WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:04.759 Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a horny married couple. Content may include adult 2 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:08.960 language and themes. Check the description for more details. Your discretion is advised. 3 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:18.440 It's season five. Welcome back to Bottles Up Bitches, your Favorite sex 4 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:23.399 podcast hosted by a horny married couple with me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man 5 00:00:23.440 --> 00:00:28.399 Adam. Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing, so let's talk about it. 6 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:37.520 Stay Horny Bitches. Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi Adam. Hello, 7 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:41.280 welcome back to another episode of Bottled Up Bitches, your Favorite sex podcast. 8 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:47.880 Adam's here, I'm here. Thanks for having me here. You did not 9 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:52.039 discuss this, You just you just kind of have to catch on. Boy. 10 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:58.359 How's your day good? Adam? Go ahead? No, please that 11 00:00:58.560 --> 00:01:02.799 you okay? I love my ask you that question at the beginning of every 12 00:01:02.840 --> 00:01:06.799 episode when I damn well live with you. Yeah, but you never know, 13 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:11.560 oh, you know, maybe I'll one day, but no, today 14 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:14.480 it was good. We had a nice We had a nice day of today. 15 00:01:14.519 --> 00:01:15.799 Do you want to talk a little bit about just like the day week, 16 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.599 kind of the type of day we've had. Yeah, we just had 17 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:23.040 a really just full, lazy day. Yeah, it's nice. It's been 18 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:29.400 real nice that this past week, especially specificastically especially was I think it was 19 00:01:29.519 --> 00:01:32.200 very It was very long and hard. We did a lot this week. 20 00:01:32.319 --> 00:01:34.359 Yeah, we both were just working a lot, didn't see each other a 21 00:01:34.400 --> 00:01:40.599 lot. Yeah. Yeah, Well a second over, didn't you mention that 22 00:01:40.640 --> 00:01:42.959 you were fretey of what you have? Wisdom? Teeth coming in? Are 23 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:48.000 they the bottom of the top on the top. I guess I just never 24 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:53.040 noticed like a few of your crooked teeth at the bottom. Wow, I 25 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:55.599 don't think I look that. I just I've never noticed them. And I 26 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:57.840 remember you telling me think it was teeth coming in, and I was like, 27 00:01:57.840 --> 00:02:00.200 oh, are they coming in at the bottom and they're like cramming all 28 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:02.799 your teeth or something. Now they're coming out at the top and they don't 29 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:06.560 seem to be affecting anything right now. They heard? Have they broke the 30 00:02:06.599 --> 00:02:09.159 surface? I think? So? Can you feel the tooth? And you 31 00:02:09.199 --> 00:02:14.000 think so, yeah, I can feel the tooth. What's interesting, though, 32 00:02:14.039 --> 00:02:17.280 is I realized my right one is here, that's here already, it's 33 00:02:17.280 --> 00:02:21.280 here already. You didn't know. I didn't. I've never paid that. 34 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:24.000 I've never really like investigated back there. You never paid enough attention to changes 35 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:27.680 in your mouth. A full tooth was growing in and you were like, 36 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:30.919 I don't really know what's going on back there, That's what I'm saying. 37 00:02:30.400 --> 00:02:35.960 Yeah, like it doesn't seem to be so yeah, it's but uh is 38 00:02:35.960 --> 00:02:39.879 it hurt? Do you feel like in normal distance in comparison to the rest 39 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:44.039 of your teeth? Oh? Yeah, okay, some people live with their 40 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:46.400 wisdom teeth as long as they only take them out if they're gonna, like 41 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:49.680 cause a problem, cause a problem. And we don't have insurance. If 42 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:52.479 we have any dentists, send us an email a bottled up talk at Gmail 43 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:54.719 if Adam is like required to get his wisdom teeth moved. Do you don't 44 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:58.039 feel anything coming in at the bottom though, That's what I'm worried about. 45 00:02:58.439 --> 00:03:00.520 Okay, Okay, I mean, what's gonna happen? They're gonna push your 46 00:03:00.800 --> 00:03:12.000 teeth forward and close your gap. Sorry, I mean I'd be like if 47 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.080 I said, I haven't said that joke to me to myself too. Well, 48 00:03:15.120 --> 00:03:17.439 you have pretty deep smell for me. Smell pretty. It's not like 49 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:21.919 you can see them anyway with your mustache in the way. You look good. 50 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.680 Yeah, anyway, I love you. So much. We've been something 51 00:03:23.680 --> 00:03:27.680 new about you today. No, no, no new news, breaking news, 52 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:30.400 guys. Adams wasn't either coming in at the Ripe page of twenty nine. 53 00:03:31.439 --> 00:03:35.000 I like how you started to say now no, no new dam well, 54 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:38.400 we can't just proclaim that's us no, But also didn't make sense, 55 00:03:38.719 --> 00:03:40.360 like no, no, no, out of the teeth they're coming in. 56 00:03:43.000 --> 00:03:46.159 I saw myself. Good, it didn't make sense, sure not because it's 57 00:03:46.159 --> 00:03:49.240 not ours. Yeah, I still people's jokes all the time. Yeah we 58 00:03:49.280 --> 00:03:53.479 do, Yeah we do. But yeah, we had a super great lazy 59 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:57.120 day. We've just been working. I worked out a super long day yesterday, 60 00:03:57.439 --> 00:04:03.800 so we slipped dude until nine. It was great and I had a 61 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.120 lot of energy. I went to the store and I never go to the 62 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:13.599 store. I wanted us to have bagels, bagels with salmon and a garlic 63 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:19.040 an herb cream cheese. This episode is sponsored by Philadelphia. It's not remind 64 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:21.279 me what the baby. Imagine if we can get a cream cheese sponsor, 65 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:26.199 would be fun, would be so fun. Big fan of your products, 66 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:30.759 Philadelphia, reach out reach out? Can you imagine? Then they like, 67 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:34.759 send us on a free trip to Philadelphia. Can you imagine? Me, 68 00:04:35.000 --> 00:04:39.480 like my friend, who's the face of bored and milk right now? But 69 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:46.199 if we were the face of Philadelphia cream cheese, you know, don't dream 70 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:48.399 that big. You're like, don't, don't play with me, don't it 71 00:04:48.480 --> 00:04:51.160 hurts too much? No, you know, well, because you were like 72 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:55.920 imagine they said. My first thought was like, I've been to Florida and 73 00:04:56.639 --> 00:04:59.920 Philadelphia. Philadelphia. I meant That's what I meant to saying I've been to 74 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.240 Philadelphia, Like I haven't sure. Oh, there's lots of pretty places. 75 00:05:03.240 --> 00:05:09.079 I want to go see the Justice, the Justice Bill, the Liberty Bell. 76 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:13.079 You want to see the Hall of Justice. You would have visited Superman 77 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:15.839 and Wonder Woman, all of them, every single last one of them. 78 00:05:15.839 --> 00:05:19.120 God damn it. Yeah, so nice, lazy day, had a good 79 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:24.040 breakfast, watched a lot of funnies, took an edible. I don't feel 80 00:05:24.040 --> 00:05:27.240 like the second one ever really cooked kicked in for me. I can feel 81 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:30.199 it, but it's not. I think I was so sleepy by the time 82 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:31.560 I took that. And then you put on John Oliver, who I love. 83 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:34.000 But you know, the key gives me a case of the sleepy sometimes, 84 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:39.720 So I just feel normal now. I feel badanced out, but so 85 00:05:40.920 --> 00:05:44.720 nice lazy day. I had also a case at a case of the sleepies, 86 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.759 in the case the harnies. What about you yesterday? You well, 87 00:05:47.839 --> 00:05:51.199 let's talk about last night. Oh sure, Well I got home last night 88 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:55.160 after a long day, and I got home what like at ten forty five 89 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:58.759 somewhere around there. And when I get back from a wedding, you know, 90 00:05:58.759 --> 00:06:01.040 I'm just really tired, and we're just like downloading about the day. 91 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.920 I take a shower, we stay up and watch a little bit of TV. 92 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:09.360 Sometimes they eat. And you were so kind. You're always gonna give 93 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:12.360 me a little bit of a rub down. His back usually hurts. My 94 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:15.600 whole body usually hurts. And you were in bed with me and I was 95 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:16.959 like, my body hurts. And he stretched out my legs for me, 96 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:23.120 which I love. And then you were squeezing my feet because my feet were 97 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:26.480 in my Doc Martin boots all day, so they were pretty tight, and 98 00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:29.319 you were just like, you know, flexing them in different ways, and 99 00:06:29.680 --> 00:06:32.040 you loved that. