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Cobblestone on Maine, at one of
the nine West Main Street in the village

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of Webster, is ready for Saint
Patrick's Day. And man did they have

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some delicious stuff. I went out
there last week to try the perfectly seasoned

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pastrami sandwich. They also have a
mouth watering open faced ruben sandwich and the

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classic, the Irish classic. You
know what it is, corn beef and

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cabbage. It's a pot of gold
fre testbutch me friends, and they've got

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some great live music tonight Friday,
March fifteenth, the premium sound of Whiskey

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Reverb taking the stage from six to
nine. It's gonna be a whole lot

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of fun, just a really extraordinary
musical performance. The upscale bar. It's

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gonna have a happy Irish vibe.
Right. You're gonna feel comfortable around friends.

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It could be strangers. By the
end of the night, you'll be

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friends with them, because that's what
happens at Cobblestone on Maine at their upscale

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bar. And of course they have
intimate dining in a private room downstairs.

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in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler
Dots Jim Brahm, It's Billified the Bill

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Moran Podcast. Well, hello and
welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.

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Thanks for telling a friend. That's
how we spread the word about the

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pirate ship walking in right at the
moment. There he is the comedian who's

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taken on the big stage in the
big room, a comedy of the Carlson

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Greg Owens. All right, Exam, good ks. I'm sorry. I

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was so. I wasn't sure I
told you like seven, I think between

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six thirty and seven. So yeah, I apologize. That's okay. I

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saw it on the Instagram. Today's
six thirty, six thirty. I didn't

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do this. She's the wrong time
calls me fat. It's all good.

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I did. I didn't call you
fat. Last night. The kid who

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does GSL News looked at Danny and
he said, you look like you're three

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hundred pounds on TV or on the
camera and I said, and I said,

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are you sure you're not thinking of
the other guy? That's all I

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said, Yeah, who's the only
other guy? It ain't Doug, No,

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it's you. But I just figured
you're bigger. You're a bigger guy.

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You're taller than Danny better. I
don't know about that. Jesus today

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A lot less Jesus. There was
a guy out on the corner today.

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That's what uh, that's what Greg
was talking about. Like as I drove

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by, I ran home, I
went leave in the afternoon, I go

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work out. I'm driving mine.
He's standing right in the corner outside the

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church. He had a big Jesus
side and the Bible. No, just

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said, Jesus, what do you
do? What happened? Over? You

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walk in here? Breaking ship?
You just walked in. I don't understand.

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I'm not a radio guy, man, I don't know how radio different

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rules, different rules. What's a
podcast? So how this is going to

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be kind of exciting for you for
to do the comedy. I don't want

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you to have to hold that microphone
the whole I can't get it to stay

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all right, Well, we'll figure
it out. Danny probably did break it

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because Danny, there you go.
Now you're gonna stand up? No,

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watch it will come down, don't
won't got it? Nice? There you're

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good. Yes, how long you've
been doing comedy? I I I don't

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know that you and I have crossed
paths. I think one of your writings

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you said I remember seeing it at
the club. I forgive me because I

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don't remember. Yeah, No,
that's cool. I mean we talked a

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few times. Are you from New
York? I'm from Philly originally Philly.

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Oh the Homo Saquon Barklay Now,
yeah, that's gonna be nice. Yeah,

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I think nice. I love the
Eagles. I can't get him out

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of my blood. So that's but
uh, yeah, we've crased like that.

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They're in the contests and stuff.
I haven't been in the contest since

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you've been hosting them. But yeah, you know I've said hi to you

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a couple of times, so you
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But and you've been how long have
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ten twelve years? You know,
Like when I first got into it,

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it was like super part time.
You know, it was raising the kids

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still and it all you know that
it always had to take second place,

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you know, but last few years, uh, you know, they're all

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grown up and I've just been trying
to get into it deeper and deeper.

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Do it just is that primarily what
you're doing now. I have no other

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job right now. That is awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. I mean

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I'm going broke in a hurry.
But well right, no, no,

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we're fine, but you know,
uh, making money wouldn't hurt. Yeah.

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So your gig is April April fourth
at Comedy to Carlson. And you

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can get tickets by by going by
doing what just like any show comedy at

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the Carl or Carl Carlson Carlson Comedy
dot com or you know, if you

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follow me on instance, Graham at
Greg Owens Comedy. There's a link in

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my bio my Facebook, Greg Owens. There's a link in my bio.

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Yeah, take you right to the
ticket page. Okay, and this is

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kind of a big deal, right
because this is your own show then,

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yeah, it's my first ever headlining
show. As your first ever headlining show,

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yep at a club. I mean
you know I've closed out bar shows,

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yeah like that, which you know, how long do you usually do

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at a bar show. If you're
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forty five. Sometimes it goes on. Bar gigs are tough. They can

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be very very tough. I remember
doing shows where we had so many guys

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that a guy was passed out in
the front row. He was so happy

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at a bar gig yep, like
years ago. So those are always like

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the priceless shows that that can get
a little a little rough. Do you

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ever get heckled at these shows?
Club shows hardly ever? Yeah. Club

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shows are usually a little better crowd. It's people who are coming to laugh,

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And I've never gotten like heckled,
like you suck, nothing like that,

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but just people are you know,
chatty, you know, and they're

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sitting there, they're trying to order
drinks in there. So over the time

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that you've been doing comedy, you
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Have you seen the audience kind of
behavior change? Did it change after

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COVID a little bit? If you've
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you ever notice that the phones getting
away or people pretty respectful, pretty good

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man, good, pretty good there. You know, there's every once in

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a while you got somebody right up
front checking their email or text messages or

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something. Yeah, you just call
them out, embarrass them about it,

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have some fun with it, and
they usually put it away. Yeah,

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but now it's it's I think people
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and laughing again, you know.
Yeah, I agree, you're having some

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fun. Yeah, I think.
I mean, it was tough, especially

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in the hospitality business, and comedy
was certainly hit by that. I gave

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a lot of credit to our the
local comedy club, comedy at the Carlson,

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because they tried to do outdoor comedy
and they brought in Shoeby and she

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did it out but you couldn't I
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Even so they were like blinking their
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It was kind of funny, but
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anything you could to kind of keep
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And also, it's one of these
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people, they're gonna kind of move
on to the next thing. So you

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want to make sure that you're staying
top of mind. That was a tough

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That was a tough time. What
did you do for a gig? Before

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comedy. Uh, I was a
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You do a lot of financial stuff
now. I was in sales and management

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that sort of thing, operations management. Yeah, you know, it was

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a good gig I was. It
was good Fortune five hundred company, great

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benefits for O one k that that
grew like mad, which gave me the

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opportunity to quit my day job,
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before retirement. Ah yeah, And
then you get so how many gigs are

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you doing a month? I don't
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five. You're getting down on the
weekends and so much getting out every weekend,

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you know, sometime like next week, I got a couple during the

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week and then uh, I'm all
for Saint Patrick's Day, and then the

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next week after that a couple and
then my main gig and then off and

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running after that. Yeah. All
right. Well, I mean when summer

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comes, it's always a little tougher
because that's what you're doing, like outdoor

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comedy and kind of stuff, and
it slows down. It does slow down

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because people have other things they want
to do, right. You want to

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enjoy the weather while you can,
and that always makes it a little bit

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tougher. Uh speaking of weather,
big big article today News ten NBC potholes.

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Yeah, she wants some money back. Well, I mean, in

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a way I can't necessarily argue with
this woman. But here's the report.

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This is the lady who hit a
pothole. And I think her pothole was

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on East Henrietta Road, And it's
one of these things. And there's my

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favorite part of this. You're going
to hear the triple A PR guy who

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used to be a news reporter at
Channel eight, Mark Ruba, and what

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he says. I feel like he
sort of has to say. But it

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may be the dumbest thing you can
say when it comes to this, But

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we'll see what everybody thinks. Here
goes. We were on the ramp accelering

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up to get to expressway speeds on
three ninety North and all of a sudden,

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boom boom, I hit a pothole, Lynn count. It says her

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car suffered alignment damage. But that's
not all. I blew two tires,

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my two right passenger side tires.
That's right, Like that that'll ruin your

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day, right, because you're talking
how much to tire? What are we

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now? Two hundred tire tire now, yeah, yeah, I said,

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you got to be moving to blow
tires. I mean she might. I

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mean I get it to see on
ramp. But how fast are you going

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on? I don't know because it
looked like because I was trying to picture

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the same thing, like, did
it pinch? Was there a rock that

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punctured it? Was there something sticking
like stuck in this crevice? You got

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to be flying to blow tires,
right, not one, but two tires,

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costing her nearly five hundred dollars,
plus towing costs of close to three

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hundred dollars. Lynn says this pothole
was massive. Her husband went back the

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next day to take pictures of it. It's like a canal, you know

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it's I I am guessing it's it's
a couple of feet long. And he

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said, it's about six or seven
inches deep. Okay, And how old

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is this car? You don't have
triple A, you don't have roads of

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every car. I don't know.
It did look like an older car and

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lower to the ground, like I
want to say, no, I look

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like an accurate possibly and a slightly
wider tire, which sometimes gives you more

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surface area to puncture. I don't. I don't really, I was trying

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to figure this out. I had
a lot of thoughts about this with their

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car. I spent far too long
thinking about it, so it's very dangerous.

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I'm lucky I was completely unharmed.
But well, if you blow two

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tires, usually you're spinning in some
direction or you lose control of the car.

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Right, because now I've blown two
tires in the past two Yeah,

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it was back in the one of
our earlier days, back when we used

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to do a contest at a bar
and really and yeah, yeah, lady

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in red, Yeah, you got
me liquored up one while you didn't get

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me. I helped myself too,
you helped. But back when you had

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to make a curve, there was
a curve down by one O four and

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I just it was not and you
hit the curve. Oh, I buried

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it hard. Yeah, I bet
the rims. It was not a cheap

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night too. Wow, man,
you're looking to get a d week too.

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I was trying to change the tire
in the parking lot of Kodak because

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I didn't realize I blew it till
I dunk. Yeah, and I'm in

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the parking lot of Kodak and then
all of a sudden, four guys come

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walking out there, like what are
you doing? I'm three sheets of the

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wind. I'm like, I blew
a tire, just trying to get a

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changed and I couldn't do it.
They actually changed it for me, like,

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oh, we're just making sure because
we've had a lot of breakings.

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Over here's making sure. Yeah,
yeah, they changed it on my way.

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I went got lucky. They were
looking for drunk dudes, they were

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looking for vandals. Somebody else may
not be as lucky as I was.

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I went to East Henrietta Road and
got on the on ramp to check out

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this see if this was real.
There it was exactly where Lynn said.

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I talked to Mark Gruba, communication
specialists with Triple A. Right, this

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is Mark from over here. Yes, yes it is. Yes. Now

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listen to what Mark Ruber says.
This is very very smart. When it

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comes to potholes Rochester, to find
out how can drivers avoid potholes without jeopardizing

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their safety. The best recommendation is
to try to slow down, but don't

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break as you're going over the pothole. Try to break and then release the

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break and let the tire roll over
the hole. In the road. Mark

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says, that's the roof. You
don't see them coming up. It was

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dark with this lady's You don't see
them until it's too late. Well,

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there are places you do see.
I mean four by the Veterans Bridge.

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It's been potholes for nine years.
You know they're coming, Yes, you

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could do. There's some you know
they're coming. Otherwise others you just see.

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You have no idea. And if
it's an on ramp, you're not

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expecting it. You're thinking about something
else where you got to go. Are

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you running late? What's happening?
And all of a sudden, boom,

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she's checking her side view mirror,
she's getting up the speech, she's looking

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to see where she's getting in.
Boom, boom. She probably bent the

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rin. You get a partner store
where it tells when they do and don't

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pay. Yes, softens the impact
of the pothole, but it's not going

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to mitigate it entirely. Lynn called
the State DOT at one eight hundred potholes,

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hoping to get reimbursed. They gave
her this claim number and told her

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they would email a claim form.
However, the State DOT says they are

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only liable for damages that happened between
the first day of May and the fifteenth

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day of November. We pay it
this summer way to leave a lot of

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it. I want my money back, you know, I'm but I want

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them to fix that pothole. Okay, I understand one of your money back,

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You're probably not going to get it
back. I feel like you're barking

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up a wrong tree. You take
a risk when you drive. You know

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what I mean, right, and
and I get it eight hundred dollars.

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It's a pain in the ass,
but you're probably all right with it.

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It's not going to necessarily put you
under. But I know the potholes are

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like a real so I put it
on Facebook, just asking people where potholes

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were. One guy's East Henry Atta
Road southbound lanes just south of Hawkins popping

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up everywhere. One other guy goes, I used to have a van and

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I would stop, get out and
put down cold patch and fill the holes

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myself for a minute. Fix your
pothole promo. Yep. Math. This

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other guy, Matthew writes, uh, westbound thirty one AF just past Main

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Street in the r Somebody else said
they drive, they know how toy like

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yeah, I haven't seen that one
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In San Francisco, they had a
poop tracker that that was an actual app,

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or is an actual app. I
think they called it snap crap because

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so many homeless people were pooping on
sidewalks and parks and stuff that you could

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take a picture of, report where
it was, and anybody could add to

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this that a Yes, that's like
Ways with their speed traps. Yes,

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exactly, there's a pile of shit. So the potholes according So I'm surprised

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we don't have that. Some ri
kid needs to make it, because in

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twenty eighteen there was a propose built
for a pothole tracker. It would create

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an interactive website for tracking potholes around
the state, and it never I don't

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think it's ever come to fruition.
Has it just another thing for the state

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workers to ignore? Yeah, that'd
be overwhelming. Yeah, it would crash

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the internet. Well, well you
gotta figure then, you gotta determine what

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actually is a pothole versus just a
crack in the street. You'll have,

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you know, Bessie out there with
you two inch crack and I need it

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fixed now. But there's an eight
inch or eight foot crater down the road.

