So we had an incident just now where I was left out to dry and
then all of a sudden, John disappeared. So John, why don't you
tell us what happened? The computer died? How long have we been doing
the show? Job, that's the long and short of it. How long
have we've been doing the show? We've been doing it for a little while,
and you haven't learned yet that, Like, oh, my computer is
from wish dot com and I only got twenty minutes of battery, I shoul
probably should bring the chord with dude. I turned the battery saver on,
I turned the brightness down, I turned everything down, all because he doesn't
want to walk an additional twenty feet to go get an extension cord. But
guess what, guess what what, I'm gonna give you a pass on this
one. I mean, my my, my shoulders are tired from carrying you
all this way. When when you look back and you only see one set
of footprints in the sand, that's because I carried you. But I do
with our lack of unprofessionalism, like how we recorded like a week's worth of
episodes the other day and somehow I screwed up the audio and there's no audio
that was pure gold right there. But I don't want to focus on the
negative anymore, John Clark, Okay, I like it. I want to
focus on the positive. Okay. For those who listen, we want to
give a big shout out right now to the country of the Philippines. Okay,
because your humble host and the person he carries. Number twenty four on
iTunes podcast charts. Oh yeah, dude, the Philippines, man, they
love us there, number twenty four. Take that Logan, Paul Logan,
Paul, Joe Rogan, all of y'all, we got all you simps beat
We've knocked you off your pedestal in the Philippines. Number twenty four in the
Philippines. So um, we dropped five spots. I don't we went up.
We went up five spots. Actually, so hat tipped to the people
of the Philippines. Thanks for listening. I don't know why, but you're
probably for the hot takes of stories like this. John Clark