WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:12.039 Callaroga shark media, hindly. Oh, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy 2 00:00:12.080 --> 00:00:16.879 news. The oscar still kind of dominating. Jimmy Kimmel brought snacks, says 3 00:00:16.879 --> 00:00:22.480 The Hollywood Reporter. He brought snack boxes that include Shabby Pretzel and Mustard, 4 00:00:22.719 --> 00:00:26.280 Mike and Ikes water and a note from Kimmel that said to keep the karma 5 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:30.640 flowing, they'd be providing a donation to Saint Joseph's Center. This is the 6 00:00:30.719 --> 00:00:34.719 second time that Kimmel has brought that brand of pretzels. He's currently a big 7 00:00:34.840 --> 00:00:39.200 fan. Daniel Feinberg, my favorite entertainment critic and The Hollywood Reporter, wrote, 8 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:41.840 Kimmel is a guy you can trust to do a monologue, and then 9 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:45.640 he'll hold together the disparate components and fill dead air and generally keep the mood 10 00:00:45.679 --> 00:00:48.719 light. He's a juggler and no matter what Razzie Winner Trump might say, 11 00:00:48.799 --> 00:00:52.759 a good award show host. I agree again. I didn't think Jimmy had 12 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:55.479 his best fastball on Sunday Night, but I do think he's a good host. 13 00:00:55.759 --> 00:00:59.320 Feinberg seems to agree and wrote that doesn't mean that Jimmy was always in 14 00:00:59.399 --> 00:01:02.840 top form. If I had it title the opening monologue, it would be 15 00:01:02.920 --> 00:01:07.079 embracing the hackiness. You had jokes about de Niro's age and the length of 16 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:08.799 Killers of the Flower Moon. Sorry Jimmy, but if it was bad enough 17 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:12.079 for Joe Coy, you probably needed to go a different way. Again, 18 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:18.359 I think Jimmy's monologue was the redemption tour for Joe Coy. Suddenly this isn't 19 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:21.560 so easy, everybody. I wish Taylor Swift had been there to ice Jimmy 20 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:23.959 Kimmel. Imagine if he said something mean like this, A big difference between 21 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.319 the Golden Gloves and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves, we have fewer 22 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:34.840 caliber shots of Taylor Swift. Who Taylor would have murdered Jimmy Kimmel Finberg growth 23 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.640 there was a riff on Robert Downey Junior's troubled pass that seemed to go on 24 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:41.000 forever, as if Kimmell were trying to say, look, after tonight, 25 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:42.319 he's going to be Oscar winner, Robert Downey Junior, So we need to 26 00:01:42.319 --> 00:01:46.760 get this out of our system, except most people already had. Sometimes Kimmel 27 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:49.799 had a sharper blade, like when he referred to the summer of solidarity among 28 00:01:49.799 --> 00:01:52.680 the industry unions, before adding, well, not the directors. You guys 29 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:57.120 folded immediately. That was a solid joke if you didn't watch. Al Pacino 30 00:01:57.439 --> 00:02:00.480 presented the best picture and apparently he doesn't know how to do it. As 31 00:02:00.560 --> 00:02:05.400 never seen an oscar show. Pacino failed to read the nominees out loud. 32 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:08.479 Pacino just opened the envelope and told the audience quote, and my eyes see 33 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:14.680 Oppenheimer. Backstage, Kelly rip and Mark kN Swellos were doing their thing, 34 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:16.479 and Rippa said, how about al Pacino? Cutting like twelve minutes, twenty 35 00:02:16.520 --> 00:02:20.639 minutes, twenty five minutes. Kinswello said we were back here going like no. 36 00:02:21.240 --> 00:02:23.080 Kimble joked, I guess Al's never watched an award show before. It 37 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:27.560 seems like everyone in America knows the rhythm of how it's supposed to go down 38 00:02:27.599 --> 00:02:30.960 to the and the oscar goes to But no. And that came after Kim 39 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:36.599 Will had already killed Time played that clip yesterday where Kim Will got in a 40 