WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:03.279 We seem to talk a lot about poop on the show today, so we're 2 00:00:03.279 --> 00:00:09.919 going to expand this to the poop too Poop version poop episode, too poop, 3 00:00:09.960 --> 00:00:15.400 Too Furious Extended, poop extended to poop too furious, poop too pooh? 4 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:18.399 Who names the podcast? Now, Okay, whatever you want to do, 5 00:00:18.480 --> 00:00:21.039 Jenny, I'll leave it up. What did you say, too poop, 6 00:00:21.079 --> 00:00:24.079 too furious or just to not crazy about that? You don't like that's 7 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:27.839 fast and furious, too too fast, too furious. Well, Jenny, 8 00:00:27.879 --> 00:00:31.399 you work it out and let us know what's coming up. So I told 9 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:34.600 my story on the radio today, but I'll tell it on the podcast because 10 00:00:34.640 --> 00:00:39.079 it's apparently makes people laugh. So I'll tell you the thumbnail version. So 11 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:44.000 I'm camping with Carson and it's Mosquito Island in the middle of the Mississippi. 12 00:00:44.039 --> 00:00:48.159 Mosquito's everywhere. It is so bad, and I'm on a little I'm pooping 13 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:51.799 on a it's not a toilet, it's not an outhouse. It's a wooden 14 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:55.159 box with a toilet seat on it. And so you sit down and you 15 00:00:55.240 --> 00:00:58.880 do your business. The bugs are so bad that I'm pooping and swatting and 16 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:02.759 swinging my arms like crazy. Then I'm doing the paperwork, you know, 17 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:07.599 after you do your thing, And I got poop on my hand, and 18 00:01:07.560 --> 00:01:11.560 then a mosquito lands on my cheek, on my right cheek. And when 19 00:01:11.599 --> 00:01:14.120 I got poop on my hand, I reach up to slap the mosquito and 20 00:01:14.159 --> 00:01:17.760 I get a handprint of poop on my on my face. God, as 21 00:01:17.840 --> 00:01:19.400 you did it, I feel like I felt poop go on my face. 22 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:23.000 Yeah, slap poop story number one, Poop story number two. I was 23 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:30.000 going into a station meeting and I charted myself and not a major one but 24 00:01:30.159 --> 00:01:32.400 just a little one. And I sent next to our web guy at the 25 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:34.840 time, Mike Charming guy, and I'm like, God, hold on, 26 00:01:36.040 --> 00:01:38.680 you skipped a part of the story. Can I interjecture? So you sharuded 27 00:01:38.719 --> 00:01:42.640 yourself in the studio. You were running to the bathroom to kind of clean 28 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:46.640 yourself up before the meeting. But Rich saw you and he thought you were 29 00:01:46.680 --> 00:01:49.280 confused as to which conference room you you're supposed to come, and he's liked, 30 00:01:49.319 --> 00:01:52.439 Dave, we're in here, and so you're like, oh, fuck, 31 00:01:52.519 --> 00:01:53.519 I gotta go. Yeah, And I didn't want to say I just 32 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:57.439 charted myself so I go into the meeting. I'm sitting next to Mike, 33 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:00.799 and I thought Mike was edging away from me, like, oh, you 34 00:02:00.840 --> 00:02:02.560 stank. So after the meeting I told Fallon and I said, well, 35 00:02:02.599 --> 00:02:06.400 you smell me to see if I stank. And she's like, now you 36 00:02:06.439 --> 00:02:08.639 smell fine. I'm like, oh good. Third story. Meanwhile, you're 37 00:02:08.639 --> 00:02:13.759 like sitting in soupy like gross. Okay, it wasn't that bad. Third 38 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:19.520 story poop, It's just like a cup of poop. The third one is 39 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:23.159 I'm making sweet sweet love to a girl on my bedroom note my dining room 40 00:02:23.199 --> 00:02:28.759 floor back in Ohio. I was like twenty three or twenty four. We're 41 00:02:28.759 --> 00:02:31.560 making sweet sweet love on the dining room floor, and I'd taken my glasses 42 00:02:31.599 --> 00:02:36.280 off because you know, you don't make love with your glasses on, at 43 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:38.919 least you shouldn't, So I put them on the kitchen counter and we're making 44 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:43.520 sweet sweet love and I get up and she gets up afterward, and there's 45 00:02:43.599 --> 00:02:47.240 like a thing on the floor and I'm like, what's that Because on my 46 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:52.479 glasses I couldn't see put my glasses on. It was poop. Like the 47 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:53.360 size of it. Back on the floor when you were making. She was 48 00:02:53.960 --> 00:03:00.479 on her back yet fell out, and so she had pooped during this