The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. WHOA have you seen Chess's face
today? No, I haven't seen it yet. Graham. You're in the
next studio. I'm going to move this camera over. I'm just wearing my
glasses looks so different posting a librarian conference to them. No, wow,
you're offending the glasses community, Graham. No or not. They know it's
they make fun of themselves. You know, they look smarter. I just
could not put my contacts on this morning. You look unrecognizable. It's weird
the difference. Glasses smarter, Yeah, smarter, she said, unrecognizable.
You look like the glasses emoji. Good morning to Crazy Cash on standby.
That's your chance to win one thousand dollars. Didn't you put Why? Why
couldn't you put your contacts on? I was just too tired. But it
seems like it's like, isn't it just contact wears. I'm not contact war.
Isn't just sort of a one fell swoop thing you just sometimes it's not
And it was more it was half of that. And also I knew my
eyes were just gonna burn so much when I put the contact in because my
eyes were so tired. So I didn't want to deal with that fair enough,
giving them a little rest, got it, I'll get it all right.
Let's do our first talkback of the day. Doesn't matter what it is,
as long as it comes in first, we're gonna play it. Hey,
GV Show, This is Ashlyn from Santo's a good morning. Just wanted
to say I love you guys, and you're doing such a great job and
we miss you. JV. Oh, that's a great thank you talkback that
people are on it trying to get the first talkback. That one came in
at twelve oh six am this morning. Yeah, so that's I mean,
that's as close to being as first as you could be. That came in
very early. There were quite a few that came in this morning. Should
we it's one more, let's do the second one? Yeah the day.
Listen up, you spicy chicken nuggets. Wake your lazy butt up and smile
the opportunity today. You're not looking for hogwashing niggles. You're looking for hustle
and sizzle. Embrace the challenges like a ninja with a PhD and bukicking and
fortlessly sneaking up problems and making them go night night, ninja. So grab
today by the sack and twist. Let's leave a trail of laughter and productivity
in our wake. It's time to conquer the world. One. Would you
come back at a time, so have a great day. The motivation right
now has my alarm. Grab the world by the sack and twist. That'll
get you a waken up think yes, was that? Do you think that
was an original motivational quote? Or do you think that's time from something?
I have questions? I think you think so. I think so. But
you had to write that out ahead of time. There's no way you can
to your thirty second time when they just got the top of your hand.
Amazing. Well done. You might need to play that again later just to
get motivated again and start getting sleepy every Monday, Wow started for the week?
Go you spicy chicken nights, Go grab that sack and twist. How
was Hambone's birthday? You guys? Hamdbone celebrated ten years and grab the dog
by the way yesterday. We're not exactly sure if that's her birthday, but
it's give her take a week. So how did you come up with that
date? Then? I just feel like it's that day. I just I
don't know, it just sort of it was sort of a gut feeling it's
right around now, like it's it's I mean again plus or minus a week.
You just picked May six. Yeah, yeah, it seemed like it's
a good a day of any But I think there's something about it sounds familiar.
So I think it's I think it's May six. It could be May
sixteenth. I don't know, it's right around now. But yesterday was the
chosen day, and you guys, it was a disasterday. It just didn't
go well. We had a little birthday celebration plan. Look, I rip
on people that celebrate their dogs. Is this Hambone's first birthday? Because you
refuse You hate when people do this stuff. Yeah, so this year I
sat outs. We had about I don't know, fifty or sixty gas.
No, my kids wanted to My kids wanted to celebrate her. I got
her a couple of stuff toys from Costco. Phenomenal deal. The other day.
It was a four pack of stuff toys because she just tears them apart
really quick, and I was like four of them for eleven dollars. Perfect,
this will last about ten minutes. And so I got her a couple
of stuff toys, and the kids got cupcakes for themselves smart yeah, for
the birthday party. And then they got one little donut shaped dog treat for
her. And so after dinner, we're like, let's give Handbone her stuff
toys. And the kids obviously they just want to eat their cupcake, right,
So they're all excited about that, and Kate just wants one picture.
She's like, can you guys just pose with Handbone for the picture. So
the kids are sitting there at the dinner table and they got their cupcakes in
front of them with the candles on them lit because of course I don't know
why they get to blow out the candles, but whatever. And then she
had hamdbone kind of climb halfway up on the t put her paws up on
the table in between them, and okay, perfect, take the picture.
My son Ford's making a funny face, and Kate's like, can you just
smile? Okay, okay, take takes more. Nope, it's all funny
faces, and she did. Kate just wanted one smile. By then Handbone
can't stand up there any longer. She hops down, and Kate's like,
thinks a lot you didn't you know, the picture didn't happen, but whatever.
So then Ford starts crying, and so then he's like, I don't
know what. He's so upset that he's been reprimanded for ruining the picture.
Whatever. Maybe she we were being able too arche on him, I don't
know. So then he's balling his eyes out. Then h I don't know.
My daughter Quinn, maybe she's trying to cheer him up something. She
knocks over the vase of flowers on the table, water goes everywhere. It's
a So then we got then some mess. Then now she's crying because we're
like, you're not in trouble as an accident, but this is she runs
off to high Okay, so okay, guys, come back. Let's eat
the cupcakes. At least, so Ford stops crying. They're both stop crying
for the for the moment, and my daughter Quinn goes to take her first
bite of her cupcake, hambone stole it. She was probably like, hey,
it's my birthday, we're cell right in here. That's my damn cupcake.
So ambon ate the entire thing right out of her hand before she even
got her first bite. So now she's crying again, and we're like you
you've had this dog your entire life. You know she wants to steal food
from you. This is on you, Like this is this one was your
fault? You know to hoole these kids. Know you got to keep your
food over the table. She's like a shark swimming under the table, just
waiting to steal your food. Oh so you don't get another cupcake? I'm
sorry this is that was yours. She still had like half of a different
flavor on her plate, Like you get that little half there, but the
one that you lost there, it's gone. And then so it's just tears
and crying and sounds fun, Like why did he try to do stuff like
this just to make ourselves miserable? It's not fun. It never works out.
I tried to throw a little celebration for my dog one time. I
ordered like a little kid from Amazon to make like a dog friendly cake.
He didn't ate. He like sniffed it and like wanted to go puke somewhere.
Like that did not work out. Is that made out of beef?
No? No, I don't want it. But it was like dog friendly,
Like he's gonna love this. No, he wasn't I did. He
wants some meat the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Before we get
to this priest stealing money from the church and spending it on what I'll tell
you in just a couple of minutes. Graham, First, I know you
have something. Yeah, I found the most boring video ever made you guys,
at least that's what people are calling it. Somebody put it on YouTube
and people are apparently using this video to fall asleep too. It's a video
from nineteen eighty nine. It's a guy giving a tutorial about Microsoft an early
version of Microsoft Word, so he's teaching you how all the different features on
it. Now, he's as shocked as anybody that somebody took this video and
posted on YouTube. He's long since been retired. He lives in Florida.
He had no idea that people are using this video of him to fall asleep
too. But it's a two hour long video of him describing every each and
every little feature and Microsoft Word and showing you how to use it. I
want to play just a little piece of audio because a lot of people are
saying he's got a very soft spoken voice that's very calming and relaxing and I'm
not gonna lie. Watch a decent amount of this video yesterday and no I
stayed wide awake. I'm fascinating by it. His pot was like a little
time capsule the past. Wow, it's we're gonna listen to it. Here.
Now I can take the top margin and move it to the left,
and I end up with something that looks like that. And you say,
well, that's really nice, but why would I ever use it? Some
of you that have been trying to do this an immediate use for it.
