This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one the freak. Do you have
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Funny stuff all on the way this morning. I'm Kevin Turner with Danny
Baylist at Mike's roy JJ Jackson. It's thirty nine degrees this morning. Well,
Wendy, get there today. You should be in the clear for a
little bit. You can feel like spring for a bit. But let's go
ahead and move on to the scuttle Butt, brought to you by Parker University.
Today's scuttle Bug will be more focused on the Super Bowl ad portion.
Now. Mike was doing a live stream yes on a very popular podcast,
The Dumb Zone. Was honored to be a part of it, and it
was very fun. We laughed a lot a good five hour live stream of
the Super Bowl up a a den. Me and Danny were texting each each
other all night long notes about the games. Because we were not asked to
be a part of a very important popular live stream. Oh you were.
Yeah, Danny was, Danny was I was not. Someone. Invite Kevin
somewhere. No one likes me. I like you lost anywhere anywhere? Maybe
to go get gas. Invite Kevin to the gas station. Hey man,
I'm gonna fill up. You want to go? Yeah, man, swing
by and pick me up. Well, I don't have enough gas to get
to your house. Now, a great story with the happy ending. I'll
follow you there. That's the catch. Twenty two is man, it is,
but this is the commercials Okay, look, I'm all. It takes
on comedy. I think there's more content than ever before. That means it's
harder to be in the world of comedy and making people laugh and get appreciated
when there's more stuff out there. People don't appreciate you as much when you
are the only thing. It's like award shows when it used to be the
one time of year you see all these guys in a room, guys and
gals in a room. Not anymore, you see them all the time.
You're sick of them. Contents everywhere. So nailing a Super Bowl commercial,
I think it's tough. In thirty seconds. I think some of the leaked
ones we played for you last week. I think were pretty good. Yeah,
pretty funny, and I was going to be get our hands on them.
It was good to see those run last night. So I kind of
put together a list of some and really no specific order. Is there one
Danny that's on your mind? Is something that you might want to hear a
little bit of and discuss first. I'm with you. I don't know if
I agree that there's so much comedy out there that it's hard to be funny.
I think it's more born out of laziness, and I think that these
companies will budget for the space and then maybe skimp on the creative. That's
what it looked like to me. Yeah, or man, nothing, really,
there was only a couple that even remotely stood out. It was one
of the worst commercial super bowls that I've seen in years. There's not one
that everyone's talking about. No, Okay, I'll tell you. I thought
it was better than most years. Really didn't think it was great. I
thought it was better than most years, but also most years I'm at Mike
and Cash is super Bowl Bash over his brother Cash's house. Okay, so
I'm not locked into every single thing that we watched them all. Yeah,
last night. I watched them all and then wrote them down and then went
and pulled them. I noticed that in Uh, I don't know if they
account for this as far as the allotted space that they have for breaks,
and I'm sure they assume that it's all going to happen in four quarters.
But he started seeing some replays in Otah couple that you'd already seen before.
I'm like, are they paying full price for that? Is this just I
saw that uh, what's his name? Hello? Ban? He ponied up
for a local spot. Yeah. Yeah, did you see the CBS eleven
come sweeper. Yeah, that looked like it got cut off Doug dunbar.
Okay, we only have five seconds, so we didn't have enough money to
spend for a big commercial. So make sure that you watch CBS News at
ten tonight and then it guess the static They kind of cut him off in
the middle of it. It's pretty funny. And that's how you know balling
on a budget right there, you know, getting through it something we wouldn't
know all too well about. Now. The USA Today ad meter is seen
as the bible of here is. The ratings are not the actual ratings that
came in but like they rank it and that's not out, like it's not
official yet, like they don't have that order yet and ranked. I'm gonna
say what My winner of the night was the Michaels Well, no, it's
Paramount Mountain for me. The second one for me would be Michael Sarah.
Yeah, that was stood out. I like the one that had uh what's
her name? The April from uh Parks Invey Plaza and Ron Swanson. That
one l O led when I saw Ron Swanson on a dragon. Yeah.
