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Super grumpy grumpy up because grumple up. I guess hello you guys, welcome

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to Laura Kane After Dark. Hi. We're going on our fifth year doing

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this podcast, and it's because of
you, guys. I'm already sick of

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it. I know you've been with
us a year in like three days,

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no year in a couple of weeks. Yeah, and you're gonna be with

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us this time next year. And
maybe maybe that's producer Brian by the way,

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Eric rib Or my co host.
I possibly you'll be working this whole

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fifth year for free. Maybe,
or maybe I'll just quit the week after

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Kanis comes. Oh, she would
lose her don't please, don't ever do

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that, and you could rehire me
for my original part. I'm kidding.

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I will. I'll stick to my
word. I will come haunt you.

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You already haunt me. We're talking
about God already do I text message comes

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in from him from me, and
I know he's like, oh, God

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of the night. I know totally. I texted you like midnight the other

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night, but I knew you'd be
awake. I should have not responded,

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I know, but you did.
But everybody he couldn't talk to me because

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everybody else in the house was asleep. Yeah, it was midnight. I

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know, I know, I know. So we're gonna have my daughter,

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Evan Elizabeth on the show with us
tonight. Yeah, because she leaves on

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said her day, she goes back
to New York City. You do know,

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Evan, what that means for me? What does that mean? She's

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not on yet, But what it
means that I'm gonna have to pay more

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attention to me. Yes, that's
exactly what that means, because both of

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my babies the nightmare right and I
think this time is going to be worse.

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Why because I hope not. I
just think it is. I'm really

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sad. We had such a fun
summer that it's gonna really be hard to

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be without her. Evan, you
should probably pack your bags and leave in

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the middle of the night. Didn't
stop it and just leave like a note

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on her pillow. Now be quiet. We're able to go take her out

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to do more fun things now,
like the movies with they She'll go to

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the bathroom for the entire thing Instagram, or we could go we could go

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see talk to me year. Do
you want to go see? Well,

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let's wait till she comes on we'll
ask her all these questions we need to

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talk about. We need to talk
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with the show. And one of
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and my Megan Route. Our Megan
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your hand every step of the way. Megan, I know this is well,

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it might work. Laura's not looking
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over and get rid of some of
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I would love to buy this place, wouldn't that be cool? Gosh?

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a fine She just you know what. It would probably take me like a

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year to get my finances in order, and she will stick with me that

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long. She's stick She is stuck
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think in a year you can get
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house. Don't challenge me, Brian. Oh boy, that's all she needed

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to hear. No, actually,
or do you need to hear this?

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What do you think, Eric?
I think she could do it if she

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puts her mind to it. Thank
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Then after a year after that,
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watch every single night on YouTube.
Where's the money from? Where is it?

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It's coming? Man? In a
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timeline. You're right. It happens
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to you and when you are probably
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no plastic down there. And as
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Oh she was. She was a
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right. She was perfect when she
was born and she still is. She

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still is. Come on down,
Evan, Elizabeth Kane, Evan can this

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is your life? How's it going? I'm doing good, you know,

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I'm just watching this podcast my living
room. What's going on? I know?

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Is it is it weird to have
all this stuff up in your living

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room? I mean, when you're
when you have friends over are you?

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Are you a little and various or
a little shot? Look at this wall,

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Like, look at this wall,
guys. This is like right when

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you walked into my house. This
is what you see. Do you ever

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walk down and see me and just
go wow, I can't believe you're in

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my living room every time? She
lives Uncle Eric every day. Yeah,

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it's true. I wanted to have
Evan on because she leaves for New York

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City fort years on Saturday, Saturday. Now I'm packing right now in my

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room. Evan, tell me your
goals for this second year of college.

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Okay, I know you have,
you have things have changed, you still

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want to need many goals, but
one of them is I'm okay, I

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want to get in a show this
year. But if I don't, that's

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okay, because I really just want
to soak up as much as I can

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from the acting classes that I have
this year, because they're really good professors

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and last year I had really good
professors too, and I just want to

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go all in this year like I
did last year. She Yeah, she

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was one of you freshman or the
only freshman cast in a studio show,

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one of a few. Yeah,
so it was a pretty big deal.

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She's good and she now she wants
to what else do you want to do?

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Oh, well, you're just gonna
be I know I wanted to.

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I want you to say it.
I'm doing some songwriting, so I'm going

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to get a few of my musician
friends to help me nice backing for some

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of my lyrics, and then we're
going to produce. Oh, Brian,

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let me tell you a story.
No, I'm gonna tell you a story.

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No, this is not about this. This is not about the music.

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I just thought of something that you
need to know. Oh, I'll

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be the judge of that. So
Brian has access to my YouTube all my

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TC's what I see on YouTube,
so he knows what I watch and the

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things that I look up. So
he knows that I watched those sleep meditation

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manifestation videos every night. I love
those. Thank you. No no,

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no, no, no, Brian, no no no, what I don't

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matter. That's fine, Evan,
Like I want to say. A month

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ago, was twenty fifth on the
list to get a dorm room. She

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she didn't have housing basically, so
she was worried. I said, don't

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worry. A lot of times people
fall off and let me guess you found

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a YouTube video on manifesting dorm room
no No, But in my sleep meditation

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manifestation, one of the things I
was focusing on was Evan's school, Fordham

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University. Let this may please,
let this be a seamless process this year.

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Well, the next day she finds
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Hold on. That's worse. Hold
on, hold on, manifesting,

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Actually you have the negative impact.
Hold on. Just wait, Ryan,

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I'm waiting listening. So I said, that is not That doesn't seem right,

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that you go from twenty fifth to
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We're gonna make a phone call.
So we did. We called them,

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and this woman was on the line
and she was like, hello,

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I'm gonna put you on hold.
She put me on. Yeah. I

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didn't even say my name yet in
the call at all, Like she didn't

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even know. I didn't even say
my four to my d number. She

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knew nothing. And then this man
gets on the phone and he's like is

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this Evan And I was like yes, and he's like, we've opened up

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a graduate housing house for you,
apartment in New York, And we were

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like, what from twenty fifth to
seventy fourth to having a brand like almost

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a brand new apartment she got housing. Wow, what's a great question,

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did you there's no question. It's
the phone that you worked with me.

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No, I'm sorry, Eric.
We also wrote a letter. Oh I

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wonder it could be the end of
the other things besides you vaguely dreaming in

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your sleep about how it's a bummer
Brian manifestation takes on. There's many parts

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to it. You don't just think
and wish. How would you wait?

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How do you know this? Because
there's no science behind this, there's no

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formal anything. You have never watched
the things that I've watched. What have

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you watched? And where did they
get their information from? These are just

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people that, actually, you know
what, I made it up. I

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don't feel like arguing about this.
I'm saying it worked. I don't like

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it. One mommy and daddy fight. Yes, we wrote a letter because

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I wanted them to know just how
much how important Fordham was to Evan.

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Let me how much she learned from
them my circumstances and boy, let me

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let me present a simple dichotomy that
was too many see how okay okay?

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In college, I shouldn't have you. Let me present a two simple outcomes,

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or two solutions to an outcome.
One is that you had a dream.

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We'll listen to a YouTube video and
we're thinking about her getting housing,

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and magic happened in the universe unexplained
by anything including you, thank you,

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or be the physical letter that you
sent outlining the problem maybe had an impact.

