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the Night Shift. All right, so you wave it in the air.
Yeah, it's just as the dust is sort of settling back down and you
can sort of see all these people that you wave this wand and a spray
of liquid just sort of flings in all directions. We'll find out what happens
next session. Oh shit, I can't scrape together gold. My souls already
sold. Swim you trapped a d spell. I wish you well, diver
creat your own your streets. You do better to retreats if you want it
done right, don't huh? A night Shift. A pitched battle has begun
between the hedges outside the Troubridge Estate. Bolts, arrows and spells flit back
and forth between the two sides, a dangerous exchange of metal and magic.
It's being said that the outlaws who killed Eccenator al Firing and attacked Gernich LinkedIn
are now assailing Sir Aldis Strowbridge and the good people of the HedgeLand Shops.
A young woman crawls behind the counter of her apothecary's shop, a bolt sticking
out of her leg, blood smearing across her white marble floor. This neighborhood
hasn't seen violence like this in decades, much less. With the sun high
in the sky still, she sees the tall half eleven woman begged for peace
twice, but to no avail. She's sobbing now, taking deep, heaving
breaths, and then looks up to see the tealhaired druid woman point a wand
in her direction as the kicked up dust around her dissipates an acrid smell a
company these the toxin that emits from the tip of the wand it lands amongst
the mercenaries, on her roof and on others, and the strumming of bowstring
ceases from moment, replaced by the groans of grown men and women writhing in
place. So castro, you're gonna roll four D twelve as a poison spread.
She's just biowarfared and people biological warfare. Also, why did you laugh
the bark with the health felin woman like dragging herself across the at It was
it was about the part of the tale about how this part of town hadn't
seen these sorts of violent delights and in decades, and then like picturing this
woman with the bolting her leg it's funny. I got it. Yeah,
we did that. We did that, We did that. That was usulve
four died twelve, man, I think I've got died twelve. Is the
one that has a twelve on it? Thank you? I got that borrows
the wow, so many of you people giving me dice. Thank you our
powers combined. Yes, you will roll that one does have a twelve on
it. Still on forty eight. This one is legit. You all right,
I'm rolling them. Roll it yeah, eleven, ten, six,
six, okay, okay, that plus rolls on the whole. So two
of those people's groans stop, Oh my god. Two of the others um
continue groaning and do not pick up their loss bow or bow and arrow again.
So four people just out of commission, out of how many hard to
say. We kind of discussed this in the previous session. You're you've got
hedges all along one side of the road, well both sides of the road,
but then shops on the other side, and these mercenaries or bounty hunters
or wherever they are they're they're ducked amongst both the hedges and the shops,
mainly on the roofs of the shops. Um and you you keep finding new
ones, but you're not exactly sure what the total count is. Ok and
uh, there's more where that came from. The guys, what did I
just do? I think there's like stuff coming out of this one. It's
really gross, smells bad. Yeah, it's nasty. Okay, I'm stop.
We'll run into the carriage. Remember how I had to set a quota
on fart jokes? Yeah? Why do I have to be knocked out this
time? I know you want so desperately to be able to make a joke
orchestral. Get aboard. Let's go, all right, So Jeff and Jeff
and Bill are in the carriage, right and as it's rolling away? Yeah,
yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, Jeff's driving. Okay. See
I wasn't gonna do it before, but now roll athletics. You couldn't just
get into damn carriage. You had to dive in and say I do my
own stunts roll roll acrobatics athletics. I hope you fail. Oh God,
I hope you fail. I want a wheel to run over your rest.
No, she just wanted to. She wants to shows her cool moves.
Uh nine, all you get in. It's not as graceful as you'd like.
She goes to swan dive, but she doesn't jump quite far enough.
Her hands get inside the door, and you guys are like, oh god.
Her smash against the back and her legs are kind of dragging on the
ground. It feels like it feels like Tebup wants you to experience. You
got okay, I'm in. Um, you get in the carriage. Someone
slams the door shut. I assume yeah, where we headed? Bill leans
leans down, opens like a limousine door separator thing before here, and goes,
where are we going? Just go go just just okay, any anywhere,
Jeff, anywhere We're going anywhere. Get out of here. We gotta
get out. We gotta get off of this fucking street. You can hear
Jeff just cursing to himself. Okay. Several minutes pass, I'm just I'm
just driving. Um, Well, y'all, you're gonna have to plan where
to Yeah, yeah, yeah, you two are the only ones conscious Castrol
and Timbo, so yeah, we can probably fix that with the benefit of
several minutes. Where are we going? Um, we're gonna try and get
out of the city. Should we go back to the cocust out of the
well, maybe my my father does have resources, Maybe he could somehow smuggle
us out. Yeah, I feel like we are. Yeah. If I
feel like if we go to the city gates, we're gonna have a hard
time getting out right now. Yeah, they still have it lockdown pretty tight.
