty one. Well, that
would be the only thing. That's the only one that has aspect guarantee.
You're buying coke for the same pressure making W pop for you can sell that
for two fifty. You're selling W Pop for eighty nine. If you look,
they're getting rid of a lot of their own brands that are bringing in
great value, like Walmart Wagments. If you watch, if you look at
what they're doing, like if you look at their medicines and stuff, they're
they're changing that great. So they're still gonna sell a generic brand. But
unfortunately, I like the Wegs Pop man. When I had the boys coming
thereat two Leaders for eighty eight, right, I went to go. I
went to look at two Leaders today and they're freaking three dollars. That's three
freaking Wegmans I can have. And they tasted and they taste the same.
Now there's no way Weagonars got rid of all of them. Yeah, the
thing that they're somewhere in a warehouse we find these to the dollars. I
was at the Ridge Mount Wegmans gesture. I swear to got a guy had
a cart full, I mean over the top full of two leader pops.
He must have been buying everything they had left. They had him left there,
he had his cart. I'm tony, it was full, and I
don't know how they weren't falling out an asshole. Oh. I went to
Mount Read and I just went over and just looked at the empty shelf.
It was like, I'm like one of your Yankee camels. Yeah, you
get one of the coolest smell and one. But I mean, you know,
I'm come on, I mean that's lame. You're probably right on the
margin thing. It's just the timing of it was perfect then because it just
came out, like in July, this big study came out about it.
So then they talk to these and the Aspartain people. Hey, we're gonna
drop this here. By the way, if you drink a lot of any
of this ship, yeah, it's not good for you. Right, you
shouldn't be drinking this shit anyway, not not a ton of it a little
bit of everything in moderation, we think. I mean, well, I
get the I guess after Saturday night when always right? Nothing about thirty five
packs of water are five dollars, yeah, which are perfect. I drink
water. The only time I want like a coke or something is you know,
when I'm eating or not. You know, I don't. I don't
drink the coke like I usually like a little pick me up once in one.
And our real leader is a dollar store for a dollar and a quarter,
buddy, get the three leader jobs. How do they taste though,
no idea. That's the problem with dollar store. They're still good. What
you liked it, I didn't think it was good. I'm with you.
I could tell I'm not. I'm not a pop guy, but I didn't
really think different. It had a different taste, much different. Yeah,
but I don't. I don't drink what the Wegmans one sure was. H
Well, there you go. RC always tasted different. So then that kind
of shoot your margins down because our c coal is going to charge more than
what Wegmans could buy it in Canada. That's all I know. Yeah,
the problem with this they have all these you know, food do you feel
good about. So they gotta be careful. They're selling is under their name,
but under Coke. Who cares if it kills you? Well, that
was what I thought, Matt. That was why I thought maybe they are
trying to do this, this is their marketing thing. Didn't they just close
the store somewhere Massachusetts? Yeah, And I have no idea why that would
be. I don't understand. Opens one New York City is gonna be amazing
in Manhattan, Nhattan Upper West Side. Yeah, it's gonna be coming.
Uh. We'll take a moment when we come back. What's going on with
your boy, Dak? What's happening in Dallas? Don't even let that sweat
you. No, No, don't even sweat a lot of attention, a
lot of attention being play to this trade coming all right, we like we
like trash quarterbacks obviously, but we're gonna suck. We'll take you, we'll
give you all right. We'll get to that next. But first, bTB
in the mall at Grease Ridge, you brought the bill of fried and I
just want you to know that someone did send me, uh to our online
five five two or six eighty sixty six. They go I'm having it right
now. And they sent me a picture from bTB eating the bill of fried.
It's two thick slices of one Kevin's invention, yep, which I gotta
say, man, you might have a very good you could start making like
a recipe book, you know what I mean, a little backyard recipe book
or no. But I'm thinking, like, so dads didn't know how to
stay shit. Fry up some baloney, garlic aoli. I mean, you
know, garlic aoli. You know it sounds very fancy to me with melted
cheddar and get those banana peppers on there. It's absolutely delicious. I got
a sneak preview next month. I god, theret see some of the burgers
next month. Really, there's two burgers that are gonna be unbelievable. Man.
So you got like just work just to relax there. You got a
few more days then to get the Caesar pizza, which you absolutely loved.
What was the thing you wanted tonight that they trees are? Yeah, we
sold out today and it's just make it. There's no way we're gonna sell
enough by you know Fridays. Right, But isn't that amazing? Yeah?
Yeah, the food is phenomenal. I wish that had worked out with the
theater, yeah, because that would have been a hit. Well, you
know, you gotta get an investor over here. We can't get one over
here. Oh yeah, gotta extend me somebody with some money. I know
a few people. I do know some people with dollars. Few few.
That camera wasn't on me, wasn't that part? I think you're appointing.
And starts and football starts. Oh, I know college football this weekend right
here? What was last week? And week zero? Yeah? Notre Dame
played Saturday? Ye, Saturday in Ireland. Yeah they lost, right,
no one, that's right. That's right to beat name and East Side teams.
When you come out to West Side to play Greece and Hilton stop stop.
Yeah, I might talk Greg it is stopping in. Yeah, it's
a great game. There's a Winster game this Friday, Friday. Yeah,
this Friday is there Pittsford mend and they're playing Hilton. Yep, they're playing
Hilton. So everything's getting underway. High school, college and of course the
NFL. You know what, we used to do a high school fantasy football
draft just to let kids talked about. Yeah, when I was on.
Yeah, it was a great idea, just for people to call up and
talk about, you know, my nephews are running back and blah blah blah.
We get all these things and when we draft a team, and uh,
it was pretty hard to find out the point, right, They couldn't
find everything. But it was in the spirit of fun. And he really
did a nice job covering varsity football. Coach coach varsity football for years at
Churchville and it was phenomenal. It was in the paper all the time.
Why are we just learning this now? Yeah, their own all right,
hang on because I got a great story today about a coach in some trouble.
Oh yeah, high school coach in trouble. But bTB get to it.
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remember being so excited as a kid when Eddie Murphy put this shitty album out,
but doesn't nest Man. I went to talking about put a telephone pole
but party all the time. He didn't sound bad. I don't he actually
didn't. Well that was Rick James helped him with that. So I'm trying
to remember the musician. I'm thinking in my head somebody said Eddie Murphy went
to them and said it has a whole music room in his house like a
recording studio, and tried to get him to produce an album. God,
I can't remember who it was. I was like, shot, why does
Barry Gordy bring a bell for me on that? No? This wasn't Verry
Gordy. This is somebody like I don't know if it was like a Farrell
or if it was Dah but somebody said that Eddie, or if he had
a whole thing and he was really trying to get like really pushing for another
album another oh another album? No no, no, no, no,
no no. But what a talent to dude, in all honesty right out
there. What do you think he could get on a tour right now if
he went out and did all the different Yeah, he keep money. How
how big would that tour beach? Yeah? I want to say huge too.
But then the other thing, you know, it's hard to remember.
It's like my son's Oh no they do. I was gonna say, they
don't know him as a stand up. They know him as Donkey from Shrek.
They know him as Doctor Doolittle. They knew him from a lot of
the family. Uh what was it Daddy day Camp or something that he did,
and you know they knew that kind of stuff. So I don't know
if they knew him a stand up. But you know what, what his
old acts don't play or would he get canceled immediately doing his old act?
Oh, there's a lot of it that couldn't. I don't think that whole
serial bit you could play him and Richard Pryor Definitely, I feel like he
might be able to pull away with it if he's doing that, if he's
going out and saying I'm doing hilarious. Yeah, but I know, but
I think most people now. He supposedly was supposed to be doing a whole
new stand up thing, like he was going to go on tour doing small
clubs and warming up. And I thought there was a Netflix deal because I
thought he had like a you know, one of these deals like Rock had
with seventy million dollars deals with Netflix. But I don't know. Because they
did that, we'd watch it. I mean a lot of older people watch
it, right, Anybody above thirty thirty five would probably watch that all day
long. I hate the fact that we say we're old because what did they
do? They did coming to America too. Yeah, it sucked. It
just it just wasn't like Hills Cop was great. The second one was like
this bullshit, come up with something new, damn it. The album that
he made with Party all the Time, Yeah, was a bet between him
and prior for a Hunter Grand that he couldn't put an album out. Okay,
I've never I've never heard of that, but that very well could be,
I guess. But the reason we played this is during the break,
Mark goes, I watched the movie that I heard people say was the best
thing I've ever seen, and he goes, we couldn't stop watching it.