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well I was. 100 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:38.360 I said the funnest sentence that I've ever heard in our relationship. Well, 101 00:06:38.519 --> 00:06:42.680 well I was. I We were both like exhausted so like, but we've 102 00:06:42.680 --> 00:06:45.480 also been horning the passage. Yeah, and last night particularly, I was 103 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:47.680 like really horning, but you were exhausted. I was tired. Oh and 104 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:53.720 I had my taint was ll the situation rubbed your vulva little Rosso was like 105 00:06:53.759 --> 00:06:57.240 really sore. That would be the name of my all late all women's pop 106 00:06:57.279 --> 00:07:00.959 punk nineties band, like the Vulva Situations pretty good. You would open up 107 00:07:01.000 --> 00:07:05.240 for the Breeders. Yeah, with the hem Old you'd be the lineup would 108 00:07:05.279 --> 00:07:12.519 be the vulva situation, Vulva Situation, the Breeders, and then the closing 109 00:07:12.560 --> 00:07:15.000 act would be for Ruka Salt. Really good. That's kind of my kind 110 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:20.040 of lineup. Yeah. Yeah, So so I was really horned for you, 111 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:24.920 but we were both tired. You know, You're you're was a little 112 00:07:24.959 --> 00:07:28.000 raw. You're on Italian of your period, which makes us both feral. 113 00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:30.079 Yeah, and so yeah, then you were like, I'm really sore. 114 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:33.720 So I stretched you out and rubbed your feet and I don't remember exactly what 115 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:38.040 I said, it was something about like I rubbing your feet, I enjoyed 116 00:07:38.079 --> 00:07:40.399 rubbing your feet. Now I got a mass rate or something like that. 117 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:44.160 Yeah, Yeah, was just stretching my legs out ever do anything for you? 118 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:53.680 Well, you were like pooh bearing it last night, so that helps. 119 00:07:54.439 --> 00:07:56.519 If I had to guess, I would say it's more of the fact 120 00:07:56.519 --> 00:08:00.879 that you were flashing me unless the rubbing the feet, but they're having the 121 00:08:00.920 --> 00:08:03.399 feet did not help. Okay, because you love my feet? Yeah, 122 00:08:05.120 --> 00:08:09.120 yeah, that's I don't blame you. They're really good. I've got good 123 00:08:09.120 --> 00:08:11.600 feet. I will say one of my strong qualities. I want to say 124 00:08:11.600 --> 00:08:18.800 they're my top three attributes about myself is my feet? Are they? What's 125 00:08:18.839 --> 00:08:20.279 the order of the what's I don't think I'll tell you the top three, 126 00:08:20.319 --> 00:08:26.439 but they are no particular order. And this is just physical attributes, just 127 00:08:26.519 --> 00:08:28.680 physical Yeah, no, I'm like, this is my whole being. Is 128 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:33.879 the only things I like about myself? Sure, my legs, my butt, 129 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:39.799 Oh I guess there's four my legs, but my legs, my butt, 130 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:45.600 my feet, in my boobs. Okay, I mean that's kind of 131 00:08:45.639 --> 00:08:48.080 all of them. That's kind of I think what all women would say. 132 00:08:48.879 --> 00:08:54.840 Sure they're not like, oh those are your four mine or my nose surprised. 133 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:58.080 I think everyone likes their butts and moves and maybe they don't, but 134 00:08:58.159 --> 00:09:00.879 like I love my butt. I know, I'm all button legs. I 135 00:09:00.919 --> 00:09:05.080 love my like my whole bottom half. And then I've grown to love my 136 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:09.080 boobs. I saw them from the profile the other day in the mirror, 137 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:11.559 and I was like, oh, that's a good shape. Yeah, that's 138 00:09:11.559 --> 00:09:16.039 what I'm like. I have a good like almost like water droplet shape. 139 00:09:16.279 --> 00:09:20.600 Yeah, you don't have like the biggest moobs around, but they're pretty good 140 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:26.960 sized. Okay, they're good size. I love them, and let's be 141 00:09:26.039 --> 00:09:28.879 killer. I never not like them. They just were never liked in my 142 00:09:28.879 --> 00:09:33.639 top, yes, but yeah, it's what I was like, you have 143 00:09:33.759 --> 00:09:37.840 like such a good shape, like you do have like these really nice boobs. 144 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:43.120 Yeah, and perk boobs. Yeah. I think you're really hard on 145 00:09:43.120 --> 00:09:48.120 your moobs. M yeah, maybe a little. I like them though, 146 00:09:48.120 --> 00:09:50.799 I mean I think they make they make sense for my size. I couldn't 147 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:54.480 imagine them any bigger in my mind. I didn't think other people really found 148 00:09:54.480 --> 00:09:56.240 them attractive, so like I just didn't pay no mind to them because I 149 00:09:56.279 --> 00:10:01.039 only care if I get attention. Yeah yeah, sure, so yeah, 150 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:03.240 so I said, I rubbed your feet and then went and mask. I 151 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:07.039 was like, I gotta go masturbate I'll be back. Yeah, and I've 152 00:10:07.159 --> 00:10:09.440 was dead asleep. You came out of the bathroom and woke me up. 153 00:10:09.519 --> 00:10:13.039 Oh really I was dead asleep. Oh yeah, I was tired. I 154 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:16.039 have no idea. Sorry, well sorry I woke you up. No, 155 00:10:15.840 --> 00:10:18.720 no, what's your master? Be you? Okay? Tell you more? 156 00:10:18.720 --> 00:10:22.440 Tell you more. Your your birthday pictures, my cake pictures, your cake 157 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:26.559 pictures. I tried to. I have a folder that has all of them, 158 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:33.799 like your jar from a couple years ago, from a couple of years 159 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:39.279 ago, and your current cake photos, but they were but for some reason 160 00:10:39.320 --> 00:10:43.240 it was really blurry. So I had to just go with the cake photos. 161 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:48.799 Yeah, okay, and you just like you just tell me more about 162 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:50.879 like your masturbation plan. Are you just staring at one photo for a long 163 00:10:50.919 --> 00:10:56.519 period of time? I started scrolling and then yeah, one photo. There's 164 00:10:56.600 --> 00:11:01.399 one photo which one let me pull it up. It's actually the photo that 165 00:11:01.480 --> 00:11:05.919 it's like the full version of the one that's my lock screen. Oh oh 166 00:11:05.039 --> 00:11:11.559 oh, the backside one really back rolls. Oh, but like your ass 167 00:11:11.639 --> 00:11:13.480 is rocking in it. And then also like I can really get a good 168 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:18.679 shot of like your ass and a thong and you're like in those pleasers. 169 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:24.879 Sure like it's an all around that's not the sound that a chef makes. 170 00:11:26.960 --> 00:11:31.159 Yeah, okay, okay, cool. How long would you estimate it took? 171 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:33.879 Not very long? What does that mean? A couple of minutes? 172 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:37.240 Two minutes? I don't know something, I don't know. I just I'm 173 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:39.519 just curious, Like, how long does it take you to masturbate? On 174 00:11:39.559 --> 00:11:43.919 average? I can probably I can knock it out in like one to two 175 00:11:43.960 --> 00:11:46.559 minutes pretty easily. Really, Yeah, were you lose using any lubricant? 176 00:11:48.039 --> 00:11:54.200 No, there's just not a good okay, a good option in that bathroom. 177 00:11:54.360 --> 00:11:58.960 Okay, you're out here dry sometimes yeah, quite often? Just and 178 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.639 you're gonna give me shit forget mean you dry handies. I'm not giving you 179 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.360 ship. I'm not giving you ship. But you have to have to understand. 