WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.359 Hi everyone, Tony from Hacking Movies here and today we're going to talk about 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:11.640 the exciting reboot slash prequel to X Men x Men First Class today on Hack 3 00:00:11.679 --> 00:00:23.320 of Movies. Hey, Tony, why are you sitting quietly indoors with sunglasses 4 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:27.519 on? These aren't sunglasses. These are the v Chure pro XR glasses. 5 00:00:27.559 --> 00:00:31.679 And I'm finishing up watching the last movie for our episode right now. You're 6 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:36.880 watching a movie as we speak. You bet your roboke, I mean Tom, 7 00:00:36.920 --> 00:00:40.320 Sorry, I was watching the movie. 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It's almost like you 26 00:02:15.919 --> 00:02:21.000 have a mobile Cerebro from the X Men movies. Go to the link in 27 00:02:21.039 --> 00:02:24.039 the description and use promo code Hack the Movies to get ten percent off your 28 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:30.319 entire order, except for the new pro XR glasses, which are truly amazing. 29 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:36.639 Hi, Johannah, sorry, I don't know where I am. I 30 00:02:36.719 --> 00:02:42.520 haven't been here, and well, Johannah looks months this is the first time 31 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:46.439 you've been in studio for an episode all year. I mean, you famously 32 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:52.520 were in that much beloved February wrap up where absolutely nothing went wrong and you 33 00:02:52.560 --> 00:02:57.840 were totally sober, and I'm definitely what's sober? Rewatch rewatch that video? 34 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:02.639 I mean it was a little not but yeah, but it was obvious by 35 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:05.599 the way. I had to have a talk with a bunch of people, 36 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:07.520 Like even the last one. I'm like, hey, it's a little obvious. 37 00:03:07.520 --> 00:03:13.039 Can you guys just but yes? Uh. Before that, it was 38 00:03:14.319 --> 00:03:16.759 Nightmare before Christmas. Definitely not home, We're bound. That was the Cat's 39 00:03:16.840 --> 00:03:21.520 episode, not your you had a cat episode. Space Cat was in an 40 00:03:21.520 --> 00:03:23.680 episode. Oh did you not watch it? I wonder what she sounds like. 41 00:03:25.599 --> 00:03:30.360 Don't worry, It's okay if you missed it. Many people didn't watch 42 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:34.240 it. I thought that was a great idea. Who are you guys? 43 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:38.240 That was a desperate That was something he did as a joke and I'm like, 44 00:03:38.520 --> 00:03:44.199 I'll never release this and I went, oh god. Anyway, but 45 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:47.960 in the meantime, we know we brought back our Godzilla podcast, Cassilla versus 46 00:03:49.039 --> 00:03:52.639 the Pod Monster, and yeah, I'm wearing the shirt and honor of it, 47 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.240 and you've been on that channel. And actually the last time you were 48 00:03:54.280 --> 00:04:00.520 in studio is when we shot those uh segments for Gills video where he plugged 49 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:04.879 our channel, which was deleted several days after the video came in. I 50 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:10.360 think it's skills. We can't talk about that all day long. We got 51 00:04:10.360 --> 00:04:13.840 to talk about X Men. We're going all in on X Men this year 52 00:04:13.960 --> 00:04:20.240 because Wolverine is back. Baby, how shocking. Wow. They offered him 53 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:26.959 money and he said yes, whoa uh yeah, and we're doing X Men 54 00:04:27.000 --> 00:04:30.439 first class. Now you're probably wondering, Tony, you did the previous three, 55 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:34.600 why aren't you doing X Men origins Wolverine. I mean, we'll mention 56 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:40.920 it a little bit, especially how this movie you're about to review ignores it 57 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:45.439 a lot. I will be doing what is the best Wolverine at some point. 58 00:04:45.560 --> 00:04:49.319 And I have a special guest in mine who's very very big into the 59 00:04:49.360 --> 00:04:58.319 comics scene. No it's not Hugh Jackman. He's a huge man, but 60 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:01.839 he's not Hugh Jackman. Did a doctor Cox from Scrubs since he always made 61 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:05.240 the Hugh Jackman. No, no, no, no. I have a 62 00:05:05.360 --> 00:05:10.600 very very special friend who's well versed in comics. You might know his girlfriend. 63 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:15.120 She's also very big into comics. They support indie comic creators. Sometimes 64 00:05:15.120 --> 00:05:19.160 they show up at those creators warehouses uninvited. No, that's their house. 65 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:25.639 They're docsing, Okay, we're gonna move past that. So there is a 66 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:29.040 best Wolverine episode in development. We will circle back. We're just gonna do 67 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:32.240 all three. And I'm actually glad we're skipping this one right now because I 68 00:05:32.279 --> 00:05:36.160 hate this movie anyway. X Men first Class, all right, this started 69 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:42.639 off as X Men Origins Magneto and uh, because remember that was like after 70 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:44.800 last stand, It's like, what are they gonna do next? And they 71 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:48.040 announced they're gonna make these prequels, and obviously Wolverine was first because he was 72 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:51.319 the most popular. Yeah, but people love Magneto and they're like, hey, 73 00:05:51.399 --> 00:05:57.800 we really like the sympathetic character. Ian McKellen's getting old. But if 74 00:05:57.800 --> 00:06:00.639 they brought him back anyway later on, Uh, they were like, yeah, 75 00:06:00.639 --> 00:06:01.800 so what can we do? They Oh, why don't we do Magneto's 76 00:06:01.879 --> 00:06:06.759 origin? And then apparently around the time of X Men two, the one 77 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:12.759 producer was bounced around the idea of doing like a young X Men prequel. 78 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:16.120 Also Magneto fell through. People say it was because the writer strike, the 79 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.199 two thousand and seven, two thousand and eightish writer strike might have gotten in 80 00:06:19.199 --> 00:06:23.879 a way, But you know, they were supposed to shoot in two thousand 81 00:06:23.920 --> 00:06:27.800 and nine, and I'm guessing they saw how X Men Origins Wolverine went and 82 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:30.639 they went, you know what, let's not do this. Let's let's let's 83 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:34.759 let's figure let's do something else. So someone pitched the idea of doing the 84 00:06:34.920 --> 00:06:40.759 X Men First Class because a comic book had just come out. Don't worry, 85 00:06:40.879 --> 00:06:44.240 this has nothing to do with the comic book other than Professor X and 86 00:06:44.279 --> 00:06:46.800 it's his first team. It's not even the team from the comic. I 87 00:06:46.839 --> 00:06:49.040 mean, I think we all know the original X Men team. I have 88 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:56.160 them here was what was it Cyclops Marvel Girl, which was Jean Gray beast 89 00:06:56.399 --> 00:07:01.600 Iceman. I thought there was someone else's Angel Angel but yeah, oh god, 90 00:07:02.319 --> 00:07:04.800 I knocked over the DVD. So, yeah, they decided to do 91 00:07:04.800 --> 00:07:09.160 this X Men First Class. They worked the hell Fire Club into it, 92 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:14.240 which were supposed to be a big part of the Dark Phoenix story. They 93 00:07:14.279 --> 00:07:16.759 didn't make it into that movie. Yeah, Now we all were mad at 94 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:24.240 Brian Singer. Okay, in two thousand and eleven, twenty ten, we 95 00:07:24.240 --> 00:07:29.600 were mad at Brian Singer for not doing X Men three. People are mad 96 00:07:29.639 --> 00:07:33.680 at him for different reasons these days, nothing serious. So he was supposed 97 00:07:33.720 --> 00:07:38.439 to come back and actually direct this, he had to walk away. He 98 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:41.319 developed the story and everything and he was hands on as a producer, but 99 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:45.720 he had to leave to do the memorable film Jack the Giant Killer. It's 100 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:49.480 my favorite movie. Oh, what's your favorite part of the movie. Jack 101 00:07:49.560 --> 00:07:55.480 was a giant killer. That was a good part. Who can forget the 102 00:07:55.560 --> 00:08:03.000 memorable performance the character Jack had played by that guy? Yeah, best actor. 103 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:07.360 And remember that villain, the other guy. Oh, he was terrifying. 104 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:15.160 Ryan Singer made the right choice. Hey, he directed a Best Picture 105 00:08:15.360 --> 00:08:18.040 nominee. Uh huh, he didn't get Best Director. I don't even think 106 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:22.839 he was in the oscars. But anyway, uh so they got Matthew Vaughan. 107 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:26.079 Now this is kind of interesting because he was set to direct X Men 108 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:30.279 three and he like walked off that project. And then he was also supposed 109 00:08:30.319 --> 00:08:33.240 to direct Thor and then that didn't happen. So they're like, well, 110 00:08:33.320 --> 00:08:35.840 you're back for X Men and they're like they kind of pitched him. They're 111 00:08:35.840 --> 00:08:39.039 like, you can just do whatever you want, like continuity, continuity, 112 00:08:39.399 --> 00:08:43.440 pick and choose whatever you liked from the movies to keep and do your own 113 00:08:43.480 --> 00:08:48.080 thing. So that was appealing to him. So, yeah, this whole 114 00:08:48.080 --> 00:08:52.679 film is not super concerned with the continuity of the films, which is very 115 00:08:52.679 --> 00:08:56.799 clear. But then like, but then the next film, a Brian Singer 116 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:01.559 comes back, tries to make them continent, and again it's very confusing. 117 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:07.279 But yeah, we saw this together. Yep. What were your feelings about 118 00:09:07.279 --> 00:09:11.639 this going into it? At the time. I wasn't expecting anything great because 119 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:13.559 we haven't gotten anything great in a while. Yeah, so I was just 120 00:09:13.639 --> 00:09:16.200 kind of like, uh, as long as it's fun, I guess. 121 00:09:16.240 --> 00:09:20.440 But then I was pleasantly surprised. Yeah, what uh? What were your 122 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:26.759 thoughts on X Men three? The music was good, I I I. 123 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:31.600 Yeah, the music's good. Dark Phoenix music was very good. What do 124 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:37.440 you think about X Men origins Wolverine? What movie? Yeah? Yeah, 125 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:41.399 I don't know if we were talking at that time. We weren't talking at 126 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:46.679 the time Wolverine came out. I don't think so, but I was very 127 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:50.120 angry in that movie. I'm like what the fuck was that. I was 128 00:09:50.200 --> 00:09:52.279 like, I can't. I take back every bad thing I ever said about 129 00:09:52.360 --> 00:09:56.120 X Men three. That was gold. I was looking on my Facebook. 130 00:09:56.120 --> 00:09:58.960 I don't remember if it was today or yesterday, but it was the anniverse 131 00:10:00.360 --> 00:10:05.559 when we were all the drink together. I mentioned that story recently. Yeah, 132 00:10:05.799 --> 00:10:13.600 I mentioned that story. Was like, yeah, that was a fun 133 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:18.639 day. Oh man, I should have swiped right when I saw her again, 134 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:24.440 really put you in your pa anyway, I had an actually try to 135 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:26.960 beat up John. I didn't know what to expect going in. I was 136 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:30.639 like, all right, maybe it'll be good. I was really let down 137 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.320 with the last two. I'll give it a shot. So, yeah, 138 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:43.840 let's go through this film, this fresh reboot of this series. It's gonna 139 00:10:43.879 --> 00:10:48.399 start over. He's gonna put his own stamp on it. It starts exactly 140 00:10:50.480 --> 00:10:56.240 exactly like that. They just got new actors to play those characters. I 141 00:10:56.240 --> 00:11:00.480 think they even read used some footage there. I think they did. Yeah, 142 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:03.360 whenever you couldn't see the other actor's face, they reuse that footage. 143 00:11:03.559 --> 00:11:05.960 Yeah, we get to see the Magneto scene again of him like bending they 144 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:11.120 I don't mind it. It's cool. It's cool. Yeah, how are 145 00:11:11.159 --> 00:11:16.279 they gonna reboot Magneto going forward? They have to come up with like a 146 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:20.240 new thing for him because people I saw some people being like, you should 147 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:24.399 be a Holocaust survivor. I'm like, that's gonna be a really elderly Magneto. 148 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:28.039 He's gonna be really easy to take care of. I don't know, 149 00:11:28.240 --> 00:11:31.720 leave your opinions on how they should reboot Magneto. And then we also meet 150 00:11:31.759 --> 00:11:35.759 a young Charles Xavier and he's in the kitchen. His mom's in the kitchen 151 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:41.039 wearing the same dress he's wearing in a photo which is in the kitchen for 152 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:46.919 some reason, and this turns out to be little kid Mystique Raven, and 153 00:11:46.919 --> 00:11:50.919 he's like, you're not my mom a and then he sees it's a blue 154 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:52.639 girl. He's like, yay, I'm not alone. I'm a mute. 155 00:11:54.440 --> 00:11:56.799 And then he's like we're both the exact same and she's like, well, 156 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.519 not really, not really. I mean, you could control people's eye, 157 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:05.840 look like a blue alien lady who has to discuss it. You can hide 158 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:09.360 yourself a little easier, yeah, I mean she could hide herself, but 159 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:13.840 like she shouldn't have to exactly that's what she said in X two X Men 160 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:18.240 United. But yeah, he's like, hey, don't worry about it. 161 00:12:18.440 --> 00:12:20.840 You can have you don't have to go hungry ever again. You can live 162 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.639 here. You don't have to still live here and eat all the food blah. 163 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:28.039 And I was just like what, yeah, how did that work out? 164 00:12:28.120 --> 00:12:31.720 Like, yeah, hey mom, hey dad, I know you don't 165 00:12:31.759 --> 00:12:33.399 really like raise me in general, but like, here's our new daughter. 166 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:37.080 Did he like mess with her heads? I'm yes saying he did, because 167 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.320 how else It's just like, oh, here's maybe she hid the blue stuff 168 00:12:41.360 --> 00:12:43.799 from them. Oh yeah, that'd be easy to like do, but like, 169 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:48.759 did he put it in their mind that that's the daughter? And yeah, 170 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:52.799 I'm pretty sure he like persuaded them to adopt her. And I don't 171 00:12:52.799 --> 00:12:54.360 remember. It wasn't even like his dad. He mentioned there was a stepdad 172 00:12:54.440 --> 00:12:58.399 in that mansion. It's still a dad. Yeah yeah, but I remember, 173 00:12:58.639 --> 00:13:03.840 like you were all kind of confused, We're like wait, what whatever 174 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:07.480 it's like. But when going into this film, before I realized it was 175 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:09.879 gonna break on to me, I'm just like, wait, that was his 176 00:13:09.080 --> 00:13:18.440 sister and I'm like wow, different type of sister steps Like wow, But 177 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:22.960 mystique can change her shape and stuff to get out of situations, but she 178 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:31.279 always getting stuck in the dryer. I don't understand. I thought that was 179 00:13:31.279 --> 00:13:33.559 weird. She was like in her underword, like help me step brother. 180 00:13:35.919 --> 00:13:43.039 She could just stand up anyway. But yeah, I remember, because I'm 181 00:13:43.039 --> 00:13:46.200 thinking back to the first movie. I'm like, oh, so mystique like 182 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:52.480 sabotage Cerebro to scramble his brain. Yeah, she looked pretty thrilled about it. 183 00:13:52.480 --> 00:13:54.320 She wasn't just like, uh, it's a shame I have to do 184 00:13:54.360 --> 00:14:01.559 this to my adopted brother. Instead, she's like old fucker, Like she 185 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:05.799 clearly didn't know him in the first one, not whatever. But yeah, 186 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:11.200 now they're bff's. And then uh, then we see what you're called. 187 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:16.600 Uh, Eric get brought into what's his fake name? It's Sebastian Shaw. 188 00:14:16.759 --> 00:14:22.960 Kevin Kevin Bacon is playing Sebastian name Schmidt. I think there was Schmidt. 189 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:26.320 Uh yeah, he's brought in and he's trying to force Eric to use his 190 00:14:26.360 --> 00:14:30.679 abilities and he can't do it. It's part was pretty fucked. Schmid's a 191 00:14:30.720 --> 00:14:33.000 bad guy. Shaw's a bad guy. So he's like, oh man, 192 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:37.639 it's not working. How can I motivate this kid to use his power. 