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Well there was always some, it
seemed like more like one oh four.

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That area seems to get really bad, and I don't understand why.

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There's a woman named Tracy Decker,
and Tracy wrote on Facebook and I'm gonna

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call her. I'm going through shit
right now, trying to get money because

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I blew out a tire, ripped
up the bottom of my car and bent

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a rim on a pothole on the
Inner Loop at Cumberland and Saint Paul.

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So that's a lot of damage to
your car. But I I mean,

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if somebody else hit you and it
wasn't caused by you, usually you're their

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insurance would pay for it, right
right, So I don't think I don't

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know what the story is with this. But let's see if we can get

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Tracy in front out where she's at
with that. See, Oh, Tracy's

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a guy, You're not so Tracy? What happened with your car? So

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struggling on? I got on the
Interlotte four ninety from Maine. Yeah right,

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fash track and hair thought hole,
but brand new snow tires. It's

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a twenty eighteen Tesla, so it
ripped the front tire just ripped a hole

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and it bent the back rim,
which I didn't really notice until later.

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And there's like an air shield underneath
the car and it tore that as well.

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So I went through, you know, all the steps to try to

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get something, you know, to
pay for it. I mean, brand

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new snow tire. You know,
I want to tire that matched. So

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I went through, jump through all
the hoops, called everyone I had to

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call, went and graduate paperwork from
New York State Dealt filled that all out.

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Then I had to go get two
estimates, one from I mean,

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it didn't matter who I went to, but I went to Tesla. Well

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I would go to Tesla too,
because a lot of times you're never going

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to get something that's going to match, and I would assume Tesla's a little

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more expensive. Well, I had
after market snow tires put on them anyway,

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Okay, So but like I said, there were four brand new tires,

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and you know I wanted you know, the same tire. So I

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went out pretty much that day and
bought the tire ahead of time. Anyway,

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so I had to miss a day
of work. They had to pull

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over. I pulled over rated uh
at uh State Street and Broad there's a

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little you know, ghetto tire shot
there. So I had to wait for

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them to get in. Of course, they didn't get it in until nine.

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This was seven in the morning.
So I had to have my wife

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actually bring out, you know,
the original tires that I had on the

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testimal before I put on the snow
tire. She had to bring me one

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out just temp rarely because they didn't
have the right size. So on up

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front, all the paper like I
said. So then they send me the

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paperwork back because I didn't fill it
out correctly apparently, but so I had

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to you know, and this is
all tracy. This is a New York

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state. Oh yeah, it's been
like the first number they gave me.

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They don't want to pay anything.
They're trying to make it pay. Yeah,

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they want to make it hard.
Yeah, so I said, I

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got two customers. Testl was fourteen
dollars for everything. Okay, my mechanic

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was I think it was around eight
or nine. But you know, I

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needed an alignment. The alignment was
awesome, you know, the test computer

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and telling you that Tesla kind of
screw the air shield up. You know,

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I gotta be Honestly, I wouldn't
want anybody working on those cars other

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than a Tesla person only because of
all the computer and you know what I'm

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saying, because everything in that car
is computerized. Oh yeah, it's nuts.

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Yeah, It's like my mechanic had
to make sure he was able to

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do the alignment. He had a
check like YouTube, I mean, the

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young guys were and everything. Yeah. So he's starting to get in the

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pothole. Yeah yeah, I know, right, it should. They need

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a pothole detector there. But that's
funny. What's funny is I drive.

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I drive a truck for a living, so I didn't notice when I lost

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my hubcap. I didn't know if
I hapened then or if I kind of

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lost the one light because that was
a different rim that got bent. The

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front tire blue blout, the back
rim got bent, all the all the

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Tesla. Yeah. So because how
do you like the Tesla? Oh?

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I love it. Yeah, I've
driven them, and they're fun to drive

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because they're they're they're very fast and
you can't I would, you can't call

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it a gas pedal, so what
is the accelerator? And I love it.

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I love the breaking because basically all
you do is just take your foot

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off the accelerator and I think slows
down immediately. Right, So you've got

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regenerative bake. Breaking your brakes could
last almost five years unless you hit a

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curb, blow at your tires and
fun everything up the bank. Probably bet

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your calibers vent at all. The
next thing, you know, it was,

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yeah, bring it to a mechanics
YouTube. You know, I had

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to go through the whole thing and
I'm still dealing with it a month later.

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You know, well, this this
is New York. Can go through

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your insurance. But yeah, what
happens if you went to your insurance you

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gotta pay that. You gotta pay
the deductible. I mean, you got

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a five hundred dollars aduble and you
got fourteen hundred dollars or a damn.

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You know, I'm stranger, you
know sometimes I guess. But if you've

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robbed that ghetto tire ship, you'd
be out in about two hours. Yeah,

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I know, all right, Tracy. Yeah, I'm sorry that I

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said it. I don't know why
I did. I just thought Tracy was

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a nocyn is. Normally, I
know women named Tracy. I know several

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women named Tracy, and I wait, I get it all the time,

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but I mean I think I think
it has a SUFFX. Don't I have

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a sufsex? I think, on
my name, what do you have?

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Yeah, I don't know. I
didn't notice. I always saw a picture

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that almost looked like whatever your profile
picture was for a while, looked like

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pubic hair. Oh yeah, that
was a lot. I know that I

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had that a lot. I couldn't
determine it was the guy by the tubes.

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I didn't know know it was.
It was like it's supposed to look

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like a woman, but it wasn't. It was just what was it?

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It was like it was like kind
of an old school whiskey broom playing against

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the walls, or it kind of
looked like the leads. It was an

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old room, and it looked like
from a quick glance, it was like

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a woman's two legs and her pubes
there. And I was per so I

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didn't know what it was. All
right, Well, Tracy, I'm sorry

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that that happened. Uh, but
New York State is going to make everybody

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go electric by twenty thirty five,
So, uh, what do you have?

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I know you are. Do you
have the Tesla charger in your house?

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Or did you get just a regular
two twenty conversion. I had the

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two twenty put in and I bought
like an aftermarket Tesla chargers like a forty

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vault. Yeah, so plugs right
into the house and as long as you

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keep you know, you plug it
in every night when you come home.

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The only the worst thing is the
super artist for Tesco. Yeah, there's

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one in Batavia, one in uh
I was a Victor, and one in

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Dance Well, and I live at
Avant So it's like, how is there

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not one in Rochester? I don't
have one of the dealership in Henrietta.

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Well, they've got not the superchargers. They've got like the forty vaute ones

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like I have it at the house. They got them lying down the side

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of the building. I mean you
could pull them there after hours in charge

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for free. I mean, if
you're on it to right. But I

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get like, I want to say, thirty five miles of range per hour

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at the house. Yeah, and
the super chargers, I mean you can

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go from zero to you know,
three hundred miles of range in forty minutes.

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You know it's it's not but you're
paying a little extra. I mean

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you pay I paid probably pay fourteen
bucks to fight charge there, you know.

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And but I'm getting three hundred miles
out of it. Okay, Oh

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that's not bad. I mean it's
way cheaper than taking guess. But here,

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here would be my question. When
you bought this used you bought a

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used because you said twenty eighteen or
did you buy it new in twenty eighteen?

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No, just bought it in October. Okay. So the thing that

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I always worry about is when these
batteries go, how expensive it is to

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get a new battery. Yeah,
you don't have to pay a gas Yeah,

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you just put that money away for
the battery batteries like ten or well

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that was that was one of the
things these are supposed to go. I'm

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reading, you know, it's like
anything you can buy a car and the

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engine. You're absolutely right. So
I'm being you know, you know,

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I'm the naysayer a little bit here. I'm still sort of I've any electric

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car I've driven has been fun.
There. They really are fun to drive,

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and they have a quick pick up, especially the Tesla. But I'm

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still like, I don't know,
I'm sticking. Oh yeah, I mean

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I was. I was all about
I got a pres so I got a

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hybrid on you know, on top
of it. So that's the bestot ball

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for operate there. But you know, when I bought the electric car,

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I did a lot of gig work, you know, Uber grub that type

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of stuff. Yeah. Yeah,
So, I mean, when you're out

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doing it, it's great. You're
not spinning gas. You know, it's

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almost like free money. But then
you're like, shit, I only got

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sixty miles of arrange. I got
to stop what I'm doing, go charge.

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You got to wait on it,
right, you lose to r that's

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yeah. So what made you?
What made you do this worst card?

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I guess because you said you're a
truck drivers, but you've got a Tesla

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car? Yeah, what made you
go? Tesla and Prius? That was

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the original thing that I was doing
a lot of Uber. I've been doing

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Uber for seven or eight years off
side, so you know, yeah,

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the Prius was the best case scenario. I mean, you're getting fifty miles

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to the gallon, you know.
Yeah, And so then I'm like,

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yeah, why don't I try the
electric thing? And see? You know,

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so I got that, and like
I said, it's just a lot

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of times it's a hassle. You're
running out of range and you got to

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stop what you're doing. And that
cuts into your profit too, because you're

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not working for an hour while the
car is charger, right, I mean

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one and a half in another I
got. Yeah, Well, good luck

407
00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:52,839
with the with New York State.
I hope they don't give you too much

408
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:56,400
of a hassle and you get your
money back. Yeah right, you know

409
00:26:56,599 --> 00:27:00,759
that is all right? Thanks for
letting us call you. All right,

410
00:27:00,799 --> 00:27:04,359
we'll talk. No, thank you
by there, he goes Tracey Decker.

411
00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:08,160
Okay, well you you. I
I just want to pat myself on the

412
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:12,119
back for just one second. I
did not lose my ship. I didn't.

413
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,880
Normally I would be like, if
you keep it on, if you

414
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,839
keep it on, editor did I
did not a little bit? No,

415
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,559
No, not for me. You
were on the Not for me. That

416
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,880
was like you could yell at at
you, there's nobody else to yell at.

417
00:27:26,079 --> 00:27:29,960
I would still be fucking I would. I've done it before where it's

418
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,079
only me. Am I gonna yell
at you were on the fringe, you

419
00:27:32,839 --> 00:27:37,039
were there. I was getting a
little yell at me. I don't know,

420
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,240
Well, you didn't do it.
No one did anything right. No

421
00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:41,920
one did anything. It was it
was my fault. There's no por engineer

422
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:49,880
to yell at here. You yell
at himself. There was a time where

423
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:55,359
I was convinced that the company that
we were working for was like trying to

424
00:27:55,400 --> 00:28:00,200
sabotage our show. So I had
a guy on who had lived in Cuba

425
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:07,759
under h under the range of Fidel
Fidel right, and he escaped and I

426
00:28:07,799 --> 00:28:11,799
forget why, but there was something
going on in the news, and he

427
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:15,240
was a local guy, and it
kept the phone kept hanging up, like

428
00:28:15,279 --> 00:28:19,039
at crucial parts in this interview.
And the guy it was Tommy, who

429
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:22,039
I had done, was doing the
show with he he went on vacation,

430
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,119
they were doing all this stuff.
There was so much pressure, like because

431
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:29,519
we had left where you're gonna make
it, not make it, they were.

