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It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your Favorite sex
podcast hosted by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man
Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it.
Stay Horny Bitches. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Adam. Hello,
welcome back to another episode of Bottled Up Bitches, your Favorite sex podcast.
Adam's here, I'm here. Thanks for having me here. You did not
discuss this, You just you just kind of have to catch on. Boy.
How's your day good? Adam? Go ahead? No, please that
you okay? I love my ask you that question at the beginning of every
episode when I damn well live with you. Yeah, but you never know,
oh, you know, maybe I'll one day, but no, today
it was good. We had a nice We had a nice day of today.
Do you want to talk a little bit about just like the day week,
kind of the type of day we've had. Yeah, we just had
a really just full, lazy day. Yeah, it's nice. It's been
real nice that this past week, especially specificastically especially was I think it was
very It was very long and hard. We did a lot this week.
Yeah, we both were just working a lot, didn't see each other a
lot. Yeah. Yeah, Well a second over, didn't you mention that
you were fretey of what you have? Wisdom? Teeth coming in? Are
they the bottom of the top on the top. I guess I just never
noticed like a few of your crooked teeth at the bottom. Wow, I
don't think I look that. I just I've never noticed them. And I
remember you telling me think it was teeth coming in, and I was like,
oh, are they coming in at the bottom and they're like cramming all
your teeth or something. Now they're coming out at the top and they don't
seem to be affecting anything right now. They heard? Have they broke the
surface? I think? So? Can you feel the tooth? And you
think so, yeah, I can feel the tooth. What's interesting, though,
is I realized my right one is here, that's here already, it's
here already. You didn't know. I didn't. I've never paid that.
I've never really like investigated back there. You never paid enough attention to changes
in your mouth. A full tooth was growing in and you were like,
I don't really know what's going on back there, That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, like it doesn't seem to be so yeah, it's but uh is
it hurt? Do you feel like in normal distance in comparison to the rest
of your teeth? Oh? Yeah, okay, some people live with their
wisdom teeth as long as they only take them out if they're gonna, like
cause a problem, cause a problem. And we don't have insurance. If
we have any dentists, send us an email a bottled up talk at Gmail
if Adam is like required to get his wisdom teeth moved. Do you don't
feel anything coming in at the bottom though, That's what I'm worried about.
Okay, Okay, I mean, what's gonna happen? They're gonna push your
teeth forward and close your gap. Sorry, I mean I'd be like if
I said, I haven't said that joke to me to myself too. Well,
you have pretty deep smell for me. Smell pretty. It's not like
you can see them anyway with your mustache in the way. You look good.
Yeah, anyway, I love you. So much. We've been something
new about you today. No, no, no new news, breaking news,
guys. Adams wasn't either coming in at the Ripe page of twenty nine.
I like how you started to say now no, no new dam well,
we can't just proclaim that's us no, But also didn't make sense,
like no, no, no, out of the teeth they're coming in.
I saw myself. Good, it didn't make sense, sure not because it's
not ours. Yeah, I still people's jokes all the time. Yeah we
do, Yeah we do. But yeah, we had a super great lazy
day. We've just been working. I worked out a super long day yesterday,
so we slipped dude until nine. It was great and I had a
lot of energy. I went to the store and I never go to the
store. I wanted us to have bagels, bagels with salmon and a garlic
an herb cream cheese. This episode is sponsored by Philadelphia. It's not remind
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like my friend, who's the face of bored and milk right now? But
if we were the face of Philadelphia cream cheese, you know, don't dream
that big. You're like, don't, don't play with me, don't it
hurts too much? No, you know, well, because you were like
imagine they said. My first thought was like, I've been to Florida and
Philadelphia. Philadelphia. I meant That's what I meant to saying I've been to
Philadelphia, Like I haven't sure. Oh, there's lots of pretty places.
I want to go see the Justice, the Justice Bill, the Liberty Bell.
You want to see the Hall of Justice. You would have visited Superman
and Wonder Woman, all of them, every single last one of them.
God damn it. Yeah, so nice, lazy day, had a good
breakfast, watched a lot of funnies, took an edible. I don't feel
like the second one ever really cooked kicked in for me. I can feel
it, but it's not. I think I was so sleepy by the time
I took that. And then you put on John Oliver, who I love.
But you know, the key gives me a case of the sleepy sometimes,
So I just feel normal now. I feel badanced out, but so
nice lazy day. I had also a case at a case of the sleepies,
in the case the harnies. What about you yesterday? You well,
let's talk about last night. Oh sure, Well I got home last night
after a long day, and I got home what like at ten forty five
somewhere around there. And when I get back from a wedding, you know,
I'm just really tired, and we're just like downloading about the day.
I take a shower, we stay up and watch a little bit of TV.
Sometimes they eat. And you were so kind. You're always gonna give
me a little bit of a rub down. His back usually hurts. My
whole body usually hurts. And you were in bed with me and I was
like, my body hurts. And he stretched out my legs for me,
which I love. And then you were squeezing my feet because my feet were
in my Doc Martin boots all day, so they were pretty tight, and
you were just like, you know, flexing them in different ways, and
you loved that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well I was.
