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I did everything right, and 10 00:00:57.320 --> 00:01:00.439 they lacked me in the sarcophagus with the Night Mother. I don't know what 11 00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:07.680 I I tell you. I've served the Dark Brotherhood for years. I would 12 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:11.920 I would love to fight Cicero in real life. I would love to No 13 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:15.879 weapons, no nothing. This me versus Cicero. One person leaves the room 14 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.640 alive. If he kills me, I'll take. If he kills what you 15 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:23.319 probably will, I'll take the kill, But if I killed Cicero, I 16 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:27.280 would be enlighten. I would a glowing being would come out the room after 17 00:01:27.319 --> 00:01:30.519 I killed him. You know what's what's really crazy about Skyrim to me is 18 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:33.799 that, like Skyrim, I've played this shit out of sky Rim on three 19 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:37.079 sixty in twenty eleven, you know what I mean, Like when it when 20 00:01:37.120 --> 00:01:40.439 it came out, I put I must have put like fucking eighty hours into 21 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:46.159 it, and then I just sort of stopped, and then I lost that 22 00:01:46.280 --> 00:01:49.680 character. And by the time the remake came out or not remake, but 23 00:01:49.719 --> 00:01:53.799 like the remaster or Skyrim like Ultimate Edition came out on in twenty sixteen or 24 00:01:53.799 --> 00:01:57.280 whatever, I couldn't bring myself to play it because I still remembered a lot 25 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:00.799 about like my original character there, Like I remember the blades that I had. 26 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:04.879 I remembered like the mask and the armor that I had, so I 27 00:02:04.920 --> 00:02:07.319 never really I didn't get into it. Then at this point, I think 28 00:02:07.360 --> 00:02:10.319 I've forgotten enough about it. I forgot who the fux this row was even 29 00:02:10.479 --> 00:02:15.400 entirely, so I probably could replace Skyrom and actually enjoy it. Like that's 30 00:02:15.439 --> 00:02:17.719 just is gone. It's out of my memory. I remember that game waits. 31 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:22.960 I remember that game way too well, Like way I remember the first 32 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:27.439 I remember the first two hours of that came really really well. I like, 33 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:30.599 like the first two hours of that game, you're finally yeah, like 34 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:37.120 the was it the memed to Death carriage intro and then and uh and then 35 00:02:37.960 --> 00:02:40.879 going up to that keep where like there's that one guy with his treasure box 36 00:02:40.919 --> 00:02:45.680 and like that really thin tower that's like half dilapidated. I just I remember 37 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:49.960 it like really really vividly. But everything after that's gone, like I don't 38 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:58.680 remember fucking anything. Well, it's time you should just finally just now. 39 00:02:58.759 --> 00:03:00.680 See like me and my friend, we would fucking just grind to her op 40 00:03:00.960 --> 00:03:06.400 and then we can like just whoop anyone's ass like so easily, Like my 41 00:03:06.560 --> 00:03:10.680 friend like on three sixty he fucking nothing, no, no, gauntless nothing 42 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:24.439 he punched. Uh fucking I'll do. Win to death are so ridiculous. 43 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:29.159 Yeah, there's just there's so there's I put like seventy five hours in the 44 00:03:29.159 --> 00:03:30.400 starfield already, and like I think, once I'm done with it, I 45 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:32.800 think I might go back to I think I might try Sky again. He 46 00:03:32.840 --> 00:03:38.759 definitely should might work. I might work my way back back because I never 47 00:03:38.879 --> 00:03:43.800 I never played I played Fall three kind of recently, actually, but but 48 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:47.159 I want to play I've never played Oblivion. Don't do it. You know 49 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:53.919 it's fun, but it's very old. You're not even are not going to 50 00:03:54.120 --> 00:03:59.800 enjoy it. Listen, keep in mind that I went back to fucking co 51 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:03.039 Tour and liked it. That is true, and only and only stopped because 52 00:04:03.120 --> 00:04:09.240 I ran into a game I bogged that broke the game entirely and a lot 53 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:15.439 of bugs. Oh stop the game period. I got like a couple of 54 00:04:15.479 --> 00:04:18.160 hours into Oblivion, and then I was actually like I'm not sure what I 55 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:23.800 was supposed to do, and that that actually got a little throw me off 56 00:04:23.800 --> 00:04:27.040 where I was like, wait, I'm actually not one like I'm going in 57 00:04:27.079 --> 00:04:30.759 my the index or whatever, and I'm like, what am I? And 58 00:04:30.800 --> 00:04:34.319 then I just kind of turned it off. I was like, I love 59 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:41.040 the idea of you being defeated by just sheer confusion. I could have thought 60 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:44.480 it was a little bit more time just thinking, but I didn't want to 61 00:04:44.519 --> 00:04:46.720 because it's not a new fucking game. But yeah, really really really put 62 00:04:46.759 --> 00:04:50.639 that, really put that into perspective though about like the world that you that 63 00:04:50.720 --> 00:04:54.759 your character lives in like your character is like the hero of this world, 64 00:04:54.800 --> 00:04:58.319 and then like everybody, they just disappears because he just got two cones. 65 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.079 He's just gone. It's like, what happened to the hero of What happened 66 00:05:02.079 --> 00:05:06.600 to the hero of fucking wherever this place is? Fuck everyone in the ass 67 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:11.160 now, it's like he got he got fucking confused and fucked off. It's 68 00:05:11.199 --> 00:05:17.800 insane oblivion the worse too. So that's so brutal because you're literally fighting day 69 00:05:18.319 --> 00:05:25.800 everywhere. That imagine I'll just leave it. I might or might not. 70 00:05:25.920 --> 00:05:28.759 I own it. I like I have it, yeah, chopping on whenever. 71 00:05:29.079 --> 00:05:31.439 Just same thing with marrow Win. It's like, Okay, I have 72 00:05:31.560 --> 00:05:34.360 it, but there's no there's no way. There's there's no chance in hell, 73 00:05:34.720 --> 00:05:38.680 Like marrow Wind is too far, Like that's like, no way, 74 00:05:38.800 --> 00:05:41.480 no chance in hell? Am I going back to Morrow? Is playing Moro 75 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:46.240 Wind in twenty twenty? Dude, I know people. I know people fucking 76 00:05:46.279 --> 00:05:49.319 swear. I know people who fucking swear by Morrowind And it's like that is 77 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:55.439 the most like nostalgia lens ever ever. When people say, man it still 78 00:05:55.439 --> 00:06:00.720 holds up, I'm like, he fucking lying you're you're so lying. I 79 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:05.160 can't like going back and playing like going back and playing coultor you can have 80 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:09.279 some fun with it. But if you were to say that all this ship 81 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:12.759 still holds up as far as like the mechanics and everything, you're just lying. 82 00:06:13.480 --> 00:06:15.720 You can just say, oh, it's a good story, great story. 83 00:06:15.839 --> 00:06:17.959 It is. It's kind of like sucking playing Balder's Gate, where seeing 84 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:21.920 the you and other people talk about the combat where they're like, it's it's 85 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:26.240 too hard for them too not hard, but it's it's too much for them 86 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:30.160 to get into, and but the other aspects of it are great, And 87 00:06:30.279 --> 00:06:31.839 yeah, I told it. It's like, yeah, I get it. 88 00:06:32.000 --> 00:06:36.639 I mean Gate combat or sort of sort of. No, No, that's 89 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:42.240 original. I mean because the comb is just like Dragon Age. Yeah, 90 00:06:44.000 --> 00:06:49.120 mine, because I'm because culture, the way you build your character is exactly 91 00:06:49.199 --> 00:06:55.160 the same as Balder's Gate. Because that's because of the because of DNDS Old 92 00:06:55.959 --> 00:07:00.240 cultris is the old SR files that D and D use have of right, 93 00:07:00.360 --> 00:07:03.639 Yeah, the only difference is in coaching, you're not waiting for forty minutes 94 00:07:03.680 --> 00:07:08.839 while forty goblins take a really slow turn walking towards you. No, you're 95 00:07:09.120 --> 00:07:13.040 you're just swinging and clashing swords for twenty five minutes and then you're like, 96 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:18.040 up, I hit him still half time, I still. I don't know. 97 00:07:18.040 --> 00:07:21.360 There's something about it that I just like it where especially nothing I can 98 00:07:21.439 --> 00:07:25.000 go and go take a piss real quick. I'm like, ah shit, 99 00:07:25.079 --> 00:07:28.360 I'll just set my fucking I'll just set I'll set the stage and then fucking 100 00:07:28.439 --> 00:07:30.839 then then I'll just go take a piss and then you know, and then 101 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:36.240 come back and you're like, oh no. Sometimes sometimes you fuck up and 102 00:07:38.279 --> 00:07:42.279 you you get killed because you were too arrogant to like I got this. 103 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:46.720 And it's that it's it really is that advantage system, man, that advantage 104 00:07:46.720 --> 00:07:48.000 system, Like really, I just I get it's part of D and D, 105 00:07:48.160 --> 00:07:53.120 but like I really I hate it's super simple. But you have if 106 00:07:53.160 --> 00:07:56.199 you don't play Duns and Dragons, I understanding can confuse you. For me, 107 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:58.680 it's it's something. It's confusing. It's just that it's it's it's it's 108 00:07:58.759 --> 00:08:01.439 like annoying to do because like when I play like a turn based game, 109 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:03.800 I can understand turn based games like that's entirely fine. I can play tactic 110 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:07.360 games and all sorts where it's like, okay, turn, turn, turn 111 00:08:07.439 --> 00:08:09.160 my turn. No, No, it's not. It's like the same because 112 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:13.920 you have to you have to be even more strategic wards like do you want 113 00:08:13.959 --> 00:08:20.439 to sacrifice your entire turn for moving or setting something up or versus a regular 114 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:26.319 traditional turn based game, you're just doing moves. Even well even in tactic 115 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:30.360 cham no, and in tactics games you do set things up. But the 116 00:08:30.399 --> 00:08:35.399 difference is like there's no weird arbitrary advantage system that's deciding at some random level 117 00:08:35.799 --> 00:08:37.960 who on your team decides to go and who doesn't. Well, that's all 118 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:43.559 about the yeah, right, but that's what I'm talking about. That's what 119 00:08:43.559 --> 00:08:45.440 I'm talking about. It's initiative. It's all D and D stuff, and 120 00:08:45.440 --> 00:08:50.200 I'm like, ah, I don't know this is this it's it's it's just 121 00:08:50.279 --> 00:08:52.200 when I get into a new fight, when I when I get it's not 122 00:08:52.279 --> 00:08:54.080 about it being simple. It's about it being like like the worst. It 123 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:58.000 would be like if in chess, like I could go twice and then you 124 00:08:58.120 --> 00:09:03.039 could go four times, but then the next time it's different. It's why 125 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:05.240 what are you doing? Pieces have some things it's so dumb, like in 126 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.080 chess, how a rook can move across the battlefield and a pond can't. 127 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.360 Things do different because the rook, because in Balder's Gate, the rook moves 128 00:09:13.399 --> 00:09:18.360 differently every single time and ever and every one has depending on what it's fighting, 129 00:09:20.000 --> 00:09:24.399 depending on what happens. What happens in Balder's Gate right, because it's 130 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.759 literally the same as then it's a Dragon's fivy. What happens is certain classes 131 00:09:26.799 --> 00:09:31.240 have abilities to move further and faster than others. The rogue, the ranger, 132 00:09:31.440 --> 00:09:35.080 and the barbarian. The ones that can do that, they're the ones 133 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:39.639 that can always do shit like that. Advantage. It varies like advantage if 134 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:41.960 someone's knocked down certain people, Like if you have a wolf on your team, 135 00:09:43.039 --> 00:09:46.519 the wolf gets advantaged one of your people's near it. All it takes 136 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:50.159 is just reading. The thing that's confusing is like the hitting. My ratio 137 00:09:50.240 --> 00:09:52.759 was to be like air quotes real life, where like, no matter how 138 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.639 good you are swinging a sword, something that happened, you can suck up. 139 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:58.480 That ship's annoying as fuck. I get it. It's really particularly in 140 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:03.720 the beginning that shit's infuriating. Towards the time where you get this at two, 141 00:10:03.080 --> 00:10:07.360 I don't really miss attacks anymore. I kind of just always hit people 142 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:09.559 and I always do fresh ship to them after I hit him. Like I 143 00:10:09.639 --> 00:10:13.799 had this this arrow that post people off of high ledges, so I shot 144 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:16.919 this arrow at some guy. The guy hit another guy and they both fell 145 00:10:16.960 --> 00:10:20.039 off. The legend died and I was like, damn, I didn't even 146 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:24.480 slow it up. That was just bullshit. But it's it's just meeting. 147 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:26.720 It's just like, oh, well this does this. It's not about reading. 148 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:28.759 I just I just don't like getting into a combat thing. And then 149 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:31.279 shadow Heart can go, and then like fifteen enemies can go, and then 150 00:10:31.360 --> 00:10:35.320 my other two guys can go. It's like, now I don't I don't 151 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:39.440 respect this at all. I hate this design entirely. I do like say 152 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:43.519 the arts that I play, when you when you're it's like knowing the and 153 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:48.720 and like what I was referring to before that like, uh, you kind 154 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:54.159 of know what you're getting yourself into with if you know the game enough, 155 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:56.159 like say, for example, like a term base that I play, you 156 00:10:56.279 --> 00:11:01.000 know exactly where your speeds are and then so you know which order your people 157 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.200 are going in every single time, and there's nothing ever different. I don't 158 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:05.879 mind there being like what you guys say, I understand, Like I personally 159 00:11:05.879 --> 00:11:09.799 don't mind that. What I'm talking about is in a traditional like you said, 160 00:11:09.799 --> 00:11:13.519 you're setting things up, you can skip turns, but you can always 161 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:20.320 just attack, defend whatever it is. Sometimes, depending on how far the 162 00:11:20.480 --> 00:11:24.519 enemy is, you may just only need to sacrifice your turn by advancing. 163 00:11:26.159 --> 00:11:30.799 And that's the major difference between a traditional RPG and that where you are already 164 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:33.080 at the battle. You're already the battle has commenced, You're already there. 165 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:37.240 There's no traveling, there's no traversing, there's just the just the combat that's 166 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:41.519 there. That's the thing that work. Especially sometimes environment do you guys spoiler 167 00:11:43.679 --> 00:11:50.440 uh for Sweeney, did you uh rescue of everything? Did you rescue my 168 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:56.919 raven guard or whatever her name is from the yet? Oh? Like, 169 00:11:58.159 --> 00:12:00.960 oh, well, there's this, there's a you know, it's just when 170 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:03.600 you're when you're racing against environments that should annoys the fuck out of me. 171 00:12:05.519 --> 00:12:07.879 I'm like, like, you know, you know, and act one with 172 00:12:07.000 --> 00:12:13.279 the with the gift Yankee crush ye spoiler alert, where what are we doing? 173 00:12:13.080 --> 00:12:16.679 Running? And you have to like get out of the building before it 174 00:12:16.960 --> 00:12:20.399 falls that part is like it's annoying because like, oh, my character is 175 00:12:20.440 --> 00:12:24.240 not going for some reason. My main character, who is a ranger fucking 176 00:12:24.879 --> 00:12:28.320 rogue was not going, and I was like, yo, this is really 177 00:12:28.399 --> 00:12:33.320 bad because he's the I could dash a movement like triple everybody else's speed, 178 00:12:33.399 --> 00:12:39.799 but I just couldn't move. Let's just say, can you set up can 179 00:12:39.879 --> 00:12:43.039 you set up Overwatch in in ball this yet? Probably? Yeah? I 180 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.360 think? So? What do you mean? Probably? Probably? Now do 181 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:48.679 you understand what I'm what I mean by that? Like I'm not saying like 182 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:52.440 the game. I'm saying, like the mechanic, the tactic, like I'll 183 00:12:52.440 --> 00:12:56.120 see what I don't see? Why not? I haven't seen it in any 184 00:12:56.159 --> 00:12:58.639 of any of my characters at all? What do you mean? Blew my 185 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:00.960 mind? I was like, watch, wait do you that? So? 186 00:13:01.039 --> 00:13:05.200 Over Watch? Overwatch in a tactics in a tactics environment, which is kind 187 00:13:05.200 --> 00:13:09.320 of what Baltersgate tries to be, or I think probably succeeds at in a 188 00:13:09.360 --> 00:13:11.919 lot of ways. Is in its combat anyway, It's a tactics based game 189 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.600 in the sense that it's like it's it's like isometric, it's like turn based 190 00:13:16.639 --> 00:13:20.000 and all that stuff Overwatch is you set up a character to kind of have 191 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:26.840 this cone of attack for a certain distance so that when other enemies cross it, 192 00:13:28.039 --> 00:13:31.919 they kind of automatically launch into an attack mode, like if you cross 193 00:13:33.000 --> 00:13:35.240 that field of the opportunity of attack, Like if someone that's what opportunity of 194 00:13:35.279 --> 00:13:39.600 attack is if someone passes a certain range. Let's say, if you have 195 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:41.799 like a grave or a sword, you hit them as they come, or 196 00:13:41.840 --> 00:13:43.559 if you have like an arrow, or if you have like an arrow, 197 00:13:43.559 --> 00:13:46.799 and you're like like you have you set up, you set up, you 198 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:48.399 set you set up a guy. You set up a guy to like look 199 00:13:48.480 --> 00:13:52.879 want to look after a corridor, and if an enemy goes in, that's 200 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:56.480 crazy. And the way that you kind of do that is like say there 201 00:13:56.519 --> 00:14:01.039 are some stationary uh not stationary, that's the wrong thing I'm saying. There 202 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:05.840 are things like your your wall of fire or something where so they say if 203 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:09.559 they're in a specific threshold that they're going to get damaged, or like say 204 00:14:09.639 --> 00:14:13.879 there's the there's the fireball that you can have in a certain vicinity, so 205 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.399 