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We sure don't. Hey look it, Hey, look he's it. Hey

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look it. Hey good for me? Good enough for me. Eh.

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There's just something good about soy sauce
and rice, so fucking good, but

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like you're so good eating like a
cartoon. I was trying to be subtle,

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but I couldn't help it. That
was being subtle as wild. Welcome,

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Welcome to start Tank podcast. Everybody. Uh, today we're going to

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be talking about all of the crazy
things that happened in the news, of

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which there's nothing. So we're gonna
go into questions and of course tomorrow Biden's

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gonna die or something like some crazy
fucking thing is gonna happen that we're gonna

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miss, of course, because this
just happens always. Or what if Biden

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wakes up to my al Right,
guys, how would you feel if one

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day Biden we woke up and Biden
gives like an emergency press conference and he's

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twenty six. I was thinking the
literal same thing that if he shed his

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skin to younger Biden. I was
thinking the same thing, rips himself apart,

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and he's handsome. He's like,
oh, thank god, you guys.

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Thoughts you guys are stupid. You
actually thought it was old and decrepit.

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He had a while. You're stupid
for not knowing that at any moment,

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I could have ripped my shell apart
and become young. You didn't know

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that, So you want dumb.
I just want real reptilians. Man.

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I remember me and my friend we
went to the scenario of because we saw

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Obama. I think it was I
don't think it was an inauguration. I

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think it was just him being like, yeah, I did it or something.

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I don't fucking know. There's a
bunch of people there. Oprah was

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there crying in the front, and
we were saying, like, once he

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gives a speech, imagine if he
just took off his mask, and it

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was just, you know, one
of those reptilian things that have like a

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long snall, like a crocodile,
and just jumps in the crowd and starts

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eating fucking Oprah, Like that's the
first thing he does. He just starts

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eating her. And they were like, he would go for Oprah first.

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He would, he would like,
if you were the most nourishment beast,

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if you were a hungry beast,
you would go for Oprah first. I

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think old. I just feel like
she has the most, you know,

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she has all that money she's got, like she probably has a lot of

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you know, like there's something about
it, like eating a powerful person will

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just make you power up. Yeah, it's like how it's like how money.

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It's like how Magic Johnson's money staved
off his aids. Right, it's

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the same thing, except Oprah's money
seasons for old me. Wow, she's

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seventy, She's exactly seventy. She's
up there. Man. I really remember

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watching the episode of Oper with my
grandma once she turned fifty. Yeah,

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twenty years ago episode. I remember
watching that too with my with my grandmother.

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It's weird. Yeah, I remember
watching Yeah, me too. Everybody

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watched that. I don't want to
be left out. The world stopped.

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So Kingston show showed the show the
audience, your Cloudlifter. Show the audience,

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your Cloudlifter, show the show,
show show them what you got.

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Oh yeah, so we got We
got kingson the Cloudlifter. His audio has

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been a little bit soft in comparison
to Hours, and we're gonna this is

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our way to fix that. Unfortunately, he bought it and he assumed that

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it came with an extra XLR cable, which is what you need for these

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things, which is a reasonable assumption. It's a reasonable assumption. I made

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the same exact. I think the
only reason I didn't find myself in a

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problem is because I think I had
an extra I had an extra what is

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it cable from those old mics I
used to use the A K A K

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A K A C A K G
C fourteen's what the fuck are they called?

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I guess, I don't know whatever, some other mic the mics I

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used to use in my videos,
and uh so I was fine, But

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yeah, those it's really frustrating how
often now you will buy things and they

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won't come with the things that they
need to function. I don't know when

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this started, but it's happened,
but it's extra unavoidable now I've noticed because

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that happened. You were talking about
the iPhone doesn't cut? What do you

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mean the start, it was definitely
one of the it really maybe it was

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like, there's no, there's no
way iPhone, it doesn't come with it

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doesn't come with the with the adapter. They took out the adapter. They

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they'll give you a wire even why
right now the brick anymore? Yeah,

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and so now and it's actually even
and it's more inconvenient because not everybody,

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not every outlet and every plug in
it has USBC. USBC is you know,

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fairly a modern thing. And so
if you go to a hotel and

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you just want to jack into like
say that you know, the strip,

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it usually sometimes will have a USB
like USBA, but it won't have it

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doesn't have USBC, and it's really
fucking annoying. They won't give you the

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adapter. Do you have to pay? However much more, you know those

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outlets that have like the USB instead
of just like that's really new to me.

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I saw that recently and I was
like, those mother these fucking idiots

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thought they really thought we were done. They thought we were done. They

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thought it was oh it's USB,
and hey, it's been USB for so

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long, why would it change,
let's put it in the outlets. And

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then here comes USBC, just kidding, just joking, this is it now?

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Yeah you wait a fuck dumbo stumbo, bitch, fucking stupid. I

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will I wish I still had my
computer that had FireWire in it, dude,

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because that was supposed to be the
future. That was like all right

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before there was a yeah, because
there was just US regular USB one right,

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that was the first one at USBA, or just USB yeah one point

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oh right, that that was it. It was just the USBA one point

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oh. And and then FireWire came
out, which was like, oh shit

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is so fast. This this is
the this is the future. And then

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like I think it was like a
month later, like all right, here's

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the USB two point oh. It
is better. You're like, oh all

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right, then, dude, FireWire. There was anything better than USB.

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I feel like USB was so good
already. It was fire It was just

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like just above it, just a
little bit above it. It was a

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little bit faster. Frank, data, is USB too much better than USB

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three? USB one? I mean, I think the USB one of three

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is a major difference. Like say, I didn't well because probably because we,

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you know, when you started using
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we didn't really notice all of the
leaps and bounds of like the consoles and

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ship when things were kind of getting
better and better, like we noticed DMI.

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I noticed, HMI. That shit
blew my mind. That's one thing.

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I have terrible eyes. And even
I was like, something's different here,

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something I didn't really notice because I
got a new TV. Look.

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He plugged in Halo and I was
like, bro, why does Halo look

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so good? And I was like
freaking out a little. The thing about

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the thing about the HDMI is like
I didn't notice it because the three sixty,

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when the three sixty launched, that
was like the start of HD right,

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it was the start of HD generations
and that was before HDMI. So

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what they had was they had the
like sick composite cables or whatever. It

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was like it was like the yellow
red white, but then there was like

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blue and green I think, and
then like orange, yeah, blue green,

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like another and something like that.
But there was like a lot and

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it looked high death like it looked
exactly like what you would know what HGM.

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I just did that put in one
cable and I was like, oh

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cool, So like that wasn't it
wasn't like a CMI wasn't like a revolution

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to me. But FireEye was crazy, and I know I noticed it specifically

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because I had a I had a
I had those you know those Lacey hard

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drives where like with the with the
orange rubber around it, there is like

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a silver box with like orange rubber
around it, Like they had it a

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lot in high school, Like not
high school colleges would need. I have

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one somewhere here, but they used
FireWire, and I was like, I

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don't know. They're called Lacey's.
Well, let me let me I have

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it, let me grab it real
quick. They're they're fucking I think I

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skipped that. I don't think I
ever got one of these. I just

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looked it up right now. I've
never seen the Lacy brand. I mean,

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I guess it's a it's entire brand, but like I'm seeing like the

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rubber, the orange and ship around
it. I don't know where. This

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looks like some yep, like it
has like a fucking protection on it,

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like if you're gonna drop it from
like a two story building, Like what

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the fuck is that? Did you
look at? Did you look it up?

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Yeah? I'm seeing it right now, and it just it looks like

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it's padded in a way that makes
no sense to me, Like what's gonna

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happen to it? Is it?
It just looks like it's all right,

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you might be running with this and
one I don't know it just yeah,

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I don't know, I don't I
don't really know. It's strange like but

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they were required. They were like
required, they were they were a required

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purchase for our film classes because they
were just like, Yeah, these are

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the hard drives you're gonna use.
You're gonna transfer data with this, You're

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gonna move shit from place to place
with this. These are important, go

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buy these. And everybody had them, so they would get mixed up all

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the time because they all looked the
fucking same. But you had them in

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work and then you get back not
yours. Yeah, like awesome, this

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has fucking this has a lot of
porn on it. We all had I'm

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gonna keep it on copying onto my
computer obviously, but like we all had.

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We all had to. We all
had to do it. Like it's

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kind of like how this is.
It's so funny actually, because this is

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what I noticed this once MacBooks started
becoming the default laptop, where like everybody

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had a MacBook. But because everybody
had a MacBook and every MacBook looked the

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same, no one, you couldn't
really tell your shit apart. So like

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a lot of people's a lot of
people just had stickers and ship on their

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MacBooks just to tell them apart.
I did, you know, and I

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did the same thing with the fucking
hard driver. It's like I just I

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put blue tape all over it.
Just I was like, mine's the blue

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one so I could tell it and
you put a penny on it. Then

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he put a penny on it,
and he was like, dude, I

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put my dick on everybody. I'm
about to go on every day too.

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And it's a bunch of series of
like how do you why did we all

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choose the same failed stage. The
thing that pissed me off about it though,

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is that, like I remember,
it had a FireWire cable and no,

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you know, anything else, and
I was just like why the And

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I couldn't find a like you couldn't
go to best Buy and find a FireWire

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cable. They just didn't sell them, and like like Amazon, you'd have

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to get them, and it was
just like super that was back when like

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shipping was so fucking you'd have to
pay like fifty dollars for a diship.

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It's like, I'm not doing this. What the fuck is this? It's

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just so stupid. What is FireWire? This firewar cable on my fucking PC?

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Either? What is this? What
is this technology? So it was

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just I don't know, man,
Firewars pissed me off, as I do

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know that it's good, but like
it made me so mad that I had

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to use it. Yeah, I
remember going to college right paying for tuition

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and then still having to pay for
books. That's crazy, that that was,

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that's real. Yeah, I saw
all that fucking money for tuition and

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then you still have to pay for
the books. Yeah, it's all about

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so fucking you as much as humanly
possible, and that's all every I feel

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like that's all everything is, even
like you made a comment Chris about everybody

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was switching to MacBooks, and I
always felt like that was one of the

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biggest social conspiracies of convincing people that
MAX were somehow better or necessary for anything,

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where you're just paying infinite, like
so much more money. And I

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had every program that they had except
for its just not in that version.

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I didn't understand. But like,
I'm paying significantly less for my PC,

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I didn't. I everyone that tried
to convince me, especially like oh,

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if you're an artist, you gotta
get this, and I'm like, I

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don't why, and nobody had a
legitimate reason. I didn't understand why.

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I just feel like it was a
great marketing, and I think at a

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certain point Apple was doing that too
with their phones. But now I do

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actually feel distinct different to where I
just I had the Galaxy twenty three for

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like a second, like three days, and their operating system was so annoying

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to me that like it actually shocked
me that. I was like, I

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can't believe the fuck it. You
still have to call to like check your

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voice messages. I didn't even know. I thought that would have been solved

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forever ago. Like you know,
an iPhone, you just go to the

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tab and then your shit's there,
and then it even transcribes it and everything.

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You can just look at it real
quick. Then I was like,

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oh, I have to check my
voice messages and like you gotta call you

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have this? I was like,
what fucking year is this? I have

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a Galaxy twenty three right now.
It just like that was the only thing.

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But they're differences that I'm like,
Okay, I will gladly pay extra

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for this iPhone because it is just
a better product in my opinion, Like

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it is just yeah, it's in
my in my experience. In my experience,

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PCs are better than our PCs are
better than Mac desktops. MacBooks are

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better than most laptops that I've used, and iPhones are better than most smartphones

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that I've used. That's that,
that is true. But like on a

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PC, what what what about a
MacBook? You things better than like a

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I don't know, like just like
any PC, like any I think they

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have I think they have better I
mean it's very specific, but I think

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I think they have better track pads. I think they just have a better

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there's like more responsiveness to it.
I think things run a little bit smoother,

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like programs tend to run a little
bit smoother on it. I don't

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know, Like I cause I have
a really expensive, like a really good

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like gaming laptop, like a like
a proper it's like a razor blade or

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whatever. It's what what they were
called fifteen. It's got like a stupid

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like it runs Destiny perfectly fine,
which is which is Destiny is a really

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weirdly demanding game, especially for a
laptop laptop. Yeah, and it runs

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it privately fine. So it's like
this is this is sick. This is

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cool, but it feels like when
if you're not doing gaming stuff on it,

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it just feels fucking clunky, like
writing on it, feels fucking weird.

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Like the track pad is like really
like not where it needs to be,

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Like the clicking feels fucking weird,
like just the I don't know,

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there's something about it that feels like
distinctly worse than even like my twenty eighteen

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MacBook that is currently dying, whose
speakers are like the speakers on the speakers

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on that MacBook. It's getting to
the point where, like the bass is

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any bass frequency on my laptop right
now, on my MacBook sounds like like

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a game Boy Like it sounds like
a game Boy speaker where it's like,

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you know how the Pokemon, you
know the Pokemon when when the Pokemon used

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to show up on Game Boy Color, And he's like, like they make

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those fucking disgusting, fucking noises.
That's what like every blow frequency sounds like.

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So I can't. I can't.
I have to. If I'm watching

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it anything on it, I have
to. I have to wear headphones.

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If I'm listening to music on it, I have to wear headphones. I

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don't even do any I don't even
do that on my laptop anymore. I

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just like I stick I stick to
just everything else. But I don't say

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speakers on on just notebooks in general. I feel like that's probably one of

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the biggest things that just annoyed the
fuck out of me, that they're never

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They've never been good enough for anyone
that I've ever bought, doesn't matter how

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how much money or anything I've I'll
try to be like at a hole.

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I'm like, I'm at a hotel
with Jojo however many years ago, and

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I like, oh, yeah,
let's just watch a movie on my laptop

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and it just like you can't you. It's like, yeah, it's fucking

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crazy, And I'm like, how
how is how how is it? How

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are my piny ass speakers? How
are the drivers so much better on my

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iPhone than my fucking save hundred dollars
fucking notebook? Like what the fuck?

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Try watching? She started watching a
movie on my on my MacBook with the

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fucking that the bass freu. It's
a it's a great It's funny because like

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I've I first noticed it because I
was like, you know what this is,

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this is look whatever, we'll be
transparent here. I was like I

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first noticed it and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna I'm

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gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch
it. I'm gonna watch some porn it,

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you know what I mean? And
I brought it up and then I

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it was so distracting the sound that
I was like, I'm not I don't

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even want to do this anymore,
Like I like, I like, I

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gave up, Like I stopped and
I just went about my day because it

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was it was that disruptive. I
really think MacBooks. I think when mac

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Books succeeded is they have it has
good software for like mixing and editing video

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on it already. That is Yeah, I think it really does as an

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advantage. But is that like is
it? Is it? Sorry? Is

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it truly like yeah, garage band
is the thing? Yeah? But is

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it it should be? I don't
know if it's still like how everything is

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now? But like, is everything
still like because I remember there used to

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be a lot more. I used
to correct me if I'm wrong. I

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used to I thought back in the
day with windows like Outlook and all that

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stuff was free? Am I wrong
in that? And like, say you

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you were able to use like,
uh, what is the what is the

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sorting one? Uh? Damn,
I forgot what everything's called. Uh,

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I don't know. I don't know
when you're trying to keep like tabs and

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stuff. You know, the thing
you used to like make like graphs and

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ship and oh my god, what
is it called excel Jesus Christ. Yeah,

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it's been a minute. Yeah,
all the Microsoft Office. I thought

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I thought I had access to that
stuff back in the day. But I

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have to pay for it and some
like three sixty deals or some ship it's

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called or something to just have the
software period. That's what I wondering.

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What about how is it for Apple? Like, can you if you were

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to buy a MacBook, do you
have access to just Photoshop and Adobe Illustration

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Illustrator whatever, because those no,
because those are Adobe, so like that

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they Adobe has their own partner,
Okay, like I think they they might

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have partnered a long time. I
have that. I have the Adobe Sweet

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as well. Yeah. Adobe,
Adobe does Photoshop and illustrator and all that

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stuff. What you get with garage
band, I think is like I think

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you get oh my god, it's
nope, notepad. You get garage band.

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I know it's there. You don't
have to pay for garage. I

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think there may be like a pro
version of garage banth that you could pay

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for something, but like, you
don't, it doesn't it'd be you'd be

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fucking stupid like that. Why would
you, yeah, just pay for just

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pay for a better fucking but like
that's that's the thing. It's like,

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what I have noticed is that Photoshop
outside of a desktop PC where you can

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really where you can really soup the
thing up, right, Because Photoshop and

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and uh Premiere on my souped up
PC run great, although they still are

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a little bit fucking wonky in comparison
to on my MacBook, which is half

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as powerful that you know, there's
something something about it. The better I

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don't know. Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. It's yeah, yeah,

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exactly. Yeah, that's what I
think, you know what having what

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do? Well? No, I
was gonna say, I bet it's because

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you can't customize Max in the same
way. You know, there's only it's

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it's kind of like a console versus
a PC, where it's like, okay,

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a games coming up for PS five, Okay, it's gonna run great,

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Like a PS five exclusive is gonna
run great because they only have to

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worry about PS five, you know
what I mean, versus like a game

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that comes to everything. It's like, oh, well, this is gonna

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be a little bit wonky because we
have to configure for millions of PC configurations,

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and then you know, this other
console and then this other skew of

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this other console. It's like,
yeah, there's that's probably it. But

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I don't know that makes sense or
does No, that totally makes sense.

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No. I was just saying,
like, I know, the the the

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only advantage I remember having like Max
or something like that was if you were

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it was like sharing files of projects. So whether if it was in like

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some type of iMovie thing or whatever
the fuck you were using, what what

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is the major thing that they were
using. I can't even remember final cut,

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final cut, and then and then
and then I think like using pro

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tools, people just share files that
way, So you wanted to have a

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Mac for that instead of like you
know, to me, the squirt around

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that you just share the actual tediously
share like the stems of like a music

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project, versus just dropping the file, which is so convenient. So that's

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the one thing that the major advantage
Google Drive has made it a lot simpler,

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and things like that like Dropbox I
remember back in the day, but

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dude, I will say, air
drop is fucking amazing, Like a drop

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is so convenice. It's the only
thing that I wish. It's the only

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thing from the Apple ecosystem that I
wish I could put on my PC,

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like truly, Like it's so no
convenient, it's insane, but uh,

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like them, you can transfer instantaneously. Fucking is mind boggle it. It

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really doesn't make sense. It's it's
borderline magic. Like it doesn't it doesn't

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make it feel like it does feel
like magic. Everything feels like magic Apple

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right now, So let me let
me let me a moment. Wild video

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tience is like video technology in general, Like that I was watching something randomly

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say no dog. It was talking
about the guy that made it so we

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could like properly send videos and picture
someone another. And I'm like, that's

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magic. That is mad that this
man figured out magic. And you can

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tell me, you can explained this
stuff to me completely perfectly, but it's

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still at the end of the day, feels like magic. It's like when

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you when people were talking about,
oh, why we're switching to different frequencies,

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like say when we're doing digital versus
like analog when it came to TV

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and stuff in the channels, and
like since you can't see anything, since

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you can't see the waves, it
just feels like fucking magic. That's the

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problem. We can't see the ship
happening, like if you can see it,

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If you can see it, you
feel more comfortable, like imagine,

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you know, it's just weird where
it's like, how is this ship transferring?

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I can't fucking see anything sense.
The fact that I get press buttons

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on my phone and then look at
someone's face that's in fucking Japan and talk

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to them is wild. I don't
care anybody women in real time. See

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some women's feet and you know she's
just pouring like fucking sour cream on I'm

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crazy dude, pouring her toes.
And I'm just trying. I'm trying.

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I'm trying lately to be very cognizant
and very aware of how amazing technology is

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around me and like actually not be
jaded about it because I was, I

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don't know. Something hit me the
other day where I was just like watching

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YouTube video on my phone. I
was like, it's crazy that I can

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do this because I remember being bad. I remember being baffled when like portable

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DVD players came out and it's like, well, you can watch a DVD

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wherever you want. And I remember
just like feeling like whoa, And now

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it's also trivial. I'm touching in
fake buttons on a screen and it's working,

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and it's like I should really try
to just appreciate like where we are

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instead of just being like this fucking
rectangle that ruins lives. I fucking hate

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this thing, but uh, let's
move let's there, it's a light week.

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Let's move on to some questions from
our from our audience. Right,

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I've got I gotta say I've never
felt that about technology right before. Oh,

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I'll tell you this is exactly I
just want to say. Right when

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I felt this, I felt this
when dual monitors became like easily accessible,

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when it's like that was just the
common thing, and then putting eight screens

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of porn at the same time because
you would just window four and four and

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that ship was like this is fucking
insane, Like it was like it was

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it was that the first thing was
that the first thing you did. It

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was it was it was the first
thing I did. But it was the

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first thing I thought where I'm like, I can't wait to try this when

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I saw because I saw my friend
do something. It was he this dude

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was an amateur because it was my
rich friend Muhammad and he I might have

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talked about this before, but he
had three monitors and only one of them

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was dedicated to porn. I was
like, this is crazy. This motherfucker

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had like ship up and then playing
a game and then porn. I was

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like, dude, that's crazy.
But then I'm like, this guy's fun.

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What a fucking idiot like this?
He could be putting windows all over

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and then simultaneously running it. Now
you know, hopefully it can run it.

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Your your internet and your your process
is good enough to fucking handle all

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that porn at once because you can
easily. But I'm not really that much

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in the porn like I used to
be back in the day, right,

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But that was a moment for me. This was probably like two thousand and

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eight or something where I was like, this is this is the future.

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The future is here, and just
hearing like a bunch of chicks moaning at

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once. It's it's it's a cacop. It's just just writhing like orgy of

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sound, and it's just like this
is not even arousing at this point.

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This is like this sounds. I
want to get it. I want to

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danger goon cave. I want to
make a Google came Loki, like when

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I move, when we literally get
our house finally, like there's gonna be

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one room that's gonna be like dug
into the ground, beeper and off to

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the side, So it's gonna be
literally like it's gonna be my house,

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and then under the dirt to the
left it's gonna be another room. That's

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my goodcase. It's gonna be like
Joe's Joe's eight monitors all over the place

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and it's all just porn. They're
gonna be porn and somebody like like dropping

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marbles down the step like there's a
bunch of NOI it's all at once.

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Yeah, can you imagine? Guys? I want to ask you a genuine

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question. Do you think we're ever
going to get to a point where people

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watch porn where the top of the
video is porn and the bottom is people

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playing like subway surfers. Yes,
you say, you say, get to

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the point. I guarantee you it
is already happening. Because I can't believe

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that people. I just feel like
people can't. When I started, I

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started hearing people say, oh I
can't watch There's some people saying they can't

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even watch videos in normal speed anymore, Like there's tension spansh just completely.

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I've heard that too. So like
even when it comes to porn, they

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might be like, fuck, this
is not progressing enough. I'm gonna watch

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subway surfers or people doing those sand
sculptures or whatever while fucking like the dude's

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waiting to get it hard or so
whatever what ever. You know, they

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they'll do something. I feel like, porn is porn, so your brain's

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newity, so you really go to
it, you know, I mean you

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think I would. I would like
to believe that, but I have definitely

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skipped a long porn because it's taken
too long to get to the point.

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Yeah, God forranstantaneous buffering, because
yeah that because now you can remember.

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Wait, guys, guys, let's
se let's see how old you guys are.

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Do you remember not being able to
watch Porner because they didn't have a

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flash player, and you're like,
god, damn, I can't watch.

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I was sorry you have to have
a flash player, and you're different.

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Joba script man, that's fucking that's
some that's the classic stuff right there.

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Man's like, Man, my fucking
iPod doesn't have a flash player. God

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damn it. You can throw your
eye stupid times. I was going through

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my bookmarks because I have bookmarks,
Like, over the course of my entire

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life, I have bookmarks so much, so much porn. It's ridiculous.

407
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It's like it's probably not so much. It's probably like like I probably have

408
00:29:11.640 --> 00:29:14.759
like eighty bookmarks, which is a
lot, to be fair, but like

409
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:18.240
I would go through, right,
and I would, and I remember,

410
00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:22.039
just like I have too many of
these bookmarks. I should go through and

411
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:25.720
like delete because like, surely some
of these videos are not here anymore.

412
00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:30.039
Let me at least clear these up. And it was like a good like

413
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:32.960
seventy percent of them, we're gone, And I was like that's crazy.

414
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:36.559
But then I could still see,
like what the what the bookmarks were like

415
00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:37.680
called, so I would like,
I wonder if any of these videos are

416
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:41.519
still up because I'm curious. It's
like I wonder, like what the fuck?

417
00:29:41.160 --> 00:29:44.599
Because I could see the first porn
video that I bookmarked, and I

418
00:29:44.680 --> 00:29:45.279
was like, what the fuck?
What? What? What was this?

419
00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:51.039
And so I Google starched and I
found it and it is like one forty

420
00:29:51.240 --> 00:30:00.160
p It is like nuts, like
you can barely tell, you barely tell

421
00:30:00.200 --> 00:30:03.799
that it's even porn in the first
place. And I'm like, you know,

422
00:30:03.880 --> 00:30:11.400
I watched this and I was driven
crazy by it. I was like,

423
00:30:11.680 --> 00:30:14.440
I was like, I couldn't control
myself out of this video so much

424
00:30:14.440 --> 00:30:18.359
that I bookmarked it for future reference, and like, I can't even see

425
00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:22.839
what's going on here. I can't. I'm not even one hundred percent sure

426
00:30:22.880 --> 00:30:27.400
it's a woman in it because it's
so blur. I only I only have

427
00:30:27.440 --> 00:30:33.400
to go by like sound and where
I assume a dick, like the colors

428
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:37.240
of a dick would be if color
properly. I was like, god,

429
00:30:37.319 --> 00:30:41.480
damn, this is like do you
have a do you remember a go to

430
00:30:41.680 --> 00:30:45.440
video like that you have? Do
you remember like what I know, you

431
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:49.880
just mentioned that one? They were
coming back to me. No, it

432
00:30:49.960 --> 00:31:00.920
was just the first one that I
that I realized there's brad break brodiums.

433
00:31:03.440 --> 00:31:11.839
I didn't catch it at first.
No, do you I have I have

434
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:15.200
one that I don't know if I
mentioned this before. I almost feel like

435
00:31:15.200 --> 00:31:18.680
I did. But uh, there
was a time where I was like I

436
00:31:18.720 --> 00:31:22.160
was fascinated by chicks to squirting.
I just thought it was like, like,

437
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:27.359
what what is this? And uh
so I did mention it. Yeah,

438
00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:32.960
it was like and she was with
this chick name and I didn't like

439
00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:34.720
because she had short hair. She
had like almost a buzz cut and a

440
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:38.960
gap tooth gapping her two front teeth. Named a bella donna or something.

441
00:31:42.000 --> 00:31:47.880
I know. How do you wait? Wait? What was it was?

442
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:53.160
It was? It was? It
was out, it was outside bro oh,

443
00:31:55.319 --> 00:31:59.400
because they have three scenes. They
have three scenes. There's a there's

444
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.200
a couch one with them, there's
a couch there's a bad one with them,

445
00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:10.960
there's one with We're so old that
we all how many people listening right

446
00:32:10.960 --> 00:32:14.839
now? I was like, I
know that one too. I don't think

447
00:32:14.920 --> 00:32:17.039
any I think I think too many
of them are kids. We gotta move.

448
00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:21.759
We don't have that many. Second
you said this second week he said,

449
00:32:21.799 --> 00:32:24.599
man, this second he said short
teeth or short short teeth, short

450
00:32:24.640 --> 00:32:31.799
hair gap shoot. I was like, Yo, no way, I'm watching

451
00:32:31.839 --> 00:32:37.759
that video too many times. It's
crazy and probably well over a decade.

