WEBVTT 1 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:26.160 Six am on the damn button, mister sixty nine recording as an eligible receiver. 2 00:00:29.679 --> 00:00:31.600 I didn't say it was a good joke, I said, I got 3 00:00:31.920 --> 00:00:35.719 you. You actually said it was a dumb joke. Yeah. My whole 4 00:00:35.759 --> 00:00:37.799 rundown for the week is right in front of me, and that's the only 5 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:44.759 sentence that's written. And away we go. This is the damn downbeat, 6 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:48.479 the dirty, damn downbeat. We are having some live local laughs here on 7 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:54.399 ninety seven to one the freak. My name is Michael Siroy Daniel Bayless. 8 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:59.840 Welcome in, My buddy is sitting five and a half feet to my left, 9 00:01:00.399 --> 00:01:04.439 even oh, announcing himself as he enters a room, It is Kevin 10 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:10.200 Turner, sitting nine feet directly across the table from me. Good morning, 11 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:14.200 boys, how are we doing? Welcome back boys? Thank you. Sick 12 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:17.879 man, dude, it's uh. I think there's something that all listeners can 13 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:22.840 relate to. Being sick well yeah, but also being off for like the 14 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:27.079 better portion of a month and then getting sick. The one day that you 15 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:32.079 have like circled on your calendar is this is you know return dates? Yeah, 16 00:01:32.120 --> 00:01:38.879 not only is it the biggest fear coming back after an elongated time off 17 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:44.079 because you I know we've talked about this. You forget you think that you've 18 00:01:44.120 --> 00:01:47.159 forgotten how to do your job. Yes, you have that panics like you 19 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.280 and you walk in it's like turn on the microphone. I needs mucking. 20 00:01:51.040 --> 00:01:53.680 Yeah, I don't know anything. I'm so stupid and I don't know how 21 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:57.920 to do this. I think everybody suffers from that. Everybody though I don't 22 00:01:57.920 --> 00:02:00.120 know, No, I do by every metric. We probably don't know how 23 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:04.519 to do our job. It's just us really, there's real habit. We've 24 00:02:04.519 --> 00:02:07.960 also figured out that everybody's just winging it in life too, and nobody really 25 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:13.560 knows what they're doing. Yes, also very very true. But then you 26 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:16.439 compound that with that twinge that you get in your throat a couple three days 27 00:02:16.479 --> 00:02:20.639 before you're supposed to return, and you're praying to Jesus, yes, please, 28 00:02:20.680 --> 00:02:23.520 God, don't let me get sick to miss the grand return. Yes, 29 00:02:23.560 --> 00:02:27.360 and not only you, but Skin had it too. And Skin's going 30 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:30.000 to miss today as well. I think he's missing all week. He's tested 31 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:35.439 positive for something real bad. Yeah, big flu. I don't want to 32 00:02:35.520 --> 00:02:40.400 violate any hippo laws, but is it flu? Big flu? There's two. 33 00:02:40.520 --> 00:02:45.879 There's two flu flu a and there's Spanish flu or is it flu b? 34 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:49.840 It's Spanish fly I believe. Okay, that's from the Beastie Boys video. 35 00:02:50.240 --> 00:02:54.800 And he's got him both, yes, all hitting him at once. 36 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:58.560 You're right, I don't know for he's asleep though, he's all hopped up 37 00:02:58.560 --> 00:03:01.759 on mess. He's got flew a. That's what he said. I texted 38 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:06.000 him last night and to check in on him, and he said he's feeling 39 00:03:06.039 --> 00:03:08.080 good. And he said his temp never got above ninety nine yesterday. That's 40 00:03:08.120 --> 00:03:13.479 to go with his normal medical woes. Yeah, and yes, that he 41 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:15.680 deals with. Yeah. What a wreck of a man. Mm hmm. 42 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:21.639 He is grumbling. We were loosely talking about a station dead. I was 43 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:27.000 talking about a No Deadpool draft yesterday and the first pick, dude, how 44 00:03:27.039 --> 00:03:29.879 great would that be? Run to the podium, ten teams, ten draft 45 00:03:29.919 --> 00:03:31.520 picks. No, I love it. I don't care. I love it. 46 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:35.280 That don't make people. Man, I'm like Steven holding him back, 47 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:38.560 you know, trying to keep it from picking Manzell. That'll go viral. 