432
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:33,759
I went out in the hallway and
I started screaming, stop fucking with

433
00:28:33,839 --> 00:28:37,759
the fuge. I'm bellowing, bellowing
like a lunatic because I was so mad,

434
00:28:37,839 --> 00:28:42,559
and it was just like all this
pressure built up, and yes it

435
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,720
is, you're absolutely right, But
when there's pressure and you don't know what's

436
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:49,480
coming and all that stuff, you
know it with having been in fortune five

437
00:28:49,559 --> 00:28:55,039
hundred companies and management and sales and
photos and feel it more in comedy than

438
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:59,440
well, do you feel pressure?
Huh yeah, oh well the paranoia part

439
00:28:59,599 --> 00:29:00,759
just like, but did they like
me? Not like me? They said

440
00:29:00,759 --> 00:29:03,839
they like me, but I don't
think they really said. I don't think

441
00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:07,680
they meant you know, Yeah,
I never, I never. I never

442
00:29:07,799 --> 00:29:10,799
thought of that entity. Man.
Yeah, it is the second guess you're

443
00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:14,880
every move. Yeah, I never
cared enough. I guess I got to

444
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,279
be more like, Oh, I
think I think the great like great comics,

445
00:29:18,359 --> 00:29:22,039
and maybe I'm wrong, and I'm
sure people dispute this. I think

446
00:29:22,039 --> 00:29:23,200
great comics just don't give a shit. They're just gonna get up there and

447
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,559
they're gonna do what they're gonna do. And that's part of it. And

448
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,400
you're likable, so you know,
I think that most people probably do like

449
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,839
you. And oh yeah, I
mean when I said settle down and think

450
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,880
about it, like, yeah,
well you can, you can, you

451
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,960
can go down a road. I
think it's just me. My personally just

452
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:45,240
got one of those brains. It
just starts cracking on it. All right,

453
00:29:45,279 --> 00:29:47,279
We're gonna take a moment, uh, when we come back, we

454
00:29:47,359 --> 00:29:52,680
got a little bit of a an
issue going on in our lovely town here

455
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:56,000
that I think there's uh, I
think there may be. There has to

456
00:29:56,039 --> 00:30:00,480
be somebody on the inside with this. In order for what it's happening to

457
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:03,640
work. I think you have to
have somebody else involved. We'll get into

458
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:07,200
it next, but first, Comedy
at the Carlson has the hilarious Sahib Sing

459
00:30:07,279 --> 00:30:11,960
for two shows tonight at seven and
nine and two shows tomorrow night Saturday,

460
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,160
March sixteenth, seven and nine.
Also, my parents are religious. Growing

461
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:18,839
up, I grew up in a
religion called Sikhism. I don't know if

462
00:30:18,839 --> 00:30:21,839
you guys are familiar with this,
if you're not. Part of the religion

463
00:30:22,319 --> 00:30:26,759
is the men they can't cut their
hair or their beards and they have to

464
00:30:26,759 --> 00:30:30,920
wear their hair in a turban.
And so growing up, I wore a

465
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:41,319
turban in school post nine to eleven. Oh just turned up and like kids

466
00:30:41,319 --> 00:30:44,200
would say dumb shit all the time, right, kids would be like,

467
00:30:44,200 --> 00:30:48,240
oh, it was your dad,
Osama bin Lot. It's like, honestly,

468
00:30:48,279 --> 00:30:51,799
I don't even know. I don't
have no idea. I mean,

469
00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:57,480
my dad is maybe right Sahive Sing. He's written for Comedy Central he's performing

470
00:30:57,519 --> 00:31:02,400
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Lock your tickets down for shows tonight Friday,

471
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472
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Connors and Paramis had two six to
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473
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474
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weather things you want to do.
Maybe there's a graduation party or a big

475
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wedding that you have coming up in
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476
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get Jimmy Z's to either cater the
events or get the food truck to come

477
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out. A lot of people have
the food truck come out with just specific

478
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items after their wedding reception. How
cool is that? So? How do

479
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480
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481
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482
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483
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other brothers, canton Nie. When
a girl walks in with them any anywayste

484
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and a round thing in your face. There's a YouTube channel called there I

485
00:32:17,759 --> 00:32:23,160
ruined it. Yes, cut you, but this made me laughed. You

486
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:35,240
pull up to Surony Garfun'll go doing
she's wearing it's kind of depressive. Yes,

487
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,839
isn't it Ai? That's what AI
is doing? Johnna. I think

488
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,279
I don't think AI. I know
there's a lot of people who are very

489
00:32:42,279 --> 00:32:46,039
worried about AI, and there's just
like with anything, it could go horribly

490
00:32:46,079 --> 00:32:49,519
bad. They could take over the
way. I don't I don't know.

491
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:52,359
I doubt that'll ever happen. But
I think if you don't embrace it,

492
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,039
we're not putting that genie back in
the bottle. So either you're in or

493
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,880
you're out. And you gotta find
ways to use it. And I think

494
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,839
there are ways that you can use
it. I think, I don't know,

495
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:04,759
have you ever used chat, GPT
or anything? Yeah? I have,

496
00:33:05,039 --> 00:33:07,680
Yeah, I uh, I've even
tried it for writing jokes. Yeah,

497
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:10,480
not that good. No for that, No, but sometimes it'll give

498
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,599
you like an idea or a way
to turn a phrase, you know what

499
00:33:15,599 --> 00:33:17,400
I mean, something that can help
you a little bit. Because I we

500
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:21,119
even talked to a New York Times
writer once and he said, I use

501
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:24,599
chat GPT sometimes if I'm stuck and
I think they I think it writes way

502
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:29,480
too flowery. If you were to
use something like it's it's very obvious that

503
00:33:29,559 --> 00:33:32,160
it's probably not. It's not the
way most people speak, you know what

504
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:35,240
I mean. If you're gonna,
if you're if that's what you're doing,

505
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:37,359
and you're doing that with with comedy, well yeah, I think my kid

506
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:42,519
even got in trouble for using AI
in school. I tried to have it

507
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:45,240
write jokes that one that they were
not that good. They were long.

508
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:50,039
We had Doug versus of the Dogs, Doug versus AI. We had Doug

509
00:33:50,119 --> 00:33:53,759
verse AI and joke writing one A. I had a they were okay,

510
00:33:53,839 --> 00:33:57,279
and a few of them weren't.
They They were just long, and yeah,

511
00:33:57,279 --> 00:34:00,559
they were long and wordy. I
did find an AI that us right

512
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:04,000
like jokes, like we could we
could try that. I have it.

513
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,799
I do have an AI that writes
jokes. If you wanted to try and

514
00:34:07,799 --> 00:34:09,440
give it a subject, we could. We could see who can come up

515
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:15,719
with funny er if you were the
AI AI. I don't fight machines.

516
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:22,000
The gym Brandy World, So I
don't go to the gym. Uh So

517
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,679
has anybody been paying attention to this
whole thing with Catherine Mott? Do you

518
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:30,159
know who Catherine Mott is. She's
the owner of Crescent Beach, She's the

519
00:34:30,159 --> 00:34:35,000
owner of Monroe's. I'm pretty sure
I don't believe she owns the Winter Garden.

520
00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:39,079
I think that she manages the food
and stuff there. I think she

521
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:44,039
manages the food at Ridgemont for now. And I had heard was trying to

522
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:45,920
buy Ridgemont. There was some kind
of loss. It was part of her

523
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,920
deal, from what I've been told, was part of her deal when she

524
00:34:51,039 --> 00:34:54,360
took over the restaurant that she would
have the option to buy the course within

525
00:34:54,400 --> 00:35:00,960
eight years. Capel improvements that she
had would come off of that. She

526
00:35:00,119 --> 00:35:04,599
tried to exercise that, I believe
over the winner. Yeah, and I

527
00:35:04,679 --> 00:35:07,719
said, no, we're good,
We're gonna keep it. Yeah. Okay.

528
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,880
I think that's where the lawsuit came. Probably a smart move on their

529
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,920
part, maybe I don't looking at
it now, I mean, well,

530
00:35:14,159 --> 00:35:16,679
it pissed off some of the members
at a certain point, But what did

531
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:21,000
that Because she came in and she
was doing all this good. Yes,

532
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:24,239
they like the food was great,
Yes, everything was going well, and

533
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,880
they wanted her to take over.
And then I'll just say I don't know

534
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:32,119
her. I know people who have
dealt with her and said nothing but wonderful

535
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:37,679
things. So I think if whenne
you have that kind of reputation, if

536
00:35:37,679 --> 00:35:39,079
she was like, oh god,
you don't want to deal with her,

537
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,360
then you'd be like, you want
to see her go away. But this

538
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,480
is this is a weird thing.
Do you know what check kiting is?

539
00:35:47,159 --> 00:35:51,480
We were talking about this, this
is this is what Leo DiCaprio was doing

540
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:54,199
in that you got to catch me
if you can't. Basically, it's almost

541
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:59,599
like a Ponzi scheme in a way, because she had one bank account that

542
00:35:59,639 --> 00:36:02,000
she would write checks on. So
let's say she had two bank accounts,

543
00:36:02,039 --> 00:36:06,760
bank account A and B. She
would write checks on A to deposit and

544
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,239
B even though they weren't the funds
in A. But by the time they

545
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:14,000
figured it out sometimes you can get
the money in there. So it's almost

546
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,480
like a shell game. You ever
played like a shell game? Even with

547
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:19,400
your credit cards, I'll move the
balance over to this credit card, so

548
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,519
I'm not you know, I'm not
paying whatever out of my pocket this month.

549
00:36:22,559 --> 00:36:24,840
I'm just doing it on the credit
card. So she was doing this.

550
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:30,000
I just I've been trying to figure
this out. I have a feeling,

551
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:36,280
and I don't know that there had
to be somebody at five Star Bank

552
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:42,800
that was tipping her off. She
got caught kiting. She got caught kiting.

553
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,159
She got caught kiting. Sixty eight
million dollars worth of checks. Wow,

554
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:51,199
which I believe I number I thought
I heard. I thought I heard

555
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:53,800
nineteen. Answer that number one way
up. No excuse me. Sixty eight

556
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:58,719
checks exceeding sixty two million. I
knew there was a sixty eight sixty eight

557
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,800
checks exceeding sixty two million. And
I believe this all started this that amount

558
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:08,039
of money since February twenty third,
not that long ago, so that's less

559
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:12,800
than a month. Check. Those
are like eight hundred thousand dollars checks right

560
00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:15,000
that she's writing? You got it
is my math right there? Yes,

561
00:37:15,079 --> 00:37:20,239
And everybody's like, that's cool.
Which if you're doing Captain improve on a

562
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:24,000
golf course, yeah, you're doing
that. You're buying a restaurant at Crescent

563
00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:28,559
Beach, remember Crescent. I don't
know how long livery Crescent Beach in there

564
00:37:28,599 --> 00:37:30,880
there they want to remodel that,
making an upscale place along the lake.

565
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:36,519
She certainly, I'll tell you what, Monroe's looks great. She did a

566
00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:38,639
nice job in there. She's kept
it, she's kept it nice. And

567
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:43,440
Uh, a buddy of mine is
the bar manager there. Uh. Mayor

568
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,440
Pete Kennedy's wife works there, and
everybody seems to love it. So,

569
00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:51,840
you know, like she seems to
create a good work environment. I don't

570
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,559
know what happens because I think they
seize all her assets. Yeah, but

571
00:37:54,599 --> 00:38:00,119
this is a civil complaint, and
and so Arnie Rothschild is kind of the

572
00:38:00,159 --> 00:38:05,000
pr guy for the law firm that's
representing her. So Arnie put out a

573
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,519
statement saying that these are allegations,
not fact, and we don't really know.

574
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:10,960
And so the news is running with
this. So I reached out to

575
00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:15,480
Arnie Well. Arnie's in Florida.
Arnie sends me a video. He goes,

576
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:21,079
I'm dog sitting for a friend in
Florida, and he's essentially it's a

577
00:38:21,159 --> 00:38:23,320
lab and he's throwing a ball out
into the pool and the dog's swimming out

578
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:27,079
and swimming back, and Arny's going, good boy, sends me this video

579
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,079
like, look at this life.
What a wonderful life. So I don't

580
00:38:30,119 --> 00:38:36,000
know where they're like, what's fact
and what's not, except that it seems

581
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,199
like this is moving forward and it's
a lot of money. According to Five

582
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:44,239
Star Bank, they claim they lost
at least eighteen point nine million dollars as

583
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:49,840
a direct result of the scheme,
and they've contacted law enforcement. So the

584
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:54,480
fact that the eighteen point nine she
wrote sixty two million in checks but eighteen

585
00:38:54,519 --> 00:38:58,719
point nine in loss, Like they
got to cover the balance until you get

586
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:00,400
the money in, and now she
doesn't. So now you're out eighteen point

587
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:07,199
nine million. Could you imagine losing
twenty million dollars nearly twenty million dollars February

588
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:09,519
ten on a quarter of these checks? Basically, yes, yeah, it

589
00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:14,360
sure sounds like it. So she'd
built up trust with the Key Bank for

590
00:39:14,639 --> 00:39:17,320
whatever the last thirty years as a
businesswoman, probably so that they were fine

591
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:22,559
with her, Yeah, moving that
kind of money around and not not making

592
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:24,360
sure she was writing it from one
of her accounts though, So she had

593
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:28,079
an account at a credit union,
so she was writing the check on that

594
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:30,880
and putting it over there. The
only thing that I'm saying is I got

595
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,199
to think at some point, if
you had someone who worked at five Star

596
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:39,960
Bank, could they potentially go I'll
buy you two or three days before we

597
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000
clear this check. I'll make sure
it doesn't can I could you go in

598
00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:49,679
electronically. Let's say you slip me
a thousand bucks. I'm gonna hold this

599
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,760
check for eight hundred thousand off.
If you have the money in there in

600
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:57,960
forty eight hours, we'll be fine. I'm thinking somewhere because I think there's

601
00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:01,480
a racketeering charge potentially in there,
and that's what that would be, racketeering,

602
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,559
wouldn't it. I'm very intrigued by
this. I love when there's someone

603
00:40:05,559 --> 00:40:07,119
on the other like, I always
go, how the fuck do you get

604
00:40:07,159 --> 00:40:10,280
someone to go along with your dumb
idea? You know what I mean?

605
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:15,480
It goes back and once again it's
it's middle aged white woman. Yes it

606
00:40:15,559 --> 00:40:20,239
is woman, but no, Greg, I've always thought this, like,

607
00:40:20,599 --> 00:40:23,440
how do you get someone to go
along when you have an idea and it's

608
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:29,199
outrageous. I always think with the
Menendez brothers, how did both Like one

609
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,320
brother doesn't go, ah, that's
a bad idea. Hey, what are

610
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:34,440
you doing? Friday? Night.
Now, I was thinking of going to

611
00:40:34,480 --> 00:40:36,599
the movies. What are you gonna
do? I was gonna kill mom and

612
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:42,440
dad? Oh great idea, It
makes no sense. Somebody's got that riz

613
00:40:42,559 --> 00:40:47,079
man, That that charisma. Yes, that that just charms people into believing

614
00:40:47,519 --> 00:40:52,360
you got your set together. Primarily
why you separated Jordan or Jordan and Jackson

615
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:54,639
so they wouldn't be able to murder
you. You got one down in the

616
00:40:54,639 --> 00:40:58,920
South out here. Well, I
always, I always would joke around.