00:02:36.919 --> 00:02:39.159 cut punch to Trump. Kim Will told the story saying, they go, 41 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:42.479 you got a little bit of time, and I go, I'm reading that 42 00:02:42.520 --> 00:02:44.520 Trump tweet and they were like, no, no, No, don't read 43 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:46.479 that. I'm like, yes, I am. Apparently am a Stone didn't 44 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:52.319 appreciate Kimmel's joke that poor Things is only about sex. She was seeing mouthing 45 00:02:53.639 --> 00:02:57.919 hmm, naughty word that starts with p R and rhymes with lick. He 46 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.400 didn't really clean that up, John, I know. Thank you hather sending 47 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:05.199 that over. Good joke by tweeter Rob Dan Bleiker, who wrote is Oppenheimer's 48 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:07.879 Lash Godzilla minus one the first time a movie and it's sequel Both one oscars 49 00:03:07.879 --> 00:03:13.439 in the same year. Good observation there. In other news, Spinal Tap 50 00:03:13.599 --> 00:03:17.240 coming back. This is sequel Tap That's a Bad Name is now in production. 51 00:03:17.560 --> 00:03:21.599 They're filming in New Orleans. Rob Render directs, Christopher Guest, Michael 52 00:03:21.639 --> 00:03:25.319 McKean, and Harry Shearer all back. Reiner will also return as the documentarian. 53 00:03:25.560 --> 00:03:30.800 Marty de Berge, Questlove and Tricia Yearwood have now joined the cast already 54 00:03:30.840 --> 00:03:34.240 announced Elton John, Paul McCartney, and Garth Brooks. In a statement, 55 00:03:34.319 --> 00:03:37.439 Reiner said, I recently spoke to Marty de Bergey, who said he was 56 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:40.360 more than happy to take a sabbatical from his position as a visiting Professor's assistant 57 00:03:40.360 --> 00:03:45.479 at the Edwoods School of Cinematic Arts to once again document Spinal Tap to ensure 58 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:47.599 their plays in the pantheon of rock and roll. The plotz He's our favorite 59 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:53.560 band, reuniting following a fifteen year hiatus for one final concert. I hope 60 00:03:53.639 --> 00:03:55.400 this is good. My spidey sense is saying that this is going to be 61 00:03:55.400 --> 00:04:00.400 a mess, but I really really hope I'm wrong. Christina, He shared 62 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:02.639 a video on social media telling us where my Mom's at. Her podcast will 63 00:04:02.639 --> 00:04:06.000 be going on a short hiatus so the main mommy can focus on being a 64 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:10.400 mommy. We've got lots of exciting new content to share with you here at 65 00:04:10.439 --> 00:04:14.560 Studio Jeans. There'll be a few WMMA episodes released, so keep an eye 66 00:04:14.560 --> 00:04:20.439 out. Hmm. That to me sounds like candidly and speculating this podcast isn't 67 00:04:20.480 --> 00:04:24.439 making money, it's not worth my time. So I went to look at 68 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:28.319 the charts as a website called Chartable, and that podcast Where my Mom's At 69 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:32.920 right now out of the comedy charts. So I suspect and I might get 70 00:04:32.920 --> 00:04:36.319 in a lot of trouble for this. It might come out tomorrow that Christina 71 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:41.480 is taking care of a personal issue or who knows, maybe she's getting a 72 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:44.759 Brazilian butt lift like Kate Middleton. I don't know why she stopped doing the 73 00:04:44.759 --> 00:04:47.360 podcast, but I speculate this is why are we doing this. We're not 74 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:49.959 really making money on this, just to guess. By the way, the 75 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:55.639 Kate Middleton stuff is amazing. Listen to the bonus episode of Palace Intrigue we 76 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.439 dropped on Monday. That'll catch you up on if you missed it. They 77 00:04:59.439 --> 00:05:02.160 put out a f pho over the weekend of Kate and then people realize it 78 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:06.639 was photoshop. So now the hole where is Kate Middleton conspiracy is full blown, 79 00:05:06.680 --> 00:05:11.319 lots of fun Palace Intrigue rere figure shows. Rami Yusef is everywhere. 