452
00:32:37.880 --> 00:32:38.559
I need to go look it up. Dude, I got it's been a

453
00:32:38.680 --> 00:32:43.880
very long time. Held up.
We gotta I want to start watching porn

454
00:32:43.960 --> 00:32:46.680
for the for the etiquette of it
again. Correct, I want to get

455
00:32:46.680 --> 00:32:51.400
to that point again where I like, I watched porn for simply like hmmm,

456
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:54.720
I want to I want to watch
worn back down rabbit hole. I

457
00:32:54.720 --> 00:33:00.240
want to watch porn like I would
watch like a family movie. You know,

458
00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:04.039
no, not like a family but
like a movie that I remember,

459
00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:07.759
like nostalgia, you know what I
mean, Like, let's watch some nostalgic

460
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.000
porn, just like have it on
in the living room. It's like,

461
00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:12.640
hey, you remember this. It's
like, oh yeah, I remember the

462
00:33:12.680 --> 00:33:16.759
scene. Oh wow, what a
performance? Like like ause, if it's

463
00:33:16.759 --> 00:33:21.440
like this, if I watch,
if I watch half the porn I watched

464
00:33:22.200 --> 00:33:24.599
when I was younger in my house, Lily's like, what are you doing

465
00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:34.279
watching this? Like really mundane hugging
it was horror when I was going when

466
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:37.680
I was going through my bookmarks,
a lot of it was like remarkably mundane.

467
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.000
Like and I don't I don't consider
myself like I don't consider the stuff

468
00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:45.680
I watch I watch in my adult
life particularly crazy. But like I especially

469
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:49.799
like the stuff that used to work. I'm just like, this is just

470
00:33:51.240 --> 00:33:55.000
it's just people. There's existence I
definitely went too far. I definitely went

471
00:33:55.039 --> 00:33:58.680
too far for a bit, and
I had to I had to ring it.

472
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:02.079
But I had to like rehealth the
eyes of my brain towards pornography because

473
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:07.840
I saw a girl put a dildo
up her ass that you could see in

474
00:34:07.840 --> 00:34:14.360
her stomach once and I was like, this is see I saw, I've

475
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:19.599
seen that. That that disturbed me. It was like, this is disturbing.

476
00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:24.000
I can't watch this stuff anymore.
I gotta like get a healthy mindset.

477
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:31.159
Every time guys call to action,
Call to action, what's up?

478
00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:36.480
I've called action? Uh? I
need help finding a video that I made.

479
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:39.119
I made I made. I made
this as a joke. I sent

480
00:34:39.199 --> 00:34:44.679
it to the band too. Uh. There's a death metal band or Death

481
00:34:44.760 --> 00:34:50.159
Corpse specifically called the Partisan Turbine.
The song is called Inertia. Now.

482
00:34:50.400 --> 00:34:54.079
I only bring that up because I
made a squirt compilation and I sent it

483
00:34:54.119 --> 00:34:59.239
to them on my Space and they
were like the haha, this rules like

484
00:34:59.320 --> 00:35:02.920
they they spotted. They loved it. I made it to that song basically

485
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:09.440
it. I don't think that video
exists anymore because I it was on MySpace

486
00:35:09.480 --> 00:35:14.159
and I uploaded it on god knows
what fucking side. I uploaded it on

487
00:35:14.880 --> 00:35:20.360
uh so if sadly, baby,
some people are better at searching. Man,

488
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:24.079
if anyone could find that shit,
I would It would blow my fucking

489
00:35:24.119 --> 00:35:28.440
mind because it was probably like two
thousand and seven or eight or something when

490
00:35:28.440 --> 00:35:31.239
I made this, because that was
my That was more of a when I

491
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:36.840
rediscovered because as a kid, like
younger, I was like, squirting's pretty

492
00:35:36.880 --> 00:35:39.519
cool. And then I like read
this when Internet got better around that time,

493
00:35:39.800 --> 00:35:44.280
I rediscovered it, and I was
just like, this is crazy.

494
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:50.000
I read Rainy Vagina. It's wild. Yeah, I discovered I couldn't care

495
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.719
less about anymore. Though it's kind
of I feel a little sad. I

496
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:57.239
literally don't care anymore. You got
to it. I comp completely lost the

497
00:35:57.280 --> 00:36:00.079
passion for it happens in real life. You're like, oh, oh,

498
00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:05.119
this is cool as I thought it
was when it happens, when it happens

499
00:36:05.119 --> 00:36:08.159
in your life, it's just it's
like it's like now it's like a project,

500
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:14.400
and now it's like I feel like
when you know the fucking uh balloons

501
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:21.920
blowing up, you know, like
it's it's cool, but it's not a

502
00:36:22.039 --> 00:36:30.119
dude, let's listen. It goes
anywhere else alright, almost made a message.

503
00:36:30.440 --> 00:36:34.960
We gotta move on, we gotta
move on. Let's question, let's

504
00:36:35.000 --> 00:36:43.079
getta you really, let's move on. This next episode is called Cytherea,

505
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.599
it's that's it, all right,
she's on Twitter somewhere. Let me go

506
00:36:46.599 --> 00:36:49.599
give her a shout out. You
know it's actually you know, it's actually

507
00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.079
crazy. I remember I put a
cytheria video in a in a YouTube video

508
00:36:52.119 --> 00:36:58.199
of mine and I can't exactly why, but it was like I wanted to

509
00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:01.079
get it flagged or something like.
I don't I don't remember what the fucking

510
00:37:01.639 --> 00:37:09.679
why did I do that? Another
I think because it was like because I

511
00:37:09.679 --> 00:37:12.599
think I had it in the background
while I was ranting. I was like,

512
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:15.039
you hear that, that's the sound
of like this happened. I think

513
00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.320
I was trying to make the case
that like something was amazing to the point

514
00:37:19.360 --> 00:37:21.960
where like here this this is you
as a result of this, and I

515
00:37:22.039 --> 00:37:23.639
had it on screen, but it
was like blurry. It was like her

516
00:37:23.639 --> 00:37:30.559
getting railed by a funck machine.
It was like and the video got the

517
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:32.480
video got flagged, even though I
blurred the ship out of it, which

518
00:37:32.519 --> 00:37:37.400
I thought was kind of lame.
But whatever, Uh, let's move on,

519
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:39.159
Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's got the degenerate lands.

520
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:46.360
Jesus Christ. Yeah right, we'll
send her heart on Instagram. She's on

521
00:37:46.400 --> 00:37:52.000
there. YouTube's algorithm created a children's
mix for me, and the first song

522
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:53.920
was you Got a Dick and Me
rode in It says, hey, y'all,

523
00:37:54.039 --> 00:37:58.119
not a question, but a story. In the two Mad episode,

524
00:37:58.199 --> 00:38:00.719
Chris mentioned that his lost remote and
Derek brought up his glasses, which you

525
00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:05.400
guys haven't found for some bizarre reason
or another. The same thing happened to

526
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:08.440
me while I was building my brother's
PC. I needed to remove and replace

527
00:38:08.480 --> 00:38:13.519
the motherboard's lithium battery to manually reset
it, and in doing so, the

528
00:38:13.559 --> 00:38:16.320
part that holds the battery didn't lock
properly and flung the battery past my face

529
00:38:16.360 --> 00:38:21.559
and towards the wall. But it
didn't even make any noise. It wasn't

530
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:25.199
anywhere, It wasn't anywhere in the
nearly empty dining room, and I still

531
00:38:25.239 --> 00:38:30.519
haven't found it. I had to
use a spare battery out of frustration that

532
00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:36.800
would It's something's going on. I
think something caught and disappeared. It was

533
00:38:36.840 --> 00:38:45.039
like it is strange these are strange
things that occur. I don't, but

534
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:49.800
I'm convinced they happen like that.
You could not convince me that it's simply

535
00:38:49.920 --> 00:38:54.320
somewhere here like it's gone, it's
in a different plane. I fully believe

536
00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:59.880
it. I fully believe it.
Have you guys watched a Halloween Town two?

537
00:39:00.000 --> 00:39:05.119
Yeah, where it goes into the
fucking the guy's house where everything gets

538
00:39:05.199 --> 00:39:08.440
lost? That so stupid? That
is that? What that is? Because

539
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:15.400
I want an explanation. There's a
monster or like some character in Halloween Town

540
00:39:15.400 --> 00:39:19.079
two whose house is the house that
everything like if you drop something in I

541
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:22.000
think it's specifically like if you lose
something in the couch, right, it

542
00:39:22.079 --> 00:39:24.000
ends up there. If you if
you put something down and you try to

543
00:39:24.000 --> 00:39:29.079
pick it up and it's gone,
it's in that place. That's that doesn't

544
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:30.159
even make sense as a sentence.
What are you talking about? You try

545
00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:32.320
to put it, you put something
down, right, like you like you

546
00:39:32.360 --> 00:39:36.280
put something aside, and if you
immediately like, oh I needed that,

547
00:39:36.320 --> 00:39:38.920
and you go looking for it again, it'll be there. I'm pretty sure.

548
00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:42.199
In the movie though, like the
conceit was that like if you lose

549
00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:45.960
something in the couch it goes,
but I don't know whatever the whole point

550
00:39:46.000 --> 00:39:50.559
is, like it's it's where all
the lost items go. And I'm sure,

551
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:52.639
like I'm sure there's something like that
where there's like there's just a hole

552
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:57.039
in space somewhere where like everything goes. I wonder if it happens to fucking

553
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:00.760
people, Like I wonder if I
was looking at like how many children are

554
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:05.000
there? Right? Like exactly,
like imagine imagine Kingston. You go to

555
00:40:05.039 --> 00:40:07.320
my apartment, right and I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go use

556
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:08.639
the bathroom. And then I go
to the bathroom and then I don't come

557
00:40:08.639 --> 00:40:10.639
out, and then you go in
there and I'm gone. The windows like

558
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:15.760
not open or anything. There's no
like signs of there's nowhere I could have

559
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:19.800
gone, Like how would how would
you feel about that? Like what what

560
00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:23.199
is your reaction to that? Would
you just like leave? Would you just

561
00:40:23.320 --> 00:40:28.320
leaves? Like what the where's Chris? And then like he goes like a

562
00:40:28.320 --> 00:40:30.639
little bit a few days in here
from Chris, a podcast comes up.

563
00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:32.840
We call and get him, like
I will go to We'll do the next

564
00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:38.400
day. It gets to a week. No, Chris, you would wait

565
00:40:38.440 --> 00:40:45.559
a week before you notice that it's
a week. It's a week before.

566
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:46.480
Like we're like, all right,
Chris, this has been gone for a

567
00:40:46.480 --> 00:40:51.159
while. I won't know where you
went. We call your phone. What

568
00:40:51.280 --> 00:40:53.119
I wonder what what's making the funny? I wonder what you're going through right

569
00:40:53.159 --> 00:40:59.719
now? Like you're list in a
place where there like side out where like

570
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:01.760
you know, after she falls down
to like the lower level, there's about

571
00:41:01.760 --> 00:41:07.599
the ship and just like where am
I at? I don't like that explanation

572
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:13.079
though, that it's a long time. That's a long time. No,

573
00:41:13.159 --> 00:41:15.599
it's not you do you should call
it if I go into the bathroom and

574
00:41:15.639 --> 00:41:22.559
then I'm not there, Yeah,
no, that should be immediate. That

575
00:41:22.559 --> 00:41:27.880
should be like within the day.
You're like, especially because you're gonna be

576
00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:32.199
implicated like yeah, you should exactly. So you kind of have to do

577
00:41:32.280 --> 00:41:36.960
it for a walk, dude.
No, man, So you saw him

578
00:41:37.000 --> 00:41:40.159
in the bathroom and he and I
think you have autonomy. You can do

579
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:43.239
things on your own. My poly
all right, So next time you fall

580
00:41:43.280 --> 00:41:45.480
asleep and don't wake up, I'll
just be like no, wait, oh

581
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:51.280
wait, yeah away from oh wait, there's blood pouring out of your mouth.

582
00:41:51.320 --> 00:41:52.719
It's like he must have had an
allergic reaction. I'm sure he's fine.

583
00:41:52.719 --> 00:41:55.440
I've had allergic reaction a little bit. Give it some time, don't

584
00:41:55.760 --> 00:42:00.800
rush to the point, dude,
ship forgive me for one to save you.

585
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:04.400
Unlike Lily, who would not repress. It's been like three hours,

586
00:42:04.599 --> 00:42:08.480
he's still bleeding a lot. So
can you can, king say? Can

587
00:42:08.519 --> 00:42:13.440
you pull up the iPad that you
were you were pulling up before? Yeah?

588
00:42:13.559 --> 00:42:15.960
You pull that up? So like
there's a I thought it was his,

589
00:42:15.639 --> 00:42:19.000
uh, and it has a drawing
of Disneyland on it, which I

590
00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:20.920
was about to I was about to
go off on him for it was like,

591
00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:22.320
Bro, you can't have an iPad
with a drawing of Disneyland and and

592
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:25.199
then claim to not be a Disney
adult. It's insane. But apparently it's

593
00:42:25.199 --> 00:42:29.840
Lily's. And apparently Lily drew that, which is uh, which is crazy

594
00:42:29.880 --> 00:42:31.639
because I did. I didn't know
Lily could draw. I think I only

595
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:36.800
saw there was one instance. I
think I saw her where she was drawing

596
00:42:37.519 --> 00:42:42.239
a fresh cup of piss and I
said what is that? And she said

597
00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.559
nothing and quickly shut it out of
shame? Is that, honey? No,

598
00:42:46.760 --> 00:42:49.920
I could back you up on that. I could back you up on

599
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:52.800
that because I literally was going to
say the exact same thing. I think

600
00:42:52.840 --> 00:42:59.039
that's pretty funny how both of us
have only seen her draw piss. Yeah,

601
00:42:59.039 --> 00:43:00.559
it's weird. It's not really helping
her case. The idea of her

602
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:07.320
like being so in love with he
draws. It is crazy. Like she

603
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:10.000
takes time on her day to really
sketch, and she's like, I can't

604
00:43:10.039 --> 00:43:15.599
do this, man, everyone's gonna
make fun of me. She can't.

605
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:19.760
She's like, I'm really trying hard
to capture the glisten, but it doesn't

606
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:28.800
come through well in pastels. It's
honey, it's not honey. Oh man,

607
00:43:29.199 --> 00:43:34.840
she uh uh piss Queen Merch coming
soon. Stay tuned, guys,

608
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:40.519
Merch for Lily, and we're gonna
have her draw. We're gonna make her

609
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:44.519
draw, but then like we're gonna
like add her face and the we're gonna

610
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:46.119
not have like leave the face blank, you know, so and then and

611
00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:50.199
at the last second we'll have somebody
else draw the face. And then then

612
00:43:50.599 --> 00:43:59.639
literally so much if she was the
number one selling Snark Tank merch, like

613
00:43:59.760 --> 00:44:02.039
by I will have like the best
like all the other ideas that we have,

614
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:07.199
like they'll sell like three two,
you know, six, and then

615
00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:12.760
the piss is thousands thousands of shirt
fucking soul. These people in different countries

616
00:44:12.840 --> 00:44:16.360
sending us pictures of them wearing a
past drinking shirt. I remember I heard

617
00:44:16.360 --> 00:44:21.559
of this podcast, but this fucking
this shirt is fucking sick in a dope

618
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:27.480
ass shirt. I might check out
this nart tank. I don't know what

619
00:44:27.599 --> 00:44:31.440
else? What do they do?
Hello? This girl drinking pea on It's

620
00:44:31.519 --> 00:44:38.559
real fucking funny, I would say. I would say, outside looking in,

621
00:44:38.920 --> 00:44:43.760
if I saw somebody wearing a shirt
of some girl drinking piss, it

622
00:44:43.800 --> 00:44:47.880
would really intrigue me, Like,
what the fuck is that possibly loo?

623
00:44:47.920 --> 00:44:53.880
Can that possibly be? It's such
a piece of shit. Oh, it's

624
00:44:53.880 --> 00:44:58.840
a podcast, you're like, what, wait, what is a podcast?

625
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:01.199
Yeah? You know, just talk
about bro stuff like man sphere. You

626
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:07.760
know, finances, fucking uh finances. Have a finance episode. You have

627
00:45:07.840 --> 00:45:10.719
a finance episode where we get people
stock advice, even though we don't know

628
00:45:10.719 --> 00:45:15.119
what the fuck we're talking about.
I think it'd be really guys, invest

629
00:45:15.159 --> 00:45:24.199
in invest in fucking I don't know, coin is back put my life savings

630
00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:29.800
and doge you guys think right now? I think best Buy is on the

631
00:45:29.880 --> 00:45:36.440
up and up. Yeah. Uh, I put my life savings into doge

632
00:45:36.480 --> 00:45:42.440
coin. What's he's so crazy?
Fuck? What up? Hey? Uh?

633
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.840
The cream Man? Okay, so
uh the cream and your sister spy

634
00:45:45.920 --> 00:45:49.880
rode in, He says, hot, Hey, bitches, I have a

635
00:45:49.920 --> 00:45:53.519
baseball bat signed by the entire twenty
eleven Colorado Rockies team and haven't sold it

636
00:45:53.559 --> 00:45:58.199
because I think it'd be funny to
assault an intruder with it. You guys

637
00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.000
got anything like that? I like
that question? Like that? I like

638
00:46:00.000 --> 00:46:06.639
like, you guys got anything like
that? You guys just a real question.

639
00:46:07.239 --> 00:46:09.079
I can't. I can't imagine anything
that I would have that would even

640
00:46:09.079 --> 00:46:13.079
be remotely like that. Like,
I don't have anything that I don't have,

641
00:46:13.119 --> 00:46:15.360
like a piece of paraphernalia signed by
like a figure that I that I

642
00:46:15.519 --> 00:46:20.440
revered, that I would that I
would use as a weapon, Like I

643
00:46:20.440 --> 00:46:23.119
don't. I don't have that.
It's a little too niche, a little

644
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:29.480
too niche. Specific I do have, Yeah, I do have a basketball

645
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:34.800
signed by like like a very famous
player, like not here, but like

646
00:46:34.840 --> 00:46:37.960
in my house in New York because
like my mom knew knew him or something,

647
00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:42.039
and like it was like a gift, and I was like, I

648
00:46:42.039 --> 00:46:45.440
don't. I was like, thanks, but I really I don't know who

649
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:50.360
you are, and I don't care
either. I didn't say that was a

650
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.400
mixture. What was it? Do
you do you remember the team? At

651
00:46:52.480 --> 00:46:54.360
least I don't. I really don't
even remember the team. I could.

652
00:46:54.400 --> 00:46:58.199
I probably text my mom and ask
her, but like, I don't know.

653
00:46:58.320 --> 00:47:00.480
It's somebody who, like I see
in the news somewhat not not in

654
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:02.679
the news, but like I've I've
seen his name like brought up like independently.

655
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:05.960
So it's like I know he's I
know he's like a like a prominent

656
00:47:06.000 --> 00:47:09.360
player, but like I couldn't begin
to give a ship. It's like the

657
00:47:09.880 --> 00:47:14.400
real cool, real cool of you
to throw that ball in that hole.

658
00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:21.119
It's really epics. It's really I'm
really I'm really shaking at my knees at

659
00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:27.199
the at the thought of this happening
about letters from a guy named a doll,

660
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:34.719
I don't know. That would be
so fucking crazy if it is directly

661
00:47:34.760 --> 00:47:38.599
to me. See at that point, I'd be like, all right,

662
00:47:38.639 --> 00:47:46.960
well, this is my second this
is Hitler's like years before I was born,

663
00:47:47.079 --> 00:47:51.719
years was like I gotta write this
guy a letter. He's gonna need

664
00:47:51.760 --> 00:47:59.079
this later, Like Grandma's like,
hey, this is really strange. I

665
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:01.639
got this letter like twenty five years
before you were born. But I think

666
00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:05.719
it's something you can finally take it
now. And I'm like, it's from

667
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:10.760
Hitler. He knows a lot about
me. He's talking about dig you about

668
00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:15.800
Hitler writing a letter to me in
the past. For me now, dear

669
00:48:15.880 --> 00:48:22.480
dear Kingston, don't drink the piss. Don't marry but don't do it.

670
00:48:22.519 --> 00:48:27.360
Don't marry a piss drinking, fucking
Mexican. Don't do that. Also,

671
00:48:27.480 --> 00:48:31.320
don't Also, don't spend your money. Don't spend your money on digimond cards.

672
00:48:31.320 --> 00:48:37.840
They lose value. DIGI mind,
Hitler. I do what I want.

673
00:48:37.880 --> 00:48:45.519
I do what I want. Hitler
found and you lost. Hitler.

674
00:48:45.519 --> 00:48:49.039
Can't keep me away from digitimon cards. Fuck you, Hitler. Yeah,

675
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:53.039
so stupid Hitler. All right,
I have a jersey of a piece of

676
00:48:53.119 --> 00:48:58.000
jersey of a of a of a
dead guy. That's pretty cool. Oh

677
00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:05.000
wait, I should specify. Yeah, so yeah, so he's he's murdered.

678
00:49:05.000 --> 00:49:09.880
Steve McNair got shot by some chick
and killed, and I have a

679
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:14.679
piece of his jersey it's pretty cool, so I'll use that. I thought

680
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:17.960
about. It's in a nice little
paper to me. Yeah, I was

681
00:49:19.000 --> 00:49:22.039
actually thinking about bashing somebody over the
head with it. So I guess that's

682
00:49:22.039 --> 00:49:28.440
the closest thing that I can relate
to that other guy with that. Uh.

683
00:49:27.679 --> 00:49:30.000
I Every once in while I stand
over Jojo at night, was just

684
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:34.920
sleeping around four am, and I
like, just yeah, I just think

685
00:49:34.960 --> 00:49:37.559
about it and then I put it
back. Yeah, it's like I can't

686
00:49:37.559 --> 00:49:39.800
think of anything. It's like I
love the idea. It's like I have

687
00:49:40.679 --> 00:49:46.519
just some some object of strange historical
consequence that it's like morbid, like the

688
00:49:46.559 --> 00:49:51.320
idea of like having Hitler's mustache like
his like Hitler's upper lip I have,

689
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:54.400
Like I have Hitler's upper lip in
a in a zip lock bag, or

690
00:49:54.440 --> 00:50:00.880
like I have Stephen Hawkings's gnarled finger
and it's all like old and weird.

691
00:50:01.239 --> 00:50:07.639
I want his jaw display. Yeah, I like it. I like the

692
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.719
lower Yeah, yeah, I like
that. I like that Stephen Hawkings jaws

693
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:15.840
kind of like italicized. Like I
like it. It's like palicized. That

694
00:50:15.960 --> 00:50:22.199
is an interesting way to put it. His head is his head is in

695
00:50:22.239 --> 00:50:27.599
italics. Like it's it's all slanted
and sucking. So that is like a

696
00:50:27.719 --> 00:50:30.719
crazy way to put it. But
hey, that's so disrespectful. You are

697
00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:38.920
so wow disrespectful. Is that incorrect
to bring me vagina? Please? It

698
00:50:38.920 --> 00:50:46.880
don't help the universe if I do
not get to see now the universe is

699
00:50:46.920 --> 00:50:55.000
in danger. A black hole,
bring me a black hole. Bring bring

700
00:50:55.079 --> 00:51:02.800
me on my micro processor. Squirt
on my micro processor. Please, it

701
00:51:02.840 --> 00:51:09.239
won't be very hard. Breathing is
in fact attached for me theory, all

702
00:51:09.320 --> 00:51:22.079
right, right now, the universe
depends on it. But it's really funny

703
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:27.039
though. Cytherea found her on Instagram. Uh not sorry, sorry, I

704
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.199
found her on Twitter. She's she
seems to be doing well, seems to

705
00:51:30.239 --> 00:51:32.559
be doing very well for herself.
Good for good for her, you know

706
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:37.639
her? Uh yeah, yeah,
so everybody. Probably the reason. She's

707
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:40.159
probably the reason the sea levels a
rising. But aside from that, like,

708
00:51:40.199 --> 00:51:45.400
God, bless God, bless Hyberia
that I've watched that one, bring

709
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:49.920
me The amount of water I've watched
one of that woman is outrageous. God,

710
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:53.800
I don't know if you guys ever
played you guys ever play? Do

711
00:51:53.800 --> 00:51:59.440
you guys ever play? Anni Musha
Warlords I played. I played Annie Musha.

712
00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:01.440
I don't know about Warlords specifically.
Well, it's just it's just the

713
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:06.480
original one. It's just called it's
called Okay, yeah, then I did

714
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:09.559
play it. There's a part where
you get you're you're with your partner and

715
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:13.440
you get trapped in a room and
it's filling up with water. You need

716
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:15.760
to solve the puzzle before you drown. And I just feel like if you

717
00:52:15.880 --> 00:52:19.920
literally got locked on a phone boo
with her, it would be the exact

718
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:25.000
simulation of that scene, because like, I just don't understand how much liquid

719
00:52:25.000 --> 00:52:29.199
could come out of one person with
that. It doesn't make any sense.

720
00:52:30.000 --> 00:52:34.280
And for visually, I think I'll
put that scene up on screen so people

721
00:52:34.320 --> 00:52:37.639
can understand what I'm saying. Great
game, by the way, man,

722
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:43.599
great fucking game. I wish they
would remake Didoul remake him and everybody's doing

723
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:49.800
fucking Japan feudal Japan. Shit.
Now I'm gonna go yell at capcom is

724
00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:54.559
because think about any other time in
gaming history where you can point to like,

725
00:52:55.320 --> 00:53:00.599
oh so so it was like Ghost
second rouh, some ship that came

726
00:53:00.599 --> 00:53:05.320
out last year, some ship that
just is coming out this year. So

727
00:53:05.400 --> 00:53:08.320
second came out. Secro came out
in twenty eighteen. Dude, it's been

728
00:53:08.320 --> 00:53:15.280
six years, right, but that
came out. That's been a it's a

729
00:53:15.280 --> 00:53:17.360
bit ago. It's a good bit
that past five years I think is I

730
00:53:17.360 --> 00:53:21.639
considered a bit like also wrong by
the way. Also you're wrong, by

731
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:27.760
the way, Kingston. What Girstement
came out in like twenty twenty? I

732
00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:35.840
said, seka oh sequiro se and
either way, eighteen it's something, but

733
00:53:35.880 --> 00:53:38.800
it's two years apart. That's two
years apart. Even twenty nineteen was twenty

734
00:53:38.880 --> 00:53:44.320
nineteen, nineteen yea nineteen, and
then the next year Goes came out Middle

735
00:53:44.679 --> 00:53:47.079
I can't even remember the name of
the games because I haven't played them yet,

736
00:53:47.079 --> 00:53:51.280
but one came out last year,
there's one coming out this year.

737
00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:52.800
I think there's two coming out this
year. I think State of Plate on

738
00:53:52.880 --> 00:54:00.599
PlayStation. Yeah, like there's so
it's just and then fucking I mentioned Assassin's

739
00:54:00.599 --> 00:54:04.239
Creed is finally going to do one
after being you know, hipsters about it.

