What kind of a man are you? The guy is unconscious in a coma
and you don't have the guts to kiss his girlfriend. I didn't know what
the comma etiquette was. There is no comma etiquette. See that's the beauty
of the comma man. It doesn't matter what you do around him. So
you're saying his girl, his car, his close, it's all up for
grabs. You can just loot the coma victim. I give him twenty four
hours to get out of it. They can't get out of it by twenty
four hours. It's a land rush. So if the comma victim wakes up
in a month, he's thrilled he got out of the coma. He goes
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This week we hit the review of the episode the Suicide I'd end up I
am guy. This episode wouldn't fly in twenty twenty two, so I've got
Besides the jokes targeted at suicide, I loved this episode, thought it was
hilarious, but all the stand up about this, particularly at the end where
he was mocking people for not successfully committing suicide. I was like, I'd
know what this says about a the person be the times that I was only
what two or three at this time. If that's what the minset was at
that time, man, if we come a long way and thank god we
have, well I'm not sure that we were that sensitive, sympathetic or even
that aware about about mental health stuff at that stage or yeah, but that,
yeah, that that final bit of stand up from Jerry and like do
you want a bit of college? I actually had to put on a shirt
so I could go all right, Yeah, I was. I was surprised
this is the kind of thing that they haven't tried to cancel, have that
kind of thing to remove from Netflix, because it's pretty helpful. But like
I said that aside, what I will say is I wake up very I
was having a very good morning today, and you know, because Nicholas gone
to work in Melbourn, manager of the stage. She's got to go work
in Melbourne on Mondays. Now I'm getting the kids ready for daycare. They're
doing what they're told, They're getting dressed, they're having their breakfast, brushing
their teeth, and I'll just bet to go get myself ready, and then
I see the unfortunate news that Jason David Frank committed a suicide over nine.
He was like a child in a hero of mine. I couldn't believe.
I thought, really like, oh, I met him several years ago,
I'd love to be He's a lovely person's full positivity, but just goes to
show that you just don't know somebody sometimes you know, And he was hiding
all this pain. And unfortunately, you know, as you said, he
committed suicide over night. And I just thought, what are the odds of
us doing the episode the suicide the same day one of my childhood heroes unfortunately
takes his own life. I thought, cheapest creepers, But I just did
want I did want to say though, that if you, you know,
if you are struggling with anything, speak up. As people say, it's
not weak to speak, you know. I'm glad we're so accepting now as
a society to allow people to seek help but not criticize them for it or
mock them for it. Is especially the male men out there, It's okay
to go out there. If you're feeling down or that you feel like you're
alone, go and seek helps, and you can do so by In the
US you can call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline one eight hundred two seven three
eight two five five. In the UK and Ireland in contact one one six
one two three, and Australia you can contact your lifeline one three one one
one four. So make sure you contact those helplines. If you feel like
you need someone to talk to, you absolutely talk to a professional by all
means. But even if you want to, just take the first tentative step
of saying to a friend or someone you trust, or someone you can rely
on, someone who's very very close to you, just let them know how
you're feeling. Yeah, they can also be a first step. But yeah,
definitely take a bit of quote unquote professional help or advice into account as
well. Yes, completely agree, mister Davis. But what I will say
is, like I said at the start, all the suicide gags aside,
I really did enjoy this episode for a number of different seasons. It's just
sort of it feels weird to sort of laugh about an episode titled the Suicide
on a day when something like this has happened, and it happens, you
know, it's not just one person. I'm sure it's happened to a lot
of people today and a lot of tragic stories out there, but the suicide
overalls an episode. The suicide jokes aside. What did you think, Oh,
yeah, very funny episode. Yeah, a lot to enjoying this.
I was watching it, and I didn't feel like it was ever it was
implied that he come into suicide. It was never sort of like the worst
suicide was never brought up except for the suicide machines when when Cramer and Joe
were discussing that. But it was implied that he'd tried to take his own
life. But it wasn't sort of like the butt of the joke. I
feel like throughout the episode it was just a stand up really. Oh no,
I thought that that was the only thing that really sort of made fun
of suicide absolutely. I mean yeah, in all honesty, you know,
with Martin or Martin going into his coma, I mean, it could have
easily been like, oh, he was so furious that that you were flirting
with me, Jerry, that he went out and he you know, he
drank a whole bottle of vodka and now he's got alcohol poison. He's gone
into it like or something like that, or you know, he went out
and picked a fight with some guy and you know he got one punched and
hit his head and now he's going to Comma. It didn't necessarily have to
be he tried to take his own life or anything like that. So yeah,
I mean this is an episode that could be no reconfigured or something like
that. But no, for the most part, you know that it's too
good a comic setup. You know that Jerry's in the room with his woman
who's clearly hot to trot, but her coma doo's boyfriend is there as well,
and that's that's too good an opportunity to waste. So yeah, I
just thought though this episode, for me, what stood out the most was
right out of the gate, Wayne Night as Newman absolutely iconic. I mean,
he delivery his mannerisms, what a perfect combination of just perfect actor for
the perfect role it very much is doing. When Newman churn, I'm like,
this is the first Newman, right, we haven't we've seen we heard
him when I heard So this is how it's awful circle. Right. So
Newman first appeared in the episode The Revenge in season two, threatening to commit
suicide and Kramer says, I told him Jump he was voiced by Larry David
in that episode because I hadn't cast way Night. That wasn't he was never
going to be a returning character, recurring character, and way Knight has said
that he thought this is going to be a one time deal as well.
Originally, Newman was going to be the son of the landlord and the building
snitch, because Jerry was very apprehensive about being bringing Newman into the show going
forward, because he said that he was concerned about introducing Kramer's friends. He
thought it might ruin the mystique of the Kramer character. But I thought he
couldn't have been any more wrong, because Newman and Kramer as a duo are
just like perfect combination for comedy. They really are. But at the same
time, you wonder how these two got together and sort of what they have
in common or what, you know, whether they balance each other or they
kind of yin and yang, because you know who would be friends with Newman.
He's terrible. Well, that's the thing I feel like when maybe when
they wrote this, he was still going to be the son of the landlord,
because it doesn't feel like they were friends at this point. He was
just sort of maybe he was collecting money from CRME or something like, because
at the end of yeah, I'd never stepped foot in your apartment, and
I was like, are these guy's friends? But then when I realized,
oh wait, meant he was meant to be the son of the landlord.
Maybe they weren't necessarily friends. I was they were. They were buddies,
but they weren't best of mates like they'd gone to become in the show.