then when it's if somebody's around there, then you go and suck them up 206 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:18.960 with it or something that that ball that's on fire, not the actual fire. 207 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.200 I call it the flaming spirit. There you go. Like, so 208 00:14:22.399 --> 00:14:26.720 there's things like that, I would say, but not too perfectly. The 209 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:31.159 only time is if you if you cross somebody and from behind and then they 210 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:35.200 try to just you know, take a swipe at you, because like I 211 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:39.200 don't know, if you've ever advanced, if you've ever tried to move backwards 212 00:14:39.600 --> 00:14:41.960 when you were in front of somebody, then they'll immediately try to take a 213 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:46.919 swipe at you. Yeah, yeah, dude, I had this is this 214 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:52.240 is not spoiler, but like, dude, this is escaping something like we're 215 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:56.799 talking about environmental escaping or something, and there are other people that are actually 216 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.639 on your your helping you, or they're like kind of neutral or whatever, 217 00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:07.879 and they're just stupid and I'm like, I need them to climb this ladder 218 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:11.960 so we can escape, and then motherfucker's like won't do it, and I've 219 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:18.279 I don't know if you've had I've restarted the game like i've I've I've saved, 220 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:22.399 and I'm like, you stupid bitch, you wasted a fucking turn, 221 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:26.679 and then I had to restart it so I wouldn't waste them. The fact 222 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:28.279 the only problem I had problem with the Mother's game for this is like my 223 00:15:28.399 --> 00:15:33.919 only actual granper that for real, when you have to save characters that you 224 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:39.360 can't control in that game, it is the worst thing. That is the 225 00:15:39.639 --> 00:15:45.039 only time I'm like, this game is stupid. This is I hate this 226 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:50.840 motherfucker. Why would you run toward the harpies Why you're a little boy. 227 00:15:50.399 --> 00:15:56.080 You can't fight them, and that's it. Yeah, that's that's the only 228 00:15:56.720 --> 00:15:58.879 Let's go. I want my second play through, and I'm doing some very 229 00:16:00.080 --> 00:16:03.639 different things and it's cool, man, but I will say there are some 230 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:07.200 things that I wish they're two. It's too like it's reminded me of Will 231 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:12.799 Make Damn, it's still too canonical where there's something that I can't do because 232 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:17.399 this needs to lead somewhere, and it kind of upsets me. I'm like, 233 00:16:17.519 --> 00:16:21.200 damn, I'm hoping I want to do I will. I love when 234 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:25.240 you can go somewhere in like dark Souls, where you clearly shouldn't be there, 235 00:16:25.320 --> 00:16:27.840 but if you're good enough, you can survive, and that's what I'm 236 00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:34.200 kind of trying to do. You can like skip well yeah, well yeah, 237 00:16:34.240 --> 00:16:37.840 we're getting whatever we got we got a lot to look. Listen, 238 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:44.240 Paul's gay is gay? Okay, if we're talking about Starfield, you go 239 00:16:44.320 --> 00:16:45.440 on for a while home. No, no, no, I would not 240 00:16:45.440 --> 00:16:49.120 want to talk about Starfield. Actually, I want to talk about the Mexican 241 00:16:49.159 --> 00:16:55.279 aliens. I want to talk about these fucking Mexican aliens, right because Sweeney 242 00:16:55.360 --> 00:17:00.879 hasn't seen that. Sweeney somehow avoided the entire fucking conversation at these Mexican aliens. 243 00:17:00.960 --> 00:17:03.079 I don't even understand how how sick were you? I was pretty sick. 244 00:17:03.119 --> 00:17:06.880 I wasn't on the internet, I was. You weren't even on Twitter, 245 00:17:06.960 --> 00:17:08.720 like scrolling through looking at these Mexican aliens. Dude, I kind of 246 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:11.240 I kind of wanted to delete my Twitter, man, if I'm me very 247 00:17:11.319 --> 00:17:15.720 honest, I really don't like this app at all, like at all, 248 00:17:15.880 --> 00:17:18.839 slightly. I don't want to have it anymore. I got locked out on 249 00:17:18.839 --> 00:17:25.000 my account this morning. Who'd you tell to die? Dude? Like, 250 00:17:25.599 --> 00:17:30.279 So what happened was so this is real? Right, So I changed my 251 00:17:30.680 --> 00:17:33.119 So I subscribed to Twitter Blue for like one month exactly because I wanted to 252 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:37.039 post like a really, really long video on Twitter. And that's the only 253 00:17:37.079 --> 00:17:37.160 way you can do it. And I was like, you know, at 254 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:41.759 eleven dollars, fine, whatever, uh, and then I canceled the renew 255 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:45.640 thing or whatever. But but I'm like a verified account right now, and 256 00:17:45.839 --> 00:17:49.839 so I changed my profile picture to the to the to the B movie me 257 00:17:51.279 --> 00:17:56.240 from like my most recent nail and just for a joke, because like somebody 258 00:17:56.319 --> 00:17:59.839 was like how many likes for you to change this to your thumbnail or your 259 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:02.240 picture and I was like, no problem, bro, and I did it, 260 00:18:02.559 --> 00:18:03.000 and then I was only gonna do it for a day and then I 261 00:18:03.000 --> 00:18:04.720 went to go switch it back and it's like, you can't do that, 262 00:18:06.920 --> 00:18:10.920 and I was like what, So I'm stuck as I'm stuck as this this 263 00:18:11.160 --> 00:18:18.000 fucking this disgusting b because apparently what is it? Yeah, your your profile 264 00:18:18.079 --> 00:18:23.000 is under review. No, no new changes are allowed to name and profile 265 00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:26.200 photo during the review period. So that's something that happens with with I guess 266 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:30.359 check marks in general. It's why check marks always have the same profile picture 267 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:32.599 or I had the same profile picture for a long time, because if you 268 00:18:32.720 --> 00:18:36.240 change your profile picture, you would lose your verification mark, which is crazy 269 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:40.440 because that's just less functionality for the fucking app. I thought it was only 270 00:18:40.440 --> 00:18:42.039 if you changed the name. I don't know's the fucking picture? No, 271 00:18:42.160 --> 00:18:45.920 the picture too, so stupid I didn't. Yeah, so I didn't know 272 00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:48.559 that. So I'm stuck as to be but whatever. But so so, 273 00:18:48.720 --> 00:18:52.920 because I changed my picture under the verification, they were like, we're gonna 274 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:56.200 look up. Uh, you know, we're gonna We're gonna put this guy 275 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:59.960 under review. So they found like three tweets of mine where I just told 276 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:03.599 people to kill themselves from like twenty sixteen or whatever, and it's you know, 277 00:19:03.680 --> 00:19:04.960 it's funny though, and it was all it was all. It was 278 00:19:06.119 --> 00:19:10.000 all friends of mine. It was all like Jeff would I would be like, 279 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:12.480 Jeff, kill yourself or like or something like that. And it's like, 280 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:17.359 that's so fucking silly. But whatever, I don't care. Stupid as 281 00:19:18.240 --> 00:19:22.279 stupid, but I'm glad that we got to see those dried out Mexican aliens 282 00:19:22.319 --> 00:19:25.359 that look like they got the fucking semen dreamed out of them. Yeah, 283 00:19:25.359 --> 00:19:27.720 it was pretty cool. What I did like about What I did like about 284 00:19:27.759 --> 00:19:33.920 that is seeing there are some pretty prominent people that I follow that were like 285 00:19:34.400 --> 00:19:37.759 on the fence, like, oh, is this really what do you guys, 286 00:19:37.839 --> 00:19:41.200 thinkszy. I'm like, why do you The more followers you get, 287 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:45.680 just the more retarded you become. I don't get it. That the fast 288 00:19:45.880 --> 00:19:48.440 it's it's the fakest fucking thing I've ever seen, especially if you know. 289 00:19:48.839 --> 00:19:52.079 So, I tweeted this out that, uh, when I would go with 290 00:19:52.119 --> 00:19:56.519 my friend Hey Sousa's house, we every once in a while, he would 291 00:19:56.519 --> 00:19:59.359 just turn on the Mexican news. Got to be some crazy shit happening, 292 00:19:59.759 --> 00:20:02.400 and every once in a while, maybe like a couple of times a year 293 00:20:02.559 --> 00:20:07.319 something, some Mexican authorities, some type of people would have these press conferences 294 00:20:07.400 --> 00:20:11.279 about aliens, and it was as normal as watching there was a Mexican Jerry 295 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:15.000 Springer Nam Jose Luis and were just it was just as normal as that, 296 00:20:15.160 --> 00:20:18.559 just seeing some dumb shit like oh oh, that's funny. They were talking 297 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:23.000 about thunderbirds. They found some fucking thunderbirds, like some giant, fucking archaic 298 00:20:23.160 --> 00:20:26.039 birds, and I'm like, this is I was like, Mexico fucking rules 299 00:20:26.559 --> 00:20:30.920 and I just thought that, like people knew about this silly ship that goes 300 00:20:30.960 --> 00:20:38.680 on over there, but Latin Latin American news bro terrible. It's the words 301 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:47.640 it's it's it's racist, it's belligerent, it's it's nonsensical, bro. Watching 302 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:51.480 the news with my grandmother. And my grandmother never watched novellas. Is that 303 00:20:51.599 --> 00:20:52.880 for once? She watched one novella. I was like all my children, 304 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:55.920 but it was for Spanish, all my children. She was like, I 305 00:20:56.039 --> 00:20:57.759 was watching it since I was in Puerto Rico, so like, I have 306 00:20:57.920 --> 00:21:02.400 to still watch this. And she never watched the news. She never watched 307 00:21:02.400 --> 00:21:04.119 any of the Todd officials. She was like, it's always full of ignorance 308 00:21:04.160 --> 00:21:07.640 and I can't stand it. And I'm like, damn, but I would 309 00:21:07.680 --> 00:21:11.160 watch it was it always be some big ass bit showing the weather, and 310 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:12.839 I'd be like, I have to watch this, man, I don't know 311 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:18.799 what they were. They were they were fucking they were so good at that 312 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:22.400 ship. I was like, man, I don't know why, but the 313 00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:25.200 weather. I just really like learning it. I really care. I really 314 00:21:25.240 --> 00:21:30.200 cares, Bro, I don't know why I really care. Doris and Tomaga 315 00:21:30.319 --> 00:21:33.559 they would have fucking West t shirts context contests on the fucking Weather Channel. 316 00:21:33.599 --> 00:21:37.519 It makes no fucking sense, Bro. They would have the largest butts ever 317 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:41.920 and I would just be sitting there happily rether Be like turn that off. 318 00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:45.680 It was crazy because it was it was pre Brazilian butt lift era man, 319 00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:52.640 pre BBL. When you when you didn't have it was real or not, 320 00:21:52.759 --> 00:22:00.960 you just knew it was royal bro. Now that that crazy, I I 321 00:22:00.000 --> 00:22:04.240 feel when I think about like that we grew up with we lived before that 322 00:22:04.720 --> 00:22:07.440 period, but we we never lived in a period without fake tits. That's 323 00:22:07.599 --> 00:22:15.240 that's I think that that is like what we imagine, like imagine like imagine 324 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:22.200 a like a like a big titty like Scottish like princess in like seventeen hunt, 325 00:22:22.279 --> 00:22:26.640 you know what I mean. Like that's like there's no doubt, you 326 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:29.720 know what I mean, either matter it's or like maybe people thought like it's 327 00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:40.480 that's magic, but like the Winger, that's a real thing. People thought 328 00:22:40.519 --> 00:22:44.920 women were witches because they were just hot. Yeah, it's like that's people 329 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:48.880 were fake man at their beauty because everyone else like fucking goblins and they're like 330 00:22:48.960 --> 00:22:52.240 she's too attractive, Tie an anvil to her legs and throw her in the 331 00:22:52.440 --> 00:22:57.680 lake. That's like there's always just some jealous ass bitches like oh she'd be 332 00:22:59.119 --> 00:23:03.720 she be witched me. Oh like they'll poison their husbands and be like, 333 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:07.559 oh it was head and like the fucking hot bitch business. That's good stuff. 334 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:11.319 Man, crazy crazy time. I feel like didn't the Salem witch trous 335 00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:15.720 start that way? In some way? It was like some dumb bitches struck 336 00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:19.720 around. They were making a joke and everybody they were using medicine. They're 337 00:23:19.720 --> 00:23:23.599 doing like hers because they thought they were they thought they were like they were 338 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:27.319 like some sort of like no, I don't remember some people. There's there's 339 00:23:27.640 --> 00:23:33.160 a girl named Abigail Williams I think was faking sickness or something and saying it 340 00:23:33.279 --> 00:23:37.000 was something. Remember you know first and last names. I'm not even close. 341 00:23:38.039 --> 00:23:44.319 So well. I I man to history. I love history because how 342 00:23:44.480 --> 00:23:48.640 fucking stupid people are. You know, throughout history is lit because you find 343 00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:52.240 out how stupid people are and how smart some people were and they had no 344 00:23:52.359 --> 00:23:56.720 business being not smart at that time. But it's always significantly outweighed by the 345 00:23:56.799 --> 00:24:02.720 stupid. Like it's always like trial by like there's like this many smart people 346 00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:10.759 and they're like this many fucking morons just celebrated, Uh think about celebrated like 347 00:24:10.839 --> 00:24:14.359 a lot of torture that had to do with which is this stuff that the 348 00:24:14.400 --> 00:24:18.079 medieval go over into Europe and then they brought a little bit over it to 349 00:24:18.240 --> 00:24:23.039 the America's but uh, and it kind of brings me to I'm sure you 350 00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:29.599 guys saw that super villain Australian guy with the not five not five head he 351 00:24:29.640 --> 00:24:33.000 has like a tin head, he has like his his forehead is so big. 352 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:34.400 Yeah. Yeah. The guy who's talking, the guy who's talking about 353 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:38.680 how like we need to inject more pain and suffering into the workforce, he's 354 00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:42.680 like that guy, Wait, you didn't see this fucking super villain, This 355 00:24:42.759 --> 00:24:48.759 guy that was like, actually, there's this there's this Australian like fucking businessman 356 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:51.079 who's like he's giving like so, I don't even know if it was It 357 00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:52.319 wasn't a Ted talk exactly, but it was like he was on some kind 358 00:24:52.359 --> 00:24:56.640 of panel talking to like I guess business insiders or something, and he was 359 00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:59.920 talking about how like, yeah, we need unemployment to beach like fifty percent. 360 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:03.200 We need to cause a lot of paying in the in the economy so 361 00:25:03.359 --> 00:25:07.240 that we can get back to normal. A lot of people think they're lucky 362 00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:11.799 that A lot of people think employee is are lucky to have employees, and 363 00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:17.039 it's the other way around. We gotta kill every every last woman and child 364 00:25:17.160 --> 00:25:22.480 on this It's like it's it's fucking really crazy, Like he might as well 365 00:25:22.839 --> 00:25:27.440 have like a boomerang psythe behind him, Like it's it is, it is 366 00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:33.640 the most outrageous fucking I was like the fact that someone is comfortable enough saying 367 00:25:33.680 --> 00:25:38.440 that to a group full of people means that it's getting too people are getting 368 00:25:38.480 --> 00:25:42.720 too comfortable. Like that guy should be That guy should be deathinitely afraid to 369 00:25:42.759 --> 00:25:45.640 say that stuff, like he should be in like a just world, he 370 00:25:45.680 --> 00:25:49.799 would be terrified to say that shit. That's why I was saying about the 371 00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:53.119 torture. That's what like bring maybe we need to bring back some of this 372 00:25:53.240 --> 00:25:57.720 shit too. Just like when you said the gallow was it a gallow or 373 00:25:57.799 --> 00:26:02.000 guillotine that was pushed up the guillotine, Dude in Puerto Rico, when they 374 00:26:02.000 --> 00:26:07.599 when they when they wheeled the guillotine up to the fucking governors off, look 375 00:26:07.680 --> 00:26:11.559 with the steps and everything, that's the whole gallo is just the head chop 376 00:26:11.680 --> 00:26:15.200 thing. Yeah, you can just you just yeah, wheel the guillotine over 377 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:18.400 that. See, that's that's awesome. And and immediately with that guy saying 378 00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:22.759 that being so brazen because we all know that they're thinking that shit. I 379 00:26:22.839 --> 00:26:25.680 know there was that guy the same thing with the strikes. It was the 380 00:26:25.759 --> 00:26:29.839 writer strike first, and then one of the dick had said something similar that, 381 00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.880 oh, we just need to starve them out and wait till they get 382 00:26:33.000 --> 00:26:34.880 kicked out of their homes and ship and then then they'll save kind of a 383 00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:38.039 thing. And I just keep thinking the same thing, like why are we 384 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:42.960 not drawing and quartering these people, like we should tie In Australia, what 385 00:26:42.960 --> 00:26:47.279 they should do is they should they should tie each one of his limbs to 386 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:56.119 a separate kangaroo and just with the kangar start running away and just the force 387 00:26:56.200 --> 00:27:02.200 of their jump would just rip him the shreds. Dude, Dude a time 388 00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:04.160 to post put kangaroo nip on him. So they come there, they could 389 00:27:04.200 --> 00:27:10.240 kick him and kick him against them. He's just on the stump and they're 390 00:27:10.279 --> 00:27:15.720 kicking him. Flatten. What's what's what's What's What's really funny about the concept 391 00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:18.000 of something like kangaroo nip in the sense that of like like this highly attective 392 00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:22.400 drugs specifically for kangaroos, is that kangaroos are built in a way that's human 393 00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:27.839 enough to imagine them doing this like where they're like scratching their necks and they're 394 00:27:27.839 --> 00:27:33.000 like, oh, man, I'm fiending, man, I did that. 395 00:27:33.079 --> 00:27:37.880 Kangaroos exist is disgusting. There's like an off there's like rabbits that had to 396 00:27:37.000 --> 00:27:41.480 evolved in Almo. I can't remember. I think I was talking to I 397 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:44.079 can't remember who I was talking to you about this. But if you were, 398 00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:45.640 if you lived, if you were the first person doing if you were 399 00:27:45.720 --> 00:27:52.480 the first person to to come in contact with a kangaroo, you would probably 400 00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:56.480 think a demon was was chasing you or something like that. That is not 401 00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:03.640 like a natural looking thing at all. It definitely something everything white didn't if 402 00:28:03.880 --> 00:28:07.720 if if, if the environment was a little bit different in Australia, Australia, 403 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:12.119 maybe they would have been the first like actual like technical technical Homo sapiens 404 00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:17.359 or something, because it looks like they were they were just just big upright, 405 00:28:17.440 --> 00:28:22.359 they're not. It's just over the japaniculous like everything over there looks like 406 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:29.319 just looking like their their arms are so fucking like just they're like ripped human 407 00:28:29.759 --> 00:28:33.039 arms. And it's the regiment that they're on makes no sense. You know, 408 00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:37.440 they look what are they because what are they lifting? That's the thing. 