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Welcome to teen Girl Talk, Teen
Girl Talk. My name is czy Coda.

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I'm Franklin Coda, and this week
we're Scream six final jk not final

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installment. I have a question for
you. Yes, um, do you

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have any outfits that when you put
them on, you grow two feet and

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gave the musculature of an even more
in shape man with another man? Um?

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Just my ghost face outfit for murders? Yeah, that's wells for the

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whole movie. It's I mean,
this is like an ongoing thing, right,

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I feel like in last year,
did we cover last year's Scream for

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the podcast or did I just talk
about it? Okay, you could talked

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about it for a half hour.
Then we covered the other one. We

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talked about how sad it was that
that one character's mom died on the on

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the front step. Yes, oh
right, okay, yes, now I

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remember I thought about tension. What
tension? High tension? High tension?

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What is that like? Hypertension?
Here? Jess around too on this High

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Tension is a movie that the first
half of the movie is really good.

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And when I saw it in theaters, don't know why I saw it in

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theaters. I don't like watching horror
movies and theaters. The entire audience led

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a correective ah halfway through the movie. So now the movie concerns this woman

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going to stay at a friend's house
and then they basically start getting each person

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starts getting killed off by this guy
who has using a concrete saul. Okay,

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and like, um, the girl
the like the friends staying over is

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like really smart. Like this is
really tense scene where the guy is going

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through the house killing people and she's
trying to like make the guest bedroom that

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she stayed in look like nobody was
in it. Okay. Like so she's

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like wiping down the sink and like
you know, making the bed and making

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like oh, there's just nobody in
there. And we're like, oh my

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god. And like this this guy
is like superhuman strong and whatnot. He's

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like Bruce Willis from that movie where
he was a superhero. I can't remember

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it. I'm freakable. Thank you. Um. And then like midway through

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the movie you find out it's her. You're just like, how did she

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like she lifted a grown man over
her head? How did that work?

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I mean, Frank, we don't
want to stereotype by body size. Maybe

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she's like a human ant I mean
possibly. But that's the thing about both

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the last year's Scream and this year's
Scream is I don't want to discriminate against

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body size, but the two people
who are joke joke Face who are ghost

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face killers, I like joke Face
way better because the screen mask does look

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like it's laughing. Um. Yeah, But like what I'm saying is like,

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there's certain muscular chair that I think
bodybuilders have that the people who are

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ghost face did not have. Yes, these very petite women. Unless this

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is an anime where everybody like this, Oh, look at that skinny guy,

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he's actually super strongly that that skinny
girls, she's actually super strong.

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But what if they had super soldier
formula. Well that happens all that's a

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time in anime. But I'm I'm
speaking specifically of Ken Rogers. Ken Rogers,

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the guy from the guy who wrote
Dangers On. Yes, are you

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referring to Kenny Rogers, I'm referring
to Steve Bannon, Captain America. Okay,

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Steve Bannon is definitely not Captain America, the anti Captain America. Literally,

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he's trying to unravel the the already
too loose clawth that this country,

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fabric of this country is me.
Yeah, I think. Okay, I

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know nobody cares about Steve Bannon anymore
or the crimes he committed somehow, but

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I think it would be very funny
if when his subsequent trials were you know,

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Adazzelman and everything else he's being charged
with start happening and they just start

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referring to him as the anti Captain
America. I mean, I'm willing to

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start that, start that trend,
because like Brabart is like an anti American

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site. So does that still exist? Did that go under with Parlor?

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No? I think that got sold
to somebody. I don't know, it

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doesn't. I don't care about Brett
Partum. I didn't even say it right.

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I think that it would be funny
if he had to sell it in

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like a fire sale, because he's
like, fuck, everything is so expensive

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now that I'm being arrested, and
he's like, do you want my shitty

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website? Yeah, I think he
already sold it sold for cash. Okay,

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So his bright part Bucky or Captain
America. But I was I meaning

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it would be Bucky. But that
feels like a sin to say that.

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Why is this like anti Bucky well, anything like comparing it Steve Bannon to

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Steve Rogers feels like I said,
comparing Brett part to Buck. He feels

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like I said, I thought that
Bucky hates America. He did until Steve

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Rogers punched him in the face.
A whole bunch, gotcha. Okay,

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So I looked at like once decay
of Bret bart Um and now I'm a

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sovereign citizen. That's how it happens. I don't drive anymore. I only

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travel in what is a part of
my public domicile. U wait, what

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does that consist of? I don't
know. I've been watching sovereign citizen videos

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and oh my god, they're so
frustrating. Yeah, it's citizen videos.

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Might as well just be called the
most annoying fucking person you've ever met in

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your life. Well, basically a
giant toddler, A giant sovereign toddler.

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Have you ever wanted to watch?
And I don't have a hissy fit?

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Sovereign citizens tell me at one point
like it's a zero two like the New

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Challenges? How long can you not
want to hit them? Um? But

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speaking of hitting people, bring it
right back to scream six. Um,

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okay, I want to give people
a Frank and I rarely watch this stuff

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for the podcast together, but we
did go just because our schedules don't line

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up. But we did go to
the movie together last night. And usually

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Frank will tell you I am such
a stickler, like no phones, you

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have to pay attention, like no
talking during the movie. I was so

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whatever about this entire film. Frank
was on his phone for let's say seventy

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percent of the film, and I
was like whatever. And I think it's

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a problem of the stuff that worked
in the movie when they first started making

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these, like you know, talking
about the rules like turning a mirror on

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the tropes. It's pretty old at
this point, and I think that everyone

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did a great job. The movie
looks good. It's filmed well, it's

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edited well well, with some really
weird inconsistencies and day and night, like

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you know, it apparently took them
four hours to get up town. And

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I know New York traffic is bad, but like, come on, guys,

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he probably could have ran, you
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I guess it was like forty blocks, but I I don't know.

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I just did not have a lot
of gas for this movie. It's let

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see, the problem with Scream A
Scream was like, we're gonna break the

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mold. We're gonna have people talking
about the tropes and talking about the other

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things. And then they became a
trope in and of themselves, like the

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self self referential horror movie became a
trope in and of itself. And also

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they're leaving tropes on the table that
they're not talking about. Um. Like,

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you know what we see um Portney
Cox's boyfriend, but we never get

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a name of He's just kind of
in the background. He's, you know,

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he's a black man, just killed
without without like any sort of ceremony.

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I don't think And let's call her
Gail Weathers. I don't want to

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put this on Courtney Cox's said,
I don't think she wrote this part.

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But Gail Weathers seems completely nonflushed that
her boyfriend has been massacred in front of

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her. Well, to be fair, she's also been stabbed several times totally.

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But like, Frank, guess what
if my boyfriend was brutally murdered in

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front of me and I was left
with his dead body. I don't think

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I'd be trading quips with a serial
killer. Yeah. The other thing is

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um and like they also do the
barrier gaze trope, which sucks you know

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well, I mean that's the other
part. Mindy loses her girlfriend, who

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seems absolutely fantastic and super supportive of
Mindy. They have great chemistry. That

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woman will never be mentioned again.
Yeah, and there's men A. You're

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gonna get some big thing where she
gets a rise against vengeance. Nope,

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but her and Mason Gooding are gonna
get dispensed right before the finale of this

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movie. Um yeah, Amason Goody's
gonna somehow survive, which doesn't make any

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sense. No, he looks super
done for the last time we saw him

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before it like two ghost faces on
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very vengeful in cell. I do
I do appreciate. I'm gonna throw this

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out there. I do appreciate that
the movie hates in cells. There's nothing

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wrong with being a voluntary cellivate.
I'm just gonna throw that there, or

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sellivate in general. Have whatever sex
you want. It's fine. I'm gonna

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say there's a problem when you become
bitter by it and become a jerk.