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If I had to choose between which
one of those had an effect,

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it definitely would not be the dreams
you had. See what I do with

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She's gonna fly right over the table. See the negativity, and I have

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to deal with the punitive, ridiculousness
nature of his words to me. I

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know, see, I know you
put it this way. If you are

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relying on manifestation for more serious things
in life, let's say money, you

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wouldn't all right if you leave manifestation. You should quit all your jobs right

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now and just manifest full time so
it'll happen faster. You gotta put in

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the work. You gotta put in
the work. But if you have to

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put in the work, then it's
not manifesting Jack, it's just you putting

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in the work. But if you're
manifesting it, you're putting your entire minds

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energy on that thing. Therefore,
you already yourself, you're already. We

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have a word for It's called focus. It's called focus on. Can I

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go home? No? I know
right now, Evan's getting into the crystal

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move on. Yeah. I even
bought him a negative I bought him a

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negativity crystal bracelet, and he has
any more on it. I have I

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work for a weekend. There was
no difference. All right, Look,

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I am glad you got into the
graduate housing. I just don't think you

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had anything to do with Laura's dreams. You know videos. You know what,

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Evan? I believe in magic and
some people don't. So whatever believe

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Oh no, it's just just no, no, no, no, just

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the magic, just magic in life? What magic? Just glorious things happen

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sometimes. Is this a religious thing
or is it? No? But now

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you're boring Eric because now he's doing
his typical hair over. Eric. Do

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you have a host chat or are
we going to play a game? No?

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I do have a quick host chat? Yeahs do your host chats are

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durable? Luck? Eric does this
with we all show YouTube might as well.

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Eric does this every woman in his
life. He does the hair,

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the hair over. I know you're
not You're not unique, Evan. You

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have the best though too. I'm
number three. Maybe you could manifest number

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two? All right? Moving on? Oh my god, I'm starting to

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sweat. Moving on. Okay,
okay, what's your host? Jet?

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And Evan's going to stay with this
because we're gonna play a game what Saturday

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night I went and saw Patti LaBelle? Do you even know who that is?

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Brian? Let me get manifested for
about it for a little bit and

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I'll let you know. No,
no, okay, and Gladys Knight at

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the Rady Shell. Do you know
who that is? Brian? Gladys Knight

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in No? Oh? No?
How was the show? It was awesome?

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The best part was I guess,
I don't know if it's part of

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pat I've always wanted to see Patti
LaBelle and I've never had a chance to

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hear, and now I did and
it was worth everybody because she sprained her

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ankle like a couple of nights before, so like forty five minutes into her

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concert, She's like, okay,
I'm done by and just leaves. Wait

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who is this Patty Lebow? She
was really like my ankle hurt. She's

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a singer, she's a musician.
Decade the eighties, well, no,

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because I know eighties, and then
she's not the sixties. She sang the

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song Lady Marmalade. Okay, yeah, okay, seventies and then the gladdest

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night Pips was night Train to Georgia. Okay, okay, anyway, it

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was good. They were both okay, let me say this. They're both

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seventy nine years old. You're kidding, no, and they brought the house

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down. It was great. Was
it sold out? Yeah? Packed?

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I want to go see something at
that shell. Yeah, we should go

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to the show. Earth Wind and
Fire just played there and oh my god,

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oh I was. I was in
Cornada. What I happed? I

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could see it? Could you hear
it a little bit? That must have

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been great. What do you mean, Evan, you're leaving? Well she'll

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be back, I know, but
not so like Christmas. Maybe you could

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a solution. Yeah, Evan,
are you coming back in Christmas or Thanksgiving?

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This year? I'm going to Connecticut
for Thanksgiving? Oh wow, that

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sounds like a lifetime movie. There's
so many things I don't know about my

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own kids anymore. It's sad.
I've seen every lifetime Christmas movie. That's

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what I meant. She loves those
things. I've seen every single I can't

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a pinnacle of great acting for sure. For some reason, I don't know

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why, she why do you love
those movies? So I don't anymore,

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But I used to because Christmas.
Oh they just have the essence of Christmas

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and I just love it. And
they show Christmas movies all year long.

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Yeah, I can't stand seeing anything
Christmas see in like August. It really

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bothers. I can't stand it seeing
anything Christmas, Christmas. See at Christmas?

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You like christ July is fair game. Nothing but before July. Nothing

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before July belongs to Halloween. So
okay, how do you feel about having

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Halloween decorations up at in the beginning
of August. No? Absolutely, it's

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in stores. No in stores.
No, I'm not going to celebrate MI

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on the move. But how it's
Halloween decoration should go up on October thirtieth

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and come down on October thirty first, at midnight. That's the other.

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The same with Christmas decorations. No, no Halloween decorations. Halloween decorations also

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are no. Not November onet No
December, like twenty eight second after Thanksgiving,

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After Thanksgiving, Halloween decorations should go. Oh my god, three weeks

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before Hall. No, no,
no, it's way too sorry. I'm

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not going to come to a solution
here late. I'm saying I think mid

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September would be fair. Oh no, who said that? This guy right

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there, it would be fine October
thirty. They go up, Eric,

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is there any any holiday that you
decorate for? No? I knew it.

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He can't. His place is so
pristine. There's no way he would

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put any kind of decoration that's temporary. There is nothing, nothing that he

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even put a Christmas tree up.
No. Christmas decorations are the most boring

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decoration. They have the least amount
of like creativity. You don't like red

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and green the colors together. Oh
no, they're fine, but they're so

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unoriginal. It's just the color like
that's it has themes and actually has original

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decorations each year. Christmas is not. I do like hell, Vira,

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does that count? Lily Halloween?
Does that count? Yeah? Yeah?

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Whatever. Okay, we're gonna play
a game now. I'm going to listen

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to this. Okay, the game
I've been playing. Can we piss each

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other off, I know totally.
We don't want to do that. First

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of all, Okay, we're gonna
do two things. Okay, this is

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a game called who is most likely
to Laura and still Big. I'm going

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to give you scenarios and then you
tell me, amongst the four of us,

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who is most likely to do this
thing. Let's go game time.

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This one is easy. Game on
who is most likely to become a famous

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actor actress Evan? Oh, thanks
guys, Evan Elizabeth since she got in

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the Fordham housing. Who is most
likely to travel the world in a year?

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Not Laura, Me? It could
be me? Why couldn't it be

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you? Could it be Brian?
No? I don't think so. I

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think he's too focused. Strong of
a pause. I can't manifest the answers

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unfortunately, like I guess other people. I don't know. Maybe probably not.

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I could get dragged on vacations though, for sure, you know how

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bad I want to travel. I'm
thinking it's me. I'm gonna I'm claiming

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it. Yeah, No, I
said no, because you can't afford it.

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If that's some money, and then
we'll talk, Brian. We're not

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supposed to use words like I can't
afford broke. It doesn't matter if you

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don't use those doesn't matter if you
use those words, because it hasn't change

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anything. Okay, moving on,
Okay, who is most likely to win

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a dance competition? Probably me?
She can twerk like, oh yeah,

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definitely, definitely. It's actually type
of dance those classes for that. Yeah,

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it doesn't make it. It's dancing
with your it's no, it's not

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dancing. Yes, it's pretty impressive. It's actually quite impressive. Giving an

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example, who's most likely to start
their own successful business? You, you're

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already doing it? Yeah? Hello
you Laura can after dark? Okay?

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Who? Yeah, you're gonna give
that you manifested the shit out. I

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don't feel like arguing that one.
So yeah, that's fine. He's you're

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bored now, okay, sure.
Who's most likely the first to get married?

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Well, you guys are old nobody. That doesn't mean we can't get

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married. Maybe it's gonna be you, Brian. Yeah, I think it's

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gonna be Brian. Probably probably,
Yeah, I'll give it to Brian,

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all right. Who is most likely
to survive a zombie apocalyse? Brian?