409 00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:41.319 It's like like kangaroos strain. They're on their legs, they're hopping around, 410 00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:45.880 they're kicking things to death. What what are they doing that's making their 411 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:56.200 arms so fucking strong? They are strong. They strong like thee that kangaroo. 412 00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:59.440 It's a classic video of the kangaroo putting the dog in the fucking headlock. 413 00:28:59.519 --> 00:29:03.680 Yeah, that's a dog bro a dog. But that's still the fact, 414 00:29:03.720 --> 00:29:07.559 first of all the fact that it understands how to do that. Other 415 00:29:07.599 --> 00:29:12.519 things that dogs grab. No, cats and dogs don't put other animals in 416 00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:15.240 headlocks. Yeah, because they don't have the arm. The arms don't bend 417 00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:19.240 like that. Dude, even I don't even think I honestly, I don't 418 00:29:19.240 --> 00:29:22.599 even think I've seen a monkey do that. Like I swear to you, 419 00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:26.720 I have put in my headlock and slamming on the floor. I've seen. 420 00:29:26.759 --> 00:29:36.079 I've never seen that. I've seen monkey's I've seen I've seen chimpanzees tossing other 421 00:29:36.160 --> 00:29:40.160 chimpanzee up really high in the air as like as like a bullying ritual. 422 00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:45.160 I've seen that ship and that's also disheartening and scary. But I've seen I 423 00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.559 don't know the kangaroo because I can't relate to a kangaroo. I've seen the 424 00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:51.720 apes fighting. One ape was like fishing for something to grab and grabbed the 425 00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:53.720 rock and pung the other one with it, and I was like, yo, 426 00:29:55.839 --> 00:30:03.279 yeah, despiration, desperation led to innovate. That's crazy. I mean, 427 00:30:03.319 --> 00:30:06.319 that's yeah. I mean they're I mean, they're they're they're their relatives. 428 00:30:06.400 --> 00:30:11.440 Man, did you see that thing about in the news about that that 429 00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:14.240 chimp in in Oh my god. It was like in a zoo I think 430 00:30:14.279 --> 00:30:17.839 in Seattle or I don't know, I might have been in Washington State. 431 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:19.119 I'm not sure it was. It was somewhere Washington. There was a zoo 432 00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:27.680 where in a monkey enclosure. One monkey came back with fucking ten commandments and 433 00:30:27.759 --> 00:30:33.640 started proselytizing to the like he came back with like a slab of rules and 434 00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:38.279 started like and did the rules? What did the rules say? Well, 435 00:30:38.319 --> 00:30:41.480 he was just screaming it unintelligibly. But they found, like monkey ten commandments 436 00:30:41.559 --> 00:30:45.440 is what I'm saying. Oh that's fucking nuts. Yeah, imagine, I 437 00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:52.000 can't believe that it happened. I can't believe God, how do you feel? 438 00:30:52.200 --> 00:30:53.160 Said, how do you feel, honestly? How do you feel honestly 439 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:56.880 if you were like at a zoo and then you were in the buckey closure. 440 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:00.039 Then one chip came back with two stones tablets yelling, and then all 441 00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.319 the other and then all the other and then all the other monkeys looked up 442 00:31:03.400 --> 00:31:08.839 and stood upright like and got real silent, like how like, what would 443 00:31:08.880 --> 00:31:14.440 how would you feel like? I'd be It'd be funny enough because I don't 444 00:31:14.440 --> 00:31:15.519 know if I can't say this or not, but it'd be like, damn. 445 00:31:17.839 --> 00:31:21.240 The Jewish people made God so mad. He went to monkeys. Bro. 446 00:31:22.000 --> 00:31:23.359 He was like, I tried to save these ones and they didn't listen. 447 00:31:23.680 --> 00:31:27.839 They threw my son to the Romans. Someone's gonna try monkey that's and 448 00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:33.039 I'd be like, ya late crazy, Yeah they did. He did. 449 00:31:33.160 --> 00:31:37.920 He didn't sleep on this ship for quite some time. Yeah, he was 450 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.119 like this failed. Let me just just for two thousand and two thousand and 451 00:31:41.160 --> 00:31:45.640 twenty three years. He's just let me just take them sucking long ass nap. 452 00:31:47.079 --> 00:31:51.839 He was woke up and he's like, yeah, fuck humans. Due 453 00:31:52.440 --> 00:31:56.240 back to the back to the fucking Mexican alien. That's look, I saw 454 00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:59.559 a lot of people being like, is that real? And it was it 455 00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:01.759 was actually concerning to me that that it was that many people, Like it 456 00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:04.519 was more people than I was expecting, because they were like, look at 457 00:32:04.559 --> 00:32:07.799 the X rays and like there's fallopian tubes, and I'm like, what are 458 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:10.759 you fucking talking? First of all, send this to an actual scientist if 459 00:32:10.759 --> 00:32:15.279 it's so real, don't like just throw it in front of like Mexican Parliament 460 00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:16.519 or wherever, whatever the fuck, whatever the fuck is going on there. 461 00:32:16.680 --> 00:32:20.599 It's a fucking clown show down there. You know how many times aliens have 462 00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:23.440 been on the Mexican news. It's insane. It's actually, it's actually, 463 00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:28.599 I don't think you could. I don't think a single person could count the 464 00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:34.680 amount of times that aliens have been on the Mexican news. Aliens and angels 465 00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.160 on Latin American news regularly. Bro. Yeah, yeah, literally, like 466 00:32:37.240 --> 00:32:39.839 it's like, oh, look at this angel, look at this angel caught 467 00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:51.240 on camera, and it's literally, kid, it's it's insane. Yeah, 468 00:32:51.480 --> 00:32:58.680 it was a little weird that that. I I sometimes I always feel like 469 00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:05.759 I'm not surprised how stupid people are, but then sometimes I still end up 470 00:33:05.799 --> 00:33:07.640 being surprised. It's it's like a thing where I'm like, come on, 471 00:33:07.880 --> 00:33:12.759 guys, first surprise, you're surprised at how surprised you were, despite the 472 00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.920 fact that you surprise. Surprise shouldn't be I should know this. It's just 473 00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:24.039 like you even talking about the stuff that people some fucking, some fucking dude 474 00:33:24.160 --> 00:33:30.039 that gets up at church and wearing robes and shit tells people these stupidest stories 475 00:33:30.160 --> 00:33:34.400 that make not a lick of sense, and then people are like, I'm 476 00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:37.079 not I'm not getting no more. I'm delivered. I'm delivered. Yeah. 477 00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:42.480 Yeah. Like I'm like, we have so much evidence of how silly people 478 00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:45.839 are, but still still sometimes where I feel like we should all come together 479 00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:49.440 and be like, oh, well this is obviously bullshit. You all right, 480 00:33:49.559 --> 00:33:51.200 just like let's have it, just have a good laugh. But then 481 00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:54.319 there's people questioning it, and I'm like, what happened? You need people, 482 00:33:54.440 --> 00:33:59.119 You need dumb people around so they can do it. We need yes, 483 00:33:59.160 --> 00:34:00.640 we do you do you do? Hey? Don't run? I really 484 00:34:00.640 --> 00:34:02.960 do. We have machines for that, man. We got machines. Now 485 00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:06.759 we can bully machine needs dumb people. You need dumb people. We need 486 00:34:06.839 --> 00:34:09.599 Boston Dynamics. And then all the dumb people can they can go away, 487 00:34:09.639 --> 00:34:13.199 they can leave. We need them. We need, we need people that 488 00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:15.559 are You're right. We need them from Mars. We need we need, 489 00:34:15.639 --> 00:34:21.039 we need them to have around so it's in case when when war starts against 490 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:24.480 the machines, we have them to go first. We need. We need 491 00:34:24.559 --> 00:34:28.199 them around to test all of our drugs and I gotta help us live longer 492 00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.559 because they don't know what if they're getting to set up for the don't know 493 00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:32.400 what kind of shit they're gonna get. We need them around to lift heavier 494 00:34:32.480 --> 00:34:37.599 things because he knows. If they're dumb, their inhibitors are. So I 495 00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:43.320 love that it's I love that it's a mummified alien. Like it's a mummified 496 00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:50.679 it's an alien. It's an alien from kind of advanced I'm fature we learned 497 00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:53.800 it from something else? How is it mummified? Though? Like that's what 498 00:34:53.880 --> 00:34:57.079 I want to know. That's what I mean. Is there an explanation? 499 00:34:57.360 --> 00:35:00.119 I didn't know? It's just like, did you see that video? Do 500 00:35:00.159 --> 00:35:06.440 you see that video of them placing the placing the alien down on the table. 501 00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:09.360 Yeah, and it's so fucking tiny. That's that's the thing that like 502 00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:14.039 really got me where. I'm like, they made them so small, like, 503 00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:16.880 come on, man, like I would believe it. I would honestly 504 00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:20.559 be a lot more inclined to believe it if it was just, I don't 505 00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:23.320 know, five foot, you know, even if if it was five foot, 506 00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:25.280 I'd be like, that's, first of all, that's a big project 507 00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:29.320 for a single person to undergo. So like, but like that, like 508 00:35:29.440 --> 00:35:34.039 I I know, jack shit about like arts and crafts or whatever. I 509 00:35:34.199 --> 00:35:38.719 could build that Mexican mummy. I'm I could do that, Like I could 510 00:35:38.760 --> 00:35:42.480 do that today probably, like I'd go to color me mine and have it 511 00:35:42.559 --> 00:35:45.760 done in fucking three hours. It was very lazy in my opinion. Dude. 512 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:49.840 There's right now, right now a video going viral. Somebody made a 513 00:35:50.000 --> 00:35:54.360 cake of that alien and it is a good three foot to four foot cake. 514 00:35:54.920 --> 00:35:59.639 They did up. They put more time and effort into baking that cake 515 00:35:59.679 --> 00:36:02.599 than the asshole did the throwing that ship together. It's a it's a really 516 00:36:02.639 --> 00:36:05.559 good cake, man, it looks good. I was like, man, 517 00:36:05.599 --> 00:36:08.719 I actually want a piece of that shit. That sounds awesome. Mexican Mexican 518 00:36:09.599 --> 00:36:14.280 alien cake. It's pretty I love when people do that where it's like it 519 00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:16.679 looks like some realistic thing. Then they cut into it and I'm like, 520 00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:30.239 oh, I like that. That's so fucking ridiculous. What the hell that's 521 00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:36.920 so fucking awesome? Is it real or is it cake? It's come Yeah, 522 00:36:37.000 --> 00:36:38.480 that's really convincing. There's a video of them cut there's a video of 523 00:36:38.480 --> 00:36:42.159 them cutting into the cake and everything, and it looks exactly like the fucking 524 00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:44.679 Mexican alien. I was like, I was like, dude, I bet 525 00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:49.280 you whoever made that cake spent more time with the cake then those dickheads did 526 00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:52.800 with together. Yeah, it does look delicious too. Like I'm not a 527 00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:57.719 cake guy at all. I'm not a cake man even slightly, but this 528 00:36:57.800 --> 00:37:00.199 looks pretty fucking good. I love cake, and I just have a I 529 00:37:01.320 --> 00:37:05.480 in my late twenties or maybe thirties, I'm not even sure, but I 530 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:09.559 developed a food sensitivity to eggs, and it is. It's the it's the 531 00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:14.960 worst. As a guy that would eat eggs all the fun, like because 532 00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:17.039 there's eggs in like everything, Dude, eggs are great, and now like 533 00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:20.840 when I eat it, I get the worst fucking because I don't have like 534 00:37:20.880 --> 00:37:23.239 an allergic reaction. It's just like a sensitivity to where I get the worst 535 00:37:23.280 --> 00:37:25.639 heart burned. And it took me a while to figure it out. It 536 00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:30.719 started to narrow down what I would eat because I used to. I used 537 00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:37.800 to be like a breakfast brito guy tizo and eggs coat the chicken. I 538 00:37:37.800 --> 00:37:39.480 would make, you know, what the you know, like the eggs and 539 00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:43.599 everything the fried rice had like, And then I started figure it out. 540 00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:46.239 I was like, it's fucking eggs, dude. It broke my heart because 541 00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:51.400 sometimes that's really heartbreaking, Like if I is there nothing you can take for 542 00:37:51.440 --> 00:37:52.719 that? Is there? Like No, I looked it up because I thought 543 00:37:52.760 --> 00:37:54.480 the same thing, like, oh, you know, you just if you 544 00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:59.239 lack the enzymes to break down lactoast, you can get those pills. Yeah. 545 00:38:00.119 --> 00:38:02.039 No, I found nothing for that. They're just like get fake eggs. 546 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:06.880 There's this vegan egg shit and it smells when you open it. It 547 00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:10.000 smells so fucking gross that I'm like, Yo, couldn't signs just make this 548 00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:14.199 smell like eggs, you fucking pieces of shit? So like it has the 549 00:38:14.280 --> 00:38:17.559 consistency of eggs when you cook it but it ain't egg, and so Jojo 550 00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:20.360 bought it a couple of times. I'm like, God, that's cool, 551 00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:23.800 but nah, the only thing I haven't tried yet is maybe it's specifically just 552 00:38:23.960 --> 00:38:28.599 a yolk, so I just need to Uh. I haven't got around to 553 00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:31.360 it because I'm I'm just I'm already mad that like, most likely I'm probably 554 00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:35.199 gonna be sensitive to the to the white two and I just don't want to 555 00:38:35.239 --> 00:38:38.280 get more disappointed. Ye, But yeah, that's that's that's that's rough. 556 00:38:38.320 --> 00:38:42.639 That would be rough on me because I'm like a big I'm like a big 557 00:38:42.679 --> 00:38:45.480 egg sandwich guy. Yeah, Like I'm like, I need my bacon, 558 00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:47.079 egg and cheese, man like eggs are great. Man Like, yeah, 559 00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:51.880 I fucking last time I hung out with my mom, we had the croissants 560 00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:54.400 and I had to take the fucking egg out. Like it's like bacon bacon 561 00:38:54.519 --> 00:39:01.480 eggs. I'm like, I just had bacon in it. That's so rough. 562 00:39:02.039 --> 00:39:07.000 What's it? What's your guy's stance on BLTs? Amazing? Really amazing. 563 00:39:07.519 --> 00:39:15.559 I don't personally a nice chicken petty on it. No, that's exactly 564 00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:22.719 my point. I don't especially bacon enough meat to be like a protein for 565 00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:28.440 the sandwich or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, it's entirely it's it's it's an 566 00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:30.320 additive. Yeah, it's like it's like a bacon. It is like a 567 00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:32.880 seasoning meat almost where it's like to the point where it's like where it's like 568 00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:37.039 this is you put on you put this on other meat or like other things 569 00:39:37.480 --> 00:39:42.719 to kind of give them definition. But you can't just have like I have. 570 00:39:42.960 --> 00:39:46.039 I don't like how a lot of breakfast places they compare bacon to sausage, 571 00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:49.360 where it's like do you want baker and you want sausage? And my 572 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.360 thing is I'm like, fuck, well I want both, bitch. Yeah, 573 00:39:52.960 --> 00:39:55.519 like then saying I'm so glad you said that, because I I felt 574 00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:58.320 the exact same way for someone. I was like, why the fuck are 575 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.039 you gonna be the option between these two things that aren't even equivalent to each 576 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:04.199 other? Yes, just let me have both of them, because that's what 577 00:40:04.280 --> 00:40:06.119 I usually do. I usually go like, you know, let me get 578 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:07.000 bacon. Can I get a side of sausage? Yeah? But then it's 579 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.760 like, it's fucking crazy that I have to make that distinction. Yeah, 580 00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:13.559 dude, that's that's the old that's the right call. That is it right 581 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:15.599 there? And it's it's they've been cheating us for so long that I'm like, 582 00:40:15.840 --> 00:40:20.599 how dare you say these two little slithers of bacon? It's two, 583 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:22.920 It's always two fucking paltry slithers of bacon too. It's like, you can't 584 00:40:22.920 --> 00:40:27.719 even give me four at least exactly at least like make it worth my fucking 585 00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.840 while four pieces. If you're gonna give me just this fucking thing, it's 586 00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:35.079 it's fucking weird. I don't imagine if something like you imagine somebody gave you, 587 00:40:36.239 --> 00:40:38.800 Imagine somebody gave you kins and kins and kings and Kinston. Imagine somebody 588 00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:42.199 gave you a hot dog bun and put bacon in it, and that was 589 00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:46.840 it. Two a bacon going on? Yeah, dude, that's insane. 