48 00:03:38.639 --> 00:03:40.800 And he just has a little note card with his skin on it. And 49 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:46.800 skin would be honored to be the one one and he's like, what's he 50 00:03:46.919 --> 00:03:51.280 what skin like fifty five? Skout your age, he's fifty two fifty two. 51 00:03:51.400 --> 00:03:53.120 I mean, dude, there's forty eight points right there just for the 52 00:03:53.199 --> 00:03:57.039 take, right, because you subtract. You got it. Mom's the information 53 00:03:57.159 --> 00:04:00.719 you you've you've got the scouting process. Yes, Like that's just intens maybe 54 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:06.360 insider trading a little bit a problem. Like I think if you see the 55 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:11.199 head of the PGA Tour j Monahan's head get chopped off, maybe that's a 56 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:14.159 guy you draft. You know, you're thinking it could happen. Yeah, 57 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:17.680 he's in some or like partially chopped off. Yeah, well half of his 58 00:04:17.879 --> 00:04:20.800 yes, but he's still alive. Then you gotta draft him quick, like 59 00:04:20.839 --> 00:04:25.600 oh god, it's he got an hour and then it goes this thing by 60 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:28.759 by lunch and then we call it off at holiday break next year, and 61 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:32.720 then the losers got to do Big d and why big freaking way up here 62 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:38.680 because he has fun ideas and then he throws in right at the end. 63 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:42.279 You also have to watch the Tonys. This is you gotta do the dow 64 00:04:42.360 --> 00:04:46.279 Year's Eve. You gotta do if you lose, like Mike Siroy's big freak 65 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:50.319 rocking New Year's Eve for three hours from nine to midnight, from nine to 66 00:04:50.399 --> 00:04:54.639 mid night up here, you just gotta come do it. He's great at 67 00:04:54.680 --> 00:04:59.680 coming up with the games, the prizes or the punishments. Not your not 68 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:02.560 your A line of expertise. I don't know. I think I'm pretty good 69 00:05:02.560 --> 00:05:05.199 a lot of things. Yeah, I'm just saying a lot of things. 70 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:09.759 But that's not one of them. Oh well, you know that's debatable. 71 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:13.199 Well that's what we're doing. We're actually, well, that's two. It's 72 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:16.040 one in this room, but out there, out there the text I'm saying, 73 00:05:16.040 --> 00:05:23.439 millions of people think this is a great Kevin idea. Like somebody that 74 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:28.160 came up with the floor, came up with a great concept for a game 75 00:05:28.240 --> 00:05:31.639 show. Then they were smart and handed it off to the idea. The 76 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:35.120 idea guy that came up with the prize, hold off on the floor. 77 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:41.120 That's today's most important thing in the world. Yes, okay, maybe the 78 00:05:41.160 --> 00:05:45.120 greatest game show slash TV show of all time. From here last night, 79 00:05:45.199 --> 00:05:50.160 thirty minutes stick around, forty four minutes of Rob Low. We're ready to 80 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:54.800 declare this thing is top shelf all time. It's gonna be a lot of 81 00:05:55.079 --> 00:06:00.000 pants damage. And here talking about rob Low good gravy. That guy's sexy. 82 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.959 We were talking about the game show and all Danny was writing in the 83 00:06:03.000 --> 00:06:09.399 text was how hot rob Lan you said you wanted? This is what you 84 00:06:09.439 --> 00:06:13.920 said. I read it. I'll stand by. He's scrolling and he's got 85 00:06:13.959 --> 00:06:18.319 it. He's so good looking. If he were to manipulate himself in the 86 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:26.160 bathtub, I would go in there and lick up the drain. I remember 87 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:31.839 that one verbatim. I remember he really was excited lick up the drain as 88 00:06:34.639 --> 00:06:45.399 that the gig the game and also Saltburn weird movie. Did you watch it? 89 00:06:46.120 --> 00:06:47.920 Yeahs that got the bathtubs. You're not gonna want to watch it with 90 00:06:47.959 --> 00:06:51.839 your family. I watched the trailer and I was kind of fired up. 91 00:06:51.839 --> 00:06:55.199 I'm like, I want to watch this. But then that was tense about 92 00:06:55.240 --> 00:06:59.759 this bathtub scene. Is it just a solo bathtub scene or is it there 93 00:07:00.160 --> 00:07:02.800 involved? Uh? Well not really yeah, not in that scene. No, 94 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:06.560 okay, uh, definitely a movie that went on for fifty minutes too 95 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:11.000 