All right, my father's estate, and then we'll get these two knuckles.
That's got to be priority number one is getting them back conscious. Uh
yeah, okay to the right. I think we've already firmly established that their
ouse. Yeah. Cool. In fact, I think when you pull up
the guard that uh that Tom had previously tried to impress with Spider Man a
carriage, um recognizes you, goes ahead and waves and closes the gate behind
you, etc. So you get out. You're at the pool house of
the cocuyst Is she worried about me the garden? I think it was she
worried about me. I don't think she she knows she's driving. She sees
me and take them out of the garriage, and they when she sees them
take me out probably Do you want me to say yes, Yeah, she's
uh, she's very worried. Yeah, I saw a single tear who rolls
down her face? H Yeah, Can I ask you a question? Yeah?
What's her name? Her name? Yeah, what's her name? That's
what I thought. Let's move back Angela, Angela so well, yeah,
so far away? All right, okay, point taking, but you know
what, she still sheds out here. She cares a lot more about you
going out stadium, just one thumbs up? Love it? Okay? Uh?
Size. I presume you get carried inside the poolhouse, which you guys
have made your temporary Yeah, yep, what's next? Um, well,
there's gotta be like healing potions. Yeah, there's gotta be yeah, healing
potions in the poolhouse. Yeah, in the poolhouse, specifically the poolhouse,
wouldn't I mean so turtle jelly or something, chriss. Children running around by
the pool side and they slip and skin their knees. Oh, sort of
a first aid kid. Yeah, absolutely, let's say yes, I don't.
I don't. I don't care enough to fight you on it before the
first aid kid, before we arouse attilius rouse. We don't want to arouse
yeah, please don't. I'd just be really let me, let me restate.
I don't want to him. You do whatever you want. He is
my head or life. Wake that dragon. Now I'm gonna dig into his
pockets and it's gonna get really weird. I uh, I want to.
I want to. I want to take the rock band uh that we had
gotten from Exenador. Um, we'll, dude, I'll, i'll Yeah,
I'm gonna steal it from him while he's unconscious. Yeah, what a friend?
But all right, what a friend? Do you jump my pocket as
well? Do you want him to? Yeah? Oh wow, you probably
found that healing posh I have in my pockets. True, it's true because
we actually have a dialogue about this in the last session where he was like,
yeah, I know it's there, but I feel like I wouldn't check
that. But he's totally fine checking. Yeah, nice l I would have
probably given it. Okay, so we wake the others up. Yeah,
let's do that. Okay with the first aid? What where? Where?
Where? Where are we? Where? What is orchestrals are we have back
at the pool? Yes, we're back at the poolhouse. Um, that
did not go well. That did not go well. At all, and
for some reason, this wand has acid spray coming out of it. We
all should have seen it. The blue Ghost came back with another wand.
Yes, indeed there was another one of those projections. It was weird.
Did your hand and do the hurting thing when you got closer and closer?
Did it? Yes? Yes, yes it did. Yeah it must have.
Yes, I know your remember did you did? Did you do you
think it was Zenador or somehow connected too? Probably I'm assuming it's one of
his wands. Again, I'll remind you that you tried to get it to
play charades but it couldn't okay, Yeah, well he wasn't very good at
charades. One word, two words, the sharad did not work and the
um are we should we be here though? Aren't we just going to get
attacked here now? And get your dad? Jeff drove us fast enough to
where we didn't get followed, but we couldn't very well be smuggled out of
the city with you too unconscious, so we hadn't fair enough? Is it
rat? Since time? Is it time to go back to the sewers?
Get out of here? Smells down there, mate, it's awful. It
might be only escape, and there's no hot shower waiting on the other end
either. Well might be the ticket, though I can't think of anything else.
