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you guys do last night, which is the MAVs game. Oh damn really,
now we'll talk about that. Yeah, they got asked, they want
they got asked and made bank driving range rovers today. Bro, that's a
great game to have gone to. Yeah, it's those are those great traffic
meater games. How'd you get tickets? Reveal your source? I now this
is the part that ild you like text because you don't want to sound like
so I occasionally and it's a part of her job. They have the company
has a suite and they have like a designated person that hosts the suite,
which all it means is you go in and make sure that they have everything
and you get the receipt at the end of the night. But you're talking
about your fiance has a hookup. It's weird to say she works for a
major media corporation. Say it n Tales from the suite, tales from this
suite, like legit it like once or twice a year. She's like,
uh, the other girl can't host the Sweet tonight. They've asked me to
do it, and it's it's inconvenient for people sometimes too, But if you
want to go, it's like, yeah, of course I want to go.
I'm into a Madgkin this year. Let's go. I want to Dick
Sporting Goods after the show today, I bought a new City edition T shirt.
Oh he's got it on. I think it's my favorite. It's my
favorite, like alternative jersey that they have although I'm not just out of myself
as wearing to work what I wore last night. That's the first thing I
thought, there's no time for laundry, Cavio. Check me out on a
daily basis, I'm rocking the same outfit every day for an ef in week.
Most times that's not underwearing T shirts. When you have a toddler,
the shower becomes a biweekly matter. Sometimes you just have the loudest sigh when
you get in the shower and switch your palm against the wall and just lean
there and let the hot water right. Yeah, I've got to make it
rocky in the showers after a tough fight. I've got to make a better
effort at doing that every morning before work, showering. Yes, no,
it's one more thing in the morning. That's what roll over in the car.
No, no, no, no, no, it helps. It
definitely helped. When I do it, I'm like, why don't I do
this every day? Really? Yeah? Last night, you know where I
found myself at five pm sitting back in a massage chair getting a nice pedicure.
WHOA, yeah, wow, I've never had one. You've got to
keep God, You've got to keep your little uh, your little angels looking
heavenly right, It's right, it's important the angels at the end of my
leg. It had been a couple of months, and I did some self
care in that time. But when you compare your ability to maintain your feet
to what these people can do, these people, yes, pedicurist keys,
what the hell? And man, I was like, I don't know why
I don't do this like every other week. I got to maintain this stuff
better. It's just so wine and I slept so great last night. I
ran the massage chair cycle twice. Oh my god. I hit the pillow
at ten o'clock and I was out by ten ten solid six, which is
really good for me. Good for you. You're a big fan of the
p A huge fan of the Manny and petty. I want full service.
I want to go four wide, and if you get four of them,
work in each of my your extremities extremities at the same time. It's like
birthday at the chicken Ranch. Yeah, oh my god, it's happened,
or at least two and two. Yeah, like a lower extremity pro and
you go four wide out of the shotgun and then you add a slot receiver
that that that session can cost about one thousand dollars. Uh. Where can
you find those penis? It's Dallas everywhere. I haven't had one in probably
a year, and I am a huge But that's like the number one luxury.
And it's not that expensive, dude, it's like thirty bucks. That's
the luxury. Yes, not like an I spare of running socks or something.
No, like five years ago or whenever it was that my let's just
say my household income was slashed by sixty five percent mm hmm because someone left,
someone moved away. Wisely, that's the first thing I had to chop,
Like, that's just it's maybe forty fifty bucks after tip and everything.
Yeah, and if you get the mannyam petty, it's it's maybe up to
sixty bucks. I'm okay with the doing my own hands. Yeah, no,
I want it all. So that's the thing I chopped. And I
haven't really gone back to regular once a month. But god, you've never
had a Manny petty. Well, I told you guys earlier in the week
that feet kind of discussed me. There's two body parts that I really just
have a problem with. It's the eyeballs, the penis. She's on fire
at six am. It's eyeballs and feet just kind of gross me. Oh.
You also the cave of the belly button too, if you haven't any
not, just grosses me a little bit. I don't know. I don't
know how to describe it. So the idea of someone touching my feet does
not appease me. Well, they may not share. They clearly don't share
your concerns their fine feet. My feet are fine specialists. And whatever you
think about your own feet, no matter how bad they are, they've seen
fifty times worse you, ain't You ain't the worst they've seen today. Nope,
yeah, not at all, and probably not even on men because they
definitely see more women than men. This is something ne' dad, because I
just added to my arsenal going to the doctor and the dentist. These are
things big spender. Now that I'm a growing boy, it's like, you
know, I probably should start doing these things. And I was in the
same boat, very pleased with my decisions about not wanting people anywhere near my
feet. And I think I got my first one. It's been pretty recent,
like in the last decade, and the first time I was so nervous
and I'm really ticklish, so anytime they would touch any part of my foot,
I'm like, yeah, Jalen hurts it pretty much. Yeah, so
uh yeah, but you know, you get over. It's like anything else.
