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You're listening to the downbeats on ninety
seven to one The Freak. All right,

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MAVs took down the Spurs last night. We were at home the maps

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because I've heard that game on ninety
seven The Freak. Tomorrow night home at

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Brooklyn seven thirty pre game at seven. That's tomorrow, so good job MAVs.

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We'll talk about that game at seven, including Luca dropping an F bomb

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on National TV. It's the audio
of that for you. What did you

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just say it's gonna be thirty?
What did you just say high on Mondays

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fifty one? You said it's gonna
be in the thirties. The low low

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like upper thirties on right around Halloween, so overnight low's and like last high

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I saw for Tuesday, which is
Halloween, is fifty five degrees, which

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I've got plans take my little TV
outside and hand out candy while watching the

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World Series. Sit outside, really
well chair outside as dressed up as you

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know who. No, no,
no, I'm gonna be doing bits with

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the downbeat, singing pumpkin. Oh
really you got the first one right?

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Yeah? I think mine arrives.
Uh, it's not many of them made.

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It's more of a next year.
It's warn't trying to get it in

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production for twenty twenty four. We
just had the prototype and then the two

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extras. Something though about feeling filling
them up with fright. We should play

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some audio from the Downbeat Singing Pumpkin
next week, maybe on Halloween. I

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think so, I mean, I
think the hottest product in the market.

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When you say that, I feel
like you've pressured next week down Beat Singing

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Pumpkin. But it'll be fun,
it'll be nice and cool. Put on

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the hoodie, in the sweatpants and
here's some airheads kids, go rangers.

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It's a shame that we ate all
of our nerds. We could have had

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free Halloween candy to give out.
Did we not get to replenishing of don't

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ask for that? It's not good
today and I are giving each other a

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thumbs up. Guys. Oh that
was terrible. Man. I could feel

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my teeth rotting. I could feel
my pre diabetes start to kick up.

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So that you're gonna have another nerd
rope, aren't you? Because you're low

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on energy? Oh? Oh yeah, should damn it? So Halloween night

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is World Series game what four four? And you're gonna set a little TV

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up on the front and sit out
there. And last year watching Monday night

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football too is fun. It's a
fun way to take in Halloween. Dude.

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The high right now, it says
next what was that? Where you

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go next? Tuesday fifty five?
That's why I lost it? Oh yeah,

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no, the high wait next Monday
high fifty one. I have a

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high of forty nine right now.
Well, damn, Sunday's high as seventy

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two. Monday's high is forty nine. It's will I mean it's it's the

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end of October. Yeah, it's
what it should be, probably, but

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yeah, let's do the most important
thing in the world. A little tough

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one today. But he had a
shooting last night in Maine. And the

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town is Lewistown, Maine, second
largest town in Maine, about forty thousand

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people. Do you think that's the
only state where the second biggest city I'd

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never heard of. I bet one
of those smaller Yeah, I mean Rhode

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Island's Providence. And then what chapatch
it? I don't know, No,

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you're right, I mean maybe there
are Vermont is Montpelier, and then what

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New Hampshire's Concord. New Hampshire and
what so, but all the once you

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get up there, Yeah, what's
the second biggest city? Kind of a

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fun trivia game, that would be
second biggest city in all these states,

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and I think, I, yeah, I don't know the population. Go

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ahead, but forty thousand of a
near forty thousand for Lewistown. Okay,

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that's what I'm saying. The second
biggest city is forty thousand. That's about

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the size of mid Lothian. We're
going to play a little bit of this

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kind of just kind of report so
it sounds like we're kind of live there,

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and then I'll fill in any details
that we need to fill in here.

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There are few years of the death
toll growing in Lewiston, Maine.

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Tonight, with nearly two dozen people
believed to be dead after two mass shootings.

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Fifty to sixty others are reportedly heard. This happened about thirty miles north

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of Portland, Maine. The two
sites include a bowling alley and a restaurant

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about four and a half miles apart. Right now, the entire county is

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on lockdown as police search for the
gunman. I would have thought that Portland

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and Augusta, Maine were the two
biggest cities in Maine, not Lewiston,

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and Newport is the second biggest city
when we've heard of that. Okay Newport,

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Yeah that makes sense. What's happening? Is there two now two shooters?

