I still gotch Hey you over there, you think you can just waltz in
here asking for Francis? You take a seat there, Jackie, Come on,
what does this look like? Free mystery Clinic? You got the cheek
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you've got nerves. Hey, you've got big balls and I respect that.
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Blurry Photos free Clinic. Hey, everybody, what's up? I'm David Flora.
I'm Dave Stecco. This is Blurry Photos. Good to have you with
us, very exciting, got a fun episode for you. This episode is
risen indeed is it? We took three days off. Oh nice, we're
coming back for you. Let's see if we can put this mystery back in
the ground. Today we're gonna be talking about Easter. Yeah you know,
yeah. We we like to make sure that if there's a pertinent holiday,
we'll explore that. But it occurs to me that, um, next year,
like once we run through a full three sixty five, what are we
gonna do? Flip show? How woween? Still weird? Isn't it to
do? Next year? But for now the time we the hopper is full.
Yeah, we're just gonna be shooting these paintballs of knowledge at you.
That was much like a paintball gun. Cumbersome, Yeah, fails a lot.
Yeah. So so Easter, We're gonna tell you all about the origins
of Easter, where it comes from, the where the popular customs come from.
Everything from the bunny, the eggs, the hot cross buns, scrambled
eggs, to the scrambled eggs. We're gonna just to track that down,
just me, you, you, you and your popped hearts. Yeah,
yeah, that's right. Uh, and we'll see, we'll see how it
connects to modern day Christianity. Yeah. First fun fact of Easter a floating
holiday. Oh what does that mean? Yeah, it is not. It's
not tacked down to a specific day. It's lucy goosey bobbing and we been
sticking and moving, floating like a butterfly, stinging like a bee, spring
breed. Now, what are the rules? Flora Easter is a Christian holiday.
Yep. It commemorates the resurrection of Jesus Christ from his death on the
Sunday after his crucifixion. Yep. This is this is for the jess and
nights. It also marks the end of Lent. Yeah, because because February
and March those aren't lame enough months. Let's let's make sure you give up
something else during those times. Easter itself is the holiest day in the Western
Christian calendar. Yep, and is, like you said, a movable feast,
and try to ambush it. It ain't gonna be there, no,
no, no, no. Technically it falls on the first Sunday after the
first full moon, after the spring equinox, right, I said, after
a lot of nuts and well, also, just for referenced, spring equinox
is the same thing as the vernal equinox. Yeah, that's even day and
that yep. Approximately. Traditionally, this is when you see passion plays.
Eggs are colored and hidden. The Easter bunny brings candy and you eat ham
and hot cross buns. For some people, it's your last chance to like
create a small horde of of peeps and those cadberry eggs that make your teeth
hurt when you eat them. Yep, that is true. Gosh, that's
so good because it's just pure sugar. It's yeah, it's just sugar paste
inside a chocolate shell. Every Like every other year, I decide, no,
no, I can do this. Let me try one of those things.
And I take a bite and it's just that where you just hang your
mouth open and try to breathe over it because you don't want to swallow it.
And I'm like, what have I done? It's too much. And
I'm a sweet tooth guy and that's just too damn much. Yeah, that's
ridiculous. I like the little hard cadberry eggs. Oh yeah, the Robin's
eggs. Yeah, those are awesome and I could gorge myself on those and
feel great about it. This week on candy Chat, we're talking about our
favorite Easter candies. Now some of them are's just too sweet for me.
No thanks, pass them on down the line. I made a peep pie
last week. Oh you are just get out of here. How much fun
was that? It was so much fun about calling you up and in vatting
you over. But then I knew you were doing stuff. Oh that's true.
I was just too busy. But that sounds like fun. Candy Candy
Chat, there's your bonus episode. That's what next year's is. We just
make up altered it. You know what thought for every single holiday. We
could do an episode of candy Chat. That's true. You know, we
burned at Halloween and that that's the that's the biggest candy seller of the year,
Easter being second only to Halloween. So yeah, candy Chat is coming
up, you guys Allentine's Day, Chris smiss, I mean not so much
Thanksgiving. I guess that's a savory holiday. Welcome to gravy Log this week
on gravy Lock. Whoa what talking us like brown or white grave? Yeah,
we got turkey gravy. We got the kind of gravy you get with
your sausage of biscuits. What's a gravy white gravy? We will never do
gravy log, but candy Chat, No, don't write that one off just
yet. Easter begins with the tradition of celebrating the spring equinox at the end
of winter, which you know, all intents and purposes, that's the dead
season, yep, and uh. It symbolizes the importance of fertility and reproduction
and the rebirth of life. The that's the tradition of celebrating all that junk
in the springtime. Can we get a kind of like a soul sounds of
this seventies sexy Berry White reproductive rights of spring sound. I'll rehash that thing
I used in the uh the Ghost Story episode. You could probably just still
use the spring Hill jack slap because it's going on. There's some subtext.
There's I'll try the I'll try the sexy stuff, and I'll say this again,
all right. It symbolizes the importance of fertility and reproduction and the rebirth.
Oh baby, yeah, I've been waiting on winter gettility is wrapping up
in blankets. I spent the last forty days giving up thinking about you.
Oh but that's all over now. I cheated, though. Don't tell Jesus
when we find it to the bay. We made it through lift together,
Okay. Great. Perhaps the earliest reference to such a holiday comes from Babylon
circa twenty four hundred BC e In the city of Ur, there was a
celebration dedicated to the moon and spring equinox in around March and April. There's
also the belief that Judaism derived spring celebrations of the Feast of Weeks and Passover
partly from the Babylonian holiday, due to the fact that so many Jews were
being held captive by the Babylonian Empire at the time, and they just kind
of were like, well, you know, we used to do this all
the time. I didn't hate it. Yeah, I think so. Yeah,
it kind of meshed into their traditions. And I also think that there's
a there's a there's so many religions that have a right of spring that it
was an important part. I mean, no matter where you are or who
you worship, the end of winter and the start of spring, that's that's
a big transition. Yeah, exactly. So you're gonna get that. You
know, you're going to see everyone doing something. So like if there was
a day every year that a volcano erupted, everyone on the planet would have
a volcano day. Yeah, I who wish there was? Oh man too
late, first opposition. The time for wish discussion has passed. That was
last episode. You had your chance, and you blew in it all.
