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Yapare Yaypare sixty years later with Mokelli
Live Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app Let's talk

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social Media for a second. Sammy
Berman Chapman, sixteen, was silently killed

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in his Santa Monica home back on
February seventh, twenty twenty one, the

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reason a fentanyl laced pill the team
had purchased on social media. His parents

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now are fighting to pass SB fourteen
forty four in the California state legislature,

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which is known as the Let Parents
Choose Protection Act of twenty twenty four,

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or you might know it as Sammy's
Law. The bill would require all major

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social media platforms to allow integration with
third party monitoring software, which can notify

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parents when dangers such as drug and
firearm sales, bully or suicidal thoughts appear

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on their children's accounts. Sammy's parents
say they had no clue that their son

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was conversing with a drug dealer on
Snapchat and wish they'd been able to monitor

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his account. Let me stop there. I don't have any teenage children,

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but I wonder whether a law like
this would make any difference or impact the

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accessibility of children who use social media
because most teenagers, from what I understand,

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and twelve, I'm going to defer
to you on this, they set

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up their own accounts, or parents
can preclude them from setting up their own

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accounts, but I don't know if
they can. I don't know if legally

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we can stop them from doing what
they do. If this law is passed

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as it's written, I must say, Praise Jesus hallelujah. Okay. If

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I had the ability to just get
alert or be able to monitor seditious information

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that is being passed along to my
daughter, anything that could be perceived as

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bullying, advice, anyone inviting her
to take news, anyone offering to like,

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hey, there's try Any keywords that
we could flag that if it comes

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up in any chat any way,
any secret coded word I get alerted so

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that I can step in, so
that her mother can step in. Praise

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Jesus hallelujah. Okay. Let me
say this. Let me just play the

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other side of that argument. I
like to do this from time to time.

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What about not letting kids have access
to social media as best you can

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control. I think that that's a
fool's Errand I think trying to keep kids

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off of social media just period is
a fool's errand. And for the most

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part, I look and see what
my daughter's looking at. And she's on

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Snapchat looking at fashion styles, looking
at at different you know, trends and

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things like that. She still likes
to upscale her clothing, all that kind

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of crazy stuff. But to me, there does the come that point where

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all of her friends may be on
TikTok, and if they're all talking about

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the latest thing on TikTok, she
wants to have some involvement in it,

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so she wants to see what's going
on. And then you go down that

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rabbit hole. Somehow, some way, there are things popping up, and

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it's every once in a while she'll
make the mistake and be listening to something

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out loud and I'll hear something that
sounds crazy. I'm like, wh whoa,

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whoa, whoa, whoa, what
was that? Play that again?

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So I'm like, delete that,
unfollow them, and I'll go into a

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whole litany of reasons why that is
grooming language or why that is something that

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I don't think she needs to be
listening to right now at this point in

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her life. So if I was
able to get flagged because now I'm like,

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how many times does this pop up
on your phone when I'm not all

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all the time, and you're just
turn my phone off because that is here?

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No, I would like to know. Third party parental monitoring software can

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already be used on platforms such as
Reddit and Tumblr. However, most of

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the largest social media companies such as
TikTok, Instagram, and Snapchat, do

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not allow this software to integrate with
their platforms. So this law would make

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them make this third party, third
party software able for integration. It's tough

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because part of me says, you
can't create a law for everything to stop

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everything, and part of me says, well, that shouldn't be the bar.

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It should be we create laws to
at least minimize and mitigate. And

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again, I don't have teenage children. I think like the social media is

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a wild wild West, and kids
fundamentally do not tell their parents the truth.

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They hide stuff absolutely, and the
moment they know that there's third party

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software limiting it, you know,
from just the kids who get their chromebooks

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at school, they hack them immediately
so they can go anywhere they want on

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the Internet. They're smarter than we
are. I think the bill is well

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intentioned. I just think that they're
probably other ways to better address it,

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that's all. Yeah. I look, if this just gives me a bird's

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eye view into what's happening on the
phone, be a Google searches, be

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anything. I would like to see
this expanded so that if you are my

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child, if we are talking about
your child, you listening. I believe

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we all would like to know if
there is some danger that we can step

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in and help prevent on phones.
If we're able to stop TikTok from being

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on apps, then all apps.
If we say, hey, I'm perching

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this phone for my daughter, I
don't care what she does to try to

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block it, unblock it, make
sure I have third party access. Okay,

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that was my next question. And
you can answer this if you would

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like or not. But I know
my sister and her son, who's grown

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now. She had access to all
his social media accounts. She had all

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of his text messages unbeknownst to him
as a teenager, forwarded to her,

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so she had complete access to everything
in his life. He didn't like it

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at all, And I understand that, but isn't that an option right now?