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So well, I don't think they
consider themselves voluntarily cellivate. That's the whole

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thing of their name, isn't it. Yeah, I just hate I just

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don't care for men who think that
there are old things by women. That's

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what I'm really trying to say in
the most roundabout way possible. So the

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thing I don't understand about in cells
is that a self identifier? Yes,

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so they say I'm an insull.
Yeah, they have a whole community um

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where like basically where they just hate
women for the fact that nobody wants to

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date them because they're miserable and miserable
people. Okay, So like what would

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happen if someone was like, hey, I really want to date this inso

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would they then date them or would
that be a loss of identity? Also

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sub question, are there people who
get girlfriends and leave the insall community and

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are then sort of ostracized. No, that, well you'd probably be ostracize.

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Well, they probably hate you,
immediately call you a Chad and all

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that jazzy from insul to Chad.
That's going to be the name of my

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autobiography. Can I not be mentioned
a biography? Well? I don't want

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to be I don't know what part
of the nobody would buy it because I'm

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a woman there. So there are
female in cells. Stop it. Are

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they part of the insul community?
Vaguely? I know most of those from

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our slash nice guys. Um so
most of the time. If you go,

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oh my god, Okay, I'm
just imagining a female insull being like

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dudes, won't give up the tongue. I'm writing this book. I'm gonna

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get called after being a poser itself. This is amazing. This is the

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best plan I've ever had. What
could go overall? I'm gonna be ducks

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before like I even write a word, I'll be like, we know what

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you were planning. Um so,
no, if you got a three D

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girlfriend, you probably be keeped out
of the insult community. Oh my god,

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is that what they call humans?
Three D girlfriends? It's gentry.

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I'm so sorry. I'm so excited
that I'm tripping over my words. Is

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this a different entry? I can't
say that word between what foods like online

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girlfriends and human girlfriends. I was
trying to say that, Susie, I

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got too excited. Okay, please
continue, I'm so sorry. I just

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needed to ask what it was a
point of clarification because I got too over

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excited. I apologize. Please continue. If you're in the wife of community,

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you definitely get thrown out for having
a three D girlfriend. A play

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to each other? What ins are
things people say to each other like,

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dearly, yeah, you have a
three D girlfriend, I can't funk with

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you anymore. And our wife was
them. There are very strict rules,

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so listeners, you probably can't do
anything for Susie because she's freaking out too

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heart and her mic is muting her
or zoom is muting her because of it,

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I'm literally dying, okay, so
oh wow, Okay. The biggest

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thing I've seen on art slash nice
Guys is when these people actually get a

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date, they will then immediately screw
it up. Like this guy was like

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like this girl's like, oh,
hey, like ready to go. She

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was ready to go on a date
with this dude. He's like, hey,

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do you mind we move it back
an hour And the guy immediately lost

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his mind on her, and I'm
like, you were there, you were

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so close his mind. He was
like he immediately became abusive and like a

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huge jerk, and I'm just like, all you had to do was just

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about push it back an hour.
That was you like you had it on

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the five yard line, you kicked
it back down the field, like what

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you know. I think like people
like that take it too personally, because

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I was gonna say, I'm starting
to sound more and more like an insult

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because with dating apps, I was
so inflexible. I was incredibly inflexible because

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I was working a full time job
and a part time job. And then

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if somebody and you know, had
other stuff going on in my life.

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So if I set a date with
someone and they're like and forget it,

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if it's last minute, you will
never hear from me again. Like but

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if someone was like, oh,
if they didn't have a good reason or

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whatever. Like one time a guy
told me this is when oh gosh,

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I can't remember who it was had
passed away. And he's like, I'm

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too upset, I can't go out. And I was like, okay,

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you know, like I get it, because more than people passing away,

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when people I liked got canceled,
I feel like I took it very personally.

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Someone like, look, I get
it, nifty Hustle. It was

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when nifty Hustle passed away. So
I was like, okay, you know

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that I got because it's like a
feeling thing. But then later the night

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he was like, oh, I'm
feeling better, do you want to hang

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out? And I was like,
Yo, look if you canceled on me

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because you were feeling so bereft,
the fact that later it's like, oh,

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I guess I'm good. Like now, I just think you're a lying

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asshole. You know what. I
can totally see through his asshole plan there.

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He was definitely like if I say
I'm too like bereft to go out,

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I don't have to take her to
dinner or do anything fun. I

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can just like be like, hey, we'll hang it out. No,

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I don't, Frank, I think
you're giving this person way too much credit.

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This is someone who I went on
two dates with. He did something

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so frustrating I told him I never
wanted to go out with him again.

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He continued to contact me every six
months for like the next three years.

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I don't think he has the reasoning
powers that you believe he does. Whatever

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happened to just having pride in yourself. If a woman was just like,

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hey, I don't want to be
hanging around you anymore, I'd be like,

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all right, cool, and never
contact her again, because I like

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what you would call it causes you'd
have shame. And I don't think like

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the kind of person who does that, who like I told in and I

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don't keep old numbers in my phone. So at one point he texted me

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and it all caps. I was
like, who is it? You send

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me a picture of you that the
ocean? Like, what is happening?

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Okay, I'm just gonna protell this
one quick story of a series of TikTok's.

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I saw somebody talk about on YouTube
like this beautiful woman like, you

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know, just stunning. Um,
she's talking about like she's playing voicemails from

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this dude. And a lot of
dudes are leaving voicemails now because they can't

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be posted online is easy, you
know, not like you just screen record

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but sure yeah, or you just
upload the way file, um, you

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know. And he feel like that's
so much worse than a text message,

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like hearing it in someone's voice.
Oh well, she's please please continue,

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she's playing it back. And this
guy had apparently he's they were going to

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go on a date and he canceled
on her, saying his dad had to

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go to the hospital. He then
called her and was like, I was

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lying. Watch my dad didn't have
to go to the hospital, okay,

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And he's like, I'm you know, I hope to hear from you soon,

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like I'm really sorry. We can
talk about this, and like,

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you know, and basically goes through
the entire nice guy transformation. He like

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it's like I can't believe you stuff
and called me back like wait, it's

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like, brought nothing wrong with your
dad. Why am I supposed to feel

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bad for you because you're a liar? Well, I thought you were better

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than this. I thought you were
a nice girl. All these things.

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a psycho. He then ends it with

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like I'd hate to get legal involved, and she's just like she's like,

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oops, I forgot to not post
this online. And I'm like, she's

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lucky that she didn't post your picture. Um, and then wait, did

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he find out she posted it?
And that's why he was talking about like

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legal No, he was doing that
pre emptively. Wait, I can't understand.

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So he was gonna sue her because
he was saying, I don't post

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this online. I'd hate to have
to like bring the law involved in this.

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Why wouldn't he just say not,
like, just don't say stupid shit,

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and then people get posted online.
I don't know, people don't didn't

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understand the most basic concepts of humanity, and then it gets crazier. I

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don't under I can't even imagine how
the next day voicemail from his mom.

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Damn it. I was hoping you'd
say, his dad, that's like,

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I was so upset. I'm in
the hospital U And the mom is like,

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I talked to my son. We
don't talk to women that way.

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I would love to take have you
over for a nice dinner and oh my

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god, explain what happened and like
what like and the commentators like, this

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woman needs to buy like a baton, some pepper spray, a gun.

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Maybe. I'm like, I agree. Why it's so rough out there for

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women. It's like that is so
bizarre, because I feel like if I

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was a parent, I'd be like, look, you fucked this up,

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period, non negotiably fucked it up. You lied. Then you let her

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know that you're lied, which is
so weird, like saying a family member

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is sick. It's such bad energy. You lied, and then you immediately

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told her you lied, and it's
weird. And then you tried to make

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her seem like the bad guy.
Bro, you gotta take this out.

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Also, what the fuck is wrong
with you? Think? What's what the

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mom she should understand? But like, hey, uh, like my son

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messed up, and like if our
moms right, the whole family is clearly

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so entitled, right because she's saying, I know my son is a weirdo,

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compulsive liar who said that my husband
was so sick or maybe they're not

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married anymore. I don't know.
The father of my child is so sick,

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he is in the hospital, lied
about it, and now it's trying

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to guilt this woman into going out
with him. Like I would be so

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embarrassed. I would curl into like
you know those little bugs when you pick

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up rocks, but yeah, like
roly pull bugs. Yeah I would roll.