I'm pretty sure we're not gonna get through the gates. No, no,
no, uh, custra, what do you think your father might have
a way out of the city. Yeah, I wasn ask um I walk
out of the poolhouse. Um, kind of lean over the wall and or
your father striding towards the pool. I was going to talk to one of
the guards. Okay, I'm gonna like look over his shoulder and be like
he's doing like a like a free dad. He does not look happy,
yes, actually looks pissed. Yep, he does look a little pissed.
But when he gets with like three feet away from you, he goes no
hell and pulls you into There were arrows all over the carriage. I didn't
know what had happened. Are you okay? And he like sort of like
looks you over and there's no holes in you, So he's like, okay,
are your friends? Okay? Fine, I could use a beverage.
Who assaulted you? Who did you assault? Did you assault someone? No?
It wasn't me this time. Okay, we're good tried to stop it.
Dad, like I was not, you know, I was like,
hey, peace, you know that's so unlike I know, well there was
a lot of them. I wasn't sure we were going to be able to
get away without you know, urging some kind of piece who did attack us.
Were they were their mercenaries? Yes, it did seem that way.
Yes, so bounty hunters. Yes, I got a missive um in the
study half an hour ago. The Council to the King's Veins, the Council
to the Kings, um, put a bounty on your head each that's an
official sort of state bounty. Council of the Kings. What Council of the
King's Veins? So the Council of the Kings Veins, you guys would know
this. It's there's two kings and it follows the bloodline male or female.
Um, And so there's a council to those two kings. It's composed of
well, previously seven people, but ex Senator was one of them, so
now six people. Um, you know personally one of them Sir Agash Boulderspin,
who's the great thing of the Dwarfs. M he's one of the council
members. Find the one that we met under the mountain. That's correct,
Yeah, right, interesting, Yes, I did something a little investigating.
I thought you'd be proud. Um. There were two votes against it,
so Sir Boulder Dash and Lady Bixon star Helm. Do you know her?
Lady? Who know Bixon star Holm. She's a halfling last no fierce woman.
Um, I'm intrigued. But if she you know, she voted against
it. I was a little curious about that. Loose her name again,
Lady Bixon star Holm, Buxom star Holm. I believe my God should have
seen that coming, Bixon Starholm. And where is she? Where could we
find her? It's Bison star Him. You don't know, I haven't heard
that anyfore, asking name Papa. Oh oh, like I said, half
Lane. She's from the Aisles of Alvos originally, but the aisles of Albost.
We sent someone there, didn't we, pretty Yes, the princess and
what's Greg? Greg? Get it? They came through it must have gotten
miss to miss Bucks them homeboy. Yeah, what's his face? Drunkard?
Oh Man haslet yep? Jim has it right, Lindsay, Yep, that's
it. Such a classic Lindsay reference classic sports reference. Wait what Yeah,
I mean, don't don't worry. Probably a lot of people that don't know
who the fuck Jim has it is, Saints head coach, no his last
names. That was the only reference. Um hmm, I think she was
swayed by this um these friends of yours. Yes, yes, Greg's a
great guy, he too is Greg. How would Greg sway lady? S
Well, okay, it's probably not Greg. It's probably the princess. And
uh and Zedric Haslett who's an asher? Yes, I know of Edric Listle.
I think he was an asher. M how do you unbecome an asher?
Well? I think he's mostly in his cups these days. Mm.
Well, yeah, he likes coffee, I mean he does. That is
also true. He does like coffee. Speaking of he sort of waves his
hand and attend it comes ever with coffee. And two, Dan, we
need to get out of here so soon. You just you just got here,
I know, but we have a mission wanted. We don't want your
home to be destroyed or attacked. And they will eventually come for us.
Oh uh okay, what they're away. You can get us out of the
city. We need to get out of dragons beer. Um, you mean
like surreptitiously. Yes, I believe. I don't think we're just gonna walk
through the gates. H sub diffuse is not my main skill set. As
you know. What if we had like a big card, you can ask
mom hit under the leaks familiar. She's just really good sneaking. Um,
I feel like we should talk about you should talk about this. It's a
weird way about what you saw. No, um So, time for luscious
leaks come back? Huh card card full leaks? Um So? We we
sometimes get shipments of imported materials, as you know, silk and things.
Uh. Perhaps we could hide you in the bottom on the way out.