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Still? I believe that because their
mother got their phones and they're all

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the same plan, they're all iPhones. I believe there is something that's linked.

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I know, but we got to
talk about that too. We do

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have to talk about that. But
there is some way where the phones are

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linked, so she knows when they're
on, she knows where they're going.

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She has the tracker on the phones
all that, so she knows where they're

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at. And I'm not one hundred
percent sure how deep it goes into monitoring

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what they're looking at, but I
you know, I would like this to

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just be something that is just built
into the phones for underage accounts period.

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Most of us that are parents,
We're the ones buying the phones, paying

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for the monthly bill. These kids
aren't paying for this. If I'm paying,

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they have no rights. If they
have no rights, If I'm paying

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the bill and this bill and this
money is going towards an underage phone owner,

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then I constantly have access to what
they're doing, is my belief.

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No, it just means it's your
phone and you're letting them know use it.

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Yeah, let's do that, Okay, Mark Ronner. I know you

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don't have any children, and this
is the reason this stuff is horrifying.

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When we were kids, we had
to maybe worry about running across a Playboy

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on a field or something. No, it was don't talk to strangers,

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that was about it. Yeah,
that too. But the dark stuff that

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kids can come across. I you
know, there's a flip side to this,

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which is, I know we're constantly
trying to shield kids from the things

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that made us interesting, and you
just can't shield them from everything. But

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good lord, the stuff on the
Internet and on phones that you can come

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into contact with as a child that
you absolutely should not It's horrifying. Yeah.

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The only thing I could really stumble
across would be some VHS tapes,

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some magazines, and some richer pryor
records. That was about it. Cheat

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and shrong please at best. Yeah, there just wasn't a lot out there

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which was available to someone who is
actually a minor. You would have to

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have adults helping you on some level. Yeah, I'm not kidding when I

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say that I'm tremendously relieved that I
never became a parent because of stuff like

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this. You just can't fully protect
a child from all the stuff that is

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out there online, on phones that
their friends have, on cable. I

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mean, we used to think that
we were getting away with something by watching

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the Playboy channel through the squiggly lines
on cable Team. We would sit there

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for a long time thinking of is
that a breath? Was that a boot?

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Was it? Or was that just
a squiggly line? But the times

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have changed massively to wallet. How
old your daughter now? Thirteen? She'll

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be fourteen next week. I'll pray
for you. Yeah, I'm gonna keep

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the prayers. Oh my gosh,
someone's gonna get hurt. And how olds

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your son? Uh, seventeen,
he'll be eighteen June twenty fifth. All

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right, all right, it's a
Later with Mokeliy KFI AM six forty live

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everywhere on the iHeartRadio app. And
when we come back on the other side,

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Amazon has debuted grocery delivery program for
Prime members. Well, they better

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deliver something to me for free,
because the way they've been jacking up the

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price of Prime, I ought to
get something extra. We'll talk about that

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next. You're listening to Later with
Moe Kelly on demand from KFI AM six

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forty Amazon. I'm an Amazon Prime
member and I think you are too,

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aren't you, Mark? Yeah,
you gotta be okay. It's like one

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hundred and sixty nine thousand dollars a
year or something like that. Whatever it

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is, it's worth it. It
is they bring stuff right to your door.

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No, it is worth it.
But they have raised a price recently,

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so I'm thinking, like, well, why don't you just add some

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more cool stuff to still justify the
price increase. Well, they're not doing

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that. They're not. But Amazon
has debuted grocery delivery program for Prime members,

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but it's not included in the cost
of your Prime membership. Amazon earlier

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this week on Tuesday, unveiled its
new grocery delivery program, which is open

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to Prime members and Snap recipients,
and snapped the supplemental nutrition Assistance program for

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about ten dollars a month. See
see ten dollars a month. You're already

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charging me one hundred and eighty four
thousand dollars a year for my Prime membership,

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and you say, oh, it's
only ten dollars a month more Prime

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members for extra ten dollars. Prime
members will have access access to unlimited grocery

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delivery. There's so much fine print. Anything's unlimited if you got enough money