But but yeah, I just thought that Wayne Night was just incredible. From
considering this as his very first for performance, it was he was immediately newman.
From the very first moment you saw him, was like, Wow,
he just he just is Newman. It's just amazing. The first thing,
Hello Jerry, Hello Newman. Now he's clearly just relishing the heel to and
that he gets to take, you know, and he's enjoying and finding ways
to make the most out of every single line, every single action, every
single expression on his face. Yeah. I always love it when you can
tell that an actor just is in sync with something but also sees an opportunity
and just goes after it like a dog with a bones, Like oh yeah,
I mean this is something that could really make me, and to an
extent it has. I mean, I'm sure wayn Night has known for a
lot of other things. He's nedri of course in Jurassic Park. But yeah,
I mean he's when did this episode here? This is? This is
I believe ninety ninety two. Yeah, January twenty nine, ninety two.
Okay, so yeah, this sort of I'm pretty sure I knew of Wayne
Night before then. Or he's got he's got the kind of face and kind
of voice that you don't really forget, but you know, he's got this,
I think. But he's in Basic Instinct, which comes out the same
year, you know, and he's got to He's not in that a lot,
but I mean it's very memorable. I mean it's the second most memorable
thing in the Sharon Stone interrogation room. So you know what the first one
is. The second one is way Night just sweating up a storm just like
it's so good. And then of course you know he's got Jurassic Park I
think the following year, and and from there we're off to the races and
way to Night becomes Wayne Night. I watched we watched Jurassic Park, or
two thirds of because Elliott fell asleep because he was just nacking his numb out
in the studio the other day. It was sort of we've blacked out the
windows and stuff. Thought was like a cinnamon and his popcorn. And I
forgot just how much of a little dick Dennis Needre was weasel Way Night.
It's just like the ultimate heel. I was like, you little shit Heead
absolutely heel turned from man Man. Yeah, that's so good. But it
was for someone who grew up in the nineties. Way Night is remembered for
these things, so I felt Newman. He was in Space Jam. He
was stamped, honestly, Podlac or something like that. Space Jam. The
guy that was sort of time supposed to be looking after Michael Jordan. He
was done in Third Off from the Sun, which is a role that I
think many people forget about. And he was very good in the roles the
police officer, Sally's boyfriend in Throat from the Sun. It was also the
voice of Um of the Bad Guy and Toy Story two. He was the
collector. Was he the collector? Yeah? The guy that oh of course
he was. He was too oh Way Night, villain of the nineties,
right, except I mean, in Third from the Sun, he wasn't necessarily
a villain, but he was sort of like it was the dumb He's not
the Chief Wigham a threat from the Sun, and of course the agents needy
as well, So it was just that it was a very good weasel.
Yes, yeah, I'd say there's a little due affection and appreciation and respect.
Yeah. A pathetic kind of guy, yeah yeah, but did it
with such dignity that he almost didn't feel sorry for him? Yeah, pathetic
slash poisonous. Yeah, terrible, terrible, terrible scumback, because like George
and and Newman are both despicable people for their own reasons. But I feel
like Newman is more of a heel where George is relatable. Where's just he's
just not a fraid to cross that line. It's just George is more of
a sap. And yeah, Newman is definitely a heel. Yes, yeah,
the ultimate heel. I loved it. But but yeah, besides that,
you were mentioning the coma scene, which is one of my favorite moments.
We'll get to our favorites in the moment, but I just loved the
Martin yelling at Martin trying to see he's waking up because it's like he's so
scared this one. Are you sure he's not gonna wake up? He's in
a coma. It just just wants to make sure, And I was like,
this would be me as well. I just wanted to confirm I'm not
gonna get the shitty down to me. Also, we're mentioning before that that
Newman first appears voice only in The Revenge, so Larry David had Wayne Knight
rerecord those lines for syndication so that it would all feel like it was or
you watch it on the David's and whatnot, though it's actually got the original
Well I watch it on Netflix this one but had the original voice Larry David
in The Revenge. But yeah, this is also an episode that we're very
shows. We're very much entering the era of intertwining stories that have a big
conclusion at the end. There's a sort of building towards one scenario where they're
all there and everything's relating to the next story, like Elaine eating the cake,
which means that Jerry gets dpped on by Newman and Kramer. Once he's
um he's vacuum back and George is in the hospital, so he finds the
psychic he's given back to them. Maybe it just always calamities just happen,
but all in the same place. It's it's this is sort of like quintessential
Seinfeld, you know. Yeah, but also I mean when I tend to
think of Seinfeld, I think a very sort of verbal a lot of people
sort of trading zingers back and forth, or you know, people getting burned
whatever. And this has very manic, screwball comedy physical energy as well.
You know, people sort of running from place to place, and you know,
things been thrown about in struggles and wrestles and all that kind of business,
which you know is also a Sinefeld thing. But yeah, this strikes
me is it's not the first time that they've done it, but it's a
really good example of it. How energetic it is. That is a good
one. What were your favorite moments? Well, like I said, I
mean, just all the stuff with Wayne Nighter thought was great. I mean,
yeah, as I said, just really steering into that heel turn and
just enjoying it so much. He's first life. I can't eat fruit.
It makes me in cutting it. As you said, the first sort of
the coma scene I guess where. Yeah, damn, I haven't written it
down. But the actress who plays Gina, so you want to plays Gina,
yes, Hednamage Gina Georgina is what she's not her real name is,
but Gena Galigo is her name, Gena Gleigos So ye, yeah, I
mean Gene Gligo is playing playing Gina. Lovely bit of synchronicity there is fantastic
um could be Gallagho, it's g l Ego. I'm gonna say Galigo.
Could be Gallago though, could be could be Galagha, it could be the
Great, It could be Galaxian. Yeah, but she's fantastic. And just
the ban the banter and the rhythm between her and Jerry I thought were jazz
Marlon is it the proper venue that was was just so great. The way
that she sort of every man. He's just that he's scared, but she's
like, what kind of man are you? And he's like, okay,
I'll do it. We can't resist it. But even in the sort of
quieter moments and when they're at Jerry's apartment and then he's like, I will
show you the students. It's very good, isn't it. Yeah? That's
fantastic. But I think one thing I enjoyed the most, and because I'm
a bit of a psycher for George. Just when Jerry's taking his rubbish out
and he's trying to make George to take it out, George just looks,
yeah, right, I mean, even George has some dignity. What are
you doing, Jerry trying to make him take your rubbish out? But then
the way it falls into the whole, I'll give you a two dollars fifty
cents, so you know you can get a Drakes with that. Drakes.