617
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,039
I go, I'm really hoping at
some point, like one brother says to

618
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:04,360
the other, what the fuck is
wrong with you? I mean, I

619
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,000
know he's an asshole, but you
know what I'm saying, like, what

620
00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:09,159
is wrong with you? I never
understood. I went, man, how

621
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:13,280
do you get like you'll hear it? All? That? Another one right

622
00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,880
here in town. When the woman
who lost custody of her kids. They

623
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:21,440
lived in Wayne County, the husband
had him, she lived down in Texas.

624
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,880
She gets her boyfriend to drive up
with a buddy he was a sheriff

625
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,360
and kill the husband and wife.
So then potentially she would have to get

626
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:34,320
custody of the kids. But she
convinced him, and he convinced another guy

627
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:38,039
and they drove all the way up
broke down somewhere in Ohio and still decided

628
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:40,519
it was a good idea and kept
coming, keep going. I go,

629
00:41:42,079 --> 00:41:45,280
how well, I don't get it, Like, how do you convince somebody?

630
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:50,199
I mean, what about the lady
that helped the guys escape the prison

631
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:52,599
up? Oh yeah, yeah,
dani More yeah, yes, And well

632
00:41:52,599 --> 00:41:59,079
she was getting laid doing Eiffel towers
over the top of her. That worked

633
00:41:59,079 --> 00:42:02,519
for him. I don't know,
it's that prison love. Wasn't she the

634
00:42:02,559 --> 00:42:06,440
seamstress or something? Didn't she do
like laundry? I don't remember. She

635
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:09,840
was something there, yes, And
then she was married and I think her

636
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:15,360
husband ended up staying with her.
I thought they were filing for divorce and

637
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,159
then they decided that they would work
it out. I mean, how would

638
00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:21,760
you again, yeah, because she's
going to prison. Well she went to

639
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,559
prison for a lot. I thought
she went for like eight months or something.

640
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:28,239
What's even the point, I mean, what's the point. How two

641
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,119
guys escaped that were they were murderers? Weren't they? Yes? Oh yeah,

642
00:42:31,119 --> 00:42:34,360
these were bad, dude. These
were not like no, no,

643
00:42:34,679 --> 00:42:37,119
And I'm thinking if you get two
murderers who leave you don't think one murder

644
00:42:37,159 --> 00:42:40,159
is killing the other murderer to just
keep it quiet. And I think one

645
00:42:40,199 --> 00:42:43,760
of them, well one got arrested
and brought back to jail, the other

646
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,920
one got shot and killed by police. Yeah, yeah, if that was

647
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:49,480
the case. But again, how
do you get someone to go along?

648
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:52,039
How did they get her to go
along with that? Hey, we got

649
00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:54,079
this great idea. A smile,
you know what I'm saying. I got

650
00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:58,360
a great idea. How about this? I don't get it. I don't

651
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,920
understand it. The same thing here
the check, Like at some point you

652
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,199
got to realize it's gonna come up. It's going to catch up with you.

653
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:07,119
I mean, is she maybe she
was in a spot where she thought

654
00:43:07,159 --> 00:43:08,599
she was going to be able to
co she just had to buy herself at

655
00:43:08,639 --> 00:43:12,760
that though she thought the money was
coming. I wouldn't be surprised if that

656
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,639
is the case. And then before
you know it, it's just viral.

657
00:43:15,679 --> 00:43:19,079
And I had her rumors that she
was also looking to buy Shadow Lake or

658
00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:22,639
something like that. And every place
she was seemed to be involved in,

659
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:27,039
like people who have had events at
the Winter Garden where she does all the

660
00:43:27,079 --> 00:43:29,679
food, they love it. They
think it's great, and they say she's

661
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:34,639
very pleasant to deal with. So
I'm thinking and the same thing at Ridgemont,

662
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,639
everybody loved it right when she took
over the food and stuff. They

663
00:43:37,679 --> 00:43:40,639
all thought thought it was great.
So I think the woman has a knack

664
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:45,639
for doing this. It's just maybe
got a little greedy. I don't know,

665
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,239
maybe it's just slowed down a little
bit. Yeah, exactly greedy.

666
00:43:50,159 --> 00:43:52,239
I don't I don't know much about
about her. I could probably find out.

667
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,320
I've refrained from calling because a friend
of mine, I'm friends with the

668
00:43:57,360 --> 00:44:00,000
brother more than the guy there,
but I could call him and say,

669
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:05,000
hey, what's going on. I'm
just curious more. Does you know situation

670
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:07,920
like, you know, you have
their husband that's sitting here with you know,

671
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,679
where's this nineteen million dollars coming from? Yeah, well okay, you

672
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,400
don't check accounts. Well, that
would be an interesting thing. Like if

673
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:20,559
she was running the business side of
it, maybe he stayed out of it.

674
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:22,320
It's kind of like Lovely warrened had
no idea that her husband was doing

675
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,480
drugs out of the house and something
that the tadd to had no idea,

676
00:44:27,719 --> 00:44:32,960
no idea all those all that stuff
isn't that. I mean, most guys

677
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:37,079
are dying for a wife who just
leaves in the fuck alone. That's awesome,

678
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:44,199
that's the idea. Why she's no
idea? How long have you been

679
00:44:44,199 --> 00:44:46,880
married? Thirty years? Thirty years, thirty, this year, thirty and

680
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:50,599
this? Yeah? Man? Yeah, and your wife is supportive of the

681
00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:52,480
comedy. Oh yeah, she puts
up with me. Yeah. Yeah.

682
00:44:52,599 --> 00:44:55,719
Do you try material out on her? Oh yeah? Do you really sure?

683
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,920
Yeah? She's and she's honest.
She let you know, she chacks.

684
00:45:00,679 --> 00:45:01,599
Yeah, right, she does say
it's terrible. I was like,

685
00:45:01,639 --> 00:45:07,480
I got I'm working on this opener. She's like, no, you'll tell

686
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:08,800
me, and then she'll if it's
good, she'll tell me. And she's

687
00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:13,639
usually right, you know. Yeah. Do you have a favorite comic?

688
00:45:14,639 --> 00:45:16,079
Uh? I got a lot of
them. They change, you know.

689
00:45:16,320 --> 00:45:20,239
Yeah. One of my favorites of
all time, and it was certainly was

690
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:25,199
Richard Pryor. And the reason I
loved Richard Pryor was the evolution that led

691
00:45:25,239 --> 00:45:29,920
to Live at the Sunset Strip,
which I think is one of the best

692
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:36,239
live performances stand up performances ever.
And you're talking, I like comedy in

693
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,320
a in a tighter smaller room.
I always think it's a better intimacy.

694
00:45:38,559 --> 00:45:43,400
There's just something about it. Right, you're packed in there. This was

695
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,920
a big arena, but he made
you feel like you were watching this because

696
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:52,199
he was playing with the crowd.
Did all this stuff vulnerable? Real,

697
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:57,719
honest? But there's been some stuff
written and I'm hoping somebody somebody told me

698
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:00,440
they were. There was talk of
doing a document about the making of that,

699
00:46:00,559 --> 00:46:05,559
and how he would go in to
comedy clubs and just land on his

700
00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:08,559
face and even though he had a
name already, he was just trying new

701
00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:13,280
stuff and trying it and trying it, and to watch the evolution of a

702
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,840
joke and to know what it is, because how many of us have ever

703
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:20,000
been either in the shower or in
the car and you have a thought and

704
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,119
you go, God, damn,
that is funny, and then you lay

705
00:46:22,159 --> 00:46:25,239
it on some of your buddy thinks
it's funny, your guys at lunch at

706
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,639
work think it's funny, and then
you take it to a stage and it's

707
00:46:29,679 --> 00:46:32,159
like, yeah dies, Yeah it
dies, and it's an interesting thing.

708
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:35,760
You go. But if you believe
it enough, you got to just find

709
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:38,239
and rework the premise that usually you
can find the funny. There's something funny

710
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,880
there, it's just not funny in
the delivery. That was the other I

711
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,639
always say that's what It wasn't Spencer, but it was just the delivery.

712
00:46:50,719 --> 00:46:53,840
I thought things were actually going well
when I went back and watched. And

713
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,559
by the way, I loved this, I know you did, because you

714
00:46:57,679 --> 00:47:00,519
like watching me fallow my face.
No, I thought the joke was funny,

715
00:47:00,679 --> 00:47:05,639
but the joke joke I did.
I got asked to come out to

716
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,960
the Fireman's exem Club and uh,
just walking around with a microphone and kind

717
00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:15,639
of welcome people and just bust bust
chops. And so I went out there

718
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:17,719
and I made a joke, a
pretty off color joke that I won't say.

719
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:22,480
I won't say here. I'll tell
you canceled. Yeah, it's not

720
00:47:22,519 --> 00:47:24,280
even getting canceled anymore. I mean, I don't nobody's going to cancel you

721
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:29,159
here, but you just don't want
people to think. I think. I

722
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:32,280
still think it's kind of a harmless
joke, but it certainly reflects an old

723
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:36,760
style way of thinking. It was
one drunk who got pissed about it,

724
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,960
so people got upset, and then
I it was out on the West Side,

725
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,679
and so I brought up merrit Ron
and I don't know if you remember

726
00:47:44,679 --> 00:47:46,599
what happened with the Greece Police Department
and all that, and some guy who

727
00:47:46,599 --> 00:47:52,400
worked for the grease fire department was
really pissed and it just sort of sucked

728
00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,079
the oxygen out of the room.
So I just went through his standard stuff,

729
00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:59,719
and I I didn't shy away.
Those things don't bother me. I'd

730
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:02,480
like even bombing. I it never, I don't know. I just was

731
00:48:02,519 --> 00:48:07,119
like, eh, it just what
made me laugh the most was like twenty

732
00:48:07,119 --> 00:48:08,599
minutes later, he got back into
my phone, Hey, how about the

733
00:48:08,639 --> 00:48:15,000
Spencerport girls soccer team? Way to
win states? I do like you,

734
00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:22,079
fuck you? What are you gonna
do? Have you ever bombed really bad?

735
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,880
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah
I have. I don't like talking

736
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:28,920
about it. Actually, I probably
shouldn't even bring it up. You were

737
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,400
at a show that I bombed at
because it was uh, I don't I

738
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,599
just didn't even say who. I'm
not even gonna say who it was,

739
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:38,400
but I knew you and tools were
in the audience. Not that that made

740
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,000
me nervous or anything, but I'm
like, I gotta do good for the

741
00:48:42,159 --> 00:48:45,400
radio. Dudes. O wait,
you were the MC Yeah. Oh shit,

742
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:49,519
No, I didn't think you bombed. Oh good, I don't remember

743
00:48:49,559 --> 00:48:52,239
it being a bomb. I'm not
look, I'm not known to be nice

744
00:48:52,239 --> 00:48:55,079
and I'm not here to catch anybody's
ass. I just don't remember you bombing.

745
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:59,280
Yeah, it was pretty bad.
Oh this was Jay Moore? Oh

746
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,639
yeah, yeah. I didn't want
to go there because I don't want anybody

747
00:49:01,639 --> 00:49:05,079
else remember, and I'm trying to
get people out to my show. Well

748
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:07,760
I don't remember either. Yeah,
I think you were there with me.

749
00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:12,880
Yeah, because that was when Molly
Flowerty was up front and Jacob hitting on

750
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:15,519
her saying how hot she was,
or this is your mom Jay was.

751
00:49:15,639 --> 00:49:19,840
I thought Jay did all right,
but I thought he had some moments too.

752
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:22,920
I really I thought it seemed like
he might have been back on something.

753
00:49:22,079 --> 00:49:25,119
Wow, he's come clean. I
really enjoyed his show. I thought

754
00:49:25,119 --> 00:49:28,679
I did too, but I just
there was some moments where it just seemed

755
00:49:28,679 --> 00:49:30,000
like, well, I didn't know
if he was working out stuff either,

756
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:34,360
because I thought he had a special
coming up, so I didn't really know

757
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:36,559
about it. No, I don't
remember you, but I'm good then because

758
00:49:36,679 --> 00:49:39,519
I remember you now, I remember
it. That's kind of the inside thing

759
00:49:39,559 --> 00:49:44,039
of comedy that you know that you
you're looking at how you just performed and

760
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:46,320
you're like overanalyzing the crap out of
it. You know, I forgot this

761
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:51,039
line. I stuttered here, and
people don't know that you had a line

762
00:49:51,039 --> 00:49:53,639
there that you forgot, you know
what I mean, You're staying cool.

763
00:49:53,639 --> 00:49:58,800
But I, uh yeah, I
let me tell you about it was classic.

764
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:02,639
I mean I had to. Mark
was not happy, and uh it

765
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:06,360
was. I mean, I totally
blew a punchline, one of my best

766
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,760
punchlines, and I said it completely
wrong, and it's like my hammer joke.