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No, it's one guy. They
think the man I'm interested is forty

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year old Robert Card. They did
have a security footage video of him wearing

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a brown hooded sweatshirt carrying a military
style semi automatic rifle. Late last night

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they had a vehicle of interest eight
miles from Lewiston in the town of Lisbon,

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and they basically got a shelter in
place order for everyone today closed schools

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in that area, that Cluse schools
colleges. First, he went to Just

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in Time Recreation, a bowling alley
with twenty two lanes. A bowling alley

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that, by the way, just
in case anyone wanted to know, they

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do birthday parties with unlimited soda,
which that's pretty cool. I mean,

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yeah, just every place does unlimited
soda. I guess, well, not

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necessarily a bowling alley. I think
you should go up and refill it.

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The free refills typically standard with soda
at fast food joints m H. I

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don't know about bowling als, I
don't know. Yeah, how did you

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find that out? Yeah? That
in the story what's at the website?

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Okay Itch restaurant offers Nacho's Wings and
Potatoes Press, well known for their unlimited

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soda only at birthday parties. Naucho's
Wings and Potato skins the classic bowling food.

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Now. A local there said,
look, this is a popular place

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for local teenagers and there's a good
chance kids, children and teenagers were there

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who knows Wednesday night, but obviously
and they have tons of bowling leagues kingpin

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style. Then he goes in there
shoots at least seven people shot and killed

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at least seven people there. Here's
a guy, this is a witness here.

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And here's what this guy did when
the shooter came in. This is

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pretty wild, snowing light of bowling
and out of nowhere. He just came

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in and there was a loud popped
and as soon as I turned and saw,

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you know it was not a balloon, he was holding a weapon.

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I just booked it down the lane
and I slid basically into where the pins

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are and climbed up in the machine
and was on top of the machines for

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about ten minutes until the cops got
there. Dude took a running down the

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lane, slid into the pin machine, which feels dangerous, feels like you

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can get crushed doing but that is
really awesome, And I mean that's what

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That's what I would do, right. Bowling alleys are weirdos layout right,

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like you don't know where you are
and it's a big, wide open room.

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You go trucking down the thing.
I mean, it's it's a heady

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move. It feels risky in itself
because of what you said. Yeah,

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he get crushed. What's the alternative? You know? Yeah? Rough?

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So then he takes off and goes
to Schminghy's a barred gal four miles away

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from that bowling alley and starts blowing
down people there. So they're having another

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news conference this morning at nine thirty
am for another update. It is believed

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that over fifteen people have died.
It is believed that fifty or sixty years

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injured. Is believed that the death
count will continue to rise throughout the morning.

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And he's still on the lamp.
Yep, he is loose. Boy.

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That's so, yeah, isn't that? I don't know, maybe I'm

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definitely an idiot, But isn't it
pretty rare that the shooter and these big

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cases gets away with it for even
x amount of time? Yeah, much

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less drive four miles away to a
nearby bar. Right, every racket.

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I mean, the fact that he
was able to drive well four miles away.

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Yeah, but just the catching off
guard of anyone, especially in this

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place, in the state where those
numbers are very low. Didn't he almost

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match the damn yearly death toll for
the state, for the state, Yeah,

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yeah, for the state. I
think they had twenty nine murders last

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year, firearm homicide, just homicides, just total homicides in the state of

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Maine. I think last year was
some We're around twenty nine, and I

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believe that there was a last night
somebody cited a source inside the police department

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saying that twenty two were confirmed dead. This was late last night. Yeah,

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I kept seeing that too. But
yeah, fifteen or sixteen, I

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think is where we're officially up.
Brutal, brutal. They do you have

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you got information on Robert Card Do
you have much on him? Uh?

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All right, he's forty years old. They police seemed to believe they know

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about his vehicle, the make model. I actually they've confirmed that they know

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what vehicle he would be driving.
He's former military and threatened to do some

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type of mass shooting online recently and
health issues. So I mean, how

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many times does that narrative have to
be replayed these people? You know,

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I don't want to speculate, but
from the facts that are presented, it's

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not difficult to to assume that,
you know, this guy probably suffers from

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some mental health stuff and probably in
all likelihood didn't get the help that he

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needed, or maybe he didn't seek
it out. I don't know a lot

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of things. I don't know,
man, There's a lot of people have

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done like should go online and see
what they can find. And there's also

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when these things happens, the name
gets out, people go make troll accounts

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on social media too. There was
a Robert card account that has been taken

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down, but it went private like
before everything happened last night. But I

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could just be someone who made one, or that could not be true,

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like because social media is just so
unfiltered. They do believe it is a

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white twenty thirteen Suparu Outback. Correct
was the car that they found near Lisbon.