193 00:14:37.720 --> 00:14:39.360 So they bring his mother in and he's like, all right, well, 194 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:43.039 i'm gonna count down. I'm gonna count the three. Yeah, and you're 195 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:48.679 gonna move that coin or I'm gonna shoot your mother. He doesn't do it. 196 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:54.279 He shoots the mother, and it turns out anger and rage is what 197 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:58.720 fuels Magneto's power, and he just yeah, like he just like kind of 198 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:01.840 localized it just to that area first and then yeah, then suddenly just turns 199 00:15:01.879 --> 00:15:07.159 to the guards, who I mean they're also involved in the murder of the 200 00:15:07.200 --> 00:15:09.799 mother too, yes, but like they're kind of just standing there. Well, 201 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:15.519 they drink. Yeah, he kills everyone, but Sebastian, who is 202 00:15:15.679 --> 00:15:18.799 the one who actually killed the mother, they kind of okay, So they 203 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:24.799 kind of wrote themselves into a corridor here because it's like, Okay, technically, 204 00:15:24.840 --> 00:15:28.679 if Magneto would have tried to kill him, it wouldn't have worked because 205 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.720 his power, of Sebastian's power would have stopped him. But they didn't want 206 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:37.240 to reveal that he was a mutant. So that scene is kind of awkward 207 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:41.720 because it's like, uh, because like like we like the scriptwriter and we 208 00:15:41.799 --> 00:15:46.279 know that he's powerful, but like that kid doesn't know he should try to 209 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:50.559 kill him, and then he just doesn't. Also, the digital effects in 210 00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:56.399 this were weak. Some of it was very wonky. Yeah, like almost 211 00:15:56.480 --> 00:15:58.320 cartoony some of them, and like, I don't know, like I had 212 00:15:58.320 --> 00:16:03.200 that complaint with Part three and some scenes, but for a lot of this 213 00:16:03.279 --> 00:16:07.799 movie the digital effects are just they stand out a lot. They're not very 214 00:16:07.840 --> 00:16:11.799 good. They get a little bit better toward the end the Cuba fight, 215 00:16:11.639 --> 00:16:15.840 but yeah, everything leading up to that, Like even though the stuff swirling 216 00:16:15.879 --> 00:16:18.960 around, I'm like this, Yeah, that looked weird, I'm like this 217 00:16:18.000 --> 00:16:22.759 should looked better at this point. What's going on here? I mean, 218 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:26.559 I shouldn't complain about bad CGI and an X Men movie. As I hold 219 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:30.679 a copy of X Men origins, Wolverene remember his clothes looked like Roger want 220 00:16:30.679 --> 00:16:33.879 to talk about so then, uh, I kind of like this. We 221 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:37.519 flash forward. Professor X is hidden on a lady. Who is that girl? 222 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:41.919 She's super familiar? Is that the girl from Malignant and Annabel? Yes 223 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:47.720 it is, Yes, she was the tutors. Okay, yes she looks 224 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:49.960 like that girl. I'll double my pretty sure, I will look right now 225 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:55.279 Yep, that was her. That was correct. Confirmed it was her. 226 00:16:56.440 --> 00:17:00.200 But yeah, she has like the two different eyes and these songs like a 227 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:06.960 mutation. It's a very groovy mutation. But what I like about this is 228 00:17:07.880 --> 00:17:11.640 he's doing the quote from the first X Men movie, like mutation blah blah 229 00:17:11.640 --> 00:17:15.799 blah blah, but he's doing it like drunk to pick up on a girl. 230 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:18.119 Like that's kind of fine. It has enabled us to evolve from a 231 00:17:18.160 --> 00:17:22.480 single celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. Mutation took us from 232 00:17:22.519 --> 00:17:26.759 single saled organisms to being the dominant form of reproductive life on this planet. 233 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:33.519 This is fun and this this movie helped get over my hatred James McAvoy. 234 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:37.519 Why do you hate James McAvoy? Now you fucking remember why I hate James? 235 00:17:37.720 --> 00:17:42.119 Oh yeah, mister Tumnus. Look, mister Tumnas could get it just 236 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:52.359 because you couldn't get it. In high school, I apparently resembled that's college, 237 00:17:52.480 --> 00:17:56.119 I'll find the picture. In college, I embraced the mister tumness thing. 238 00:17:56.319 --> 00:18:00.720 But no, in high school, everyone kept saying like, hey, 239 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.720 do you see Chronicles of Narnia? And I went no, Lane, except 240 00:18:03.759 --> 00:18:07.759 I didn't say lame because it was two thousand and five. Uh, but 241 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:10.839 I was like no, Uh. They're like, you look like the goat 242 00:18:10.920 --> 00:18:14.720 man, and I'm just like, fuck you, thanks. What the fuck 243 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:18.680 kind of compliment is that? Apparently I really looked like I only looked like 244 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:22.559 James McAvoy when he was a goat man. I've looked like him no other 245 00:18:22.640 --> 00:18:29.359 time. The facial hair, Yeah, my stupid teen not really growing intel 246 00:18:29.440 --> 00:18:32.720 facial hair look like a fucking goat man. Oh, James McAvoy was hot 247 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:36.440 in that movie. I don't care. So this movie helped get over my 248 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:41.559 hatred of him. It maybe develop a hatred for a different actor who I 249 00:18:41.599 --> 00:18:44.599 then had to get over my hatred of. But we'll get to his scene 250 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:48.119 soon. So, yeah, he's hitting on girls, he likes his mutation, 251 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:53.799 he's studying mutations. But Raven feels a little left out. She's like, 252 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:59.480 I wanna be like this, but I'm always hiding and I want to 253 00:18:59.519 --> 00:19:03.160 be out proud. And they have kind of like a resistance there where he's 254 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:06.279 like, well, you gotta hide because people will kill you, and she's 255 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:08.559 like yeah, but she wouldn't be trying to change the world or anything. 256 00:19:08.599 --> 00:19:11.839 And then she's like, do you find me pretty? And it's like, 257 00:19:11.920 --> 00:19:22.359 oh, she's gonna get stuck in the dryer again, Oh my god. 258 00:19:27.240 --> 00:19:32.920 Uh yeah, they have like a weird brother sister relationship. It doesn't even 259 00:19:33.000 --> 00:19:37.839 like feel brother and sisterly. Yeah, it's just well he's acting like a 260 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:41.920 brother, but she's like constantly asked him like questions, but like it's like, 261 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:45.440 are you into him or you just want him to reassure you that other 262 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:51.119 boys will like you. I think it's just like she doesn't really get attention, 263 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:53.880 and she's probably very sheltered in that way because like he doesn't let her 264 00:19:55.359 --> 00:20:00.160 go and do stuff. Yeah yeah, yeah, so probably that although she's 265 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:02.559 got a point because she starts showing off a little bit. It's like, 266 00:20:02.920 --> 00:20:07.880 come on, lady, but she can't control it, you know. By 267 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:12.160 the way, this version of his steak, now that I've like rewatched a 268 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:15.759 lot of the cartoon, actually, by the time this comes out, I've 269 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:18.400 probably seen all of it. It's weird to think that she grew up in 270 00:20:18.480 --> 00:20:22.039 like besides being a kid, she grew up in like this really nice family 271 00:20:22.039 --> 00:20:26.960 and stuff. Meanwhile, the mystique from the cartoon is like I hate everyone 272 00:20:27.039 --> 00:20:32.039 and I sleep with rich guys, and if I birth a blue monkey baby, 273 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:33.720 I tossed that asshole in the water. I don't want that shit. 274 00:20:34.160 --> 00:20:37.720 Like she's really ruthless, and that's how she felt in the first few movies. 275 00:20:37.759 --> 00:20:41.839 Then in this she's like, I'm just sad because I want to talk 276 00:20:41.920 --> 00:20:45.759 to boys and I want to be myself. Yeah, I'm like, I 277 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:48.480 don't really see Jennifer Lawrence. By the way, this was like early Jennifer 278 00:20:48.559 --> 00:20:52.240 Lawrence. This might be I think this is right after Hunger Games, No, 279 00:20:52.240 --> 00:20:56.880 no, before it is. This is after Winter's Bone. Does she 280 00:20:56.920 --> 00:21:00.920 win the Hospital Bone she got something for Yeah, but that was like her 281 00:21:02.119 --> 00:21:04.640 breakout thing. And then they put her in this and she does have the 282 00:21:04.759 --> 00:21:11.160 actual Rebecca Remain makeup effects. They tone it down in the next two or 283 00:21:11.240 --> 00:21:15.519 next three. Actually she does look weird Rebecca Remains. Do you remember people 284 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:21.440 were saying she was fat? Oh yeah, I think that was around Day's 285 00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:23.680 Future past or something. I think it was in this one too, but 286 00:21:23.720 --> 00:21:26.440 they were saying she's fat. I'm like, where the frick is she fat? 287 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:32.000 Well? I think she. I think there were scenes where she was 288 00:21:32.000 --> 00:21:34.640 actually wearing a body suit instead of painting and then they like, you know, 289 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:38.279 they digitally smoothed it out. So I think people were taking behind the 290 00:21:38.319 --> 00:21:44.079 scenes photos of her in the body suits. Regardless she far from it. 291 00:21:44.160 --> 00:21:47.200 Like, if you think that's fat, you get yourself checked out because you're 292 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:51.759 insane, Johanna. I don't sympathize with fat people anymore. Now that I'm 293 00:21:51.839 --> 00:21:56.759 sexy buff Tony, I'm working really hard to flex these biceps, and I 294 00:21:56.799 --> 00:22:03.920 realized by airy that really hurts. The point that you have to flex so 295 00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:10.920 hard is disgusting. O my god. Someone left a comment They're like, 296 00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:15.559 I'm not ready for the hot Tony arc. Oh, people are telling me 297 00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:22.960 they're ready for buff mommy Johannah, So yeah, pass uh yeah. This 298 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:26.400 is where I started taking note of her. I eventually saw Winter's Bone afterwards, 299 00:22:26.559 --> 00:22:29.279 like, Wow, that girl could act. And she's been in some 300 00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:33.680 good movies and some bad movies and some of those girl, Oh my god, 301 00:22:33.720 --> 00:22:41.079 what was that really awful movie with Chris Pratt? Oh, Passengers awful? 302 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:44.920 I heard that comedy she was in last year was pretty good. Oh. 303 00:22:45.000 --> 00:22:52.720 When she goes full Naky, well I didn't know about that. It 304 00:22:52.839 --> 00:22:56.240 was called, but it's where she's like pretending to be a kid's girlfriend room 305 00:22:56.279 --> 00:23:02.079 restaurant. Yeah. Okay, so we see adult played by Michael Fassbender, 306 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:07.319 who at this point was in a bunch of things. He was in three 307 00:23:07.440 --> 00:23:12.160 hundred, He was also I believe he was in jonah X. The DC 308 00:23:12.400 --> 00:23:18.920 Comics had a jonah X. This is another one where I feel like this 309 00:23:18.039 --> 00:23:22.759 kind of like made him even bigger like he was. He was a name 310 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:26.839 at that point, but this is like the probably the biggest movies, and 311 00:23:26.880 --> 00:23:30.559 he did like an awesome job. Yeah, he did a really good job 312 00:23:30.599 --> 00:23:33.599 with this. I have especially I like James McAvoy this, and I think 313 00:23:33.599 --> 00:23:36.839 he becomes like a good professor X. He never really feels like the Patrick 314 00:23:36.960 --> 00:23:41.039 Stewart professor X. This I kind of buy him as like the young I 315 00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:44.880 McKellen. So, yeah, he's at a bank what was it in France 316 00:23:45.119 --> 00:23:48.759 or was it a Swiss bank? And he's saying like wei, So I 317 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:52.039 assume the guy's fringe he's in I don't remember. He's in some kind of 318 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:56.920 bank that accepts Nazi gold and he has like the big Nazi gold bar there. 319 00:23:56.480 --> 00:24:00.440 So they assumed that he's like shady like that movie. Yeah, we'll 320 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:03.319 accept your goal sure, and then he like, this scene's pretty awesome. 321 00:24:03.559 --> 00:24:08.799 This probably would have been the Magneto movie, like him hunting down the Nazis. 322 00:24:10.519 --> 00:24:14.119 That actually would be pretty sick. That would be a whole movie that 323 00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:18.400 would have been fun. Uh, It's it's a shame they just kind of 324 00:24:18.400 --> 00:24:21.640 like weaved it into this one. Yeah, because those are definitely some of 325 00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:23.759 my favorite scenes, like the one later Oh my god, it with the 326 00:24:23.880 --> 00:24:26.720 music. Yeah, those are the scenes that stick out, are him like 327 00:24:26.799 --> 00:24:30.000 hunting down to people and his like revenge mission. It should have been I 328 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.680 feel like it should have been two movies, like yeah, X Men start 329 00:24:33.799 --> 00:24:37.640 the Professor X starting the team, Magneto on his revenge mission. I know 330 00:24:37.680 --> 00:24:41.440 you have to tell the story of them being friends and separated. I don't 331 00:24:41.480 --> 00:24:44.640 know how you weave that in whatever this movie tries to do all three of 332 00:24:44.640 --> 00:24:47.799 those. Yeah, but yeah, he like rips the filling out of the 333 00:24:47.799 --> 00:24:52.720 guys. Now. I like, he's like, you're gonna tell me where 334 00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:56.279 that guy is, and he goes Argentina. He's in Argentina. He's like, 335 00:24:56.279 --> 00:25:00.720 all right, by the way, I'll know if you tell them I'm 336 00:25:00.720 --> 00:25:03.039 coming and I will come back here and I will kill you, and he's 337 00:25:03.039 --> 00:25:07.319 like, okay, spy, you're right. The music's pretty good in this 338 00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:12.319 Frank and Sein's monster. Yeah, he's like, I'm Frankenstein's because he wants 339 00:25:12.359 --> 00:25:15.680 revenge on the show. He's like, I killed my mom and I guess 340 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:18.960 my dad too. I need to kill all of them. I hate all 341 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:23.440 of the well, yeah, complicit with you know, killing the dad too 342 00:25:23.519 --> 00:25:26.839 whatever, probably somehow in there, because like, yeah, but he full 343 00:25:26.920 --> 00:25:30.240 on actually murdered the mother in front of him, so okay. Then we 344 00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:36.119 get introduced to Moyer and McTaggart, who's not Scottish and not a doctor. 345 00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:42.319 Ye. Roseburn's hot. She's so hot, especially in this scene. Yeah. 346 00:25:42.599 --> 00:25:48.799 Look, I wasn't around in the sixties. Okay, so she was 347 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:52.000 just wearing that. No, No, I thought you were born in like 348 00:25:52.079 --> 00:25:55.720 forty two or something. Well, then me being in high school with you 349 00:25:55.720 --> 00:25:57.880 would have been very awkward. Why would I have been there? You're trying 350 00:25:57.880 --> 00:26:02.480 to do some like never been kiss thing. I don't know. Okay, 351 00:26:02.559 --> 00:26:07.440 now I'm gonna get away with that like Drew Barryboard did. Oh yeah, 352 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:11.559 roseberd Okay, So again, I wasn't around the sixties. So she sees 353 00:26:11.599 --> 00:26:15.359 they're at the hell Fire Club. It's a gentleman's club. You got the 354 00:26:15.359 --> 00:26:19.680 these like hot babes and lingerie babes. God, that's what you soundedlike. 355 00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:23.400 We're gonna Sidney Sweeney's gonna get us back to that America. She's gonna save 356 00:26:23.440 --> 00:26:26.960 that America. We're gonna be back. Yeah. Save save us with your 357 00:26:27.079 --> 00:26:30.559 boobs, Save us with your her boobs have been around for forever, and 358 00:26:30.599 --> 00:26:37.559 suddenly now everybody's making a big issue about it. Yeah, barbarrella. Could 359 00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:41.240 you believe Hollywood's allowing a movie with a hot blonde, a hot, big 360 00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:45.319 boob blonde. And then I heard that there was a Supergirl movie coming out. 361 00:26:45.359 --> 00:26:47.799 I'm like, okay, let's say it's another hot blonde. I'm like, 362 00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:51.440 how did how did Hollywood allow this? What happened is did someone die? 363 00:26:51.559 --> 00:26:55.839 What happened? Anyway, So she just had this on underneath. Is 364 00:26:55.880 --> 00:27:00.920 this what all ladies were wearing in the sixties or did she know to wear 365 00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.279 that in case she needed to worry? I would assume she probably knew because 366 00:27:03.319 --> 00:27:07.880 she seemed very knowledgeable about the situation that was going on. So yeah, 367 00:27:07.880 --> 00:27:11.519 I would assume. So, yeah, she's in the CIA she's tracking down 368 00:27:11.519 --> 00:27:15.119 a colonel who she thinks is involved at the hell Fire Club doing shady stuff. 