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get Carlin's phone number? I know Carlin's phone number? What, Yeah,
we talked every night. I thought maybe he's just trying to push a joker
out of the way. So this is episode nineteen. It's the final of
the Ain Alley, episode three, way too many episodes. As always happens
with my DVR. We missed the first couple of minutes. Don't really know
what happens until they run up to a helicopter and load on into it.
Yeah, this is our sixty nine. Nice. Nice, So TJ says,
we're gonna get you high. He's just coming in with those puns this
season, this guy. They are dangling out of helicopter and they're launching these
chalk bombs at targets. They get different amounts of chalk bombs based on how
they placed in the previous day. So it's twenty five, twenty and fifteen
for first, second and first place. Whoever win or whoever gets the most
amount of chalk bombs, hitting the targets, wins the pick order for the
next fucking phase of this challenge that is where they're at here. Yeah,
but didn't like this. I didn't like this either. Yeah, it was
all right. So I think for me in the final, I like things
like, you know, putting together puzzle or carrying stuff like stuff that's not
as much I think, kind of luck based because obviously throwing something from that
high it's gonna take you a while to get your aim down. You might
not ever get trained down like doing it once. So I want something more
that's like more in their control and less kind of random. Yeah, I
agree, And I think what I what I like about the finals is it's
all endurance. It's more just sort of your headspace and you know, the
effort and the heart, not the accuracy of throwing shit from a helicopter.
You know, this is like a daily challenge, not a not a final
thing. In my opinion, I agree. So Torre and Devon they go
first, and Bennie put them first, thinking that that would be sort of
a disadvantage, that they're not going to know how to do it. Going
first usually is a disadvantage, but in their case, they hit half of
them. They were given twenty bombs, they hit ten. What do you
guys think at this point? I did you think ten's gonna be hard to
beat? I didn't know any real concept about that. I thought so because
that's like, you know, a fifty percent hit rate, and I figured
that was pretty good, you know, not really having experience with this type
of thing. Yeah, it's right. I could take you, you know,
at least five or six, you know, just to kind of start
to learn, you know, how much a space you have to give it
with the throw and all that. So, yeah, Devin, this is
right up Devon's wheelhouse. I mean, this seemed like something he would know
how to do, and it seems like he figured it out and yeah,
kind of rocked it. Yeah. Jordan and a Nissa they go next.
Out of their fifteen, they only get six. Anissa passed all of her
bombs to Jordan, thinking Jordan would do better than she would, but still
only with six. Yeah, he didn't seem to quite catch on to the
rhythm. No, God, Yeah, we know that Jordan's good everything.
So if Jordan can't do this and you know, it's a bad challenge.
Yeah, I kind of agree, like this is and it wasn't fun to
watch on TV, Like it's just I don't know, what are they doing
this in the final kind of weird h all right, and so Banani goes
last. They only get five. They actually do the worst of anybody,
um, not only in terms of how many targets they hit, but in
terms of scentage of the bombs that they threw. So they only hit five.
So out of all that, this whole contest, this apparently took three
hours because next we know it's our seventy two. I feel like there's a
lot of weird math in this episode. There definitely is. There's large gaps
of time with nothing happening. Yeah, this episode for sure. Um,
and we are kind of torn on how big their head start is because it
said ten minutes when they took off, and so I think all three of
us thought, okay, ten minute head start. But then when Banani took
off, it said five minutes left. So was it a ten minute and
then a five minute? Yes, that's right, yes, niece in Jordan.
Yeah, so is it five and five or was it ten and five?
I think it was five and five. I think they just put ten
to begin with, and then they're like, you know, once we hit
the five minute mark, Nis and Jordan could go, once we had zero
bananas, a Nannie can go, gotcha? Yeah I don't know. Yeah,
I don't know either. I was out of the assumption of ten and
five. Honestly, we're going to find out, like usual, it does.
It doesn't matter all of these weird head starts. I don't know.
This whole challenge, this whole final is made to keep it close. That's
why they keep resetting things and you know, just turning hours long head starts
into a few minutes. It's all just designed to keep it relatively close.
It's kind of bullshit, yeah, which I you know, I think it's
done by Calso. Can have understand. I remember the first season of The
Amazing Race, when they got to the final leg, there was one team
those over twenty four hours behind the other teams, and it's kind of like
pointless to watch them because you're like, you know, you know that they're
not gonna catch up twenty four hours, right, So it's like, you
know, their whole scenes were pointless. Yeah, that's why I think,
I mean, this is part of a larger discussion, but like a one
day final is enough. Make them work for like sixteen hours straight and that's
that's plenty. And if people get too far behind, just cut them.
We saw that in like Rivals, remember Mandy and Jen just sort of it's
like you're too far, you're timed out, and they're like, oh yep,
um well, anyway, next time we see these challengers, they are
running through a corn I felt right at home here, what about you over?
Yeah, it's a nice Illinois pastime, that's right, corn mazes and
corn fields and yeah, we'd wander corn fields even with no mazes cut.
We just sort of wander around them. Scott says, to win anything the
first two days meant absolutely nothing. Agreed. Yeah, this whole final was
all stuff that didn't ultimately matter at all. Nope, it's kind of frustrating.
It's good. So you could argue up until the uh, the balls
in elimination they did that. Everything prior to that was meaningless. Yeah,
you absolutely could easily make that argument that nothing mattered until the balls in elimination.
Yeah, it's kind of stupid when you put it in those terms,
but it's it's true. Yeah, Carlin says, TJ. Telling Tory and
Devon that the order of them leaving the helicopter would really matter was dumb.
We all knew that they were only going to get give a few minute head
starts. Yep. Yeah. The one thing I say that will kind of
you know that did can't make a big differences. You know, whoever finished
the uh the maze first got you know, safety from going into that first
elimination. And I do think that's a pretty big advantage knowing that, you
know, two teams or two teams are gonna have to fight for a spot
to stay and you just get to bypass that, right, all right,
I'm gonna open up the phone line's guys, why not do it. I'll
put my thing in here while we whatever. All right, there's my phone
number, guys calling if you want. Yeah, um, all right.
And so after they're going through all this corn maze, they end up at
camps. And the camp that you end up at depends on which fork in
the road you take as you're sort of running through this corn maze. Yeah,
So Banani and Uh and Uh, Torrey and Devin end up at the
same camp. Jordan and needs to end up at the different camp and basically
nobody knows what's going on. They all are over at this camp scene and
they're all just sort of looking around and shrugging their shoulders, like, did
you hear that? Hello? Unknown? Hi, it's carl Oh Carlin,
what's up? Carlin? Fourth fourth co host of the show. Unofficially,
Everybody's going to be thrilled at Carlin's back on the show. So, Carlin,
how much did you hate them rigging this final for Devon and Tory?