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Why? Yeah? Actually, in
Eric's defense, he probably wouldn't know for

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several months that the apocalypse had happened
for sure. That and I know all

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the little nooks and crannies that I
could protect people from a zombie up once

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it happened, though, I think
he wouldn't last long, so oh no,

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I would rival skill. Listen,
I can play dead better than anybody.

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Zombies don't rely on you playing dead. They just eat you regardless.

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You need to know how to like
make a fire, like when things go

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all right, you guys can tie. Who's most likely to forget somebody's birthday?

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You? And okay, me too, retire? Okay, okay.

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Who's most likely to become a millionaire? Me? Yeah not Laura? Eric

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for sure definitely Season one that squirrels
away all his money. Yeah, and

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that's good. He may already be
a million I know who knows? We

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don't know. And if you to
invest in our restaurant business, our new

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restaurant serves uh brown food. No, we serve all types of food.

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It's gonna be a good restaurant.
Just on the side, we're gonna have

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performances. Who's most likely to write
a best selling novel? Me? You

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know? Me? Yeah? You
for sure? I have a good story

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to tell. What right, that's
not a novel. That's not a biography

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novel. I'm pretty sure novel is
fiction. Yeah that's true. Yeah,

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okay, then it's probably then then
you. Okay, then Bran. Who

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is most likely to skydive without hesitation? No, it would be me.

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Wait did you say you? Yeah? I would skydive without hesitation? Already

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you, I've already done it.
So oh okay, Oh right, dang

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it. Who's most likely to become
a stand up comedian? Me? Now,

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well, you're kind of already a
stand up comedian. You guys,

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it's not that type of funny,
though you are funny. I would become

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a standup Evan. It's very It's
way more difficult than you took a humor

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class this year. Oh so you
took a class on stand up comedy?

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What it was? It hard?
Or was it? No? It was?

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What about? Truly didn't prepare?
This is what happened. I literally

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didn't prepare for this and for this
whole it had to be a two minutes

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stand up routine. I didn't prepare, and I was like out in the

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night because I was trying to find
information in inspiration and so I was like,

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I'm just gonna like go through my
day and like do it. And

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this the stand up ended up me
not knowing what to do about what to

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do for this stand up routine.
So it was me. It was me

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telling us standard routine about me trying
to figure out things to tell us standard

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routine about. Was it successful?
Okay, give us your standard routine.

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Do you remember it? Because I
don't even remember this story because it wasn't

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that funny. It was first semester, but I was like roaming the streets

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and I was like, so funny, but I don't remember the best what

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I just gave that whole spiel.
You weren't I've done it before. You

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could give a good roast. I've
done I've done a stand up comedy act.

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Yes I was, No, you
weren't. Okay wait wait right there,

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and I was laughing so hard.
He won the roast. But that

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doesn't mean he's a stand up comedian. No, that means you're a roast.

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You're a mean person. Yeah,
but that also that doesn't You can't

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just be mean and that translate into
being a good at roasting. Okay,

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wait, wait, wait, there's
a whole thing we've glossed over, which

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is that Eric has done it before? Where? What company I used to

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work for? I was the MC
and I had to do like a three

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minute stand up comedy routine. I'd
love to see if it was and it

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was, I was a hit.
Is it on video anywhere? No?

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Was? Was it in like a
gay bar or something? No? Okay,

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it was, No, it was. It was in a ballroom in

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front of my entire company? No? Did you write it beforehand? Did?

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Okay? Was it difficult to do? Did you? No? I

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think we all need to do is
yes? Six months from now on,

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just six months. We need to
have a stand up com well, but

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that will be because she doesn't laugh. But like we need to do like

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I don't I laugh at stand up
comedians. I just don't laugh at stupid

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dad jokes. We need to do
loan mic big spotlight on the person.

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I love it. I love it, And that'll be our next like thing

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like roast thing we need do like
two months though, we need we need

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a little breathing room after the party. Yeah, okay, material okay,

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okay, okay. Who's most likely
to fall in love at first sight?

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Me? Yeah? Me? No, me too? Is it because you've

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been hearing my stories? Yes,
I know they are not. Yeah,

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okay, I'll leave it that.
I won't roast you on this five.

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Who's most likely to win a reality
TV competition? You definitely you? Why

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you would take it? Yeah,
you think I'm clever enough to do that,

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Like you win a Big Brother type
thing, you'd murder people. Now

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wait, but what she would you
be? Like? Guys, this is

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just like on season three of Ninety
Day Fiance they had this exact situe,

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like, I know my son win
by a landslide. Who is most likely

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to become a famous best selling self
help author? Probably you? Yeah,

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I mean you know how helpful would
be. But that's what I was gonna

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say. That's exactly what I was
gonna say. Who's most likely to spend

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one week in a wanted house by
themselves? I'd do it? Oh for

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fun? You would do it?
Yeah, because you'd be less scared than

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me. I think you and I
would both equally do it, like I

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think, if the opportunity can.
I think that because I would record everything

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and you would just be there for
the experience. I have a friend who

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works at the Hotel Dell who knows
the exact room. Should they give a

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fake room? Number two people?
But he knows the should do that?

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That'd be cool. What do you
think should we do aircastic? Come?

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I'd do it? Okay, sure, we've already done it from the Cosmopolitan.

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Yeah, i'd do it. Yeah, I literally have like no hesitation.

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That's totally fun. Maybe they could
be one of our next live broadcasts.

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Oh why not live stream at all
night? That would be insane.

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You gotta do that. Oh my
god, because she, I guess,

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walks around and like scrubs floors.
The ghost. Oh god, it like

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her already, it's called it's called
like they called like the white Lady come

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over to my house. Okay,
who is most likely to have a secret

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talent for singing? Whatever? She's
right over there has to be a secret

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talent. Oh me, then,
mom, No, I can't make you

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love me. I can see Eric
like busting onto the super deep, like

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rendition of Like My Way by Frank
Sinatra. He's just too shy to do

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it, that's the only thing.
It's like. Unfortunately he we tried this

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00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:32.200
time. He's too shy. He
cannot do it. My Way by Frank

409
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:36.160
Sinatra in the deepest, richest voice. You can't know. He won't do

410
00:30:36.200 --> 00:30:38.519
it. He won't do it,
trust me, it's just not his deal.

411
00:30:40.480 --> 00:30:44.880
Who is most likely to have a
little black book of past flings?

412
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.759
Laura? Yeah, probably you,
m Yeah, probably me. It could

413
00:30:49.759 --> 00:30:53.319
be any three of you, honestly. Who's most likely to have a secret

414
00:30:53.319 --> 00:31:00.240
admirer they've never revealed? Probably you, that's secret admirers. I have a

415
00:31:00.279 --> 00:31:07.559
few actually, currently never revealed to
the person, never revealed to anybody anyway.

416
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:10.319
Probably definitely not Laura. Then she
can't keep that stuff to herself,

417
00:31:11.000 --> 00:31:17.519
But I do have some. Who's
most likely who is most likely to go

418
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:22.079
to a spa to have a sensual
experience? If you know what I mean?

419
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:30.359
Eric? You know I know?
Eric? Who else? Totally?

420
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.759
Wa Wait you can't do that too, are there? Yes you can get

421
00:31:33.759 --> 00:31:38.880
fingered Yeah yeah, there's spa spa
fingering Oh sure, well no way,

422
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:42.759
yes you can get finger paying into
he gets a hand job and the chick

423
00:31:42.799 --> 00:31:45.400
walks into like sorry, no,
Like, well, you would just have

424
00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:48.759
a male massus who would finger banging
you. I bet the chicks do it

425
00:31:48.799 --> 00:31:52.000
too. I'm sure they probably do. No they do not, Yeah,

426
00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:55.400
I don't think it's a fee.
Yes, their sister's spa like they're getting

427
00:31:55.400 --> 00:32:00.960
paid. They don't give a fuck. Wow, I'm gonna I'm so illegal.

