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Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thanks for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about the
pirate ship walking in right at the moment. There he is the comedian who's
taken on the big stage in the big room, a comedy of the Carlson
Greg Owens. All right, Exam, good ks. I'm sorry. I
was so. I wasn't sure I told you like seven, I think between
six thirty and seven. So yeah, I apologize. That's okay. I
saw it on the Instagram. Today's six thirty, six thirty. I didn't
do this. She's the wrong time calls me fat. It's all good.
I did. I didn't call you fat. Last night. The kid who
does GSL News looked at Danny and he said, you look like you're three
hundred pounds on TV or on the camera and I said, and I said,
are you sure you're not thinking of the other guy? That's all I
said, Yeah, who's the only other guy? It ain't Doug, No,
it's you. But I just figured you're bigger. You're a bigger guy.
You're taller than Danny better. I don't know about that. Jesus today
A lot less Jesus. There was a guy out on the corner today.
That's what uh, that's what Greg was talking about. Like as I drove
by, I ran home, I went leave in the afternoon, I go
work out. I'm driving mine. He's standing right in the corner outside the
church. He had a big Jesus side and the Bible. No, just
said, Jesus, what do you do? What happened? Over? You
walk in here? Breaking ship? You just walked in. I don't understand.
I'm not a radio guy, man, I don't know how radio different
rules, different rules. What's a podcast? So how this is going to
be kind of exciting for you for to do the comedy. I don't want
you to have to hold that microphone the whole I can't get it to stay
all right, Well, we'll figure it out. Danny probably did break it
because Danny, there you go. Now you're gonna stand up? No,
watch it will come down, don't won't got it? Nice? There you're
good. Yes, how long you've been doing comedy? I I I don't
know that you and I have crossed paths. I think one of your writings
you said I remember seeing it at the club. I forgive me because I
don't remember. Yeah, No, that's cool. I mean we talked a
few times. Are you from New York? I'm from Philly originally Philly.
Oh the Homo Saquon Barklay Now, yeah, that's gonna be nice. Yeah,
I think nice. I love the Eagles. I can't get him out
of my blood. So that's but uh, yeah, we've crased like that.
They're in the contests and stuff. I haven't been in the contest since
you've been hosting them. But yeah, you know I've said hi to you
a couple of times, so you know, I don't expect you to remember.
But and you've been how long have you been doing stand up? About
ten twelve years? You know, Like when I first got into it,
it was like super part time. You know, it was raising the kids
still and it all you know that it always had to take second place,
you know, but last few years, uh, you know, they're all
grown up and I've just been trying to get into it deeper and deeper.
Do it just is that primarily what you're doing now. I have no other
job right now. That is awesome. Yeah, that's awesome. I mean
I'm going broke in a hurry. But well right, no, no,
we're fine, but you know, uh, making money wouldn't hurt. Yeah.
So your gig is April April fourth at Comedy to Carlson. And you
can get tickets by by going by doing what just like any show comedy at
the Carl or Carl Carlson Carlson Comedy dot com or you know, if you
follow me on instance, Graham at Greg Owens Comedy. There's a link in
my bio my Facebook, Greg Owens. There's a link in my bio.
Yeah, take you right to the ticket page. Okay, and this is
kind of a big deal, right because this is your own show then,
yeah, it's my first ever headlining show. As your first ever headlining show,
yep at a club. I mean you know I've closed out bar shows,
yeah like that, which you know, how long do you usually do
at a bar show. If you're headlining thirty to forty, yeah, thirty
forty five. Sometimes it goes on. Bar gigs are tough. They can
be very very tough. I remember doing shows where we had so many guys
that a guy was passed out in the front row. He was so happy
at a bar gig yep, like years ago. So those are always like
the priceless shows that that can get a little a little rough. Do you
ever get heckled at these shows? Club shows hardly ever? Yeah. Club
shows are usually a little better crowd. It's people who are coming to laugh,
And I've never gotten like heckled, like you suck, nothing like that,
but just people are you know, chatty, you know, and they're
sitting there, they're trying to order drinks in there. So over the time
that you've been doing comedy, you said it was like ten to twelve years.
Have you seen the audience kind of behavior change? Did it change after
COVID a little bit? If you've been doing it for a while, do
you ever notice that the phones getting away or people pretty respectful, pretty good
man, good, pretty good there. You know, there's every once in
a while you got somebody right up front checking their email or text messages or
something. Yeah, you just call them out, embarrass them about it,
have some fun with it, and they usually put it away. Yeah,
but now it's it's I think people are just glad to be getting back out
and laughing again, you know. Yeah, I agree, you're having some
fun. Yeah, I think. I mean, it was tough, especially
in the hospitality business, and comedy was certainly hit by that. I gave
a lot of credit to our the local comedy club, comedy at the Carlson,
because they tried to do outdoor comedy and they brought in Shoeby and she
did it out but you couldn't I don't think you could have your windows open.
Even so they were like blinking their lights and honking their horns appreciation.
It was kind of funny, but I mean like you were trying to do
anything you could to kind of keep the lights on, so to speak.
And also, it's one of these things if you're not top of mind with
people, they're gonna kind of move on to the next thing. So you
want to make sure that you're staying top of mind. That was a tough
That was a tough time. What did you do for a gig? Before
comedy. Uh, I was a manager with a Fortune five hundred company.
You do a lot of financial stuff now. I was in sales and management
that sort of thing, operations management. Yeah, you know, it was
a good gig I was. It was good Fortune five hundred company, great
benefits for O one k that that grew like mad, which gave me the
opportunity to quit my day job, so to speak. You know, so
before retirement. Ah yeah, And then you get so how many gigs are
you doing a month? I don't know, five or six, four or
five. You're getting down on the weekends and so much getting out every weekend,
you know, sometime like next week, I got a couple during the
week and then uh, I'm all for Saint Patrick's Day, and then the
next week after that a couple and then my main gig and then off and
running after that. Yeah. All right. Well, I mean when summer
comes, it's always a little tougher because that's what you're doing, like outdoor
comedy and kind of stuff, and it slows down. It does slow down
because people have other things they want to do, right. You want to
enjoy the weather while you can, and that always makes it a little bit
tougher. Uh speaking of weather, big big article today News ten NBC potholes.
Yeah, she wants some money back. Well, I mean, in
a way I can't necessarily argue with this woman. But here's the report.
This is the lady who hit a pothole. And I think her pothole was
on East Henrietta Road, And it's one of these things. And there's my
favorite part of this. You're going to hear the triple A PR guy who
used to be a news reporter at Channel eight, Mark Ruba, and what
he says. I feel like he sort of has to say. But it
may be the dumbest thing you can say when it comes to this, But
we'll see what everybody thinks. Here goes. We were on the ramp accelering
up to get to expressway speeds on three ninety North and all of a sudden,
boom boom, I hit a pothole, Lynn count. It says her
car suffered alignment damage. But that's not all. I blew two tires,
my two right passenger side tires. That's right, Like that that'll ruin your
day, right, because you're talking how much to tire? What are we
now? Two hundred tire tire now, yeah, yeah, I said,
you got to be moving to blow tires. I mean she might. I
mean I get it to see on ramp. But how fast are you going
on? I don't know because it looked like because I was trying to picture
the same thing, like, did it pinch? Was there a rock that
punctured it? Was there something sticking like stuck in this crevice? You got
to be flying to blow tires, right, not one, but two tires,
costing her nearly five hundred dollars, plus towing costs of close to three
hundred dollars. Lynn says this pothole was massive. Her husband went back the
next day to take pictures of it. It's like a canal, you know
it's I I am guessing it's it's a couple of feet long. And he
said, it's about six or seven inches deep. Okay, And how old
is this car? You don't have triple A, you don't have roads of
every car. I don't know. It did look like an older car and
lower to the ground, like I want to say, no, I look
like an accurate possibly and a slightly wider tire, which sometimes gives you more
surface area to puncture. I don't. I don't really, I was trying
to figure this out. I had a lot of thoughts about this with their
car. I spent far too long thinking about it, so it's very dangerous.
I'm lucky I was completely unharmed. But well, if you blow two
tires, usually you're spinning in some direction or you lose control of the car.
Right, because now I've blown two tires in the past two Yeah,
it was back in the one of our earlier days, back when we used
to do a contest at a bar and really and yeah, yeah, lady
in red, Yeah, you got me liquored up one while you didn't get
me. I helped myself too, you helped. But back when you had
to make a curve, there was a curve down by one O four and
I just it was not and you hit the curve. Oh, I buried
it hard. Yeah, I bet the rims. It was not a cheap
night too. Wow, man, you're looking to get a d week too.