180 00:12:03.919 --> 00:12:11.120 I don't when I'm masturbating is less of it's more of just like it's 181 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:16.399 more of a task. Okay, so it's more like. It doesn't mean 182 00:12:16.440 --> 00:12:18.679 that there's less friction in your hands than there is a mind. No, 183 00:12:18.720 --> 00:12:20.120 But what I'm saying is I'm more willing to just be efficient, Like, 184 00:12:20.200 --> 00:12:24.840 let's just get this over with. You should you should really take your time 185 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.879 and just like give yourself pleasure. I should Yeah, I don't want you 186 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:33.360 to think of masturbating as a task. It should be some like me time 187 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:37.480 light some candles, you know. Yeah, that's kind of that that whole 188 00:12:37.559 --> 00:12:43.440 chestnut. So back to today, So you've masturbated. I haven't masturbated in 189 00:12:43.440 --> 00:12:50.480 a little while. Thanks for asking. I've just been so busy. And 190 00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:56.080 then I was on my period. Even though you know they say that orgasming 191 00:12:56.120 --> 00:13:00.919 helps with cramps. Yes, yeah, but it's so hard. I wear 192 00:13:00.960 --> 00:13:03.120 a diaper, so it's hard to masturbate. Yeah, I imagine that's not 193 00:13:03.200 --> 00:13:07.440 the most like romance. And it's just period. It's just period underwear. 194 00:13:07.480 --> 00:13:11.200 Guys. I don't wear a real diaper. I wear a lady diaper, 195 00:13:11.919 --> 00:13:16.559 just period underwear. So it's just like a thick Yeah, it cuts off 196 00:13:16.600 --> 00:13:22.039 my circulation. Rubs malabia raw so she when you're in them for like a 197 00:13:22.159 --> 00:13:24.799 twelve hour day, Like at my wedding. It came home and my taint 198 00:13:24.960 --> 00:13:28.360 was raw. Any who's that's on me. Don't worry about it, and 199 00:13:28.360 --> 00:13:35.159 I'm figuring life out. Yeah, so we've been on We've been having a 200 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:43.080 nice lazy day. We're super horny. I very seductively let you know you 201 00:13:43.120 --> 00:13:46.000 can play with me, and you should. Yeah, and I described that 202 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:48.840 I wanted you to flower pot me, which was like, ignore the top 203 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:52.679 of me and just use me as the legs that I am. And you 204 00:13:52.720 --> 00:13:56.320 were like, well, I gotta cut my fingers and cut my my fingernails. 205 00:13:56.360 --> 00:14:03.399 And I was like, okay, go do that. Yes, yeah. 206 00:14:03.440 --> 00:14:07.320 What was your like was this what's the flower potting thing? Like? 207 00:14:07.440 --> 00:14:09.120 What was that? What was your reasoning behind that? I love it? 208 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:16.399 Okay period. No, I just like, I don't know. Sometimes I 209 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:18.840 just don't need like I don't want to make out, I don't want to 210 00:14:18.960 --> 00:14:22.759 kiss like. There are days I don't want to do any of that. 211 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:28.200 I just want to be rubbed down. And we've been needing to do some 212 00:14:28.320 --> 00:14:33.120 ass play. So that was part of the cutting your fingernails as I'd let 213 00:14:33.159 --> 00:14:35.440 you know that if you just use me like the legs Diana, give me 214 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:41.639 a nice massage. You can massage everything all around and give me some ass 215 00:14:41.639 --> 00:14:46.480 play. Yeah, because that's what I guess season five is. Season five 216 00:14:46.600 --> 00:14:52.159 is for the tush. Oh, I'm just looking for some times I could 217 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:58.399 not think of the melody of the stupid sog. So, yeah, that's 218 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.559 and that's what we did. I laid I was chessed down, so I 219 00:15:01.639 --> 00:15:05.080 literally was just like ass up. Yeah, put a couple of pillows underneath 220 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:11.840 me, So does that help too far? Up higher? I was worried 221 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:15.799 about the position for you, because I don't feel like you were good about 222 00:15:15.799 --> 00:15:18.399 like repositioning me if I'm not in the best position. You kind of truck 223 00:15:18.440 --> 00:15:24.120 through and you're like this is uncomfortable. Sure, uh for the hands, 224 00:15:24.159 --> 00:15:28.039 for the hands stuff. I don't think it would have mattered either way, 225 00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:31.240 Okay, excited. I had a kind of contortion either way. Okay, 226 00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:35.840 once, once we had like penetrative sex, I should have just lifted you 227 00:15:35.919 --> 00:15:39.960 higher. But then I got I got us in a situation where our legs 228 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:43.440 were a little more cross than I needed them to be. But I was 229 00:15:43.440 --> 00:15:46.720 able to make it work. Okay, Yeah, don't be afraid to reposition 230 00:15:46.759 --> 00:15:50.200 me. Yeah, I was chessed down, and you soaked me in the 231 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:56.679 loobs, a multitude of loobs, and you massaged me really really nice. 232 00:15:56.120 --> 00:16:00.600 And you did a really great massage, a great little massage booty hole. 233 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:02.879 Yes, that was really nice. I enjoyed the heck out of that. 234 00:16:03.600 --> 00:16:07.639 And what thought was interesting was that you were like because my feet were off, 235 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:10.519 my legs were like up, but I was at the edge of the 236 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:14.759 bed. I didn't anticipate you just sit directly next to me. I didn't 237 00:16:14.799 --> 00:16:17.799 either. I thought that was funn You were just like sitting down. Yeah, 238 00:16:17.840 --> 00:16:21.799 I was just sitting on the bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 239 00:16:21.960 --> 00:16:25.960 It just it ended up being like the position that I needed to be in 240 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:27.840 to be in my arms. Well, well, so how was that for 241 00:16:27.879 --> 00:16:30.600 you? Because you could see everything? We did this by a window? 242 00:16:32.600 --> 00:16:37.320 Yeah, how was it? How was it just looking at my parts and 243 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:40.799 not like my just like my ass, like you weren't looking at anything else, 244 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:45.279 and like seeing everything. I enjoy it quite a bit. I like, 245 00:16:45.279 --> 00:16:48.559 like, it's fun to see. I think, I think you have 246 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:53.720 a very nice looking vagina, and it's funny vova and it's funny because uh, 247 00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:59.840 you know, you know, I don't know good. I don't get 248 00:16:59.840 --> 00:17:03.600 the vola thing. A vagina is a different part, I know, but 249 00:17:03.639 --> 00:17:07.759 even then, like the whole thing. Sure, sure, vagina is my 250 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:12.559 my p hoole from what I understand. No, it's the vaginal canal is 251 00:17:12.599 --> 00:17:15.279 the vagina? I gotta pull. I don't know, I gotta look up. 252 00:17:15.519 --> 00:17:18.359 Okay, I look up. The was the whole thing? Okay, 253 00:17:18.400 --> 00:17:26.640 okay, okay, you're right vain. Sorry that out people are to think 254 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:34.359 of job. No I's saying that. I'm trying. Guy, don't make 255 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:37.400 fun of me. I was making fun of you. I am. Oh, 256 00:17:37.640 --> 00:17:42.920 no, that happens. Okay, sorry, so but no, I 257 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:47.000 enjoyed. I liked. I like seeing the whole thing. And last night 258 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:49.799 because I had I know you are, but I enjoy it. And like 259 00:17:49.920 --> 00:17:55.799 last night, I had to put some neo sporn on your little raw part. 260 00:17:56.240 --> 00:17:57.799 Yeah, and that was externally. No, he's not putting neo sporn 261 00:17:57.880 --> 00:18:03.039 inside me. Guys, that's not how the that's against the rules of the 262 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:07.480 ointment. You can't do that. No, I think you can't because I'm 263 00:18:07.519 --> 00:18:11.559 going to use the air bud on this one. There ain't a rule saying 264 00:18:11.599 --> 00:18:17.160 you can't. But yeah, just like on the lip, Yeah, just 265 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:19.759 on the lips. And I like because I had to really be able to 266 00:18:19.799 --> 00:18:22.359 see where the rosspot it is. We had to have like bright lights on. 267 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.640 Yeah, we fluorescent me out, And I feel like it was the 268 00:18:25.680 --> 00:18:30.599 first time I've gotten like full lit close up like that if you're a vagina. 269 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:34.960 And I really was like it was like it was like opening the briefcase 270 00:18:34.960 --> 00:18:41.839 in pulp fiction. I was like, she's so beautiful. Yeah, you 271 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:45.160 did that. We had a whole episode with General Journey. I was here 272 00:18:45.279 --> 00:18:52.200 laying out and yeah, but like even in here, it's more of a 273 00:18:52.240 --> 00:18:56.279 softer light. It's softer lighting there. This is fluorescent. That's warm lighting 274 00:18:56.319 --> 00:19:00.880 in there. No, it's pretty white. Okay, yeah, interesting. 