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I would turn into one of those
and then just roll over the horizon

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and never be seen again by anyone. Yeah, Like it's just I don't

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again, there's no like shame,
right, Like, shame is not a

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super constructive emotion, but sometimes it's
necessary. Sometimes you act out, you

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do some crazy shit, and you
look back at it and you go,

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fuck, I was violent, Like
I that was crazy. I shouldn't have

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done that. That was like a
bad look. But you don't double down.

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The strange part of the double down
like, look, I've never lied

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and said I had a parent in
the hospital. I've never lied said that

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a loved one was sick. That's
a little nutty. That's a bridge too

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far. But then to double down
and act like the victim. That's because,

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like, I mean, I know
better. I was on the dating

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apps for so long. I know
better than to be like, but why

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would you lie? But as an
observer, I'm like, but why did

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you lie? Did you want to
go out with her? Did you not

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want to go out with her?
Like? What was the ideal end game

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in that scenario? I know you
don't want to give these people too much

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credit, but I do think of
the power play, Like, I mean,

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I guess so, but it's like, dude, do you not think

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that there's not forty other dudes?
I aming me, oh yeah, now

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that this girl was definitely one of
those ones where we would just be like,

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her inbox is packed to the brim, I think, which brings us

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around too. I was, yeah, like Samarrow Weaving is on a date,

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she looks amazing, she looks like
an absolute smoke show. She's wearing

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a beautiful dress, dressed to the
nines for a date at a bar that's

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like nice enough, like a yuppie
bar in the city. In the words

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of Kean Kenan Thompson from one skit
regarding Margot Robbie, Um, he's married

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to the lord's mistress. Yeah,
like she looks amazing. Then I don't

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know what app they're on, because
I'm completely out of the loop with this

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stuff anymore. Yeah, I was
gonna say, like, in fact,

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there's so much product placement in this
movie. The idea that someone can call

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you on the dating app is horrifying
in itself. They could have just made

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a movie around that. Um,
every other dating app in the world has

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been eliminated, except for the one
word you can get you on the phone,

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Like, I literally the one one
love does the Noah Centino dating app,

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Oh my god, what was that
called again? Swiped or something?

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Who cares? Yeah, So when
he asked her, hey, can I

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call? I thought she was gonna
type her number And because again from being

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on the dating apps, you come
to guard your phone number is just not

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safe to give your phone number unless
you know this person is not going to

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drive me nuts because like blocking exists, but I've definitely had dudes that I

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have blocked on my phone then like
in my phone book, then try to

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get at me through WhatsApp. So
like I learned that less than the hard

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way. I don't know how this
episode just became about dating apps, because

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this movie is barely about dating apps. It's about a lot of toxic,

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toxic men for sure. Even even
before this, like there's you know,

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um so just to get his roll
on the like finally gets rolling on the

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summary. Um. Samarrow Weaving is
drawn out of the bar that she's in

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waiting for her date, and she's
drawn into an alley and like by Reggie

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yeah um, and it's like she's
murdered by Flash Thompson um from the Spider

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Man movies. And like, you
know, he goes back to his apartment

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and apparently he has a he has
another like he has a roommate and they're

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preparing to kill Tara and Sam car
Carpenter um, And I just thought,

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do you think their last name is
a nod to John Carpenter? I feel

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like an idiot probably, Um,
well, I didn't think about that.

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So you're one upon me. Um. Well, and then like flash,

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Thompson finds his friend dismembered in the
refrigerator, and yeah, thank you.

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The only reason that'sn't a very dismissive
excuse me, um, The only reason

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I bring that up is because I'm
sure that is a nod to the women

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a refrigerator's trope. So are you
saying that him and Greg, like Greg

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was the lady of the two of
them. I'm not trying to say that

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kind of stuff. Um, But
like I do think this movie like it's

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just falling back on It's either lazily
falling back on tropes or grossly referencing bad

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tropes, and it's like, oh, you pay attention, you'll get this.

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Really, I think they just thought
it'd be cool to stuff Greg in

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the fridge because they show it a
lot like we see auto see photos of

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it later. Well, that that
makes me feel more like it's a deliberate

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nod to women, the women refrigerators
thing. Um. I still wonder if

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it happens in other horror movies.
I don't know, um, but so

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so Ash Thompson is dispatched by yet
another ghost face UM who's huge yeah.

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And then Tara is going out to
a party with Chad and mindy Um,

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she looks adorable. She's dressed like
a pirate. Yeah. Um, cash

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Une seems to be shirtless cowboy.
Yeah. I mean, if you look

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like Mason Gooding, you find any
reason to take off your shirt honestly,

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Like Jimbo Jones, my shirt is
really chief in me. Like if I

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if I looked like Mason Gooding,
every time I was surprised, I just

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tear my shirt open. I'd be
like I'm ready for action. They'd be

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like a car backfired. It's like, oh, okay, just put another

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shirt, like another another tight white
tape. Why would you not just wear

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a shirt with snaps rather than destroying
a bunch of white us. It's more

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dramatic that ways, is it.
And then I have oil rex when I

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change the oil in my car,
while I look like Mason coudding. Okay,

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so you've ripped your shirt. Oh
you're saying from the ripped shirts,

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you would have gotcha. Yep.
And all of a sudden, all the

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power walkers are slowing down when I'm
working on my car. Um, why

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where are you working on your car? Where there's an abundance of power walkers

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in the in the neighborhood of the
My Sugar Mama's House because I'm a Kethman,

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because I look like Mason Goudding and
all the in cells are so mad

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that you have a three D girlfriend. Mason Gooding is the antipsism of an

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inell I know, but I'm saying, like, the the insult that we

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see in this movie is so mad
that he's such a chad, such an

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alpha. Yeah, that's what I
don't get. Like, if I was,

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like, if I was a dude
who considered myself a beta, I

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would love to tag along after an
alpha. Is this just the thing that's

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not done? I would just be
like, oh, my alpha roommate,

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he's so foxy. Well, because
in the world of the alphas and datas

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and whatnot, yes, we generally
like, you know, any guy who's

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who's you know, a good dude
and women find attractive, they just think

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he's he's actually a bad guy and
they're the good guy, you know,

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and really he's just a guy.
And okay, so so where does date

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rap Frankie fall in too? On
that scale, he's basically an in cell

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um because he's willing to take advantage
of women to get what he wants.

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I'm learning so much. So Yeah, I'm really bummed. This guy's name

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is Frankie and he doesn't die in
this movie. Um, and his name

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is Frankie. Yeah, Susie,
I still don't like the Like already no

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more sense, he said, bummed
he doesn't die off all the people go

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his face kills in this movie.
He couldn't just spare a moment to dispatch

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of date ra Frankie. Nobody will
know ghost bases like completely off the chain

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in this movie, Like there seems
to be really no where I'm a reason,

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Like I know that they try to
build in a scaffold after the fact,

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but I did not think that it
held up. It was rickety at

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best. Let's say it's just like
it reminds me of the Taken movies where

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every time, like every one of
the Taken movies, it's just a more

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people getting revenge where the people killed
the list Taken movie, Like, how

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far does this rabbit hole go of
people who are seeking revenge against the Carpenter

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sisters, Like we're gonna be like
I'm the fifth cousin of the people you

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murdered in Scream six. It's like, Wow, you guys are really reaching.

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Do you guys have a family reading
here recently? Is that why this

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is going on? I mean,
okay, So what I will say about

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Oh my God, Scream Reunion,
yes, um. What I will say

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about this movie that actually appealed to
me more than Scream twenty twenty two is

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that they've gone all in. It's
Sam being a I think you called her

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Sabrina Carpenter. Her name is Samantha
right, Well, I'm getting her confused

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with the girl from that one really
boring dance when we were watched. I

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was gonna say, Frank, that's
like a very popular celebrity. But Sam,

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they're just like, guess what Sam
loves murder? Like in her boat,

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she just loves it. And we
see this. We're sort of educated

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in this. When she tells her
therapist, I think I've been holding off

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from telling you for the past six
months that you know was all over the

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news, but apparently you don't leave
the house. I don't know. Maybe

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her therapist is like, uh,
what's her name, Amy? Oh gosh,

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the redhead from the Woman in the
Window. Yes, but yeah,

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because we never see the therapist out
of the house. He sees client in

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the house and when Sam's like,
hey, I'm gonna because he is behaving

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in a very un therapist way where
he says, I'm gonna need the details.