sweet 49 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:04.759 love. And she looks and she goes, oh, and she picks it 50 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.199 up with her hand and she takes it to the bathroom and flushes it, 51 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:10.560 washes her hand, comes back out and is like nothing happened. And I 52 00:03:10.639 --> 00:03:15.280 was so mortified for her that I was like, if I were you, 53 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:16.520 I would I didn't say it, but I thought if I were you, 54 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:21.639 I would immediately apologize and leave and never see you again. But she was 55 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:23.840 cool with it, and she treated it with a lot more maturity than I 56 00:03:23.879 --> 00:03:25.719 did. Maybe it happened to her a lot. I was gonna say, 57 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:30.039 she must have had ibs or something to have that be just a normal like, 58 00:03:30.199 --> 00:03:32.960 Oh, I love to think I'm gonna tell you, I like to 59 00:03:32.960 --> 00:03:38.840 think that I pleasured her so hard that she pleasured She experienced the level of 60 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:46.120 shangri law so intensely shangri law. She experienced such a powerful shangri law that 61 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:51.759 her entire Pelvic region contracted and emitted everything that was in there. Usually, 62 00:03:52.280 --> 00:03:54.039 if you do get to that point, maybe a little toot comes out, 63 00:03:54.240 --> 00:04:01.759 not usually a turd. Well, that may be your experience but I like 64 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:08.960 to think that my Shangri law giving yeah was so powerful. Y Yeah, 65 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:13.400 that that's what happened. Do you want stories from Bailey and I I would 66 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:15.040 love it. I was coming to that next Bailey. Jenny, Jenny, 67 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:17.720 you're first, you volunteered. Let me hear yours. Okay, So a 68 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:21.800 handful of years ago, I was at my kickball playoffs and I had drink 69 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:25.639 alcohol the night before, and as a lot of people probably know, your 70 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:29.439 stomach kind of like rejects alcohol the next day and you end up having to 71 00:04:29.600 --> 00:04:32.759 go to the bathroom aggressively. So I go into the porta Potti at kickball 72 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:36.399 playoffs and right after I get done doing my business, I look in there 73 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:42.279 are there's no toilet paper, And it is not a good situation. It 74 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:46.360 is a situation where I absolutely need toilet paper and I had nothing I could 75 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:50.600 do, So I just scurried out ran to my car, where I keep 76 00:04:50.680 --> 00:04:56.439 like wet ones in my car. Yeah, And so I like I felt 77 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:59.360 like I was changing to poopy diaper in my car, is what I felt 78 00:04:59.360 --> 00:05:02.319 like I was doing as I cleaned myself up in that car, and luckily 79 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:04.439 there was a garbage can right by my car, so I was able to 80 00:05:04.480 --> 00:05:06.879 just throw things away. But that's what I had to do. And it 81 00:05:06.959 --> 00:05:10.959 was like ninety degrees in sunny that day. So I'm doing this in my 82 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:15.000 car, praying. There's no position, Are you like standing behind the door. 83 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:20.360 I'm in the second row. No, I'm in the car, and 84 00:05:20.439 --> 00:05:24.360 I'm like a little bit of a room. I'm laying down on the second 85 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:29.199 roll getting in there with my wet ones. Like I said, it felt 86 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:31.600 like I was cleaning my own poopy diaper, and I tossed it in the 87 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:38.079 garbage and then proceeded to go off and wind kickball that day for the championship. 88 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:41.240 You're fresh as a d everybody's got a story. If you want to 89 00:05:41.279 --> 00:05:45.959 share your story on the Poop Version Volume two, then we'll read those tomorrow. 