767
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:15,719
It's like a killer it's really big. Yeah, well that'll fuck with

768
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:19,320
your head. And then like,
because uh, I don't know I should

769
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,400
even be getting into it a detail, Mark was like, all right,

770
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:23,519
he's going with this huge closer.
This is gonna be great. He's like

771
00:50:23,559 --> 00:50:28,079
happy to hear me finally wrapping up
the bit and it's gonna go well because

772
00:50:28,079 --> 00:50:31,280
it's a killer joke. And then
I blew the punchline and he was like,

773
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:36,239
holy shit, this is the worst
I've seeing this kid ever. Kid

774
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:39,000
Man, he was a Yeah,
it was a bad night, but it

775
00:50:39,079 --> 00:50:43,400
came back Friday and Saturday we had
killer shows and there you go. That's

776
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,719
it. I mean, look,
that's the great thing. And I always

777
00:50:46,679 --> 00:50:51,480
one of the things that I love. I always loved stand up comedy,

778
00:50:51,800 --> 00:50:55,440
and I loved it for the danger
of it. Not that anybody's gonna get

779
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:59,960
hurt, but there is a ballsiness
to it because it's just you and Mike.

780
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:02,840
And I say it before every year
when I do the Funniest Person in

781
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:07,320
Rochester. You don't have a band
behind you to cover up a note.

782
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:09,920
You don't have somebody in a play
to whisper a line or step in.

783
00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:14,320
If you all of a sudden draw
a blank, it's just you. You

784
00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:17,880
flob a line, you screw up
your thing, it's you. And that's

785
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,039
the greatest thing in the world.
And I think every one of us should

786
00:51:22,079 --> 00:51:25,679
just come to rely on like bet
on yourself, leaving it and if it

787
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:29,440
falls apart, get up and do
it again. Because the only reason,

788
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:32,400
the only thing that separates anybody from
success and failure is they did it one

789
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:36,119
more time. They failed at one
point too. That's how you learn,

790
00:51:36,639 --> 00:51:37,559
you know what. I don't want
that again, So I'm gonna do this

791
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:40,920
and you keep getting closer to what
you want, but they only did it

792
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,960
one more time. Persistence is really
the key to success. No one likes

793
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:46,199
to talk about that, but that's
what it is, and more you do

794
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:51,239
it's reps man, exactly, yeah, exactly. I don't remember you bombing,

795
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:53,559
but that's why that's funny. That's
pretty funny. So you can come

796
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:58,679
out on April fourth with You're not
gonna be You're not gonna I'm looking for

797
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,400
it to Absolutely, she's gonna be
a killer show. Got doug on there,

798
00:52:01,559 --> 00:52:05,880
Yes, Dougie Fresh, Cindy Arena. Is I think Cydy Arena is

799
00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:08,280
really funny? Yep. Yeah,
she's very very clever. Yeah, she's

800
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:12,199
great. Does a lot of stuff
I think she did. She even do

801
00:52:12,239 --> 00:52:14,480
stuff down in New York for a
little bit for a minute. Yeah.

802
00:52:14,519 --> 00:52:20,880
Yeah, she even got featured on
at HBO show with what's his name,

803
00:52:21,079 --> 00:52:24,440
Pamani Dawson or whatever his name is. Okay, I forget the name of

804
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,360
it. She was on HBO.
Yeah, so she's yeah, that's pretty

805
00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,599
good. She's got chops. Man. All right, we'll take a moment

806
00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:35,800
a scam to be aware of from
your uber or lyft driver playing it on

807
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,719
you, Doug, We're coming for
you. That's right. We'll get to

808
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:42,159
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809
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811
00:52:52,119 --> 00:52:55,239
hollopeneals, blueberry sauce and provolone.
As my aunt from Queens used to say,

812
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:59,000
to die for, Billy, That's
what I would say about that.

813
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,239
The pizza the month. Kevin loved
this buffalo chicken pizza. But not just

814
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:07,519
any buffalo chicken. We're talking alfredo, buffalo sauce, fried chicken, mozzarella

815
00:53:07,599 --> 00:53:15,440
and bacon. So good again to
die for. And of course, because

816
00:53:15,800 --> 00:53:17,840
there's a whole lot happened in this
month, right from Saint Patrick's day.

817
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:22,760
You can go there and have an
Irish mule with Telemoordo, ginger beer and

818
00:53:22,800 --> 00:53:25,199
lime juice. Sounds really good and
refreshing, doesn't it. Don't forget basketball's

819
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:29,360
going on, You get all the
tournaments, the jump shot, crown apple

820
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,559
starry and fresh lemon. And as
we get deeper into the month and the

821
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:37,280
madness starts over fifty TVs at bTB
a great spot to watch the game,

822
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:40,400
and they have a shareable that sounds
so good. Old Bay Crab Dip with

823
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:45,079
chips, give me two helpings for
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824
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843
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morning and a lady walks by and
she looks up because they can't hear me

844
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:30,639
knocking signs in the window that your
wife, Carrie make of And she said

845
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:34,239
to me, she pokes her head
and said, where did you buy that?

846
00:55:34,519 --> 00:55:36,360
And I said, oh, a
friend of mine made it. So

847
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:37,559
she came in and we wound up
talking. She's like, I'll be back.

848
00:55:37,599 --> 00:55:39,519
I have to go to the chiropractor. And then she came back.

849
00:55:39,559 --> 00:55:45,320
She had a rolling stone pocketbook.
Older woman she was saw them in like

850
00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:50,159
seventy one, so saw them a
ton of times. I won't go see

851
00:55:50,199 --> 00:55:53,239
them now because Charlie Watt was her
favorite. She was devastated when Charlie died.

852
00:55:53,559 --> 00:55:58,320
I here's the drummer, and I
can tell you got Keith. He's

853
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,719
a pirate. But the reason they're
available for forty five hours, well,

854
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:07,239
she she said, what do you
ask? How much? And will they

855
00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:09,679
make one? And she said,
I'll be back now. The lady came

856
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:14,519
back in here, and uh I
just chatted with her. I never got

857
00:56:14,519 --> 00:56:22,079
her name, older lady, and
she said, she said, I something

858
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:24,920
about we're talking, and she came
up. She had cancers. Her cancer's

859
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,280
back and so I felt a little
bad, and uh I learned a lot

860
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,599
of things about her. But she
was a big Stones fan and she was

861
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,760
very taken by that. And I
think I swear to God. At one

862
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,119
point she looked at me kind of
hoping I could say you can have it,

863
00:56:38,159 --> 00:56:42,880
and I didn't. That's a gift
from Kevin. I'm not no kidding

864
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,440
me. That stays in the studio. Man. I love the Stones,

865
00:56:45,519 --> 00:56:51,880
I was, yeah, I always
loved the excellent Mainstream was my favorite album.

866
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,440
You know, did you ever see
I saw him? Oh you did?

867
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:59,199
I saw him at a veteran stadium
down at Philadelphia. Yeah, that

868
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:01,480
was I think this Stealers Wheel tour
Stel Wheel Store in eighty nine Wheels,

869
00:57:01,599 --> 00:57:05,400
Yeah, fall eighty nine. I
saw him with Shay that year. They

870
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,679
were Yeah, they're all. I
love them too. I mean they probably

871
00:57:07,679 --> 00:57:10,159
one or two, number one or
two in my Yeah. I always like

872
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:15,920
just that blend in the stone.
It's just just a really uh gritty blues.

873
00:57:15,039 --> 00:57:17,400
You know. They played some gritty
blues that I was like, And

874
00:57:17,480 --> 00:57:21,239
I like the new album they did
for guys in their eighties. Come on,

875
00:57:21,719 --> 00:57:24,519
it's pretty damn impressive. What do
you think about it? You know?

876
00:57:25,039 --> 00:57:29,960
Yeah, I mean, what's the
average lifesman now? Seventy eight?

877
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,880
They're they're beating that. It depends. I heard something today. If you

878
00:57:31,920 --> 00:57:37,159
walk, what if you do?
I think it's five thousand steps, three

879
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:40,639
days a week. It could add
two point five years to your life.

880
00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:47,400
Really, oh fuck that following three
days? Is it going that bad?

881
00:57:49,559 --> 00:57:52,280
Is it that bad? Ground?
I got a financial plan and I need

882
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:54,360
to be dead by a certain certain
time. You got to check out by

883
00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:59,480
a certain point. I did see
that the the Buffalo Bills picked up Curtis

884
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:02,599
Samuel, who is a wide receiver
with the Commanders, And now I'm gonna

885
00:58:02,599 --> 00:58:05,960
be in Buffalo. That's like team
you want to pick up a wide receiver

886
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:08,320
for. I don't know, it
might be maybe he's great, you know

887
00:58:08,360 --> 00:58:10,719
how good? I always say that
it's like getting a wide receiver from the

888
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:14,480
School for the Blind. I know
it is not. It's not like you

889
00:58:14,519 --> 00:58:17,880
had anybody throwing to him so exactly. And I always say, do you

890
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:22,760
know how good you have to be
to suck at the NFL? Like it's

891
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,119
amazing, how good you have to
be? Like there's some amazing athletes that

892
00:58:27,199 --> 00:58:30,559
have just couldn't cut it. Local
kids, Quentin Gauze just you know,

893
00:58:30,559 --> 00:58:35,639
couldn't catch up. It was with
Philadelphia for a minute. Yeah, all

894
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:37,840
the names that have come and gone, you can just tell they're in salary

895
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,880
Campell because all the names that have
come and gone and they're picking up Curtis

896
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:45,000
Samuel. I don't know who else
was available as a wide receiver. A

897
00:58:45,039 --> 00:58:47,559
lot of wide receives. T Higgins
is now, oh yeah, T Higgins.

898
00:58:47,639 --> 00:58:50,960
I was waiting to see if T
Higgins ended up in Buffalo. The

899
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,079
guy the Chargers just cut their number
two receiver, Mike Wallace. Okay,

900
00:58:54,199 --> 00:58:58,559
yeah, yeah, Williams. Yeah, I mean there's been there's been some

901
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:01,039
wide receivers out there. Obviously they
can't get him because they don't have the

902
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:05,360
cellar cap room. No, they
don't. They do not have the room

903
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:07,679
at all. You were talking about
with stand up comedy, and I just

904
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:14,800
remember the story. I want to
see. He was on the blue collar

905
00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:19,360
comedy tour for years, but he's
not really blue collar. White Ron White

906
00:59:20,199 --> 00:59:24,599
tater salad. I fucking loved Ron
White. I'm at the Auditorium Theater and

907
00:59:24,639 --> 00:59:29,639
I think I don't know if we
went backstage, but he was on drinking.

908
00:59:29,840 --> 00:59:31,000
He drinks he and he would come
out with a bottle of whiskey,

909
00:59:31,119 --> 00:59:35,199
and I think most of the bottle
of whiskey was gone, like a seven

910
00:59:35,239 --> 00:59:37,079
to fifty m l by the end
of a show. And he was doing

911
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:42,840
he was doing. He did a
callback to a joke that he didn't tell

912
00:59:44,159 --> 00:59:45,880
and I could tell, and I'm
the only I was the first one to

913
00:59:46,039 --> 00:59:51,320
laugh. And then he was so
fucking cool because he's like, what I

914
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,280
helped If I told you the joke
first, and then he tells the joke

915
00:59:53,400 --> 00:59:57,079
and so it made sense. But
I'm going, that's where you want to

916
00:59:57,119 --> 01:00:00,280
get to in your comedy world life, right, because you want to that

917
01:00:00,360 --> 01:00:05,760
comfortable that when something could catastrophe and
that could really throw somebody right, and

918
01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:08,039
then you're all off out of your
rhythm. And he never skipped a beat,

919
01:00:08,079 --> 01:00:10,639
and I I don't know how.
I was so tuned into what he

920
01:00:10,719 --> 01:00:14,360
was doing, and I go,
I know exactly what happened here, that's

921
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:16,599
a callback. But he never told
the joke. Yeah, because you could

922
01:00:16,599 --> 01:00:20,360
tell the way you delivered it and
everything, and you know, you're supposed

923
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:22,440
to be familiar. And I'm like, damn, and it didn't hit like

924
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,039
you thought it was gonna help.
Then he realized yes, and that's what

925
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:28,360
I'm saying, Like you you never
those are the guys that are great,

926
01:00:28,519 --> 01:00:30,360
the ones that you just don't sweat
that ship. You just can't. You

927
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:34,760
know, you just can't sweat it. The country singer that played Buffalo over

928
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:38,559
the weekend and thank thank Pittsburgh,
well you know what there though, I

929
01:00:38,559 --> 01:00:43,079
always go, now I'm old,
right, So I start to think I

930
01:00:43,119 --> 01:00:45,440
feel bad been on the road.
You didn't even know where you are,

931
01:00:45,599 --> 01:00:47,840
Like, it's got to become like
the what's the Bob Seeger song? Right

932
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,880
where you're just on the road?
What was it? I'm thinking on the

933
01:00:51,920 --> 01:00:59,360
road again, that's not it.
Turn page Metallica did the cover of it,

934
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:01,199
the same thing, right, it's
that same kind of you don't even

935
01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:04,639
know? Or is that a new
way to kind of get your name out

936
01:01:04,679 --> 01:01:09,119
there? Because now every news place
is picking up now, everybody going viral?

937
01:01:09,159 --> 01:01:13,960
And yeah, that's true. Uh, ever been a victim of a

938
01:01:14,039 --> 01:01:17,119
ride shair vomit scam? I'm gonna
think the answer to that question is a

939
01:01:17,159 --> 01:01:22,000
proud no from everybody here. So
it wasn't a scam when it happened.

940
01:01:22,960 --> 01:01:30,559
I've never you've never taken a ride
chair? Never really really? Oh why

941
01:01:30,239 --> 01:01:34,719
because there's somebody always picks you up
or whenever I'm out drinking, I'm out

942
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,119
here and they don't go to Greece
a hundred. Oh, I don't know.