What was it called? But boy? But boy? Is it? So?
How old is the person? The person he's the but the main characters
got to be in his in his thirties and then it goes on nine it
goes from uh, it goes nine years later. Okay, so it should
be button man, it doesn't matter. But okay, so what shouldn't so?
But boy just hides things in his butt. He no, he his
butts on a different universe. He want, yeah, but was it was
like he had powers or something. So he hated it his mind. What
he did was he went, he went and got a what do you call
it? When he sticks here? Bob? But they found the town in
there, and so he liked the locker. He liked it when they when
they put because he was like, oh, So he went home and he
started sticking things up his bi Remember I hang on you just reminded me.
There's a guy I know who did not have anesthesia when he did it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you really got enjoy. He didn't want
to be he didn't want to be all groggy. I think he had something
to do and mixed up the time. So figured why I can't get back
in for this long? When he was trying to move the appointment, I'll
just do it, but I won't take the doctor's not putting any but that
camera in my ass. I'm not getting Yeah. So this guy liked this
stuff up his butt, right, so he started putting you know, his
kids. Was he getting sexual gratification? I don't, but it didn't seem
like it. It was weird. It was like he didn't. It just
seemed like he liked it for that second. That was that, and then
he just forgot about it. Then, No, he wouldn't forget it.
He would start using things and putting him up there. He would he'd still
his dog that he hated putting him up his butt, and the dog lives.
Well, yeah, that goes up in the town hangs out. Oh
that's where you find out and towards them where the movie goes. What sick
Baszard This movie I'm dying to know. I actually have to look it up.
It's called and and You're gonna be surprised. It has fucking good reviews.
Who is there anybody we know in it? There's not one person you'll
know it's it's the Pylor Cornack wrote it with Ryan konch Or Cook. Yes,
but boy, all right, here's the Wikipedia. I'm but boy A.
Chip Gutchel, an I specialist and recovering alcoholic, develops a compulsive behavior
after a routine rectal exam where anything he inserts into his amus mysteriously disappears.
His obsession escalates, leading to the disappearance of small objects, pets, and
eventually people. Detective Russell Fox becomes suspicious of chips involvement and investigates the mysterious
disappearance, while Chips struggles to keep his secret hidden. Tension builds as the
detective gets closer to the truth, culminating in a climactic confrontation that reveals the
extent of Chip's compulsion. At least was a climax that's rotten tomatoes. The
film holds an approval rating of seventy one percent based on fifty nine reviews,
but still people out there good reviews. I just don't know if I could
write a good review about it. But the site's consensus reads, uh,
it's premise invites low expectations, but viewers who sit down in search of boldly
humorous provocateuh provocations won't leave. But boy broken hearted, we couldn't stop watching
it. Yeah, and and me and my brother we still we're still talking
about So you watched it with your brother? Yeah, because he heard he
heard the same thing on the same show as this is recommended, So this
is on on to Yeah, it's two bees like a free Yeah. I
think they run ads or something. Yeah, yeah, what the hell kind
of ads did they run during that movie? Rectal exams? Was that pooping
the box? Right? Don't have anything up here but pop in a box
and send it in. I'm trying. When did it come out? Mark?
Do you know? I don't know, actually should be able to find.
Oh. No, release date April fourteen, twenty twenty. Yeah,
there, he gets got the shot right there. It would have been on
theaters that we didn't have covidbuster for the Hollywood reporter John defroy Or for excuse
me, criticize criticizes describes the film as a juvenile gag and a constipated attempt
at cult comedy. He notes that the movie's attempts to be provocative and outrageous
result in confusion rather than entertainment, and it will only appeal to a very
specific sort of irony hungry movie goer, who, while leaving most others unimpressed,
it was confusing. I still don't understand a lot of stuff that that
happened. You know, I don't know if I missed it, but I
mean the guy it was, it was you ever watched something a movie that's
uncomfortable? Yes, this was so. I was so may I ask who
you were watching it with? My brother? Just you and your brother just
we both heard it. We were we both heard about it. Were drinking
involved, Oh we were already. Yeah, we were drinking all day.
You're thinking about a lot of these independently funded movies. Every once in a
while, one hits like super Troopers, right, yeah, I mean you
take your shot. I'm thinking book Boys. It's taking shots, but it's
not getting anywhere. Just the title alone, I go, man, that's
why. But you know, like I said on two different radio shows that
it was called one of the best movies ever. So I got a checking
out. I thought he retired from radio? What what? Now? What
radio show I used to listen when kin I get up early to go to
work. Yeah, so in my six minute rider, listen to the news
junkies. Okay, they will be on yep okay? And are they still
on? No? Okay, but they were on zero station, went to
music yes, okay, and then and then I'm deater on Rover called it
the best I had two different people called it the best movie they've seen.
Okay, Now I don't know curiosity, I don't know these these characters,
the news junkies. I knew a little bit of some of the guys on
that show, so I would take them with a little more than I would
the other show. But it was two. It was, like I said,
it was to hear two positive reviews. I get it, all right,
it's called butt Boy, and we're like, how can this be the
best movie? I guess this way we watched, I want to see how
this is called the best movie ever. And what those assholes did was they
suckered us in watching this weekend it Probably I was just gonna say, somebody
did some crowds. I know where the back button is. It would have
been back to the to the menu. There's no way I watch, I
give you credit. There's no way I canna say. I couldn't stop.
It was like we wanted to, I go, let's turn a certain thing
off. And actually I'd have to be high or something. You probably get
invested if you get into because the story, there was a story. The
story was following. I mean, there was a story to it, but
it was just what it was. And we're just going, you know,
when we were cringing. I mean it was like, but we couldn't you
know, couldn't I said, when when I told you about the one?
But to be bought it right, that's the thing to all right, But
you're talking about it worked out, all right. I want to get to
Matt being a coach, a high school varsity football coach. It's hard to
follow that story. Come on, but they probably I don't think they had
they had a water boy, not a butt boyzing thing. But when you
were on so what did were you like an a head coach coordinator? I
was just an assistant, an assistant coach. Did they have like line coaches
and stuff for the kids. Yeah, so were your offense? Defense?
Did mostly defense, but I did offense and defensive line. Okay, And
how long did you do it for? So I did that. I was
a defensive coordinator at a Geneva to sales for years. You were years out
in Seneca Falls. Yeah. So then after that I left and went to
Churchville took a job there for three years. And that's back when Averon Kyllier
Kevin Kyllier were there. So I got to coach Avery and he's a good
friend of mine. He's a great kid. But those were some great years,
man, a lot of fun. I miss it. You know,
it's very time consuming. People don't understand you're putting sixty hours in for nothing.
Yeah, it is for the love of the game. It was,
and you know you're talking like thirty five bucks. I always like a week.
Yeah. Yeah. I always liked the discipline that went with with football.
But what what was a line that you could get on a kid's ass,
so to speak if they messed up? It was? It was different
back then. There wasn't anybody crying about things. You know, you didn't
cross the line. You knew not to cross the line, Okay, you
know, you there wasn't problems with drills, like now you can't do certain
drills. You can't. How long was this, akim? So this was
I stopped in two thousand and nine, so we're fourteen years ago stopped.
Yeah, And it was just starting to get to the point where, like,
you know, parents were getting involved and it wasn't like that when I
first got in, you know, the peewee leagues. It was terrible.
I did do some peewee stuff earlier with younger kids and the parents who are
always up your ass about everything, you know, they knew everything sitting on
the sideline. You got the high school, you just kind of tuned it
out. Nobody listening to the parents anymore. But it was starting to get
bad in high school at the end in two thousand and nine. Was it
more because of concussion type stuff? No, No, everybody's you know,
everybody's a better coach than the head coach, and they shouldn't. They shouldn't
be the head coach. And you know, the same shit you hear about
Sean mcdermoll now scholarship. Yeah, we talked about what you're talking about a
high school coach who's a gym teacher more than unclear or you know, just
doing the right thing. He's spending sixty hours a week with your damn kid,
and and you know he's not appreciated by any stretch of the imagination.
Now, in the South, football is not I think it's intense everywhere,
but it is a little bit different. There's a lot more pomp and circumstance
around it. These kids are gods. I've walked into my kid lives in
Athens, Alabama. When I walked into the Athens, Alabama locker room,
holy shit, it was not like a locker room I room was it?