One key aspect that many of the spring religious festivals had with each other was
the death and rebirth of a god at that time of the year. Some
of the names of the gods that you might hear associated with this would be
atis Osiris, Orpheus, Dionysius, Dialysis, Tamus, and Mithra Shammos.
Some of those are are pretty familiar. Homothra, Yeah, some of those
are pretty familiar now. Etymologically, the name Easter has been traced to a
couple of sources, some correctly, some not smatch, not smatch. Contemporary
paganism celebrates a festival called Ostara, derived from the Anglo Saxon lunar goddess Eostra.
Another name for for that god in some parts was Ostara, so that's
kind of a direct derivation of that. But anyway, the name ultimately is
a variation on other prominent goddesses of ancient times, including Ishtar Astarte or Isis
Yep, yep. And we're gonna come We're gonna come back around on that,
because I mean, if you if you think that's the last you've heard
of Ishtar, then you're wrong. If you're just wrong, and shame on
you. Why I even think And we're not discussing the Dustin Hoffman famous as
being the worst movie ever made. Movie. I haven't seen it. Nobody
has good. Eastra was a goddess of the dawn and fertility. And if
that name sounds sort of familiar, good. Here's a hint. We derive
the term estrogen from that. Oh, there are there are a couple of
ways that there are a couple. Yeah, there are a couple of ways
that that name is pronounced. Some some cultures pronounce it esther. Yeah,
even though it's spelled E O S t R E. Yeah. But but
it's got the line over the e. So you know what that means.
Yastra's feast day was held on the first full moon after the vernal equinox.
Sound familiar just a little bit, So here is. I'm gonna tell you
a couple of quick stories based on these goddesses that we named, and they're
they're pretty interesting because these are basically laying the foundation for what modern Christians celebrate
or observe every Easter. Let me just let me just back the truck up
over that when you heard something go thump thump under the tires. This is
the oh no, the Easter money where we just claimed here are the other
religions that are the foundation for the religion that happens to be popular. Now,
well, we're gonna get killed by a guy who doesn't believe an abortion
death by irony. Oh, I mean part of the reason that I wanted
to do an Easter podcast, a podcast all about what Easter truly, because
you just non people with faith. I love finding out the truth behind some
of this stuff. No, it is super interesting and I will never deny
anyone their faith. I was a person of faith myself for a long time.
I would even still say that I am. But you know, like
it is not difficult to see where there's a timeline here and where where one
region's beliefs influence another regions beliefs, and these are worth looking into. These
are interesting things. It doesn't erode, it doesn't otherwise damage the validity of
your beliefs. But we are organisms that have all been hanging around each other
for a long time. It's it's it's asinine to think that the Babylonians didn't,
you know, somehow intermingle with the Greeks. And you know, like
there's so I like that. Thank you very much. David Florda, Oh
you're you're welcome. Yeah, it's not that I'm trying to say either that,
oh, you're wrong in what you believe, you idiot. What I'm
trying to say is he's writing on dryer raseboard, right now, but I
am that's what he's. No, we don't have a dry erase board.
We don't have the budget for that. Yeah, but I just, uh,
I think it's important to know where your beliefs come from, because you
know, this stuff wasn't wasn't taught to me. I went to church for
a while growing up. You know, I've got a solid foundation in religious
beliefs, in religious attendance. Um. But just coming across this stuff,
it's interesting, and I think I agree, the more knowledge that's out there
about it the better. And if at this point, if you you know,
if you're a fervent believer in the Christianity, then you'll you might find
this interesting and say yeah, great, now I know where it comes from.
I'm still gonna yeah, explore it, agree with it or disagree with
it, but it's it's good to know. And then say, oh,
well, I think that David Flora was kind of wrong about that because of
this and I know Greek because we don't, or maybe David Flora made a
really good point there. I wish Dave Stecco would swear less. Yeah,
or when are they going to do that candy chat that sounded awesome? Or
you might not say anything, and you might just sharpen your knives. Yeah,
yeah, you do it with a knife if you mean it. How
personal? All right, so let's get back on the train now that we've
stopped and gotten some coffee. It's true, we just jumped off the train
for a while. All right, back on board. We had a layover
in Atlanta. Hope everyone enjoyed. So let me tell you the story of
Ishtar and Temus. So this come goes all the way back to pretty much
the first recorded history that we have. Tamous was the son of the sun
god Ball and a consort of Ishtar, who was called the Queen of Heaven.
One day, while hunting, he was killed by a boar. He's
like Robert Pray, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a good We'll
pull that nerd card on. But yeah, that's so. That's the noise.
That's the noise my brain makes when I'm talking about nerds. Ishtar told
their worshippers that Temus had ascended to heaven to be with his father, and
they would be with the people as father, son and sacred flame or spirit.
Mm weird home. That smells a little trinidesque, trinidy ish Trinidish Tamoo's
was killed around the winter solstice, and Ishtar traveled to the underworld to resurrect
him, which took about three months. When she got there, Temus came
back to life and with him the vegetation and the life, for he was
also a god of vegetation, growth, things like that, agriculture. In
observance, worshipers held a forty day period prior to the equinox where they could
eat no meat and they meditated for a while. Stories like this are similar
in many of the ancient cultures, and most notably one that's that's a lot
like that is the story of Isis Sonosiris in Egypt. So that's cool.
I've got another version of it. Okay, that is still it's still Samarian,
but this version the names are changed, but the problems are the same.
Ishtar is called Anana in this one an Temus is called Dumuzi. What
that's that's what the dude's name, And actually I mean Dumuzi and Temu's pretty
pretty similar. Okay. So in this one, Demuzi dies and in Anna
mourns the loss. She descends into the underworld after him and has to pass
through seven gates, and she must leave an article of clothing behind at each
gate until she's completely naked and humbled when she gets through the seventh gate.