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right, Unlimited grocery delivery for orders
over thirty five dollars from Whole Foods,

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which is like one item Amazon Fresh
and various local grocery retailers on Amazon dot

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Com. Again, so you have
to be a Prime member, which is

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four hundred and fifty five thousand dollars
a year and increasing. And then on

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top of that, you have the
opportunity to pay another ten dollars a month

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to have access. It's almost as
if you're ungrateful for this opportunity. You're

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paying extra money for the opportunity to
have access. See that again, paying

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extra money for the opportunity to have
access to unlimited delivery. If you pay

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over thirty five dollars, they are
presenting you with the opportunity to pay them

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more money for more of their stuff, and you're just looking down your nose

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at it. You have to pay
a lot of money and then pay more

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money for the opportunity to have access
to unlimited delivery, provided you pay more

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than thirty five dollars each time you
need something delivered. Man, I got

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to tell you, you're really giving
off a strong I Hate America vibe right

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now. Quote. The subscription pays
for itself in as little as one delivery

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order per month from Whole Foods Market, that's true, but it's not the

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flex that you think it is,
or one delivery order per month from Amazon

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Fresh for under fifty dollars. The
company's new program is similar to delivery services

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from Target and Walmart, which debuted
in recent years. Okay, all right,

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I had to ask you this,
Keana, because you did some instacart.

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Can I get just about the same
stuff doing a door dasher Instacart for

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probably around the same amount, if
not less. Yeah, Okay, so

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it's not my imagination. There's nothing
special here. I could call door Dash

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and say, drive your ass to
Whole Foods and get the same items,

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and I don't have to pay a
monthly fee pretty much. And you know

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what's kind of shocking is they kind
of already had a system already for grocery

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delivery through Amazon, right, you
just Amazon. Yeah. So I don't

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get how this is an additional benefit
of any kind of swords if I wanted

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to subscribe to it. If there
is a benefit, it's not clear,

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and they're not making it clear enough
for me to see the reason why I

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need to add another subscription, because
this is basically another streaming channel for ten

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dollars a month. It's a streaming
channel, and you want me to pay

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ten dollars a month on top of
the seven hundred and fifty three thousand dollars

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I paid for the Prime membership because
the Prime membership is a prerequisite this I

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feel like it's like a salesman.
This deal is not available to everyone.

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You have to be a Prime member. So I'm paying you thousands of dollars

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a year for the Prime membership.
Are you somehow against Jeff Bezos owning more

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yachts? Is that what this has
come down to. No, here's the

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serious point. I'm against someone trying
to sell something to me as if I'm

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stupid. You just don't know you
need it yet you'll find out right.

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Yes, it's great, you know
even though that there is providing a service

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that there are five other services already
do even though you have to pay an

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exorbitant amount of money for the opportunity
to have access to this service, and

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another ten dollars a month, and
then it's provided you the minimum orders like

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thirty five dollars to get free delivery
on top of the monthly subscription, on

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top of the prime membership. Did
I miss anything? In this that'll get

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you at least a couple dollars from
that olive bar of the and Whole Foods.

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And I do go to Whole Foods
every now and then, so I

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know what things cost. Okay,
a pizza, A slice of pizza,

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that's twenty four dollars. Their pizza
is not bad, I gotta tell you

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it is it, But it's thirty
eight dollars on average. Yes, okay,

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fluctuates. I get a salad from
the salad bar seventeen dollars. Oh

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yeah, you gotta watch out for
the heavy ingredients. Never get potatoes at

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the food bar. It's like avoid
the lead. Look in the hot bar.

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Oh, that is ridiculous. It
is ridiculous. And it asked me.

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When you do the self checkout,
it'll ask you you know what size

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container is? At the small box
container? A large container? It's like,

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you want me to tell the truth. Why don't just say the small

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contenter? It's like, what difference
does the container mean? If I'm weighing

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the food. The weight is the
weight you put it on the scale and

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it tells you the amount before you
even put in what size container? Yeah,

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the honor system's problematic. When they're
really going for the too flesh,

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like that literally pound of flesh because
they're charging you by the pound. Yeah,

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Hole Foods is not inexpensive. So
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of Prime membership nine hundred and fifty
five thousand dollars a year. Did it

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just go up in the last five
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times. You weren't paying attention,
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right, it's going up right now, nine hundred and seventy five thousand,