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They found a US intelligence document.
The Telegraph is reporting and he's described

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by police as armed dangerous. Is
a military trained firearms instructor, which if

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he was only in that bowling alley
for ten minutes before the police arrived,

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and they're claiming that there's up to
twenty two deaths and up to sixty people

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injured, you know, obviously those
are not confirmed numbers. That would I

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don't know, correlate with the idea
that this dude's a pretty good shot,

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not to be insensitive, but trained
firearms instructor. I mean, that's a

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big Yeah, that's a big casualty
account for that limited amount of time where

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after the first couple of shots,
people are scrambling. Yeah, you know,

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it's not just like target practice,
Yeah, where people are just stationary,

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they're proud of their reloading and all
this stuff they show up that defines

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them. He had been committed to
a mental health facility for two weeks in

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the summer. Details were not provided
about his treatment or condition. He reported

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hearing voices and it threatened to carry
out a shooting at the military training base

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at uh I don't know how to
pronounce this, Soako or seko Maine or

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Sasso s a CEO. What do
you do? What do you do in

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that case? Because yes, in
the hindsight, anytime this happens, and

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then you look at the trail of
breadcrumbs that scream that this dude was about

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to do something like this, But
you can't. You can't be proactive enough

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to apprehend anyone who says anything like
that or put them under some surveillance that

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it's just not realistic. The suv
link to him had been abandoned at a

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boat launch in Lisbon Falls, so
they've got the car, so he has

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another car probably or he's he's on
foot. I would, yeah, I

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would assume that this guy former military
weapon, professional weapons instructor. This guy's

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probably got pretty decent survival skills.
So who knows how long this could go

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on. But they've got hundreds of
main officers searching for this dude or could

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have done himself in too somewhere.
That's nuts, man, I don't even

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know. I mean, they're giving
us a big update at nine thirty on

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this. It's hard to go Usually
say, I want to only say things

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that you know are true. There
was rumors of it being that there was

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a youth tournament that was being held
there last night, at that bowling alley.

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But I'm confirmed I sent you this
last night. I think that's both

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to both of you guys. Let
me find this real quick. I was

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reading about Lewiston, the city in
Maine where I think the bowling alley was.

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It's about thirty five miles north of
Portland, and I guess in recent

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years, like Maine is the whitest
state in the nation, is it yep?

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And a number of years ago this
town, Lewiston emerged as a major

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center for African immigration into Maine and
the Somali population they have numbers in the

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thousands there. That's actually changed the
demographics of what was an overwhelmingly white mill

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city into one of the most diverse
in northern New England. I don't know

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if that has any play into it, but I texted you, Mikey.

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It's like you could almost assume the
narrative here, or assume the motive here

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if that was in fact, kids
a diverse community out on a you know,

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bowling on a nice Wednesday night,
and this genius is gonna really start

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fixing some things yeah around here.
Yeah. No, I don't know if

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That's why what his motive was.
But does it really matter at this point?

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Yeah, murder's murder, you know. And this guy needs to be

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caught. And yeah, it's concerning
that he's probably pretty damn well trained to

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survive forty years old. If if
if he had legitimately verbalized that he might

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do something like this, Yes,
how do you have ownership to that?

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And I'm not doing a gun thing. I'm just saying, how are you

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not? How is there no checks
in place? How do you stop it?

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One thing made is very lenient.
He's a freaking firearms instructor. That's

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what he does for a living.
You know, He's got all of the

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access. There's no way to stop
that not here. Yeah, yeah,

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well no we can't have Yeah,
yeah, no, you're right, good

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lord? All right, Well,
hopefully they catch this dude by the end

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of business today, and I mean
our business, which is ten. Am

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you got anything fun? You got
happy birthdays? Maybe celebrity birthdays would cheer

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us up. John Heaters forty six, an incredibly diverse and beautiful career,

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is well the least diverse hacked in
careers of all time. Did the skating

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movie he played Napoleon dynamite and that
what was the skating movie Blades of Glory.