369 00:27:15.519 --> 00:27:18.480 So she just takes off her jacket and everything. She's like, I'm 370 00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:22.960 gonna use some assets the CIA didn't give me. I'm like, okay, 371 00:27:22.920 --> 00:27:26.759 So she gets in there, and speaking of hot girls in Lingerie, we 372 00:27:26.799 --> 00:27:32.119 can to see January Jones as Emma Frost, who is somehow older in the 373 00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:37.400 sixties than she is in the seventies from the film Prior. Again, as 374 00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:41.000 soon as I saw Emma Frost, I'm like, oh, so we're just 375 00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:45.839 ignoring all of X men origins, okay, because that's a pretty big one. 376 00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:48.160 It's just like, oh, yeah, she's a teenager in the seventies 377 00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:52.960 but an adult in the sixties. But January Jones, I mean, she's 378 00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:56.960 terrible in this film. She couldn't be more bored. I mean, they 379 00:27:56.960 --> 00:28:00.240 didn't really give her anything to do. Yeah, but it looks like she's 380 00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:03.799 a sleepwalking through the role. She sounds like she's doing it too. She's 381 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:10.000 talking. Yeah, I kind of like white Queen, so I thought she'd 382 00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:11.880 be a little bit more charismatic, but god damn, she looked good. 383 00:28:12.279 --> 00:28:18.119 So they're in the Hell Fire Club. M Colonel disappears and he's meeting with 384 00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:23.599 Sebastian Shall and Sebastian's like, hey, buddy, why don't we put some 385 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:27.720 nukes in Turkey? And he's like, what it's like right near Russia. 386 00:28:27.799 --> 00:28:32.160 That's a bad idea. Why would we do that? He's like, you 387 00:28:32.200 --> 00:28:33.880 should do He's like, now, I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna 388 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:37.279 drink. And then he's like, guess what. My friend makes tornadoes with 389 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:44.160 his hand, and Riptide I think he's called I think so really like digging 390 00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:45.160 at the bottom of the well for that one. Okay. I don't know 391 00:28:45.200 --> 00:28:49.559 anyone who's a Riptide fan. By the way, I read The Hellfire The 392 00:28:49.640 --> 00:28:52.880 Dark Phoenix, I was looking at the original hell Fire team. The only 393 00:28:52.920 --> 00:28:57.240 ones in this movie are Emma frost In Shall like a Zazel. I get. 394 00:28:57.279 --> 00:29:00.400 I get why they put a Zazel in the movie because he looks like 395 00:29:00.519 --> 00:29:04.559 Nightcrawler and it's a way to have an evil Nightcrawler. But Riptide, I'm 396 00:29:04.559 --> 00:29:11.119 like, could I get anyone else? No one else? Okay, So 397 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:14.079 yeah, they beat up the colonel. She's watching it, she's seeing all 398 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:17.240 this happen. She's like, oh God, mutants exist and she's like, 399 00:29:17.279 --> 00:29:23.279 and that lady can read minds except mine. Yeah. Actually I watched this 400 00:29:23.480 --> 00:29:27.400 with Ian like a few weeks ago whatever, so I didn't have to like 401 00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:30.000 watch it again. Yeah, And when we were watching that part, we 402 00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:36.160 were just kind of like, ohhodn't she know? There are so many moments 403 00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:38.039 and I think I haven't marked out where this like we're gonna talk about, 404 00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:41.880 Yeah, the psychic is in this movie. Just forget that they can control 405 00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:45.680 minds. They just forget. Yeah, but she has the added power of 406 00:29:45.799 --> 00:29:51.960 turning into diamonds. I hate the diamond effect in this. It looks like 407 00:29:52.039 --> 00:29:55.240 Twilight, not really, no, no, no no no. So the 408 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:57.000 skin when it's the tiny diamonds, that's kind of what it looked like in 409 00:29:57.039 --> 00:30:00.359 origins. That looks fine, But then she goes full diamond for weird. 410 00:30:02.160 --> 00:30:04.960 It looks like early CGI. It looks like CIA. I just recently I 411 00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:10.359 reviewed lawnmower Man. It looks like ninety CGI. I don't like it. 412 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:14.559 I don't like it at all. But I like when she's like the Kurdle's 413 00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:15.400 in on it, and the guy in the war room's like, well, 414 00:30:15.400 --> 00:30:18.160 he's right here, and he's like wearing the TEXI like, clearly has Azel 415 00:30:18.200 --> 00:30:22.160 teleported in there, and I like him being like, ah, nukes and 416 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:26.160 Turkey love it, let's do it. So yeah, now she knows mutants 417 00:30:26.200 --> 00:30:30.359 exist, and she's like, well shit, we got to look up a 418 00:30:30.400 --> 00:30:34.640 guy who knows a lot about this, a professor perhaps, and what do 419 00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:38.759 you know it? Charles Xavier just gets, uh, what is a doctorate 420 00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:42.640 or whatever? He's a professor now? Yeah? Whatever, yeah, whatever 421 00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:48.920 it's called. I didn't graduated. I don't we take a break from that 422 00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:52.720 because Eric shows up in Argentina. I love this scene. It's good. 423 00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:56.279 This is my favorite scene in the whole movie. I think fun fact, 424 00:30:56.559 --> 00:31:03.000 Argentina is the third most popular country that uses my last name. No wonder 425 00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:08.000 why Italy is the first. I wonder what you're doing down there? People 426 00:31:08.000 --> 00:31:11.640 really like floppy hats, which is what my name means there in Italy it 427 00:31:11.680 --> 00:31:15.680 means Harry, So you know, just a lot of floppy hat fans down 428 00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:21.400 there. I'm sure sure my family was on the level. Anyway, he's 429 00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:25.640 an Argentina and he's like, I'm looking for a hairy guy with a floppy 430 00:31:25.680 --> 00:31:30.599 hat. Yeah, and he finds the two Nazis. This scene is awesome. 431 00:31:30.960 --> 00:31:33.920 It's so good. I love it. He's like stabbing the guy and 432 00:31:33.920 --> 00:31:40.880 then he lifts up a knife it's the guy and then brings it back finishing. 433 00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:45.240 But even though like the whole reveal when he was like, oh yeah, 434 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:49.319 like I'm talking with you guys, everything's cool. Yeah, we're all 435 00:31:49.359 --> 00:31:52.079 Germans here, he's just like, oh, yeah, you know, you 436 00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:56.759 killed my people. Yeah, and they're like what and then they're trying to 437 00:31:56.799 --> 00:31:59.880 act like they're gonna do something, and of course glory's pastwards. That's what 438 00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:02.279 Michael Fassbender was in. Yeah, okay, yes, I just I was 439 00:32:02.279 --> 00:32:05.880 talking about Nazi's like, what was the big thing? Like, that's the 440 00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:07.599 thing I remember him in. Yeah, you finally got to do the whole 441 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:13.440 Nazi killing movie Cup three. Yeah. That he was an idiot, rookie 442 00:32:13.440 --> 00:32:15.799 mistake he learned when he was doing this. He's like, I heard about 443 00:32:15.799 --> 00:32:21.359 a guy who looked a lot like me who put the wrong fingers up. 444 00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:23.759 Oh my god, that scene my heart stopped. I was like, you 445 00:32:24.039 --> 00:32:29.720 fucking idiot. Uh. This year, we're gonna do some Tarantino films. 446 00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:34.519 I already shot one for boys month. I think we can all guess which 447 00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:38.720 Tarantino movie is kicking off boys month, the one with the all male cast 448 00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:44.160 dogs? Uh, a girl's month for kill Bill. No, no, 449 00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.119 no, that's not even entertained that idea. Throw that idea right out the 450 00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:52.119 window. No fun fact spoiler, I guess for an episode that won't come 451 00:32:52.160 --> 00:32:57.720 out for a while. Soul Man is currently the most heavily edited episode of 452 00:32:57.720 --> 00:33:02.839 Hacked the Movies. Reservoir Dogs will be the new most heavily episode of the 453 00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:08.720 movies. Stay tuned. Huh, I blame TARANTEEDO. Why does he like 454 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:12.880 that word so much? Anyway, we gotta get into this. So Moira 455 00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:15.279 meets drunk Charles and I like that he's like flirting with her and she's like, 456 00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:17.759 no, no, no, I'm not here for that. I gotta 457 00:33:17.759 --> 00:33:22.880 talk about mutants. You gotta talk to me. And then we see that 458 00:33:22.920 --> 00:33:27.039 the Colonel, the crooked Colonel, is meeting with Sew in his yacht and 459 00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:29.519 he's like, I want my money or I'm gonna blow you up with a 460 00:33:29.559 --> 00:33:31.680 greene. I'm like, this is a terrible plan. What the fuck was 461 00:33:31.720 --> 00:33:35.440 this plan? Yeah? A lot of the things, it's just like, 462 00:33:35.559 --> 00:33:37.599 huh, you kind of have to actually listen actually kind of just like shut 463 00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:42.079 your brain off. It's a lot like a guy to back you up, 464 00:33:42.119 --> 00:33:46.200 maybe like a sniper or something. So yeah, he's like alone. I 465 00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:50.960 like that. He's like, I'll blow them all up. And he's just 466 00:33:51.039 --> 00:33:52.640 like, I'll kill all of you. And he should be like, well, 467 00:33:52.640 --> 00:33:54.960 maybe not you, diamond lady. You might be able to survive. 468 00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:58.599 She didn't care. She was just laying there only ya anyway. She's just 469 00:33:58.599 --> 00:34:06.039 like yeah, whatever, everyone really at risk is riptid maybe, but yeah. 470 00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:07.360 So Sel is like, now you're not gonna pull the pin. I 471 00:34:07.480 --> 00:34:10.039 will, and he demonstrates his power, which is the power for the comic. 472 00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:15.360 He can absorb kinetic energy or any kind of energy and like throw it 473 00:34:15.400 --> 00:34:17.679 back. So he and I like the effect how it was like hands double 474 00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:22.440 and like splits and he absorbs the grenade and he's like, yeah, look 475 00:34:22.440 --> 00:34:28.280 what I can do with it. It just cuts. Yeah, It's like 476 00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:30.599 I wanted to see that. And at no point in the war room do 477 00:34:30.679 --> 00:34:34.320 someone go, hey, where's that kernel the guy who told us to put 478 00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.760 our nukes in Turkey? Did he just disappear and he never comes back. 479 00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:43.440 Someone should be like, maybe we shouldn't put our nukes in Turkey. This 480 00:34:43.559 --> 00:34:45.599 might make us look really bad. And it's only a year after the Bay 481 00:34:45.639 --> 00:34:49.559 of Pigs. We can't afford to look bad. We should really figure this 482 00:34:49.639 --> 00:34:52.039 out. That that is, that is a fun element. This is after 483 00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:57.920 the Bay of Pigs, the the famous botched invasion where we try to get 484 00:34:58.119 --> 00:35:00.360 Cuban exiles to take over Cuba and it did not work. It did not 485 00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:05.639 work. It was really embarrassing for Kennedy and according to the X Files, 486 00:35:05.639 --> 00:35:08.000 it's the reason he got assassinated by the cigarette smoking Man. That was a 487 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.760 good episode. Remember that one. I showed you that one. It's a 488 00:35:10.800 --> 00:35:15.800 cigarette smoking man. But it's like the whole episode is basically Farrest Gump if 489 00:35:15.880 --> 00:35:19.880 cigarette smoking Man was far As Gump. So he's responsible for all these big 490 00:35:19.880 --> 00:35:22.800 assassinations and stuff. Anyway, So Charles meats with the CIA. He's talking 491 00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:28.119 about mutants and he reveals that he can read all their minds and they think 492 00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.079 he's a spy. They don't believe him. Yep, and guess who's there, 493 00:35:31.320 --> 00:35:39.599 Daddy Striker. Williams Striker's dad is there. Okay, because we got 494 00:35:39.639 --> 00:35:43.320 to set up X two even though we're breaking continuity all over the place. 495 00:35:45.280 --> 00:35:47.800 Striker wasn't a military guy in the comic. He was like a crazy preacher 496 00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:52.559 whatever, so they don't believe him. They just think he's a spy. 497 00:35:52.679 --> 00:36:01.360 And then Mystique shows off her mutation. So everyone is kind of like freaked 498 00:36:01.360 --> 00:36:05.079 out by this. They don't like it, except for one Cia guy, 499 00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:12.719 Oliver Platt, who, of course you remember from Lake Placid. Go back 500 00:36:12.719 --> 00:36:15.960 and watch a Lake Placid episode. Could we do what is the worst Lake 501 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:22.760 Placid sequel? If you want? How many are there? Two? What 502 00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:25.440 we should do is what is the worst Lake Placid sequel? Then we should 503 00:36:25.480 --> 00:36:35.639 do the anacondas and we should do Lake Placid versus Anaconda. Okay, again, 504 00:36:35.719 --> 00:36:38.039 the alligator was or the crocodile was not called lake Placid. The title 505 00:36:38.079 --> 00:36:45.400 makes no fucking sense. A Nightmare in Elmstreet versus Jason, Like, the 506 00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:49.559 title makes no sense. Okay, So he's like, hey, I kind 507 00:36:49.559 --> 00:36:52.079 of dig what you guys are doing. And then I like Charles does the 508 00:36:52.079 --> 00:36:54.719 whole thing where he freezes everyone. I do like that moment where he's like, 509 00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:58.000 you want to see they try to like lock everybody down. Yeah, 510 00:36:58.079 --> 00:37:00.199 yeah, they try to lock everyone down, but he's able to get but 511 00:37:00.239 --> 00:37:02.599 I like he gets Oliver Plaid. He's just like, hey, you want 512 00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:05.880 to see another trick. He's like what he's like, gett in the car. 513 00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:09.039 He's like, okay, so yeah. Uh. Later that day, 514 00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:13.840 uh, they're trying to stop Sebastian the Coast Guard. Charles is teaming up 515 00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:17.320 with the Coast Guard and the CIA to stop Sebastian shall ship. Little do 516 00:37:17.440 --> 00:37:22.719 they know, Eric is also there. And Eric goes to kill Shaw. 517 00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:25.119 He is not prepared for him to be immute and he was unaware of that. 518 00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:28.199 Yeah, Emma Frost, I think is the one that like kicks him 519 00:37:28.199 --> 00:37:30.159 off the boat. I think so, yeah, because he's like never against 520 00:37:30.199 --> 00:37:34.159 our own kind. Yeah, but yes, yes, yes, I like 521 00:37:34.199 --> 00:37:37.480 that Shaw is excited to see him, like a right buddy. I mean, 522 00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:42.519 but also Sew, You're like you should know he's probably gonna hate you, 523 00:37:42.559 --> 00:37:45.800 but like he knows he can't die, so like I guess so, 524 00:37:46.079 --> 00:37:50.719 but it's just like, man, but why are you even trying? Like 525 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:53.559 you should be like, oh hey, Emma, kill him, kill him. 526 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:55.639 And well, he has a good power. I think he wants to 527 00:37:55.639 --> 00:38:00.400 try to manipulate him. He is trying to recruit people. But it's like, 528 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:04.280 you should know that you're not going to recruit this guy, like, 529 00:38:05.119 --> 00:38:07.920 and he's like a really powerful mutan, so you kind of also don't want 530 00:38:07.920 --> 00:38:09.719 to piss him off. So I like that where they throw him off the 531 00:38:09.760 --> 00:38:13.480 ship. He starts to tack with the chain. He starts to attack with 532 00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:16.400 the chain, but this in between that is Charles trying to stop it. 533 00:38:16.440 --> 00:38:20.239 But he didn't expect Emma Frost to be there. She like blocks him. 534 00:38:20.320 --> 00:38:22.199 That was such a weird effect to show that, yeah, you can't get 535 00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:25.480 it, and it's just like, so, yeah, her diamond form can 536 00:38:25.480 --> 00:38:29.199 block him. Uh so yeah, he uses the chain. Actually, it's 537 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:30.920 a cool shot of like the chain ripping up the ship and everything. I 538 00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:35.000 really like that them actually running and he could see the chain going behind them. 539 00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.159 That was really cool. And Emma Frosh just forgot that she could control 540 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:40.800 people's minds. I could get him to stop at any moment. She could 541 00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:46.280 literally get in his mind and stop Magneto. It's any minute she wanted. 