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and then they want another ten dollars
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delivery, provided you spend at least
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the Prime membership. Did I miss
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Okay. Just want to make sure
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advantage of it. I just want
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Kelly on demand from KFI AM six
forty. Animals the world over have had

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enough of humans. Hornets are attacking
in China, Sharks are swallowing up the

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surfers in Florida. Lions and tigers
are eating interns, oh my, and

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bears are pouncing on women in the
Pacific Northwest. Unless we put our stop

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to the mistreatment of animals, they
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I mo Kelly here, But I
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One of the most popular segments we
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attack. People were getting eaten on
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responsibility to memorialize and editorialize at the
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it when we started Later with mo
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just you just have to pull out
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addition of win animals attack. A
tourist was mauled wink wink after rolling down

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the window to take a selfie with
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on the bear side. Oh absolutely, Oh it gets worse. I am

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all bear on this Moira Gallagher in
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seventy two years old, have been
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widowson. They should get their ask
him just for the names. When the

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women decided to go for a drive
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the women came across a couple of
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and did their best to get a
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seems reasonable. The Carpathians in Romania. They're just lucky it wasn't vampire bears.

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It's right next door to Transylvania.
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What happened was the bear came up
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and no problem it let us take
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take a picture. Okay, post
right, there was consent. Yes,

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Gallagher's saying this to a local TV
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picture, so we went back and
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clip, the injured Gallagher was seen
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for her, I'm not going to
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with a laugh. Quote We saw
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baby. They were gorgeous, but
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was hungry and thought my friend was
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I thought he wanted to be friends, she said. The bear came and

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wanted to get into the car,
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bit my friend. My friend said, let's get something to eat. The

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women think that their conversation about food
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idiots. They are just idiots who
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because they might get the idea that
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let's get something to eat. No, you're not allowed to give food,

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absolutely nothing, nothing, nothing,
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and decided he had to eat my
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bears it's like they opened the door
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car. Yeah, you're having a
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your conversation about food was the impetus
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and try to eat you. Maybe
they said picknick basket. Hey quote,

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she was wearing a thick marks and
spencer jacket and the poor bear got more

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jacket than arm. I'm a very
lucky woman, Morris said. I was

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wearing a pad of jacket and the
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saved my arm. I've been very, very lucky. The shock has said

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in today. But everything's okay now. I was hoping for more dismemberment.

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Like there was a group of taurists
just what two days ago that were pulling

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bear cubs out of a tree to
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saw that at their end. I
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get just absolutely mauled, gore beared
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Yes, you deserve to get your
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trying to pull bear cubs out of
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every single puppies they're not puppies.
They're not pets. They're not they're

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not to cuddle, they're not to
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will die if you happen upon mom, because mother Bear is gonna protect your

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cubs at all costs, At all
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predator. And to wonder how we've
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face of the earth. How how
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don't hold your breath. I know, I know it's early. You

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know, there's still elections right around
the corner. Who knows after that?

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I know, it's like, but
who tries to take a selfie with bear?

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Oh wait a minute, did you
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challenged the bisonto the fight? Yeah
in Yosemite. Yes, lost horribly.

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That's like, yes, yeah,
yeah, yeah. Every single year they

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tell you, do not engage the
animals, give them, you know,

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wide birth, do not engage the
animals, Do not try to take selfies

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with the bison, do not try
to talk to the bison, do not

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try to feed the animals. And
every year someone does it and they get

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mangled. And I am all for
the mangling. All for the ball.

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I put the bear down. That's
what always pisses me. Now, yeah,

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they put the bear down like the
bear is like, you're literally in

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my living room taking pictures of me
and my kids. What do you want

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me to do? And if you
fight back, you're gone? As if

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the bear is now more dangerous for
protecting its cubs and trapman, I know,

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I know. So the guy tried
to pick a fight with a bison,

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correct, Yeah, how does one
go about that? Started staring in

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the face and squared off and raise
his hands like you want to fight,

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just like two dudes, and got
mocked. That's too bad, too good

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one of the two guy. No, no, no, I didn't think

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the bison had a glass jar or
something. I have to see if I

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can find the video and send it
to you. You're listening to Later with

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Moe Kelly on demand from kf I
Am six forty. Damn ya k if

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I am six forty. It's Later
with Mo Kelly live everywhere on the iHeartRadio

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app and if you follow me on
threads, I just posted the video of

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the drunk dude who wanted to challenge
the bison and it was in full view