Now? Granted, I mean I'm old right by comparison, but I don't
remember high school locker rooms like this. They were. They were something.
They were the wide lockers for every st read a story. They're building a
like a thirty nine million dollars stadium in Texas for a high school. Thirty
nine million. That's just for the stadium. That doesn't include their locker rooms
or anything. Just the stadiums night lights. Yeah, explains it explains it
out what it's like down there. Yeah, they do. Ye. Well,
listen to this. This is a news story that came out over the
weekend from a game. I believe it was Friday night in the state of
Georgia. The high school football coach taken into custody in the middle of a
game. Today or Peachtree TV broadcast of Maze High versus Douglas County caught the
coach punching a player in the stomach. Now, I gotta tell you so,
I watched this a million times. I couldn't stop watching it because I'm
going to hang on a second now because i watched the guy and he comes
over and he's yelling at the kid, and it looks like he gives like
a jab. To the story, it's not a full on like they make
it sound like. He who it was like this jab, but the kid
does double over. I don't think the kids said anything. I think a
camera accidentally caught it. Sure, and I think when they went back their
watching whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't think I think this coach would
have gotten away with it. I don't think the kid would have said shit.
Atlanta Who's first reporter Joshua Skinner. He's been running down information all evening.
In this case, he's live for us outside of Edd s Henderson's stadium
in Midtown. So, Joshua, what do we know about what happened?
Now? I love now. All he needs to say is we don't know
a lot right now. But that's not what he says Harley an unexpected and
quite frankly shocking scene. Here is it? See football? Coach? Is
it? I had them grabbed me by the face mask rag? Yes,
now, I granted that was nineteen eighty something versus the tooth grown by the
face mask kicked in the ass. Yes, Oh my god, I was
thinking the same thing. I played six years of football, and man,
you did not with the coach you had the butt padded. It was usually
got kicked in. Yeah, I'm a fucking linman because I'm a fat guy.
Alright. The Liman would always get kicked in the ascids. Get your
ass down. You're too high, you're too high, and he would kick
it. What did come through it? And push you right now? Push
you down. I remember a coach Strong. He used to put his that
was his name Strong. He would put his knee on the back of guys.
Come on, come on, ye play with this. You're today In
a game between Douglas County and Maize High, took place at Eddie s Henderson
Stadium is part of the Great Atlanta Bash Now. It was one of three
games played here today. As such, it was broadcast on Peach Tree TV,
which caught this whole is so on TV. This is why I swear
to you this kid said nothing. I think this did so because you go
right away right here this you go, oh, well, he'll getting a
little soft. I don't think so. But you shouldn't be hitting the kid.
No, you should not be. And you see this kid he kind
of yeah. Incident live check out this and they dropped their audio comes side
of the screen. You see a coach yelling at number twenty four for Maize
when he suddenly punches him in the stomach. He's screaming at this kid and
then just gives him like I couldn't tell if he took like it was an
open hand and he just kind of like, hey, come on, man,
like that or it was a closed fist. But the kid does go
over like he got punched in the stomach and they hit just right. It
doesn't take much. I'd like to know if it was an open hand or
not. I couldn't tell. I'm telling you, man, I went like
that was all day like that. Heals him over. Upon seeing this,
we immediately reached out to multiple agencies for comment. Here's what we know.
This happened in the first quarter and according to APS, do you imagine all
of a sudden, the cops show up that coach has no idea, none
of the players really know, call the TV station. This coach is what's
known as a lay coach, meaning he does not teach in the classroom,
and after the punch, law enforcement at the scene told us that he was
taken into custody and charged with simple battery. APS also said in a statement
he will face additional district administrative charges. Now. APS also just told us
a couple of hours ago that this is still an active investigation. As such,
they will not be releasing the name of this coach to the public at
this time. Now, we have also reached out to multiple no because people
would show up at his house, they know his name. That's true,
medium other agents. It sucks he's about this and now I'm thinking, like
just general fans, you know what I mean in the South, I don't
much worse than problem. Well, I have to I gotta find the way
to show you the video because I looked at it a bunch of times.
It doesn't look like he hits him too hard. I don't think the kids
said anything. The guy shouldn't be putting hands on the kid in any It
was certainly aggressive, maybe abusive, but definitely aggressive because he's yelling at the
kid. But I always just figure it's a twenty four. Seems like I
could be like a back or a corner or a safety. Was he just
trying to show them something like, you know, when you're pushing off,
do it this way? Not this way? Ken? Was it no type
of thing. No, this is a this is a frustration, like maybe
says slapping him on the ass, hit him in the front footing the Georgia
High School Association, the APS Director of Athletics office, as well as the
May's Principles office. We are still awaiting to hear back from all of them.
Reporting in Midtown Joshua Skinner, Atlanta News First, Joshua, thank you.
You know. I want to hear from who won the game. I
don't know because what the coach has gone. I want it. I want
to win it for coach. If they lost them, I want to hear
from the kid. I want to hear from the kid. I want to
hear from the parents. Yeah, because well only because we all we hear
is parents this parents that what do these parents go? Yeah, he wasn't
playing his position right, you know, he told the which one my kids,
I said, kick him in the ass as hard as you You're never
gonna hear it back latch from me. And of course I knew the coaches
and they and my kids hated it. They're like Jesus Christ. You know,
some of the best trees like shit because of you. Some of the
best coaches would like yell at the group, but be better one on one.
They knew, you know, hitting the kid is not well. I'll
have to show you this during the gotta send me this during the day so
I could check it out. And they didn't stop being soft. Well,
I don't think it's the kid, get h But my point is I don't
think the kids said anything. Somehow this peach Tree TV caught it and then
they blew it in immediately because somebody could care less. Again, let's hear
from the kid. Yeah, yeah, watch it turn out to be like
the kids father or uncle or something that's like yeah, that's like you're thinking
of right now, right, Yes, but I'm surprised in Georgia they actually
stopped us because it's it's down south man. They let things go with football.
Yeah they do, Yeah, they do. Those movies aren't lying?
Yes, well, I do wonder though in twenty twenty three, if you
just different, you probably shouldn't put your hand. You should well let me
reprace it. You should never put your hands on anybody. But I mean
a football coach kind of smacking it upside the helmet and didn't never seem bad
to me, actually hurt their hand more than her right, Yeah, grew
up fine, I mean, it's just a concussion. It didn't hurt that
bad. Snowflakes, obviously, it didn't affect my mental say it at all.
I'm not fucked up at all. All right, we'll take a moment
when we return. What's going on in Dallas? Speaking of football? Oh,
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Toronto dentil dot com. Now, I know this is more baseball, but
more baseball. That's not saying. I know this song is more about baseball,
but put me in coach, hit me coach. You know, baseball
has been kind of fun this year. Some of the Yankees suck. Yankees
are awful, are off no, But I mean Cincinnati's got some exciting young
players. I was whining. I mean Otani on four Baltimore pitching really well,
I don't know, it's just been kind of a time. He might
have screwed up his free agen see pretty bad. He might have might have
And I don't know anything about you know that, but they make it sound
like a lot of guys don't recover fully were still hit a double after.
It's the same injury that Josh Allen had, but it's the second time he's
had he's had Timmy John wants and he might have to have it again.
A whole season of oh man, oh that's too bad. But we we
just watched the high school coach in Georgia. Yep, I couldn't tell,
but it looked like he came around. That's why I thought maybe it was
like an open hand, Like that's definitely a closed fist. He thinks he's
gonna get away with it because he's in front of the guy. So you
know, you got his parents everything in the stands behind him. He's in
front of him now thinking about it. Damn, I wonder if the coach
is even thinking about any of that stuff. He's just so pissed off in
the moment and he just does it. You ever do that where he's just
like boom, Yeah, I mean, I've done the lot of stupid things
like that, luckily never with a child. I mean, no, you
gotta have some self control when you're coaching. Yeah. I remember once uh,
some older guys I was like in ninth grade. They were picking on
me bed They were like seniors, sor whatever, and I was so I
was so pissed off that I finally just walked away. And as I walked
away, this shorter, fat kid said something to me, and I just
hauled off and practically lifted him up off the ground gut shot. He just
was it was nothing, and then he was like down crying, and I
was in such a blackout rage. I walked. I just kept walking in
the locker room. One of the older guys comes and goes, hey,
man, do you did you see what you Why did you do that?
