I'll clean the erasers, missus, Muffy. Good morning Metroplex. Just like
day four of the last thing you say before we go in the air,
I say it. Yeah, that's kind of how Skins does his teases and
kind of how Mikey does his live spots too. Yeah. I like it.
It's a skill I need at home off air to on air, segue
at home. And now we bring you into our world. Good morning Metroplex.
No, no, no, we're going into your world. If you're
coming into our, I don't know, but we have a good Thursday morning
of fun. At nine o'clock. A copper on the air cracking cases.
Well, you're asking if copper is an acceptable term. Probably is the list
of cop nicknames, though that can't be too bad. I don't know if
cop is. Yeah, I guess it is. It's fine, right,
A cop? Yeah? What does cop mean? I don't think it means
citizens on patrol? Like the Police Academy film series taught us because they were
underfunded in like Police Academy four and it was Police Academy four. Citizens on
patrol? Who made it to four? Me? Everyone? Cool? What
who didn't give up after two? I have a recollection of those movies being
excellent. Okay, let's look at the series. Do you think they like
being called the fuzz? Fuzz is kind of cool. Almost three year old
calls him popo. That's good? Okay? Is that good though? Or
is that a popo? Pretty good? Is that slanderous? I don't know.
We can find out at nine o'clock because we're gonna have some some hot
fuzz popo cops on. Okay, here we go. Police Academy number one,
Police Academy two, their first assignment, Funny, Police Academy three,
back End Training, Police Academy four, Citizens on Patrol. I think I
was. I was still in there. But Police Academy five assignment Miami Beach.
They won me there and that was probably the last time I said.
I don't think there were more. Yeah, are you comfortable? Sit down?
Yeah? Right now, there's another a couple more. Please Academy six,
City under Siege, and then they ditched the numbers in nineteen ninety four
with the final Police Academy mission to Moscow. Wow, did you stay this?
No, any of them? At some point you keep milking that old
cow and nothing comes out. Yeah, and you head to Moscow and then
call it and then every movie that does it. I mean, Hangover three
got just reamed. Hangover to actually got favorable reviews. I didn't see either
one of them. That's like, what are else you gonna do? They
found Doug on the roof Hangover one end it see you. Hangover one is
beautiful. I think I hated too, and I don't think I even saw
three. Yeah, same. I really wonder where this I don't know if
we can credit Police Academy with any of this. Not They certainly didn't invent
the sequel, but the milk It sequel just keep going just name recognition the
horror horrors genre kind of yeah, yeah, did that? I mean,
how many effing Friday the thirteenth do we need? Or Halloween's millions? Horror
and torn Yeah yeah, blood and honey Emmanuel. I think those just end
up being cash grabs because they know they can make them super cheap. Yeah.
No, for horror, almost almost a different category, but they turned
those out too. I'm looking at all the Friday thirteenth, nineteen eighty the
original, then eighty one, had it ready, then eighty two, and
then eighty four, eighty five, eighty six, eighty eight, nineteen eighty
nine. But Airplane did it right. They just did two just two,
yeah, airplane and then Airplane too when Naked Gun did like seven. Well,
Airplane had the first one, which was an airplane, and the second
was the the Lunar Shuttle. I think I liked Airplane two. It's not
bad. I mean it's got you know, if they're doing stick Yeah,
same Brothers comedy. It's not like the sequel really just inherently should be any
worse. It's just it's funny because I know people and it went off course
and was flying directly at the sun William Shattner too, yes, and then
at the top of the moon base or something. I don't remember, but
I know that it's it's relevant because sometimes when people try to quote airplane and
you're like, no, no, no, that's from Airplane too, you're
getting them confused. So you know that it stuck. That was airplane too.
The sequel is ever a sequel, just kind of a remake with the
same running gangs pretty much. Yeah, like you've got the when you show
up to board the the Lunar Shuttle at the terminal. Keep in mind of
the times. But one of the bits was they had this an African American
dude standing out in front of the airport with a jacket, kind of opening
it up, going yo, Luna shuttle tickets by the window by the aisle,
like scalping the lunar shuttle tickets. Really, I like to Ankerman two,
but it was just the same jokes over and over. Horrible Bosses too,
also quite watchable, but it's the same thing. Horrible Bosses is funny.
They're both great, very funny. But you know, if that's the
formula, and movies are hard to make, go make your money, and
no problem with it. I never bothered that Adam Sandler did four Grownups movies.
He wants to take his friends to Hawaii for a month, big deal,
make your money. It's always clear the sequels that are cash grabs for
the franchise, and then there's the ones that actually evolve and elevate the story,
like Done Too. You know that's by all accounts, it's better than
the first one. Yea. I'm kind of looking forward to seeing it the
premeditated sequel or trilogy. Fine, yeah, it's like, well, it's
always like one story and you've got to break it up into chunks. But
they spend all the time making the first Police Academy. It's like, okay,
well let's make another one. We got well, it's like the classic.