428
00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:04.599
By the way, Google that I'm
going to see if that's a thing.

429
00:32:04.599 --> 00:32:08.039
It's most illegal. It's illegal,
okay, if you were seeing Let's

430
00:32:08.119 --> 00:32:13.279
let's pretend we're all single here,
Okay. Who is most likely to have

431
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:19.359
a rendezvous with a listener? Oh? Definitely not me, Laura, you

432
00:32:20.480 --> 00:32:22.480
okay, because you're the only one
in contact with our listeners like that.

433
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:30.640
Not necessarily he has gone to Eric's
not that type though, But no,

434
00:32:30.160 --> 00:32:34.440
But I am, I believe,
but more so than Eric. I love

435
00:32:34.440 --> 00:32:37.680
our listeners. You know what exactly? I would Yeah, exactly, I'm

436
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:44.440
not upset. Okay. Who is
most likely to have a secret talent for

437
00:32:44.519 --> 00:32:51.119
sensual sensual dancing? Oh? Merrick, you say it. You talk a

438
00:32:51.119 --> 00:32:53.960
big talk, but I'm kind of
not buying it. It would be Eric.

439
00:32:54.559 --> 00:32:59.960
Yeah. Who's most likely to receive
an unexpected gift from a listener?

440
00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:02.640
You? I know you? I
mean, oh my god. When I

441
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:07.799
worked with Jeff and Jerry, there
was this guy that would send me flower

442
00:33:07.960 --> 00:33:10.680
arrangements that he would make. Oh, I remember that I was just thinking

443
00:33:10.680 --> 00:33:15.160
about him. I mean, it
was the sweetest thing ever. But it

444
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:19.960
was remember that one very frequent and
they were a huge one one really odd.

445
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:23.039
There were like sticks. They had
googly eyes on them with like different

446
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:30.599
flowers heed stick like Oh when I'm
sure I displayed them too, because I

447
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:36.920
worked really hard on those. You
probably changed in front of them once too,

448
00:33:36.960 --> 00:33:39.680
And I bet that guy saw Oh
he was so nice. He was

449
00:33:39.720 --> 00:33:44.039
so nice. You get a bunch
of free more. These are good?

450
00:33:44.119 --> 00:33:45.319
Do you like these? I mean, I mean we're almost done. I've

451
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:52.640
got like super stuff. Okay,
I have Let's let's do another thing.

452
00:33:52.680 --> 00:33:55.160
And I wanted to see if you
guys can come up with some answers.

453
00:33:55.160 --> 00:34:00.480
Okay, yes, you are sorry, you're staying to the bitter end.

454
00:34:00.680 --> 00:34:07.119
She she has to pack. You
can leave after I was just wondering.

455
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:09.400
I want you, guys want to
go around the room, and now I

456
00:34:09.440 --> 00:34:15.760
want you to name something that we
all look stupid doing. I'll give you

457
00:34:15.800 --> 00:34:22.519
some examples shitting well eric okay specifically
that I'll give you an example. Those

458
00:34:22.559 --> 00:34:27.679
are everybody like, for example,
walking through a spiderweb. You look like

459
00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:31.320
a freak when you do that.
You're like, oh, speaking of my

460
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:37.599
worst fear became a reality. No
again, Yes, it was on the

461
00:34:37.639 --> 00:34:40.559
news. Oh, I'm gonna read
it to you because I almost ship my

462
00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:45.360
pants and moved out of San Diego. Thing right, thousands of tarantulas to

463
00:34:45.480 --> 00:34:51.840
roam across San Diego. So rural
and suburban communities such as Alcohol and Ramona

464
00:34:52.039 --> 00:34:57.480
m. Poway could expect to see
a tarantula or a thousands scuttle across broad

465
00:34:57.519 --> 00:35:00.440
acres because they are looking for a
mate. This is the time of the

466
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:04.360
year. Yeah, I I'm so
glad I don't live in Oh my god,

467
00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:06.360
poor Megan Root. We're gonna have
to move her. I know,

468
00:35:06.599 --> 00:35:17.000
I just saw translate outside my door. Alpine. Where's that yea having?

469
00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:20.840
It's so awful? Did you freak
out? No, it's pretty cool.

470
00:35:20.840 --> 00:35:22.360
I have a picture of it.
You know what you can hold those guys,

471
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:27.719
Laura, No, you can't one. No. Oh, I Racknophobia.

472
00:35:27.719 --> 00:35:29.920
It's a great movie. No,
I feel like I bring it up

473
00:35:29.960 --> 00:35:35.400
every time we talk about spiders.
You kind of look stupid chasing something that's

474
00:35:35.440 --> 00:35:38.320
blowing away in the wind. Yeah, okay, yeah, or when you

475
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:44.280
trip or getting out of a two
door car like a race car type of

476
00:35:44.440 --> 00:35:49.199
like sports car. You always look
stupid, I always necessarily you get used

477
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:52.760
to it. I can't as a
woman. It's very difficult to get out

478
00:35:52.800 --> 00:35:55.960
of it as a woman because because
you don't want to believer everybody out.

479
00:35:57.440 --> 00:36:00.400
If you're wearing a skirt as a
woman, I mean no, explain to

480
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:05.400
me as a woman, you have
to like no shift over like you know,

481
00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:09.880
like side saddle, you know,
like skirts a lot frequently. I

482
00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:15.239
think singing to yourself, you'd also
look stupid doing no. It's true.

483
00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:21.440
Anybody thank you? Yeah, I
just haven't long one on the podcast,

484
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.760
that's all anyways. Trying to kill
an insect, you look like you look

485
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:30.519
pretty stupid. Trying to kill an
insect and taking your pants with off with

486
00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:34.880
your shoes on. Who does that
anyway? Wait? Why would you do

487
00:36:34.960 --> 00:36:37.800
that? Yeah, nobody looks cool
picking up your dog's poop. I don't

488
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:42.039
care. You do look cool because
that's the responsible thing. Well, okay,

489
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:46.159
there you go. Here's one.
We've reached conclusion. I don't think

490
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:53.280
anybody looks cool riding a segue?
Are those even still around? Specific?

491
00:36:53.320 --> 00:36:55.719
But you are correct, no one
looks No one looks cool. I don't

492
00:36:55.719 --> 00:37:04.719
think anybody looks cool on roller blades
roller skates, yes, no, yeah,

493
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:07.840
roller skates is what's the difference.
Well, you weren't can rolled in

494
00:37:07.880 --> 00:37:12.199
the seventies and eighties. That was
like it's cool. Okay, I'm sorry,

495
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:16.480
I'm not old and not cool.
Is there any Is there anything you

496
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:22.000
can think of? Things that that
you that make you look stupid? Everybody

497
00:37:22.000 --> 00:37:27.639
looks stupid doing I'm sure there's a
lot of them. If you can't think

498
00:37:27.639 --> 00:37:30.599
of anything, I have something else
to talk about. Okay, I have

499
00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:32.960
a segment Rando News. This is
and I have a new music for the

500
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:37.119
Rando News and you can play it
throughout the whole thing, just little random

501
00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:39.440
stories. Ah, you're not listening
to this because you don't have head films.

502
00:37:39.480 --> 00:37:44.559
But it's a cute little song,
trust me. A study has found

503
00:37:45.000 --> 00:37:52.159
men are more likely to say I
love you first in a relationship. The

504
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:57.760
average guy says I love you one
hundred and seven days into a relationship.