I go, because you guys pissed me, Like what are you talking about?
You're like you you practically knocked him out, And I go, no,
I didn't. I look kids like crying. It's terrible, terrible,
but I was so mad that I just in that moment, once that kid
said something to me, I go, well, now now you can take
those guys. There were three of them and they were bigger, not good,
but you can't. You can't do that as a coach. And that
guy would have gotten away with it because that kid didn't even that player did
not even look to another player. Ago. Did you see what he did?
Nothing, He just stood back up and was listening. Yes, yep.
So they didn't catch him on TV because I guarantee nobody behind them saw
that, nobody in the stands. You know, maybe it'll make other coaches
go, hey, man, I can't you know that kid. No matter
what the kid in the game, there's no way you can punch him.
Come on now. I don't think I've ever seen a coach anybody ever get
hit by a coach. I mean, we talked about kicked the ass,
but usually that was more. Bobby was pretty bad, but that was all
that was seats and stuff, right, he'd break chairs and stuff. He
never who was the guy that got PJ remember, Yeah, like in the
Nick game. But what anything in school do you have You had teachers hit
you? Well, we had teachers hit this yeah, well yeah, nuns
and priests were yeah yeah. But when I was in public school, they
had I had a teacher who I loved and he used to hit people over
the head with a clipboard. Yeah, yeah, but I think I got
smacked and a kid, kid like a kid, complained and the parents were
all up in arms, and my mother came to he said, what do
you think I go. I love that guy. He also wants. We
used to go and eat lunch in his room sometimes and listen to music.
So he would play different things, everything from Beethoven, beetles, rolling stones,
and he used to play bocci ball with us. He had a bocchi
ball set, so when the weather was nice, he would take us outside
and play bocha ball. He tossed the bocci ball at my buddy Chris and
goes think fast. Chris turns and it chipped his tooth. Man. Yeah,
the guy was always like just on the edge of getting in trouble.
He's the one I got in a fight with another teacher in the main office.
They got into a fistfight. He hated hall passes, so he made
us pull a wooden duck. That one of those ducks that a kid would
have the old scope. He thought the hall pass was such a controlling arcaic
system. Your whole life is ruled by bells. In this if you have
to go to the bathroom, just go to the bathroom. But they're gonna
make you carry a hall pass. I think it's stupid. So this is
what we're gonna do. You had to pull the duck down. He made
me put on hip waiters once because I think I failed the test, and
he goes he could give me a ninety if I put on hip waiters.
And I walked into the eleventh grade social studies class and I go, the
floods are coming, The floods are coming. And I jump up onto this
little bookshelf, slide the window open, and jump out. It's like a
two foot drop. And so I did it. Oh man, I would
have done it too. For ninety, I got a ninety. I used
to flip them all the time, a twenty or a ninety, and I
would oftentime I ended up with a twenty or a ten or whatever. But
it's fine. It was fine in the end. What happened at my alma
MATERA Oh, let me ask you, what do you think they ranked for
the sixth year in a row in Division three? There were an empire And
that's not sports related. Oh, college wise, college wise, Universe academically.
Sixth year in a row they've ranked number one in New York and this
year they ranked number five in the nation. Wow, I'm gonna say tuition
incorrect. Oh good, thank god, because that would be terrible because number
one in New York for tuition is usually barred college, which is down by
my mom. Uh. Number one, number one food dining services, dining
services, Yeah, I remember that, the food number one in the state,
number five in the country for dining. For dining, I just read
some of us Samwich, United States for food sine tenth, tenth for the
food. Really, that's pretty good, sus phenomenal footing in New York City
has one. I always think it's a complete waste in this town. Uh
Ridge Donuts and Robinos collaboration with the Rainbow Cookies and oh really, I always
think it's a waste in this town to go to chain places. I don't
know why people do. I'm not kidding. I would rather you or go
to anyone. I mean, there's so many cool I mean, you know,
more than restaurants that I've never been to. Olive Garden, who's packed
all the time, and you have at least impressed ten amazing Italian restaurants in
this in this city. And I'm I'm way low, but I'm saying top
notch Italian places, right, and you go to fucking Olive Gardens authentic,
right, my grave. That pisses me off. Applebee's, I don't.
I don't get one of these people. I have gone to Applebee's. I
have. I've actually ubert from Applebee's because I think what place I was trying
to go to was closed, so I had a lot of times they are
open late something. Yeah, that was the only reason I did that.
But yes, usually the burgers. You can get a choice. Yeah,
come on, I'm trying to think, what's the best Italian place for you?
Red Man Red Red is good. Pasta Pasta Villa is great, Rockies
is good. Somebody just told me they were at Rockies and yes, is
basic but very good and cheap and cheap, get you get a good amount
and Spencer Ports real good job. Yeah, and Dominics we can't mention Yahminics.
And then right down here you bet at Dominics than a while? Is
this something I didn't realize the huge in there now? Yeah, you get
more than four tables in there. Yep. You can. Yeah, Joey's
pasta House and Penfield Great, look at this. Yeah, I didn't know
that my girlfriend's a foody man. She well that she takes me everywhere.
We see your face from every every weekend. I'm telling you, I'm gonna
be a food influencer one travel one two. If I could figure out how
to put the goddamn videos together, I'd be a genius. But I'm not.
So yes, I actually can't. But what do you have kids?
I know now that the best part is her daughter is actually doing all my
reels and tiktoks and stuff. So I'm gonna have her start doing it.
We're gonna start going places, we're gonna take videos, and then we're gonna
do you know, I'll talk over it, but I'm gonna start doing this.
I might as get paid if I'm gonna go do it. A great
idea, you know, So I know, I know a good production company
that could probably help you out. You could have you come in and do
the voice over, sending the thing, and then you can just lay it
in your track. This is perfect. Yeah, And then that way you'd
have yeah, and we'll do the podcast too. So we're gonna perfect.
We just gotta get this all together. It's fine, that's all. I
feel weird though, like taking pictures and videos everywhere we go. So I
do take the pictures of the food, but I haven't done the videos yet.
You know, where you're walking up, you take a picture of it,
or a video that you walk in, you're taking a video. I
don't want a video the whole time. I feel like that's it's a little
funny. Sometimes maybe time I think what might be better is let somebody else
video you walking in. Yeah, so you're not thinking about it as much,
and you don't still got that you still got somebody video on you.
It's a little awkward. You know, you appreciate you with your mouth closed?
Well are you? Are you afraid of people thinking getting like you're oh
yeah, well you know. And it's hard with me being in the business,
I really can't say anything bad about anybody else's place. I can't be
one hundred percent on us. I don't feel like, even though I want
somebody to be honest with me, if they come to you came to my
place and something got screwed up, Yeah, I want to know. Yeah,
well you said that, and you said you appreciate it, Yeah,
because you don't want it to continue. But I feel bad, Like we
went out. It was a week ago or so, we went out and
it was really bad. Actually yesterday we had a bad experience with service,
really bad, really and I just can't get myself to say something I know
I should, but I don't know who to even say to Will like a
bad service. I'm I fucking said, he it's because of him. He
he's the one that trained me. Why why why would you blame him?
Why? Why do you remember what he said about brunch last week? Yeah,
that's true. I mean he I mean I'm patient, you know,
I just sit there and look and stuff. And I said, you know,
and of course I mean comments to me and Mary Anne. I said,
yeah, this, this is Matt right now. Well, I got
these people can be working. I gotta be honest. I got very upset
with an Uber driver the other night because I walked back here had my kid
with me, and he needed to get we needed to just get home.
So I Uber all of a sudden it says it's one minute away, Now
it's two minutes away. Now it's back, so I you can call right
through it. Some generic number, but it fowars to his phone and he
answers hello, and I said where are you? And he goes, I'm
up by the dollar tree. I go, that's on the other side of
the street. He's like, all right, I said, come out,
make a left. He goes, I can't do it right now? What
the fuck? Get over here? Now? I ordered you. He's like,
hang on, it ordered you. Well, I would not order order,
but ordered through this. You're supposed to be here. You know who
I am. So then he goes, hang on a second, you gotta
get out of my car. Two people had jumped in because it was an
uber sure, right, So he's throwing them out. And then we met
him on the street corner and then I got in and I said, I'm
very sorry for my course language. I did not mean to do that.