542 00:38:46.480 --> 00:38:51.280 It's fun. She just forgot. They just had to have an excuse off 543 00:38:51.320 --> 00:38:54.199 the submarine. Listen, listen, you know from experience Ladies, They always 544 00:38:54.199 --> 00:38:58.719 forget things. They forget where their keys are. Never forget where my keys 545 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:02.360 are. They forget what's left and right. They forget that they control people's 546 00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:09.079 minds, like it's we always forget it left right. I'll tell you. 547 00:39:09.159 --> 00:39:12.840 Look, no, you know what I bitch about that In the Blair Witch 548 00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:15.480 episode, Yeah, I was complaining about a girl who did it to Tricia, 549 00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:20.760 and then Tricia admits that she also screws up the left, and then 550 00:39:20.800 --> 00:39:22.719 she's like, but it really is on the guys. They should know what 551 00:39:22.760 --> 00:39:24.000 I mean. It's like, no, we don't know. We see their 552 00:39:24.079 --> 00:39:30.239 left rights. I remember I'm watching it today and I'm just like, wow, 553 00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:36.800 this is really cool. Why isn't she stopping him at any moment? 554 00:39:37.280 --> 00:39:40.400 Be cool? I don't know. Up, you got to come up with 555 00:39:40.480 --> 00:39:45.039 some like bullshit thing for why she was distracted because she was doing trying to 556 00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:52.039 block Charles Old and that that's it. Yeah, I'm constantly blocking Charles. 557 00:39:52.079 --> 00:39:59.119 I can't dare you figure it? You figured it? You're welcome, okay, 558 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:04.639 because there's no way and we haven't seen an example in this film of 559 00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:09.119 a psychic controlling multiple people's minds. Oh wait, literally the previous scene literally 560 00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:15.119 the preview Girls is stronger that way, Okay. I like that. Eric. 561 00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:20.000 They escape into a submarine that's underneath the ship and they're just like diving. 562 00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:23.119 I like that. Eric is like trying to pull it up, but 563 00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:29.639 he's really just drowning himself. He's just like and like Charles has to like 564 00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:34.239 go in there and be like stop. Yeah, He's like, you're not 565 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:37.320 gonna wait, You're gonna die. Let it go. So he lets it 566 00:40:37.360 --> 00:40:43.119 go. They go to the CIA facility that what you call it, Oliver 567 00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:49.199 Platt has and they meet Hank McCoy played by Nicholas Hulp. He's terrible in 568 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.280 this. He is awful in this, and for a while I did not 569 00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:55.880 like Nicholas Holt. I don't think a lot of people are really that great 570 00:40:55.920 --> 00:41:00.079 in this movie, and I think it was a direction. Maybe he was. 571 00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:04.519 He's really good. I've seen him in other film. Actually, i've 572 00:41:04.559 --> 00:41:08.760 seen him. Hold On, Is he Jack the Giant Killer? He is? 573 00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:14.719 He? Hold On, He's Jack the Giant Kill. The whole joke 574 00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.679 about how he didn't know the actor and it's I just remember and it's this 575 00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:23.840 guy you and McGregor I think was the bad guy in that movie. Maybe 576 00:41:23.840 --> 00:41:28.559 I'll watch it one day, you Now. I remember seeing him in movies 577 00:41:28.599 --> 00:41:30.320 and just not liking him. It wasn't until Fury Road where I'm like, 578 00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:34.039 Okay, maybe this guy is good, and since then I like him. 579 00:41:34.440 --> 00:41:38.880 Have you seen Renfield yet? Not yet? Renfield is awesome and he's really 580 00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:44.800 good. I knew him from Skins okay, the UK show, and he 581 00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:46.199 was actually really good in that too. I mean, obviously it's like, 582 00:41:46.239 --> 00:41:49.760 you know, teenagers acting whatever, so not the greatest thing in the world, 583 00:41:50.079 --> 00:41:52.039 but like he did really well, and like only like a few people 584 00:41:52.079 --> 00:41:57.559 from like that show ended up becoming like big people. Like there was him, 585 00:41:58.079 --> 00:42:02.199 there's the girl who plays his sister. Oh my god, what is 586 00:42:02.239 --> 00:42:07.519 her name, Kaya scolderod or whatever? Oh yeah, I know. Then 587 00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:10.639 she was in Krull and she was in the New Resident Evil movie, and 588 00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:16.840 then uh uh Dev Patel, Oh he's also in that. Yeah, there's 589 00:42:16.840 --> 00:42:21.639 only like a handful of that group that actually like did something. It's kind 590 00:42:21.639 --> 00:42:22.760 of really funny. But yeah, he's won me over now, and now 591 00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:27.039 him and someone else in this movie are going to be in the New Superman. 592 00:42:27.159 --> 00:42:30.280 Nicholas Holt is Lex Luthor now and I think he shaved his head for 593 00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:35.800 it, so they're not doing the Jesse Eisenberg thing whatever that was. So 594 00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:37.400 I like him, now I didn't like him in this. And also I 595 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:42.000 hate what they did with Beast in this. It was weird. Okay, 596 00:42:42.039 --> 00:42:45.480 So if you're a comic fan, you know that before he was a blue 597 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:52.559 Catman, Beast was like this big burly dude and he was real muscly and 598 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:55.239 whatnot. And then they show Beast in X Men two on the TV screen 599 00:42:55.320 --> 00:42:59.559 for like a second in human form where he's being interviewed, but he's kind 600 00:42:59.559 --> 00:43:02.079 of like he's got like a big suit on and whatnot. In this Beast, 601 00:43:02.920 --> 00:43:07.920 no one knows he's a mutant because it's just his feet are weird hand 602 00:43:07.960 --> 00:43:13.079 feet. Basically, he gets uh, he gets out it uh by Xavier 603 00:43:13.199 --> 00:43:16.119 on accident. An Xavier like feels embarrassed and it's like, well, wow, 604 00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:19.639 Xavior, it's not like you can erase people's minds. You could just 605 00:43:19.679 --> 00:43:22.960 erase the last minute and reset everything and it's fine. Just love that happens. 606 00:43:23.639 --> 00:43:25.679 Uh. Yeah, so he's just like, oh, another mutant, 607 00:43:25.679 --> 00:43:29.360 and Oliver Platz like what He's like, Oh, my feet are weird and 608 00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:34.079 It's like, like what about like being smart, Like couldn't that be like 609 00:43:34.199 --> 00:43:36.840 part of it at least? Well, he's also got like the agility and 610 00:43:36.840 --> 00:43:39.519 stuff, but like his whole thing is like I'm a freak and I have 611 00:43:39.599 --> 00:43:44.039 to hide myself. I'm like, dude, this is after like World War 612 00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.159 Two. There's probably a lot of like amputees and stuff around, Like you 613 00:43:46.159 --> 00:43:50.400 you don't stand out as much as other mutants, Like oh wow, your 614 00:43:50.400 --> 00:43:53.920 feet are weird. You're fucking socks on, Like yeah, just people had 615 00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:59.519 weird feet before and after, people born with missing fingers, and like you're 616 00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:04.360 you're not as like yeah, like you're not mystique is what I'm saying. 617 00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:07.880 You're not as asl you You're not you don't have a tail, You're not 618 00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:09.519 like a different color like dude relaxed, but it said he's like I am 619 00:44:09.559 --> 00:44:15.199 a tortured you and I'm gross, even though I'm a handsome British man. 620 00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:21.199 But yeah, apparently he built the Blackbird, the x JIT whatever it's called. 621 00:44:21.559 --> 00:44:24.360 Back with the hell Fire Gang, Shaw reveals that the Russians built him 622 00:44:24.360 --> 00:44:30.079 a helmet that can block psychics. That helmet doesn't look familiar at all. 623 00:44:30.880 --> 00:44:34.840 It's I wonder what that could be. I wonder who will have that helmet 624 00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:37.159 at the end of the movie. And he painted in a different color. 625 00:44:37.519 --> 00:44:39.840 I do like that has a little bit of the flare on it. Uh. 626 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.880 They really try to do like the whole sixties feel with this. So 627 00:44:44.960 --> 00:44:49.400 yeah, he shows like, uh, it doesn't work totally blocks out psychics. 628 00:44:49.840 --> 00:44:52.360 Is it here where he asked her to get like water and she goes 629 00:44:52.440 --> 00:44:53.440 up to the glen? Yes, yeah, that was kind of fun, 630 00:44:53.480 --> 00:44:57.519 even though to get ice look like cartoony a ship. Yeah, that was 631 00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:04.239 kind of fun. So Raven and McCoy they're bonding over being different because one's 632 00:45:04.239 --> 00:45:10.840 a horrifying blue monster lady and the other guy has weird feet. It's like 633 00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:15.119 not, it's just not really, couldn't they have at least had it where 634 00:45:15.119 --> 00:45:17.719 he could like turn into the beast or whatever and then later have it permanent, 635 00:45:17.880 --> 00:45:22.800 like you know what I mean, Then they could actually bond over blue. 636 00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.519 But like if he gets aggressive, he like bulks out like the whole 637 00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:29.079 or something. I don't know, it rides me. Me and Monica were 638 00:45:29.119 --> 00:45:31.239 joking about this at X Men three, where rogues like can they cure our 639 00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:36.039 horrible powers and storms like nope, nothing wrong with us. Like, well, 640 00:45:36.920 --> 00:45:44.480 storm, you can touch people, you know, normal life. There's 641 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:47.239 a big difference between changing the weather and sucking the life for us out of 642 00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:53.000 someone and killing them. Yeah. Same thing with Hank and mystique. Yeah, 643 00:45:53.239 --> 00:45:57.559 you want to understand mystique or at least can he have like blue hair 644 00:45:57.719 --> 00:46:00.360 or something? I mean where and he has to like die? Yeah, 645 00:46:00.400 --> 00:46:04.920 because you don't understand mystique. Your feet are proportional. She's like, yeah, 646 00:46:04.960 --> 00:46:10.480 but there's like weird scales on them. You don't understand. When the 647 00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:14.760 Internet gets invented, I'll never be able to make money off of these. 648 00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.440 She's like, what's the Internet? He's like, I'm also working on that. 649 00:46:16.840 --> 00:46:21.000 It's next to the ex jet and the brain reading device. Working on 650 00:46:21.039 --> 00:46:24.440 the internet. He just invented everything apparently. Oh my god, I think 651 00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:28.679 I remember back in the day seeing that. He apparently watched a lot of 652 00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:34.039 Frasier to imitate Kelsey Grammar. Where was any of that? He didn't know? 653 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.239 It didn't sound direct or anything like him at all. It's almost like 654 00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:40.280 he's a liar. Okay, I like that. He's like, Hey, 655 00:46:40.320 --> 00:46:44.000 so I'm working on this thing that'll get rid of physical abilities, but it 656 00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:46.360 still allows to have our powers. And your blood might be the key. 657 00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:51.320 And she's like, ooh, that's hot, let's make out. But before 658 00:46:51.360 --> 00:46:54.320 she can make out with him, Eric comes in to cook the day. 659 00:46:54.519 --> 00:46:58.760 Yeah, no, it's not cooking, it's cock blocking. I guess it's 660 00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:00.800 not cooking yet. But yeah. He comes in. He's like, yet 661 00:47:00.840 --> 00:47:04.960 he's not sitting in a chair watching them, but that also means he was 662 00:47:05.000 --> 00:47:08.840 like lurking watching two teenagers and like, I'm gonna ruin this guy's fucking moment. 663 00:47:08.920 --> 00:47:13.519 Yeah, I'm gonna ruin this guy. Yeah, and he comes in. 664 00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:15.039 He's like, oh, kinky. He's like, by the way, 665 00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:23.119 I wouldn't change anything about you really. Eric gets her to change later, 666 00:47:23.320 --> 00:47:30.320 it's like change all your thoughts and whatnot to my anyway. Charles begs Eric 667 00:47:30.239 --> 00:47:34.239 to ignore his revenge mission. He's like, hey man, we can really 668 00:47:34.320 --> 00:47:39.280 use you. Stop focusing on revenge. Really help out the mutant team. 669 00:47:39.599 --> 00:47:43.639 And Eric's like, I'm not really about that, but I guess so. 670 00:47:44.239 --> 00:47:45.800 But he convinces the CIA and Charles. He's like, look, if we're 671 00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:50.639 gonna look from you, Ince, we're gonna find them not the CIA and 672 00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:52.519 everyone. Oliver Platt has no say in this, even though they're using all 673 00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:55.880 his resources. So remember that scene in the first two movies. There were 674 00:47:55.880 --> 00:47:59.960 two scenes in the first two movies where they mentioned that Magneto helped build So 675 00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:07.000 ignore that that's not the case. Beast built Cerebro, unless Magneto meant the 676 00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:09.119 one at the mansion. Maybe, so they built Cerebra, and I like 677 00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:13.039 that. It's like in a big, little like white room, and it's 678 00:48:13.039 --> 00:48:16.440 not as streamlined as the labor one. It's like printing out onto like computer 679 00:48:16.559 --> 00:48:22.039 paper. And there's the famous line where he's like, do you sure you 680 00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:23.039 don't want to shave your head? He's like, don't touch my hair. 681 00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:28.760 That was funny because we know he will go bald at one point. It 682 00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:30.920 didn't need to be tied to the plot of any kind of film. It's 683 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:36.639 just gonna happen naturally. But we know it'll happen eventually. We'll get to 684 00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:38.480 that in an Apocalypse. I got another thing to bitch about in this movie, 685 00:48:38.800 --> 00:48:42.800 so the hair can wait till we get there. And then we see 686 00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:49.280 a bunch of future mutants from the team storm Cyclops someone else. Uh, 687 00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.960 here's the problem if we're going based on the actor's age, they all would 688 00:48:54.000 --> 00:48:58.360 have been toddlers or not born yet. Also, just this whole scene of 689 00:48:58.400 --> 00:49:01.599 them like going out together to pick up these other people to like bring them 690 00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:06.559 to the team. It felt like one of those like hey, me and 691 00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.159 my partner saw you from across the I really thought, especially the one part. 692 00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:15.320 What's her name the girl with the wings ange? Oh yeah, her 693 00:49:15.400 --> 00:49:22.559 name is Angel Salvador and she was co created by comic creator Ethan van Skyver, 694 00:49:22.159 --> 00:49:27.440 who's local. I wanted him to come on to review Green Lantern, 695 00:49:27.480 --> 00:49:30.400 but apparently he doesn't like talking about that movie. He got kicked out of 696 00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:36.679 the mainstream comic scene. Uh, he started comic skate. I don't think 697 00:49:36.679 --> 00:49:38.679 you'd like his personal beliefs, but he's actually a fascinating guy to listen to. 698 00:49:38.719 --> 00:49:42.440 He's got a lot of fun behind the scenes comic stuff. This is 699 00:49:42.480 --> 00:49:45.360 a character he created. The scene when they're sitting in the bed together and 700 00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:49.679 they're trying to recruit her. I thought they were all gonna smooch. Well, 701 00:49:49.760 --> 00:49:52.480 I think that's what she thought. Well she said dance, But what's 702 00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:58.360 that close? In general? Like those two I don't know they were giving 703 00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:00.599 me big, big and we're going to kiss later. Bro. It doesn't 704 00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:05.360 help that he's like, oh, we'll show you ours, show show me 705 00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:07.960 yours, not even just this scene. Just like after this, I'm just 706 00:50:07.000 --> 00:50:10.599 kind of like, yeah, are they little? But uh, yes, 707 00:50:12.079 --> 00:50:14.719 why do you think Boyra is in there? It's the fill off the case. 708 00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:19.800 Charles is really into Moira. Yeah, it's like the end of Return 709 00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.079 of the King where Sam's like, I really like that girl back home and 710 00:50:22.119 --> 00:50:27.400 Frodo's like, yeah, sure you do, buddy. So yeah, her 711 00:50:27.440 --> 00:50:30.119 power is that her tattoos turned into wings and she can well. Later on 712 00:50:30.199 --> 00:50:34.360 she reveals that she could spit fire. Yeah. I wasn't familiar with this 713 00:50:34.440 --> 00:50:38.320 character. She was very new at the time. What's the Zoe crab Kravitz. 