Yes, what's going on? Everybody? Walk up to another edition of the
death Thresholder's I, mister tone death. We are back in the building after
love Day, post love Day, so hopefully y'all got somebody loved on y'all
the right way. Uh. Happy birthday to one half of the Switchblades to
Leah, today's her birthday. I always remember it because it's today after love
Day. I was like, damn birthday on side chick Day. That is
such an unofficial fucking holiday. Why do people call it that? Because I
call it usually when they got side chickens nick, when they got a side
chick who don't know she side ship, they usually make up an excuse why
they can't do nothing on the fourteenth, but they make it up for make
it up to them on the fifteenth. I like to call it half half
off that when he comes to snacks because all the candy from Valentine's Day it's
now half off for the rest of the week. I'm so looking at chocolate
bro with It's like jars on top of the jars of that ship at work
now jars of chocolate chocolate, just candy dishes on candy dishes, candy dishes
on candy dishes. That's crazy. That's the way we live in so recently.
Like, so, for those who know me, they know that I
emma pothead to a degree. We just confirmed that. Literally, I like
to smoke with now smoke. I picked up on this bad habit from my
sister's baby father. Just gonna blame it on another nigga. That's where we
live in. Yeah, he introduced me no accountability. Nah, well I
kept smoking. So is that me being accountable? I said, I kept
smoking, So that make me accountable? Yes, very much? So sorry,
Okay, So he showed me this trick that he did to make the
blunt burn slow. Wow. So what he would do is, after you
know, you break the blunt down, you get the guts sound. You
just got the end of the blunt, right, he would he would line
the blunt with like maple syrup. You know what we used to use.
Honey? Did he roll the blood a couple of days ago? Nig go
out here smoking Canadian weed a couple of days ago. I was like,
man, I'm feel the relived that she for the tried worked and I did
that and did it go well? It went amazing? Like the blunt burn.
It's very, very slow. So not only are you smoking with tree
skin, you smoking with tree I mean whatever you want to call this,
I'm just saying tree on tree and it's like it gives it gives the whole
nother flavor because now it tastes like maple syrup. So you out here gonna
start calling your weed pancakes. Man, it's amazing, horrible human being things
y'all to sing you potheads do to get hide in the cost of living without
try it's wild. It's just like y'all, y'all try to do everything in
y'all power to not prove that weed is a gateway druy, Like, I
want to get higher than what I get, but I'm not trying that over
there. You know you can't get me. Niggas be like, bro,
just do a line, fan, Bro, it's a whole lot easier.
Like Bro, it's just a little line. Do a line done. I
can't. I can't. You don't want to do a line because you scared
you're gonna like that ship, ain't you. That's absolutely true. That did.
That means that's some good cokein if you like it. Yeah, But
I don't want to like it, just don't do a whole line doing half
a lot. I don't want to do no cocaine. First. I don't
like stuff in my nose. You write it on your guns, put it
in your weed. There's other ways to consume it. My guy put it
in a glass jar. Add a little water boiler about crad. What the
fuck is that smoking crack? There's multiple, It's still cocaine. It's cocaine
at his base. Same how you choose the consumer, your business, bro
crack is strong as fun. I mean, if you just said you didn't
want to, you know, put nothing up your nose. I'm just giving
you other alternatives on how to experience this. Crack was cheap and get a
nice little eight ball and come up. You could come up from an a
ball. Yes, nigga, nigga, you paid fifty. If you did
it right, If you did it right, you should be walking out with
almost three hundred. I think fifty to three hundred is a good investment I
feel. I mean, you're not wrong, you're not wrong. Maybe we
need to go back to selling crack, selling crack cause niggas had money back
in the days. I don't know if I want to be a crack dealer
time, you're not dealing crack. You're not dealing crack. You just happen
to have something that people choose to come to you to get dealing. This
is when I'm out here saying, hey, my nigga, this will get
you on a level with your girl and everything. So we're not doing that.
So we're just saying we don't get you hot. So is crack free
or is it? This first? Always is the sales of crack illegal?
Of course? Well? But what makes it illegal? I mean, I
was like, not really technical. Is the crack illegal itself? Or is
it the sealing of the crack that is illegal? It's pussy illegal, it
is not. But if you decide to give a woman money for pussy directly,
is that legal? No? So who is to say what's legal and
not legal? Right? That's why I decide to go and pay her we
energy bills instead, and she desided to give me pussy. That's legal.
That's fair. It's fair. It's a fair change, I mean, that's
what I'm saying. So, like, what if I'm not selling you crack,
but I'm selling you advice, and the advice just comes with crack.
I don't sell what I sell you with a small pill bottle. Now,
I never said this pill bottle was empty or full. That's what I'm saying.
Chose to pay you chose to pay twenty five dollars for this pill bottle.
I don't What you do with the pill bottle is your business. I
just sold you a pill bottle, right, That's all I'm saying. So
why are we getting in trouble for selling pill bottles? Because apparently people who
find out that they got cracking the pill bottles are telling people we sold them
crack, not the pill bottle. Oh yeah, y'all gotta stop, y'all
gotta stop. That's crazy. We do not condone and selling them crack unless
it's hard times. But speaking of hard times, very very much. But
oh the button, no where I gotta put that. But there is a
young man on TV right now going through a lot of hard times. I
don't think he's really going through hard times. I just think that it's just
a great storyteller. That might be. It's great storytelling. And we we
are invested in this story. We have not been invested in a story like
this in years. How would you feel if if your boss the boss,
like, what level bosston are we talking about it? I don't really like
it's my direct supervisor or is it? Like at this point he liked the
assistant manager the system that's really still not that high, all right, Like
that's still close that you can catch these hands. The assistant managed walked up.
It's you're not doing any of this right. Were throwing hands because at
this point in time, if you saying I'm not doing this right, I'm
eventually gonna lose my job anyway. So at least I'm gonna take you with
me, my nigga, because then I'm gonna file charges against you for the
fact that you hit me. So I'm gonna press charges because you hit me
there for you gotta lose your job too, So we both going home without
a Yeah, I just don't know if I can just let no grown man
slap you. No, you're not supposed to let a grown man slap you.
But we also not in that industry either. There's a gang of niggas
that get inside of Oxagon like maybe once a month, and the whole purpose
is to not you know what I'm saying, it's a real fighting. We're
supposed to just stand up next to him after everything's said and done while he
gets his arm raised. Like, Bro, you were sitting here fighting for
your life and you couldn't get it done, Like you had to give up
at some point, and then you gotta stand next to the nigga who whooped
your ass as he gets raised and praised. UFC fighter has got to be
like what you understand that? Do you understand that? I get it?
But then like it's demoralizing as fun. I mean, you chose his life
though I was thinking, like I was thinking about this one day. Okay,
what was I done? I might have been playing the game, I
was playing the game where I was watching the sports hotlves probably both, but
I was like, imagine, just like being a boxer, and you train
really hard to be you know, I guess good at your craft, right?
You work really hard, right, But no matter how hard you work,
when you get in the ring, there people who are just better than
you, and you can't do nothing about it. You're supposed to get better.
Bro. Imagine just you in there fighting for your life twelve rounds and
he dancing around you, punching the shit out you, and no matter how
you throw your hands. You can't stop this ass who then that's your fault.
She was in a fight. You are outside your class. Look at
the mercy of a nigga that's just sticking the shit. I'm glad you run
it. I was watching. I can't. I gotta find this video.
This is the only thing I hate about rabbit holes on social media because if
you don't don't think of an immediate need for something, you will lose it
and then it'll come up and have a value later. But if you sit
there and you hold on to it, does she says she likes my hoodie
shut out. This is a classic O back. You can't get this.
No Mo and Dog literally be in the ring ducking and dodging punches like crazy.
I'm talking you play fighting games, right, Okay? What niggas be
teleporting? No Mortal Kombat besides Scorpion is that smoke? Okay? Could you
imagine you sitting here and you're trying to fight a nigga and he just keep
teleporting away from you every single move you do. This is what Bro does
in the ring in so many words, like dog just be heal, you
look like getting a fighting he'd be dodging you. And then he runs completely
away from where y'all fighting at to the other side of the ring and stand
there and wait for you to come. Like he just be avoiding you whole
time. Throw a couple of jabs in there, avoid you, niggas,
spend the whole ring. He was dodging niggas. He turned, he turned,
he turned his box and measures in the real life punch out. Yes,
just be dodging. That's how you gotta punch out. You just gotta
god, just be ducking niggas. And I be like dog, I wouldn't
want to fight him because by like the third rounded there, I'll be annoyed
about him. I feel like I feel like a modern version of that shout
out to this nigga right here. Okay, we're gonna pause for a minute,
so those guys who are not watching the live but I listened to the
audio. We are joined in the comments section by Anthony Husband. I did
not know that was his real last name, but it was wild wild Man.