You know, it takes whatever, twenty years to make your first album,
in six months to make your second one. Yeah. Yeah, So
there's so much emotion and thought and life packed into that first album. I
wonder what's movies? What mainstream movie series had the most sequels? Bond They
those aren't sequels, those were like chapters. Yeah, but that's a great,
that's a great we'll tull that out then. For mini books, I
don't think it was. Uh ten was Karate Kid with five? Rocky with
seven? Rocky well, yeah, because they're kind of creed yep, kind
of creeds. Lord of the Ring seven again. I've viewed that as more
of a book, Harry Potter eight that falls under the chapters. Chapters.
Okay, well see me? Is it weird? X Men has ten?
It says, oh see, yeah, now it's all watered down because that's
comic books and you can just pick a story and do those forever. I
will say, that's if you Oh, they didn't even count the dead pools.
Okay, go ahead, what will you Batman. You said ten,
how many fast and furious. I'm still stroggling. I just watched us last
night. There was a show on Vice. You know, they do behind
the music and behind the rest dark side of the wrestling, and they have
great shows. They had one about movies being made. I watched half of
one on Batman last night actually, and it was really cool. How about
how they decided to hire Tim Burton and because Batman was all, you know,
wacky for the sixties show, you know, and they're like, well
they saw beetle Juice because its fine, we're talking about beetlejuicees history off the
air with JJ and they're like, this is what Gotham should look like.
That whole vibe of beetle Juice kind of h and this is sort of what
the original Batman did kind of look like, you know. It was a
little grittier and darker, not as wacky, I guess, but the Joker
is pretty wacky. And then they're like, all right, who's gonna play
Batman? And they were looking at all these other people, you know,
and then Tim Burton was like, I got it. Let's pick Michael Keaton
and the world they said, if the Internet existed, Michael Keaton never would
have been Batman, no chance, because they were like they had a letter
that some that they had two hundred signatures on that some state they wrote to
their senator to stop Michael Keaton from being Batman. But they're like, look,
the key to Batman is Bruce Wayne. You have to be able to
sell the mysterious depth of Bruce Wayne, not just who's in the suit,
you know, kicking and punching and flying. I mean usually with those roso
they try to pick somebody who's like at the hottest at the peak of acting
at the time. Because I'm sure I guess Michael Keaton was there. He
was hot, he was big, but he was a comedian. I mean
he was he was absolutely mister mom. He was uh interested. Other hit
Michael Keaton film, Yeah, Multiplicity Blockbusters. Multiplicity came out in the mid
nineties. Was actually pretty fun. I mean, George getting cast as Batman,
but this was He's like it was the hottest thing. No, I
know, but this was before the superhero boom. This was there just started
it, right, and they're like Michael Keaton. So then they got Michael
Keaton. They're like, all right, they once they got on set,
everyone's like, all right, it works. Once they put them in the
suit, the Bruce Wayne suit, not even the Batman suit, they're like,
all right, this works. But but before that, even they were
trying to figure out Joker, you know, and they were looking at comedians
and stuff like that, and then they finally settled them, Dude, do
you think we can get Jack? And like the producers of Batman were like,
they just did a film with Nicholson, and Nicholson just bent him over
a barrel for back end points on Batman, on the Joker and any future
money that it would make. I don't know if that applies to still now,
if he's getting a dollar from The Dark Knight or anything like that,
I kind of doubt it. Yeah, but any of the merchandise, he
got a good chunk of all that and a big upfront payment to be the
Joker. But oh yeah, what Tim Burton did. He was watching the
Shining and you know when he busts through the door and here's Johnny. He
was trying to convince a producer that Jack Nicholson could do this. So he
took that still image of him looking through the door and he kind of smiling,
and he painted his face white, oh cool, and put red lipstick
on him and he's like, look at that, there's your joker and he's
and then they cuts the Cuckoo's nest where he's laughing maniacally and they're like,
dude, this guy can do this. This can work. It's funny that
between Keaton and Nicholson that Tim Burton picked two guys at the apex of their
eyebrow game, too, right, right, because Keaton can, Dude,
he can flat out play an evil looking guy, you know, with those
facial expressions. And you saw him at the Oscars when he was staring down
uh the way, Yeah, staring down Arnold and Devido. I mean that
was really intense. He's had an intense look to him when he when he
wants to go to that and so yeah, of course it works with with
Batman. And they picked the serious actor Nicholson to play the joker, and
then they picked the comedian to play Batman, and then you could have flip
flopped those honestly, No, you couldn't have had Jack Nicholson play bat too
old, too old to round. Yeah, they could have out of shape
Batman got him fit. I don't know how Tally is. They not made
a fat Batman yet, fat Man, fat Man. They did a fart
Man. Yeah, do you want to watch fart Man? I kind of.