long, But that's you know, do we need to just get movies all 96 00:07:11.040 --> 00:07:15.360 down to about forty minutes? All everyone does a bitch about how long they 97 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:17.439 are. So let somebody go over the top. Let's have a movie that's 98 00:07:17.439 --> 00:07:21.839 about the length of a sit or an hour long CBS show. I think 99 00:07:21.879 --> 00:07:26.720 everything has to be faster now. I do too, world and time is 100 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:30.000 currency too, you know, especially like for me, Like I'll look at 101 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:32.040 Netflix and I'll go, man, I really want to watch that, And 102 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:36.879 if the running time is over one twenty it's just that mindset of committing to 103 00:07:38.000 --> 00:07:43.959 something that long. But then I'll watch fourfing crime shows in a row that 104 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.480 are fifty minutes each. So it's like, how does this even make sense? 105 00:07:46.519 --> 00:07:49.319 It does? It doesn't. It's dumb. Yeah, why can't I 106 00:07:49.360 --> 00:07:53.920 just commit to those the one movie? Right? Like if Oppenheimer was a 107 00:07:54.240 --> 00:08:00.680 HBO Max special, yes, fine, make it four percent, we would 108 00:08:00.720 --> 00:08:05.800 all lost our mind. Yeah, been in a race to watch it and 109 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:09.560 probably loved it, yep, but I still here eight months later or whatever 110 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.399 it was. Kent press play on it because of just the crap. Killers 111 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:16.399 of the Fire Moon was great, good, three hours and thirty minutes. 112 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:20.959 Great, But guess what I did while watching it? Put together some furniture. 113 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:26.639 So you're just kind of get the screw out you're doing it while it's 114 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:30.439 on. And I never got bored. And it went by really fast because 115 00:08:30.439 --> 00:08:35.159 I was putting together a wine cart. You know, so how many pieces 116 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:39.320 were left over when you completed the process? Get it all done? But 117 00:08:39.360 --> 00:08:41.279 it's still one even on one side. And it makes you go, am 118 00:08:41.320 --> 00:08:45.960 I gonna have a wobbly wine cart forever? And did I really need it? 119 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:50.159 I didn't want it, just more of a household or interested in the 120 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:56.000 fact that Kevin has enough wine that he warn'ts putting together a cart to hold 121 00:08:56.000 --> 00:09:01.360 it. Why didn't you buy and buy and assemble a dishwasher? And I 122 00:09:01.399 --> 00:09:03.639 know, so you can wash all of your dirty wine glasses. And it 123 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:07.399 wasn't for me, so like that's the thing. It was a Christmas gift 124 00:09:07.440 --> 00:09:11.120 for someone else, okay, so and you assembled it because I'm a man, 125 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:18.000 And then by putting one bottle of wine on him and trumble shaking and 126 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:22.440 put coasters underneath it, two coasters, stop wobbling, and sure enough, 127 00:09:22.519 --> 00:09:28.200 yet Leonardo DiCaprio and the whole gang. It's great. It's awesome. Never 128 00:09:28.279 --> 00:09:31.600 we'll never watch it again, but it was great. But if that was 129 00:09:31.639 --> 00:09:35.159 on HBO and it was a three part thing. You know, everybody would 130 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:37.919 rave about it. They're already raving about it, but we would all be 131 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:41.960 talking about how great it is. Maybe is it because you have the option 132 00:09:41.080 --> 00:09:45.039 to stop and go to bed and you don't feel like you have to complete 133 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:48.440 the movie? Or are we just so trained now by the series and the 134 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:52.919 limited series? That's that's just kind of like how we how we consume more 135 00:09:54.000 --> 00:09:58.039 digestible and you know, in a limited series, they will they will cut 136 00:09:58.039 --> 00:10:03.600 it up properly, you know, versus the commitment of thinking, oh, 137 00:10:01.919 --> 00:10:07.120 three hours right now, it's crazy. Yeah, you feel bad about pausing 138 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:11.799 finding a stopping point in Killers of the Flower Moon and going back to it 139 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:13.360 the next day and resuming it. But with the yeah, with the series 140 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:16.879 is like, okay, forty five minutes, I can do that. But 141 00:10:16.840 --> 00:10:20.159 I always am like, shoot, I should go to bed, right, 142 