It's different. This is the one niggah I know that holds down all
the bad ship. But he goes to war for and I respect my nigga
because dogs still go to war for ae W And I was watching it the
other day and outside of Orange, Cassidy and Darby, I can't do this
shit. It's just not good. I can't. It's not even that good,
bro, It's just Oh and Strict gotta fucking respect Strict all this shine.
It's like when you play. It's like when you're the best player on
a bad team and you get to put up all the stats. Oh,
she knows about new Sideboy shot out. I took him, but she knows
her Mortal Kombat. Shit, sweet, you know what I'm saying. But
like you said, all the ninjas do with that. Yeah, it's like
Strict catches my attention. Uh, Darby right now. Got this storyline going
on with the Bucks that invoked the Cody Cody chatting ae W this week,
which brung up this whole conversation about how other companies need to stop saying other
people's names to try to think that they're gonna boost their ratings, because they
only make people care about the other people instead, like you, creating a
Cody chant in ae W doesn't make people want to watch ae W. That
makes people go follow what Cody's doing. You think it's cool because they chanting
the nigga name who don't work here. He's on the other channel, right,
and he getting the biggest push of a lifetime over there, right,
but not with you. But that's not to the third. But you know,
Darby in this Steam Final match ship, they they drawing this ship through
the fuck out right. A w is getting bad, man, it hurts.
See, Bro, you got some ships you gotta just jump off,
bro. You you not the captain you get. You gotta leave, bro.
But so Darby is cool, Orange Cassidy, you know it's always gonna
be my boy, freshly squeezed. Pause. Uh and then you know what,
I try to pay attention to the women's division. Try. The only
one that's got my attention is Willow because I honestly believe she's supposed to be
an n x T by now. But that's a whole nother story in regards
to it. But yeah, man, he holds it down. He holds
down the worst Marvel movies what he did recently. Just ask us if we
still thought we never thought it was the worst. We just thought that Bro
got played. Yeah, I don't think it's Ultron should have been Altrau should
have been drug out more. It shouldn't have been a one shot movie.
But they've done that to a few characters that should have had a longer story
too. He should have been a background character for a while. Same thing
with Crossbones, Like a lot of people don't understand. Crossbones is literally CAP's
main villain, and they got that nigga to fuck out of their a sap
gee one movie. It was he showed up in one movie in the elevator
and then he died by one was mistaken the next one out here a sap
like bro was supposed to be his main villain. Okay, so that's a
whole other story. He's a fashionista to what well, I follow on TikTok
and and really be like he'd be dressing like I'm just I'm taking tips and
you know from big from big guys who be putting that shirt off like he
just something be putting together. I find I found the fashion content very interesting.
Fact he's big on jackets too. Like what I like about like when
people do fashion content would be the ad lib like like the video they usually
just talking over the video and they get dressed and like they put the jacket
out and he and he was like, oh see this that ship. I
was like, make you want to go buy some ship? May putting that
ship together. I mean it makes me laugh though real talk. I need
you know what we need or that, because I'm tired of all the main
places that people shop. And it stopped at like forty in the waistline for
men when I'm a forty four. And then the shirts, even though they're
supposed to be like two ex sales, they don't be two xales. Bro.
I mean, I lose weight when I'm ready, but y'all not for
to make me lose weight because got stick to certain brands. And then when
I be looking at like places that do have a big and tall section and
look at the men, they still be skinny jeans. Like I'm a fat
nigga. I do not want to put on skinny jeans my nigga. I
would have slim straight legs niggas. I'm a big nigga. We don't wear
straight legs, no, brou don't don't get me wrong. I'm nothing to
be out here in the nelly, big baggy jean era like Doug. I'm
not doing that. I'm not doing that. But I don't. I don't
want to know, bro, straight legs. Come on now, boot cut,
that's wild fare like Michael Jordan's right, not fora wear that world.
And he can get away with it because he will kill your niggas. See
they be lame in corny bro. So all all my women, because I
know a lot of y'all out here are in like opening boutiques and fashion stores
and and y'all being great creators. Like find you like five fat friends and
just open the store where you just designed for them only. And I guarantee
you you will stay in constant business because if you if you don't do nothing
but just make custom big nigga ship. Not even that, bro. Sometimes
I want to get dapper. I want to throw on a suit. I
wanna throwing some slacks with a nice button up. You know what I'm saying.
But make it big nigga friendly. I don't like polo shirts that just
give you all this shirt because I'm big, you know, but you get
what I'm talking about, right, See, only make people get that when
they give you all this material because you big, or they make it short.
Now that's what I do. I hate when it be short, like
I don't want it to be like tall te long, but give me a
little bit, a little bit more, bro, What if I gotta tuck
my shirty in for work that day, like past the belt a little bit,
don't stop at the waistline. That should be crazy. Appreciate it.
He's about the league because I can't relate. No, it's just it's it's
ourvent moments to pay us no mind. We ain't gonna be here that long
on that topic. But you can't relate the fashion of fat niggas fat niggs
Damn he never did the fact. No, no, it's not even about
that. It's you know, women right now, they on their health kick.
Bro. Women are out here getting in shape. Bro. They just
leaving us fat maybe, but they be willing to eat the spending and having
the funky I'm not that a sounad. Just ain't a solad no more.
Bro. You can't just be eating salad all day. And plus my silends
be like ten bucks from picking sade. You putting chicken in that, mother,
So I'm not judging. That's the only way I'm gonna eat a salad
chicken, ham, eggs, cheese, little cranberry in there and good nature.
I like the strawberry salad. That's freaky, bro. Yeah, strawberry
pan see, I can't do because I was in charge of making them.
I would make mine with and I think it come with like goat cheese or
some ship see. And she sick of crop tops everywhere and even for some
women, some women crop tops and crop copping. Shout out to the fat
chicks that like the when did girls start wearing their stomach out? When did
like big girl confidence? Like, I feel like big girl confidence is almost
a myth. You wouldn't know. When I say it's almost a myth is
because I just I'm not saying that I don't appreciate it because I love when
the big girls confidence. I just don't know where the fuck it came from,
doing the hot girl stuff, Like I can't pinpoint what woman is the
poster child for big girl confidence, because it's not Lizzo. She is lit
bro. Lizzo went out here with her whole ass literally out of the Lakers
games, and we didn't like it. But a lot of women was like,
yo, I commend her for doing that. I'm just not going that
far. I don't like this. And then the hot girl summer hit.
She you know what, good for her? Oh my god, I'm just
the fact that that's your measuring stick. Yes, I'm not, just like
you know, she did it for health reason. I don't care about her
personality. The fuck is wrong with you, bru Why do I care about
Lizo's personality? Because she's probably a great person to be around, and you
know what that might be correct, She might be entertaining, she might be
what that got to do with me? Bro, She could put you onto
some things. She can introduce you to the upper upper crust. So since
we speaking of big bonded women lost weight, it's wild conversation. Bro.
Shout out to Chrissy for joining us. Shut out to Chrissy, Uh,
after her hard, diligent work and uh staying true to who she is,
he just bought it first home. Bruh. You know what I'm saying,
hold old and ship is the beautiful thing and a pry for all my people
who reached that level in plateau and life. Fuck in all the rooms,
and she probably has already. But that's a whole other conversation. Her business
it is. I'm just saying, I just want to know when the house
warming party is coming. Yes, do you bring people like blenders? You
bring people for It depends on who it is, because some people make like
registries. So they tell you, like, look all this ship here.
I'm just gonna bring you pepper hose. You can never not need that in
your house. You definitely to ply he better at least brah, I wouldn't
you and browny No, I would probably cheat your PEPPERI don't you. No,
No, just as important. Why it's a quicker picture. Yes,
it's a house warming gift. So you you're gonna show me how cheap you
are by bringing me cheap ship just paper, cheap paper. No, I
wouldn't get you a good tissue, No, because I wouldn't want to body
wiping the ass with the bast So I'm supposed to clean up this mess with
this paper towe that's gonna absorb and fall apart. Nigga, this is a
marble table here. I need only the finest of paper, townsue. So
what okay? How about I just bring cheap paper plates. That's even worse.
Cheap cheap cups. Stop being cheap, I bring you solo cups.
What color? I'll bring you a multi color pot that we'll break even a
multi colored paper cracking. But Monique has been in the mediate in the headline.