I said the funnest sentence that I've ever heard in our relationship. Well,
well I was. I We were both like exhausted so like, but we've
also been horning the passage. Yeah, and last night particularly, I was
like really horning, but you were exhausted. I was tired. Oh and
I had my taint was ll the situation rubbed your vulva little Rosso was like
really sore. That would be the name of my all late all women's pop
punk nineties band, like the Vulva Situations pretty good. You would open up
for the Breeders. Yeah, with the hem Old you'd be the lineup would
be the vulva situation, Vulva Situation, the Breeders, and then the closing
act would be for Ruka Salt. Really good. That's kind of my kind
of lineup. Yeah. Yeah, So so I was really horned for you,
but we were both tired. You know, You're you're was a little
raw. You're on Italian of your period, which makes us both feral.
Yeah, and so yeah, then you were like, I'm really sore.
So I stretched you out and rubbed your feet and I don't remember exactly what
I said, it was something about like I rubbing your feet, I enjoyed
rubbing your feet. Now I got a mass rate or something like that.
Yeah, Yeah, was just stretching my legs out ever do anything for you?
Well, you were like pooh bearing it last night, so that helps.
If I had to guess, I would say it's more of the fact
that you were flashing me unless the rubbing the feet, but they're having the
feet did not help. Okay, because you love my feet? Yeah,
yeah, that's I don't blame you. They're really good. I've got good
feet. I will say one of my strong qualities. I want to say
they're my top three attributes about myself is my feet? Are they? What's
the order of the what's I don't think I'll tell you the top three,
but they are no particular order. And this is just physical attributes, just
physical Yeah, no, I'm like, this is my whole being. Is
the only things I like about myself? Sure, my legs, my butt,
Oh I guess there's four my legs, but my legs, my butt,
my feet, in my boobs. Okay, I mean that's kind of
all of them. That's kind of I think what all women would say.
Sure they're not like, oh those are your four mine or my nose surprised.
I think everyone likes their butts and moves and maybe they don't, but
like I love my butt. I know, I'm all button legs. I
love my like my whole bottom half. And then I've grown to love my
boobs. I saw them from the profile the other day in the mirror,
and I was like, oh, that's a good shape. Yeah, that's
what I'm like. I have a good like almost like water droplet shape.
Yeah, you don't have like the biggest moobs around, but they're pretty good
sized. Okay, they're good size. I love them, and let's be
killer. I never not like them. They just were never liked in my
top, yes, but yeah, it's what I was like, you have
like such a good shape, like you do have like these really nice boobs.
Yeah, and perk boobs. Yeah. I think you're really hard on
your moobs. M yeah, maybe a little. I like them though,
I mean I think they make they make sense for my size. I couldn't
imagine them any bigger in my mind. I didn't think other people really found
them attractive, so like I just didn't pay no mind to them because I
only care if I get attention. Yeah yeah, sure, so yeah,
so I said, I rubbed your feet and then went and mask. I
was like, I gotta go masturbate I'll be back. Yeah, and I've
was dead asleep. You came out of the bathroom and woke me up.
Oh really I was dead asleep. Oh yeah, I was tired. I
have no idea. Sorry, well sorry I woke you up. No,
no, what's your master? Be you? Okay? Tell you more?
Tell you more. Your your birthday pictures, my cake pictures, your cake
pictures. I tried to. I have a folder that has all of them,
like your jar from a couple years ago, from a couple of years
ago, and your current cake photos, but they were but for some reason
it was really blurry. So I had to just go with the cake photos.
Yeah, okay, and you just like you just tell me more about
like your masturbation plan. Are you just staring at one photo for a long
period of time? I started scrolling and then yeah, one photo. There's
one photo which one let me pull it up. It's actually the photo that
it's like the full version of the one that's my lock screen. Oh oh
oh, the backside one really back rolls. Oh, but like your ass
is rocking in it. And then also like I can really get a good
shot of like your ass and a thong and you're like in those pleasers.
Sure like it's an all around that's not the sound that a chef makes.
Yeah, okay, okay, cool. How long would you estimate it took?
Not very long? What does that mean? A couple of minutes?
Two minutes? I don't know something, I don't know. I just I'm
just curious, Like, how long does it take you to masturbate? On
average? I can probably I can knock it out in like one to two
minutes pretty easily. Really, Yeah, were you lose using any lubricant?
No, there's just not a good okay, a good option in that bathroom.
Okay, you're out here dry sometimes yeah, quite often? Just and
you're gonna give me shit forget mean you dry handies. I'm not giving you
ship. I'm not giving you ship. But you have to have to understand.