It's like, oh, this is Drakes. They're bringing dre into this.
It's a very sci fi think that the Drake's coffee cake, you know,
feel like a particular thing. Like last week it was Pears. This week
it's Drake's coffee cake, and that becomes like a like like Drake's must have
love this. Oh yeah, I mean I don't think Drake's coffee cake had
ever come up in conversation for me prior to this, and the only time
it's ever come up in conversation since this is in relation to side Feld.
But I think when I went to New York, I'm like, should I
try Drake's coffee cake while here, because I don't think we had them in
Australia. But it's too sweet that falls apart in your hand. I also
really enjoyed the just the line from Jerry here vacations sidekicks, how about you
just get a job? I did. I've I'm equal parts go easy.
But also I'm like, yeah, I understand his kind of frustrations, like
why are you frustrate? What's it going to do with you? At the
same nimes like, yeah, you're not worrying? What what are you break?
Get me up at eleven? I'm there, Yes, cross out one
of my trivia questions. Okay, eleven. Oh, let's get into Let's
get into trivia and shall we? Yes? Could you spell that? Please?
No? Next question of course, before miss Dows before we get into
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All right, mister Davis. My first trivia questions, it's up rum.
One of yours is what did Gandhi eat before he fasted? Gandhi love triscuts?
Yes, the box of triscuits, box of triscus. Uh. My
first question, do you Dando in George's dream where it was Martin performing stand
up? Ah Can of bug Port, Maine, bunk Put, Maine.
Yes, it was an That's what it was, an ominous nightclub. My
next question is what is the name of the daughter of the psychic? Her
name is Faithy, not just faith but Faithy correct Faithy. Have you got
any more for me? Have I ruined it? No? No, Well,
I did have the triscuits one that was one of mine as well.
But the psychics. What was the psychic's name again, Ruler, I don't
remember. Ruler. Yeah, ruler, that makes sense, yeah, ruler.
Yeah, the psychic ruler who superintendent of the building used to be what
an Israeli commander? That commander commando? Sorry commando, Yes he went commando,
so yeah he did. Yes, I love his Cormandola when she's when
Lane's delirious, she imagines a mountain of what type of food? Oh man,
how was like dog food? No? She did, does mention dog?
Mentioned dog? But no, not in a mountain? No, no,
no, it's a mountain of duck, and not the fatty duck.
Oh duck. Yeah, yeah, lovely, lovely plump duck breast. Oh
yes, you're a duck. Go. I'm not much of a done that.
Never eaten it in my life. My dad just like hunts ducks and
eat like and eats them like. He doesn't just shoot him for the second
shooting them. I Um never eaten it, never tasted it. I once
Mum made like a stew and told us it was just chicken. It was
actually rabbit. So I've eaten rabbit before and I liked it, But ever
since then, I'm just I don't want to eat rabbit. Anymore. Just
the idea of eating rabbit just I didn't like it. But I tasted rabbit
once and I did like it because I didn't know it was rabbit at the
time. But I've never tasted duck. I've had goat. Goat is really
nice, okay, just unlike lamb. But then you see little baby goats
leaping around, I'm like, I don't think I'm want to weak you either.
But then you look at any animal that's one it's a baby. I'm
like, oh, I should need you. You're cute. But your tea
is so good an animal really, And I'm like, I don't know why
I eat you, but I do. Um. But yeah, I've a
bit of duck, but a peeking duck is very nice. In the other
little yeah, they're they're good. Um. I don't think I have any
other questions for you, my man. No more, all right, I
have one more for you. Go ahead. Why doesn't Neuman not like the
beach? Oh he freckles. Freckles. That's that's it. That's just a
great example. I mean, it's a line that could be nothing on the
page, but you this a smart actor, and the right actor looks that
and go weeah, I can throw some hot sauce on that. Yeah,
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was January twenty ninth, nineteen ninety two. It was written by Tom at
Leopold and directed by A. Tom Charrones. Episode kicks off with some stand
up discussing given a yurine sample at a physical examination. I don't think I've
ever given it had a physical examination, but I do relate to the hearing
test. I thought this was so great because whatever you do, we hear
just when you're younger. He literally tried and give best. She's like,
am I hearing something or not? Like he sort of give its you something.
You're hearing something when you can't actually hear anything. Yeah, yes,
that was a cotton ball touching some felts. We're gonna send these tests to
Washington. You are going to meet the president. I thought it was very
good. I liked it. Were now at Joe's apartment and to have the
discussion Elaine sitting there smashing down some potato ships. She's just filling her face
because she's not going to be able to eat for three days. And Jerry
us, if someone's named Resputan, does that have a negative effect on their
life? And she doesn't believe it does. And she discusses how she's gonna
be fasting for three days due to the ulcer test and who could have given
me ulcers? And how are you not hanging around with these people? But
yes, yeah, oh that should have been my other my next tribute question
because unfortunately I didn't use my little marketer. I liked it. But yeah,
Elaine says that she might have this before she goes on her three day
fast at steak with French Friday onion rings or something Frida onion rings. I'm
like, oh, dad, yeah, that sounds delicious. Jerry said,
I'm gonna take out the garbage actually speaking of this, right, So I
saw her I'm a diagram. It's probably old news now, but I just
saw it this week on social media that Joe's apartment couldn't it couldn't work the
way isn't that as planned out? Because the hallway would run through the kitchen
because he walks out of his door and turns right, and that's where his
kitchen should be because that the door frame, it goes into the kitchen.
You know what I mean. I think I've heard about that. Yeah.
Yeah, the Genry's apartment is just logistically impossible. Hey, do me favorite
my garbage? Funny? Yeah right, come on just down the wall,
give me two bucks. I do it for two bucks. I give you
fifty cents. There's no way I touched that bag for less than two hours.
Come on, fifty cents. Give you some a drake sclaffy cake,
you know, getting drake'scloffy cake for fifty cents. Many so they have a
discussion here, but the Drake's coffee cake, and that's what we're saying.
Yeah, Drake's would have been like, oh yes, thank you for that
product placement. I wonder how many how much product placement existed in sign fune
word. It was just it was almost like they have thrown their dick around
saying, yeah, we can make you guys a bit of money, you
know, a bit. But it's funny. It's never felt like cynical or
calculating. To me, everything they pulled in sort of feels organic or it
feels like something that Jerry or Larry David or anyone associated with the show is
really into, you know, as opposed to, Yeah, they're not pulling
the whole uh Wayne Campbell sort of turning the coke and towards the camera or
anything like that. Figure that product place. But it worked, honestly though,
I mean given how you know they how they're always talking about going to
various movies that aren't real, like Rochelle Rochelle and you know, Prognosis negative
and all that. If I didn't know that Drake's coffee cake was actually real
cake, I would be like, oh, they've just made up a coffee
cake. But it sounds, it feels like it's very much part of the
Seinfeld universe. So it's funny how like like someone who grew up in Geelong,
we don't have Drake's here, I would never know what Drake's coffee cake
is, but I now know there's a small size and it's a large size.