Now, once she's through there, she faces her sister, Irishkagal, the
ruler of the underworld. Irishkagal was angered that she came down there, and
she killed in Anna and hung her up on a stake, and with the
help from another god, Ananna was resurrected after three days and nights, and
for conquering death, in Anna was worshiped as the queen of Heaven. So
that's got some aspects in it that are that are familiar as well. Yeah,
that's pretty ish tartacular, But isn't it. Isn't it funny how how
these stories they come from all over the place, but they all kind of
share similarities. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. You've got this the
same thematic content. You have h into some degrees, just a swapping of
names, but the story largely remains the same. And it's actually very interesting
that this is like the the the These these some of the oldest documented religions
that we that we understand well, but at the same time, they don't
directly sound like what we're used to, right, right, there's there's definitely,
there's definitely, and I'm looking forward to getting to this point where there's
this changeover in the narrative. There's no direct descent into Hell, there's no
you know those things that that change over when you get to the more the
Christian story of of Easter of the Resurrection, right, and that we've seen
that happen before in some of the things that we talked about, where religions
take on the pagan traditions and customs and practices and say, hey, you
guys like celebrating the stuff. That's funny. Jesus likes this too. Yeah,
yeah, the church was exceptionally good at that. I live in Ecuador
for a little while and I got to go to this cathedral in the capital,
Keith, though, and it is this cathedral is super old, and
I believe, I mean it goes back to the sixteen hundreds and you could
you could see on the walls the uh, the sun god glyphs. Again.
This this this habit of incorporating local religions and saying oh, oh,
well, no, you guys, I mean, you guys got part of
the story. I mean, yeah, soun's important. But but let me
tell you the whole deal. You know, like that that that inclusion and
in conversion by inclusion, Yeah, exact, you know, and that's it
was. It's really it's an interesting thing and is you know, in in
the more scientific term of a meme, not like an Internet meme, but
like a of a of an idea as an organism that is a that is
a hell of an advantage to have. Yeah, when you have that ability
to to uh subsume a culture and just sort of slowly turn it over time
by saying, oh no, yeah, we're we're okay with that, bring
that in, you know, and using that to to to to foster your
own belief system. And that's that's a heck of a trick. Yeah,
it's a very effective one. As every single subjugated culture can tell you,
or they can't because they're subjugated. They by the time they can tell you,
they don't know they can tell you, right, it's yeah, it
osmoses the beliefs into each other. Yeah. Uh so that's that's some of
the history kind of of of Eastern and like you said, where the where
the name comes from, the easter, the Goddess of the Dawn and fertility,
things like that, the Anglo Saxons, you know that down down through
the ages, it wasn't a stretch to come up with with Easter from Yoster
or Esther anything like that. Let's talk about some of the customs and traditions
that go on around the Easter holidays, ye, and go through where some
of those come from. Because I don't remember bunnies laying eggs in the babble
A lot of people, a lot of people don't remember Jesus fighting a dragon
either. That's true. Which you guys, we're gonna get t shirts.
It's gonna be so sweet. So let's start out with the big one,
the big old number one, yeah headed player, the Easter Bunny. I
think wait, I think that we absolutely can use the spring hill Jack sound,
the jack, the spring Hill Jack slap, except for instead of a
slap, that's what's the sound of an egg being given? Yeah, yeah,
eggs. So so you gotta you gotta, you gotta phrase it up.
It's got to be a title. Okay, oh man, Well,
okay, then we can't have a spring and heel jack slap. But I
think we can. I think we can work this out. Let's have um
cotton tail egg, egg handing, egg giving outing easter, not slap that.
Thank you for making this sound way better than me trying to describe this
sound. It was like I was like I was suddenly English as a second
language and drunk. It took longer to put that sound together than it did
put the episode together. Well, we all appreciate it, So the easter
bunny. Let me tell you another story here. Okay, stories are fun.
One year that got us. Astara arrived late for spring and saw a
bird whose wings had been frozen by the as yet unthawed snow. What taken
pity on it since it was her fault. Ostara turned him into a hair
and gave him super speed to protect him from hunters. Nice in remembrance of
his earlier bird form, she gave him the ability to lay eggs in all
colors of the rainbow, but only one day a year. Hm, But
how do you come up with that? Well, listen, I know that
you were a bird and now you're a rabbit. But I gotta, I
mean, I gotta try to make this right, right, I mean,
we gotta acknowledge that you were once a bird. And there's no better way
I know of than having you poop out eggs only one one day a year
though, and also the eggs are very colorful, though everyone will know it
was you that did it. You're the only egg pooping rabbit. If you
got turned into a dog, you, Dave Stecco, If you got turned
into a dog, Okay, wouldn't you want at least one day a year
where you could just drink as much beer as you wanted. Every a dog
can drink beer every day. That's a terrible example. Great And also what
is the beer all the colors of the rainbow? Or do I pee all
the colors of the rainbow? Oh my god, that would be so great.
But the day that I'm allowed to do it has to be in the
winter so that I can write my multi colored name in snow banks everywhere,
Oh my god. And then the children will start to make multi colored snow
men. It'll be like Hawaiian ice comes back in the winter. Yeah,
but it's all urine. Oh my god, that's brilliant. People will start
taking drugs that change the color of their pea to celebrate dog's miss or or
or or Dave David and tide stick Wayne ste oh Man, Well that makes
me sound like a rapper. Um, I love this. Well, let's
let's invent a holiday where you drink as much beer as you want and then
you just try to pee in all the colors of the rainbow. That's what
I get for trying to trying to make a no example, that's a great
example. Because I'm going to look into this. There has to be like
some company like that's like, hey, fool, your friends turn their urine
purple. All right, let's let's do that. Yeah, I'm doing it.
I am what. You could just swallow those pellets that you get in
the egg coloring kids. Yeah, but that doesn't change your urin's color.
I don't think I know that there are like antibiotics. They are like actual
prescription things that will change the color of your urine, But I don't know
if they're available over the counter or OTC. Rabbits were natural symbols moving on.
Rabbits were natural symbols of fertility and speed and luck, yeah and fun.
