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So we had an incident just now
where I was left out to dry and

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then all of a sudden, John
disappeared. So John, why don't you

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tell us what happened? The computer
died? How long have we been doing

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the show? Job, that's the
long and short of it. How long

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have we've been doing the show?
We've been doing it for a little while,

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and you haven't learned yet that,
Like, oh, my computer is

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from wish dot com and I only
got twenty minutes of battery, I shoul

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probably should bring the chord with dude. I turned the battery saver on,

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I turned the brightness down, I
turned everything down, all because he doesn't

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want to walk an additional twenty feet
to go get an extension cord. But

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guess what, guess what what,
I'm gonna give you a pass on this

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one. I mean, my my, my shoulders are tired from carrying you

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all this way. When when you
look back and you only see one set

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of footprints in the sand, that's
because I carried you. But I do

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with our lack of unprofessionalism, like
how we recorded like a week's worth of

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episodes the other day and somehow I
screwed up the audio and there's no audio

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that was pure gold right there.
But I don't want to focus on the

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negative anymore, John Clark, Okay, I like it. I want to

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focus on the positive. Okay.
For those who listen, we want to

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give a big shout out right now
to the country of the Philippines. Okay,

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because your humble host and the person
he carries. Number twenty four on

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iTunes podcast charts. Oh yeah,
dude, the Philippines, man, they

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love us there, number twenty four. Take that Logan, Paul Logan,

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Paul, Joe Rogan, all of
y'all, we got all you simps beat

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We've knocked you off your pedestal in
the Philippines. Number twenty four in the

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Philippines. So um, we dropped
five spots. I don't we went up.

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We went up five spots. Actually, so hat tipped to the people

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of the Philippines. Thanks for listening. I don't know why, but you're

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probably for the hot takes of stories
like this. John Clark