I felt good watching that, just because Parks and rec makes me feel good.
Me too, I'll play that one for. This is a Baja Blast
commercial with free Plaza trim down. So this Baha Blast is a delicious Mountain
dew drink that they sell at Taco bell A lot of soft drinks, soft
drinks you've never heard of debut during this. So does your back end dude?
Yeah, dude, yeah, man? What's that? So has it
been on a good run? Let's all get if you're gonna proclaim this is
the best commercial. Okay, I'll get a Baja Blast today on the way
home. Danny's calling. It was the last time you did the de ding
when I was twelve. Maybe what do you buy Baha Blast sometime food court?
You do, we can, I'll do one today. I've got one
before. Damn it Taco Bell. That's how they kind of got in the
and to the mainstream. This is not my favorite commercial. It's Danny's favorite.
It's me America's sweetheart. And I just love having a blast a mountain,
do Baja Blast, tens party, having a blast, stuck in an
elevator, having a blast. I can have a blast anytime, anywhere and
with anyone. Mountain do Baha Blast in stores everywhere. I too, am
having a blast. He's on a dragon. That's kind of a good drop
though. I do am having a blast. Love Nick Offerman so much.
I like that laugh to his laugh is fuddy. That might be my favorite
TV character. He's wonderful. I'll play you, okay. I get pair
about Mountain was my favorite. You have to understand that too was involved,
Mike interested. So it's all the paramount shows that they're trying to host,
and they they're trying to get to the side of the mountain, and two
is like, if there were a football there, I could get there.
Now they have all the Nickelodeon shows, and Hey Arnold is a show for
my generation. And his head is shaped like a football. I mean,
there's a funny joke on the say, hey football head. So Patrick Stewart,
you're gonna hear him, and Patrick Stewart and Drew Barrymore's in it.
Lieutenant Dangle from Reno nine one one is in it and they're trying. Patrick
Stewart's gonna launch Hey Arnold the cartoon over the Mountain. Now Creed comes in
at some point. There's also are you all familiar with the cartoon Peppa Pig.
Yeah, it's a little British pig that kids love. Okay, okay,
And that gets thrown into the mix at the end. Paramount Mountain was
pretty great. I mean I can't get that thing up there. If it
were a football, I'd be able to reach the time too, what about
a football shaped head? We throw the child? He gots your calls,
sir smot think what No, that's dumb thinking. He's not throwing Arnold.
You can't throw a child at a water Shut your face. I'm not gonna
throw a kid. Not build for the moment, I say, I'll throw
him and watch and that hi, I just threw him high. He just
threw me. Okay, so close. How are we going to get up
there? Now? If there were only someone made of pig skin bingo,
oh dear, oh dear, he's funny cartoons on the mountain. So hey,
crets here. I like the beginnings. He's like a shape, like
a football. We throw the child to him delivering it so like, this
sounds reasonable when coming from Patrick Stewart. Throw a baby. I can't get
that thing up there. Fire a football and be able to reach the time.
What about a football shaped head? We throw the child? Got your
calls her child, Everyone sees it. Throw the child, calls her No,
that's dumb thinking he's not throwing arnold. You can't throw a child your
face, barra more. Okay, Michael Sarah for a skin cream. Did
you see this one? I just watched it in the break. This is
so Soroys it Soroy Industries, good lord. The concept for this. I'm
Michael Sarah and human skin is my passion, which is why I developed this.
You didn't know skin truly be this moisturize. Let my cream hydrate you
three essentially Sarah Marts. Sarah developed with Michael Sarah the we like. So
my name is Sarah, and so there's it's a perfect crossover opportunity, an
opportunity we like, like what things are opportunities? Let my cream hydrate.