943
01:01:38,679 --> 01:01:42,199
I really don't know what the cost
is, to be quite honest with

944
01:01:42,239 --> 01:01:45,360
you, I had the one name, but you were so cake you do

945
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:50,079
I remember coming back from Greece,
Yeah, but I well I've done it

946
01:01:50,079 --> 01:01:52,960
a few times back from Greece.
One time I was at a party in

947
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:58,199
Greece and I came back and the
Uber driver this is true, Greg had

948
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:04,880
one of those interlocks this on her
car and says to me. She goes,

949
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,800
I might have to pull over and
blow. Is that okay? And

950
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:12,519
I go better you than me.
There was no fucking away. I was

951
01:02:12,559 --> 01:02:15,480
doing it. But she I didn't
know how, Like how could she?

952
01:02:15,679 --> 01:02:21,039
I will in my drunk brain,
I couldn't figure out how this woman who

953
01:02:21,119 --> 01:02:24,159
had clearly been arrested for DWI because
she had the interlock system, which I

954
01:02:24,159 --> 01:02:29,360
think you get on your first one, your first d W I standard,

955
01:02:29,559 --> 01:02:32,000
that's right off the ball. It's
automatic, yeah, for DWI, if

956
01:02:32,039 --> 01:02:35,920
you don't get it plugged down to
something else, yeah, which I think

957
01:02:36,039 --> 01:02:38,320
is another or what two hundred bucks? Again, I think it's the automatic

958
01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,960
for the year. You have it
for a year, and I think it's

959
01:02:42,039 --> 01:02:45,719
like two or three hundred bucks with
slence like forty or fifty bucks a month.

960
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:51,440
I think a DWI today is nearly
a ten to twelve grand investment between

961
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:58,880
your lawyer, your fines, your
Yeah shit, could you imagine this is

962
01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:02,679
above ground pool? Yeah? Imagine, but not the West side above ground

963
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:07,440
pool before we get this, there's
like no excuse anymore because of ride chair.

964
01:03:08,079 --> 01:03:12,480
It feels like there's just no there's
no reason to do it, you

965
01:03:12,519 --> 01:03:16,599
know what I mean. Yeah,
So, the vomit scam is when drivers

966
01:03:16,719 --> 01:03:22,960
claim that passengers have vomited in the
back of their cars. Drivers charge their

967
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:27,880
passengers anywhere from eighty to one hundred
and fifty dollars for a cleanup, even

968
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:31,079
when there's little to no evidence of
a passenger's guilt. You can avoid the

969
01:03:31,159 --> 01:03:36,079
vomit scam by taking pictures of the
back Could you imagine as you're getting out,

970
01:03:36,119 --> 01:03:38,320
you're clicking the back seat of the
car because you just I wouldn't even

971
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:42,639
think at all that I was gonna
be the victim of a vomit scam.

972
01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:46,519
I've had to have the Uber driver
wake me up. I didn't bobbed on

973
01:03:46,519 --> 01:03:51,519
your floor, but I may shit
my pants. I remember the guy going,

974
01:03:51,639 --> 01:03:54,559
hey, hey, hey, you're
I was like, oh, I

975
01:03:54,599 --> 01:03:59,639
stumbled out of the ba my head. It's like drooling on the window.

976
01:04:00,880 --> 01:04:03,039
Yeah, it says, so you'll
know when it's necessary from the moment when

977
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:08,360
you say hello and open the door. The car is typically not well maintained

978
01:04:08,719 --> 01:04:13,119
the driver complains about how little money
he makes with ride sharing, or he's

979
01:04:13,159 --> 01:04:16,800
tipmating you by griping about how much
he relies on gratuities to earn a living.

980
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:21,159
Interesting. Yeah, I've never had
any of that. I'm at them

981
01:04:21,159 --> 01:04:25,039
all be cool. Some of them. I don't even talk with it all.

982
01:04:25,639 --> 01:04:28,960
Most of the time, I'm I'm
it's not that it's a ride from

983
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:32,239
where I lived to more countries.
It has been the most of my ubers.

984
01:04:32,880 --> 01:04:38,960
But always smart, always smart.
Somebody wrote I took a lift recently

985
01:04:39,599 --> 01:04:42,519
and did not do any damage to
the vehicle, but after the ride,

986
01:04:42,719 --> 01:04:45,320
Lift charged me one hundred and fifty
dollars damage fee. Initially, my bank

987
01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:48,679
flagged the charges fraud, but when
I kind of contacted Lyft and asked for

988
01:04:48,679 --> 01:04:51,800
an explanation, the company claimed that
I caused damage to the car. Lift

989
01:04:51,800 --> 01:04:56,559
also sent photos that the company said
the driver had shared. The photos did

990
01:04:56,559 --> 01:05:02,760
not depict any damage I actually caused
and trying to get Yeah, basically driving

991
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:05,360
a ship box, driving a ship
box, and it's going to try to

992
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:09,480
blame you for the fact that the
back of their cars all ship it up,

993
01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:14,280
and they're going to try to twist
it. Doug. I'm kidding.

994
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,920
Doug will be on your show April
fourth, that's right, he's your Yeah,

995
01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:21,960
the uh, I would be out
of my mind, right because I

996
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,400
don't even know how you would dispute
it. How would you need to dispute

997
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:28,599
it. I'd tell the credit card
company not to pay it, you know,

998
01:05:28,679 --> 01:05:30,440
I mean, and then they say, well, did you try to

999
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,639
resolve it? I'll be like,
that's a scam. They scammed me,

1000
01:05:32,039 --> 01:05:38,519
Yeah, I mean because I mean
people, I mean a credit card company

1001
01:05:39,199 --> 01:05:42,920
you're charging I got like, okay, so you've had five ride shares,

1002
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:45,840
we've tried to charge you for clean
up charges, and that that would be

1003
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:48,400
all scam. Have you ever been
like the victim of an on, like

1004
01:05:48,559 --> 01:05:53,000
not an online skip, but some
kind of bank fraud, somebody stole your

1005
01:05:53,000 --> 01:06:00,639
ID or identity theft? I stepped
into one, a phishing scam once bad.

1006
01:06:00,760 --> 01:06:02,320
Oh yeah, yeah, Now I
didn't get in like that. I've

1007
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,039
just had I don't know where it
came from, but you know what do

1008
01:06:06,039 --> 01:06:10,679
you call it? Unknown charges on
your card? Yeah? And they just

1009
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,440
turn them, turn off the cards
down your new card? Yeah it went

1010
01:06:14,559 --> 01:06:17,800
Yeah, Now I had one where
so they used to when I worked in

1011
01:06:17,880 --> 01:06:24,320
radio. I would always be notoriously
late on these You had all this compliance

1012
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:28,920
stuff and it was company compliance,
sometimes FCC related, but they needed everybody

1013
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:33,000
who was on air had to watch
this video respond to these questions. Blah

1014
01:06:33,039 --> 01:06:38,480
blah blah. So here comes this, this letter from the CEO of the

1015
01:06:38,519 --> 01:06:42,000
company, and I think to myself, I'm gonna get ahead of this.

1016
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,599
I'm getting ahead because you would always
get these emails. Hey, these are

1017
01:06:45,639 --> 01:06:48,159
my late people, you know,
try to stay on top of this.

1018
01:06:48,239 --> 01:06:50,800
Blah blah. I figured I'm not
going to be on that list. This

1019
01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:56,880
time. Turned out that it was
a phishing scam and they got my my

1020
01:06:58,039 --> 01:07:02,000
direct deposit information or whatever. So
at the time I'm moving and I'm bringing

1021
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,920
stuff to storage, I have kids
in my in my car. I'm married.

1022
01:07:04,960 --> 01:07:08,559
At the time, my wife's ahead
of me and another I get a

1023
01:07:08,559 --> 01:07:13,559
call from the bank going, hey, did you want to have your money?

1024
01:07:13,280 --> 01:07:17,159
They had it, so it was
going to be rerouted to whatever bank

1025
01:07:17,159 --> 01:07:24,000
account they wanted it, and it
would have been my entire paycheck kit they

1026
01:07:24,039 --> 01:07:27,400
were but I and I go on
the bank got well, it wasn't the

1027
01:07:27,440 --> 01:07:30,280
bank, it was it was the
company I worked for. They caught it

1028
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:32,440
because they go, hey, did
you want did you authorize this change in

1029
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:35,119
a bank? And I'm like no, and they said oh, and I

1030
01:07:35,159 --> 01:07:39,199
said, yeah, I was a
fishing scam. So then after that the

1031
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:43,000
company started doing things where they would
send something out and go did you fall

1032
01:07:43,079 --> 01:07:45,559
for this? Like like two days
later, did you fall for this?

1033
01:07:45,639 --> 01:07:48,159
It was a fishing scam. We're
testing you. And I think it was

1034
01:07:48,199 --> 01:07:53,159
because a couple of people fell for
that one fishing scam throughout the company.

1035
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,920
But I think I might have been
the only Rochester employee. I've had three

1036
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,159
or four in the last week.
Just cut my phone and the jew charged

1037
01:07:59,199 --> 01:08:01,840
this, No we didn't, so
they actually shot my cart off and there's

1038
01:08:01,840 --> 01:08:05,000
something a new one now at this
point, yeah, I got uh.

1039
01:08:05,119 --> 01:08:10,360
I had signed up for a Walmart
Plus because I didn't want to go to

1040
01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:12,559
the store anymore. I didn't want
to shop for food, so I would

1041
01:08:12,639 --> 01:08:15,679
just order it online and they would
deliver, and they had all the brands

1042
01:08:15,679 --> 01:08:16,560
I wanted and it was a little
cheaper, and I thought, oh,

1043
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:21,520
this is awesome. So I used
it maybe ten times throughout the year,

1044
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:26,800
but I had paid for the full
year, so it automatically renews. My

1045
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:31,479
bank flagged it as fraud, and
I went, yeah, fraud, Nope,

1046
01:08:32,239 --> 01:08:34,159
it's fraud. I don't want it. I don't want it. One

1047
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:42,479
one was planing fitness, sir,
really really all right? Well, uh,

1048
01:08:43,079 --> 01:08:47,119
we'll take a moment. A new
study out about porn and isn't ruining

1049
01:08:47,560 --> 01:08:54,239
men's sex drive because it's so prolific, like you can get it anywhere.

1050
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:57,239
Now, when you and I were
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1051
01:08:57,439 --> 01:09:00,800
you had to work to see this
shiit setting up a super projector and

1052
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:06,199
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to catch them on the Today Show. Well, the other day was Pie

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1069
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pie things and they put up rattlesninak
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1070
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is that? The Today Show with
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1071
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1075
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:46,079
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1077
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1079
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beginning at one thirty Iron Smoke Distillery. It's in Fairport, New York Bay.

1081
01:11:36,279 --> 01:11:42,079
They weren't a unique band. I
never knew like a lot of what

1082
01:11:42,119 --> 01:11:45,479
do we call it today? Content? Like they wrote a lot of music.

1083
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:47,199
They put out a lot of music
in a short period of time,

1084
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:51,079
really, sixty nine to seventy one. I mean he just man, what

1085
01:11:53,079 --> 01:11:57,399
four albums? Right? And all
this stuff? I mean that's a lot

1086
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,399
like Zeppelin. Bashers will say that
they I call them the world's greatest cover

1087
01:12:01,479 --> 01:12:03,800
band. Yeah, exactly. I
used to say that all the time on

1088
01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:08,319
the radio because it would pissed everybody
off. But for so many years.

1089
01:12:08,359 --> 01:12:12,079
Greg, you don't understand. I
would have to play Get the Let Out

1090
01:12:12,119 --> 01:12:15,159
at five o'clock every day. So
every day at five o'clock, Get the

1091
01:12:15,399 --> 01:12:19,800
let Out, like, oh God, I can't fuck it again. God.

1092
01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:23,239
It's like, you know, after
a while you worked at a restaurant,

1093
01:12:23,239 --> 01:12:25,319
you just don't want to have a
burger anymore. You know, a

1094
01:12:25,399 --> 01:12:30,920
steak, beautiful steak, you know, so maybe Japanese Kobe steak sounds delicious.

1095
01:12:30,399 --> 01:12:33,680
See it every day? No,
thank you. So that was my

1096
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:35,840
thing. So I used to call
them the world's greatest coverman. But it

1097
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:41,560
is interesting because was it Spirit that
had the song? I forget the name

1098
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:45,600
of their song, but it was
a very similar intro to Stawoad to Heaven.

1099
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:48,159
And I don't know how you can
hear the two side by side and

1100
01:12:48,239 --> 01:12:54,000
not in some way believe that they
took it from the from the band's Spirit.

1101
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,119
But I think there was a court
hearing and everything, and in the

1102
01:12:57,239 --> 01:13:01,159
court, I think when you go
for copyright infringement in music, they can't

1103
01:13:01,359 --> 01:13:05,800
play the song interesting. You can
only look at the notes interesting. And

1104
01:13:05,840 --> 01:13:10,159
I'm going, well, you must
bring in experts, you have to write

1105
01:13:11,039 --> 01:13:14,479
because I wouldn't know I'd be like, I don't know, looks looks the

1106
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,880
same to me. It's like you, I can't read fret. I had

1107
01:13:17,920 --> 01:13:24,279
no idea, but yeah, certainly
I'm I mean that to me, that's

1108
01:13:24,319 --> 01:13:27,239
a great song right there, and
I just yeah, man, I mean

1109
01:13:27,279 --> 01:13:30,640
it stands the test of time.
And it's a band that in nineteen eighty,

1110
01:13:30,680 --> 01:13:32,880
after Bono overdid it and died,
they said, all right, fuck

1111
01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:35,520
it, we're done. Yeah,
and that was it. Yeah, twelve

1112
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:39,680
thirteen years, fourteen years. Yeah, So in a really short period of

1113
01:13:39,720 --> 01:13:43,079
time you became one of the longest
lasting bands. I mean, right,

1114
01:13:43,199 --> 01:13:45,520
probably not as popular as the Beatles, but certainly got to be damn near.