80 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:15.079 Suddenly he's got that special coming out on HBO Max Max, HBO Max. 81 00:05:15.399 --> 00:05:19.319 He will host Saturday Night Live March thirtieth with musical guest Travis Scott's nice line 82 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:24.959 up there, but he's really you know, sometimes these comedians going to overdrive 83 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.680 and start saying some stuff. I've got a story for later in the week 84 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:30.759 where he's name dropping Taylor Swift. I'm like, I get what you're doing, 85 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:34.480 romy so expect me to have lots of feisty romy quotes in the upcoming 86 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:41.199 weeks. The eight hundred Pound Gorilla has announced the first annual Worldwide Comedy Month. 87 00:05:41.240 --> 00:05:45.600 All Right, what's this? It's a month of daily curated comedy releases, 88 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:48.680 events and fan engagement opportunities. At a time when we need a chance 89 00:05:48.720 --> 00:05:53.519 to laugh together. The eight hundred Pound Gorilla Media Co. Has announced that 90 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:58.079 April twenty twenty four will be the first annual Worldwide Comedy Month. New releases 91 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:01.399 from Kyle Kanaan, Angela Johnson, Mo Welch, Mody, Evil Graham, 92 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:05.040 and Monty Franklin and more. Some of the things coming out April second. 93 00:06:05.079 --> 00:06:11.000 Kyle Knane Dirt napp for four, Angela Johnson raises say I won't Evil Graham 94 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:14.800 on the fifth, Live from Bloomsbury Theater, Monty Franklin on the ninth, 95 00:06:15.240 --> 00:06:18.279 Dan Rath I'm not doing well folks on the twelfth, Mark Ford Presents on 96 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:21.399 the sixteenth, Mody on the eighteenth, Mike Britt on the twenty first, 97 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:26.120 Mo Welch, Dad Jokes on the twenty third, Nick Offerman's American Ham on 98 00:06:26.120 --> 00:06:29.560 the twenty sixth, then Tom Allen's Absolutely Live on the thirtieth. That is 99 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:32.519 awesome done. Rawlings told The Daily Beast how we found out that Dave Chappelle 100 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:36.040 walked away from that Comedy Central fifty million dollar deal. I found out, 101 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:40.439 like everybody else, through the news, the behind the scenes stuff. David 102 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:44.160 Neil kept it away from us. Neil is Neil Brennan. We weren't focused 103 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:46.240 on that. We were just so happy Charlie Murphy went from being Eddie Murphy's 104 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:50.199 brother to Charlie Murphy. I went from being Ashley Larry I'm rich biatch. 105 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:54.279 We were going back into production for the show. Me and Charlie were a 106 00:06:54.279 --> 00:06:56.800 little upset because that meant we had to come off the road for three months 107 00:06:56.800 --> 00:06:59.360 and we weren't going to make that much money. I didn't really make too 108 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:00.839 much money on the show, and I'm not saying that's a bitch or anything. 109 00:07:01.079 --> 00:07:03.480 I never bitched about the money I was making on the show because I 110 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.800 knew the money I was making on the show was nothing compared to the money 111 00:07:05.879 --> 00:07:09.639 was gonna make from doing the show. I would have done that show for 112 00:07:09.720 --> 00:07:13.519 free. A regret when we did Chappelle's show the Lost Episodes, we hadn't 113 00:07:13.519 --> 00:07:15.199 talked to Dave or anything, and Comedy Central had an archive a video they 114 00:07:15.240 --> 00:07:18.199 wanted to do something with. I didn't know Dave's frame of mind or anything, 115 00:07:18.519 --> 00:07:20.279 and when me and Charlie were looking at it, we were like, 116 00:07:20.319 --> 00:07:24.079 this might be our last opportunity to do this, and not knowing the politics 117 00:07:24.079 --> 00:07:27.120 involved it, and not knowing Dave's feelings about it, we decided to do 118 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.720 it as closure, not trying to get a career, not saying we were 119 00:07:29.720 --> 00:07:31.600 trying to be the New Chappelle Show. It was almost like a funeral for 120 