I don't when I'm masturbating is less of it's more of just like it's
more of a task. Okay, so it's more like. It doesn't mean
that there's less friction in your hands than there is a mind. No,
But what I'm saying is I'm more willing to just be efficient, Like,
let's just get this over with. You should you should really take your time
and just like give yourself pleasure. I should Yeah, I don't want you
to think of masturbating as a task. It should be some like me time
light some candles, you know. Yeah, that's kind of that that whole
chestnut. So back to today, So you've masturbated. I haven't masturbated in
a little while. Thanks for asking. I've just been so busy. And
then I was on my period. Even though you know they say that orgasming
helps with cramps. Yes, yeah, but it's so hard. I wear
a diaper, so it's hard to masturbate. Yeah, I imagine that's not
the most like romance. And it's just period. It's just period underwear.
Guys. I don't wear a real diaper. I wear a lady diaper,
just period underwear. So it's just like a thick Yeah, it cuts off
my circulation. Rubs malabia raw so she when you're in them for like a
twelve hour day, Like at my wedding. It came home and my taint
was raw. Any who's that's on me. Don't worry about it, and
I'm figuring life out. Yeah, so we've been on We've been having a
nice lazy day. We're super horny. I very seductively let you know you
can play with me, and you should. Yeah, and I described that
I wanted you to flower pot me, which was like, ignore the top
of me and just use me as the legs that I am. And you
were like, well, I gotta cut my fingers and cut my my fingernails.
And I was like, okay, go do that. Yes, yeah.
What was your like was this what's the flower potting thing? Like?
What was that? What was your reasoning behind that? I love it?
Okay period. No, I just like, I don't know. Sometimes I
just don't need like I don't want to make out, I don't want to
kiss like. There are days I don't want to do any of that.
I just want to be rubbed down. And we've been needing to do some
ass play. So that was part of the cutting your fingernails as I'd let
you know that if you just use me like the legs Diana, give me
a nice massage. You can massage everything all around and give me some ass
play. Yeah, because that's what I guess season five is. Season five
is for the tush. Oh, I'm just looking for some times I could
not think of the melody of the stupid sog. So, yeah, that's
and that's what we did. I laid I was chessed down, so I
literally was just like ass up. Yeah, put a couple of pillows underneath
me, So does that help too far? Up higher? I was worried
about the position for you, because I don't feel like you were good about
like repositioning me if I'm not in the best position. You kind of truck
through and you're like this is uncomfortable. Sure, uh for the hands,
for the hands stuff. I don't think it would have mattered either way,
Okay, excited. I had a kind of contortion either way. Okay,
once, once we had like penetrative sex, I should have just lifted you
higher. But then I got I got us in a situation where our legs
were a little more cross than I needed them to be. But I was
able to make it work. Okay, Yeah, don't be afraid to reposition
me. Yeah, I was chessed down, and you soaked me in the
loobs, a multitude of loobs, and you massaged me really really nice.
And you did a really great massage, a great little massage booty hole.
Yes, that was really nice. I enjoyed the heck out of that.
And what thought was interesting was that you were like because my feet were off,
my legs were like up, but I was at the edge of the
bed. I didn't anticipate you just sit directly next to me. I didn't
either. I thought that was funn You were just like sitting down. Yeah,
I was just sitting on the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It just it ended up being like the position that I needed to be in
to be in my arms. Well, well, so how was that for
you? Because you could see everything? We did this by a window?
Yeah, how was it? How was it just looking at my parts and
not like my just like my ass, like you weren't looking at anything else,
and like seeing everything. I enjoy it quite a bit. I like,
like, it's fun to see. I think, I think you have
a very nice looking vagina, and it's funny vova and it's funny because uh,
you know, you know, I don't know good. I don't get
the vola thing. A vagina is a different part, I know, but
even then, like the whole thing. Sure, sure, vagina is my
my p hoole from what I understand. No, it's the vaginal canal is
the vagina? I gotta pull. I don't know, I gotta look up.
Okay, I look up. The was the whole thing? Okay,
okay, okay, you're right vain. Sorry that out people are to think
of job. No I's saying that. I'm trying. Guy, don't make
fun of me. I was making fun of you. I am. Oh,
no, that happens. Okay, sorry, so but no, I
enjoyed. I liked. I like seeing the whole thing. And last night
because I had I know you are, but I enjoy it. And like
last night, I had to put some neo sporn on your little raw part.
Yeah, and that was externally. No, he's not putting neo sporn
inside me. Guys, that's not how the that's against the rules of the
ointment. You can't do that. No, I think you can't because I'm
going to use the air bud on this one. There ain't a rule saying
you can't. But yeah, just like on the lip, Yeah, just
on the lips. And I like because I had to really be able to
see where the rosspot it is. We had to have like bright lights on.
Yeah, we fluorescent me out, And I feel like it was the
first time I've gotten like full lit close up like that if you're a vagina.
And I really was like it was like it was like opening the briefcase
in pulp fiction. I was like, she's so beautiful. Yeah, you
did that. We had a whole episode with General Journey. I was here
laying out and yeah, but like even in here, it's more of a
softer light. It's softer lighting there. This is fluorescent. That's warm lighting
in there. No, it's pretty white. Okay, yeah, interesting.
Well I'm glad you had that moment. I was a little shy about it,
but I'm getting to the point where I'm like I'm in pain. Help.