Yes, yes, I like that better than the sewers, the sewers,
your daughters sewers. When you first found a rat did you know that rat
sense is a real thing? It's crazy, you know, just now just
realize that was the thing. Yes, it is. It's not a D
and D mechanic, but it is a real than it is speaking of that
looks really good? What rat CeNSE is real? Rat Sense was a company
that I googled and I did not tell you otherwise. I thought, Okay,
now I feel betrayed away. You should betrayed. Okay, let me
arrange that. Um, I'll loop your mother since she's since she's so good
at being sneaky, you know, planning your birthday parties, things like that.
Good saved. Yeah, I see, I thought you meant never never
mind, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go get your mother. And he
walks off. Uh. Let's let's say you've taken showers. Um, the
point that everybody is like healed, let's say yes, sweet cool, okay,
healed spells are back. Blah blah blah blah blah. Yeah, long
rest, everybody, goody swagon comes in, they offload, uh silks and
other imported materials. Um. And then you guys have basically laid down in
these long crates individually. We roll up in like carpets like Cleopatra, O,
you laid down in long crates Orchestral who's wrapped up in a carpet for
some reason, um Jesus and um and stuck into like a false bottom of
the wagon. And uh, everybody accept that is for Bill, who's an
eight hundred pound turtle. Yeah, so uh he rides up front. He's
not wanted yet, so he's fine. Okay, he is not one of
the four who has been whom my bounty has been pretty cool? Has Jeff
just departed us at this point? Or Jeff for for my sanity? Let's
say yes, okay, yeah, we're like Jeff and just hey, Jeff,
take it easy, man, Um. I want to give Bill,
out of my disguise, kid, a fake mustache. Turtles have mustaches?
Can they mustaches? What about it? Like a like a I was thinking
like a little ribbon mask, maybe orange or purple, little eye slots.
Next we're fighting, Yes, okay for now, just like a nice mustache.
Keeps leaning over to the driver and curling it and goes, I must
ask you a question. Oh wow, I'm hilling classic middle age mut But
before we get into these crates, can I propose a weapon exchange to Bill?
Yes, I say, Bill, that uh that vampire bat that we
gave you, Babe, Bill, Can I have the bat? And I
need it for? What? Are you gonna hurt somebody? Not yet,
mate, but if we get attacked, I need it. Sweet. And
then I look at Attilius and I'd say, I said, Attilius, Wow,
well yeah, I mean that is what I do now. But I
want to tell you us to have this one, and I hand you the
snail flail that we got from Axainador. But I'm gonna I'm gonna keep this
one, and I pull the rock band out, like wait, wait,
did you get that? I got it out of your pocket? Mike?
You did? You? Did you go through my pockets while I was unconscious?
Yes? I thought we would discuss. Yes, she was looking for
that's not a health potion? Though, why did you in the battle felt
like I might need to shape shift some stone to keep everybody alive. Oh,
so you're saying I couldn't do that you were unconscious. Fair enough,
I'll tell you what. I'll hold on to it for you. Yes,
please do that. Now that I'm awake and apparently can't hold it on my
own, you go ahead and hold it for me. Look, I'm giving
you the snail flail. Enjoy it. Yeah, out of the guilt that
you stole the other object from me. Go leans down and open the little
window and he goes tillious, stiff up a lip and he like pointed his
lips, getting Harry back there, and he closed it. He goes,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, Bill get an inspiration? Yeah,
that's really good. All right, we're good. Okay, So we're escaping
the city. Where are we going? Where is I talk? I'm gonna
ask this question fifteen times LinkedIn and fucking um David, where are these motherfuckers?
Was in Falcoon last you saw him his city the bone city by people,
right, being mobbed by people, Um Davic. A little reminder you
strongly suspect is on the Corlean Aisles because you found a coin from the Corlean
Aisles, which was Lady Terros' is like, oh yes, I've got that
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you. Are we going back to our old stomping grounds. I go to
the Corley and Aisles, you would go south through? Yeah? Oh yeah,
hell yeah, let's do it. Um. I want to leave those
we need to cheek out though. I want to leave a note. I
was gonna say, I want to leave a note for Lindsay's dad basically right,
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Turn them on up necks. We have the night Shift perennial losers. You
know, their legs have gotten stronger, their hearts have grown three times the
size, and they appear to be okay. Well, let's take a little
break, ladies and gentle bat and we'll be back in five. Yeahs,
feel a little stronger since the last time we leveled up, even though it's
been a little while. Wow. Wow, hey Bill, great job out
there, man, you really uh well, I know you didn't get on
base today, but your effort was astounding. Great job, Bill. People
kept telling me that I was I was, I was never gonna get to
third base, and I, um, I didn't know. You didn't.