I was trying to change the tire in the parking lot of Kodak because
I didn't realize I blew it till I dunk. Yeah, and I'm in
the parking lot of Kodak and then all of a sudden, four guys come
walking out there, like what are you doing? I'm three sheets of the
wind. I'm like, I blew a tire, just trying to get a
changed and I couldn't do it. They actually changed it for me, like,
oh, we're just making sure because we've had a lot of breakings.
Over here's making sure. Yeah, yeah, they changed it on my way.
I went got lucky. They were looking for drunk dudes, they were
looking for vandals. Somebody else may not be as lucky as I was.
I went to East Henrietta Road and got on the on ramp to check out
this see if this was real. There it was exactly where Lynn said.
I talked to Mark Gruba, communication specialists with Triple A. Right, this
is Mark from over here. Yes, yes it is. Yes. Now
listen to what Mark Ruber says. This is very very smart. When it
comes to potholes Rochester, to find out how can drivers avoid potholes without jeopardizing
their safety. The best recommendation is to try to slow down, but don't
break as you're going over the pothole. Try to break and then release the
break and let the tire roll over the hole. In the road. Mark
says, that's the roof. You don't see them coming up. It was
dark with this lady's You don't see them until it's too late. Well,
there are places you do see. I mean four by the Veterans Bridge.
It's been potholes for nine years. You know they're coming, Yes, you
could do. There's some you know they're coming. Otherwise others you just see.
You have no idea. And if it's an on ramp, you're not
expecting it. You're thinking about something else where you got to go. Are
you running late? What's happening? And all of a sudden, boom,
she's checking her side view mirror, she's getting up the speech, she's looking
to see where she's getting in. Boom, boom. She probably bent the
rin. You get a partner store where it tells when they do and don't
pay. Yes, softens the impact of the pothole, but it's not going
to mitigate it entirely. Lynn called the State DOT at one eight hundred potholes,
hoping to get reimbursed. They gave her this claim number and told her
they would email a claim form. However, the State DOT says they are
only liable for damages that happened between the first day of May and the fifteenth
day of November. We pay it this summer way to leave a lot of
it. I want my money back, you know, I'm but I want
them to fix that pothole. Okay, I understand one of your money back,
You're probably not going to get it back. I feel like you're barking
up a wrong tree. You take a risk when you drive. You know
what I mean, right, and and I get it eight hundred dollars.
It's a pain in the ass, but you're probably all right with it.
It's not going to necessarily put you under. But I know the potholes are
like a real so I put it on Facebook, just asking people where potholes
were. One guy's East Henry Atta Road southbound lanes just south of Hawkins popping
up everywhere. One other guy goes, I used to have a van and
I would stop, get out and put down cold patch and fill the holes
myself for a minute. Fix your pothole promo. Yep. Math. This
other guy, Matthew writes, uh, westbound thirty one AF just past Main
Street in the r Somebody else said they drive, they know how toy like
yeah, I haven't seen that one either, but it's out there now.
In San Francisco, they had a poop tracker that that was an actual app,
or is an actual app. I think they called it snap crap because
so many homeless people were pooping on sidewalks and parks and stuff that you could
take a picture of, report where it was, and anybody could add to
this that a Yes, that's like Ways with their speed traps. Yes,
exactly, there's a pile of shit. So the potholes according So I'm surprised
we don't have that. Some ri kid needs to make it, because in
twenty eighteen there was a propose built for a pothole tracker. It would create
an interactive website for tracking potholes around the state, and it never I don't
think it's ever come to fruition. Has it just another thing for the state
workers to ignore? Yeah, that'd be overwhelming. Yeah, it would crash
the internet. Well, well you gotta figure then, you gotta determine what
actually is a pothole versus just a crack in the street. You'll have,
you know, Bessie out there with you two inch crack and I need it
fixed now. But there's an eight inch or eight foot crater down the road.
Well there was always some, it seemed like more like one oh four.
That area seems to get really bad, and I don't understand why.
There's a woman named Tracy Decker, and Tracy wrote on Facebook and I'm gonna
call her. I'm going through shit right now, trying to get money because
I blew out a tire, ripped up the bottom of my car and bent
a rim on a pothole on the Inner Loop at Cumberland and Saint Paul.
So that's a lot of damage to your car. But I I mean,
if somebody else hit you and it wasn't caused by you, usually you're their
insurance would pay for it, right right, So I don't think I don't
know what the story is with this. But let's see if we can get
Tracy in front out where she's at with that. See, Oh, Tracy's
a guy, You're not so Tracy? What happened with your car? So
struggling on? I got on the Interlotte four ninety from Maine. Yeah right,
fash track and hair thought hole, but brand new snow tires. It's
a twenty eighteen Tesla, so it ripped the front tire just ripped a hole
and it bent the back rim, which I didn't really notice until later.
And there's like an air shield underneath the car and it tore that as well.
So I went through, you know, all the steps to try to
get something, you know, to pay for it. I mean, brand
new snow tire. You know, I want to tire that matched. So
I went through, jump through all the hoops, called everyone I had to
call, went and graduate paperwork from New York State Dealt filled that all out.
Then I had to go get two estimates, one from I mean,
it didn't matter who I went to, but I went to Tesla. Well
I would go to Tesla too, because a lot of times you're never going
to get something that's going to match, and I would assume Tesla's a little
more expensive. Well, I had after market snow tires put on them anyway,
Okay, So but like I said, there were four brand new tires,
and you know I wanted you know, the same tire. So I
went out pretty much that day and bought the tire ahead of time. Anyway,
so I had to miss a day of work. They had to pull
over. I pulled over rated uh at uh State Street and Broad there's a
little you know, ghetto tire shot there. So I had to wait for
them to get in. Of course, they didn't get it in until nine.
This was seven in the morning. So I had to have my wife
actually bring out, you know, the original tires that I had on the
testimal before I put on the snow tire. She had to bring me one
out just temp rarely because they didn't have the right size. So on up
front, all the paper like I said. So then they send me the
paperwork back because I didn't fill it out correctly apparently, but so I had
to you know, and this is all tracy. This is a New York
state. Oh yeah, it's been like the first number they gave me.
They don't want to pay anything. They're trying to make it pay. Yeah,
they want to make it hard. Yeah, so I said, I
got two customers. Testl was fourteen dollars for everything. Okay, my mechanic
was I think it was around eight or nine. But you know, I
needed an alignment. The alignment was awesome, you know, the test computer
and telling you that Tesla kind of screw the air shield up. You know,
I gotta be Honestly, I wouldn't want anybody working on those cars other
than a Tesla person only because of all the computer and you know what I'm
saying, because everything in that car is computerized. Oh yeah, it's nuts.
Yeah, It's like my mechanic had to make sure he was able to
do the alignment. He had a check like YouTube, I mean, the
young guys were and everything. Yeah. So he's starting to get in the
pothole. Yeah yeah, I know, right, it should. They need
a pothole detector there. But that's funny. What's funny is I drive.
I drive a truck for a living, so I didn't notice when I lost
my hubcap. I didn't know if I hapened then or if I kind of
lost the one light because that was a different rim that got bent. The
front tire blue blout, the back rim got bent, all the all the
Tesla. Yeah. So because how do you like the Tesla? Oh?
I love it. Yeah, I've driven them, and they're fun to drive
because they're they're they're very fast and you can't I would, you can't call
it a gas pedal, so what is the accelerator? And I love it.
I love the breaking because basically all you do is just take your foot
off the accelerator and I think slows down immediately. Right, So you've got
regenerative bake. Breaking your brakes could last almost five years unless you hit a
curb, blow at your tires and fun everything up the bank. Probably bet
your calibers vent at all. The next thing, you know, it was,
yeah, bring it to a mechanics YouTube. You know, I had
to go through the whole thing and I'm still dealing with it a month later.
You know, well, this this is New York. Can go through
your insurance. But yeah, what happens if you went to your insurance you
gotta pay that. You gotta pay the deductible. I mean, you got
a five hundred dollars aduble and you got fourteen hundred dollars or a damn.
You know, I'm stranger, you know sometimes I guess. But if you've
robbed that ghetto tire ship, you'd be out in about two hours. Yeah,
I know, all right, Tracy. Yeah, I'm sorry that I
said it. I don't know why I did. I just thought Tracy was
a nocyn is. Normally, I know women named Tracy. I know several
women named Tracy, and I wait, I get it all the time,
but I mean I think I think it has a SUFFX. Don't I have
a sufsex? I think, on my name, what do you have?
Yeah, I don't know. I didn't notice. I always saw a picture
that almost looked like whatever your profile picture was for a while, looked like
pubic hair. Oh yeah, that was a lot. I know that I
had that a lot. I couldn't determine it was the guy by the tubes.