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:35.279 that show. But as time passed, Dave told me he felt uncomfortable about 121 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:38.839 that. So I do regret it. And I said, Dave, if 122 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:40.879 you would have picked up the phone and let us know where you were, 123 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:43.959 all you had to do was say is I'm not infing with Comedy Central, 124 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.360 so don't f with them. But he didn't say anything. It's the last 125 00:07:46.439 --> 00:07:50.160 night of comedy at south By Southwest at five o'clock local time. It's the 126 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:55.279 Street Meet, a comedic celebration of food trucks, grease bits and sandwich shops. 127 00:07:55.360 --> 00:07:59.639 Joe DeRosa joined by some others to talk hogies to halal burritos to burgers, 128 00:07:59.639 --> 00:08:03.519 sounds like a fun show. Now I'm hungry. Six o'clock Girl cop 129 00:08:03.600 --> 00:08:07.959 a clown drama. Christina Catherine Martinez, She's been on a ton of shows 130 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:11.759 this week, and Courtney Prusso set aside their lighthearted and antics to plumb the 131 00:08:11.800 --> 00:08:15.959 existential apprehensions of the sapphic flat foots in the Search for Meaning, No Art, 132 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:20.600 only Justice. Seven o'clock Famous with a Baby and other stuff that didn't 133 00:08:20.600 --> 00:08:24.639 work out. Solusa Omi Lahan brings her greatest hits to the US. When 134 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:26.519 life gives you lemons, become the Beyonce of your own damn story, and 135 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:31.480 there's a dance party at the end. Eight o'clock Gotham Comedy Club presents a 136 00:08:31.560 --> 00:08:35.720 stand up comedy. They said Esther's Follies, Nathan McIntosh, Lynn Copplets, 137 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:41.360 Aaron Jackson, Jordine Fisher, Ashley Bornehill is your lineup and the final one 138 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:43.679 is called Closing Up the Creek at the Creek in the Cave, once again 139 00:08:43.759 --> 00:08:48.200 using the AI generated image of what a comedy audience might look like. Nine 140 00:08:48.240 --> 00:08:54.840 o'clock Chris Cathard, Pete Lee, Orlando Laba and Dulce Slope Bunch of stuff. 141 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:56.559 If you need Something to Do Tonight. Dan Saint Germain Good Comic. 142 00:08:56.679 --> 00:09:01.159 His new special dance Fanny is on the eight hundred Pound Really YouTube channel seven 143 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:05.600 o'clock Central Time. Steve Travinho A Simple Man on Netflix. Patton Oswalt is 144 00:09:05.600 --> 00:09:09.600 on Stephen Colbert tonight. Do you want to see comedy in a storage bin? 145 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:15.039 Sure? Why not? Manhattan Mini Storage has partnered with brand Up New 146 00:09:15.120 --> 00:09:18.320 York related to the Stand Up New York Comedy Club to bring stand up comedians 147 00:09:18.320 --> 00:09:24.200 into facility units. The events are dubbed Mini Sets Comedy Club. It pairs 148 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:28.519 different comics with rotating audiences of up to fifteen people, depending on the unit 149 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:33.360 size. For example, five by five units hold an audience of just three 150 00:09:33.399 --> 00:09:37.480 to four people. What are we doing? Jimmy Fallon showed up in Syracuse 151 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:41.639 Friday night. He opened for Nate BERGHATSI. That's a good opener, Nate. 152 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:45.000 How did you get Jimmy Fallon? We were told Fallon war sneakers with 153 00:09:45.120 --> 00:09:48.720 orange laces. Little Syracuse orangement thing there, and Fallon joked about his family 154 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:52.840 is upbringing near upstate New York. He grew up in Ulster County and is 155 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:58.720 Almer Mater the College of Saint Rose, which has announced that it's closing. 156 00:09:58.159 --> 00:10:01.440 Nate said Fallon is only joining the tour in a handful of cities. Felon 157 00:10:01.679 --> 00:10:05.840 chose Syracuse and Albany, New York. And that is your comedy news for 158 00:10:05.960 --> 00:10:09.120 today. If you enjoy what I do here, you can buy me acoffee 159 00:10:09.240 --> 00:10:11.320 dot com slash daily comedy News. See you tomorrow.