If you lose a bat today, you can watch fart Man. There's
no bets. They also they built their bat new batmobile. It was perfect,
and then Michael Keaton got in it and his stupid bat ears were too
long and he couldn't even fit his head in it. So every scene that
he's in the Batmobile and the original Batman, it's dark at the top because
they essentially just trim off his ears and they sold it to Russ Martin at
an auction. Yeah. Did Russ Martin have a Batmobile? Absolutely? Did
we? Uh? Well, No, I never saw him up here because
he was working from home pretty much had his own setup and did his own
thing. But I know that before. So when we were coming to the
Eagle in twenty twenty one of that, Ben Rogers was in contact with us
via text and they went over to his house and stuff because we were going
to do some video bit to announce that we were coming to the Eagle.
I'm sure he was real amenable to that. He actually was to been in
text, but I don't think that he was in person. I don't know,
because you never do day to day for us. Was loose hit or
not? Not that I ever met him either, So I'm I'm talking from
second hand accounts here, But I've never met Cavanaugh. Is he nice?
Is very nice? You've never seen him before? Do not know what he
looks like? Very nice? Yeah? He seems cool. May be the
one guy who's up listening to our show right now of everyone else on staff.
He sloped Steve. I think Steve does not sleep. I think we
have a vampire. He could do, Yes, a vampire to have a
vampiric appearance, does doesn't he like? He's kind of I don't think he
gets enough son. He gets almost a zero son now that you mentioned that
he can't have it, not even a dash of serotonin. He also doesn't
eat while the sun is up, which doctor Monic would put him on a
strict supplemental diet of vitamin D A lot to me, hans, I think
my vitamin D was low to everybody's. Is we don't like just go out
in the sun. I'm like, you're telling me that I should golf more
and I was like, yeah, he's telling you you should stand in your
yard more. I don't know what's walking a little bit of you know,
cardio and golf has a lot of cardio. Yeah, little ladies, your
husband's when they're golfing, they're doing it for you in the launche out of
your family. I'm trying to avoid chronic pain. Okay. So the vitamin
D though, I'm highly confused about because I'm I don't have any fishing.
I don't have any The doctor said it's a zero, right, yeah.
Zero. I went to the Low T Center. They're like, Jesus,
this is the least amount of testosterone we've seen in a grown man. Are
you taking a suppy? Yeah? Take Vitamin D every day? No,
once a week, oh, once a week. But you said it's about
not being outside enough it and I was like, interesting, because every time
you go outside too, it's also like sun streight up. You'll get skin
cancer. And I'm like, well, I need tell me what's okay?
You want you? Is that not putting sunscreen on every time I go outside,
the healthy effects of the sun without the ultraviolet ray, it's all green.
It gets on your hands. I hate sunspray. Never use anything other
than the spray, so there the cream. But even the spray ends up,
it doesn't get on your hands with a little odd texture on your hands.
That is a flaw that we need to put sunscreen on. We haven't
evolved, Our bodies haven't evolved to sort that out yet. That if you
got the sun too long, your skin just burns. Well, I get
the vitamin D and sunscreen. Things sort itself out, and you just get
another ten thousand years and it probably will oh kevioh, and that will patience
ten thousand years. We will be the new sun. Will we will be
the sun. Batman was number five with ten Star Wars has eleven. I
get more of a chapter. Yeah. Katanov texts in and says that he
has actually met us before. No, oh, that's what this funt.
This number is. This number texts me somewhat regularly, and skid Mark Steve
says that I get zero sun. It's a it's a point of pride for
him. I mean, think about it. If you have a garage,
why do you need to get in the sun with our hours? Well,
yeah, I go from my garage to this parking garage. Yes. The
only son that I get is if I when I you know, walk the
dog and play outside with Malcolm, which you know, when it's nice outside,
we're outside more than we're inside. So I do get enough. But
I mean when you're wearing clothes. I used to be tan, firm in
shape. What every year that goes by, I get wider and wider,
like whiter and wider, Yes, whiter and wider. It's like, damn
so hard you know what to do to lose weight? It's so hard to
lose weight? Not so hard and no more. But I also like any
type of exercise I do. I do go to the gym. It's inside,
it's inside. I have a lot of questions for all of us.