740
00:54:04.480 --> 00:54:07.360
So it feels like they're capitalizing off
this ship and I'm like, great,

741
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:15.719
this game is going to be so
underwhelming ewhelming imagine it would have been

742
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:19.280
if it would have came out around
the time of the Eteo series, if

743
00:54:19.280 --> 00:54:22.039
they would have just released one,
it would have been goaded, which is

744
00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:32.280
what everybody's wanting. Yeah, when
you say when you say, when you

745
00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:37.360
say Desmond, you ruin this is
so funny you say that word, that

746
00:54:37.480 --> 00:54:43.320
name, and then it it ruins
the immersion of me even remembering how fondly

747
00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:46.400
I like those games, and then
I forget about those stupid parts of the

748
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:53.159
game that I hated doing. I
hated the actual real world plot, and

749
00:54:53.199 --> 00:54:57.800
then yeah, the other parts are
just like memory ciphing, I guess and

750
00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:01.480
searching for ship and why even going
in the back, And then it's so

751
00:55:01.639 --> 00:55:05.800
stupid that I wish they would just
cut it out forever. Like of course

752
00:55:05.840 --> 00:55:09.800
they've gone less and less with it, but still even when they still do

753
00:55:09.920 --> 00:55:15.639
it the last game, the Viking
one, I still get thrown out of

754
00:55:15.679 --> 00:55:17.320
it, like like, imagine you're
you're in fucking virtual reality, right,

755
00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:20.920
and then someone just whips the ship
off your face. That's what it feels

756
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:30.199
like. It feels like because the
games are pretty fun to me, and

757
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:34.639
then I gotta do some stupid thing
or some regular person. Now I'm like

758
00:55:34.880 --> 00:55:38.199
excuse me, excuse me. You
can come on, guys, you guys

759
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:43.320
gotta let go and you have brutal
and having fun and then being turned into

760
00:55:43.320 --> 00:55:49.840
a white man after it. You
know, I will trans enjoying your brutally

761
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:54.280
transformed into I will say, I
will say. For four Assassin's Creed,

762
00:55:55.400 --> 00:56:01.400
I don't know. I don't like
Desmond. He sucks his story. But

763
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:07.000
Desmond killed himself. But he didn't
like himself. But I do love I

764
00:56:07.000 --> 00:56:08.679
do. I don't know, man, there is something about those early Assassin's

765
00:56:08.679 --> 00:56:14.960
Creedy games where I do. I
do like the premise that it is happening,

766
00:56:15.480 --> 00:56:19.400
that everything that is happening is happening
as a result of this like technology

767
00:56:19.400 --> 00:56:21.880
that's like going through like memory.
Like I think that's dope. I think

768
00:56:21.880 --> 00:56:25.039
it's probably that's probably the main reason. I think that's probably the main reason

769
00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:28.119
that game stuck out, because I
don't think that game would have stuck out

770
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:30.800
if it was just like, oh, look, you're in fucking Jerusalem and

771
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:34.239
it's like okay, no, you're
you're right. Actually, I don't even

772
00:56:34.320 --> 00:56:37.159
mind the first game and how they
did it. It was so interesting and

773
00:56:37.199 --> 00:56:42.360
the concept of kind of lert starting
to figure out some weird ship. And

774
00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:49.679
after a while it just started getting
a little like not a little by three,

775
00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:53.159
it was just stupid. By three, it was just fucking just bid.

776
00:56:53.920 --> 00:56:58.760
Two is stupid too, Like no
two, guy. But the thing

777
00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:02.599
about two is like two was all
so so fucking good that it's like I'm

778
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:07.280
like, sorry, is fucking so
good. It's like it's it's actually like

779
00:57:07.400 --> 00:57:10.639
it's upsetting. It's almost too good
for the franchise that it is. It's

780
00:57:10.679 --> 00:57:15.760
like it almost doesn't Assassin's created as
a franchise, doesn't deserves as a character,

781
00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:21.440
like sincerely like that, Like I
don't know, man, you guys

782
00:57:21.559 --> 00:57:28.119
like I think is cool, but
I don't think he's like awesome, you

783
00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:34.400
are shot. He's a part of
that game. That game is so stupid.

784
00:57:34.639 --> 00:57:39.360
I don't so dumb. I don't
have franchise. I don't. I

785
00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:44.000
don't have and I also don't I
don't even really hate it. I'm just

786
00:57:44.039 --> 00:57:46.400
like, what the fuck is happening? Like you're playing this game, You're

787
00:57:46.480 --> 00:57:51.960
this really cool dude that's like friends
with Da Vinci. For some reason,

788
00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:57.719
it's like it's it's fun. Are
you saying, oh my god, like

789
00:57:58.599 --> 00:58:02.559
and have this problem you cannot be
like, oh, I don't like this

790
00:58:02.639 --> 00:58:06.440
is too because it's a really dumb
moment. It's really dumb moments where like

791
00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:12.320
every America's granddad was friends with a
Lincoln. It's like that's so stupid,

792
00:58:12.440 --> 00:58:20.000
like that the character where it's like
I have a core can see character,

793
00:58:20.119 --> 00:58:24.239
but I have a lightsaber, I
can fly, I have optic beams,

794
00:58:24.679 --> 00:58:29.880
I can't. I can use the
Force. I'm a Zeno morph too,

795
00:58:30.159 --> 00:58:31.920
Like it's okay, how do you
feel about how do you feel about Miles

796
00:58:31.960 --> 00:58:35.440
browse again? How do you feel
about Miles mouse again? I think Miles's

797
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:39.760
powers makes sense because of which already
immediately invalidated. But for you, but

798
00:58:39.920 --> 00:58:44.480
for no, no, Chris Christian
argument is dumb because you are. But

799
00:58:44.559 --> 00:58:49.400
let me finish, all right.
It's because it just feels like they're like,

800
00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:52.960
oh and he and this is happening
because this is cool, and it

801
00:58:52.960 --> 00:59:00.760
would be happening because fun. It's
I don't understand why you hate fun like

802
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:04.719
this. I like et CEO.
I really really like et CEO. I

803
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:09.920
just think that that game world is
so beyond stupid. It's like, let's

804
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:14.639
tell historical story. I don't know
how I can think that I don't know.

805
00:59:14.679 --> 00:59:15.960
I don't know, but I don't
know. I don't. I fail

806
00:59:16.039 --> 00:59:19.639
to understand how you can how you
can feel that way about Assassin's Creed,

807
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:23.800
but then like gloss over every single
stupid fucking thing in every comic book ever,

808
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:28.960
Like I just don't. I don't
understand Chris, Chris, Chris.

809
00:59:29.159 --> 00:59:34.039
The thing is, I don't I
doing something stupid comics. I very much

810
00:59:34.119 --> 00:59:40.599
so admit that stupid. It is
stupid. Why he can already can control

811
00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:45.079
electricity? Why is that stupid?
Why is this character that the whole time

812
00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:51.239
he's been able to shoot electricity and
electrical people? How is that stupid?

813
00:59:51.280 --> 00:59:53.280
And he's been able to do it
the whole Turning it into a sword is

814
00:59:53.400 --> 00:59:58.000
stupid? Dude? How is that
so stupid? How is it so stupid?

815
00:59:58.079 --> 01:00:00.800
Someone can create electricity and wanted out
of his body, He can make

816
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:07.199
it burst out of his body,
right, I feel like, look,

817
01:00:07.360 --> 01:00:14.440
look right, right? Like if
someone, if someone can literally shoot out

818
01:00:14.519 --> 01:00:19.000
their bodies, right them being able
to generate it in the shape of something,

819
01:00:19.239 --> 01:00:21.559
though I think it's unnecessary. Why
the fuck does he need to I

820
01:00:21.559 --> 01:00:24.079
don't think he needs the sword?
Point? But no, no, no

821
01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:25.800
no, no, no, no, no no no. What you're saying

822
01:00:25.880 --> 01:00:29.760
is the stup that he can do
it. I'm saying the fact that he's

823
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.840
capable of doing it is fine.
I think that he does do it is

824
01:00:31.840 --> 01:00:36.880
a little bit much like he doesn't
Spider Man doesn't need other powers. That's

825
01:00:36.880 --> 01:00:39.199
why I stand. But I'm like
the fact that he can do that that

826
01:00:39.280 --> 01:00:43.280
kind of makes sense with his powers. That's not something completely different. It's

827
01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:47.679
not like Miles Morales all of a
sudden can turn his hips into pistols.

828
01:00:49.119 --> 01:00:52.159
That'll be like insane. It's like, where the fuck did that come from?

829
01:00:52.480 --> 01:00:54.599
He's never able to do something.
You know he could? Why if

830
01:00:54.599 --> 01:00:58.320
he can? If he can make
an energy sword, he can also make

831
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:01.480
energy pistols too, you know what
I mean? Could like if he could

832
01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:07.239
do I agree, I agree,
And that's what he could probably do,

833
01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:09.119
because he already can shoot energy out
of his hands, right, I think

834
01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:16.480
that's unnecessary, But that's stupid the
character. He already has his whole powersity,

835
01:01:16.920 --> 01:01:20.280
that's right, it is, and
I feel and look, I just

836
01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:25.199
want to extrapolate it to Green Lantern. How anyone really you know, it's

837
01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:31.440
all about their imagination. But I
think it's so fucking stupid. I will,

838
01:01:31.800 --> 01:01:36.320
I will, I think it's wild. I'll go in with that.

839
01:01:36.880 --> 01:01:40.079
I would stupid the time if I
had, like, if I had some

840
01:01:40.159 --> 01:01:45.920
sort of power like that, it
would just be the straightest linear lines just

841
01:01:45.079 --> 01:01:51.480
piercing you. You would die so
quick and completely. They also don't kill

842
01:01:51.519 --> 01:01:52.639
people. But yeah, I understand, like, well, okay, like

843
01:01:53.320 --> 01:01:55.440
so okay, I'm a yellow lantern. Shut the fuck up, you know

844
01:01:55.440 --> 01:02:00.320
what I mean? Like this,
if I was Miles, If Miles pick

845
01:02:00.440 --> 01:02:04.239
up a sword and electrify it because
he's sending other currents down it, I

846
01:02:04.239 --> 01:02:06.480
think that'd be cooler. That'd be
a cooler moment. Like he's fighting with

847
01:02:06.519 --> 01:02:09.920
blade, Blade gets his sword knocked
out of his hand. That makes would

848
01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:15.320
be cooler for me. That would
be cooler right right, Because somebody wrote

849
01:02:15.400 --> 01:02:21.400
that because of the idea that Smiles
can electrify things, would be cooler than

850
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:23.320
him being able to create a whole
lighting for himself. I think that's kind

851
01:02:23.320 --> 01:02:30.280
of silly. Yeah, but you
know clearly as better than say silly,

852
01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:35.159
silly, but use the word use
the words makes use the word. Use

853
01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:37.559
the word. It's not silly,
what is it? I don't think it's

854
01:02:37.639 --> 01:02:44.960
stupid because it would be stupid could
not have that power before, Like if

855
01:02:44.960 --> 01:02:49.000
he shot Superman's eye beams out of
nowhere. I'm like, what the fuck

856
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.599
is this, Miles, that's never
been able to do But why wouldn't he

857
01:02:51.679 --> 01:02:54.679
Why wouldn't he be able to do
that? Why? Why not if he

858
01:02:54.679 --> 01:02:59.519
can create electricity because he's he can
just manifest the electricity word. But King

859
01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:01.159
said, if he can manifests electricity, why not, why wouldn't he be

860
01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:05.480
able to like shoot fucking electricity out
of his eyes and like a beam?

861
01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:07.480
Like, why wouldn't he be able
to do that? The thing is that

862
01:03:07.519 --> 01:03:09.599
I understand. That's that's why I'm
getting the point where I'm differing at I

863
01:03:09.599 --> 01:03:13.880
think you're not unerstanding where I'm different. The fact that he's doing those things

864
01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:16.119
in the first place is unnecessary to
me, But I wouldn't stupid. It's

865
01:03:16.159 --> 01:03:22.119
not unnecessary that they're they're already been. There's a notion for that already,

866
01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:24.199
you know, there's a notion for
what idea because he's already has those kinds

867
01:03:24.199 --> 01:03:29.599
of powers. What kinds of power
is like if he he already has electric

868
01:03:29.679 --> 01:03:34.679
powers, he likes never not had
those powers. He has the power to

869
01:03:36.320 --> 01:03:40.280
He has the power to conduct electricity
from his hands and shoot it generally in

870
01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:45.320
an area, because electricity is unruly
and very difficult to control. That is

871
01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:51.119
very different than manifesting a hard light
sword in a consistent He has telekinesis basically

872
01:03:51.119 --> 01:03:53.639
at that point, because he's basically
creating a force field. He's creating a

873
01:03:53.679 --> 01:03:59.079
force with his mind around. You
cannot that's that, no, Chris,

874
01:03:59.079 --> 01:04:02.199
You're so no. That's like making
that It's not. It's literally almost making

875
01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:06.360
electricity come out of his hands.
That's it. Oh my god. It's

876
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:10.119
like it's like saying, because I
can spit, I can make a spit

877
01:04:10.239 --> 01:04:14.719
sword out of my like that.
It doesn't it, that doesn't compute.

878
01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:19.559
That argument was so mother fucking stupid. I almost fell asleep because the sort

879
01:04:20.679 --> 01:04:25.639
the sword is stupid. That's why
you cannot just because you can spit,

880
01:04:28.199 --> 01:04:31.360
Kingston, we can create electricity now. We can create electricity now. We

881
01:04:31.360 --> 01:04:35.440
can create electricity now, and we
still can't make fucking swords out of them.

882
01:04:35.800 --> 01:04:40.320
We can't make fucking swords out of
it. We can't do that.

883
01:04:40.880 --> 01:04:45.280
Technology, power, story power.
I think it's the way it was done

884
01:04:45.679 --> 01:04:51.960
was not well done exactly, but
it's like, I just don't understand why,

885
01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:55.559
let's wrap it up, let's wrap
it up. It doesn't make sense

886
01:04:55.599 --> 01:04:59.480
to me that you would be like, oh fucking yeah makes Yeah, it's

887
01:04:59.519 --> 01:05:08.480
totally fine, and that Jesus Christ, me and Derek literally came to an

888
01:05:08.480 --> 01:05:12.519
agreement like, oh, that's unnecessary. If you don't don't think, you

889
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:16.639
don't think, if you don't think
it's stupid. Yeah, if you don't

890
01:05:16.679 --> 01:05:20.920
think it's stupidssary, if you don't
think it's stupid necessary thing, you're wrong.

891
01:05:21.079 --> 01:05:27.559
And and I'm just like they could
have done much better because he can

892
01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:30.800
make it, he can make a
he can make an electric mech. Then

893
01:05:30.760 --> 01:05:33.199
at that point, yeah, he
can do an why not conjur anything?

894
01:05:33.280 --> 01:05:38.920
Yeah? Literally literally conjured they escorting
if you wanted, you can do what

895
01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:47.880
literally literally So to me, I
look at that electricity, but here's here's

896
01:05:47.920 --> 01:05:50.639
where the disconnect is. Here's where
the disconnect is though, right, okay,

897
01:05:50.679 --> 01:05:53.840
so like that's stupid, but like
you're okay with it, And it's

898
01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:56.920
like, okay, fine, this
is an absurd thing for Spider Man to

899
01:05:56.960 --> 01:05:58.760
be able to do, but like, okay, you're fine with it,

900
01:05:58.760 --> 01:06:00.880
it's on, It's it's unnecess Sarah, you say, but it doesn't bother

901
01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:04.679
you. But then you're like,
oh, this game, in this historical

902
01:06:04.920 --> 01:06:09.880
game in in fucking Italy, It's
like, yeah, why not have DaVinci

903
01:06:09.880 --> 01:06:16.519
in there? It's fun, it's
cool. That's stupid. What the stupid?

904
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:23.239
Because of all times, his most
cool ancestor existed at the exact same

905
01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:30.079
time the most famous Italian being ever
existed. Hold on, so you would

906
01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:35.639
prefer like not historical fiction, but
like say, just what what what do

907
01:06:35.679 --> 01:06:39.960
you want? Do you want Da
Vinci to just be boring and have nothing,

908
01:06:40.159 --> 01:06:45.800
like literally you have no convention like
Mario, your cousin, not to

909
01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:48.960
be not he wants to benually not
to be in the game at all because

910
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:54.760
he thinks it's dumb. He's in
there. Yeah, it's his best friends.

911
01:06:55.159 --> 01:06:59.719
Da Vinci. Think about the design. I'm an assassin. Life is

912
01:06:59.760 --> 01:07:09.800
crazy. Let me go play basketball, nigga da point. I think it's

913
01:07:09.840 --> 01:07:13.800
silly, but it's the point of
like video. It's like this is fun,

914
01:07:13.880 --> 01:07:15.840
right, and and the I I
think it's actually really it's like because

915
01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:19.280
like, oh, how are we
going to get like what how can we

916
01:07:19.360 --> 01:07:24.280
get all these gadgets into the hands
of Etio, Like, how we do

917
01:07:24.320 --> 01:07:26.880
that? Well, da Vinci has
all these fucking designs. Wouldn't it be

918
01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:28.840
cool if he was like an inventor
that and he was like the reason that

919
01:07:28.840 --> 01:07:32.760
he got it's fun. It's it's
not like it's not Game of throw it's

920
01:07:32.760 --> 01:07:36.400
like kind of Jackie Chan Adventures.
But like it's it's fun, you know,

921
01:07:36.440 --> 01:07:41.599
it's it's it's silly fun. Yeah, it's all silly, like just

922
01:07:41.639 --> 01:07:45.320
like the Sword the Conjured and the
Sword silly. But I say, I

923
01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:47.039
think that is stupid. And you
know what I will say about three two

924
01:07:47.360 --> 01:07:51.920
where it reaches that point of stupidity
when you're doing the tank mission, when

925
01:07:51.920 --> 01:07:58.360
you're doing the da Vinci's tank mission, that is just stupid, is yeah,

926
01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:00.599
because da Vinci was like the first
one to build a tank. But

927
01:08:00.760 --> 01:08:02.880
interesting enough, he actually in his
design he builds it kind of wrong because

928
01:08:02.880 --> 01:08:06.440
he was a pacifist. But like
in this you actually have the tank and

929
01:08:06.440 --> 01:08:11.360
you're rolling around and you're shooting fucking
like guards or whatever, and like you

930
01:08:11.400 --> 01:08:13.920
get like a special achievement if you
beat them all without taking a hit or

931
01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:17.119
something. But like it's so fucking
stupid. It's so like, let me

932
01:08:17.159 --> 01:08:23.960
see if I can pull up ro
fast. Oh yeah, it's just silly

933
01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:31.119
as night ship where you're like creeping
around with your fucking creeping around. This

934
01:08:31.199 --> 01:08:35.439
is important. This isn't. This
isn't. This is brotherhood. Apparently I

935
01:08:35.479 --> 01:08:42.920
think okay switched up. Okay,
so that's what. Yeah, but yeah,

936
01:08:42.920 --> 01:08:45.000
I don't know, dude. You
have to understand, like Assessin's creed

937
01:08:45.119 --> 01:08:47.800
is like it's like he meets his
cousin Mario and he goes, it's a

938
01:08:47.880 --> 01:08:54.399
me, Mario, it's a Mario, which they're just having. It's a

939
01:08:54.520 --> 01:08:59.079
me. He says, it's me. It's me. That's what I remember

940
01:08:59.119 --> 01:09:01.239
that point for God says that happened. That's what I said. It's stupid

941
01:09:01.880 --> 01:09:06.680
when I played the game again stream
with me. Huh, I don't know.

942
01:09:06.720 --> 01:09:10.760
He doesn't say it's me Mario.
He says it's a me, And

943
01:09:10.800 --> 01:09:14.359
I'm like, that's so, no, he says, does he say?

944
01:09:14.439 --> 01:09:18.520
He says it's to me Kingston's He
says, it's a me, Mario.

945
01:09:19.119 --> 01:09:24.600
He says that don't look it up
right now, you can find it me.

946
01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:32.199
No, that's once again incorrect,
But we'll move we'll move on.

947
01:09:32.800 --> 01:09:36.079
What were even what were you even
talking about? We're talking about assaulting somebody

948
01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:39.520
like a bat and then we got
here? Is that? What happened?

949
01:09:39.520 --> 01:09:43.399
Was that the first question? Do
we not move on? I don't remember?

950
01:09:44.399 --> 01:09:48.319
I literally remember if we don't remember
we moved on or that? Uh,

951
01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:51.640
how did we get? Why do
why do I remember? Why do

952
01:09:51.720 --> 01:09:58.279
I remember? Mario and looking like
super Mario? A little bit stupid?

953
01:09:58.920 --> 01:10:03.399
My brain? I was just thinking
of the seed, and for some reason

954
01:10:03.760 --> 01:10:09.159
I remember, keep the sword?
You could keep the sword? You look

955
01:10:09.239 --> 01:10:14.880
familiar to me. Yeah, I'm
you're fucking uncle idiot. It's me Mario,

956
01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:19.479
and it's like it's me I.
I almost turned off the game when

957
01:10:19.520 --> 01:10:26.239
I played it again on Steam because
I forgot about that seed. Like I

958
01:10:28.439 --> 01:10:31.640
love this ship man, it is
it is so shocky and just so it

959
01:10:31.760 --> 01:10:34.920
is having so much fun with itself. And that's what I that's what I

960
01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:38.960
think I miss, really is that, like, like I don't think and

961
01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:43.479
it's honestly, honestly, sincerely,
it's what's it's what's really getting me about

962
01:10:43.479 --> 01:10:48.479
Hell Divers right now. Hell Divers
has so much fun with itself that like

963
01:10:48.720 --> 01:10:51.720
you can't help but like smile with
it. Like during the loading screens,

964
01:10:51.760 --> 01:10:56.279
you know how there's like tips at
the bottom it says tips. Did you

965
01:10:56.359 --> 01:10:59.920
know that tips appear during the loading
screens? And it's just like stuff like

966
01:11:00.199 --> 01:11:04.119
I'm just like this is I love
I love this. When games were yeah

967
01:11:04.520 --> 01:11:10.239
fun, right, I think that
was the difference between them. Why,

968
01:11:10.439 --> 01:11:13.560
like say Assassin's Creed three, for
a lot of reasons, it was a

969
01:11:13.560 --> 01:11:15.399
miss First of all, you didn't
have Benjamin Franklin as your homie making you

970
01:11:15.439 --> 01:11:20.159
ship, which was just a huge
missed opportunity. It was also he could

971
01:11:20.159 --> 01:11:25.319
have made you. Yeah, you
could have done a bunch of stuff.

972
01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:28.039
You could have found all the dead
bodies in his basement or something allegedly,

973
01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:33.279
you could have rolled the elephant that
he had. He could have had a

974
01:11:33.279 --> 01:11:36.439
conversation. He had a conversation with
him where he said, like, you're

975
01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:45.880
you're quite, You're quite not white. Showed you all his black all his

976
01:11:46.000 --> 01:11:51.960
black half black children. Yea,
look at these these are my lesser kind.

977
01:11:53.439 --> 01:11:56.319
I hate these. Here's my lesser
kid. These guys are there.

978
01:11:56.359 --> 01:12:00.159
You know whatever, do whatever you
wanted them. That's that game was way

979
01:12:00.159 --> 01:12:02.479
too serious from what I remember when
I played it, it was like way

980
01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:06.239
too. It was like the Vibe
four was kind of a return to just

981
01:12:06.279 --> 01:12:11.720
being silly and wacky as fuck.
Edward Kenway was a silly bitch and then

982
01:12:11.800 --> 01:12:15.039
shooting people. I will say,
Okay, I don't know how you feel

983
01:12:15.079 --> 01:12:16.680
about this, guys. You know
when you ever hear people say sometime a

984
01:12:16.720 --> 01:12:19.800
game is too easy, but a
lot of times when they do that,

985
01:12:19.880 --> 01:12:24.119
they take the short cuts. And
what I mean by that is you don't

986
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:28.520
have to take them. An example, in that game, when you got

987
01:12:28.520 --> 01:12:32.680
the long pistol, it was just
assassinate. It was too easy to assassinate

988
01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:36.119
your targets with the long pistol.
It had a lot whate range. So

989
01:12:36.239 --> 01:12:40.119
you're supposed to do and this is
always my funny thing the cut scenes.

990
01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:43.840
You're essentially supposed to stab them right, assassinate them, and then it does

991
01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:46.399
the cut scene of you like you're
right in front of them. Then you're

992
01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:49.319
doing the farewell kind of a thing. They give their little soliloque or whatever

993
01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:53.279
the fuck, but I'm fucking like
thirty feet away from them. They just

994
01:12:53.319 --> 01:12:56.000
shoot them in the head and then
all of a sudden, it just transports

995
01:12:56.039 --> 01:12:59.439
me to them, like as if
I actually killed them. So I'm taking

996
01:12:59.439 --> 01:13:01.079
the short cut and just shooting them
in the face. And people said it's

997
01:13:01.119 --> 01:13:04.000
too easy. I'm like, you
don't have to do that. You could

998
01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:10.960
do the actual stealthy sneaking around the
people, maybe not even cut off the

999
01:13:10.960 --> 01:13:14.079
bells and stuff and alert the guards
and make it more challenging. You can

1000
01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:17.279
do things. But I do think
things should be classified as easy, just

1001
01:13:17.279 --> 01:13:20.199
because you can exploit the shortcuts.
You know what I'm saying, Like,

1002
01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:25.399
should that classified is easy? You
don't have to exploit the shortcuts? Like,

1003
01:13:25.439 --> 01:13:28.000
how do you feel about it?
Yeah, it's kind of like Eleaning

1004
01:13:28.439 --> 01:13:30.720
because people were saying that about elden
Ring. It's like elean Ring is easy.

1005
01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:33.439
It's like you could make you could
make a build that makes eldan Ring

1006
01:13:33.560 --> 01:13:36.880
very easy. That's true, right, But I don't think but that's you

1007
01:13:36.960 --> 01:13:41.079
doing that, Like, yeah,
I don't know, Like I think that's

1008
01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:44.880
tricky. I don't know how I
feel about that actually, whether or not

1009
01:13:44.880 --> 01:13:45.960
that makes it easy, because I
think it does, oh sensibly, But

1010
01:13:46.000 --> 01:13:50.760
at the same time that's it's I'm
in between about that because I don't know,

1011
01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:55.520
Because yeah, I don't know,
because like you don't have to do

1012
01:13:55.760 --> 01:13:58.920
aren't Most games aren't difficult. I
think that's the thing. Most games are

1013
01:13:58.920 --> 01:14:02.680
really not difficult, and that's a
huge problem compared to how back early early

1014
01:14:02.800 --> 01:14:08.560
nineties video games they're all hardest shit, Like to beat Mega Man two.

1015
01:14:08.680 --> 01:14:11.159
You'd have to give up a part
of yourself to beat that game, you

1016
01:14:11.159 --> 01:14:15.720
know, being that game easily.
But that was partly because of like the

1017
01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:17.600
design philosophy from arcades trying to get
your quarters, you know what I mean,

1018
01:14:17.600 --> 01:14:21.000
Like that, like games were made
impossibly hard so that you, yeah,

1019
01:14:21.039 --> 01:14:26.479
that's that follow a video game designed
up until like probably like early PS

1020
01:14:26.600 --> 01:14:28.960
one, where people were like,
oh, we don't need to do this,

1021
01:14:29.199 --> 01:14:32.439
really, we could just have we
could just have fun games that are

1022
01:14:32.520 --> 01:14:38.920
good like Spiro's not hard. I
think. I think. I think if

1023
01:14:38.960 --> 01:14:43.800
it's a built in mechanic that is
part of the game and it's so easy

1024
01:14:43.840 --> 01:14:46.079
to exploit, then I would consider
a game easy at that moment. Like

1025
01:14:46.079 --> 01:14:50.279
if it's like, if there's a
cheat that you can easily manipulate, that's

1026
01:14:50.279 --> 01:14:53.800
one thing. But if it's a
built in mechanic that is it's like,

1027
01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:57.640
this is what you're supposed to do
and it works really easily and it's very

1028
01:14:57.720 --> 01:15:00.760
lower risk to do, then that
game is easy. Then that's what I

1029
01:15:00.920 --> 01:15:04.399
just wonder if I guess the gate
maybe would be okay. It's because I

1030
01:15:04.239 --> 01:15:10.079
imagine these things are put in for
people who struggle so they can't exploit those.