Oh? Seriously, Zack, you need to pull his dick out of your
mouth. That's why everybody loves Carlin the show. Potty mouth, the potty
mouth. I am. I am so annoyed with this final in so many
ways. You said it's complete horse shit. Why why is it horse shit?
The final was horse shit because the entire thing what they should have done
is had an extra day of dailies, kept Olivian Horatio for that extra day,
Racio for that extra day of dailies, kicked someone out of the last
four, and then had a twenty four hour final, Like we didn't need
to see this hundred hour bullshit. It was it. They just did a
bunch of daily Chan challenges like they had all of the time in between that
was downtime for them. We kept jumping from thirty six hours to forty two
hours. Where the hell did the other hours go in between the Yeah,
this episode was particularly egregious. They hated this final. Yeah, it was
like twelve hours remaining and then it would show them at camp talking for five
seconds and eight hours remaining, like, oh they did that for four hours
they just sat there. Yeah, a final There was that one when sleep
in real sleeping bags. Yeah, they got to eat real food. They
had full nights of sleep, multiple full nights of sleep. Yeah, they
had plenty of downtime in a car and a helicopter and just sitting at the
camp. Yep. So I know, I asked him in Wolfie this last
week. But Carlin, out of the hundred hours, how many of those
hours do you think they were actively running or doing challenges? Out of the
full hundred hours, Yes, I really want to say twelve that I know
they were running for good amount of that, So I don't know, maybe
fourteen that's around I could see that. Yeah, I think I said fifteen.
So yeah, said that last week, you know, two thirds of
the way through. So maybe if we build off your fifteen, it'd be
up to twenty now, but maybe twenty true Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so maybe twenty, but twenty of one hundred hours, Like, yeah,
this is nowhere close to horse shit, it is. They kept saying this
is the hardest final and it is not. It is. It's the longest,
like the duration is the longest, but nowhere close to the heart.
Yeah, but it was only the longest because they kept having breaks where they
got to hang out at camp, and breaks where they just set up the
new daily challenge, Like you just gave us a bunch of regular daily challenges
and put them back to back to back to back. Yep, yeah,
yep, we agree. But I will say we'd had a really cool moment
in this finale, and it's about to start happening when they're all in this
cornfield and all of a sudden, the big arena in the middle lights up
and the fucking spotlights are shining and there's neon lights and stuff. We've never
seen anything like this in the challenge, and that was kind of fucking cool.
Did you guys think that was cool? I did. I thought that's
really need visual and I'm sure being there in person was probably even better.
Yeah, Carlin, would you think of this whole spectacle? Yes, it
was cool, but I also was just didn't done about the chat about the
whole final. Yeah, so I was cynical watching it yea, and thinking
that they spent I mean, at least there wasn't a ton of pyro this
time, but they'd spent a lot of money on something that they could have
not spent a lot of money on to give us a better final. I'm
going back to the corn made real quick. Something that you had mentioned him
that annoyed me, as how there was two different camps and they had to
pick which direction you want to go, like which camp? It seems like
the camps were basically the zac same and there's no benefit picking one or the
other. Yeah, it was weird. You guy just sent them all to
the same camp and it would have been fine. Was it just because I
did kind of like that. I kind of liked it because it left you
in the dark as to who finished first. Yeah, it kind of was
trying to play it all, play it up as if Jordan and Anissa were
second, but it didn't look like they were. I would have liked it
if we saw TJ, if we saw TJ say something like, you know,
one of these camps, it's like, you know, three miles of
maize to get to the center of the other once a mile and a half,
right, you know, so there's an advantage if you pick the right
one. That would have been something. Yeah, yeah, as long as
I don't know, I don't know if it's I don't like the purely luck
things like that's a coin flip, you know, that's save a mile and
a half. But yeah, this final had problems, that's for sure.
It feels like the finals have gotten worse years have gone on. I mean,
at least everybody actually finished this well, excuse me, not everybody finished,
but people not everybody quit? Oh wait, oh are you sure?
Okay, sure? Please please please tell me the timestamp on the episode where
TJ blew his horn and said, you know, Nanny, Johnny, you're
out. You know, so you never come on now we know that they're
never going. Who actually called Johnny on his bullshit? But Johnny quit this
final? Yeah, Johnny did quit this final. You are right, Johnny's
a quitter. Yeah, they quit this final. Not I quit the Final
two, but Johnny quit this final. Yep, they both did. Yeah,
Zach, you're outnumbered. I don't quit. You're outnumbered. I see
if you know that, you know you're at a no win situation, Like
why why pretend like you can win just for the looks, Hey, Tory
could have broker. Yeah, they didn't actually know that it was going to
be how quick it was going to take them to get through the other things.
If they had realized there, if at the time that they originally realized
their mistake, they realized them jumping way ahead in this we never do that.
That's not allowed here. I know if they had started re like redoing
and correcting their mistake immediately, I think they would have had a legitimate chance.
But whatever, I think. You know, with both Nanny and Johnny,
they've been doing this so long, Like all the sections of the Final
Challenge they did tonight, we've seen done in other challenges. So I feel
like Johnny and Nanny can kind of look at each one of them and gauge
like, Okay, we've seen this before. We know this will take approximate
this long, and can't say, like by time we tear apart this whole
tower and put back together, there's no way they're not going to finish those
and just cruise. My point, Johnny quit the final. Johnny did quit
the final. Yep, I agree, Carlin, you can. I mean,
in Zach, I see your point too. There was really no point.
I agree with that too. There was no point, but it was
still quitting. It's still just it's sim saying like I'm not even gonna try.
I'm you know, that's quitting. Oh I have I have one more
part and then I'll get off and you can let someone else call in.
Uh. Tim, I hate to break it to you, but I think
that the hangout before you're done Anisa thing is still going. No, it's
not no. I mean I was seriously before they hit that final bit when
Anissa and Jordan were actually done with the Allens, when she was on the
ground, it was over for them. I legitimately thought, okay, cool,
Yeah, we have a winner for this. And then Nanni quit the
final in a final that we all know Anissa could have done because it was
a bunch of puzzles. Yeah. Well I said that to the guys here.
I think I was off, Mike, but I said Anissa had a
shot at this because if they would have won that elimination. Yeah, it
just came down to that tunnel of stuff, and Anissa could have done that.
This was Anissa's if Anissa is ever gonna win a final, this was
her final to win, and she couldn't get it done. Still finished third.
Well, so it's Nannie's main strategy, and that was, you know,
to basically twist her ankle as much as possible. Nissa has a healthy
ankle. I think Anissa just kind of shakes her leg and kicks her off.