1115
01:13:45,680 --> 01:13:49,319
Yeah. And just the staying powers
is amazing to me. Now,

1116
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:51,960
maybe it's the black magic that Jimmy
Page is into. I don't know,

1117
01:13:53,319 --> 01:13:58,399
I'm not sure. There's all kinds
of black food. Yeah, they're all

1118
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:01,359
wacky back then, man, John
Paul Jones is the only one that they

1119
01:14:01,720 --> 01:14:05,159
like. He seemed like the only
sober one, and nobody wanted to include

1120
01:14:05,199 --> 01:14:10,680
him in any of the reunions or
things they were doing because he's no fun.

1121
01:14:11,319 --> 01:14:15,600
And we can find anybody who play
bass, but Robert plant man.

1122
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:19,359
That was great pipes and he's still
doing stuff, certainly not to that level

1123
01:14:19,720 --> 01:14:24,439
with that. Alison Krause, I
think he's going on tour again. And

1124
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:28,920
I do know that he was.
He played Kennon. He played down at

1125
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:32,960
SEMAC like maybe a summer or two
ago, and I knew somebody who was

1126
01:14:33,000 --> 01:14:41,239
working security for the venue, and
someone got in for soundcheck and ran up

1127
01:14:41,239 --> 01:14:45,760
on the stage and gave him a
big hug and then just a fan right

1128
01:14:46,199 --> 01:14:49,760
and freaked him the fuck out like
he was. Yeah, they said it

1129
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:53,960
took a lot, like he almost
didn't want to do the show. Well

1130
01:14:54,039 --> 01:14:56,319
you got to think, like,
you don't know what this guy's gonna do

1131
01:14:56,640 --> 01:15:00,119
in today, mean, well,
these d he's anything. Go back to

1132
01:15:00,159 --> 01:15:03,319
what was it, nineteen eighty you
know, John Lennon signs an autograph and

1133
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:05,800
the next thing you know, he's
got he's got lead in his head.

1134
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:10,479
It's like that's true. Yeah,
so you just never know with somebody.

1135
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:13,800
But uh, he did go on
and do the show and that was the

1136
01:15:14,159 --> 01:15:15,600
end of that. But man,
that would freak out. That would be

1137
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:19,800
and you're and you're in the middle
of nowhere kinda like out, you know,

1138
01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:24,960
Canandaigua. It's nice, peaceful quiet. Here goes. I love you,

1139
01:15:25,119 --> 01:15:27,920
dude. It's like, oh,
how do you how do you even

1140
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,520
get through? Like? I mean, I'll always find a way. I'll

1141
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:33,800
tell you what I swear to God, and I am a huge believer in

1142
01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:39,399
this. If you if you just
act cool, you can get away with

1143
01:15:39,479 --> 01:15:43,720
anything. Good point I'll add,
I'll add a caveat to that that people

1144
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,720
won't like. If you're white and
you just act cool, you can get

1145
01:15:46,760 --> 01:15:51,079
away with anything. And I know
people go, no, I'm dead serious.

1146
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:56,399
I the PGA. Not this time. It was here, but back

1147
01:15:56,479 --> 01:16:00,840
a couple when was it twenty ten, twenty whatever, thirteen thirteen, somewhere

1148
01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:04,680
around there. I got in and
went up to the I followed a TV

1149
01:16:04,800 --> 01:16:09,359
station up to the Wannamaker trophy that
they were handing out to the winter.

1150
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:12,520
So they were photo They were doing
a whole thing. I have pictures of

1151
01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:15,399
me kissing it, standing with it, right and somebody goes, what are

1152
01:16:15,399 --> 01:16:16,560
you doing here? I go,
we're right over there. We walked into

1153
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:20,640
a private party, sat down,
we're eating and drinking for free. Somebody

1154
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:24,920
who happened to be with me.
His name is Dan Barillo, a little

1155
01:16:24,920 --> 01:16:28,560
bitch got very nervous. It kept
getting all squirmy and stuff and getting all

1156
01:16:28,640 --> 01:16:31,560
uncomfortable, and I'm like, Danny, just that cool. So then all

1157
01:16:31,600 --> 01:16:33,880
of a sudden we start getting kind
of the fish eye because it's a group

1158
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:38,520
of people who right, these people
work together, they probably had clients and

1159
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:42,800
things. And then finally some guy
just casually walks over and goes, uh,

1160
01:16:43,479 --> 01:16:46,560
all right, guys, you gotta
leave. And Danny I think Danny's

1161
01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:50,640
the first one. Oh yeah,
no problems. Like man, just I

1162
01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:54,079
go, yeah, no problem,
thank you, it it. We got

1163
01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:57,880
up and left. But I swear
to God. So you want to walk

1164
01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:00,840
into the venue and people are doing
their job. They're getting ready for the

1165
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:03,359
show. They're cleaning up, they're
sweeping, they're making sure they got the

1166
01:17:03,359 --> 01:17:06,680
ice and the beer and all,
they've got enough cash on hand or whatever

1167
01:17:06,680 --> 01:17:11,560
they're doing. They're not paying attention. You walk in like you're not being

1168
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,479
an asshole. You can get in
anywhere. Yeah, but security has one

1169
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:18,359
job. I don't know one job. I know. I get that,

1170
01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:25,479
I understand. So a recent study
found that thanks to the ever increasing easy

1171
01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:31,800
access to porn, with many becoming
addicted to it. It's causing real problems

1172
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:38,800
in the bedroom for younger men.
Either they can't climax, they climax too

1173
01:17:38,840 --> 01:17:42,119
soon, they can't maintain an erection. And it's all because they think it's

1174
01:17:42,159 --> 01:17:45,720
being overdone. On the other end, now I would say that I would

1175
01:17:45,720 --> 01:17:49,840
take it even one step further.
I think that you have seen. You

1176
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:55,520
will not find another Jimmy Page.
We won't have another Eric Clapton. We're

1177
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:59,319
not going to get these guys because
they sat in a room, they were

1178
01:17:59,479 --> 01:18:02,199
nerds, sat in a room,
they were introverts, they were weirdos,

1179
01:18:02,279 --> 01:18:05,720
and they just played guitar over and
over and over until they figured it out.

1180
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:10,960
Now you go up in your room
and you are just stroking it over

1181
01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:13,960
and over and over again because all
you have is porn. It's right there.

1182
01:18:14,000 --> 01:18:16,560
We didn't have the access. I
think that that's going to become a

1183
01:18:16,600 --> 01:18:20,359
real problem. Think about it right
now. Is anybody talking about rock and

1184
01:18:20,479 --> 01:18:26,720
roll like in today's modern music roll? Yes, basically it's deadly right.

1185
01:18:27,479 --> 01:18:31,640
Yeah, that's so, that's that's
where that is where, that is exactly

1186
01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:35,279
my premise. I always go porn
killed rock. I thought paper beat rock.

1187
01:18:39,159 --> 01:18:42,680
So I that's just my theory on
that. But this whole study,

1188
01:18:42,760 --> 01:18:45,800
it was a whole, big,
long study, and it says that porn

1189
01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:50,520
is also giving men a false pretense
as to what women like. So it

1190
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,640
was a woman who wrote the article. She goes, I went through and

1191
01:18:53,640 --> 01:18:56,359
watched porn, and she said,
ladies, first of all, the women

1192
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:59,600
in the porn stop moaning so loudly. It can't be that good. But

1193
01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:01,720
most of these guys are coming like
they're pile driving, and they go,

1194
01:19:01,800 --> 01:19:04,760
that's not what women like, right, that's not what it is they want

1195
01:19:04,800 --> 01:19:09,079
to be. Yes, wrong,
damn business, We're going to start doing

1196
01:19:09,119 --> 01:19:12,680
studies that involve porn. What do
you mean, right? We could we

1197
01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:15,640
could do our own study. We
could make up our own Wait, hang

1198
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,640
on a second. You don't think
that you could make up some bullshit institute.

1199
01:19:19,319 --> 01:19:21,359
Think of I want the money to
come. I don't want to just

1200
01:19:21,399 --> 01:19:26,800
make up some bullshit. There's no
but you. You could make up a

1201
01:19:26,800 --> 01:19:30,920
bullshit institute and say we're looking for
funding for this, and you just reach

1202
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,039
out to people and see if they
give you some money. You look for

1203
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:34,680
grants and things. We talked about
My buddy and I talked about doing this

1204
01:19:34,760 --> 01:19:40,279
one year with youth hockey, just
getting some lanyards and finding the hot moms

1205
01:19:40,279 --> 01:19:44,520
and being start talking. Yeah,
we have a junior program up in Halifax.

1206
01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:49,159
Yeah, and see if we get
my buddy laid. It didn't work,

1207
01:19:50,479 --> 01:19:55,760
did not do it. Wasn't it
a hockey No, it wasn't a

1208
01:19:55,800 --> 01:20:00,199
hockey mom, It was hockey kids
in Minnesota? Where a mom? Did

1209
01:20:00,199 --> 01:20:02,319
you see this thirty nine year old
mom gets in a hot tub? She

1210
01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:08,760
was at a on a staycation in
Minnesota, allegedly with her husband and two

1211
01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:12,600
kids. Now, there's varying degrees
on the story if they were actually together

1212
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:16,520
or not, but she wound up
going showing up at two fifteen year old

1213
01:20:16,560 --> 01:20:20,560
boys rooms. There were three boys
in the room. She had sex with

1214
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:25,600
two of them while the third one
watched. And then yeah, all got

1215
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:29,119
blown. It all blew up,
probably like somebody found out somewhere along the

1216
01:20:29,119 --> 01:20:31,880
line, and you know, the
kids cracked Yeah, the kids cracked down,

1217
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:36,000
And I go, let that have
been Mike. I have three sons

1218
01:20:36,039 --> 01:20:39,800
and I have one now who's fourteen. Let that be my guy who will

1219
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:43,359
be fifteen. I think his mother
would lose her shit on that woman.

1220
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:46,880
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah,
that's that's that's kind of like the the

1221
01:20:46,920 --> 01:20:53,479
thing with guys getting the wrong idea
what women want. In Port we always

1222
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:57,399
jumped the woman from Minnesota. Wow, not too shabby. Only reason I

1223
01:20:57,399 --> 01:21:00,039
haven't because I tried to massa away. I tried to message her. You

1224
01:21:00,199 --> 01:21:03,800
saved her. I haven't my messages. Wait you saved Oh you haven't did

1225
01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:08,560
messages? Yeah, I just yeah, it's a message. Oh I thought

1226
01:21:09,000 --> 01:21:12,039
I thought you kept the picture on
your camera. I don't need born.

1227
01:21:12,039 --> 01:21:15,720
I got I got hockey mom.
Back in the day, you hadn't worked

1228
01:21:15,760 --> 01:21:19,960
to see anything naked. Yeah.
Right. We always joke about all.

1229
01:21:20,399 --> 01:21:24,600
You know, you hear about the
school teacher banging the fifteen year old again,

1230
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:26,840
like, wow, why couldn't have
happened to me? But it really,

1231
01:21:27,119 --> 01:21:29,439
you know, I mean, it's
I don't want to get all heavy,

1232
01:21:29,439 --> 01:21:31,920
but it's sexual abuse. It is, and it's not okay. And

1233
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:35,279
I'm with you on that. And
I had a buddy who was seventeen who

1234
01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:40,119
banged a forty two year old and
he fell in love and not that you

1235
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:44,880
know, seventeens of age, right, and there's nothing terrible about it,

1236
01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:46,439
but it fucked him up a little
bit. Because he showed up at her

1237
01:21:46,439 --> 01:21:50,680
house with flowers the next weekend.
She was from down in New York City

1238
01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:54,960
and had a weekend home up by
where we lived, and he shows up

1239
01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,279
and she's got a you know,
her boyfriend or some guy there, and

1240
01:21:58,520 --> 01:22:00,560
uh, you know, she was
just having a good and he didn't get

1241
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:04,039
that right. And so it's very
easy when you're young to confuse sex and

1242
01:22:04,079 --> 01:22:08,880
love. And that's why I you
know, yeah, I actually had an

1243
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:13,119
argument last night with my fourteen year
old on the podcast. I didn't get

1244
01:22:13,119 --> 01:22:15,640
that find the show last night.
I'm not busy. I because we were

1245
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:19,239
talking to he wanted to talk to
one of the people on the podcast,

1246
01:22:19,279 --> 01:22:24,880
and then I said something about he
was saying something about an underraged girl,

1247
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:28,479
and I said, you know what
if somebody's sixteen and the guy's nineteen,

1248
01:22:28,640 --> 01:22:31,319
or the girl's nineteen and the guys
sixteen. I sometimes think the age of

1249
01:22:31,399 --> 01:22:36,600
consent should be lowered to sixteen,
only because I don't think that should be

1250
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:41,520
in court. I'm not sure that
a thirty nine year old woman happened here.