I have no beef with Monique. I understand her flight, her struggles,
but her plight and struggles is not everybody's. Hearn what did she do
this time? Bro Well? She has followed in the great Cat Williams footsteps,
because she too was on an episode of Club Shack. Is this is
this the new this a new role? Just come on podcast, get messy
and there booked all everywhere? Don't you don't do nothing? Just sit there
and let you just tell all your business like a therapist. Absolutely, just
like a trashy therapist. I'll just be like yo. So what did she
say this time around, bro Well? I mean she said, uh,
she made some DISPERSI of remarks about Tyler Perry. She said, just bring
about you can never go wrong with a bottle. That's cool. I'm just
saying, what what would you How would you feel if I let you turn
the Death Fresh show in into Club Fresh Fresh Club Fresh time? You you
wouldn't you get to have all all the all the local celebrities on the shot,
everybody you just got just not gonna let them get their ship off their
chests, not right here and make this ship half of me. I'm not
shut sharp. I can't afford security yet. First of all, who's gonna
run up on Shanny Shark? Who gonna run up on wand exactly I'm not
sho, But ain't nobody gonna run upon you? Bro? I just don't
want niggas to think that I'm out here taking size because I'm letting niggas who
beef and speak their peace. I don't know you beef. Just make sure
the next week you let the nigga come in and get his ship off his
chest. I'm look, bro, he turned it into First of all,
Williams, you're letting people be messy. Up, he cat Williams said what
he said, and nobody was expecting him to say that, so that's not
his fault. Monigua apparently did the same thing. Bro. Could you imagine
having beef with Oprah Winfrey? That sound wild ass fuck when you say it
out loud. I don't think nobody who really has a beef with Oprah is
alive? How Like, what what do you mean you? Oprah got some
things to talk about? I can see I could possibly see that Okay,
I can see that. I can see that because I don't know if you
ever watched green Leaf. Okay, okay. In the in the early season
of Green Leaf, Monique was a part of the show. Then as the
show got on, Monique wasn't being utilized that much to the whole point where
I think her character got killed off. They definitely sold her club that she
owed, so I could see somewhere in between there that they may have been
an altercation behind the scenes about that. Then you also got to look at
like a lot of moniques gripes and complaints be all about opportunities that she either
never got, got taken away from her or just people not looking out for
her. And I can understand her complaining, but at what point do you
take accountability for you not being where you are? Remember she had beef with
Lee Daniels at one point in time, she did, and I don't know
if that ever got rectified. But you can only blame Lee for so much
of what happened. Now, I ain't saying that you should we gonna get
there. I just left it up the four relatively, But I ain't saying
that everybody wrong, and I ain't saying that you gotta like kiss people ass,
but you gotta understand that in this business you cannot rub everybody the wrong
way. I don't even think it's about rubbing the wrong way fan. It's
like sometimes you gotta pick and choose your battles, like this is how you
get paid. So what I'm saying, I feel like it's a it's a
situation where it's like some people just like stick together, right, Like if
there was a guy in the city who is doing podcasts right now, from
the best of my knowledge, it's only so many podcasts right in the city,
right, actual network producers right right, So if he do bad business
with you, he sounds like a familiar person, and then he's going around
to these other guys. It's not that you're trying to stop his shit is
but you these other guys you fuck with, right, that's like you putting
a phone call in like he yo, dude, I don't know if you
ran into this nigga yet, but you know, if you hit you up,
just know, I don't know what kind of energy you're gonna bring over
there with you. But this is the kind of business that for the fact
we did have a situation like that right, like not even talking about anybody
major, but like two, like two three years ago, there was a
cat who he was working with one of the producers and they had a falling
out. Now that producer didn't go around calling people. Was like, hey,
yo, don't fuck with this nigga. It was like, after you
know, you had that conversation, he come over here by me, you
know, hey, let's talk some business and thinking about starting the podcast.
He asked all legitimate questions. He rolled about you check his resumes and then
you know, because he told me who he worked with, and I was
like, hey, yo, fan, what was you know? Old boy
came through here looking to do like what was like working with dog? Is
he does? Is he hands on? Is the nigga who you just leaving
the room by himself and he makes it happen? Like what? And he
was like, yeah, this nigga did blah blah blah blah blah. Matter
of fact, he still owe me money. Go figure, all right?
Cool. Two days later, another producer hopping the line in our monthly meeting,
Hey, man such and such came through here the other day trying to
start a podcast. Man, the nigga, I don't know what he was
talking about. Man, he talking about he wanted to start his own network,
so he asking me questions. So Broden went around and and and cherry
picked each producer to try to start his own thing, not realizing we all
have a conversation and we don't have a conversation say hey, let's black list
that nigga. No, it was like, yeah, what's why shout this
nigga. At the same time, there are some people who are on the
other side of that conversation be like, hey, we gonna get you blacklisted,
and I'm gonna tell all of my famous friends not to fuck with you
because if you do, you bad business, you bad business. I get
it. And and Kendub brings up a good point. It's her approach.
At the end of the day, it be Monique approach. Bro She be
walking the same women who you were doing stand up comedy, you know,
holding them down because you remember her, her biggest success was when she get
to stand up in prison. You know that was actually one of my favorite
scenes. That's when I thought she was funny. I watched that like two
or three times. So if I watch your stand up three times, you
gotta be funny. You know what I'm saying. Well, you know there's
accession to the rules because I don't care what Ali does that nigga funny regardless,
I know, and I think I'm out of time that week too.
Either I'm out of time that week or as soon as I get back.
But I got a double check up he here, I'm going you coming pause,
bruh. Just felt unsafe, felt unsafe. I felt like when the
audio drops, the niggas will pause it just be on the safe side.
But but it's her approach, bro. At the end of the day,
she always comes into every situation finger pointing, finger pointing. Okay, do
exactly who the story is about? That's Prince, yeah, you know,
because everybody knows it's not And you know, we don't tell names on camera.
It's just like niggas just do stuff and we saw you it's on camera.
My god, But no with Monique, Bro, at the end of
the day, Fam, it's her. It's her approach. Bro. You
can't you can't point fingers at everybody and you know, hide your hands like
you ain't got your own dirt. So when they come back and be like,
yo, that's not true. Can't get mad because then her son called
her out. Yeah. See, family be just wiling and then you gotta
be the one in the news like, Yo, man, what kill my
mom you're talking about? Like, man, I ain't talk to her no
more. That's what I'm saying. What would you do if you fund up
your mama's on news just wilding out? Bro? I don't know, like
your mama just out here being the messiest of messy, Like I would probably
call and ask for what you're doing, Like what you like you check her?
I'm not. I don't know if I'm a checker, but I'm be
like you should probably RELYX like kill. It's like the Surgeon General said,
this is mad. FDA was on this ship. So speaking of one Sharp,
he also got into a better rap beef himself beef. So apparently he
has some choice words. I wish how did we get here? I wish
I'd have got that. I couldn't find it. Come across Shanny Sharp and
comedians bro what okay? So the CAWWBS interview came out okay, and then
uh so when the CATWBS interview dropped, you know, everybody had you know,
they takes on the situation, whether it was a comedian trying to defend
their name or Cat Williams was just you know, people were chiming in on
the situation. So I guess you know, Mike, when somebody CARDI Mark
Camery was doing the show and he was making some jokes about Shannon Shark.
Okay, Now, Shannon said that he wasn't mad at the jokes. I
mean, jokes is jokes. You called him, Manda called him gay.
Wendy Williams with the gym said cool, whatever, these are jokes, Yo.
That was an unnecessary stray to Wendy Williams. I got, I understood,
I understood it, but well apparently so he was like. Then he
said that Shannon Sharp had reached out to him to come on the show.
Right, that is where he kind of crossed the line. I guess,
because now you're lying on my name. I've never reached out to you.
I don't want you on my podcast or your fucking liar. So that was
what the beat was pretty much about. Okay, and China Sharp said,
if he see you, he don't put something on you. You know.
The crazy part is I believe that Shannon, even in all his fame and
glory, my nigga came to work. My nigga came to work with a
black and mile and a big ass bottle of here to see. I don't
trust that nigga as far as I'm on the minds and a yeat like,
bro, Like, did he ever win a ring? He never got a
ring? Did he? Yeah? Okay? So is his brother that didn't
get a ring? Okay? Sterling didn't get the ring and new Wyndom damn
sharp boys, what do he do that ship the crib? Yes he got
it, he got his own kanyak. You know what I'm saying. But
you think Doggy at the crib on Thanksgiving to just be walking around with his
ring go while Sterling over there nursing and knee You don't think you did that?
You think that could? I got a question for you. I don't
know, bro, he country Nigga. I don't think you rubbing in his
brother's face. If it was if it was a situation where it's like you
just didn't win, probably but his brother got hurt and had to retire.
You know we would do that though, especially if you just didn't win.
We would do that, bro. We would actually rub it at each other's
faces because we pause definitely speaking the money. Make sure I go check out
that last episode of hostually awkward. She took a break last week, She'll
be back. Let's say you get rich and famous, bro off this ship.
What's something that you will continue to eat no matter how rich you are?
Like? What actual foods? What I'm saying, because you know,
like when Clinton was president, brother would wake up every morning, go for
like a two mile jog and stop by the McDonald's and ship. Yeah,
I swear okay? Is that like is it specifically for food? Yeah?