I didn't know know it was. It was like it's supposed to look
like a woman, but it wasn't. It was just what was it?
It was like it was like kind of an old school whiskey broom playing against
the walls, or it kind of looked like the leads. It was an
old room, and it looked like from a quick glance, it was like
a woman's two legs and her pubes there. And I was per so I
didn't know what it was. All right, Well, Tracy, I'm sorry
that that happened. Uh, but New York State is going to make everybody
go electric by twenty thirty five, So, uh, what do you have?
I know you are. Do you have the Tesla charger in your house?
Or did you get just a regular two twenty conversion. I had the
two twenty put in and I bought like an aftermarket Tesla chargers like a forty
vault. Yeah, so plugs right into the house and as long as you
keep you know, you plug it in every night when you come home.
The only the worst thing is the super artist for Tesco. Yeah, there's
one in Batavia, one in uh I was a Victor, and one in
Dance Well, and I live at Avant So it's like, how is there
not one in Rochester? I don't have one of the dealership in Henrietta.
Well, they've got not the superchargers. They've got like the forty vaute ones
like I have it at the house. They got them lying down the side
of the building. I mean you could pull them there after hours in charge
for free. I mean, if you're on it to right. But I
get like, I want to say, thirty five miles of range per hour
at the house. Yeah, and the super chargers, I mean you can
go from zero to you know, three hundred miles of range in forty minutes.
You know it's it's not but you're paying a little extra. I mean
you pay I paid probably pay fourteen bucks to fight charge there, you know.
And but I'm getting three hundred miles out of it. Okay, Oh
that's not bad. I mean it's way cheaper than taking guess. But here,
here would be my question. When you bought this used you bought a
used because you said twenty eighteen or did you buy it new in twenty eighteen?
No, just bought it in October. Okay. So the thing that
I always worry about is when these batteries go, how expensive it is to
get a new battery. Yeah, you don't have to pay a gas Yeah,
you just put that money away for the battery batteries like ten or well
that was that was one of the things these are supposed to go. I'm
reading, you know, it's like anything you can buy a car and the
engine. You're absolutely right. So I'm being you know, you know,
I'm the naysayer a little bit here. I'm still sort of I've any electric
car I've driven has been fun. There. They really are fun to drive,
and they have a quick pick up, especially the Tesla. But I'm
still like, I don't know, I'm sticking. Oh yeah, I mean
I was. I was all about I got a pres so I got a
hybrid on you know, on top of it. So that's the bestot ball
for operate there. But you know, when I bought the electric car,
I did a lot of gig work, you know, Uber grub that type
of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, So, I mean, when you're out
doing it, it's great. You're not spinning gas. You know, it's
almost like free money. But then you're like, shit, I only got
sixty miles of arrange. I got to stop what I'm doing, go charge.
You got to wait on it, right, you lose to r that's
yeah. So what made you? What made you do this worst card?
I guess because you said you're a truck drivers, but you've got a Tesla
car? Yeah, what made you go? Tesla and Prius? That was
the original thing that I was doing a lot of Uber. I've been doing
Uber for seven or eight years off side, so you know, yeah,
the Prius was the best case scenario. I mean, you're getting fifty miles
to the gallon, you know. Yeah, And so then I'm like,
yeah, why don't I try the electric thing? And see? You know,
so I got that, and like I said, it's just a lot
of times it's a hassle. You're running out of range and you got to
stop what you're doing. And that cuts into your profit too, because you're
not working for an hour while the car is charger, right, I mean
one and a half in another I got. Yeah, Well, good luck
with the with New York State. I hope they don't give you too much
of a hassle and you get your money back. Yeah right, you know
that is all right? Thanks for letting us call you. All right,
we'll talk. No, thank you by there, he goes Tracey Decker.
Okay, well you you. I I just want to pat myself on the
back for just one second. I did not lose my ship. I didn't.
Normally I would be like, if you keep it on, if you
keep it on, editor did I did not a little bit? No,
No, not for me. You were on the Not for me. That
was like you could yell at at you, there's nobody else to yell at.
I would still be fucking I would. I've done it before where it's
only me. Am I gonna yell at you were on the fringe, you
were there. I was getting a little yell at me. I don't know,
Well, you didn't do it. No one did anything right. No
one did anything. It was it was my fault. There's no por engineer
to yell at here. You yell at himself. There was a time where
I was convinced that the company that we were working for was like trying to
sabotage our show. So I had a guy on who had lived in Cuba
under h under the range of Fidel Fidel right, and he escaped and I
forget why, but there was something going on in the news, and he
was a local guy, and it kept the phone kept hanging up, like
at crucial parts in this interview. And the guy it was Tommy, who
I had done, was doing the show with he he went on vacation,
they were doing all this stuff. There was so much pressure, like because
we had left where you're gonna make it, not make it, they were.
I went out in the hallway and I started screaming, stop fucking with
the fuge. I'm bellowing, bellowing like a lunatic because I was so mad,
and it was just like all this pressure built up, and yes it
is, you're absolutely right, But when there's pressure and you don't know what's
coming and all that stuff, you know it with having been in fortune five
hundred companies and management and sales and photos and feel it more in comedy than
well, do you feel pressure? Huh yeah, oh well the paranoia part
just like, but did they like me? Not like me? They said
they like me, but I don't think they really said. I don't think
they meant you know, Yeah, I never, I never. I never
thought of that entity. Man. Yeah, it is the second guess you're
every move. Yeah, I never cared enough. I guess I got to
be more like, Oh, I think I think the great like great comics,
and maybe I'm wrong, and I'm sure people dispute this. I think
great comics just don't give a shit. They're just gonna get up there and
they're gonna do what they're gonna do. And that's part of it. And
you're likable, so you know, I think that most people probably do like
you. And oh yeah, I mean when I said settle down and think
about it, like, yeah, well you can, you can, you
can go down a road. I think it's just me. My personally just
got one of those brains. It just starts cracking on it. All right,
We're gonna take a moment, uh, when we come back, we
got a little bit of a an issue going on in our lovely town here
that I think there's uh, I think there may be. There has to
be somebody on the inside with this. In order for what it's happening to
work. I think you have to have somebody else involved. We'll get into
it next, but first, Comedy at the Carlson has the hilarious Sahib Sing
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pull up to Surony Garfun'll go doing she's wearing it's kind of depressive. Yes,
isn't it Ai? That's what AI is doing? Johnna. I think
I don't think AI. I know there's a lot of people who are very
worried about AI, and there's just like with anything, it could go horribly
bad. They could take over the way. I don't I don't know.
I doubt that'll ever happen. But I think if you don't embrace it,
we're not putting that genie back in the bottle. So either you're in or
you're out. And you gotta find ways to use it. And I think
there are ways that you can use it. I think, I don't know,
have you ever used chat, GPT or anything? Yeah? I have,
Yeah, I uh, I've even tried it for writing jokes. Yeah,
not that good. No for that, No, but sometimes it'll give
you like an idea or a way to turn a phrase, you know what
I mean, something that can help you a little bit. Because I we
even talked to a New York Times writer once and he said, I use
chat GPT sometimes if I'm stuck and I think they I think it writes way
too flowery. If you were to use something like it's it's very obvious that
it's probably not. It's not the way most people speak, you know what
I mean. If you're gonna, if you're if that's what you're doing,
and you're doing that with with comedy, well yeah, I think my kid
even got in trouble for using AI in school. I tried to have it
write jokes that one that they were not that good. They were long.
We had Doug versus of the Dogs, Doug versus AI. We had Doug
verse AI and joke writing one A. I had a they were okay,
and a few of them weren't. They They were just long, and yeah,
they were long and wordy. I did find an AI that us right
like jokes, like we could we could try that. I have it.
I do have an AI that writes jokes. If you wanted to try and
give it a subject, we could. We could see who can come up
with funny er if you were the AI AI. I don't fight machines.
The gym Brandy World, So I don't go to the gym. Uh So
has anybody been paying attention to this whole thing with Catherine Mott? Do you
know who Catherine Mott is. She's the owner of Crescent Beach, She's the
owner of Monroe's. I'm pretty sure I don't believe she owns the Winter Garden.
I think that she manages the food and stuff there. I think she
manages the food at Ridgemont for now. And I had heard was trying to
buy Ridgemont. There was some kind of loss. It was part of her
deal, from what I've been told, was part of her deal when she
took over the restaurant that she would have the option to buy the course within
eight years. Capel improvements that she had would come off of that. She
tried to exercise that, I believe over the winner. Yeah, and I
said, no, we're good, We're gonna keep it. Yeah. Okay.