Fact, medieval Christians considered them bad because they thought that which is could
be turned into them, or go around which is turned into rabbits and go
around and sucked the milk out of cows. That's that was one of their
beliefs. That's a crazy belief. Well, yeah, you know, there's
there's a reason that it was called the Dark Ages, right. There's also
this thing called the three hair pattern that was used as sort of a trinity
depiction and to two Pai and to two Pai it was it was three rabbits
in a circle where they were kind of interlocked, and it's and it was
found in churches all throughout Europe. Boom. Yeah, I don't usually bring
the don't I don't. Yeah, I don't usually bring the hard facts like
that. So let's enjoy that. Let's just savor it, because everything I
have to say from here on out is all crazy town. And next time
I'm on candy chat hard candy facts. Also the you know, the fertility
and just having sex a lot and popping out a bunch of babies. Right.
It was looked down upon by medieval Christians as well, So which is
crazy? I mean, like I mean, Jonathan Colton did a great song
of explaining what you do in springtime. Anybody heard the song first of may
look it up, do yourself a huge favor. Why don't look it up.
Why don't you do them a favor and give us a taste? You
know what? You know what? Because I pimp you into making so many
sound effects. I accept your challenge, all right. First of May.
First of May. App Dorthon starts today. So bring your favorite lady or
release your favorite lady. Why does not cold baby dip in your big toe?
Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto, grass below you sky above,
celebrate spring with a crazy little thing call in outside. Yeah, do your
face, Flora. I just got served. If they weren't expensive, I
would Mike drop you right now. But we just got them, and that
is not respectful or careful. And yeah, don't don't. Don't corner this
mong goose. Who is it, Robbie Coltrane, It was George Clinton.
No, Jonathan Colton. Oh, if you if you are enjoying this podcast,
there's no way on earth you gotta help you. If you're enjoining it,
you would not There's no way on earth you would not love Jonathan Colton.
Go check him out. He's a great guy. Okay, cool,
Let's move on to eggs. Eggs for eggs. See the East Brunny that
we just talked about. Yeah. See also multi colored eggs. Obviously eggs
symbols of fertility and rebirths. Yep. Originally they were all died rid Yeah
for the lifeblood. Yeah, symbol hunting eggs. Now, that's that's kind
of a mystery is to that got started. But there's a couple of sources
that could come from could come from ritual hair hunts that were practiced by Anglo
Saxons during Astara, the festival of Ostara. Also could be from the Burning
times when authorities would apparently use kids to lead them to practitioners of old religion,
like six or eight, like seven year old with leashes, just all
yeah, yeah, you got the sint. The kids listen, they just
swarm the witch over No no, no, no, no no no yeah.
Those kids good individually. Don't let them swarm. Oh. You know
another another fun fact about eggs. They are the devil's testicles, are they
really? I've been putting them in my mouth so much high in protein,
also high and sin high and sin no, there is there is And I
mean this should be a shock to no one. But there's a huge backlash
against Easter who from Christians who say that that Um Easter is not canonical,
it is not from the Bible. It is a made up liars festival.
It's it's part of Satan's plan to to undermine the Christian faith and to get
people to inadvertently worship him. I don't think it is physically possible to inadvertently
worship a god. You are literally in your mind saying who you're worshiping?
Right, you know, it's it's not like it's not like the Mystery Machine
and the the you know, Jesus rips off his mask and it's old man
McCreevy saying thank you for your prayers for I did get order. Yeah.
But yeah, there's there's a lot of people who are very very against uh
Christmas Easter. They say that, you know, because of the pagan the
parts of the pagan religions that we're incorporated, Yeah, incorporated, thank you,
uh into those those holidays and so and I've got, I mean,
so many magnificent sources here, and I'm gonna go straight to the most unimpeachable
source. And uh, I did this last time, and I loved it
so much that it's gonna be my regular go to for factual data. We're
Gandhi. Yahoo answers, this is this is great? Is Easter based on
the goddess Ishtar? The best answer chosen by voters. Oh it's a democratic
Oh uh? Is Easter is a pagan holiday honoring the Queen of Heaven goddess
Ishtar, not a Christian holy day. These people really really get into it.
There's a whole lot of slap fights. Yeah, yeah, it's crazy
pagan. I was told that it was based on a German goddess of fertility.
Yeah, it's people are really really down on it. I've got my
friend Al Perez wants you to know that it is all again, it's based
on the Babylonian Ishtar, and that we are serving Satan every time we accidentally
give them props A technically your real friend. No he's not. Just wrote
the article. Bro Daryl checks in with this. Christians are not following the
Most High at all. They don't keep the law and commandments, they don't
celebrate the feasts of the Most High. They participate in pagan feasts such as
Christmas, Eastern New Year's, Saint Valentine's Day. You people don't need to
become a Christian, You need to repent of your sins and serve the most
high by reading what he says, and to do it, I can I
just say something, you please, that the feast of New Year's usually is
a quarter pounder fries. So oh, no, bro Ham or whatever your
name was. Yeah, I don't know about the feast of New Years.
I usually I usually get up a heaping platter of loneliness and chase that down
with whatever liquor I find in the house. That's how I celebrate the feast
of New Years. Another gentleman wants us to all understand that people must realize
that the Beast is Rome and as per Daniel chapter seven. In Revelation chapter
thirteen, the whole world is worshiping the first Beast of Babylon. So dude,
let's you should reply to that and be like, hey, we got
a two part apocalypse, right. It talks all about exactly. I'll set
you straight. I think the worst thing we could do is reply to any
of these. But you know, but the moral of the story is is
that there is a huge backlash against Easter and Christmas, you know, and
just briefly that Christmas, Santa Satan is boring, but Easter is what people
really get upset about. It's what people are really in this this ishtar thing,
and they they'll just say things. It's like, oh yeah, no,
ishtar used to be pronounced Easter. That's how you pronounce it. That's
not true. Yeah. You know, when I was doing the research for
this, it was incredibly hard to sift through the very biased opinions that were
exactly what you're talking about in order to find some factual, historical information some
of this stuff. This is how teamwork works, David Flora. Because I
was doing the perfect polar opposite. I smelled fact and I ran the opposite
way. I mean, I all I want is the most biased, most
fervent, frothy mouthed opinions that anyone can just all caps hammer into a forum
or a website or or a YouTube video comments section. It's good we get
that balance that way. Oh yeah, yeah, I like to balance fact
with nuts. That's that's Those are the two sides, right. Do you
do you have any more egg stories? Nope, We're moving on. Then
let me get I'm sorry it was the devil's testicles not enough. I don't
know, man, you kept going. I guess it wasn't. Yahoo answers,
which which are the devil's testicles? In right, you need to let
you got to let the people choose the facts they want to believe. Let
me talk about lilies. Lilies are popular with Easter. Yeah, the floral
emblem of Iastra, remember her whose breast milk caused the first lily to spring
forth mouth sounds. It's considered the female cup holding the divine essence of life.