Like what specific food McDonald's for real? You rich? You rich? You
gotta fucking chef. I still eat all that ship? Bro? Why because
it's what I like? Hold on what Jay though? Like, are we
talking strawberry? Are we talking great? Well, now that I'm rich,
we're doing all jams. You're jamming it up. You're not even doing yelly
with jams, straight preservatives, rich bitch rich jams. But now for real
though, even I feel like if a nigga walked out was like, all
right, town Fresh, buying all this ship death Fresh forever and the start
handling out checks. I'm still gonna do. I'm the type of niggas.
I think I will forget that I'm rich because I would still want to do
because I'm still a regular nigga. So you forget you rich, like you
smoking the finest of weeds, but you still ordering a twenty piece nugget from
McDonald Got a whole fucking chef in there, absolutely that can cut you little
nuggets. I could probably pay a little extra money back door all the tennis
shoes, but I'm a real nigga, so I'm still up at nine o'clock
in the morning pressing the fucking sin on the app because I'm I'm in lying
on the Sniggers app. I don't care about how much money you give me.
I don't think I would start doing rich nigga shit. I would still
want to go to Walmart for like the snacks. You's gonna be the famous
nigga in Walmart, because what the fuck is gonna really know me? You
famous nigga, You rich nigga. There's a lot of famous rich niggas that
nobody knows. You a flashy rich niggas. So niggas don't know who you
are if you have money, money money, and I'm not talking like a
thousand there. Now if I was like a millionaire, yeah, you still
going to Walmart? Yeah, dude, we just had this whole conversation about
the area. Nothing for big niggas. So you telling me you got a
custom made Taylor and you still to drive through at McDonald's. All right,
let me get a number ten with a large coat. Let me ask you
a real question. Do you or do you not like fucking chicken? I
do? All right? That so just either one day you got your chef
make you some chicken, and then one day we're going to fucking JJ's.
Chicken is chicken tong? It's okay here. I'm not upset about you going.
This is why I'm upset. I'm upset that, out of all the
places that I have seen you eat from, you too shitty ass McDonald's where
we don't even know if the nuggets is real chicken. That is why I'm
upset. I actually expected you to say Chinese food. But again, don't
I just say you are lying? You discipointed rich niggas. Don't catch me
on the late night at Chopsticks like what's happening? Let me get the center
fried rice. But that and I expect fucking said McDonald Nigga, you is
in a big body lane rover range rover g class ordered a fucking guitty piece,
went to Chick fil at the fifteen. At least he went to chick
for l a nigga. That's quality right there. Jesus, nigga, you're
trying to go on sixth and North Avenue because I'm around, niggah, probably
to Brooklyn. Like dog, I'm something disappointed life choice too, and I'm
gonna go to the guy and I'm gonna go to the McDonald's McDonald's in Brookfield.
Okay, I'm trying to think about I can't think of bottom's bottom all.
That's not even a McDonald's, bro. That's something else you've been in
that bitch that is that is that is they still got a plate land in
that bitch. Bro, Just saying, nigga's kind of swagen. It's so
disappointed in you had life choice. Shout out to everybody who's still eat peeb
and Jay's, because I randomly will go ahead and give me a peb and
Jake just because my babies are onto teller right now. My they have it's
rich nigga peanut butter and that's what I'm saying. New Teller is like a
step. It's like a step or two steps above peanut butter. Real,
Bro, they really be in here just pinky out eating a fuckingo tailor.
Sandwich and peanut butter is so advanced if you really go to like the whole
foods joints, that will ground you fresh peanut butter. Like when I worked
at Fresh Time, that was the ship getting us. Getting a couple of
fresh peanut butter was some some crisp apples. I'm just saying, they on
your ass, bro, talking about gonna get ribed on the wall like Lucky.
I'm here for it. I'm just thinking the last two niggas got air
and out, sent one nigga in to hide, and one nigga disappeared.
The girl left all the way to the West coast the city power struck.
You would change so fat. All I'm saying is no matter how much money,
I guess, no, we have to stop right here. Okay,
I get it. Macaroni and cheese is a fucking requirement in the black community.
But the fact that Kendo said she loves box mac and cheese, the
blue box only are you box maca. She got a lot. She can't
love box mac No, why not? No? Why? What's what's wrong?
Word preference? Everybody can't make sure from scratch, Bro, you ain't
gotta make it scratch no more. That's the crazy. If it's not from
scratch, it comes out of a bot. No, Bro, they gotta
do yards now. They got in the Macaean out of jars. Nigga,
you could get get better cheese qualities of what I'm saying, Bro, the
powder. No, I would rather eat the Bob Evans joints that come in
like the little microwave live choices. I love you like a sister, but
you do not bring no box mac and cheese over here. Bro. There's
more options, Bro, I don't even care if you go take five slices
of cheese laid on top of your and then melt it that way. No,
nigga, that's the that's do Rito, Dusty. That's why I love
you. That's wild. But so we we we uh. We hired a
few new people here at the Death Fresh. There's a lot of new shows
coming out. I'm not talking about I said the Death Fresh show t DR.
That's different me hiring people who you hired. I hired a media team,
and they they got some videos for us to watch today. Hire a
media team for those who are still sucking with me. We're gonna play a
few videos and then it is not it is. You got the dinosaurs on
your maca cheese? Heydu you got the dinosaurs? Thout. That's a real
question. This is real Qua poor people, we rich. We ain't poor
no more. That's what I'm saying. We're not poor no more. All
right, So what did what did you hire the production crew? When did
I hire? Yeah, like, when did you hire this? Launch this
truck? Because I would say, ain't nothing came through HR. Then again,
hrdet getting paid their first nights. I can work with that ship insurance.
Cool, well we got We're gonna start with my man's in the yellow
hat. What's just about? Let's watch this. Do just enough to not
get fired. Don't come in early, don't take on any extra work,
and keep doing that until they expect very little from you. After a while,
when you're ready, make a sudden drastic change. Start coming in early,
take work home, make a really good impression, and inevitably your boss
will ask you why the big change and you'll tell him that you've discovered you
can't have kids and you've realized you're going to have to get more life satisfaction
out of your career, so you're going to try really hard from now on.
He will be really impressed or she, and jobs often discriminate against women
who are going to start families anyway, So those two things combined mean they
will promote you without you even asking, and then you'll move up the company.
And the beauty of this is if you ever decide to have children,
it'll look like a medical miracle and nobody can really get angry at you for
that, so they'll all be really happy for you, and by then you'll
have moved too far up the company for them to fire you. Anyway,
your thoughts on how women you're promoting, because that's some crazy shit, right,
ladies in the comments, because I know if you y'all are here,
yeah, the numbers ain't going down, so I know we got a lot
of them that the person person that is insame that ship is very insane,
my god. So it looked like a medical miracle like that ship would work
in in in a white induced that you cannot have kids, so you need
to give more fulfillment job like it is. Okay, I don't I'm I'm
I'm a feminist, okay, because I'm always the definition of Actually, the
actual definition of a feminist is anybody who will supports a woman's right to to
do whatever she wants, you know, compression. So you're a supporter of
women. I'm supporter of women. A long story short, Okay. That
you know, if you want to get out here and do whatever the hell
men do, go for it. I'm not gonna treat you any differently though,
Like if you want to go out here and do construction work, just
like the rest of us, you too gotta lift these seventy five pounds bags
of cement. You don't get extra light work when we put you on the
easy job. Because you were women, you chose just life. You get
out here, you do exactly like everybody else do, and if you can't
make your quota, you get just like everybody else who can't make that quota.
All right, but I do admit women do have little little life sheet
codes. Okay them that is definitely break it, becod. I have to
be very careful about how I explained. First of all, say that about
weapon. Okay, I am a man, so I can never experience what
a period feels like or the ship y'all go through with it. I can
never experience childbirth. I could never experience cramping or anything of that nature that
y'all go through. But that is that the one life hack ish that y'all
can use at any discretion, and we never gonna question it, like I'm
not coming in today because I started my cycle, and we're gonna be like,
I get better leave alone whole time. You out daydreaming with your bitches.
You know what I'm saying. We're not asking any question. You can
say that. And then the fact that you can literally say, I just
found out I can't have kids, so I'm just gonna, you know,
dedicate myself to my career. And now you get promoted all the way up
to executive vice president and then pop out pregnant. We can't do that.
At that point in time, we probably forgot. That's the crazy part.
You You aren't it, but you get instant like, Okay, well she
gonna be here for a while. She ain't going nowhere. Guys, why
ladies, if you do this in twenty twenty four, I ain't mad at
you. Just don't do it if it's related to anything that's dealing with me,
Because if I find out that you line, I'm kicking that baby,
all right, the wallston in your stomach. I hate to say that.