I'm just using, you know, my podcast. I can see whatever I
want you. I was restricted for years on the radio. I felt bad,
but I did. I dropped an F bomb, going like get I
said, turn left, turn right, and I will be right there at
the corner. I'm standing right fucking here. And he's like, do you
know who I am? I? Tom, you lay feel dry right by
I wanted to see that's true. That's true. All right, we'll take
a moment when we come back. Oh, actually know what, let's do
it right now. We've all heard of porch pirates. Porch pirates, those
are people who go up and steal your packages. This guy stolen entire porch.
Kweita County man is accused of being a porch pirate, literally stealing a
porch from a neighbors are. Yeah, that's a new twist on an age
old crime, Robbins, Is it an age old crime? We've only been
having ports come on week, Swanger now faces what do you say mainstream media?
I hate media. I know a felony charge. Exceps. Doug Evans
has more on the story from Koweita County. Investigators say it happened on Clement
Harris Road and Armco and although the property has the appearance of being abandoned,
they said the stuff on it was not up for grabs. For one thing,
there are no trespassing signs up and well that was always do a lot
to stop people. No trespassing size. You really gotta be navy sealed trained
to get past the investigators, say Robin Swanger. Blew past them when he
helped himself to a wooden porch left on the property when the home was taken
away. The home was taken away, they went to fill it up with
gas. They were going right back. So all porch is there now,
wait, listen to this. So it's a full size eight out in porch.
It'd be what goes onto a house for entrance and exit of a house.
In case you didn't know what a porch was, pretty well constructed,
you're very well constructed. Definitely used top of line lumber on building that porch,
because because it was poorly constructed, we wouldn't let it go. We
would have looked the other way. How the hell does he move this thing?
If it's really well constructed, it's all like one piece. Yeah,
it looks like it almost looks like a shitty constructed stage for people to stand
out. I don't know, very expensive porch, deputy say. At some
point during their investigation, the porch reappeared on the property, dumped upside down.
Oh how did you do that? So he just put it back because
he knew they were looking for him. But like, no one's there,
it's abandoned property. It's an already constructed. We heard nice lumber, well
constructed. What did you do? They did a good job? Is it
a felony for stealing? A Porch pirate is a term usually referring to a
suspect accused of packages from someone's doorstep. Investigators have dubbed Swanger a literal porch
pirate for the theft, which has earned him a fill any charge. Yeah.
Some people may shrug their shoulders and say it's not a big deal,
but when you take someone's property without their consent, and the value of this
porch was three thousand dollars, three thousand dollars, bullshit. Yeah, they're
definitely no way. They doubled that. You kind of just can't go take
stuff off people's property. Deputies say they had been on the lookout for Swanger
for several days when they were called to his house for a They're on the
lookout for several days and they found him with the last place they would have
looked, He's home domestic disturbance. Suspect to gotten into an altercation with his
wife and at the time had thrown rocks at the house doing damage and also
show you I can't have a porch, I'll throw rocks at my mobile because
he get in a fight with your wife, probably because you weren't able to
get the ports and now you're throwing rocks at the house. He's drunk on
bush legs trying to leave the same valking before Deperty's arrived. Deputy say at
the time of his arrest they charged Robin Swanger with two counts of domestic violence,
including battery, as well as felony theft for the stolen porch. I'm
Doug Evans Fox five News in cow Waita County. Yeah, that's big news.
There's a lot going on in county. It sounds like news that we
get here. Yes, it doesn't where to God know, we gotta start
doing what weekly on Mondays we have we have to go or you'll find a
newsclip like exactly like that, the dumb news clip of the of the day
of the week. Okay, yeah, yeah, and we just do what
we just did here. Okay, just talk about it and look at the
Wayne County Times a lot now because you turned me out of that. There's
some winners there. Yeah. Who's the chick that you found in there at
one time? Remember who went in and she kurats your kid? To fight
another kid or something. She was hot. She was hot, Yeah,
she was hot, but kind of dumb. When you talk, you expect
well. But I mean, I could see in Wayne County someone have an
abandoned property leaving a porch, and you're just gonna take the porch? Why
not? I want to know how did they tie him to the porch?
Though? Okay, they went to his house. They were on the lookout
for him because probably his wife blew him in a lot of stuff going in
that town. Boy, I looked at that porch, steeler. Can I
tell you like that? Would that would happen like in my town? Oh?
Me too. I grew up in a town like that. I grew
up where my dad traded a car for a couple of cords of wood.
The heat right, We had this old Valari that was a I don't remember
who made Valari, but it was v O l Ai r E. I
think my grandfather had given it to us, and my father had gotten another
car so he was gonna get so he traded the Valari. The guy's name
it was my buddy, Charlie. Bombard was his last name, And his
dad was like kind of this redneck, kind of guy and he was chopping
wooden stuff. So my father so he comes and takes the car. Weeks
go by Nowood, weeks go by Nowood. So my father is like,
you know, where's the wood. Where's the woods? So it was supposed
to be cut, split and delivered. So this guy comes with full logs
in the back of a truck, just dumps it at the end of the
driveway and he was like looking for a fight. My old man's like,
nope, it's just handling. Thinking wow, old Plymouth, it's a Plymouth
fol Plymouth vol Ari. So it was a trade at a car. This
is like tradio, that's what this is. Stealing a porch, right,
it's like the old tradio days they traded wood for a car. I mean
it's like the eighteen hundreds, was craigst Yeah, it was like that's what
that's what the guy needed a car. My dad needed wood. So they
traded nineteen seventies Craig last, that was what they did, and the guy
got pissed off. Yeah. I still do that, Like, if I
want to go on a vacation, I'll saw Matt. I'll trade Matt my
one of my iPads and then well, you know it's happened. It happened.
You've traded an iPad for a vacation without the pictures. There was no
pictures. That was no, those are cleared. Those that can't exist no
more. They were in the vault. They just couldn't fight. That's not
on there. No. No, when you give somebody, if you sell
some many things, you totally erase everything. Does it really go away?
It does go away, all right, but you or you could put it
in your cloud. It does. It goes in. Like when I get
my my new I pad or whatever, I just set it up and it
comes everything comes up. Yeah, like if you know, get away another
my son iPad. I clear everything out. Okay, yep. So where
where did you go on vacation for this iPad? I don't remember. Was
that a Was that a Florida one? That was Florida, Florida? Yeah?
What about Mexico? What about Mexican? I don't know. Did you
trade something from Mexico? No, it's the customer that actually purchased that form
or not, well, customer ball you guys. I mean it's a long
story, but I mean it's right after Blair passed away. So he said,
you know, you guys just need to get the funk out of town.
And he actually paid for us to go to a Cancun for a week.
Then another customer gave very wealth customer obviously another customer like threw two hundred
bucks at us before we left to go. Yeah, real people were really
good back. Yeah, well, I mean you see the regular. This
guy's very well off. He's an older guy, and it was very nice,
you know, not expected, but yeah, that's what he wanted us
to do. So and we literally got on a plane I think forty eight
hours later after he did this. He's like, here's here's the dates.
You're gone. He goes, already cleared it with your general manager. You're
gone, Like all right, wow, he wanted for a week nothing in
return. No, no, he didn't want you to come over and paint
his house with your shirt on me. For years, he didn't a loyal
customer. He did Christmas parties with us. He was very wealthy, and
uh, you know, we always took care of him. So he said,
you know, I want to give back to you now. That's very
nice. It was cool. Yeah, well that's just a lot about you
guys. Yeah, right, it does Mark to put his shirt on.
I was skinny then, and I was okay. Mark was it? He
was a twink. Actually it was that. It was that I took my
shirt off and it was in the pool and plenty of silation. Nine.
I was freaking burned the whole freaking rest of the vacation. It's also the
time he had a chance to took up with the midget midget. Yeah,
he was morning. I can't he was morning that. I told you,
I told you why you should have. I never looked that big in anybody's
hands ever. Again, that one opportunity you let us slip away? All
right, we'll take them. Moment, we'll talk to Dan Mason from the
Rochester Red Wings. Only twelve games left, Yeah, twelve regular season games
left. Always a lot of fun at the ballpark. You were just there,
I was just saw yesterday. Yes, I loved Dan Mason. Yeah,
he does a great job over that. Innovative field is innovative field,
innovative so it's called Yes, I loved in there. I'm like, what
the hell it's all changed. It's innovative field. It's always front its frontier.
Though, don't say that to them. We'll get to that next.