So again, watch what I've done. I've moved the top line to the
left of the rest. I can't believe he was trying to be like the
first YouTube influencer, except that he wasn't becautorytube wasn't wasn't a thing, and
yeah, this is eighty nine. Duh you were you? Yes, he
had no idea. What was he doing this for? For people that needed
to watch a video to learn about how to use Microsoft Word? Would you
just send it to people? Yeah? Like where? He wasn't like posting
it anywhere. I love how you guys are fascinated about how the world used
to work. Yes, there have been how to books and videos for a
long long time, you guys, well before the internet VHRHD. Do you
think you were watching this on a CD in nineteen eighty nine? Oh my
goodness, how in nineteen eighty nine, like it was on a DHD tape
And so if you if you wanted to buy this tutorial, I'm assuming that's
how they distributed it and you could learn about how to use Microsoft word.
Now. Oh god, this is I'm just because of It's like the Internet
came and everything right your fingertips, and you guys forgot how when the Internet
gets shut out someday, you guys are going to be just lost. How
does anything get done? Okay? Now, look, as I was watching
some of this video because people in the comments, this video has over three
million views because people swear that it's just it's the most boring thing. It's
perfect for falling asleep too. I found it quite fascinating. Now look,
I'm gonna he in many parts he's typing out giving an example of something.
In one this next clip, I want to play. You tell me if
you could fall asleep to this, because I think it's I mean, it's
interesting and he's given an example of how to use a particular feature on here.
Listen to this. Now, let's just pretend right now that we've got
the people standing there in front of us, and we're over on our Macintosh
and we're going to type out the rules to living in our property. So
we sit down and we say, the following are the rules for living in
my house. Number one, I want you to keep your crummy dog off
of my brand new carpet carpete. If you don't, I will shoot both
you and your dumb dog. So there, So there, dad, or
he was a serial killer and he was just posing as some computer salesman tutorial
guy. I will shoot you and your dumb dog, I mean carpet.
I found this video to be I didn't think it was I didn't think it
was boring at all, as right there. Yeah, it is kind of
the old school school keyboard had a different sound to it. Oh my god,
that's hilarious. So there's a Catholic priest in Pottstown, Pennsylvania. You
guys have been there, right, it's really nice every Yeah. Well,
he's facing criminal charges after police accused him of stealing over forty thousand dollars from
the church that he leads. I shocked. He has a credit card that,
like you know, belongs to the church, and they went in there
and did some investigating, investigating, and they found that just under forty four
thousand dollars in transactions on that specific card were made after he purchased different apps
on his phone, things like Candy Crushed, Pokemongo Oh Boy, Mario Kart
that was fun, Yeah, pash Frenzy, Willy Wonka Vegas Casino. Slots
can win actual money. It says that you don't win actually actual money,
but you can spend actual money in the game in the Wizard of Oz slot
machine game. Here commercials for those things all the time where you're playing slots,
but you don't it's not actual gambling. I have buy credits, but
then I can just win. I don't win money back. Why would I
pay a fake Why would I play a fake slot machine? Graham? I
just I want to know why. I understand. I understand when people are
addicted to slot machines because you have the potential to win. Might the big
jackpot that the progressive jackpot's up to two million. I might win that you're
not, but you might. You know. I understand that. But I
don't get it when you don't when it's on your phone and you don't get
anything back. Yeah, it's just part of the game, just for fun,
the same reason people on roadblocks spend money to buy fake money to spend
in the game. Again, I don't understand. Now, this guy,
he's a priest, you guys, so he's you know, taking a vow
of celibacy, right, I mean, can we fault him for one?
He's got to do something if he needs to play some candy crush or some
walt of fake slot machine that keeps his mind off something else. Plus,
you know, since it's a church, that money is coming in tax free,
so you know, yeah, that's a nice crue. That's a nice
loophole. Candi crash is kind of fun. It is next on the JV
Show. Graham and I don't have time to watch TV. I'm sorry,
we just don't. Okay, we got a gaggle of kids not together,
Okay, not yet? Oh Gray, Yeah, that's what I meant.
I'm gonna go to h with that one. That was really uncalled for.
Well, you never know, just saying like you don't know, I do
happen to know me too? Why would it ever happened? Jes, you
do watch TV? What are you watching these days? Still watching The never
Ever Mets? All right, we're gonna talk about that show next, the
JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. All right, so you're watching the
never Have I Ever? It's just no, the never Ever Mets and don't
know the never Ever Mets? The hell is that? Again? So quickly?
It's just seven couples who have dated virtually and have never met before our
I put into one house to put their love to the test pretty much.
So I have some questions because it is juicy. Okay, So I don't
know if you guys remember, but I did mention there was one couple that
had dated for twelve years. Yes, I had never met, and so
I figured there must have been something that happened between them that maybe, you
know, something that happened that was a reason for them not meeting, maybe
somebody cheating, something like that. Well, there was the couple in this
latest season. Go over the reason why they had some issues, and it
was because the guy had a baby with another woman while these two were together.
But they worked together because they've never met each other before. But twelve
years is a long time, right right? The secret. So no,
here's the thing. So this is why I want to ask you guys,
could you get past something like this? The woman explains that she moved past
it and she's okay with it now because he told her right away and didn't
keep the baby from her, so he told her as soon as it happened,
not nine months later when the baby was. It just leads me to
believe that they weren't in like Graham said, they weren't in a real relationship
like you're dating someone in real life. That's how you had the baby.
You know, that doesn't happen virtually, and the reason, but the way
the guy explains it was just like mind blowing to me because he was like,
oh, it was just a roommate situation, you know, just some
bs happened, so your lady and your girlfriend. I understand it. Yet,
Wow, I understand, meaning I understand how he's trying to spin it
back to this other woman. Could you get past something like this? Because
I really don't think I could. No, no girl who even like the
you know, we hear about a couple splitting up for a brief period of
time. Then the guy goes off and he has a break baby, and
then they come back and back together. You can't do that because that changes
everything moving forward. It does Now you're permanently tied to another person, well
another two people at that point. One's the baby, one's the mom.
I just if you have that suspicion that you know, well, my guy's
got a female roommate. But you know they're just friends. They're totally just
friends. Now, at any point they hook up, you're out. I
mean you got to break up at that point, at any point because you've
always been suspicious, right, I don't know I feel about that. They
live together, they're just roommate. Are they really just friends? There's one
of my feelings for the other one. And then when the when that suspicion
is confirmed because they are now having a baby together, at that point,
yes, it's time to move on. Could you guys date someone who has
a female roommate and she's like super hot? No, definitely. I just
think you, like, what is the reason why are you guys living together?
Couldn't you find a guy roommate? Yeah? The guys are messy.
We want someone that's a little tidier around the house and quieter a little cleaner,
and you know rent is really expensive, you guys, I guess we
do have to one bedroom. It's a studio apartment, and our couch is
our bed, and our bed is our couch and share it to go on
top of each other and watch TV together there. Yep, like same thing
like anyone who is dating someone and he still lives like with his BM like,
get out, get out? What are you doing? You know there's
funny business, yes, going on there. So that wasn't the only messy
situation. So I have another scenario for you guys, And this is for
the ladies, how you feel about it, and for Graham, I want
to know if this is how guys talk when they're with their boys, because
this is I don't know what it is, but I'm gonna say, but
you boys seem to not understand. Is that no matter how good you treat
that woman, no matter how much time you spend with her, don't spend
her. She's always gonna look for another eventually. I talk to a lot
of girls, I flirt with a lot of girls. I'm a guy that
I get a lot of girls. I get girls very easy. Oh my
god, that's so gross. How much of my red flag is that berrid.