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So then she's like, real quick, just to summarize, did kill

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my ex boyfriend? Stabbed him twenty
two times, shot him in the head.

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Here's the thing. I liked it. It felt right all of a

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sudden, the therapist is no chill
and it's like, I'm gonna need to

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00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:30.359
see you right out the door,
which is like you pushed for these details.

406
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:35.039
It was all over the news.
How did he not know this?

407
00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:38.519
Like, I've been in therapy for
fifteen years at this point, and like

408
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:45.160
when I talk about something traumatic,
my therapist is sit retorts with Okay,

409
00:32:45.200 --> 00:32:46.960
well, how does that make you
feel? Not look give me them deeds?

410
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:51.480
Well, the thing I thought that
he was going to turn out to

411
00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:57.640
be a bad guy because he was
behaving unprofessionally. Nope, murdered, that's

412
00:32:57.839 --> 00:33:02.960
yeah, not the case. He
reports her to the police. The police

413
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:09.279
know she killed someone. I'm sure
they talked to her after she stabbed Ritchie

414
00:33:09.680 --> 00:33:14.119
and she didn't and she brings up
a good point. She's like, I'm

415
00:33:14.160 --> 00:33:17.559
not threatening to kill anyone, Like, you know, I just happened to

416
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.839
kill my boyfriend who was trying to
kill me. It was one thousand percent

417
00:33:22.039 --> 00:33:29.720
self defense. Yeah, and they
had a whole plan. Um. So

418
00:33:29.759 --> 00:33:34.960
then Sam finds out that Tea's at
a party and she goes to retrieve her

419
00:33:35.359 --> 00:33:38.759
and she tases dry Frankie and the
balls. I'm like, God, just

420
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:44.799
have finished him off. Um what
frank what? Yes, he does not

421
00:33:44.880 --> 00:33:47.319
seem like a good dude, but
you're really starting to sound like one of

422
00:33:47.359 --> 00:33:53.319
the ghost faces. Yeah, should
have just murdered him. I'm just saying,

423
00:33:53.440 --> 00:33:57.079
Susy. Yeah, I know you're
just saying. You're just saying they

424
00:33:57.079 --> 00:34:01.000
should have murdered him. Yeah.
It a bridge too far, like a

425
00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:05.160
real Samantha right now. Okay,
fine, then she can just beat him

426
00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:08.519
up like that awesome MTV show Sweet
Vicious. Oh yeah, I forgot about

427
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:13.159
that show. Um. Okay,
So Tara is upset that Sam is not

428
00:34:13.239 --> 00:34:22.000
letting her live her life. Um, and people also Sam and Tara um

429
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:27.960
are um, excuse me, what
do we call it? They are being

430
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:35.599
targeted by people who have believed that
they are the killers and like they just

431
00:34:35.840 --> 00:34:40.119
framed Richie and Richie is like innocent
and he has fans online and I honestly

432
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:45.360
think this is a good thing.
Like I'm really waiting for our big hypristophiliac

433
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:49.599
horror movie because Cecie and I are
both into true crime, but not until

434
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:53.159
the way these people are where they're
like no rushing on like murderers and that

435
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:58.400
and Jeffrey Dahmer and whatnot. No, I really want to see a good

436
00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:02.559
hyperstophiliac. I wonder Harley Quinn councils
hyperstiphiliac. Yeah, i'd say she does.

437
00:35:04.079 --> 00:35:07.400
Um, but like people, I
think so angry at Sam and Tara.

438
00:35:08.199 --> 00:35:14.880
Um. Sam is also dating um, a guy who lives who is

439
00:35:14.960 --> 00:35:21.400
known as hot Shirtless Dude UM,
and like he's kind of just there in

440
00:35:21.480 --> 00:35:22.880
the movie. He just saved them
at one point, but other than that,

441
00:35:22.960 --> 00:35:25.840
he has not a whole lot to
do. Um. They have another

442
00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:35.280
roommate called named Quinn who is just
the sexpot of the group. UM.

443
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:40.119
And she has a nameless boyfriend who
yells things out from the bedroom. We

444
00:35:40.239 --> 00:35:46.000
will never see him until he's dead. Yeah, so the ghost face killing

445
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:51.000
start again. Um. Sam's like
we need to get the fuck out of

446
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:55.760
New York City. And Tara's like, we're not leaving my education and Sam's

447
00:35:55.840 --> 00:36:00.519
like we're just leaving like for the
weekend or while this blows over whatever.

448
00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:07.480
That makes no sense. Yeah.
Um, and they find like they find

449
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:12.559
evidence of like they find O once
about Sam at the crime scene. Hidden

450
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.280
pendant here shows up. Um.
I totally forgot she was in the second

451
00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:22.039
movie. Yeah and she um isn't
that she's not the Eye agent. Oh

452
00:36:22.159 --> 00:36:28.760
Gail shows up. They punch her
in the face. Um again call back

453
00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.440
yeah so um, And I'm just
like, oh, that's a nice little

454
00:36:32.480 --> 00:36:37.679
massif reference. Um, but how
is that a mass effect references? Because

455
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:40.719
Sydney punched her in the face and
then they became be a fast Maybe that's

456
00:36:40.800 --> 00:36:45.000
the into being friends with Gail Weathers. You got pop for one real quick.

457
00:36:45.880 --> 00:36:51.719
In the Massive Games, there's a
newscaster that if you choose the renegade

458
00:36:51.719 --> 00:36:55.119
option, you can punch her in
the face because she's like accusing you of

459
00:36:55.199 --> 00:37:01.840
all these like you know, tabloidy
things. But then in the third no

460
00:37:02.239 --> 00:37:07.320
of letting whole races of people die. But that's not a tabloid thing.

461
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:15.519
That's a genocide. Yeah, well
what she twisted the facts for her for

462
00:37:15.599 --> 00:37:19.239
her viewers. Anyway, Um,
and then the third one, my shepherd

463
00:37:19.320 --> 00:37:21.199
hugged her. I was just like, I know you're scared, but we're

464
00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.000
gonna get through this, um,
because I was sick of punching her in

465
00:37:23.039 --> 00:37:29.599
the face. As she accuses you
of genocide, You're like, fuck,

466
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:36.079
I get it. We all have
bad days. Um So anyway, Um,

467
00:37:37.159 --> 00:37:42.159
Sam and Tara are like our crew
is roughly assembled at this point.

468
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:45.400
Um. As we entered the second
after of this movie, it's Annica,

469
00:37:45.559 --> 00:37:54.199
Mindy, Chad, Sam and Tara
and Ethan um and and Quinn whose father

470
00:37:54.320 --> 00:38:00.880
is a detective still that one around
for later played by Dylan McDermott, best

471
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:07.639
known for My best Friend's Wedding,
Oh and also looking like a real daddy.

472
00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:13.800
This is when Mindy breaks it all
down and like a very tired scene

473
00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:20.519
where she's just like we're in a
legacy movie and like like everybody's on the

474
00:38:20.639 --> 00:38:24.400
chopping block. Now there's gonna be
beheadings. Just make you miss Jamie Kennedy.

475
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:30.239
Rip No, Um it maybe just
tired and angry and especially angry at

476
00:38:30.280 --> 00:38:37.000
the end of the movie when none
of the legacy characters get killed. That

477
00:38:37.400 --> 00:38:39.880
is true. They faked us out
and made us think that they killed all

478
00:38:40.000 --> 00:38:43.519
of them, and then they're like, jk. Nut. It's like reading

479
00:38:43.559 --> 00:38:47.000
THESS Stores Extended Universal books and you're
like, eventually somebody besides Chewy's gonna die,

480
00:38:47.440 --> 00:38:50.719
and then nobody about Chewie dies and
you're like, oh my god,

481
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:52.880
jew he's dead. Jewey gets a
moon dropped on him in one of the

482
00:38:52.960 --> 00:38:58.400
books. That's terrible. It's the
only way to kill Chewy. This is

483
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:04.000
like when Frank told me about the
names of the different um animal Transformers when

484
00:39:04.039 --> 00:39:09.400
we watched preview last night, and
I became enraged, and he compared it

485
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:16.039
to the dumb concession commercial on the
regal movie theaters like preview role and I

486
00:39:16.159 --> 00:39:20.480
was like, it's not the same, because the thing is, I'm gonna

487
00:39:20.519 --> 00:39:22.880
have to see this. Concessions add
so much less that I'm gonna have to

488
00:39:22.960 --> 00:39:28.000
care about Transformers forever again. I
thought they were done with that, isn't

489
00:39:28.000 --> 00:39:34.400
Michael Bay canceled. They reboot it
up with Bumble Bay. I just don't.