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Yeah, it's not bad with Will
Ferrell. Yeah, not bad at

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all, uh, Dylim Dermott sixty
two. They did the flying Lotus,

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which was a move that coach Craig
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a big kick and they show the
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in nineteen eighty four, and they
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partner. And no one's attempted at
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to get it right this time.
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my life. But I think I
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funny. Will Arnett and Navy Polar
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they're the yeah competing. Oh that's
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was stoned too, Mikey, I
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Dylm Dermott sixty two. Rita Wilson
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amazing. It's amazing. I think
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Today? Uh? Pat Sajak seventy
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him out of that chair one of
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Yeah, that's it, that's say
Jay talk. He retired now now he's

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in his final season. Oh,
when we're retiring in May and leave it

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up to Ryan Seacrest. Do you
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it. I'm gonna say anything.
He has words with friends on his phone.

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But oh he hates work and letters. It's his job for fifty years.

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He's like, no wheels, like
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Schoolboy Q's thirty seven, Keith Urbans
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is my wife never at home?
She's always at the theater? Who's his

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wife? Is Nicole kidmaner? Yeah, okay, always at the THEATA?

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Why is she locked in there?
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I love her. Yeah, I'd
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a movie before seeing whatever they're running
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think that not our I don't think
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Yeah, let's freaking chill at Almo
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Kidman can tell me to shut off
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you'll say yes, Mommy, Yes, Mommy, call me mommy. Hold

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she sixty. No, she's not
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She's not that old. She's like, she's not a chicken. Daniel thirty

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three fifty six. Damn, they're
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in your wheelhouse. You just gotta
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always at the theater. I bet
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with her. I wouldn't last four
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Yep, don't you think Nicole Kidman's
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Bro. That'll make anybody nuts,
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scientology game, dude. But yes, of course she's insufferable. I bet

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she's cool. I think she's known
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nice. Who told you that?
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a terrible movie, but she did
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it, so I have a little
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Yeah, yeah, and who was
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you know I should watch the full
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in it. Yeah, it's great
forward play. But he's uh, it's

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she plays his wife in that,
and they have to they have to balance

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an orange. It's kind of funny. Coconut. Yeah, coconut, he's

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said, nut co Hillary Clinton seventy
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oldest bitches. Oh my god,
you are on fire. Yeah you are.

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Let him go. Seth McFarland's fifty
Danny, How old are the emails?

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No, Seth McFarland, come on
right, it's me Peter. Let

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him did another one of Seth McFarland's
great voices. Uh, like what Cleveland

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Brown. I can't do Cleveland Brown, Beary Wheel, it's really good.

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Quagmar Quagmar. I don't know,
I don't know how giggy, Yeah,

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okay, you do Quagmire. Just
Stewie tucks like these? Oh, now,

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do Popeye because it's kind of like
like that. Stewie is nothing more

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than Popeye with a British accent.
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forty five once crapped his pants.
Every wrestlers crap their pants. Kevin,

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he wanted to get out of work, and every person has crapped their pants

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once again. And if you want
the day off, you should crap your

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pants. I saw that yesterday too. It's like, dude, that's genius.

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Why did I see that? There
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a cocktail. He goes, Listen, if you want to leave work,

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just crap your pants. Who's gonna
stop you. No one's gonna ask any

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question, and you go home and
you don't have to work anymore. Then,

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right, as long as you don't
do this more than every like four

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or five months, what are they
going to like, seriously, what are

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they going to do? What are
they going to say? And what do

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you care? They just sipping a
drink. Just crap your pants. A

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genius, honestly, Like and one
of you guys, I'd like you,

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dude, go home, Dude,
I just filled in my breeches with crap.

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Work with me, basic human function. And yes, you get to

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go home immediately, and you want
and you know what, just like anything

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else, certain things that come out
of your body don't always land where they

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were intended to, and crap is
part of that family. Yes, just

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go home, Just go home.
Please, We'll see if the rest of

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the show is still here when we
come back for Sports at seven. Luca

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dropped an F bomb on Live TV
last night because he was so excited about

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this year's first rund Draft pick,
how the mav spoiled the NBA debut of

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