He doesn't sound good looking. No is he good looking? He's saying
he gets ladies. He he's like U, I guess clean shaven, he's
put he looks a little bit put together. But just hearing this brings you
down to like a zero. Yes, But guys like that, they like
brag about all that type of stuff. I don't think you're not now obviously,
but like in your younger days, if you're not married, just dating,
and if you're pulling a lot of ladies. Yeah, that's something that
guys brag about. Of course, what do you think what do you think
guys talk about? What about the beginning part when he's telling all the other
guys, doesn't matter how you treat a woman, you can treat her so
good, she's always going to go look for someone else. That sounds like
somebody that's been burned bad. Yeah, that's their own baggage, because I've
never felt like that. Okay, good, But you do mention sometimes that
you think most women do go for the bad guys that are gonna treat her
bad. Yeah, so is this the nice guy you think Jess on the
show that's been uh, hurt does get this. The craziest part about it
is, obviously he's in this house with not only the boys, but the
women who are you know they're coupled up with They're also in this house.
His girlfriend quotes girlfriend because he doesn't like to refer to her as that.
Apparently what is there listening to this because she was trying to hear what he
was trying to say and she still stayed there rage He won't call her his
girlfriend. I won't call her his girlfriend because he says like they're not exclusive.
Well, then what are you prove? My point about ladies liking the
bad guys? All right there in front of you. It's laid out in
playing terms. This guy is terrible, and yet I'm gonna, you know
what, I'm gonna stay with them. Doesn't make any sense to me.
But is it that we don't see the red flags or we just ignore them
but you don't. Is what I'm saying is it's not even a red flag.
It's laid out in playing terms in front of you. You're ignoring them
because you hear him talk about how he has all these other women and he
can get anyone he wants, But you want to be that one that he
starts all of that for yeah, and then in like you know, I
was just saying that in front of the guys. I didn't really mean that
either. He's the only one I think about and yeah, right played.
Yeah. That just makes me not ever want to listen to guys conversations.
I do. I want to hear everything they say. It's really not that
exciting. You have a shout out? I do? Uh, this is
uh. I can't say if it's a girlfriend or a wife or I don't
know, it's just you know, women in my DS. I guess,
hey, Graham, it's my birthday and I'm turning the Big two nine.
But who gives a fart? Right, I'd love to get a shout out
on the show anytime. It's fine since my podcast, thank you all for
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Show dot com. You know the met Gala was last night. We posted
some of our favorite celebrity looks, starting with and this is the only one
that really matters right now, Kylie Jenner. Remember all those rumors that she
was pregnant. Yeah, she was gonna be debuting a baby bump supposedly at
the met Gala. If she even went, you know, if she wasn't
hiding out at home, which is what she usually does when she is pregnant.
I go, but no, she was there at the Metgala, and
I see it. I don't. It's right there. I'm looking right at
it where I'm flinting my eyes. It's right there. I'm zooming in.
I don't see a baby pump. It's a very very early one, like
maybe about she's maybe about three weeks pregnant. I was convinced, I really
was, maybe she already had the baby. I thought she wasn't getting the
invite to the thing. Everyone's like Kim Kardashi is not getting the invite to
Kylie Jenner. The only one that's getting the invite is Kendall. They were
all there. Yeah, that's what I read, and then I guess when
the guest list came out, just did say that Kylie was invited as well
as Chris Jenner if she was there and matching ensembles with her man. But
yeah, Kylie Jenner not pregnant. Yeah, sadly, I know, it's
kind of all right, what the heck is Britney Spears doing. Her man
supposedly has hell kids and doesn't take care of any of them. We're not
going through any of these other looks. I'm just scrolling the other line,
you can. I'm to talk about Britney really quick. All right. So
Paul Richard, Soly's this is Britney Spears's new boyfriend. We already know this
guy has a criminal history. Now he's being called a deadbeat. His ex
wife is calling him out. She did an interview with The Daily Mail yesterday
and she said that Paul cheated on her with Britney Spears. She said he
was we can say that, yeah, Brittney Spears, can you believe it?
She says he was married. Now he denies his children and neglects them
for her. So they have five kids together, but he also has kids
from a previous relationship. According to her, Britney's man has ten kids and
does not support any of them. Ten That's what she says. Let's just
look at your two choices. Take care of these ten kids. That's a
lot or spend. Britney Spears money and our into thinking that I love her
and drive around in all her supercars and have an awesome time. I'm I'll
pick that one. Yeah, I'm going to Bora Bora so sounds nice.
Screaming kids can't find me there? Did you hear who he's cheating on me
with? Brad Spears? No? Really? By the way, she denied
having a mental breakdown the other night during the explosive fight at the hotel with
her boyfriend. She posted about it again. She said, I was in
my pajamas and yes i'd been crying because I hurt my foot, But no
breakdown. I'm a grown ass woman who's actually very naive in most situations.
I'm simply embarrassed they got me in my damn pajamas. I don't she ended
with this. I don't feel loved, I feel mistreated. With that said,
I'm gonna treat myself this week, cause I wonder if heard and this
boyfriend are like having issues and maybe he's sounds like it that maybe he's leaving.
I don't know. It sounds like the whole thing has been one giant
issue from this. That's true from the start. And somebody who the authority
on your own mental health is generally not you, Right, So if she
says she didn't have a mental health breakdown, I'm not taking the self diagnosis
there like a professional to do that. Did she move to Boston because that
was part of her well not yet, sort of a social media ramp before
that she was leaving I'm moving to Boston. Yeah, not yet. Did
you hear who he's cheating on me with? Like, yeah, you belonging
a looney bin? Yeah? Graham, what do you have? All Right?
I have some bad news for you guys, A little bit of a
little bit of an alert. It's rattlesnake season in the Bay Area. Rattlesnake
season has arrived. Yesterday, the East Bay Regional Park District issued a rattlesnake
advisory for all the inland parts of the Bay Area saying that his temperatures warm
up this week. You guys, I just looked ahead at the weather.
We're high eighties this weekend, high eighties in some places in the Bay Area,
at least in Napa, said eighty seven. I think on Saturday.
WHOA. That means the snakes are gonna be coming out of their winter hibernation
and they're gonna be a warm in the themselves in the sun for hot snake
summer or whatever. They they're going to go layout by the pool they are.
It's not cute. I hate snakes there, Terrified of them my biggest
fear. So be cautious. If you're out walking or hiking on trails in
the Bay Area. They say the best thing to do just leave them alone.
Move away. Should you encounter one, they say they'll let you know
with their rattle that you are too close. But should you get bitten,
don't wrap it in a tourniquit. Don't try to suck the venom out or
anything like that. You just can't tink it right. No, that's a
that's a jellyfish. If you get bit by a rattlesnake, it's it's going
to be painful and urgent. Medical care is critical. A call nine one
one. They say, lay down. Keep that area that's been bitten lower
than your heart, lower than your heart. Yeah, it's an interesting thing,
but don't try to some movies they try to suck the venom out.
Don't do that. I wouldn't want to stay there if the snake is still
there, though, you don't lay down right yet. My neighbor when I
was a kid, got bit by a rattle snake. Heard something on his
you know, his front steps in the night, and went to go see
what it was. His step right on him, bit him right leg.
He died. He's doing he's doing fine, but you do need to get
to the hospital before we wrap this up. Gram, would you like to
tell everyone what you did to snakes when you were little, when you would
find them on your property. Well, when there were ratl snakes that were,
you know, threatening me and the family, we had a shovel.
Were they really threatening you or were they just being snakes and you were just
too close to them? Well maybe we were just being humans and they were
too close to us. And what did you do to them? We had
a shovel, we used to you know, the shovel just he would chop
their heads off. It's wow wow. And now those poor little baby snakes,
I know they're orphaned. They pictures their parents. They're fine. The
JV show on Wild Night don'ta Cat Wildney for nine the Bays number one hit
music station. What do you guys think of her? Met Galla? Looks?