1031
01:15:10.119 --> 01:15:12.199
But I feel like the people that
are really good, I'm like,

1032
01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:15.319
you just don't have to do it. I feel like we'll just like go

1033
01:15:15.479 --> 01:15:17.880
in and to be fair, to
be fair. Actually, and when we're

1034
01:15:17.880 --> 01:15:20.439
talk about Stas, because somebody would
probab bring this up, Assassin's Created in

1035
01:15:20.439 --> 01:15:26.159
general, I always complain that they
only had a because it's like they they

1036
01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:30.239
don't have a difficulty setting, and
generally those games are too easy. They

1037
01:15:30.399 --> 01:15:34.039
they are just they're just too easy
on average. As the games got to

1038
01:15:34.159 --> 01:15:39.960
like I think was it twenty seventeen
when Origins and Beyond, I think they

1039
01:15:40.000 --> 01:15:44.159
did have difficulty settings, But before
that all of the other ones there was

1040
01:15:44.239 --> 01:15:48.760
just one mode, and generally it
was way too easy, like you kind

1041
01:15:48.760 --> 01:15:53.640
of just countered everybody and then if
someone was shooting at you kind of just

1042
01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:56.960
ran in circles. Really, their
AI wasn't that good. You kind of

1043
01:15:57.119 --> 01:15:59.520
just like you know, they would
they would be like I'm gonna try to

1044
01:15:59.560 --> 01:16:01.279
shoot you and you just kind of
just run and then they would miss and

1045
01:16:01.279 --> 01:16:05.640
then then kill them. So that
part wasn't The stealth wasn't too because you

1046
01:16:05.640 --> 01:16:09.079
really didn't have to do stealth either. That was kind of the problem unless

1047
01:16:09.199 --> 01:16:13.720
if you're discovered and then you failed
the mission. All the stealth was actually

1048
01:16:14.600 --> 01:16:16.560
a lot of times I would just
run past people, you know, they're

1049
01:16:16.560 --> 01:16:20.119
all chasing you, and then you
just go run up to your target and

1050
01:16:20.119 --> 01:16:24.600
then the sequence is over. Yeah, I do have to say I have

1051
01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:29.079
to do a shout out shout out
to because they did. They put out

1052
01:16:29.279 --> 01:16:32.760
a VR game recently, Assassin's Creed, and I actually did check it out

1053
01:16:32.800 --> 01:16:35.880
because I was kid because that because
to me, I was like, oh,

1054
01:16:35.960 --> 01:16:43.359
Assassin's Creed VR. Yeah, so
that's that's that's like the whole like

1055
01:16:43.439 --> 01:16:45.079
hit to be able to do this
and like the hidden Blade comes out and

1056
01:16:45.079 --> 01:16:48.399
like, yeah, no, that's
that that tracks is something that I would

1057
01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:56.119
like to do and it's pretty good. Like it's kind of dope because you

1058
01:16:56.159 --> 01:16:59.399
actually do have to like stealth.
You actually have to like sneak because fighting

1059
01:16:59.479 --> 01:17:01.479
is hard because it's VR and you
actually have to do it. Yeah,

1060
01:17:01.680 --> 01:17:06.399
so like so like it behooves you
to So it's I would recommend people check

1061
01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:09.800
that out if you have like a
quest or something like. Genuinely, it's

1062
01:17:09.840 --> 01:17:13.760
pretty good. It starts a little
bit slow because you have to like talk

1063
01:17:13.800 --> 01:17:15.920
to like your family and ship.
Like it's got a lot of it's got

1064
01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:19.479
a lot of this weird like Triple
you know, like in a Triple A

1065
01:17:19.520 --> 01:17:23.720
game, like you have these like
smaller moments where you're kind of like walking

1066
01:17:23.760 --> 01:17:27.720
and you're having a conversation with another
character. You do that, but but

1067
01:17:27.800 --> 01:17:31.399
there's like VR. It's in VR, so it feels extra weird because because

1068
01:17:31.399 --> 01:17:35.479
you just wanna you just want to
fight. But the combat and the stealth

1069
01:17:35.520 --> 01:17:40.039
and like doing doing the hidden blade
like by flicking your wrists is fucking dope.

1070
01:17:40.079 --> 01:17:45.279
It's a really good feeling. So
those which it's called Assassin's Creed Nexus.

1071
01:17:46.680 --> 01:17:48.359
I'm not paying attention to the story
at all, by the way,

1072
01:17:48.399 --> 01:17:50.199
Like I don't know what the story
is. I think it's et CEO.

1073
01:17:50.199 --> 01:17:53.760
I think it's supposed to be it
CEO, but like fucking I don't really

1074
01:17:53.800 --> 01:17:58.640
give a shit. But so many
times, yeah, he's the best character

1075
01:17:59.119 --> 01:18:02.960
to sell the game. He is
just I really never really did. I

1076
01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:06.520
really did love Seo, like like
sin cl I was like, this is

1077
01:18:06.520 --> 01:18:10.119
the best thing that's come out of
that franchise. But it's the only thing

1078
01:18:10.159 --> 01:18:14.680
that they even tried to like because
when you think about it, I'm thinking

1079
01:18:14.680 --> 01:18:16.560
about any of the other games.
All they have. They had all Tai

1080
01:18:16.680 --> 01:18:20.880
Year in the first one, then
they had a thousand c O s and

1081
01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:24.760
then that's it. I think that
I don't think they returned to anybody.

1082
01:18:25.479 --> 01:18:28.399
The Black guy from a Black Flag
I forgot his name. He's the only

1083
01:18:28.399 --> 01:18:31.159
other one that that's half these and
like his name A forget his name starts

1084
01:18:31.159 --> 01:18:34.159
with an A whatever it is.
I remember he got he had his liberation,

1085
01:18:34.239 --> 01:18:36.359
he had his Liberation arc. That
was fun. That was when you

1086
01:18:36.359 --> 01:18:41.560
get the fucking the Blunderbus. That
ship is so cool. Dude, he

1087
01:18:41.680 --> 01:18:45.640
just liked this. He just fucking
letshit people. I like that. I

1088
01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:51.159
love. I love French people.
They're French people. They're actually you know,

1089
01:18:51.199 --> 01:18:54.760
I don't love it. I might
jump into that today. I have

1090
01:18:54.880 --> 01:18:58.960
my have my VR and I just
never use it. I really should just

1091
01:18:59.119 --> 01:19:01.199
use it because I do have stuff
on there that like, I don't I

1092
01:19:01.199 --> 01:19:03.399
don't get that. I don't.
I don't know. I always forget that

1093
01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:06.159
I have it. But that's a
good that's a solid game for VR.

1094
01:19:06.640 --> 01:19:10.039
There's some games that just makes sense
for VR, and Assassin's Create is kind

1095
01:19:10.039 --> 01:19:12.279
of one of them. I think, Oh, it's an all new story.

1096
01:19:12.359 --> 01:19:15.640
Interesting. Yeah, I have not
paid attention to this story. I

1097
01:19:15.720 --> 01:19:18.000
just like being in VR and like
Assassin that shit's fucking dope. Like just

1098
01:19:18.359 --> 01:19:23.640
I don't understand what VR developers don't
understand about the fact that simply being in

1099
01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:28.760
the world is immersion enough. Like
simply being in VR just honestly just let

1100
01:19:28.800 --> 01:19:32.199
me loose in like an open environment
with like different assassination targets. I don't

1101
01:19:32.199 --> 01:19:34.239
need a store. I don't need
a reason to do any of this shit.

1102
01:19:34.479 --> 01:19:36.960
I'm doing this because it's fun.
I don't need like, yoh,

1103
01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:41.439
you killed my dog and now you
gotta go kill this person killed my dog

1104
01:19:41.479 --> 01:19:43.239
and now you gotta go kill And
it's like, I don't need I don't

1105
01:19:43.239 --> 01:19:45.880
need motivation, dude, I'm having
a blast fucking just moving. Like the

1106
01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:49.000
same thing with a Spider Man game. I I do not you give me

1107
01:19:49.039 --> 01:19:53.840
a Spider man VR game. That's
just an open map with like different sections

1108
01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:58.239
where villains are running loose. I'll
make my own story. I don't need

1109
01:19:58.680 --> 01:20:01.479
I don't need you to write something
for me. I'm in the I'm in

1110
01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:06.880
VR. Get out of my way, Get out of my way, get

1111
01:20:08.359 --> 01:20:11.079
way. That's how I feel.
So it says in the game that you

1112
01:20:11.199 --> 01:20:15.119
actually so it uh you so?
But that makes sense. When I was

1113
01:20:15.159 --> 01:20:17.279
looking at the screenshots, because one
of them, I was like, I

1114
01:20:17.319 --> 01:20:20.840
don't understand the settings. They all
look different. So you're you're three different

1115
01:20:20.840 --> 01:20:26.279
p You'll be et Ceo, You'll
be Connor, which was the boring native

1116
01:20:26.359 --> 01:20:31.000
guy, and then a Cassandra from
an Odyssey, which she's a she's mommy,

1117
01:20:31.119 --> 01:20:40.079
she's mommy. We like Cassandra,
he only plays the other guy was

1118
01:20:40.079 --> 01:20:43.079
like, I get out of here. Then we you know, we modeled

1119
01:20:43.119 --> 01:20:46.359
her, have her. You know
she's yead it, so it was only

1120
01:20:46.399 --> 01:20:56.119
her period. You mute out that
would be That's a lot of work,

1121
01:20:56.199 --> 01:21:01.880
dude, it's a lot of work. Cod game out. You take out

1122
01:21:01.960 --> 01:21:08.880
every male character. There's a single
male character, but your character. I

1123
01:21:08.920 --> 01:21:12.039
saw this mod. I saw this
mod for a tomb Raider. The tomb

1124
01:21:12.079 --> 01:21:16.199
Raider collection where because in the in
the beginning of the tm Rader collection has

1125
01:21:16.239 --> 01:21:18.680
like it's in the beginning of one
of those one of those splash breens,

1126
01:21:18.680 --> 01:21:20.439
you know what I mean, like
the ones that you skip through where it

1127
01:21:20.479 --> 01:21:25.680
says like aspire and fucking I don't
know whatever studios and like this engine.

1128
01:21:26.079 --> 01:21:28.720
There's a screen at the beginning that
says, like some some things in this

1129
01:21:28.760 --> 01:21:31.560
collection. It's it's like that Warner
Brothers warning that they post before old racist

1130
01:21:31.600 --> 01:21:34.960
cartoons, you know, where it's
like, yeah, these depictions here,

1131
01:21:35.199 --> 01:21:40.920
the depictions here were from another time
or whatever. There's a mod that removed

1132
01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:47.840
that just skip it like it's the
thing, the same thing with the pronouns.

1133
01:21:48.560 --> 01:21:54.319
It's so the same thing. Remember
that, Yeah, and that and

1134
01:21:54.399 --> 01:21:59.720
that one game, uh Starfield they
mounded out there like I don't want that

1135
01:21:59.800 --> 01:22:02.439
in And then I'm like, do
you're doing extra work for fucking nothing,

1136
01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:08.720
dude. I think it's hilarious idea
of modding out fucking modding out A sex

1137
01:22:08.760 --> 01:22:15.239
of the game is crazy that there's
only female followers. Gail's a guy,

1138
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:18.800
Will's a Gale's a girl, Will's
a girl. Historians a girl Halson's a

1139
01:22:18.840 --> 01:22:24.840
girl, freaking makes it the girl
I killed. The brief time that I

1140
01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:29.560
voice actors and everything you go hard. The brief time that I put into

1141
01:22:30.079 --> 01:22:31.880
three, I killed every male companion
that I had. I killed them.

1142
01:22:32.239 --> 01:22:41.079
That's having a way harder time though, that's fine. I killed was way

1143
01:22:41.119 --> 01:22:44.760
harder I killed. I have no
intention. Here's the thing, I have

1144
01:22:44.760 --> 01:22:46.159
no intention of finishing it or even
really continuing to play it. I just

1145
01:22:46.199 --> 01:22:50.760
wanted to kill all the guys and
the useful character. It's crazy. I

1146
01:22:50.800 --> 01:22:55.640
hate him of the game, I
would say, other than Shadowhart, who

1147
01:22:55.680 --> 01:22:59.640
was obviously the most useful character in
the game by one hundred is the cleric

1148
01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:09.000
Gail is so helpful at the end
of the game because of Man. But

1149
01:23:09.079 --> 01:23:13.880
yeah, I don't like I don't
like personality at all. I feel you

1150
01:23:14.000 --> 01:23:16.840
as soon as he needed as soon
as he needed, like like when he

1151
01:23:16.960 --> 01:23:20.239
needed ship from you, like be
his whole arc. I already knew was

1152
01:23:20.279 --> 01:23:24.199
like oh, and my second play
through, I was like, oh,

1153
01:23:24.439 --> 01:23:27.760
I know you're dying so fast,
like I knew, Like on my next

1154
01:23:27.800 --> 01:23:30.239
play through, I was like,
you're the fact that I have to do

1155
01:23:30.279 --> 01:23:31.920
this for you to be around.
I know I don't have to, but

1156
01:23:31.960 --> 01:23:34.119
I was just like I felt obligated
my first play through and I'm like,

1157
01:23:34.119 --> 01:23:36.880
oh, you're so dead. I'm
gonna know. You don't have to if

1158
01:23:36.880 --> 01:23:40.520
you if you rush fast, you
don't have to do to give him anything,

1159
01:23:41.079 --> 01:23:43.359
right, I don't even know what
happened to you. Well, I

1160
01:23:43.399 --> 01:23:47.880
haven't tried so every other So my
my second playthrough, I know, so

1161
01:23:47.960 --> 01:23:51.039
my second play through, actually I
just left him in the thing. And

1162
01:23:51.079 --> 01:23:58.279
then when I went in and terrorized
the uh the the tee Flings. They

1163
01:23:58.680 --> 01:24:01.479
no, I didn't terrorize the tee
Flings. I terrorize the the oh my

1164
01:24:01.479 --> 01:24:05.319
god, the druids. Then they
started attacking the tee Flings and then I

1165
01:24:05.359 --> 01:24:10.800
guess Gail was there, and he's
a died like that. If you don't

1166
01:24:11.000 --> 01:24:15.000
here's a weird thing, you know, if you don't liberate him from the

1167
01:24:15.039 --> 01:24:18.600
portal thing, from the thing he's
stuck in, he'll show up in that

1168
01:24:18.640 --> 01:24:24.560
camp Soul shadow Heart, and then
if you do any calamity in there,

1169
01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:29.119
they'll all just be dead like they
just they worked. They're just on the

1170
01:24:29.159 --> 01:24:34.199
floor dead. And I I it
worked. I think I resurrected. Oh.

1171
01:24:34.239 --> 01:24:38.319
I was able to resurrect shadow Heart, but I wasn't able to resurrect

1172
01:24:38.399 --> 01:24:42.479
Gale for whatever reason. Yeah,
so anyway, but I'm not I didn't

1173
01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:45.479
mean to get into it, but
it's I. I every time kill them,

1174
01:24:45.640 --> 01:24:50.520
the men don't let them. I
just learned how you get what's her

1175
01:24:50.560 --> 01:24:55.119
name mythsra. I've just learned how
to get her, how you can be

1176
01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:59.720
not, you know, not a
piece of shit and get her. I

1177
01:25:00.119 --> 01:25:01.199
just learned. I just learned that. I didn't know. I never thought

1178
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:04.840
about that. I got her luckily
because of the fact that I was just

1179
01:25:04.920 --> 01:25:08.319
doing that at the time, because
the first time I killed her, I

1180
01:25:08.319 --> 01:25:10.279
had to kill her. I didn't
have a choice, right I just the

1181
01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:13.279
second time, I didn't do that
and not on your team. And she's

1182
01:25:13.279 --> 01:25:18.239
actually she's I like her. But
what pissed me off, though, is

1183
01:25:18.279 --> 01:25:21.800
why I didn't think that would work
is because I tried to do that with

1184
01:25:21.800 --> 01:25:28.000
with with uh Will with his dad. I tried to so so I I

1185
01:25:28.039 --> 01:25:30.560
did a whole I was trying to
like speed run essentially, long story short,

1186
01:25:31.199 --> 01:25:35.520
I was like, if I can
actually take out him, who's that

1187
01:25:35.560 --> 01:25:42.720
piece of shit's name that's controlling Will's
dad? What's his name. Oh the

1188
01:25:42.880 --> 01:25:45.520
he's one of the three Gortes.
Thank you. So I was like,

1189
01:25:45.560 --> 01:25:48.279
I'm gonna try this. I know
it's gonna be hard. I'm gonna just

1190
01:25:48.479 --> 01:25:54.000
rush and try to beat him with
with nothing, deactivated everything. And then

1191
01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:56.359
it turns out it's too hard.
So then I cheated because I just want

1192
01:25:56.399 --> 01:25:59.000
to see how it would work.
It was too hard. It's just too

1193
01:25:59.039 --> 01:26:01.840
hard to do. You have to
be like too goaded and uh so I

1194
01:26:02.000 --> 01:26:05.199
just knocked dude out still died,
and I was just like, ah so

1195
01:26:05.239 --> 01:26:08.560
I didn't even think about you can
do that with the other way. But

1196
01:26:08.720 --> 01:26:14.520
anyway, great game, man,
I on the real hard mode is insane

1197
01:26:14.560 --> 01:26:18.119
like that. I won't even try. They have legendary actions, so they

1198
01:26:18.119 --> 01:26:21.279
have actions where the enemy can move
at the end of your turn and do

1199
01:26:21.359 --> 01:26:29.319
sh it sometimes that it is so
stupid and that's so game. Oh you

1200
01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:30.800
think that, Okay, Well,
when it gets too hard, this fun

1201
01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:34.000
gets stuck sucked out of it for
me. Oh no, man, I

1202
01:26:34.520 --> 01:26:39.000
know what. You know. It's
a great game when you keep even though

1203
01:26:39.000 --> 01:26:43.399
you have a backlog. I keep, like my mind keeps drifting. And

1204
01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:47.840
they just had patch six drop and
I was like, fuck, fuck anyway,

1205
01:26:49.000 --> 01:26:51.600
Boner's gap yet. Come on,
get on it, guys, yout

1206
01:26:51.680 --> 01:26:56.000
on it. It's it's fun.
It's fun, guys. And then if

1207
01:26:56.000 --> 01:27:00.520
you don't like it, it's fun, you know that's not fine. It's

1208
01:27:01.399 --> 01:27:04.000
it's almost I think it's it's too
good of a game not to like for

1209
01:27:04.039 --> 01:27:06.239
me. Man, it's not bad
at all. I don't. I don't.

1210
01:27:06.239 --> 01:27:09.800
I wouldn't say I dislike it,
but it's it's definitely not my kind

1211
01:27:09.800 --> 01:27:13.880
of game in a lot of ways, or at least not yet. I

1212
01:27:13.880 --> 01:27:15.119
think it's I feel like it's like
a Witcher three type thing where it's like

1213
01:27:15.119 --> 01:27:17.239
I'll probably get back to it in
like a couple of years when I'm like

1214
01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:19.479
feeling it a little bit more,
because like that happened. Like dude,

1215
01:27:19.560 --> 01:27:21.840
I played The Witch of Three like
five times, and like the first four

1216
01:27:21.880 --> 01:27:25.920
times I was like, this is
not clicking for me at all, and

1217
01:27:25.920 --> 01:27:29.399
I don't know what it is.
I got pretty far in, but then

1218
01:27:29.479 --> 01:27:32.079
like Sacred, I had to do
other stuff, Like I put like thirty

1219
01:27:32.319 --> 01:27:39.720
hours in, so like I'm about
halfway. Yeah, it's halfway. I

1220
01:27:39.760 --> 01:27:42.560
never finished it because it's like but
I used to, like I would put

1221
01:27:42.560 --> 01:27:44.880
like five hours in. I would
put five hours in and I was like,

1222
01:27:44.960 --> 01:27:47.359
I don't I'm not feeling this at
all. Like there's something about the

1223
01:27:47.399 --> 01:27:51.319
way that like Geryld moved around,
like if I felt like he was he

1224
01:27:51.359 --> 01:27:56.359
had butter on his feet or something. It was like strange, like it

1225
01:27:56.479 --> 01:28:00.119
always it always bothered me. But
then they added that modern control thing.

1226
01:28:00.159 --> 01:28:02.479
They added like some like a modern
control toggle that helped a little bit.

1227
01:28:03.840 --> 01:28:06.399
And just for some reason, like
four years later, I played it again

1228
01:28:06.479 --> 01:28:09.000
for like the fifth time, and
it was just like, oh, okay,

1229
01:28:09.039 --> 01:28:11.720
it's clicking now. I don't know
why it took this long, but

1230
01:28:11.760 --> 01:28:15.079
it just does sometimes. And I
had, uh, there's Elvis I think

1231
01:28:15.119 --> 01:28:17.720
actually was talking to me about not
to me, but like he was talking

1232
01:28:17.760 --> 01:28:23.920
on Twitter about what is it?
Uh death stranding, like how you like

1233
01:28:24.039 --> 01:28:27.159
he went back to it and he
was just like, oh, I really

1234
01:28:27.239 --> 01:28:30.640
like this, and I don't think
he liked it before. That happens with

1235
01:28:30.720 --> 01:28:32.439
games sometimes, and I'm open to
that happening with Paul this Gay three.

1236
01:28:32.439 --> 01:28:34.560
I'm just like I got away for
a year where there's a lesser things happening.

1237
01:28:34.640 --> 01:28:36.720
There's like too much happening this year. I thought this year was gonna

1238
01:28:36.720 --> 01:28:42.039
be like kind of a drought.
But there's like a lot happening, like

1239
01:28:42.039 --> 01:28:45.960
Fantasy right around the corner, Giant
Giant games, but yeah, big games

1240
01:28:46.000 --> 01:28:48.079
nonetheless, if you know, if
you know what I mean, Like,

1241
01:28:48.119 --> 01:28:51.239
oh, the the major ones were
all expecting kind of already blew their load

1242
01:28:51.319 --> 01:28:55.000
last year, but then there's all
these other fucking companies, dude, random

1243
01:28:55.039 --> 01:28:59.199
surprises, like the fucking random surprise
like the battle Battlefront coming back, like

1244
01:28:59.239 --> 01:29:03.960
the two Battlefronts. I'm I'm I'm
just curious about that. And then the

1245
01:29:04.520 --> 01:29:06.880
it got it got. I wish
it wasn't. I don't know, it

1246
01:29:06.920 --> 01:29:10.600
wouldn't have mattered anyway, but like
I just which because it got leaked about

1247
01:29:10.600 --> 01:29:14.359
elden Ring, right, it got
leaked. Oh yeah, it'll it'll be

1248
01:29:14.359 --> 01:29:15.359
out, It'll be out in June. I was like, fuck, it

1249
01:29:15.479 --> 01:29:20.079
just makes me feel overwhelmed because literally, fucking uh, Dragon's Dog with two

1250
01:29:20.159 --> 01:29:24.159
is about to come out. Tech
and A just came out. Fucking everybody's

1251
01:29:24.279 --> 01:29:27.520
enjoying Hell Divers and you get the
fucking Star Wars and you're here, and

1252
01:29:27.520 --> 01:29:30.800
I was like, bro, stop
get like I'm trying to beat this fomo

1253
01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:35.800
feeling and it's just getting worse.
It's rough, it's getting way. It's

1254
01:29:36.119 --> 01:29:40.920
yeah, it's really fucking rough.
Like there's just too there's too much.

1255
01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:42.840
Which is good. I mean,
like you know, we're getting a lot

1256
01:29:42.880 --> 01:29:45.520
of good ship, but like fuck, like even even right now, Final

1257
01:29:45.600 --> 01:29:47.880
Final Fantasy Rebirth is coming out,
I kind of got this feeling. It's

1258
01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:51.600
like, you know what, I'll
I should finish Final Fantasy seven. I

1259
01:29:51.840 --> 01:29:56.600
heard it. It's amazing. I
heard my friends playing it. Young right,

1260
01:29:57.720 --> 01:30:00.079
huh who you know young yet?
Right? You know him definitely?

1261
01:30:00.159 --> 01:30:02.399
Right? Yeah, if I know
him, you definitely know him. I

1262
01:30:02.439 --> 01:30:04.039
spoke to him about it. He
was like, yoh, it's amazing,

1263
01:30:04.079 --> 01:30:08.000
and I was like, I'm a
static. Now I've more with him before,

1264
01:30:09.359 --> 01:30:11.399
Yeah I haven't. I haven't talked
him in a hot minute, but

1265
01:30:11.520 --> 01:30:15.600
yeah, like that's yeah, he's
in it. But when became friends to

1266
01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:19.279
him? Not through YouTube? Isn't
it hilarious how we met him not through

1267
01:30:19.319 --> 01:30:23.760
YouTube? That is weird? That
we met him through Joe, That is

1268
01:30:23.880 --> 01:30:28.359
that is strange. That is like
a weird like oh we like I'm yeah,

1269
01:30:28.359 --> 01:30:30.840
that's that was strange. I wouldn't
say I'm friends with him though,

1270
01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:33.239
Like we only had we only had
like a handful of conversations. I like

1271
01:30:33.319 --> 01:30:35.039
him, he's good, but like
you know what I mean, I think

1272
01:30:35.039 --> 01:30:40.880
people get people get too flippant with
like the word friend online and I don't

1273
01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:44.520
like that if I was, like, I know, I'm not very close

1274
01:30:44.560 --> 01:30:46.520
to him. I do know him
right right, yeah, but a lot

1275
01:30:46.520 --> 01:30:49.880
of people that I know him.
And it happens a lot when when in

1276
01:30:49.920 --> 01:30:53.960
the in the context of like we
will bring people up on the podcast and

1277
01:30:53.960 --> 01:30:56.600
and like it'll be like, how
could you have you talked about your friend

1278
01:30:56.680 --> 01:30:59.680
like that? And it's just because
like we either had like a video together

1279
01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:03.439
at some point or like we we
tweeted back and forth online many many years

1280
01:31:03.479 --> 01:31:08.319
ago, and it's like, these
are not Internet people's idea of friendship is

1281
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:12.279
very weird. It's it's very weird. Yes, yes, it's it's very

1282
01:31:12.319 --> 01:31:15.760
weird. It's very very, very
very strange, almost like a cult like

1283
01:31:15.840 --> 01:31:20.560
type of embrace in a way that
you you you met and now it's almost

1284
01:31:20.600 --> 01:31:26.439
like your brothers like hello, brother, Hello, it's this is your brother.

1285
01:31:26.560 --> 01:31:29.039
Now this new person is not your
brother like kind of a thing.

1286
01:31:29.039 --> 01:31:31.800
It's like hold on a seconds,
yeah, and it's like we're cool with

1287
01:31:31.840 --> 01:31:35.520
each other. Yeah, this this
isn't war, you know, like we're

1288
01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:41.960
not blood brother, We're not like
bonded through like the trials of war.

1289
01:31:42.159 --> 01:31:44.680
Like it's not, We're just we
just were on the same platform and that

1290
01:31:44.760 --> 01:31:48.680
we've overlapped on some occasions. Like
it's not I think it's it's very strange,

1291
01:31:48.840 --> 01:31:53.399
like and I've seen people kind of
get I've actually gotten messages we're not

1292
01:31:53.760 --> 01:31:56.600
many like this happened like maybe twice
in my life, but like you know,

1293
01:31:56.720 --> 01:31:59.640
enough times to notice where like human
like hey, I saw you said

1294
01:31:59.640 --> 01:32:00.600
that we were friends or whatever.
It's like, what's that about. It's

1295
01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:08.880
just like I like you dude,
Like I don't I remember being so taken

1296
01:32:08.880 --> 01:32:11.359
it back by that because I would
never I would if somebody said, if

1297
01:32:11.359 --> 01:32:13.880
somebody that I liked that I was
on good terms with, told me that

1298
01:32:13.960 --> 01:32:17.760
like we weren't friends, I wouldn't
be like I wouldn't take that as like

1299
01:32:17.800 --> 01:32:20.680
we're enemies or like they disliked me. It's just like there's a these are

1300
01:32:20.680 --> 01:32:26.720
classifications. These are classfic and they
mean something like a friend of mine is

1301
01:32:26.720 --> 01:32:30.439
somebody who is my friend, is
somebody that I would like talk to about

1302
01:32:30.479 --> 01:32:34.560
like serious shit, or we hang
out a lot, or we even even

1303
01:32:34.640 --> 01:32:36.920
or even if we just like work
together to the point where like, yeah,

1304
01:32:36.920 --> 01:32:40.079
we just hang out and we talk
and we like a lot of the

1305
01:32:40.119 --> 01:32:44.600
same stuff. That's that's one thing. But like somebody that I just kind

1306
01:32:44.600 --> 01:32:48.359
of know, that's an acquaintance.
There's a word for that. Just because

1307
01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:53.560
it's kind of a long word compared
to friend doesn't mean it's not like a

1308
01:32:53.640 --> 01:32:58.079
useful term. Like I have many
many acquaintances on YouTube. I have very

1309
01:32:58.079 --> 01:33:02.279
few friends on YouTube. Yeah,
I think I think saying in my language,

1310
01:33:02.279 --> 01:33:04.760
I just say I'm cool with like, oh, I'm cool with this

1311
01:33:04.800 --> 01:33:10.319
person, and that that classifies it
as that. And if I hear somebody

1312
01:33:10.319 --> 01:33:12.920
say like I'm not friends with somebody, a lot of times it's coupled with

1313
01:33:12.960 --> 01:33:15.680
context too. So it's so if
somebody because you could say like, I'm

1314
01:33:15.720 --> 01:33:21.720
not friends with that person, and
then if you hear the the stink the

1315
01:33:21.880 --> 01:33:26.680
intonation exactly, or you might just
be like, I'm not friends with them,

1316
01:33:26.680 --> 01:33:29.039
but we're cool, you know,
because then there's that little extra just

1317
01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:31.359
kind of a clarification, and uh, if you've ever said that, Chris

1318
01:33:31.399 --> 01:33:36.000
I'm sure it was coupled with something
and but that it didn't get relayed that

1319
01:33:36.039 --> 01:33:40.319
way. It's it's very rarely with
it with a sense of like stink on

1320
01:33:40.359 --> 01:33:42.279
it. It's very rare. It's
just like, oh, yeah, we're

1321
01:33:42.319 --> 01:33:44.800
cool, we're not we're not friends
or anything. You know. That's usually

1322
01:33:44.800 --> 01:33:47.560
how I'll talk about it. Yeah, we're not friends. We're not friends.