90 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:48.439 If you got a funny story, what is yours? Bailey? I 91 00:05:48.519 --> 00:05:53.319 see, I've never pooped my pants. I had like a pooping issue in 92 00:05:53.360 --> 00:05:58.720 middle school, where like I just didn't poop a lot, definitely like super 93 00:05:58.879 --> 00:06:02.600 constipated all the time. And I woke up in the middle of the night 94 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:08.079 one night because I thought my appendix had burst or something. But it was 95 00:06:08.120 --> 00:06:11.720 just that I was so backed up and needed to go to the bathroom, 96 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:15.120 so I had to go to the er and then my doctor had to give 97 00:06:15.160 --> 00:06:16.839 me like, you know, milk of magnesium or something like that. But 98 00:06:16.959 --> 00:06:19.480 my doctor was like, so what grade are you in? And I was 99 00:06:19.519 --> 00:06:24.199 like seventh and he's like, oh, my son is in seventh grade too, 100 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:25.839 and I was like, oh cool. He's like, so where do 101 00:06:25.879 --> 00:06:29.519 you go to school? Oakview Middle School? And he's like, my son 102 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:32.600 goes to oak Middle School. And I'm like huh. He's like cool. 103 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:36.560 Do you know Levi Risher? Like yeah, my Risher was like one of 104 00:06:36.600 --> 00:06:41.399 the popular kids. And his dad is like treating me for not being able 105 00:06:41.399 --> 00:06:43.959 to poop. And I'm like, if you go home and you tell Levi 106 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.040 Risher that Bailey Hus couldn't poop, oh my god, it's gonna get around 107 00:06:47.040 --> 00:06:50.319 school. Did you ever poop? I did that? Melca magnesia goes right 108 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:54.519 right, yeah. And I wish I had existed. That I knew it 109 00:06:54.560 --> 00:06:57.079 existed. There was a fable in my school, and I don't know whether 110 00:06:57.079 --> 00:06:59.040 it's true or not, but there was a big I'm gonna go in and 111 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:03.079 say it because he was a he was a big kid and he I never 112 00:07:03.120 --> 00:07:05.839 forget his name, Ken Biggs, which was funny because he was a big 113 00:07:05.920 --> 00:07:10.399 kid and apparently he went camping for a week and he didn't poop the entire 114 00:07:10.439 --> 00:07:13.720 time. So the rumor legend around our school was his mom had to dig 115 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:15.519 it out of his buttthole with a fork. I've never people say that, 116 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:18.399 Are you serious? Yeah, you have to dig it out with a fork? 117 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:20.920 Though, well that's probably not I would use at least a spoon, 118 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:25.079 Yeah, spoon. And I felt bad for Ken Biggs because, you know, 119 00:07:25.319 --> 00:07:28.000 I mean, how embarrassing is that. Ye, you're bent over your 120 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.439 mom's lap and she's in there, like, you know, with a headlight 121 00:07:30.480 --> 00:07:32.240 on her head. She's like digging it out with a fork, And I 122 00:07:32.279 --> 00:07:34.519 thought, man, one slip and you get a tie in your anus. 123 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:39.279 Yeah, that doesn't sound fun at all. And didn't get to that point. 124 00:07:39.360 --> 00:07:41.879 Okay, good, thank god? All right, anybody else? No, 125 00:07:41.959 --> 00:07:45.759 okay, good, let's move on more emails. If I touched the 126 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:49.079 right tab here, let's see what we get. Okay, here we go 127 00:07:49.120 --> 00:07:56.360 from Anna Hey, my favorite so lately. When the podcast was uploaded into 128 00:07:56.399 --> 00:07:59.560 my feet, there's a short best of the day segment that shows up I 129 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:01.079 never listened to that, and then I remove it from my feed. I 130 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:03.680 only do this because I want to listen to all four hours and I don't 131 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:07.720 want to listen to the ten minute segment twice. But what I'm finding is 132 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:11.839 when I forget to go into my podcast player and search for the show to 133 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:16.040 start listening hour by hour, I listen to other podcasts because they are up 134 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:18.000 on my feet. It's just easier. Or I'll listen to the six am 135 00:08:18.000 --> 00:08:22.560 hour but not the rest. I might recommend not uploading the best of segment, 136 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:26.600 and I really wish you'd go back to just uploading the show in one 137 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:30.199 chunk rather than hour by hour. It's so much harder to listen to the 138 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:33.120 whole show. Now. I'm a P one listener, which means like, 139 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:37.080 that's you, We're your favorite station super fan, and I know more about 140 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:41.279 