How did you miss that ball? I can't it right to you? I
mean, right, gee, I might as well use you as the ball
next. To be fair, I'm about the size of the ball and you
kicked it. Next time you climb up on attilius as is that legal?
We look in the room. Just pour me a drink. Okay, whatever,
Well, I'm so angry right now. My good friends over at rally
Cap took the liberty of brewing us a beer named after something that will never
truly understand, and that is Victory Formation. And there's some assessment to be
some sort of runic symbols of some sort from these cans. Well, yes,
uh, the good news is a hazy i PA eight percent alcohol by
a volume. Victory Formation is very tasty, even though we'll never really understand
what it's like. Hey, it's a fifteen to zero. Okay, y'all,
let's get free. They don't have a chance for sure. It's a
perfect sports brew. Yes, yeah, quench the first I reckon when I
crank out my Dingers. I can just trot around the base path and watch
it with the Dingers. This is the family sport. We don't want to
fucking love American football. I get it now. It's like I can read
the room just football man. Fuck. Yeah, this is actually great.
Something happened. It's all bumpa over there. Yeah, delicious beer. Pelican
Craft Brands distributes this throughout the Greater Louisiana area. Always a fan of bringing
delicious craft beer to the people. To take notes of citrus. It's quite
delicious. Various stute over there, sisterly only she worked on her kickball skills
like she's been working on her beers. Tom's fault, he missed the ball,
messed the ball. You know the game works. Why would you kicking
away on the field. Alright, get your asses back on the field.
Let's miss. Here's what we're gonna do on the way out. We're gonna
roll stealth checks. All four of you playing D and D. That don't
sound good? Yeah all right, nope, t Bob, Bob, you
go first and we'll go around the table. Eight O nine oh one.
I love it. We're just sitting underneath a blanket, like clearly it's just
people sitting under a blanket. I think you guys get a couple of streets
over. But Bill keeps opening the window to tell jokes to empty carriage,
and you guys keep laughing and thanking him for the jokes jokes. You're killing
you, Bill, You're killing it. You guys. People start drawing to
the like wagon as it's sort of in quote unquote traffic. Um. And
eventually someone stops, uh, Bill and the the attendant that Lord Cocrus set
to do this job. Bill sort of like knocks on the wood just and
that's it. And you guys kind of kind of hear that someone is talking
to them. I don't know that you can hear exactly what's being said.
Do you want to do anything? I think we I think we need to
be quiet right now. We need to be quiet. Lessons learned from Smirk
and the and the wagon train. I suppose, yeah, that'll be a
plan number one. I mean, you want to do the exploding chicken thing.
You guys want time last time. Look if we if that's what we
need to do, that's what we'll do. Um. I think what you
can here is when the back doors open at the carriage and someone you can
hear a voice go, well, well, what what are you shipping?
And goes, well, no, no, no, no, we just
dropped off the we dropped the things off we so we're not shipping anything.
We're going back to the place that we originated from with the shipping um.
So you know, you can see there's nothing here, like you hear the
guy's footsteps and he starts kind of like stomping on the boards right above your
head. Well, I heard noises for sure. There's nobody in here though,
And you say you do that, No, goes nope, just just
me and you and this magnificent mustache. All right, Well, you know,
get where you're going. And he jumps out of the back, still
goes to close the door and goes closes the door, gets back in,
and you keep going. Great job, Bill, all right, dumb shut.
I'm proud of him. I mean, he really seems way more confident
now. I think he should just keep that there. Mustache is like a
plus three to confident charisma. Yeah, it's grizzly gets plus three. A
really good job Bill. Okay, so we're gonna get to the gates.
We're gonna do stealth checks again, easy money. Had you passed, we
wouldn't have done this again. I'm doing this one. Do better or not?
All right? Get bad rolls out of where are Yeah? All right?
Deepop starts off eleven nineteen. Hey, not sex again? All right?
I think I fell asleep snoring. Yeah, I was quiet. I
think it's a group that's probably good enough. Um, there's a there's a
moment where Kestrol is clearly about to sneeze, but Attilius h makes a noise
and sort of throws his voice. He didn't even know he could do that.
