This is a downbeat on ninety seven to one, the freak. She's it
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the downbeat Mikes, Roy, Danny Balos, Kevin Turner, JJ checks and
I can get us some Super Bowl prop bets. Do you know what an
octopus is? Danny? In the betting realm? Yeah, I don't.
In football, I would assume it has to do with is like an eight
eight game parlay? No fair guess the number eight obviously is involved. I
give up. It is an octopus? Is if a player scores a touchdown
and scores the two point conversion eight points. Okay, gets all eight points.
I never heard of that until this week. You can bet on that.
Jalen Hurts actually did it last year. How rare is that? I
wonder quite rare. You can bet on that and an insane amount of other
things. It used to be the Imperial Palace that was famous in Vegas for
their wild prop bets. I think they're probably the fore fathers pre Internet of
offering just loco prop bets specifically for the Super Bowl. But now online everybody
can bet on everything. My guess on the octopus, it would make the
most sense that a quarterback would be the most likely to do it. Yes,
sorry, he was outside of the room. I want to yeah.
Yeah, So it'd be like if the if you had like a goal line
for the touchdown and you're like right on it and the quarterback sneak is the
obvious play right six, But if you need to and the two is typically
some kind of little flood pattern roll out thing. You know, we're trying
to maybe go work the one of the corners of the end zone and the
coverage is too good and you and the quarter back ends up scrambling and running
it in. I would see that being a pretty common way of that happening,
right, But they probably have a lot of two point conversions of the
chiefs at least go to Travis kelcey. Yeah, you know, so if
he gets the touchdown, then he'd be a pretty good candidate as well.
Anyway, we'll discuss some wild ass prop bets that we are going to make,
including will Taylor Swift show her belly button on live television this Sunday.
I'm ready to lose some money. Let's lose some serious money, but let's
gain some serious knowledge with this segment. I'm gonna wrap up my quick football
note real quick before we get to the news. Toby Keith dead at the
age of sixty two of stomach cancer. A little more on that in a
second. So the Cowboys defensive coordinator thing is kind of still up in the
air. They're gonna interview Ron Rivera, they might interview Mike Zimmer. I've
seen Wink Martindell thrown around. But David Moore has reiterated in a couple of
articles that he's written at the Cowboys want and crave head coaching experience for the
defensive coordinator, just to make your head coach sweat a little bit. That's
got to be the only reason. But there's a funny story about Mike Rabel,
who is the head coach of the Titans. I think a lot of
people like Mike Rabel think he's a good football mind. Maybe this is what
Diana Russini told the Athletic Football Show. So she's hanging out the Senior Bowl
and they're all talking about Mike Rabel. You guys know what Mike Rabel looks
like, right? I think so pretty much, big guy, huge head,
mm hmm. She said one GM at the Senior Bowl told me that
Rabel's physical build has something to do with it. He's a very large human
being and can be very intimidating to people in the organization. They're going to
be a part of these decisions, and that is a factor of not hiring
him. What that is stupid? Think about this though, Is he bigger
than coach McCarthy. Just imagine, let's just say Rabel for the defensive coordinator
job. Here walks up to Jerry, towering over him. Jerry's like,
you know what, I don't think you look like you could kick my ass.
I'm out everybody can kick Jerry's ass. I know a hundred but I
just like, that's the mindset of the owners who'll be making all these decisions.
Big guy. That is so dumb. I know he's six' four.
He is so huge. Jerry Jonas worked with Tyron Smith for twenty years.
Yeah, the most imposing human to stand anywhere near? Isn't that kind
of why it went bad in Tennessee though? He was button heads with the
ownership there, and it's not his size. Maybe his persona is dominant,
which, yeah, g thanks for a head football coach or a defensive coordinator.
I kind of want a leader of men. So are they big shaming
Mike Rabel? The league is big shaming? And who made this claim?
Diana Russini of the Ethletic, And she's great and she knows stuff, and
she's saying that. Someone said that. I think maybe being an intimidating person,
which again is not a fault for a potential coach, is what she
meant. But I don't think it's just his size. He's six or four,
that's not He's not gigantic. If you're any type of executive or decision
maker, though, you probably don't want a big guy and kind of fighting.
Ya you think in the NFL that applies that the one place it doesn't.
And in that realm, true power is not represented by the size of
the man, right, Kevin, Let's what is it? Well? I
mean, I think I think Jerry probably has a little more power than Mike
Vrabel, and that's typically people people UH defer to that no matter how big
they are. Why didn't you have a job? Then, well that's a
different question. And I don't know, you need to ask the right questions,
asking good questions because his head is huge, he's got too big of
a head. Now, I mean Mike McCarthy's head is the size of a
toilet. He's a huge man, by right. I saw a guy this
weekend. He had the biggest head, but he was the smallest guy.