Really well, it may have a mistaken connection to the flower parts sepals,
which collectively are called the klex, which actually means husk or wrapping,
but is often confused with klyx spelled differently, the first klyx cl y x
and the second calyx spelled c al i x, which means cup or goblet
and is where we get the term chalice. Oh okay, so there's a
little little mistaken connection. And I hope you guys are really enjoying all the
etymology we're getting into on this one, don't you love it? Yeah?
I'm into it. Next on candy Chat, that's I'm making t shirts for
candy Chat. The etymology of sweet tarts. What's a tart? And where
that name? I mean sweet? That just sells itself. Who was the
genius that said, I'm gonna make some tartan this sweetheart? Ain't that redundant?
Now a lot of people think that, But you're wrong. You're wrong,
Oh, Candy Chad. One more thing with lilies sacred to the ancient
Canaanite goddess, a Starte, who also bore the name Lilith. Also a
Starte went by the name a start Just throwing that in there, you're just
baiting me, and I'm not going for that now. Also, historically,
lilies are are grave flower. They're they're a very strong odor or scent if
you enjoy it. People know what well I mean, odor has a negative
connotation because I hate how they smell. But if you like lilies, then
it's a scent. Okay, And you're wrong. But Easter lilies were often
found, um they you know, especially for the you know, hundreds and
hundreds and hundreds of years, as many as six of those six hundred years.
They would keep lilies near the body because you know, there was no
embalming or anything like that. The composition would start so to sort of mask
the odor of the deceased. So lilies were often incorporated in funerals. So
there's there's a lot of historical precedent for the appearance of the Easter Lily nice.
Did you ever eat a Ham for Easter? I I mean, man,
I don't. I don't want to undercut you here, but I never
did. We're not a Ham family. You're not undercutting me. I don't
remember what the hell we ate. We ate a bunch of can yeah,
yeah, that's all I remember, is just chocolate. I mean, I
guess I shame where Ham comes into play. But brunch, We're a brunching
family. I remember a lot of bacon out of steam trays, a lot
of a lot of French toast. Oh yeah, a lot of syrup,
but that really running syrup because it's so hot. Oh yeah, it's like
water. Yeah yeah. I don't know how I feel about that. I
mean, neither Ham not cool for Jews and Muslims, so Christians for the
wind Muslim kryptonite. Pagans would use up the last of their preserved winter meats
in the form of I guess you know, slean pigs and yeah, cured
salt park yeah yeah, and in their spring festival. So whatever they have
left in the old smokehouse bring it out. Yeah, they'll not gnauch on
it. Put it in the steam tray, take it to the omelet station.
It could have I think it maybe could have some ties to Tamuz's death,
you know, because he got killed by the boar. No, okay,
I like that. That's just another crossover that I'm throwing in, putting
the putting the piece of yarn between those two. Yeah. Do you want
to know a fun fact about boars that I learned today? Okay, truth,
This is a true fact, so that there is a I hate those
stupid false facts. As a medieval weapon called a bore sword that was used
to hunt bares, a lot of people would use spears and stops because a
bore when it starts to charge, will not stop. So if you have
a sword and you go to stab it, it'll run itself right up the
sword and still whoop your ass and then die. But not until it kicks
your ass. Sure, So they made these things called boor swords. They
were very long, like four foot swords with a cross piece about two feet
up, so that the boar could only get so high up the sword and
then it would hit this cross piece and stop. How amazing is that.
Yeah, well it's utilitarian for sure. Yeah. I didn't think i'd get
to say that today because I just learned it bores bores thanks podcasts. So
that's ham there are. Did you ever get to gifts as a kid for
you Easter? Know it? Do you know? I still remember my favorite
Easter basket gift because we didn't go too crazy. You just got like one
little thing in an Easter basket. I had two favorite things. One year
I got Yoda, a Yoda Star Wars action figure, and another year I
got Roadblock g I Joe Roadblock and that was awesome. I think my favorite
gift babe the movie Oh really yeah, Dottle Doo Pigottle Doo Pig. I
watched the hell out of that. Did it make you feel bad about the
ham? We didn't need ham? Oh? Okay, so no, sweet
when that would be particularly cruel of your parents, here's your movie. Now
you just watch that while we get lunch ready, slice slice? Um?
So, how am I not gonna do that to my kids? Pig roast
man. That's just awful. You can't do that to kids. Well,
you can do what you want. You can make them take you to witches
if you want. Some Pagans gave gifts and food to kids in honor of
having a good planting season coming up. Okay, good good crops and all
that, and to show the gods that the kids were growing strong and important.
Um, that's sympathetic magic. It's you. You imitate what you want
to happen and so that in the future it happens. So if you want
your kids to eat and be healthy and be well, you feed them,
right, That's that's is that magic. It's sympathetic magic, is what what
the term is? My car is magic. I wanted to go far,
so I put gasoline in it. That encourages gods to make more gas nine
available to put in my car. You're a true Samarian. That's not that's
the worst magic on earth. How about this one? Hot cross buns?
Okay, I forgot all about that until you brought it up. Did you
ever have them? No? I didn't. I knew the like very easy
song that you learn when you're first learning an instrument. Yeah, the recorder,
I'm I'm I'm a badass at it, but I've never put one in
my mouth for sure. Yeah, boy, I hope somebody cuts up this
podcast and takes everything out of context. They can keep it in context,
and we're just as damned. All right. Apparently traditional Easter cakes in the
Middle Ages and the cross that's an easy wind for Jesus right there, but
comes from Voton's Cross and means the cosmic union of male and female. Voton,
by the way, we've heard of Voton before. Same same dude as
Odin Mhoton, Odin Wednesday, Odin's day. No, uh say Oden's Day
really fast, Oden's day, real fast, real fast. It's like you're
saying Wednesday really drunk day. Wednesday it may be even older than that,
with offerings of hot bread to uh the god? Tamus? Was the cross
come into it just because it's Easter that they're saying that's the cosmic union of
male female. It's it's the lines intersecting. It's the four points of of
blah blah blah blah blah gun cross side. Yeah, they have a reason
for all of it. Okay, I'm gonna put that in the pile I've
labeled donkey moving on. Okay, I ain't buying it, Tamus, that's
the well, I mean, we know it's not a tea, because oh
my god, it looks like did you ever have a screen door? You
got a screen door right now? If you just take a cross section of
that and put it on a piece of paper, that's what we were discussing.