505
00:37:58.559 --> 00:38:01.400
How long was it into our lationship
that I said I love I think the

506
00:38:01.480 --> 00:38:04.519
day I saw you, I know, I think the day when I think,

507
00:38:04.599 --> 00:38:07.639
she goes Eric Krammer and I went
I love you. I know I've

508
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:10.400
never. I definitely said on an
accident once, way too early. I

509
00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:14.199
was like, shit, I didn't
mean to say that. But you meant

510
00:38:14.239 --> 00:38:19.719
it though, did you really?
Oh No, Once that comes out of

511
00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:22.599
your mouth, you can't take that
back. He last that long, so

512
00:38:22.639 --> 00:38:28.679
it's fine. Oh my gosh.
Well, as a man, you want

513
00:38:28.679 --> 00:38:30.199
to be the one to say it
first, right, I mean, okay,

514
00:38:30.440 --> 00:38:35.719
you don't see I want the man
to say it first. That's because

515
00:38:35.719 --> 00:38:37.800
you're a woman. I think it's
the way it's supposed to be. I

516
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:44.480
get thee for the reasoning. Anyway, there's a new term for those of

517
00:38:44.559 --> 00:38:50.480
us who sometimes show up to the
party a little late. Eric. Yes,

518
00:38:51.280 --> 00:38:53.480
no, you might have No,
he showed up at the party in

519
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:57.639
plenty of time. Oh the party. I think I'm just tonight. I

520
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:01.320
was here before the podcast started five
minutes. Well, okay, podcast,

521
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:05.559
But let me let me ask you
this. Are you on time when you

522
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:08.079
meet somebody for dinner or do you
run late? No? I'm on time

523
00:39:08.280 --> 00:39:12.119
because I am unless I'm with her. So I just want to throw out

524
00:39:12.119 --> 00:39:15.599
you should never be to an actual
party on time? Why true? That's

525
00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:20.960
bad form? This is true?
Well, it's like thirty minutes after.

526
00:39:21.239 --> 00:39:25.199
No, it's like two hours after
what. Yeah, that's eight Okay,

527
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:32.119
it depends on the party. I
don't agree. It depends on I'm nineteen,

528
00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:37.440
you're like three years older than her. Whatever, you're like twenty seven.

529
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:43.800
It was done with her. Oh
he's Charlie's age. Hey, it's

530
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:46.239
called time blindness. There's a new
two Okay, no, no, no,

531
00:39:46.320 --> 00:39:49.960
no, I know exactly where it's
coming from. That's bullshit. Doctors

532
00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:54.559
say it happens to people who struggle
to balance their focus between things they like

533
00:39:54.679 --> 00:39:58.599
to do and things they have to
just look at the time. That's bull

534
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:01.000
Yeah, that's bowl. I have
a new term for you. If you

535
00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:05.480
say time blindness, no, that
is that is a new excuse for being

536
00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:09.159
Yes, they're trying to claim that's
like an actual disability. It's ridiculous.

537
00:40:09.880 --> 00:40:15.639
A new term is called menu anxiety. Oh god, not everything needs to

538
00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:20.360
be a disability. Menu anxiety is
when everyone else is ready to order at

539
00:40:20.360 --> 00:40:22.880
a restaurant but you're not. It's
because the menu is so big. That's

540
00:40:22.880 --> 00:40:27.639
a real thing. Sometimes I'm not
ready to order and it's stressful. You

541
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:30.800
have to make a decision when it
have to be stressful. But it's think

542
00:40:30.840 --> 00:40:34.039
about what you want to eat.
I know, but it gets stressful.

543
00:40:34.079 --> 00:40:36.679
It can be stressed. My bigger
question is why do we have to add

544
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.400
the description of the anxiety to every
form of anxiety. It can just be

545
00:40:39.480 --> 00:40:44.519
anxiety. Doesn't have to be menu
anxiety or foam. It's just anxiety.

546
00:40:44.679 --> 00:40:49.440
Sorry, but the music crew.
You know those white tank tops that dudes

547
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:58.320
where that we used to call wife
beaters. No, we don't politically correct

548
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:05.719
canceled canceled according to who, because
now they're called wife pleasers. Oh no,

549
00:41:05.719 --> 00:41:07.039
no one looks good in them.
I would gonna say, anybody that

550
00:41:07.079 --> 00:41:10.079
wears one of those is not pleasing
their wife. We're gonna call a wife

551
00:41:10.079 --> 00:41:15.039
beater. Oh my god, this
is all gen Z's fault. I agree,

552
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:21.119
That's why I don't. Is ridiculous. And why aren't they just not

553
00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:27.039
called ugly cotton fabric with straps.
I like the wife beater term. I

554
00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:30.360
just don't. It's just because it's
funny. It's not funny, so there's

555
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.400
nothing funny about it. Actually,
these days it shouldn't be called that.

556
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:35.960
It is funny. What about I
am a great one? What about a

557
00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.679
tank top? There you go,
No, but tank top is something you

558
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:40.760
don't wear underneath your shirts. Wife
beers are specifically the ones you wear under

559
00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:44.840
your shirts. How do we all
agree it doesn't actually mean people who beat

560
00:41:44.880 --> 00:41:49.480
their wives. It's just funny,
I know, But okay, I agree

561
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:52.000
with the story though I'm the only
one. It's not wife pleasing, that's

562
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:54.880
for sure. When you watch TV, do you guys watch it with the

563
00:41:54.920 --> 00:42:01.440
subtitles on? No? Sometimes?
Always? Yeah, one times because if

564
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.760
I can clearly hear it, like
if it's very loud and I'm watching like

565
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:08.800
a big movie, like on a
big screen, then I already know I

566
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:12.079
know what they're saying because it's so
big, I can hear it, like

567
00:42:12.119 --> 00:42:15.320
I can see their mouths. But
if I'm like on my bed watching on

568
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:17.840
Netflix, I put the subtitles on
because sometimes I can't always hear because my

569
00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:22.599
head's on a pillow. Like you
got to see the subtitles, especially if

570
00:42:22.639 --> 00:42:25.519
there's some in any part of it
in another language, then you can just

571
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:30.760
be like, for sure, if
I wanted to read, I would read

572
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:32.559
a Bookay, no, hold up, hold up, because I used to

573
00:42:32.599 --> 00:42:37.800
be in the anti subtitles camp,
but it's very common for me for movies

574
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.440
nowadays, especially to have really bad
audio mixing, so I always put subtitles

575
00:42:40.480 --> 00:42:45.119
on. Christopher Nolan is one of
the biggest examples who was terrible dialogue mixing.

576
00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.280
There's a lot we miss without those
subtitles. I watched A Very Long

577
00:42:47.360 --> 00:42:51.239
Engagement last night, which is a
French film, and it had subtitles,

578
00:42:51.280 --> 00:42:55.079
and that was fine to watch Foreign
films are fine. Yeah, because it's

579
00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:00.719
a film, it's not a TV
show. I watched, Oh my god,

580
00:43:01.079 --> 00:43:04.760
subtitles. I agree with Eric on
this one, because even if you

581
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:07.840
miss something in reality TV, who
cares? Because it's important. I do

582
00:43:07.920 --> 00:43:13.280
care. It could be a flat
point, all right? What lever do

583
00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:16.159
I pull to be crushed by a
safe Okay? They asked what is the

584
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:22.079
top historical event we'd like to visit
if we could time travel nine to eleven?

585
00:43:22.239 --> 00:43:28.000
No, you are dark, dude, You're a dark What the hell

586
00:43:28.480 --> 00:43:30.599
I'm kidding? All right, here
are the time I know what it would

587
00:43:30.599 --> 00:43:35.880
be. It would be the Crucifixion
of Christ. I would for real.