00:10:20.480 --> 00:10:24.639 but I'm gonna watch one more. Yeah, But then like you're like, 143 00:10:24.639 --> 00:10:26.519 I don't have enough time for this, I'll just watch it one episode and 144 00:10:26.559 --> 00:10:30.480 the next thing you know, nine hours have gone by and you're drowning in 145 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:35.480 a sea of Guardetto's bags that are all empty in your little chair. What 146 00:10:35.559 --> 00:10:39.039 have I done? Every aspect of our life is broken though, just as 147 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.480 an example, it's gonna take us off the road for a minute. But 148 00:10:41.559 --> 00:10:46.919 here it is. Yeah, when you're a kid, what's the definition of 149 00:10:46.960 --> 00:10:50.960 this word? Your sleep shorts are covered in melbow tost seasoning sand. When 150 00:10:52.000 --> 00:10:56.559 your sleep shorts are just crusty from the hand wipe. And how about what 151 00:10:56.559 --> 00:10:58.639 you're sitting there and you kind of look up at the paper toweling. That's 152 00:10:58.679 --> 00:11:03.639 fun to you bad. Wipe it off, Just wipe it off. You 153 00:11:03.639 --> 00:11:07.120 have an orange hand shaped smeared on your right thigh. Although that's a part 154 00:11:07.159 --> 00:11:11.960 of the Internet breaking us, it really is because we no longer had to 155 00:11:13.000 --> 00:11:16.039 do anything. If you wanted information, you used to have to do things. 156 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.679 The two fair examples are encyclopedias or dictionaries. You had to actually go 157 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:26.399 to the book and look up how to spell this word. Or man if 158 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:28.720 you're going on a road trip, better print out that map totally, map 159 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:33.000 quest or something, go to the service service station ask for directions, or 160 00:11:33.559 --> 00:11:37.879 buy the damn folding map that you could never put back together. The just 161 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:43.039 things we had to do manually to do these basic tasks, and now it's 162 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:46.159 done for you. Well, movies. Same thing. I don't have to 163 00:11:46.159 --> 00:11:50.919 watch the three hour movie. I'll watch the cooler one hour show. You 164 00:11:50.960 --> 00:11:52.759 know. Well, by the way, I won't watch it live ever, 165 00:11:54.519 --> 00:11:56.039 you know, so I can blast through the commercials. I sort of got 166 00:11:56.080 --> 00:12:01.639 outside of sports that. Damn. The Floor was probably the live TV or 167 00:12:01.879 --> 00:12:05.679 TV show that I've watched that when it's actually airing for real, only because 168 00:12:05.759 --> 00:12:09.799 I reminded you guys, like day before yesterday, and then someone reminded me 169 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:13.960 at seven fifty eight pm, Hello, great job, because I forgot. 170 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.240 I forgot. Yeah, I was finishing up a celebrity Jeopardy and I'm like, 171 00:12:16.279 --> 00:12:20.519 oh crap, the Floor's coming out. The Floors finally here after the 172 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:26.039 Floor, three months of sag, after a commercials they've been shoving in our 173 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:28.279 face for their free show The Floor. You know what's so funny? No 174 00:12:28.320 --> 00:12:31.279 writer, I want to play it the other night. I do too. 175 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:35.840 The other night when you texted and don't forget the debut of The Floors on 176 00:12:35.919 --> 00:12:41.080 Wednesday, had no idea what the floor was. Were kidding, looked it 177 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:43.799 up and like, oh, this looks good. I had no idea. 178 00:12:43.840 --> 00:12:46.039 If we talked about it, I don't remember. Yeah, but it would 179 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:48.559 have been promo during Cowboy Games. Yeah, that's where he saw it. 180 00:12:48.799 --> 00:12:54.480 When Rob Low walked out to host the floor. That was the first time 181 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:56.440 that I even knew that Rob Low was attached to it. That's why I 182 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:01.080 was like, holy crap, it's Rob Low. Look his hair. He's 183 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.679 so good looking. You look up his age fifty? Is he really? 