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Notre Dame am Yeah, Notre Dame went in the Week zero game. Danny
Big, Big w Big W for the Irish, Big W for the Irish.
But here's my question. Did you go and see Dead and Company this
summer at all? Did you get a chance? I my wing schedule did
not mesh with the Dead and Company schedule, so I did not get a
chance to unfortunately. But uh, I did see Dark Star Orchestra at Innovative
Field. I did like and I know people who went to that and raved
about it. They did a great show. Yeah, But the Dead and
Company this is it. And I think when they played San Francisco they were
saying it was a thirty million dollar economic boom for the two nights that they
were in San Francisco playing. And I know they played up yeah Boston.
I mean people were just coming out. I can't believe that. Why why
hanging up? Then? Let John Mayer take over and get a bunch of
his stoner Spruce has been doing, yeah exactly, I mean, why why
pack this in? I don't understand, Dan. I think that there will
be some kind of other iteration, uh that comes out. It's the biggest
I don't know who's going to be in it, but who you know,
who knows? But somebody's got to carry the Torch because it's the biggest spinoff
I believe it's the biggest spinoff band tour ever. Is the Dead and Company
Tour, and it I mean, it's pretty much everything. You know.
What they need now is they need to get a hologram of Jerry Garcia.
Oh yeah, that would be the best. They did it with Tupac.
It would be cool. Yeah, well, Tupac still alive. That's what
you saw. Oh so, Dan, we're coming to the end of another
season at Innovative Field. Unbelievable. Only twelve more home games left with the
Wings will be home starting tomorrow. We're going to be taken on the screen
will Star Rail Riders, the Triple A affiliate of the New York Yankees.
So they'll be here Tuesday to Sunday, and then we go on the road
for a week and then we're back. That's Sunday or Tuesday, the twelfth
of September through the seventeenth. And that's all she wrote for twenty twenty three.
Those Yankees doing better than the real Yankees? Are they sure a little
bit better? Come on, Dan, it's gotta warn me a little bit,
warn your heart a little bit one up, didn't they was tearing it
up in double Yeah I did see that. Yeah, they did ring them
up. Wow. Yeah, don't shut any don't shed any tears for the
New York Yankees. They'll be okay. Yeah, Jason Domingas up though with
them, that's gonna be big in roster. Yeah, it's gonna be well,
that is true. Dan, How are how many tickets available? Game
tickets available for when the Railroaders are in town? Absolutely give us a buzz
at four two three Wing or order at Red Wings baseball dot com. Like
I said, Tuesday through Sunday, Tuesday night two for one tickets, game
time six forty five. Wednesday the last weekday matinee. So if you love
to you know, not go to work and go to the ballpark instead.
Uh, and I'd be happy to write a note to your boss. Okay.
Uh. That is the last weekday matinee of the season. On Wednesday,
game time one oh five and then six forty five On Thursday, first
one thousand fans get a Missy bobblehead, and then Friday is fireworks and Cocoast
Locost Night. We'll be doing a T shirt every way at Cocos Locost t
shirt Saturday we got fireworks and Luke Graham will be in the house signing an
autograph. And then Sunday will be a game time one oh five and kids
can run the basis with like a mitsy because the game it's our last park
in the park night, so it's the last chance to bring your dog to
the ballpark. We'll also be wearing Okay, if you bring your dog to
ball bark, do you get down on the field. We have a pregame
dog parade. Yeah, if you can bring your dog on the field and
then you can sit out in the We like to call the who has to
hanging up after the dog dog gets nervous? The owners do all it makes
sense, Well, it wouldn't makes sense. It's gonna bring our dog our
owners in Connecticut Dot. How does that work? I want to go Wednesday?
Yeah, I know, I fear that are going. It was maybe
going. I can't go Wednesday because I have something scheduled for exactly that time.
I went yesterday. I'm telling you what. It's still it's still one
of the greatest things to go to in this town. I agree. I
went on the July and I loved it. I thought you did a great
job for the July that it was funny with the the all the things they
had going on. Who was they had the uh what are they? What
are the what's the name of it? I want to call him the superstars?
But yeah, bird zerk. He was great. Yeah. And then
I have pictures of my son with Harry Carey, but not Harry Carey,
Harry can Harry car Harry Canary walking around. Yeah, they were. They
were here on the following night, so Harry carry popped in for a cameo,
which was pretty cool to say. Yeah, it was they and the
crowd went crazy and it was a great ball game at the end. Yet
the Wings won, and a lot of good energy there and the ballpark was
packed. I'm gonna tell you when no doubt he runs, it's always been
running is a major League It's always been running like that. That's how that's
you know, that's what you're doing a job. It does, it's excellent.
We're we should be proud of that too, you know. Luke Graham
there Saturday night. That's huge is lou singing the national anthem? Take me
out to thee But he is going to do taking me out to the ball
again now I remember when the stadium opened. That's when I met Lou,
because Lou was in and I ended up in a suite and everybody in the
suite left, and all of a sudden, I turn, It's just me
and Lou. Lou turned around the left. Who's this radio guy? Lou
and I chatted for a little while, we watched the ball game, and
then people started compat But I think he was there to sing the national anthem
when the stadium opened at ninety seven. Yep, he's sang the first national
anthem and a Wings game that what was in Frontier Field and now innovative Field,
now innovative Field. Very good. I think my buddy got married in
ninety nine. He did his wedding pictures there. Oh really, it was
fucking great for baseball guy. Sure, being on the field, being in
a locker room, great, great atmosphere. Can you do that, Dan,
if you wanted to? Oh yeah, we we have a lot of
people take their wedding pictures here. We even have We've had a lot of
weddings at the ballpark over the years. So hot. So how would they
reach out to find out more information about that? Let's say I'm getting married
next year. Yeah, yeah, just give us a buzz at four or
five four one zero zero one and say you're interested in what dates we have
available, and you know we'll take care of everything. You get married right
at home plate and then you can have your reception right at the ballpark.
We've had a bunch of those over the years, and it's a great party,
a very unique way to you know, to get married, and something
that your guests and you and your bride will never forget. Nothing in the
locker shoulder. Pass us on to Stephanie may I sho'll want to do it.
That's a good idea. That's a great idea. That's right. Just
as long as you don't strike out that that's great. Well, the last
twelve Dan, what do you do when the season's over? Do you go
on vacation immediately? Uh? No, We've got we actually have a bunch
of uh we get a bunch of stuff going on in the ball parking around
of construction. So that'll start literally like the day after the season ends.
And then the off season is when I get h you know, it's painting
season for me. So I have a list of rooms that my wife wants
me to hit up, and that's what I do in the off season.
I paint. If there is Uh, you know what I always think is
I have the guy Mac of all trades, which is uh who I sublet
the studio from. I would Uh that's called I call him a time saver.
They come over and they paint, and you just tell your wife you
do it. Yeah, well, uh you are, you are amazing.
I just hope that you get I hope you get away, because I mean,
that's all I see what's happening at the ballpark. He's got to get
out of town. He's got to go pick up the Duke of Doppler because
we know there's gonna be a fifty degree guarantee next year. Oh the duke,
Oh for sure. Yeah, it'll be fifty degrees on opening Yeah.
You're definitely on a Notre Dame game right USC on October fourte there you go,
Okay, believe it's a great games and then uh, yes the team
is Uh, if they're playing well, then I may be able to sneak
out for for hopefully the pit game or weak force they're gonna do well.
They don't. They don't play anybody till like week eate so they should be
like eating Oh right, well, Ohio stated on September twenty three, that's
gonna be a pretty good game, all right. He just sounds like you're
only going to one game this year. Then USC and over fourteenth that's a
pretty good game, yes, and then Clemson on September no, November four
so they got they got a tougher scheduling people's think this year for sure.
Yeah, all right, Well, I uh, I haven't paid attention enough
to Notre Dame football. I just that's okay, Yeah, I haven't.
You like the Yankees the college football? To me, why like I despise
No, I despise Notre Dame. How could you say? That's because I'm
gonna explaining I get it. I'm gonna explain why why I went to Catholic
school in my whole life. Yeah, and when I was in fourth grade,
I was I was always a Syracuse fan, Okay. So I'd wear
orange, yea, and the nunage you used to tell me that if you
don't, if you wear orange and not you know, and not Notre Dame
colors, that you're going to hell. No, they did, they totally
did. They are right there. They were just telling you the truth.