You kind of push through and now it's just something that I cannot wait
to do. Are you a little are you less covert about it and just
go full pills very dobele, Yeah, you touched your big toe. You're
a weeny head. It does. Yeah, woo. Do you just get
standard service? There's a base, there's okay. First of all, when
they hand you the menu and you pick, they always point want this one.
It's like says best value, right, seventy seven dollars. No,
I don't need that one. I don't want the thirty dollars one because I
do like a little massousi and maybe some some I don't know, orange peel
wrap rub or something a little extra, so I'll get the one step up.
So it's like forty bucks, all right, forty one And it's gotten
to the point now when I walk in, they know, hello, Daniel,
oh high Moon. Yes, yeah, Moon Moon's my girl. You
have one that you an individual Moon. Her name's Moon. That's awesome.
Yeah, dude, she's cool. Good for you. I've gotten the full
service before, not that one. Kevio, I wasn't gonna do it.
We're texting, you know, both my hands are in these bags with hot
wax, and then the wax solidifies around your hands and then they take the
bags off and they peel the wax. I don't even know. I had
no clue what it does. I just know it feels good. It's like
I'm will and it's been forty five, you know at this point, why
not make it seventy Yeah, give give me a wax. Yeah, that's
the another twenty five dollars wax bonding all the way up there. Do you
have a nail salon that you're committed to or do you mix it up?
Well, there was the one on Greenville when I lived on Greenville, AB
that I loved, and then I went to the one in Bishop Art,
which actually Rhiner is he goes to, and I didn't like it. So
now I have to drive if I do it, which again has been over
a year, maybe two, drive all the way to Greenville back to my
spot. That's where Moon works. That's not where Moon works more than one
moon. My man. Really, there's the beaver moon. It's right,
there's the waxing Asians. Notice that the waxing crescent, waning and waxing crescents.
What about JJ? I bet JJ likes a nice petty Oh I do?
Yeah? Yeah. See how often you go? Would you say?
They say you're supposed to go every two weeks. I try to least go
once a month. But it's been a minute. Really okay, I try
to least. I try once a month, but it's been a while.
And now I've been pretty busy and you got your spot, yes spot?
Oh yeah, okay, they do every they do my rows everything and walks
the hatch. Pretty good moon moon. That's pretty bad ass in the person.
That is cool. She's cool. She's uh, she's fresh over from
Vietnam. Yeah yeah, learning, doing great at learning the language. By
the way that she watches a lot of American television. That's how you learn
it. Huh h. She hot, Danny says, yeah, she's a
lovely lady. Is she hot? Though she's no Fox four Weather girl?
Okay, jesus, I just I just know what y'all standards are based on
what you're always you know, salivating about when I come in here every morning.
I'm sorry, Luca's performances, Lucas great man, Luca, Yes,
m salivator. Don't look at it. It's no one watched basketball, look
at me. I just can't believe he my eyes are up here, publicly
declared his love for a Fox four Weather girl in the six am hour.
I guess the field reporters don't don't get your time anymore. Yeah, shut
up, because you're the one that even brought her to my attention. I
don't know if that's true. Yeah, it's one true and you know it
today. No, in like a month and a half ago, he's the
one that brought up old. We don't need to name drop these people.
We're not going to. I'm just don't dead name her. Uh. You
ever get massages? Yeah, I've never had a massage. You ever,
Petty? Have you ever had a human touch to your body? For I
feel like I'm pretty loose and flexible. You're not trust me, none of
us are. Look, I've never had a human touch me for you know,
you're right. I haven't never had a huge inside of a hairstylist.
Doctor. If I told you my hairstylist keeps it weird, really and weird
hangs on your shoulder for you. What are you doing? I mean she
would the blanket on your shoulder. The blanket, Yeah, the blanket or
shoulder so your hair doesn't Boy, it's been a good twenty five years since
I've sat in a barber chair. I miss that. That felt good when
they hot water your hair, lean your head into the curved bowl. I
miss a little. Yeah, I missed the curved bowl. Oh man,
when they get the water temperature just right, it's not too hot. Yeah,
it's not too cold. And with that hot high pressure temperature and it's
like a Scout massage. Dude, I really do miss that. Talk about
something I've not felt in a long long time, the touch of a woman.
Well, let's get you back to a curve, to the curved bowl
days I have friends. We'll put your head down in there and then we'll
just dump a bunch of Romaine leves on you. Okay, six fourteen,
Gevin, sprinkle some blue cheese crumbles. That would be awesome if you came
to work and like you went to Advanced Hair and they installed the Caesar salad
on your head. Giant Caesar salad on my head, and I'm like,
no, dude, it's gonna switch. It's gonna switch, turns into hair.