Yeah, absolutely, as you should be. But so yeah, so
I enjoyed watching the whole thing and being able to see every piece. Was
what was going through your head? Like, how are you feeling about the
ass play? Because you don't really put fingers inside me, I think you
might check me. Like maybe the first year or two into the relationship,
we did a little bit of ass play and you got kind of nervous.
And I never was like, don't worry about it, and I didn't make
it a priority at all. Yeah, So how did you feel were you
nervous? Like, tell me what went through your head. Give me a
play by play. I don't know if I really was thinking about it too
much, and like I keep finding this trend of like I keep not getting
nervous to try new things in the moment. So I wasn't really nervous nice,
and yeah, I kind of think I was just kind of like in
the moment. Yeah, I wasn't really like and I did. I mean
a little bit like whenever I started going towards your butt, I was definitely
like tricks lubed up enough and like struggling to find it. So I kind
of had to like do a little investigation just to Yeah, but no,
I kind of just like went for it any tips or tricks because there could
be people listening that have never done this before. So what we're referring to
because I don't think we've actually ness a fully. Yeah, I put a
finger in your butt, I would say, just I would say, like,
you gotta get your eyes on it. It's a tough thing to feel
because of like because how the anus is, you know, It's like it's
tough to tell just by feel, at least for me, where the actual
was. I feel like you have to really get in there and go down,
like go go through and wait for like a divot, you know what
I mean. Yeah, but it was tough about to feel because there's a
lot of time you know, it's like a creased So yeah, I would
say, like, don't be afraid to like put your head lamps on and
get it going, get it going. And then yeah, I kind of
just like I tried to just like massage it like almost, Yeah, you
have to massage, do like a circle, just kind of to preheat the
oven. Yeah. Yeah, and then just like very slowly started scooting in
okay with my pinky. Yeah was it pinky the entire time? Oh?
Okay, cool? I didn't want to, like I didn't. I just
didn't know. Yeah, Okay, we read something and read something that's like
pinky first. Yeah, it was in last week's episode. We read like
the Cosmos tips and not Cosmos, the Cosmos, the jobs, the Cosmo.
We read those Cosmo tips on stepping into into that kind of stuff.
And yeah, that was I think one of their tips. It is either
them or the Bad Girls Club or something like that. I think it was
a Bad Girl's Bible. Yes, Cosmo is just like mmmm, maybe it
was called I don't remember. We've looked at both, both had good both
had bad tips. Yeah, I just yeah, I do remember that.
It was like the British rule, like pinkies up. Yeah, the Queen
always starts with it was like you have to, like, you know,
go up the scale because look, there's like a pretty good sized difference,
you know. So yeah, it took a solid inch difference between but even
just like girth wise, you know, I mean you have tiny, little
dainty lady hands. Oh yeah, I say. I was like, I
don't know, and this is the one that's going to be in there.
Your sausages are much thicker than my little pinkies and okay, yeah, yeah
I think that's why. Yeah, oh yeah, oh my god. Yeah,
look at her between our pinkies. Yeah that's pretty significant. But no,
I'm talking about I'm talking about mine, Like the difference between my pinky
and what would be like my next I do get what you're saying. I'm
just saying this because I'm thinking I didn't realize it was your pinky because I'm
thinking about mine. Oh yeah, it felt bigger, so I realized it
was a pinky because he's so small. The only pinky I really pay tendon
to do his mine, honestly, no sense. Sure, but yes,
there is a big difference between each. So so I was like, we'll
just stick with the pinky for right now. Yeah, we'll work our way
down. Yeah, but I I got I was in there, you were
well. I didn't realize how in there you were until you pulled out and
how long it took. It was like it was like a clown scarf.
Yeah. I was like, okay, oh wow, okay, he's still
in there. Like no, I was full. I mean I was up
to the like my my like palm was how many interest you think that is
like three and a half four? I don't have one off. I don't
have one. I don't know where one would be either. Yeah, maybe
like because like an inches like this, No, probably your pinky tip to
here, Yeah it was probably It's probably a good like three or so.
Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't realize how far up you were in
there. Yeah. So so I enjoyed it because it was like really fun.
It was wild. It was a wild point. You exclaimed, like
I'm having so much fun. I don't think I said that. You said
something though, You're like, I'm really enjoying this, I said someth thing.
Yeah, but no, it was it was really it was really wild.
Yeah, did you did it? It didn't make a difference. It
feel very different for me, it did, yeah, because it was like
a new experience, like, oh I shouldn't be here. Oh so yeah.
And then what really surprised me is I didn't you So we'll get to
your thoughts after, but like I didn't imagine like at one point just in
like the process and how my hands were moving to did you my pinky started
like going back and forth, not like in and out, but just like
wag to side And you seemed to enjoy that. But that was a moment
I was like, is this, like what's happening? Like I never thought
about going side to side, And like, I honestly think I liked that
more because I don't know when it comes to anal penetration in and out,
it's just it's not it's just isn't doesn't work for me. It's a it's
a tight spot. But also like you have more, you're more likely to
like snag or or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this
is making me very excited for when we use the butt plug. Because I
do think I just enjoy something being in there. It's less about the friction
of the in and out. That doesn't do a whole lot for me,
sure, So it's more about like this, the like almost like the just
the pressure, the pressure of it all. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,
so tell me how kind of your expen I really liked it. I
was a little nervous at first. I could tell when you were like looking
for it intensely, and I was like, I got that makes me nervous
because I don't want you to like get me with your nail or something.