184 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:07.840 Yeah? Nine? What's with you freaks? He's had some work done too, 185 00:13:07.919 --> 00:13:13.200 but it's he's a believer in creams, good work in tans. He 186 00:13:13.320 --> 00:13:16.000 likes tanning, facial creams. He's all about that stuff. He said in 187 00:13:16.039 --> 00:13:22.440 the past he woided getting canceled. Uh yeah, I mean honestly, an 188 00:13:22.440 --> 00:13:30.759 Epstein list type of crime. That was. He was like, it's to 189 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:33.279 nine. You're right, like it's all like it was filmed, bro, 190 00:13:33.519 --> 00:13:39.399 what do you do under your Yeah he did. Now she was close, 191 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:43.159 right, Yeah, she was close. But oh we had to check the 192 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:46.759 internet for state line rules. Well this was in the eighties, I believe 193 00:13:46.799 --> 00:13:52.080 too, or nineties. Okay, I mean I remember this. Let me 194 00:13:52.080 --> 00:13:58.200 scroll down to controversy as sex tape. Okay, you want it, I 195 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:01.000 got it. Yeah, nineteen eighty eight, Low, who was twenty four 196 00:14:01.039 --> 00:14:03.799 at the time, was involved in a sex scandal over a videotape of having 197 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:07.279 sex with two women, Tara Siebert, who was twenty two and her younger 198 00:14:07.320 --> 00:14:13.200 friend Lena Jan Parsons, who was sixteen at the time. Oh rot Row 199 00:14:13.919 --> 00:14:16.519 the three Metic Club Rio in Atlanta nightclub. There was a videotape the night 200 00:14:16.559 --> 00:14:22.039 before the Democratic National Convention in Atlanta. Does that have to do with anything? 201 00:14:22.360 --> 00:14:26.200 Okay, yeah, I know. As the age of consent in Georgia 202 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:31.399 was seventeen fourteen at the time, then he's fine until nineteen ninety five and 203 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:35.759 was raised to sixteen. Both were of legal age to engage in sexual activity, 204 00:14:35.759 --> 00:14:39.000 although eighteen was the legal age to be involved in such a recording. 205 00:14:39.080 --> 00:14:43.279 That's problematic, That's what it was. It was. There was a lot 206 00:14:43.320 --> 00:14:46.000 of gray area, but for the time and the fact that it was recorded. 207 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:50.799 Yeah, there was a tape of it. It was uh, I 208 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:54.600 don't know. It was pretty scandalous fourteen geez. Yeah. At the time, 209 00:14:54.679 --> 00:15:00.240 Lowe was campaigning for Michael Ducaucus went on to become one of our great 210 00:15:00.279 --> 00:15:07.039 president after he drove into the DNC in a tank. Remember that. Yes, 211 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:11.840 triple triple H. Isn't the first person who invade enemy grounds at a 212 00:15:11.879 --> 00:15:15.679 tank. That's what did Michael Ducaucus's campaign. And they said, although he 213 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:20.000 just got smoked, bye, that was George George H w Right, m 214 00:15:20.240 --> 00:15:22.759 M. I believe that's correct. Yeah, eighty eight. Yeah, that 215 00:15:22.759 --> 00:15:26.639 would have been. That would have been big George. She had a commercial 216 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:30.519 where he was looking like a tough look like a tough guy. You know. 217 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:31.559 I guess maybe that was one of the things on Douco because he was 218 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:35.000 a soft boy and he was in a tank with his little hard hat on. 219 00:15:37.320 --> 00:15:43.240 That's pretty rad okay, And he was campaigning for him. He should 220 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:48.039 have had Rob Low with him at the time. Yeah, in the tank 221 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:50.960 with the two girls. Yeah, and they both pop out of size of 222 00:15:52.000 --> 00:15:54.960 the tank. What's the twenty two year old girl doing hanging out with the 223 00:15:54.000 --> 00:15:58.559 sixteen year old girl too? I mean, I mean, I guess hooking 224 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:00.519 up with the Rob Low. I guess it's funny. It's a six year 225 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:04.200 age difference, you know. Weird? Well that no, I mean, 226 00:16:04.240 --> 00:16:07.879 sixteen's weird. Yeah, that's like Danny dating a forty eight year old. 227 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:15.440 That's not weird. You didn't even think of that. Yuck okay. Leo 228 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:23.440 yuck. That's not gonna get a moving yucky. What's that percent? Fifty 229 00:16:23.480 --> 00:16:30.039 eight percent, sixty one percent, one or two percent? We need down 230 00:16:30.039 --> 00:16:33.200 there, that's all you need. It's this party going. So yeah, 231 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:40.679 we'll do the floor at six thirty five category category maybe honestly, at first, 232 00:16:41.480 --> 00:16:44.480 I guess say it. I guess say it. Hot thoughts my favorite 233 00:16:44.480 --> 00:16:47.480 game ever, Maybe save it. It's a top ten games show of all 234 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:52.080 time already. It's gonna be hard to explain rules though. I think I 235 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:56.159 think, uh, I think I'm gonna make a decision here. We're gonna 236 00:16:56.200 --> 00:17:00.440 move Aaron Rodgers Versus Jimmy Kimmel to eight o'clock. Okay, because there's a 237 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:03.880 little more to it. There's a little background. I went and oh, 238 00:17:03.960 --> 00:17:08.440 I went through the weird wormhole of Aaron Rodgers Versus Jimmy Kimmel, which has 239 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:12.960 been building up, and it involves the Epstein list. That's at eight o'clock 240 00:17:14.000 --> 00:17:17.680 today, all right, and it's seven. I got some cowboys things. 