I think that's where the lawsuit came. Probably a smart move on their
part, maybe I don't looking at it now, I mean, well,
it pissed off some of the members at a certain point, But what did
that Because she came in and she was doing all this good. Yes,
they like the food was great, Yes, everything was going well, and
they wanted her to take over. And then I'll just say I don't know
her. I know people who have dealt with her and said nothing but wonderful
things. So I think if whenne you have that kind of reputation, if
she was like, oh god, you don't want to deal with her,
then you'd be like, you want to see her go away. But this
is this is a weird thing. Do you know what check kiting is?
We were talking about this, this is this is what Leo DiCaprio was doing
in that you got to catch me if you can't. Basically, it's almost
like a Ponzi scheme in a way, because she had one bank account that
she would write checks on. So let's say she had two bank accounts,
bank account A and B. She would write checks on A to deposit and
B even though they weren't the funds in A. But by the time they
figured it out sometimes you can get the money in there. So it's almost
like a shell game. You ever played like a shell game? Even with
your credit cards, I'll move the balance over to this credit card, so
I'm not you know, I'm not paying whatever out of my pocket this month.
I'm just doing it on the credit card. So she was doing this.
I just I've been trying to figure this out. I have a feeling,
and I don't know that there had to be somebody at five Star Bank
that was tipping her off. She got caught kiting. She got caught kiting.
She got caught kiting. Sixty eight million dollars worth of checks. Wow,
which I believe I number I thought I heard. I thought I heard
nineteen. Answer that number one way up. No excuse me. Sixty eight
checks exceeding sixty two million. I knew there was a sixty eight sixty eight
checks exceeding sixty two million. And I believe this all started this that amount
of money since February twenty third, not that long ago, so that's less
than a month. Check. Those are like eight hundred thousand dollars checks right
that she's writing? You got it is my math right there? Yes,
And everybody's like, that's cool. Which if you're doing Captain improve on a
golf course, yeah, you're doing that. You're buying a restaurant at Crescent
Beach, remember Crescent. I don't know how long livery Crescent Beach in there
there they want to remodel that, making an upscale place along the lake.
She certainly, I'll tell you what, Monroe's looks great. She did a
nice job in there. She's kept it, she's kept it nice. And
Uh, a buddy of mine is the bar manager there. Uh. Mayor
Pete Kennedy's wife works there, and everybody seems to love it. So,
you know, like she seems to create a good work environment. I don't
know what happens because I think they seize all her assets. Yeah, but
this is a civil complaint, and and so Arnie Rothschild is kind of the
pr guy for the law firm that's representing her. So Arnie put out a
statement saying that these are allegations, not fact, and we don't really know.
And so the news is running with this. So I reached out to
Arnie Well. Arnie's in Florida. Arnie sends me a video. He goes,
I'm dog sitting for a friend in Florida, and he's essentially it's a
lab and he's throwing a ball out into the pool and the dog's swimming out
and swimming back, and Arny's going, good boy, sends me this video
like, look at this life. What a wonderful life. So I don't
know where they're like, what's fact and what's not, except that it seems
like this is moving forward and it's a lot of money. According to Five
Star Bank, they claim they lost at least eighteen point nine million dollars as
a direct result of the scheme, and they've contacted law enforcement. So the
fact that the eighteen point nine she wrote sixty two million in checks but eighteen
point nine in loss, Like they got to cover the balance until you get
the money in, and now she doesn't. So now you're out eighteen point
nine million. Could you imagine losing twenty million dollars nearly twenty million dollars February
ten on a quarter of these checks? Basically, yes, yeah, it
sure sounds like it. So she'd built up trust with the Key Bank for
whatever the last thirty years as a businesswoman, probably so that they were fine
with her, Yeah, moving that kind of money around and not not making
sure she was writing it from one of her accounts though, So she had
an account at a credit union, so she was writing the check on that
and putting it over there. The only thing that I'm saying is I got
to think at some point, if you had someone who worked at five Star
Bank, could they potentially go I'll buy you two or three days before we
clear this check. I'll make sure it doesn't can I could you go in
electronically. Let's say you slip me a thousand bucks. I'm gonna hold this
check for eight hundred thousand off. If you have the money in there in
forty eight hours, we'll be fine. I'm thinking somewhere because I think there's
a racketeering charge potentially in there, and that's what that would be, racketeering,
wouldn't it. I'm very intrigued by this. I love when there's someone
on the other like, I always go, how the fuck do you get
someone to go along with your dumb idea? You know what I mean?
It goes back and once again it's it's middle aged white woman. Yes it
is woman, but no, Greg, I've always thought this, like,
how do you get someone to go along when you have an idea and it's
outrageous. I always think with the Menendez brothers, how did both Like one
brother doesn't go, ah, that's a bad idea. Hey, what are
you doing? Friday? Night. Now, I was thinking of going to
the movies. What are you gonna do? I was gonna kill mom and
dad? Oh great idea, It makes no sense. Somebody's got that riz
man, That that charisma. Yes, that that just charms people into believing
you got your set together. Primarily why you separated Jordan or Jordan and Jackson
so they wouldn't be able to murder you. You got one down in the
South out here. Well, I always, I always would joke around.
I go, I'm really hoping at some point, like one brother says to
the other, what the fuck is wrong with you? I mean, I
know he's an asshole, but you know what I'm saying, like, what
is wrong with you? I never understood. I went, man, how
do you get like you'll hear it? All? That? Another one right
here in town. When the woman who lost custody of her kids. They
lived in Wayne County, the husband had him, she lived down in Texas.
She gets her boyfriend to drive up with a buddy he was a sheriff
and kill the husband and wife. So then potentially she would have to get
custody of the kids. But she convinced him, and he convinced another guy
and they drove all the way up broke down somewhere in Ohio and still decided
it was a good idea and kept coming, keep going. I go,
how well, I don't get it, Like, how do you convince somebody?
I mean, what about the lady that helped the guys escape the prison
up? Oh yeah, yeah, dani More yeah, yes, And well
she was getting laid doing Eiffel towers over the top of her. That worked
for him. I don't know, it's that prison love. Wasn't she the
seamstress or something? Didn't she do like laundry? I don't remember. She
was something there, yes, And then she was married and I think her
husband ended up staying with her. I thought they were filing for divorce and
then they decided that they would work it out. I mean, how would
you again, yeah, because she's going to prison. Well she went to
prison for a lot. I thought she went for like eight months or something.
What's even the point, I mean, what's the point. How two
guys escaped that were they were murderers? Weren't they? Yes? Oh yeah,
these were bad, dude. These were not like no, no,
And I'm thinking if you get two murderers who leave you don't think one murder
is killing the other murderer to just keep it quiet. And I think one
of them, well one got arrested and brought back to jail, the other
one got shot and killed by police. Yeah, yeah, if that was
the case. But again, how do you get someone to go along?
How did they get her to go along with that? Hey, we got
this great idea. A smile, you know what I'm saying. I got
a great idea. How about this? I don't get it. I don't
understand it. The same thing here the check, Like at some point you
got to realize it's gonna come up. It's going to catch up with you.
I mean, is she maybe she was in a spot where she thought
she was going to be able to co she just had to buy herself at
that though she thought the money was coming. I wouldn't be surprised if that
is the case. And then before you know it, it's just viral.
And I had her rumors that she was also looking to buy Shadow Lake or
something like that. And every place she was seemed to be involved in,
like people who have had events at the Winter Garden where she does all the
food, they love it. They think it's great, and they say she's
very pleasant to deal with. So I'm thinking and the same thing at Ridgemont,
everybody loved it right when she took over the food and stuff. They
all thought thought it was great. So I think the woman has a knack
for doing this. It's just maybe got a little greedy. I don't know,
maybe it's just slowed down a little bit. Yeah, exactly greedy.
I don't I don't know much about about her. I could probably find out.
I've refrained from calling because a friend of mine, I'm friends with the
brother more than the guy there, but I could call him and say,
hey, what's going on. I'm just curious more. Does you know situation
like, you know, you have their husband that's sitting here with you know,
where's this nineteen million dollars coming from? Yeah, well okay, you
don't check accounts. Well, that would be an interesting thing. Like if
she was running the business side of it, maybe he stayed out of it.
It's kind of like Lovely warrened had no idea that her husband was doing
drugs out of the house and something that the tadd to had no idea,
no idea all those all that stuff isn't that. I mean, most guys
are dying for a wife who just leaves in the fuck alone. That's awesome,
that's the idea. Why she's no idea? How long have you been
married? Thirty years? Thirty years, thirty, this year, thirty and
this? Yeah? Man? Yeah, and your wife is supportive of the
comedy. Oh yeah, she puts up with me. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you try material out on her? Oh yeah? Do you really sure?