He just a moment of moment of panic, um and somehow pulls it
off. So go outside the gates, get far enough that um, Bill
hops out, comes out and kind of opens up these these false doors.
Oh my gosh. That was It was invigorated. This is this is like
the best adventure we've had yet. It's it's a it's a great adventure.
You're going a little harry there, didn't it? Yeah? It was,
it was good. I'm feeling nervous now now that the moment has passed.
Time, starting to feel like the adrenaline is going away, and I'm starting
to get higher shaky, yeah, shaky good, a lot of endorphins.
I don't know what that means, but yes, definitely. I didn't know
what space was either, So all right, by away, keep the mustache
on if you want it, doesn't need to go back in my kid.
He's sort of like grabs the ends of it's okay, yeah, we're all
right. Um just picturing a turtle with the mustache right now, Great that
a turtle wax. Ye oh way somebody, No, No, that's where
we had it, right, That's where we're ahead. Let's go okay,
okay, are we riding in the wagon up front? What? Yea in
the wagon? Yeah? We are very well aware that we are wanted people
at this point in time. So the plan is like stay in the back
and then if you hear somebody, maybe you get back in those hidden compartments.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, we're gonna say more or less
passes without insta uh you know, maybe some tiny, some small situations where
you you gotta crawl back in your compartments. But is it a multi day
drive. It's it's like a single day drive. Yeah, like the whole
day though, Bill and uh, this attendant go through straight and then when
you guys get there, Bill comes and grabs you. The attendant sort of
waves you by and immediately kind of kicks his way back through. Was his
name? He's on Instagram. We haven't been talking to him yet. Good.
I wish you would just not talk to im. Man. Thanks,
thank you for the ride. Yeah, some way, so he drops us
off and we don't have a carriage anymore. Correct, It was great.
You never had a carrot. We've had a few carriages in one man or
another. Could we have gone to the man's. Yeah, we did steal
that person's carriage at one time. We should be staying at the man home.
Let's go wait, hold on, yeah, we could actually do something
valuable probably at the man's. Should we go check in though on Phoenix In
and Badger while we're here, Well, I think we should probably go down
to the docks to see if we can secure a vessel that will take us
to where Davic is. Okay, which happens to be right next to order
the Phoenix in. Right the docks, you can get there very quickly,
right, Okay? Do you want to do vessel first then then in?
Yes? Okay? Cool? All right, so you're gonna go to the
docks? Are we very wanted in nest David as well, it's all the
whole country. Everybody's looking. I wanted to go over the plan of the
docks. Then you're gonna go to the end that everyone knows you own secure?
That does everyone really know? We start of putting the flag out?
Why are you speaking logical to us? You know that's not how this team
works. Okay, well then honestly, no, okay, that's right,
So that guy should bring us to the docks. Well, go to the
phoenix in and remember the guy that we purchase the phoenix in for us and
is managing right now that the duck and cover cover which we really can't go
there. Well, it know where we planning on hiring Badger? You wanted
to hire him? Oh okay, we never agreed. Okay, okay,
remember that, yes, big fat guy. No, well that's a different
blurban blurban Monty is the person who're thinking about, who's the bar owner of
play aren't down? Before the pox was a thought? Was a gleam in
your eyes? Sore partners with him? Now, I don't know if this
phoenix In plans good idea? Well you don't think Monty could go to the
docks for us and see if we can get a vessel. That way you
can do with some investigating or who says Monty won't cash in on the bounty
on our heads? Because why don't we go and see if we can get
pen to do these things? Oh dude, And that sounds pretty appealing because
then we can just stay in the man's Ma's not there, hey, nameless
in PC turn that thing around. By no, he's gone. You see
it's through the lab of the field place. Where are you going? Well,
shit, do we have to walk to the man's Now we could go
We could go through that through the fire swamp or whatever and uh in the
bathway? Yeah, thank thank you. The snap get some more like blinding
mushrooms and stuff. Yeah, we don't even need to go to this nag
because it's not anywhere close to the well. We need to stay off the
main room. Sure there's bounties on our there. That was the secret entrance
into the man's um. Yeah, bro, And I'm sure there's like some
intel on Davoc in there. What if he has a bunch of math and
space stuff there though, we can look at that actually is true. Right,
I'm not opposed to this. We don't have to go through the snagmire.