I'm not gonna kick y'all ladies. I'm not gonna do I'm not gonna do
that, all right. So in other news, case closed on. Now
we don't we don't speak for all women. So we got this video right
here room. It's great. You asked to go to bashru. Where are
you, hi, Anthony? Are you unaware that your principles also have social
media? You know what? I'm not even going to blame you because you're
not the one who posted this. Your best friended and guess where it ended
up online for you page. First of all, pull your pants up,
I tell you every day, no one wants to see your underwear. Secondly,
when you asked to go to the restroom, you need to go straight
there and head right on back to class. You went, and you use
someone else's lunch number. Yeah, you didn't think I would notice you use
someone else's lunch number in order to get two lunches, and that student to
get to have lunch. That is completely unacceptable. And lastly, I saw
that Omar and Brandon were also on their phones. So guess what. All
three of you will receive the past in my office tomorrow. And one more
thing, mister Cook, how did you not notice that your student was out
of class for thirty minutes? You too, will receive the past in my
office tomorrow. So everybody, First of all, O Martin Brandy just called
a random ask strang. Everybody's in trouble day. Old Martin Brandy called a
nasty straight You know you wanna talk about fucking around and finding out? Like,
oh shit, this is why I love Black principles, bro, this
new age of life. Bro, Like, what do you mean My teacher
is a social media It's not just only on social fiata. Bro. She
came with the list of everybody. Bro, the teacher's in trouble. She's
had like six people on her office on Monday. Bro. Brandon and Omar
was on their phone. Gee, I don't even think that new was in
the video. They don't know this just happened, That's who I'm Brandon.
Omar just called Nashty straits. O. Mar don't know that this is gone
and The crazy part is I guarantee you, Oh, Mark just got his
phone back. Man, he probably just got off put like he just got
his phone back. I just got this back to hose Like now he got
to try to find all the holes he lost for that week. Because you
know, in high school to many, you don't talk to a girl for
twenty four hours, she'd have moved on. Hey, y'all gotta stop doing
that. Ladies they do that now in my thirties too. Don't don't talk
to a chick for a day. See if you don't get replaced. Look,
y'all wasn't even talking talking. Y'all was just talking. I don't know.
It's weird, hey man, they time is pressed. You got twenty
four hours to impress me. If you allow a two hour window for somebody
else to come in with a little bit more razzle dazzle than what you doing.
Sorry, man, god's just somebody getting you out the paint. Bro,
that'd be crazy, especially when you feel like you'd be working hard.
Like Bro, I'm really persistent on this little bit. You just sometimes you
gotta get confirmation. Are we working hard than a nigga who ain't he ain't
been in the game. He ain't play the game all year. See,
bro, that's when you got when you got to battle history, brother,
you gotta stay consistent, like you never win. Yo got a battle history.
That's why it's hard. Like I feel like I should be able to
ask chickens if they got like pre existing connections, like is there a nigga
in your past that you're still sucking with? Why don't you ask that?
I feel like that's the early date requirement question, because if there is,
like we get in this right now, you shouldn't end it, but you
would want to know, like who's my competition? You're none of any competition,
Just who you know you might be, who you got tied to?
Like how long ago was you and your ex broke up? Because that right
there can determine whether or not you all just gonna be friends and you still
get to know each other. But you should just you know, still stay
in communication because eventually, so like when she disappeared randomly, you just go
ahead and immediately assume they do that to us in a heart beat. That'd
be great they do that. It's so hard, you know what? Else,
Like while we on this subject, I start asking who you got an
emotional connection to that's not your child. You know, yesterday seemed to be
like boyfriend revealed that, yes, the draft season, i mean custom season
officially ended as of yesterday. I found out a lot of people that I
didn't know have boyfriends have boyfriends. That's crazy. Of course, you won't
know how you find out because that person. Okay, women have men that
entertain them all the time. Okay, open your phone. There's probably three
or four women that you just have casual conversations with. Maybe some of them
you may, you know, have a little bit more than casual conversations with.
But on the Day of Love that happens February fourteen, that woman will
reveal, out of all the people she has casual conversations with, who won
race. And how do you know that? Because she will reveal who she
got a gift from? Because three I know for in fact, I got
a homegirl who got three different bouquets of roses and flowers sent to her for
Love Day, and she only revealed one of them. Y'all imagine, and
it wasn't you. Definitely you'll be watching your you be watching that big story
like the motherfucker draft ticket going across the bar, or or I've seen them
do this and this. They will say that the flowers were from their babies,
or their kids got them Valentine's stuff or whatnot, because you know,
when you get them teenage children, occasionally they'll do nice stuff for their moms
or whatnot. Not often, but occasionally. So they'll get a whole set
of flowers from a dude who they don't even fuck with like that, but
this dude wanted to do something nice. So they'll say I got it from
kids to not to put it out there, but not to you know,
stop any prospects from coming through. Did you buy anybody anything? The girl's
got a lot of stuff. The girls always get stuff. I'll just buy
your kids stuff. Don't always get the kids stuff. All right, So
more from my crack media staff. Love these guys, So we'll go play
this video with the guy in the red hoodie. The ladies have brought out
the twenty twenty four Sassy List. Okay, fellas, so if you do
anything on this list, they're gonna call you sassy. Okay. So I
took all the comments that I wrote them down, all right. Here you
go. If you drink a lemon drop your sassy. Okay, if you're
gonna brush your sassy. If you argue back with her in any type of
way, your sassy. If you've seen a long paragraph, your sassy.
If you talk with your hands, your sassy. If you suck your teeth,
you sassy. If you have an office job sitting down all day,
your sassy. If you drop a toy or the Salora or Nissan since chet
she called you sassy. If you suck your teeth, you sassy. If
you close your refrigerator doing with your hips, you're sassy. If you have
a skincare routine, you're sassy. If you suck it on a lollipop in
broad daylight, you're sassy. If you look at yourself too long in a
mirror, you sassy. You're gonna be considered one of the homegirls who like
lady and yeah, even if you smoke a hookah. No, we're gonna
stop right here. I'm fifty fifty on this list. I'm fifty to fifty
on this list, and it's only because some of the things that they bring
up it is sassy behavior, like you sucking on the lollipop as a grown
ass man. Extra, yeah, I mean that's I can't. I don't.
I don't think that's sassy. That's a little more No no, no,
no, no, no no, because you know, sexuality is a
spectrum, so that doesn't necessarily make it in broad daylight. Bro, that's
saying you just outside on the stewp selling your crack cocaine with a lollipop in
your mouth, My nigga, I wouldn't still still sassy. Look have you
ever looked at a person while they're eating a lollipop? Exactly? You don't
feel comfortable enough. Look at that sass behavior. You see what I'm saying.
You see right there. You don't feel comfortable enough with your boys doing
it in your present. That's a sas behavior. Okay, definitely I agree
with him on that one. Ladies. And you see if your man is
doing that, I mean closing the defrigerator door with your hips, that's wild
because as niggas were supposed to use the bottom of our shoe anyway, kick
it with the side of the door or something like that. You're supposed to
use your ship. Hip checking niggas is wild. Fail, that's wild.
Works Lemon drops it. I don't know, I've had one just don't put
money in the little fancy as Marcheskie glass. Just give me a fucking regular
cup, my guy, give me a shot glass. You know what I'm
saying, standing little cup, I'm cool with that, and I'm not drinking
it with the little eddy bitty straw, and don't put the umbrella. I'm
just saying, you know what, Honestly, no, I let them have
that one, because what's the little drop? Just give me if I can
eliminade that, this was saying, I get you, you get you know
what? Take that back. Y'all can have that when you're assassy ass nigga
for that all right, long gass paragraph see that, That's what I'm saying,
long ass paragraph and skincare routines. Alright, that's not that. Women.
We gotta have self care too, Okay, every nigga ain't gotta be
an ashy ass nigga. Sometimes we like to make our skin look good.
You want us to look good, don't you You want look unless you like
drug dealing niggas named Tyrone. No, not gonna drug dealing niggas named Tyrone
who be out all day in the same pair of draws that he wore four
days in a row. But getting to a point, this nigga probably don't
have a skincare routine. He don't have ass wear routine exactly. But I've
seen videos where women are actually physically taking care of their man's skin. For
it's a whole video where a man is getting the face massage, his beard
is being oiled up. She trimming them up. She making this man look
good. If you want your man to look good, having a skincare routine
is not a bactic. It's not sassy, Okay, it's not. Matter
of fact, some of you women probably need to learn from men's skincare routine
because as you start to buy us gifts on Father's Day and shit like that,
you can stop buying us ties and socks that you know we're not gonna
wear, and you can start getting us healthcare chemicals and stuff for our beards
and our hair and our skin and shit like that. Or you know,
those little intimate moments when you want to cater to us because you and your
soft girl era, you could do our nails and rub our feets and shit
like that. We like shit like that, because we're gonna turn around and
do that for you if not give you whatever amount of money you need to
go to somebody else to do it for you at the end of the day.