590 00:40:47.119 --> 00:40:50.719 Isn't that fucking insane? Like? What the fuck is this? Where's the 591 00:40:50.840 --> 00:40:55.480 where's the actual where's the country? Where is the met where's the fuck me? 592 00:40:55.800 --> 00:41:00.239 Bro? Damn? That's I feel like we can change the word with 593 00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:02.400 this one. We gotta make this, make this go viral. We have 594 00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:08.039 to we have to ban the BLT, we have to kill the b love 595 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:09.719 it. It's a little it's a little bit, A little bit, A 596 00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:14.519 little bit. It's a little bit of a little bit. It's like I 597 00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:17.719 have never had a belt and felt like I ate something like it's so bizarre, 598 00:41:17.920 --> 00:41:21.480 like how I like, I feel more hungry after the BLT than I 599 00:41:21.559 --> 00:41:25.960 do fucking before it. And it makes no sense. It's using sandwich. 600 00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.519 It's barely a sandwich. Man, It was the last time you had a 601 00:41:30.559 --> 00:41:36.280 belt? U ever had one? But the last time I had a belt 602 00:41:36.519 --> 00:41:40.599 was I remember it was twenty twelve. I remember I made myself a BLT 603 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:45.360 because it was the only ingredients that we had. And I remember because it 604 00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:47.159 was like it was like a very specific semester in college that I really really 605 00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:53.920 remember, and I had it and I couldn't fucking believe how nothing it felt 606 00:41:53.960 --> 00:42:01.199 like, it's Kingston, that's a that's a chicken sandwich. Well, that's 607 00:42:01.199 --> 00:42:06.079 a chicken chicken club, the chicken chicken club. It's not a club. 608 00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:09.360 It's not a chicken chicken belt. Kill yourself. Chicken beal is not a 609 00:42:09.400 --> 00:42:13.159 club. Oh my god, there's no such chak as a chicken belt, 610 00:42:13.239 --> 00:42:15.760 because a chicken mealt is just a chicken sandwich. No, it's a chicken 611 00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:17.800 they exist. What do you mean? I'm folling me this. Look up. 612 00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:23.079 They exist. They literally exist. How you're telling I've ordered them? 613 00:42:23.480 --> 00:42:28.320 They're like my favorite sandwich to or kin kin kinksen if if if I got 614 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:30.320 chicken in my in my bacon egg and cheese, would you call it a 615 00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.639 chicken bacon, egg and cheese, a bacon, egg and cheese with chicken. 616 00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:36.880 Yeah, it's literally the same as them. You got chicken sandwich, 617 00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:43.119 you got a cheese pizza with pepperoni. Yeah, it's fucking because the belt 618 00:42:43.280 --> 00:42:47.639 parts don't. It's a it's a chicken sandwich. You're right, but like, 619 00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:50.000 what kind of chicken sen would you want? Like, oh me, 620 00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:52.599 get a chicken belt? Like, yeah, that's how you define it. 621 00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:59.400 That's more definition to it. No, it's more it's it's more descriptive, 622 00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:01.840 but it's not actually what it's like. It's it's a chicken sandwich. Is 623 00:43:02.000 --> 00:43:06.360 that's a chicken sandwich? Yeah, like what you're described. So I just 624 00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:12.639 looked up so chicken belt sandwich, chicken belt sandwich, grilled chicken belt sandwich, 625 00:43:12.840 --> 00:43:22.679 chicken belty sandwich, chicken bealty. Not people, bunch of you guys 626 00:43:22.719 --> 00:43:30.800 are that's Mexican alien. Look look right now, right now, I'm not 627 00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.960 admitting that a chicken is a chicken sandwich. You are right, but you 628 00:43:36.039 --> 00:43:38.000 guys are out here trying to tell me that it is not called the chicken 629 00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:44.199 belt, which is actually fucking ridiculous. It's a chicken fucking sand It's a 630 00:43:44.239 --> 00:43:47.840 chicken sandwich, it's a chicken belt. It's okay. Look look, hey, 631 00:43:47.880 --> 00:43:52.360 hey, with McDonald's, when you get a chicken blt, why is 632 00:43:52.360 --> 00:43:54.920 it not called the chicken belt and it's just a McDonald's are you talking about 633 00:43:55.119 --> 00:43:59.719 they do? It's a deluxe. When you get a deluxe chicken fucking extra 634 00:43:59.800 --> 00:44:01.840 sh it on it. You can get lettuce and tomato on your chicken sandwich. 635 00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:05.119 But it's just a deluxe, just like a Chick fil a. But 636 00:44:05.239 --> 00:44:09.880 it don't call it. It doesn't come with bacon on it. The bl 637 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:14.880 part isn't if you can, I've ordered it before, they might have ordered 638 00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:16.000 it, like can I get bacon also, and it's like, oh yeah, 639 00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:22.119 cool, it's an option. Look at their menu. They have the 640 00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:25.400 basic chicken sand with pickles on it, and then they have the one where 641 00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.360 they put fucking everything on it. They don't put bacon on it. Naturally 642 00:44:29.360 --> 00:44:34.000 you have to ask for bacon as well. No, they don't. I 643 00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:39.480 mean I mean what literally literally when it has you call them chicken, Yes, 644 00:44:39.599 --> 00:44:45.239 I know cheese. Chicken doesn't come with bacon. Let us a tomato 645 00:44:45.920 --> 00:44:52.760 here, because a crispy sorry Chris Pinson Kinson, if I have a let 646 00:44:52.840 --> 00:44:55.800 me just sim simplest argument that I can think to us. All right, 647 00:44:57.400 --> 00:44:59.920 let me say, Let's say I get a bacon, cheese, a bacon 648 00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:02.239 burger, right, just a bacon hamburger, right, what is it? 649 00:45:02.320 --> 00:45:07.199 What does a hamburger have? Hamburger has? Let us let us tomato, 650 00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:12.159 tomato, mao and onions. Well okay, well hold on, hold on, 651 00:45:12.280 --> 00:45:15.840 that's what a burger has. I mean it could, yes, but 652 00:45:15.000 --> 00:45:20.800 like you could order a burger right the corn greens have a burger by the 653 00:45:20.840 --> 00:45:23.039 way, or let us and tomato and meat and and maybe cheese like that, 654 00:45:23.239 --> 00:45:27.719 Like the onion doesn't need to be there onions if you want onions or 655 00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:30.559 not, because onion comes on I like onions. I like, I'm just 656 00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:32.880 saying, like the generalize if you drew a burger, if you drew a 657 00:45:32.920 --> 00:45:36.880 burger, like if you drew one or like saw one in a cartoon. 658 00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:39.119 It's always it's it's always let us tomato and meat, like it's always what 659 00:45:39.360 --> 00:45:43.480 I would say, onions was there too, But continue, I've never no, 660 00:45:43.800 --> 00:45:46.639 no, yes, kidsinue, all right, whatever, whatever, you're 661 00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:57.920 free to be wrong is a burger if thanks for helping me, you dummy, 662 00:45:58.159 --> 00:46:00.800 you dumb dumb didn't if you just if you just look it up right 663 00:46:00.800 --> 00:46:02.679 now, if you look at that picture of onions patty, they don't have 664 00:46:02.760 --> 00:46:06.920 onions on it. I'm sure they probably do. Chris in Lore they do 665 00:46:07.199 --> 00:46:15.159 Chris. They literally literally they don't. They don't look burger. You don't 666 00:46:15.199 --> 00:46:16.840 even see see the tomato on it. Naturally if you look like, oh 667 00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:22.559 my god, even like the famous the famous picture of the real crabby Patty 668 00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:29.280 from that from that episode, where it is literally bread, tomato, lettuce, 669 00:46:29.440 --> 00:46:36.599 cheese and meat. That's it, you fucking it literally has literally has 670 00:46:36.719 --> 00:46:38.400 onion on it. Oh my god, I'm sure in Lord there's been. 671 00:46:40.039 --> 00:46:45.480 If you look at the vault of crabby Patties, look at the Chris Chris, 672 00:46:45.639 --> 00:46:47.519 are you fucking Chris. I'm gonna be real now, I'm gonna I'm 673 00:46:47.519 --> 00:46:52.440 gonna stopt. Are you fucking retarded, my nigga, you're looking at it. 674 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:57.519 There's literally an onion on top of the fucking tomato. You actual chimp, 675 00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:01.599 you, you actual numble drup. It's literally right there, it's on 676 00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:07.480 the Chris, It's literally. It's not it's literally because it's right there, 677 00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:12.159 because I'm looking at it now. It's not, Christopher, Christopher, I'm 678 00:47:12.320 --> 00:47:16.119 staring at it. You are blind my image. It's with the real crabby 679 00:47:16.159 --> 00:47:22.280 Patty. When it's right, it's literally an onion on top of the tomato. 680 00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:27.320 I'll show you a regular picture of a stack krabby patty as the article 681 00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.599 that you linked. So it has been I'm staring at it, Chris, 682 00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:36.840 it's right. The right opens up just fine for me. Oh yeah yeah, 683 00:47:36.880 --> 00:47:38.559 No, like this Metro UK is actually a perfect example. There's no 684 00:47:39.239 --> 00:47:42.599 there's no onion on it. And then go to the vault with the crabby 685 00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:51.440 Patty where there's a vault often screen listen. I need to I need to 686 00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:53.480 show I'm gonna let you. I just gonna I need to show Sweeney that 687 00:47:53.559 --> 00:47:59.320 he is incorrect about this because I'm gonna take a screenshot of just an average 688 00:47:59.400 --> 00:48:04.159 carabre pad and it's you only either see tomato in it or you know tomato, 689 00:48:04.199 --> 00:48:08.960 it's just lettuce and cheese like that is that is this is the side 690 00:48:09.000 --> 00:48:15.880 of the point. You just see lettuce. The image of the side the 691 00:48:15.119 --> 00:48:21.159 episode that Chris just told me that I was wrong about literally has an onion. 692 00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:24.440 You are incorrect. I'm scaring because that's not the point. That's not 693 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:28.679 the fucking point. The point is if I get a burger, if I 694 00:48:28.760 --> 00:48:32.280 get a burger with lettuce, tomato, bacon, and meat, that is 695 00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:37.920 not a fucking BLT. No, it's not. It's a burger. Why 696 00:48:37.280 --> 00:48:40.559 why why why is it not a ble take? Because why is it not 697 00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:45.000 a blake? Is a burger? It's a burger because it's a burger, 698 00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:52.280 because a BLT, Because because a BLT. What necessitates a BLT is that 699 00:48:52.360 --> 00:48:58.679 it's bacon, lettuce, tomato, and that's it. That's like the people 700 00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:00.920 who say, like, oh, let's be let me grilled cheese sandwich with 701 00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:02.960 with fucking all this extra Like, no, no, that's not what a 702 00:49:04.039 --> 00:49:07.480 grill cheese sucking sandwiches. That a grilled cheese sandwich is literally, yes, 703 00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:12.920 bread and cheese, you have, that's what it's sandwich. Foremost a burger 704 00:49:13.000 --> 00:49:16.679 at that moment usually comes on a burger patty, and then even by itself, 705 00:49:16.760 --> 00:49:20.679 it would just be a it was, it's a burger. I agree 706 00:49:20.679 --> 00:49:24.800 with you on that. I agree that a chicken belt is also a chicken 707 00:49:24.880 --> 00:49:29.119 sandwich. But when you're gonna order, you don't order a chicken sandwich. 708 00:49:29.360 --> 00:49:30.400 Would let us tomato and bacon. No, you're like, oh, can 709 00:49:30.440 --> 00:49:40.679 I just get a chicken belt? No you don't. You just too It 710 00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:47.400 doesn't even have restaurants. The restaurants. I'm just look, man, whatever, 711 00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:53.039 No you can't like this. Motherfuckerence will do it. Guys. I'm 712 00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:57.320 not even disagreeing with you, but the fact that you guys are like, 713 00:49:57.480 --> 00:49:59.800 no, you don't order like that. Yes, I've never seen anybody, 714 00:50:00.159 --> 00:50:02.000 Yo, can I get a chicken sandwich? Like? Yeah, what you 715 00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:05.159 want on it? Can I get? You shouldn't say it just coming. 716 00:50:05.679 --> 00:50:10.719 Everybody says it was literally everybody mayo with like lettuce on it, maybe pickled 717 00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:14.800 or something like that. But you're like, hey, there's always a chicken 718 00:50:14.920 --> 00:50:19.639 blt sandwich. That's a thing. That is a thing. I've never seen 719 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:22.039 that in my life. That is never That is crazy. I've looked up. 720 00:50:22.159 --> 00:50:24.559 Give me an example of a restaurant where you've walked in You're like, 721 00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:30.360 give me the chicken blt. You're probably not gonna know this. Uh remember 722 00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:34.239 the exact name. Do you remember? Bullshit, Chris? Do you remember 723 00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:44.000 the the sandwich place next to dragons then and PK Spice It might not be 724 00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.519 there anymore, Sugar Spice Cafe. Literally, I would always get after I'd 725 00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:51.320 play Yugyo. This is fourteen, fifteen year old Kinson. I'd play Yugo 726 00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:54.840 and then I would get a chicken BLT sandwich afterwards, every time, every 727 00:50:55.039 --> 00:51:00.159 sing And that's what you would that's what you tell on the menu. Yes, 728 00:51:00.320 --> 00:51:04.559 so you have on the menu. You have chicken was on the menu. 729 00:51:04.920 --> 00:51:07.639 Yes, it would have this one example that we can't verify. They 730 00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:12.719 would they would have like here here's what I believe. Here's here's what I 731 00:51:12.840 --> 00:51:15.840 believe. Here's what I believe. I believe that you knew these people well 732 00:51:15.960 --> 00:51:21.679 enough that they were willing to make whatever fucking god sandwich and they understood what 733 00:51:21.840 --> 00:51:25.440 and they understand and they understood what you meant by chicken belt because it's obvious 734 00:51:25.519 --> 00:51:30.039 what it means. But it's crazy that that's just such a crazy fucking It's 735 00:51:30.079 --> 00:51:35.039 not a belt anymore. It's just a fucking chicken sandwich. It's chicken. 736 00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:38.960 It is no such thing as a belt with anything else, because the second 737 00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:43.840 anything else is added with belt, it becomes something else. It like in 738 00:51:43.920 --> 00:51:49.840 the beginning of both like you would you ever say, hey, can I 739 00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:53.159 get a cheese pizza with sausage and pepperoni? And like they will get you 740 00:51:53.280 --> 00:51:55.480 Like what do you what are you say? Can say that? Why not 741 00:51:55.559 --> 00:52:00.320 just get a fucking sauces and pepperoni pizzas cheese pizza you're talking about? Yes, 742 00:52:00.400 --> 00:52:01.519 you wouldn't call it that normally, I agree with. That's the whole 743 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:07.559 That is literally the whole point that making up. There's no reason to call 744 00:52:07.639 --> 00:52:12.840 it that because that's not what it is. It's like why even but just 745 00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:15.559 sounds like some stubborn shit that some people are like, No, I just 746 00:52:15.639 --> 00:52:21.679 want to call it this because and I'm just think and you guys would be 747 00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:24.440 stored for reason. It literally you're the one being stubborn. No, it's 748 00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:27.840 it's not even a hard thing to stick. It's easier. First, it's 749 00:52:27.880 --> 00:52:30.880 easier to say chicken belt, they can I get a chicken sand which your 750 00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:34.920 bacon, lettuce and tomato cans. First of all, let me just say 751 00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:39.639 this chicken belt haynous, heynous combination of I don't know why you would do 752 00:52:42.079 --> 00:52:46.920 you get chicken sandwich you need what mayo? It is weird to do that. 753 00:52:47.039 --> 00:52:51.760 That's a weird. Guys are insane. You guys are insane. You 754 00:52:51.800 --> 00:52:55.119 guys are insane. Tomato just and my tomato doesn't. I'm a little bit 755 00:52:55.159 --> 00:52:59.280 of anomaly. I'm a little bit of anomaly. I actually don't like raw 756 00:52:59.360 --> 00:53:05.280 tomatoes. I think raw tomatoes ruins the whatever. It's cold and it makes 757 00:53:05.360 --> 00:53:08.960 it. It just I don't like cold ass things ruining the hotness of my 758 00:53:09.039 --> 00:53:14.159 stuff. And I think I just think things that on average cooked or like 759 00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:15.440 say, I think like cooked tomatoes, like when you make it in the 760 00:53:15.480 --> 00:53:19.119 sauce, it turns awesome. Yeah, you turn it in the sauce. 761 00:53:19.519 --> 00:53:22.760 Grilled onions I think are far superior than raw onions in my opinion. These 762 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:30.960 are just like my opinion, things depends like me. I just think It's 763 00:53:30.960 --> 00:53:37.639 like I love onions. I mean, onions are amazing when you think about 764 00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:43.400 like the think about them, like when people like I say, I don't 765 00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:52.039 necessarily understand like people who have extremely rare steak when the thing that they really 766 00:53:52.119 --> 00:53:53.920 like about it is the seared part, which is well, you know, 767 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:59.079 the seared part is well done. Everything else under it is like, you 768 00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.679 know, raw whatever. I don't understand those people because they know the good 769 00:54:01.760 --> 00:54:06.400 part of it is when the fire hits the fucking how do you get? 770 00:54:06.679 --> 00:54:10.480 How do you guys get your steaks? So I get, I get it 771 00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.440 depends on the place, but I like a since most chefs don't want to 772 00:54:15.599 --> 00:54:17.960 actually cook a steak well done, if you say well done, it'll end 773 00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:22.039 up being like medium rare, which is fine for me. So that's usually 774 00:54:22.039 --> 00:54:24.440 how I say, there's a steakhouse up in North Las Vegas that's fucking amazing. 775 00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:28.159 So I'll say like a well done because if you if you if you 776 00:54:28.280 --> 00:54:30.639 say medium, well, it'll usually just be mediums. They usually kind of 777 00:54:30.679 --> 00:54:34.039 go a little bit. So I say well done and then they'll do it 778 00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:36.639 so there's some pink in it, and I'm okay with a little bit of 779 00:54:36.679 --> 00:54:38.159 pink. But the thing is like, I'm not a baby. I can 780 00:54:38.320 --> 00:54:40.880 chew. So because usually people are like, oh, it's so tough, 781 00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:45.199 I'm like, and then you talk to those same people, and if you 782 00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:47.719 give them beef jerky, it needs to be as tough as rocks. Like 783 00:54:47.800 --> 00:54:51.480 they're they're crazy to me. They're like, that's not real beef jerky, 784 00:54:51.519 --> 00:54:54.079 that's slimy soft shit. But then if you give you give them a slimy 785 00:54:54.159 --> 00:54:57.440 soft fucking piece of steak, they love it, And I'm like, what 786 00:54:57.519 --> 00:55:00.880 the fun? I mean, I kind of know because I know what you 787 00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:06.639 I understand that I don't agree with that specific because I'm not really a jerky. 