Not here for it? I liked them, but not for like Met
Gala? What she just was in a bathtowel. The picture that I saw,
she was in a bath towel with her towel wrapped around her head.
There was it was that one and then another one. She just wore a
giant like wet t shirt. It's on there now. But wasn't the theme
of the things like Midsummer Night's Dream or a garden party or something. Wasn't
it something? It wasn't on theme Garden of Time, I think, not
giving garden no at all. Everybody seemed to be from the looks I saw,
seemed to be some sort of whimsical gardeny thing. Is this me talking
about the met gal Yeah, I'm gonna go If you guys will excuse me,
I'm gonna go punch myself in the bathroom real quick. Before we get
are What the Belief Game? San Jose, you have a chance to meet
with Jess and Cheenie. Wait, whoa, whoa what Thursday, guys,
three pm. We're going to be at the Taco Bell in San Jose,
seven to twenty story row. Are you going to be giving away Chuck mugs?
We're gonna have some for special JV Show listeners to give your listeners especially.
I know everybody is special, but you gotta be extra special. We're
going to have some games that you have forgot it. I'll tell you the
only way to get a chuckmunk was to play What the Bleep game that we're
about to play right now. Yeah, but we're going to have some extra
We're still going to steal something fair enough. So that's the Taco Bell,
the Taco Bell on seven to twenty story Road, San Jose. Yes,
Thursday. Also, the first hundred guests will get a Taco bo branded tumblr
in sunglasses for lots of giveaway. And Sharky is going to be there,
Sharky from the Santose Shark. Yeah. Oh, can you get his autograph
for me? I will thank you. All right, let's get to it.
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done. I'm walking out. Well, let's go to your guesses. What
is the bleeped out work? Hi jab Show. This is Leila Coco from
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Jamie. So this is Rebecca from Conquered. My guess for the bleeped out
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that for me. Sometimes you walk in like, well I don't want whatever
they were having. Yeah, no, thanks, Hi JAB Show. And
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them next the JV Show on Wild ninety four nine. Hey, Bestie's and
Cheaty from the JV Show, and we want you to come and check out
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We had to record that so many times. Yeah, how many takes did
it get you guys to say hey, besties at the same time? Probably
like an hour. That was probably the easiest part of the whole So in
case you missed it, Jess and Cheaty they have an apparents Thursday, three
pm San Jose at the Taco Bell and I feel like it's just gonna be
a whole bunch of Shenanigans there, Besties. Somebody left to talk back a
minute ago, asking Cheaty if she was going to be d Jane at the
events. Considerate considerate gi Alright, let's go back to our what the bleep
game where you can win the JV Show Chuck mug So every morning seven o
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get in, here's today's clip. You know when you walk into a room
and you can smell that the couple in there before you had just got done.
Now, remember it's a family show. Okay, all guests has got
to be clean. The bleeped out word is always clean. Let's go to
your guesses. Good Morning V Show. This is Mary Befermntza. I think
the bleeped out word is burped its and worse. Hi, good morning.
This is Biggy from also prote and I'm guessing the bleep dot word is cooking.
Thank you have a good day. That's a good guess you can when
someone's cooking something very good. Guess. A lot of people guessing cooking this
morning. That's not the correct answering it The Morning JV Show. This is
Jennifer from San Jose. Is the bleeped out word showering? Showering? Using
that Irish spring much shower. Oh yeah, the whole house smells like that
Good Morning JV show it's been from San Jose. My guess is smoking smoking
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You know when you walk into a room and you can smell that the
couple in there before you had just got done smoking weed, obviously smelling.
Yes, that's it's definitely all right. Let's get some shout outs. I
mean, first and foremost to our buddy Ben and San Jose. He's gonna
be getting a JAV show. Chu, that's official. You want that?
Hey, hey, hey, bestin wait he's giving me in Santose. How
far I mean you guys are gonna be in San Jose? Right? Yeah,
seven twenty three road? There should go three? All right. Julie
from Bay Point had the correct answer. A lot of people had it correct
this morning, just not quite fast enough. Karina and Anna what's up?
Greta and Nana what's up? And Sam Manteo. They had a crack.
So did Chris in Bay Point, Sammy and San Jose. Sammy, Wait,
San Jose, Sammy, you could just head right on over to where
is that twenty story road story. Of course, three o'clock on Thursday,
meet justin g David and Richmond had a crag, so did Katrina and Martinez
Julie in Valley Springs, our buddy Kathy and Tracy had a correct and so
did Tammy from Hayward. What just know quick enough? I think some other
people are probably if I didn't shout yet, I apologize. Sometimes I can't
read my own writing. But thank you for playing. We'll do it again
tomorrow morning. Some we're fin what when you win? Make sure you check
your email. That's how we're gonna reach back out to you. Graham.
We have a couple of minutes. What else do you have here? You
know, I wanted to talk about this video and it's posted the jvshow dot
com. It's a cyber truck owner testing out one of the mini features.
Now, the cyber truck has a frunk on it. Did you guys know
that a trunk in the front. Yeah, it's a front trunk. They
call it a frunk. I didn't know that all teslas are. Yeah,
well, well you don't have a gas guzzling engine in the front. You
got a lot of space there, and so it has a rather large frunk,
and the frunk opens and closes automatically. I mean, it's the cyber
truck, dude, it's high tech right. Well, now there's a sensor
in it that is supposed to sense if there's an object blocking it from being
closed, and then at which point it will stop and open back up.
Now, there were several cyber truck owners that were putting this thing to the
test, like is it actually stopping because it seems like this thing closes kind
of hard, and people were putting different vegetables and stuff in it and it
was just slicing them right in half. Oh my god. People were worried
like, well, what apps if I get my hand or my arm or
something stuck in there. It looks like it's gonna just chop it in half.
Okay, the good folks that have addressed this in a software update that
just came out. Now the thing is going to be way more sensitive and
notice that something's there, and it's supposed to stop immediately. Okay. Now,
the video you're going to see at the jvshow dot com, you got
to watch through it because he is going to first test by putting his arm
his arm in there and it it does it. As soon as it senses
it, it it backs off. The fronk opens right back up. Something's
there. Then he tries it with his hand. It closes a little bit
of mild pressure, he says, on his hand before Nope, it opens
back up. The frunk opens back up on Madley. Now, he says
in the video, the moment you've all been waiting for. He's gonna try
his finger and he puts his finger in there. It does not sense it,
and it closes right on the thing. And you can tell because he's
recorded a video and song, he did not expect this to happen, because
it flawlessly sends that there was something there, and he he doesn't know for
a second how He's like, oh my god. You can see the look
on his face, like, oh my god, my finger is stuck in
here. Like not only is the incredibly painful way, I'm not getting this
thing out. I don't care if things have a sensor. I'm not testing
my body parts on it to make sure. This the video I could not
stop laughing about this yesterday. It's so funny, and please go watch it.
This video is having me live my best life twenty four. I am
living. I was lizing when I was watching the video. I thought it
was so funny. And that's laughing and lizying the combo there. Okay,
now the one thing that Tesla Tesla's responded, yes, yeah, hang on,
Matt. Now they say that the algorithm there is learning, so that
it thinks if you've now told it, because it told it to close on
its arm, then it told he had it close on his hand, then
its finger. He said, the algorithm thinks that you really do want the
trunk the fronk to close, like maybe there you have some grocery bags in
there, and you keep telling it, no, close closed, So it
is progressively closing harder each time. That's why it got his finger, says.
So it says it's learning and we want you really want this trunk closed.
It's gonna try harder. I want my car to have an algorithm.