It's okay, okay, Arnold Schwarzenegger and uh State Farm with Danny DeVito at
the end, Q agent State Farm, like a good neighbor State Farm is
the cut? Okay, Arnold, I'm hearing neighbor. It's neighbor. That's
what they said. Neighbor, neighbor, neighbor, just leg it suiting the
paper. This lady is in neighbor. Arnold got a bit of a script
change. You love this, Thank you, Agent, State Farm. Lego,
A good neighbor State Farm is there? You are? That'stapa name the
stamp. Hey got a basic but it's funny, you know, it's fine.
Okay, we're gona talk about this one for a minute, and all
you're gonna hear is a bit of a song here. Just know that there's
cgi of people washing each other's feet and they tears and this is a commercial
for the company Company Group. He gets us and they are and in fact
they sponsor with the Rangers quite a bit and they are just their whole thing?
Right now? Is that Jesus doesn't want you to hate, right,
He's like us, spread him. He gets us. He washed other he
washed people's feet. He was a lord and savior, but he humbled himself
enough to be able to wash feet. He consorted with prostitutes and bad people
than we are, and so he loves all of us. I'm gonna read
your daddy, and I's texture rain great. This is from isn't Jesus promo
with music by a guy who choked to death while blanking off. I've put
in all calves. Oh my god, I was crafting a tweet and I
already had in a tweet. Do the Jesus people know already typed out?
I has stopped. It's an odd choice. It's an odd choice, but
look, doesn't it kind of go to the message that hey, even yeah,
Jesus loves even the guy that accidentally kills himself having a wank. Did
anyone know that he gets us? Yeah? That Mike. When they said
this is the song not a not a person I get eat, none of
them knew. I bet they did, because you don't choose him off one
I guarantee you. We weren't the only two people in America that were constructing
that tweet. Oh no, I know, but I meant that he gets
his headquarters all right. Super Bowl ads a pretty big thing that a lot
of angles get checked. Yeah, and what are we doing? Look,
had it not been for that song, we would not be talking about this
right now. We wouldn't. I mean, I guess it is better than
I'll fly away. Holy, Holy Holy. Yeah. It is odd that
they're spending that much money on Super Bowl ads, but I think it's a
nice right angle. Their message is great. Their messages he didn't want to
take. Yeah. Now, his dad was like, his dad, you're
dingling. His dad is like, I'm about to flood the universe. Buckle
up, you better grab a couple of animals in a boat. He trusted
the future of our survival to a dude named Noah. Two Dan Marino sightings
and commercials last night, Mike, I did perk up when I kept seeing
Dan Marino. Pop up Dan Marino for Eminem's only Super Bowl winners get a
ring, right wrong, Eminem's presents the almost champions Ring of comfort. It's
actual science, of course, until comforting. Eminem's peanut butter and come personate
into real diamonds. He doesn't taste like peanut butter. Don't like the blame.
Then we polish them with the size of those who almost won a Super
Bowl Bruce Smith and Scarlett Johansson. I've lost two oscar races seen in the
same year. Don't kill Marino. I gave you this. Don't like the
blame. It was a pretty funny line. But yeah, where the money
goes too, outside of the money used to get on the air, you
have to pay Scarlett Johansson Dan Marino and he lose the right. I'll tell
you what. I was pretty flat mouthed emoji watching that one until a very
fetching Scarjoe popped up on screen at the end. It was like the ausers,
your interest was piqued slightly. I did see her. She looked amazing,
baby, come and get it. Okay, like he's doing ads,
embracing never winning one. That's the whole whole too, he's been he's been
like relinquish to that. Yeah that's Dan Marino. Now dunkin Donuts be afflet.
That may have been my favorite one. Okay, Yeah, did you
like Duncan I did watch that one this morning. Yeah, I mean funny
quick just of course you know, uh, what's his name? Matt Damon
was funny and Brady, Yeah, Brady. Brady's funny. Brady's he can
be funny like when he was Tom Birdie, the seven time pool champion.
Yes mg too with Vince vond Was it Tim bird or Tim Birdy because they're
like everyone could play at bet MGM except Tom Brady. You've won enough.