714 00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:43.400 Yeah, Zoey Kravitz, very beautiful. Uh. Then we get to 715 00:50:43.400 --> 00:50:46.519 see Darwin, who will also be in the new Superman movie. He will 716 00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:52.039 be playing Mister Terrific in James Gunn Superman. He was also in the My 717 00:50:52.159 --> 00:50:59.599 Bloody Valentine three D remake, which I reviewed without me Again, I was 718 00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:01.599 like, I don't need to put Johannah in this episode. She'll be in 719 00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:06.119 the Big Return of the King episode. Okay to me, Yeah, and 720 00:51:06.119 --> 00:51:09.199 then you kept me out of episodes for how long? Now that was all 721 00:51:09.239 --> 00:51:14.880 accidents. I'm supposed when I say I want a movie, now I'm getting 722 00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:19.559 that movie. I will show up here if I find out you're filming a 723 00:51:19.559 --> 00:51:22.400 movie without me, and it'll be four people, or I'll just kick you 724 00:51:22.480 --> 00:51:24.440 out. Look, you could pick a movie, just make sure it's a 725 00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:28.199 good one. The ad revenue is not so good this year on YouTube. 726 00:51:30.679 --> 00:51:32.719 So they meet Darwin and his power is he can adapt to everything. I 727 00:51:32.800 --> 00:51:37.239 like how they prove it because he's a cab driver and they through the toll 728 00:51:37.360 --> 00:51:40.519 thing. He's like, oh okay. They meet Cyclops, his brother Havoc, 729 00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:44.920 who he doesn't chose powers right away, but basically he can shoot and 730 00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:46.280 the comics I think was from his hands, and they do it in the 731 00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:49.880 next film, he's like shooting from his hands. Yeah, but in this 732 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.239 one it's like he can't control. He has like the same red energy, 733 00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:58.440 although it's like a laser and again Cyclops is blast aren't really lasers whatever. 734 00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:00.360 But yeah, so he could like shoot energy out of his body, but 735 00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:05.599 it's unfocused right now. And then we meet Banshee and this actor. This 736 00:52:05.679 --> 00:52:08.119 actor's voice always robbed me the wrong way. You like fish, I like 737 00:52:08.199 --> 00:52:13.119 fish too. I wish you could bite some time and talk about it. 738 00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:15.480 That's a little weird voice. I don't know. There's something about his voice 739 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:19.159 that eh. I kept seeing him in movies around this time, like, 740 00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:21.880 ah, the guy's voice is really irking me. I don't like it. 741 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:25.000 I don't like it. But he's fine. He's Banshee, who's a character 742 00:52:25.119 --> 00:52:29.280 I also don't like. And he's a little too young to be hooking up 743 00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:31.960 with Moira, so I'm assuming that relationship's not gonna happen like it does in 744 00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:37.760 the comics. Uh, I don't know. You saw Star Wars. Yeah, 745 00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:40.599 but yeah, his power is that he can scream really loud. Then 746 00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:46.239 we get the Wolverine cameo. It was kind of nice that the X movies 747 00:52:46.239 --> 00:52:51.079 took a break from Wolverine, like at least this one did. Yeah, 748 00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:52.320 And I was like, oh wow, because he just got his own movie 749 00:52:52.519 --> 00:52:54.320 wasn't very good, and like, oh, you know, give him a 750 00:52:54.360 --> 00:52:58.519 cameo. Why not? Because his character would have been around at that point. 751 00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.840 It makes sense to have him there. But I do this started the 752 00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:05.599 trend of him cursing, like saying fuck. They started putting in like a 753 00:53:05.599 --> 00:53:07.320 bunch of movies. I think, I just love this. Gave me a 754 00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:10.320 giggle. I enjoyed it. Go fund yourself and like, okay, ye 755 00:53:12.400 --> 00:53:15.320 see you later. So we cut back to hell Fire Club. They're looking 756 00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:19.400 at the nuclear reactor. He mentions that they're children of the atom. This 757 00:53:19.599 --> 00:53:24.159 was like a thing from the comics where they decided that radiation not necessarily like 758 00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:29.239 the nuclear bomb, but like radiation in general is like what caused the genetic 759 00:53:29.280 --> 00:53:31.880 mutations. But I think some of the comics later on just reccond it TV 760 00:53:32.559 --> 00:53:39.119 radio, you know, all that stuff. But I don't know what we 761 00:53:39.199 --> 00:53:42.679 mentioned the first way. Well, like when I heard Stanley talking about do 762 00:53:42.679 --> 00:53:46.519 you know why he decided to make them like evolved mutants. He got tired 763 00:53:46.559 --> 00:53:50.960 of coming up with ways characters got their powers, so he's like, oh, 764 00:53:51.000 --> 00:53:54.440 what if they just when they hit puberty they get special powers? Some 765 00:53:54.559 --> 00:53:58.119 do, some don't. Yeah, it's like that's a cool way to do 766 00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:00.880 it. After a while, you're like, how many people are gonna fall 767 00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:07.199 into nuclear reactors and adam bombs and stuff. How many experiments could go wrong? 768 00:54:07.480 --> 00:54:10.960 What if they're just born and they have these powers. So this movie's 769 00:54:12.000 --> 00:54:15.639 going on the whole like radiation is what's causing it. And then Emma feels 770 00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:17.760 Xavier because of Cerebro. She's like, I shouldn't be able to feel him 771 00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:21.159 at this far because I guess there is a language. But she's like, 772 00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:24.800 something's going on there. Let me see Charles and Eric play chess. This 773 00:54:24.920 --> 00:54:30.039 might be the first time they're playing chess. And no, no, no, 774 00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:32.800 no, no, no, Jana playing chess is not gay. Okay, 775 00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:38.360 Andrew tain and his brother played chess. You might be onto something, 776 00:54:38.360 --> 00:54:47.280 but let's get back into this. Uh Christ, he's so have you seen 777 00:54:47.320 --> 00:54:52.920 the way he walks like honey and his brother That's why he's talking about how 778 00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.639 he doesn't even enjoy having sex with women, and it's just like, honey, 779 00:54:55.840 --> 00:54:59.320 I feel bad for the guys who got roped in by him because it's 780 00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:00.920 like, well, you told they were all gonna get laid, but no 781 00:55:00.920 --> 00:55:05.159 one's getting laid at this point because the women are getting worse and the guys 782 00:55:05.199 --> 00:55:07.719 have less money, and you know you can't really sell them on that. 783 00:55:07.800 --> 00:55:10.559 So now he's trying to pivot to like you don't even need to get laid, 784 00:55:10.599 --> 00:55:13.880 don't even bother with it. It's like, oh dude, come on, 785 00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:15.440 come on, man, all right, beg this. So yeah, 786 00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:21.920 they're playing chess and they're arguing over them finding the mutants because of course Eric 787 00:55:22.039 --> 00:55:24.079 is like, yeah, that's how it starts, cataloging how many there are? 788 00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:28.920 Uh so, yeah, that's you get to see some of the tension 789 00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.440 there and their friendship. Then the young X men come up with names and 790 00:55:32.480 --> 00:55:37.760 they show off their powers and what are the names. It's Havoc, Mystique, 791 00:55:37.719 --> 00:55:43.559 Banshee and Darwin state Darwin I did like when he put his head in 792 00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:50.000 the Yeah, an Angel's just Angel, which is confusing because there already is 793 00:55:50.199 --> 00:55:53.880 Angel, and I'm like, okay, it's Angel, sounding like they don't 794 00:55:53.920 --> 00:55:58.440 have like a mutant name for her, Like that's kind of confusing. Why 795 00:55:58.440 --> 00:56:00.920 can't she be like Pixie or something, you know, I mean something. 796 00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:05.079 I thought that was her name, but I guess not. To see the 797 00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:07.679 problem is Angel is literally one of the first X Men. It's not like 798 00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:10.599 it was the name of like an obscure X men from one comic. Like 799 00:56:10.639 --> 00:56:16.000 it's literally an actual character. So yeah, they're all showing up their powers 800 00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:21.360 and Beast doesn't have a little bonding moment like Havoc, is this really mean 801 00:56:21.400 --> 00:56:23.519 to Beast and his feet? He wanted to call you big Foot and he's 802 00:56:23.559 --> 00:56:29.039 like, oh, it's just like Havoc. How about you like not accidentally 803 00:56:29.079 --> 00:56:35.159 kill people? How do you do that? But I guess uh, Piece 804 00:56:35.239 --> 00:56:39.159 is better than me because I would have been clapped right back. But yeah, 805 00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:42.599 this is when he shows off his power and he's shooting that. I 806 00:56:42.599 --> 00:56:44.920 didn't like the scene, and he's like stray back and then everybody's like, 807 00:56:45.119 --> 00:56:52.039 no, we're gonna wants no, look, give the Summers boys a break. 808 00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:55.800 Okay, their dad is currently in space fighting Aliens. I forgot about 809 00:56:55.800 --> 00:56:58.639 that until I was rewatching the cartoon. I'm like, oh, yeah, 810 00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:01.280 their dad was a traveling space man. I totally forgot about that. Charles, 811 00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:06.400 Eric and Moira they go to Moscow or they're they're going to Russia to 812 00:57:06.400 --> 00:57:12.920 stop the the Russian general played by Raids Savage. Blah blah blah blah. 813 00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:15.559 You've seen this guy in a million movies, the Russian general guy with the 814 00:57:15.639 --> 00:57:19.239 mustache. He's in a million films. Yeah. Whatever, It's like an 815 00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:22.440 ice wide shut he's in like the Taken movies. He's a Batman beginning. 816 00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:25.840 He is one you bring up though, Yeah, that was the first one. 817 00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:30.039 I love that movie. He's in Batman Begins. He's the homeless guy 818 00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:31.760 with the coat. Bruce Wayne gives the coat to and he's like, so 819 00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:35.440 they're on their way to stop him. I love the scene with the checkpoint 820 00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:37.199 that they didn't know is on the map and Charles has to like make the 821 00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:40.000 Russians think the back thing is empty, and all the Americans are like, 822 00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:43.440 oh god, oh God, oh God. And I like how so Emma 823 00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:46.039 is the one who meets with the Russian general because Shaul has other plans. 824 00:57:46.159 --> 00:57:50.000 I like the little trick she does where she makes it seem like he's hooking 825 00:57:50.079 --> 00:57:53.559 up with her and she's just sitting off and she's like a pathetic just ignoring 826 00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:58.199 him. Also, he's that's how he hooks up her girls. He just 827 00:57:58.199 --> 00:58:04.239 goes that's all he's doing, fondling the boobies. I don't know, not 828 00:58:04.320 --> 00:58:07.760 really, because it's thirteen's probably is the only thing they could think of. 829 00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:14.559 So they're gonna bail because Shawl's not there, and Eric's like, no, 830 00:58:14.679 --> 00:58:16.840 I got other plants. He goes in, not really guns blazing, but 831 00:58:16.840 --> 00:58:20.639 I like that he gets like the barb wire and he wraps those dudes up 832 00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:23.159 in barbed wire. He's like dismantling all the guy's guns. He's just taking 833 00:58:23.199 --> 00:58:29.320 them out, like all right, this is cool. So yeah, and 834 00:58:29.360 --> 00:58:31.199 then they break in. They see Emma there, she's blocked. She goes 835 00:58:31.199 --> 00:58:36.159 diamond mode and block and then he starts wrapping the bed because he rips the 836 00:58:36.639 --> 00:58:40.079 bed frame apart. Yes, hold, metal bed frames are stronger than diamonds. 837 00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:45.039 Diamonds aren't that strong. What the heck? I highly tell that that 838 00:58:45.199 --> 00:58:47.280 metal bed frame could get through the diamond but whatever, I know, diamonds 839 00:58:47.320 --> 00:58:52.320 aren't unbreakable, like they can be broken, but like a metal bed frame 840 00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:55.920 just and like that, I assume like she goes full like thick diamond. 841 00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.880 Yeah. So yeah, they threatened to kr if she doesn't give up the 842 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:05.719 plan. Yeah, Eric is Yeah, so they read her mind and they 843 00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:08.840 learned that his plan is to launch all the nukes to increase radiation, to 844 00:59:08.920 --> 00:59:14.920 create more mutants and kill all the humans. And he's they're imagining like the 845 00:59:15.239 --> 00:59:17.880 Capitol building and everyone's cheering his name. So yeah, they get that information. 846 00:59:19.000 --> 00:59:21.840 They take her prisoner. Uh. The CIA guards make fun of the 847 00:59:21.920 --> 00:59:25.840 kids. Yeah, what the hell? Yeah, like wing lady, show 848 00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:30.599 us your wings, feet boy, show us your feet. Uh, but 849 00:59:30.679 --> 00:59:34.360 I kind of like this. Then again, Nightcrawler's awesome and everyone like Nightcrawler, 850 00:59:34.400 --> 00:59:36.840 so it's cool to see an evil Nightcrawler, Like, oh, what 851 00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:39.239 would a bad guy do with that power? I love he's just picking up 852 00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:46.960 the them. Fucking poor Oliver Platt, he's unceremoniously just exited from the film. 853 00:59:47.000 --> 00:59:57.559 He just gets splattered everywhere. What is that? That is a cool 854 00:59:57.559 --> 01:00:00.719 shot where like he's suddenly like in front of the movie as he's fallen. 855 01:00:00.760 --> 01:00:02.800 You see more of the guards falling in general too. Whatever. When they 856 01:00:02.800 --> 01:00:06.480 didn't know what was going on, they just kind of hear what the Yeah 857 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:08.119 that the build up is really good. They're like what is that? Because 858 01:00:08.119 --> 01:00:10.079 at first you think it's just him teleporting. It's like, oh no, 859 01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:16.400 it's a possibly sitting brown Azazel's coming back in Deadpool three. Yeah, they 860 01:00:16.440 --> 01:00:21.000 show that one still where they're in front of ant Man's corpse. It's the 861 01:00:21.039 --> 01:00:25.280 confirmed ones are Pyro and he's wearing the comic accurate suit a Zazel. Uh. 862 01:00:25.760 --> 01:00:29.519 Death Strike. No, yeah, lady death Strikes back? Is your 863 01:00:29.519 --> 01:00:34.400 favorite actress coming back? Which one you know from an next one movie? 864 01:00:34.679 --> 01:00:42.079 From dead Pool? Who's my favorite actress in Deadpool? The first one? 865 01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:50.400 What are you talking about, lady? Oh, Gina Corano now favorite actress? 866 01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:53.760 No, it's your favorite? Did you see? I did that pole 867 01:00:54.440 --> 01:00:58.480 and it was like, who would you rather return to a franchise? Gina 868 01:00:58.559 --> 01:01:04.440 Corano in Star Wars or and Batman? I won? I voted for Geen. 869 01:01:04.559 --> 01:01:07.559 No, I didn't. I didn't vote at all. Here's my take 870 01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:10.920 on it. I don't want her back in Star Wars. But that's because 871 01:01:10.960 --> 01:01:14.239 I didn't want her in Star Wars in the first place. And also I 872 01:01:14.239 --> 01:01:16.039 didn't want that show made, and I wish the show would get canceled, 873 01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:21.239 and I was white canceled. Uh. Yeah, it's so funny to join 874 01:01:21.320 --> 01:01:22.840 on the Gina Krana thing. I'm like, I don't think she should have 875 01:01:22.840 --> 01:01:25.360 been hired in the first place. Like wait what, I'm like, Yeah, 876 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:31.960 I'm alone against all of you. She was mediocre and Haywire and Deadpool? 877 01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:36.679 Why do we keep putting her in things? I know you love her, 878 01:01:36.719 --> 01:01:37.760 you love that Joe Biden movie, but we gotta get back an X 879 01:01:37.800 --> 01:01:43.159 men. I'm Joe Biden movie. Oh is it nothing that she made? 880 01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:47.079 Was? Yeah, that's weird that Daily Wire movies didn't take off. And 881 01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:52.559 suddenly she's suing Disney and trying to get back in Star So Shall shows up 882 01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:57.000 in his helmet looking all cool. I do like that. The guards like 883 01:01:57.039 --> 01:01:59.239 trying to shoot him, and he's like absorbing all of it. They hit 884 01:01:59.320 --> 01:02:01.519 him with the rocket and he just blows all of them up. That was 885 01:02:01.599 --> 01:02:06.800 badass. Uh, he kills the two guards who are assholes. I hate 886 01:02:06.800 --> 01:02:09.159 the scene. Oh, what's about to happen? You know? So he 887 01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:13.519 comes in, he's kind of doing the Magneto role. He's like pre Magneto. 