y'all than is considered normal. But it's getting tricky to keep my elite status 141 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:43.559 only because of how the show is uploaded as a podcast. Jenny, you 142 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.279 do that, I don't understand it. Do you want to comment? So 143 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.320 Bailey uploads the podcast now and so we do it hourly. But then also 144 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:54.039 we always put a clip up every day of kind of like what we think 145 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:56.600 is one of our best clips. So I think the way that it should 146 00:08:56.600 --> 00:09:00.200 be uploaded though, is the hours are all in one, and then you 147 00:09:00.320 --> 00:09:05.759 upload the clip either before after the hours goes yeah nine eight seven six clip, 148 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:09.600 so that it'll play clip six seven eight nine when you do it. 149 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.919 I see, okay, Yeah it should be in order. Yeah, yeah, 150 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:13.879 So what is she experiencing? Do you know that she doesn't like? 151 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:18.799 I truthfully don't. I mean, Bailey listens to the podcast a lot, 152 00:09:18.879 --> 00:09:22.240 and she says that it work right to go in order, So I'm not 153 00:09:22.559 --> 00:09:26.919 entirely sure, but I do know, like on iHeart you can sort it 154 00:09:28.000 --> 00:09:31.240 by like newest first versus oldest first, So like, I don't know if 155 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:35.879 it's the way that it's sorted that's kind of throwing it off, But I 156 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:39.080 mean, I don't know. I do my best. Yeah, it's something 157 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:41.759 we wrestled with a lot a year ish or so ago as we got a 158 00:09:41.840 --> 00:09:46.759 new platform or whatever. So you know, we just want you to have 159 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:48.480 a really good experience with the podcast, So you know, please let us 160 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:54.240 know if there's something we can do different next one. I'd like to remain 161 00:09:54.279 --> 00:09:58.240 anonymous for this email, especially if you put in the actual show. Let 162 00:09:58.240 --> 00:10:01.519 me start off by saying, your new lineup is so good. Everybody plays 163 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:03.480 such a big part in making your show great, and I love the different 164 00:10:03.480 --> 00:10:07.440 personalities. I've been a listener for many, many years, and I've been 165 00:10:07.440 --> 00:10:11.360 fortunate to have met both of you recently fallen and I even got in your 166 00:10:11.399 --> 00:10:13.960 Weekend in five a couple of weeks ago. Ah, I wonder what picture 167 00:10:15.039 --> 00:10:16.480 that was. Yeah, if I went back, I'd be like, immediately, 168 00:10:16.519 --> 00:10:20.279 okay, I get a situation. I'd like you and your wonderful listener's 169 00:10:20.320 --> 00:10:24.320 advice about I am not a drinker. I used to be, but quit 170 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:26.000 when my kids were little. My kid's dad, on the other hand, 171 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:31.320 really finds joy drinking. He has had multiple driving issues through the years. 172 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:35.720 He no longer will get behind the wheel after even one drink, but he 173 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:39.519 thinks it's okay for other family members as their records are cleaner. There's a 174 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:43.559 family member that is a very chronic drinker. On a typical day, starts 175 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:46.960 early and goes until the night. Yikes. I know when this person comes 176 00:10:48.000 --> 00:10:50.320 to town, they claim they haven't drank all day, but I feel like 177 00:10:50.399 --> 00:10:54.799 they would still be considered intoxicated by a breathalyzer, regardless as it's always in 178 00:10:54.840 --> 00:11:00.759 their system. That's awful. My kid's dad thinks it's totally okay for this 179 00:11:00.799 --> 00:11:03.200 person to drive with them as long as they've only had one or two. 180 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:07.039 My kids have been very vocal about uncomfortableness getting in the car with this person. 