588
00:43:35.960 --> 00:43:40.360
I wouldn't, Yeah, because so
many p it's so it's such hot debate.

589
00:43:40.519 --> 00:43:44.159
Yeah. Well if it's disappointing though, Yeah, but that that's what

590
00:43:44.440 --> 00:43:45.960
Why is it what do you mean
a hot debate? Well, because some

591
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:51.119
people don't believe it ever happened,
happen, and people do, and so

592
00:43:51.400 --> 00:43:52.800
I would like to go back to
see if it happened. I don't think

593
00:43:52.840 --> 00:43:57.360
the world is ready for that answer. Probably not. Don't hate me.

594
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.880
It was just a This poll came
out and here are the top two answers.

595
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:07.400
Ancient Egypt. Yeah, that would
be cool. The American Revolution?

596
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:12.280
No, no, why would you
go back? This is my point.

597
00:44:12.400 --> 00:44:16.519
Why would you go back to a
time when there weren't tampons or like going

598
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:20.719
back? Well, I wouldn't give
to the American Revolution because you know those

599
00:44:20.760 --> 00:44:24.639
things that you used to have to
strap off. Is it going back just

600
00:44:24.679 --> 00:44:28.880
to see the one event? Or
is it to live in that area?

601
00:44:29.000 --> 00:44:30.559
What do you think you pop into
existence? Like here, put on this

602
00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:36.719
diaper right now. I'm just saying
that I was time travel So just bring

603
00:44:36.719 --> 00:44:39.119
a bag up tampons with you in
case you're gonna be there longer than Like,

604
00:44:39.360 --> 00:44:43.840
yeah, Evan, you wouldn't believe
what women needs to have to wear.

605
00:44:43.920 --> 00:44:46.719
You've never seen those sanitary belts?
No, oh my god, these

606
00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:50.559
big thick pads and you have to
put them on with a belt. Back

607
00:44:50.559 --> 00:44:52.400
in the day when I was in
junior high and it was my heavy flow

608
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:55.159
day, it took me forever to
get into one of those. Oh no,

609
00:44:55.280 --> 00:45:00.000
the Viking Age also made it up
there, and so did the Renaiss

610
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:07.320
Sons. Cool and finally, we're
going to go through a quick list of

611
00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:12.239
the funniest movie your performances of this
century. See if you agree with any

612
00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:14.559
I'm not going to do the entire
list because it's pretty long, but here

613
00:45:14.599 --> 00:45:21.599
are notable ones. Owen Wilson from
Zoolander. Thoughts, sure I don't remember

614
00:45:21.599 --> 00:45:30.639
that performance. Actually, John Heater
and Napoleon Dynamite. No, wait a

615
00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:34.159
minute, Wait a minute, Wait
a minute, No, why do you

616
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:38.760
hate that movie? That's a That's
some perfect example. Moving on. Oh

617
00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:43.960
my god, I need to do
something right now, get a tampoint.

618
00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:51.000
What are you doing? You'll see? Oh no, I saw see this

619
00:45:51.119 --> 00:45:57.559
right here, like, oh my
god, yeah, you should get that

620
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.159
works Laura. Damn, Eric,
that is not okay. That movie sucked.

621
00:46:01.199 --> 00:46:07.639
I'm gonna read. I saw John
he Disneyland once. I more heard

622
00:46:07.719 --> 00:46:12.880
him than anything Will Ferrell Anchorman,
the Legend of Ron Burgundy. I was

623
00:46:12.920 --> 00:46:15.880
praying that I just had had you, Evan, and I was breastfeeding you

624
00:46:16.000 --> 00:46:22.199
in the theater. I was with
my girlfriend and I had never laughed so

625
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:28.639
hard. I thought that that movie
Okay, hold On, Anchorman is great.

626
00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:30.639
I don't think Will Ferrell's performance is
what makes it funny. I thought

627
00:46:30.639 --> 00:46:34.239
when he said I'm kind of a
big deal, I thought that was the

628
00:46:34.239 --> 00:46:37.920
funniest line I'd ever heard of.
I like the San Diego means Wales vagina.

629
00:46:38.440 --> 00:46:43.800
He's way funnier in other the other
guys or step Brothers. That's one

630
00:46:43.880 --> 00:46:46.960
where his performance is actually funny and
young. Well anyway, Channing Tatum in

631
00:46:47.039 --> 00:46:52.760
twenty one Jump Street, great,
moving on. I love Melissa McCarthy and

632
00:46:52.760 --> 00:46:57.039
Bridesmaids. Yes, I don't think
she's that funny. Ryan Gosling and Barbie

633
00:46:57.920 --> 00:47:01.159
Funny. That was so funny,
Ryan, he was great. N I

634
00:47:01.159 --> 00:47:07.320
wouldn'tive him a top comedic performance.
So Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder, Yes,

635
00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:12.559
Yes, Ryan Reynolds in Deadpool,
Yes, John c Riley, Stepbrothers,

636
00:47:13.480 --> 00:47:19.000
Ben Stiller and Dodgeball, don't remember. Jennifer Aniston and Horrible Bosses.

637
00:47:19.079 --> 00:47:21.440
Yes, she was good in that
she was just naked. No, that

638
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:25.280
was hilarious. Danny McBride and this
is the end that he was funny.

639
00:47:25.360 --> 00:47:30.079
Should we watch that? Yeah,
Michael Sarah's funnier in it though, Eddie

640
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:34.199
Murphy and Shrek Too, Yes,
Tiffany Hattish and Girls Trip, Yes,

641
00:47:35.119 --> 00:47:38.960
Rebel Wilson and Pitch Perfect Yes,
yes, yeah, but I don't know

642
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:43.199
if I would put it in the
top that funny Steve Carell forty year Old

643
00:47:43.239 --> 00:47:46.159
Virgin, Yes, Will Arnett Lego
Movie, Yes, Yes, I don't

644
00:47:46.159 --> 00:47:52.320
know that one. You have to
watch it. Sasha Baron Cohen in Borat,

645
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:59.480
Sat Galfanakis and The Hangover, Kenjion
and Knocked Up. I do not

646
00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:12.840
see my two girls Lisa Kudrou and
Mira Sorvino Roman, Michelle from Rome and

647
00:48:12.880 --> 00:48:15.599
Michelle's High Schooling Top. No,
Honestly, the top Communicy performance has definitely

648
00:48:15.599 --> 00:48:19.960
been Tom Cruise and Tropic Thunder.
That was like, that is like one

649
00:48:20.000 --> 00:48:22.719
of the funniest performance You're missing out. That's one of the funniest performances.

650
00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:28.239
I'm actually Sasha Baron Cohn, I'm
going number one. That is funny,

651
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.880
but it's not unexpected from him.
Tom Cruise as Tropic and Tropic Thunder was

652
00:48:31.920 --> 00:48:37.159
so unexpected. It was amazing.
True. I guess that was like mind

653
00:48:37.159 --> 00:48:43.960
blowingly like off the wall. Okay, well guess what before? Oh we're

654
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.400
going to talk about Keanu Reeves real
quick. But first we got to talk

655
00:48:46.440 --> 00:48:53.679
about somebody even more important, were
famous than Keanu r. Jay works Look

656
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:59.440
from Capital Growth Inc. Thank you
Jay for donating a one hundred dollars cash

657
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:04.800
two our party. Somebody was very
happy to win. That really stoked very

658
00:49:04.840 --> 00:49:07.880
happy. So. Jay Wortzler is
a money manager with Capital Growth Ink,

659
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:13.400
and he says his mission is to
assist his clients and simplifying their financial lives

660
00:49:13.440 --> 00:49:19.199
and set them up to retire comfortably
and remain comfortably retired. That's his mission

661
00:49:19.280 --> 00:49:22.760
statement. He can do that for
you if you come into an inheritance,

662
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:25.679
if you want to move around some
money that you may have in some kind

663
00:49:25.719 --> 00:49:30.320
of fund here or there. You
maybe you want to I don't know,

664
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:34.840
you don't know what to do?
Call Jay Wartzler. You talk to him,

665
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:38.280
Like what's it like when you go
into his office? Super easy?