888 01:02:13.519 --> 01:02:15.199 He's like, hey, guys, these humans don't like you, but 889 01:02:15.480 --> 01:02:17.760 I do, and I want to make the world a better place for us. 890 01:02:17.800 --> 01:02:22.119 You should join me. And of course some people can be like angels, 891 01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:22.960 like, yeah, people the kind of shitty to me. Maybe you 892 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:25.719 guys don't have the same experience, but I'm gonna go with this guy. 893 01:02:27.559 --> 01:02:34.440 And Darwin's like, I'll go with you, and he decides he's gonna protect 894 01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:38.679 Angel so have it can shoot his lasers everywhere. But then Darwin, who 895 01:02:38.719 --> 01:02:47.639 can adapt to anything. Anything can't swallow. He swallows the energy. See 896 01:02:47.639 --> 01:02:52.719 how you get around that is like he's still technically alive, but to adapt 897 01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:58.280 the energy, he had to become energy and he's not able to take physical 898 01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:00.920 form. Did they like think like, oh, this would be cool to 899 01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:05.199 have him in this because like he hasn't been in an X Men movie yet, 900 01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:07.880 blah blah blah, And then they realize, oh shit, like we 901 01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:12.639 don't know what to do with him because he's op Yeah, and that what 902 01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:15.400 happened. But that that's why you when a character is super powerful, you 903 01:03:15.519 --> 01:03:19.440 need a weakness and he needn't have one. That's why. That's how you're 904 01:03:19.480 --> 01:03:22.199 right around it. Like oh, maybe he's in a statue or he's energy, 905 01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:25.159 and they're like, he's still technically alive. He's just figuring out how 906 01:03:25.159 --> 01:03:29.840 to rebuild his body. He's yeah, he doesn't have to just study. 907 01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:36.280 He literally dies and like, but that's not how that works. I was 908 01:03:36.280 --> 01:03:40.320 so I was literally just like, I mean, I guess the only other 909 01:03:40.360 --> 01:03:43.880 way you could really kill him is if leech was there, but he's not 910 01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:47.360 born yet, because he could turn off people's healing powers. I think I 911 01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:51.239 was joking about that. With the end of X Men three, Leech is 912 01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:54.719 that the X Men mansion, and it's like Wolverine would always have to avoid 913 01:03:54.800 --> 01:03:59.599 him because if Leech got near Wolverine, he's like, oh no, suddenly 914 01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:02.639 one hundred years old and my bones can't shrink like human stupid is are covered. 915 01:04:05.119 --> 01:04:08.760 You have to run past Leech every single time, like, oh, 916 01:04:08.840 --> 01:04:15.800 God, be horrible, it's terrible. That was stupid, stupid, it 917 01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:19.679 was stupid. Maybe so man, I'm just like, but that because again, 918 01:04:20.960 --> 01:04:24.760 that would have been a funny thing if they actually did the statue thing 919 01:04:24.760 --> 01:04:28.440 whenever where like say he was a statue that they ruined, like hav like 920 01:04:28.559 --> 01:04:30.000 knock the head off. They move him there, He's like, yeah, 921 01:04:30.119 --> 01:04:34.920 he's stuck there now figure adapting to get back until he can figure out how 922 01:04:34.920 --> 01:04:40.719 to rebuild his cell. Yeah, like whatever, something anything, because now 923 01:04:40.760 --> 01:04:43.440 people have just been fighting about it for like over ten years, Like this 924 01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:47.280 makes no Fun's stupid. The dumbest thing in the movie personally. Yeah, 925 01:04:47.400 --> 01:04:50.800 yeah, Shawl takes Angel, they get out of there. The other mutant's 926 01:04:50.840 --> 01:04:55.719 day. Uh. Then he forces the Russian guy to put missiles in Cuba, 927 01:04:56.000 --> 01:05:00.599 and he's like what am I doing that. I'm a bad but I'm 928 01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:01.719 not that bad. And then the other mutants show up, and I guess 929 01:05:01.760 --> 01:05:04.960 once you see the Devil, you're like, oh no, and I better 930 01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:10.119 do with the Devil. Tell it's not like people weren't really Christian or anything 931 01:05:10.159 --> 01:05:13.800 in the sixties. The Devil shows up and it's like, oh, well, 932 01:05:13.840 --> 01:05:15.280 I'm gonna get killed if I don't do it. Then we get a 933 01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:18.559 random ray Wise cameo. Yeah, what the fuck? I don't know. 934 01:05:18.559 --> 01:05:21.480 I always like seeing ray Wise, not always in good movies, but it 935 01:05:21.559 --> 01:05:26.960 made me want to watch RoboCop and Twin Peaks again. He's in the war 936 01:05:27.039 --> 01:05:29.199 room. He's like, oh no, they're putting their missiles there. We 937 01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:32.400 gotta put our missiles here. What are we gonna do? Then Charles moves 938 01:05:32.440 --> 01:05:35.840 the teens to his mansion. This happens really late in the movie. I 939 01:05:35.840 --> 01:05:39.039 thought this was gonna be a bigger part of the movie. Yeah, they 940 01:05:39.079 --> 01:05:43.360 would have gotten out of the CIA stuff earlier. And then the CIA Eric 941 01:05:43.440 --> 01:05:47.000 Charles stuff really lingers for a while, and then it delivers on the promise 942 01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:51.039 of the movie of Charles getting the team together and training them. But it's 943 01:05:51.079 --> 01:05:58.760 done in like a montage almost as Russian US are preparing for war. So 944 01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.199 yeah, so couple of things happened in this montage. It's all intercup but 945 01:06:01.280 --> 01:06:05.159 we'll go one at a time. Charles is convincing Eric to use a different 946 01:06:05.159 --> 01:06:10.000 emotion to focus on his to use his powers, because he's only been using 947 01:06:10.079 --> 01:06:14.400 rage, and he's like, you have a happy memory of your mom lighting 948 01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:17.360 on Minora And he's like, Okay, now you can move that big satellite 949 01:06:18.199 --> 01:06:21.159 that's always been there. When we watched the other X Men movies, there 950 01:06:21.159 --> 01:06:25.320 was always just a big satellite. I remember. It's my favorite thing to 951 01:06:25.360 --> 01:06:30.239 look at the shelves, A very real satellite. It's a very big and 952 01:06:30.320 --> 01:06:33.000 white. But yeah, he's able to move it. And I'm assuming a 953 01:06:33.039 --> 01:06:39.800 bunch of people had their TV whatnot ruined that thing. Yeah, well it 954 01:06:39.880 --> 01:06:44.760 was a direct TV whatever that was a satellite. Yeah, all right. 955 01:06:44.920 --> 01:06:46.480 My grandfather had a friend who lived in the mountains and I had to go 956 01:06:46.559 --> 01:06:49.000 up there and he had like a big saddleite and not this obviously, but 957 01:06:49.039 --> 01:06:51.360 in a big like satellite dish that you had to hit a button to like 958 01:06:51.480 --> 01:06:56.519 move to get different channels. It was like insane. So yeah, then 959 01:06:56.519 --> 01:07:00.679 he has Havoc test out his powers and a bunker that has stepped dad built. 960 01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:02.079 He's like, yeah, my stepdad built this bunker. He thought nuclear 961 01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:05.159 war was gonna happen. Uh So they end up making a device to help 962 01:07:05.320 --> 01:07:10.199 channel his energy through his chest, kind of like a satellite. Kind of 963 01:07:10.239 --> 01:07:15.000 like a satellite. Uh so they're able to stop that. Uh. He 964 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:18.519 helps Hank unleash his beast. He's like, hey, if you don't wear 965 01:07:18.599 --> 01:07:25.360 shoes, you could run more gooder, stupid. And this effect will really 966 01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:30.920 bad too, with the speeding effect. This almost looks like a comedy like 967 01:07:30.960 --> 01:07:32.880 sometimes yeah, I mean I'm kind of okay with it though, because like 968 01:07:32.920 --> 01:07:35.440 it's based on a fucking comic, like you know what I mean. Yeah, 969 01:07:35.480 --> 01:07:40.000 but like coming off the other ones again, not as bad as the 970 01:07:40.039 --> 01:07:43.239 Wolverine movie, but still it's a whatever. So yeah, he's like, 971 01:07:43.239 --> 01:07:45.519 hey, if you don't wear shoes, you'll be able to run faster. 972 01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:49.360 And then there I do like them testing out Banshee with the flight suit. 973 01:07:50.159 --> 01:07:54.079 Why would you skip to flying? It's like, how about you try different 974 01:07:54.119 --> 01:07:57.679 pitches and whatnot? You meaning you're like this power strong, we can make 975 01:07:57.719 --> 01:07:59.679 you fly and the guy's like, I don't want to fly? What the 976 01:07:59.679 --> 01:08:02.039 fu? So? I do like that he falls the first time. The 977 01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:04.440 only reason they did it is because they needed somebody else to be able to 978 01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:10.480 fly. Yeah, because he's flying, so I like they throw him off 979 01:08:10.480 --> 01:08:13.360 the satellite and then he uses a PA. Why couldn't they use Darwin for 980 01:08:13.400 --> 01:08:15.800 that type of shit where they had him fucking get wings? Like what? 981 01:08:15.439 --> 01:08:21.600 I No, I don't even care about the Darwin character, to be honest, 982 01:08:21.720 --> 01:08:27.439 but why it's just stupid. It is so many other things. I'm 983 01:08:27.479 --> 01:08:30.680 mad. It makes me just as bad as guy who can grow his arms 984 01:08:30.720 --> 01:08:35.439 back but not his balls and X Men three. It's just why why did 985 01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:40.600 he only grow his arms back and not his balls? Anyway? And I 986 01:08:40.640 --> 01:08:42.840 make I made a point in that episode. I'm like, there are people 987 01:08:42.880 --> 01:08:45.520 who go their whole lives not losing their arms. How did he find out 988 01:08:45.560 --> 01:08:49.079 he had that power? He could have been ninety and just cut his arm 989 01:08:49.119 --> 01:08:55.840 off and been there anyway. Okay, his arms could grow back, but 990 01:08:55.880 --> 01:09:00.239 he still is bald. He couldn't grow back his hair. Okay, uh 991 01:09:00.479 --> 01:09:03.520 yeah, then Eric. Eric does a little bit of motivating on his own. 992 01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:08.119 He tells Raven it's like, hey, if you're constantly like in human 993 01:09:08.279 --> 01:09:12.439 form, you're not like using your entire ability, like you'll be distracted. 994 01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.119 Uh So you kind of like convinced her like, hey, chill on the 995 01:09:15.199 --> 01:09:18.319 human form for a bit, and then she's stronger when she's not, and 996 01:09:18.560 --> 01:09:23.680 she's able to pick up the weights. I could pick up weights, not 997 01:09:23.880 --> 01:09:28.560 heavy ones, but I could pick them up now. Jesus Christ. Everyone 998 01:09:28.560 --> 01:09:31.680 else is enjoying buff Tony. Why aren't you enjoying buff Tony? I can 999 01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:35.520 flex down because Joey C is not here. He flexes in some videos of 1000 01:09:35.560 --> 01:09:38.560 me and I have to tell him to stop because his arms are nicer. 1001 01:09:40.039 --> 01:09:43.560 Are you attracted to that? No? No, it makes me look bad 1002 01:09:43.640 --> 01:09:45.960 because I'm trying to make my arms look better. I foul to see how 1003 01:09:46.039 --> 01:09:50.279 that's the thing because then he shows off his weren't you gonna work out with 1004 01:09:50.319 --> 01:09:54.159 me and Joey C? So you you want to make out with Joey C. 1005 01:09:54.399 --> 01:10:00.199 No, that's why you're mad that that's not manly. That's that's not 1006 01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:03.279 it is manly. No no, no, no, no no no. 1007 01:10:03.399 --> 01:10:10.840 Joey C turned this episode off. Okay, he's like, live your truth, 1008 01:10:10.960 --> 01:10:15.279 Raven live your truth. This is the scene where it does the weird 1009 01:10:15.479 --> 01:10:17.520 showing her entire body and the blue. Is this that part or is that 1010 01:10:17.640 --> 01:10:21.359 later? This is it's that's coming up, that's coming up. Uh. 1011 01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:27.760 So McCoy makes his physical attribute cure so he won't have gross feet, and 1012 01:10:27.760 --> 01:10:33.680 then he kind of calls Raven ugly. He's like my feet because she backed 1013 01:10:33.680 --> 01:10:35.680 down and she's like, no, I'm not gonna do it. He's like, 1014 01:10:35.800 --> 01:10:40.600 my feet and your blue skin will be criticized equally, and she's like, 1015 01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:44.520 well again, I feel like I'm gonna get more criticized you. But 1016 01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:45.760 she has one. She's like, no, I shouldn't have to hide this 1017 01:10:45.840 --> 01:10:49.079 thing that I can't really control. It should just be accepted who I am. 1018 01:10:49.600 --> 01:10:55.640 Yeah, you know, woke stuff. But he's just like, oh, 1019 01:10:55.680 --> 01:10:58.239 you'll never be beautiful, and she's like why, She's like turns blue 1020 01:10:58.239 --> 01:11:00.319 and she goes back into a hue and he's like, see now you're pretty. 1021 01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:03.800 I'm like, oh buddy, oh buddy, Ah. He's a young 1022 01:11:03.840 --> 01:11:10.840 guy. You'll make mistakes. It's like when I had a girlfriend who said 1023 01:11:10.880 --> 01:11:14.840 do these make me uh look heavy? And I I answered appropriately instead of 1024 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:16.439 lying. I learned the hard way. I should have said, no, 1025 01:11:16.920 --> 01:11:24.479 looks great on you. Always be lying? Right, tell the men always 1026 01:11:24.479 --> 01:11:28.359 be lying? Is this why you're alone? Because like things are starting to 1027 01:11:28.359 --> 01:11:32.199 make more sense to me. That was teenage Tony. We can't. We 1028 01:11:32.239 --> 01:11:36.640 can't flame modern Tony for things teenage lie to your significant other. No, 1029 01:11:36.800 --> 01:11:44.479 always be lying, always lie, lie until the day you die. And 1030 01:11:44.600 --> 01:11:50.159 so women do they lie and eat hot ship? I do love me my 1031 01:11:50.159 --> 01:11:55.840 spicy chips. Oh god, someone didn't think they're like post four things that 1032 01:11:55.920 --> 01:11:59.960 remind you of women or whatever, and someone retweeted it with the bisexual flag 1033 01:12:00.239 --> 01:12:10.840 ship speaking of like hot chips. Have you tried the doritos, the baja 1034 01:12:10.880 --> 01:12:15.279 ones with the mango. No, No, they're delicious, they're spicy. 1035 01:12:15.760 --> 01:12:20.479 I only eat the Quest Protein chips now, yeah, I can't. No, 1036 01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:25.479 sorry, what I need to like live and like actually like eat real 1037 01:12:25.479 --> 01:12:30.680 food. No, I'm trying to live longer. I'm not telling you to 1038 01:12:30.760 --> 01:12:35.319 binge a whole bag like you can eat like three chips, Tony. I 1039 01:12:35.359 --> 01:12:39.840 eat my Quest Protein chips. They're actually really good. They're actually not that 1040 01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:45.039 bad. I can't. The taco flavored one is my favorite, of course 1041 01:12:45.039 --> 01:12:48.079 it is. They also make protein reces cups. I love those. Not 1042 01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:53.079 the most healthiest for you, but they give you more protein anyway. Charles 1043 01:12:53.159 --> 01:12:57.000 and Eric argue against killing Shawl. He's like, I hope you don't kill 1044 01:12:57.039 --> 01:13:00.359 them. Maybe we could work with him or whatever. Persuade him and like, 1045 01:13:00.359 --> 01:13:02.800 no, I'm going to kill him until he is dead. He will 1046 01:13:02.359 --> 01:13:11.000 be dead. Yeah. Uh Hank takes the cure, but it backfiresom I 1047 01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:15.439 don't think we needed an origin for why he was specifically blue. They're just 1048 01:13:15.439 --> 01:13:19.880 a b But also the scene was like also like edited weird. Yeah, 1049 01:13:19.880 --> 01:13:24.319 it was a little bit it looked weird. Yeah, I get what they 1050 01:13:24.359 --> 01:13:26.479 were going for, but like, because it's all on the p OV. 1051 01:13:26.800 --> 01:13:30.239 Yeah, he looked like ship. His reveal is not here yet, but 1052 01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:34.840 I have complaints to he looks like shy. If backfires, he like becomes 1053 01:13:35.000 --> 01:13:39.359 beast Lee. Again. We had that whole thing where I said they were 1054 01:13:39.399 --> 01:13:41.960 just mute, and so they didn't need that. And I know beast evolves 1055 01:13:41.960 --> 01:13:44.079 in the comics, but I don't think it was ever tied to anything like 1056 01:13:44.119 --> 01:13:47.079 this. Raven tries to bone Eric and this lead actually, like the scene, 1057 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:49.720 this lead led to a speaking of memes. This led to a bunch 1058 01:13:49.760 --> 01:13:58.960 of memes. I said, the real Raven perfection. He's like, no, 1059 01:13:59.199 --> 01:14:01.239 maybe when you're old her and then I did like she turns into Rebecca 1060 01:14:01.279 --> 01:14:06.239 Remain for a little bit. That was a fun cameo. But yeah, 1061 01:14:06.279 --> 01:14:10.000 and then he makes out with her, even though he said maybe in a 1062 01:14:10.039 --> 01:14:12.760 few years, and then she turned blue. How old is he supposed to 1063 01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:18.119 be? Well, he's definitely probably early thirties or something. Yeah, she's 1064 01:14:18.119 --> 01:14:23.439 gotta be twenties, twenty twenty one because she's probably the same major's Charles. 