181 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:11.519 They have seen that person drink and drive on several occasions, and has 182 00:11:11.559 --> 00:11:15.080 in fact taken them places after one or two drinks. I can only do 183 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:16.600 so much, though, because when I approach their dad, he thinks I 184 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:22.000 overreact, and technically I really can't stop this. I'm wondering if there's someone 185 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.799 out there that might know more about what I could do to protect my kids, 186 00:11:26.919 --> 00:11:31.039 or someone that possibly has a little knowledge of the breath elizer as to 187 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:35.559 how long a chronic drinker has to be sober before they would be considered safe. 188 00:11:37.120 --> 00:11:39.799 On the average day, I would say, this person drinks probably a 189 00:11:39.840 --> 00:11:43.000 twelve pack. Thank you, you make my laugh, make me laugh all 190 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:46.960 the time, and I love the show. And she says, if you 191 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:50.320 decide to air this, can you respond to this message let me know be 192 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:54.279 horror fand okay, yeah I will. I'll write you back. I almost 193 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:58.000 think we should talk to Jonathan Fogel about that, because you should have a 194 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:07.120 right as a parent to say, dear husband, no, they are not 195 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:11.039 going to ride in the car with this guy. And husband will say like, 196 00:12:11.080 --> 00:12:15.360 oh, you're overreacting. Well, this is not showing them a bad 197 00:12:15.480 --> 00:12:18.519 movie or watching, you know, a show that's inappropriate, or maybe playing 198 00:12:18.519 --> 00:12:22.480 a video game that might be a little bit. This is life and death 199 00:12:22.679 --> 00:12:26.720 safety issue for sure. Absolutely, So I want to say, if you 200 00:12:26.879 --> 00:12:31.480 remind me, Jenny, because I'll forget. We can maybe ask Jonathan Fogel 201 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.000 about that off the air tomorrow and see what he says. Because I really 202 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:39.960 think that even if you're in a happy marriage and you see your partner doing 203 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:43.399 something that endangers the kids, like nah, I left him in the hot 204 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:48.039 car at Target for fifteen minutes. They're fine. My mom used to do 205 00:12:48.120 --> 00:12:50.720 that to us all the time, you should have a right to say no, 206 00:12:52.279 --> 00:12:54.080 I get a voice in this too, and you're not gonna do this, 207 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:58.000 right, I would think, I agree. So yeah, because it's 208 00:12:58.080 --> 00:13:01.000 your I mean, they're your kids, so obviously their safety matters to you 209 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:05.879 and it should be of like first priority for sure. Okay, hold on 210 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.399 install for a minute while I write her back and say answered this on the 211 00:13:09.440 --> 00:13:13.600 Minnesota goodbye. All right, David's answering this email right now. So Billy 212 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:18.960 and I we're going to chat about what was your favorite memory from the boat 213 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:22.159 cruise last night, if you had to choose one memory from the boat cruise 214 00:13:22.240 --> 00:13:24.200 last night. I met while this woman named Tracy, who I think we 215 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.279 all met. I really liked her. She was like, hey, I 216 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:30.639 like you. I used to be a stage manager, and then we were 217 00:13:30.639 --> 00:13:33.440 talking about stage managing and different plays, and it was really nice to be 218 00:13:33.559 --> 00:13:35.960 like, oh, this person knows what I'm talking about. So I really 219 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:39.399 enjoyed Tracy. For sure, what was your favorite? I like that. 220 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:43.759 But then I also, just because I like to speak on mental health, 221 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:46.360 I was surprised at how much of Shineedown's music revolves around mental health. So 222 00:13:46.519 --> 00:13:50.639 it was really inspiring hearing them talk between their songs, to the point that, 223 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:52.759 like, I was sort of cheering up one time when they were talking 224 00:13:52.759 --> 00:13:56.080 about their guitar player, their basic player, who has a pretty bad depression. 