I thought his shoulders were going to break. Huge head, tiny guy.
Really looked at him, and the guy was built like Rivers from Weezer that
had the head noticeably large head of mister moose hair. He hair was fine.
It was just strange. Where did you see this man in the wild?
Scratched sushi by scratch? He was there, scratch was he Was he
a client or did he work? He was one of the people. Know,
he's one of the people eating there. Did you talk to him?
Not? Really were intimidated by him because of his He just went again.
Yeah, he just won CEO of the Year in Dallas, according to the
other people in their traveling party. Really, you didn't ask questions on Tell
me with your hands how big his head is? Okay, Oh that's ridiculous.
His head like the size of Grimace's belly. Put that together. Toby
Keith, dead at the age of sixty two, died in his sleep.
They're saying February fifth, So yesterday's the death. They'd had stomach cancer,
got diagnosed with that a while back. He had just announced it in June.
How many over under number one country singles did he have? Number one
in his career? Nine higher? Twenty twenty is the number? Nanny's right.
I read the article and a big fan. That's not fair, and
I let you go first. And he's a big fan. How many can
you name? White Courtesy, Red, White, and Blue? I don't
know, Red solo cup, Yeah, there's okay, there's one of them.
Yeah, I got I got tunes. Here, beer for my horse,
whiskey for my men. Okay, hold on, you gotta play that
one. Here's red solo. Actually, can I do chronological change? What
you want? I think I want to do that. This song was not
number one, and I contend it's his greatest song. Okay, but is
this the one you put on tiktoks? This is the one I have put
on TikTok and we'll be putting on Instagram in a minute. Well, I'll
look forward to that. Imagine, imagine take out the scene and Step Brothers.
Though the scene in Step Brothers when Will Ferrell and John c Riley are
running through the house sleepwalking, you know, imagine that's the background, and
I've envisioned the songs called dream walking, jj W, Creak Me Up Please,
and again She's again. Here is this Kevio. I want to say
ninety three man, that's his first number one hit. That was actually not
his number one hit. I put that in there because it's my favorite song
of his. So this this era for him, it was very prolific,
and that is very of the era, which it's still to me, sounds
like kind of a little bit more modernized classic country. Yeah, it sounds
like George Strait sounds like Alan Jackson, all those dudes that were doing kind
of the post Merle Haggard, post Willie Real that real hardcore traditional country from
the sixties and seventies. This is a natural advancement before it went full basically
deaf Leopard with fiddle. And he's a part of the going and he's a
part of that. He was I'll play it for you, and he was
a flag carrier of the bro country movement, absolutely for sure. Now this
is well before that number one, his number one single, the first his
debut single that went number one, His first tune that he released went number
f ing one nineteen ninety three. Now, think about what was happening in
the world at that time. You know who was kicking ass well, No,
the Dallas Cowboys. Oh that's right, and that was I can't tell
you how many Just like commercials, they used that as an anthem. Cob
just like Gene and Roy. You could change it to Emit and Troy.
I mean, there's just so many options you had there. Yeah, that's
that's one. One avenue that that dude generated a massive amount of wealth is
through sync and licensing and stuff like that for these tunes. Now, I
think I want to do this one because it's so shocking. This videos nuts.
The song is called Who's That Man? And it did go to number
one, and Toby Keith in the video is driving by a house in the
suburbs and you see his wife and his kid and his dog, but she's
with another man because they'd gotten divorced. And the name of the songs Who's
that Man, Who's that Man? That's my car, that's my dog in
my backyard, in the window to the room, wish he leaves in that
tree outside the fence. Not long movie movie, Here's my kid and that's
my wife. Who's that name railing my wife? Okay, see you're not.
You're not treating the passing of country music legend Toby Keith with much dignity
right now. And I'm kind of disappointed in you, Kevin. For a
young man who grew up in a rural setting in all Nee, Texas,
I felt like you would find a deeper connection with this type of musical genius
than you're exhibiting right now. And I'm frankly disappointed from Keith country eight year
old though I'm not. He's from Oklahoma, More Oklahoma. Well, you
are closer to more Oklahoma than we are now. You weren't far away either,
buddy, And I'm not the one here now but just assassinating the career
of a legend. The line is, who's that man running my life?
But eight year old me was able to turn that into a parody song real
quick, who's that man blanking my wife? So easy? Yeah? But
he already used the word wife in the song of Double Life. You know
you don't know rhyme concepts very well. You're eight. You're eight years old.