Qunea form. We had to look it up online and it is the
most ridiculous and dense thing. And I even found like some uh easier forms
of kenaa form. And I found one so easy that E, O,
V, L, Z, and V are all the exact same thing.
Wow, how lame is that? If your name is Eve, it's just
three of the same thing. It'd also be ooh yeah. If your name
is Lex Nope, no thanks, it could also be ooh. And if
you drive a Volvo, this is a whole bunch of the same thing.
You could drive out of La la la la la. Yeah, we're not
impressed. So that's ah, that's that's the traditions I've got for you.
One one more little interesting thing that I found actually just popped up in the
most reliable of news sources MS in news Listen. I thought we've already discussed
who's reliable here, and it's Yahoo answers. Every time there is an article
that that Apparently there's a twelve hundred year old Egyptian text that Hills of ponscious
Pilot having dinner with Jesus the night before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his
son in Jesus's place. Also, Jesus was a shapeshifter according to this article.
The article itself is it's not necessarily true. It's just that some people
believed it at the time. Whoever wrote it believed it, and they were
you know, people in Egypt that that believed it. And it was owned
by the incredible son of a bitch, John Pierpoint Morgan. Oh do you
know his private collection when it was donated, that's what they found. Do
you know who else is the shape shifters Reptilians? So we broke the story
JC Reptilian. Sorry guys, yep, living in a hollow earth, pilot
driving around on a hovercraft. What else you gotta get? Anything else?
Well, you know what? And I can't help it, Okay, So
I'm looking at godlike productions for him. The Eastern Conspiracy. What the Church
is not telling you for the most part, that Easter is actually a pagan
religion and that you're being duped into worshiping Satan. And so this guy,
you know, he's like, hey, I want you to know that.
You know, if you're a true Christian, you need to not worship that.
You know, there's a problem here. So this guy, he's got
the inside track, okay on Christianity. He's he's he's a true believer.
He sees past the distractions, the lies, the illusions, the bad traps
that would otherwise incocrate a man's soul for all eternity. This man sees the
true path. He's got one eye on the Bible and the other I'm a
holy spirit. And he will keep marching forward until those burly gates, until
all of eternity, and we'll worshipful joyl with him and the living, loving
the Lord or God. That's right. However, he does want everyone to
know that March twenty, twenty twelve will be Quetzacoto's return and we'll be back
with our beloved Enkie whoop said Daisy, I love crazy Inky is actually a
Sumerian god, right, Uh yeah, one of the Annonachi, I think
yep. So that's a special kind of crazy to uh wait to marry kids
of quaddle and the Anonachi. One of these not crazy one of these edging
his bets. He's just covering. Yeah, I mean this guy's you should
see his posts on the Cabala network. I mean, this guy's really covering
all the bases. Oh I like this guy. Well good on him.
That's Easter in a red dyed nutshell. Yeah, in the nutshell the nut
is actually an egg. So uh so there you go. Tell your friends
I got a I got a basket here for you, straight from the Eastern
Benning. Oh god, please, I want some Easter treats. The treats,
yeap, are in the form of puns. Oh sweet Easter ponds are
you The Easter punty that counts is one that counts, is one that counts,
is one you don't get it for because we crossed the threshold into the
pun zone when I said that, all right, all right, suck it.
So you went first. I just went. I just went with the
Easter punny brings delicious pun treats for poisoned girls, Easter bunny bouncing egg sound.
I truncated it for the interest in the interest of time. Yeah,
okay, great, all right, I'll go then, since you've already snuck
one in there, you hid that one. You know. I got a
children's show where a little blue bunny goes around and they solve mysteries and you
could have fun and learn stuff as a kid. It's called Tamus Clues.
Oh that's really good. That is that is really really solid. All right,
let's see what what we forget about? I got this. Are you
ready for this? Yeah? What we forget about with Easter is that there's
two sides of this. And the International Pagan Council is fairly upset that they
feel like their holiday has been stolen by Christianity, and so they've they've pulled
their money and they've decided to reclaim Ishtar. And to do that, they've
employed one of the most popular bands on the Earthy Black Eyed Peas, who
have rerecorded a song and we'll be releasing it for free on iTunes. Let's
get ishtarted in here, Let's get ash started in here, Let's get us
started in here. I just raised the roof into the mic stand. Sorry
about that. That's two songs out of me tonight. You're lucky. You're
welcome. Oh man, this one, this one's playing right on the heels
of that. Oh good, I'm glad. I got to Ishtar first.
It's an Italian shop for race car drivers. The guys that own it are
Italian. It's called a start the your engines. All right, the goddesses
started. Oh I like that a lot. Okay, I got I got
another one. Oh goodness, Yeah, you just pumbled with me with puns
anymore. It's it's the key is just to just to beat you down with
the sheer weight of them. No, the easter punty, that doesn't count.
I wanted it too when I was scared that I didn't have any.
But now I have. Now I got some bullets from the clip. All
Right, this this pun, this pun is for our true listeners. Okay,
because I'm bringing it back. It turns out that I'm mildly clairvoyant.
Oh and um, I have been channeling a lot lately. And it turns
out that that explains all the Muslim covered in butter. Yeah exactly, I've
been channeling, uh. And I have now been welcome as a member of
Ishtar command. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah that's from way back. Yeah,
you're getting a lot of miles out of his target. Yeah, I
really am, really am really laying on the Ishtar uh to anyone who wants
to be disappointed, go back and listen to our channeling episode, and that
pun will will make so much sense and you'll be like, hmm, so
glad I did all that work for that. Yeah. And unfortunately it's just
that's it. That's all we've got, because you know, we're the only
people that like to do puns, David, And that hurts me emotionally right
here in my heart. And so I guess, I guess thanks for nothing.