225 00:13:56.200 --> 00:14:00.720 So yeah, it was just it was a great cruise all in all. 226 00:14:01.559 --> 00:14:03.600 Andrew from Ohio, one of our regular staff, writers. Let's see 227 00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:05.720 what Andrew has to say. He said, I want to put it a 228 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:11.879 comment about the panhandler flower salespeople on the side of the road in Ohio near 229 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:13.120 me the past couple of months, every few days, I'll see a group 230 00:14:13.159 --> 00:14:18.360 of people at a stoplight claiming to be collecting money for a funeral. Now, 231 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:22.759 I personally don't carry cash anymore, although some of these people out here 232 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:26.240 on corners, they are with their cash tag, so it's like you can 233 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:31.039 venmo mer or cash apt me money. So I don't give them money. 234 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.440 But I'm wondering could it be a scam, like there is no funeral at 235 00:14:33.440 --> 00:14:37.000 all to begin with, or how do I know they actually will use the 236 00:14:37.039 --> 00:14:41.080 money for that cause I don't, So that's another reason I'm not given money. 237 00:14:41.120 --> 00:14:45.519 Recently, I've also seen people on TikTok live asking for money on a 238 00:14:45.559 --> 00:14:50.480 regular basis, like not selling stuff, just virtually panhanding. It's absurd. 239 00:14:52.200 --> 00:14:54.919 I would never give anybody who's anybody who's looking for money for a funeral. 240 00:14:56.159 --> 00:15:00.720 I just it sounds so scammy, like you're playing the sympathy car, like, 241 00:15:00.840 --> 00:15:03.519 oh, yeah, my brother just died and we don't have the money 242 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:07.759 to bury him, and we can't retrieve the body until blah blah blah, 243 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:11.600 No, sorry not. There's a risk with any any kind of asking for 244 00:15:11.639 --> 00:15:16.720 money situation. So if it's for a funeral, if it's on a TikTok 245 00:15:16.759 --> 00:15:18.320 live, or even if it's a person with a sign, you never know 246 00:15:18.399 --> 00:15:20.879 exactly what they're going to use the money for. Yeah, guarantee that. 247 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:24.080 Yeah, I just don't, Jenny, No, I don't. Yeah, 248 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:28.279 plan in simple, I don't as simil as that. And I fell for 249 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.240 one. I'm certain it was a scam. A year or so ago, 250 00:15:31.360 --> 00:15:35.000 I was in the grocery store in Colorado and a woman comes up to me, 251 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:37.799 and she's not natively. She spoke with a thick accent, so she's 252 00:15:37.840 --> 00:15:41.320 from somewhere else. She's got what looked like her mom with her into like 253 00:15:41.360 --> 00:15:45.039 a five year old kid, and she's got a cart about half full of 254 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:48.080 groceries. Excuse me, sir, can you help me buy some groceries? 255 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:50.080 And I firmly told her no, and I walked away. And then I 256 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:52.840 started thinking about, uh, because you know what, a lot of people 257 00:15:52.840 --> 00:15:58.639 can't afford groceries, and a lot of people are you know, not eating 258 00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:02.240 or they eat, but you know, their kids don't. Their kids eat, 259 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:03.799 but they don't whatever, And so I felt bad. I thought, 260 00:16:03.919 --> 00:16:07.759 I am fortunate enough, not lucky. It has nothing to do with luck. 261 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:11.919 I am fortunate enough to have an abundance of money, not a huge 262 00:16:11.919 --> 00:16:15.080 abundance, but I've got so I had a hundred dollar bill in my pocket. 263 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.000 So I gave her a hundred dollar bill and she said, oh, 264 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:21.320 thank you, bless you, sir, and I felt pretty good about it, 265 00:16:21.399 --> 00:16:22.879 even knowing that it could have been a scam. I was a little 266 00:16:22.879 --> 00:16:26.279 disheartened that she didn't look at it and notice it's a fucking hundred dollars bill, 267 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.879 because that was a really generous give, not just a five. And 268 00:16:30.919 --> 00:16:33.159 she didn't even look at it. She just took it and you know, 269 00:16:33.559 --> 00:16:37.120 pocketed it. And then I told the story on the radio, and so 270 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.600 many people called and said, yeah, that's a total scam. I work 271 00:16:40.639 --> 00:16:44.000 at a grocery store and we have to kick people like that out because they 272 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:48.600 walk around and harass our customers panhandling for money in the grocery store. So 273 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:52.919 I'll never do it again. Yeah, but I mean, in that moment, 274 00:16:53.200 --> 00:16:57.080 what if, Like it's always a weird risk regardless, Like what if 275 00:16:57.080 --> 00:17:00.919 she did need money for groceries and you gave her money for groceries? Good 