Yeah, I just want to have the censor that bounces it back off and
doesn't take my finger off. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine,
let's go to the phone's weldy for nine high. Who's this? This is
Nelly and Chris Nellie and Chris Hey best, Hey, best, please,
what's that? What's going on? All right? So you are on to
play the JV show? Yep, nope, game, We are gonna get
to it in just a second. First jest, will you explain this prize?
Yep? So we have two tickets on the line. This is for
a Live Nation concert of your choice. So you actually get to pick from
a Nile Horn Show or Kaiko or Meghan Trainer. And this is all for
because we're celebrating Live Nation consert. Nice. All you gotta do is get
three out of four trivia questions correct, easy, easy, right, Yeah,
that sounds like a piece of cake. All right, well let's see
if you can get done. Here's question number one. What pizza chain builds
itself as the last honest Pizza? I'm not a pizza pizza? Well,
this is the slogan they're using their commercials. Maybe you've seen a pizza commercial
before, the last honest Pizza It is good pizza. Or just take a
guess. All right, we're gonna go with round table. Listen, listen,
Nelly smell test for yeah, did you google that? Be honest.
We're not going to take your point away, you know, Chris is here
he's my son, and he said he's doing a circle and he's saying round,
So okay, a little fishy, all right? Question number two,
A cape cod is a cocktail that's just simply cranberry juice. And what kind
of heart alcohol that one? I don't know either. I'm not this vodka.
Yeah, all right, now we know. I'll be honest. I
can't google that fat so okay, fair enough, fair enough, Just doesn't
he wanted? Question number three, what is the name of the group of
kids that Peter Pan leads in Neverland, The Last Boys? Yeah, because
I don't really watch I've never watched Peter Pan, but still I'm gonna go
Lost Boys, all right? Watch the number four Encore Recovery and Relapse or
just a few of the albums by what legendary rapper? What is the second
one Recovery? I don't know what was it? Lars Eminem was the correct
answer. But you still want job tickets to a live nation concert of your
choice. Congrats, good shout out to my fiance Julia Noel, my daughter.
These tickets are for you, right, all right? Congrats, I'm
gonna put you on hold. Cheties and a pick up lea all your options
and you just pick which Live Nation show you want to go to. Okay,
thank you, You're very welcome. Hang on there, Gramm. We
have some shout out we do Selena. Listen up to this one because it
says I got a DM and says, Hi, my name is Kayrie or
Kiri, and I want to make a special request for a happy birthday shout
out. If Selena can shout out my niece Emma Claudio. She's a huge
fan of the JV show, loves listening to Selena in the morning's on her
way to school. Did she get her ears checked? No? No,
I'm kidding if you could do this Tuesday May seventh, that she is turning
ten years old and this is from her tea again Kiri, Kayrie, I
hope I'm saying that right and her mommy we love her so much. Thanks
in advance. So, oh my gosh, shower out Slida. Hey birthday
Emma. Now listen here, listen here the big one. Oh that is
no joke. Ten years old, you are officially double digits. We hope
you have the best day at school and might I say you have really good
taste. Happy birthday up. Yeah, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna
give that one a double all right. Another DM here says, Hey Graham,
I was wondering if you could give my stepdaughter and Marie Rose a happy
belated fourteenth birthday. She's a sinko DeMaio baby. We're from Napa. We
listen to you guys every morning on our way to school. Good in Spanish.
Ooh, not a lot of not a lot of excitement there, all
right. We want to tell her thank you for being such a loving and
caring daughter. That's from your dad and Gabby. We love you very much.
So happy fourteenth birthday and Marine Roads at a birthday today. It's all
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or visit sleepworld dot com. So there's been a shooting at Drake's house.
Police in Toronto announced early this morning that they responded to reports of a shooting
at two oh nine am local time. One person was shot. It was
not Drake. We don't even know if he was home at the time or
if he was, you know, in the area. But it was a
member of his security team. So that person was transported to the hospital with
what's being called serious injuries. Hopefully they're gonna be able to pull through the
suspect, whoever, it was flood and a fugle. We don't have any
other info. There hasn't been a description or anything released. People at first
thought that it was a shooting just near Drake's house, but it seems that
the shooting was explicitly tied to Drake because there's a video going a round officers
on his property. Things are taped off. Now people want to know if
it's tied to his beef with Kendrick Lamar. Police won't give an official answer
on that just yet. I think they're gonna be doing a news conference later
this morning. I don't know if it's tied to Kendrick. It could have
been anyone. I mean, Drake's house isn't necessarily a secret. It's very
well known. It's been in magazines. Kendrick used it on the cover art
for one of his songs. It could have just been like a crazy Kendrick
fan. I read that Drake's Ovio shop in London was also vandalized, So
like, fans are clearly just taking this way too far. So who knows,
We'll just we'll let you know when that police conference does happen. Right
now, though, let's talk about Giselle bunched in not happy at all about
the jokes that were made on Tom Brady's roast. So this is on Netflix,
go watch it. Hilarious. One person not laughing though, that's Giselle.
A lot of the jokes that were made were about her, their failed
marriage, her getting with her jiu jitsu instructor. Here's what a source told
people. As always, Jaselle's priority is to support her children who were affected
by the irresponsible contents that was broadcasted this past week. Jaselle has been tirelessly
dedicated to aiding those in need in her home state of Rio Grande do Soul
in Brazil, which is grappling with the worst flooding in history. She was
concerned about family affected by the devastating floods, so to hear her life being
joked about was very disappointing. I called that yesterday, I mean I brought
that up. How do you do you ahead? Of time clear this with
her and and your kids. They're going to hear some stuff about mom.
They're gonna hear some stuff about your relationship, and it's gonna be no holds
barred. Well, yeah, Tom clearly didn't clear anything with them. As
for Chiselle, because even even Tom was up there looking really uncomfortable, like
I had said, but he would still like manage to find humor or in
it. You know, does that doesn't seem like the type of person who
could joke about things. She has more serious. She was more serious at
times, But I mean, I guess I don't know. I still wonder
if he he had to have said something right this thing is coming up,
you know, like he's smart enough to know that. I mean that,
like she's gonna get brought into this a bunch. But all you can say
is that, hey, the roast is coming up. You don't know what
exactly is going to be said, and how vulgar it can get and how
oh yeah, how mean it can found. You know, they've done a
million of these roasts, you know. By the way it happened. Nikki
Glacer, who did an amazing job on the roast she was on with Howard
Stern yesterday. He asked her, like, Hey, was there anything off
limits? Did Netflix tell you like there's certain things you could not joke about
with Tom Brady? She says that wasn't the case. But collectively, all
the roasters, did you know, agree on one thing. I think we
all collectively just decided not to involve his kids too much in anything because they
didn't ask for that. So any kind of reference to anything with that we
left off the table. So I couldn't say, you know, you know,
Tom, hopefully we make out at the after party, you can pretend
I'm your son. I don't remember that kiss. Uh huh. That was
good, and I, like her, said, we collectively decided yeah,
right, Netflix told you don't say anything about the kids because the run up,
She says, So I couldn't say, well, you could, but
you guys agreed not to yet you were told nothing about the kids. So
she said that there was a lot of her material that didn't make the final
cut, like she had you know, she didn't mention anything about CTE Graham.
There were like other roasters there joking about players that had CTE air and
Hernandez got brought up quite a few times his fiance is pissed by the way,
like lived that this would air on Netflix. Yeah, I mean it
is. It's a roast. Nothing's off limit. It's a rose. If
you were in any way connected to that person, you might catch a stray
bullet and the thing you might catch a straight and it it happens, and
like, the things are going to be off color and very edgy. And
you have to understand that it's a stand up comedy and its humor. But
when it gets real personal, I understands part of it. Yeah, my
feelings too. I think any of us would be it'd be tough to laugh
all that stuff off. Graham, what do you have? All right?