241 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:22.039 We got the Panthers owners doing weird stuff up in the press box. Yeah, 242 00:17:22.240 --> 00:17:26.839 getting fined three hundred g's. The Lions coach Dan Campbell had his first 243 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:32.519 radio Interview of the week and he is just showing his ass. Now, 244 00:17:33.799 --> 00:17:36.440 I'm curious what you mean by that, because I was bummed. I misyesterd. 245 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:38.319 I thought you guys were awesome yesterday discussing that and having Glandino on, 246 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:42.079 which was I heard on the way in this morning, including with both of 247 00:17:42.160 --> 00:17:48.039 y'all's voices set to like two and a half times. That's funny. Yeah, 248 00:17:48.079 --> 00:17:49.960 it just sounds very natural, very normal for a radio station today. 249 00:17:49.960 --> 00:17:53.240 Thanks for not calling me out on not knowing the NFL rules on advancing a 250 00:17:53.240 --> 00:17:56.480 fumbling. I did do like a minor, like a little Christy tigue and 251 00:17:56.559 --> 00:18:00.759 cringe face when when you fired that one. Yeah, I was. I 252 00:18:00.839 --> 00:18:03.519 was living in nineteen ninety still, because there was a time when you know, 253 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:06.920 you knocked a fumble out of bounds and it went forward that's where it 254 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:10.599 landed. Yeah, I don't know you were living by Georgia Law in nineteen 255 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:22.000 ninety correct, a different time while campaigning for Nicki Hayley. So there's there's 256 00:18:22.039 --> 00:18:25.839 that. That'll be the Dan campbe Stuf's great Russell Lewson crazy stuff at seven. 257 00:18:26.240 --> 00:18:30.319 Yeahy as far as what do they call it? The lions Gate I 258 00:18:30.359 --> 00:18:36.799 believe is what the term? Have you seriously have you seen any of the 259 00:18:36.839 --> 00:18:41.359 Detroit Press online regarding the end of the Cowboy game. I read. I 260 00:18:41.359 --> 00:18:45.519 couldn't even finish it. It was so long. It was like going through 261 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:48.920 the It was like going through the Warren Commission report on the Kennedy assassination, 262 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:55.279 as far as all of the text, all of the reasoning, all of 263 00:18:55.319 --> 00:19:00.319 the the video footage, the still photography with players circle here. He's clearly 264 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:04.400 pointing at the defense showing that they're doing this package and he's not checking in. 265 00:19:04.759 --> 00:19:10.200 I mean the breakdown that they have. They are so ass hurt over 266 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:14.000 not winning that game. No, they should be. They should be. 267 00:19:14.240 --> 00:19:18.759 I mean, they got screwed. And when you have all your eggs centralized 268 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:22.039 into this thing, if this happens, that it does happen, and you 269 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:26.119 pull off essentially the perfect play that you also went and clearly explained to the 270 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:32.240 rest before the game even started and it works, they should be ass hurt. 271 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:36.000 And I'm not gonna argue that they the league should consider just giving them 272 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:38.359 that win, because you can't do it because once you're told the defense that 273 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:41.920 a different players reported their their reaction is different. I get all that, 274 00:19:42.559 --> 00:19:45.200 but I mean, this is right on the edge of the something should be 275 00:19:45.279 --> 00:19:51.720 considered for them, like it's that bad and it's that much just the referees 276 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:57.440 ignorance or rushing things or whatever it was, which essentially what Blandino said. 277 00:19:57.799 --> 00:20:02.200 Yeah, I mean, if I'm almost would love it, being that I'm 278 00:20:02.200 --> 00:20:04.160 not a psycho Cowboy fan, I would love it if this was reversed, 279 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:10.599 we would be going ape for them to replay the last whatever we play the 280 00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:15.119 down right one play? How much would the tickets go on play? How 281 00:20:15.200 --> 00:20:19.480 much would tickets cost one for one play? We're doing a primetime game Wednesday 282 00:20:19.599 --> 00:20:23.279 