1323
01:33:47.560 --> 01:33:49.119
What do you mean? You know? It's just like we've hung out,

1324
01:33:49.199 --> 01:33:54.760
we had a beer one time.
You only really look God, I

1325
01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:59.560
you know you, dude. I
have this conversations with all the respect,

1326
01:33:59.600 --> 01:34:00.560
like, dude, I like you. I like you right, Like I

1327
01:34:00.600 --> 01:34:05.800
got no problems with you, but
you you only ever invite me to anything

1328
01:34:05.840 --> 01:34:09.159
or reach out to me, like
when we happen to be in the same

1329
01:34:09.199 --> 01:34:13.039
place. Like if we happen to
be at like a party and I run

1330
01:34:13.039 --> 01:34:15.600
into you, then I'll be like
hey, then you'll be like, hey,

1331
01:34:15.600 --> 01:34:18.640
come to this thing next week.
But you'll never like text me that,

1332
01:34:19.279 --> 01:34:21.439
you know what I mean. It's
just like, so we're not we're

1333
01:34:21.439 --> 01:34:25.880
not We're cool, like we like, we like each other, that's fine,

1334
01:34:25.960 --> 01:34:29.199
but we're not friends. Okay,
because a friend of mine would be

1335
01:34:29.239 --> 01:34:31.840
like hey, I Hey, they'll
text me, like even Jack Jack's films.

1336
01:34:32.039 --> 01:34:34.680
I would consider like at that at
that line where it's like you are

1337
01:34:35.159 --> 01:34:38.760
you're kind of a friend of mine
because he'll text me every now and again,

1338
01:34:38.880 --> 01:34:41.439
who like, bring bring up something. It's like cool, Like I

1339
01:34:41.520 --> 01:34:45.159
like the yeah, we are friends. Granted there's a tear system to that.

1340
01:34:45.399 --> 01:34:48.800
I wouldn't call him to like vent
or anything. But I don't know.

1341
01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:53.119
I think people I think people need
to just kind of I don't know,

1342
01:34:53.880 --> 01:35:01.399
cool cool anyone never you only that
is the biggest. That is the

1343
01:35:01.439 --> 01:35:08.640
biggest. Anyone you are. You're
the the amount of times, the amount

1344
01:35:08.840 --> 01:35:12.920
of times that it's like, oh, I got a fucking everybody in the

1345
01:35:12.920 --> 01:35:15.439
world is will gonna be in my
house? And like I'm like, you're

1346
01:35:15.479 --> 01:35:18.640
so it sounds so tedious, but
you're like why do you Why does it

1347
01:35:18.720 --> 01:35:25.279
keep happening? I love having people
over Christmas here we were talking about talking

1348
01:35:25.319 --> 01:35:30.279
about it. Lily can't stand how
much happen over way too much for you.

1349
01:35:30.359 --> 01:35:33.520
The thing for you is the thing
for you, I think is that

1350
01:35:34.119 --> 01:35:44.840
the the your current dwelling does not
accommodate how often you want to have people

1351
01:35:44.880 --> 01:35:47.920
over it's very small. It's too
small for the amount of people that you

1352
01:35:48.000 --> 01:35:54.159
have over there at any given moment. It's kind of nuts. And I

1353
01:35:54.199 --> 01:35:58.479
always wonder why so many people though, because I understood when we were younger,

1354
01:35:58.760 --> 01:36:00.520
like let's go flock to this one
person's house, like let's just do

1355
01:36:00.560 --> 01:36:03.359
this all the time. But at
a certain point, I feel like you

1356
01:36:03.359 --> 01:36:06.439
get a little bit older and you're
like, I really like my setup.

1357
01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:10.000
Maybe you know, you have some
people come over this time, but then

1358
01:36:10.079 --> 01:36:12.399
like all right, maybe we'll go. It's kind of like there's a little

1359
01:36:12.399 --> 01:36:16.359
bit of a a division, like
we we can kind of there isn't just

1360
01:36:16.399 --> 01:36:23.199
the one spot anymore. And and
and I kind of want likes it you

1361
01:36:23.319 --> 01:36:26.000
got because I feel like it would
be like he said, literally, it's

1362
01:36:26.039 --> 01:36:28.560
got to be taxing on this people. You can't just keep the thing the

1363
01:36:28.600 --> 01:36:35.520
thing that happens. I've always lived
one. I hate this, but being

1364
01:36:35.640 --> 01:36:40.560
fucking pottery and Caribbean, I was
never out people over in my house ever.

1365
01:36:40.920 --> 01:36:43.920
It was always like no for me, instantly, like a no,

1366
01:36:44.960 --> 01:36:46.720
no, okay, come over right. And I was always at my friend's

1367
01:36:46.720 --> 01:36:50.479
houses all the time. That was
outdue like if I wasn't out playing basketball

1368
01:36:50.600 --> 01:36:54.439
or sleeping in my house. Literally, I was like at one of my

1369
01:36:54.439 --> 01:36:58.079
friend's houses. And then what happened
was when we moved over to California,

1370
01:36:58.319 --> 01:37:00.920
we met Joe. Joe was our
friends that were always over at that was

1371
01:37:00.960 --> 01:37:03.680
the person had like the center of
the universe house we always yeah. And

1372
01:37:03.680 --> 01:37:08.399
then what happened is after that we
moved to California, and then what happened

1373
01:37:08.439 --> 01:37:13.159
is consistently we've had the largest house
out of all of our friends. Mm.

1374
01:37:13.920 --> 01:37:15.800
So people always come over to where
we were all the time. We

1375
01:37:15.800 --> 01:37:18.800
had the largest apartment where we were
just rooming with the most people, like

1376
01:37:18.800 --> 01:37:24.680
we needed the most better department.
Yeah. And then what happened is I

1377
01:37:24.800 --> 01:37:27.560
moved in with my other group of
friends with Ben and Me and everybody,

1378
01:37:27.840 --> 01:37:30.560
and they have the by far the
largest place ever, so that I was

1379
01:37:30.560 --> 01:37:35.680
supposed to get devit. Everybody over
to after that and then again mine they

1380
01:37:35.680 --> 01:37:38.279
said, oh, if everybody over
come up to my mouse. Now now

1381
01:37:38.439 --> 01:37:41.239
my house is like way more quaint
and calm. We've been in my house,

1382
01:37:41.279 --> 01:37:43.560
Derek, we talk about you've been
a mouse, but it's one more

1383
01:37:43.880 --> 01:37:46.319
quaint and smaller, like I could
have like maybe two three people over would

1384
01:37:46.359 --> 01:37:49.680
be three four, But there have
been times I've had like eight people over

1385
01:37:49.720 --> 01:37:56.640
it and Lily's like it's too small
for that. Yeah, it's just like

1386
01:37:56.880 --> 01:38:04.079
stop stop it please. Everybody.
Everybody has a seat, everybody's having fun.

1387
01:38:05.079 --> 01:38:10.840
See people sitting on their people sitting
in a bathroom, look at it.

1388
01:38:14.439 --> 01:38:18.359
Everybody's fine. It's weird. I
have the space and the seating,

1389
01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:20.439
and I like, I have the
space to do it, but I just

1390
01:38:20.479 --> 01:38:25.680
never I don't know, I always
forget to do things with my space.

1391
01:38:25.840 --> 01:38:29.279
Really, like I don't. I
don't know if you get I do I

1392
01:38:29.279 --> 01:38:33.560
do because I'm like, I don't
know. You could offer, but subconsciously

1393
01:38:33.640 --> 01:38:38.479
I could. Yeah, what you're
like, I'm good. I do like

1394
01:38:38.520 --> 01:38:41.479
the idea. I do. I
do like the idea that at any point

1395
01:38:41.880 --> 01:38:45.439
when I'm out, when I'm out, I could retreat, you know what

1396
01:38:45.479 --> 01:38:47.680
I mean? But like if I'm
here, it's like I can't. I

1397
01:38:47.720 --> 01:38:55.600
can't retreat. I don't know.
I'm also just tired. I'm so tired

1398
01:38:55.640 --> 01:38:58.359
lately. I think I think I'm
just I'm old, all right, I'm

1399
01:38:58.560 --> 01:39:02.000
I'm I'm thirty, but inside I'm
like fifty six. So like, I

1400
01:39:02.239 --> 01:39:06.359
don't know. Man, it gets
to it's like eleven pm, and I'm

1401
01:39:06.399 --> 01:39:12.960
like, I'm ready to ready to
hit the hay. So I feel you?

1402
01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:15.920
Who knows I feel you. Let's
move, let's get let's get two

1403
01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:19.319
more questions and before we get the
fuck out of here, a lot of

1404
01:39:19.319 --> 01:39:23.119
people over. I hate going to
people's houses now though, which is really

1405
01:39:23.239 --> 01:39:28.039
crazy. Why you have people over? Is that why? Yeah? You

1406
01:39:28.119 --> 01:39:30.720
don't like just fucking I'd rather than
a people my mouth so I don't have

1407
01:39:30.720 --> 01:39:38.880
to leave afterwards. That's fucking like. Man, I gotta get back home

1408
01:39:38.880 --> 01:39:42.039
and ship man whatever. I guess
I'll see later. Oh my god,

1409
01:39:42.039 --> 01:39:45.319
my mouse, Like, everybody go
home now, already, get out,

1410
01:39:45.600 --> 01:39:53.960
start shooting about the house violently,
fucking I guess that makes because I don't.

1411
01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:59.720
I don't really like go anywhere either. Yeah, hello fat, Oh

1412
01:39:59.720 --> 01:40:02.159
wait, call me a goony,
Call me a gooney the way I chunk

1413
01:40:02.239 --> 01:40:11.680
with my sloth nice man, Hello
fat, Bob Marley hot invisible and visible

1414
01:40:12.800 --> 01:40:18.760
Stevie wonder question in a biopic in
a in a biopick movie about the snark

1415
01:40:18.800 --> 01:40:21.560
Tank, who would be the main
character, secondary character and the antagonist?

1416
01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:26.800
Who the fuck would be the antagonist
of the snark Tank podcast. I can't

1417
01:40:26.800 --> 01:40:30.760
even imagine, right, No,
but your part of it. Yeah,

1418
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:34.439
wouldn't we have like an adversary?
We have we drawn any I R from

1419
01:40:34.439 --> 01:40:41.399
anyone. I don't think so I
did. I did get into I just

1420
01:40:41.399 --> 01:40:43.760
forget. I just remember this.
I did get into a little bit.

1421
01:40:44.520 --> 01:40:47.920
I cut into a little bit of
a I wasn't even the guy it was.

1422
01:40:47.960 --> 01:40:55.479
I made a fat joke about that
that heel versus babyface guy that freaked

1423
01:40:55.479 --> 01:40:59.479
out about the pronouns. Yeah,
yeah, because he he he he uh

1424
01:40:59.760 --> 01:41:03.359
he's fat. Yeah. Recently,
well apparently it's not anymore. I guess.

1425
01:41:03.640 --> 01:41:10.039
I don't know, but like he
he recently was crying about rainbow flags

1426
01:41:10.039 --> 01:41:13.079
at grocery store and he just he
tweeted them. For fo's sake, I'm

1427
01:41:13.079 --> 01:41:17.319
just trying to get food. And
then people were like, then just get

1428
01:41:17.359 --> 01:41:19.960
food, right, And then so
I just took a screenshot and I was

1429
01:41:20.039 --> 01:41:24.239
like, as if that stopped you
from getting food, you know, I

1430
01:41:24.239 --> 01:41:27.840
showed a picture of him. I
don't fucking like, I don't follow that

1431
01:41:27.880 --> 01:41:30.000
guy so clear. I don't know
if he's been working on himself, but

1432
01:41:30.039 --> 01:41:33.880
apparently he lost a lot of weight
because I'm assuming because he got humiliated and

1433
01:41:33.920 --> 01:41:38.119
everybody made fun of him. There's
like woa jacks of them now and stuff,

1434
01:41:38.159 --> 01:41:40.720
so we probably was like, oh, show them and he started like

1435
01:41:40.720 --> 01:41:43.520
throwing up and shit became balimic.
So you know, I guess he lost

1436
01:41:43.560 --> 01:41:46.920
a lot of weight. Good for
him, But I gotta say I have

1437
01:41:47.000 --> 01:41:50.159
to say the look it's a good
like for real, like you can eat

1438
01:41:50.159 --> 01:41:53.199
whatever you want and then throw it
up and then like not gaining weight.

1439
01:41:53.239 --> 01:41:56.319
It's pretty I mean, low key
kind of cheat, kind of sick,

1440
01:41:56.359 --> 01:41:59.279
kind of epic, kind of fucking
dope, kind of sick ass, kind

1441
01:41:59.279 --> 01:42:05.479
of sick, fucking dope. Just
called me wild, that's crazy. I'm

1442
01:42:05.479 --> 01:42:08.680
not crazy, believe me. I'm
just saying it's like a it's a it's

1443
01:42:08.680 --> 01:42:12.039
a it's a it's clever. It's
a clever trick. I would say,

1444
01:42:12.720 --> 01:42:16.960
uh in moderation, you know,
it's a you know, it's a t

1445
01:42:17.319 --> 01:42:25.079
money. Why spend money on Ozempic
when you can just throw up? Who

1446
01:42:25.119 --> 01:42:30.199
the fuck is Ozempic? He's one
of the Greek gods, one of the

1447
01:42:30.199 --> 01:42:40.479
Greek gods. He's not you know, he's not even Yeah, oh so

1448
01:42:40.600 --> 01:42:44.399
I drew the ire of his fans, and I guess the quartering ran defense.

1449
01:42:44.399 --> 01:42:46.479
It is funny because I didn't hear
from the guy himself because he probably

1450
01:42:46.479 --> 01:42:49.840
didn't give a ship. I don't
know, you know, he's probably not.

1451
01:42:49.960 --> 01:42:54.600
It didn't bother him the way that
it bothered so many other people.

1452
01:42:55.600 --> 01:42:58.840
It was crazy. And then even
the quartering got involved, and so I

1453
01:42:58.960 --> 01:43:00.880
kind of want to like have some
I want to have a war with them.

1454
01:43:01.119 --> 01:43:08.159
As far as in this this movie
goes like something something with like the

1455
01:43:08.680 --> 01:43:11.079
I don't know what it's a it's
a civil war thing. I don't know

1456
01:43:11.119 --> 01:43:15.239
how this happens, but it gets. It's one of those scenarios. And

1457
01:43:15.239 --> 01:43:23.399
the baby faced guy in the cornering
there. It's the premises they're they're trying

1458
01:43:23.439 --> 01:43:27.239
to they found. They found they
have a serum that turns them all into

1459
01:43:27.239 --> 01:43:30.479
how they you know, how they
all look they have like beards and glasses

1460
01:43:30.520 --> 01:43:33.560
and ship and they looks you know, they found a serum that it turns

1461
01:43:33.560 --> 01:43:38.520
you into those people like they all
like, hey, we want everybody to

1462
01:43:38.640 --> 01:43:43.600
hate rainbows and pronouns. And then
you look surly and ship and we're like,

1463
01:43:44.239 --> 01:43:45.880
no, that's dumb. That's we're
just doing our podcast and like,

1464
01:43:45.880 --> 01:43:49.319
all right, well we're coming for
you. We're coming for you, guys.

1465
01:43:49.359 --> 01:43:53.880
We're good. And then they're trying
to they get Sweeny first, and

1466
01:43:53.920 --> 01:43:57.800
then he becomes like our biggest adversary
where he's white, yeah, and has

1467
01:43:57.840 --> 01:44:01.399
a huge surly beard and he just
woached on the up about the l g

1468
01:44:01.439 --> 01:44:06.880
B t Q community. Yeah,
he turns into uh, he turns into

1469
01:44:06.880 --> 01:44:19.520
fucking quintin Reviews. Yeah, it
would be for some reason. We're kind

1470
01:44:19.520 --> 01:44:21.479
of ignorant to it as well.
Though. We're like, we're like,

1471
01:44:21.520 --> 01:44:27.640
are you okay, Kingston, but
like you clearly you look like Clinton quintin

1472
01:44:27.640 --> 01:44:30.960
Reviews. But like we're we're like
not sure. We're like something, something's

1473
01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:38.279
different. I gotta make a I
gotta make a ten hour video about Carly.

1474
01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:45.319
I gotta do it. I gotta
do it. I can't, I

1475
01:44:45.359 --> 01:44:47.760
can't. I can't stop me.
I can't stop. You're gonna have to

1476
01:44:47.840 --> 01:44:50.720
kill me if you don't kill me. If you don't kill me, there

1477
01:44:50.760 --> 01:44:55.439
will be another ten hour video of
Mike Carly. You gotta if you don't

1478
01:44:55.520 --> 01:44:57.920
kill me, kill me. If
you don't kill me, out kill me.

1479
01:44:59.199 --> 01:45:03.600
Oh man, God damn. Anyway, is that true? Is that

1480
01:45:03.720 --> 01:45:06.960
is that? No? Go go
go? What is what it's true?

1481
01:45:08.039 --> 01:45:15.119
Is what true? What are you
asking? Does I don't Does he actually

1482
01:45:15.119 --> 01:45:18.079
have a ridiculously long I Carly video? Is that he has multiple? He

1483
01:45:18.119 --> 01:45:20.640
has a video, he has he
has several, So okay, so he

1484
01:45:20.800 --> 01:45:26.000
is one called Uh so there are
there are various Nickelodeon shows, right,

1485
01:45:27.199 --> 01:45:32.720
uhs No, I'm talking about like
the teen show, like we know about

1486
01:45:32.720 --> 01:45:38.079
I Carle, but there's like Salmon
Kat and like Victorious and these and yeah,

1487
01:45:38.079 --> 01:45:42.960
I Carly these things. So he
has videos. It's like, okay,

1488
01:45:42.960 --> 01:45:50.359
the collapse of salmon Cat nine hours
thirty minutes, nine hours, Okay,

1489
01:45:50.359 --> 01:45:54.920
so that's the longest one, to
be fair, Samon. Wait okay,

1490
01:45:55.840 --> 01:46:00.319
wait, I'm sorry because I'm looking
at what you're looking at now.

1491
01:46:00.319 --> 01:46:10.960
Yeah, in what god, it's
lunacy, bro. How the decay and

1492
01:46:11.000 --> 01:46:17.359
the collapse. What's the fucking difference
in the premise, Well, one is

1493
01:46:17.359 --> 01:46:23.680
when it falls down. Decay when
they disappear. Yeah. Yeah, So

1494
01:46:23.720 --> 01:46:26.319
here's the thing. The collapse of
s and Cap nine hours thirty minutes.

1495
01:46:26.479 --> 01:46:30.039
The decay of salmon Cat six hours
thirty minutes. Uh the failure of Victorious

1496
01:46:30.079 --> 01:46:34.000
five hours and thirty minutes. Uh, I binged, I carly good name

1497
01:46:34.000 --> 01:46:39.159
for video, by the way,
four hours and forty five minutes. Uh,

1498
01:46:39.199 --> 01:46:45.560
the scandal of Salmon Cat five hours. So yeah, I mean this

1499
01:46:45.600 --> 01:46:51.399
guy, the failure, how does
do bro? The failure of Victorious five

1500
01:46:51.439 --> 01:46:59.199
and a half hours, the end
of Victorious. You have to understand the

1501
01:46:59.239 --> 01:47:01.479
thing. The thing you have to
understand about these videos is that I'm pretty

1502
01:47:01.520 --> 01:47:06.039
sure these videos are longer than the
runtime of the entire series. I don't

1503
01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:10.840
like, I don't, I do're
not They're not right. I'm convinced they

1504
01:47:10.880 --> 01:47:14.800
are. But God, because an
episode is twenty minutes, an episode is

1505
01:47:14.840 --> 01:47:20.119
twenty twenty two minutes max. So
that's like what you figure you might say,

1506
01:47:20.399 --> 01:47:23.880
you say what you're assuming there's only
about twenty episodes. There definitely is

1507
01:47:23.920 --> 01:47:27.520
more than twenty episodes, are there? Well, I don't know. I've

1508
01:47:27.520 --> 01:47:31.439
never seen these shows. I've watched
over twenty episodes of Victorious. Was this

1509
01:47:31.600 --> 01:47:36.239
forty eight minute videos about McDonald's what
a what a fucking this? What is

1510
01:47:36.279 --> 01:47:39.840
this guy just he's just throwing sh
it up now, like he just doesn't

1511
01:47:39.880 --> 01:47:45.680
do any fucking work. Only forty
Derek, do you remember when I don't

1512
01:47:45.680 --> 01:47:48.520
know if we should talk about this
on the show. Do you remember were

1513
01:47:48.520 --> 01:47:59.279
you there when we shared the Airbnb? Yes, just leave it, We'll

1514
01:47:59.359 --> 01:48:03.640
leave it. What a fucking that
guy? He just disappeared to that thing.

1515
01:48:04.840 --> 01:48:10.439
Strange that guy, dude. I
just want to say this, This

1516
01:48:10.520 --> 01:48:14.079
pissure is off so much. And
I've said this publicly before. I think

1517
01:48:14.079 --> 01:48:17.840
I made a video called uh Quentin
reviews as a tool like a Twitter trash

1518
01:48:17.880 --> 01:48:21.800
because it was him he started it. He was starting He like went out

1519
01:48:21.840 --> 01:48:26.920
and started saying some dumb shit,
unprompted from years ago. It was like

1520
01:48:26.960 --> 01:48:30.079
some it was around that vidcom thing, and he prompted to started talking shit.

1521
01:48:30.680 --> 01:48:33.079
Nobody was saying anything. There was
nothing trending online. He was just

1522
01:48:33.119 --> 01:48:36.079
like, I'm just gonna come out
and fucking virtue signal. And then so

1523
01:48:36.119 --> 01:48:41.439
people started flaming him and then started
talking about how fucking weird he was at

1524
01:48:41.439 --> 01:48:44.319
the vidcom. But we all went
to somewhere I don't remember where. It

1525
01:48:44.359 --> 01:48:45.960
might have been a bar, I
don't fucking know, but we were all

1526
01:48:46.000 --> 01:48:48.560
trying to get ubers back to the
same fucking place. And it was hard

1527
01:48:48.640 --> 01:48:53.000
because there's so many people trying to
get back. He snagged one did not

1528
01:48:53.039 --> 01:48:57.640
invite anybody in the fucking car,
not one person. A fucking piece of

1529
01:48:57.680 --> 01:49:00.199
shit, asshole. I was trying
to be all going back to the same

1530
01:49:00.319 --> 01:49:06.640
fucking airbnb. Yeah, Quentin reviews. I don't know. Maybe maybe he's

1531
01:49:06.760 --> 01:49:13.119
just very social, but like there
there is he's fucking like he he talks.

1532
01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:16.279
I've heard him talk about like yeah, it's weird, like people like

1533
01:49:16.359 --> 01:49:20.359
people always end up not liking me. I don't know what. I don't

1534
01:49:20.359 --> 01:49:25.119
know why. And it's like maybe
just reflect on how you act around people

1535
01:49:25.960 --> 01:49:30.720
and how maybe you're a bit inconsiderate. How about that be a little bit

1536
01:49:30.760 --> 01:49:32.000
like I don't know, like he's
just yeah, I don't know whatever.

1537
01:49:32.359 --> 01:49:38.760
It's not, it's not that important. He's it's just old. This is

1538
01:49:38.800 --> 01:49:41.279
old ship. But it it does, it does stick out to me,

1539
01:49:41.319 --> 01:49:42.800
like to the point where it's like, yeah, I mean, dude,

1540
01:49:42.880 --> 01:49:46.159
if if everybody around you just unanimously
doesn't like you and you're aware of that,

1541
01:49:46.840 --> 01:49:49.359
just maybe I don't know, man, Like, I don't know how

1542
01:49:49.399 --> 01:49:55.880
that doesn't raise some flags for you. You know, it's strange, but

1543
01:49:56.600 --> 01:50:00.439
let's move on to h Let's get
onto the fucking credits. Get the fuck

1544
01:50:00.479 --> 01:50:04.399
out of here. Let's get on
at here. Thank you everybody. People

1545
01:50:04.439 --> 01:50:08.359
don't like nobody. I don't get
everybody hates you. I don't get they

1546
01:50:08.399 --> 01:50:11.279
don't like me. They're all stupid
for not liking me. I'm really likable.

1547
01:50:11.439 --> 01:50:15.119
I'm a good dude. If they
don't like their dumb they're stupid.

1548
01:50:15.199 --> 01:50:17.439
If they don't like me, it's
their I don't know. I don't think

1549
01:50:17.479 --> 01:50:23.000
I could respect that of view.
Yeah, yeah, it would be better.

1550
01:50:23.039 --> 01:50:25.039
It would be a lot better.
I like people. People don't like

1551
01:50:25.079 --> 01:50:28.720
me. I don't care. But
there's instead it's like, people don't like

1552
01:50:28.760 --> 01:50:31.199
me, but I don't really get
why, and I think kind of it's

1553
01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:35.359
everybody else's fault. People get so
mad that I ship in their toilet and

1554
01:50:35.359 --> 01:50:39.960
don't flush. It's like, bro, that's your toilet. People. If

1555
01:50:40.359 --> 01:50:45.880
if you don't like me, if
people don't like me, here's here's the

1556
01:50:45.880 --> 01:50:50.079
thing. If if if anybody comes
out and they're like, if anybody comes

1557
01:50:50.079 --> 01:50:57.000
out and they're like, I don't
like Chris, I understand I don't because

1558
01:50:57.039 --> 01:50:59.520
look, man, I'm here,
I'm here, I'm around I'm around me

1559
01:50:59.560 --> 01:51:03.039
twenty four heaven, I'm not.
I'm not thrilled either, so like,

1560
01:51:03.680 --> 01:51:09.760
yeah, totally like whatever, that's
fine. Uh but like I've never had

1561
01:51:09.800 --> 01:51:14.279
I've never had that, uh that
per that experience in real life online.

1562
01:51:14.319 --> 01:51:18.319
I'm sure there's no shortage. Yeah, I've had that. I've ever had

1563
01:51:18.359 --> 01:51:23.760
somebody. What happened? One girl
that hated me, Kayla Rivera? I

1564
01:51:23.800 --> 01:51:32.680
remember this bitch she before on the
store one hated me? She fucking hated

1565
01:51:32.720 --> 01:51:39.359
me. I don't know what did
you do? Literally nothing? That doesn't

1566
01:51:39.359 --> 01:51:42.960
sound right. Our friend groups were
tangentially near each sounds like, sounds like

1567
01:51:42.960 --> 01:51:48.479
a quitting situation. I'm I have
my shortcomings, but this is back when

1568
01:51:48.520 --> 01:51:51.960
I was like trying to be nicer
to people because I was at high school.