Yeah? She's and she's honest. She let you know, she chacks.
Yeah, right, she does say it's terrible. I was like,
I got I'm working on this opener. She's like, no, you'll tell
me, and then she'll if it's good, she'll tell me. And she's
usually right, you know. Yeah. Do you have a favorite comic?
Uh? I got a lot of them. They change, you know.
Yeah. One of my favorites of all time, and it was certainly was
Richard Pryor. And the reason I loved Richard Pryor was the evolution that led
to Live at the Sunset Strip, which I think is one of the best
live performances stand up performances ever. And you're talking, I like comedy in
a in a tighter smaller room. I always think it's a better intimacy.
There's just something about it. Right, you're packed in there. This was
a big arena, but he made you feel like you were watching this because
he was playing with the crowd. Did all this stuff vulnerable? Real,
honest? But there's been some stuff written and I'm hoping somebody somebody told me
they were. There was talk of doing a document about the making of that,
and how he would go in to comedy clubs and just land on his
face and even though he had a name already, he was just trying new
stuff and trying it and trying it, and to watch the evolution of a
joke and to know what it is, because how many of us have ever
been either in the shower or in the car and you have a thought and
you go, God, damn, that is funny, and then you lay
it on some of your buddy thinks it's funny, your guys at lunch at
work think it's funny, and then you take it to a stage and it's
like, yeah dies, Yeah it dies, and it's an interesting thing.
You go. But if you believe it enough, you got to just find
and rework the premise that usually you can find the funny. There's something funny
there, it's just not funny in the delivery. That was the other I
always say that's what It wasn't Spencer, but it was just the delivery.
I thought things were actually going well when I went back and watched. And
by the way, I loved this, I know you did, because you
like watching me fallow my face. No, I thought the joke was funny,
but the joke joke I did. I got asked to come out to
the Fireman's exem Club and uh, just walking around with a microphone and kind
of welcome people and just bust bust chops. And so I went out there
and I made a joke, a pretty off color joke that I won't say.
I won't say here. I'll tell you canceled. Yeah, it's not
even getting canceled anymore. I mean, I don't nobody's going to cancel you
here, but you just don't want people to think. I think. I
still think it's kind of a harmless joke, but it certainly reflects an old
style way of thinking. It was one drunk who got pissed about it,
so people got upset, and then I it was out on the West Side,
and so I brought up merrit Ron and I don't know if you remember
what happened with the Greece Police Department and all that, and some guy who
worked for the grease fire department was really pissed and it just sort of sucked
the oxygen out of the room. So I just went through his standard stuff,
and I I didn't shy away. Those things don't bother me. I'd
like even bombing. I it never, I don't know. I just was
like, eh, it just what made me laugh the most was like twenty
minutes later, he got back into my phone, Hey, how about the
Spencerport girls soccer team? Way to win states? I do like you,
fuck you? What are you gonna do? Have you ever bombed really bad?
Oh? Yeah, yeah, yeah I have. I don't like talking
about it. Actually, I probably shouldn't even bring it up. You were
at a show that I bombed at because it was uh, I don't I
just didn't even say who. I'm not even gonna say who it was,
but I knew you and tools were in the audience. Not that that made
me nervous or anything, but I'm like, I gotta do good for the
radio. Dudes. O wait, you were the MC Yeah. Oh shit,
No, I didn't think you bombed. Oh good, I don't remember
it being a bomb. I'm not look, I'm not known to be nice
and I'm not here to catch anybody's ass. I just don't remember you bombing.
Yeah, it was pretty bad. Oh this was Jay Moore? Oh
yeah, yeah. I didn't want to go there because I don't want anybody
else remember, and I'm trying to get people out to my show. Well
I don't remember either. Yeah, I think you were there with me.
Yeah, because that was when Molly Flowerty was up front and Jacob hitting on
her saying how hot she was, or this is your mom Jay was.
I thought Jay did all right, but I thought he had some moments too.
I really I thought it seemed like he might have been back on something.
Wow, he's come clean. I really enjoyed his show. I thought
I did too, but I just there was some moments where it just seemed
like, well, I didn't know if he was working out stuff either,
because I thought he had a special coming up, so I didn't really know
about it. No, I don't remember you, but I'm good then because
I remember you now, I remember it. That's kind of the inside thing
of comedy that you know that you you're looking at how you just performed and
you're like overanalyzing the crap out of it. You know, I forgot this
line. I stuttered here, and people don't know that you had a line
there that you forgot, you know what I mean, You're staying cool.
But I, uh yeah, I let me tell you about it was classic.
I mean I had to. Mark was not happy, and uh it
was. I mean, I totally blew a punchline, one of my best
punchlines, and I said it completely wrong, and it's like my hammer joke.
It's like a killer it's really big. Yeah, well that'll fuck with
your head. And then like, because uh, I don't know I should
even be getting into it a detail, Mark was like, all right,
he's going with this huge closer. This is gonna be great. He's like
happy to hear me finally wrapping up the bit and it's gonna go well because
it's a killer joke. And then I blew the punchline and he was like,
holy shit, this is the worst I've seeing this kid ever. Kid
Man, he was a Yeah, it was a bad night, but it
came back Friday and Saturday we had killer shows and there you go. That's
it. I mean, look, that's the great thing. And I always
one of the things that I love. I always loved stand up comedy,
and I loved it for the danger of it. Not that anybody's gonna get
hurt, but there is a ballsiness to it because it's just you and Mike.
And I say it before every year when I do the Funniest Person in
Rochester. You don't have a band behind you to cover up a note.
You don't have somebody in a play to whisper a line or step in.
If you all of a sudden draw a blank, it's just you. You
flob a line, you screw up your thing, it's you. And that's
the greatest thing in the world. And I think every one of us should
just come to rely on like bet on yourself, leaving it and if it
falls apart, get up and do it again. Because the only reason,
the only thing that separates anybody from success and failure is they did it one
more time. They failed at one point too. That's how you learn,
you know what. I don't want that again, So I'm gonna do this
and you keep getting closer to what you want, but they only did it
one more time. Persistence is really the key to success. No one likes
to talk about that, but that's what it is, and more you do
it's reps man, exactly, yeah, exactly. I don't remember you bombing,
but that's why that's funny. That's pretty funny. So you can come
out on April fourth with You're not gonna be You're not gonna I'm looking for
it to Absolutely, she's gonna be a killer show. Got doug on there,
Yes, Dougie Fresh, Cindy Arena. Is I think Cydy Arena is
really funny? Yep. Yeah, she's very very clever. Yeah, she's
great. Does a lot of stuff I think she did. She even do
stuff down in New York for a little bit for a minute. Yeah.
Yeah, she even got featured on at HBO show with what's his name,
Pamani Dawson or whatever his name is. Okay, I forget the name of
it. She was on HBO. Yeah, so she's yeah, that's pretty
good. She's got chops. Man. All right, we'll take a moment
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to me, she pokes her head and said, where did you buy that?
And I said, oh, a friend of mine made it. So
she came in and we wound up talking. She's like, I'll be back.
I have to go to the chiropractor. And then she came back.
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seventy one, so saw them a ton of times. I won't go see
them now because Charlie Watt was her favorite. She was devastated when Charlie died.
I here's the drummer, and I can tell you got Keith. He's
a pirate. But the reason they're available for forty five hours, well,
she she said, what do you ask? How much? And will they
make one? And she said, I'll be back now. The lady came
back in here, and uh I just chatted with her. I never got
her name, older lady, and she said, she said, I something
about we're talking, and she came up. She had cancers. Her cancer's
back and so I felt a little bad, and uh I learned a lot
of things about her. But she was a big Stones fan and she was
very taken by that. And I think I swear to God. At one
point she looked at me kind of hoping I could say you can have it,
and I didn't. That's a gift from Kevin. I'm not no kidding
me. That stays in the studio. Man. I love the Stones,
I was, yeah, I always loved the excellent Mainstream was my favorite album.
You know, did you ever see I saw him? Oh you did?
I saw him at a veteran stadium down at Philadelphia. Yeah, that
was I think this Stealers Wheel tour Stel Wheel Store in eighty nine Wheels,
Yeah, fall eighty nine. I saw him with Shay that year. They
were Yeah, they're all. I love them too. I mean they probably
one or two, number one or two in my Yeah. I always like
just that blend in the stone. It's just just a really uh gritty blues.
You know. They played some gritty blues that I was like, And
I like the new album they did for guys in their eighties. Come on,
it's pretty damn impressive. What do you think about it? You know?
Yeah, I mean, what's the average lifesman now? Seventy eight?
They're they're beating that. It depends. I heard something today. If you
walk, what if you do? I think it's five thousand steps, three
days a week. It could add two point five years to your life.