night. No, you're due at the halftime of the National Championship game or 283 00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:30.000 something. Oh yes, they all have to go down to Houston and suit 284 00:20:30.079 --> 00:20:34.279 up. One play from the two be from the four. Okay is where 285 00:20:34.279 --> 00:20:41.240 it would be now. But that's you can't reverse it because if the ref 286 00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:45.759 also announces sixty eight reported, then the Cowboys would have covered right. No, 287 00:20:45.799 --> 00:20:49.519 exactly, So I didn't understand. That's all crazy. I just wish 288 00:20:49.559 --> 00:20:52.440 it was reversed for like an hour, just to hear us all losing our 289 00:20:52.599 --> 00:20:56.880 s. That's the that's the interesting thing about it. It's not like the 290 00:20:56.880 --> 00:21:03.279 Cowboy's fault, Like the Cowboys didn't I don't know, interfere with somebody commit 291 00:21:03.319 --> 00:21:07.240 a penalty or anything like that that just got overlooked or missed or ignored. 292 00:21:07.759 --> 00:21:14.559 I mean, this is one incumbent upon the officials. Yeah, and you 293 00:21:14.599 --> 00:21:17.319 know what I'll say, I'll say this again later when we uh, when 294 00:21:17.319 --> 00:21:22.400 we had I don't guess we are talking to. It almost covers every time 295 00:21:22.559 --> 00:21:26.160 that a Cowboy fan has bitched about a referee all year, and maybe for 296 00:21:26.319 --> 00:21:30.640 multiple years. That was the narrative all week, right and dude, you 297 00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:34.480 I mean, unfortunately we're tethered to Twitter, Cowboy Twitter, where it's just 298 00:21:34.519 --> 00:21:37.960 the pissing and moaning about referees. Fine, I get it. That's sports 299 00:21:37.000 --> 00:21:41.559 nowadays, when you give everyone the ability to say whatever they want immediately. 300 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:47.400 Never never bitch about refs. If you're not gonna look back and think about 301 00:21:47.440 --> 00:21:49.119 that game. Well, this is basically okay. Yeah, So like you're 302 00:21:49.119 --> 00:21:52.519 saying, if the Cowboys are bitching about all week long, it's Michael Parsons 303 00:21:52.559 --> 00:21:56.839 is getting held on every play and it never gets called. We talked about 304 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.200 that with Blandino yesterday. But we always also will say that when it comes 305 00:22:00.200 --> 00:22:03.680 to officiating, it all evens out in the end. This is kind of 306 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:10.039 the ultimate balancer because they literally gave you a win. Yes, they gave 307 00:22:10.079 --> 00:22:12.039 you a win, and they essentially gave you the ability to win the NFC 308 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:17.680 East. And also yeah, no, no, no, but I guarantee 309 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:22.160 in the first quarter of this Sunday's game, is it Sunday, Sunday Sunday 310 00:22:22.160 --> 00:22:26.319 through the Commanders storm, be a slight tug of Micah's jersey and Twitter will 311 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:30.920 blow up in my God, the reps are out to get us. They 312 00:22:30.920 --> 00:22:33.559 won't call a hold on Micah. Yeah no, And it's like, just 313 00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:40.519 remember you got handed a dub that. I have way bigger issues with the 314 00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:45.200 Cowboys not running forty more seconds off the clock and giving the Lions a minute 315 00:22:45.240 --> 00:22:52.200 forty than the phantom tripping call that help that hurt the Cowboys or the mistake 316 00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:55.640 at the end that hurt the Lions. Way bigger issues with the things that 317 00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:59.519 are in your control. And on the second noun, deck whips a fifty 318 00:22:59.599 --> 00:23:03.759 yard pass to the pylon to nobody. Yeah, and then after the game 319 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:04.480 is like, yeah, I know, I've got to go down there, 320 00:23:04.480 --> 00:23:07.240 I've got to complete a pass there, and I'm like, yeah, clearly, 321 00:23:07.880 --> 00:23:11.400 it's like or you know, you run. I mean the lines with 322 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:15.359 a minute left, don't score. I think probably. I don't know that 323 00:23:15.400 --> 00:23:19.960 game is a Sunday, January seventh. I would pay any Dallas Cowboys media 324 00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:27.319 member at least a fifty dollars gift card to go to the Capitol on Saturday, 325 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:33.319 January sixth, take a selfie and just put storm in the Capitol. 