Stop making us be some grimy ass niggas all the goddamn time. All
right now, this is the one that really pissed me the fuck off,
because twenty five years of my life have been this scenario. Office jobs.
Okay, you happen to work in a career field where you handle meat all
day because it's what you do. My guy, I'm sorry, it's the
life you live. I know that there are days where you come into work
and you be like I wouldn't mind sitting down all day. Sometimes it's in
Sometimes you'll higher up executives and CEOs and fortune five hundred people. Ain't they
working an office job. Ain't some of your most richest people in the world
working an office job. Use the niggas who have office jobs can probably cater
to you more often because they got stability, they got four on one ks,
they got vacation time. Bill Gates's We're just fuck and I'm not gonna
lie to you. If having an office job make me sassy, fuck you
bitch, because I'm not gonna be sassy. Just fuck you bitch, all
right, but there's some other things on that list that really like the long
paragraph. Like you said, so you all want us to express ourselves,
let us express ourselves. Sometimes we gotta get that shit out of the text
message because if I say that to you and your face, bitch, I
might choke you. You know what I'm saying. So I'm sparing your life
in jail time. So just let me get this long gass paragraph off,
and probably once I said it, I might be done. Sometimes you gotta
be I don't like that word. That's I think it's more so we put
a negative connotation on that strawberry shortcake flavor. Blowing in the hookah lounge,
your sassy ladies, what the hell come you? Okay, I've never approved
the hookah like. And the craziest part is some of your your big names
in the city of Milwaukee, not only do they smoke hookahs, they own
hookah lounges. They they own hookahs shops and shit like that. But I
just sucking on the end of a straw and blowing smoke out just does not
sit right in my spirit. A hookah pin or vat pin cool, It's
I mean, you know, I'm okay with that because it's still no bigger
than a cigarette or blunt anyway, but a full blown bro you lounging on
the couch looking like the fucking chest cat from the Wizard of Oz. It
just bothers me. My guy, I don't care how fancy you. I
don't care if you make it out of a Henny Sea bottle, out of
a Tito's bottle, or you don't care. It's just doesn't sit right with
me. You can do what you won't. I'm not gonna judge you as
a human being. I'm not judging. That's just not my bag. Like
all, it's just not my bag, what I mean? So what's going
on? Ship? Shout out to Crystal ship. She's no longer a sheirman
Phoenix. So if you guys still need your print nees, guess what.
She's actually located on the East Side over at a Bishop m k E.
Which is a beautiful spot, or about the Walmart one plans on the still
shop while he's still and the way the world is going, that's only Walmart
we're gonna have. It's funny how motherfucker's just pegged me to walk into ghetto
like, I don't shop in the ghetto now, and I'm not rich.
I'm just saying, Bro, you said you going to Walmarket shopped out in
the white folks line. But either way it goes mam. Go check her
out, Go go see her, dame, were you gonna she do phenomenal
work. I swear to God, like if I if I could afford her,
I would hire her as my full time uh content creator. I cannot
afford her. Bro, You know I said I can't afford her because I
would not cheat her on anything. I would give her whatever she asks for.
That's too much woman for you, my guy. I will try.
That is a that is a Chicago woman like that now, that is a
Chicago woman that she she brewed for real. Dope boys don't know. I
don't have a cat that she she can walk through, oh block and niggas
run from her. Uh. She light skinned, that's your downfall, big
ts and light skinned women is your downfall. And she's smart. She's very
intelligent, it's funny, has a very affectionate laugh. Do you see where
my infectuation comes from? And I know where it comes from. I'm just
giving you a warning. She break you brou she gonna have you with a
smoking hookah. Now that what have I? He's like, I'm coming soon
one day. You know what, bro fuck that we pull up on her.
We ain't been on location in a minute. We're gonna pull up on
her. It's a random. So for all of the sassy lists, my
Cracked media staff, they found the rebuttal. So so we have the masculine
list, ladies. We got the list about what makes a man sassy.
We heard y'all out. Now the fellas are saying, well, you make
a list about what makes a woman masculine? Okay, so I got it
right here. This is what the fellas is saying. That makes y'all masking.
Number one, If you have more than three brothers, you're masking.
You wanna do a handshake right there on the spot. If you wreck out
a warehouse, you lifting boxes fifty pounds, you mask him. If you
play the video game you know Call of Duty better than us, you're asking.
If you listen to trap music, drill music, you know new songs
coming out with what we do, you're mask them. If you gamble on
FanDuel, how are you making money? Then that's on there. What's going
on? How do you know that masking? If you drive with the seat
leaned back, one hand in the stand wheel, you just cruise him through
the city, you're masking. If you wear Timblin boots, you masking.
If you're a CEO, are wrecking in jail your mask If you ever been
in jail, you're masculoss is. Why was you get in there? Short?
But if you nuher's got more bruises than his, you're masking him.
You've been fighting too much. If you be at a dice game, cumping
down, really getting busy, you're maskling. If you're right at Walmart,
waffle house, you're asking those type of jobs you usually gotta fight. That's
the list, That's what the guys been talking about. That's to make a
woman maskline hand. How you how you feel about this list, bro?
Because some of that's your valid. So I have a confession. She got
more than three brothers, No, I gotta confession ship checks off about three
or four of that list. Bro, I'm not gonna tell you what now
you have to you have to I can't tell you what he checks off about
three or four things on that list? Well, I mean you never telling
me she's just from Chicago. That's what I'm saying. So that's already.
See she's like, damn it, but okay, but you're beautiful. The
olive pass online, you see, And that's the mistake that we make as
men. You know what I'm saying. Mistake we make. But I don't
know like that. That list is actually other than the three or four brothers
because I know some very feminine women who got three or four brothers. They
just over protected. So if you're not ready for that, there is a
life. Your friend Christal she works at Amazon? Is she masculine to you?
Crazy Crystal, the one that was on the show. Does she work
at Amazon? Is she masculine? You see what I'm saying. It's questionable.
But that go back to my point. If you want to do,
if you want to do these manly jobs, you gotta get out here and
do this manly work. I don't want to date. Handshake Rotha works at
the warehouse? Is she masculine to you? Yes? That's only because she's
heavy handed, very raw. You want to date the girl knows? Ain't
No, that's half in Milwaukee. I know, I know do physical labor
often. See that's one of she definitely listened to trap music. Drill.
There's a lot of chicks that we deal with that listen to trap music.
Okay with that, because I listened, I definitely want you, but drill
music one drill music today. All right. So when I was, when
I was, when I was working that spectrum, my my team that I
started with all young Okay, I'm talking like under thirty two were younger.
We're going out to eat, right, do niggas off because I had a
little Dirk play, which is cool. A forty five year old man that
likes Dirk's music and can throw anybody off. Hell, I thought myself off
sometimes, okay, all my life. No, it wasn't even that nigga.
Trap music, trap crying stories and ship like that with vone. You
know what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying, throw people off.
But they knew all the words and scared me. No, no, and
threw them off that I knew it because at first they thought I just turned
it on because I'm trying to cater to the younger crowd. Not nigga.
You really listen to this ship? Yes I do. This is the life
I live. It's music out here, life we live till you're telling me
you couldn't. You couldn't have a chick from the streets. How far in
the streets has she been? Her brothers were d boys? Nope, why
not? She not about that life her brothers were. Yeah, but I
don't want your brothers think I'm active, funny because I just choose not to
associate myself with people like y'all. They already know you not one of them
because you not from around. As long as you not from sixty third,
you good? What do you mean I'm not from around where, I'm not
from day Block? Yes, because just because I don't do street nigga shit.
Tone do to where you live. I'm a nigga from the block.
I just don't do street niggas shit. I'm saying, as long as they
would already know you not about that life though. See like if you not
from I stay on the South Side, okay, but you're still a nigga
from dying back. I'm still I'm still a nigga from Ted So I could
come down there. Niggas would be like, yo, ton, will you
good down here? Because I know what to do and what not to do.
I'm not a funny. Now, if I bring a nigga from the
South Side down there, they gonna question him because if I don't VOS for
him, We're gonna question this nigga because he don't know how to move over
here. You know how to move. You might not be moving to wait
with them, but you know how to move in this area. See the
difference, so they might still let you slide. Also with your intentions with
his sister, how honest are you gonna be? Like, Yo, Pam,
how honest you're gonna be? So you're gonna be like I want to
you. I like your sister. I want to get to know her better.