That's a pretty good concept. It's fine, but this is after the halftime
show when they hit you with If you thought that was awesome, just wait
for what's coming next from Verizon And then you wait a minute, it goes
to another ad and then it comes back and you get this broke the Internet
again? Did you post it? It's Buster Bluth, who is also Gary
on VEEP and he's kind of playing the role of the assistant here, which
it was his role on Beep, which was great as Gary broke the Internet
again? Did you post this? Well, not on purpose. It's coming
in hot, it's rising five G. The network is crazy powerful. How
about you can't break that? Bet? I can't wait what Beyonce breaks the
Internet? So can't you break Verizon broke what's the part drop? Did I
break it? She broke me out? Now introducing Beyonce. What how about
Barbee? How about the first woman to launch the first rocket? For the
first performance of break You Ain't Gonna Break Me? Still works? Okay,
they ready drop the new music and then it goes and then you're going huh.
I know. For me, I pulled, grabbed my laptop and was
like, okay, the commercial was more than visual. Yeah, I didn't
really follow Yeah, what you had to see a new song? She shot
two new songs and announced that a new album is coming on March twenty ninth,
and the two new songs one is called Texas Hold Them. The other
one's called Sixteen Carriages, and they are country, which is very interesting because
remember jay Z said some of y'all shouldn't be up for that category. For
instance, Olivia Rodrigo was up for Best Rock Song. Okay, that is
a rock song. I'm sorry. Well, Beyonce is about to win Best
Country Album. She's releasing a full country album. If that is indeed what
it is. Our Beyonce expert JJ is here, JJ. Is it a
full country album? Is that what we're expecting? Here yes, full cowboy
hat, boots in awe. Where are you at on this? Pies?
Where you at on this? So is this shocking that she has a new
out? I mean was this all shocking to a Beyonce fan? So there?
I mean yeah, there was rumor they had already verizonim and teasing that
they were doing a commercial with Beyonce. There were little things there that everybody
picked up on it, but people thought that everyone announced maybe a residency at
the Sphere in Vegas. Like there were so many things. And when she
dropped Renaissance in twenty twenty two, there that was only act one. She
has three parts. So now this album, this era is going to be
act to. Here's a little clip of Texas Hold them. Wow, all
right this Saint Texas ain't no hold them. They are caught down, down,
down down. So pocking lexis to your keys of stickle around round,
around, around round And now they damned if I can't slow dance with you,
come pose some sugar me honey too. It's a real live again,
a real live hold down. Don't be a come take it to the floor.
Now there's a tornado slate in my city, my city. Them so
Texas. Hold them is the name of dig it The biggest cool would you
agree that the biggest beat down commercial, and it was a series of them,
was the one with Heidi Gardner and the ship's creek dude? Yeah,
damn good Yeah, Lord homes dot Com beating They were awful and they were
sixty seconds long and there was like three of them. My god, what
is the point of this? This is bad homes dot Com. But they're
trying to be funny. Yeah, they're problems. They were trying to be
funny failing. Yeah, So I do like her though not the yeah not
not, doesn't it? Christopher walking BMW one was kind of okay because everyone's
just doing fake Christopher walking voice to him, just wearing him out. Small
piece of that. When now it's the rail deal. Yeah, yeah,
of course. Enjoy your coffee careful. It's just like walking around the valet
guy, the server at the restaurant. That's good, you know, and
the walking go ahead. It got me all wrong. No, it's the
wrong tone. Do more, Robert Duvall, that's better. It got me
all wrong. It's a wrong tone. Cold. There you go. There,
It is just fine eating ice cream coming up next, Mike and I
were about to blow your dome with a frinkle ad. But after that,
we did on Friday make predictions about what would happen in this game. And
I know a lot of you probably had some bet sheets out there and things
like that, but we each made five really scorching hot predictions. We'll see
how we did, and we'll hold ourselves accountable. Next to ninety seven to
one, the Freak