Really, oh fuck that following three days? Is it going that bad?
Is it that bad? Ground? I got a financial plan and I need
to be dead by a certain certain time. You got to check out by
a certain point. I did see that the the Buffalo Bills picked up Curtis
Samuel, who is a wide receiver with the Commanders, And now I'm gonna
be in Buffalo. That's like team you want to pick up a wide receiver
for. I don't know, it might be maybe he's great, you know
how good? I always say that it's like getting a wide receiver from the
School for the Blind. I know it is not. It's not like you
had anybody throwing to him so exactly. And I always say, do you
know how good you have to be to suck at the NFL? Like it's
amazing, how good you have to be? Like there's some amazing athletes that
have just couldn't cut it. Local kids, Quentin Gauze just you know,
couldn't catch up. It was with Philadelphia for a minute. Yeah, all
the names that have come and gone, you can just tell they're in salary
Campell because all the names that have come and gone and they're picking up Curtis
Samuel. I don't know who else was available as a wide receiver. A
lot of wide receives. T Higgins is now, oh yeah, T Higgins.
I was waiting to see if T Higgins ended up in Buffalo. The
guy the Chargers just cut their number two receiver, Mike Wallace. Okay,
yeah, yeah, Williams. Yeah, I mean there's been there's been some
wide receivers out there. Obviously they can't get him because they don't have the
cellar cap room. No, they don't. They do not have the room
at all. You were talking about with stand up comedy, and I just
remember the story. I want to see. He was on the blue collar
comedy tour for years, but he's not really blue collar. White Ron White
tater salad. I fucking loved Ron White. I'm at the Auditorium Theater and
I think I don't know if we went backstage, but he was on drinking.
He drinks he and he would come out with a bottle of whiskey,
and I think most of the bottle of whiskey was gone, like a seven
to fifty m l by the end of a show. And he was doing
he was doing. He did a callback to a joke that he didn't tell
and I could tell, and I'm the only I was the first one to
laugh. And then he was so fucking cool because he's like, what I
helped If I told you the joke first, and then he tells the joke
and so it made sense. But I'm going, that's where you want to
get to in your comedy world life, right, because you want to that
comfortable that when something could catastrophe and that could really throw somebody right, and
then you're all off out of your rhythm. And he never skipped a beat,
and I I don't know how. I was so tuned into what he
was doing, and I go, I know exactly what happened here, that's
a callback. But he never told the joke. Yeah, because you could
tell the way you delivered it and everything, and you know, you're supposed
to be familiar. And I'm like, damn, and it didn't hit like
you thought it was gonna help. Then he realized yes, and that's what
I'm saying, Like you you never those are the guys that are great,
the ones that you just don't sweat that ship. You just can't. You
know, you just can't sweat it. The country singer that played Buffalo over
the weekend and thank thank Pittsburgh, well you know what there though, I
always go, now I'm old, right, So I start to think I
feel bad been on the road. You didn't even know where you are,
Like, it's got to become like the what's the Bob Seeger song? Right
where you're just on the road? What was it? I'm thinking on the
road again, that's not it. Turn page Metallica did the cover of it,
the same thing, right, it's that same kind of you don't even
know? Or is that a new way to kind of get your name out
there? Because now every news place is picking up now, everybody going viral?
And yeah, that's true. Uh, ever been a victim of a
ride shair vomit scam? I'm gonna think the answer to that question is a
proud no from everybody here. So it wasn't a scam when it happened.
I've never you've never taken a ride chair? Never really really? Oh why
because there's somebody always picks you up or whenever I'm out drinking, I'm out
here and they don't go to Greece a hundred. Oh, I don't know.
I really don't know what the cost is, to be quite honest with
you, I had the one name, but you were so cake you do
I remember coming back from Greece, Yeah, but I well I've done it
a few times back from Greece. One time I was at a party in
Greece and I came back and the Uber driver this is true, Greg had
one of those interlocks this on her car and says to me. She goes,
I might have to pull over and blow. Is that okay? And
I go better you than me. There was no fucking away. I was
doing it. But she I didn't know how, Like how could she?
I will in my drunk brain, I couldn't figure out how this woman who
had clearly been arrested for DWI because she had the interlock system, which I
think you get on your first one, your first d W I standard,
that's right off the ball. It's automatic, yeah, for DWI, if
you don't get it plugged down to something else, yeah, which I think
is another or what two hundred bucks? Again, I think it's the automatic
for the year. You have it for a year, and I think it's
like two or three hundred bucks with slence like forty or fifty bucks a month.
I think a DWI today is nearly a ten to twelve grand investment between
your lawyer, your fines, your Yeah shit, could you imagine this is
above ground pool? Yeah? Imagine, but not the West side above ground
pool before we get this, there's like no excuse anymore because of ride chair.
It feels like there's just no there's no reason to do it, you
know what I mean. Yeah, So, the vomit scam is when drivers
claim that passengers have vomited in the back of their cars. Drivers charge their
passengers anywhere from eighty to one hundred and fifty dollars for a cleanup, even
when there's little to no evidence of a passenger's guilt. You can avoid the
vomit scam by taking pictures of the back Could you imagine as you're getting out,
you're clicking the back seat of the car because you just I wouldn't even
think at all that I was gonna be the victim of a vomit scam.
I've had to have the Uber driver wake me up. I didn't bobbed on
your floor, but I may shit my pants. I remember the guy going,
hey, hey, hey, you're I was like, oh, I
stumbled out of the ba my head. It's like drooling on the window.
Yeah, it says, so you'll know when it's necessary from the moment when
you say hello and open the door. The car is typically not well maintained
the driver complains about how little money he makes with ride sharing, or he's
tipmating you by griping about how much he relies on gratuities to earn a living.
Interesting. Yeah, I've never had any of that. I'm at them
all be cool. Some of them. I don't even talk with it all.
Most of the time, I'm I'm it's not that it's a ride from
where I lived to more countries. It has been the most of my ubers.
But always smart, always smart. Somebody wrote I took a lift recently
and did not do any damage to the vehicle, but after the ride,
Lift charged me one hundred and fifty dollars damage fee. Initially, my bank
flagged the charges fraud, but when I kind of contacted Lyft and asked for
an explanation, the company claimed that I caused damage to the car. Lift
also sent photos that the company said the driver had shared. The photos did
not depict any damage I actually caused and trying to get Yeah, basically driving
a ship box, driving a ship box, and it's going to try to
blame you for the fact that the back of their cars all ship it up,
and they're going to try to twist it. Doug. I'm kidding.
Doug will be on your show April fourth, that's right, he's your Yeah,
the uh, I would be out of my mind, right because I
don't even know how you would dispute it. How would you need to dispute
it. I'd tell the credit card company not to pay it, you know,
I mean, and then they say, well, did you try to
resolve it? I'll be like, that's a scam. They scammed me,
Yeah, I mean because I mean people, I mean a credit card company
you're charging I got like, okay, so you've had five ride shares,
we've tried to charge you for clean up charges, and that that would be
all scam. Have you ever been like the victim of an on, like
not an online skip, but some kind of bank fraud, somebody stole your
ID or identity theft? I stepped into one, a phishing scam once bad.
Oh yeah, yeah, Now I didn't get in like that. I've
just had I don't know where it came from, but you know what do
you call it? Unknown charges on your card? Yeah? And they just
turn them, turn off the cards down your new card? Yeah it went
Yeah, Now I had one where so they used to when I worked in
radio. I would always be notoriously late on these You had all this compliance
stuff and it was company compliance, sometimes FCC related, but they needed everybody
who was on air had to watch this video respond to these questions. Blah
blah blah. So here comes this, this letter from the CEO of the
company, and I think to myself, I'm gonna get ahead of this.
I'm getting ahead because you would always get these emails. Hey, these are
my late people, you know, try to stay on top of this.
Blah blah. I figured I'm not going to be on that list. This
time. Turned out that it was a phishing scam and they got my my
direct deposit information or whatever. So at the time I'm moving and I'm bringing
stuff to storage, I have kids in my in my car. I'm married.
At the time, my wife's ahead of me and another I get a
call from the bank going, hey, did you want to have your money?
They had it, so it was going to be rerouted to whatever bank
account they wanted it, and it would have been my entire paycheck kit they
were but I and I go on the bank got well, it wasn't the
bank, it was it was the company I worked for. They caught it
because they go, hey, did you want did you authorize this change in
a bank? And I'm like no, and they said oh, and I
said, yeah, I was a fishing scam. So then after that the
company started doing things where they would send something out and go did you fall
for this? Like like two days later, did you fall for this?