1065 01:14:23.520 --> 01:14:27.399 He just grabbed around there, like early twenties, I think. Yeah. 1066 01:14:27.439 --> 01:14:30.199 So he's making out with her. So she's like I don't like Hank, 1067 01:14:30.319 --> 01:14:38.199 I like you guy. Uh so she's getting uh oh. Then she goes 1068 01:14:38.279 --> 01:14:42.960 naked, probably didn't put her clothes back on from Eric's room and walked right 1069 01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:45.920 into the kitchen and Charles is like, why are you naked? And he 1070 01:14:45.960 --> 01:14:49.359 should say, like, what's that sweaty smell? Too? What's going on 1071 01:14:49.479 --> 01:14:51.960 there? What's going on? Were you just are you in the gym or 1072 01:14:51.960 --> 01:15:00.600 something? Did you work out earlier? Training more? Uh? Yeah, 1073 01:15:00.600 --> 01:15:03.439 So she shows off for a body and he's all like, ah, what 1074 01:15:03.479 --> 01:15:06.760 are you doing? Stop it? And you're like this is who I am. 1075 01:15:06.960 --> 01:15:11.960 You're proud. Would you have accepted me or whatnot? And she's kind 1076 01:15:11.960 --> 01:15:14.279 of like, hey, you've been kind of hh. She compares herself to 1077 01:15:14.399 --> 01:15:15.279 when she was a child. She's like, oh, yeah, like you 1078 01:15:15.439 --> 01:15:18.079 found me the first time like this or whatever, and he was acting all 1079 01:15:18.119 --> 01:15:21.359 weird and it's just like bro. Like her movies are still covered, like 1080 01:15:21.520 --> 01:15:26.079 shut the fuck up, Like, no, they're not covered. That's just 1081 01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:30.520 what they look like. They're still covered, like nott miss, you don't 1082 01:15:30.560 --> 01:15:35.359 see the nipple. There doesn't have nipples. Those are what they look like. 1083 01:15:36.000 --> 01:15:41.680 I now have to censor her because no, no you don't, because 1084 01:15:41.680 --> 01:15:45.560 apparently the fucking actual aerola and nipples the issue. Because men can show off 1085 01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:50.399 their fucking areoles and nipples with their fucking hairy asses. They shouldn't, I 1086 01:15:50.479 --> 01:15:55.000 agree, shouldn't more women's nipples? Please? Everyone should be cut No, 1087 01:15:55.079 --> 01:15:59.560 everyone should be covered up. No, everyone cover I'm gonna keep my shirt 1088 01:15:59.600 --> 01:16:03.920 on forepp thank god, until I hit my goalie. So anyway, uh, 1089 01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:06.359 I mean there's some sites where the shirt comes off, but we can't 1090 01:16:06.359 --> 01:16:11.079 talk about those. So, yeah, she's naked and proud. I'm naked 1091 01:16:11.119 --> 01:16:15.560 and I'm proud, freaking out Charles, she's getting radicalized by Eric. She's 1092 01:16:15.600 --> 01:16:20.319 like, fuck you, Charles. Eric, Like, I agree with Eric, 1093 01:16:20.359 --> 01:16:24.640 and it's not because it's the only boy I've ever made out that I 1094 01:16:24.720 --> 01:16:29.000 might have maybe lost my virginity five minutes ago to him, I just really 1095 01:16:29.000 --> 01:16:30.800 believe. It was like, Okay, mistaque, I think you're a little 1096 01:16:30.880 --> 01:16:34.479 uh, maybe you should really weigh the pros and cons of each side. 1097 01:16:34.840 --> 01:16:39.560 So the X Men fine Hank's office. It's trashed, but you left them 1098 01:16:39.560 --> 01:16:43.680 a nice little note, and they put on their ex suits, which they 1099 01:16:43.720 --> 01:16:45.199 found a good reason for why they would have suits. He's like, well, 1100 01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:49.319 none of us adapted to g forces or bullets. And they are black 1101 01:16:49.359 --> 01:16:53.399 and blue, which are much like the original X Men teams. That was 1102 01:16:53.399 --> 01:16:57.399 like a fun nod. They don't look fully like the costumes, but they 1103 01:16:57.439 --> 01:17:01.079 work, and it was nice to finally see colorful costume in an X Men 1104 01:17:01.159 --> 01:17:08.760 movie. They don't do it again until Dark Phoenix or sorry sorry, the 1105 01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:12.800 end of Apocalypse, and then they don't deliver on that in Dark Phoenix. 1106 01:17:13.960 --> 01:17:16.079 So this was a nice change because at this point we're getting kind of tired 1107 01:17:16.119 --> 01:17:19.680 of the black leather. The next movie, they have color for outfits, 1108 01:17:19.680 --> 01:17:24.279 but they don't look like they're traditional album yeah oh yeah. So then they 1109 01:17:24.319 --> 01:17:27.800 go to the Air Force, the air base where they get the Blackbird, 1110 01:17:28.000 --> 01:17:30.960 and Hank shows off his new look. I don't like it. It looks 1111 01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:35.600 like shit. Yeah, the comics. This isn't entirely the movie's fault. 1112 01:17:35.720 --> 01:17:40.560 The comics around this time were trying to like make him more cat like. 1113 01:17:41.399 --> 01:17:45.920 They kept like evolving beasts till more like a lion. So his little cat 1114 01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:47.279 nose, I don't like it at all. I didn't like it in the 1115 01:17:47.279 --> 01:17:50.359 comics. I don't like it here. Yeah, and the next movie they 1116 01:17:50.399 --> 01:17:53.720 totally just make him look like he did an X Men three, they got 1117 01:17:53.760 --> 01:17:55.680 rid of the cat nose. They're like, nah, I get rid of 1118 01:17:55.680 --> 01:17:59.439 that. I get what they were going for, but like, it didn't 1119 01:17:59.479 --> 01:18:01.800 work for me. His stupid little glasses. He looks so weird. He 1120 01:18:01.920 --> 01:18:06.159 wasn't like proportional either. It looks yeah. I guess maybe if he didn't 1121 01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:10.720 have the suit on and he was all hairy wolf man, maybe it would 1122 01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:13.640 have worked better. But him like in the tight suit with the big head, 1123 01:18:13.640 --> 01:18:15.560 I didn't like it. I didn't like it. Although I shouldn't be 1124 01:18:16.039 --> 01:18:19.319 making fun of people with big heads, because oh yeah, I saw that 1125 01:18:19.560 --> 01:18:24.479 dick Master Sam has been spreading this idea that I have a giant head. 1126 01:18:26.600 --> 01:18:30.600 What an asshole. They didn't. They did an experiment on his head where 1127 01:18:30.600 --> 01:18:36.600 you're trying to see if it's round, because it only looks flat. I 1128 01:18:36.600 --> 01:18:42.920 think I'm having a flat It is actually more a flat because they put popsically 1129 01:18:42.960 --> 01:18:46.159 sticks. They put three popsically sticks and drilled holes and them to just make 1130 01:18:46.279 --> 01:18:49.800 sure there's a curve in his head. Did you see that? He looks 1131 01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:54.119 like a like a character ice cream. Some people think his head is only 1132 01:18:54.560 --> 01:18:59.199 a flat, two dimensional head. No, I see those Sony, those 1133 01:18:59.439 --> 01:19:01.680 Sonic the head cho like popsicles, you know, yeah, I think that 1134 01:19:01.800 --> 01:19:06.640 looks a lot like Tony with the eyeballs kind of actually in three dimensions. 1135 01:19:09.399 --> 01:19:14.479 Am I gonna make a Tony for Hack the movies around Christopher Italian eyeballs kind 1136 01:19:14.520 --> 01:19:18.199 of fall chocolate eyeballs are kind of falling off comes. Yeah, you get 1137 01:19:18.199 --> 01:19:20.640 a Tony, I'm gonna put that in the back. You'd need a thermist 1138 01:19:20.720 --> 01:19:26.800 to keep it. You Tony from hacked the movies poosticles. Holy fuck, 1139 01:19:26.840 --> 01:19:30.319 I'm gonna actually look about how to make how to make Bob's Tony from movies. 1140 01:19:32.399 --> 01:19:34.760 It's because he has a tiny face. He needs to make fun of 1141 01:19:34.800 --> 01:19:39.079 other people to make himself feel better. He should be a shamed I'm like, 1142 01:19:39.159 --> 01:19:42.279 I'm like mystique, who should be proud of how she looks. Dick 1143 01:19:42.439 --> 01:19:49.079 Masters should be He should be ashamed and hide his face. Veto should also 1144 01:19:49.159 --> 01:19:56.079 be ashamed of the way he Okay, then, uh, we see that 1145 01:19:56.159 --> 01:19:59.600 there's a conflict about to happen in Cuba. The Americans are one side, 1146 01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:04.199 the Rush are on the other side. Random cameos from Jason Bagay which I 1147 01:20:04.279 --> 01:20:08.079 used to call him being but apparently that's not how his name is pronounced, 1148 01:20:08.079 --> 01:20:12.720 and Michael Ironside of all people. Uh, Jason Bagay. You know what 1149 01:20:12.920 --> 01:20:16.119 the last movie was that I reviewed? That he was in What Tony Home 1150 01:20:16.199 --> 01:20:23.279 Alone? Four? He replaced Kevin's dad in Home Alone four? Go back 1151 01:20:23.279 --> 01:20:26.920 and watch our what is the Worst Home Alone Movie? Episode is definitely not 1152 01:20:27.000 --> 01:20:30.760 three. No, it is not three. It would have been three had 1153 01:20:30.760 --> 01:20:34.560 they stopped at three, but they kept going and it was Yeah, I 1154 01:20:34.640 --> 01:20:39.039 love Home alone three. Have you seen four? Five or six? No? 1155 01:20:39.239 --> 01:20:43.279 Don't plan two? Mm hm silent I heard about it. The Silent 1156 01:20:43.319 --> 01:20:49.920 Hill girls in five like little Girl, Yeah, ok. And Michael No, 1157 01:20:50.079 --> 01:20:54.920 Malcolm McDowell's also in five anyway. Yeah, So random cameos from them. 1158 01:20:54.960 --> 01:20:58.000 I know they're not cameos, but like they really stick out, and 1159 01:20:58.039 --> 01:21:00.039 I'm like, I know who they are, why they have bigger roles? 1160 01:21:00.399 --> 01:21:03.319 Who are these people? Both armies are ready to attack a ship. There's 1161 01:21:03.319 --> 01:21:09.960 a Russian cargo ship that's about to break the embargo line, and the Americans 1162 01:21:10.000 --> 01:21:12.920 are like, uh, well, Russia's drawing first blood and the Russians are 1163 01:21:12.920 --> 01:21:15.199 like, what are they doing? It turns out as Azels killed everyone because 1164 01:21:15.199 --> 01:21:18.039 the X men are there. They show up in their jet YEP and Charles 1165 01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:21.479 is reading the mind of someone on the ship to see what happens, and 1166 01:21:21.560 --> 01:21:26.880 a Azel kills him. So Charles knows that as Azel is piloting the ship 1167 01:21:27.600 --> 01:21:32.119 and Charles should use that mind control thing he has to mind control is Azel 1168 01:21:32.199 --> 01:21:39.920 to turn off the ship and then teleport to Sebastian and kill Sebastian. Instead, 1169 01:21:40.039 --> 01:21:44.039 Charles doesn't do any of what I just said. They have to find 1170 01:21:44.039 --> 01:21:50.560 a reason for Magneto to lift the fucking submarine. Instead, Charles mind erases 1171 01:21:50.600 --> 01:21:55.359 another Russian so they get the Russians to fire on the Russian ship to show 1172 01:21:55.399 --> 01:21:58.640 that they're not the bad guys. And I do like that the guy didn't 1173 01:21:58.640 --> 01:22:01.119 know he did it. This is They're like, you just stopped the major 1174 01:22:01.159 --> 01:22:06.119 war. He's like, what just happened? Where am I? So Shaw's 1175 01:22:06.159 --> 01:22:09.840 pissed. He's like, what the fuck? I had this whole planned. 1176 01:22:09.840 --> 01:22:12.319 He's like, Okay, well, I'm gonna absorb the reactor. I'm gonna 1177 01:22:12.319 --> 01:22:15.239 turn into a bomb. One way or another. We're starting this goddamn war. 1178 01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:17.319 So they can't find the submarine, and they're like, we need sonar, 1179 01:22:18.119 --> 01:22:23.840 so they drop Banshee into the water. He uses his sound whatever to 1180 01:22:23.880 --> 01:22:28.399 find the fucking submarine, transfers the information to Charles, I guess, and 1181 01:22:28.479 --> 01:22:33.920 they find it and then Eric. Why couldn't Eric just feel for it. 1182 01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:38.680 There's a lot of metal in the ocean. I think there's a big difference 1183 01:22:38.720 --> 01:22:42.560 between the little tiny pieces of like other things up there and a giant fucking 1184 01:22:42.600 --> 01:22:46.279 submarine. No, he's probably like giant pieces of metal, like come on, 1185 01:22:46.399 --> 01:22:49.279 now, come on, now I don't know, he's still learning. 1186 01:22:49.920 --> 01:22:53.439 Uh but yeah, this is like the awesome moment where he's hanging out of 1187 01:22:53.439 --> 01:22:57.319 the jet and he's lifting the sub out of the water. Looks cool as 1188 01:22:57.359 --> 01:23:00.479 hell. And then Riptide remembers he's in the movie. Oh yeah, and 1189 01:23:00.600 --> 01:23:02.960 he's like, I don't get to do anything cool. I just get the 1190 01:23:03.319 --> 01:23:10.199 blow people. He gets to blow people. I did it. I honestly 1191 01:23:10.399 --> 01:23:13.159 wasn't planning that to be I said that naturally, and it hit me as 1192 01:23:13.199 --> 01:23:15.520 I was saying, You're like, oh, it doesn't sound good. So 1193 01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:17.680 he's like, all right, I'm gonna blow the X jet and he like 1194 01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:28.720 throws the tornado at the blackbird crashes on the beach, and the submarine also 1195 01:23:28.800 --> 01:23:33.600 crashes on the beach. Everyone crashes on the beach. What oh, what 1196 01:23:33.720 --> 01:23:42.199 is that SpongeBob reference? Stepping on the beach. I haven't watched SpongeBob since 1197 01:23:42.199 --> 01:23:45.960 it was airing the first time. You're a millennial, you're supposed to like 1198 01:23:45.119 --> 01:23:50.000 keep all the old SpongeBob knowledge like internally in you and then just randomly quote 1199 01:23:50.039 --> 01:23:55.520 it. Sometimes. I have some, just not all of it. I 1200 01:23:55.560 --> 01:23:58.800 have. The two just shows that you are not actually a millennial and you're 1201 01:23:58.840 --> 01:24:02.279 older than you say you are. I fucking knew it. I have the 1202 01:24:02.600 --> 01:24:08.640 two hours later I had those I haven't anyway. So yeah, they land 1203 01:24:08.640 --> 01:24:11.640 on the beach. Eric is gonna hunt for Shawl in the submarine. Yeah, 1204 01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:15.920 go get and Charles is like he's because he's in like this like shielded 1205 01:24:15.000 --> 01:24:17.960 room with like these mirrors and he's wearing the helmet. He's like, he's 1206 01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:21.800 in there somewhere I can't find him. Go in there. Stop whatever's he 1207 01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:27.000 doing, and I will turn off his brain. Uh. Havoc, Uh 1208 01:24:28.239 --> 01:24:30.600 you got. Havoc and Beast start fighting as az Ol. They're teleporting everywhere. 1209 01:24:30.600 --> 01:24:33.199 I do like when Beast puts the claws at his azers, like, 1210 01:24:33.199 --> 01:24:36.079 all right, you're gonna have the teleport is a safety or you die too. 1211 01:24:36.399 --> 01:24:40.840 Uh So yeah, they they fight a little bit. Havoc's machine gets 1212 01:24:40.880 --> 01:24:46.800 destroyed so he can't like focus his power. Angel Salvador shows up spitting stuff 1213 01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:49.640 she should really be putting on, like some kind of armor. I don't 1214 01:24:49.640 --> 01:24:53.479 think she needs to be wearing the stripper suit anymore. What the hell? 1215 01:24:53.880 --> 01:24:57.720 Whatever? I mean, it looks good, don't get me wrong. I 1216 01:24:57.760 --> 01:24:59.800 like Zoe Kravitz. I like her in the outphant, but I'm like, 1217 01:24:59.840 --> 01:25:01.880 hey, he should probably be wearing something a little bit. There's guns and 1218 01:25:01.880 --> 01:25:06.800 stuff around. Yeah, are you immune into your own fire? What if 1219 01:25:06.840 --> 01:25:10.279 you shoot fire and someone knocks it back and you're gonna get all burnt and 1220 01:25:10.319 --> 01:25:14.439 shit. So this is all over the place. It's constantly inner cutting, 1221 01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:16.159 and meanwhile Mystique's like, I want to join in the fight. Charles like, 1222 01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:20.399 no, watch that door. And also Moyra is there being completely useless. 1223 01:25:20.560 --> 01:25:24.960 She's there. She's there because she's CIA lady. So yeah, Shaul 1224 01:25:25.079 --> 01:25:28.319 is trying to recruit Eric. Eric gets into the room and he's like, 1225 01:25:28.399 --> 01:25:31.600 come on, be my guy, and then he throws Eric, which makes 1226 01:25:31.600 --> 01:25:34.960 a crack in the window, and suddenly Charles like, wait, keep doing 1227 01:25:35.000 --> 01:25:41.000 that. I'm almost in there. Meanwhile, Havoc takes out angel I like 1228 01:25:41.039 --> 01:25:44.199 a Mystique tricks as Azel. Oh by the way, Riptie got taken out 1229 01:25:44.199 --> 01:25:46.399 pretty quick. I think Havoc just blasted him and that was like the end 1230 01:25:46.439 --> 01:25:55.520 of rip time. So yeah, she pretends to be uh Sebastian, but 1231 01:25:55.600 --> 01:25:57.720 she has the helmet on him, Like does she know what the helmet look 1232 01:25:57.840 --> 01:26:00.399 like? Whatever was Charles able to see the helmet through them and try. 1233 01:26:00.520 --> 01:26:04.279 I think it was just a continuity what I mean, Charles's probably gonna be 1234 01:26:04.359 --> 01:26:08.159 like this is what it looks like, transform into that. Uh say, 1235 01:26:08.199 --> 01:26:10.840 they trick him, they take him out. Now, this is awesome, 1236 01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:14.880 This is awesome. Uh. Eric is able to get the upper hand on 1237 01:26:14.960 --> 01:26:17.399 him. He's broken enough of the mirrors. He gets the cable to take 1238 01:26:17.399 --> 01:26:19.439 the helmet off, and Charles is able to freeze him. But I guess 1239 01:26:19.439 --> 01:26:23.439 because he's got all that nuclear energy and he's like I can't hold him for 1240 01:26:23.439 --> 01:26:27.319 a long. Yeah, you gotta like you gotta like stop him right now, 1241 01:26:27.680 --> 01:26:30.760 but don't kill him because you'll be a bad guy. What else was 1242 01:26:30.800 --> 01:26:33.039 he gonna do? Like, I don't understand Charles, Like, Charles, 1243 01:26:33.119 --> 01:26:38.119 he is a nuclear bomb right now? What else was Magneto's for whatever, 1244 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:41.960 it's gonna go somewhere. He's gonna put that energy somewhere. You're not gonna 1245 01:26:41.960 --> 01:26:45.399 be able to take him in. So yeah, I like at this point 1246 01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:49.319 he's like, Hey, Seawl, You're absolutely right. All the humans hate 1247 01:26:49.399 --> 01:26:53.920 us and we need to dominate over them because they will never accept us. 1248 01:26:54.039 --> 01:26:57.359 And you're one hundred percent around. I agree with everything you said, but 1249 01:26:57.640 --> 01:27:00.880 and you killed my mother, killed my mom. Shouldn't kill my mom. 1250 01:27:01.159 --> 01:27:03.760 If you didn't kill the mom, you would have had a brand new weapon 1251 01:27:03.880 --> 01:27:09.840 right there saying uh. And I do like the callback to the coin. 1252 01:27:09.880 --> 01:27:13.079 He's like, I'm gonna count I love that he kept it just to kill 1253 01:27:13.159 --> 01:27:15.119 him with it. It's so good, And I'm gonna move this coin. 1254 01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:19.119 I like. I like Charles has to keep him frozen, like do anything, 1255 01:27:19.159 --> 01:27:23.760 and it's not a hack the movies episode and Eric put on the helmet 1256 01:27:23.840 --> 01:27:27.479 so Charles couldn't funk with him, which was fine. Uh, but yeah, 1257 01:27:27.560 --> 01:27:29.720 yeah, I like the whole scene where the coin goes in his head 1258 01:27:29.720 --> 01:27:32.199 and it keeps cutting back and forth to char it moving. Yeah, I 1259 01:27:32.199 --> 01:27:36.239 would assume he feels it because like, yeah, because he's in lets his 1260 01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:39.640 face, his head, and in my mind, I'm like, well, 1261 01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:43.119 where did all that energy go? Shouldn't he just blow up at that point? 1262 01:27:43.560 --> 01:27:45.520 Mm hmmm. I guess that's not how it works. So yeah, 1263 01:27:45.520 --> 01:27:49.960 that scene is he needs to unleash it himself somehow whatever. But yeah, 1264 01:27:50.000 --> 01:27:54.479 then it's like the coin is all bloody and it lands on the thing. 