490
00:39:35.280 --> 00:39:37.079
But if Bubble May seems to hardly
be in this movie, it seems

491
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:39.920
to be more about what was that
thing you said to me yesterday that really

492
00:39:39.960 --> 00:39:50.480
made me mad? God that it
seems to mostly be that. I'm not

493
00:39:50.559 --> 00:39:53.480
saying we're probably gonna need an extra
credit about this. I'm furious I will

494
00:39:55.719 --> 00:40:01.519
extra credit about Transformers Beast Wars.
I am so bump for this. I

495
00:40:01.719 --> 00:40:07.280
just I have so many feelings.
When I was a kid, if there

496
00:40:07.400 --> 00:40:09.880
is something where people turned into animals, I was all about it. And

497
00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:13.679
then they're like, hey, what
Transformers turned into animals? I'm like,

498
00:40:13.920 --> 00:40:17.840
fuck, yeah, I feel like
the mom from Cruel Summer. I have

499
00:40:17.920 --> 00:40:24.079
an ocean inside of me feelings about
beast words. I'm not saying I'm gonna

500
00:40:24.159 --> 00:40:28.920
use their names as punctuations for the
things I say Tiger Tron, but I

501
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:35.920
might. Yeah. Okay, Frank, if you had to read your enjoyment

502
00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:40.719
of what we watched last night,
how does Scream six compared to you watching

503
00:40:42.039 --> 00:40:46.639
that preview? I mean I didn't. I'm not I'm pumped about Beast Wars

504
00:40:46.719 --> 00:40:52.119
in general. I'm not pumped about
more Transformers movies. I liked Bumblebee.

505
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.280
I thought Bumblebee was a good movie
because I had highly Hayley Steinfeld in it,

506
00:40:54.920 --> 00:41:00.920
and it was focused on just please
do not John C. Reacher and

507
00:41:00.079 --> 00:41:04.960
John Cena, who said one of
the best lines in Transformers movie, They're

508
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:07.920
called the deceptive cause. For God's
sakes, I mean, that is a

509
00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:15.199
good point he's making. Like,
um so, I mean I thought Screen

510
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:21.559
Scream six was compatably made. I
didn't have that. I've seen some movies

511
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:24.159
where, you know, we've watched
them stinkers, like this was not a

512
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.800
kissing pooth kissing moves like The Native
from Me where I have to take breaks

513
00:41:28.840 --> 00:41:32.079
in between every ten minutes I watch
it, or those horse movies that were

514
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:37.920
like just so boring, like it
was inconceivable how boring they were. Like,

515
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:42.760
the main problem with Scream six is
if you've seen the trailer and the

516
00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:46.360
cool subways scene, you've seen kind
of the best part of that movie.

517
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:52.000
The way I thought thinking about this
movie might make it better is that you

518
00:41:52.119 --> 00:41:55.320
almost think about it the way Law
and Order is a procedural where you go

519
00:41:55.599 --> 00:42:00.360
in knowing what you're gonna get.
I'm going to see a crime and then

520
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:02.400
I've seen an investigation, and by
the end of the episode it'll be wrapped

521
00:42:02.480 --> 00:42:06.239
up. And that's how I felt
about this movie. I went in I

522
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:08.280
saw some crimes and by the end
of the movie it was wrapped up.

523
00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:14.039
Well, it's also just like it's
not imaginative like in the Final Destination movies.

524
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:17.679
You went into those being like I
can't wait to see how deaf murders

525
00:42:17.719 --> 00:42:22.599
these teens and an over the top
grewesome way oh cool tanning bed all right,

526
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:27.840
cool log going through like their car. That's interesting. I've literally never

527
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.880
seen any of the Final Destination movies. But they did bring up Saw last

528
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:34.199
night during the movie and I was
like, oh my god, they're talking

529
00:42:34.239 --> 00:42:37.280
about Billy Billy the puppet, my
favorite. I've also never seen any of

530
00:42:37.320 --> 00:42:42.480
the Saw movies. Oh, because
there's a new Saw movie coming out right,

531
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.000
No, yes, yes, there
is, right. I didn't make

532
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:49.599
that up. I think so.
But it's just like, hey, Susy,

533
00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:52.559
how is this person gonna get killed? Oh, they're gonna get stabbed.

534
00:42:52.519 --> 00:42:57.239
It's just like stabbing, Like I'm
not scared of stabbing. The best

535
00:42:57.280 --> 00:43:00.960
part is when Sam says they took
all our knives so we didn't we couldn't

536
00:43:01.000 --> 00:43:05.400
fight back, and Frank said buy
a gun? Why did you buy a

537
00:43:05.559 --> 00:43:08.679
gun? Phrase I've never heard my
brother say in his life, and he's

538
00:43:08.679 --> 00:43:10.599
just like, oh my god,
just buy a gun. You live in

539
00:43:10.639 --> 00:43:19.719
America. He's like, you're being
a real anti Captain America right now.

540
00:43:20.320 --> 00:43:22.599
Captain America used the gun in the
movies. Throwing that out there real quick.

541
00:43:22.760 --> 00:43:25.559
He did. I thought his shield
was the whole thing. And when

542
00:43:25.599 --> 00:43:29.960
he's fighting in World War Two,
he was using a gun. Um was

543
00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:32.280
like an old timey musket. No, he was using like a pistol.

544
00:43:32.519 --> 00:43:36.480
Like there's whole a scene where he
comes in and he's like shooting things from

545
00:43:36.599 --> 00:43:40.159
with a pistol. I don't know
why old time pistols look so effeminate to

546
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:45.280
me, Like they look so fussy. I mean, I'm really into that

547
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:49.719
the way you're describing them. But
the thing, okay, here's the thing.

548
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:52.519
I don't own a gun because I
don't feel like I need one to

549
00:43:52.599 --> 00:43:54.760
be safe because I live, you
know, in a very nice place.

550
00:43:57.039 --> 00:44:00.840
Yeah, braggy. But if like, if I had a history of people

551
00:44:01.039 --> 00:44:07.760
trying to murder me, ghost facete
murder you. Yes, And okay,

552
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:12.480
And here's the other thing that bothers
me is like, you know, Susie

553
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.639
and I watched UM Friday the thirteenth, and we did like an extra credit

554
00:44:15.639 --> 00:44:19.480
bat because the movie is so boring
and just nothing. Yet they say it's

555
00:44:19.559 --> 00:44:22.719
the best one. Now. They
said the second one is because that's the

556
00:44:22.760 --> 00:44:24.480
one I entered, Jason. The
first one is they are trying to fight

557
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:30.119
like an elderly mom, and like
they keep knocking her down and I'm like,

558
00:44:30.400 --> 00:44:36.519
just keep hitting her, like,
don't stop hitting them until they stop

559
00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:42.840
moving, like this is the this
is the this is my scream monologue about

560
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.920
these things, like why did you
stop hitting them? Like you should have

561
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:51.639
kept hitting them, like do all
these things? You know? Like I

562
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:54.440
really like Sydney in the fifth one, um the one we watched last year

563
00:44:54.760 --> 00:45:00.519
where she is using proper room clearing
like techniques. She's shooting once through the

564
00:45:00.639 --> 00:45:05.719
door and then like you know,
kicking it open and then clearing the room.