Yeah, it's crumbling and sound sweet exactly. George says he's going to
be going on vacation. Are you going? Who goes on a vacation when
you get a job. We need a brief getting up at eleven am,
and George says, um, you know you should come with me, and
Joey says, now it's nonrefundable. I can't commit to a woman, then
I'm not going to commit to an airline, and then flirts with with Gina
about the cake, and I was like, Jerry, you were totally flirting
with Jennie here. Oh my god, yeah for him, you were flirting,
whether of course you were in the same day. So don't you play
itocent here, buddy. Every reason to sort of be a little bit annoyed.
I mean, Jenny was given it back to Jerry as well. And
Martin a very nice person, but if I was Martin, I'd almost be
like the funk's this guy doing? Just loved I love Martin's response to how
I good enough? Good enough? Getting your button walked past? And then
Jerry leaves the leaves the garbage at Kramer's door, and Kramer takes him inside.
That's a beautiful button on the same Kramer just big, sort of looking
around like, oh, I'd better get this before anyone else does, and
then discuss his reaction George and Jerry, I should should he react to the
way it disn't Elaine, She says. He mentions that you mentioned earlier the
steak with the fright, and raises sounds delicious, and George goes, wait
a minute, Martin, I don't dream about this guy, and he explains
the dream about being at the end the nightclub where miss Davis kenny Bunkport,
Maine. Do you know what I just remembered something. I had a dream
about that guy last night. This is amazing. What's so amazing you've seen
him before? I haven't seen him for months. What was the dream?
He was doing stand up comedy in Kennebunkport, Maine. It's really Commonness nightclub.
The stage was on a cliff and the audience was throwing all the comics
off. I think I've played there. A lot of other paranormal stuff happened
to me. You're a little paranormal. Pay one paranormal thing that happened to
you. I knew I was going to be bald. Your father's ball.
Baldness is inherited from the mother's side, Jerry. But your mother's bald too.
Okay, George, you know my friend goes to a psychic. Really,
what's go from? I love the girl, make make an appointment,
psych expectations, how about getting a job? I love Jerry just sort of
either can't bear to lose or just saw a great opportunity for his singer in
there and like, ye do that. But yeah, when my hair started
going, and I was like, I started doing a bit of research and
was like, do they come from your dad or is my hair really going?
And then read, oh, yeah, it comes from you from your
mum's side. And I looked at my two uncles. Yeah yeah, I
mean, look, it may be other things as well, but I think
primarily it's um. Yeah, it comes from your mother's side. That's good
because all my dad's side are like oh boored. My mum's side are just
like my grandfather and my mumside's passed away now. But my mom's dad was
like seventy eight. He had a full head of hair. Oh yeah,
well that was that was Bobby before he passed away him and he was a
silver fox like you best it. But yeah, I looked at my mum's
brothers, my uncles and both as balls eggs, Oh my, that's me.
And honestly, I look at pictures of my um, of my minacl
Teddy when I was younger, and I'm like, oh, man, I'm
turning into that guy, which is great because Uncle Teddy's an absolutely urgin.
But yes, borders on the mother's side. Here's nothing Norman being bought.
Oh, absolutely not. I've got a rid The echapped head lady suggests go
to a psychic, and for some reasons, whenever I hear the word psychic,
I think of that John Edwards guys him crossing over with John Edwards rossing
over. That was that was huge for like two or three years. Do
you remember? It was like fucking massive. Everyone Well, I don't know
what the culture always needs a psychic in it, or maybe there's just cycles
whereby it's like, oh, a psychic, Oh, they can tell us
what's going to happen, What's what's on the other side. The Lovely Louise
was watching Tyler Henry this teen Psychic or teen Medium or something on Netflix.
By the end, I'm like, what's this garbage? I'm watching this,
and then I just got hooked in. See. I think everyone likes the
idea of it being real. Everyone wants it to be real, but only
a very small I don't than a small portion, but only I would say,
like less than fifty percent of the population really believe it, But I
think the majority of people want to believe it to be real because we all
have to think that our loved ones are watching down on us. But I
just can't up and see that be the cynic in it and go, you're
taking money from people who are desperately seeking the love of their lost ones.
And he capitalized gonna be a piece of shit. Well, yeah, there
is that, absolutely, But you know, if there was a psychic out
there who could just you know, give you some definitive evidence about something about
either you know, the existence of an afterlife or it's like I am predicting
the future and I can tell you that this is going to happen, and
then exactly that happened. I mean, I think people anyway for me to
believe it would be to approach John Everard on the street and he had no
idea of who I am, He didn't know I was going to be coming,
and he was able to tell me something about somebod who's passing my family.
They do not believe that ship, but all the people on that show,
everyone in the audience, they do research on everybody they know what's going
on in there? Come on, guys. So yeah, four Finger Discount
is not a pro psychic podcast. I mean, if you want to believe
it, but people believe what you want to believe. You're not hurting anybody.
Believe whatever makes you happy, whatever gets you through the night. Exactly
what I was about to say, to quote the man written on on Dando's
arm. Whatever gets us through the night. It's all right, yes,
all right, A Lane said, asked about Gandhi, what do you think
he would have eaten before he fastened? Triskets? Have you ever had a
trisket, mister Davis? So I think we get triscates here, do we?
I don't think we have, but you know the thing about you know,
think about other countries. Yes, we probably got a variation on the
trisket. Would like a ritz or a jets? Be like a trisket?
Do you think? Or shake? Let's look it up, trisket. Let's
have a look, shall we. That's not about before we do though,
I just I love Jerry. Yeah we've mentioned it before, but psychics vacations
about getting a job. Yeah, That's what I'm saying earlier. It's so
funny. Yeah, it's just a It's true though, it's like as you're
saying, leave the guy, aline, let him do what he wants.
But also like George response, I only just got fired. But the triskets
here they look they're a snack cracker which take the form of a square bait
whole wheat wafer invented. Yeah, we'd have something similar to that. Yeah,
of course, Yeah, I've writ ritz like a square shaped ritz would
be a thing. Yeah. Yeah, they're and they're very Moorish as well.