The nails are what scares me. But no, you figured it out,
and I was I was nervous for a little while as it was happening,
but then yeah, something something clicked and just started. Everything just felt really
good. And and because of that, what surprised me was when we decided
to do penetrative sex and like move on. And I'm not trying to necessarily
move on, but what's surprising that the whole situation is when you like we
stopped, you like put a condom on, all that good stuff and then
restarted. How easy it was at the second point to like repenetrate my anus
like with your like you going back in was like nothing so easy for both
of us penetrating you. Yeah, So what surprised me is that, like
when you stopped penetrating me, like put on a condom and move, get
my toy and stuff like that, how easy it was to like reinsert for
both of us. Super simple. We're both like prepped and ready to go.
Yeah. I mean you were pretty like accepted it with no hesitation.
The body was like, and that was really good? Did you you enjoyed
that? That was a good position for me because like you were super duper
in me, but you weren't hitting like the wrong walls or anything. Because
sometimes you'll be in a position that's too far deep and I feel like you're
just hitting my cervix. This was a good position. I feel like I
was in between because I wasn't fully in doggy style. Was I in puppy
post because I was like laying down. My ass was up, but I
was like laying front for your your back, your back legs gotta be with
the puppy thing post thing. I think your legs well, because I called
them your back legs like a dog right, just your legs behind. I
supposed toe your top arms for your front arms. Yeah, they were kind
of sprawled a little bit, like you were almost like in a frog position
laying down, which was really nice. I know it was really good,
but I'm in the wrong position. I'll have sex with you, but it
doesn't necessarily feel good. Sure, so really good, Like I was roused
that. I love when we get to warm up and have some Yeah,
and then you were done. You claim you were done and you finished,
and you grab my toy and so I could finish, and I offered I
just I offered a performance. I've offered a performance up for you because you
were done. But sometimes you like to help or sometimes you know when you're
just kind of there, so I like to include you. Hey, buddy,
you don't got to print anything. Sorry. Our cat works at a
FedEx office and he's trying to print and he works remote. Can you imagine
working remote for FedEx? Kin goes you have to use your own printer,
Like, do you have your own printers? I know a place you can
get one. Maybe they send you a printer, maybe any user, So
you would you sit on the ground, Yeah, so you sat on the
kind of I was like crouched down, crouched down on the ground, I
was still on the edge of the bed and I just kind of laid down
on my back and masturbated with my toy just sprawled out for you, How
was it getting a front row seat to masturbation? It was really fun to
watch it. Yeah. At one point I caught myself because I'm also like,
I'm pretty like that edible is kicked in for me for sure. Yeah,
so like, and it was during that time at one point I caught
myself where I was like I'd realized I had just been like I got lost
in watching like and at one point I was like, this is how it
felt on my face. I was just like, like I realized my eyes
were wide open and my jaw was like cartoon style. I was watching it
and I wish they could see the face. It was a wild face.
Yeah, Like I just completely zoned out of my My face just was like
okay, whoa so yeah, and I was like, God, I hope
she doesn't look up and see me right now. I couldn't see. Yeah,
I think I tried to look at you a time or two, but
like the window was like the sun was still kind of come through the windows,
so your face was a little dark and I couldn't see a little glory
for me. Yeah, so yeah, I gave you a front row seat.
It did a little extra for you, Like I give you some some
rebinon touching and stuff, so you can use that and save that for this
bank bank. I appreciate it. Yeah, I hope that's something you can
refer to in your in your mental folder. Well made you decide to do
that because you're typically like a little shy about touching yourself. I'm likes visual
out and being like being watched because I was already sprawled out for all the
other stuff kind of, I'm like, well I've already seen everything. Yeah,
so it was that was made me a little more nervous. But honestly,
because on that I'm so relaxed and I was just so horny that I
honestly didn't I didn't think twice about it. But you're right, like I
usually am a little more clammed up about being all sprawled out for you to
see. Yeah, but you were already pinky deep in me. So I
was like, well, this, this shouldn't be this shouldn't be anything he
hasn't seen I can't imagine me just going from my back. Going from laying
on my front to my back is going to make much of a difference.
Is that like it's upside down? You're like, ill, I like it
facing this way. So yeah, I was just like, well, this
will be fun, Like I don't I don't know. I was like,
well, maybe it's fun. He's already finished. He might be like,
well, this isn't fun anymore, like I've already completed no time. Yeah,
Yeah, it was really good. I'm really excited. This made me.