They were right, that's right, eternal damnation. When you're a fourth grader,
you go home, be told him going to hell. Already knew at
that point. Here's the other thing. As a Syracuse fan for football,
you've been in hell for a long not back then, No, not back
well, no, they were growing up. Syracuse was awesome for a while.
Yeah, but it was only a couple of years. That's I'm basketball.
They had great years. Yeah, football, come on, how many
good years if they really had? Mark was more of a lacrosse guys.
All right, Well, Dan, I appreciate you giving us a few minutes
and they I'm sorry you didn't get to see Dead and Company. I hope
maybe there's some hope as they go deeper into the fall and the season ends.
I'm just saying, if your wife loved you, she'll let you go.
Well, we'll see what happens. He's an instigator. I think,
Like I said, I think there's gonna be some iteration of the Dead back
on the road by next summer, and so we'll see what happens. Of
course, maybe the owns. I heard the Stones were coming out with a
new album, though I know now that could be a good tour next summer.
It could be a great tour. But I worry about those tour because
I'm wondering if this is a tour where somebody dies on stage. We've been
sative Fields. They're eighty years old, yeah, but they're still amazing.
They are amazing. I mean, Mick is Mick. I don't think it'll
be the one. It's Keith And I think sometimes I read somewhere and I
don't know how true it is that sometimes Keith takes a break and just kind
of simulates and somebody plays all his parts from backstage. Now, I don't
know if that's. Yeah. I'm in on that. I'm in on that
he puts on a good show. Yes, if you know what, we'd
have to go. Maybe they'll play at Fenway Park, the Boss. Yeah,
that would be uh freaking amazing. Yeah, we'll call them there.
I saw them there at Fenway the last time they played it. Yeah,
wasn't that with the falling with the shirt? Yes, sir, Yes,
sir. We'll get Jimmy Fallon. We'll get Jimmy Fallon and we'll go back.
We'll recreate that moment and this time I would love that I'll give you
the shirt back. I would love that. All right, Dan, get
out to uh innovative Field. Get your tickets four five four one zero zero
one correct h four two three wings. For tickets four you can order online
at Red Wings at baseball dot com. But if you want to get married
at the ballpark, guests the number four four one. I can't wait a
couple of months by person getting married out of us for it's probably Matt.
So all right, well, Dan, thank you and thanks for another great
season. Thanks for all your support, guys. I really appreciate it,
sees Dan Mason. Wow, I'd haven't. I should pay more attention to
Notre Dame football being an Irish person, but I never did. I never
really got into college. That they're fans are freaking awful. I can't stand
that freaking team. I swear it's like change players every four years. It
doesn't matter, doesn't now where man tis heo? I still have that freaking
creepy, freaking kid running around as a leper. Come ye, Rudy was
off sides. I saw something today actually on TikTok about that about Joe.
Joe Montana was on the team of Rudy he was, and yeah, Joe
Montana was on the team, and he said that they never brought the jerseys
in. No, I guarantee that what he said. But he said he
was carried off. He goes, he was carried off the field, and
they did. They did, and they did, and he said, he
said, they didn't do that. He said he was, but he goes,
they were kind of making fun of him. They go, they were
the guys that carry him off the field, were the pranksters of the team.
Yeah, so he said they were kind of making fun of him.
I can't imagine that awful who would do anything like that, punch him in
the gun. I can see me being rudy and you guys car of them
going to carry off the car time Notre Dame fans like Cowboys fans and cowboys
we've been teasing it. I just have to know your thoughts on Trey Lance,
because look at Buffalo was even infered a fifth rounder. Yeah, so
they were in the in the running for this. Now Trey Lance athletically supposedly
a little bit more like Josh Allen, so maybe could have fit that offense
fairly well. They give up a fourth rounder, which really isn't much.
Nothing but the fact that Jerry Jones never said anything, and then Dak even
was asked about it and answered, honestly, I don't know if a better
answer would have been from Dak to go out, it's you know, it's
it's we we handled it behind closed dowarves, you know, excited to have
him on the team or something like that. But he went no, And
nothing surprises me. I go, oh my god. But then you're finding
out Mike McCarthy, the head coach, had no idea. Jerry does what
he wants to do. Man, I get that. But so then,
okay, granted, this guy went for a fourth rounder, right, They
got him for a fourth rounder, so you're not giving up a whole lot.
But he was the third overall pick. How many years ago? Three
three years, three years? They gave three number one picks for him,
Yeah, and a third but trade, I mean, the injury, and
he never really got a chance to get on the field, So I don't
even know if he's had a fair evaluation yet. He has played eight games
since his high school year. Because they had the shortened season for COVID,
his team decided not to play in the spring so he didn't get to play,
so he jumped right to the NFL and at forty nine ers thought they
had something with him. I thought he was going to be a bust from
the beginning. I'm not a huge fan of Tray. But he's also only
twenty three years old. That's the thing, and I think that you could
take a guy like that, and maybe sometimes there's that I hate to hate
this term, but I don't know what else to say, sort of that
wake up call for him, Hang, this is an opportunity for you to
work. And Dak Prescott seems to get injured a lot. Yeah, is
that fair to say? Or is that a he had some freak injuries?
Yeah, I mean, you know he had the leg. Obviously you're scrambling.
And every time I tell Mark, every time I see John Shale and
run, I go, well, get down, get down. It's gonna
happen sooner or later. And that's what happened Dak. He would never get
down in that year, a guy films like if I'm behind and broke it.
Then last year he gets hit in the in the thumb, you know,
and breaks his thumb. First week, Trey won't see the field this
year. I don't think you don't think so. I don't think so.
Cooper Rush is very capable as a backup is but they were going to draft
a quarterback next year in the draft anyways. So you're looking somewhere between the
fourth and seventh round. You're getting a guy who is a quote unquote first
round talent, which rely he's probably a second or third. Yeah, you
got him for a fourth round pick. If it doesn't work out, It's
not the end of the world. Is there a lot to read into this?
Because the media certain loves this year? Of course, ESPN is the
biggest piece of shit? Did I've ever seen you say that? I love
when they I will admit to you that I I do watch Get Up?
Okay, Yeah, and there is. I mean it is like over sould
drum. It is. And I should have probably gone too. I do
like, yeah, is where to go? I probably should have guess The
problem is, you know, everybody talks about the Cowboys because they get their
ratings. And Chris cowen'sworth came out last week and said, listen, if
it was up to NBC, the Cowboys be on every Sunday night. Yeah,
people get sick of seeing them, but they also watch them because they
want to either see them get their asses kicked, or the fans want to
see them the Yankees. Yeah, there's no in between, either hate them
or lover Yea and Dr Dame. My friends put up with the Cowboys just
to tolerate them for me, and I think behind my back they're probably fucking
cowboys lost, like God. Here's the thing, it's weird Dallas fans.
Most Dales fans hate Prescott. Yeah, Bills fans, you can't say one
bad thing about Josh. I don't know a Bills fans. There's a lot.
It's just weird because they're kind of a similar they're kind of a similar
quarter promise. The Cowboys fans hold their quarterback to a whole different standard than
Buffalo does. And that's nothing slighted to Buffalo fans. But you know,
you've had Roger Stallback and Troy Aikman and guys like that. Sure you expect
that. When you get less, they're very hard on you. And the
whole world is hard on a Dalas Cowboys quarterback, So it's very tough.
Dack Prescott's a very good quarterback. He gets he gets more blame than he
you know, deserves. He threw fifteen interceptions last year, led the league,
miss five games, but six of those were off tip passes off a
receiver that's not even the number three receiver in Houston anymore. So what does
that say about his talent? Yeah, I know, I understand. It's
like sometimes it's it's not always the quarterback's fault, but the quarterback takes the
you're the start of the football. Take Him and Josh Allen are very close
when me and Marks talking about all the time, they're very close to being
the same quarterback. Josh has got a better arm, better accuracy U and
Josh now does a better job running because Dad just after the injury stopped running.
But they're very close to being the same quarterback. And they make the
stupid mistakes at the wrong time. Right, and both open in New York.
Don't Dallas in New York to take on the Giants to night Sunday?
How do we miss that? On Monday Night? Is the Bills Bills September
eleventh in New York? Yeah, the tickets are outrageous Anyways, Yeah,
I remember saying that that that would have been a weekend man. Well,
yeah, I think so we mentioned that to Greg Connors. He's thinking of
doing both because he's going down for the Jets game. Does he have any
friends? Does he have any friends? He have friends he's gonna go with
because he doesn't have a friend. I mean, would you like to be
his buddy? I would be his ment to Buddy Rand Buddy speaking it.