1569
01:51:53.279 --> 01:51:55.920
She was obviously a girl that was
dibbing some looking looking, so I

1570
01:51:55.960 --> 01:51:58.520
was at least not rude to her. I was like, maybe I could

1571
01:51:58.520 --> 01:52:00.920
pipe that one day, so I'm
actually like, you know, sow some

1572
01:52:00.960 --> 01:52:03.039
seeds of like kind of half nights
this sure, you know. And she

1573
01:52:03.119 --> 01:52:06.079
just hated me. She hated me
so much, and my girlfriend was friends

1574
01:52:06.079 --> 01:52:08.560
with her, and I was like, why does she hate me? Too

1575
01:52:08.640 --> 01:52:10.840
much, and she was like,
honestly, I really don't know. You're

1576
01:52:10.880 --> 01:52:14.800
like not a really hate able dude. I just she hated me. He

1577
01:52:14.880 --> 01:52:17.079
never found out. Well, that
was very rude because of her hating me.

1578
01:52:17.119 --> 01:52:20.039
I was super rude to her one
day. So do you think it's

1579
01:52:20.199 --> 01:52:24.920
possible? And this is just all
I'm doing, just spitballing right. A

1580
01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:28.560
lot of times when people don't they
they A lot of times when people you

1581
01:52:28.600 --> 01:52:30.640
don't know a reason. A lot
of times there are, of course is

1582
01:52:30.680 --> 01:52:33.840
a reason, but it could just
be you're completely self aware. Could it

1583
01:52:33.960 --> 01:52:40.479
be maybe she actually wanted to smash
but you were with Lily or something.

1584
01:52:40.760 --> 01:52:43.640
It was way before Lily. This
is like I was way before Lily young.

1585
01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:45.439
It was like young, Oh,
I was in like tenth and eleventh

1586
01:52:45.439 --> 01:52:47.680
grade. She just hated me.
But then I was like really rude to

1587
01:52:47.720 --> 01:52:49.479
her that she had a reason to
hate me. After that moment, because

1588
01:52:49.520 --> 01:52:51.119
I was like super rude, I
was like, what did I do?

1589
01:52:51.199 --> 01:52:55.760
But before I said, she should
give me a stank face, like I'd

1590
01:52:55.840 --> 01:52:59.359
be talking, like everybody'd be talking. Then I would talk and she'd give

1591
01:52:59.399 --> 01:53:03.920
me a fucking thank faced you ask
her, and I'm like, why,

1592
01:53:04.359 --> 01:53:08.520
I don't How can you never ask? Right now? I hope, I

1593
01:53:08.560 --> 01:53:12.359
hope you have nothing but bad times. I hope your nightmares are ceaseless,

1594
01:53:12.399 --> 01:53:15.359
and I hope you're waking days are
full of agony. Fuck you, Kayla,

1595
01:53:15.720 --> 01:53:21.359
stupid bitch. God damn, I
don't know, man, no reason

1596
01:53:21.399 --> 01:53:26.319
to hate me, Bro, I
was you never asked? You fucked up

1597
01:53:26.319 --> 01:53:29.039
to her? Dude? I would
ask where she at? Where she at?

1598
01:53:29.119 --> 01:53:31.479
Go ask her? I'm you know
what, bitch, I'm gonna go

1599
01:53:31.520 --> 01:53:38.840
on Facebook, bitch, don't that's
the first thing you say after all these

1600
01:53:38.920 --> 01:53:44.239
years. Yo, it's been like, Bro, it's been I graduated high

1601
01:53:44.239 --> 01:53:49.720
school twelve years, it's been like
thirteen years out of nowhere. The fuck

1602
01:53:49.760 --> 01:53:55.640
you don't even Yeah, just just
say what the fuck is your problem?

1603
01:53:55.920 --> 01:54:01.800
That's that's it. Don't put anything
else. She's gonna like, what what

1604
01:54:01.840 --> 01:54:09.640
did I do to you? I
was thinking that too. I was thinking

1605
01:54:09.640 --> 01:54:12.119
that too. He was actively meaning
to me. I was like, out,

1606
01:54:13.119 --> 01:54:15.760
you know, I just remember my
homie had a similar problem, but

1607
01:54:15.840 --> 01:54:18.880
he actually attacked the guy. So
I was pissed off because I missed it.

1608
01:54:19.159 --> 01:54:23.880
We're we're walking down the hall in
high school and he was like,

1609
01:54:23.880 --> 01:54:26.279
I'm gonna go I'm gonna go fucking
attack this guy. Somebody egged him on

1610
01:54:26.319 --> 01:54:28.640
to do it, and I was
like, okay, whatever, and I

1611
01:54:28.720 --> 01:54:30.720
turned the corner to go to my
class, and literally after I turned the

1612
01:54:30.760 --> 01:54:35.920
corner, he ran at the guy
and assaulted because apparently he just said there

1613
01:54:35.960 --> 01:54:41.359
was this guy fire, there was
this guy that was just always mad dog

1614
01:54:41.399 --> 01:54:44.319
in him. They never spoke,
and he was like, I don't know,

1615
01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:46.399
this guy just has a problem with
me, and and so he attacked

1616
01:54:46.439 --> 01:54:50.119
him. He just attacked him,
and I was like, I'm so mad

1617
01:54:50.119 --> 01:54:54.720
that I missed that, but I
could have just waited like five seconds,

1618
01:54:55.239 --> 01:55:00.000
and then he fucking went wolverine mode. It's pretty cool. He really funny.

1619
01:55:01.000 --> 01:55:05.520
She's a single mom now, it's
hilarious. God God for God provides

1620
01:55:05.600 --> 01:55:11.199
bro. The Lord provides bro.
The Lord provides bro. The Lord provides

1621
01:55:11.920 --> 01:55:15.039
She's still stuck in the hometown.
She's a single mob bro. Lord provides

1622
01:55:15.119 --> 01:55:18.479
man. The Lord provides bro.
That's all I got. This guy swears

1623
01:55:18.520 --> 01:55:21.840
he's a good person, this gentleman. Right. Look, look, look,

1624
01:55:21.920 --> 01:55:26.079
look I'm not a good Look.
I'm a human like everybody else,

1625
01:55:26.119 --> 01:55:30.239
and I have my moments with spitflomn
right, but the Lord provides. Bro,

1626
01:55:30.520 --> 01:55:33.720
that's all I gotta say. Ask
if you shall receive this high schooler

1627
01:55:33.840 --> 01:55:38.960
was me to you and you're like, good, you're a single mom.

1628
01:55:39.520 --> 01:55:42.319
Good. I hope the dad's bad. To hope he's not even that around.

1629
01:55:42.359 --> 01:55:45.439
I hope he's gone. I hope
he can't show back. Oh my

1630
01:55:45.560 --> 01:55:50.960
god, please do the countdown.
Curse this girl anymore? Fuck that bitch,

1631
01:55:51.359 --> 01:55:59.279
three two one. If you're listening
to this podcast and you're friends with

1632
01:55:59.680 --> 01:56:05.239
what is Kayla Rivera, send her
this clip. Oh my god, I'm

1633
01:56:05.479 --> 01:56:10.880
I the I'm sad it ended,
but I'm glad it happened. Motherfucker's after

1634
01:56:10.920 --> 01:56:15.720
I put them in. It's all
right, it's okay. Don't worry about

1635
01:56:15.760 --> 01:56:17.359
it. If you get canceled as
result of this, by the way,

1636
01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:19.520
if she has anything on you from
when you were an asshole and then like,

1637
01:56:20.119 --> 01:56:24.199
I mean, you know, we
got no choice. I was,

1638
01:56:25.800 --> 01:56:29.680
I was so yeah, but it's
your word again? What is it a

1639
01:56:29.720 --> 01:56:35.680
woman's word? No? Wait,
guy, don't don't so because I I'm

1640
01:56:35.720 --> 01:56:40.479
a it's a woman and I'm black. No matter what I lose, she

1641
01:56:40.520 --> 01:56:44.239
can say anything she can say anything. Is she black? Kingston did some

1642
01:56:44.479 --> 01:56:48.399
crazy ship to her? Is she
he raped? He raped the whole building

1643
01:56:48.399 --> 01:56:51.199
full of people, and that's it. I'm gone. The coms will come

1644
01:56:51.199 --> 01:56:55.039
in here and take me away.
And I'm like, y'all believe that,

1645
01:56:55.319 --> 01:57:00.840
y'all a whole building does that does
something That horror will go so far that

1646
01:57:00.920 --> 01:57:06.560
it becomes impressive, like like she
is black, Like she is black?

1647
01:57:08.840 --> 01:57:15.159
You were able to rape an entire
building of people. You're like, god,

1648
01:57:15.279 --> 01:57:23.239
damn, that's crazy. How did
he do that? So crazy?

1649
01:57:23.880 --> 01:57:29.600
It is that that really does Like
you're at the You're at You're at the

1650
01:57:29.640 --> 01:57:36.159
prosecution taking notes because you're like,
yo, we have to invest in technology

1651
01:57:36.199 --> 01:57:44.920
to preventing the drains. He crawled. He crawled through people's fucking faucets.

1652
01:57:44.439 --> 01:57:56.600
He's fucking up their pipes, bro
crawling through a dish. He's the most

1653
01:57:56.600 --> 01:57:59.720
prolific. He's the most prolific serial
rapist of our time. It's like,

1654
01:57:59.720 --> 01:58:05.399
what, what why? What?
He has? He has no bones.

1655
01:58:06.800 --> 01:58:12.640
He just slides through like a fucking
octopus through a quarter size hole. It

1656
01:58:12.760 --> 01:58:15.439
just ends up in your fucking and
then because he has no bones, he's

1657
01:58:15.479 --> 01:58:18.000
like not very rigid. So he's
like he's like he's like a series of

1658
01:58:18.039 --> 01:58:28.119
wet towels, and it kind of
just sounds like it's literally just an octopus,

1659
01:58:28.119 --> 01:58:30.720
man. It's just it's just an
octopus. Man. He just and

1660
01:58:30.840 --> 01:58:34.159
he just raped the entire building.
And the judges like, you know what,

1661
01:58:34.920 --> 01:58:39.520
I will reduce your sentence if you
tell me how the funk you were

1662
01:58:39.520 --> 01:58:45.239
able to do, And he's like, I'll get off scott free. Well

1663
01:58:45.359 --> 01:58:49.800
do he's just doing the wave.
He's doing the wave back and forth.

1664
01:58:49.920 --> 01:58:55.159
Well, Doc, it's because I
got no bones. I hope you got

1665
01:58:55.239 --> 01:58:59.039
time. He sits down and the
detail explains, I does it his whole

1666
01:58:59.079 --> 01:59:02.079
lot, His whole body is like
his entire body is like Stephen hawkings jaw

1667
01:59:04.279 --> 01:59:09.760
where it's like we're it's kind of
like it's a little off and a little

1668
01:59:09.800 --> 01:59:15.079
italicized, a little bit slanted,
you know, inconsistent. All right,

1669
01:59:15.359 --> 01:59:18.920
what the fuck? We can't we
can't keep it? All right? We

1670
01:59:18.960 --> 01:59:28.880
started this already, and we were
we got one name, Dave, David

1671
01:59:29.039 --> 01:59:32.920
Radden, Mick Jackal Gay, Norman
Osborne be like I'm something of a sodomist

1672
01:59:32.960 --> 01:59:42.039
myself, Sween using using, using
Swen's curtains to wipe the sun come off

1673
01:59:42.119 --> 01:59:46.359
him? How do you make the
names longer? It won't let me jack

1674
01:59:46.479 --> 01:59:51.840
the world's fastest majory. It's fastest, not fast, you clown gay z

1675
01:59:53.159 --> 01:59:56.319
be like baby, why don't you
just fuck me in the asshole. I'm

1676
01:59:56.359 --> 02:00:02.760
losing my mind with this hassle storm
my castle. Uh. Mario comes on

1677
02:00:02.760 --> 02:00:09.359
Goomba's with his new friend Fappy Chris
Reagan more like Chris gay ray gay.

1678
02:00:10.479 --> 02:00:16.319
We are almost come gay butt sex
gay gay peepee stupid big meat, he

1679
02:00:16.399 --> 02:00:19.840
stinks. Andy the man whose handies
are str and Dandy call me a gooney

1680
02:00:19.880 --> 02:00:24.560
the way I chunk with my sloth. I am the ascaper and I ride

1681
02:00:24.560 --> 02:00:28.319
and I ride, I ride through
my boy's backside. I catch the loads

1682
02:00:28.319 --> 02:00:32.479
coming out of this guy. Heath
Smoker selling The Lifelong Family Dog for four

1683
02:00:32.520 --> 02:00:38.520
hundred and fifty keys on TF two. Thank you for listening to the com

1684
02:00:38.600 --> 02:00:50.319
tank gay cast Cringe Gay con Dog
two keys. Digimond took Sweeney's leveto homeless

1685
02:00:50.359 --> 02:00:56.000
transfem who was in a who has
a town insider lick tre Pussy and iambic

1686
02:00:56.079 --> 02:01:01.399
Pantameter. Uh, Derek, you've
shattered my shakashi. We smoke a hussin

1687
02:01:01.560 --> 02:01:09.720
bolt dick. Joe Biden's inner thoughts
are dial up sounds. I like that.

1688
02:01:09.840 --> 02:01:18.119
Yeah, probably fucking carry on with
the Britton slander. Shit sucks here,

1689
02:01:18.199 --> 02:01:23.680
mister pants uh swen. I would
greatly enjoy it if I heard you

1690
02:01:23.760 --> 02:01:27.119
got tag team by Lilli and Derek's
wife with with twelve inch strap ons.

1691
02:01:27.439 --> 02:01:30.600
Baller of the First Sin that was
added. There was something new added to

1692
02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:33.439
that. I think Baller of the
First Sin Spumbafutter's umbrella, pineapple, trampoline,

1693
02:01:33.479 --> 02:01:36.119
harmonica, tornado, bubblegum, lighthouse, radiator, windmill, crowbar,

1694
02:01:36.199 --> 02:01:43.399
pajamas, zipline, jolly old dipshit. I am not straight. I have

1695
02:01:43.479 --> 02:01:47.800
relationships with men and sex with women. I've got news for you. Pro

1696
02:01:47.960 --> 02:01:51.840
Pane is a hell of a drug. Nice, I'll tell you what tofer.

1697
02:01:51.920 --> 02:01:55.560
Laser, pistol, cipher grab gay
Peter Parker be like, I'm gonna

1698
02:01:55.600 --> 02:01:58.479
put some dick in your mouth.
Two mad six under, why do you

1699
02:01:58.479 --> 02:02:00.800
film me up? Filming me up? But whole? Come gabe me just

1700
02:02:00.800 --> 02:02:02.720
to dig me down, dick me
down, jerk me off until you burst

1701
02:02:02.760 --> 02:02:06.479
in my balls hell divers to be
like service that capacity. Please try again

1702
02:02:06.520 --> 02:02:12.680
later. No need for the fire
truck, sir. No, no need

1703
02:02:12.920 --> 02:02:20.520
for the fire truck, sir.
I'll ship on it. Uhs a fire

1704
02:02:20.600 --> 02:02:30.800
out. It's a real wild enough
that buildings the idea enough out that you

1705
02:02:30.800 --> 02:02:36.560
would have enough ship to to to
smother a fire's wild. Yeah, he's

1706
02:02:36.600 --> 02:02:41.439
like he's took ship all over the
building. He stops the build for burning

1707
02:02:41.479 --> 02:02:43.640
down. People don't want to go
back in their apartments and get everything.

1708
02:02:43.800 --> 02:02:46.119
Everything's covered and ship. I'd rather
just let it burn. There's at least

1709
02:02:46.199 --> 02:02:53.239
fire insurance. Now my house is
just ship covered. It'd actually be I

1710
02:02:53.279 --> 02:02:57.199
think I would be. I think
I would be really upset. It's got

1711
02:02:57.279 --> 02:03:03.319
a worse actually, pictures like your
fucking dead parents, your luggage, all

1712
02:03:03.399 --> 02:03:10.000
your fucking memorabilia. Worry dad's ashes, don't worry, I'll fix it.

1713
02:03:11.239 --> 02:03:20.800
Turns around. No, No,
it is the loudest, fucking the loudest,

1714
02:03:20.880 --> 02:03:29.079
most egregious. It's a it's almost
like it's snowing ship like there's particle

1715
02:03:29.439 --> 02:03:33.640
you know when you open a fire
hydrant. It's like that. Just it's

1716
02:03:33.880 --> 02:03:42.720
it's lay completely uncontrolled, ship lacing
it. And that is a big fire.

1717
02:03:43.079 --> 02:03:48.239
This is a big the fire is
out of control too. Oh,

1718
02:03:48.960 --> 02:03:55.439
ship so hard, it's snowed ship
some kids outside, some kids, that's

1719
02:03:55.640 --> 02:04:02.359
he's like that. I'd be so
what would they do that? The color

1720
02:04:02.680 --> 02:04:11.039
because he thinks it's snow. They're
dumb, They're dumb. Brown snow.

1721
02:04:11.920 --> 02:04:17.039
This snow is dark skinned. It
looks white. It looks white because it's

1722
02:04:17.079 --> 02:04:20.319
it's nighttime and there's fire. So
it's just like it's the light reflecting off

1723
02:04:20.359 --> 02:04:24.159
of the brown snow that makes it
look like it could potentially be just like

1724
02:04:25.319 --> 02:04:27.880
it's just like the red light bouncing
off of the snow. It's like maybe

1725
02:04:27.920 --> 02:04:35.560
it's red snow. And you that's
fee straight up, that is feces.

1726
02:04:35.600 --> 02:04:40.920
That is fecal. Man that some
four years some five year old kid,

1727
02:04:41.640 --> 02:04:54.000
that's feces. Sir, would have
to kill the guy that did that,

1728
02:04:55.840 --> 02:05:00.119
no thinking it was snow. I'd
have to kill that person. Oh you

1729
02:05:00.199 --> 02:05:06.079
gotta die. If I saw the
guy shipting on the fire, well see

1730
02:05:06.079 --> 02:05:11.159
here's the problem. I wouldn't tackle
him because he turned around. He'll blast

1731
02:05:11.239 --> 02:05:15.359
with that hurt, you'll hurt.
Put it on the fire. He would

1732
02:05:15.359 --> 02:05:19.199
definitely kill you, for sure.
It's really like a fire. You gotta

1733
02:05:19.279 --> 02:05:23.439
throw a rock at him really hard
to get him to stop. You gotta

1734
02:05:23.520 --> 02:05:26.920
you gotta somehow distract it. We
gotta like one of the anime moments where

1735
02:05:26.920 --> 02:05:28.920
you, like, you run past
me, throw a rock and the rock

1736
02:05:29.039 --> 02:05:31.960
bounces and this is it gets near
him, he just attention. You can

1737
02:05:32.119 --> 02:05:35.760
knock him out, hopefully, But
what if he while he's unconscious, What

1738
02:05:35.880 --> 02:05:40.800
if he if he goes what if
he's holding back because he's conscious and when

1739
02:05:40.800 --> 02:05:46.760
he's unconscious, it's full. The
entire sounds. It sounds like it sounds

1740
02:05:46.800 --> 02:05:53.920
like Niagara Falls and a bubbling cauldron
like at the same time. Just like,

1741
02:05:58.560 --> 02:06:06.800
keep the names please. I'm in
the I'm in the justness of Jisery.

1742
02:06:08.000 --> 02:06:11.479
I'm giving this man top. He's
got a penis like an hour glass.

1743
02:06:11.520 --> 02:06:17.760
It's thicking, kind of long.
I mean, could better. I

1744
02:06:17.880 --> 02:06:20.319
think for the rest of it,
and I think the rest of it.

1745
02:06:23.159 --> 02:06:27.760
He's got a penis like an hour
like an hour glass. That is fucking

1746
02:06:27.920 --> 02:06:30.560
crazy. But I think I'm stuck
on that. Here's the thing. But

1747
02:06:30.680 --> 02:06:35.359
here's the thing about this, It's
just I'm in the justness of Jisery is

1748
02:06:35.760 --> 02:06:41.000
so next level good that like,
I forgive the rest of it for being

1749
02:06:41.079 --> 02:06:43.720
kind of like bland, you know
what I mean, it's like you can

1750
02:06:44.079 --> 02:06:46.119
you take I think this should be
one of them that we write. I

1751
02:06:46.159 --> 02:06:49.560
think it's just too good. That's
too good of a first line to not

1752
02:06:49.800 --> 02:06:56.840
use would kind of hard. The
I mean, it's hard to say.

1753
02:06:57.640 --> 02:07:00.960
It's just the courus is just still
it's not it's not an. I don't

1754
02:07:00.960 --> 02:07:03.039
think either of our ranges we can
get. We can get a female.

1755
02:07:03.560 --> 02:07:14.960
Whatever Kayle was for the hook,
I have never seen her once even like

1756
02:07:15.279 --> 02:07:17.680
any of that gay ship like it's
people be hit like the like. But

1757
02:07:18.600 --> 02:07:28.960
I don't know. She might do
it. She might do that have to

1758
02:07:29.039 --> 02:07:32.760
pay It doesn't find that we have
to pay her. No, absolutely not

1759
02:07:32.880 --> 02:07:53.640
never. Uh come comes Superpowers being
confidently wrong. But I like men and

1760
02:07:53.880 --> 02:08:05.680
drag. I don't know, of
course what I want. Dont comes an

1761
02:08:05.680 --> 02:08:07.760
ivy sweety superpowers being comminently wrong.
Back to the tank, Come the Caucasian

1762
02:08:07.800 --> 02:08:13.680
container of the crackerbill for gays.
Donald Trump burping on Dom's clip. Sorry,

1763
02:08:13.680 --> 02:08:22.680
Uh, that wasn't mean Yeah,
I'm perfect. Sorry, I don't

1764
02:08:22.760 --> 02:08:30.960
have gas. There's no sorry sir. Uh clamping clamping open. Sorry,

1765
02:08:31.039 --> 02:08:37.079
you dirty Mexican clamping open your eyelids
to come on their eyelids. In Gump's

1766
02:08:37.199 --> 02:08:41.560
voice, my wien has gone all
big. Jenny, do you know anything

1767
02:08:41.640 --> 02:08:50.319
about that? Jen? A,
I got a pain as like an hour

1768
02:08:50.439 --> 02:08:58.560
glass, Jenna, Jedne have you
heard of psytheria? Jenna? Can you

1769
02:08:58.800 --> 02:09:03.680
do that too, Jenny? I
want to lap it up with not a

1770
02:09:03.840 --> 02:09:18.000
drop missed. Can't even take put
it on. I wonder he put it

1771
02:09:18.119 --> 02:09:24.880
on this. Oh my god,
imagine, guys, guys. Imagine you're

1772
02:09:24.000 --> 02:09:26.960
out in one day, right with
you, guys. Friends, You're like,

1773
02:09:28.079 --> 02:09:30.359
we're gonna go. We're gonna go
to a diner. Gets un real

1774
02:09:30.479 --> 02:09:35.479
quick. Your friend takes out this
bottle, gives it a few yanks over

1775
02:09:35.600 --> 02:09:39.800
his fries or his fucking or salad
or whatever you like. What's that?

1776
02:09:39.960 --> 02:09:41.840
Oh? Yeah, there's some squirt
that carry with me. I usually put

1777
02:09:41.880 --> 02:09:48.960
on a rod eat before. It's
just it's just the idea that he says,

1778
02:09:48.399 --> 02:09:52.920
just a bottle of it that he
says. It's Oh, it's just

1779
02:09:54.079 --> 02:10:00.720
squirt, the squirt I got.
Bro, you ever got to like TG

1780
02:10:00.960 --> 02:10:05.479
or anything like that. Puts it
on your burger and then it's it's already

1781
02:10:05.520 --> 02:10:09.960
on there. You ever been to
any of those Mexican restaurants, like you

1782
02:10:09.039 --> 02:10:13.000
know, like where they it's your
birthday or whatever. They get like the

1783
02:10:13.079 --> 02:10:16.039
tequila and they put like a shot
in your mouth and they have a whistle

1784
02:10:16.119 --> 02:10:20.479
and they like fucking like shake your
head around. You ever done anything like

1785
02:10:20.520 --> 02:10:30.119
that before? Yeah? Like that, Like, but squirt, she pip,

1786
02:10:30.239 --> 02:10:35.199
get on my pippa possum can't smell
And Chris is kind of right.

1787
02:10:37.520 --> 02:10:41.800
That was so disorienting. Man,
fast car, But gay, you got

1788
02:10:41.920 --> 02:10:45.079
a fat cock. I got a
plan to bust in a queer. I've

1789
02:10:45.119 --> 02:10:48.560
been working on the at the Penis
store. Managed to spray a little bit,

1790
02:10:48.720 --> 02:10:54.359
uh store. Penis Store set down
average clip energy frozen, throwing frozen

1791
02:10:54.439 --> 02:11:00.479
turkeys off the interstate to create half
live zombies just the hard r Star coffee.

1792
02:11:00.600 --> 02:11:05.039
Hey kids, it's okay to ship
whip acorns at cops. Comed to

1793
02:11:05.239 --> 02:11:11.159
death by early twenty ten's Jennifer Love
Hewitt. She was another person that I

1794
02:11:11.239 --> 02:11:16.359
remember that Jennifer I don't really know. I don't know any of her songs.

1795
02:11:16.359 --> 02:11:22.199
I remember it was build incorrectly where
they thought Jennifer he would sang one

1796
02:11:22.239 --> 02:11:26.319
of the tracks from Sailor Moon.
Uh it wasn't her, a song called

1797
02:11:26.359 --> 02:11:28.960
My Only Love, but it was. If you were to download it,

1798
02:11:28.000 --> 02:11:31.560
it would say Jennifer Love Hewitt and
I'm like, it's not her is an

1799
02:11:31.640 --> 02:11:35.960
actress. I thought she was.
She's she's an actor, but she has

1800
02:11:37.039 --> 02:11:39.239
some songs not they're not They're not. She ain't popping on Spotify, I'll

1801
02:11:39.239 --> 02:11:41.439
tell you that. But like you
know, she probably have a couple hundred

1802
02:11:41.439 --> 02:11:48.840
thousand monthly listeners she had. I
like that, yeah, I mean like

1803
02:11:48.920 --> 02:11:52.640
they weren't like massive, but I
liked the I remember when I was a

1804
02:11:52.760 --> 02:11:54.880
kid, like because she had a
one of she had a see through top

1805
02:11:56.079 --> 02:11:58.760
on something and some award thing,
and I was like, oh, Jennifer,

1806
02:12:01.000 --> 02:12:05.319
I like her now because she's from
well, didn't she want used to

1807
02:12:05.439 --> 02:12:07.199
fuck Michael Douglass or am I thinking
of somebody else? No, that's Captain

1808
02:12:07.520 --> 02:12:11.760
Jada Jones, wasn't she. I
think she might have been in one of

1809
02:12:11.800 --> 02:12:15.560
them. She was in one of
them, I think, yeah, or

1810
02:12:15.640 --> 02:12:18.520
something. I don't remember. I
just remember if maybe if you put in

1811
02:12:18.640 --> 02:12:20.600
like, uh, see through top, that you'll you'll find the picture that

1812
02:12:20.680 --> 02:12:24.199
I remember her. That's forever brain
burned in my brain where I'm like,

1813
02:12:24.279 --> 02:12:28.720
hey, uh see through top titties. It's pretty cool, man, I

1814
02:12:28.880 --> 02:12:43.640
likepp up nice, nice, nice, very cool n nice. Oh yeah,

1815
02:12:45.760 --> 02:12:48.600
all right, she looks very Oh
yeah, dam, I don't do

1816
02:12:48.680 --> 02:12:52.800
that. It made me want to
play the game. I stopped paying my

1817
02:12:52.880 --> 02:12:56.760
rent so I could be a real
fan. Transferm gramblin exposing people would like

1818
02:12:56.880 --> 02:13:00.199
usin Thomason ninety million rogins of ionizing
radiation. You she's not Vinpann and Jel

1819
02:13:00.199 --> 02:13:03.800
like, dam, I want your
I want your loving each? What is

1820
02:13:03.840 --> 02:13:07.279
this? I want your loving each? Oh, I want your loving even

1821
02:13:07.319 --> 02:13:11.920
though we're both men. So please
put your hand down my pants? Bad

1822
02:13:11.039 --> 02:13:16.960
romance? Nice? Oh, I
want your loving even though we're both men.