565
00:45:06.079 --> 00:45:08.039
These people didn't learn any of that. I mean, oh wow,

566
00:45:08.239 --> 00:45:12.239
did you know what it made me
think? Because Nev Campbell is not in

567
00:45:12.320 --> 00:45:16.079
this movie and they mentioned Sydney,
They're like, Sydney is going somewhere safe

568
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:22.559
with her family and she deserves a
happy ending boom. But in this ghost

569
00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:27.760
Face apparently doesn't even care about Sydney
or the legacy or any of that.

570
00:45:28.400 --> 00:45:31.480
But it reminded me so much of
in the second three hundred, where they

571
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:37.360
kept talking about was that King Leon
Ediths and being like he's really like around

572
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.960
but like, no, we're not
gonna talk to him. Yeah, go

573
00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:45.840
like Gerard Butler just does not want
to be in these movies anymore. You're

574
00:45:46.000 --> 00:45:51.599
gonna see Sydney, You'll just And
I thought the thing was that Sydney it

575
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:53.760
was gonna be like she popped up
at the end, but they didn't do

576
00:45:53.920 --> 00:46:00.599
that. Um, but I did
think I had started talking about this where

577
00:46:00.760 --> 00:46:07.119
they decided that they were going to
go in like Sam loves murder. It's

578
00:46:07.159 --> 00:46:09.960
like her whole thing now, and
she talks to her dead dad a bunch

579
00:46:12.000 --> 00:46:16.719
and through like she has visions of
him, And it kind of made me

580
00:46:16.920 --> 00:46:22.639
like the character more because it made
the approach of her being because like,

581
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:30.039
look, I am not an especially
calm person, so if someone was trying

582
00:46:30.079 --> 00:46:34.480
to murder me every six to twelve
hours, I would be like on the

583
00:46:34.559 --> 00:46:39.559
verge of historia constantly, and Sam
just is not. And so the twist

584
00:46:39.639 --> 00:46:44.440
of this film being that Sam's like
I kind of like stabbing people to death,

585
00:46:44.880 --> 00:46:45.960
and we get a couple of moments
where it's like, oh, is

586
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:50.360
she going to control herself? Is
she gonna like pull back? And she

587
00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:54.239
decides not to. It makes more
sense with the way that she's been reacting

588
00:46:54.280 --> 00:47:00.159
to things versus the first one where
she's like, Hey, i' are you

589
00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:06.360
upset about the fact that my mom, like you know, cheated with my

590
00:47:06.519 --> 00:47:13.039
biological father and did this to our
our dad, who the man I consider

591
00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:16.159
my father. And they wrote the
mom out of this one too, where

592
00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:22.519
Gale Wethers is like, oh,
where's your mom? And uh wait,

593
00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.400
why did Sam say? The mom
stopped talking to her because she revealed that

594
00:47:25.840 --> 00:47:30.920
m Sam's father is Billy Loomis,
which like, I feel like everybody on

595
00:47:30.079 --> 00:47:37.599
earth already knew even when that movie
started happening. And then oh gosh,

596
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:43.599
what's her sister's name? You said
it to Tara, So then Tara stops

597
00:47:43.920 --> 00:47:46.880
talking to their mom, and like
their mom was absent for the entirety of

598
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:50.679
the last film, so it wasn't
like a huge lass. I just think

599
00:47:50.719 --> 00:47:53.400
it's so funny the way they're like, well, we need to explain the

600
00:47:53.559 --> 00:47:59.199
absence of this character. Well,
the mom lives in California, they're in

601
00:47:59.239 --> 00:48:01.199
New York. I don't expect to
see her in the thirty six hours this

602
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:05.360
movie takes place. Could you imagine
if there was an am I the Asshole

603
00:48:05.639 --> 00:48:09.599
about like like from salmon TERA's perspective, where it's like, well, I

604
00:48:09.760 --> 00:48:14.119
revealed that my mom my dad's a
Seri killer. My mom doesn't talk to

605
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:16.880
me anymore? Am I the Asshole? And what happened to their dad?

606
00:48:17.559 --> 00:48:22.280
He's Billy Lemis No, not Tara's
dad though not the man who raised them.

607
00:48:22.800 --> 00:48:28.159
I don't know. I saw he
left alive, right, I don't

608
00:48:28.199 --> 00:48:31.679
know. I'm only watched the two
of these. Well ran, these two

609
00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:36.159
characters are only in the two of
these, Okay, Well, I don't

610
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:39.239
care about that. I only care
that, like like Sam and Taras survived

611
00:48:39.320 --> 00:48:43.639
and Chad and Mindy and past that. I was like, I don't care

612
00:48:43.639 --> 00:48:45.920
about their backstory as want to make
sure they get off here. Okay.

613
00:48:45.320 --> 00:48:52.920
I'm also wondering how they like dage
Ski Orige. Is that just like a

614
00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:58.000
hologram? Oh, they just have
that technology now then they maybe maybe because

615
00:48:58.000 --> 00:49:01.280
they weren't using it that much,
they used like they were able to put

616
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:06.440
more effort into it on like the
horrific aberrations that are in most of the

617
00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.159
like Star Wars movies. Yeah,
you've been thinking a movie that I already

618
00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:15.039
had so much um CGI in it, they'd be like, we should probably

619
00:49:15.079 --> 00:49:21.159
put our back into this hologram.
Yeah, and well just continue going back

620
00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.400
to my further rant about why I
don't care for about the Scream movies.

621
00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:28.519
Um, it's just like, yeah, they're just gonna stab people. They're

622
00:49:28.519 --> 00:49:31.199
like, I'm a ghost face you've
never seen before, and I'm just like,

623
00:49:31.400 --> 00:49:34.840
which is untrue, that's a false
promise. Yeah, it's like my

624
00:49:35.760 --> 00:49:38.639
mask is a little bit dirtier,
and I'm like really really like, yeah,

625
00:49:38.920 --> 00:49:43.119
all of the ghost face masks in
this movie are super raggedy looking.

626
00:49:43.360 --> 00:49:45.599
And they're like, here's a museum
of scream stuff, and I'm just like,

627
00:49:45.840 --> 00:49:52.119
I don't care specifically it's stabbed stuff. Yeah, and I think they

628
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:59.480
really went overboard with And I don't
know. If you are a person that

629
00:49:59.639 --> 00:50:02.079
loves the scream nostalgia, you can
write us a real team girl talk at

630
00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:06.559
gmail dot com. I would love
to hear about that. Because I've seen

631
00:50:06.599 --> 00:50:09.239
all these movies, I don't particularly
have nostalgia for any of them, which

632
00:50:09.320 --> 00:50:14.440
is funny because the first Scream came
out and was huge while I was in

633
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:19.400
high school. I was like,
exactly the age for these movies. But

634
00:50:19.760 --> 00:50:22.760
and like at the time it did
seem neat that was a while ago,

635
00:50:23.000 --> 00:50:28.760
a couple of days ago, Like
we're not really It's gonna take a little

636
00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:30.679
bit more for me to be like, oh yeah, I'm all in.

637
00:50:31.320 --> 00:50:37.000
That being said, there was an
entire row of teenagers in our screening last

638
00:50:37.079 --> 00:50:43.960
night on a Tuesday night, So
you know, people are still like a

639
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:46.119
lot of times when I see a
movie during the week, I am one

640
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:52.960
of maybe three people in the theater
or there's nobody else in the theater.

641
00:50:52.239 --> 00:51:01.119
So that's saying something for people's sort
of hunger for horror movies. I'm also

642
00:51:01.239 --> 00:51:06.119
that being said, I was sort
of like, here's the thing. I

643
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:10.800
don't think this is I think,
you know, so in my subjective opinion,

644
00:51:12.119 --> 00:51:15.719
this was not for me, but
I can see other people enjoying it.

645
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:17.760
Well, Like, you know,
I watched movies sometimes and I'm like,

646
00:51:17.760 --> 00:51:21.320
I don't understand the kind of person
who likes this kind of stuff.

647
00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:22.639
You know, like a lot of
war movies are like that for me.

648
00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:27.440
Sport your porn. I just don't
get Yeah, like I don't want to

649
00:51:27.440 --> 00:51:30.639
watch Hostile, I don't want to
watch Humans Center Pete, but I can

650
00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:35.440
understand this movie. Do you know
what I want? I want versions of

651
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:39.320
the Saw movie that's just Billy the
puppet riding his tricycle around and no torture.