We gotta get brentor Greg in here because we gotta talk to him about the
sweet for the Cowboys Bills game. I mean, he's gotta have some hook
up in Kelly Sweet or something. I can't be sitting on the cold.
You know, I'm not a cold. You'll probably be sitting in there alone.
All of us will be on cold. MAT's up there with all right,
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tonight. I got such stuff right here, bro bro right here killing my
show? What are you doing to me? We're all set? See you
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Really can't take a piss around here. Taken before you went together. I
know that too well. Unfortunately. All right. Question number one, with
summer ending in Labor Day just around the corner, what year did Labor Day
become a national holiday? Shot the dark on this one? Oh yeah.
Number two. According to the Democrat and Chronicle, bathtub Billies, which has
now become BTV, Wood Fire Pizza and Girl Home with the Billified. Bologney
Sandwich was opened as the first sports bar in Rochester in what year? All
right? I want to crutch you though, So Bathtubbilities is closed. They're
closed in twenty twenty one. BTV is owned by Connie, so it's different
owners. Okay, but Bathabilities did open as the first sports bar in Rochester.
Ever, you're right, yes, original Dncus right then fish right,
They're right about the year. Hopefully I can tell you what year it is,
so you will have to You better put this one in the pen.
Oh it's in the pen? H What are you doing math over there?
I shouldn't know because he knows the anniversary when he was the anniversary when I
was there, so well you could do math? No, don't. Did
you put an answer? I don't have any tell you that the running back
dropped the ball for the Bills. You were a Jets fan? Back down,
so I to you Dad would I was probably there for the for that
game? Next one. How many episodes of Diners, Drive Ins and Dives
has been produced by the Food Network. How many episodes? How many episodes?
Maybe one? Day, we'll get Guy the BB my favorite show.
I watch that show if I can't sleep, I watched that show. I
binge watch it. I like that one. I like the one with the
dude that used to do all the food challenges. Yeah, Stephanie, he
hates it because I sent her a million fucking videos of him. She's like,
are you fucking kidding me? He's been around a long time. M
including territories of the United States. How many countries outside the US does McDonald's
operate restaurants? How many countries outside of the US, but including like Guam,
Puerto Rico, territories of the US not the actual US itself? This
is a ridiculous questions see Mark anod now coming around, going around, coming
around? Is this a ridiculous question around around the world? How many mcdonaldands
a billion serves? Kenny does Ken Jennings No stuff like this. I bet
you would not if not. If you did, sports would be right,
or movies, Mark would be all right, you get on this ship.
We're fucked up. McDonald's is the largest fast food chain of the world.
The next three are Subway, Starbucks in KFC. As of twenty twenty one,
how many more locations? Does KFC have that in the fifth largest chain
burger King around the world? Locations, subways number any Now, yeah,
this question doesn't make any sense. We're talking within the locations in the in
the world. It's in the question, and this one's gonna this was gonna
Mike trigger Mark. In twenty twenty one, twenty twenty two, the amount
of five hundred thirty six metric tons of orange juice was consumed domestically in the
US. The highest in the fourteen years prior was two thousand and eight,
two thousand and nine. How many metric tons of orange juice were consumed domestically
in the US? All right, next week we can play this game.
They got tell you what you write the game next week? Can I do
it? Absolutely? All right, let me do it. So how many
metric tons was the first part? First one was, uh, five hundred
thirty six, five thirty six metric tongues most than fourteen years and you're asking
all together after this? What was the rest of the question? How many
was the highest? How many metric tons in the highest year two thousand and
eight, two thousand and nine. He's getting mad about you question. I
know, I'm just kidding to do that. I can't wait to ship all
over your game. Next week. I might start tomorrow, I right,
next week, two weeks, two weeks, two weeks, two weeks,
Well, you got two weeks to prepare, all right, two weeks I
could really start. I'm gonna go to BTV, get some place and really
get some ship working. All right. Back to the top. What year
the Labor Day become a national holiday? I don't know why. I think
it was later than most people think. I said, nineteen seventy two.
I don't know why that one. Eighteen eighty Charles English lost. I lost,
all right, check mark that right there, I love. I'm gonna
get two out of right, two right out of all these, I think,
Wow, I got the last one. Well, you're to bat up.
Billy's become the first sports bar in Rochester nineteen eighty eight, all right,
I said, eighty and Mark Road nineteen nineties. This is fucking embarrassing.
I freaking was an owner of the place now. But you're two you
put you're off by two years. I was off by eight years. And
that in the whole yeah, man, right on. How many episodes Diners,
Drive, Ins and Dives I've never watched one. Come on, everybody's
watching, I've never watched one. I wish I had. Now you make
me want to watch it because I discovered that gas Monkey Garage show, No,
the gas Monkey Garage Show, and I liked that a lot. I
said, one hundred and fifty. I have no idea. I mean,
I don't know how listen. It's about forty seasons. I believe five forty
five seasons. I don't think they do with half a year. All right,
January it is a twelve per episode. Oh no, there's like five
first season. I have eighteen seventy five, eight hundred and seventy five.
I have one hundred and fifty two, four hundred and nineteen. Yeah,
you're way off there. Five years, forty five seasons, but they're seasons,
but they're like May to January to May. I feel like I've watched
more than that. Alright, no, ship way off. Sorry, I
lost in that first one. How many different country about one hundred and one
hundred years almost? How many different countries outside the US as McDonald's operate restaurants.
I don't I said one hundred and fifty country. I said sixteen.
I went real stu. I said thirty seven bill was closed. Its one
hundred and thirteen. Yeah, I thought there was over one hundred something.
I would have taken one hundred and eleven with the stores in Russia and Ukraine
temporarily closed. Okay, KFC has the fourth largest food teen in the world.
Fifth is Burger King. How many more restaurants does Burger King have less
than Kentucky Fried Chicken. I mean, KFC just put up a lot of
news stores just in Rochester. I should. I don't know how many more
I should. I went stupid. I went thousand, two hundred fifty.
I should fifty five seven thousand, six hundred eighty seven. I was britty
damn rest in peace. Bob Barker, I'm over so I wouldn't have won.
Has twenty six thousand, nine hundred thirty four. Burger King has nineteen
thousand, two hundred. That's crazy at Burger Kings. I can't believe subways
number two. I'm still I got everyone wrongs. No, you didn't.
What you can get them wrong? Well, you have to be. You're
way closer than me and a lot of them. You think you're on the
diners drivers, And does I think you were closest. Yeah, and you
were closer than me on the beth to the sports barber's with sports bar Uh,
you were way closer than me on the that much closer. Actually,
I'm gonna even close. Metric tons of orange juice were consumed two thousand and
eight, two thousand and nine. I said, seven hundred and sixty nine,
babies, I said, seven hundred and sixty nine, seven hundred and
sixty nine point five. Big, you're so full of shit, that's my
crazy. He said, thirteen thousand, five hundred and eighty eight sixty five
eight sixty five. All right, there you go. God they sucked.
We I think we all just fucking lost. We gotta get a we have
to do theme. Theme. That was theme. It was food. Oh
yeah, that's true. Did a good job, I think so. I
just I can't wait. I can't wait for Marks in two weeks. Man,
I'm I'm gonna do. I'm gonna study all football. Nah, Mark
would do movies and music. I might throw a sports one in there.
He wouldn't even have to look the ship up. He could do it off
his head. You guys are in big, big trouble. Rand I can't
wait he's gonna ask you what year I was twenty twenty, twenty twenty.
All right, there you go. Uh well, oh and one last thing
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boy, you know you're gonna watch it. And I am gonna watch this
dam I'm gonna get bored one night on two B. But first I gotta
go watch uh what is it? Diners, Diners, Drivers and season they've
done them here too, right Yeah yeah, Buffalo here Syracus? Did you
do dinosaur? I know it was Stickulips, sticky Lips. No, you
know who did though? Was the Food Channel or something like that. I
did Dinosaur, they did, Okay, I know Adam Richmond, the other
show that we're talking about, he did Campies. Oh he did. Yeah,
well this is a food town. And for Kevin Muir, who doesn't
have to write the next closest to the bed. Oh, I got it.
I'm Bill Moran. We'll see tomorrow. The Hotale didn't know what to
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