The baffling bevy of Boeing bizarreness has continued in a mystery we at the JV
Show twenty twenty four investigative news desk have dubbed the Boeing U Knowing And this
morning's entry comes to us from yesterday's Boeing star Liner rocket launch. Things supposed
to be delivering a couple of astronauts to the International Space Station. Well,
I don't know if you guys saw the launch was scheduled for last night.
I was on the edge of my seat. I was counting down. I
was excited to see this thing takeoff. But in typical Boeing fashion, as
something went wrong with the spacecraft and they had to scrub the entire thing.
They say it was called off due to a stuck on the spacecraft somewhere.
Whatever that means. The star Liner's next possible launch opportunity, I guess is
tonight, but there's no word yet if they have successfully duct taped that valve
back on or not. Yesterday would have marked the first crude flight for Boeing's
star Liner, which has already faced years of setbacks and delays. This was
a big moment. They were finally going to do it, and then all
that pesky valve. They're focusing on the wrong things. They have so many
flights and airplanes that they needed. If it was a flight, they still
would have took off with that stuff. Now, Oh yeah, Spirit,
they should just let Spirit Airlines handle as launch. They would have sent that
thing right up, no problem. Charged the astronauts a couple lecture bucks for
their bags, lead room, legroom fee, glass of water fee. Yeah,
but yeah, so we'll see. I don't know. I haven't heard
yet. I have to read up and see if they're gonna be able to
get this thing off the ground later today. I hope they don't just scraft
the entire thing. Nice job boeing anything else. I do have one quick
thing, listen to this mystery. Guys, the our investigative news desk might
have to try to tackle this one, because they say there are mystery wads
of cash showing up in one Ohio city's bathrooms right now. Somebody found this
past week, somebody found twenty thousand dollars in a bathroom out of a local
theater there, and they say it was not just sitting out in the open.
It was in a spot where you definitely had to look for it.
An employee of that theater found it. I don't know when they were cleaning
maybe or something. It was hidden in there. And later that same day
someone found ten thousand dollars in a bathroom out of KFC and again it was
They say it was hidden in a way that you would have had to known
it was there to look for. It wasn't just laying there sitting behind a
trash can or something. Police right now have no idea where the money came
from or who it was going for. Do you guys have any theories about
this? A toilet wad of cash? Maybe it's somebody rich who is like,
doesn't have a lot of time left and they just want to do something
good and give them money out to people I don't know, or somebody stole
the money, but you wouldn't just be hiding it in rundo places. I
think it's probably a drug deal. Can I throw a story drug deal?
Can I throw a couple quick shout outs in a lot of Can someone go
back nine and a half months or whatever your formula is and figure out what
ten months roughly, what was happening then? Because there are a lot of
birthdays, I'm just gonna go through them really quick. I sorry, I
can't read everybody's full message, but I want to give a happy belated shout
out to Ella July. Yeah, oh was it? A lot of fireworks
are going off that night, A lot a lot of fireworks. That makes
perfect sense. Got a drinking and fireworks, all right, Happy belated birthday
to Elliott. He turned fourteen yesterday or maybe the day before. I'm not
exactly sure, but that's from Mom, Jamie and Napa. I said they
love the show and miss JV like the Dickens. I haven't heard anybody use
that expression. I understand in a while. All right, but happy belated
birthday to Elliott Tondle that one, and then really quick enough they're very happy
tenth birthday. Shout out to Amani and that is from Mom, Vicki and
Dad, So happy happy birthday. The JV Show on Wild ninety four nine.
First Jess How was justin Timberlake. It was so much fun. First
of all, I do want to shout out some JV show listeners that came
up to me, Whitney and Milton and Ashley and Luna. By the way,
Whitney and Milton came up to me while I was like crushing some wings
and I probably had sauce all over. But thank you for not judging me.
He's gonna be performing again tonight. Right, okays, everyone check it
out justin Timberlake. I do have a question for you, guys, because
I noticed this a lot last night, and I'm wondering how you feel about
it. People facetiming others while at a concert. Oh my god, I
hate it. I hate it. That's even worse than recording the cast.
I will agree with you on that, and I am a concert recorder.
I don't know why people do it because I don't even think you can see
it clearly on your screen. You can't, nobody, Laggy, the audience
is terrible. Can't we just enjoy things in the moment? Just enjoy it?
We can enjoy your time there. Put your phone away, look around,
enjoy talk to some people, have fun, have a draink, have
some wings, like, just enjoy yourself. You don't need to record every
moment. Well, I saw it happening multiple times, like at least five
people. Who are the people on the other end? That's like, hey,
makes you FaceTime me? I want to see him do the moonwalk or
whatever he does these days. Seems even want to see it through FaceTime.
This seems like something you would do, Selena, though if you were a
you're a big facetimer. Wouldn't have you ever facetimed someone from a concert,
like, oh my god, look where I'm at? No, I posted
to my story like a normal person. Also unnecessary, That is not unnecessariety.
Some people go on live and do the concert. I don't understand either.
They're live stream. Yeah, I can see that too. Oh my
gosh, if you're at home watching the live stream from somebody's phone of a
concert and you're just hearing that person scream the entire time or the people around
them scream the entire time. Oh So, how was the justin though?
Because I think a lot of people were like, you know, is he
gonna be giving like old man up there now? Or does he still got
it? You know, I think he still has it. He was,
they got it, He still got it? Okay, he was moving around
yet his full choreography on point, I will say his performance was really good.
There were some newer songs that I didn't know, which I you know,
I hate being like that one person that's like not singing along. Yeah,
but loved his old stuff. He did an amazing job. He had
a lot of you know, visuals that went along with a choreography, which
I love to see and I love when artists do this. So I loved
it. And was his wife backstage making sure that no females gone back there?
She was I think, so okay walking back there because he was up
there looking like he was having no fun. What am I supposed to do
after the show? Great? Yeah, it was so much fun. But
it was one of those things where I was having fun in the moment,
and then once it ended, I thought about being here at work in the
morning, and I would kill Yeah, wee can I? Concerts are tough
for us, Selena? Can we side borrow from me? Were you offered
the JT tickets here from work? I was not. Yeah, I didn't
get offered any Can I sig borrow? Cheaty? Real good chat? Did
you get offered JT tickets here at work? I did? What? Did
what in the world? Because you guys had left that day? What do
you mean are you until two o'clock every day? Maybe you guys guys had
to stay till like two thirty. We were probably in a media stay minutes
extra. Yeah. So they were just walking around like tickets yeah here because
they always said, because they always send out an email. This is not
passing the snow test for me, not an email. It was just oh,
I see in the hall, wait you want to get But it was
a good show. It was I recommend and hopefully tonight it's just as great
as it was last night. And it's an SAP Center ring. All right,
Sophia got those tickets I mean Graham, and I know how anybody They
just hand them out in the hallway. Now, Graham, do we have
shout outs here? We do? I got one quick shout out mom,
and my DM says, could you guys please wish my daughter a happy birthday
May seventh? Please say happy seventh birthday, Amaya. We love you,
sweetams. And she's turning seven on the seventh. Love Mom. That's from
mom, soyco so happy Happy birthday, Amaya, Happy birthday. The JV
Show on Wild ninety four nine, we were just talking about justin Timberlake because
he performs last night at SAP sent Our. Jess you went, oh yeahohit,
bhoshit. I wasn't ready for that. He is gonna go yeah bullshoes.
It's gonna be performing again tonight. But we have someone on the talkbacks
who's also there last night, Es Morning guys, Amanda from NAPA. A
voice is scratchy because I was just in Timberland last night too. It was
such a bitch a show. He put on such a great performance. It's
just on your feet, hella good. The only thing is is I don't
want to ever buy drinks at a concert ever again. One is and that
was enough. They're so expensive, but he was fire. He was so
good, super just energetic. It was the best. So fun goods had
a good time. Oh yeah, how much is a drink? Oh?
