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I'll clean the erasers, missus,
Muffy. Good morning Metroplex. Just like

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day four of the last thing you
say before we go in the air,

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I say it. Yeah, that's
kind of how Skins does his teases and

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kind of how Mikey does his live
spots too. Yeah. I like it.

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It's a skill I need at home
off air to on air, segue

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at home. And now we bring
you into our world. Good morning Metroplex.

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No, no, no, we're
going into your world. If you're

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coming into our, I don't know, but we have a good Thursday morning

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of fun. At nine o'clock.
A copper on the air cracking cases.

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Well, you're asking if copper is
an acceptable term. Probably is the list

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of cop nicknames, though that can't
be too bad. I don't know if

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cop is. Yeah, I guess
it is. It's fine, right,

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A cop? Yeah? What does
cop mean? I don't think it means

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citizens on patrol? Like the Police
Academy film series taught us because they were

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underfunded in like Police Academy four and
it was Police Academy four. Citizens on

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patrol? Who made it to four? Me? Everyone? Cool? What

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who didn't give up after two?
I have a recollection of those movies being

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excellent. Okay, let's look at
the series. Do you think they like

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being called the fuzz? Fuzz is
kind of cool. Almost three year old

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calls him popo. That's good?
Okay? Is that good though? Or

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is that a popo? Pretty good? Is that slanderous? I don't know.

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We can find out at nine o'clock
because we're gonna have some some hot

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fuzz popo cops on. Okay,
here we go. Police Academy number one,

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Police Academy two, their first assignment, Funny, Police Academy three,

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back End Training, Police Academy four, Citizens on Patrol. I think I

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was. I was still in there. But Police Academy five assignment Miami Beach.

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They won me there and that was
probably the last time I said.

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I don't think there were more.
Yeah, are you comfortable? Sit down?

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Yeah? Right now, there's another
a couple more. Please Academy six,

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City under Siege, and then they
ditched the numbers in nineteen ninety four

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with the final Police Academy mission to
Moscow. Wow, did you stay this?

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No, any of them? At
some point you keep milking that old

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cow and nothing comes out. Yeah, and you head to Moscow and then

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call it and then every movie that
does it. I mean, Hangover three

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got just reamed. Hangover to actually
got favorable reviews. I didn't see either

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one of them. That's like,
what are else you gonna do? They

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found Doug on the roof Hangover one
end it see you. Hangover one is

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beautiful. I think I hated too, and I don't think I even saw

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three. Yeah, same. I
really wonder where this I don't know if

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we can credit Police Academy with any
of this. Not They certainly didn't invent

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the sequel, but the milk It
sequel just keep going just name recognition the

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horror horrors genre kind of yeah,
yeah, did that? I mean,

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how many effing Friday the thirteenth do
we need? Or Halloween's millions? Horror

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and torn Yeah yeah, blood and
honey Emmanuel. I think those just end

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up being cash grabs because they know
they can make them super cheap. Yeah.

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No, for horror, almost almost
a different category, but they turned

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those out too. I'm looking at
all the Friday thirteenth, nineteen eighty the

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original, then eighty one, had
it ready, then eighty two, and

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then eighty four, eighty five,
eighty six, eighty eight, nineteen eighty

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nine. But Airplane did it right. They just did two just two,

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yeah, airplane and then Airplane too
when Naked Gun did like seven. Well,

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Airplane had the first one, which
was an airplane, and the second

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was the the Lunar Shuttle. I
think I liked Airplane two. It's not

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bad. I mean it's got you
know, if they're doing stick Yeah,

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same Brothers comedy. It's not like
the sequel really just inherently should be any

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worse. It's just it's funny because
I know people and it went off course

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and was flying directly at the sun
William Shattner too, yes, and then

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at the top of the moon base
or something. I don't remember, but

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I know that it's it's relevant because
sometimes when people try to quote airplane and

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you're like, no, no,
no, that's from Airplane too, you're

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getting them confused. So you know
that it stuck. That was airplane too.

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The sequel is ever a sequel,
just kind of a remake with the

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same running gangs pretty much. Yeah, like you've got the when you show

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up to board the the Lunar Shuttle
at the terminal. Keep in mind of

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the times. But one of the
bits was they had this an African American

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dude standing out in front of the
airport with a jacket, kind of opening

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it up, going yo, Luna
shuttle tickets by the window by the aisle,

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like scalping the lunar shuttle tickets.
Really, I like to Ankerman two,

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but it was just the same jokes
over and over. Horrible Bosses too,

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also quite watchable, but it's the
same thing. Horrible Bosses is funny.

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They're both great, very funny.
But you know, if that's the

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formula, and movies are hard to
make, go make your money, and

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no problem with it. I never
bothered that Adam Sandler did four Grownups movies.