788 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.719 I don't like really, it's just like authentic way to eat things, 789 00:55:08.840 --> 00:55:12.239 is what I'm saying. These people said, the authentic way to eat a 790 00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:15.320 steak is you sear it and then it's bleeding in the middle, sub blah 791 00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:19.039 blah blah. But the authentic way to eat jerky is it's fucking so dried 792 00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:22.639 out that it could break your teeth. No, I like cowboy jerky, 793 00:55:22.679 --> 00:55:24.920 man, I like some real jerky. I'm just saying, my teeth can 794 00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:29.480 handle it, so I can handle a well done steak too. It's not 795 00:55:29.800 --> 00:55:34.000 yeah, it's it's not exactly jerky, but like there's my family will do 796 00:55:34.079 --> 00:55:37.719 this whenever we whenever they make like a pork uh like a like a like 797 00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:42.800 a like a giant slab of of of pork or whatever, huh where they'll 798 00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:45.519 cook it. I think it's called like, I don't know if it's exactly 799 00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:47.440 called cheech on, because I've I've seen I've I've googled cheet on, and 800 00:55:47.519 --> 00:55:52.280 that's not what it is. You know what I mean. When I'm talking 801 00:55:52.280 --> 00:55:55.039 about I'll describe what you're talking about. So, so what I'm so, 802 00:55:55.280 --> 00:55:58.239 let me just finish the description. So what it is? It is like 803 00:55:58.280 --> 00:56:00.039 you cook, you roast the pork, but then the outside it's kind of 804 00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:05.039 like glaze and and really like burnt to shit. Yeah, and then that 805 00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:07.559 stuff you kind of like peel off and it's basically like fucking glass. But 806 00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:14.760 it's so fucking delicious I can't even It's like a separate snack that you have 807 00:56:14.840 --> 00:56:17.960 after. In several ways, I've had chechens where you're going to mix some 808 00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:23.039 place. They're pretty much the stars that's today people start ymon they put limen 809 00:56:23.079 --> 00:56:29.480 on like the star wheels. I've had a classic cheech it on where it's 810 00:56:29.480 --> 00:56:31.960 pretty much you braise the steak at first, and then you fry. You 811 00:56:32.239 --> 00:56:37.280 you braise the the ham, then you fry it, chop it up, 812 00:56:37.800 --> 00:56:42.000 and then that's cheech it on that way I my family makes it. Then 813 00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:45.199 this cheech it on where it's just like pork rhymes pretty much. Yeah, 814 00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:47.800 that's not that's not what I'm talking that's not what I'm talking about. Yeah, 815 00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:52.639 yeah, the way it's it's literally it's literally like a ship. It's 816 00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:55.599 literally like a shell around the pork that you crack and you break into pieces 817 00:56:55.639 --> 00:57:00.000 and you just have like this this plate of basically pork glass. That sounds 818 00:57:00.079 --> 00:57:07.679 so horrible, so fucking that's that ship is the most delicious shit I've had 819 00:57:07.719 --> 00:57:12.719 in my life. It's so is uh is It doesn't make sense Like pork 820 00:57:12.800 --> 00:57:15.239 in general is a crazy ass fucking animal. It's a fucking sad piece of 821 00:57:15.280 --> 00:57:21.039 shit animal. Like I really that that poor fucking animal is so delicious and 822 00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:23.480 it doesn't even it knows how delicious it is too because of how horrible it 823 00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:28.480 sounds, like when you were like trying to kill it, like it's its 824 00:57:28.719 --> 00:57:31.840 best to like killing not killed, because it knows your memories. Bro, 825 00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:38.840 that doesn't sound I'll never forget in my life hearing pigs dies. They sound 826 00:57:38.880 --> 00:57:44.400 like kids. It's fucking crazy pigs. I saw a pig. I saw 827 00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:45.320 a pig, Dude, I saw a pig. I saw a pig get 828 00:57:45.400 --> 00:57:50.199 dragged underwater by like crocodile ons. Uh not in person, obviously, in 829 00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:53.960 a video. Yeah it was. It literally screamed. It was like whoa, 830 00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:59.559 whoa, Like it was crazy. It was like fucking screaming and it 831 00:57:59.639 --> 00:58:07.480 said, whoa, whoa, It's gonna crash bandicoot world to try to get 832 00:58:07.480 --> 00:58:14.880 away. It's it's looney Tunes over there. Man, it's I can't I 833 00:58:15.000 --> 00:58:17.719 get I hope that, like there's never any dystopic shit happening. We have 834 00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:22.440 to start killing our own food because I don't want a man. I like 835 00:58:22.639 --> 00:58:27.119 I can, but I don't want to. It would make me stronger. 836 00:58:27.920 --> 00:58:30.440 I could do it with chickens for sure, Like chickens have no chance in 837 00:58:30.519 --> 00:58:35.840 hell. Like I I love chickens. Chickens are awesome. They're so fun, 838 00:58:36.360 --> 00:58:39.159 but like they're like they there's nothing going on it, Like I feel 839 00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:44.000 no guilt at all, Like like they're they are almost fucking It would be 840 00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.800 like like it's breaking an iPhone almost, Like it would be like breaking it 841 00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:52.199 I don't care about I'll eat you. I'll eat you. I'm not gonna 842 00:58:52.199 --> 00:58:55.599 crush you for no reason, but like i'll kill you to eat chicken. 843 00:58:57.079 --> 00:59:00.599 She went picked it up nicely. It's headed, the whole swivel thing. 844 00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:10.679 Then she snapped its neck quick twist pop turkeys. And I was remarkably, 845 00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:16.480 turkeys are remarkably unempathetic animals, Like I. I like, I would beat 846 00:59:16.519 --> 00:59:21.360 the shit out of a turkey and leave it there, like like because they're 847 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:23.760 so fucking like. I remember once, like in the rain. I remember 848 00:59:23.800 --> 00:59:27.199 once and when I was living upstate New York with my parents, like when 849 00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:30.719 I was young, my mom like screamed and and I was like, what 850 00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:35.800 the fuck's going on? I went downstairs and there was this like crowd of 851 00:59:35.920 --> 00:59:38.280 turkeys in the rain, sopping wet, which, by the way, they 852 00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:43.840 looked fucking disgusting when they're wet. They looked so fucking gross when they're soaked 853 00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.079 in the rain. But like they were just like next to like my screen 854 00:59:46.159 --> 00:59:50.719 door, and they looked so fucking disturb me. But I remember looking at 855 00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:52.719 it was like I would, I would have no issue beating the shad out 856 00:59:52.719 --> 00:59:55.199 of these things and just leaving them there, Like I wouldn't even eat him 857 00:59:57.639 --> 01:00:04.360 that even leave because because turkey. Turkey is not good enough for the Like 858 01:00:04.480 --> 01:00:07.000 I just I don't like turkey enough to go through the process of like killing 859 01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:13.239 a turkey and then the harvesting process to turn that turkey into something usable, 860 01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:15.840 Like, I just it's not worthy to me. Smoked turkey is the only 861 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:20.360 way I eat turkey. Now, smoked turkey, I was like, Oh, 862 01:00:20.840 --> 01:00:23.360 there's no eating regular turkey anymore. It's insane. You get it from 863 01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:27.159 like a deli, put in a sandwich. It's like it's stelly meat. 864 01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:31.880 Also too, Honey, Honey, turkey is delicious, bron honeyaz turkey. 865 01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:37.480 You can get anything else and it's better. I don't honey, him is 866 01:00:37.519 --> 01:00:40.000 wave, but I don't like him at all. That's me personally, though, 867 01:00:40.280 --> 01:00:45.840 ive any honey turkey. I don't really eat pork that much. I 868 01:00:45.880 --> 01:00:49.760 didn't grow up eating pork a lot, didn't really do it so much. 869 01:00:50.079 --> 01:00:53.519 But dude, I love pork. Pork. It's good. It's good. 870 01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:57.480 I like bacon. I like bacon at I like pork. Pork. Chop 871 01:00:57.639 --> 01:01:06.760 is good as well. I hated I'm anchor. That's why whatever. I 872 01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:09.920 heard my uncle shoot one and it was still weing low. Oh that's the 873 01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:15.480 worst it was making that sound. I'm like, oh, it was like, 874 01:01:16.960 --> 01:01:29.360 it's a crazy the idea people. Do you think hear people beat the 875 01:01:29.400 --> 01:01:32.800 shut up porking, the like rods and like sticks, and you hear them 876 01:01:32.840 --> 01:01:42.440 like but he's trying to get words. Shit. Nope, I'm not doing 877 01:01:42.480 --> 01:01:44.679 this anymore. I'm good. I would do it. I would do it. 878 01:01:45.119 --> 01:01:47.400 I wouldn't do it just to hear the sound if you would stop fishing, 879 01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:52.079 if they like scream. How many vegans do you think stopped listening to 880 01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:58.719 the podcast today up though, I don't care any vegans. I'm with you. 881 01:01:58.880 --> 01:02:00.880 I just want to say this and then we're moving on vegans. I'm 882 01:02:00.920 --> 01:02:06.599 with you. As soon as they have fucking the meat that is it is 883 01:02:06.719 --> 01:02:10.519 interchangeable, that the labroal meat that you can't even tell. I am one 884 01:02:12.199 --> 01:02:16.239 on board. I will stop eating, I will stop contributing to vegans. 885 01:02:16.400 --> 01:02:22.280 Vegans are objectively correct. You're you're objectively corrected. I cannot I cannot logically 886 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:23.679 argue against you. All I can. All I can say to you is 887 01:02:23.800 --> 01:02:29.239 I fucking love chickens. I sound like a psycho. It is like it 888 01:02:29.360 --> 01:02:30.800 is borderline religious actually, if you think about it, if you think if 889 01:02:30.800 --> 01:02:35.800 you if you think about like arguing with like an atheist or something like why 890 01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:37.320 do you believe in this stuff? And it's like, well, I just 891 01:02:37.400 --> 01:02:40.360 love Christ, like I honestly, I like honestly for real, Like it 892 01:02:40.400 --> 01:02:45.159 feels that way, and I'm I'm totally cognizant of it. I get it. 893 01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:50.800 But you'll wrestle this fucking fried chicken out of my hands when I'm dead, 894 01:02:51.360 --> 01:02:53.800 Okay, if vegans to find something better, if vegan started trying to 895 01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:57.119 take chicken away from me, I would eat vegans. I would go to 896 01:02:57.159 --> 01:03:01.519 start vegans just starting. I would the vegan would take out of my hand. 897 01:03:01.559 --> 01:03:06.079 I would look at them and I'd bite their I'd bite a huge bite 898 01:03:06.119 --> 01:03:09.039 out of their arm and I'd be like leave. Now you see walking dead? 899 01:03:09.119 --> 01:03:14.519 Did you see where? Did you see Rick bite one of those dudes 900 01:03:14.599 --> 01:03:19.360 in the did you see one of the whisperers? He was like he was 901 01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:22.119 so he was he was so out of options that he just lunched that this 902 01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:27.119 dude and bidest throat. You gotta do what you want, fucking thing, 903 01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:30.679 I've ever seen in the show. It was it was so like brutal, 904 01:03:30.719 --> 01:03:35.480 animalistic, like he just snaps and it's the funniest I'm like, I love, 905 01:03:35.840 --> 01:03:38.239 I love the idea of being that savage. You know, it's crazy 906 01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:43.000 and the Walking Dead. If when you look at the timeline, Bro, 907 01:03:43.719 --> 01:03:46.559 it hasn't even been that long since the world has ended. Bro, it's 908 01:03:46.679 --> 01:03:52.840 been like maybe ten ten eleven years since the world's gone to ship. Bro. 909 01:03:52.360 --> 01:03:58.039 Look how bad Rick looks, Bro, Well, that's actually to look 910 01:03:58.079 --> 01:04:00.199 at how terrible it's pretty long. That's I mean, that's a pretty long 911 01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:06.719 time. Chris Rick was a long time. Rick's hair was brown and he 912 01:04:06.960 --> 01:04:11.719 was shaved when the series starts. When you see where he is at the 913 01:04:11.880 --> 01:04:17.239 end of this series, that man looks like he's lived twenty years and if 914 01:04:17.360 --> 01:04:21.559 his life is horrible, then it's the most stressful existence to have probably, 915 01:04:23.519 --> 01:04:27.599 But he looks bad, Bro. Yeah, he looks kind of like, 916 01:04:27.760 --> 01:04:31.159 uh, we should It looks like it's a little bit like Sarmon, just 917 01:04:31.199 --> 01:04:35.599 a little bit like like that is that is fucking crazy. He's going through 918 01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:40.760 a lot. Bro. Nika looks like Kathick Thorn. By the end of 919 01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:45.800 that fucking series. Bro, it's terrible. All right, we got we 920 01:04:45.880 --> 01:04:48.960 got some fucking questions for these people. He's fine, Yeah, strapping down 921 01:04:49.480 --> 01:04:55.320 audiences. All right, let's see pussy penis. Pussy penis, TM wrote 922 01:04:55.400 --> 01:05:02.079 in Alright, Trademark two. I really can't believe I've that It's it is 923 01:05:02.159 --> 01:05:05.119 weird to me that I have never thought of the concept of pussy penis. 924 01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:10.440 You know what I mean, Like, that's that's almost so obvious, it's 925 01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:15.000 almost tupid. It's just I don't know. It's like the idea of like, 926 01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.280 it's me pussy penis. It's pretty funny. It's like not a bad 927 01:05:18.599 --> 01:05:20.760 idea. I wonder what it's gonna It's gonna be a toy line, I 928 01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:23.840 know, I know he has a trademaro. What is it gonna be? 929 01:05:23.920 --> 01:05:30.559 Though, Oh man, one can only hope maybe a clothing line, penis 930 01:05:30.599 --> 01:05:33.760 clothes. Yeah, I'll rock, I'll rocket. Yeah, pussy penis down 931 01:05:33.800 --> 01:05:38.639 on the sleeve. Yeah, I like that penis erupting out of a vagina. 932 01:05:42.039 --> 01:05:45.239 Pussy penis Trademark road and he says, uh, hello black Man, 933 01:05:45.320 --> 01:05:47.360 black Man, and Tom Sweeney. If you had to pick any of these 934 01:05:47.480 --> 01:05:53.559 superpowers, which which would it be super speed, but only when you Naruto 935 01:05:53.719 --> 01:05:57.000 run. Oh man, that's so these are the three options that we have 936 01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:00.320 super speed but only when you Naruto run, become invisible only when you close 937 01:06:00.360 --> 01:06:03.480 your eyes, uh, or you can see through walls. But it's in 938 01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:11.880 one. So now it's all run super speed easily. Huh. There's no 939 01:06:12.039 --> 01:06:15.679 detriment to that. Well, I guess like nobody can see you if you're 940 01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:17.760 are you running fast enough to where people can't see you do that? Yeah, 941 01:06:17.800 --> 01:06:20.840 it's it's super speed, it's super speed. Okay, yeah, no 942 01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:24.920 one would see you. Yeah, for a new super speed like forty five 943 01:06:25.280 --> 01:06:29.000 per hour, Like that's super speed. First, that's like double like a 944 01:06:29.159 --> 01:06:32.199 humans the top speed of a woman like a person. Not necessary. First 945 01:06:32.239 --> 01:06:34.119 of all, you run like that, you probably can't turn as well, 946 01:06:35.400 --> 01:06:39.840 but I would just stop. I'll just put my arms down. Five miles 947 01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:42.440 an hour, people can see you do that. No, but like if 948 01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:45.039 everyone's like if you're everyone like flash level speed, you know, like if 949 01:06:45.079 --> 01:06:49.000 we're doing flash level turn like that, I just can't. I can't a 950 01:06:49.159 --> 01:06:53.960 bear to see somebody see me run like that. It's too embarrassing. Yeah, 951 01:06:54.000 --> 01:06:57.119 that's you. You can rather ship myself in public than like hatch something 952 01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:59.440 that's you until you run them over a volcano and let go of them, 953 01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:04.079 then they talk to any of them let go. I don't know until you 954 01:07:05.239 --> 01:07:12.039 real fast how bad? How bad is one four? Because you think you 955 01:07:12.199 --> 01:07:15.320 think, I think you think it's better than what it is, because for 956 01:07:15.679 --> 01:07:17.880 eighty is bad one for Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna look at I'm 957 01:07:17.880 --> 01:07:26.119 watching a Destiny trailer at one forty four. P uh huh, I don't 958 01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:31.159 know. That's still a lot of information. I whatever, dude, that's 959 01:07:31.360 --> 01:07:34.960 that's like really that that could potentially be useful. But what do you so 960 01:07:35.119 --> 01:07:38.519 then? What do you are you trying to? Like, what would you 961 01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:42.679 use it for to like rob stuff or no, I mean just to Yeah, 962 01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:45.280 I guess I don't I don't know. I guess I wouldn't have any 963 01:07:45.320 --> 01:07:47.599 real reason to use it. I just watched the Donkey video one forty four, 964 01:07:47.880 --> 01:07:55.519 and that ship looks ridiculous. It's pretty bad. Yeah, we get 965 01:07:55.519 --> 01:07:59.880 fucked up. Yeah that was a good one. Uh, I don't know, 966 01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.199 I think Uh. I guess I'm probably gonna go with the run because 967 01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:06.320 you people won't see you if you are going that fast, So that's kind 968 01:08:06.320 --> 01:08:11.679 of invisible. You're gonna die. It's gonna die. That is to be 969 01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:15.239 fair, That is pretty useful. No, it's not. It is you're 970 01:08:15.279 --> 01:08:21.520 in a bind man yousible. Oh that's kind of well, that's well, 971 01:08:21.640 --> 01:08:25.479 yeah, that's that is that is true. I hadn't thought of that, 972 01:08:26.119 --> 01:08:30.640 so that actually might be super fucking us might be useful if you close your 973 01:08:30.680 --> 01:08:35.199 eyes. Yeah, yeah, actually, you know what, I'm gonna go 974 01:08:35.239 --> 01:08:39.359 with the visible. I feel like I feel like I would I would benefit 975 01:08:39.439 --> 01:08:43.800 more from a visibility than I would from superspeed. If I wasn't, I 976 01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:48.520 wouldn't. I wouldn't make people hurt themselves. Your sins are funny. The 977 01:08:48.600 --> 01:08:51.600 thing is, like I would sneak. I would sneak into places. I 978 01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:55.600 would sneak into places, not even because I needed anything from them, but 979 01:08:55.640 --> 01:08:58.560 just just as a game, just to see if I could. You know 980 01:08:58.600 --> 01:09:01.319 what I mean, Because I love stealth. I love stealth games. I 981 01:09:01.359 --> 01:09:04.600 love stealth in video games, and the fact that that's like an underserved genre 982 01:09:04.720 --> 01:09:08.319 right now means if I, if I have this power, I could just 983 01:09:08.359 --> 01:09:11.520 make my own stealth game everywhere, sneaking to buildings, I don't belong in 984 01:09:11.600 --> 01:09:14.479 sleep sneaking to fucking facilities, and dude, could I could probably save the 985 01:09:14.520 --> 01:09:17.479 world with the ship seeking the fucking sneaking to fucking what is it that Australian 986 01:09:17.520 --> 01:09:27.279 guy's