That's a their unique method. That's the fo, not the foe,
the pool over in any styles. Yeah, does he have to spend like
ten days with a full on salad as a head. He looked like the
jolly green giant. And it all it works together and it kind of and
then it all sprouts all your into hair. Then your own natural hair begins
to regrow from this from the salad the corpse of the season. Pay extra
for a little tortilla chip crumbles with strips, tortilla strips just just out of
touch of a carghlight your salad. I like all that stuff. Like Mama
gets a she has like a miss messuse that comes. I don't know if
it's once a week, brings the table to the house. That's the way
to go. It's amazing. And I've been in town when she's had it,
you know, and she doubles her order and get gets me some work.
But it's such a luxury, right, and it's like I suppose a
rich person thing. I haven't had this forever and ever. But it's not
that crazy, just like Manny Petties. I mean if some people, forty
dollars a week is obviously, you know, a very significant thing that you
can't just flippantly toss toss the moon. But there is a give and take,
and especially like with the massages, you it changes how you feel it
does it feels incredible stress? Yes, there is a lot of value to
it. This probably helps your sleep. Immns forr it with forty dollars every
two weeks, it makes me want to get a massugie. Yeah, some
some things do get lumped in with being seen as a luxury at and when
it might just be something that's just a higher priority on your list compare to
other people. And someone else might want to go buy records or buy a
new pair of shoes, you know, whatever of these things that we like.
And if that's one of those things, I don't know that it necessarily
should be classified as a luxury item. It's just be something that you like
to spend your money on. Yeah, many different versions of self care.
Yeah, like I like I G. This is why I use a lot
for that because I think it's seen as if you pay to have someone do
your lawn. You're rich when you could just do it, and well,
some people just don't want to do it, or they think they can get
around it with the offset of the cost of buying all the lawn equipment that
you might need for that or whatever. Yeah, I personally do it myself
because I can handle it for me right now, and this is an area
of life that I'm in right so it's not a big deal. And I
spend my money elsewhere because that's a choice I make to offset. So I
think, like if I got the manicure and the pedicure, I think I
would see that as this is something I've never really done, so I should
experience first before I ever. I'm I'm not by that. I'm not poopooing
it. I don't even know that I've had a single person ever say,
oh it sucked, cure, pedicure, massage I got sucked. You never
you have bad experience, never happened. I'm sure you canna have bad experiences,
but pretty good ratio here of not sucking. So I don't know.
Yeah, I uh mote get the news on TV. Is it six seventeen
already? Weather? But like after that massage, thinking my mom I was
like, I'm going to reprioritize this. I'm gonna do this once a month,
and if you want to call it, treat yourself. I don't know
whatever. At the prom am, I right, I'm looking at the temperature.
They're doing her job. Who is he's kicking ass? I don't know
who. I'm looking at the temperatures and saying it's gonna be cold, this
cold for coming in Saturday. It's gonna get real nippley, Huh did you
say you said nippy? Didn't you nippy outside? That's not gonna be that
bad. It's gonna be a high of fifty eight, of thirty seven on
Saturday. Kay, you know what, You'll be in bed. I am
going to bed early Saturday. Okay, No one cares about your Saturday night
plans to go to bed early. You sure positive? A lot of people
have been texting in that they want to know what did you? Uh?
How'd you guys outfit this sweet? Did you have booze? Did you have
ten d's? Did you have mac and cheese? Reset? Kevio went to
the MAVs game last night and his fiance provided them with sweet via her company.
So I usually you walk in. I'm like, again, this happens
once or twice a year because she's at the alternate host the third alternate.
You will go into the suite and there is usually ten, fifteen, twenty
people. But I think because last night's game was not out on the schedule,
yeah, that we because it was pretty empty crowd. I thought,
really, I thought, I lesser than usual. You know, wait,
wasn't another sellout? Are we still doing that bet? Or do they just
not talk about I don't know the sellout or did that die with covid or
because you don't hear that much, remember you don't a decade, that's all
you heard. It might have just been a late driving credit. And the
the suite had a total of four people in it, oh, two people
who had gotten tickets from their client, the client who had bought the suite
for that company at the time. And I was like, I kind of
feel bad the wait it was you and Rocks and then two other people.
That's it. And I was like, surely more people are coming, right,
It's like like it's whatever. So it's like a company, and you
know what a company does. Company gives their clients tickets to the suite.
So that client must have just didn't see the game on the schedule, because
it's not on the original schedule that you print out or whatever, or the
first of the year whatever. Like this game was added to the schedule last
week because of the nd season tournament, and I wonder if that affected attendance.