Yeah, asterix, Yeah, asterix next to it. No, because
this is a fake discussion anyway, because I truly don't believe that anyone actually
believes Anissa has it more of a chance to win the Nanny. I don't
believe that this is a legitimate art. Two people right here, dam they
both made it to the final. I can't believe that you're actually doing this
real though. It's like it's like a joke. It's like a weird can
you tell me right now the thing you tell me right now? If Devin
and Tory are out and Jordan and a Nisa are there, Johnny and Nanni
one tonight, if they were going against John and a Nissan, Jordan and
a Nissa versus Johnny and Nannie. Who wins Nissa? Yeah, I mean
I think you're saying. You're saying Johnny strategy, that Torre and Devin hat
you're going out Johnny and Nannie is quitting. So if they're quitting, my
default. You're saying, A. Nissa wins this final if she is not
injured. No, not if she's not injured, because I'm not I'm still
not confident she was injured. Yeah, listen, Anissa came in third.
What else you need to know? Nannie came in second. Uh, seems
like it's over. Seems seems like I proved what should be like not even
a debate. It's just the way that it is. This is a sky
as blue water is wet discussion. Guy, people here, you're all I
know. I feel like it's fucking crazy town up in here. Like,
what are you guys even talking about? This is not close. It's not
close. I have to believe you guys are just giving me shit just to
fuck with me. What's funny is before we got on air, watching the
episode, uh, Tim said that he thought Niece and Jodan we're gonna win
that elimination. I did, Yeah, and then you said that. You
know, you've said on here that you think that niece would be good this
final. Yeah, but you're like, so she's because this was a niece's
final to win. But now you're saying she can't win. If niece's gonna
win a final, she would have won this one, and she came in
third. So she's never gonna to admit that a Nissa could win, just
like you don't want to admit that Johnny quit the final. Hey, and
I did say this was a niece's to win. I said, if Nissa
was a capable of winning a final, this is the one she would have
won. She didn't do it, So that's it point. I don't know
if she'll ever have a chance again to win a final. No, she
but she wants she never had a chance on this one. Frankly, look
at her. Came in third. Every chip, every single checkpoint, every
single thing, every single part of this she came in third. Um.
No, Okay, there might have been one that she given a second fine.
I think the first puzzle, Yeah, the second puzzle that came in
before nine and Johnny uh leaving the helicopter tonight, they were ahead of Nanny
and Johnny. I hate to break it to you, Zach, but I
dropped a yeah but still Wolfee, will you tell Zach the rules of a
yeah but still yeah but still means you've automatically won the argument. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Zacht. That's just okay, just how it is, well,
Carlin. As far as Johnny quitting, yeah but still there you go,
Za, you can't. You can't throw that in no one else,
So you're not saying that Johnny quit zas yeah but still all right? Were
you on debate team and Zach is a schooling all of us? No?
But Ackwards asked logic. I do watch a lot of like court TV,
and just like bunch lawyers talk all day for fun. Do you see him
drop a yeah but still in the courtroom. I've not seen that yet,
Yeah but still, And I rest my case. Well, he's right.
I'll let you years go and you can continue on with the show. Bye,
carlinye bye, I love you all right. So now suddenly we're an
hour eighty two. They're running through this field for they're running through this field
for apparently eight hours, I don't know. Uh, And so TJ's up
at this Uh, he's up on this big lighted structure thing and he's like,
come to me, I summon you all that they put in post production,
right, super cheesy and weird. Um, but yes. So they
all start running towards TJ in the middle, and it is I guess I
misunderstood this. I thought it was just a straight shot, but it's amaze.
It's where you can you can end and turn around and stuff and um.
Yeah, and this is where we see people like Banani's really having communication
issues already. Devin and Tory seem fine. They arrived first, Banani's second
um and Jordan Nissa. Some say third, I say last place. I
think this is an are one. The may is where you can't say,
like, once again, this is pure luck. You know, there's no
skill in this well except that the faster you go, the faster you'll finish,
I guess. And also like if you have a good memory and you
can remember which you know corridors you've gone down already. But law as luck,
So you know there's a chance I could see a Nisse and Jordan fanishing
this first. If the R two teams just you know, got lost at
a bunch of dead ends. Yeah, I could too, accept that every
time we saw him, they're walking, and every time we saw the other
teams they're running. So yeah, I mean, if if you're going half
as fast, like, you don't really have a chance, even if the
other team makes a bunch of errors. It's just how that works out.
But their team tain every dead end possible, and you, like, get
the exact correct route on your first try, even if you're walking. I
think he could possibly well maybe, but that's not how it worked out.
No, it's all droppy. Yeah, but still here Scott asked, did
Wolf you get spoiled? Was it who you were told it was? Yes?
Whatever asshole in our Facebook group spoil of it for me? Uh,
maybe be banished to Challenge Mania forever. The dangers of running the podcast and
a fan group. Sometimes you get spoiled. Oh you get that. I
keep waiting for my fantasy results to pop up to see if I won.
Oh, you don't know if you want yet. I'm pretty sure I won
because I had Tory on my team. I took her in the first round
because I wanted Johnny. But my friend Dan the round before, like the
very pick before me, stole Johnny from me because he knew and pissed me
off. Yeah, it doesn't sound like much of a friend. No,
So had he just left him there, I would have picked Johnny and gust
Price second place. Yeah. Yeah, Dan is a listener. So Dan,
if you lost tonight, it's your fault. You should have gave me
Johnny. Yeah, you son of a bitch yourself. Yeah, but yeah,
I was spoiled. It was who who I was told it was.
Did it ruin the last couple episodes for you or were you were kind of
okay with it? Oh, we were just excited. It wasn't Johnny.
I was very excited. There was Tory Devin because I really wanted them to
win. Um, but it did kind of ruin any suspense I had.
Yeah, so yeah, I wasn't suspense up until the puzzle that they were
struggling with. I really, I legitimately had no idea even knowing the spoiler.
When when Johnny and Nanny finished that first part of the final, like
in first did you think maybe it is bad? There was a couple of
moments where I'm just like, oh, maybe maybe I misunderstood what the the
actual reply was to maybe someone else in it said I'm rooting for Johnny and
Nanny and then someone's like, oh, blah blah blah blah blah. So
I thought there could have been some confusion in there, but ah, yeah,
it turns out I was spoiled correctly. Well, speaking of Tori and
Devon, they are number one here. They get to t J and Tori
says, I'm gonna fart. She squeezes out of fart. Was that a
post production fart or was that a real Tory fart? I thought it was
real. I don't know, I don't know. I didn't see a boom
guy shoving a mic up or ass to verify this one. It's paid.