1823
02:13:18.439 --> 02:13:24.520
I see It's okay. It's a
weird point. It's a weird part

1824
02:13:24.560 --> 02:13:28.880
of the song to choose. But
oh that horse no no no, no,

1825
02:13:28.239 --> 02:13:33.239
no, no no no, So
please put your hand, please put

1826
02:13:33.319 --> 02:13:46.119
your hand down my pants? Really
like man whoa mo yeah a fucking fat

1827
02:13:46.600 --> 02:13:54.199
whoa fat Craiger Canadian Richard Fist and
the spare testicle Where to come from?

1828
02:13:54.199 --> 02:13:56.680
It's your boy, Shawny de Benegery's
monkey. I live in Philly, and

1829
02:13:56.680 --> 02:14:00.159
everything you guys said it's true.
Also, I just saw horse running down

1830
02:14:00.199 --> 02:14:03.239
on ninety five by itself. I
just I can't. I really, I

1831
02:14:03.359 --> 02:14:09.640
really have a hard time conceptualizing horses
as wild animals because they're so associated with

1832
02:14:09.920 --> 02:14:15.960
just like tools. To me,
like a horse, like a horse standing

1833
02:14:16.079 --> 02:14:20.439
by itself is a fucking asinine image, like I cannot like that is like

1834
02:14:22.359 --> 02:14:24.840
no, I understand that. No, I understand that that's I understand that

1835
02:14:24.880 --> 02:14:30.520
that's literally true. It just doesn't
register. That doesn't seem like I don't.

1836
02:14:30.520 --> 02:14:35.800
There's something spiritually about that that feels
wrong, because there's so I didn't.

1837
02:14:37.920 --> 02:14:39.920
Yeah, yeah, it would be
like seeing a free range washing machine.

1838
02:14:41.840 --> 02:14:45.279
Like I don't. Okay, yeah, see I don't. I don't

1839
02:14:45.359 --> 02:14:52.560
purely see them as inanimate tools,
I mean, which is domestication in a

1840
02:14:52.600 --> 02:14:56.520
way that I probably didn't see them
as wild until I played Red Dead Redemption,

1841
02:14:58.159 --> 02:15:00.000
and then I was thinking like,
oh, yeah, of course there's

1842
02:15:00.079 --> 02:15:01.640
be a bunch of wild horses.
They all fucked a bunch and then they

1843
02:15:01.680 --> 02:15:05.760
were just running all over the place
for a while, like the Spanish brought

1844
02:15:05.800 --> 02:15:09.760
them over here. They fucked each
other and then they fucking went everywhere.

1845
02:15:09.920 --> 02:15:16.920
That brought the Spanish. Yes,
horses aren't American animals. They're not.

1846
02:15:16.119 --> 02:15:20.800
They're not native to America. I
thought, I know there's because I know

1847
02:15:20.920 --> 02:15:26.840
in like in New England as wild
horses. Yeah, they I thought.

1848
02:15:26.920 --> 02:15:28.439
I've always thought, because you know
your kid cowboys and Indians, you just

1849
02:15:28.520 --> 02:15:31.600
assumed Native Americans are here, horses
were here. But no, no,

1850
02:15:31.720 --> 02:15:37.000
they actually they brought them to the
Mexico. It's like there's something that it's

1851
02:15:37.039 --> 02:15:39.479
like seeing a bull or something where
it's like I can't conceptualize a bull outside

1852
02:15:39.479 --> 02:15:46.039
of a setting that's surround. Yes, yes, they're still around. They're

1853
02:15:46.039 --> 02:15:50.720
still around. They're not. Are
they very endangered? They're very endangered.

1854
02:15:50.760 --> 02:15:56.039
But yes, buffalo are still around? Are they buffalo? Yeah? Are

1855
02:15:56.079 --> 02:16:03.000
buffalo around? That's an amazing question. Today bison living. It sounds stupid

1856
02:16:03.000 --> 02:16:09.279
as hell, Yeah, but today
live Yeah? Uh well yeah, is

1857
02:16:09.359 --> 02:16:13.640
that erchange? Because I know because
I've had bison meet several times. I

1858
02:16:13.760 --> 02:16:18.359
just it was like the same.
Bison is a bisexual buffalo. According to

1859
02:16:18.039 --> 02:16:28.640
according to Google, the f out
of here, Get the fun out of

1860
02:16:28.800 --> 02:16:33.040
here. I'm not junking that's what
it says. That's what it says.

1861
02:16:33.840 --> 02:16:39.959
The bison have. The bison have
ear rings. Yeah, the bison had

1862
02:16:39.000 --> 02:16:45.559
the bison the bison have their nails
painted. And that's how you know the

1863
02:16:45.760 --> 02:16:48.600
Uh, Yeah, I don't know. I actually don't know. It's just

1864
02:16:48.600 --> 02:16:52.360
says bison living. I googled our
buffalo around and it's it's just the the

1865
02:16:54.879 --> 02:16:58.280
The Google response was today bison live
in all fifty states. So I assume,

1866
02:16:58.040 --> 02:17:05.280
like I don't buffalo still around up
Currently there are approximately twenty twenty thousand,

1867
02:17:05.399 --> 02:17:11.360
five hundred planes bison in conservation herds
and an additional four hundred and twenty

1868
02:17:11.440 --> 02:17:16.360
thousand in commercial herds. Well,
bison are longer no longer threatened with extinction.

1869
02:17:16.600 --> 02:17:22.280
Oh okay, the species uh faces
other challenges. But so are they?

1870
02:17:22.319 --> 02:17:28.120
Buffalo? Are are bison? Buffalo? We'll see a buffalo bil There's

1871
02:17:28.200 --> 02:17:31.760
a very different when you look at
them. They look very different in a

1872
02:17:31.799 --> 02:17:35.879
way, like say, look at
the bison and the same thing. I'm

1873
02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:39.600
sure, well probably in the state
I mean relative, But if you just

1874
02:17:39.680 --> 02:17:43.200
look at how they look, a
buffalo versus the bison look very different.

1875
02:17:43.239 --> 02:17:50.879
Oh so here, so apparently buffalo
buffalo are native or indigenous to South Asia

1876
02:17:50.319 --> 02:17:56.000
and Africa, so they're not like
bison are found in North America and parts

1877
02:17:56.040 --> 02:18:00.559
of Europe. But it's it's they're
more they're native and in those plays.

1878
02:18:00.600 --> 02:18:03.600
So you're probably more likely to find
wild buffalo and bison there than you are

1879
02:18:03.760 --> 02:18:07.639
here, because I feel like here
is more like I don't know, farms

1880
02:18:07.760 --> 02:18:11.479
or something or conservation stuff. I
don't know, Yeah, I don't know.

1881
02:18:11.600 --> 02:18:15.399
All I know is that I see
bison meat every once in a while

1882
02:18:15.520 --> 02:18:20.799
this grocery store, and I grab
it. Bison bergers del are similar to

1883
02:18:20.920 --> 02:18:28.040
the idea from like Wolves of Coyotes, probably, but that makes sense.

1884
02:18:28.120 --> 02:18:30.120
I can see that. I have
to read into it because I just feel

1885
02:18:30.200 --> 02:18:33.440
like stupid, Like I just I
mean, they're all they're all dogs whatever,

1886
02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:39.399
everything with four legs, everything's a
dog. Everything's dog. Cats aren't

1887
02:18:39.440 --> 02:18:45.319
dogs. Cats, cats are dogs, Cows are dogs, horses are dogs.

1888
02:18:45.360 --> 02:18:48.680
They're all fucking dogs. You you
say that, and I actually I

1889
02:18:48.879 --> 02:18:52.680
put anything that looks adorable. I
put puppy on the end of it.

1890
02:18:52.799 --> 02:19:01.239
So if I see a horse a
horsey puppy. If someone came to me

1891
02:19:01.319 --> 02:19:05.280
and they said, look at the
Horsey. I would kill that person.

1892
02:19:05.040 --> 02:19:15.559
I would kill that Horsey that had
the fucking was it Army's that had the

1893
02:19:15.719 --> 02:19:22.959
Horsey sauce or something? Yeah?
Yeah, that is such a fucking disgusting

1894
02:19:24.520 --> 02:19:28.479
I hate it. I hated so
much. You know, I wasn't I

1895
02:19:28.559 --> 02:19:31.520
wasn't sure if it was I E
or E Y. And that's how I

1896
02:19:31.639 --> 02:19:37.120
found out, because like, I
saw somebody post a meme about it's also

1897
02:19:37.319 --> 02:19:41.280
post the meme about you know that
ragged bone guy that I'm only human or

1898
02:19:41.319 --> 02:19:43.760
whatever. They posted a thing it
was it was it was a vosh meme

1899
02:19:43.840 --> 02:19:48.520
thing or whatever, like oh when
you accidentally have whatever, and it was

1900
02:19:48.760 --> 02:19:52.040
his face over you know that the
guy. And then I was like,

1901
02:19:52.360 --> 02:19:56.040
I wanted to put I'm only Horsey
after all. I wanted to type that

1902
02:19:56.120 --> 02:20:01.319
in, but I was like,
wait, Horsey. And then so the

1903
02:20:01.399 --> 02:20:05.799
auto completion was Horsey sauce. And
it pissed me off, it really did.

1904
02:20:05.920 --> 02:20:07.719
But I was like, Okay,
that's how you smell Horsey for sure,

1905
02:20:07.319 --> 02:20:11.319
and just it just made me think
about it more, like would you

1906
02:20:11.479 --> 02:20:24.000
ever eat anything called Horsey, anything
like Horsey sauce? It's disgusting? Hey,

1907
02:20:24.040 --> 02:20:26.079
babe, could you grab me some
Horsey sauce from the store, like,

1908
02:20:26.719 --> 02:20:28.159
honey, Honey, I know,
I know you're your way home.

1909
02:20:28.159 --> 02:20:31.360
I know what you might have passed
you. Please grab me some Horsey sauce

1910
02:20:33.040 --> 02:20:37.079
before you get this. I'm real
hungry for Horsey. I'm real hungry for

1911
02:20:37.159 --> 02:20:39.559
Horsey right now, like I could
use some Horsey. It's some Horsey.

1912
02:20:39.639 --> 02:20:43.319
Please. No, that's finish.
I want to do something other than talk

1913
02:20:43.319 --> 02:20:48.200
about Horsey sauce. That's good.
A right, all right, Chief chief

1914
02:20:48.280 --> 02:20:52.920
Voice. You're listening to ninety eight
point three Smooth FM, the classiest station

1915
02:20:52.079 --> 02:20:58.440
in DC. Next up. Next
up is Ship in the Woods by mackel

1916
02:20:58.479 --> 02:21:07.000
Moore. Uh three ex no way
inventing a new sect of Islam where you

1917
02:21:07.120 --> 02:21:09.120
get seventy two boys after blowing up
the bathroom, slurp and stroke and smoking

1918
02:21:09.200 --> 02:21:13.120
joking Emoticon's going like this, Drip
and mas Lord of Homeless Trip Joe PESHI

1919
02:21:13.399 --> 02:21:16.520
killing Batman by putting his balls in
advice. Obi, won't you blow me?

1920
02:21:18.120 --> 02:21:26.799
Uh uh? Norwegian Gabe dev No
loving relationship, loving relationship, big

1921
02:21:26.879 --> 02:21:35.440
fucking deals, big deal I got
in my pocket? Do you think we

1922
02:21:35.520 --> 02:21:37.719
care that you're in a love like? Do you really think, like,

1923
02:21:37.520 --> 02:21:39.920
like, who, like, keep
that ship to yourself, bro, Like

1924
02:21:41.680 --> 02:21:46.879
I will care as long as he
keeps paying us money. I don't care,

1925
02:21:46.000 --> 02:21:52.680
man. Whatever, YouTube's algorithm created
a YouTube is agly that created the

1926
02:21:52.760 --> 02:21:56.239
children's mix for the first and the
first for me. In the first song

1927
02:21:56.360 --> 02:22:01.479
was you got a dicking me satorio
gojo Nah, I'd win, Chris is

1928
02:22:01.559 --> 02:22:03.399
old l. I don't know what
that means. I don't know. I

1929
02:22:03.440 --> 02:22:05.440
don't know what I mean this is. And then they're referencing the fact that

1930
02:22:05.440 --> 02:22:09.399
we're talking aboutaisin last time. You
are telling me that it's not popular.

1931
02:22:11.000 --> 02:22:13.200
I never said that. I never
said it wasn't popular. I said it's

1932
02:22:13.239 --> 02:22:16.479
not it's not it's not the most
popular anime. And I never said it

1933
02:22:16.520 --> 02:22:20.200
wasn't popular. I said it's not
the most popular anime. It's one of

1934
02:22:20.280 --> 02:22:26.559
the most definitely, okay, but
it's not the most That was the entire

1935
02:22:26.879 --> 02:22:28.680
crux of the argument. I wasn't
saying that it wasn't popular, certainly that

1936
02:22:28.760 --> 02:22:31.280
it's one of the most popular.
Now, okay, So that's what this

1937
02:22:31.719 --> 02:22:35.399
communication on the play. Yeah,
yeah, because it's like I'm sure it's

1938
02:22:35.440 --> 02:22:37.159
popular, like among anime people,
like I know, like Jalen talks about

1939
02:22:37.159 --> 02:22:39.479
it like I get it, but
like I haven't like come across it in

1940
02:22:39.559 --> 02:22:43.399
the same way that I would.
Like, there's no there's no painting of

1941
02:22:43.840 --> 02:22:46.200
I don't know fucking jiu jitsu tizing
characters outside of a taco stand in Mexico,

1942
02:22:46.879 --> 02:22:48.680
you know what I mean. Like, it's just like it's there's there.

1943
02:22:48.799 --> 02:22:52.600
There might be. Hispanics love animated
bro, It's crazy. I don't

1944
02:22:52.639 --> 02:22:58.680
know why they do. They love
it. If you tell if some guy

1945
02:22:58.840 --> 02:23:01.159
is like Dennis not thus and it's
gonna kill you, like would Goku like

1946
02:23:01.239 --> 02:23:09.280
that? And he'll be like so
stupid? Uh? It does do jiu

1947
02:23:09.360 --> 02:23:15.239
jitsu. Guys don't have anything to
do with actual jiu jitsu, like the

1948
02:23:15.319 --> 02:23:20.360
fighting style. Yes, no,
I will never watch it. I will

1949
02:23:20.479 --> 02:23:22.799
never watch one second of it.
Now, I feel like I feel like

1950
02:23:22.879 --> 02:23:26.360
I never I never thought you would. You know, It's like I never

1951
02:23:26.360 --> 02:23:30.520
I would. I showed you.
I showed you guys a clip of it.

1952
02:23:30.559 --> 02:23:33.840
When we're at last time, I'm
glad I don't remember it. I'm

1953
02:23:33.959 --> 02:23:39.719
very happy I don't remember at all. Good show. I'm not it's called

1954
02:23:39.760 --> 02:23:45.440
jiu jitsu. It'd be like watching
like a box suit boxing bakugan and there's

1955
02:23:45.440 --> 02:23:48.239
no boxing in it. Like I'm
not watching that ship are you talking about?

1956
02:23:48.719 --> 02:23:50.079
That's how I felt about Rocky.
It was like, there's not a

1957
02:23:50.159 --> 02:23:56.639
single rock in that movie, and
I was furious expected whole Rocky in that

1958
02:23:56.760 --> 02:24:01.559
movie. There's no I'm gonna watch. I'm gonna watch all of the movies

1959
02:24:01.639 --> 02:24:07.479
and I'm gonna find the scene where
there's a rock in the wrong. Doesn't

1960
02:24:07.520 --> 02:24:11.959
he go rock skipping in the movie. Maybe he skips rocks and pretre he

1961
02:24:13.040 --> 02:24:20.079
does that. I've never seen a
rock that might be Mandela there. You

1962
02:24:20.120 --> 02:24:26.000
know, I've definitely seen I've definitely
seen the first rock. I know that.

1963
02:24:26.120 --> 02:24:28.360
I don't know if I've seen the
rest of them. I don't know

1964
02:24:28.360 --> 02:24:30.719
if I've seen the rest of them
because I remember the part where was like

1965
02:24:30.760 --> 02:24:35.559
where he he basically like, I
mean, he's kind of he gives off

1966
02:24:35.719 --> 02:24:39.200
very rape energy with with Adrian at
certain parts of that movie, and I'm

1967
02:24:39.239 --> 02:24:41.799
like, I don't it won't leave
her alone. I don't know if because

1968
02:24:43.559 --> 02:24:48.639
he's saying like she's kind of retarded, like Paulie is being like she's kind

1969
02:24:48.680 --> 02:24:54.040
of she's kind of like, you
know, a little slow and he's one

1970
02:24:54.079 --> 02:24:58.799
of but she kind of sounds it. Somebody, get get this off my

1971
02:24:58.000 --> 02:25:09.639
screen. This such a I just
I'm gonna raise your kids. I'm gonna

1972
02:25:09.719 --> 02:25:13.520
raise your kids to bully you.
Yeah, this is gay, bro,

1973
02:25:13.799 --> 02:25:20.000
that's insane. I can actually raise
I mean, I mean, statistically,

1974
02:25:20.079 --> 02:25:30.120
I can. I know about you. Yeah, kids is gonna abandon this

1975
02:25:30.200 --> 02:25:31.360
kid's day one, I promise,
I'm so sure of it. He's gonna

1976
02:25:31.360 --> 02:25:33.879
be like, this is getting in
the way my Didjimon so hard. I

1977
02:25:33.959 --> 02:25:37.079
can't even I can't play my dicha
mind without changing a diaper. I'm sick

1978
02:25:37.120 --> 02:25:41.520
of this. That's I'm not that's
crazy. You think that's crazy. You

1979
02:25:41.559 --> 02:25:45.280
think you have a choice, You
think it's not gonna just happen. At

1980
02:25:45.319 --> 02:25:48.840
some point, it's gonna happen in
Lily. Lily is gonna Lily is gonna,

1981
02:25:48.879 --> 02:25:50.600
let you know, five months in
she's gonna be like, by the

1982
02:25:50.639 --> 02:26:03.520
way tomorrow, tomorrow, And it's
not bees, it's a sawn, it's

1983
02:26:03.600 --> 02:26:07.319
not the bottle of bees. These
times, I'm actually I'm patching. I'm

1984
02:26:07.319 --> 02:26:11.680
actually weirdly good with with kids up
to a point, like there's a point

1985
02:26:11.719 --> 02:26:15.920
where I'm kind of once they're like
eleven, It's like, I don't know,

1986
02:26:16.040 --> 02:26:20.159
I like elbowing them in the face. It's pretty cool. Children adore

1987
02:26:20.280 --> 02:26:22.920
me, and I hate it.
I know whatever, pedophile hate it?

1988
02:26:22.959 --> 02:26:28.760
I hate It'd you go there?
Why did you go there? You weirdo?

1989
02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:33.200
You're fucking creep. This guy is
talking about how much the children love

1990
02:26:33.319 --> 02:26:37.159
him, and he he loves them. He's salivating and going on. In

1991
02:26:37.479 --> 02:26:43.719
fact, said I hate kids.
He said, you said you love kids.

1992
02:26:43.920 --> 02:26:46.159
You said, you said you have
kids so much that you have a

1993
02:26:46.239 --> 02:26:48.799
hard drive dedicated to them. Right, that's what you said, he said,

1994
02:26:48.840 --> 02:26:50.879
Like, I love kids so much, I have a hard drive full

1995
02:26:50.920 --> 02:26:56.280
of that. This freaking pedophile kids
love. Look, I just think it's

1996
02:26:56.319 --> 02:26:58.280
weird. I just think it's weird. Like whenever I go to your house,

1997
02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:01.799
it's so sex. I think it's
weird that whenever I go to your

1998
02:27:01.840 --> 02:27:03.719
house and I open the door,
I come in and you're running into your

1999
02:27:03.799 --> 02:27:07.959
room with a hard drive labeled kids. I think it's weird. I think

2000
02:27:07.000 --> 02:27:11.479
it's weird, Like I don't I
don't know what it's the Mac Miller mixtape.

2001
02:27:11.520 --> 02:27:16.479
Bro, what are you talking about? Like just just like he's got

2002
02:27:16.600 --> 02:27:20.120
kids on his computer. It's like
and it's just it's just a Macmiller mixtape.

2003
02:27:20.840 --> 02:27:26.959
Oh man, holy fun. You
said you said hard drive, So

2004
02:27:26.079 --> 02:27:31.000
I'm sorry. I pictured him like
with a Western digital like a Seagate hard

2005
02:27:31.079 --> 02:27:33.520
drive and it says kids on it. He's running into his room with it.

2006
02:27:33.600 --> 02:27:37.959
It's like, dude, what were
you doing with that? What are

2007
02:27:37.000 --> 02:27:43.120
you doing with before? Like I
feel like that has to happen, like

2008
02:27:43.200 --> 02:27:46.639
like somebody look at this fucking idiot
talking two miles away from the microphone,

2009
02:27:46.959 --> 02:27:50.280
just like it has to be.
There has to be things like that happening,

2010
02:27:50.280 --> 02:27:54.920
where like someone calls the cops or
like like something's going on that's not

2011
02:27:56.319 --> 02:28:00.639
it sounds really terrible, but they
get there and everybody, everybody just like

2012
02:28:00.719 --> 02:28:03.319
this is a good laugh. I
saw I saw a post on Twitter.

2013
02:28:03.920 --> 02:28:07.680
I saw a post on Twitter that
said showed somebody was like I called the

2014
02:28:07.760 --> 02:28:09.959
police or I called the fire department
because I saw a fire burning in an

2015
02:28:09.959 --> 02:28:13.159
apartment and it was just a really
big TV with a Yule log on it.

2016
02:28:15.319 --> 02:28:22.600
That's that's that's when you know you're
too fucking nosy man. Let's me

2017
02:28:22.680 --> 02:28:28.719
know you're too fucking nosy. You're
like, oh, it's yeah, you

2018
02:28:28.840 --> 02:28:33.280
think you're the only if there's a
fire going on? Do you think you're

2019
02:28:33.360 --> 02:28:37.840
the only one who noticed? And
like I have to call the Like I

2020
02:28:37.040 --> 02:28:41.840
like I'm saying, it's just like
at that point, you know, some

2021
02:28:41.000 --> 02:28:48.520
people let me let me. I
tried one time to do the the freeway

2022
02:28:48.559 --> 02:28:52.479
of Favor freeway was kind of smoking, like a patch. It looks like

2023
02:28:52.559 --> 02:28:54.959
somebody threw something on it. I'm
like, Jesus Christ, I'm gonna turned

2024
02:28:54.959 --> 02:28:58.159
into a big fire called the fire
department. Like, yeah, we've gotten

2025
02:28:58.239 --> 02:29:01.040
several notifications, like you know,
appreciate it though, And it's normally oh

2026
02:29:01.079 --> 02:29:05.440
yeah yeah, no ship, no
ship, Derek, no ship. I

2027
02:29:05.520 --> 02:29:09.040
Am not the only person in the
world that passes by this place. Can

2028
02:29:09.079 --> 02:29:13.799
I say something before you move on
to the credits. I don't normally crank

2029
02:29:13.879 --> 02:29:18.319
it to images, but this Jennifer
Love Hewitt Share top thing is doing something.

2030
02:29:20.000 --> 02:29:22.040
It's not bad. It's not it's
not a bad image at all.

2031
02:29:22.200 --> 02:29:28.239
It's anyway image especially it's not amazing, but there's something about it. It's

2032
02:29:28.280 --> 02:29:31.879
like it feels welcoming, is what
it is. It's like I feel safe

2033
02:29:33.040 --> 02:29:39.000
a safe an image in so long, bro, it really has been.

2034
02:29:39.920 --> 02:29:45.239
It feels primitive. It it feels
like start trying to It's feel like trying

2035
02:29:45.280 --> 02:29:54.680
to cook your meat with a fucking
twig and a rock lighter, Like what

2036
02:29:54.920 --> 02:30:00.440
I doing it and shipped. Let's
just finish it, dude. I don't

2037
02:30:00.440 --> 02:30:03.879
know where we even where were at
even? You know, honestly, guys,

2038
02:30:03.040 --> 02:30:05.159
I lost my place and I lost
my place, So I think I

2039
02:30:05.200 --> 02:30:07.639
think it's best. I think it's
best if we just start again, if

2040
02:30:07.639 --> 02:30:13.440
we start from the top. Uh, just read every name in one word.

2041
02:30:15.760 --> 02:30:22.600
What we got to read the name
guys, guys for coming? Yeah,

2042
02:30:22.799 --> 02:30:26.079
all right, driven age, Lord
of homes. We read these read

2043
02:30:26.120 --> 02:30:30.959
these Norwegian game dev Oh yeah,
yeah, I'm gonna steal your bones.

2044
02:30:31.000 --> 02:30:35.159
They were made in a factory,
a bomb factory. I've come so hard.

2045
02:30:35.719 --> 02:30:39.600
It's shot so far, but the
but in the end, and that's

2046
02:30:39.639 --> 02:30:43.719
it. You didn't finish. Come
on like that. I like that he's

2047
02:30:43.040 --> 02:30:50.719
relying on us to finish it.
And I actually think, um, so

2048
02:30:50.360 --> 02:30:56.200
hard, it shot so far,
shot so far. That's good. It

2049
02:30:56.360 --> 02:31:01.799
is good. But I don't know
what I don't know. It's it's like

2050
02:31:01.840 --> 02:31:07.639
the Sopranos find episode and then it
just wants dead. He's gone, hey,

2051
02:31:07.719 --> 02:31:09.920
I'm Tony, I'm dead and that, and then the show is that

2052
02:31:09.000 --> 02:31:18.840
what happening? For no reason?
It didn't It got shot so far in

2053
02:31:18.959 --> 02:31:24.680
the end, it didn't even splatter
I had. I don't even oh,

2054
02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:28.280
that's what it went down his throat, like straight up just didn't even killed

2055
02:31:28.319 --> 02:31:35.319
himself with his own nut brow.
What's happening? One gay? I don't

2056
02:31:35.399 --> 02:31:43.000
know why. I don't know one
gay gay. I don't know why it

2057
02:31:43.040 --> 02:31:50.479
doesn't. It doesn't even matter how
hard it's. It's the same thing the

2058
02:31:50.559 --> 02:31:58.719
rest of that. It's like,
I'm gay. I don't know why.

2059
02:31:58.840 --> 02:32:07.120
It doesn't even matter how hard to
try. Keep that and I am gay.

2060
02:32:07.520 --> 02:32:13.600
Time is a valuable watched by by
Pendulum swings. Let's count down at

2061
02:32:13.600 --> 02:32:16.159
the end of the day of the
clock tip slaph away, I am the

2062
02:32:16.399 --> 02:32:37.440
watch better look at the window fell
apart, be my me on time I

2063
02:32:37.719 --> 02:32:45.680
tried. So it's the regular song. Now it's a regular I like,

2064
02:32:45.840 --> 02:32:48.680
I give it. Interrupt There's something
that I like that I did that interrupts

2065
02:32:48.719 --> 02:32:52.399
Like I am gay. Time is
a valuable thing. Watch it by and

2066
02:32:52.479 --> 02:32:58.399
if every time it's I am gay. If I can find the a cappellas

2067
02:32:58.520 --> 02:33:01.879
of like both of their vocal I'll
chop out the beginning of his parts and

2068
02:33:03.000 --> 02:33:07.920
put I am gay and leave everything
else the rest. I would absolutely do

2069
02:33:09.000 --> 02:33:13.360
that project. That's the thing that's
changed. People are like, that's becoming

2070
02:33:13.399 --> 02:33:16.680
your gay covers. You just insert
I'm gay into it. Then you start

2071
02:33:16.719 --> 02:33:24.440
getting lazy as covers that I like
it. I like it a lot.