Sound like wise, So you want to fuck with my sister? My
guy, you're trying to fuck my sister. But I'm just saying getting to
know her. You're trying to fuck her, right like? So you you're
telling me, you well what you want to know about her, because I
can tell you everything you need to know about it, what you want to
get to know about it. I can tell you this is my sister,
Nigga. I know her longer than you have. Nigga, you can't tell
I can tell you everything you need to know about myself. You're trying to
fuck with my sister. My nigga, I didn't say that, said I'm
trying to get to know yours. Why you couldn't. You ain't ready for
that. You can't take no tri Look fair, I ain't trying to suck
your your sister trying to suck me, first of all. Second, I
didn't say that. I wasn't trying to you know whatever. See, I
know almost all the gang Handley. See why do you know stuff like that?
She's from Chicago, nigga. You gotta know it to know how to
move around. You went to South Division, I did, Okay, you
knew what Mexicans that you could couldn't be cool with. Facts that don't don't
mean that you was out here doing all this stuff with them. But you
just knew. Carlos is over there. That's Carlos Crew. You could talk
to Carlos about shoes, but that's it. One of Miguel, of them,
they don't even talk to them, nigga, because they just be on
some wild shit. Hector over here, he cool, he like video games,
he like anime. But you can't go by Hector house. You smart
enough to know all that. You will never talk to Carlos and the hector
at the exact same time, because if Carlos and Hector is in the same
space, it ain't safe for you. You see what I'm saying. So
that's the same way I feel when it comes to things like hand shake,
because just because you know him don't mean you do them. You just know.
Okay, that's the vice lord hands fact. So if I'm out and
I see it, I know where I'm at. You know where you at?
Y'all shake up like that on this side. I know where we're at
going this way, cause you know a lot of cities. See, she
grew up with the block. Her village included all walks a lot, so
you just when you've seen certain people in certain and you know what, all
gangs don't beef on site either. Dog, there's some people that's got a
safe space. There's a safe space. We all could come here. It's
a safe space, but you just don't. Don't. Don't bump your chest.
I feel like I learned. I learned a lot of that ship just
navigating through like high school exactly. That's the point improving. You can't always
just assume I learned how to. I mean, but I will risk it
all for that. I might I walk through oh block water. We're gonna
take princeures that the camerea the color. She want to walk through block too?
Yes, first of all, I don't think she's gonna take you there,
But would you if you gotta come? If if her car break down
and she called you from oh Block? I mean, I'm not I'm not
a threatening individual, and I'm pretty sure I would be good you big nigga.
By the fault, nigga, you're threatening individual. Don't ask me where
I'm from. They go ask you where are you from? It out now,
I'm good from my guy. Man. I'm just over here because my
cubs over here. Who's your cubs? Bro? Man, it's over there,
Brad. I'm just I'm just oping here, Nicks, where do we
at? But so, but before we get into our final topic of the
evening, we have one more video from our media staff team to play,
and it has little Jonathan in it. He's just part of Yeah it was
you know, Yeah, it was originally recorded on freakingly whoa. Yeah,
so we originally that was the original. Yeah, it was on that track.
That's what it was written to, and that's what ush're saying the vocals
to was that bee, But we didn't know that PD Pablo used the track.
See what happened was I was in the studio. I used to go
in the studio for record companies. They'll put me in the studio for a
week. I do as many beats as I can, and then they take
the beats and they go get them to the artist. That set of beats
I did in that session were for Mystical. Freakingly beat was given to Mystical,
but Musical didn't hear it right, so the label took it, gave
it the pet Pablo shout out to my boy CEO. He wrote the hook
with PD Wow, and they went him. I didn't even know that they
did a song. They went and cut it, recorded it, done,
mixed it. You know, I didn't even create it to beat. We
only knew after we recorded. Yeah, because La Reed was in Miami for
Christmas and the radio station was playing the instrumental in talking over it, so
he called Jermaine Dupree, and Jermaine called me on three Way and La was
cursing us out, like why the hell are they playing this usher record in
Miami right now blah blah blah. I was like, I don't know what's
going on in that found out then that Pete Pablo used to be, so
like PD Pablo doesn't want to let us cheep the beat. He's he had
it first. We gotta let it go. So I don't think it's gonna
be that big. So instead of doing a whole new beat for us here,
I'm just gonna take off the music and use the same drums and just
play new music on top. There are DJs right now that are like,
that is the ultimate fade, you know what I mean? That's what And
people always like why the beat sound because it's the same exact drums, exactly
the same drums. So we ended up playing going in the studio and playing
the keyboards, playing music to match the vocal. And I think it's a
better song because of the way it is now than what it was originally.
So yeah, I mean, can we get it? Can we anybody else?
Just right? I just feel like, brother, that's it's insane,
all right. This is why I love music. That's an interesting story.
This is why I love music, because when you find out the history behind
something, it sometimes hit a little bit differently. I would have never thought
that they recorded yeah to the freakingly beat first. It makes sense though,
yeah, like when you listen to like both of the songs, like if
you a DJ, that's a real smooth, easy transition into songs. It
makes sense not you know, I always like music when you mix it up
and you give me something different off of it. And the fact that I
know that it's supposed to be pet song and then it ended up being this.
It's supposed to be USh your song became pet song. Ben. They
also let you know that record labels ain't ship well, yeah, like what's
I used to like used to do that, like he would sell a lot
of artists do that. He would go in and sing a bunch of hooks
over these beats and then like the label would just send them ships out.
I mean artists do that too, because Tommy told me one day, I
don't know, maybe did talk something show or with the off air conversation,
how people would come in and Tommy will record them and record their vocals and
they'll just come through and do like seven eight nine different vocals and then just
sell they track. They they verse for like three fifty four hundred dollars.
So there's this song that would have an artist on there will be liked.
How you get you know, ty Lib on your track? Oh, I
just bought the lyrics. I just bought the vocal, the verse. You're
just bought the verse. I'm just like, cool, we're here, and
it's like, so I've been sitting here listening to all these underground artists because
I'm chasing all these ty live features. Ty Lib don't even know who the
fuck you is. He just sold you just sold some ship and literally music
is cutting past now pretty much like but so because I me finding that little
John story on TikTok, I was like, that would be like the perfect
segue into did you watch the super Bowl on Sunday? The Super Bowl watched
me because, like I was telling my sister, the Eagles wasn't in it.
I checked the funk out, so I don't even know who was there
until it was there, but I knew who was there. We got to
stop giving Taylor Swift beef pause, like, what are you pausing that for
beef? You wouldn't you would knock that out. She definitely looked like she
ate no, but that a lot time. That's what she said that,
but but I did. I was watching it. I was not caring.
I had it on while I was playing Call of Duty. And then seven
point thirty on the dot that was in the drop top in the street,
and Super Bowl halftime show began. I don't know why people don't know how
to do the math like, No matter what, the halftime show was always
going to be at a precise time, and I watched it. Usher gave
us fifteen minutes of greatness. Yes he did. And I joked about this,
but after I go back and look at us exactly what he did.
He gave us just enough of each song that if we decided to play the
video in full on Facebook, we would not get flagged. It was just
short enough. Every song was just enough of it. But I gotta give
him credit because it was a performance. I don't know what niggas expected out
of a man who only gets like right like, but it was a performance,
and he had a lot going on in there, and it was it
was He's a performer. He changed clothes somehow in the middle of this fish
team minutes. Uh, he had a nice little star. So the cast,
the big ass red piano came out of nowhere. That was a big
ass piano big as and me being a shoe guy. These people in the
shoe guys. I saw the shoes, the custom Jordans, the Usher Jordans
was pretty nice. Don't give us those Nikes. We don't want them.
People will get those. You may not buy them, somebody will buy them.
You gotta understand one. You're a shoe collector, right, I mean
as a shoe collector, yes, But but I was gonna say, but
if you collect the shoes, get the ones usher Ward. Oh I didn't
say, but there's still somebody gonna collect them. Think about a true shoe
kind of sower are gonna try to get Usher's exact shoe, But then they're
gonna turn around and get two or three more the copies of the Nike versions
and then sell them on stock X. So those niggas who can't afford to
get the actual Usher version but they still want them, might not make a
little money off of it. That's actually how the shoot game works. Out
of ten, what did you give his half time performance? Uh? You
know what, bruh, I'll give it a nine, give it an The
only reason why is, oh, it could have been a little longer game.
If we was able to give me five more minutes, I think we
wouldn't. It would have been a perfect lift. That's if he could have
been a little longer. That's nuts. Five more minutes. Sometimes five more
minutes. Sometimes the nigga just need five more minutes. I have to remind
myself. I have to remind myself every single time I see her, how
far her is. Yes, I was like, I just stupid moment for
a minute when she came out. I was like, who is this?
You know, no matter who she is? No, no, you know
what's crazy? I have. My stupid moment was not who is this?
But I was like, god damn she getting her ship off on his guitar.