Sorry, So I guess we learned a little something about Tori. She's got
some bladder control issues man pregnancy. If he gets pregnant, it's tough for
her. Man's gonna have to get some possible spoiler. But looked like the
reunion they might be hinting someone was pregnant. Oh my god, Toy run
this pregnant? Why are there always pregnant people on the challenge? Now,
this is like the you can go to the Dollars store and pick up pregnancy
test. Why do they have these these women? Pe On stuff before they
look like it was a Nisa, though the edited niece is pregnant. We
didn't see, but we saw that hust being like someone's glowing a little extra,
Do you have something to tell us? Oh, it's it's gotta be
amber. That's m y, you dumb fos. I didn't catch the glowing
part. I totally got there, right, say it again, Zachant No,
that you're right part, that's what I like to hear. Well,
he's right a bit, all right, So Banani, they get to TJ
in second place. Bananas tries to give Nannie high five if Nanni's just like,
fuck off, fucking shit, you fucking assholen. He's having none of
this, and he's like, he's like, are you serious? He thought
maybe she was just putting on a show, but no, She's like,
I fucking can't stand you right now. She's so pissed. He like pointed
to something and she's like down, she's done. She's fucking furious. It's
great, uh, Jordan, Denisa. They finished third in it. Now
we're hour eighty three, so this took apparently an hour if we're gonna rely
on with this title, So yeah, one whole hour out of a hundred,
and now we are in what TJ calls the finale zone auto zone.
That's it? And what game are they playing? Wolfe? Powerball? Powerball?
Wolfee mentioned powerball earlier this evening, and I was like, I don't
know what you're talking about, but I didn't care enough to say anything.
This is not the first half happened. There's been other seasons where I call
everybody's like, it's ball. What are you talking about? I'm like,
why did you like keep calling it powerball? Power Ball is actually a cooler
day before it? But is it what they called it on American Gladiators?
Maybe? Oh maybe, maybe that's why I keep getting confused because I used
to watch the shit out of American Gladia. It's also like a lottery thing,
you know, Yeah, I know that, but I'm saying American Gladiers
had the exact same Yeah, like a very similar game. Yeah, and
maybe they call it powerball. I'd say this challenge normally you could call it
powerball, but tonight's edition with the rope of safety, that was more like
pansy ball. Oh my god. We were so pissed at this weird fucking
rules here, very weird yeah, and I guess we're here. Yeah.
So, basically, because Devin and Tory made it to TJ first, they
are safe from this elimination. Jordan and a Nissa have to go against Banani
in a modified version of balls In. They had to change the rules because
of injuries, right, That's why I don't know they did this had to
be sure, I suppose so, But I mean, like, why do
this challenge so much in the past and not worry about injuries and now like
you're hours away from the season being over, Like, why worry about it
now? Yeah? Who knows. But the rules are weird, unlike previous
seasons. You can't wrestle them all the way until they put the ball in.
There's a rope on the ground, and it seems like once you cross
over that rope barrier, you're safe. Yep. You can just sort of
delicately place that ball inside the basket and you're you're done. Nanni and Anissa
go first. Nanni says her, Only by the way, I was right,
called is called powerball. That's why I keep getting mixed up. Yeah,
okay, well, Nanni says, all she can really do is aim
for a. Nissa's legs. She feels bad because Anissa has an injury,
but realistically that's the only way she could take a Nissa down any other way.
She grabs Anissa. A Nissa is gonna be able to plow her through
this thing, um and Pornani. She gets to the inside the circle multiple
times, but can't seem to put the fucking ball in the basket properly.
What's what's Nanti's deal here, guys? I think you know, I think
she knows that a Nis has the size over her. So when she outperforms
a Nisa there, she's like feeling mighty and high on herself and wants to
like a cool slam and instead of just you know, playing a safe and
place their ball in gently. Yeah. Yeah, she's getting cocky yep,
and Bananas is pissed. He keeps like he's clearly frustrated, like, Nanni,
just just slow down, just if I can put it in there.
Uh, Nani's h Nanni's pissed. So I remember this, But Jacquelin sham
that Harassio said that, Uh when him and Jordan did this, Chamsay had
the same rules. It seemed it seemed a little more obscured in their elimination.
But I remember this too, that it seemed less sort of aggressive than
typical balls in that we see. I guess they explained it because of how
obvious it was once they got on the end zone. Yeah all right.
So anyway, so now we're onto Banana's versus Jordan. M Not much happens
here except that Bananas grabs Jordan's shirt. Jordan left his like sort of overshirt
on where Bananas took his off. Gave Bananas some leverage that he could grab
and sort of fling Jordan around. Next round a Nissa tweaks her knee but
still wants to play. Ye, Bryan, give me a ball. I'd
also like to point accause I brought this up when we're watching, you know,
I think we'd all agreed. Jordan one of the best male competitors to
ever do it, never has beaten Johnny, and I had to have elimination.
Johnny is under he did against him. Yeah, but Johnny plays him
against against him when hands really matter. So let's put an asterisk next to
those two talking if we're talking asterix agreed, Yeah, but oh you left
out the still so h boy. All right, So Nanni takes down Anissa.
This round, Anissa just stays on the ground. Um, she's done.
She's tweaked your ankle. This is the last point anyway, Anissa's bawling.
Um tory, Nanni go to comforter. Who'd you guys think of all
this stuff? Are you still claiming this injury ankle is fake? Fake?
I mean I haven't seen an X ray so purple bruising. No. I
mean I felt bad for a Nisa. You know, I think I think
if they were on this challenge, you know, one hundred times, Anissa
wins at ninety nine out of one hundred, but uh, you know,
I think I think that she got injured in the other thing that I thought
of once I realized the rope roll, which I thought was you know,
dumb and nine not two. Just start running circles around the rope, rolling
alone the outside and just make Anissa run with you. Yeah, that was
if I was Nanni, I think that's exactly what I would have done.
I think it wouldn't be hard to put a lot of distance between you and
Anissa and just wear her out. Yeah, and just walk over the line
slowly. That's not what Nannie did. Nannie just decided to beat the shit
out of her, take her out like Tanya Harding, Sorry, Anissa,
You're done, all right? And Anissa, for her part, apologizes to
Jordan says she's disappointed in herself. Jordan says, no, you're a fighter,
Anissa. Jordan's seething on the inside. Well he should have made her
run through that for well, I think Jordan is seething. But you get
a confessional that I think is rare for Jordan where he's kind of making fun
of himself and genuinely like laughing at himself. I think, where he's impersonating
himself to do you guys catch this? I don't think I did now.
And suddenly he's like, you could not copy my walk? You could not
copy my walk? Well, it was a really short one. He just
said like he's like, oh yeah, I was yelling at you like we're
in a raised keep going, don't say I can't. Like, he was
just making fun of himself and laughing, and it was just like a human
moment we usually see Jordan's. So I got yeah, that's when he needs
to talk about point him as her like phone, wall paper, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't want that hair to fall in here.
Oh I would have I would have oh, oh my computer, what
do I care? Oh I wouldn't drink it. I would have drank it
out of my beer. Um. Jordan is usually just so intense and focused
that when you get him sort of goofing around and smiling, it's just sort
of it catches me off guard. But I kind of liked it. Uh.