But my fear is if we just are on the main road, down
the main road to the man's, we're gonna get spot with a giant turtle.
I'm pretty common now when you return in a video game to land those
kind of intimidated firstment. Now we're like super badass ye werena, Yeah,
we know what you guys have leveled like one whole time. Hey, that's
on me. We are going, yeah, okay, good plan. So
what's doing to go to the man's? That's the whole play through the snagmire
back life. Who will procure us a vessel and we're looking for math and
space stuff in we'll do some of the investigating once we're in the man's.
Yes, shot it um okay. Let's also what was our what was our
friend in the snack Bier's name? We should bring him something? What do
we give him? Last time? I gave him some of the magic stones
cast magic stones. M kind of gotta took advantage of what you believe to
be a subpar intelligence there. I wouldn't say she's assuming he can only yell
his name. Yeah, okay, wow, like a Pokemon Pokemon all right.
Uh, if the plan is to go through the secret bag back interest
of the snack bar, you guys already done that twice. I would say
we can skip the whole like it's rolling for mushrooms and all that stuff.
You guys are experts at this at this point, can I gather some of
the blinding mushrooms? Nature? Jack? That's a one, But I'm lucky,
lucky lucky. That's a two. All right, Tom blinds himself for
don't you remember, Like I'll be your eyes everything these mushrooms. Everything feels
so crazy, not even that kind of mush just be weird. You feel
amazing. It's true what they say when you go blind, all your other
senses get heightened. I need an adult, all right, So you guys
get into the man's um pen is nowhere to be seen. However, there
is quite a bit of like things in the man's Like there's lots of like
are there any guards like outside, like on the grounds, like roaming around
your people walking around. I don't know that you would know that until you
remember this. Back entrance emerges from behind a painting inside the house. Um
but like, as you approach this painting, you can hear people, maybe
not in that room, but like there's people in the house for sure.
Okay, aren't even singing singing? No, no singing, not singing.
Okay, So this painting opens into like a dining room of sorts. Um,
what do you want to do when we get insighed? Did you we
go to Derek's room? Shoud we go back to the blood dungeon catching a
hamstring? Crap? No, that's the worst. I want to leave all
of this. Listeners, this is real. Oh gosh, I know you
gotta high rate man, you gotta drink water. Water, I'm not I
love mushroom. He's blind and he has hamstream crams. Okay, so unless
there's any objections, we're gonna use that. Yeah. Absolutely, tons behind
the painting and just starts he like starts jumping on one foot and falls through
the painting. It swings open, and he's still like he's completely unaware of
everything around him. He's just screaming he needs water. And then by having
mushrooms fucked him up together caught between like, oh god, we should be
quiet, and this is the funniest thing I've ever seen I'm just like,
this is hysterical in your mouth. Don't what's happening to this fella? I
like your hamstring, your ass, no kind of stunning lack of knowledge about
sports and basic sports. It's just you. You know this about you is
that entire big muscle back there by your ass in the cyst neck is almost
your face. The hamsdring does connect your ass. You're on that and hams
and ask muscles do a lot together. There was a reference in it and
ted lass. Oh my god, okay, boys, did I are people
coming in the room. There's a crowd now gathered at the door. Somebody
get him a banana? He looked confused, but someone does toss a banana.
Checks when you're ready pick up that guitar. So yeah, oh no
we have Are you ready? Fourteen? Yea ten, ten nine? Okay.
So I think Tom and Kestrel are the ones that pick up on the
sort of piratey vibe that we got going here. Um, the crowd by
the door very much a scene out of Pirates of the Caribbean, because I
watched that recently. Layer like not addressing like his livery or anything like that,
like David No, no, very much dressed in their own clothing,
still um and that they're kind of muttering and some people behind them are kind
of yelling. But that's that's the thing you pick up immediately. What do
we want to do in the meantime? Now you're made? How are you
faring over here? What to be you doing? Hair? You did this?
I just remember you did this. The crowd parts and I'm gonna turn
back. Drew be like and we cover up my ear. I cover up
my eye next time on night shift. Relatively young looking, half off sort
of parts at the crowd. He's he's dressing sort of pirate garb, you
know, a few layers and he's got a trick corner hat on every Thanks.
Hey, who the fuck is you? Why? Why are you here?
I recommend we are? Are you talking like that? We be doing
the same thing you'll be doing here.