652
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:44.920
Um. I want versions of the
Saw movies. But he's doing nice

653
00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:49.119
things for people, but he still
says it in this spooky bay. Yeah,

654
00:51:49.159 --> 00:51:51.639
so you're like scared, but then
it's like a treat. He's like,

655
00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:54.079
you've been locked in this in this
house, there's a there's a box

656
00:51:54.159 --> 00:51:58.119
of kittens that that are wandering the
house, and one of them has the

657
00:51:58.239 --> 00:52:02.039
key around its neck like safely gone
a little collar. You must cuddle each

658
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:05.239
kitten to find the key. Let
the kings. Oh my god, that

659
00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:07.559
would be adorable, especially if that
kitten decided to like just go take a

660
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:13.280
nap, yes, and then you
just die of dehydration and starvation because that

661
00:52:13.440 --> 00:52:16.599
kitten is like just not very motivated. Well no, he's like, like

662
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:20.639
there's proper food and water in the
in the fridge. Maybe fe the kids.

663
00:52:20.679 --> 00:52:24.079
They probably enjoy it. Let the
case begin. The key to your

664
00:52:24.159 --> 00:52:29.519
dream car or at the bottom of
this Sunday let the cames begin. But

665
00:52:29.679 --> 00:52:31.800
then you eat the key and you're
like, well fuck, It's like,

666
00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:36.000
don't worry. I'm actually a doctor
as well. I'll cut that thing out

667
00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:37.000
of you and then you have your
free car. Oh good, I guess

668
00:52:37.000 --> 00:52:40.840
you can't really pass it right,
passing a key inside drill back. I

669
00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:44.880
probably should have thought about this better, you know, next time, just

670
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:47.480
putting putting the key in a box
next next to the Sunday and then when

671
00:52:47.480 --> 00:52:55.960
you're done on the Sunday keeps getting
worried or complicated. It's like, I

672
00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:58.960
mean, it was a good Sunday. I can see why you ate it

673
00:52:59.039 --> 00:53:00.519
so fast. But it's me that
you eat that cake, so I'll pay

674
00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:06.159
for you to get it removed.
The kids begin and the it's like,

675
00:53:06.280 --> 00:53:08.000
oh, well shit, you don't
have health insurance. That's a problem.

676
00:53:08.679 --> 00:53:13.000
I've just thought you about for a
really cheap but really good health insurance plan.

677
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:16.199
Cut o the research you had to
do. Why why is Billy and

678
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:22.000
the Puppet so good? It's searching
the insurance marketplace? Is he on the

679
00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:25.320
internet? Do you think, oh, Tobin Bell, No, I refuse

680
00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:29.280
to acknowledge that there's a Cuban behind
Billy the Puppet. I'm saying, do

681
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:31.320
you think that the puppet serves the
Internet? Oh? Definitely, That's how

682
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:36.199
he finds his victims. Oh okay. Do you think he belongs to some

683
00:53:36.400 --> 00:53:38.440
like wholesome communities? Do you think
he has like a pinterest where he's like,

684
00:53:38.519 --> 00:53:43.880
I love these toiliies, anybody who's
living their life, living their life

685
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:46.800
to the full. He's part of
the yellow community, is like, that's

686
00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:51.079
the whole thing about these Saw movies
is he's just like, I need to

687
00:53:51.199 --> 00:53:54.519
make you like be grateful for your
life by putting you through abject torture.

688
00:53:55.360 --> 00:54:00.639
You know, this seems like a
flawed premise. Yeah. I like to

689
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:04.480
see Billy the Puppet hangliding, though, Like he's like, I'm living my

690
00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:07.440
best life. I'm living for me. I don't know why I find it

691
00:54:07.599 --> 00:54:15.480
so funny. Of like them pushing
the hanglider off of the cliff, the

692
00:54:15.719 --> 00:54:20.239
puppet can't steer it, so it
just like careens into the side of the

693
00:54:20.280 --> 00:54:27.480
cliff and for some reason explode up. I do find that a very funny

694
00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:30.119
image. The image I find way
funnier is like the puppet is hanging on

695
00:54:31.039 --> 00:54:35.320
like the hand glider gets like twenty
feet away from the cliff, and the

696
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:40.119
puppet just immediately just drops and then
he just the hang gliders throwing around about

697
00:54:40.239 --> 00:54:45.400
a pilot and then they slams it
into the cliffet explodes. There we go,

698
00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:49.639
and the people just like, why
do we waste our hang glider like

699
00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:53.079
that. Here's the other thing I
have looked into buying a Billy the Puppet

700
00:54:53.119 --> 00:54:57.840
doll. Don't ask. It's like
a hundred dollars. I'm like, isn't

701
00:54:57.920 --> 00:55:01.440
there like a cheaper version of this, like that fat Garfield stuffed animal I

702
00:55:01.519 --> 00:55:06.039
want so much. That's only twenty
bucks and it's amazing. Well, I'm

703
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:08.599
sure they did not put enough care, as much care into that horrible Garfield

704
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:15.400
Stubb animal so rude as they did
the Billy the Puppet. I guess you're

705
00:55:15.440 --> 00:55:19.480
right. Okay, we should wrap
this up, and I'm just I'm just

706
00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:22.119
gonna throw us out there, like
you know, if we're if we're tapping

707
00:55:22.400 --> 00:55:30.239
on the door of the Supernatural with
Sam talking to her I literally thought you

708
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:34.320
were going to start talking about the
Winchesters like Sam talking to her dad.

709
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:37.119
We should just go full bore into
it in the next ghost Face like,

710
00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:44.400
I don't know, like just make
it Billy Loomis, but make it actual

711
00:55:44.519 --> 00:55:49.280
Ski oriche stop with these holograms.
Just old man, hot old man,

712
00:55:50.519 --> 00:55:52.760
and the thing we were referencing at
the beginning is there. Okay, So

713
00:55:52.840 --> 00:55:57.840
I'm just gonna just end this movie, um, because I did kind of

714
00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.480
like one part of the ending.
Um. So the end of the movie

715
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:05.280
is they get trapped in like the
Scream Museum basically, and the three killers

716
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:08.519
show up, oh three this time. Um, it's the detective, his

717
00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:14.119
daughter and his son Quinn Ethan and
mister detective I don't remember his name,

718
00:56:14.159 --> 00:56:21.440
don't care, and they're like,
we're gonna kill kill you for killing our

719
00:56:21.480 --> 00:56:23.360
son, my son Ritchie And they're
like, your son's a piece of shit

720
00:56:23.800 --> 00:56:27.480
and he cried when I killed him, just throwing that out there, and

721
00:56:27.559 --> 00:56:30.599
they're like, we're gonna kill you. My son was via Rile and no.

722
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:36.199
That was so I hated that.
At a certain point when when um,

723
00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:42.480
Gail's boyfriend gets killed, like the
two of the three ghost faces are

724
00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:45.800
with the team, so that leaves
just Quinn, who was a five foot

725
00:56:46.039 --> 00:56:51.239
like maybe a hundred pound girls just
don't banana split watch that movie. It's

726
00:56:51.280 --> 00:56:54.079
way better. And I'm just like, the detective's not with them, he's

727
00:56:54.079 --> 00:56:58.719
already split off. Remember no,
because they steal his cop car. They

728
00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:01.199
abandoned him in the park, right. But then it also takes them like

729
00:57:01.400 --> 00:57:05.760
four hours to get up town,
so he probably walked and got there fast.

730
00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.880
He took the subway, he speedwalked. He was one of the speedwalkers

731
00:57:08.960 --> 00:57:14.320
walking by you changing your oil.
The two good parts of this movie are

732
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:22.079
the convenience store scene and the um
the scene and the subway. The gay

733
00:57:22.079 --> 00:57:24.840
apartment scene is okay. I just
did not enjoy watching Courtney Costs get stabbed.

734
00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:31.719
Um. And then here's the other
part that I wondered about. Oh

735
00:57:31.920 --> 00:57:40.199
god, what was it? Oh
so Sam, and what's his name?