Anyway, So after this Jordan and he said, they're out Banani and
Devin and Tory, they end up at their separate camps. They're just sort
of chit chatting whatever. Um, this is what he's getting. This is
gonna get a big time jump here, guys. Yeah. It's like I
just can't believe it. We're here, like we're gonna if we can get
this, we can win. Yeah, and then jump ahead like ten hours
yeah, well eight hours initially they're waking up, and then and then five
more hours it's like boom boom boom boo boo. So all of a sudden,
it's thirteen hours have passed. It makes it look like they're just waking
up, getting out of their tests, stretch it a little bit, and
then five hours later dark. Yeah. I was like, what it really
does seem like they did nothing all day, right, they were awaken,
just sort of chilling for like nine hours. Yeah, pectually just like we
got wait for the sun to go down to film. This will looks cool,
Yeah, I mean maybe that's what they did, but it's weird.
It's very not what you would think of as a final. So all of
a sudden, there's three hours left in this final. Guys, they're still
at this final zone zone and uh TJ brings out Jordan and Anissa and Olivia
Harassio to finish watching this finale. Yeah, Olivia's got the black eyes,
got a bandage over and knows yeah, says she broke her face in five
places. Ouch. Yeah, she's a champ man. I mean not literally,
but like Carlin says in all caps this final, you won't find anybody
to disagree with that on this episode. Con Now, so the final three
hours, it really just comes down to this elimination thing. There is no
headstarts, there's no advantage. Every single every other ninety seven hours that Devin
and Tory finished number one doesn't matter at all. Nope. It is literally
just this race through these little obstacles, and that's how we decide our winner.
Yep, Carlin, how do you feel about that? We've sort of
seen this this challenge not as extreme, but where it's like the separate sections
you gotta bust into each one, like do whatever. But this one's a
little a little bit more complicated. But yeah, not exciting for a final.
Yeah, yeah, I agree. And it was also sort of all
of these were throwbacks to previous eliminations and our dailies, right, like we've
seen most of these and other parts of this. Yes, so it starts
off with them pulling these spikes out of drywall. We saw this in a
previous elimination. I can't remember whose it was. That's in Nelson, So
yeah, that's right. FESSI just fucking destroyed this thing, and this time
Bananas destroys it. He's showing Nannie how to do it, and they Banani
actually finishes this phase first. Yeah, Devonatory, you're kind of struggling,
but that's where the struggle ends. Guys. After that first one, Devnatory
are clear leaders the rest of the way. The next one, they're breaking
through some drywall and hauling these cinder box into some of the puzzle. Yep.
Two images one on each side. Um, and we find out really
quickly that or Nanni and Johnny are not cooperating with each other very well,
and then they get their puzzle wrong. Tory and Devin seet this right away
and they're like, oh, they fucked up. Ye yep, And they
have a really good strategy and not surprised because Devin's involved here. But they're
laying their pieces out on the ground and they assemble the backside first so Johnny
and Nannie can't see it, and then they start on the front side.
Yeah. I think that's where they really won was the fact that, you
know, before they stared building too, they kind of separated all the pieces
and like put these sections over kad these over head. That way we don't
get mixed up, which its sums like Johnny and I just threw everything to
one pile and was like, all right, let's build from here. Yeah.
Yeah. I think Devon's really good at very quickly assessing a situation and
very quickly coming up with a with a good plan. Um, Nanny and
Johnny are quitters a burden and Carlin, I already won this argument. Carlin,
you heard the rules they have it Still you can't you can't come back
from me. Yeah, but still that's just how it works. Um.
But yeah, we see Devin and his confessional will say like, hey,
only like thirty of these cinder blocks matter, so put the ones that matter
aside, stack the rest up, and then you assemble your puzzle. Yeah.
Banani seems to have a different approach here. Yeah, I don't know
what the fuck he did. They probably don't know what the fuck they did.
Now, this part made me curious with the the other finalists there to
watch, because I don't know if we're going to continue this in future finals.
But we've seen a lot of times in eliminations where if you have a
preference of who wins, you can help them. And I think it's only
a matter time that we could see someone like a Jordan being like Tory,
like I'm going to tell you where to put these pieces and completely influencing who
wins this season. Yeah, and I know I'd be pissed if that ever
happens. I don't know how the rest of the fan base would feel,
but like, if you have people not in the game influencing who wins,
yeah, that'd be annoying. Yeah, I don't I never have a problem
with it during the season, because I feel like that's always been part of
the challenge, and that's part of why you want friends in the house,
Like it's part of the strategy here. But in a final, You're right,
there's something different about a final that I don't I wouldn't like that either,
I assume if we've ever seen that. Um. But anyway, so,
yeah, Bananni, they're still at the puzzle while Devon and Tory move
on to um the rest of the challenge here, Room of Sand, the
Room of Sand. But even before they're done clearing out the Room of Sand,
Bananni seems to be just like fucking standing around. Yeah. They seem
to realize early on, like we have to take out this whole thing,
We've got to take it all apart and start over. But instead they just
sort of keep staring at it. Well, Devin until he finished the thing.
Yeah, I mean, I mean, yeah, Johnny's just like,
oh, I don't want to take this whole thing apart. He's like my
backerds I fucked. Yeah. Yeah, And even before he said that,
you know, he mentioned that he can't have looked in Nannie's eyes and saw
that she has checked out. Yeah, secondy for him too, because you
know not to not to crap on Nannie, but I'm assuming he was doing
a lot of the heavy lifting there. If your partner's checked out, like
why put yourself through that to win a million dollars? You can't win if
your partners checked out. But what if they both had a heart attack and
died in the sand pit, Zach? What if the sandpit collapsed on them
and they suffocated to death? Yeah, what if the sand became a living
creature, then Johnny and body swallowed them alive. Then Johnny and Nanni can
walk back to camp, take a ten hour nap, come back, finish
it, and then win. Like there's no hurry then, yeah, fair
enough. Well, speaking of no her is, Devin and Tory also don't
seem like they're in the biggest hurry either, now that they don't really even
have anybody they're competing against, and they kind of just leisurely get through the
rest of these stations. I understand what the last one was. It seems
like there was chains, Yeah, and you had to like undo them a
un scot. It seemed almost like the not so Fast Yeah, I think
it was with chains. Yeah, it was weird though. Yeah, you
think they would have explained it. Instead we get eight seconds of them pulling
chains and then oh they won. Okay, they pulled some chains. I
like that. I do like that. Devin in that dry wall and then
went in. He stood there and waited. Yeah, He's like, come
on, let's go, and they got to like pull down the lever together.
Yep, it's fun. Banani still just standing there looking at the puzzle,
trying to move those blocks, telepathically, naughty with her mouth open,
her giants out right. Yep. Uh So that's uh, that's about it,
guys. Um. In the final Confessionals, Banana or Bananas is actually
tearing up and getting kind of emotional, getting choked up here. I was
tearing up also, Yeah I was not was not that has nothing too,
Johnny. It's the fact that, like, I truly believe what he was
saying about the You know, it hurts me because I lost this for Nannie,
and you know, I felt bad because I've been in other situations in
life where you feel like you let someone down and it sucks to feel like
that. Yeah, yeah, I do have in my notes, Zach.