They're not necessarily you know, I'm getting ducked down to the supermarket and
get a boxer ritz or something. But you know if when you're a kid
and you're over at you're having a sleepover at someone else's house or whatever.
You know, you're wake up early and you're not raid their pantry, but
it's like, I'm really angry. You have a couple of rits like,
oh man, these are good, and then you're really go to town on
him. Yeah, especially the extra salty ones. I used to love mummised
to make him from my school lunch. She just get the ritz crackers,
but she just get like cheese and cut him into four four little mini squares.
Like a slice of cheese and cheese and crackers, mate, and very
sophisticated too. That's your that's your play lunch. That's recess lunch. That's
your recess. Yeah, yeah, morning, your morning snack. Here we
go again talking about food. Well we can't, we can't do this around
lunch time. No, Gina, she's banging on Jerry's down in the middle
of the night. Martin has tried to kill himself with pills. So does
actually say he tried to kill himself? She must say that? Does she
tried to kill himself with pills? She must actually say that? Um,
and I love the conversation here about the robe. Should get the robe.
There's no time that I me quickly that there's no type. Get the robe.
Yes, I get the robe. Every every every scene they have together
just has that love, has that fantastic rhythm. It's it's so good.
They'll do with them. It's Gina, Oh Martine's girlfriend, Martin your next
door neighbor. Oh Martin, it's Martine. I think he's dying. He
tried to kill himself with pills. What come on in my pajamas. We'll
get my robe. We don't not have time is not time or of two
seconds? All right, go ahead, no fain, no, go ahead,
no, just wear the pajamas. You'll just get it. Are you
sure get it? Come on now, go get the rope. We're now
at the hospital. And a reference here that sort of gets lost on modern
audiences. The younger audience is now the well, it's not like a Sunny
Vone Bulohm if if you're interested, folks, check out the film Reversal of
Fortune, starring Jeremy Irons and Glenn Close. Of course, just Wikipedia Sunny
von Buelow and get the whole lowdown on that. On that case, which
is the husband got off for that, right he certainly? I think he
got off on technicality. Yeah, yeah, you know why he did this
because I told him it was over. I did not want to see him
anymore. Really, it's over. I could outstand it another minute. Yesterday
he turned over as our great hot dogs. Then because he thought the man
was looking at me. And then after he saw you in the hall,
Oh he was crazy with jealousy. Oh boy, did he say anything about
me? He does not like you in all indications, or he does not
like Drake's coffee cake. He said that he was screaming about it all night,
how it's too sweet and it falls apart when you eat it. I'm
sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly. I wasn't
you weren't. I think there's something about the idea of somebody being jealous over
you. It's like, oh, yeah, well I am very special.
Oh I am competition? Am I okay? Then bold, I'll accept that.
I mean, you don't like to see your partner annoyed. But have
you ever seen Louise jealous of someone, like looking at you or anything?
Didn't even happen. A couple of times in my relationship with Nicola, Rov
seen her jealous, and I'm like, sort of makes this makes me.
It's just seeing the jealous side of somebody. It's just different when you're jealous.
You know that's true. I don't. I don't believe I've seen Louise
behave that way, not of any lack of devotion or anything like that.
But don't know. I think we're both fairly secure in our tires. Don't
one another show? Yeah? I did like Gina here, All indications pointed
he has not like Jake's coffeecake, and then she starts floating with Jerry,
and then you thought about me, of course, he said the way he
says, of course, it's like it's like a little boy. It's funny,
like I'm saying. The rhythm and the banter and the interaction between Jerry
and Gene, it's so good, and you'd generally, oh, wow,
these two would actually be really well met. I don't think they would.
I think it'd be terrible. But for all the um, all the tempestuals
this in it, Martin Gena seemed actually very well suited a part. They're
very hot, temper and very passionate. That's a that's a nice way of
saying it, which is another way of saying just dramatic. That's why they
end up moving to the village together. Correct. Yes, as I was
saying earlier, I love this where he screams Martin right in his face.
How the actor kept the straight face during that, I have no idea,
because the way you screamed Martin was so good. And Gene said, I
actually want him dead. I'm gonna pull the plug. I know how you
feel, but juries these days, I'm not sure how they'd see this.
And she demands that he kiss her right and of him. Man. If
I was in a situation, I would also be like Jerry, I know
this is the right kind of right kind of he say, right kind of
room? Was it right? Kind of is it? Is it the proper
venue? Proper venue? That's the way. Yeah. I have thought about
you many times? Have you thought about me? Of course? Tell me
everything. Are you sure you can't hear anything? Martin? Martin, I
wish he was not gonna call my I wish he was dead. I would
like to put the plug out from him. I would I would wait on
that one. I know how you feel, but juries today you never know
how they're gonna look at a thing like that. I saw you looking at
your watch. Do you want to leave? Go ahead? No? I
just want to see what time it was? Are you afraid of him?
No? Thank kiss me here? Yes? Here? Is this the proper
venue? Do you don't want to? No? No? I want to.
I very much want to. I desire to. I pine to thank
kiss me right in front of kid. What if he wakes up? A
man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him? What kind of a
man are you? A man of respects, a good com the way he's
able to come up with an explanation that's like, I'm not chicken shit,
I have a very good reason. He tries to sort of keep the upper
hand or keep his manhood. It's hilarious. Kramer is an annoyed that Martin's
in a chemic or he's got his vacum cleaner, And originally I had in
my notes. Why doesn't he just ask Jena for it? Yeah, but
Gina cal sure it is kind of intimidating. Yeah, I guess so.
Yeah. I thought she could have gone to his apartment and get it for
him. Anyway, my cop, it's a filthy had you know, Newman
told him. There's a little line here the Mica. Cramer says he's got
all the attachments plus all the attachments. He asked Allen's going to be a
came before before, Helen to be a coming before you can ask someone's ex
out, and Cramer suggests doctor Kevorkian and they talk about the suicide machine.
This is another line here that that wouldn't fly. Now there's no tall building
where people where people live, uppy lips around and revolve like a normal person.
I'm like, whoa shit, I would not be saying that. Now
here's my quote. Geez, you're not getting away with these suicide gags today,
not at all. You couldn't. I don't think you could even call
the episode the suicide. Oh no, you probably could, but I feel
like that it's woulden't to avoid the hassle. They'd probably just call it the
psychic or the vacuum cleaner. I think they'd pick another, pick, another
plot to had to focus on. He explains that Gina wanted a kiss,
and that's that's a great thing about Meta training woman Cramage just so, I
just love that Cramage just seems to be so um experienced with many things met
a training women. And Cramer then ask, you know what kind of man
are you? You wouldn't Kis and jerryus, I didn't know about coma etiquette.
