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What okay, let's go what don't
tell me about it? Do we have

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a producer, She'll tell us what
to do, right, Candy, Welcome

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to the Panila Show. You know
YouTube and on that nice stuff, you

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know, a comment, subscribe for
free and like a a whatever. As

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long as we entertain you ran maybe
you're not going so high and you're going

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you know what, I need to
be entertained right here. No politics,

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those sex, drugs, no violence, nothing. And also if you watch

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the last episode, not even funny
we had Nevada Smith. Wasn't that a

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show back in the day. Bada
Bob from Arizona, he is on the

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show today. A lot of a
lot of people calling in, writing in

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commenting, like I knew they would, about his choke, the duck shoke

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kicking or growing and obviously you know
on that fields from the last episode,

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so carried over into this episode.
Yes, and then the pizza thing.

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We're getting a lot of people saying, maybe maybe you're righting a mot pizza

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Joe's engine out number one thing Frank. But I feel bad for Frank because

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he can't cook anything because his place
burned down, Oh didn't burn down,

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and they relocated the PNC park.
They did. But PNC didn't burn down.

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No, no, not yet.
Yeah, it will burned down.

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So now, ladies and gentlemen,
uh, we have this young man right

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here. You're telling me, Oh
man, embrace yourself. Ladies to them,

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you're telling me you have got good
not for me. I mean they

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told me not to do any jokes. I usually think my jokes are you

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know, funny? Silly? Right, shake your head. Oh man,

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this is so stupid. I gotta
listen to the joke again. Thank you.

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Okay, but hey, before you
tell a joke, may just do

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a couple of Philly's problem. I
just want I just want to promote once

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again. VS. Three Change the
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VS Three Junior watch TV. It will

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be when you know, when did
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show? And what day is that? It's on a Sunday. It's on

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a Sunday, and it's the first, second, third, or fourth annual

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show? Which one fourth? There
we go take the shoes off, contip

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dos whatever to hit your throughing you
okay, yeah, maybe hit too much.

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Feats at justice. There's something in
the sauce. That's what I heard,

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Okay, and then again my friends
School World Order Bords, Diablo get

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ready a couple of months Halloween,
but seven years they have some great stuff

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boxcar Cigars. My friend Bobby Falco, he's on bol Pa and Durrell Distillery.

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Durrell remember that, Yeah, with
Jennifer Aniston. Yeah right, she

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works at her and Brad pitt I
said that a couple of weeks ago.

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But now since the actors are on
strike, writers are on strike. Not

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here though, he's on straight here. Yeah, they've been working for Bobby

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how to make some moonshine? Wow? Maybe? And then Absolute zero punk,

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great musicians, crazy music. I
love it. My brother Padulo fine

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makes every day from scratch, unlike
Pizza Joe's and Frankie August before Frankie third

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degree burns. Right, he's on
his hand? Is that the way he

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was willing to imagine? No,
I shouldn't say those things, was it

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him? And then Divorce Diaries.
Check out Michelle Oneine YouTube and on Instagram.

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Very funny woman, good stand up
comic. Find out what her schedule

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is. Maybe she'll be in the
area, Cleveland, Pittsburgh. I know

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she did a couple of tour dates
up in Khoga Balls little stopping ground.

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But I attended Hiram College back in
the seventies. Wow. Yeah, so

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now so far, so good ladies
you do. And now it's time for

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this young man with a joke.
I'll tell you my check joke. It's

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about a three legged chicken. Okay. So guy's driving his car. All

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of a sudden he sees a three
legged chicken head up the road and he

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said, man, I gotta follow
that chicken. I never seen a three

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legged chicken. Chicken heads up a
dirt road, and all of a sudden,

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right there at the end of that
dirt road, the chicken goes by,

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and there's a farmer there, big
bibs offices, what are you doing

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on my property? He says,
well, I was driving in a three

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legged chicken went up the alleyway.
He says, well, that's my chicken.

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I raised the tree legged chickens.
He says, why. He says,

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Wow, perhaps you like to eat
a three legged chicken. You know,

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perhaps you might like a piece,
Perhaps your brother might like a piece

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for dat jake. You might like
the piece Jesus. Wow, He says

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a lot of way it taste,
he says, I don't know. We

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never caught one yet, two,
three, four? Is this is this?

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M gone? Is this like?
Gone? Wow? That's that's crazy.

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That's crazy. I ever caught a
three legged right, and uh,

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you gonna taste it? The other
caught it? That's right, that's right,

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we get it. Yeah, okay, we get the joke. How

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about this show. I don't know
if we can say this, but you

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got one I think yeah. Three
Irish guys walk out of the bar.

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Oh yeah, what any Irish that's
pretty good walked out of the ball.

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Three Irish guys working out right?
So the people may ran all that race

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okay, Italian Jewish joke, But
the Jewish campaign and the police are gonna

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walk the police people will go backwards
and they walk out of the bar,

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and Italians go forward and the Irish. The Irish never leave the bar,

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right, you know that? But
that's what I'm saying. That was the

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joke that three Irish guys walked out
of the ball. If we have to

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explain him there, John Denver,
whoever the hell you are? You sure

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you weren't in the plane the plane
crash? No, people, I got

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like that we don't do politics or
yeah, I did the Jews, but

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the Jews camp by the Italian.
Still we did the three Irish guys walk

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out of the bar. Okay,
that's all. That's okay, that's we're

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okay. I don't want people calling
up unsubscribing on that. We're just trying

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to entertain. You did whatever happened
in this country eight so so, ladies

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and gentlemen, before we leave,
i'd like to thank our former producer now

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for getting the battle Bob on the
show. And we did about four or

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five episodes. I hope you enjoyed
it. That's right, And talk about

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real quick before we go. Professor
Power picks Professor's powers. I didn't like

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my Carolina Panthers winning ten games,
went in that division with their quarterback,

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no coaching, no in, no
way, and a surprise team of the

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year. I believe it is gonna
be the New York Jets too with Rogers.

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I think they're gonna be insane yet, so watch out for jetsam last

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year, they'll be in the playoffs
this year. I'm surprised. You know

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what surprised me? And you you're
on the show. I don't get it.

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Anyway, Ladiesshore, thank you for
watching my good friend over here about

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a bomb and JP. I told
you we are consumable nonsense. No sex,

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no drugs, no politics, no
violence, nothing like that, just

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consumable nonsense. Hey, thank you
for watching. We appreciate it. If

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you want more, let me know. Remember the number one pizza, But

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I say was pet said show no