house money Just like air drop air drop all of his money to me. 987 01:09:27.600 --> 01:09:30.520 Yeah, you'll find out where all of his stupid ass like offshore accounts 988 01:09:30.520 --> 01:09:33.640 are. And ship. Oh dude, the havoc I could wreak. Yeahs 989 01:09:33.960 --> 01:09:39.399 ability is so scary because you would not be able to fake like imagine that, 990 01:09:39.560 --> 01:09:43.199 like like if someone like get invisible. If someone the tag you're fighting 991 01:09:43.199 --> 01:09:45.680 and they throw the spill sing on you, right, and this is what 992 01:09:45.760 --> 01:09:47.960 you do, This automatically thing scarier for them. You just ride a smiley 993 01:09:48.039 --> 01:09:53.079 face on your invisible face in two eyes and then this makes them way more 994 01:09:53.199 --> 01:09:56.840 scared than they were before because now you're trying to get entity that's happy and 995 01:09:56.920 --> 01:10:00.199 it's just like yo, I would I would make people lose their mind. 996 01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:02.279 I would make people hurt themselves. I would go to people that are not 997 01:10:02.399 --> 01:10:05.319 doing well mentally not to whisper ship to them. The fuck I'm up even 998 01:10:05.399 --> 01:10:11.640 more, I would still I wouldn't go ramp it bro, Yeah, I 999 01:10:11.640 --> 01:10:15.039 don't know. Definitely, I would try to manipulate the president, like you 1000 01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:17.600 know, you you come up to like Biden and like you just make him 1001 01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:21.640 like make him up, yeah, whisper shit, like just keeping like saying 1002 01:10:23.159 --> 01:10:26.119 I don't know, crazy shit, like what's his wife's name, Jill? 1003 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:29.239 Like how it'll just be like, yeah, I fucking hate you. I 1004 01:10:29.359 --> 01:10:32.199 fucking my name is Jill and I hate you. My name's Jill. My 1005 01:10:32.359 --> 01:10:34.880 name is Jill, and I fucking hate you. He's like, oh, 1006 01:10:35.039 --> 01:10:40.600 not again. So it's happening again, and he like freaks out like during 1007 01:10:40.640 --> 01:10:44.640 a press conference and ship and he starts like over see that video of him 1008 01:10:44.800 --> 01:10:46.199 having to get his he was at like an international conference and he said like, 1009 01:10:46.199 --> 01:10:47.920 I don't know about you. I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna 1010 01:10:47.920 --> 01:10:50.239 go to bed. I just I just saw him this morning. I just 1011 01:10:50.319 --> 01:10:53.880 heard dude. I'm sorry. Like we'll talk about this on the on the 1012 01:10:53.920 --> 01:10:56.560 next episode, I guess, but like that, I don't know, man, 1013 01:10:56.720 --> 01:11:00.640 there's there's some crazy stuff going on anyway. Uh, let's move on. 1014 01:11:02.880 --> 01:11:04.960 I have the pronouns of Starfield stuff. I'm not gonna get into that. 1015 01:11:05.000 --> 01:11:09.039 Thank you, thank you, I thank the QR master. I you 1016 01:11:09.119 --> 01:11:11.760 know, we would answer the question, but it's you know, it's it's 1017 01:11:11.800 --> 01:11:15.520 a dead topic and we kind of we kind of killed it in the last 1018 01:11:15.680 --> 01:11:23.520 episode that we did about it. So but you're right, uh now I 1019 01:11:23.600 --> 01:11:29.239 am become gay the sucker of cos nice right, sand He says, dumb, 1020 01:11:29.600 --> 01:11:30.880 Hey, dumb sinky do two heads? All right, let's relax. 1021 01:11:31.199 --> 01:11:35.000 Would you rather sit at a table at a lunch table with guys who really 1022 01:11:35.079 --> 01:11:39.560 get upset I have pronouns on an RPG, or just sit with Chris chan 1023 01:11:39.920 --> 01:11:42.880 Oh fuck, I don't know. I would say with Christian I would I 1024 01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:45.439 would have so much, but I wouldn't say anything. I'd be quiet to 1025 01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:48.359 start writing things down. There's so much that I want to know, you 1026 01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:51.960 know, like, and I feel like I could get some insight. Maybe 1027 01:11:51.960 --> 01:11:56.239 I could. I could I could reach him on like a Chris to Chris 1028 01:11:56.359 --> 01:11:59.000 basis. You know, he would be like a little bit more trusting of 1029 01:11:59.079 --> 01:12:00.920 me, you know, so I could be like, hey, man, 1030 01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:06.760 what's up with all this? I would hey, yo, did you really 1031 01:12:06.840 --> 01:12:10.920 fuck your mom? Or was good? Like did that really happened? Is 1032 01:12:10.960 --> 01:12:13.439 that real? Or did you just say that? Because you thought it made 1033 01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:15.199 you look cool for something. Because I could see that some can see that 1034 01:12:15.239 --> 01:12:20.600 later reason someone manipulated Christian again for the fiftieth time. I could see him 1035 01:12:20.640 --> 01:12:25.000 being like, well, if I lose my virginity at all, that would 1036 01:12:25.000 --> 01:12:28.359 be cool, you know what I mean. So I could see him lying 1037 01:12:28.399 --> 01:12:30.319 about it. But also like I could see him doing it too, So 1038 01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:32.119 it's like, it's all I felt so bad for the guy. Man, 1039 01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:35.800 Yeah, I feel bad for him. I'm not in some sense, but 1040 01:12:36.119 --> 01:12:42.159 also because he's just if he just would have never been on the internet, 1041 01:12:42.199 --> 01:12:48.680 he might have just turned out like a regular retarded person. Show. That 1042 01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:55.000 is a wild thing that you just say, was it on this show that 1043 01:12:55.039 --> 01:12:59.399 we said that there's an argument that Christian is like is what hell is? 1044 01:13:00.119 --> 01:13:03.159 Yeah? Like like the idea, like like the idea that everybody, like 1045 01:13:03.319 --> 01:13:09.000 everybody there's that there's that theory about reincarnation or whatever that everybody kind of is 1046 01:13:09.239 --> 01:13:11.840 everybody at some point, like you die and you just sort of become someone 1047 01:13:11.920 --> 01:13:15.880 else, and everybody is it's like a shared kind of soul almost, and 1048 01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:21.119 we experience life through everybody's eyes and we you know, experienced in real time 1049 01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:25.640 or whatever. Christian is like where where you go if you've been like a 1050 01:13:25.680 --> 01:13:29.760 really bad person, Like that's that's the that's the body you get. I 1051 01:13:29.880 --> 01:13:34.439 just can't make sense. Yeah, it would make sense, man, I 1052 01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:38.359 don't know if I I just I don't think that. I think I would 1053 01:13:38.399 --> 01:13:42.840 take the other nerds and just because I feel like it would be like, 1054 01:13:43.560 --> 01:13:46.960 you know when the like the the dude he had that documentary where he was 1055 01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:49.880 living amongst the bears and stuff like that, Right, yeah, yeah, 1056 01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:54.760 I kind of like just want to do that just just kind of are you 1057 01:13:54.760 --> 01:13:57.640 talking about the Grizzly Man, Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 1058 01:13:57.760 --> 01:14:00.520 I know what happened at the end of Yeah, it's so funny. 1059 01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:03.720 It reminds me. It reminds me of that nor McDonald joke where he's like, 1060 01:14:03.760 --> 01:14:08.359 you'll never like when when the crocodile Hunter died and he goes like everybody 1061 01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:12.800 everybody kept calling me, It's like, you'll never guess who died the crocodile 1062 01:14:12.960 --> 01:14:18.640 hunter. It's like, of course, of course, a fucking course get 1063 01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:21.399 killed by a dangerous animal, who like, I can't believe that happen. 1064 01:14:23.039 --> 01:14:27.319 Crazy, It's like, well a park chorus, You'll never guess you'll never 1065 01:14:27.359 --> 01:14:30.600 guess how this park chorus died. It's like, yeah, let me take 1066 01:14:30.640 --> 01:14:33.560 a wild stab in the door, bro. I've there's so many videos on 1067 01:14:33.600 --> 01:14:36.800 YouTube of people are doing parkkur fucking up and falling to their deaths. Of 1068 01:14:36.920 --> 01:14:43.920 course, it's it's that you can't. You're only good at that because you're 1069 01:14:44.000 --> 01:14:46.399 dumb enough to keep trying. It's it's not like you're not ever going to 1070 01:14:46.439 --> 01:14:49.720 be in a situation where you can use that effectively. Ever you're going you 1071 01:14:49.800 --> 01:14:54.079 are going to die, you can use it effectively. But when they're on 1072 01:14:54.239 --> 01:14:56.880 skyscrapers like that, I was like, that shit is just dangerous. There's 1073 01:14:56.920 --> 01:15:00.640 no good reason to be up that high ever, Like think about it, 1074 01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:02.880 like if you're living a kind of lifestyle where like you're fucking like tagging shit 1075 01:15:03.039 --> 01:15:06.479 up, or like if you're robbed like a person at this parkour. They're 1076 01:15:06.520 --> 01:15:11.279 probably the ultimate kind of people that brought robbing mug people because they're gone like 1077 01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:13.760 you, they mug you, they're up a fire escaping like yo, this 1078 01:15:13.840 --> 01:15:15.960 guy's geeks. He's up somewhere now. I don't know where he is anymore. 1079 01:15:15.960 --> 01:15:17.800 I was looking at it for a little bit and then he did some 1080 01:15:17.880 --> 01:15:21.039 shipm me and now I don't know where he is. That guy that escaped 1081 01:15:21.079 --> 01:15:25.680 prison, Like I think he was a parkour dude because he walked up a 1082 01:15:25.760 --> 01:15:28.640 wall. Oh yeah, that fucking guy. That that dude, who, 1083 01:15:28.960 --> 01:15:32.159 oh my god. That little Mexican guy, A little Mexican guy. He 1084 01:15:32.239 --> 01:15:35.119 likes. He's like slayed a bunch of people with like a they killed someone 1085 01:15:35.199 --> 01:15:41.399 who really killed somebody. I think he killed his his girlfriend because she was 1086 01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:45.119 gonna knock at him for killing somebody. And then so he was in prison 1087 01:15:45.560 --> 01:15:47.239 and he was gonna, I think, get sitting, so he got sittings 1088 01:15:47.319 --> 01:15:50.680 and then he just he crab walked this way up a wall, jumped over 1089 01:15:50.760 --> 01:15:58.079 some razor wire and he fucking he bounced. It's crazy, un they caught 1090 01:15:58.119 --> 01:16:00.319 him. They caught him because that guy's name, I forget his name. 1091 01:16:00.640 --> 01:16:08.479 Let me look it up. Killer Escape. Yeah, that's that's escaped Pennsylvania 1092 01:16:08.520 --> 01:16:12.760 prisoner now now armed with a stolen rifle and extremely dangerous. Police say, 1093 01:16:12.800 --> 01:16:16.600 September twelve. So that's uh if it's updated, because he's he's been caught 1094 01:16:17.439 --> 01:16:21.760 and he stole he stoles somebody's twenty two from their garage because at first he 1095 01:16:21.960 --> 01:16:25.600 escaped because where he escaped there was a lot of brush and a lot of 1096 01:16:25.920 --> 01:16:30.920 jungle ish type of you know. Danilo. Danilo Cavalcante taken into custody after 1097 01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:39.000 he was seduced, seduced, subdued by a police dog. He was seduced 1098 01:16:39.079 --> 01:16:50.840 by like a big coming coming bark bark, fucked me barn bark, Like, 1099 01:16:51.319 --> 01:17:02.600 oh ho, that's a sexy heymes, I'll kill you later. I'll 1100 01:17:02.680 --> 01:17:09.279 kill you later. I'll kill you later, I say, fuck me me 1101 01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:17.119 school's schools something, bro, I gotta go fuck this dog real quick. 1102 01:17:17.199 --> 01:17:26.640 Boot It was a police dog. Oh you got me the dog. The 1103 01:17:26.800 --> 01:17:30.880 dog's wearing a wire and it's it's like under a fucking it's under a police 1104 01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:38.840 vest that he didn't he didn't know get notice this dog? Well, oh 1105 01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:45.159 no, you got me, dude. They got me, man, all 1106 01:17:45.279 --> 01:17:51.119 right, they got me. Look, Uh it's I don't know, so 1107 01:17:51.199 --> 01:17:56.800 I'm sorry. So this Yeah, but there's a video. If you look 1108 01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.760 at the video of this dude escaping, it's so funny because he literally just 1109 01:18:00.119 --> 01:18:03.560 he you like, it's what I used to do in like my apartment hallway 1110 01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:06.359 when I was like a child, where you would like you would walk and 1111 01:18:06.359 --> 01:18:09.640 you would put your hands on one wall, you put your feet on the 1112 01:18:09.680 --> 01:18:13.399 other and just like walk up like that. And he somehow fucking broke out 1113 01:18:13.439 --> 01:18:16.399 of prison that way. That's insane, that that's a that's all that's required 1114 01:18:16.439 --> 01:18:18.760 to break out of prison. Like it's like a movie. You always think 1115 01:18:18.840 --> 01:18:21.720 like, oh, it's bullshit, and then this motherfucker does it. It's 1116 01:18:21.720 --> 01:18:26.479 totally real, dude. You actually hear about them shitty, how shitty prison 1117 01:18:26.560 --> 01:18:31.439 conditions are. That there are people that make routes for themselves regularly. They'll 1118 01:18:31.439 --> 01:18:34.520 go to McDonald's, they'll go see their girlfriends, and then they'll come back 1119 01:18:34.600 --> 01:18:43.760 to prison. The prison system is so much like there needs to be a 1120 01:18:43.880 --> 01:18:46.680 there's probably some good documentaries on I'm sure, but it's it's so silly when 1121 01:18:46.720 --> 01:18:50.159 you actually hear about how dumb the conditions are. There's not enough guards, 1122 01:18:50.520 --> 01:18:55.119 that everything's fucked, and then people are just like coming in and out and 1123 01:18:55.239 --> 01:18:58.119 I'm like, wait, would you just leave forever? Why would just come 1124 01:18:58.159 --> 01:19:00.800 back in? I don't know. People get used to those conditions, man, 1125 01:19:00.880 --> 01:19:03.239 It's really sad. That is true. That is true. You get 1126 01:19:03.279 --> 01:19:09.920 institutionalized. That is true. Yeah, you get three meals a day. 1127 01:19:10.000 --> 01:19:12.960 You know, it's really really really really got this one that we got this, 1128 01:19:13.079 --> 01:19:15.880 we got this question, We got this question from Sandwich. It's pretty 1129 01:19:15.880 --> 01:19:18.479 good. Hello you combined Oreo. Since you three are so musically inclined, 1130 01:19:19.000 --> 01:19:21.920 I have to ask, what is the worst line or bar in a song 1131 01:19:23.039 --> 01:19:26.399 you've ever fucking heard? Personally? I think it has to be the line 1132 01:19:26.439 --> 01:19:30.199 from Fallout Boys we didn't start the fire cover Megan Marcol. Oh, yeah, 1133 01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:36.079 Megan Marcol George Floyd birds Khalifa Metroid. It's fucking insane. I didn't 1134 01:19:36.079 --> 01:19:42.800 even listen to that line. That is the line in in the fall Up 1135 01:19:42.800 --> 01:19:48.119 Boys. Awesome, So George Floyd ris with Metroids. Awesome. Wait, 1136 01:19:48.279 --> 01:19:59.199 what at least a picture of Sam is fucking like like like and a fucking 1137 01:19:59.359 --> 01:20:03.600 charge shot leading behind his head. Yeah but he right, he continues, 1138 01:20:03.880 --> 01:20:08.640 There's just something, there's just something hilarious abut ryming George Floyd with Metroid that 1139 01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:12.279 both feels out of touch and like they didn't even try. Yeah, it's 1140 01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:15.399 yeah, it's it's not a good rhyme, and it's also just like not 1141 01:20:15.920 --> 01:20:19.720 the right place for that pretty fucked up line. It's it's from Rick Ross. 1142 01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:24.479 He's like, I put Molly on her champagne. She even know it 1143 01:20:25.680 --> 01:20:31.560 and enjoyed that even. I was just like, I was like that, 1144 01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:35.000 but the but the beat, that beat is Metro Metro woman, so the 1145 01:20:35.119 --> 01:20:40.119 beat's fire, and I'm like, it's kind of hypnotic. I heard the 1146 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:43.319 line perk up, like like when you call a dog like You're like, 1147 01:20:43.960 --> 01:20:46.079 You're like, like, wait, what did he say? She didn't even 1148 01:20:46.319 --> 01:20:51.800 know I took home and enjoyed her bro and you fucking they're bragging about it 1149 01:20:54.199 --> 01:20:58.039 that I don't even know it. I don't know. I think the one 1150 01:20:58.079 --> 01:21:02.159 that I would oh man, the one that I would pick is probably Oh 1151 01:21:02.319 --> 01:21:04.800 fuck, I just had it too. I just had it in my brain. 1152 01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:09.479 H No, okay, yeah it was. It was. It was 1153 01:21:09.640 --> 01:21:15.119 kid rock in fucking Osmosis Jones when he says uh when he says something like 1154 01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:18.560 I like them under agec or whatever. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, 1155 01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:23.760 yeah, I do. Some some some say it's statute tory, but I 1156 01:21:23.920 --> 01:21:28.279 say it's mandatory. That's a line, a real line. I'm like, 1157 01:21:28.319 --> 01:21:30.920 oh my god, oh my god. So it's like, you know, 1158 01:21:30.079 --> 01:21:33.880 not not not great great, it has to be some sort of context and 1159 01:21:33.920 --> 01:21:36.119 clear that up. Though there has some no no, no, he's just 1160 01:21:36.279 --> 01:21:43.760 he's just a man. The the amount of the amount of snitching that people 1161 01:21:44.119 --> 01:21:47.319 that artists put in there and their songs is kind of alarming. I mean, 1162 01:21:47.359 --> 01:21:50.680 even think about r Kelly, what do you think about what is it 1163 01:21:50.720 --> 01:22:00.199 called a bumping grind? Like allegedly their songs about u Aliah and that's like 1164 01:22:00.760 --> 01:22:02.239 ultra illegal because he met her, you know, I think he married her 1165 01:22:02.239 --> 01:22:04.880 when she was fifteen and he was like twenty seven or something, and like 1166 01:22:05.000 --> 01:22:08.399 she was like my mind telling me no, but my body, my body 1167 01:22:08.560 --> 01:22:13.079 telling me yes. And it's like this song is just about fucking literally statutory 1168 01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:15.039 rape. I was like, that's crazy. Why would you write it? 1169 01:22:15.159 --> 01:22:19.399 Why would you do that? I gotta want, I gotta get these feelings. 1170 01:22:19.560 --> 01:22:24.760 Yeah, I really got to turn into a song like it's It's one 1171 01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:27.159 of the things we always say, like if if you're gonna be a freak, 1172 01:22:27.279 --> 01:22:30.960 pervert whatever, degenerate, like at the very least keeping your mouth. 1173 01:22:33.079 --> 01:22:36.840 Jesus, you think you think got of just self preservation, you'd think like, 1174 01:22:36.920 --> 01:22:40.520 yeah, I'm not gonna write this song. So what happens that because 1175 01:22:40.520 --> 01:22:43.359 you have to know, like even back then when it was like more normal, 1176 01:22:43.439 --> 01:22:45.640 like I mean like it was more through all through all of human history, 1177 01:22:46.000 --> 01:22:49.159 for the majority of human history, like like fucking old guys have been 1178 01:22:49.199 --> 01:22:53.000 marrying like fucking thirteen year olds. Like it's it's sad, but that's it's 1179 01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:56.159 actually like very real, like like it's it's maybe like point zero zero zero 1180 01:22:56.239 --> 01:23:00.000 zero zero zero years zero one percent of all of human history has been you 1181 01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:04.520 know, opposed to that generally, you know, but even so, like 1182 01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:09.640 I feel like you still kind of I don't know, you have to understand 1183 01:23:09.720 --> 01:23:15.439 on some level that that that's not great, yeah, and that you probably 1184 01:23:15.439 --> 01:23:17.560 shouldn't write. But there's so many instances of that like in songs too, 1185 01:23:17.600 --> 01:23:25.479 Like there's so many songs about like she was just she was only fourteen and 1186 01:23:25.640 --> 01:23:29.720 she makes my pain scream, Like it's just it's fucking crazy. Like how 1187 01:23:29.800 --> 01:23:33.279 many songs there are Stacy's Mom You think about a fucking crazy that's it's almost 1188 01:23:33.279 --> 01:23:35.960 that's almost the reverse kind of it is the reverse, but it's still kind 1189 01:23:36.000 --> 01:23:40.119 of a crazy song to write where you're just like, man, I'm really 1190 01:23:40.199 --> 01:23:43.680 trying to like I'm a kid, I'm really trying to fuck this mom, 1191 01:23:44.279 --> 01:23:46.439 and I'm like, that's it's it's fun. It's a fun song. But 1192 01:23:46.479 --> 01:23:49.039 when you think about it, like guds if, like we always say, 1193 01:23:49.079 --> 01:23:54.039 if the rules are reversed, how fucking people would have freaked the fuck out 1194 01:23:54.439 --> 01:23:57.039 if it was like a, I don't know how old the kid is in 1195 01:23:57.119 --> 01:23:59.680 the song, let's just say twelve or whatever, and then there's like this 1196 01:24:00.239 --> 01:24:05.279 year old old dude and she's like fucking up. Yeah, Stacy's dad has 1197 01:24:05.359 --> 01:24:08.560 got you know, like the people be like, yo, what's going on? 1198 01:24:10.000 --> 01:24:12.239 I Maine? He was just gay though. Imagine this is this thirteen 1199 01:24:12.319 --> 01:24:15.720 year old boys trying to fuck Stacy's Dad's just funny. I like their sister. 