326 00:23:33.720 --> 00:23:38.920 That's it, and then hashtag Cowboys or something. Any Cowboys beat reporter, 327 00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:44.680 you got a gift card for him? Off a fifty dollars gift card my 328 00:23:44.799 --> 00:23:49.960 fifty Specs gently used, Yeah, let me seventy five beer garden. Let 329 00:23:51.000 --> 00:23:55.119 me just start by Specs and see if this card is live. Well, 330 00:23:55.160 --> 00:23:56.480 if not, I'll just been mowing fifty bucks. That's what I did for 331 00:23:56.519 --> 00:24:00.400 the Wander Franco pool. I'm in the pool mode, so look out, 332 00:24:00.440 --> 00:24:04.000 guys coming up with all kinds of pool ideas. I love it. Uh 333 00:24:04.160 --> 00:24:07.440 nine o'clock today, I posted a poll on my Twitter account, which is 334 00:24:07.480 --> 00:24:11.799 a kt fun tweets, and I said, y'all want the Jippy Gypsy Rose 335 00:24:11.839 --> 00:24:17.319 segment tomorrow or no, and I tell you what the Metroplex is. Torn 336 00:24:18.960 --> 00:24:23.880 said yes, yes, you know, and one said burritos please. One 337 00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:29.880 hundred and eighty one votes. Okay, fifty four percent want it now, 338 00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:33.400 forty six percent don't. But I think those are people who aren't in the 339 00:24:33.440 --> 00:24:36.119 know. And this is really the last day we could do the story. 340 00:24:36.160 --> 00:24:41.119 Gypsy Rose is going to fade from public memory after this week. Probably I 341 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:45.240 want it. If can I have a super vote? Yes? Please? 342 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:48.799 Okay, it's a yes. Yeah. Did you know about this story at 343 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:51.960 all? No? For And I googled the name and I saw one or 344 00:24:52.000 --> 00:24:55.599 two headlines and I said, click that X. I don't need to read 345 00:24:55.599 --> 00:25:00.519 this. I got Kevo on my side. Yeah, we're gonna do it. 346 00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:04.759 Be weird, it's real weird. It's insane because I watched the uh 347 00:25:04.920 --> 00:25:10.880 there was a limited series on Hulu that I watched about this story, so 348 00:25:11.200 --> 00:25:14.240 I couldn't when he kept saying Gypsy Rose, I wanted to do the Gypsy 349 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:18.319 Rose segment. It sounds like a seventies country cover band. Yeah, you 350 00:25:18.359 --> 00:25:26.640 know La the Night at the Wild Horseshoe Gypsy Rose at seven pm like Dallas's 351 00:25:26.720 --> 00:25:30.920 ninth oldest bar, that just shut shut down something that gypsy rows right there 352 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:33.960 on Greenville Avenue. The rent was too damn high, all right, was 353 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:38.119 so high. But the karaoke was so fun on Tuesdays, all right, 354 00:25:38.200 --> 00:25:42.599 pe San Francisco Rose. The other thing about the story, I take my 355 00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:47.920 heroes name is Blanchard. I watched a documentary about that her story in twenty 356 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:51.680 seventeen. But she had done interviews with a bunch of people, and uh, 357 00:25:52.039 --> 00:25:55.519 there was clubs to and get tipsy for gypsy parties. I mean, 358 00:25:55.519 --> 00:26:00.599 there's all types of She became an internet sensation meme and had been for a 359 00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:03.440 while because a lot she had a lot of support to not go to prison. 360 00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:07.519 And if you don't know who I'm talking about, stick around for nine 361 00:26:07.519 --> 00:26:11.200 o'clock, because it's a fascinating story that you could go up to your water 362 00:26:11.279 --> 00:26:14.640 cooler at work, or as you go, hit a four on the vending 363 00:26:14.720 --> 00:26:17.920 machine at work, and you can just whip the ass of one of your 364 00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.359 coworkers, and then you realize that a four is Guardetto's and I already bought 365 00:26:21.359 --> 00:26:25.000 them all, Yeah, you bought them all. Probably the spring of snacks 366 00:26:25.079 --> 00:26:30.839 just spins, so you're left with the lone pop tart that's been in there 367 00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:36.480 since June expired pop tart. So yeah, we're kind of a fun one 368 00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:38.720 today. Hell yeah, man, I look forward to it. I don't 369 00:26:38.720 --> 00:26:41.720 know it's already happening. All right, Mike, go ahead and tease. 370 00:26:41.920 --> 00:26:45.559 What's coming up? And the most important thing in the world. Oh what 371 00:26:45.599 --> 00:26:48.200 was it? What did he say? Seriously? What is it? What? 372 00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:52.119 What? Oh? We're going to talk about the game show. Look, 373 00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:56.000 we waited, we waited two months, the world waited, the world 374 00:26:56.000 --> 00:27:03.400 weighted. And then last night eight pm on five Fox broadcasting channel, Rob 375 00:27:03.480 --> 00:27:07.000 Lowe was there. And where was he standing? Not on a stage, 376 00:27:07.480 --> 00:27:11.279 He was standing on the floor. And we'll discuss the greatest game show in 377 00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:14.160 world history next right here. On ninety seven won the Freak