1265 01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:58.000 It was cool. As ship. That scene was so even when he and 1266 01:27:58.359 --> 01:28:04.119 exits the submarine, he's like everything, Oh yeah, it's like the first 1267 01:28:04.119 --> 01:28:10.920 time sneak again it he's like so yeah. He comes out and he's like, 1268 01:28:11.079 --> 01:28:15.399 hey, uh, we're gonna team up. We're gonna stop fighting the 1269 01:28:15.399 --> 01:28:17.119 real enemies out there. And he's kind of right because then the Americans are 1270 01:28:17.159 --> 01:28:23.399 Russian, Hey, hey, we can just Shriker's dad is just like, 1271 01:28:23.439 --> 01:28:25.520 hey, if we just bombed the beach, now we can kill all of 1272 01:28:25.520 --> 01:28:29.279 them. And someone should say the guy who can move metal, who we 1273 01:28:29.319 --> 01:28:31.760 all just saw move metal, I don't think these rockets are gonna work. 1274 01:28:32.520 --> 01:28:36.880 We should rethink this. But instead no one says that. Again, they 1275 01:28:36.880 --> 01:28:41.479 weren't thinking really clearly. This was a year after the Bay of Pigs. 1276 01:28:41.560 --> 01:28:47.520 Also, Americans are dumb. Wow you heard me. Those Russians should have 1277 01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:53.840 kept them in. All the rockets go off, because again none of these 1278 01:28:53.880 --> 01:28:56.680 people called the war room and said, no, that guy can control metal, 1279 01:28:56.800 --> 01:28:59.880 this won't work, we should rethink this. In staid, they're like, 1280 01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:02.399 shoot them all, and the Russians sa shoot them all. The Russians 1281 01:29:02.399 --> 01:29:04.800 should have been like, after you, America, and then they should have 1282 01:29:04.880 --> 01:29:08.520 not shot it and be like what are you doing? Oh? Can you 1283 01:29:08.560 --> 01:29:12.760 believe they tried to shoot you? Guy who controls metals? Take him out? 1284 01:29:12.840 --> 01:29:15.680 Wasn't Roseburne's character like trying to like Hall to like we have an agent 1285 01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:18.199 on there. She's a good agent. They're like, nah, a lady, 1286 01:29:19.359 --> 01:29:23.520 get her out. The whole movie is then being like why is a 1287 01:29:23.640 --> 01:29:29.359 lady an age? Yeah, he stops all the rockets, shows off his 1288 01:29:29.479 --> 01:29:31.399 power and like would that be enough demonstration? No? No, He's like, 1289 01:29:31.560 --> 01:29:34.319 I am an asshole. I need to turn this around and kill all 1290 01:29:34.399 --> 01:29:39.239 of them to death. Uh. And then apparently no one else tries to 1291 01:29:39.239 --> 01:29:42.680 stop Magneto except for Charles. That's a good scene though, yeah, where 1292 01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:45.640 he's like because he's like tackling and like trying to get it tackling him, 1293 01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:47.960 and I really think be should have joined him on the fight. He's like, 1294 01:29:47.960 --> 01:29:50.880 hey, Charles, you're not as strong as like just beat the show. 1295 01:29:51.159 --> 01:29:56.119 Everybody should Like somebody's trying to pull like Charles off of like Magneto, 1296 01:29:56.319 --> 01:29:58.479 and then Magneto is like trying to go, but then someone's trying to like 1297 01:29:58.479 --> 01:30:01.960 hold his hand down or something like. There could have been everybody involved but 1298 01:30:02.000 --> 01:30:04.239 now it's cool. Every time he fights the rockets start to fall and then 1299 01:30:04.239 --> 01:30:09.039 they pick up and all that. Uh but yeah, then we're a start 1300 01:30:09.079 --> 01:30:13.359 shooting him and he deflex the bullet hits Charles Spine. Didn't we talk about 1301 01:30:13.399 --> 01:30:16.640 this? Were we like both like yeah, we're like really in this movie, 1302 01:30:16.680 --> 01:30:20.880 like you had to do it? I think we literally both went it 1303 01:30:20.960 --> 01:30:26.720 felt forced. It don't really for I don't know why. Like I mean, 1304 01:30:26.760 --> 01:30:29.760 I guess if you're gonna like do like the whole like them splitting friends, 1305 01:30:29.760 --> 01:30:30.960 that is a good moment to have it. But like it just felt 1306 01:30:31.279 --> 01:30:36.399 really forced, And prequel stuff usually feels forced, like they have to connect 1307 01:30:36.439 --> 01:30:40.640 things. So I'm like, okay, Like I would have been fine if 1308 01:30:40.680 --> 01:30:44.199 that happened like in another moat. Yeah, because yeah, there's there's like 1309 01:30:44.239 --> 01:30:46.520 flashbacks of him early on having legs, being able to do all this stuff. 1310 01:30:48.279 --> 01:30:50.239 Say, I get shot in the spine, the rockets go down. 1311 01:30:50.239 --> 01:30:53.319 I like that he's about to kill Boyer. It's like it's your fault. 1312 01:30:53.319 --> 01:30:55.079 He's like, nah, no, no, Eric, it's kind of your 1313 01:30:55.119 --> 01:31:00.600 fault. It's like, you're right, you could like that way not people. 1314 01:31:00.800 --> 01:31:03.399 Yeah, And he's like okay, well, I'm leaving, I'm taking 1315 01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:12.600 my team with me. Just standing there, just go to him or something. 1316 01:31:12.600 --> 01:31:15.800 Why are you just standing there? Like that's like your brother. And 1317 01:31:15.840 --> 01:31:17.800 then Charles is like, you can go with Eric. She's like, I 1318 01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:19.479 thought you said you want to read my mind. He's like, yeah, 1319 01:31:19.520 --> 01:31:23.319 but I know. And that's a good moment where he's like, hey, 1320 01:31:23.359 --> 01:31:27.239 I don't agree, but I'm gonna let you make your own DECI And what 1321 01:31:27.279 --> 01:31:30.319 she should say is like, I will eventually team up with Eric, but 1322 01:31:30.399 --> 01:31:33.359 I want to make sure you're okay because you're dying on a beach in Cuba, 1323 01:31:33.479 --> 01:31:38.960 even dying well kind of. And then Moyer is like, we'll get 1324 01:31:39.000 --> 01:31:42.760 you. She's like, we'll take you to a doctor. I'm like where. 1325 01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:46.000 I don't think America or Russia can pass that line to pick you up. 1326 01:31:46.439 --> 01:31:48.560 Cuba's not going to take you in. How did they get home, 1327 01:31:50.880 --> 01:31:56.960 Swim because the teleporter was with the bad guys. He left with the bank 1328 01:31:59.479 --> 01:32:03.760 somehow at home somehow, somehow. Then you know, but yeah, I 1329 01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:06.520 like how they like they wait a little bit and he's like, I can't 1330 01:32:06.560 --> 01:32:10.479 feel my legs. I can't feel my legs. I'm professor x I can't 1331 01:32:10.479 --> 01:32:15.399 feel my legs. I'm Professor Ax from the X Men movie. He says 1332 01:32:15.439 --> 01:32:19.000 that that was weird based on the comics Patrick Stewart played me. I was 1333 01:32:19.039 --> 01:32:26.479 like, that's really on the nose. And then Charles erases Moyer's mind with 1334 01:32:26.520 --> 01:32:30.560 a kiss, and yes, this is produced by Richard Donner's wife. Who 1335 01:32:30.560 --> 01:32:33.800 else Richard Donner did? Ran two don't forget. He also makes a joke 1336 01:32:33.800 --> 01:32:36.520 about, oh, it's next I lose my hair, and it's just like 1337 01:32:36.920 --> 01:32:40.640 he's like, I'll be going bald. But they already made a hair joke. 1338 01:32:41.279 --> 01:32:43.720 The first hair joke was fine. This one was all right, we 1339 01:32:44.079 --> 01:32:50.600 get it, Yeah, we get it. I'm still man in a pocket, 1340 01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:54.079 so we need origin frow he lost his hair. I'm like, maybe 1341 01:32:54.079 --> 01:33:00.239 he just lost his hair genetics. Look at Patrick Stewart in Dune in nineteen 1342 01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:02.920 eighty four. He didn't have a lot of hair, and he continued to 1343 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:09.640 lose hair. But yeah, he erases her mind so she won't tell anyone 1344 01:33:09.640 --> 01:33:12.960 where they are. Yep, but she was kind of mean to her. 1345 01:33:13.039 --> 01:33:16.279 It kind of hurts her professionally, Yeah, because like this is why ladies 1346 01:33:16.359 --> 01:33:19.680 can't be in this blah blah, blah kiss and everybody's like, oh, 1347 01:33:23.680 --> 01:33:30.720 Charles, you're setting ladies back. Okay, what an asshole? So yeah, 1348 01:33:30.640 --> 01:33:32.319 h By the way, she was like, I will never tell him. 1349 01:33:32.319 --> 01:33:34.159 He's like, I know you won't because I'm gonna raise your mind. 1350 01:33:34.199 --> 01:33:38.000 I'm like, well that's kind of unethical. You didn't trust her a little 1351 01:33:38.000 --> 01:33:42.800 bit. Anyway. Oh that wasn't his real girlfriend. His boyfriend left, 1352 01:33:42.840 --> 01:33:45.520 so I guess. So yeah, I guess He's like, yeah, yeah, 1353 01:33:45.520 --> 01:33:47.880 I am, I'm gonna kiss you. I'm totally straight. You see 1354 01:33:47.880 --> 01:33:54.199 this, guys, I kissed her. Yeah, No one's around, like, 1355 01:33:54.279 --> 01:34:00.479 who is she talking to? I kissed her? And then we'll see 1356 01:34:00.720 --> 01:34:02.359 professor See. I know they're a little gang in the movies, Professor X 1357 01:34:02.399 --> 01:34:04.960 of the comics. In the cartoon, he's getting on with everyone. He's 1358 01:34:04.960 --> 01:34:09.159 like, he's I rewatched the cartoon. I'm like, he's got like five 1359 01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:12.479 ex lovers. One of them is an alien lady. He got around. 1360 01:34:12.880 --> 01:34:15.720 For a guy who's not very mobile, he got around. He's got the 1361 01:34:15.800 --> 01:34:23.600 risk. We're a bald paraplegic. He knows what to do, you can 1362 01:34:23.600 --> 01:34:30.079 get it. He gets inside those girls heads literally. Probably, so the 1363 01:34:30.159 --> 01:34:32.680 meeting where they're yelling at and were for having lady brains. Gets interrupted by 1364 01:34:32.680 --> 01:34:36.560 a big explosion and they're like, what's that sound, And it turns out 1365 01:34:36.600 --> 01:34:43.680 Emma Frost is being freed by Magneto. Yeah, we haven't got along, 1366 01:34:43.760 --> 01:34:46.119 but he's like, I think you'll think you'll like to join us. I 1367 01:34:46.359 --> 01:34:51.880 need a psychic on my team, my team of mystique, Angel, the 1368 01:34:51.960 --> 01:34:56.239 other Angel, not that Angel. Also, I think Gina Crano's name was 1369 01:34:56.279 --> 01:35:03.359 Angel and Deadpool also I think so and Zasil spoiler, these two are gonna 1370 01:35:03.399 --> 01:35:06.560 bone and have night Crawler, except a new comic is gonna wreck on that. 1371 01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:10.560 But in the movie universe, that's gonna happen. Uh, So, 1372 01:35:10.720 --> 01:35:14.600 join my team and we'll go on so many adventures and definitely most of you 1373 01:35:14.640 --> 01:35:17.840 won't get killed between films. And she's like, I'm in, let's do 1374 01:35:17.920 --> 01:35:23.239 it. And then we see the comic accurate Magneto it is. He added 1375 01:35:23.279 --> 01:35:26.439 the little devil horns the red and purple, and then he doesn't wear that 1376 01:35:26.479 --> 01:35:33.680 in the next one. Yeah, Magneto to be very has like a reddish 1377 01:35:33.680 --> 01:35:38.800 suit in the next one, but it doesn't look like this. Yeah, 1378 01:35:39.680 --> 01:35:45.239 uh yeah, And then it ends yep, and it was fine, fun. 1379 01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:48.479 What do you think revisiting this? I liked it again. I watched 1380 01:35:48.520 --> 01:35:54.039 this even before you asked me to come talk about it, So it was 1381 01:35:54.079 --> 01:35:56.960 just like a random I'm gonna move to watch some type of movie, and 1382 01:35:56.960 --> 01:36:00.119 I'm like, you know what, X Men first class like, it's fun. 1383 01:36:00.319 --> 01:36:04.119 It's I'm trying to don't really have to like pay attention, pay attention 1384 01:36:04.680 --> 01:36:09.640 like it's funny. I'm trying to think, not counting dead Pool, Wolverine, 1385 01:36:09.680 --> 01:36:14.319 New Mutants, not counting the spinoffs like mainline X movies. It's probably 1386 01:36:14.680 --> 01:36:21.119 my fourth favorite. Okay, yeah, obviously the X two, obviously X 1387 01:36:21.159 --> 01:36:25.800 Men one. I still really like Days of Future Past is really great. 1388 01:36:26.520 --> 01:36:29.239 You no, I think, yeah, same, same, same. I 1389 01:36:29.239 --> 01:36:32.319 mean this Future Pass is a little messy trying to Yeah no, but I 1390 01:36:32.319 --> 01:36:36.479 mean it's it's kind of messy trying to marry this new continuity with the previous 1391 01:36:36.520 --> 01:36:41.840 trilogy continuity. It's fine. Yeah, yeah, it's like the fourth best 1392 01:36:41.840 --> 01:36:47.079 one maybe and then yeah, uh it's fine. It's it's gave us James 1393 01:36:47.119 --> 01:36:50.479 backvoy Michael Fassbender. We got a few good movies out of them. Uh. 1394 01:36:51.000 --> 01:36:56.039 Put Jennifer Lawrence on the map, I mean did, but yeah, 1395 01:36:56.119 --> 01:36:59.199 yeah, more put in a more mainstream thing. We're more Eyes and Warner. 1396 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:01.640 It took him forever to bring Nightcrawler back, and when he was he 1397 01:37:01.720 --> 01:37:04.600 was lame. So seeing his evil dad was kind of fun to fill in 1398 01:37:04.640 --> 01:37:08.079 that gap. Uh yeah, it was a good time. And then I 1399 01:37:08.119 --> 01:37:11.760 think they're going to reboot X Men again soon to fit into the MCU. 1400 01:37:12.000 --> 01:37:16.039 I'm I'm assuming Deadpool will set that up most likely. Yes, I don't 1401 01:37:16.039 --> 01:37:20.520 know how they're gonna do it. I know they've slowly started introducing mutants into 1402 01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:26.680 the MCU. Whatever happened to that one show, wasn't it? Uh? 1403 01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:30.600 In Humans? Yeah, well, it got canceled because it was terrible. 1404 01:37:30.960 --> 01:37:33.359 However, the guy who played back black Bolt in that ended up in Doctor 1405 01:37:33.399 --> 01:37:36.319 Strange Show was black Bolt, but a comic accurate black Bolt. Did you 1406 01:37:36.359 --> 01:37:40.840 see Doctor Strange Show? Yeah, yeah, same actor because it was a 1407 01:37:40.880 --> 01:37:45.800 multiverse. Yeah. Uh yeah. So they've sprinkled X Men, so they 1408 01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:49.479 had the Professor X looking comic accurate in that film and then they killed them. 1409 01:37:49.000 --> 01:37:55.359 M yeah, I know. Apparently the Miss Marvel Show introduces a mutant 1410 01:37:55.680 --> 01:37:59.319 but oh yeah, yeah, I can't confirm, because why the fuck would 1411 01:37:59.319 --> 01:38:02.279 I watch Miss Marr. I watched up until the last episode, and I 1412 01:38:02.359 --> 01:38:04.840 just never got around to watching it again. I don't had Disney Plus anymore, 1413 01:38:04.920 --> 01:38:08.319 so I didn't even start it. And I know the Mark bad, 1414 01:38:08.840 --> 01:38:14.359 I know the Marvels, uh Miss Marvel and either but you've seen the spoiler 1415 01:38:14.439 --> 01:38:16.960 right. She ends up in an alternate universe and Kelsey Grammer is Beast again 1416 01:38:17.000 --> 01:38:20.520 but he's CGI now but it looks like the movie X Men, so they're 1417 01:38:20.560 --> 01:38:23.920 not really sure how they're doing X Men. I think Deadpool is going to 1418 01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:28.159 be the one to maybe rewrite time to make it like they've already been there. 1419 01:38:28.199 --> 01:38:31.960 But no, So the MCU didn't have inhumans uh so, or no, 1420 01:38:32.000 --> 01:38:35.319 they didn't have mutants because Fox had it. This is before Disney got 1421 01:38:35.319 --> 01:38:40.239 it. So they were really pushing in humans to the point where the Marvel 1422 01:38:40.279 --> 01:38:44.199 comics were starting to kill off X Men characters and make the inhuman. So 1423 01:38:44.279 --> 01:38:46.159 in humans are kind of the same thing, although they were made by the 1424 01:38:46.239 --> 01:38:51.079 Cree the Aliens like experimented. So the Ages of Shield show set up why 1425 01:38:51.079 --> 01:38:55.439 there were so many inhumans. Uh so, they're inhumans on Earth. The 1426 01:38:55.520 --> 01:38:59.239 inhuman show were about the ones who live on the Moon coming to Earth, 1427 01:38:59.279 --> 01:39:00.159 and that was like a whole thing. I never even watched it. I 1428 01:39:00.159 --> 01:39:05.159 heard it was garbage. They screwed up by making the premiere like an iMac 1429 01:39:05.239 --> 01:39:09.359 special, like months before it aired, and everyone went and saw it. 1430 01:39:09.399 --> 01:39:12.399 We're like, this was garbage. So for like a month or so, 1431 01:39:12.560 --> 01:39:15.279 everyone's like, don't watch the show. It sucks, And then no one 1432 01:39:15.319 --> 01:39:18.560 watched the show. So now that now that Fox got bought out by Disney, 1433 01:39:18.680 --> 01:39:21.960 they're now being like, oh yeah, in Humans they're still around. 1434 01:39:23.800 --> 01:39:27.560 Throw them out of the way. You insert here and dead Bool's gonna make 1435 01:39:27.600 --> 01:39:31.520 it seem like they've always been here. So we'll see what the future holds 1436 01:39:31.520 --> 01:39:34.199 for this. But I mean, this was a fun prequel reboot sort of 1437 01:39:34.239 --> 01:39:40.199 thing. I like it. It started the decade series where each film was 1438 01:39:40.239 --> 01:39:43.439 a new decade. Didn't really make sense. Oh yeah, it didn't make 1439 01:39:43.479 --> 01:39:45.279 sense by the time in Dark Phoenix, they're like, wow, they haven't 1440 01:39:45.279 --> 01:39:50.560 aged much. Uh, but yeah, that's X Men first class an exciting 1441 01:39:51.319 --> 01:39:57.520 What did we say? It was an exciting reboot? Exciting reboot, Johanna, 1442 01:39:58.880 --> 01:40:04.279 Yeah, what do you have going? I'm really busy really. Yeah, 1443 01:40:04.319 --> 01:40:09.199 I'm trying to stream, but life stuff is like in the way. 1444 01:40:09.279 --> 01:40:12.920 But uh yeah, sometimes you can catch me. And by sometimes I mean 1445 01:40:13.000 --> 01:40:16.920 like every other month on Twitch is stuff like games. But I tweet a 1446 01:40:16.960 --> 01:40:23.239 lot, so I'm stuff like hearts on Twitter or X yeah X for x 1447 01:40:23.359 --> 01:40:28.600 men. Yeah that's yeah. There's a link tree. There's there's other things 1448 01:40:28.840 --> 01:40:32.880 that I'm in. Yes, go look at my link tree. Just because 1449 01:40:32.880 --> 01:40:36.560 it's not on YouTube, Castle a versus the pod boxers. The website still 1450 01:40:36.560 --> 01:40:41.640 exists, the audio catalog still exists. I will get the If I can't 1451 01:40:41.640 --> 01:40:45.039 get the channel back, I will get the video platform up somewhere, So 1452 01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:47.279 go back and check that out. We'll probably once the video platform is up 1453 01:40:47.319 --> 01:40:50.560 to date, we'll probably continue that show. I had to do Rebirth Amathra 1454 01:40:50.680 --> 01:40:58.800 three. We'll call that episode Rebirth of Castle. Really worked out. Yeah, 1455 01:40:58.840 --> 01:41:01.520 and uh, follow me on all my socials. Book Me on Cameo. 1456 01:41:01.720 --> 01:41:05.840 You should start a cameo. Use my referral code. I gave my 1457 01:41:05.920 --> 01:41:11.479 referral code to Crystal and Adam and they haven't done any cameos. It's really 1458 01:41:11.520 --> 01:41:15.119 fun. I really like it. Book Me on Cameo, Become a Patren 1459 01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:18.560 on Patreon. 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