1200 01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:21.159 He's like, look said I wish he was my pre east. He's 1201 01:24:21.199 --> 01:24:26.680 like he locks the door, hes, he like walks and locks the door, 1202 01:24:27.239 --> 01:24:30.199 and look, someone's getting sucked right now. Man, it was one 1203 01:24:30.279 --> 01:24:33.079 of us. How do you feel about this? Uh? Because Chris Evans 1204 01:24:33.119 --> 01:24:36.079 recently got married, right and he's he's forty two and he got married to 1205 01:24:36.239 --> 01:24:41.079 a twenty six year old twenty six he got married again. You can know 1206 01:24:41.159 --> 01:24:43.479 what you want. Oh, I didn't even know he was married before he 1207 01:24:45.239 --> 01:24:48.039 married old woman before his first wife. I didn't know that, so he 1208 01:24:48.159 --> 01:24:53.119 just he just married down. Well, I will say it's past the age 1209 01:24:53.159 --> 01:24:58.159 of the uh the the when there's the there's this thing going on online in 1210 01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:03.079 the Mano Spear Christian sect where past twenty five is just is broken. So 1211 01:25:03.479 --> 01:25:08.359 it's at least it's not that's so crazy it is. It's I mean, 1212 01:25:08.399 --> 01:25:14.680 it's true, it's true, but it's nuts. It's true. It's true, 1213 01:25:14.720 --> 01:25:16.760 but it's mean, uh yeah, so okay, she's twenty six. 1214 01:25:17.680 --> 01:25:21.960 I My whole thing is, it's I just I need to see the dynamic 1215 01:25:23.039 --> 01:25:26.399 before I can judge. It's kind of like, I don't know if you 1216 01:25:26.479 --> 01:25:31.840 guys seen book nine eight recent yea, I am one of those people that, 1217 01:25:32.319 --> 01:25:36.159 even though it is legal, I'm like, there's no like, this 1218 01:25:36.439 --> 01:25:43.239 is a this chick is hurting. She is not you know, this is 1219 01:25:43.520 --> 01:25:45.079 it's not well people, and it's not even yeah, and it's not even 1220 01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:49.600 me speculating. They have said publicly that they bonded over trauma, and I'm 1221 01:25:49.640 --> 01:25:56.479 like, of course, that's literally old that's literally it's literally a trauma bond. 1222 01:25:56.560 --> 01:26:00.640 And it's like the worst possible way in the worst. It's it's so 1223 01:26:00.760 --> 01:26:03.680 funny that that was like a publicized thing that she said that he's like that 1224 01:26:04.000 --> 01:26:10.560 and he's also fifty and she's like like twenty and that's that's that's crazy. 1225 01:26:11.239 --> 01:26:15.359 If you look at her, like all the signs because she's she's she she's 1226 01:26:15.840 --> 01:26:18.319 admitted that she doesn't have a good relationship with her parents. You look at 1227 01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:21.560 her, she is, she's, she's thin. She uh, she's very 1228 01:26:21.680 --> 01:26:26.720 much into drugs. Like this is just me. This is me, like 1229 01:26:26.840 --> 01:26:30.000 looking into it for like ten minutes and I'm like, oh, I see 1230 01:26:30.000 --> 01:26:32.840 what this is and looks like Arkansas. Look, look look, let me, 1231 01:26:33.720 --> 01:26:35.880 let me, let me be, let me be real, let me 1232 01:26:35.920 --> 01:26:45.279 real. Rights he can't get Yeah, all right, yeah he can marry. 1233 01:26:45.439 --> 01:26:46.199 I mean, I think I think that Chris. By the way, 1234 01:26:46.560 --> 01:26:49.720 just to be clear, I think Chris everything, it's fine. I think 1235 01:26:49.960 --> 01:26:54.720 if you're twenty twenty, if you're twenty five and over, like quite frankly, 1236 01:26:54.880 --> 01:26:57.239 like you're a fucking adult, you know what you're fucking doing. I 1237 01:26:57.319 --> 01:27:00.439 knew. Look, man, if if I would know what I was doing 1238 01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:03.359 at like personally, I would know what I was doing at twenty two, 1239 01:27:03.720 --> 01:27:05.920 Like if I if I was if I was, like if I was like 1240 01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:11.079 trying, if I was dating, like I don't know, some some Sophia 1241 01:27:11.119 --> 01:27:13.359 Forgara or something, you know what I mean, Like Sophia Frigara at twenty 1242 01:27:13.399 --> 01:27:15.399 two. It's like, let me tell you something. I know what I'm 1243 01:27:15.439 --> 01:27:17.039 doing, right, I know what I'm doing at twenty At twenty two, 1244 01:27:17.039 --> 01:27:19.439 I know what I'm doing at twenty six, you absolutely know what you're doing. 1245 01:27:19.600 --> 01:27:23.279 It's fine. I guess the only thing I would change it would be 1246 01:27:23.319 --> 01:27:26.319 like how long they've been doing Like if if if it was like they were 1247 01:27:26.399 --> 01:27:28.920 dating, she was like twenty you know, like you know what I mean, 1248 01:27:29.079 --> 01:27:30.119 Like if it was like a sixty year relationship or something, and then 1249 01:27:30.159 --> 01:27:32.720 like the end they got married like that, I would be fucking a little 1250 01:27:33.000 --> 01:27:38.159 a little bizarre, little bit a little weird, not entirely, I think 1251 01:27:39.479 --> 01:27:44.079 personally, even for me right now, someone that is twenty five, I 1252 01:27:44.159 --> 01:27:47.720 feel it's a bit young for me, even me currently right now, I'm 1253 01:27:47.920 --> 01:27:51.600 I'm a relationship. So this is hypothetically, if I wasn't, I could 1254 01:27:51.680 --> 01:27:57.159 sleep with someone else potentially like twenty two years old at like my current twenty 1255 01:27:57.239 --> 01:27:59.880 nine year old age. But I wouldn't do right, so I wouldn't date 1256 01:28:00.119 --> 01:28:02.319 someone. Well, there is, Yeah, there's a difference between like hooking 1257 01:28:02.359 --> 01:28:06.399 up and dating. I think dating is a lot more like but but I 1258 01:28:06.439 --> 01:28:09.319 find it very weird. It's very weird to hold. People are like, 1259 01:28:09.600 --> 01:28:17.399 I can't wait that she's eighteen because it is a day ago. You're fucking 1260 01:28:17.520 --> 01:28:23.039 creep bro like watching that's insane. Yeah, yeah, I think, but 1261 01:28:23.159 --> 01:28:27.439 it kind of shows you that I don't freak I don't freak out of the 1262 01:28:28.840 --> 01:28:31.279 arbitrary. At the same time, not absolutely as arbitrary, it totally is. 1263 01:28:32.119 --> 01:28:35.920 My main concern is because my main concert because obviously most of these perverts, 1264 01:28:36.239 --> 01:28:41.479 the reason why they go after younger women, but younger sorry young girls 1265 01:28:41.760 --> 01:28:45.039 is because oh easily you get you can fuck. It's easier to sleep with 1266 01:28:45.119 --> 01:28:48.439 them than someone who's much more mature and and it has more self respect. 1267 01:28:48.439 --> 01:28:53.119 Blah blah blah. Those people, I'm like, okay, scumbags. I 1268 01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:57.239 don't freak out about them as much as ones that are actual. You know, 1269 01:28:57.439 --> 01:29:00.159 I like, I like, I love what people say now and never 1270 01:29:00.319 --> 01:29:02.159 like pdf file. I love that this is the way to get around it. 1271 01:29:02.239 --> 01:29:05.720 I love it's so clever. So people say pdf files where people who 1272 01:29:05.920 --> 01:29:10.359 want the prepubest it. And because my whole thing is much my brain can 1273 01:29:10.399 --> 01:29:13.920 never even compute a little bit these like these perfects that are waiting for you, 1274 01:29:14.039 --> 01:29:17.079 said bad baby to turn eighteen, because at the very least, I'm 1275 01:29:17.119 --> 01:29:24.520 like, this bitch was like dressing all scantily clad and she's like, oh, 1276 01:29:25.159 --> 01:29:27.920 entering womanhood and ship, so at least they're not like, oh, 1277 01:29:28.079 --> 01:29:30.640 let me get this stick figure vessel thing and some reason I want to like 1278 01:29:30.720 --> 01:29:34.520 that ship is crazy to me. Never I'll never understand it. I can't 1279 01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:39.720 understand it. But I know why the freaks want to do the bad because 1280 01:29:39.720 --> 01:29:41.800 they think that, like all, this is a little young girl, she's 1281 01:29:41.840 --> 01:29:45.840 stupid and easily manipulative. I know what they're trying to do. Who is 1282 01:29:45.039 --> 01:29:50.359 very young in appearance, and the way people come onto her makes me feel 1283 01:29:50.399 --> 01:29:59.479 really uncomfortable because yeah, it's I think Christmas person and if you think, 1284 01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:05.239 and it makes me feel very uncomfortable because every time the person shows maturity, 1285 01:30:06.199 --> 01:30:14.720 you're going to comments and you see a lot of people very angry about this 1286 01:30:14.920 --> 01:30:20.000 person acknowledging that they are still an adult. And I'm like, what the 1287 01:30:20.399 --> 01:30:26.439 fuck is wrong with people, dude, like their whole ass profile, like 1288 01:30:26.560 --> 01:30:29.920 their mom and dad following them, and they're just like, ah ill, 1289 01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:34.880 don't show that. It's like, don't show this person's a legal aged adult. 1290 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:39.479 I mean, it's definitely. Let me ask you, guys, it's 1291 01:30:39.760 --> 01:30:45.359 weird. How do you guys feel about the school girl outfit like fetish or 1292 01:30:45.399 --> 01:30:46.640 kink or whatever? How do you how do you feel about that? I 1293 01:30:46.720 --> 01:30:53.319 thought it was cool when I was thirteen. I grew up. I gotta 1294 01:30:53.399 --> 01:31:00.119 tell you there, I do, so I totally understand the because I'm one 1295 01:31:00.119 --> 01:31:02.359 of the people that I don't really see it as it's not anything I think. 1296 01:31:02.359 --> 01:31:04.039 I don't think of my wife like, oh I wish you would go 1297 01:31:04.079 --> 01:31:08.960 get like a schoolgirl outfit or whatever, because that's not as a as a 1298 01:31:09.159 --> 01:31:12.560 you know, a guy in his thirties. I don't care about school or 1299 01:31:12.600 --> 01:31:15.319 anything like that doesn't excite me. But I will say there's some people, 1300 01:31:15.439 --> 01:31:18.600 and I'm trying to just be fair, I think there's some people that they 1301 01:31:18.760 --> 01:31:23.680 just like the skimpiness of it, like when it's like that, and it's 1302 01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:29.920 not actually just the There are obviously, like schoolgirl uniforms that are like that 1303 01:31:30.159 --> 01:31:33.359 they're made to specifically be like right, and it's not like borderline lingerie and 1304 01:31:33.439 --> 01:31:39.399 that's not that's yeah, that's not that catholic long skirt thing. And you're 1305 01:31:39.439 --> 01:31:41.439 like, oh, man, I just I wish you were a high school 1306 01:31:41.760 --> 01:31:44.159 I guess, but it is. I mean, I'm I'm I'm not trying 1307 01:31:44.159 --> 01:31:45.720 to kink shame. I think it is overall. I think it's a little 1308 01:31:45.720 --> 01:31:48.439 bit weird. Overall. It's a little bit weird to me, just because 1309 01:31:48.479 --> 01:31:51.159 like I feel like the people want to do the role playing or something and 1310 01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:55.079 I'm not. I'm not really, you know, personally, I'm not. 1311 01:31:55.159 --> 01:31:57.479 I'm not into that. I can't be acting. I can't be acting. 1312 01:31:57.520 --> 01:32:00.159 And it looks like, man I did it one time, dude, and 1313 01:32:00.199 --> 01:32:03.039 if you if you want me to act, you better fucking pay right, 1314 01:32:03.279 --> 01:32:06.600 because that's a fucking that's I'm not. Look, I'm not an actor, 1315 01:32:06.720 --> 01:32:11.000 Okay, I'm not here to fucking pretend to be a fucking teacher or something 1316 01:32:11.119 --> 01:32:14.960 like the No, I didn't. I didn't like it. Someone someone wanted 1317 01:32:15.000 --> 01:32:16.720 to do that shit like act do like a sting. I wasn't. I 1318 01:32:17.319 --> 01:32:20.840 hated that like a play for a while and I stopped for a while. 1319 01:32:21.880 --> 01:32:28.359 I'm sorry. That's that's that's I can't. That's the most dude people that 1320 01:32:28.560 --> 01:32:30.279 like, I know dudes that let that slide. I'm like, but you 1321 01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:35.520 deserve better than that. You deserve better than to before you get push you 1322 01:32:35.560 --> 01:32:41.880 gotta get called the Edward like three times. Yeah, everyone, everyone deserves 1323 01:32:41.920 --> 01:32:48.079 better than that. It's like, can't be that good dog? She called 1324 01:32:48.119 --> 01:32:53.640 you nword. You gotta sit with that. You gotta you gotta sit with 1325 01:32:53.760 --> 01:32:56.279 be called the Edward? A hard dick? Bro? What if she doesn't? 1326 01:32:56.439 --> 01:32:58.760 What if you guys fuck up and you guys don't finish that nighte you 1327 01:32:58.880 --> 01:33:00.439 just gotta called the Edward like three times, just sit there with a hard 1328 01:33:00.520 --> 01:33:05.479 dick into the rest of the morning. What if he busted faster? Oh 1329 01:33:05.880 --> 01:33:14.439 he didn't even he just liked even didn't even touch any day. You're like 1330 01:33:14.520 --> 01:33:21.560 this, You're so disappointed, he came so hard. You're still gonna let 1331 01:33:21.560 --> 01:33:27.039 it happen, though, because that we'll start rapping, rapping things. I'm 1332 01:33:27.079 --> 01:33:29.279 fucking starving right now. I need to eat. I haven't eaten all day, 1333 01:33:29.760 --> 01:33:33.880 and we saw have another the other episode to record later. So it's 1334 01:33:33.960 --> 01:33:36.119 rather this baby up. At first, I want to answer one question because 1335 01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:39.760 oh yeah, let's do it. Uh, this has just directed it. 1336 01:33:39.800 --> 01:33:41.399 Maybe it's a it's a quick one, and I just want to get it 1337 01:33:41.439 --> 01:33:44.680 off the list. She sells Seashells by the sea shore and he sells Seashells 1338 01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:46.279 on the Seafloor Roadin says Hello, Jen, simple question for you. Is 1339 01:33:46.479 --> 01:33:49.720 Chris Ray Gun named after the raging from cod Zombies. Do you enjoy the 1340 01:33:49.760 --> 01:33:51.920 series? No, it has them to do with that. It literally just 1341 01:33:53.840 --> 01:33:56.000 I've explained this a couple times with like, I'm I'm sure there are new 1342 01:33:56.039 --> 01:34:00.199 people. I just didn't know what. I didn't want my last name him 1343 01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:01.520 to be part of my channel, and so it was just Chris Ray for 1344 01:34:01.560 --> 01:34:03.720 a while. But that felt like incomplete, and I just kept trying to 1345 01:34:03.800 --> 01:34:06.720 find stuff to put after it, and Gun was the only thing that worked, 1346 01:34:06.800 --> 01:34:12.760 and that was what my name was when everything kind of started exploding and 1347 01:34:12.760 --> 01:34:15.279 I was like, well, I'm stuck here, but I guess not. 1348 01:34:15.640 --> 01:34:17.560 No, that's what a lot of people do. A lot of people would 1349 01:34:17.560 --> 01:34:24.159 say that the unhinged fucking like uh, like progressive people would like they would 1350 01:34:24.159 --> 01:34:28.520 always be like, he's fucking named after Reagan. I've never even considered that, 1351 01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:33.840 Like, I know, I'm kidding with the idea that people thought that 1352 01:34:35.000 --> 01:34:38.920 that was a real that was a very very real criticism that was living. 1353 01:34:38.920 --> 01:34:40.800 And I was like, it blew my mind because I was like, I'd 1354 01:34:40.880 --> 01:34:45.199 never once thought of that ever in my fucking life. I just didn't want 1355 01:34:45.239 --> 01:34:47.079 to be Chris Ray because that's not anything. Also, that was a baseball 1356 01:34:47.079 --> 01:34:49.479 player, I'm pretty sure somewhere, and I was like, fuck uh, 1357 01:34:49.720 --> 01:34:53.880 and there's nothing that does after There's nothing else that you can put after that 1358 01:34:53.960 --> 01:34:57.720 fucking name. It's it. It's it. You're pretty much the Ravens. 1359 01:34:57.840 --> 01:35:01.079 It makes some fucking sense. You should. You should change it to Chris 1360 01:35:01.199 --> 01:35:04.920 gay Gun during Pride Month. Then I did that? You did, Oh 1361 01:35:05.119 --> 01:35:08.800 yeah, I usually do that. I was like, I get this idea. 1362 01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:11.199 I must have seen it and been like, oh man, I'm gonna 1363 01:35:11.239 --> 01:35:13.680 tell him about that. And I felt like I did that. It was 1364 01:35:13.880 --> 01:35:16.560 whole idea. No. I did that in like twenty fifteen too, like 1365 01:35:16.680 --> 01:35:19.039 when when like because that was what people were calling me and I was like, 1366 01:35:19.199 --> 01:35:24.960 all right, anyway, you know, Ronnie Ray, Ronnie Reagan is 1367 01:35:25.039 --> 01:35:28.399 kind of dope. That's Ronnie Reagan. Yeah yeah, we have a we 1368 01:35:28.520 --> 01:35:32.840 have some some bumper stickers on on sacred symbols that have because Calm Moriarty's last 1369 01:35:32.880 --> 01:35:35.760 name is Moriarty in mind, and we have like the same like a Bush 1370 01:35:35.800 --> 01:35:42.479 Reagan. Oh yeah, and it says Moriarty reagun on it nice, pretty 1371 01:35:42.520 --> 01:35:46.720 good. Anyway, let's u let's fus get onto reading these fucking names. 1372 01:35:48.079 --> 01:35:53.640 You still don't have vidie. Okay, all right, I'm gonna okay, 1373 01:35:53.720 --> 01:35:56.840 okay, I'm okay, all right, yeah yeah, all right, let's 1374 01:35:56.960 --> 01:36:00.960 uh let's read these names. Uh active, there we go twenty five, 1375 01:36:01.119 --> 01:36:09.319 all right, cut me down three two one, uh uh, there goes 1376 01:36:09.399 --> 01:36:15.920 my what There goes my homo. Watch him as as he blows nice very 1377 01:36:16.000 --> 01:36:31.600 good, There goes my homo. Watch him as he blows so fucking stupid 1378 01:36:31.640 --> 01:36:36.560 Shama llama long schlang. I'm forty four episodes behind and catching up quickly. 1379 01:36:36.680 --> 01:36:45.079 This is a threat, ye Yanti walmart berg u n d C thirteen uh 1380 01:36:45.279 --> 01:36:48.800 cipher graph professional sink pisser. They should put a GoPro on e DP to 1381 01:36:48.840 --> 01:36:53.640 show what happens to him. The only snark tank patron who have both justifiably 1382 01:36:53.680 --> 01:36:57.319 and verbally verifiably shot and killed not just one, but two people. His 1383 01:36:57.479 --> 01:37:02.760 balls are sweaty. D's week Ars is heavy, British ars is heavy. 1384 01:37:03.159 --> 01:37:09.880 Nice, He's there's semen on his sweater already, starfish spreading star That's not 1385 01:37:10.000 --> 01:37:13.159 bad. That's not bad. Like the semen on a sweat already is one 1386 01:37:13.239 --> 01:37:17.319 that I've honestly, honestly, honestly, there's something there that could be fucking 1387 01:37:17.399 --> 01:37:23.960 one splood yourself. That's that's pretty. That's not fucking bad at all. 1388 01:37:24.079 --> 01:37:27.199 It's not bad. The seam on your sweat already is something that I say 1389 01:37:27.239 --> 01:37:30.800 to myself like regularly. So it's already there for sure. That's pretty. 1390 01:37:30.880 --> 01:37:34.960 That's pretty good. Man, that's not bad. That's good. We'll we'll 1391 01:37:35.000 --> 01:37:38.800 think, we'll look into it. Well, we'll put some R and D 1392 01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:43.479 into that. Uh, Adolpho the Twink, Lord of Come and master of 1393 01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:46.920 man ass Sweeney like my weenie Keith David, all their dicks are brown, 1394 01:37:47.119 --> 01:37:50.840 All their dicks are brown. And and this is and this guy is gay, 1395 01:37:51.039 --> 01:37:54.520 Yeah, this guy is gay. I've sucked on a cock. I 1396 01:37:54.520 --> 01:37:56.920 don't know what this is. I don't know what this one. I'm sorry, 1397 01:37:57.359 --> 01:38:02.760 damn Benjamin Air and Shapiro. Yeah, uh, come in my ass. 1398 01:38:02.880 --> 01:38:08.239 You're drilling me, drilling me. All all I want is your ooze. 1399 01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:12.960 I don't know what that is. Fuck, we're getting stoned. Like, 1400 01:38:13.079 --> 01:38:15.960 what's up? Man? You gotta put the song you're parroting next with 1401 01:38:15.239 --> 01:38:19.439 eventually. Yeah, yeah, listen, I do like guessing it, but 1402 01:38:19.560 --> 01:38:31.680 it was just damn whatever do you like? Coming ms in my coming coming 1403 01:38:31.720 --> 01:38:42.199 in my head? That's a whole, that's awesome. I love that, 1404 01:38:42.359 --> 01:38:45.760 all right. Caucasian container, the cracker bowl for Gaye. Keith David tinfoil 1405 01:38:45.840 --> 01:38:48.039 tyrant because I'm a hex girl and I'm gonna put put my cum on you, 1406 01:38:48.319 --> 01:38:53.439 putting black face on my light bulbs. Keith David raped my dragon, 1407 01:38:54.520 --> 01:38:58.319 Max Silhouette, Sweeney Sweeney Sweeney, Swallow up my Pennie, bend my dick, 1408 01:38:58.359 --> 01:39:00.960 come in and snatch sings and the signs and the signs. Some cock 1409 01:39:01.039 --> 01:39:04.520 were written on the bathroom stalls. Dick and balls. She pipkin on my 1410 01:39:04.560 --> 01:39:09.720 Pippa possum. Yes that's right, my real name. I tried the b 1411 01:39:10.760 --> 01:39:14.279 w oh, I tried the buffalo wild wings, cheese curds and and they're 1412 01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:15.399 just okay. No, man, you gotta try them with caramel. You're 1413 01:39:15.439 --> 01:39:18.720 missing your You missed the whole fucking point. You missed the entire point you 1414 01:39:18.840 --> 01:39:23.199 gotta put. You gotta ask them for the caramel dip. Trust me, 1415 01:39:23.880 --> 01:39:27.239 little climb up betree and fall out of it. I mean, that's unreal. 