276 00:17:00.919 --> 00:17:03.720 for Yeah, I mean I don't feel terrible about it because I figure that 277 00:17:03.759 --> 00:17:08.519 in some way or another she needed money or she was being forced by someone 278 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:15.240 to go solicit for money. We got an email from Paula and she sends 279 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:18.079 in a bunch of pictures from the boat cruise last night. Ah. So, 280 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:22.519 Paula says, great to meet you guys. I thought i'd share some 281 00:17:22.599 --> 00:17:26.839 pics. Thanks for taking time to visit and take pictures with us. And 282 00:17:26.079 --> 00:17:29.799 I remember Paula, she was very charming, and that's her husband. She 283 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.799 was a big station fan and her husband was a big Shine Doown fan, 284 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.319 So it all worked out really well. There's a picture of you and Jenny 285 00:17:37.400 --> 00:17:41.680 and Paula and Bailey and Vaunt and oh she got one with all of us. 286 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:44.759 Yeah. So, Paula, it was a pleasure to meet you and 287 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:47.039 your husband. Hope you had a good time last night. I will assume 288 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:53.400 you will, Okay, Minnesota, goodbye. Hello, Hope you're all having 289 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:56.160 a great week. I really enjoyed Tuesday Morning show and have a couple of 290 00:17:56.200 --> 00:18:00.799 thoughts on the Great chicken debate. First of all, you guys are totally 291 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.799 valid saying Chick fil A is not the best chicken. But as a four 292 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:07.200 and a half year employee of Chick fil A, I do have to set 293 00:18:07.240 --> 00:18:11.319 the record straight on a couple of things. One, while not quite as 294 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:15.440 big a menu as KFC, Chick fil A does have a pretty expansive venue. 295 00:18:15.440 --> 00:18:18.519 Of course, we have the chicken sandwich, but also a spicy and 296 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:23.960 grilled sandwich. The chicken does actually taste different. The sandwiches, nuggets, 297 00:18:23.960 --> 00:18:30.240 and strips have slightly different seasonings. The most obvious of the differences between it 298 00:18:32.079 --> 00:18:34.960 is the wait hold on. The most obvious of the differences is between the 299 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:40.799 and then the sentence actually literally cuts off. Oh no, she says, 300 00:18:40.960 --> 00:18:45.799 actually different. I don't know. The chicken from Colvers is the best. 301 00:18:45.920 --> 00:18:51.200 Oh and I would eat their chicken any day before Chick fil A. Also 302 00:18:51.240 --> 00:18:53.319 a strange question for Jenny. Here we go. I live in Minnesota, 303 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:57.960 go to school in Wisconsin. Grandma lives in Wisconsin, but I would like 304 00:18:59.000 --> 00:19:02.440 to spend more time there in the summer. Is it just me? Or 305 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:07.000 do mornings feel different in Minnesota versus Wisconsin? For some reason. To me, 306 00:19:07.079 --> 00:19:10.440 they just have a different vibe. Wisconsin always has felt more dewey and 307 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:15.240 foggy, while Minnesota feels more windy and light. Maybe I'm crazy, but 308 00:19:15.359 --> 00:19:18.240 some of my friends also feel the same way. What do you think is 309 00:19:18.279 --> 00:19:22.240 someone who has lived in both places? Also congratch Toofont and Bailey for joining 310 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:25.799 the show. Dart lick from Cassie Well, we're her two words to describe 311 00:19:25.799 --> 00:19:32.559 Wisconsin foggy and dewey, Okay, mornings. I don't know, because I 312 00:19:32.599 --> 00:19:34.880 always stay at my house I grew up in, growing up, so I 313 00:19:34.880 --> 00:19:38.079 feel like it's very nostalgic, and I have the same feeling going back there, 314 00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:41.519 So I don't know that. I almost could compare that because it is 315 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:45.279 a different feeling because it's the house I grew up in and I walk outside. 