I don't know. I don't know what the attendance was last night either,
and that might be fudged. Who knows. But that was kind of
awesome to have a sweet essentially to yourself. I've had that happen before,
when you get invited to one and nobody's There was a guy and he had
a very busty young girlfriend or wife that he was with. What do you
mean when you say busty, huge jugs? Okay, you are part of
the problem. What boobs and ass hot hot hotjaman say? She was flat
hot Latina. They were bursting out of her shirt and they were real nice.
They were sweet people. It was good to meet them. Did any
of your fans stop you at the game? Say higher after I went in
with the Bobby Valentine disguise and you literally are wearing a hat that says ninety
seven on the freak on it well this morning and you wore that last night.
Yeah, because I felt like it was supposed to market this thing.
Okay, respect And when the old speakeasy banner came up on the in the
stadium, kept show this is embarrassing, my ugly bug up there. Take
that down right there, Get that guy out there, take that down.
Hey, yeah, I get up early the You wore that hat and no
one stopped you and said, of low, not one person. No.
But I didn't talk to me people because I was because anyone ever was hanging
out with you. I was on the suite. I was in the sweet,
You were in the sweet the celebrity suite. I had some salad got
out of the good yet, dude, I was sitting there going okay,
So we're basically trapped. The bad thing about that that sweet arrangement, if
there is a bad thing, is you're there until the end, like until
all the people want to go. Because she's got to grab the receipt and
lock it and not lock it. But yeah, that has to be the
last one to make sure an account for everything, basically audit the room.
Does she have the company credit card? I don't know how that was already
like on there. Yeah, it's probably just already on there. But because
of like this guy starts talking and halftime we can start to meeting. He's
like, oh, I'm a homebody. I like to be in bed by
eight or nine o'clock, so you know, we're probably gonna leave. It
was their first MAVs game. They just moved here from out of town.
And I was like, okay, good, oh that man, you could
leave, yes, because they went home, so we be traffic out of
there. I mean the fourth quarter loot. They weren't putting Luke or Kyrie
back in the game and they were up by fifty. We'll have the funny
audio at seven of Luca dropping an F and then an S in like five
years when and he's cussing more than ever. Well, he just had a
kid here that makes people cuss a lot. It's with skin, you're right,
maybe just comfortable with skin. I think he likes skin. Do you
think he does think anybody likes skin? Yeah? Okay, yeah, you
know what, I'm back, it's just thrown off to Skin's usually pretty unflappable
in times like those, and he kind of did. Oh but how's the
kid. You're good it's not like Skin's offended or it's his fault, is
it right. It's like in radio if we have someone on the phones and
they drop an F bomb, it's technically like on us, right, and
then we will blame JJ for not hitting the dump butt? Well there,
what are we supposed to do? You know? But it is technically you
know, like that's where the buck stops. But it's not like it stops
with Skin. If Luca cusses, right, but he probably feels like,
yeah, it does a little bit, and no one saw it because it
was on balley. Yeah, it's cable sports and this country needs to light
in the hell? Is the is the person who just decided here are the
here the bad words? Are you kidding? Who are the people that cuss
a lot? No? You don't. You never have here, not on
the air. You just dropped the Neill right now? Wow? Radio disgusting.
Well it's like this, I've done that a million times in my life.
It's embarrassing, isn't it? The stream team? Who are all these
people that who determined arbitrarily here are the words that are bad words? I
get it is sixteen hundred. When did this happen? If you're using them
in hateful ways or I get it, the overly sexual descriptive ways. That's
one thing, you know, I can call Mikey a dick, he never
would, but I can't say that word referring to you know, the phallic
representation of that word. Yeah, So why can't we do that on ballets?
Why can't I say, you know what, you're a dumb fright?
But I can't say I want to make f time with them? You know,
it's a different, different context. So they're just words. They shouldn't
matter, right, And there's there's like ten of them or seven or whatever.
I'm not even talking about. We're not even talking about FCC stuff.
There's something life in general, no, I know, but they're both pretty
much aligned the words that you can Yeah, that's true. I mean,
because you can't say I'm on TV. It turns them into the words that
you can't. I can't say in around grandma or whatever. And if no
word was bad, then there is no bad word, and then we're not
sheltering our kids for years or shaming them for shaming them for doing something that
we do. Think about that, don't you say that word? Well,
I heard you say it. Hmm, so what do you think? Ah,
this though something cussing is weird. It's fun. The fact that you
can say, well, I don't and what if they were totally legal,
if for lack of a better term, you know, and you could say
any word. Does that make them lose their appeal? Yes, you know,
to use them in the ways that we do to emphasize things, you
know, I mean like I use the effort a lot. I think cussing
is fun. Yeah, it is fun. But would it not be fun
if you could just there was no if the thing didn't exist, because what
does that mean? It's not cussing season, it's cuffing season. It makes
you feel dangerous. Yeah, I needed to find a curved bowl to go
throw up into. All right, geez, we go be doing f bombs
at six twenty four. I deserve my metal of freedom taken away from me?
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