I was nervous about the but plug as we tried to do it the
first time, Like in a way we shouldn't have, Like you don't start
with the butt plug. Obviously the finger playing work your way up, but
because of the kind of the fail of the butt plug, I've been really
nervous about bringing it back up. Like I feel like we're getting used to
it. Yeah, we're figuring it out. I know what to expect,
my button is what to expect. And you know, practicing is perfect.
It'll know, you'll know takes ten thousand hours to be an expert on anything.
Yeah, and so we've gotten we're only you know, we're aready gotten
fifteen minutes down. But it was good. No, I felt really cute
and masturbating was super easy. I came. I feel like it came really
fast. Yeah. Yeah, I took you. You're pretty quick about it.
Yeah. I don't think you were down there longer than like ninety seconds,
honestly, Yeah, because I was already quite aroused. Yeah, super
good. I really enjoyed it. I was. I was a little nervous,
but you you trimmed out your fingernails down. You just got to be
really relaxed. And for both the US that's being on edit, Yeah,
honestly, because I am really shy about that, and you cannot be your
body cannot be clammed up in that situation. You are, you are sprawling
out. Yeah. Yeah, So it was good. And I shaved recently
so like you could see everything. Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I
really enjoyed it. I'm a vaginal mullet. I just shaved everything underneath and
just leave like my pubic region, just like Harry. Yeah, that's a
pretty common front bush. That's a pretty common thing. Front bush and then
a shaved under Yeah. I think that's that's very common. I think so
Okay, Well, I'm not that special, and sorry, guys, I
think you're special. Thanks, But yeah, no, it was really and
I think like us being you know, taking edibles and just relaxing helped because
I never I really didn't at any point feel that much in my head about
it. I kind of was just like going, I just closed my eyes.
I love. I love that I'm flower potting. I love and I
can close my eyes and my being like faced down the mattress. Really,
Yeah, I just really relax. Yeah, and I don't have to like
focus on like where I'm looking or you know, being in my head about
kissing you and things like that. I can just like turn off and just
like accept it's a lazy way, but no, I get it. I
mean I would the same way. Yeah. I feel bad that you'll never
get to experience like being not a rout, Yeah, being around, like
being touched and stuff like that late like flaying on your chest unless we had
you on the edge of the bed and your feet were dangling off like a
chair or something like. I'll never be able to like jerk you while you're
laying on your Tourso yeah, we would have to like put a hole in
the table or something, Yeah, because it's really fun. It's very lazy.
I'm sure it is. Sorry you can't have yeah, well just uh
yeah, we'll have you laying on You're laying on your torso on your front,
well will barrow you backwards, will put your legs on my shoulders.
I'll be standing and I'll just I'll give you the old jerk. Okay,
okay, we'll figure that figure what's that called the reverse reverse driving stick?
Willburrow upside down, Willbrow facing? I think it's just it would be just
willbarrow. Well will barrow. You're typically on your back, You're not.
No, no, I'm on my back and like my legs are on your
shoulder. Yeah, but you're you're facing down to will barrow. Yeah,
okay, just a lazy wheelbarrow, the relaxed wheelbarrow, because're laying on the
bed. Yeah, we should google this sometimes we'll figure it out some research.
Well, we'll figure it out. But that was a good one.
I I enjoyed the heck out of it. So I'm gonna do everything I
can to make it happen for you. Okay, so you can have that
same experience. Yeah, So what do you think is next for us on
the on the I want alliteration, the anal, the anal adventure. Well,
I mean butt plug, but is there a step before that? We'll
just imagine a thicker finger, thicker finger, bigger finger, what the but
plug would imagine? We would have to get the thumb involved. Yeah,
maybe that's maybe that's what we do. Is we have because I think my
fingers do get like thicker, sure they do. Fule sausages like one like
this is a this is an extra small, this is a small, medium,
large, extra large fives work. Yeah, yeah, I was like,
do I have that too? Yes, well no, But what I'm
saying is like even the size, like the sizing is getting a little thicker
as it goes along. You think, yeah, I can see that for
sure. So we just need to like we'll work up and then go with
the fists. With the fist, yeah, well, let's have to work
through all the fingies, not all of them, but like maybe it's the
middle thinger next time, and then maybe we can go with them like okay,
yeah, you know, we don't go through five all five of them.