There is no crama etiquette. You know, you go for it.
Girl can't clothes or off for grabs. I'm gonna loud a coma victim.
Of course, if they can't get out twenty four hours, it's a land
rush. God like, this is not what life is like. But I
can actually imagine this is what Craman believes. And yeah, I wonder how
many people after this episode were concerned about going to a coma fear and that
all start revising their wills or something. Yeah, so so what are you
saying is that the week up after a month, there's nothing left, nothing
left, That's why, and that's why he wants he's back and cleaner now,
because he fears someone else is going to lose it, someone else is
going to take it. George and Elena. Now at the psychic's house.
Was a ruler was it a name? Ruler? Yeah? Ruler and faith
faith. He just I love the set up with this place, you know,
just some complete, just shoddy fucking psychic. Yeah. Just and when
things are going her way, she threatens them, you know, threatens them
with almost like the pimp, you know. Oh yeah, but they're talking
about or she offers Drake's coffee cake and Elane obviously because she still kind of
eat. She's just she's get starting a bit somewhat delirious, and she's I
hadn't originally my notes why she's so agitated, but of course she's agitated,
but because she hasn't had any food for a few days. So then she
goes, who's Pauline my brother wants a pregnant a woman named Pauline. One
of only a couple of times we hear about Jerry's brother, who we never
actually see on screen, George's brother. Yeah, he's not actually played by
anybody in the show. We just hear about him a couple of times.
But then she said, I see Audrey Audrey with a small nose. Of
course, yeah, I loved her very deeply. Was she ever talked to
me again? Not in this lifetime. Then Elaine questions her about smoking while
she's pregnant, and I was like, I'm pretty sure Elaine is in the
right here. You shouldn't be fucking smoking when you're pregnant. That is very
much correct. This episode is very really shows how far we've come as a
society that you know, that's spoken side with kids at all anymore. That's
just the thing, by the way, a great lin Ordrew is like,
you think about it, But when I hear a name mentioned Pauline, Yeah,
Elaine's constantly interrupting George's reading by complaining about the cigarette and things like that,
and George he just wants that answer, why can't I go on this
holiday? But no, he's not going to get it, because Eline just
keeps young elects tries to throw them out. She said her supero isn't Israeli
commando, and George leaves immediately when they get a stand up about psychics and
how they should all be licensed to parallel park without without being able to see.
I'm like, I agree that quick cidber is Ralei special Forces or commando
or martial arts. It seems to be a real shorthand for like, you
don't fuck with these guys. Yeah, if you're a commando, it just
I just have a video supercommando and he didn't funk with those people like they
were they were. But if you here is raisily before anything, it's like,
oh my well, no, those guys are the toughest. Are the
toughest or you're like, we've been raised to think that way. I think.
So it's like if you're going to study of martial art, well,
you know, you could do jiu jitsu or karates, but you could do
kravmagag. Oh they u sent in the Israeli special vols. Oh they'll fuck
you ride up. Let me ask you, what will you do if Martine
wakes up run away? Lack of Mounts. No, I'm more like the
three Stooges at the end of the r Who are these stuges? You speak
up? They're a comedy team. Tell me about them everything. Well,
there are three kind of funny looking guys and they'd hit each other a lot.
You will show me the Stogies. I will show you the studges when
well, I don't really know where the Stooges are right now. If I
homecade them, you'll be the first to know. You walk me to a
cab? Well, I M. I don't want you to get upset or
anything, but with Martin and all, maybe it's not such a good idea
for us to be seen together in the building because you know he had a
lot of friends here. You are still afraid you are not a man.
Well then, what are all those ties and sport jack it's doing in my
closet? How do you like to walk me to a cab or not?
Yeah? All right, Oh again, you're still afraid you are not a
man? Always just straight about his score. You are not a man.
If there's one thing that men hate being called, it's not a man.
It's like you're not met. Yeah, you are not a man. It's
like, oh Jesus Christ, now, I have to do it now.
So he gives in and as soon, of course, as soon as he
walks at the door, he says Newman with Kramer in the first line from
Newman, canny fruit makes me cutting. But as we was describing early,
as we're saying Wayne Knight's mannerisms, the look on his face of hello,
je he is the saying, oh, I fucking caused you in the act
to wait till Martin hear's about this. He didn't have to say any of
that. He just says it with his smirk like way night it was fucking
great. We're now at the hospital for a lane, of course, for
an appointment, and Jerry is concerned that Newman's going to tell Martin if he
wakes up, and George says, de Lene, you know, Elane,
people smoke. Okay, I thought, George, of all people, you
feel like he'd be someone who would be having an issue with someone smoking whilst
pregnant. But I guess because at the end he was able to get something
that he wanted, he was willing to put up with it. I don't
know anyway, but Elaine's just completely delirious here did you see the wall move?
I'm not really will this happened after not eating for three days? Well?
Yeah she is? She is? She in her third day at this
stage. Yeah, yes, because she's about to go into an appointment.
She's waiting to go in. Oh yeah, of course. Yeah. It
seems like an awful long time, too fast. I was about to say,
is it even legal? Don't tell someone you can't eat for three days?
I'm pretty sure when I have gone to something like you can't eat like
that morning, I'm like, Okay, that's fine. I like, yeah,
or at the most it's like twenty four hours or something, and you
know at least eight of those are going to be sleeping. Yeah, can't
we go up and have a midnight cookie? Though? So Jerry says to
George, you I've ever gone to a coma. Please make sure you take
everything out of my apartment in the first twenty four hours. And now Eline
says, how do we know the dog food is any good? Who tastes
it? So she's just she's just in another world. By this point,
this is where Kramer arrives and Newman's visiting Martin. But this is where George
as coming to buy the Camman Island ticket. I love this here. What
do you want to go? The psychic says, something bad happened? I
did, very open minded. Cramer good on it. Yeah he is.
Yeah. Kramer is then yelling at Martin for the vacuum. He was just
sitting there. Let's let him do it. Newman says, I'm we'll just
buy a new one. Obvious the carpet sweeper. Ye're the biggest scam peppe
trained on the American public, says one hour. Martin nsing It's like,
well, my rogue seems okay. You could come see it. I wouldn't
set foot in your house. And I was like, what other friends?