I'm sorry to say this has been in my notes, I have typed Banani
basically quits here oh spaghettios. Yeah, but still so Scott said, crying
because he quit. Yeah, I agree with Carlin. They quit. You
can phrase it however you want, you can whatever, come up with other
excuses, but they absolutely quit. Faux shout, Well if he did,
they quit, they quit? Yeah, sorry, Zach. Right now,
we're I mean trying to think back those Zack's gonna start tearing up now because
I'm thinking back to like eliminations, and I feel like half of the eliminations
we've seen this season, where one team has a you know, a huge
advantage, the second team just have steps back. Its like they're about to
win this in the next twenty seconds. So are all those people quitters?
But not twenty seconds that this had to be, I mean a half hour.
But scoop like all that sand out of there and pull in those chains.
I feel like I could do that sand thing in like five minutes.
Five minutes. Yeah, no way, it's not that hard to push sand
all right up, We're gonna add a tier on Patreon. Let's fill a
room up with sand. Yeah, quick, Zach and Zach five minutes you're
on all right, well we got we got, we have Marland, says
Johnny, and Nanny will forever go down in John's history as final quitter.
Wow, no harsh words, Nanny. Maybe Johnny will go down as the
most winningest challenger ever. This doesn't take away from Johnny's legacy. Um,
he's still a very accomplished challenge winner. But he could better. He could
have tried a little harder here. I did want to ask you, Tim
because earlier you Dockery, Ryan, Dockery, Ryan, what's uh? What's
up? Buddy? Like a strawberry Dackery? I good? Hey, did
Bnanni quit this final? Or what? Ryan? Yeah? For sure,
Zack was the last step when they gave up. I would have maybe gave
him some room, but they were like two and a half steps from finishing.
They gave up before Devon and and Uh or even finish the fucking cinder
block puzzle. I think you're right. I think they Yeah, I think
you're right. Before they even finished, they were sort of giving up.
I'm interested to see, but I'm guessing that, like, let's use demon
and toy because they've finished the whole thing. I bet you they spent more
time building that puzzle than they did the other three ones combined. It might
be right. That's why I think they knew if we got to take this
apart this puzzle alone to remake it is going to take longer than the entire
rest of the final compared. That means that they could predict the future because
they made that decision before the other one stuck. I don't think it took
for a little while. They just edited it down because it wasn't entertaining to
watch one person do a puzzle. Yeah. Well, and I don't think
anybody's arguing that Banani didn't have a chance here. I think everyone is sort
of on the same page. They likely had no chance to take this apart
and reassemble it. But still yeah, but still we don't. We don't
quit on the challenge. You don't quit. You just keep going. And
maybe they it injured, maybe who knows. You just keep going. You
don't just stand there and look at a puzzle. It's weird. It's a
weird thing. I don't like it too, because they it takes away from
Victorian Devon's win a little bit, like they're not competing at the end.
It was just handed to them, like for all intents and purposes. They
could have quit too and been like, well we got further. It's just
it ruins the competitiveness and I took away a little bit from like the climax
of the whole goddamn show. Yeah, it's a little bit of a sportsmanship
thing, you know. He just keep trying and as we find out,
they still get money anyway, they do. Yeah, Ryan, how much
money did they get? Thirty eight thousand dollars apiece? Nice, very generous,
one for every season. They should have gave them one for every season
they've been on the show. That would ye have a variable? H Does
that mean Jordan and Anissa and Harassio Olivia got money too? Yeah? Okay,
good, Yeah they should. And I'm wondering if that's why they brought
them out, because Tory and Devin were like, if we win, this
is what we would like to do. It's weird because they didn't like when
CT and Casey gave away their money. TJ like gave him the choice.
Yeah, this time it seemed like they just sort of came up with it
on their own. Yeah, And they made a speech about how they hope
this will be an ongoing tradition. So I don't know what you guys think.
How many seasons will this tradition last before someone's like, no, I'm
not giving the money at well, if FESSI ever wins, I agree.
I don't think he does less unless is like him against Casey in the final.
I think he'd give Casey money, but no one else maybe Josh.
Yeah, I don't even remember Harassio on Olivia standing there when they gave him
the money, Like in my mind it was just the other two teams.
Yeah, that's right, Yeah they were there too. I was have it
disappointed only the finals because when TJ was like, we have special guests,
I thought, either A, it's gonna be like most of not all of
the cast, they file them all out, because I know they do that
for other real Joe's like an amazing race they bring the whole cast of the
finale to celebrate, or I thought it might be like loved Ones, which
I was excited, like, are we gonna get loved ones there to cheer
on their their you know, family members, the loved ones on the challenge.
That'd be cool, Like could you imagine if they're like parents came out
or their siblings that no think of these people as real people, almost like
only live on the challenge. Now they're going to bring out some like ugly
parent or relative, Like I can't handle that some ugly parent, the judgmental.
Most of these people I only like because I like the way that they
look sometimes. Jesus, Ryan, this is being honest kidding. How drunk
are you? How drunk are you that you're saying these horrible truths about yourself
that you should be very I was trying to play catch up, so maybe
very just drink that fast. But it's just not a lot. Carlin agrees
with you. She doesn't want to see their families either, mean I want
to see their fans back gard the Ryan that like, the more attractive you
are, the more I'm going to like you. That's why you love John.
Oh my god, Olivia, God, she is she ever gonna look
the same way? I mean, if you go look at her Instagram,
she doesn't quite look the same. Um, well, that's that's the surgery
that I mean. Yes, well, listen, this is a woman that's
already gone through a bunch of plastic surgery. It is not going to stop
like and it could be the surgery. It also could be that she's she's
recalled and recut her hair. And I'm not I'm not saying that disparaging,
like the women shoulde pay. Anybody should get plastic surgery if it makes the
more confident, whatever, But come on, Olivia's clearly had a lot done.
She's gonna look different every time we see her. She's gonna look different.
She's gonna have different eyebrows and different nose, different lips. I mean,
we spent the whole season with me saying that, like, there's two
different Olivia's in the house. There's confessional Olivia and then every other time of
the day Olivia. Yeah, and the every other time I think is actually
more attractive Olivia. Yeah. I don't like her in the Confessionals, you
agree, Wilvie, Yeah, yeah, I like her in the house,
not the confessionals. Yeah. I'm not a big makeup person like my now
ex wife used to complain all the time. She'd like, yeah, you
don't dress up. I do put on makeup and stuff. You never compliment
me, And I'm like, I don't even notice, honestly, So that's
honestly how I feel about how you look when you don't have makeup. That
feels like a compliment coming out of a man's mouth. But women don't interpret
that. No, that's not that's not an actually comport everything. Patty likes
my idea about the families makeup. Right, Wait say that against Ryan said
that means to like interpret it. That means you look ugly with Oh Ryan's
interpreting for the ladies here, Well, I mean we're all divorce. Maybe
explains what Patty. Patty brings up a good point about my idea of bringing
their families, because then we can see the family drama of Jordan and Tori's
relationship. Oh yeah, that's a good point. I hate that hated on
challenge. That's my favorite part of Survivors, the loved ones. It's your
favorite part of the letters and the loved ones and stuff. I love that.