1416 01:39:27.319 --> 01:39:30.760 That's pretty mean. The man's the man who's outside your window. I'm 1417 01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:35.479 not using I'm not using stilts. I'm just that tall, average flip energy. 1418 01:39:36.439 --> 01:39:41.039 That's really scary on the fifth floor. You look at you guy waltz 1419 01:39:41.119 --> 01:39:43.560 past the window. Dude. I used to have this, really, I 1420 01:39:43.680 --> 01:39:45.560 used to have this insane fear. I used to have this insane fear of 1421 01:39:45.640 --> 01:39:51.600 like looking out my window on my fifth story apartment in Yonkers and just seeing 1422 01:39:51.640 --> 01:39:57.159 a guy's shadow, like a person, like a person shadow, Because the 1423 01:39:57.279 --> 01:40:00.640 very idea of that is so mind been dingle scary. That was just like 1424 01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:04.279 I can't. I would shut my windows like I would, I would close 1425 01:40:04.319 --> 01:40:06.640 the blinds, I would put the curtains up, just so I didn't have 1426 01:40:06.680 --> 01:40:10.359 a chance of seeing it. Yeah, if I was, like if I 1427 01:40:10.479 --> 01:40:12.920 lived like the fifth floor and that to somebody outside of my window, I 1428 01:40:12.920 --> 01:40:16.199 would push them, so when they hit the floor, they're doomed, like 1429 01:40:16.359 --> 01:40:21.680 falling down like that arc that hits the growl your head touches the floor. 1430 01:40:23.119 --> 01:40:31.319 Shit's blow it up. I'm a black belt and hate speech wrote in. 1431 01:40:31.680 --> 01:40:35.600 He says, uh, Star Coffee, I didn't he didn't write it, 1432 01:40:35.600 --> 01:40:39.039 and he's I'm reading the names. I'm sorry, I'm getting fucking I'm so 1433 01:40:39.199 --> 01:40:43.520 hungry, I'm delirious. Star Coffee. A mob of cock Goblin Goblin mobsters 1434 01:40:43.640 --> 01:40:47.000 Robin Robin, Williams, Grave, Gollumn and Smigle arguing over whether they say 1435 01:40:47.039 --> 01:40:50.720 the N word. Transform Gremlin exposing people with lactose and tomans in ninety million, 1436 01:40:50.840 --> 01:40:57.319 rodygens of ionizing radiation, Yush not Vin Penn, the Angelic Dungeon Master 1437 01:40:57.359 --> 01:41:01.279 presents Game of Thrown Special Victims Unit. Yeah, Craig the Canadian Richard Richard 1438 01:41:01.359 --> 01:41:04.840 Fisting declares that Craig the Canadian is dead parentheses. Maybe it's your boy, 1439 01:41:04.920 --> 01:41:13.399 Shawny d nine eleven two. This time it's personal. Uh uh, I 1440 01:41:13.479 --> 01:41:15.800 can't believe. Did you By the way, I know this is like tangential 1441 01:41:15.880 --> 01:41:18.520 to anything that we care about really on this show, but did you see 1442 01:41:18.760 --> 01:41:20.720 because even I know about this. That's how I know it's a big deal. 1443 01:41:20.760 --> 01:41:26.239 You see what happened to the Jets? Oh yeah, yeah, that's 1444 01:41:27.000 --> 01:41:30.520 that's so fucking crazy. So Aaron Rodgers, who's this like big star quarterback 1445 01:41:30.560 --> 01:41:34.239 that they got, Like he played for the Jets have sucked for a really, 1446 01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:38.239 really long time. So the fact that they got this guy and they 1447 01:41:38.720 --> 01:41:40.600 like, there was like a lot of hope. It was like, oh 1448 01:41:40.720 --> 01:41:42.840 man, the Jets are gonna do well. It's here because they got Aaron 1449 01:41:42.920 --> 01:41:46.039 Rodgers. And like I think in like the first like I don't know if 1450 01:41:46.039 --> 01:41:50.239 it was the first player four plays in, plays in, he tores, 1451 01:41:50.520 --> 01:41:54.560 he tores achilles tendon and he's just out for the rest of the years. 1452 01:41:55.000 --> 01:41:57.960 And and so he's so old. Who knows if he's even gonna come back 1453 01:41:57.960 --> 01:41:59.800 after this. Yeah he might not. He might not play again. And 1454 01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:00.800 I I know that, like, like we're not sports. I'm not a 1455 01:42:00.840 --> 01:42:02.920 sports person at all. But the fact that I know this at all is 1456 01:42:03.000 --> 01:42:08.000 you know, what I know isn't isn't calling a fucking cospan. It's calm, 1457 01:42:08.239 --> 01:42:10.920 it's calm and so and so people. But like it wasn't even because 1458 01:42:10.920 --> 01:42:13.840 of Colin necessarily because people were coming into my chapel. I was screaming Starfield 1459 01:42:14.159 --> 01:42:16.640 and saying you and saying check on Colin, make sure he's okay, Sure, 1460 01:42:16.680 --> 01:42:20.520 he's okay. So I literally thought about that, was like, I 1461 01:42:20.560 --> 01:42:26.479 wonder what Colin thinks right now? Dude, it is crazy on the floor 1462 01:42:26.479 --> 01:42:28.880 all just in a fetal position. Dude. We did we did this. 1463 01:42:29.039 --> 01:42:30.960 We did a secret with just us because Dustin's in Japan, and he was 1464 01:42:31.079 --> 01:42:34.000 like, we spent thirty minutes talking about it, and he was like, 1465 01:42:34.079 --> 01:42:36.640 the blunt answer. The blunt answer is like people were asking me how I 1466 01:42:36.680 --> 01:42:42.000 am. It's like the answer is like, I'm not okay. And I 1467 01:42:42.079 --> 01:42:44.920 felt bad for laughing, but it was so it was so funny to hear 1468 01:42:44.960 --> 01:42:47.199 that. Since I was in high school, they were that's been bad for 1469 01:42:47.239 --> 01:42:50.800 a while. They haven't been I was not since the fun They weren't even 1470 01:42:50.880 --> 01:42:56.640 good. No, bro, they even they wouldn't do lifetime. They're not 1471 01:42:56.920 --> 01:43:02.199 twenty twelve, twenty eleven. You think it's not good enough? Man? 1472 01:43:02.399 --> 01:43:05.680 They want they made They made it to the end of their their conference. 1473 01:43:05.920 --> 01:43:10.239 They were almost one, and they need a championship. Brother. Anyway, 1474 01:43:10.279 --> 01:43:13.079 the point is that, Like, it's that's such a crazy thing to happen. 1475 01:43:13.159 --> 01:43:15.199 It's so unlucky, like the Jesse of curse. And what's even what's 1476 01:43:15.239 --> 01:43:20.000 even crazier about it to me is that not only did it happen to the 1477 01:43:20.319 --> 01:43:24.920 Jets, but it happened to the Jets on nine to eleven, which is 1478 01:43:25.039 --> 01:43:30.520 amazing. New York's unlucky day. Man, Like New York Jets and nine 1479 01:43:30.520 --> 01:43:35.159 to eleven do not fucking mix. Man, that's the second time. That's 1480 01:43:35.199 --> 01:43:41.279 the second fucking time. How nutting is that? How fucking that's cosmic shit. 1481 01:43:41.560 --> 01:43:44.479 I was telling Colin's like, you couldn't write this and have it be 1482 01:43:44.560 --> 01:43:47.640 believable, Like it wouldn't believable if this happened. Yeah, you'd be like, 1483 01:43:47.760 --> 01:43:55.640 that's so shitty writing one of Aaron Rodgers towers. Yeah, yeah, 1484 01:43:55.720 --> 01:43:59.359 the twins, the Twin Tier, the first his legs of the twin Towers 1485 01:43:59.399 --> 01:44:09.439 in the first tower went down. Poor Aaron Man. I like, honestly, 1486 01:44:09.560 --> 01:44:12.960 dude, he must be well used to like him, but then he 1487 01:44:13.399 --> 01:44:16.239 he was like, oh he became one of those anti VAXX freaks and he 1488 01:44:16.319 --> 01:44:19.800 started going on like on the doing like podcast and ship being like he was. 1489 01:44:20.399 --> 01:44:27.159 That's why maybe that's why he's Achilles tended door crazy. I'm not getting 1490 01:44:27.199 --> 01:44:35.039 my Achilles backs, Achilles medicine getting my Achilles backs. Like, dude, 1491 01:44:35.079 --> 01:44:41.239 it's so funny. Imagine getting a plane, Imagine getting a call like a 1492 01:44:41.359 --> 01:44:46.640 tear his hit, A tear his hit Aaron Rodgers Achilles Tender Tears. That's 1493 01:44:46.720 --> 01:44:53.520 so great. Oh fuck, all right, I forgot. I totally forgot 1494 01:44:53.560 --> 01:44:56.720 to touch on that because it's like so so you know, but it did 1495 01:44:56.800 --> 01:44:59.560 happen. It was like one of the big things that actually did so unfortunate. 1496 01:45:00.399 --> 01:45:03.479 Yeah, yeah, best wishes too, whatever coin Yeah, yeah, 1497 01:45:03.560 --> 01:45:05.920 that's really I only feel bad for Colin. I don't really feel bad for 1498 01:45:06.000 --> 01:45:09.920 Air, and that guy's a fucking Infinity billionaire who gives a fuck. Yeah, 1499 01:45:09.960 --> 01:45:13.039 he'll be fine. And also I didn't know he was anti vacts. 1500 01:45:13.079 --> 01:45:15.439 I feel significantly less bad for me. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot about 1501 01:45:15.439 --> 01:45:17.239 it till right and I started thinking about his characters, like, yeah, 1502 01:45:17.479 --> 01:45:20.159 he's probably he probably thought he was fine. He's probably like so I'm old, 1503 01:45:20.279 --> 01:45:24.039 but like whatever, I fucking I take this homeopathic medicine and like, 1504 01:45:24.079 --> 01:45:28.000 fucking he cares. He probably got COVID like twenty times he got COVID eight 1505 01:45:28.119 --> 01:45:31.239 times weakened his fucking legs. Imagining at COVID so many times, your legs 1506 01:45:31.279 --> 01:45:35.319 are weaker, like actually your legs you like fucking rubble. And they're like, 1507 01:45:35.439 --> 01:45:41.000 yeah, stop getting COVID, stop getting this. Yeah, I'm still 1508 01:45:41.039 --> 01:45:44.159 alive. My legs are fucking weak. Bread tastes like soil, and water 1509 01:45:44.279 --> 01:45:47.439 taste like red, but like fucking whatever, Like I'm fine, let me 1510 01:45:47.520 --> 01:45:51.359 throw you the fucking ball. Yeah. It's not like training footage of him 1511 01:45:51.520 --> 01:45:57.439 or like he's like fucking like noodles and ship. He's like he's like a 1512 01:45:57.560 --> 01:46:01.199 blacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man. Okay, let's stop. Let's let 1513 01:46:01.479 --> 01:46:06.720 the next day he's wailing around like a fucking wacky waving inflatable I'm flailing tube 1514 01:46:06.720 --> 01:46:12.119 man. That's awesome. He looks like read Richards bro his fucking bumpets all 1515 01:46:12.239 --> 01:46:15.239 sorts silly. It's better than crudely painted not so funny poly would cut out 1516 01:46:15.239 --> 01:46:19.760 folk carts. That'd be worse. All right, let's Matt Walsh is here 1517 01:46:19.760 --> 01:46:23.760 of our times to be being for life. Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey uh 1518 01:46:24.119 --> 01:46:28.079 Andy butterknife on YouTube. Ben and Jerry neverminds, neverminds. I have ice 1519 01:46:28.119 --> 01:46:30.760 cream in my freezer and I haven't nice even opened. I've had it for 1520 01:46:30.840 --> 01:46:34.439 like weeks. How is this ice cream? Ice Cream's fine for a long 1521 01:46:34.560 --> 01:46:39.239 time, I assume unless it starts getting freezer burn. It's good. I 1522 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:41.199 mean, but freeze Burn's not that big of deal, is it. It 1523 01:46:41.359 --> 01:46:44.520 just makes it taste not good? Yeah, all right, yeah, I'll 1524 01:46:44.560 --> 01:46:45.520 probably I don't know. I gotta fucking I don't know. I don't like. 1525 01:46:45.560 --> 01:46:47.680 I don't know why I bought it. It'll take a long funk. 1526 01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:49.840 I love it, but my problem is I love ice cream. That's my 1527 01:46:49.920 --> 01:46:53.399 fucking problem. I like it, but it fucks my stomach gut. I 1528 01:46:53.520 --> 01:46:57.680 like it less than I think so. I think it's a sugar thing more 1529 01:46:57.720 --> 01:47:00.479 than anything, because I already kind of like I'm already trinking so much tea 1530 01:47:00.760 --> 01:47:05.520 with sugar and already so but all right, any butter enough on YouTube. 1531 01:47:05.520 --> 01:47:12.039 I reckon if the flash rapidly tensed and untensed his dick in bitches in a 1532 01:47:12.079 --> 01:47:19.199 bitch's mouth, it'd sound like a fleshy rattlesnake. That is that is crazy, 1533 01:47:19.960 --> 01:47:24.239 because that implies that there's like a loose kind of like almost like in 1534 01:47:24.319 --> 01:47:30.479 like a sprake, like a spray. Take can rapidly tensed and untensed. 1535 01:47:30.319 --> 01:47:38.079 You can only ten so fast, one every like one tense every two seconds, 1536 01:47:38.119 --> 01:47:44.920 I would imagine, right, Likester, that's true. Yeah, free 1537 01:47:45.159 --> 01:47:48.399 so buying buying Racons in twenty twenty and them shocking my ear and seizing functions 1538 01:47:48.439 --> 01:47:53.960 shortly after the warrant expired. Damn, that's so crazy. I thought my 1539 01:47:54.039 --> 01:47:56.079 racons for years. I don't even say that. It's like, I don't 1540 01:47:56.079 --> 01:47:58.319 even say that it's a sponsor, Like I get like they helped I mean, 1541 01:47:58.520 --> 01:48:00.119 they helped me a lot, but like I mean just genuinely like I 1542 01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:05.600 don't know they're they've they've been fine for me. Yeah. Same Uh slurping, 1543 01:48:05.680 --> 01:48:10.640 stroking, smoking, joking. Uh, emoticon is going like this morning, 1544 01:48:10.680 --> 01:48:13.600 alec Keith David. My name is Pengus Parker. I was bitten by 1545 01:48:13.600 --> 01:48:21.760 a radioactive dinner and for over fifteen years I've been YouTube poop many dinner to 1546 01:48:21.880 --> 01:48:28.039 the tune of Hey Jude by the Beatles. Hey Dude, come over here, 1547 01:48:29.680 --> 01:48:38.399 get on your knees and suck my penis. So it's not bad. 1548 01:48:38.399 --> 01:48:40.920 I would have I would have bad. It could be work shopped a little 1549 01:48:40.920 --> 01:48:43.000 bit, but that's there's there's something there for sure, there is something I 1550 01:48:43.119 --> 01:48:51.560 like that hate Jude, Hey, dude, night Obi, won't you blow 1551 01:48:51.600 --> 01:48:56.680 me? Keith David guys at Keith David. It's like spread out guy Abby 1552 01:48:56.880 --> 01:48:59.159 to the tune of kids, to the tune of killing in the name of 1553 01:49:00.159 --> 01:49:03.800 what sucking? And I'm gay. Uh, I don't know kind know about 1554 01:49:03.800 --> 01:49:09.000 that. I don't know. There's there's more to that. And then there's 1555 01:49:09.039 --> 01:49:13.439 that that string of hieroglyphics that I couldn't pronounce. Oh yeah, I'm sorry, 1556 01:49:13.479 --> 01:49:15.840 man like, oh yeah, that that you translated? That's right, 1557 01:49:15.880 --> 01:49:20.960 I forgot yeah, something like that. Yeah, something funny and topical wage 1558 01:49:21.039 --> 01:49:24.279 late five eighty three. I feel gay. Fuck you the Pepini brothers and 1559 01:49:24.319 --> 01:49:28.920 Porium tries to get Vegeta to say, I swallow come uh on stream nice 1560 01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:34.239 uh don donk Donkerson, Quiet, Quentin and Quief and queer Keith David William 1561 01:49:35.159 --> 01:49:47.039 Harrington. Let's get down to bussy to defeat these buns. Uh did they 1562 01:49:47.239 --> 01:50:00.159 send me p miss when I asked? Asked? Four cover seen that's it's 1563 01:50:00.159 --> 01:50:01.680 not mad, alright. So look, we've got a couple. We've got 1564 01:50:01.760 --> 01:50:11.159 a couple here, and indeed trots facts inside of Yeah, hold on, 1565 01:50:11.560 --> 01:50:14.079 let me write in, let me let me write these downs so you don't 1566 01:50:14.079 --> 01:50:23.880 forget. Man. You must be man man, fucking man's good. Man, 1567 01:50:24.239 --> 01:50:30.920 that's good, must be sick as of course and no less, let's 1568 01:50:30.159 --> 01:50:36.560 I hate that thing in the C word. Yeah, alright, fucking man. 1569 01:50:38.600 --> 01:50:44.960 There was another one that was hate hate hate hate you gay gay. 1570 01:50:48.720 --> 01:51:15.319 I'm just taking notes, gay, jude, gay you getting bigger coom. 1571 01:51:15.720 --> 01:51:21.399 Hello, I love the fucking man, just with all. And everyone's saying 1572 01:51:21.520 --> 01:51:26.439 that. Everybody's watching you, fucking other dude. The whole entire group was 1573 01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:29.880 watching the dude. Everybody's saying, there, that's really good. I hate 1574 01:51:29.920 --> 01:51:31.760 how good that is. And it just makes sense too, because Shang was 1575 01:51:31.800 --> 01:51:34.399 like all in the fucking ping, you know, so it makes sense. 1576 01:51:35.319 --> 01:51:42.039 She was a little sweet shit out of dude mulan all right, he was 1577 01:51:42.079 --> 01:51:44.479 a girl. He was like, I'm gay and I'm fine with it. 1578 01:51:45.560 --> 01:51:49.920 I'm fine with not a furry I just I just want to fucking want bat 1579 01:51:49.960 --> 01:51:56.279 I mean lesbian. John Strickland armored whole sex fires of fires of rubbing cocks. 1580 01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:01.319 So tom uh Mark's a nine. I'm such a I'm such a dog. 1581 01:52:01.479 --> 01:52:09.000 I bite at the fart bubbles in the bath. Oh, I know, 1582 01:52:09.720 --> 01:52:15.880 I know that's there's this. So there's this video of this guy with 1583 01:52:15.000 --> 01:52:18.439 like this. There's this video of this old guy with like a painted on 1584 01:52:18.600 --> 01:52:24.680 hairline with like printer ink, and he's just saying all this fucking all this 1585 01:52:24.920 --> 01:52:28.760 insane shit. That is the most sub human thing I ever heard in my 1586 01:52:28.880 --> 01:52:33.199 life. That is the most almost personally Yeah, I've seen it on TikTok 1587 01:52:33.239 --> 01:52:40.560 every now and again. Just it's just some guy just like I don't know 1588 01:52:40.640 --> 01:52:45.199 if I can find it, you gotta send you. It is the most 1589 01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:54.039 unhinged, like like a dog, Like that's not even that's not even the 1590 01:52:54.079 --> 01:52:57.520 most insane shit that he says in that video. It's like that's like on 1591 01:52:57.600 --> 01:53:00.479 the lower end of just it's so fucking mind him. He's like, I'm 1592 01:53:01.880 --> 01:53:04.880 I can't even replicate it. There's no way, but I'll send it to 1593 01:53:04.920 --> 01:53:10.119 you immediately after this episode because I'll be able to find if I'm such a 1594 01:53:10.199 --> 01:53:14.199 dog, I bit at the fart bubbles of the bad dude, that's crazy. 1595 01:53:15.399 --> 01:53:19.800 Uh. The First Church of Keith David, featuring the Unholy Choir consisting 1596 01:53:19.840 --> 01:53:24.680 of six unique and slightly altered clones of Keith David. The Universe where Peter 1597 01:53:24.800 --> 01:53:29.680 Parker is a Klansman pre Roz Blake eight nine six Gay Jonah Gamison, chief 1598 01:53:29.800 --> 01:53:32.119 editor of The Gaily Bugle Cop shoots a palm, raining out of fear that 1599 01:53:32.560 --> 01:53:36.520 Dick is bigger than his elastican oil Field trash, Texas Taylor Salad, peanut 1600 01:53:36.520 --> 01:53:42.680 butter and cummy sandwich, Sue Hulk, tickle my ass hair's Nicki Ziggy Marcus. 1601 01:53:42.840 --> 01:53:50.279 Marcus's pronouns are he him and doms are was was word that's pretty good. 1602 01:53:51.600 --> 01:54:00.279 JFK's head was on. It was an ied every every time I might 1603 01:54:00.359 --> 01:54:02.319 come. It sounds like Scoodwood walking Jackson Dupon Badley, Brave Hooker, Derek 1604 01:54:02.399 --> 01:54:09.039 Bulk, first Disciple of Fitness of the Fitness Nice. That's a destiny thing. 1605 01:54:09.520 --> 01:54:12.800 Uh. Etherean Pejerian hunter, Melpis won Hex played Warlock supremacist and it 1606 01:54:12.840 --> 01:54:16.279 is always running out our list, King of Haphazard, thank you so much. 1607 01:54:16.479 --> 01:54:21.039 It's bess will start off a little slowe and got more and more insane 1608 01:54:21.079 --> 01:54:27.479 as it went on. Yeah, oh here, yeah, man, I'm 1609 01:54:27.560 --> 01:54:33.039 a dog. I'm biting the fort bubbles into bath. We're smoking symbios, 1610 01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:42.159 were smoking that Whoopie Goldberg, South Egyptian furbird. The lux megamillion screen you 1611 01:54:42.319 --> 01:54:47.279 have it is it is fucking so it's called. Uh, the only caption 1612 01:54:47.319 --> 01:54:50.960 that's on this is Dracula Flow. I don't know, so, like, 1613 01:54:51.039 --> 01:54:55.600 I'm sure if you google, if anybody's listening and you google Dracula Flow, 1614 01:54:55.680 --> 01:54:58.479 maybe you'll find it. But it's it's just this guy with this fake painted 1615 01:54:58.520 --> 01:55:02.800 on hairline with like printer in with shades saying this fucking obnoxis shit. It's 1616 01:55:02.800 --> 01:55:13.000 the first thing that popped Dracula, Dracula the first. His hair is crazy 1617 01:55:17.039 --> 01:55:21.000 to the point where I almost wanted to do what he's doing. I like, 1618 01:55:21.159 --> 01:55:27.479 I want to smoke his weeds so bad, so bad. Okay, 1619 01:55:27.560 --> 01:55:32.159 we're leaving now by we're leaving yea, oh my god, something something crazy 1620 01:55:32.279 --> 01:55:35.479 just happened. But like, I'll save it. I'll tell off screen. 1621 01:55:36.039 --> 01:55:40.600 That's kind of nuts. Also, also, just quickly, just quickly, 1622 01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:44.239 are you guys still recording? Yeah, yeah, Sweeney was right about the 1623 01:55:44.279 --> 01:55:46.399 onion. I just wanted to fuck with him. Yeah, I knew you 1624 01:55:46.399 --> 01:55:51.359 were a gaslight m I should I should play along too. You guys both 1625 01:55:51.479 --> 01:55:59.880 suff So I saw the little onion sitting on tom gonna say shit, you 1626 01:56:00.439 --> 01:56:02.319 too. I saw. I was like, that's just a pert. I 1627 01:56:02.399 --> 01:56:03.640 saw it. I sawt to it, and I was like, this's just 1628 01:56:03.720 --> 01:56:10.560 a purple part of the fucking tomato. What are you talking about? All 1629 01:56:10.600 --> 01:56:11.920 right, let's go get the funk out of here.