275 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:04.200 Well I'm glad you had that moment. I was a little shy about it, 276 00:19:04.240 --> 00:19:07.519 but I'm getting to the point where I'm like I'm in pain. Help. 277 00:19:07.920 --> 00:19:11.200 Yeah, absolutely, as you should be. But so yeah, so 278 00:19:11.400 --> 00:19:15.279 I enjoyed watching the whole thing and being able to see every piece. Was 279 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:18.519 what was going through your head? Like, how are you feeling about the 280 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:22.799 ass play? Because you don't really put fingers inside me, I think you 281 00:19:23.359 --> 00:19:27.200 might check me. Like maybe the first year or two into the relationship, 282 00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:30.519 we did a little bit of ass play and you got kind of nervous. 283 00:19:30.519 --> 00:19:33.160 And I never was like, don't worry about it, and I didn't make 284 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:36.519 it a priority at all. Yeah, So how did you feel were you 285 00:19:36.640 --> 00:19:38.960 nervous? Like, tell me what went through your head. Give me a 286 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:44.039 play by play. I don't know if I really was thinking about it too 287 00:19:44.119 --> 00:19:51.200 much, and like I keep finding this trend of like I keep not getting 288 00:19:51.200 --> 00:19:53.279 nervous to try new things in the moment. So I wasn't really nervous nice, 289 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:56.240 and yeah, I kind of think I was just kind of like in 290 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:02.119 the moment. Yeah, I wasn't really like and I did. I mean 291 00:20:02.160 --> 00:20:04.799 a little bit like whenever I started going towards your butt, I was definitely 292 00:20:04.839 --> 00:20:11.160 like tricks lubed up enough and like struggling to find it. So I kind 293 00:20:11.160 --> 00:20:15.680 of had to like do a little investigation just to Yeah, but no, 294 00:20:15.359 --> 00:20:18.480 I kind of just like went for it any tips or tricks because there could 295 00:20:18.519 --> 00:20:23.400 be people listening that have never done this before. So what we're referring to 296 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:26.519 because I don't think we've actually ness a fully. Yeah, I put a 297 00:20:26.519 --> 00:20:32.799 finger in your butt, I would say, just I would say, like, 298 00:20:33.720 --> 00:20:37.440 you gotta get your eyes on it. It's a tough thing to feel 299 00:20:37.480 --> 00:20:41.839 because of like because how the anus is, you know, It's like it's 300 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.640 tough to tell just by feel, at least for me, where the actual 301 00:20:47.200 --> 00:20:48.519 was. I feel like you have to really get in there and go down, 302 00:20:48.640 --> 00:20:52.720 like go go through and wait for like a divot, you know what 303 00:20:52.759 --> 00:20:56.359 I mean. Yeah, but it was tough about to feel because there's a 304 00:20:56.359 --> 00:21:00.599 lot of time you know, it's like a creased So yeah, I would 305 00:21:00.599 --> 00:21:03.680 say, like, don't be afraid to like put your head lamps on and 306 00:21:04.920 --> 00:21:07.720 get it going, get it going. And then yeah, I kind of 307 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:11.119 just like I tried to just like massage it like almost, Yeah, you 308 00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:15.039 have to massage, do like a circle, just kind of to preheat the 309 00:21:15.119 --> 00:21:22.599 oven. Yeah. Yeah, and then just like very slowly started scooting in 310 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:26.079 okay with my pinky. Yeah was it pinky the entire time? Oh? 311 00:21:26.119 --> 00:21:30.000 Okay, cool? I didn't want to, like I didn't. I just 312 00:21:30.000 --> 00:21:33.720 didn't know. Yeah, Okay, we read something and read something that's like 313 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:37.279 pinky first. Yeah, it was in last week's episode. We read like 314 00:21:37.319 --> 00:21:44.759 the Cosmos tips and not Cosmos, the Cosmos, the jobs, the Cosmo. 315 00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:48.359 We read those Cosmo tips on stepping into into that kind of stuff. 316 00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:51.240 And yeah, that was I think one of their tips. It is either 317 00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:55.160 them or the Bad Girls Club or something like that. I think it was 318 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:59.240 a Bad Girl's Bible. Yes, Cosmo is just like mmmm, maybe it 319 00:21:59.279 --> 00:22:03.119 was called I don't remember. We've looked at both, both had good both 320 00:22:03.119 --> 00:22:04.559 had bad tips. Yeah, I just yeah, I do remember that. 321 00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:08.960 It was like the British rule, like pinkies up. Yeah, the Queen 322 00:22:10.039 --> 00:22:11.920 always starts with it was like you have to, like, you know, 323 00:22:12.400 --> 00:22:18.039 go up the scale because look, there's like a pretty good sized difference, 324 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.880 you know. So yeah, it took a solid inch difference between but even 325 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:26.440 just like girth wise, you know, I mean you have tiny, little 326 00:22:26.519 --> 00:22:27.720 dainty lady hands. Oh yeah, I say. I was like, I 327 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:30.640 don't know, and this is the one that's going to be in there. 328 00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:34.319 Your sausages are much thicker than my little pinkies and okay, yeah, yeah 329 00:22:34.400 --> 00:22:37.599 I think that's why. Yeah, oh yeah, oh my god. Yeah, 330 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:42.119 look at her between our pinkies. Yeah that's pretty significant. But no, 331 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:47.039 I'm talking about I'm talking about mine, Like the difference between my pinky 332 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:49.480 and what would be like my next I do get what you're saying. I'm 333 00:22:49.480 --> 00:22:52.480 just saying this because I'm thinking I didn't realize it was your pinky because I'm 334 00:22:52.480 --> 00:22:56.200 thinking about mine. Oh yeah, it felt bigger, so I realized it 335 00:22:56.200 --> 00:23:00.279 was a pinky because he's so small. The only pinky I really pay tendon 336 00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:03.119 to do his mine, honestly, no sense. Sure, but yes, 337 00:23:03.160 --> 00:23:07.160 there is a big difference between each. So so I was like, we'll 338 00:23:07.160 --> 00:23:08.640 just stick with the pinky for right now. Yeah, we'll work our way 339 00:23:08.680 --> 00:23:11.680 down. Yeah, but I I got I was in there, you were 340 00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:15.480 well. I didn't realize how in there you were until you pulled out and 341 00:23:15.519 --> 00:23:18.119 how long it took. It was like it was like a clown scarf. 342 00:23:19.359 --> 00:23:23.680 Yeah. I was like, okay, oh wow, okay, he's still 343 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:26.039 in there. Like no, I was full. I mean I was up 344 00:23:26.079 --> 00:23:30.599 to the like my my like palm was how many interest you think that is 345 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:34.319 like three and a half four? I don't have one off. I don't 346 00:23:34.359 --> 00:23:37.279 have one. I don't know where one would be either. Yeah, maybe 347 00:23:37.319 --> 00:23:42.799 like because like an inches like this, No, probably your pinky tip to 348 00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:47.759 here, Yeah it was probably It's probably a good like three or so. 349 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:52.680 Yeah, okay, yeah, I didn't realize how far up you were in 350 00:23:52.720 --> 00:23:59.519 there. Yeah. So so I enjoyed it because it was like really fun. 351 00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:02.640 It was wild. It was a wild point. You exclaimed, like 352 00:24:02.759 --> 00:24:08.160 I'm having so much fun. I don't think I said that. You said 353 00:24:08.160 --> 00:24:11.839 something though, You're like, I'm really enjoying this, I said someth thing. 354 00:24:11.920 --> 00:24:15.039 Yeah, but no, it was it was really it was really wild. 355 00:24:15.920 --> 00:24:18.640 Yeah, did you did it? It didn't make a difference. It 356 00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:22.559 feel very different for me, it did, yeah, because it was like 357 00:24:22.559 --> 00:24:30.279 a new experience, like, oh I shouldn't be here. Oh so yeah. 358 00:24:30.319 --> 00:24:33.480 And then what really surprised me is I didn't you So we'll get to 359 00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:37.839 your thoughts after, but like I didn't imagine like at one point just in 360 00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:41.680 like the process and how my hands were moving to did you my pinky started 361 00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:45.000 like going back and forth, not like in and out, but just like 362 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:51.279 wag to side And you seemed to enjoy that. But that was a moment 363 00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:53.839 I was like, is this, like what's happening? Like I never thought 364 00:24:53.920 --> 00:24:59.880 about going side to side, And like, I honestly think I liked that 365 00:25:00.079 --> 00:25:06.920 more because I don't know when it comes to anal penetration in and out, 366 00:25:06.920 --> 00:25:10.079 it's just it's not it's just isn't doesn't work for me. It's a it's 367 00:25:10.119 --> 00:25:12.400 a tight spot. But also like you have more, you're more likely to 368 00:25:12.519 --> 00:25:22.200 like snag or or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, this 369 00:25:22.240 --> 00:25:26.279 is making me very excited for when we use the butt plug. Because I 370 00:25:26.319 --> 00:25:30.559 do think I just enjoy something being in there. It's less about the friction 371 00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.680 of the in and out. That doesn't do a whole lot for me, 372 00:25:33.920 --> 00:25:37.880 sure, So it's more about like this, the like almost like the just 373 00:25:37.960 --> 00:25:57.440 the pressure, the pressure of it all. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, 374 00:25:57.480 --> 00:26:02.119 so tell me how kind of your expen I really liked it. I 375 00:26:02.160 --> 00:26:03.880 was a little nervous at first. I could tell when you were like looking 376 00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:07.119 for it intensely, and I was like, I got that makes me nervous 377 00:26:07.119 --> 00:26:11.240 because I don't want you to like get me with your nail or something. 378 00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:15.279 The nails are what scares me. But no, you figured it out, 379 00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:19.640 and I was I was nervous for a little while as it was happening, 380 00:26:19.680 --> 00:26:23.440 but then yeah, something something clicked and just started. Everything just felt really 381 00:26:23.480 --> 00:26:29.799 good. And and because of that, what surprised me was when we decided 382 00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:33.559 to do penetrative sex and like move on. And I'm not trying to necessarily 383 00:26:33.559 --> 00:26:38.039 move on, but what's surprising that the whole situation is when you like we 384 00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:41.920 stopped, you like put a condom on, all that good stuff and then 385 00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:48.519 restarted. How easy it was at the second point to like repenetrate my anus 386 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:52.240 like with your like you going back in was like nothing so easy for both 387 00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:57.559 of us penetrating you. Yeah, So what surprised me is that, like 388 00:26:57.599 --> 00:27:00.440 when you stopped penetrating me, like put on a condom and move, get 389 00:27:00.480 --> 00:27:04.440 my toy and stuff like that, how easy it was to like reinsert for 390 00:27:04.480 --> 00:27:10.279 both of us. Super simple. We're both like prepped and ready to go. 391 00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:15.240 Yeah. I mean you were pretty like accepted it with no hesitation. 392 00:27:15.559 --> 00:27:25.559 The body was like, and that was really good? Did you you enjoyed 393 00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:27.599 that? That was a good position for me because like you were super duper 394 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:30.880 in me, but you weren't hitting like the wrong walls or anything. Because 395 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:36.279 sometimes you'll be in a position that's too far deep and I feel like you're 396 00:27:36.319 --> 00:27:38.400 just hitting my cervix. This was a good position. I feel like I 397 00:27:38.400 --> 00:27:41.319 was in between because I wasn't fully in doggy style. Was I in puppy 398 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:45.680 post because I was like laying down. My ass was up, but I 399 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:51.039 was like laying front for your your back, your back legs gotta be with 400 00:27:51.079 --> 00:27:55.920 the puppy thing post thing. I think your legs well, because I called 401 00:27:55.920 --> 00:28:00.279 them your back legs like a dog right, just your legs behind. I 402 00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:04.160 supposed toe your top arms for your front arms. Yeah, they were kind 403 00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:07.519 of sprawled a little bit, like you were almost like in a frog position 404 00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:14.119 laying down, which was really nice. I know it was really good, 405 00:28:14.640 --> 00:28:15.759 but I'm in the wrong position. I'll have sex with you, but it 406 00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:19.880 doesn't necessarily feel good. Sure, so really good, Like I was roused 407 00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:27.279 that. I love when we get to warm up and have some Yeah, 408 00:28:27.759 --> 00:28:32.720 and then you were done. You claim you were done and you finished, 409 00:28:33.640 --> 00:28:41.920 and you grab my toy and so I could finish, and I offered I 410 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.799 just I offered a performance. I've offered a performance up for you because you 411 00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:48.160 were done. But sometimes you like to help or sometimes you know when you're 412 00:28:48.160 --> 00:28:55.240 just kind of there, so I like to include you. Hey, buddy, 413 00:28:55.480 --> 00:29:00.200 you don't got to print anything. Sorry. Our cat works at a 414 00:29:00.240 --> 00:29:04.279 FedEx office and he's trying to print and he works remote. Can you imagine 415 00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:07.799 working remote for FedEx? Kin goes you have to use your own printer, 416 00:29:08.759 --> 00:29:12.480 Like, do you have your own printers? I know a place you can 417 00:29:12.519 --> 00:29:19.960 get one. Maybe they send you a printer, maybe any user, So 418 00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:25.119 you would you sit on the ground, Yeah, so you sat on the 419 00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:27.640 kind of I was like crouched down, crouched down on the ground, I 420 00:29:27.680 --> 00:29:32.599 was still on the edge of the bed and I just kind of laid down 421 00:29:32.599 --> 00:29:36.759 on my back and masturbated with my toy just sprawled out for you, How 422 00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:40.319 was it getting a front row seat to masturbation? It was really fun to 423 00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:42.799 watch it. Yeah. At one point I caught myself because I'm also like, 424 00:29:42.920 --> 00:29:45.960 I'm pretty like that edible is kicked in for me for sure. Yeah, 425 00:29:47.559 --> 00:29:49.799 so like, and it was during that time at one point I caught 426 00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:53.839 myself where I was like I'd realized I had just been like I got lost 427 00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:59.279 in watching like and at one point I was like, this is how it 428 00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:03.279 felt on my face. I was just like, like I realized my eyes 429 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:08.200 were wide open and my jaw was like cartoon style. I was watching it 430 00:30:10.799 --> 00:30:12.319 and I wish they could see the face. It was a wild face. 431 00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:18.000 Yeah, Like I just completely zoned out of my My face just was like 432 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:22.559 okay, whoa so yeah, and I was like, God, I hope 433 00:30:22.559 --> 00:30:25.920 she doesn't look up and see me right now. I couldn't see. Yeah, 434 00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:26.720 I think I tried to look at you a time or two, but 435 00:30:26.799 --> 00:30:30.160 like the window was like the sun was still kind of come through the windows, 436 00:30:30.200 --> 00:30:33.440 so your face was a little dark and I couldn't see a little glory 437 00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:36.880 for me. Yeah, so yeah, I gave you a front row seat. 438 00:30:37.200 --> 00:30:40.880 It did a little extra for you, Like I give you some some 439 00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:44.319 rebinon touching and stuff, so you can use that and save that for this 440 00:30:44.440 --> 00:30:47.720 bank bank. I appreciate it. Yeah, I hope that's something you can 441 00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:52.279 refer to in your in your mental folder. Well made you decide to do 442 00:30:52.319 --> 00:30:59.920 that because you're typically like a little shy about touching yourself. I'm likes visual 443 00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:06.400 out and being like being watched because I was already sprawled out for all the 444 00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:10.160 other stuff kind of, I'm like, well I've already seen everything. Yeah, 445 00:31:10.440 --> 00:31:14.279 so it was that was made me a little more nervous. But honestly, 446 00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:17.200 because on that I'm so relaxed and I was just so horny that I 447 00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:18.920 honestly didn't I didn't think twice about it. But you're right, like I 448 00:31:19.000 --> 00:31:22.480 usually am a little more clammed up about being all sprawled out for you to 449 00:31:22.480 --> 00:31:26.960 see. Yeah, but you were already pinky deep in me. So I 450 00:31:26.000 --> 00:31:30.200 was like, well, this, this shouldn't be this shouldn't be anything he 451 00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:33.480 hasn't seen I can't imagine me just going from my back. Going from laying 452 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.160 on my front to my back is going to make much of a difference. 453 00:31:37.039 --> 00:31:41.519 Is that like it's upside down? You're like, ill, I like it 454 00:31:41.599 --> 00:31:47.240 facing this way. So yeah, I was just like, well, this 455 00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:48.920 will be fun, Like I don't I don't know. I was like, 456 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:51.319 well, maybe it's fun. He's already finished. He might be like, 457 00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:56.680 well, this isn't fun anymore, like I've already completed no time. Yeah, 458 00:31:57.400 --> 00:32:00.880 Yeah, it was really good. I'm really excited. This made me. 459 00:32:00.119 --> 00:32:02.839 I was nervous about the but plug as we tried to do it the 460 00:32:02.880 --> 00:32:06.759 first time, Like in a way we shouldn't have, Like you don't start 461 00:32:06.759 --> 00:32:10.119 with the butt plug. Obviously the finger playing work your way up, but 462 00:32:10.200 --> 00:32:14.559 because of the kind of the fail of the butt plug, I've been really 463 00:32:14.599 --> 00:32:16.960 nervous about bringing it back up. Like I feel like we're getting used to 464 00:32:17.000 --> 00:32:20.920 it. Yeah, we're figuring it out. I know what to expect, 465 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:23.039 my button is what to expect. And you know, practicing is perfect. 