But obviously the way point. Jerry then enters, and Newman's smile says it
all again. Hello, Hello Jerry. How's he doing? It looks happy
to me. I hope he stays this happy when he wakes up. Why
wouldn't he No reason, I'll have a lot of catching up to do.
I guess I'll bring him up to date. I'll up to date all the
way up. Yeah, nothing could change your mind. Well, it would
take a hell of a lot, because a friend is something you earn.
Okay, Jerry as a friend who has free tickets to the Cayman Islands this
weekend. He's not going. I don't care much for the beach. I
freckle. Is that a Drake's coffey? Kid? Where did you get that?
On my out? I got a whole box of them, that's the
full size. That's your bit, boy? Can I have a bank?
I don't give out bites. I got another one, but I'm saving it
for late. Just one bite, I don't think so, you know,
there there's a fragile all right, all right, I won't say anything.
You swear. I swear on your mother's life, on my mother's life.
He was the famous response here, Oh look when you swein your mother's like,
shit's getting real. Now you can't go back. You swing your mother's
life. When you're a kid, when someone said swrowny mother's life, you
thought twice you're like fuck, Like okay, I was going to go back
on this, but now, like is it worth my mother's life? Let's
let's think about this. I mean there's always that there's that interesting line where
it's like you may be young enough thing this is actually good curse my mother
who life, but also just being old enough to go. Well, if
I say, if I if I make a problems with my mother's life and
then I go back on it, They're gonna get that's how much regard you
hold your mother in? Is it? Oh, you're a person of low
character. I remember the first time being in like a school excursion and like
this kid going, don't step on a crack. It broke your mother's back
And what the whole data spell trying to avoid the cracks in the nick ground.
Just funny what you believe when you're a kid. But everyone believes something,
don't they Like, I'm sure, I'm sure you believe in something.
We've all had that moment. We've all had that moment. I feel like
in our life where we've gone something, We've had something happened in our life
where it's gone. Maybe there is enough to life, Maybe this shit is
real, Maybe there is something more to life than just what's here on this
earth. Like I had a dream once. I've only even had one dream
about my uncle Nolan. He passed away in two thousand and I had a
dream about five years later, and in my dream it was just like I'm
just coming back just to say goodbye. You never got a chance to say
goodbye. That's the only time I've ever dreamt about it. And I'm like,
that's just something. I'm just like, I know it's probably just bullshit,
but it was just odd, you know, just one time only.
I never dreaded about him once and he came back in my dream to say,
I just come to say goodbye because you never had the chances say goodbye
to me. And it's just one of those things. And I'm just like,
oh, yeah, Like that's why I'll never one commited to not believing.
If that sounds silly, true, No, no, true true.
I mean, but you know, it could be a transmission from the grave
beyond, or it could be the fact that you know, there are more
wish things than the human Yes, there are more neurons than the human brain
than there are stars in the universe, and you know those ones just decided
to light up at that particular time. Yeah, anyway, to see everything's
going to ship at the hospital, but yeah, just not the reaction when
Creamer Elaine's completely delirious talking about the Mountain of Duck not the fatty George and
chases Faithy and she goes into the delivery room and I was like, George,
you are stepping over a line here said he did not go into a
delivery room when someone's about to get back to a baby. He's apologizing to
um to Rule and she's just not listening at all. He tells Faithy to
go get the nurse and he's like to tell me, well, why can't
take the trip. She says, don't take the trip? Why? Why?
Because? Why? Because why? And he's chasing around of the room.
Eline then tries to take the coffee cake from Newman and just at this
point, Martin wakes up. George's chasing the psychic to try and get an
answer, got back to Martin. He's strangling Jerry at this point, right
Newman's like saying, yeah he had he did it right in front of you.
Still I want my vacuum Cleaner's yelling at Mud and Elane's just sitting there
eating the cake. I just thought that that little scene there was just so
funny, everything just unraveling. It was perfect a couple of hours ago.
So that wasn't George. I would like to thank you for the greatest four
days I ever in my life. They were shooting the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
right in the hotel pool who not only that the hotel they opened up this
area on the beach for nude bathing and all of the Sports Illustrated models went
down there. I am on the next blanket from Al McPherson, played backgammon
nude. Oh she's a sweet kid, swift food models. You know what.
The second day I was there, I stepped on a jellyfish. Now
it kind of stung my foot. That's probably what Ruler was trying to warn
you about. Dare you gotta watch her? The jellifan. Yeah, Al
make Fiason. I think he says the Americans pronounce it mcphison for some reason.
It's sweet because if she says it's take it from US American listeners.
You know we're we're Australians, just like El McPherson. We pronounced it McPherson.
Yeah. It's like if we went to America in cold Boston, Boston
or something, they said, that's it's Boston. Okay, how about you
come to Australia and fucking say Melbourne for a change. That in Melbourne.
Fuck me, Hey, it's time for time to put on your hard hats
because I'm going to drop a name. Not long ago, your old pow
guy hosted a Q and A with Sam Jones aka Flash Gordon when he came
to Geelong to appear at the the Pop Culture Collector Gallery. And Sam's a
very diligent fellow when it comes to his Q and a's and his appearances.
He goes the extra mile. And he had done his research and he yep,
didn't pronounce it Geelong like so many American visitors do. He got it
down to Geelong Gelong, well done, and everyone in the room was like,
you got it right, right, He said, he really likes us,
He said it right, He's like one of us. What I looked
about this moment the most, though, was Jerry's slapping joy every time.
Every time, Joe, you could have been playing backgammon nude with Almwig Ferson,
Yeah, and all they was the worst. It was gonna happen with
step On a jellyfish, That's all I mean. Backham a nude with Elwig
Ferston. Who wouldn't be doing that nineteen ninety two, Well, she liked
one of the world's most famous models at that point. Yes, I remember
her. I remember her being like a huge name as the Kip. I
didn't really know who she was. I was obviously still too young. So
early nineties she was just massive, was she. Oh yeah, that was
the era of the supermodel. Yeah, yeah, before, but you didn't
really have supermodels before the early nineties. A thing. I mean it was
they really started to happen in the late eighties early nineties. It was like,
these girls aren't just models, they're supermodels, you know. I think
it was one of them was a Linda Evangelista who famously said she wouldn't get
out of bed for less than ten thousand dollars. Wow. Then they got
the invitation to the house swimming from Martin and Gina. They've moved someplace down
in the village and they're now taking the lane after dinner once again because you
got to star fast and because she hit the cake obviously, and Kramer says
he's going to be he can't go because he's catching up with all the models
from the from the island. What it included, unweak person, Oh,
I've got a call and it runs off, And then we ended with the
really really bad stand up about failed suicides, and it's like one more thing,
the less we say about it the better. Yeah, one more thing
you stink at. I'm like, yeah, I feel like even Jerry would
just want this just gone. I mean, obviously it's a product of its
time, but there's a difficult to be a product of his time and just
being horrific. This is pretty horrific in my opinion. I thought it was
very tasteless, but not only two. Obviously he wasn't tasteless, I guess
not. I mean it was probably more sort of edgy. I just don't
even feel like Chappelle would touch this kind of content, you know, well,
it doesn't even feel like it sort of feels like Seinfeld material. But
it also feels a little out of keeping with his character. Yeah, whose
personality I mean, because it's not usually he usually talks about every day scenarios,
and you know, he's trying to put his spin on this, but
he never he never usually goes into like the shock value comedy. No.