I also loved rights a passage which sound do it? Oh yeah,
fuck that right, it passes that ship was so stupid hate that. I've
always hated that. Oh that's amazing. Yeah, I know, I'm not
a huge Survivor watcher like a lot of other people. Get rid of the
family letters, get rid of anything from home. They pretty much had now,
Yeah, no, nothing. Yeah, not to the little retreat.
No letters, no, no push them from people from home. No.
Now that they've cut this season by like two weeks, they don't do that
anymore. Yeah, you're a survivor, bitch, deal with it. Yep.
I agree. Make these people as miserable as possible. That's the way
to get good TV. Carlin's also hoping that MTV paid for Olivia's face after
after this. I bet they did. I hope. So. I bet
they could be great. Could you imagine Jordan being there and then be like,
all right, Tory, here is your loved one. Facal But Ryan,
how does this? How does this change going forward? Devin Devin being
a challenge champ in Tory? Does this matter? Does this matter in upcoming
seasons? I mean, I think that it does because it's a little bit
of changing of the guard, Like they're sort of the first of the newer
cast members. I mean, I know Casey one, but who she's barely
relevant even when she wins let alone any other time. I don't know.
I think some cloud and stuff. I think it does matter. Maybe they
do a champ season and they're on the champ side or something. What about
Amber Oh, I forgot about Amber also something forgettable. Yeah, I guess.
I mean more like when they sort of introduced to Argue the one that
like right at the end of the twenties early thirties seasons when they were still
MTV casted in some capacity. Yeah, they the first Argue the one winners.
I think they might be. They might be, But I did see
a weird thing where it was like it broke down the challenge winners for the
last ten years or whatever, and it's always Jordan Bananas or CT like,
Yeah, those are the winners every fucking time of the men's side. Yeah.
And so now that we have a Devin who actually like competed against all
these other big challengers, I do think that shakes things up. And I
think fest he's going to come into next season super insecure. Oh yeah,
I think Devin's in trouble going forward. I think, you know, Niessa
can't touch on it that you know, people sleep on Devin and uh,
you know, like I think now they're gonna be realized he's good a lot
more things than he could win. And also, listening to Bananas podcast all
season, the one recurring thing you'd hear from all these guests about uh Devon
is he was playing such a dirty game. I had no idea, but
now I know what kind of game he plays. Yeah, and so I
think a lot more people are there. I think there could be a lot
more suspicious of him going forward. Yeah, if he becomes a target for
eliminations, he doesn't seem you know, if if the odds are you know,
even going in, if it's physical, he's going to lose most of
the time. If it's mental or you know, something in that strategy sort
of world, he stands a good chance. But I agree, if he
goes in two or three times every season, he's not making it to the
end most of the time. Yeah, I think that's true to you.
I think people are going to see him as a an easier pick off.
I think I think Tory will be fine. I think Tory will still be
in a good spot going forward. I do too to Tory is one of
the really strong females. She's gotten kind of unlucky in finals, that bad,
bad partners or whatever. But this might be the start of a winning
streak for her. Yeah, and I feel like she's just going to the
kind of person I could go into the house next season, talk to people,
and no one's gonna be like, she won, so we need to
gun for her, like I think Piodes could be like, oh, yeah,
she won, but she's chill. We'll keep her around, right,
She's not a smash Lee. She's not gonna cause a bunch of problems.
No, I mean you go ahead, Zack. Sorry. I was gonna
say she might randomly hook up with a new guy, but you know she
hasn't done then a couple of seasons. I guess, man, did she
hook up with the other Jordan last season? The Romanian Jordan? She might
have? Was that just last season? I forget that it all runs together
now. Maybe I just mrried the beginning of her Challenge career, where like
the thing was every season she would like hook up with a guy, and
then the next season she'd cheat on that guy with another new guy. Yeah,
Ryan, I had a question for you, and I've forgotten it.
That's all right. I have a question for you that I remember. Oh,
I was going to make you ask Zach a food question, but ask
your question first, all right, cool, because I have to think of
a food question, all right. So mine is, do you think that
the way that the Challenge and especially the final final were built that seemed more
weighted towards puzzles and stuff than it had been in any season's past. Is
that going to change consistently moving forward? And if so, are we going
to see more winners like Devon that are maybe more well rounded, not physical
specimens, but you know, can hang versus normally it's the long distance runners,
the super athletically tilted you know guys, maybe being a little bit different.
You're talking just the final, right, yeah, because I mean it
came down to puzzles essentially in the end, and I just wonder will that
be the theme like ever pit stop or whatever, every checkpoint this one was
you won if you were the first to finish the puzzle. Do we see
that continuing? Is that it maybe Devin's in actually a challenger If that's the
case, I think a lot of it will depend on the format of the
season, because I think this really worked well for him and Tory. But
if you went to that final and it was him, Harassio, Jordan and
Johnny like playing solo games without partners, I think Devin's in a lot worse
of a spot there. Yeah, I read a lot of people saying that
this final basically came down to Nanny versus Tory. I could see that,
because really, when you're in a team based format, it's you are You
are as strong as your weakest teammate. It doesn't matter who's stronger. Devin
versus Bananas does not matter. It really only matters whether Tory or Naughty is
So yeah, I think Devin got lucky with a partner. But I also
think that they're they're moving more towards these like trying to make the final close.
So they're you know, you can win five things in a row and
that trans leads to a thirty second head start, and that just to keep
it sort of artificially close. So yes, I absolutely think Anissa could have
won this final. I keep saying that, and she did not deserve it.
She came in third place the whole time, But if she made it
to those last three hours, she could have pulled it out. That last
three hours might have been built for Anissa really picking stuff up. That's what
I'm saying. I said that same thing, Ryan, I think Anissa would
have done well at this final. Actually that these last three hours and I
could see, like, you know, we saw a little bit of it
in this final, but going forward, if they keep going with this like
start and stop multiple days where you know, the caskets together at the beginning
of the final and be like, we're just gonna walk you know, nine
because we know that the last parts the only fan matters. Yeah, so
unless they change it up, you know, I hope they could do break
the game like that. We've seen the Challengers break the game before. I
hope they do that. Walk together holding hands, be like it it doesn't
matter, and twinket to the end. Yeah, fuck it, Challengers,
do you have your orders? Zach has given you your orders. Producers would
be so happy, right, God, damn it, run all of you,
run all right, Ryan, give me your give me your food question
for Zach. This is normally an aftershow only exclusive, So Zach, we're
gonna we're gonna introduce you to the real show here. This is advertising for
people doing the patons. We can get this every week, that's right.