466 00:32:23.039 --> 00:32:28.599 It'll know, you'll know takes ten thousand hours to be an expert on anything. 467 00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:31.279 Yeah, and so we've gotten we're only you know, we're aready gotten 468 00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:37.640 fifteen minutes down. But it was good. No, I felt really cute 469 00:32:37.799 --> 00:32:40.200 and masturbating was super easy. I came. I feel like it came really 470 00:32:40.240 --> 00:32:43.680 fast. Yeah. Yeah, I took you. You're pretty quick about it. 471 00:32:43.720 --> 00:32:45.880 Yeah. I don't think you were down there longer than like ninety seconds, 472 00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:50.720 honestly, Yeah, because I was already quite aroused. Yeah, super 473 00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:52.240 good. I really enjoyed it. I was. I was a little nervous, 474 00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.880 but you you trimmed out your fingernails down. You just got to be 475 00:32:55.920 --> 00:33:00.200 really relaxed. And for both the US that's being on edit, Yeah, 476 00:33:00.200 --> 00:33:04.039 honestly, because I am really shy about that, and you cannot be your 477 00:33:04.039 --> 00:33:07.599 body cannot be clammed up in that situation. You are, you are sprawling 478 00:33:07.640 --> 00:33:13.039 out. Yeah. Yeah, So it was good. And I shaved recently 479 00:33:13.720 --> 00:33:17.079 so like you could see everything. Yeah yeah, yeah, No, I 480 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:23.720 really enjoyed it. I'm a vaginal mullet. I just shaved everything underneath and 481 00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:28.200 just leave like my pubic region, just like Harry. Yeah, that's a 482 00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:30.960 pretty common front bush. That's a pretty common thing. Front bush and then 483 00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:36.240 a shaved under Yeah. I think that's that's very common. I think so 484 00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:38.799 Okay, Well, I'm not that special, and sorry, guys, I 485 00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:43.880 think you're special. Thanks, But yeah, no, it was really and 486 00:33:43.920 --> 00:33:46.839 I think like us being you know, taking edibles and just relaxing helped because 487 00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:51.200 I never I really didn't at any point feel that much in my head about 488 00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:54.079 it. I kind of was just like going, I just closed my eyes. 489 00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:57.400 I love. I love that I'm flower potting. I love and I 490 00:33:57.400 --> 00:34:00.279 can close my eyes and my being like faced down the mattress. Really, 491 00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:05.240 Yeah, I just really relax. Yeah, and I don't have to like 492 00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:08.360 focus on like where I'm looking or you know, being in my head about 493 00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:14.119 kissing you and things like that. I can just like turn off and just 494 00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:17.480 like accept it's a lazy way, but no, I get it. I 495 00:34:17.480 --> 00:34:22.159 mean I would the same way. Yeah. I feel bad that you'll never 496 00:34:22.199 --> 00:34:28.320 get to experience like being not a rout, Yeah, being around, like 497 00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:34.000 being touched and stuff like that late like flaying on your chest unless we had 498 00:34:34.039 --> 00:34:36.880 you on the edge of the bed and your feet were dangling off like a 499 00:34:36.960 --> 00:34:39.840 chair or something like. I'll never be able to like jerk you while you're 500 00:34:39.920 --> 00:34:45.679 laying on your Tourso yeah, we would have to like put a hole in 501 00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:52.719 the table or something, Yeah, because it's really fun. It's very lazy. 502 00:34:52.960 --> 00:34:58.960 I'm sure it is. Sorry you can't have yeah, well just uh 503 00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.519 yeah, we'll have you laying on You're laying on your torso on your front, 504 00:35:02.519 --> 00:35:06.639 well will barrow you backwards, will put your legs on my shoulders. 505 00:35:06.679 --> 00:35:09.519 I'll be standing and I'll just I'll give you the old jerk. Okay, 506 00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:17.920 okay, we'll figure that figure what's that called the reverse reverse driving stick? 507 00:35:20.519 --> 00:35:24.079 Willburrow upside down, Willbrow facing? I think it's just it would be just 508 00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:29.079 willbarrow. Well will barrow. You're typically on your back, You're not. 509 00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:34.400 No, no, I'm on my back and like my legs are on your 510 00:35:34.440 --> 00:35:37.760 shoulder. Yeah, but you're you're facing down to will barrow. Yeah, 511 00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:43.000 okay, just a lazy wheelbarrow, the relaxed wheelbarrow, because're laying on the 512 00:35:43.000 --> 00:35:47.280 bed. Yeah, we should google this sometimes we'll figure it out some research. 513 00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:50.719 Well, we'll figure it out. But that was a good one. 514 00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:52.360 I I enjoyed the heck out of it. So I'm gonna do everything I 515 00:35:52.400 --> 00:35:55.679 can to make it happen for you. Okay, so you can have that 516 00:35:55.800 --> 00:36:01.559 same experience. Yeah, So what do you think is next for us on 517 00:36:02.159 --> 00:36:09.039 the on the I want alliteration, the anal, the anal adventure. Well, 518 00:36:09.639 --> 00:36:15.320 I mean butt plug, but is there a step before that? We'll 519 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:20.480 just imagine a thicker finger, thicker finger, bigger finger, what the but 520 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.840 plug would imagine? We would have to get the thumb involved. Yeah, 521 00:36:22.920 --> 00:36:28.079 maybe that's maybe that's what we do. Is we have because I think my 522 00:36:28.159 --> 00:36:35.039 fingers do get like thicker, sure they do. Fule sausages like one like 523 00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:38.079 this is a this is an extra small, this is a small, medium, 524 00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:45.159 large, extra large fives work. Yeah, yeah, I was like, 525 00:36:45.239 --> 00:36:49.760 do I have that too? Yes, well no, But what I'm 526 00:36:49.760 --> 00:36:52.480 saying is like even the size, like the sizing is getting a little thicker 527 00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:54.840 as it goes along. You think, yeah, I can see that for 528 00:36:54.880 --> 00:37:00.760 sure. So we just need to like we'll work up and then go with 529 00:37:00.800 --> 00:37:06.079 the fists. With the fist, yeah, well, let's have to work 530 00:37:06.119 --> 00:37:09.039 through all the fingies, not all of them, but like maybe it's the 531 00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:13.880 middle thinger next time, and then maybe we can go with them like okay, 532 00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:16.400 yeah, you know, we don't go through five all five of them. 533 00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:19.880 Sure, unless we do, and then we have a way to backtrack 534 00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.320 or move forward, and then we can get the butt plug involved, because 535 00:37:22.360 --> 00:37:27.639 I'm ready for that. Yeah, do you think you will prefer the butt 536 00:37:27.679 --> 00:37:29.920 plug or do you think you prefer your fingers because it's I mean, it's 537 00:37:29.960 --> 00:37:32.400 you. I think it depends on what we're doing, because do you do 538 00:37:32.440 --> 00:37:36.119 you like just knowing something's in my butt? Or do you like knowing it's 539 00:37:36.159 --> 00:37:45.239 you in my butt? Um? That's a thinker probably more so just knowing 540 00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:47.320 something's in your butt. Okay, it doesn't have to be unless it's like 541 00:37:47.679 --> 00:37:52.320 unless it was probably anal sex sure then, but but I don't think you 542 00:37:52.360 --> 00:38:00.559 can't come out your fingers. Yeah, well, like the sensitivity, feel 543 00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:06.039 goodness, feel goodness, You don't get the sensations from your fingers. Well 544 00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:08.760 you know what, I don't. I think I enjoy it both, but 545 00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:14.519 I think like just knowing something's in there would be it would be also quite 546 00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:17.119 fun. Yeah, Like if we did fool, like if I penetrated you, 547 00:38:19.000 --> 00:38:23.519 I would prefer just doing the buck plod butt plug. Then my fingers 548 00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:29.159 you can also see. I can see and like even just now we did 549 00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:31.840 that where I was like penetrating you and had a pinky up there and yeah, 550 00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:36.159 that was a pretty rough you still finished though. Well, yeah, 551 00:38:37.760 --> 00:38:39.320 it wasn't that distracting, but yeah, I'm sure it was. It was 552 00:38:39.320 --> 00:38:45.000 a little difficult thing for lack of better words. Yeah, so in that 553 00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:46.159 case, for sure, I would like, let's put the butt plug in 554 00:38:46.159 --> 00:38:50.360 here. I'm gonna look down at that thing. Are you gonna be a 555 00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:53.519 butt plug guy? Or do you give me a tail? No? No, 556 00:38:55.039 --> 00:38:58.599 not to yuck anyone's yum. If you like a good taiale, go 557 00:38:58.719 --> 00:39:00.360 right ahead. About if it's not a tail? What if it's because this 558 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:04.719 one just has like a round stopper at the bottom. What if it's like 559 00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:08.519 a star or no, that's pointy? What I feel it's what it feels 560 00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:10.960 like a heart? What do you want? Like that's pointy too? I 561 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:13.840 guess it can be. It can't. I mean, it can't have a 562 00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:19.400 soft bottle around. It can't have a soft body, speak at a soft 563 00:39:19.400 --> 00:39:21.880 bottom. Do you want to give me one of those gem ones that's just 564 00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:24.840 like a it's still it's still round, but it's like a sparkly I think 565 00:39:24.920 --> 00:39:29.920 Zarofsky makes like butt plugs. Butt plugs? They should No, I don't 566 00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:32.360 big ass gemstone. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I'm not 567 00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:35.880 like worried about the shape at the end of it. No, you don't 568 00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:40.760 want a little the old razzle da. I don't think I'm gonna look it 569 00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.559 up. I'm just gonna look up, like I don't know it's pretty, 570 00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:46.960 but like I'm just gonna type him. I was like, I don't know 571 00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:52.199 butt plugs with flair. I just typed him butt plug. Oh good, 572 00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.079 Amazon has some, not that we're gonna order them on Amazon. We like 573 00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:00.320 just the poor businesses. But see, look these are these just have like 574 00:40:00.360 --> 00:40:05.360 little stones. Yeah, this is like a round gemstone. There's always forget 575 00:40:05.400 --> 00:40:07.760 that. There's like different sizes, so we'll get to work our way to 576 00:40:07.840 --> 00:40:12.760 different sizes. There's so much to the butt plan so much. These are 577 00:40:12.840 --> 00:40:17.719 just rounds, but they're green, represent your Irish roots. These are a 578 00:40:17.760 --> 00:40:23.159 little more like they're not as like intense. Do you think you would prefer 579 00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:27.960 these over that? I don't know, because this one's this for lack of 580 00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:30.840 better words, this is like the triangle shape, like the tear drop shape 581 00:40:30.159 --> 00:40:34.159 with like it's like the skinny part and then like a big bubble at the 582 00:40:34.280 --> 00:40:36.519 end kind of yeah, a big tear drop at the end, big tear 583 00:40:36.599 --> 00:40:38.280 drop that's what we have. We have a tear drop and these ones are 584 00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:44.360 more of like a They're like a gradual skinny balloon. Yeah. They almost 585 00:40:44.360 --> 00:40:46.480 look like a condom, like a with like if you're blue air into a 586 00:40:46.519 --> 00:40:50.760 condom. Like they're just more of a gradual, a gradual cylinder. Yeah, 587 00:40:51.039 --> 00:40:52.639 bit fatter cylinder on the top. Yeah. I don't know yet, 588 00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.039 Like we'll have to work. These are metal, so I feel like that 589 00:40:55.119 --> 00:41:00.280 could be really fun to put in the refrigerator. Yeah. Yeah, do 590 00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.480 you think your butt would enjoy the cold? I don't know. Well, 591 00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:05.480 I guess we'll find out. I guess we'll find out. I feel like 592 00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:07.840 if when I'm like into things enough, like it feels good, well yeah, 593 00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.960 like a metal feels yeah, Okay, yeah, I think I would. 594 00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:15.599 Actually, I think this one has an NFL logo on it because it's 595 00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:23.360 for men. That's something on us, some kind of logo, mom remote 596 00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:28.719 control anal plug Ooh I love If I would like that or not for women 597 00:41:29.159 --> 00:41:31.159 and men silver, I don't. I think it's probably just like the logo 598 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:37.559 of the it was a joke company or something. It's so funny how some 599 00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:42.599 of these look like like door that door like cabinet. Cabinet. Oh sure 600 00:41:43.239 --> 00:41:46.719 those are called but yeah, there's like different ones. Oh these are ribbed, 601 00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:51.559 is that one? What's this one? That one has a pump and 602 00:41:51.559 --> 00:41:54.800 its inflatable butt plug. I can't imagine that would I don't know, huh. 603 00:41:54.960 --> 00:41:58.400 I mean people, I mean it's in the top thirteen. People are 604 00:41:58.639 --> 00:42:00.639 enjoying it. People are enjoying it. So I don't want to speak for 605 00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:01.519 other people, but I don't think. I don't. I think I'm good. 606 00:42:02.119 --> 00:42:06.719 I think I'll be fine. Super long that's in the top eighteen. 607 00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:10.119 Super long anal plug. We're looking at like the top twenty. They're rated. 608 00:42:10.519 --> 00:42:14.760 Yeah, it's like this just looks like a Harry Potter one. I 609 00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:17.199 thought it was a bond. It looked like a wind And this one looks 610 00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:22.440 like a lemon squeezer. Oh yeah, it's got like a or like a 611 00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:28.199 like a juicer like it has. This is a it's a juicer and a 612 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:36.719 butt plug. Two words heavy hitters. This one's weighted weights. Oh, 613 00:42:37.239 --> 00:42:42.599 so you can change your little bootyhole premium silicon weighted anal plug extra large? 614 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:46.239 Interesting? Yeah, how wild? Yeah, I think about the way ones. 615 00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:51.840 Maybe you can get those those anal like jade eggs that you put up 616 00:42:51.840 --> 00:42:55.480 there train your vaginal walls. Okay, And then for number twenty one, 617 00:42:55.599 --> 00:43:02.000 there is a fox style tail. Yes, I'm surprised it took all the 618 00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:06.199 way to twenty one to find that one. Number twenty one. That's the 619 00:43:06.320 --> 00:43:14.360 rating of ordered over a thousand orders. This one is like a long like 620 00:43:14.440 --> 00:43:17.440 a snake. But I'm assuming it's like, oh, it's just like flexible, 621 00:43:17.519 --> 00:43:20.559 like you can kind of bend it in whatever shape you needed. I 622 00:43:20.599 --> 00:43:24.639 guess, so interesting. I don't like dildo, that's nice. This one 623 00:43:24.679 --> 00:43:29.840 feels like a little penis that could be fun. Yeah, I'm surprised that's 624 00:43:29.840 --> 00:43:36.719 a thirty two A little a small little dildo, a small little penis for 625 00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:38.159 your Yeah, I don't, I just don't. I don't know if I've 626 00:43:38.199 --> 00:43:42.440 ever seen that before. It may just not be something people think that's even 627 00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:47.159 there. This one is like literally a tiny yeah it is, I see 628 00:43:47.159 --> 00:43:50.480 it. It's shaped like a penis shape, like a penis. It looks 629 00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:53.079 like a little penis bean like like if like if anyone remembers mighty beans, 630 00:43:53.719 --> 00:43:55.480 this is like the penis one. That's what it kind of looks like. 631 00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.000 Well, there's lots of options, so we'll see how far we get into 632 00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:05.400 our Oh like that. I don't like flash lights. I don't like when 633 00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:08.719 you can like see all the rubbery pieces an interesting shape. So's kind of 634 00:44:08.760 --> 00:44:13.800 like a cross between the two. Well, lot have to try different shapes 635 00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:19.800 and such. The super big butt plug terrainer. Yeah, I don't like 636 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:22.199 these. The like the hollow henal plugs. Yeah, why is that a 637 00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:25.119 thing? It's I mean, it's a thing. It's so you can it's 638 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:30.039 it's something to to fuck. Oh you put your peep in there? Oh 639 00:44:30.440 --> 00:44:34.199 yeah, that's what I just I don't like it looks like legs. No, 640 00:44:34.440 --> 00:44:37.079 this one looks wild. Oh no, it's not. That's a terrible 641 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:40.079 picture. I thought it was something you fuck. But it's not that. 642 00:44:40.239 --> 00:44:44.320 It's a uh it's hollow. I think you can't put your peep in there. 