316 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.279 So maybe, but I don't, I don't know. It might it 317 00:19:48.359 --> 00:19:52.319 might be just you. I wonder if it's like the hills it's I mean, 318 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:55.160 isn't Wisconsin far more hilly than I think it is? Is this? 319 00:19:56.279 --> 00:19:59.960 I mean, not in the drive that I do, but a little maybe 320 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:04.000 a little bit more. I would see people make fun of Wisconsin from Minnesota, 321 00:20:04.000 --> 00:20:08.119 but Wisconsin is gorgeous, a gorgeous state. It really is. I 322 00:20:08.119 --> 00:20:12.240 mean, we have pretty much we as if I still live there. They 323 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:15.839 have just as many lakes as Minnesota for the most part, So cabin like, 324 00:20:15.880 --> 00:20:18.599 the whole cabin culture is still like very much the same. It's not 325 00:20:18.839 --> 00:20:22.079 much different than Minnesota. Yeah, and it is beautiful. And I've traveled 326 00:20:22.079 --> 00:20:26.759 through Wisconsin one time. We went from here. I think it intersects with 327 00:20:26.839 --> 00:20:29.920 the up of Michigan, doesn't It border on the up of Michigan. So 328 00:20:29.960 --> 00:20:32.839 we didn't take the freeways. We took the back roads and it was just 329 00:20:33.079 --> 00:20:37.279 gorgeous. It was like, Wow, these cool little towns and just the 330 00:20:37.319 --> 00:20:40.680 farmers fields and the hills and the bluffs. It's just beautiful God's country. 331 00:20:41.279 --> 00:20:45.960 It's God's country out there. Next one, Kendras says, first of all, 332 00:20:47.079 --> 00:20:49.000 can you all move your mic stands around and find out which one is 333 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:53.119 squeaking? If my listening near serves right, I'm betting Jenny's is the squeaky 334 00:20:53.160 --> 00:20:57.559 one. I'll send over some WD forty if Iheartbatia can't pay for it, 335 00:20:57.720 --> 00:21:03.680 I'll move mine first. Nothing, Bailey, nothing, Jenny. Oh, 336 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:06.920 there was a little squeak. It might be mine. I think it's fine 337 00:21:06.960 --> 00:21:10.680 though, Oh it's Jenny, it's mine. That's fact. And I do 338 00:21:10.759 --> 00:21:12.720 have to move things a lot during the Minnesota Goodbye because I have to look 339 00:21:12.720 --> 00:21:17.799 at a monitor and monitor things while we're doing this. So unfortunately, yeah, 340 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:21.720 that probably is mine you're hearing. I'm sorry. I try really carefully 341 00:21:21.720 --> 00:21:23.240 because I know it squeaks. To move it in a way that doesn't squeak, 342 00:21:23.640 --> 00:21:29.079 but I am aware that it squeaks. Yeah, we got WD forty 343 00:21:29.079 --> 00:21:32.359 in the back room somewhere. We'll try to remember to take care of it. 344 00:21:32.960 --> 00:21:37.440 And last email. Here we go, it says Dave Jenny Vaunton Bailey. 345 00:21:37.880 --> 00:21:41.200 First of all, love the dynamic and vibes of the show. You're 346 00:21:41.200 --> 00:21:42.519 all killing it. I've been laughing out loud, and when I'm in public 347 00:21:42.519 --> 00:21:45.599 places listening, I look like a crazy person. I love that. Sarah, 348 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:49.640 thank you. Today on the show you called dairy Queen. Dave had 349 00:21:49.640 --> 00:21:53.319 to talk to the person off the air, and Jenny said, legally we 350 00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:56.000 got to tell them around the radio. That was just a matter of respect, 351 00:21:56.039 --> 00:22:00.240 you know what I mean. There's somebody sitting there there a professional kind 352 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:04.319 of identifying who they are, specifically this is the person who answers the phone 353 00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:10.640 at Dairy Queen. And I wanted to be respectful because if she didn't want 354 00:22:10.640 --> 00:22:12.240 to be on the radio, and I didn't want her to act as a 355 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:15.599 representative of dairy Queen. So in other words, I didn't want to like, 356 00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:18.279 say, Hi, what's your name Ronda? Hi, Ronda, we're 357 00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:22.359 on the radio on KATIEWB. What do you do over dairy Queen? Oh? 358 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:25.720 Well, I answer the phone's Ronda? Tell us whether the cherry coat 359 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:30.160 dip is still available? What if Ronda's wrong? What if she gets anxiety 360 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:32.680 because she doesn't want to be I didn't. I did want to be a 361 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:36.000 jerk, so I kind of took her off the air. So good question, 362 00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:41.440 Thanks all, love you, darts and licks from Sarah. Sarah, 363 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:45.240 you nasty. Thank you very much, And that's going to wrap it up 364 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:48.839 for the Minnesota Goodbye. I appreciate all the emails, and we have several 365 00:22:48.920 --> 00:22:53.039 leftover, and I hate when we have leftovers because sometimes they get lost in 366 00:22:53.079 --> 00:22:56.400 the shuffle. But I will try my best, try my best get back 367 00:22:56.440 --> 00:23:03.519 to you on tomorrow's Minnesota Goodbye Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.