2072
02:33:26.239 --> 02:33:31.559
Hell yeah, so watch him.
I don't explain to a guy. I

2073
02:33:31.600 --> 02:33:33.079
don't explain to a guy. I
was in the sauna and he was asking

2074
02:33:33.079 --> 02:33:35.719
me about my tattoos if I knew
anybody, and then we got into a

2075
02:33:35.760 --> 02:33:39.120
conversation I did. I really didn't
want to tell him. I really don't

2076
02:33:39.120 --> 02:33:43.120
want to, Like yeah, so
like what do you do? And I'm

2077
02:33:43.159 --> 02:33:45.559
like, you know, whatever,
this podcast, whatever, what do you

2078
02:33:45.559 --> 02:33:50.040
guys talking about. I was like, you know, and then like it's

2079
02:33:50.120 --> 02:33:52.600
like I was like, fuck,
I don't I don't want to. I

2080
02:33:52.639 --> 02:33:56.399
don't know how this guy feels about
this stuff. And then we got onto

2081
02:33:56.479 --> 02:34:01.000
the things about my He saw my
Instagram could week change Instagram? He's like,

2082
02:34:01.280 --> 02:34:03.239
oh damn you I have so many
views and I'm like, and he's

2083
02:34:03.280 --> 02:34:07.799
like, what do you He didn't
see, he didn't hear anything, and

2084
02:34:07.920 --> 02:34:11.879
I was like a quick disclaimer.
I was like, it's yeah, yeah,

2085
02:34:11.159 --> 02:34:15.920
it's the songs. I just do
parodies of them, you know,

2086
02:34:16.120 --> 02:34:18.559
like just in thirteen year old you
know. I was just trying to soften

2087
02:34:18.639 --> 02:34:22.159
the blow. And I'd be like, he looked at this guy garbage and

2088
02:34:22.559 --> 02:34:26.879
let think about penises, dude,
and people think it's funny. They think

2089
02:34:26.879 --> 02:34:30.959
it's big funny, big p b
big funny. And I'm just like,

2090
02:34:31.000 --> 02:34:33.200
how do I how do I ease
this guy into this without him thinking I'm

2091
02:34:33.239 --> 02:34:41.040
a maniac. I constantly, I
constantly get punsituations with Lilly's family like Kikesley,

2092
02:34:41.079 --> 02:34:46.280
what do you do? Wait?
Getahandois and I'm like, uh,

2093
02:34:46.520 --> 02:35:01.680
uh s podcast uh counts, receivable
accounts payable see uh dundas dundas podcast?

2094
02:35:01.920 --> 02:35:20.680
Uh s I YouTube uh Joe Rogan
Experience someone a lot of the podcasts,

2095
02:35:20.719 --> 02:35:22.920
and it's worse because it's in Spanish. So I have to like, all

2096
02:35:24.040 --> 02:35:26.879
right, I gotta speak Spanish.
I gotta remember what words I have to

2097
02:35:26.920 --> 02:35:30.920
say correctly, and I gotta I
gotta lie them away from the podcast.

2098
02:35:31.479 --> 02:35:37.479
I don't want to. I'm not
fluent. I hate when my family finds

2099
02:35:37.600 --> 02:35:43.200
me online and luckily they find dude, I am embarrassing. That ship is

2100
02:35:43.680 --> 02:35:48.000
because you remember what that guy said
one of our one of our listeners said

2101
02:35:48.040 --> 02:35:50.799
something like, I try to show
my girlfriend our stuff and what did he

2102
02:35:52.639 --> 02:35:56.040
whatever? It was something, yeah, some bullshit whatever we were talking about.

2103
02:35:56.120 --> 02:36:07.399
She thought it was fucking awful.
And that's every episode is is we've

2104
02:36:07.440 --> 02:36:11.920
built, We've built, We've built, We've built a show for such a

2105
02:36:11.959 --> 02:36:16.079
specific type of person, and it's
like, because this is Look, there's

2106
02:36:16.079 --> 02:36:20.040
a lot of podcasts that run like
a very there's a lot of podcasts that

2107
02:36:20.159 --> 02:36:22.040
run a very tight ship, but
they're very scheduled, or you have like

2108
02:36:22.120 --> 02:36:26.280
something that's like you know, Joe
Rogan where he's just got like these high

2109
02:36:26.280 --> 02:36:30.520
profile guests or something. And we
have guessed sometimes but largely what this is.

2110
02:36:30.959 --> 02:36:35.079
This is a bunch of fucking retards
shooting the ship. And the whole

2111
02:36:35.120 --> 02:36:39.000
point is that you feel the whole
point is like the podcast that I I

2112
02:36:39.120 --> 02:36:41.399
gravitated towards most growing up, which
is not very many, but like the

2113
02:36:41.440 --> 02:36:46.360
few that caught my attention were the
ones that felt like you were just kind

2114
02:36:46.360 --> 02:36:50.120
of listening in on like friends having
an authentic fuck around conversation. And that's

2115
02:36:50.159 --> 02:36:52.840
what I want the show to be, you know what I mean. I

2116
02:36:52.879 --> 02:36:54.799
don't want it to be anything else. I don't want to like It's it's

2117
02:36:54.879 --> 02:36:58.879
kind of why the guest episodes are
a little bit like they're very different,

2118
02:36:58.120 --> 02:37:01.520
like generally like or not. Like
some of them are, some of them

2119
02:37:01.520 --> 02:37:03.760
aren't. But like, it's just
it's difficult to have a guest in that

2120
02:37:03.920 --> 02:37:09.760
environment unless they're like very in you
know, they're very up for it.

2121
02:37:09.920 --> 02:37:13.120
Jack was so up for it,
and we've had some other guests who are

2122
02:37:13.159 --> 02:37:16.360
up for it too. Jake was
great in person as well, Zach early

2123
02:37:16.440 --> 02:37:18.079
on, John. Yeah, we've
had some people, but like it's just

2124
02:37:18.200 --> 02:37:22.559
like, yeah, it's just such
a strange. I'm glad people like it,

2125
02:37:22.600 --> 02:37:24.159
and I'm glad the patron like continues
to grow. It's it's kind of

2126
02:37:24.200 --> 02:37:28.200
wild that it does. I'm kind
of shocked. I think it will only

2127
02:37:28.920 --> 02:37:31.879
be honest, I am, yeah, it will only improve once we get

2128
02:37:33.000 --> 02:37:35.680
once we get in person, once
we're in person, it's gonna be like

2129
02:37:35.719 --> 02:37:37.399
a whole I'm so fun I'm really
so excited about about that, Like I

2130
02:37:37.440 --> 02:37:43.879
can't even express like how pumped I
am to have that. I have a

2131
02:37:43.920 --> 02:37:50.440
lot of anxiety, anticipation. Huh, excuse me and Rubin, I wasn't

2132
02:37:50.479 --> 02:37:54.040
sure if you said we should we
should have Dave. We can make fun

2133
02:37:54.079 --> 02:37:58.399
of it, we can make fun
of them A lot for having me on.

2134
02:37:58.639 --> 02:38:09.440
Guys of your gass husband, I'm
super puys your husband, your gay

2135
02:38:09.520 --> 02:38:13.760
husband, your wife. I heard
you stole two babies. I heard you

2136
02:38:13.799 --> 02:38:18.920
stole some babies. You fucking you, sick, fucking bastard. You stole

2137
02:38:18.000 --> 02:38:20.520
babies because you couldn't make it.
You couldn't make any with your jail.

2138
02:38:22.360 --> 02:38:22.920
No I want to no no,
no, no, no no no no

2139
02:38:24.000 --> 02:38:26.760
no I want I don't want to
do that. I want to. I

2140
02:38:26.799 --> 02:38:31.239
don't want to do that. I
want to grift with him. You want

2141
02:38:31.280 --> 02:38:33.040
to? I want to. I
want to be like Dave. I want

2142
02:38:33.079 --> 02:38:37.399
to be Dave. What do you
think big Gay is up to? What

2143
02:38:37.479 --> 02:38:43.120
do you think Big Day is trying
to do well? Big Gay is being

2144
02:38:43.280 --> 02:38:50.000
gay, trying to make all young
gay. Dude, You're dude, You're

2145
02:38:50.040 --> 02:38:54.440
onto something though, because it was
like when when Tim Poole. When I

2146
02:38:54.520 --> 02:38:56.120
tried to, I was like,
oh, he released that stupid song.

2147
02:38:56.159 --> 02:38:58.840
I'll write a song in three days
and it'll be better. Uh. And

2148
02:39:00.040 --> 02:39:03.760
then he got it got relayed.
He didn't realize that I was trying to,

2149
02:39:03.280 --> 02:39:07.000
you know, disrespect him. He
didn't realize that. So what I

2150
02:39:07.079 --> 02:39:11.680
realized all those people over in that
spear probably have no idea that, like,

2151
02:39:11.479 --> 02:39:16.639
we think they're fucking retarded and we
can like reach out to them.

2152
02:39:16.799 --> 02:39:18.200
Hey man, it's been a long
time and heard from me like six fucking

2153
02:39:18.280 --> 02:39:24.000
years. Come on the podcast.
We'll discuss wo mobs and ship. Honestly,

2154
02:39:24.440 --> 02:39:26.200
that's kind of that would be fucking
that would be We really have to

2155
02:39:26.479 --> 02:39:31.479
we really hold on. We really
have to dedicate ourselves to that character.

2156
02:39:31.559 --> 02:39:33.799
Though, is the thing, like
we really have to, like we can't

2157
02:39:33.920 --> 02:39:35.799
we can't let it slip. We
can't let it slip. We have to

2158
02:39:35.920 --> 02:39:41.760
like play the part because they think
about think about all the cliffs that would

2159
02:39:41.799 --> 02:39:46.520
be be taking from it. Oh
man, every time it happens, every

2160
02:39:46.559 --> 02:39:48.719
time someone needs a moment, you
gotta put your hand. We got one

2161
02:39:48.799 --> 02:39:52.920
second and you walk out the room
real quick and you laugh. You gotta

2162
02:39:54.840 --> 02:39:58.840
ten seconds you have ten seconds to
expel all of it in one big bird

2163
02:39:58.680 --> 02:40:07.040
big and then you walk back in, you sit down. Sorry, I

2164
02:40:07.040 --> 02:40:16.760
think I think it could be so
good. Watson is aware? Is aware

2165
02:40:18.040 --> 02:40:24.000
here? Yeah? I think so. I think is Sargon is, But

2166
02:40:24.120 --> 02:40:26.319
I don't know if anybody else is. Really I think I think we like

2167
02:40:26.399 --> 02:40:33.000
I think we could we could get
the quartering on. I think me and

2168
02:40:33.040 --> 02:40:37.079
a quarter have a wild argument about
comic what we know what would hold on

2169
02:40:39.440 --> 02:40:41.120
because we could talk about like not
even just a quartering, but like just

2170
02:40:41.200 --> 02:40:43.879
in general. I feel like we
could be like, yeah, I'm sick

2171
02:40:43.920 --> 02:40:46.159
of these like woke. He's like
the way they're force fitting all this ship

2172
02:40:46.440 --> 02:40:50.079
and it's like now we got black
characters and movies and it's like do we

2173
02:40:50.159 --> 02:40:52.280
really need more black people? Like
do we really need it? And then

2174
02:40:52.360 --> 02:40:56.239
we'll just like go to them into
these totally. I think that would be

2175
02:40:58.040 --> 02:41:03.799
already like they already had this the
idea of fucking with grifters is played,

2176
02:41:05.920 --> 02:41:09.559
just stroking them, just stroking their
ego, making great points and ship and

2177
02:41:09.719 --> 02:41:13.319
then like they we only get like
maybe two before they wanted to want to

2178
02:41:13.360 --> 02:41:18.280
fuck with us anymore. Yeah,
it would be like a situation. It

2179
02:41:18.280 --> 02:41:20.600
would be a very Arragonda situation where
like we could only really do it a

2180
02:41:20.639 --> 02:41:24.760
couple of times before before it got
out. But I think it'd be worth

2181
02:41:26.319 --> 02:41:33.440
special guest, RFK Jr. And
thanks for having me so man to sound

2182
02:41:33.520 --> 02:41:37.200
like that. How much your throw
like the r junior? Please give me

2183
02:41:37.280 --> 02:41:41.000
the approxim amount of cock you swallowed
the gear thing like that? Well,

2184
02:41:41.319 --> 02:41:46.159
it was approximately about two thousand pagenises
before it broke me. So when JF

2185
02:41:46.239 --> 02:41:56.479
case had exploded, where were you
exactly? I was pulling the trig A.

2186
02:41:58.000 --> 02:42:03.280
We get a confession out of Robert. We get an impossible confession on

2187
02:42:03.520 --> 02:42:09.440
our podcast. Podcasts will become legend
and become American history. At that moment,

2188
02:42:09.879 --> 02:42:16.399
we interview the person that killed JFK
by mistake one day, like there's

2189
02:42:16.440 --> 02:42:22.360
some simple chance it was what if
you what if you found out that Robert

2190
02:42:22.440 --> 02:42:24.639
what if we found out that Robert
Kennedy junior? What have we foun out

2191
02:42:24.639 --> 02:42:30.600
that Rober Kennedy junior? We found
out that he's only thirty two, Like

2192
02:42:30.719 --> 02:42:33.120
he's thirty two oldest, Like he's
old that's as old as he is,

2193
02:42:35.319 --> 02:42:41.000
Matt, Robert, I would junior. Why are you like that? That

2194
02:42:41.000 --> 02:42:46.600
would be what happened? What they
do to you? Are you like solid

2195
02:42:46.680 --> 02:43:01.639
sneake? Oh wait wait, I
forgot that we were recording the question or

2196
02:43:01.680 --> 02:43:09.719
not the question. We're finish,
all right, Abby, mine mine,

2197
02:43:09.879 --> 02:43:16.000
mine, peen, peanuts, mine
peanuts, horts painted black too? And

2198
02:43:16.120 --> 02:43:20.079
I say, a man, bud
and I want to painted what wage?

2199
02:43:20.079 --> 02:43:22.559
Slay five eighty three A sad guy
from Michigan? Can I get a dick

2200
02:43:22.639 --> 02:43:26.000
pic with your grace weatpants on and
one without them? Can I also get

2201
02:43:26.000 --> 02:43:30.600
three picks of your dick in any
position? Also the BPENI brothers inmporium a

2202
02:43:30.719 --> 02:43:33.239
black a son? Won't you come
and thrust away? The straight donk Donkerson

2203
02:43:33.399 --> 02:43:35.920
installing a faulty neural link in Chris's
head that plays thunder on repeat. You

2204
02:43:35.959 --> 02:43:39.559
gotta pay the troll sol to get
in the boys whole gaate six shaggy voice

2205
02:43:39.639 --> 02:43:46.639
like zee ink Scoobe. Those were
unarmed civilians. Row raggy oh, raggy

2206
02:43:46.760 --> 02:43:58.239
re he he re he he raggy
re hee he re he raggy Oh oh,

2207
02:43:58.959 --> 02:44:01.079
I got it, I got it? Don't got them good? Are

2208
02:44:01.120 --> 02:44:05.440
getting cramp for a second from kicked
it out though it's crazy move. I

2209
02:44:05.520 --> 02:44:09.479
moved my leg backwards and then something
went pop and I was like, oh,

2210
02:44:09.520 --> 02:44:13.559
and I kicked my leg for it's
crazy. I've never had a I've

2211
02:44:13.600 --> 02:44:16.440
never had a cramp in my life. Taken the back. So you know

2212
02:44:16.479 --> 02:44:20.239
what I've been doing. I've been
doing. I've been doing kettlebell letters just

2213
02:44:20.319 --> 02:44:22.319
to try to get my lungs in
my like my my like my lower back

2214
02:44:22.399 --> 02:44:28.399
stronger is doing like kettlebell stuff.
And dude, that ship fucks you up

2215
02:44:28.840 --> 02:44:33.680
so bad, but you feel so
good after a little while, better than

2216
02:44:33.280 --> 02:44:37.920
you know, what's better than that, what works better than that getting fucked

2217
02:44:37.959 --> 02:44:43.079
in the ass. It's true.
Yeah, it's a good workout. I

2218
02:44:43.159 --> 02:44:48.040
hear, keep it, keep it. I think I think cramps are I

2219
02:44:48.079 --> 02:44:52.760
think cramps aren't real, and I
think it's a big I think cramps aren't

2220
02:44:52.799 --> 02:44:58.479
real, and I think it's a
setup by Big Cramp to convince everybody it's

2221
02:44:58.559 --> 02:45:03.520
actually not Big Cramp. It's big
Water. They want to drink more water

2222
02:45:03.079 --> 02:45:11.319
than water. I'm big water.
You don't need to drink water. Guy,

2223
02:45:11.440 --> 02:45:18.520
big water. I'm big water.
He shows up and starts causing problem.

2224
02:45:18.959 --> 02:45:22.239
I've convinced you to pay for something
that falls for free from the sky.

2225
02:45:22.440 --> 02:45:28.520
How do you like that from?
It's true, he's stark. You

2226
02:45:28.600 --> 02:45:33.159
can't collect brainwater in some states.
It's true. God damn big water,

2227
02:45:33.760 --> 02:45:37.680
big water, illegal action. So
we could, guys, I have to

2228
02:45:37.879 --> 02:45:46.159
piss. Just call Lily in there, Jamie, Is that true? Yeah?

2229
02:45:46.520 --> 02:45:50.440
Whatever, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, pull up that photo of that?

2230
02:45:52.520 --> 02:45:56.760
Jamie, pull up that photo that
that that? Jamie? Can you

2231
02:45:56.799 --> 02:46:03.040
pull up a photo of delicious piss? Jammy? So many pictures, joke,

2232
02:46:03.879 --> 02:46:07.520
diligiously, jo No, not that
one, not that one. Do

2233
02:46:07.639 --> 02:46:11.840
the one. It should be like
third image should be the third image down

2234
02:46:11.920 --> 02:46:15.920
on the second page. Yeah,
there we go. That's it, the

2235
02:46:16.000 --> 02:46:20.840
frosty one. There's a picture of
some there's a picture of piss on the

2236
02:46:20.959 --> 02:46:30.760
sidewalk and him and Jami. Your
salam you know, isn't break polaroid of

2237
02:46:31.159 --> 02:46:39.440
piss going crazy. Their mouths are
watering, they're not blinking. Donating children

2238
02:46:39.520 --> 02:46:41.399
to underprivileged human traffickers. Mission failed. We'll get him next time. Could

2239
02:46:41.399 --> 02:46:43.559
you please? Could you guys make
gorilla noises for me? I need them

2240
02:46:43.559 --> 02:46:48.079
from my D and D campaign.
Ah help fuck and evil lesbian Home Alone

2241
02:46:48.120 --> 02:46:52.280
six Enter the Homo Verse. Chris
is a secret piss drinker. A ship's

2242
02:46:52.319 --> 02:46:54.799
so nice, I had it twice. John Strickland Uncle Ben's Converted Rice Marks

2243
02:46:54.840 --> 02:46:58.440
eighteen eighty nine. Can't stop,
Won't stop, jelk until my helmet pops.

2244
02:47:00.040 --> 02:47:01.879
The first starch of Key David presents
pist drinkers versus the Yahoo you Who's

2245
02:47:01.959 --> 02:47:07.040
or the y who yaho's. The
musical second shots of Key David featuring being

2246
02:47:07.079 --> 02:47:09.600
better than the first arch of Keith
David pre Roz Blake eight nine six Logan

2247
02:47:09.639 --> 02:47:13.319
Paul has the ww has logan.
Paul has been the w W Champion for

2248
02:47:13.399 --> 02:47:16.040
over niney days and it has defended
it fucking once. Everybody gay, fuck

2249
02:47:16.079 --> 02:47:20.280
your buddy gay, Everybody fuck your
buddy's ass. Fucking mandonit getting shot in

2250
02:47:20.319 --> 02:47:24.360
the face for mispronouncing that one African
country Little Dishrag lost my job at Coles

2251
02:47:24.360 --> 02:47:26.200
because they caught me playing with the
Manquins boobs. I last, you know

2252
02:47:26.239 --> 02:47:30.600
what I feel. Trash Texas Stato
Salad one one seven three four six seven

2253
02:47:30.639 --> 02:47:35.520
three uh two one four six,
Charlie three two seven eight nine seven seven

2254
02:47:35.639 --> 02:47:45.639
six Cox ramming everyone cops. Yeah, it's like someone's social security number,

2255
02:47:46.719 --> 02:47:54.120
Cox, Cox ramming everything around me. Cream in that bussy, come in

2256
02:47:54.200 --> 02:47:56.760
your face, all right, Sue
Hulk, tak on my ass. Here

2257
02:47:56.760 --> 02:48:00.159
as Nicky Ziggy, the cream in
your sister's pie. Wicked and I know

2258
02:48:00.239 --> 02:48:03.600
nine Jackson DuPont badly brave hugger,
Derek duck Count the vegan necromancer, I

2259
02:48:03.639 --> 02:48:07.639
got consent, Etherian Prgerian hunter,
Brogerian punter. I mean Melphus won the

2260
02:48:07.719 --> 02:48:11.680
angriest crowd, enjoying the view from
the daily Plause on the sixth floor.

2261
02:48:11.719 --> 02:48:18.000
And rounding out our list is the
notorious King of pap Hazard. Is this

2262
02:48:18.120 --> 02:48:22.920
the longest tangent? This? Is
this the longest credits that we've had.

2263
02:48:24.319 --> 02:48:30.680
Probably we saw the credits at an
hour something. I think, no way,

2264
02:48:30.959 --> 02:48:33.440
this one we got out of hand. This one really got out of

2265
02:48:33.760 --> 02:48:37.239
think I'll clock it, but this
is definitely it's so long that I I

2266
02:48:37.479 --> 02:48:41.000
felt like it was never gonna end. Actually, yeah, I really I

2267
02:48:41.040 --> 02:48:43.959
don't think. I think. I
think this is well, this purgatory.

2268
02:48:46.200 --> 02:48:52.600
Either do better or keep doing this, And that's what I think. Some

2269
02:48:52.760 --> 02:48:56.040
episodes, some episodes are gonna go
along. Some episodes are gonna go short.

2270
02:48:56.079 --> 02:48:56.600
It'll be like a treat. It
will be like a little bit like

2271
02:48:56.680 --> 02:49:00.319
sometimes. Look man, it'll be
like a good little surprise for people.

2272
02:49:00.360 --> 02:49:03.600
It's like people love it. People. I do notice that people love it

2273
02:49:03.639 --> 02:49:05.120
when they're like, you know it's
going to be a banger episode when the

2274
02:49:05.200 --> 02:49:11.079
credits start and there's an hour left. People love that ship. So,

2275
02:49:11.600 --> 02:49:20.040
so what I want to I want
to make this one particular absurd. There's

2276
02:49:20.079 --> 02:49:22.399
so many as stuff that I don't
even know. I was like, what

2277
02:49:22.559 --> 02:49:26.639
could I possibly name this episode?
Like, there's so much ship happened that

2278
02:49:26.680 --> 02:49:33.959
I could That's right, Yeah,
we'll just name it ud be it's legs

2279
02:49:33.000 --> 02:49:43.719
open, but someone's pool of water
coming off. The name it. Name

2280
02:49:43.760 --> 02:49:50.959
it square scorting there, I mean
that is actually clean. It doesn't actually

2281
02:49:50.520 --> 02:49:56.120
it doesn't have to be dirty.
Naming it squore compilation. It'll be like

2282
02:49:56.360 --> 02:50:00.360
put the picture of the little turtle
from Finding Nemo. Yes you're the name

2283
02:50:00.399 --> 02:50:09.879
squirt or something. That's his name
is, oh gotchat turtle from Yeah,

2284
02:50:09.879 --> 02:50:13.959
the thumbnail the thumbnail could be the
turtle that that baby turtle. Uh,

2285
02:50:15.280 --> 02:50:20.159
and then but it's like a million
of him. It's like like a bunch

2286
02:50:20.239 --> 02:50:24.639
of him because it's a it's a
squirt compilation. I don't know whatever,

2287
02:50:24.680 --> 02:50:28.440
we'll figure out squirrel with the cool
shades. You remember that, I remember

2288
02:50:28.520 --> 02:50:33.360
from the Indigo League. Yeah,
the squirrel squad. That's it. Damn

2289
02:50:33.600 --> 02:50:37.120
I forgot they have a squirting squad. I like that. That's pretty good.

2290
02:50:37.200 --> 02:50:43.719
The squirting squad, you goddamn,
Oh my god. And Hathaway dead

2291
02:50:43.920 --> 02:50:54.280
and Hathway dead. It twelve,
the she's twelve the age that died.

2292
02:50:54.159 --> 02:50:58.559
Yeah, would that be a butt
situation? Like like Benjamin Button dead it

2293
02:50:58.680 --> 02:51:09.760
too? He lived a long life. One second before we go? Is

2294
02:51:09.879 --> 02:51:15.479
Benjamin Button the stupidest fucking concept for
a movie of all time? Like when

2295
02:51:15.520 --> 02:51:18.079
you think about it, like,
what do you actually think about it?

2296
02:51:18.239 --> 02:51:20.879
Is that not this? Like it
sounds like something that was thought of on

2297
02:51:20.079 --> 02:51:24.760
this and you would immediately just be
like, shut the fuck up. A

2298
02:51:24.920 --> 02:51:28.840
baby What if a baby was bored
old and then it got as it got

2299
02:51:28.920 --> 02:51:31.600
older, it gets younger, and
then it goes to a baby and dies,

2300
02:51:31.920 --> 02:51:35.879
Like what if that's how it works? Wouldn't that be crazy? You

2301
02:51:37.040 --> 02:51:39.799
literally would like there would be a
pause of like, that's the stupidest thing

2302
02:51:39.840 --> 02:51:46.000
ever heard of and you would move
on. But does did his get stronger

2303
02:51:46.120 --> 02:51:52.079
as he got older or did they
get weaker as he got older? There's

2304
02:51:52.079 --> 02:51:54.680
a middle he was getting younger as
he's getting older, So like, what

2305
02:51:54.760 --> 02:51:56.440
do you even mean by that question? You know what I mean? Like,

2306
02:51:56.479 --> 02:51:58.159
which what older are we talking about? As you grow older, touch

2307
02:51:58.200 --> 02:52:01.600
there and put your bone to get
stronger. Right, that's not true.

2308
02:52:03.239 --> 02:52:11.159
My bones have been points they get
stronger, calling man straight. But then

2309
02:52:11.280 --> 02:52:15.840
as you get but he's already so
is he bored old frail bones or like,

2310
02:52:16.120 --> 02:52:20.159
so he's all fucked up? Or
is it malleable kid bones that can

2311
02:52:20.239 --> 02:52:24.239
go into strong bone? Like at
what point is he his most powerful at

2312
02:52:24.760 --> 02:52:30.159
twenty five or the middle seventy six? You know, look, here's yeah

2313
02:52:30.239 --> 02:52:33.680
forty eight, forty eight, forty
eight, forty eight strong at shit strong?

2314
02:52:35.200 --> 02:52:39.079
Fuck you for Benjamin. Benjamin Button
is like a movie that came out

2315
02:52:39.120 --> 02:52:41.559
too late, because I feel like
it's like one of those movies like it's

2316
02:52:41.559 --> 02:52:45.319
an absurd premise, but I think
it would have fit in the era of

2317
02:52:45.399 --> 02:52:46.600
like Edwards Scissorhands, you know what
I mean, where it's like, yeah,

2318
02:52:46.600 --> 02:52:48.760
what if there was a guy with
scissors for hands, and it's just

2319
02:52:48.840 --> 02:52:54.079
like, that's fucking stupid. Sure, let's do it him burn handling.

2320
02:52:54.399 --> 02:52:58.200
Benjamin Button would have been goaded.
That would on the ceiling. It's like

2321
02:52:58.239 --> 02:53:09.760
that, I'm a baby, but
I'm old. That's that's all movie.

2322
02:53:09.799 --> 02:53:15.440
It's just wacky. It's just like
it'll be it'll be fun. Everyone's like

2323
02:53:16.559 --> 02:53:20.040
and it's it's Johnny Depp and Michael
Keaton so together. And that's that's the

2324
02:53:20.239 --> 02:53:24.840
that's that's I'm leaving now. You
got to continue this episode. I'm out

2325
02:53:24.840 --> 02:53:30.120
of here. This has been as
here. We'll see you guys next time.

2326
02:53:30.239 --> 02:53:31.440
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support on Patreon. All that stuff

2327
02:53:31.440 --> 02:53:35.399
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2328
02:53:35.440 --> 02:53:37.600
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