666
00:49:38.559 --> 00:49:43.920
Like what so like? Like what
what do you guys talk about? Like?

667
00:49:44.679 --> 00:49:49.159
We just talk about life and things
and then we talk about our finances

668
00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.280
and then does he like give suggestions
as to like where you should put this

669
00:49:52.440 --> 00:49:58.039
amount in this he wants to see
your kind of your portfolio first or wealth

670
00:49:58.039 --> 00:50:00.639
of course, yeah, and then
and then he comes up with a plan.

671
00:50:00.280 --> 00:50:05.480
He's a certified financial plan or that's
why he is. He's also a

672
00:50:05.639 --> 00:50:13.039
certified divorce financial analyst, which means
he is certified to know how to split

673
00:50:13.119 --> 00:50:15.239
assets if you are to split with
somebody that you love, and he can

674
00:50:15.239 --> 00:50:19.719
do it amicably. And that's what
his goal is. And his number is

675
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:25.000
His number is eight five eight five
five two six nine six zero. His

676
00:50:25.400 --> 00:50:31.039
email case you want to email man
is ja A. Are you getting nervous?

677
00:50:31.440 --> 00:50:37.880
I? What's his email? Jay
W what's Capital growthing dot com?

678
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:42.639
Website? His website, Brian,
thank you for asking. Now please explain

679
00:50:42.679 --> 00:50:45.639
to them Evan, why this is
not funny every single time? Now I

680
00:50:45.800 --> 00:50:49.760
know it, like gives his website
publicity, which is great. It's not

681
00:50:49.960 --> 00:50:52.320
funny. You're not funny any of
the times. Eric, what's his website?

682
00:50:53.840 --> 00:51:05.599
Http s colon forward slash forward slash
www dot Capitol crowth King not c

683
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:10.719
not funny. That eighth time he
did it is hilarious, even Evan laughed

684
00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:14.960
at that. I have a joke. He might like. Jaysler is a

685
00:51:14.960 --> 00:51:17.840
great guy. He is awesome,
and his information is on Laura can after

686
00:51:17.960 --> 00:51:22.639
dark dot com. If you want, well, that was very aggressive.

687
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:28.280
That was very aggressive. Yeah,
httys Colin Forge Last Flat www dot Laura

688
00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:31.000
Kane after dark dot com. Thank
you, Brian. See Brian is on

689
00:51:31.079 --> 00:51:35.519
the bandwagon. Thank you, Jay
Wortzler. He is on the Rimmer train.

690
00:51:35.719 --> 00:51:37.760
What go for it, Brian,
I'm going to have a straight line

691
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:42.039
for a mouth. I'm not gonna
laugh, so don't. I don't even

692
00:51:42.119 --> 00:51:45.320
know why you're trying. I am
ready. Okay. So there's this guy.

693
00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:46.840
Now I didn't come up with this, but there's this guy at this

694
00:51:46.840 --> 00:51:52.159
grocery store and he's restocking, stacking
the avocados, and this lady comes in.

695
00:51:52.239 --> 00:51:54.800
She goes, excuse me, sir, where's your Broccli? Looked everywhere

696
00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:57.559
for it. He goes, I'm
so sorry, man, we're at Brocoli,

697
00:51:57.639 --> 00:52:00.719
but we'll have some tomorrow morning.
She goes, oh, okay.

698
00:52:00.800 --> 00:52:04.960
So he goes back to stacking avocados. Comments the same lady comes by and

699
00:52:05.000 --> 00:52:07.480
he goes. She goes, I've
been looking everywhere where where's the broccoli?

700
00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:12.039
He goes, uh, very sorry, Like I said, we don't have

701
00:52:12.519 --> 00:52:16.519
any broccoli. But if you come
back tomorrow morning to one house in broccoli,

702
00:52:16.599 --> 00:52:21.480
but the camera on yourself for the
for the sorry chewing up the next

703
00:52:21.480 --> 00:52:22.920
ad. Oh okay, well yeah, I were going to do that,

704
00:52:22.960 --> 00:52:29.480
but I want to I want them
to see your face for this final bump.

705
00:52:30.119 --> 00:52:32.440
Okaye the broccoli. Okay. Anyway, this guy goes back to stacking

706
00:52:32.440 --> 00:52:36.880
avocados, and you know he's he
starts getting a little nervous. He drops

707
00:52:36.880 --> 00:52:38.800
some avocados. Boss comes over,
talks to me for a second. Anyways,

708
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:42.639
goes about his business, and that
lady comes back up to him and

709
00:52:42.639 --> 00:52:45.519
goes, She's like, I swear
to God, where is the broccoli I've

710
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.679
been looking for everywhere. He goes, Ma'm humor me for a second.

711
00:52:49.079 --> 00:52:52.239
How do you spell dog as in
dogmatic? And she goes what He's like,

712
00:52:52.280 --> 00:52:55.360
just humor me. She goes,
okay, d og. He goes,

713
00:52:55.440 --> 00:53:00.119
okay, another one, humor me, please, he said, is

714
00:53:00.119 --> 00:53:04.960
how do you spell cat as in
catastrophic? And she goes, this is

715
00:53:05.079 --> 00:53:07.639
ridiculous. He's like, just humor
me, and she goes, c A

716
00:53:07.719 --> 00:53:12.239
T and he goes, okay,
one last one. I swear, how

717
00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:14.960
do you spell fuck as in broccoli? And she goes, there is no

718
00:53:15.039 --> 00:53:22.840
fucking broccoli. He goes, that's
what I'm trying to tell you, really,

719
00:53:24.119 --> 00:53:32.559
really was good. Thank you,
every Kane, thank you producing Can

720
00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.840
you not like that's fun? I
cut you? You bleed sand Evan,

721
00:53:38.760 --> 00:53:42.400
I'm thinking about Okay. I just
want to say I heard in Harrison Ford

722
00:53:42.480 --> 00:53:46.400
tell that joke, and he told
it very well. I think there's I

723
00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:52.280
might protect some adoption papers. You
don't even you wouldn't even know where to

724
00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:58.800
find those. I know. Actually, let's go to our last sponsors.

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740
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Okay. During the commercial, my
own daughter did something that Eric does

741
00:55:09.000 --> 00:55:17.519
on Thursday's podcast usually and it drives
me insane. Broccoli. She went like

742
00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:25.320
this, Laura, damn it now, and then Eric yawned, this happens

743
00:55:25.400 --> 00:55:28.719
every single Well, this is your
fault for bringing more attention to it.

744
00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:31.719
Anyway, we could have gone,
We could have gone without anyone knowing.

745
00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:37.159
Yeah no, but this okay now, Yes, as you probably have noticed,

746
00:55:37.199 --> 00:55:40.280
this funko pop of Keanu Reeves has
been sitting here on the desk.

747
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:47.519
It's going to stay here on the
desk until something happens, Reeves. Now

748
00:55:47.719 --> 00:55:55.920
we got we were We had a
very unsatisfactory response conversation. Get off your

749
00:55:55.960 --> 00:56:00.960
phone, Matt was schooling me.
Thank Kianu Reeves. Yes, off the

750
00:56:01.039 --> 00:56:05.840
damn phone. Sorry, Eric,
Matt's birthday was six days ago. I

751
00:56:06.960 --> 00:56:08.480
know, but we were six days
like my birthday was a couple of days

752
00:56:08.519 --> 00:56:13.159
ago too, and Kana Reeves and
I said happy birthday? Right? No,

753
00:56:13.400 --> 00:56:15.960
yeah, I did you said that
like two days before. After I

754
00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:21.639
reminded you, Eric, what h
oh No, he did say happy birthday.