You'd barely you know the value of a dollar, hardly more than kids
do these days, though, because they don't use cash to pay for anything.
I mean, he's just digital card into the ether. I'll say,
post divorce, if you drive by your house right there's some other dude living
there with your wife, that's bad, but not whatever, I mean nothing
you can't manage. Sure, but if my dog Simon is curled up on
this son of a bitch's lap, mm hmmm, not happening. By the
way, you ain't getting the dog. Yeah, what kind of crappy divorce
lawyer did he have to not get? Got? He lost everything? You
ain't getting the dog. He planted the tree. He drives by and sees
that huge oak tree, He's like, damn it, I planted that thing.
I had a vision. What does the dude always have to be the
one that moves out and lives in some crappy apartment. Mm hmm. I
think I told you. My old football coach, coach Ferraccio, came in
one day to practice and told us he got divorced. What I told you
that. He's the funny guy. He says, she got the house,
but I got the car. It's always then we're like, wow, okay,
so that sounds like a very good deal. It's a good deal.
It's a good deal because you can sleep in your car, but you can't
drive your house kind of Did you explain to him? Did you explain to
him? Then the concept of automotive depreciation and the fact that the house is
actually going to double invalue. His wisdom hang over the whole team, and
he went out there and beat Bradenton Southeast. Now, Mike, another big
hit for Toby Keith Divorced was the this is also a number, coach,
thanks for telling us, laugh about it. This is a team meeting.
Gather round boys. Yeah, do you think Coach Varaccio ever told his wife,
you ain't much fun since I quit drinking. You laughed out loud.
I guess you thought it was funny, and I sobered up. I gotta
thinking, grill, you ain't month's fun since I quit drinking. Now I
ain't no house none. Then the defence against a gone out and lost of
my good sense. Too much work, shock for your heal. I couln'd
have died drinking. Now I'm killing myself and I'm feeding it dog. Second,
the trash, it's honey, do this, honey, do that?
I sobered up and I got to think and brove it ain't much fun since
I quit drinking. Here we go. That's very king bucks to me.
Take it for a ride. Yeah, that's why coach Gotta got divorced.
Now from here's the turn. This is when it's shifted into we're kind of
moving to a more pop landscape with our country music. Please tell me you're
gonna play She's a hottie? Uh, I don't know that one. Isn't
that him? I don't know that one. I'll look it up in a
minute. Yeah, yep, But this is where it started. This is
late late nineties. Still has you still feel the classic country vibes, but
it kind of shifted into more pop whatever. Once in a while, I
want to talk about me. I want to talk about I want to like
about Mama, want on my mean my, what a thank what? I
like? I want to know what. I won't want to see talking about
you. But occasionally I want to talk about me. Okay, I mean
that's yeah, that's the word shifted, dude. Yeah, and look ahead
of the game. Probably he or the people that he worked with probably knew
where things were headed. We need to add elements of you know, a
faster wrapping, melodic lyric, more modern kind of references for sure. This
one too, you've heard since which side you had to this? This is
a Eastern man John and I playing my Jim talk to you loud? How
do you like me? Now? It was like in every commercial for a
truck. Yeah, and he was big in the uh the truck industry as
far as linking up his songs to those ads. The good thing you can
do is you can incorporate Willie Nelson. That justice is one thing you should
always find. You gotta saddle love your boss. You gotta draw a hard
line. Let the gun smoke settles. Will send up victory too, and
I will all by, We'll raise up our classes against evil forces, singing
whiskey for my beerfore my horses man will he makes everything better, doesn't he?
His voice is so good. Nobody sounds like him. I love him
so much. So there is that. And then the last one that I
wanted to play for you. That's so Cup, I feel you up.
Let's have a party. Let's have a party. I love you. In
the video, he's actually just kind of proceed He's inserting your red zillow,
cup Boy, how many backyard beer busts? Has that song been played at
with a fire and a bunch of dudes wearing justin boots wranglers with a car
heart T shirt tucked into it and a Caterpillar cap or a John Deere cap
and its just a terrible guy to girl ratio. Man, I've seen that
natal written. I don't think i've ever heard that song. Did you like
it? Oh? That's how you were joking when you when you started it.
I didn't know, so, low Cup, I've never heard. I
feel you up. Let's have a party. I'm fighting. That's it's close.
Enough's added to the list. There is brilliance and simplicity. Proceed proceed
to now. I really love how you're easy to stack, but I really
hate how you're easy to crack. Some beer runs down in front of my
back. Well that, my friends, is quite yucky, but I have
to admit that the ladies get smitten admiring how sharply my first name is written
on you as a sharpie when I get to hitting on them to help me
get lucky. So, low Cup, you up? That's Tobe Keith dead
at sixty two. Kevin, I want to stand Oklahoma, Tip here.