736
00:57:40.320 --> 00:57:45.639
Robbie heard the boyfriend? Yeah,
I don't remember his name. Mother.

737
00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:49.679
They barely saw Danny. No,
no, no, no, that was

738
00:57:49.800 --> 00:57:53.760
Danny. I'm saying the boyfriend that
she killed Ritchie? Ritchie? How long

739
00:57:53.880 --> 00:57:59.119
did they date? Because they met
working at the bowling Alley? Right,

740
00:58:00.360 --> 00:58:06.719
Sam, apparently immediately trust these men
and we'll we'll die from them after like

741
00:58:06.880 --> 00:58:10.599
maybe four months, because I was
like, it did Richie. We are

742
00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:17.239
led to believe that Richie's entire family
relocated to New York, the most expensive

743
00:58:17.320 --> 00:58:22.800
city to murder Sam and Tara.
Fine, I will suspend my disbelief.

744
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:32.000
But did they live locally to his
family back in California and then just never

745
00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:39.760
ever see them even though he and
Sam were living together. Also, did

746
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:45.159
his family know he had two girlfriends? They seems to be willing to forgive

747
00:58:45.239 --> 00:58:49.719
him anything. But I thought about
that because I remember the last movie started

748
00:58:50.599 --> 00:58:57.239
when Tara gets attacked right by the
ghost face and which I presume is Ritchie

749
00:58:57.519 --> 00:59:02.559
or his very small other girlfriend's secret
girlfriend. So then I'm like, did

750
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:09.320
the family know that virile Richie do
girlfriend because they were living together? The

751
00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:14.760
dad was probably like, Chad move, son, Chad move, Okay?

752
00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:19.719
And then the small girlfriend where did
she live? She lived back in Michigan

753
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:23.159
because they knew They said she was
like a teenager. Right, So Richie

754
00:59:23.360 --> 00:59:30.559
wait, is Richie in? Is
Richie pert? Yes? Where did you

755
00:59:30.639 --> 00:59:37.079
Sam and Richie live when the movie
starts California? And then where does Tara

756
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:39.920
live? Michigan? Okay? So
then they go to Michigan? Yes?

757
00:59:40.519 --> 00:59:45.159
Did they drive there? Yes?
At us has taken days. Yes,

758
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:54.800
so wait so then small girlfriend also
lived in Michigan. Yes, okay,

759
00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:00.719
I guess it all checks out.
Good on you. Scream five, it

760
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:12.599
really doesn't like, Okay, well
what are we watching next week? Oh?

761
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:17.400
I oh, let me go to
my safe list, because I know

762
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:22.199
there was stuff. Netflix knows knows
me at this point. So They're like,

763
01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:25.239
look at this, why any thing? And I'm like, I do

764
01:00:25.400 --> 01:00:30.880
want to watch that? What she
wants us to watch? I'm going to

765
01:00:30.960 --> 01:00:34.519
talk about what I would want for
a possible Scream seven. Um. In

766
01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:38.559
Scream seven, Jenner Wartego gets multiple
motorbikes and does she ride them one at

767
01:00:38.599 --> 01:00:42.440
a time. Oh no, no, No, She's riding them like one

768
01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:45.679
foot on each motorcycle. And people
are like, that's highly dangerous. It's

769
01:00:45.719 --> 01:00:51.000
like whatever, I'm Jenner Wartega.
Meanwhile, um, Sam Carpenter, It's

770
01:00:51.039 --> 01:00:53.400
just like, huh, Tara does
that? A girl named Jenner Wartega look

771
01:00:53.400 --> 01:00:59.239
a lot like you and tears like
you bet she does? Um, And

772
01:01:00.559 --> 01:01:04.199
yeah, I know, I'm just
I'm just really running a team here.

773
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:12.039
So yeah, okay, uh,
you know. Next one is at Camp

774
01:01:12.079 --> 01:01:15.920
Crystal Lake, which is just across
the just across the River in New Jersey.

775
01:01:15.079 --> 01:01:17.960
Yep, that's right, right that
their team takes place in New Jersey.

776
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:22.119
Um, and they decided to go
there. I was like, oh,

777
01:01:22.119 --> 01:01:24.320
we're having a summer camp. And
Minnie's just like, wow, we're

778
01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:28.800
really gonna get murdered this time,
and a ghost face shows up and all

779
01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:30.400
the like, you know, because
teams are so much better these days.

780
01:01:30.719 --> 01:01:34.239
The teams are just like, yeah, we're never gonna let you kill some

781
01:01:34.280 --> 01:01:37.239
of our favorite counselors. And they
just team up and they murder the teams

782
01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:39.920
and think they murdered the ghost faces. And I'm like, wow, that's

783
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:44.519
a lot easier than we, like
ever anybody ever thought it was. And

784
01:01:44.559 --> 01:01:45.599
they're like, yeah, we didn't
have guns, we just had bats.

785
01:01:46.039 --> 01:01:52.199
And then just like we took care
of those miss missus, Miss Carpenters um

786
01:01:52.880 --> 01:01:57.320
and a right cool who's up for
making friendship bracelets? And then Chad plays

787
01:01:57.360 --> 01:02:00.800
a beautiful play. Chad plays some
Jake Johnson on his guitar around the campfire.

788
01:02:01.440 --> 01:02:06.800
I mean that sounds amazing and I
would definitely watch that because you know,

789
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:12.199
Chad puts on the Jake Johnson when
he's wearing a good job. Yeah,

790
01:02:12.280 --> 01:02:17.639
he's like, oh my god,
it's just so romantic. I'm just

791
01:02:17.719 --> 01:02:25.719
a surf bump somehow in Michigan.
Okay for Scream eight. I mean,

792
01:02:25.800 --> 01:02:30.400
I keep looking at these shows,
but they're all subtitles, which there's nothing

793
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:35.760
wrong with that. Which Nev Cammill
reunites with Denise Richards and Denise Richards is

794
01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:38.159
five different ghost faces. That's right, we're really pumping up the ghostfaces this

795
01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:45.400
time. She's five different ghost faces, but like each well there's one of

796
01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:50.880
them that's just Denise Richards and like
the rest of them are different ghostfass played

797
01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:53.840
by Denise Richards wearing different hats,
and they're all denich as well, different

798
01:02:53.880 --> 01:02:59.440
different hats, and like they're like, why are there so many dense Richards?

799
01:02:59.519 --> 01:03:01.960
Guess what cloning? Cloning is happening. Clonie is happening in this movie.

800
01:03:02.159 --> 01:03:07.960
There's an army of ghost face Denise
Richards and you know, like she's

801
01:03:08.079 --> 01:03:12.719
like at one point, one of
the Denise Richards says, I'm a ghostface

802
01:03:12.840 --> 01:03:16.880
killer, and immediately the Wootank clan
shows up and they're like, how dare

803
01:03:16.880 --> 01:03:21.920
you steer r ip? And they
arrest Denise Richards because like they're the wootank

804
01:03:21.920 --> 01:03:25.440
clan. Who's not going to listen
to them? I want to watch Misfit

805
01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:31.360
this series. Oh wow, okay
have you heard about this? Yeah?

806
01:03:31.440 --> 01:03:36.000
It has a lot of people that
became a lot more famous later on,

807
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a lot of people that became famous
a game with the runs later on.

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Like awesome. It looks very fun, it looks very colorful. I mean

809
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yeah, it's about misfit superheroes.
Oh cool, I thought it was about

810
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a musical. Wait, wait are
we talking? What are we talking about

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the same thing. I'm gonna send
it to you, but if you want

812
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to write us, you can write
us at real teen Girl Talk at gmail

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dot com. Last year. Oh
wait, does it have Pierce brows in

814
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that? I don't think so.
I think we're talking about different things.

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Oh sorry, okay, so we
have a face still loving it? You

816
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:21.199
being like oh man, oh no, totally different things. We have a

817
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Facebook group and page that Frank moderates
um and until next week, I am

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Susie Coda. I'm Frank Coda Team
Codada. Yeah, this is a totally

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different thing.