755
00:56:20.440 --> 00:56:24.840
That's day. Yeah, see okay, Yeah, Kanu Reeves is not

756
00:56:24.840 --> 00:56:32.559
making an appearance before or after.
Look what I want some answers. I'm

757
00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:38.639
done playing this little game. Little
wants some answers. Look at little Keyanu

758
00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:45.320
and say, Eric, please tell
me the truth. You're making me know.

759
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:49.719
Wow, that makes me want to
punch little Keyana right in the face.

760
00:56:49.800 --> 00:56:52.360
Yeah, no, put don't,
don't. Don't use my Little Keanu

761
00:56:52.519 --> 00:56:55.960
is leverage against Eric. Are you
the kind of doesn't like me touching your

762
00:56:55.960 --> 00:56:58.960
things? No, you can touch
it, just don't take out the bark.

763
00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:01.760
I won't. That's what some of
the guys. Lord Dates says.

764
00:57:02.400 --> 00:57:07.159
Stop it. Give me, give
us another little, give us something,

765
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:12.719
little, Kean. You supposedly met
Keanu Reeves downtown. He was riding a

766
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:17.119
motorcycle. You took a picture of
him outside a car window. Then apparently

767
00:57:17.119 --> 00:57:22.679
you had words with him, point
and not unkind words, very kind words.

768
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:24.840
And then of course you said buckle
up, Buttercup was one of your

769
00:57:25.079 --> 00:57:30.000
statements. And then you said don't
stop believing that was another statement. You

770
00:57:30.039 --> 00:57:32.960
claimed that he may be coming into
the podcast. You claim that you have

771
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:38.079
had contact with him, since he
has a point of contact, not necessarily

772
00:57:38.159 --> 00:57:45.599
with Keanu Reeves himself. Is that
true? No, there's two factors.

773
00:57:45.320 --> 00:57:47.800
Okay, what are the plies?
Give us the fact give us one of

774
00:57:47.800 --> 00:57:53.400
the factors, a direct and indirect
Okay, So him and his agent probably

775
00:57:53.400 --> 00:57:57.960
are his management company. Okay,
Now what do you talk about? What

776
00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:00.639
did you talk about to Keanu Reeves? Tell me about the fucking weather?

777
00:58:00.440 --> 00:58:05.360
Yeah, things, stuff and things. No, no, no, not

778
00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:10.880
satisfied and not having it anymore?
What did you say? Give us one

779
00:58:12.039 --> 00:58:15.519
sentence? Give me your opening sentence
to Keanu Reeves? What was your opening

780
00:58:15.599 --> 00:58:20.079
line? There you go? When
we first met, Yes, it was

781
00:58:20.119 --> 00:58:22.159
he probably rolled in the way,
He's like, hey, fucker watching your

782
00:58:22.159 --> 00:58:28.639
go Oh my god, mister Reeves, I said, after the picture when

783
00:58:28.679 --> 00:58:31.679
you supposedly had this conversation. Was
the picture before or after? The first

784
00:58:31.679 --> 00:58:43.480
words were before he rolls out like
and then what was the opening Volley podcast?

785
00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:47.400
Can I talk to you for a
minute? And he actually stopped what

786
00:58:47.519 --> 00:58:52.840
he was well, he was already
stopped. And was the conversation held through

787
00:58:52.920 --> 00:58:58.360
the door of the car initially?
And then you got out of the car,

788
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:01.639
yes, And did he get off
the bike? No, but you

789
00:59:01.679 --> 00:59:05.639
talked to him face to face.
You got off, you got out of

790
00:59:05.639 --> 00:59:07.760
the car, but he stayed on
the bike. Okay, okay, okay,

791
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:09.920
I'm into this. This is good, This is all right, all

792
00:59:09.960 --> 00:59:14.239
right, progress, thank you.
It could have been cool at the party

793
00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:15.599
to hear that, but I'm not. I'm gonna let that go. I'm

794
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:23.280
gonna let let that go the party. Yeah, Eric, Please, Eric,

795
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:30.679
you're ruining it all right, Evan, will you jab this in stop?

796
00:59:31.639 --> 00:59:34.960
We're done, you guys, Evan, We're done. Thank you so

797
00:59:35.079 --> 00:59:39.400
much for joining us. Evan,
really Appregendonni what are we gonna do?

798
00:59:39.599 --> 00:59:44.480
Just FaceTime all the time? Eric, Now I know I'm gonna need.

799
00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:46.599
I'm gonna need really a lot of
attention. I'm sorry, I have a

800
00:59:46.639 --> 00:59:50.960
limited amount of I already have a
girlfriend. I cannot. I'm gonna need

801
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:54.519
it. I'm gonna need your I'm
gonna need you to come. Actually,

802
00:59:54.599 --> 01:00:00.079
we're gonna do a podcast on Tuesdays
and Thursdays. We're gonna do two a

803
01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:04.280
week instead of doing two in one
night. I want you over here more.

804
01:00:06.519 --> 01:00:15.039
Anyway, Thank you guys for listening. She's gonna go cry. Sounds

805
01:00:15.159 --> 01:00:17.559
like a stone. I've been stabbed
in the heart. I'm kidding. I

806
01:00:17.639 --> 01:00:21.159
just don't want to drive that much. I know. Oh, I know.

807
01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:22.079
Now you're an out. Fine,
why don't we go in the movies

808
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:24.400
or something more? All right,
Yeah, we can do that. We

809
01:00:24.440 --> 01:00:28.719
can do a family outing. We
will. We'll do a family night,

810
01:00:28.800 --> 01:00:30.800
all right. I'm satisfied with that. Yeah, all right, Evan,

811
01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:35.119
will you say our little tagline with
us? Yes, I'll go first,

812
01:00:35.199 --> 01:00:38.119
then you go, then Eric hopefully. Okay, all right, thank you

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01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:42.000
for watching, Thank you for listening. We really appreciate it so much.

814
01:00:42.000 --> 01:00:46.480
We're very grateful. Love your podcast. Love your podcast, Evan, Elizabeth,

815
01:00:46.920 --> 01:00:52.599
Jesus, don't be nice. She's
the reason we have to babysitter our

816
01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:59.159
mom for like, she's the reason
you're gonna have to babysit. I want

817
01:00:59.199 --> 01:01:05.679
you so much fun at Fordham.
Thank you. I will not too much,

818
01:01:06.199 --> 01:01:07.960
not to know, not too much, just the right amount of fun.

819
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:10.760
Yeah, is the right amount.
She's good. She's actually good like

820
01:01:10.880 --> 01:01:15.800
that. Yeah she knows. I'm
very proud of her. Okay, thank

821
01:01:15.840 --> 01:01:21.519
you, she's already done both those
things. Yeah. Oh wow, that

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01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:24.519
was the right amount of fun.
Apparently, I love you. I love

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01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:30.280
you. Even though your eyes didn't
say love your love, I said dislike

824
01:01:30.760 --> 01:01:34.079
I love you. Okay, those
were loving eyes. Now, those were

825
01:01:34.159 --> 01:01:37.119
loving eyes. Thank you read my
eyes. I can Brian, You're amazing.

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01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:44.119
Thank you. Just walk out one. I know we're a past an

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hour. I want to throw it
out there. Go stop this thing past.

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Oh my god. I love you, my sweet babies. Bye bye. Those