1251
01:22:41,560 --> 01:22:44,159
I think there was a thirty nine
year old woman in Caledonia and a

1252
01:22:44,199 --> 01:22:47,000
sixteen year old boy still in her
age, winds up in court. I'm

1253
01:22:47,039 --> 01:22:50,399
not sure that that belongs in court. Do you need to, like have

1254
01:22:50,439 --> 01:22:55,680
a serious conversation with your kid,
maybe came away from that woman, Maybe

1255
01:22:55,680 --> 01:22:59,159
there's some kind of insult. I
just go at that point, it just

1256
01:22:59,159 --> 01:23:02,600
feels like it sits a big fucking
wasted time for the court to me for

1257
01:23:02,640 --> 01:23:08,279
a legal action. Yeah, I
mean they she's getting the rest she's getting.

1258
01:23:08,319 --> 01:23:11,479
Well, no, it's statutory rape. So she'll she'll wind up with

1259
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,920
some kind of record and you know
this, And I go, I'm not

1260
01:23:14,960 --> 01:23:17,720
sure that what does that do for
anybody? Either way? The relationship ends,

1261
01:23:17,760 --> 01:23:21,680
she goes on with her life.
I don't think anything in her life

1262
01:23:21,880 --> 01:23:27,520
changes except she's not paying money to
the state. That's it. Her marriage

1263
01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,479
is probably over, Oh, I
would assume, right, she's considered a

1264
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:34,079
complete slut horror whatever. No one's
talking to her. She may have to

1265
01:23:34,119 --> 01:23:38,800
move all the same stuff, all
the same thing. It just doesn't hit

1266
01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:42,800
the news. It just stays more
a a little more private, and you

1267
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,560
don't have to pay the fines and
clog up the court system. To me,

1268
01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,880
it just seems stupid. But some
people don't agree with that. I

1269
01:23:48,880 --> 01:23:51,399
mean, you gotta have a line
somewhere. You do have to have a

1270
01:23:51,399 --> 01:23:55,239
line, and you're right. I
mean, look fifteen fourteen, No,

1271
01:23:55,359 --> 01:23:58,880
that's I never understood. Like I
go, you went and paid to get

1272
01:23:58,920 --> 01:24:01,560
a master's degree to be a teacher, so you went for extra education,

1273
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:05,760
You got extra loans to pay to
get that. Then you go there and

1274
01:24:05,800 --> 01:24:11,479
you throw it all away for a
fifteen year old cock. Come on,

1275
01:24:12,479 --> 01:24:15,640
who've been watching porn and aren't gonna
bang you properly anyway? With you?

1276
01:24:15,760 --> 01:24:21,079
He can't keep it up because that's
that's my only I don't understand it.

1277
01:24:21,119 --> 01:24:26,159
But that's the uh, that's the
way of the world. Do you remember

1278
01:24:26,159 --> 01:24:30,760
how old you were when you when
you first saw like your first naked magazine

1279
01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:34,239
naked woman? Oh? Man,
I think I was in third grade.

1280
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:39,079
Oh really, yeah, I had
a really might have been down there.

1281
01:24:39,159 --> 01:24:42,000
I was. I was remember being
on the bus and it was a kid

1282
01:24:42,039 --> 01:24:45,439
in second grade who his dad had
the magazines and stuff, and I got

1283
01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:48,119
him. He was bringing it in
and I remember seeing it and I was

1284
01:24:48,119 --> 01:24:53,640
like addicted. I was like,
oh, look at this. Yeah.

1285
01:24:53,680 --> 01:24:57,000
I was like nine. I'll never
forget it. I don't know about how

1286
01:24:57,039 --> 01:24:59,079
young I was, but yeah,
it was one of those deals. My

1287
01:24:59,119 --> 01:25:01,920
buddy's dad got Playboy, had a
subscription to Playboys. So but they were

1288
01:25:01,960 --> 01:25:05,079
always hidden, you know, me
hidden up in the closet, right,

1289
01:25:05,159 --> 01:25:09,840
dude, get your dad's Playboys.
Man, No, I can't go in

1290
01:25:09,880 --> 01:25:13,199
his closet. Man, You'll know
I was there, Like we got these

1291
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:16,039
like our dads are leaving, like
match book covers in the doorjam you know,

1292
01:25:16,199 --> 01:25:19,479
so we can tell me open up
the door. My parents did that

1293
01:25:19,560 --> 01:25:24,479
with the liquor can. I didn't
stop you. It didn't stop me at

1294
01:25:24,479 --> 01:25:31,399
all. That was always been my
words. Vice is drinking always. Oh

1295
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,119
god, I mean I would parties
all the time when I was a kid.

1296
01:25:34,199 --> 01:25:42,319
All that stuff my parents left and
that place turned into animal outs from

1297
01:25:42,359 --> 01:25:45,399
the time I was like fourteen.
Yeah, that was pretty good till I

1298
01:25:45,479 --> 01:25:48,479
was out of high school. Then
I turned into a maniac because my parents

1299
01:25:48,479 --> 01:25:54,279
were strict and I didn't feel like
dealing with the strictness. Yeah that's not

1300
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:59,279
you, that is no, that's
Fairport. And Fairport has this old school

1301
01:25:59,319 --> 01:26:02,640
emergency, so that's how they used
to summon people to deal with it,

1302
01:26:02,720 --> 01:26:06,359
like the fire and the police were
summoned through that like late at night,

1303
01:26:06,840 --> 01:26:12,760
so years ago. So now we
live in a world where everybody's electronically connected.

1304
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,399
We could send out right and send
every one of these guys already know

1305
01:26:15,439 --> 01:26:18,479
they're already on their way. But
here we still have the big air horn

1306
01:26:18,560 --> 01:26:24,079
that blows because for nostalgic purposes,
the village decided to keep it right.

1307
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:27,760
So anytime it goes off, sometimes
you'll hear the siren. I'll always say

1308
01:26:27,880 --> 01:26:30,239
sometimes I when I hear it,
I'll go, I hope every's a right.

1309
01:26:31,359 --> 01:26:35,359
I hope can't. You can't opt
out of that either. If you

1310
01:26:35,439 --> 01:26:40,399
live here, you know the sirens, and people like I go, how

1311
01:26:40,399 --> 01:26:43,680
would you like this? It's right
in the village and it just goes off.

1312
01:26:43,720 --> 01:26:45,800
It's like you hear it's a giant
air horn. It sits across the

1313
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:49,119
street, and it's in a big
tower and it just goes off. The

1314
01:26:49,159 --> 01:26:53,439
thing I want to know is how
far around Fairport doesn't go? It doesn't

1315
01:26:53,439 --> 01:26:56,399
get up to you where you are, No, it does not. It

1316
01:26:56,520 --> 01:27:00,079
can't get more than I Yeah,
baby, did the first set of lights

1317
01:27:00,119 --> 01:27:03,359
down thirty one? Yeah? I
think you would hear it in the homes

1318
01:27:03,359 --> 01:27:09,840
though, because right in the village
here somewhere, no food. He's a

1319
01:27:09,880 --> 01:27:13,199
little further out. Yeah, he's
a little further out. But I don't

1320
01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:15,039
know. I think sometimes if I
listen, I might hear it not really

1321
01:27:15,079 --> 01:27:18,880
realize that I but it would have
to be kind of real quiet. But

1322
01:27:18,920 --> 01:27:23,279
it's for the you know, it's
the old quaint village. Hey, you

1323
01:27:23,279 --> 01:27:26,479
have a doe, Grab a bucket
of water. The old barn's on fire.

1324
01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,560
Get to the car quick. We
used to have when I was a

1325
01:27:29,600 --> 01:27:31,520
kid, we used to have the
fire department would would sound the sirens at

1326
01:27:31,520 --> 01:27:36,000
noon? Yes, yeah, they
do that in Penfield still. Yeah,

1327
01:27:35,720 --> 01:27:41,239
you live in Penfield. Yeah,
look at that east side like me,

1328
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:46,239
guy, Guy, I gotta get
that. So comedy at the Carlson April

1329
01:27:46,359 --> 01:27:50,399
fourth, Get your tickets right there
at Carlsoncomedy dot com. Greg is going

1330
01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:57,359
to be headlining his own first time
headlining, first headlining gig. Get a

1331
01:27:57,399 --> 01:28:00,199
comedy club at a comedy club.
So you've headline before. Yeah, but

1332
01:28:00,279 --> 01:28:02,840
see, do you want to get
hung up on semantics? Headlining is the

1333
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:06,039
guy that's on the marquee, right, you know, because they'll always say

1334
01:28:06,039 --> 01:28:10,720
in a bar show, headline a
bar show, but no one even knows

1335
01:28:10,720 --> 01:28:14,000
who's on the bar show? You
know what I mean, you're not you're

1336
01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:17,359
closing out the show. Does a
whole family, whole family coming, Yeah,

1337
01:28:17,399 --> 01:28:19,560
man, it's a big deal.
Kids are coming up from New York

1338
01:28:19,600 --> 01:28:24,680
City. I think are sisters coming
in? Yes? Oh yeah? Does

1339
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:28,039
that add more pressure for you?
Now? They've all seen me before,

1340
01:28:28,119 --> 01:28:30,920
so yeah, that's no pressure.
I just want to have a huge show.

1341
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,840
I want to fill the joint and
yeah, you know, and the

1342
01:28:34,239 --> 01:28:39,640
rocket out right, I think it
will be. Yeah, have you done?

1343
01:28:39,840 --> 01:28:43,319
Is it new material? Material?
That a little bit of new,

1344
01:28:43,359 --> 01:28:45,720
a little bit of mostly mostly the
stuff I've been doing, but yeah,

1345
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:50,960
you know, the good thing see
school thought on my school exactly. That's

1346
01:28:51,000 --> 01:28:55,279
my school thought with comedy is you
always got to be working on your best

1347
01:28:55,279 --> 01:28:57,880
stuff, and when you got you
know, your biggest shows, you should

1348
01:28:57,880 --> 01:29:00,439
be bringing out your best stuff always, you know, yeah, always.

1349
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,880
Anytime you work at the Carlson,
I mean it's some premier comedy club.

1350
01:29:02,920 --> 01:29:06,119
So if you're weather, you're the
MC, the feature or the headliner,

1351
01:29:06,359 --> 01:29:11,359
you better be bringing all your best
stuff. You know. I hear young

1352
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:14,439
comics sometimes go I think I'm going
to try some new stuff. Tonight,

1353
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:19,960
I'm like, don't you'll be sorry
unless you know. Unless you know.

1354
01:29:21,039 --> 01:29:26,479
Sometimes if you can slide new stuff
in the middle and you know you've got

1355
01:29:26,520 --> 01:29:29,960
a strong closer or you've had a
strong open and you can try to let

1356
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:33,199
it lull in there and even if
it doesn't work, well I was trying

1357
01:29:33,239 --> 01:29:35,279
it, you know, and then
people you bring them along. I think

1358
01:29:35,319 --> 01:29:41,640
people like more than anything authenticity these
days, don't you think, right So

1359
01:29:41,680 --> 01:29:45,680
to even say like I wouldn't say
what I'm doing until after a bomb maybe

1360
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:49,880
and I go, well, that's
what I won't do again. Bomb save

1361
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:55,720
I'll say, well ship my steering
wheel. Thought that was funny stuff like

1362
01:29:55,760 --> 01:30:00,159
that. Well I got I think
this is a pretty exciting deal. Get

1363
01:30:00,159 --> 01:30:03,760
your tickets. It'll be our friend. Doug Phelps is the mc cindy Arena

1364
01:30:04,319 --> 01:30:09,279
and then Greg Owens. Yeah,
baby, bringing it home with all the

1365
01:30:09,319 --> 01:30:12,319
family right there. Now, do
you see them in an area where you

1366
01:30:12,359 --> 01:30:15,119
can see them or not? I
would have to have my family like somewhere

1367
01:30:15,680 --> 01:30:18,279
you put your family in the Wrickles
room. Well you know what happens.

1368
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:21,840
I don't know if this happens to
you or not. Like I sort of

1369
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:27,600
blackout as to who's even there?
Yeah, I just get so, and

1370
01:30:28,239 --> 01:30:30,640
especially if it's if it's going well
in your there you go see now you're

1371
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:35,479
the cirrus. You just start feeding
off the crowd and then it's like you

1372
01:30:35,640 --> 01:30:40,319
just ride that wave, just keep
it going and everybody and at the end

1373
01:30:40,319 --> 01:30:42,520
of the night you sort of forget
that they're there. But then you're always

1374
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,760
glad when you kill that they were
there to see it, because if you

1375
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:49,840
went home and go, man,
did I killed them over? You mean

1376
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:56,680
that one you were doing the to
the steering wheel. Well, it's nice

1377
01:30:56,720 --> 01:31:00,159
to officially meet you, and I
think the show should do very well.

1378
01:31:00,199 --> 01:31:05,119
Get your tickets. Carlsoncomedy dot com. Greg Owens, there's uh headline in

1379
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:12,680
the show for Kevin Muir. I'm
Bill Moran. God damn it. Free

1380
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:15,560
temper card. Yeah, we got
the whole Asshow you got the you got

1381
01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:20,079
the Facebook credit. It's been it's
been in the past couple of days.

1382
01:31:21,199 --> 01:31:27,039
Get the get that drunk. I
didn't get that drunk yesterday, blue today,

1383
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:30,760
blue point four? What there?
You have a great Saint Patrick's Day

1384
01:31:30,800 --> 01:31:33,760
weekend. We'll see a Monday,
Yes, sir,