I guess no one else cares. So I guess that's the end of
the podcast. What what? What? What else could you possibly have to
say? Hell? Man, there's some stuff hidden in the grass there?
Wait what over there by that bush? There's something hidden over there. I
see it. It's very brightly colored. It's standing out amongst all the green
of the grass. You better not be fooling with me, David, David
Flora. No, it's an Eastern miracle. It's a basket full of puns.
Yeah, man, there's a whole ask it of puns, delivered to
you by our friend Bob the painter. Oh, you've resurrected my belief in
humanity. Now roll the stone away and check it. We have we have
a puns plosion. Oh man, it is. It's my friend Bob.
It's a punami nice. Yeah, I like that. Man. We're gonna
go through some because Bob has been listening voraciously to our episodes. Yeah,
he devours them and redevours them. He's got like a four chambered acoustic stomach
like a cow, and he regurgitates puns from them. So we're gonna go
through some some fun ones that that Bob has sent in. Are you ready
for this? Yeah, I'm trying to be. It's it's like it's like
a guy who thought he was gonna die and realizing that no, you're not
gonna die, You're gonna be just fine, then feeling dumb for thinking he
was going to die in the first place. Bob sends us a pun from
our Mothman episode. Sweet. He's got a new espresso shop in Point Pleasant,
West Virginia. Nice. I love products called Frothman. It's logo is
our coffee. Maybe not be that good, but it'll scare the shit out
of you. You know, I don't drink coffee, but one time I
did drink two coffees that messed me up. I always I get the coffee
and stay up late so I get red eyes. Oh you wanted to take
the next one? Yeah yeah, okay, let me let me serve this
up to myself again. I hope you guys like our Mothman episode because bobshers
held in to have a dashery shop in Point Pleasant, West Virginia might be
right next door to the froth Man, run by an unlucky cross eyed man
who wets his pants a lot. Oh so, just a moment of silence
for this poor bastard. His shop is called the Mad with a weak bladder
hanging under a ladder with his rabbit's foot and tatters and his crossbow shattered,
talking and crazy Mothman chatter incorporated. We're a jazz pop yeah, Bob oh
Man, Um, yeah gosh that that actually that Married Mothman and the Superstitions
episode. Yeah really he yeah he stitched it together. Nice Bob. All
right, I've got banshee laundry detergent. This would be for our ghost taxonomy
or our Legends of Ireland episode true story when you hear the whaling, you
know the stains are dead. Would be great if it actually did release something
that majored You're rushing that she just I tried to make a whale sound.
Didn't work. Okay, No, I'm a I mean man. This guy
drove a dump truck into our living room and unloaded. Yeah. This is
like a clown car of puns. It's a metaphor of puns, all right.
This is a more of a historical this is this is an origin story,
okay. Also from Bob Also from Bob Mears. It's the story of
a boy, the son of a clown couple. The couple decide to have
a kazoo surgically attached to their son's wrecked him to help him out in his
upcoming career as a clown since he is always a bit gassy. But the
boy decides to follow his dream instead of becomes a world famous archaeologist who from
then on is known as Tu And then once the university kicks him out for
his kazoo farts, then he just turns to the mean streets, where he
learns how to wrap eight mile style. Let me music, come, oh
man, something that he's prophet that's gonna says spaghetti all right, all right.
That dump truck has a little bit more oh man apart where they like
shake the truck to get the last of that of the dirt out. They
play the bass, real louds pump the bass for Bob mus We've got flying
Dutchman Baked Beans traveling the ocean of your bowels forever. Oh, which I
would sue that company because everyone knows that Flying Dutchman Baked Beans do not remain
forever. No, as a matter of fact, they take the shortest line
they can. They ghost right through. Yet ohoo poo poo jokes. Oh,
we've made it, We've made it, we did it. How on
earth do you have time to paint a house and write all these amazing puns?
I love it. I'm not complaining. I'm I'm in awe of because
I can't do it. Yeah, but I guess that's how you recognize an
artist when they do something you know you're not capable of, and you have
to respect that, and they do something else on top of it. Yeah,
all right, now, this one is a little close to home for
our friend Bob hain't paint. No matter what color you chose, all those
Hanks will love it. It's just all pinks and lilacs hate paint. Hat
pint, don't worry about it. She's not gonna jump your shit over it
if she don't like it. All right, I got I gotta I got
one from our spring Hill Jack episode. Okay, spring Hill Jack, Peanut
Butter have a new and improved PBJ. I'll put a little spring in your
day and maybe help you'll grab a little booby. Oh I do love pabechs
and titties. Af there's two things I could squeeze together. I should pee
J and booby. Oharara okay, uh Now, lady and gentlemen, the
Bob mir Show rolls into it's thirteenth hour. We're raising money for Spina bifida.
Oh you appreciate these though? These are great? Yeah? Okay,
Flora and I had a little discussion about this because Flora is afraid of this
pun. Oh, man, but I'm not. I guess I didn't listen
to our Superstitions episode, right. How stupid it is to believe in stuff
like the dibick clock making every hour the witching hour. And man, I
have to do this because the pun doesn't make sense otherwise. But the dibbickbox
we may or may not ever cover on this podcast. It is one of
those subjects. This is why I literally every time if you've ever heard me,
mention it, and I occasionally will make a Dibickbox joke and Flora just
goes, I'm the only one that talks about it, because if you mentioned
this thing, the Dibickbox, bad things happen. It is a curse,
and so Flora will not discuss it. So he's just rolling his eyes.
Right now, you've said it like fifteen times. I'm pulling it onto me.
I'm the lightning rod. Yeah, you're the lightning rod. That right
there that's recording all this. It's a capacitor. I've got to deal with
the capacitor later. Oh that's true. Maybe your fear will inmaculate it.