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of you. Know dozens of people
Yellowstone. I just don't get people when

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I get drunk. And I've gotten
drunk, you know, once or twice

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in my lifetime, not too many
times, of course, yeah, once

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or twice. I've never ever wanted
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that. Now, as a general
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most of your body, maybe don't
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but I'm not even the guy like, I'm not the violent drunk. I'm

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not gonna start a fight or anything. I like to be calm, and

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you know it makes me I'm more
of the happy drunk. I just want

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to sit down, enjoy company.
I don't want to fight. I don't

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want to get into any type of
situation which ruins my buzz. I just

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I don't want that. I don't
want to go out there and fight a

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bison. That's what I'm trying to
say. I'm sure the guy's IQ was

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well into the triple digits, but
still, I mean, I don't wish

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death on anyone, but I can
wish dismemberment on a lot of people.

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And if you want to fight a
bison and it's the middle of the day,

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One, why are you drunk in
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daylight out? Okay? Two,
you're in the middle of the street trying

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to fight a bison without so much
as a red cape Like that was gonna

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make it, that was gonna make
any difference. No, no, yeah,

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Like he's standing in the middle of
the road. It's like he's like,

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come at me, come at meroe, come at me, bro.

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And it's like it's a and like, what is wrong with you, dude?

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What is wrong with you? I'm
just standing here in the middle of

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the road because it's Yellowstone. It's
my house. Y'all are driving through my

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house and I'm just minding my own
business. He should have just stayed in

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your truck, but you got out
of your truck to physically challenge me in

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front of all of your human friends. We should point out to listeners that

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bison are notoriously humorless. Yes,
much like bears, they're not They're not

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in on the joke. They don't
have time for foolishness. They don't suffer

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fools gladly. Ever, and it
was obviously he was inebriated. Again.

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We just tweeted out, excuse me, I just posted it on threads of

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the video. I'm not tweeting anything
anymore, so if you want to see

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it, he didn't get dismembered,
but I think he got Gord. The

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camera moved, but I think he
got Gord at one point, and hopefully

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he won't do it again. But
those are the things that I've never I've

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never ever ever wanted to approach a
wild animal. Never. It's not even

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the coyote neighborhood. I'm not even
trying to say hello to them. No,

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no, we got those two.
You want to go inside when you

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see them? Yeah, yeah.
And when I walk my dogs always have

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a stick just in case, because
the coyotes in my neighborhood they're bold.

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They come out in the daytime.
They're not nocturnal anymore. They're used to

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no, not at all. And
maybe because especially like on Thursdays like today

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for me, it's trash day,
they're more inclined to come out because they

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can smell the trash and they'll knock
over trash, cancer and everything. They're

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far far more aggressive than in previous
years and in decades. So when I

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walk my dogs, I have a
stick and you know it just a short

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stick that I use as a weapon
if need be, if I should encounter

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coyotes or runners. Yeah, generally
animals in the wild, which is anything

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that's not domesticated. They don't have
a sense that they're your pets. When

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I was I think twelve years old, I tried to follow a squirrel into

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a tree to catch it and pet
it, and that wound up with a

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trip to the er and me gouting
blood like I was in a Monty Python

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movie. Yet, when I was
younger, I had a trip to Sacramento.

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It was like learning about state government. So we had a class trip.

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I think it was a senior for
government class in high school. We

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flip the Sacramento. We're at the
state Capitol, and the squirrels everywhere,

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So we would sit down and,
you know, feed the squirrels. We

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were too stupid to not know any
better. And we have squirrels here at

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iHeart, right outside the door.
The squirrels everywhere, and I don't feed

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those. I try to kick them. You don't want to kick a squirrel.

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Why would you do that. I
don't want them to feel comfortable and

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give me like rabies or some stuff
like that. What's Rocky ever done to

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you. That's just mean. There
was a time in which Twala got attacked

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by a family of raccoons right outside
the doors here. Oh those will mess

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you up for sure. No,
I'm not. I'm not exaggerated their footage

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of that. Tuala am I lying? No, You're not lying at all.

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Like literally, I was trying to
leave the building and there was a

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raccoon outside the door and it saw
me. I was like the reflection was

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it? And I stopped my foot
at it, like get out way from

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the door, and it like got
up on his hinds and they started like,

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you know, putting his arms in
that come at me bro POWs.