I agree? I spent forty dollars on two. So there's that. You
can't go to a concert these days thinking like you're gonna get a buzz there.
You gotta go, you gotta because it is Yeah, same thing when
I went to Chase Center for that comedy show a while back. I we
bought four beers and it was one hundred bucks. I was like, possible.
Yeah about that? All right, Graham, So what is viral on
TikTok? Right now? You are a TikTok spokesperson. It's not just TikTok
all social media is okating this question man versus bear? Obviously I could fight
a bear with my bare hands and win, no problem. So that's one
for the men. And there was that one guy named Bear Grills right,
he was an adventually he was part bear and part man. I don't know
who he would choose here. It's actually not a fight between a man or
a bear. It's a question, a hypothetical question that's being posed to women
right now, and ladies, I want to hear your answer. Here's the
question. It's very simple. Would you rather be alone in the woods with
a man or with a bear? A bear? Ye? Bear? Really?
Yeah? Why? Because a bear, if they're gonna kill you,
they're gonna kill you, like instantly. Yeah. And if a man's gonna
kill you, the man is probably you know, not right in the head,
and they're gonna make it. He doesn't want to kill you, what
odds are He's a sweet, gentle person, don't know what he wants to
just spit some cheesy pick up lines and I mean yeah and say, hey,
nice to meet you. I'm gonna go hide what The bear just goes
fishing, doesn't even bother you at all? Bears air, I think,
yeah, I think I'd rather be trapped with some man. Wow, I'll
take my chances. The debate raised on this because a lot of women online
are with just and cheaty on this. They just say that the they know
one of the I guess pieces of I don't know logic here if this is
a logical explanation, But some people are some ladies are saying, you know
what you're gonna get with the bear, like you know what the danger is.
With a guy, it's it's unknown. You don't know what what the
danger is, and so they'd rather take the they'd rather take the knowing of
what the danger is. I when the danger is the bear eating you alive?
Why would you pick that one? You don't move and they can't see
you. That's not true. That that's actually let's not trust our wildlife expert
here Jess from Selena's Bears can see you. You can't outrun a bear.
A bear is faster than you. It can and you can't climb a tree
to get away from it. It's a better climber than you. It's also,
I don't know, maybe two hundred times stronger than you. So if
it wants to take a swipe at you, your head's gonna fly off your
body. Yeah, but I don't know. Just I don't feel like a
man. I can out smart pretty easily. There you go, good point,
You know, like a serial killer. I didn't say serial killers.
Ad amazing. Yeah, but it's a man. You don't know if it's
a good man or a bad man. If you think there's such thing as
a good bear, well, there's some cute looking pretty good. He's out
there putting out forest fires. Uh yeah, I mean, I guess just
to your point, you don't know if it's a serial killer. What percentage
of men are serial killers? I think a very smart it's probably point zero
zero zero zero zero zero. Yeah, it's like it's it's just it's quite
If you find a bear in the woods, you're like, Okay, the
bear belongs here. What is a single random man doing in the wood We're
hiking? What are you doing out there? I don't know, I means
to me, I mean, you know, the greater debate is it is,
you know, a sad commentary on society when so many women would select
a bear over another exact being because a bear could obviously kill you if it
wanted to. We're more afraid of men, right, We're at kind of
a sad point, if that is your your answer. But yeah, I
don't know. I'm taking them. Yeah, I'm gonna take a chance there
might be out there with the human because they you know, odds are that
ninety you know, whenever they do a study, ninety point, you know,
ninety something percent of people are inherently good people. So I'm going with
the ninety something percent. I need to see how many people are killed by
a bear a year and how many people are killed by men in a year.
Those are different, different circumstances, different circumstances and encounters. This is
you who are in the woods alone with one of them. Did you guys
hear about this bill that could force stores to close the self checkout lines?
I saw that headline you tell, so this is currently being proposed. It
would prohibit grocery stores or retail drugs stores from offering self checkout options unless meaning
if and only if these following conditions are met are met. Excuse me,
checkouts are limited to ten items or less, which target is already doing.
Okay, at least one manual staff checkout station is available, so you're still
going to have at least, you know, one employee. They're bringing things
up. I never understand that when you have a human working a self checkout
thing, let's just go back to regular checkout. What are we doing?
You have a person there working. Well. They want to cut down on
the thievery, so they actually want a lot more people working at the self
service stations. They're saying that one employee for every two self service checkout stations
to keep a better eye I guess on what is actually going on. They're
also saying that every employee working these stations has to be relieved from all other
duties. Their only focus is making sure people do not steal or to help
them with the What if I need to ask them where something is in the
store, Please tell me where this is located? Ask someone else again.
This all goes back to when we talk about this with AI and things like
that, is what's the motivation for a company using AI? Is it to
make your experience better? Or is it to save them from having a human
employee and having to pay that human employee salary and benefits and things like that,
And the majority of the time it's to save the company. Self checkout
is no different self checkout. Is it to make your shopping experience better or
is it to save them money? It's to save them money. Is your
experience like do you guys prefer self checkout over regular checkout? Like? Do
you think you get in and out of the store quicker? I have the
opposite. The item doesn't scan, then you have to call over the person.
The second you have to call over the person to scan something or doesn't
scan, I'm right back to regular checkout. You know, if I have
complicated things like produce and have to punch in numbers and stuff, I'm just
gonna go to a person. But sometimes I'll go in there for like a
quick little you know, little ghost energy or something like. I don't want
to be stuck in the line and talk to a person and I just't wanna
get my drink and then go. Look, I totally understand that, but
the majority of the time, the self checkout line moves so slowly because the
people in front of me. Now I have one quick thing and yeah,
I don't want to talk to anyone, I want to scan it and go.
But the people in front of me, they got all kinds of stuff
and guess who doesn't. Every time, it looks like they're using this thing
for the first time, Like have you guys ever used one of these before?
And you're always goes by so much faster. Oh, mine's furious.
I get why they're doing this because people will steal everything, so they're cracking
dead. Listen, if you steal yes, I'm talking to you driving right
now, They're going to make it really hard for you to start doing that
they're trying. They found that they were losing more money than, you know,
than they were saving by not having a human employee, which means a
lot of money worth a lot of money is going out the door. Hopefully
people will start getting more jobs now though these people that can still like I
could never even bring myself in my target. I'm like, oh my god,
they're watching me. I'm like so paranoid. Yeah, just ringing in
my regular items. I'm like, oh my gosh, do I look suspicious?
I know? Did I actually wait? Did I type in the correct
number of bags? I make eye contact with the camera. I said three
bags, but I really need four. I'm going to jail. I'm getting
re arrested. Have you ever tried to like search for a certain like produce
item but you can't find it, so you just pick like one that's close
to it? Like, Am I going to get in trouble for this?
Yeah? Oh my god, my nerves. The JV Show on Wild ninety
four nine, Good morning, It's just Adam from San Jose and I just
want to give a shout out to Graham, Chess, Selena and Katy.
You guys every day are putting out them good vibes, and I just really
want to appreciate you guys and the whole bay. Appreciate you and thank you
guys. I know you guys got your own stuff going on, but every
day you continue to come on here every day every morning put out those goodbbes,
make us laugh, make us feel good. I appreciate you all,
just keeping with your thing. Love you guys. Oh, thank you so
much. Nice talk. Okay, thank you so much. Yeah? Thanks
all right. So let's not only fans. I came across this study,
I guess to find out which states had the most only fans creators. Cheenie,
why are you smiling so hard? Because I'm about to get into how
much money on average these you know, creators are making as well. So
according to this, the state with the most creators on OnlyFans is Connecticut.