But it is a box that is not haunted, but rather demon possessed,
and any mention of it will bring the attention of the demon. I would
love to do a Divot Box episode. If you would like to hear more
about it, look it up online. It's great. There was even a
Sam Raimi movie that's true that it has it come out or I don't know
if it has or not. I don't I don't know either, but maybe
I forget what it was. It was either called the position or something like
that. It wasn't. They kind of messed with the story, but the
original story of the Dimmock Box is terrifying all on its own. We came
across it through the podcast Mysterious Universe, which is a lot of fun to
listen to. Oh man, those guys are great. They're Australian, so
everything they say sounds interesting, exactly interesting and sexy and like well they claim
to have bad stuff happened to them whenever they bring it up. Wait,
I'm sorry you think those two dudes sound sex not a sex, but yeah,
really do look up Mysterious Universe. Their dippit box episode is phenomenal.
They got it. They did. They've done a couple of them where they've
discussed it and told this story. And oh and I've seen it spelled a
few ways. But I think it's d I b b y k is a
really popular or d ibb uk. Look it up. It's interesting and it
does make every hour the Witching hour. Um. So sorry, Flora,
maybe we'll never Maybe I'll never convince you to do an episode ourselves on it,
but it is really worth looking into. If nothing else, it makes
an awesome, scare the hell out of your friend's ghost story for a long
car ride or for camping trips. Yep, I think the dump truck is
empty now I think I think it's Yeah. But thank you Bob for for
sending those in light a match on your way out. Bob oh Man,
he punned it up. Crack a window. Oh guess what what, I've
got some feedback. We love feedback so much from a long time listener.
I haven't heard from you in awhile, Bahama mama, Oh whoa, whoa,
whoa, Oh, Bahama mama. These less for the days, for
to nights. I've been feeling the loss. I know. We decided we
just cooling, maybe just back it off a little bit for just a little
while. My baby. It's like seeing a pie cooling on the window sill.
You know how sweet it's gonna be. Oh, but you know that
pie is gonna burn you if you don't wait. Oh, bahama mama,
the waiting's over and I'm just right here. I got a napkin stuffed into
my shirt, you know, like in a cartoon, and the wavey pie
fragrance lines. They are drawing me forward and I'm just hovering towards that sweet
sweep. I know exactly the you're thinking of. Oh, I'm just so
excited. Thank you for writing, Bahama Mama. Bahama Mama says I've decided,
after hearing your podcast about the GIN that I would not ask for anything.
Goes back to the old saying leave well enough alone. But if one
genie should appear, I would think I would do as any suggested and free
it, hoping it would run away. Oh see not, Yeah, that
I like that. That's a defensive wish. That is, that is a
defensive wish unless not all gin I have your best interest in heart. Maybe
the fact that it's shackled is the only thing that's keeping you from making the
soles of your feet into taste buds. I don't know if those if if
the palists are oh that's the worst, Yeah, then you taste them tasting
you Wait, would that be kind of like mildly erotic? Though? No,
it's like making out. No, I guess making out isn't about tasting.
I'm not into feat dude, No, me neither. Hey, Bahma
Mama, I hope that I really hope that we have like an obsessive fan
who's like writing in their notebook, you know, just like ambivalent Flora,
no beat underline we do. His name is Bob Mears. We're gonna make
the most gorgeous flesh suit that's ever been He's gonna look so good. Oh
man, hey, guess who else wrote in? Greg Bach? Oh?
Well, Greg Bach. Um, you know, I don't want us I
don't want it to make us seem coquettish. But with all the attention we've
been getting from Bob MEAs, I barely had time to spare a thought for
you, mister Bach. He used to be my one and only Now I'm
just kidding. Bahama Mama was always just you. You are gonna get yourself
in a lot of trouble. I have a crush on every listening I so,
Greg says, when genies have a tough day, they kick back with
a nice gin and tonic. Oh you know what, thank you? Yeah,
somebody had to say it. We were all wait, we didn't go
for it. Yeah, wait for it, Greg, you did. Thank
you, Greg, Thank you, Greg Bach. And and I am very
excited. Greg Bach is pleased to announce that his podcast is going online.
Is it? Yes? And from the indications all the episodes of which I
am a guest on one of them. You are the more interesting of the
two of us, so that makes sense. You were busy that day whatever.
I didn't even get asked. You're a busy man that you. Greg
back this podcast. So, uh, it's uniform Snowflakes is the name of
his podcast. He does it with the very talented Kate Parker, O friend
of ours. Yeah, she's great and very funny. Um, so please
listen to them. I mean, if you're listening to us, I mean,
this is people we like that we listen to and I'm very excited.
So yeah, please listen to that. But if you think that's the last
we've heard of Greg Bach tonight, you're wrong, because he's sending us out
with one more Uno Moss at a Greg Bach Memorial Day weekend. Don't miss
the action hit of the summer. Jingo unchained, the D is silent.
Hecu is a gym. I seriously, Jim, just have missed there.
There's no there's no D. They have what they want, that's true,
and what you want? Yeah, did you have what I want? Great?
Thank you guys for writing in man. Yeah, I feel like the
coffers have been dry on puns and writing lately, and you guys, just
you guys just hit the lottery for it. I almost pawned our coffers.
Thank god I didn't do that. Yeah, we actually do need those.
Yeah, we use those things all the time now, not that they're full
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Oh, well played. This is why I like working with you. This
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for real, sweetheart. Ain't that redundant? Now? A lot of people
think that, But you're wrong. You're wrong. We'll tell you why you're
wrong, and you're fucking dumb. I had it up to here with your
Tabitha. Why don't you maybe do some research about the fucking candy so we
can have us a damned discussion about candy. Jesus Christ, Tabitha, I'm
sorry, I'm just I'm just so sick of your ship. You didn't read
anything about peeps, and you were supposed to have five fun facts about M
and M's. I could make up five fun facts about M and M's,
but you show up to my house and you didn't bring any tea or any
soda, even though it's your turn, all right. Well, next up
M and M's and how they can really spruce up a party, candy Chap.
What if every episode a candy chet starts out so nice and they can
subject up on sugar, they end up just throwing at each other. I've
had fifty pixie sticks today and you're a horde, Tabitha. I hate you
so much. Sabbath shows her dirty hate face in that big sal I swear
to God, Oh you think you're so tough, Come at me, betch
I've been begging for Get your ass off that chair, Tabitha,