But here's the thing, I don't think this is even supposed to be shocking
though. Yeah, was it supposed to be only two? I don't know,
but now it would be now people, I don't think this would even
get a murmur from an audience in twenty twenty two, if you said if
you need to stand up now, I think people would just go, well,
oh mine. But but yeah, so that aside, I thought this
was a really really funny episode. But I think Wayne Knight just really adds
that extra element to sign Fa that not that were necessarily missing, but it
was something that I never realized I wanted until I had it. I'm like,
oh, yeah, now we're now it's starting to feel the more like
Signfel, got Newman, Kramer. It's just yeah, it's just it's sort
of all coming together now. As they say in Third Rock, he was
the third kind of heat. You know, we just added that extra something
to it. Yeah. I mean I think you always think of the core
quartet when you think of Signfel. You think of it, you know,
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer. But yeah, Newman makes it's the
fifth Beatle. Basically, it's a good way of putting it, very good
way of putting it fifth Beatle because the mail never stops. It just keeps
coming and coming and coming. There's never a light up. It's relentless,
all right, mister Davis. Now, last week on the show, we
actually asked some people. We asked the listeners, We said, we give
you the idea the flea Market. We thought the flea Market had a potential
to have a good Siinfeld based story. So he said, listeners out there,
send in your answers, talking sitheut at gmail dot com. Give us
your episode idea for each character for the flea Market. We had a couple
send in, So Daniel Kotnick has given us a pretty good rundown. Here.
I'll read it out to you right now, Daniel Kotnick has said.
In the fictitious The Flea Market episode, the group goes to the flea market
to help George's dad, Frank Selly's collection of vintage Playboy magazines, which he
claims he only bought for the articles. Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer go
off on their own to look for potential gifts for Jerry's dad's birthday. Meanwhile,
George accompanies his dad to a stand to sell the magazines to a vendor,
which he handled surprisingly easily. Frank reveals that the Playboys were only an
excuse to bring George to the market to help settle a long standing feud with
a different vendor at the market, which George obviously does not want to do.
Jerry and Elaine stop at a stand selling antique pocket watches. Elaine picks
one up unwillingly, getting mechanical grease on her hands before getting it on Jerry's
new shirt, and he's upset because he was both to be meeting at date
showed after this, so Kramer suggests they go to the flea market see if
they can fix the situation, and it leads a group into the market.
Frank he says, here speak, someone can speak to them. The flea
marker can speak to them. That's apparently a big deal. So Frank drags
George to his rival vendor to confront him, and during the confrontation, Frank
reveals the background of the feud when years ago Frank made a purchase from him
and the vendor gave him something extra because he was running a bye one and
get one free deal. Frank was offended by this, believing the man was
accusing him of being poor, and demanded that he mak him pay for it,
which the vendor refused and now led to Frank attempting to track him down
so that he can pay for it. Kraman brings George, I brings Jerry
and Elane to a vendor that sells homemade cleaning solutions. Jerry tries it,
but the solution leaves a large bleached stain. Elaine quickly tries to run to
a nearby vendor and attempts a miracle paste and to color in the stain,
but turns out its ending solution that sticks her hand to Jerry's shirt. Now
she attempts to pull it away, it rips a large portion of his shirt
away. Back to George and Frank, Frank is making the public scene in
front of the vendor, who defends himself with equal vigor. Eventually, George
Crackston yells are both of them how stupid? The feud is. Both comes
to their senses, and the vendor allows Frank to pay for the item,
which turns out to be a cheap makes seven up yours t shirt. Frank
realizes he didn't actually bring his wallet, and then when George offers to pay
for it, he says he doesn't have enough cash, so the invender again
offers to give it to him for free, reigniting the feud, and at
the end of George and Frank a scene waiting at the exit, Frank derided
George for failing him as a son. When Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer
walk up, they both briefly recap their escapades, with Kramer's proudly stating that
the flea market spoke to them and helped Jerry through his problem. Jerry,
amused by all this, reveals that he is now wearing the seven up T
shirt to he stayed, very love it. Daniel put the owls in.
Yeah, its a whole episode, Daniel, And that's been this episod talking
side. Yeah, we need to do anything anymore. Wow, Daniel,
that's that's quite something. And I mean, if you want, if you
want to go into that most detail, you can. We don't expect you
to. We just give us a brief run out of each character storyline.
You could just give it the first paragraph would have been fine. We're expecting
the thing you find in TV guide or in TV week, you know,
a little a little synopsis, not a whole treatment. But we appreciate hopefully
you know both Jerry and Larry who you know long time listeners of Talking Seinfeld
would go time to reboot Seinfeld. Thanks for this guy, Daniel Kotnick,
Yes, so thank you. Daniel got one more sent in here from our
man Pat Right. This one's much shorter, much easier on the pat Pat
strikes me as a man of few words, but every word means something,
Daniel. Don't get me wrong. We liked every word that you gave us
just then. But yeah, Pat's kind of like this happens. Kramer sees
someone steal something from a vendor. It follows him for the rest of the
episode. Jerry meets a woman and she ends up buying mind comp Elaine and
another woman end up trying to buy the same item at multiple stands, with
Elane getting the last laugh of the vintage JFK. Pitcher and George haggles over
a T shirt owned by Mickey Mantle, only to put it on in spill
food or over it. That's Pat right. Equally good that we've got some
smart listeners. Yes, thank you guys, So talking Sinfeld at gmail dot
com. So this week, since this we're coming close to Christmas time,
Christma times approaching, we thought we'd throw out a Christmas themed episode idea and
guy has gone with which one. I thought we'd have an episode called The
Secret Center aka the Chris Kringle. Yeah, the Chris Kringle in Australia the
Secret Center. So yes, let's send that out there to you guys,
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