Sure, unless we do, and then we have a way to backtrack
or move forward, and then we can get the butt plug involved, because
I'm ready for that. Yeah, do you think you will prefer the butt
plug or do you think you prefer your fingers because it's I mean, it's
you. I think it depends on what we're doing, because do you do
you like just knowing something's in my butt? Or do you like knowing it's
you in my butt? Um? That's a thinker probably more so just knowing
something's in your butt. Okay, it doesn't have to be unless it's like
unless it was probably anal sex sure then, but but I don't think you
can't come out your fingers. Yeah, well, like the sensitivity, feel
goodness, feel goodness, You don't get the sensations from your fingers. Well
you know what, I don't. I think I enjoy it both, but
I think like just knowing something's in there would be it would be also quite
fun. Yeah, Like if we did fool, like if I penetrated you,
I would prefer just doing the buck plod butt plug. Then my fingers
you can also see. I can see and like even just now we did
that where I was like penetrating you and had a pinky up there and yeah,
that was a pretty rough you still finished though. Well, yeah,
it wasn't that distracting, but yeah, I'm sure it was. It was
a little difficult thing for lack of better words. Yeah, so in that
case, for sure, I would like, let's put the butt plug in
here. I'm gonna look down at that thing. Are you gonna be a
butt plug guy? Or do you give me a tail? No? No,
not to yuck anyone's yum. If you like a good taiale, go
right ahead. About if it's not a tail? What if it's because this
one just has like a round stopper at the bottom. What if it's like
a star or no, that's pointy? What I feel it's what it feels
like a heart? What do you want? Like that's pointy too? I
guess it can be. It can't. I mean, it can't have a
soft bottle around. It can't have a soft body, speak at a soft
bottom. Do you want to give me one of those gem ones that's just
like a it's still it's still round, but it's like a sparkly I think
Zarofsky makes like butt plugs. Butt plugs? They should No, I don't
big ass gemstone. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm not
like worried about the shape at the end of it. No, you don't
want a little the old razzle da. I don't think I'm gonna look it
up. I'm just gonna look up, like I don't know it's pretty,
but like I'm just gonna type him. I was like, I don't know
butt plugs with flair. I just typed him butt plug. Oh good,
Amazon has some, not that we're gonna order them on Amazon. We like
just the poor businesses. But see, look these are these just have like
little stones. Yeah, this is like a round gemstone. There's always forget
that. There's like different sizes, so we'll get to work our way to
different sizes. There's so much to the butt plan so much. These are
just rounds, but they're green, represent your Irish roots. These are a
little more like they're not as like intense. Do you think you would prefer
these over that? I don't know, because this one's this for lack of
better words, this is like the triangle shape, like the tear drop shape
with like it's like the skinny part and then like a big bubble at the
end kind of yeah, a big tear drop at the end, big tear
drop that's what we have. We have a tear drop and these ones are
more of like a They're like a gradual skinny balloon. Yeah. They almost
look like a condom, like a with like if you're blue air into a
condom. Like they're just more of a gradual, a gradual cylinder. Yeah,
bit fatter cylinder on the top. Yeah. I don't know yet,
Like we'll have to work. These are metal, so I feel like that
could be really fun to put in the refrigerator. Yeah. Yeah, do
you think your butt would enjoy the cold? I don't know. Well,
I guess we'll find out. I guess we'll find out. I feel like
if when I'm like into things enough, like it feels good, well yeah,
like a metal feels yeah, Okay, yeah, I think I would.
Actually, I think this one has an NFL logo on it because it's
for men. That's something on us, some kind of logo, mom remote
control anal plug Ooh I love If I would like that or not for women
and men silver, I don't. I think it's probably just like the logo
of the it was a joke company or something. It's so funny how some
of these look like like door that door like cabinet. Cabinet. Oh sure
those are called but yeah, there's like different ones. Oh these are ribbed,
is that one? What's this one? That one has a pump and
its inflatable butt plug. I can't imagine that would I don't know, huh.
I mean people, I mean it's in the top thirteen. People are
enjoying it. People are enjoying it. So I don't want to speak for
other people, but I don't think. I don't. I think I'm good.
I think I'll be fine. Super long that's in the top eighteen.
Super long anal plug. We're looking at like the top twenty. They're rated.
Yeah, it's like this just looks like a Harry Potter one. I
thought it was a bond. It looked like a wind And this one looks
like a lemon squeezer. Oh yeah, it's got like a or like a
like a juicer like it has. This is a it's a juicer and a
butt plug. Two words heavy hitters. This one's weighted weights. Oh,
so you can change your little bootyhole premium silicon weighted anal plug extra large?
Interesting? Yeah, how wild? Yeah, I think about the way ones.
Maybe you can get those those anal like jade eggs that you put up
there train your vaginal walls. Okay, And then for number twenty one,
there is a fox style tail. Yes, I'm surprised it took all the
way to twenty one to find that one. Number twenty one. That's the
rating of ordered over a thousand orders. This one is like a long like
a snake. But I'm assuming it's like, oh, it's just like flexible,
like you can kind of bend it in whatever shape you needed. I
guess, so interesting. I don't like dildo, that's nice. This one
feels like a little penis that could be fun. Yeah, I'm surprised that's
a thirty two A little a small little dildo, a small little penis for
your Yeah, I don't, I just don't. I don't know if I've
ever seen that before. It may just not be something people think that's even
there. This one is like literally a tiny yeah it is, I see
it. It's shaped like a penis shape, like a penis. It looks
like a little penis bean like like if like if anyone remembers mighty beans,
this is like the penis one. That's what it kind of looks like.