It was a fishing scam. We're testing you. And I think it was
because a couple of people fell for that one fishing scam throughout the company.
But I think I might have been the only Rochester employee. I've had three
or four in the last week. Just cut my phone and the jew charged
this, No we didn't, so they actually shot my cart off and there's
something a new one now at this point, yeah, I got uh.
I had signed up for a Walmart Plus because I didn't want to go to
the store anymore. I didn't want to shop for food, so I would
just order it online and they would deliver, and they had all the brands
I wanted and it was a little cheaper, and I thought, oh,
this is awesome. So I used it maybe ten times throughout the year,
but I had paid for the full year, so it automatically renews. My
bank flagged it as fraud, and I went, yeah, fraud, Nope,
it's fraud. I don't want it. I don't want it. One
one was planing fitness, sir, really really all right? Well, uh,
we'll take a moment. A new study out about porn and isn't ruining
men's sex drive because it's so prolific, like you can get it anywhere.
Now, when you and I were kids, we had to work. Yeah,
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They weren't a unique band. I never knew like a lot of what
do we call it today? Content? Like they wrote a lot of music.
They put out a lot of music in a short period of time,
really, sixty nine to seventy one. I mean he just man, what
four albums? Right? And all this stuff? I mean that's a lot
like Zeppelin. Bashers will say that they I call them the world's greatest cover
band. Yeah, exactly. I used to say that all the time on
the radio because it would pissed everybody off. But for so many years.
Greg, you don't understand. I would have to play Get the Let Out
at five o'clock every day. So every day at five o'clock, Get the
let Out, like, oh God, I can't fuck it again. God.
It's like, you know, after a while you worked at a restaurant,
you just don't want to have a burger anymore. You know, a
steak, beautiful steak, you know, so maybe Japanese Kobe steak sounds delicious.
See it every day? No, thank you. So that was my
thing. So I used to call them the world's greatest coverman. But it
is interesting because was it Spirit that had the song? I forget the name
of their song, but it was a very similar intro to Stawoad to Heaven.
And I don't know how you can hear the two side by side and
not in some way believe that they took it from the from the band's Spirit.
But I think there was a court hearing and everything, and in the
court, I think when you go for copyright infringement in music, they can't
play the song interesting. You can only look at the notes interesting. And
I'm going, well, you must bring in experts, you have to write
because I wouldn't know I'd be like, I don't know, looks looks the
same to me. It's like you, I can't read fret. I had
no idea, but yeah, certainly I'm I mean that to me, that's
a great song right there, and I just yeah, man, I mean
it stands the test of time. And it's a band that in nineteen eighty,
after Bono overdid it and died, they said, all right, fuck
it, we're done. Yeah, and that was it. Yeah, twelve
thirteen years, fourteen years. Yeah, So in a really short period of
time you became one of the longest lasting bands. I mean, right,
probably not as popular as the Beatles, but certainly got to be damn near.
Yeah. And just the staying powers is amazing to me. Now,
maybe it's the black magic that Jimmy Page is into. I don't know,
I'm not sure. There's all kinds of black food. Yeah, they're all
wacky back then, man, John Paul Jones is the only one that they
like. He seemed like the only sober one, and nobody wanted to include
him in any of the reunions or things they were doing because he's no fun.
And we can find anybody who play bass, but Robert plant man.
That was great pipes and he's still doing stuff, certainly not to that level
with that. Alison Krause, I think he's going on tour again. And
I do know that he was. He played Kennon. He played down at
SEMAC like maybe a summer or two ago, and I knew somebody who was
working security for the venue, and someone got in for soundcheck and ran up
on the stage and gave him a big hug and then just a fan right
and freaked him the fuck out like he was. Yeah, they said it
took a lot, like he almost didn't want to do the show. Well
you got to think, like, you don't know what this guy's gonna do
in today, mean, well, these d he's anything. Go back to
what was it, nineteen eighty you know, John Lennon signs an autograph and
the next thing you know, he's got he's got lead in his head.
It's like that's true. Yeah, so you just never know with somebody.
But uh, he did go on and do the show and that was the
end of that. But man, that would freak out. That would be
and you're and you're in the middle of nowhere kinda like out, you know,
Canandaigua. It's nice, peaceful quiet. Here goes. I love you,
dude. It's like, oh, how do you how do you even
get through? Like? I mean, I'll always find a way. I'll
tell you what I swear to God, and I am a huge believer in
this. If you if you just act cool, you can get away with
anything. Good point I'll add, I'll add a caveat to that that people
won't like. If you're white and you just act cool, you can get
away with anything. And I know people go, no, I'm dead serious.
I the PGA. Not this time. It was here, but back
a couple when was it twenty ten, twenty whatever, thirteen thirteen, somewhere
around there. I got in and went up to the I followed a TV
station up to the Wannamaker trophy that they were handing out to the winter.
So they were photo They were doing a whole thing. I have pictures of
me kissing it, standing with it, right and somebody goes, what are
you doing here? I go, we're right over there. We walked into
a private party, sat down, we're eating and drinking for free. Somebody
who happened to be with me. His name is Dan Barillo, a little
bitch got very nervous. It kept getting all squirmy and stuff and getting all
uncomfortable, and I'm like, Danny, just that cool. So then all
of a sudden we start getting kind of the fish eye because it's a group
of people who right, these people work together, they probably had clients and
things. And then finally some guy just casually walks over and goes, uh,
all right, guys, you gotta leave. And Danny I think Danny's
the first one. Oh yeah, no problems. Like man, just I
go, yeah, no problem, thank you, it it. We got
up and left. But I swear to God. So you want to walk
into the venue and people are doing their job. They're getting ready for the
show. They're cleaning up, they're sweeping, they're making sure they got the
ice and the beer and all, they've got enough cash on hand or whatever
they're doing. They're not paying attention. You walk in like you're not being
an asshole. You can get in anywhere. Yeah, but security has one
job. I don't know one job. I know. I get that,
I understand. So a recent study found that thanks to the ever increasing easy
access to porn, with many becoming addicted to it. It's causing real problems
in the bedroom for younger men. Either they can't climax, they climax too
soon, they can't maintain an erection. And it's all because they think it's
being overdone. On the other end, now I would say that I would
take it even one step further. I think that you have seen. You
will not find another Jimmy Page. We won't have another Eric Clapton. We're
not going to get these guys because they sat in a room, they were
nerds, sat in a room, they were introverts, they were weirdos,
and they just played guitar over and over and over until they figured it out.
Now you go up in your room and you are just stroking it over
and over and over again because all you have is porn. It's right there.
We didn't have the access. I think that that's going to become a
real problem. Think about it right now. Is anybody talking about rock and
roll like in today's modern music roll? Yes, basically it's deadly right.
Yeah, that's so, that's that's where that is where, that is exactly
my premise. I always go porn killed rock. I thought paper beat rock.
So I that's just my theory on that. But this whole study,
it was a whole, big, long study, and it says that porn
is also giving men a false pretense as to what women like. So it
was a woman who wrote the article. She goes, I went through and
watched porn, and she said, ladies, first of all, the women
in the porn stop moaning so loudly. It can't be that good. But
most of these guys are coming like they're pile driving, and they go,
that's not what women like, right, that's not what it is they want
to be. Yes, wrong, damn business, We're going to start doing
studies that involve porn. What do you mean, right? We could we
could do our own study. We could make up our own Wait, hang
on a second. You don't think that you could make up some bullshit institute.
Think of I want the money to come. I don't want to just
make up some bullshit. There's no but you. You could make up a
bullshit institute and say we're looking for funding for this, and you just reach
out to people and see if they give you some money. You look for
grants and things. We talked about My buddy and I talked about doing this
one year with youth hockey, just getting some lanyards and finding the hot moms
and being start talking. Yeah, we have a junior program up in Halifax.
Yeah, and see if we get my buddy laid. It didn't work,
did not do it. Wasn't it a hockey No, it wasn't a
hockey mom, It was hockey kids in Minnesota? Where a mom? Did
you see this thirty nine year old mom gets in a hot tub? She
was at a on a staycation in Minnesota, allegedly with her husband and two
kids. Now, there's varying degrees on the story if they were actually together
or not, but she wound up going showing up at two fifteen year old
boys rooms. There were three boys in the room. She had sex with
two of them while the third one watched. And then yeah, all got
blown. It all blew up, probably like somebody found out somewhere along the
line, and you know, the kids cracked Yeah, the kids cracked down,
And I go, let that have been Mike. I have three sons
and I have one now who's fourteen. Let that be my guy who will
be fifteen. I think his mother would lose her shit on that woman.