643 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:45.840 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out. Okay, yeah, 644 00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:50.239 Op, the sizes interesting. Well, we have a lot to discover, 645 00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.000 we have a lot to go through. So we'll just work through the fingers 646 00:44:53.000 --> 00:44:57.280 and then we'll work our way to our butt plug. Yeah, and then 647 00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:00.239 I think I think I'll be ready. I'll be ready for anal Okay, 648 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:06.440 yeah, there's so much. There's so much to go through so on the 649 00:45:06.519 --> 00:45:12.480 journey. I'm excited for it. Any last thoughts, any last pieces of 650 00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:20.119 advice or I get to wisdom. I was just like, be very careful, 651 00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.880 be very slow, and be all looped up. Yeah, and just 652 00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:24.800 be relaxed. Just be relaxed. I was in the passenger seat of this 653 00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:29.119 one, and which I imagine all being a lot of them. I'm not 654 00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:34.280 gonna lie, but but it was nice. I just relax. I just 655 00:45:34.360 --> 00:45:36.920 got like in my favorite position, I don't you know, just got in 656 00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:38.519 my face, buried in the mattress. It was felt really good. I 657 00:45:38.639 --> 00:45:40.880 was very relaxed. I was a little nervous in the beginning, but it 658 00:45:40.960 --> 00:45:45.320 worked out really well, and I'm actually very excited for more of that. 659 00:45:45.840 --> 00:45:49.719 Good. Yeah, that was nice. That was fun. Are well, 660 00:45:49.800 --> 00:45:52.840 and also you have to laugh at it. We were talking a little bit 661 00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:55.679 about this. We got done and went in our respected bath yeah yeah, 662 00:45:55.719 --> 00:46:00.719 yeah, yeah, yeah. We go to our respected bath rooms. You 663 00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:02.559 know, I use the restroom, We do all the things, and then 664 00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:07.480 we come back together and Adam and I are dead silent because we have a 665 00:46:07.559 --> 00:46:12.199 podcast. Well, also as we were going in we got done, and 666 00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:15.840 as we're walking into the restrooms, are the restrooms you go, we should 667 00:46:15.880 --> 00:46:19.639 record right after we should record, so you need to go sit the mic 668 00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:22.519 U. Yeah. Yeah, so we knew we were going to record. 669 00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:25.880 We get done, come back together, and IM and I are just staring 670 00:46:25.920 --> 00:46:30.239 at each other and I am like, did you enjoy yourself? And You're 671 00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:37.559 like yeah, just an airy yeah yeah, and I'm like okay, but 672 00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:42.480 also you like exclaimed while we were doing things. You're like, I'm really 673 00:46:42.679 --> 00:46:45.599 enjoying this, So I was like I was expecting a little more. And 674 00:46:45.599 --> 00:46:46.360 then you were like, did you enjoy yourself? And I'm like yeah, 675 00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:51.840 and I was also kind of expecting a little more. I was like, 676 00:46:51.920 --> 00:46:52.719 yeah, no, it was good. And then you were putting on your 677 00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:55.079 shoes to walk the dog real quick, and I was like, okay, 678 00:46:55.199 --> 00:47:00.199 are we just being quiet because we're going to record and we're waiting to give 679 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:04.639 full feedback like live or did we not enjoy ourselves? And you just start 680 00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.719 laughing and I'm like, okay, that's what it is, because yeah, 681 00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:09.480 when you have a sex podcast, we're trying to get our genuine reactions to 682 00:47:09.639 --> 00:47:14.039 things, So right, when we're done with sex, we just get quiet. 683 00:47:14.840 --> 00:47:17.599 Yeah, terrifying, very scary because I had because you were also acting 684 00:47:17.679 --> 00:47:21.199 a lot like how how you're saying. I was well because then I started 685 00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:22.400 reacting to you where I was like, Okay, you didn't like this shit, 686 00:47:22.480 --> 00:47:25.639 well great, thanks, like myself in a vulnerable position. Yeah, 687 00:47:25.719 --> 00:47:30.119 so we just got in like a funk. We just got in a funk 688 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:34.119 where we couldn't tell that the other person enjoyed it or not. I feel 689 00:47:34.119 --> 00:47:37.159 like we're learning so many new things that I want to make sure is our 690 00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.320 new regular thing. I don't want to get done like with but I don't 691 00:47:40.360 --> 00:47:43.440 want to work all the way up to anal and then like you just stop 692 00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:45.800 touching my butt? Oh sure, you know what I mean. And same 693 00:47:45.840 --> 00:47:47.000 thing with eating your ass like I want to. I want that to be 694 00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:50.360 a regular thing, like they give you a blowy. I'm gonna go down 695 00:47:50.400 --> 00:47:52.800 there and explore everything for sure, you know what I mean. I'm excited. 696 00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:58.519 I'm excited that like regular sex adding into an actual repertoire, not just 697 00:47:58.679 --> 00:48:01.280 trying it. Yeah. I think that's the overall I'm excited about is for 698 00:48:01.880 --> 00:48:08.599 regular sex, every day sex that's not podcast and trying new things that that's 699 00:48:08.679 --> 00:48:12.679 gonna be a new regular. Yeah. You know, like if you think 700 00:48:12.679 --> 00:48:15.800 about the way we used to have sex before, all this is like in 701 00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:20.199 the past. So I'm excited. I'm like, I'm gonna get I want 702 00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:22.920 to experience that all the time. Yeah. Yeah, if you're gonna finger 703 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:24.960 me like you are required to touch my booty hole, you hear me? 704 00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:32.159 If you can't have one without the other, thanks, Okay, anything else 705 00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:37.679 I get any questions from me? Do you have any advice for the people? 706 00:48:38.280 --> 00:48:42.280 I kind of repeat I said my advice after you said your advice today. 707 00:48:42.360 --> 00:48:45.679 Relaxed and just be open and yeah, just don't be self conscious. 708 00:48:45.719 --> 00:48:49.400 And especially because you know you may have to. We had to do We 709 00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:52.519 did this in the middle of the day. It was the evening. It 710 00:48:52.639 --> 00:48:55.239 was like six o'clock, so the light light was still out, Like you 711 00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:59.559 gut And that's that's good. It's hard to kind of do that in the 712 00:48:59.639 --> 00:49:01.760 very begin and without light, honest, Oh for sure, that's kind of 713 00:49:02.119 --> 00:49:06.320 Yeah. And if you're shy like I am and not interested in being sprawled 714 00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:10.719 out like you just gotta you's gotta do your best. Yeah, you have 715 00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:15.599 to get over that it's gonna happen. You have to get over it, 716 00:49:15.039 --> 00:49:20.280 because then then you're all clammed up and they're shooting blanks, like they're just 717 00:49:20.280 --> 00:49:23.320 shooting in the dark. Sorry, shooting blank they're just shooting in the dark. 718 00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:25.880 And then it gets painful. Yeah, yeah, because you gotta be 719 00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:30.440 relaxed. And then when we do do anal we have I'm gonna have to 720 00:49:30.920 --> 00:49:34.039 like I have to like push a little bit and get you inserted. Mm 721 00:49:34.119 --> 00:49:37.039 hmmm. So like there's a lot of comfortability with your parts that you have 722 00:49:37.159 --> 00:49:40.800 to have. So just just relax and just know they're super excited to be 723 00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:45.280 exploring the territory. They they don't be worried about how it looks, honestly. 724 00:49:45.679 --> 00:49:47.159 I mean yeah, whenever we do like full anal, you're gonna be 725 00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.480 you're at least the first time, you're gonna be like in almost complete control. 726 00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:57.079 Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, Well I'm so excited. Yeah, 727 00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:00.400 until next time, Stay horny, bitches. Fine. If you enjoy 728 00:50:00.440 --> 00:50:05.280 today's episode of Balled Up Bitches, be sure to rate and subscribe wherever you 729 00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:08.400 listen to your podcast to join in on more of our conversations and fun. 730 00:50:08.519 --> 00:50:14.280 You can follow us on social media at bottled Up Bitches on Instagram and bottled 731 00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:17.440 up Talk on Twitter and write in your sexcapage anything you want to share with 732 00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:22.679 the team at bottled up Talk at gmail dot com. 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