Well, there's lots of options, so we'll see how far we get into
our Oh like that. I don't like flash lights. I don't like when
you can like see all the rubbery pieces an interesting shape. So's kind of
like a cross between the two. Well, lot have to try different shapes
and such. The super big butt plug terrainer. Yeah, I don't like
these. The like the hollow henal plugs. Yeah, why is that a
thing? It's I mean, it's a thing. It's so you can it's
it's something to to fuck. Oh you put your peep in there? Oh
yeah, that's what I just I don't like it looks like legs. No,
this one looks wild. Oh no, it's not. That's a terrible
picture. I thought it was something you fuck. But it's not that.
It's a uh it's hollow. I think you can't put your peep in there.
Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. Okay, yeah,
Op, the sizes interesting. Well, we have a lot to discover,
we have a lot to go through. So we'll just work through the fingers
and then we'll work our way to our butt plug. Yeah, and then
I think I think I'll be ready. I'll be ready for anal Okay,
yeah, there's so much. There's so much to go through so on the
journey. I'm excited for it. Any last thoughts, any last pieces of
advice or I get to wisdom. I was just like, be very careful,
be very slow, and be all looped up. Yeah, and just
be relaxed. Just be relaxed. I was in the passenger seat of this
one, and which I imagine all being a lot of them. I'm not
gonna lie, but but it was nice. I just relax. I just
got like in my favorite position, I don't you know, just got in
my face, buried in the mattress. It was felt really good. I
was very relaxed. I was a little nervous in the beginning, but it
worked out really well, and I'm actually very excited for more of that.
Good. Yeah, that was nice. That was fun. Are well,
and also you have to laugh at it. We were talking a little bit
about this. We got done and went in our respected bath yeah yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to our respected bath rooms. You
know, I use the restroom, We do all the things, and then
we come back together and Adam and I are dead silent because we have a
podcast. Well, also as we were going in we got done, and
as we're walking into the restrooms, are the restrooms you go, we should
record right after we should record, so you need to go sit the mic
U. Yeah. Yeah, so we knew we were going to record.
We get done, come back together, and IM and I are just staring
at each other and I am like, did you enjoy yourself? And You're
like yeah, just an airy yeah yeah, and I'm like okay, but
also you like exclaimed while we were doing things. You're like, I'm really
enjoying this, So I was like I was expecting a little more. And
then you were like, did you enjoy yourself? And I'm like yeah,
and I was also kind of expecting a little more. I was like,
yeah, no, it was good. And then you were putting on your
shoes to walk the dog real quick, and I was like, okay,
are we just being quiet because we're going to record and we're waiting to give
full feedback like live or did we not enjoy ourselves? And you just start
laughing and I'm like, okay, that's what it is, because yeah,
when you have a sex podcast, we're trying to get our genuine reactions to
things, So right, when we're done with sex, we just get quiet.
Yeah, terrifying, very scary because I had because you were also acting
a lot like how how you're saying. I was well because then I started
reacting to you where I was like, Okay, you didn't like this shit,
well great, thanks, like myself in a vulnerable position. Yeah,
so we just got in like a funk. We just got in a funk
where we couldn't tell that the other person enjoyed it or not. I feel
like we're learning so many new things that I want to make sure is our
new regular thing. I don't want to get done like with but I don't
want to work all the way up to anal and then like you just stop
touching my butt? Oh sure, you know what I mean. And same
thing with eating your ass like I want to. I want that to be
a regular thing, like they give you a blowy. I'm gonna go down
there and explore everything for sure, you know what I mean. I'm excited.
I'm excited that like regular sex adding into an actual repertoire, not just
trying it. Yeah. I think that's the overall I'm excited about is for
regular sex, every day sex that's not podcast and trying new things that that's
gonna be a new regular. Yeah. You know, like if you think
about the way we used to have sex before, all this is like in
the past. So I'm excited. I'm like, I'm gonna get I want
to experience that all the time. Yeah. Yeah, if you're gonna finger
me like you are required to touch my booty hole, you hear me?
If you can't have one without the other, thanks, Okay, anything else
I get any questions from me? Do you have any advice for the people?
I kind of repeat I said my advice after you said your advice today.
Relaxed and just be open and yeah, just don't be self conscious.
And especially because you know you may have to. We had to do We
did this in the middle of the day. It was the evening. It
was like six o'clock, so the light light was still out, Like you
gut And that's that's good. It's hard to kind of do that in the
very begin and without light, honest, Oh for sure, that's kind of
Yeah. And if you're shy like I am and not interested in being sprawled
out like you just gotta you's gotta do your best. Yeah, you have
to get over that it's gonna happen. You have to get over it,
because then then you're all clammed up and they're shooting blanks, like they're just
shooting in the dark. Sorry, shooting blank they're just shooting in the dark.
And then it gets painful. Yeah, yeah, because you gotta be
relaxed. And then when we do do anal we have I'm gonna have to
like I have to like push a little bit and get you inserted. Mm
hmmm. So like there's a lot of comfortability with your parts that you have
to have. So just just relax and just know they're super excited to be
exploring the territory. They they don't be worried about how it looks, honestly.
I mean yeah, whenever we do like full anal, you're gonna be
you're at least the first time, you're gonna be like in almost complete control.
Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'm so excited. Yeah,
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