Wow, this has got to be adjusted by population, right, because the
state with the most only fans creators has to be California. We're the most
positivest what I thought, but it says here they found that Connecticut was a
state that returns the highest number of results, with twenty four hundred and sixty
four accounts. So I think they're going based off accounts there. I just
I can't find any scenario where that's not a little kind of shocking to me
too. I think state would have more only fans creators than California. We're
the most populous state. Let's see, Nevada was the second highest, and
then Hawaii, North Dakota, Maine, Iowa, New Hampshire, Indiana,
Florida, and Colorado top five. That surprising. It's got to be the
metric has to be adjusted by population. What I really want to talk about,
though, is how much money according to this report, that creators are
making on average. So South Carolina made the most money on average, with
these creators making fourteen hundred sixty dollars per month from their profiles on average.
That's on average. Wow, that's better than I thought. Because we hear
people about you know, you hear these one offs about people that are making
a fortune, but you have to figure the majority of people on there are
making scraps. But that's a state that makes the most money. Now,
if we go over to Connecticut that has you know, the highest number of
creators according to the study, they see on average four hundred twenty seven or
they say that's the median number four hundred twenty seven a month. Is that
enough money for you guys only? I don't think even fifteen hundred a month
is enough to convince me that I should be on OnlyFans. You want some
of those states, like not the Bay Area. In some of those states,
you're paying your rent and then some with that money. With fifteen hundred
bucks, I guess if you look at it like that, it's a little
more. But like if I'm going to show off the goods, yeah,
okay, I need to be making in the tens of thousands, like literally
making snow angels with your cash at home. Thank you. But you have
to build your following. You're not a huge celebrity going over there that's instantly
going to cash in, like, you have to build it up. It's
like with anything on social media. If you want to be an influencer,
there's a day when you have one follower, just one, and then you
grow from there and some days sorry, that's the sorry, that's the way
it works. If you want to be on the path to making thirty grand
a month, you are going to start with just one subscriber if you're lucky,
and then it's going to grow that content better be good? So awkward?
Four hundred dollars too? Like, no, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it. So what is the dollar amount per month that you'd
have to make because everything has a price, like a million. I don't
even think I would you, Like, you'd only do that for twelve in
a family and if no one knew, No, you have all these things
you right here now that I'm going to show your face. Uh, you
don't have to show your face. Nobody cares about that anyway, somebody else
or no, can you pretend to be someone like if you don't show your
face, like, I mean, nobody know to you. You don't,
Like Graham said, you have to build up your following. How else are
you going to get the followers and subscribers if you're not out there promoting it.
I don't get if your fans only fan you need to be posting the
link to it on your Instagram. I'm out. Yeah, I know.
So there's no amount of million a million million a month. If you were
making a million a month, we could come on here and say just from
the JV show. No, Well, I wouldn't be here if I was
making a million mill What I mean, I'd be talking about you why you
left the show? Yeah, you know what, I'd be laughing in my
mansion and it wouldn't matter at that point. But if you were just some
random jest not from the JV show, no offense, Like, how would
you have all these subscribers like you kind of need the show? Yeah,
you have to do something nasty. How do you get yourself to the top
of the algorithm? Right, I'm back out. Why did you sound so
disgusting? Because it is because you think about what the thing is gottest.
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bailed last minutes on the met Gala, despite teasing her look and how iconic
it was going to be. Apparently she came down with the flu. So
no Rihanna at yesterday's met Gala, but still a lot of other epic looks.
Again, if you want you think that's what a wise grim. You
don't want to be squeezing into one of those type cinched up things if you
are battling the bubbly tummy. So if you want to go see some other
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a cinch waist because Kim Kardashian again wearing what has to be the tightest corset
ever. Her waist was so teeny tiny, very reminiscent of her twenty nineteen
met Gala look, because she also wore a teeny tiny corset. Yeah,
then as well. I feel like yesterday's was even smaller. I read reports
that she had a nineteen inch waist last night. There's no do you know
how small that is? That's like, that sounds painful, Like you could
it looked painful, and I could like wrap. That's like my hands would
go all the way around her waist. I mean that's not no, I
mean impossible. It was possible last night. If you want to go see
the photos again, they're on our site. But that's exactly why people are
upset with her, because you are basically doing what's not normal, setting these
unrealistic beauty standards. She's standing there, can she can barely walk. You
can tell she's like struggling to breathe, and everyone's like, oh my god,
Kim so beautiful snapping photos and we're like applauding her for this. I
don't. I'm people are very upset. I don't then be upset at social
media. Social media. It does that social media too, Yeah, well
that does. That's the biggest culprint in setting unrealistic expectations. Yaf Kim Kardashian
and every woman has been doing Every female celebrity's been doing this for the most
part for years, like this doesn't I don't know. I'm less. I
don't get bothered by it when it's like not really these crazy Met Gala looks,
I don't. Yeah, I don't know. One more thing on the
met Did you guys see any of the pictures floating around of Katie Perry at
the met gala? I don't know who started this, but she wasn't there
yesterday, so everyone started generating AI pictures of her in different outfits on the
carpet and they look so real. You can see some of them at the
jbshow dot com. Even Katie's mom fell for it. Katie posted a text
message from her mom. I guess they call her a feather. I don't
know why, but Katie's mom said feather, I didn't know you went to
the Mets. What a gorgeous gown. You look like the Rose Parade.
You are your own float. They're very I mean, you look real.
Not only do they look real, they're very on theme for the event.
She already looked so good. It's a pretty good look. I mean,
you don't even have to go to the Met gallony. I got a check.
And that's an interesting point. Some reason I feel like she wouldn't be
But sorry, Katie, remember she's busy with idol and things. Who knows,
Graham, what do you have in trendy? Do we go back to
kim kay when they squeeze you into one of those corsets? Uh? Do
they just like you got to squeeze everything out? How do they even do
that? How did they sense it that tight? I honestly don't know where
her insides went. They have to like even they have to like move them
somewhere else. Yeah, even like even a normal person, the skinny you
can't suck in that much to get it, to get your waist to be
that small. Do you think that she's like getting for everything in your body's
getting forced out? I don't know how she was able to like, go
to the ladies room. You think she was wearing the diaper? I think
you'd have to Oh, but then that would have made well, yeah,
actually, maybe we're one of those contraptions. Gram Let's get in one of
your stories, all right, listen to this, you guys. A couple
in Texas just basically defied some pretty major odds because they just gave birth to
identical quadruplet girls. Say. The odds of that happening about one in fifteen
million, which I thought it would be way more unlikely than that. I
thought it'd be more like winning the powerball odds identical quadruplets, but that is
still one if fifteen million is still pretty long odds. The babies were delivered
via c section at twenty nine weeks, so Hannah, Grace, Lucy,
Marie, Rebecca Claire, and Petra Anne. They are not the only kids
in the family. The couple already has two kids, a three a three
year old, and a one and a half year old. So this couple,
they're in for it. They're gonna have six kids under four years old,
which is crazy. They say they were not trying to get pregnant,
but they were very excited to give their their two kids, another sibling.
But they said, quote, holy moley, when they saw four babies on
the ultrasound, someone get her an underbag eye endorsement or something. I mean,
can you imagine having I can't imagine having quadruplets. But then they're all
identical. Yeah, that'd be so confusing. I know which one are you
again? Who are you? You're Lucy Marie? Okay, like'd you know,
like bracelets on them or something to tell them apart. They say there's
seventy two documented cases of what they call spontaneous identical quadruplets and medical history.
Spontaneous meaning that they were conceived without IVF for some sort of reproductive assistance.
They were conceived ashally, which is crazy. The JV Show on Wild ninety
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