And then I went back and realized that was her. I was like,
that's her, ain't it? She was like yeah. I was like,
okay, cool, yeah, because I was more so mess marize because
she's very good with instruments period. Then she has a great voice. He
has a beautiful look. I also have to remember she young as shit,
so so she definitely I love that moment. But but okay, I don't
care how y'all try to clean this up? Okay, Usher Raymond is a
motherfucking menace to society. Okay, chill, she gotta fucking I got it,
Chill, bro, Like my god, this is starting to become a
pattern. Is like that's the section about it. And at this point in
time, he did no national television see happening at his his his Vegas residency
is one thing. We don't see it though, But now the national television
grabbed this married woman's asd like, well, you all up on her like
halftime halftime show, like you not watching the rest of the show. You're
finna go in the back and bang her out on this piano like that,
You're finna tickle her ivories and then looking they gave each other, didn't make
it no better? Like this ain't nothing new Swiss understands it is the memes
the next day made it work. Everybody on the internet talking about they performers
and they do this and like look, okay, we get it. It's
a job. But these but these jokes is coming just like he will at
no point in time. Is you're gonna stand behind my girlfriend, hung her
from the back and then rock with it like back and forth, like what
you all usher like broke bro you dry hup with my girl on national television.
What I'm saying like this is not okay. You are on the biggest
stage in the world, not Tittygate, but it's still and you grabbed her
ass with this Michael Jackson glove on. It's still a gregious and you sang
to her and you called it your booth. You lovingly looked her in the
eyes. Started when when y'all was younger, you were mine. Oh that's
crazy, got to relax. And again this is and then he just got
married. It's the fact that Swiss responded like Broer, they performed chill out,
get your hands off, wife, get your hands off my wife.
Wife. All I'm saying is Usher is a fucking super villain and we allow
with the have try. She slapped his hands away, so fu fast.
Person of all, you don't touch the queen. You know, you don't
tell no, no, she touches you, you don't touch her, get
your hands off. That the fuck is wrong with you? My guy,
Monette does not appreciate that Kiki told you no. Well, actually no,
Kiki got her broken up. And only for the husband, only for the
husbands slash boyfriend slash baby daddy slash number in my phone. Nigga got demoted
so bad, so fast, your fun bro kill out. You're not.
The difference is is swissen and and Keys is on the same level of usher.
So you can make these comments and we go understand nigga, you we
don't know who you are. You only exist because you got lucky and knocked
up the chick that most niggas ran home to watch on TV after school.
I was watching True Jackson. I was watching. I wasn't into her,
but I was watching True Jackson too. That's how I realized Kiki Palmer is
the same person and everything she do because everything she do I only see True
Jackson. But that's not the point right here. You didn't you You were
not at a level strong enough to be able to stand on what you tried
to say. All right, us, you'd have been a villain. Cody
got the ship slapped out of Monique being messy, But who fucking cares?
Shannon? Oh yeah, I heard they piece it up, so it ain't
gonna be no beef because All Star Weekend is in Indiana and Mike Gps was
gonna get on sharp as I don't think you would go whatever. They pieced
it up, so it ain't no real They pieced it up because it's what's
best for business, because the word if the word got out that them nigga
squabbled, it's it's gonna look bad for both of them because if Mike Apps
loses the Shanny Sharp, oh these jokes gonna fly. But if Shanny Sharp
losing to Mike Epps, oh, these jokes gonna fly absolutely, So somebody
got to talk about it. So it's best for business to just leave it
alone. It be course, before we leave Beyonce in the middle of Super
Bowl, drop two pack country Yo, Country country music? Okay, country
music? Where do you have it? Where y'all at? They fucked with
it because it's shocked to number one already. Yes, nigga, but the
more hours Okay. First of all, First of all, I don't know
what be going on in her head, but at this point in time,
she gotta be bored when it comes to making music. Then the reason why
I say she gotta be bored because she just out here making music in lanes
she don't even belong again, say that The Renaissance was a three part album.
As she said, the first part was the dance album, which is
disco. The second part, or the next two parts. One is gonna
be R and B, then one is gonna be country. Everybody assume was
gonna get the R and B portion first, they would get the country music
last. I'm not mad at her, but this has proved that you gotta
be You either so deep in your music bag that you got more tracks just
laying around with nothing to do, like Tupac, or you bored and you're
trying to find new ways to feel alive again, much like terrible human being.
That's what cocaine. That's right, there's right there. Do it,
Brock, do it what you're gonna do? LSD, the fuck pop pills?
All right, one more cocaine like a regular fucking adult. So I
went to the game to be a rich nigga. Anyway, do a rich
nigga drug. I went to the gas station about an hour ago because I
needed some weed. Cigars can't buy weed for the gas station. I mean
you could, but I wouldn't. So that's not the point of the story.
I Transferrichard. I don't want to know Richard, the nigga that said
weed by the gas trust. That is fucking insane. I'm sorry, but
it's not even that dog. I still want to know where in the world
how else to correlate How did we get here that a nigga named Richard Dawson
is actually named Dick Dawson. That's crazy but terrible. Homeless people are like
begging lass. Niggas gotta find new ways to say thank you, Like whatever
happened to just saying thank you? No man, they gotta bless you.
So as I was walking to the guys, as I walk up, dude
was like he was leaving, so it was crossing paths and he was like,
he yo, my god, you got like fifty cent on you.
So I'm like, no, I don't have fifty cent. I had a
whole dollar. So I got him a dollar, okay activities and he was
like thank you, my man, and then like, as I was like,
you know, no problem, bro, he stops me again and was
like you do rollers wow? If you have drugs to sell me, why
do you need a dollar? Because why are you just not selling your drugs?
Why why did you think it was okay to offer me ecstasy pills?
Because I looked out for you and gave you a whole dout. You could
thank you, thank you, my man, and keep it moving, bro,
because you missed, you missed a gem I dropped earlier. The first
hit is always free. No, so if he gives you this pill and
you take it, the next time you come around, you know he got
X, now he's gonna sell it to you. Herst hits always free.
I don't want any drugs an you never try to ex before I have.
I have. It definitely puts you on the level with your female and never
think but no. Ecstasy actually works differently on everybody. Some people are extra
freaky, some people are extra paranoid. Some people are stuck uh, some
people aren't too fast. It hits everybody differently. I don't want to be
too I don't want to be too slow, none of us. You just
gotta learn how to ride your high. I know how to ride that high.
Riding the high, Nigga, you smoke weed. That's not a pall
moment for a weed smoker. Do you not know when your level? Like
I'm high and why I'm too high? Same thing with that. The only
difference is that you can smoke your way up to it. Your pill will
just top floor that's great. Taking something that's an expressive way to the top
floor is insane. Sometimes niggas just wanna be Sometimes you do. Okay,
we have to crib chilling. Okay, we're getting invited to a party.
Party starts in about two hours. Can't get a hold of your weed,
man, But you know you got this pill real quick. But pop this
pill, hit the shower, get dressed, put my gear on. By
time it's time to head to this party. I am high. I am
a great time. Okay. I don't smell like weed. My clothes don't
smell like bunk. I ain't gotta worry about cigar reminisces all over the place.
I'm good. And depending on when I popped that pill, because let's
just say I popped it four hours ago, I'm coming down a little bit
while I done rolled it enough that I can control what's going on. I'm
not tripping that there's an old nigga in the corner glowing. That's just part
of the experience. I'm cool. You coming to the party too, you
know. Elmert Let's roll asks him why he glowing? I don't know why
he glowing? He good, he chose to glow he could turn it on
and off. He chose the glow today because we're going to the party.
I don't know who this nigga is, but he here. I'm not gonna
leave him at home. He too likes to have a good time. He
lit. He's actually my high meter because as he starts to dim out,
that means I'm coming down. Actually, not even being funny, though it
would be, and we should make it, but be honest with you seeing
sound because that's I was. I was on an ecstasy pill when I did
this. That's how I knew how high I was, because how bright the
noise was, and as it got darker, that's how I knew I was
coming off. You have you ever been so high when you walk in the
room, It's like, oh my god, it's fucking bright. It's helling
here because you got your pupils are like dilated, so everything's coming here.
That's literally the noise is too broad. You hear the base. I literally
sat by one of the big ass floor speakers one time and just watch the
sound come out the speakers. Another reason why I don't date white girls no
more either. I like to thank everybody for tuning into this episode. Of
the Death thresh Show. I am happy to be your weekly dose of fun
shit, because that's exactly what these episodes be. It would be weekly doses
of fun ship, and I'm here to provide a fake. So I appreciate
all y'all for coming to hang out with me and our forty. That's cool
with Kevin, Kevin Love. You know what I'm to find my ecstasy man,
a popular pillow for Kayless party. You'll be at my fucking dank like
Alex right when I swerve, when iut drive, when I swerve when I
drive you no, no, no, we are all in here.