Oh man, this is a lot of pressure. And I actually forgot that
I was supposed to be thinking about a food question. But can we turn
the food question into a live eating challenge? Something out of your refrigerator that
he's never eaten before. I got to catch up in there. There,
it's like five things. You gotta have something in there that he's never taken
a bite up before. It can even be something easy that most people would
think is delicious. Do you eat hard boiled eggs? I do? Okay,
so actually do Here's lives. I don't know. That's like pulling up
Johnny. You don't want to be in his class, or maybe you do.
Actually, no, it's actually a very risk. I'm not going to
dig through my I'm not gonna dig through Oh man, you're killing me.
I guess what I have to say that for the after show, nor I
might be open to that, but like literally five minutes into this podcast to
be like, oh, my stomachs a little queasy, so I would hate
to look better time. You don't want to mess up a nice stomach.
You add something to the crappy sumwhere and I don't want to vomit all over
the sound board. That wouldn't be good for my Patreon thing. You there
you go. So for the finale, I made homemade ranch dressing for everybody
to go with the pizza. Zach, could you would you put your finger
in ranch dressing and like, I love ran give it a look. Oh
really do you? Yeah? Do eat salad with ranch dressing on? Yes?
And I like that's what I had forever dressing. Now that now that
I'm trying to like eat healthier, I do more of a vinaigrette. But
yeah, before I was trying to get healthy, I put ranch on salad,
chicken fingers, everything. Oh okay, I underestimated. You gotta sit
on I guess. Don't call it pop Ryan. What are you doing from
Ohio? No shit, you are No, it's not pop soda. Please
get I guess I realized that. Do we still have any ranch left?
Yeah? Yeah, they're a huge ball ranch. It's trybe Stillia, I'm
kidding. You don't have to eat the ranch. Well, I want to
try enough. It's still like a mochrella stick or something over there or something
there is all right, Your stomach feels good enough because I know I like
ranch and Mozilla stinks. That's different though, of course those aren't any kind
of stomach that here at all. Ranch and futrella. Well. I was
also planned to have this like when we got off the air, like before
I left the house, so not right now on air, I feel like
I've derailed what was a very nice episode at the very we never had nice
episodes, Ran, what are you time? To the point, Joker and
Scott are both like I'm out, Oh man, guy, sorry, I'm
trying to think that there's some like completely normal food next week I'm bringing so
all right sounds again, I'm booting you out then, Ran, all right,
I love you guys. Peace. All right, Well that's it for
the final guys. I think that's it. And so Ryan, if you're
I'm assuming you're chill listening. Besides pop also U, I want to have
never had juice by've high when I was a baby before I can remember juice
like apple juice like apple juice, orange juice, and type of juice fruit
punch. Never had it. I don't know how you go through the lights
as like I said, when I was like two years old, I'm sure
my mom gave me juices and stuff, but nothing I can remember. And
like since I could choose my own beverages. Oh, it's just like sugar
water because like stuff I drink, I need like flavor to it. Yeah,
so I drink juice, soda, tea, whatever, you have to
just some water, water and milk right once again, Like I've pretty much
cut out milk once I've been trying to lose weight. Yeah, so's pretty
much water only. That's like super healthy. So I shouldn't judge you.
But soda so good, so awesome. That's the thing, Peter like,
Oh, how do you know you want like soda? It's like that's my
that's not the issues. I might like soda and it's unhealthy. So I
don't want to start something bad for me that I might like. I have
so much respect for people that think in that way. I do not have
that capacity. I guess that's me with weed. Yeah, maybe I'm just
like, No, I'll probably like it too much. I'll do it all
the time. I wish I had that switch in my head Wolfe, because
I just think, can't I have it for something useful? I just think,
I bet I like that. I'm gonna just fucking do that all the
time then, because I like it. Well, if it didn't, like,
you know, make you fat, I robe would then we doesn't make
you fat well, no, which is the eating because we makes you really
hungry. Remember said I'm in for the for the drug camp out. So
oh yeah, the yeah, the self, the exploration of like who like
LSD and wash it I wash it in the desert? Yeah, I want
to do that for sure. Yeah. Crazy. Anyway, head over two
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Give us ten bucks and you can do that. It'll be fun. Yep.
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It'll be fun. I'm actually we really looking forward to that. I think
that'll be a lot of fun. I think it's gonna be a good reunion.
Yeah, yeah, what's it? Do we any reviews? No?
Do we any social media? So there's a couple of things. First off,
I post about this in the group. I don't know if you guys
saw it, but there's a new reality show coming out called House of Villains
and it will be starting one Johnny Bananas starring well, I mean I'll be
wanted to contest featuring Yes, So I don't know the premises show, but
I'm assuming it's like the worst humans ever on Yali TV and then like Johnny's
the one angel and like had to deal with all of them. Um,
I saw Johnny fair play too. Is john Fairlay you see Wolfe? I
love New York New York is on the Yeah, but but you know New
York, New York. She's gonna be honest. Yeah, she's a terrible
person. Yeah. Tiffany Pollard, I think, yeah, yes, there's
a Kim Erard this girl's name, but there's one on it that's horrible from
a ninety day fiance. Oh yeah, I never watch that. Yeah,
but she's great. Um. Besides that, Johnny also was in a new
uh new commercial I don't know if you guys saw that for a fan duel
where he was told that he you know, some people say I'm somewhat athletic,
so I loved that. They made an entire commercial around that, and
then there are some other social media thing that's in kind. I totally forgot
about it. Fucking fassy piece of shit, worst right. I hope he's
never a champ. I hope he keeps coming back and it was eliminated early
every time by people he deemeds weaker than him. Uh. Ryan says,
oh shit, I meant to bring up did you hear that Jordan warned warned
production about the masks at the sling shot where Olivia got busted up? I
did not. I did hear that? Yeah that. I mean it was
very unsafe, clearly, and I can't believe they made Jordan and needs to
do it after Olivia destroyed her vase bizarre so weird. Well they used her
as an example. They're like, see that's what not to do, right
right, I guess? All right, Well, thanks for hanging out with
us for this entire season, everybody. It's a lot of fun. Now
you got to long wait until the Global Championship starts on Marching god dud,
right, Well it's three weeks. But yeah, we will not be doing
a podcast for the reunion. If you want to hear our thoughts on the
reunion. You got out to give us ten bucks and show up live,
yep, so to give us ten bucks. Yes, yeah, we don't
want to podcasts about what we podcast about already exactly probably not going to be
that exciting anyway, But all right, well, I guess that's it for
this episode of Challenge. This has been Brian Big Google, Sweetie, Zach
you bananas and bringing it back, bringing it back, and as TJ said,
I'm gonna get you high Arte Charlette cheek nerary