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, that's that's that's kind of like the the
thing with guys getting the wrong idea what women want. In Port we always
jumped the woman from Minnesota. Wow, not too shabby. Only reason I
haven't because I tried to massa away. I tried to message her. You
saved her. I haven't my messages. Wait you saved Oh you haven't did
messages? Yeah, I just yeah, it's a message. Oh I thought
I thought you kept the picture on your camera. I don't need born.
I got I got hockey mom. Back in the day, you hadn't worked
to see anything naked. Yeah. Right. We always joke about all.
You know, you hear about the school teacher banging the fifteen year old again,
like, wow, why couldn't have happened to me? But it really,
you know, I mean, it's I don't want to get all heavy,
but it's sexual abuse. It is, and it's not okay. And
I'm with you on that. And I had a buddy who was seventeen who
banged a forty two year old and he fell in love and not that you
know, seventeens of age, right, and there's nothing terrible about it,
but it fucked him up a little bit. Because he showed up at her
house with flowers the next weekend. She was from down in New York City
and had a weekend home up by where we lived, and he shows up
and she's got a you know, her boyfriend or some guy there, and
uh, you know, she was just having a good and he didn't get
that right. And so it's very easy when you're young to confuse sex and
love. And that's why I you know, yeah, I actually had an
argument last night with my fourteen year old on the podcast. I didn't get
that find the show last night. I'm not busy. I because we were
talking to he wanted to talk to one of the people on the podcast,
and then I said something about he was saying something about an underraged girl,
and I said, you know what if somebody's sixteen and the guy's nineteen,
or the girl's nineteen and the guys sixteen. I sometimes think the age of
consent should be lowered to sixteen, only because I don't think that should be
in court. I'm not sure that a thirty nine year old woman happened here.
I think there was a thirty nine year old woman in Caledonia and a
sixteen year old boy still in her age, winds up in court. I'm
not sure that that belongs in court. Do you need to, like have
a serious conversation with your kid, maybe came away from that woman, Maybe
there's some kind of insult. I just go at that point, it just
feels like it sits a big fucking wasted time for the court to me for
a legal action. Yeah, I mean they she's getting the rest she's getting.
Well, no, it's statutory rape. So she'll she'll wind up with
some kind of record and you know this, And I go, I'm not
sure that what does that do for anybody? Either way? The relationship ends,
she goes on with her life. I don't think anything in her life
changes except she's not paying money to the state. That's it. Her marriage
is probably over, Oh, I would assume, right, she's considered a
complete slut horror whatever. No one's talking to her. She may have to
move all the same stuff, all the same thing. It just doesn't hit
the news. It just stays more a a little more private, and you
don't have to pay the fines and clog up the court system. To me,
it just seems stupid. But some people don't agree with that. I
mean, you gotta have a line somewhere. You do have to have a
line, and you're right. I mean, look fifteen fourteen, No,
that's I never understood. Like I go, you went and paid to get
a master's degree to be a teacher, so you went for extra education,
You got extra loans to pay to get that. Then you go there and
you throw it all away for a fifteen year old cock. Come on,
who've been watching porn and aren't gonna bang you properly anyway? With you?
He can't keep it up because that's that's my only I don't understand it.
But that's the uh, that's the way of the world. Do you remember
how old you were when you when you first saw like your first naked magazine
naked woman? Oh? Man, I think I was in third grade.
Oh really, yeah, I had a really might have been down there.
I was. I was remember being on the bus and it was a kid
in second grade who his dad had the magazines and stuff, and I got
him. He was bringing it in and I remember seeing it and I was
like addicted. I was like, oh, look at this. Yeah.
I was like nine. I'll never forget it. I don't know about how
young I was, but yeah, it was one of those deals. My
buddy's dad got Playboy, had a subscription to Playboys. So but they were
always hidden, you know, me hidden up in the closet, right,
dude, get your dad's Playboys. Man, No, I can't go in
his closet. Man, You'll know I was there, Like we got these
like our dads are leaving, like match book covers in the doorjam you know,
so we can tell me open up the door. My parents did that
with the liquor can. I didn't stop you. It didn't stop me at
all. That was always been my words. Vice is drinking always. Oh
god, I mean I would parties all the time when I was a kid.
All that stuff my parents left and that place turned into animal outs from
the time I was like fourteen. Yeah, that was pretty good till I
was out of high school. Then I turned into a maniac because my parents
were strict and I didn't feel like dealing with the strictness. Yeah that's not
you, that is no, that's Fairport. And Fairport has this old school
emergency, so that's how they used to summon people to deal with it,
like the fire and the police were summoned through that like late at night,
so years ago. So now we live in a world where everybody's electronically connected.
We could send out right and send every one of these guys already know
they're already on their way. But here we still have the big air horn
that blows because for nostalgic purposes, the village decided to keep it right.
So anytime it goes off, sometimes you'll hear the siren. I'll always say
sometimes I when I hear it, I'll go, I hope every's a right.
I hope can't. You can't opt out of that either. If you
live here, you know the sirens, and people like I go, how
would you like this? It's right in the village and it just goes off.
It's like you hear it's a giant air horn. It sits across the
street, and it's in a big tower and it just goes off. The
thing I want to know is how far around Fairport doesn't go? It doesn't
get up to you where you are, No, it does not. It
can't get more than I Yeah, baby, did the first set of lights
down thirty one? Yeah? I think you would hear it in the homes
though, because right in the village here somewhere, no food. He's a
little further out. Yeah, he's a little further out. But I don't
know. I think sometimes if I listen, I might hear it not really
realize that I but it would have to be kind of real quiet. But
it's for the you know, it's the old quaint village. Hey, you
have a doe, Grab a bucket of water. The old barn's on fire.
Get to the car quick. We used to have when I was a
kid, we used to have the fire department would would sound the sirens at
noon? Yes, yeah, they do that in Penfield still. Yeah,
you live in Penfield. Yeah, look at that east side like me,
guy, Guy, I gotta get that. So comedy at the Carlson April
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guy that's on the marquee, right, you know, because they'll always say
in a bar show, headline a bar show, but no one even knows
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closing out the show. Does a whole family, whole family coming, Yeah,
man, it's a big deal. Kids are coming up from New York
City. I think are sisters coming in? Yes? Oh yeah? Does
that add more pressure for you? Now? They've all seen me before,
so yeah, that's no pressure. I just want to have a huge show.
I want to fill the joint and yeah, you know, and the
rocket out right, I think it will be. Yeah, have you done?
Is it new material? Material? That a little bit of new,
a little bit of mostly mostly the stuff I've been doing, but yeah,
you know, the good thing see school thought on my school exactly. That's
my school thought with comedy is you always got to be working on your best
stuff, and when you got you know, your biggest shows, you should
be bringing out your best stuff always, you know, yeah, always.
Anytime you work at the Carlson, I mean it's some premier comedy club.
So if you're weather, you're the MC, the feature or the headliner,
you better be bringing all your best stuff. You know. I hear young
comics sometimes go I think I'm going to try some new stuff. Tonight,
I'm like, don't you'll be sorry unless you know. Unless you know.
Sometimes if you can slide new stuff in the middle and you know you've got
a strong closer or you've had a strong open and you can try to let
it lull in there and even if it doesn't work, well I was trying
it, you know, and then people you bring them along. I think
people like more than anything authenticity these days, don't you think, right So
to even say like I wouldn't say what I'm doing until after a bomb maybe
and I go, well, that's what I won't do again. Bomb save
I'll say, well ship my steering wheel. Thought that was funny stuff like
that. Well I got I think this is a pretty exciting deal. Get
your tickets. It'll be our friend. Doug Phelps is the mc cindy Arena
and then Greg Owens. Yeah, baby, bringing it home with all the
family right there. Now, do you see them in an area where you
can see them or not? I would have to have my family like somewhere
you put your family in the Wrickles room. Well you know what happens.
I don't know if this happens to you or not. Like I sort of
blackout as to who's even there? Yeah, I just get so, and
especially if it's if it's going well in your there you go see now you're
the cirrus. You just start feeding off the crowd and then it's like you
just ride that wave, just keep it going and everybody and at the end
of the night you sort of forget that they're there. But then you're always
glad when you kill that they were there to see it, because if you
went home and go, man, did I killed them over? You mean
that one you were doing the to the steering wheel. Well, it's nice
to officially meet you, and I think the show should do very well.
Get your tickets. Carlsoncomedy dot com. Greg Owens, there's uh headline in
the show for Kevin Muir. I'm Bill Moran. God damn it. Free
temper card. Yeah, we got the whole Asshow you got the you got
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Get the get that drunk. I didn't get that drunk yesterday, blue today,
blue point four? What there? You have a great Saint Patrick's Day
weekend. We'll see a Monday, Yes, sir,