Did you say the big earthquake at Oklahoma? The other day? I did
a five point one spot, oh, which is, you know, pretty
big level, but uh for a round here though, tied for fourth place
among like Oklahoma earthquakes of all time. And it was about fifty miles east
of Oklahoma City. And the only thing I could think about a friend who
lives up there, and I said, I texted him, I said,
dude, y'all really need to build that one hundred and thirty four story building.
Was it the Legends Building or the Legends Tower? Do y'all really need
to do that? If you're having earthquakes they're above a five on the Richter
scale, it feels like disaster waiting to have build these buildings to shake.
Heaven they can handle. They can handle a little bit. They know what
they're doing. How much to day there are tall buildings in San Francisco and
LA. They're everywhere. They're built to shake. Yeah, you can feel
the tall buildings sway in the wind sometime if they're made a of thick rubber.
Yeah, the thickest rubbers. You didn't know that, Kevin, I
didn't know that. I foundation is one of my blind spots. Really,
yeah, I should learn more about that in the coming years. Someone said,
play I'm an I'm an s he Golfer. Okay, Oh, I
guess you can't play that. I mean you got a song called s word
Golfer. I've never heard of that, but you know I have not followed
his career terribly closely. Over two decades. We knew every one of those
damn songs. Yeah, you know that's not and that's I think that kind
of says it right. Oh yeah, I forgot. I love this bar
too? Is another I love this bar. That's a big one. That
was a big one. Oh, sorry, golfer, you can play.
There's a clean version, okay. Uh yeah, it's called s E Golfer.
You're about to see Mike Roy turning around on this guy. Okay,
holdo, I'll say that's good. He's speaking to me. I'll not be
able to find a clean version. Toby Keith on YouTube. It says,
sorry, sorry, golfer, okay clean version? Uh yeah, because okay,
just a reset clean version. Country music legend Toby Keith passed away yesterday
evening YELP at the age of sixty two years old. Stomach cancer. Yep,
give it a shot. I've been out there hacking ever did in my
life. This is gonna Betty shorts and all the plaid sweaters and New Taylor
mid driver didn't make me any better, ever made. Man. I hid
in fat and I hit a man the bunker. Man, I hit them
again. I sliced them in the pushes, crack them in a cream.
Got my betsucker up by looking out in the street. N I'm two forty
five, right down the middle time and screen and left just a little.
Then I till it fit my wid put it all together. Hit that s
so be right up the mare and the ladder. And if you call that
good lim and press on his side, you can't put in town for if
five there is he relatable? Yes he's got another one. Sometimes I'm gonna
save offer most of us arm. But we carry our clubs in the back
of our car. What else you gonna do when you're out of town and
you need to whistle the whole day and shoot another round? Okay? Man?
I played Augusta, and I played Pebble Beach, and one time as
saw grass, I shot eighty three. And if I live long enough to
be eighty well, it turns out he won't daddy, she said of sixty
two. He needed twenty six more years. And I can't gonna sat up
shooting. Okay, two forty five right in the middle is gonna be in
my head, I think for the rest of the day, he said.
He said chili dip too, which is always a funny golf Yeah, kind
of how Mikey described, uh your play last weekend. I did you saw
my birdie putt two forty five right down in the middle, said Kevin.
Shoots it straight, which is the hardest thing to do. Yes, Mikey
whipped my ass though, no, we have two or three shots. Couple
me and you'd be a good team. Though we can go. You'll challenge
any one of the audience challenge me, and mike will whip your ass.
So is Mikey longer? It just wilder? Yeah, I'm more. I'm
off the tee. I'm pretty consistent. He's just straight off the tee.
He stripes it. Huh yeah, yes, my mid iron and then he's
a wild ride from there in. Yeah, And I'm just wild off the
tea and then I'm pretty solid at figuring it out. After that, you
have a good short game. We compliment each other pretty good. How's how
are Kevin's No. One approach shot? Don't fake like you're interested, You're
not even interested. Shut up. He was out, he was He went
to the bathroom yesterday and we were talking about the rain out Wyndham Clark and
he's like, you, guys, you don't have to only talk golf when
I'm gone. I think he feels like he's missing something because I want to
hear actually a closet golf fan next week. I think I kind of want
to do a live golf segment though, because uh, I'll explain later.
Whatever. All right, Toby Keith dead at the age of sixty two.
That is your big breaking news for today. Coming up next, Mike,
Oh, the bets you can make this Sunday. We're gonna put some big
money on these, including will Taylor Swift be shown on TV eating a hot
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