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Yeah, honestly, Tuola, what
were you wearing? Blame the victim?

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Man? Was it a skirt?
You brought it on yourself, didn't you?

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No? Hey, no, seriously
shut up. Yesterday I left out

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of here and I heard something overall
California Street, and I'm like, I

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thought, maybe it's a security because
sometimes I see them when I'm leaving out

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of here and they're walking around to
a check And as I get to my

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car and I'm driving out, pull
out on California and right out of the

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bushes that are right there by the
back age. A young coyote came out.

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That doesn't surprise me. It was
a little kyote that came running out

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and just went run down street.
I'm like, that was a coyote is

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down down there wrestling? Yeah?
Was it carrying acame equipment? Definitely?

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I'm not humor that come on very
stingy lately. Coyotes don't surprise me because

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I see them just about every day
and I've shown you on my ring device

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running through the development. So I
don't but this is Burban, where's it

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coming from. Well, we're not
too far from the cemetery, so I

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think the hills over there. Okay, yeah, you're right, you're right,

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you're right. Yeah, but I'm
right outside of Inglewood, so I

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don't know where they're coming from in
Yeah, yeah, I was going to

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ask. I'm like, that's an
interesting area. Yeah, but they are

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everywhere, and it's a closed population, so they're all inbreeding. I don't

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know how they survive. I don't
know. I don't know. And we've

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had coyote catchers that come in,
they catch them in the cage and they

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redistribute them. They take them out
to Lancaster or something. Like that.

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You know humane uh oh, catching
release. Yeah, yeah, but you

406
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know they're everywhere where I live,
everywhere. They're murderous at Alta Dina no

407
00:31:21.480 --> 00:31:23.960
the free night. Yeah, hear
the dying sounds of dogs dogs, Yes,

408
00:31:25.160 --> 00:31:27.039
every night, Yes, every night. I almost think it's on purpose.

409
00:31:27.079 --> 00:31:32.279
There are a number of dog who
hear crying and whiny taking their last

410
00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:34.359
little yit. I think that people
are like, you know what, I

411
00:31:34.400 --> 00:31:37.240
gotta get rid of this dog and
put them outside for a coyote. And

412
00:31:37.279 --> 00:31:41.440
you know it's illegal to kill them. Yes, you can't do anything with

413
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:47.119
them. I said it's illegal.
I didn't say that it's unconscionable because if

414
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a coyote gets near my dog,
yeah, I'm killing the coyote. I'm

415
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doing everything I can, of course, because those are some good eating right,

416
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No, no, no, no. The weirdest meat I've had.

417
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I've had gator, I've had venison. I'm not gonna humor that joke.

418
00:32:05.519 --> 00:32:08.920
Trying to think what else said,
I've had turtle, I think turtle and

419
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sharp. Yeah, black folks down
south will be Yeah, if you look

420
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Mark, if you can find some
black relatives, go down south, be

421
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.480
prepared. I'm sure I have some, yes, be prepared somewhere in your

422
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you know, your family tree.
I got to get that twenty three and

423
00:32:25.279 --> 00:32:30.960
me thing done. Yeah, on
your black side. Some kyote eating in

424
00:32:30.960 --> 00:32:35.119
your family mark you never know.
Yeah, a little coyote stir fry.

425
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:37.759
Yeah, on the weekend coming up. Now. I have relatives down at

426
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:42.839
my father's side of the family in
Lynchburg, Virginia. They were eating a

427
00:32:42.880 --> 00:32:46.480
lot of stuff. Squirrel, possible, possum. Yeah, yeah, just

428
00:32:46.519 --> 00:32:50.680
like Jed and the Clampets, possome. I could talk about this now.

429
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:52.839
My father's gone, but he grew
up. He was from the project.

430
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:57.640
He was very, very very poor, so anything was liable to get eaten

431
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.400
down in Lynchburg, Virginia. In
fact, possum is for the fancier meals.

432
00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:07.599
Yeah. Yeah, I'm just so
well, to the best of my

433
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knowledge, I wasn't fed possum,
to the best of my knowledge, giving

434
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because when you're a kid, you're
told he was put in front of you.

435
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Yeah, I don't lit. Yes, got of tough, shut up

436
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and eat your food. Are we
done? Are we done? We got

437
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all the way from Bison and Yellowstone
to Possum and Lynchburg Virginia. That's how

438
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it goes. Okay, if I
am six forty, we're live everywhere in

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