So do you think the vitamin E thing works if you are fully clothed,
like it's just being outside or the sun touching your skin. I think it's
the sun touching your skin that puts the vitamin D inside of you, right,
that absorbs through your skin. That's why we should all start wearing more
tank tops. Okay, and we'd like to offer you the Downbeat Singing tank
top this spring. God no no on sale. Now get your butt inside
of me. Fantastic. We had eleven more beat singing tank top for spring
suns out, guns zout, Get those buns out. Oh, he's just
talking about Pitts. Savior pits. That was what you tried to say,
one idea, save pets. Terrible. Well, stay everyone, stay healthy
and stay safe. Stay healthy, stay safe this spring. Great advice.
It's a dangerous spring. Fast in the Furious has eleven sequels, number two,
Star Trek thirteen movies, and number one according to this list James Bond
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Golf Mexico. What do you want me to do? Now you've learned?
So what are you guys arguing? He handed me the audio cord and it
started flapping his arms like an eagle. Why do you do a bird motion
at him? And he's supposed to decipher what that is? You can just
talk, dude. It's six o'clock hour. Let's ask you. I that
the plan was to replay Danny song. Think you promised to the oh audience?
Oh, which one? Remember when you guys promised the audience that golf
news. Oh this is the Persian golf I think UAE holidays. He's still
trying to figure out the golf website. Okay, are you talking about the
Mosquito tune? Yes? Oh, if you want to hear and the other
one. We promised our listeners we'd play it in the six am segment.
We'll set it up while I'm logging it up. Okay, in ten minutes,
we'll tell you why today is so important, right, Nichol, we'll
do that. Sure, a big MLB player got robbed by a friend or
did he? Or Yeah, I'm dead serious. It's a mystery in this
for sure. For sure again cop even the air nine. Yes, we
have a massive and growing situation with car theft and DFW like up forty year
to year? Is your car safe? Is your family safe? Nine o'clock
right here on ninety seven, won the Freak, the Downbeat plus Danny.
Okay, so yesterday we've been talking a lot about the Potato song. Yep,
we're not playing it. Not the Potato song, No, no,
no, Danny wrote it. It's after a second single off this album.
Yes, that's pretty much all. You get a record and you hear the
single that drops on the radio and then you buy the album. It's like,
God, all these songs sound just the same. That's my album.
This is exactly that. So we learned these are the ways you can serve
potatoes, and we figured as spring has sprung, Danny wanted to teach the
metro pleque something else. That sound. I love it like I laugh when
I just hear hand. Don't act make it the video fire, don't act
it out traps those Squash magazine fucker fucked these On the money you sho could
kill muskin toes. These all the money you sho could killed muskin toes.
These all the money you you could killed muskin toms bees, all the ways
you can't get home Muskie toes, raid frog, favorite one rock, windshield,
it works, flies water, old school sapper hespentic water bag some work,
natural causes suicide, Drowning citronella natural causes suicide. Trowning citranella. Could
kill the mosquitoes. These all the ways you can kill the mosquitoes. Peace,
the ways you can kill mosquitoes, The ways you can kill the mosquitoes
to die, Okay, the end, it's fantastic. So we did that
and we did a follow up fantastic that featured the breakfast menu at Waterburger because
yesterday was Waburger Wednesday, and we want you all to download the Waterburger app.
If you have a downloaded the water Burger app yet, you're about to
hear this song right maybe are you gonna play right now? I'm just gonna
maybe play a bonus track that you know some albums. The album ends and
then like a minute later there's a hidden track. Yeah, this is the
hidden track that you'll only hear one time at six twenty four in the morning.
Trust me, my yard. Never heard this, never heard before,
never will be heard again. Tank cour washer, cap, coolie fence,
core tubes and let poses jeez on the pod subarrainse on the pot subarrain.
These are the pot subraya. These are the pot radiata, gasket, twos
outlet you know out coolant, oil, cooler, bleak, valve, vacuum
valve, thermostat, shrews, fetlock, backing valve thermostats, rus betlock.
These are the parts of Arraiata. These are the bots of arraiator. These
are the bonds of Raiata. These are the VOTs of a raiaa AutoZone.
That's for our early morning auto workers and mechanics and guys that toul round in
garages to the early morning auto mechanics. Oh that's so that from us.
It can work for anything. If you want to gain knowledge on something,
I can make a song that'll help you through. I love listening to the
beginning. We're like, what are these parts? I couldn't figure it out.
I know anything, brand of inlet, and then he comes back in
verse two with outlet. Uh huh, there can't be one without the other.
Kevin cool it. We're playing that again every segment today, every secret
bonus track. That's for the that's for the real fans. Yeah six a
m all right, well we got a fun show today. Yeah right.
You don't have a good time, dude, that's usual Staples. Then good
Morning News eight thirty for you as well if you just can't get enough.
Danny again a cop. This Karthiff thing's gonna be wild at nine. But
coming up next today is a very special day in the hearts of many men
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