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He wants to take his friends to
Hawaii for a month, big deal,

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make your money. It's always clear
the sequels that are cash grabs for

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the franchise, and then there's the
ones that actually evolve and elevate the story,

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like Done Too. You know that's
by all accounts, it's better than

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the first one. Yea. I'm
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premeditated sequel or trilogy. Fine,
yeah, it's like, well, it's

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always like one story and you've got
to break it up into chunks. But

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they spend all the time making the
first Police Academy. It's like, okay,

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well let's make another one. We
got well, it's like the classic.

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You know, it takes whatever,
twenty years to make your first album,

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in six months to make your second
one. Yeah. Yeah, So

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there's so much emotion and thought and
life packed into that first album. I

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wonder what's movies? What mainstream movie
series had the most sequels? Bond They

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those aren't sequels, those were like
chapters. Yeah, but that's a great,

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that's a great we'll tull that out
then. For mini books, I

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don't think it was. Uh ten
was Karate Kid with five? Rocky with

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seven? Rocky well, yeah,
because they're kind of creed yep, kind

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of creeds. Lord of the Ring
seven again. I've viewed that as more

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of a book, Harry Potter eight
that falls under the chapters. Chapters.

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Okay, well see me? Is
it weird? X Men has ten?

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It says, oh see, yeah, now it's all watered down because that's

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comic books and you can just pick
a story and do those forever. I

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will say, that's if you Oh, they didn't even count the dead pools.

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Okay, go ahead, what will
you Batman. You said ten,

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how many fast and furious. I'm
still stroggling. I just watched us last

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night. There was a show on
Vice. You know, they do behind

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the music and behind the rest dark
side of the wrestling, and they have

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great shows. They had one about
movies being made. I watched half of

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one on Batman last night actually,
and it was really cool. How about

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how they decided to hire Tim Burton
and because Batman was all, you know,

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wacky for the sixties show, you
know, and they're like, well

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they saw beetle Juice because its fine, we're talking about beetlejuicees history off the

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air with JJ and they're like,
this is what Gotham should look like.

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That whole vibe of beetle Juice kind
of h and this is sort of what

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the original Batman did kind of look
like, you know. It was a

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little grittier and darker, not as
wacky, I guess, but the Joker

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is pretty wacky. And then they're
like, all right, who's gonna play

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Batman? And they were looking at
all these other people, you know,

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and then Tim Burton was like,
I got it. Let's pick Michael Keaton

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and the world they said, if
the Internet existed, Michael Keaton never would

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have been Batman, no chance,
because they were like they had a letter

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that some that they had two hundred
signatures on that some state they wrote to

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their senator to stop Michael Keaton from
being Batman. But they're like, look,

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the key to Batman is Bruce Wayne. You have to be able to

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sell the mysterious depth of Bruce Wayne, not just who's in the suit,

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you know, kicking and punching and
flying. I mean usually with those roso

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they try to pick somebody who's like
at the hottest at the peak of acting

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at the time. Because I'm sure
I guess Michael Keaton was there. He

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was hot, he was big,
but he was a comedian. I mean

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he was he was absolutely mister mom. He was uh interested. Other hit

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Michael Keaton film, Yeah, Multiplicity
Blockbusters. Multiplicity came out in the mid

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nineties. Was actually pretty fun.
I mean, George getting cast as Batman,

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but this was He's like it was
the hottest thing. No, I

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know, but this was before the
superhero boom. This was there just started

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it, right, and they're like
Michael Keaton. So then they got Michael

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Keaton. They're like, all right, they once they got on set,

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everyone's like, all right, it
works. Once they put them in the

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suit, the Bruce Wayne suit,
not even the Batman suit, they're like,

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all right, this works. But
but before that, even they were

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trying to figure out Joker, you
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and stuff like that, and then
they finally settled them, Dude, do

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you think we can get Jack?
And like the producers of Batman were like,

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they just did a film with Nicholson, and Nicholson just bent him over

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a barrel for back end points on
Batman, on the Joker and any future

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money that it would make. I
don't know if that applies to still now,

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if he's getting a dollar from The
Dark Knight or anything like that,

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I kind of doubt it. Yeah, but any of the merchandise, he

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got a good chunk of all that
and a big upfront payment to be the

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Joker. But oh yeah, what
Tim Burton did. He was watching the

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Shining and you know when he busts
through the door and here's Johnny. He

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was trying to convince a producer that
Jack Nicholson could do this. So he

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took that still image of him looking
through the door and he kind of smiling,

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and he painted his face white,
oh cool, and put red lipstick

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on him and he's like, look
at that, there's your joker and he's

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and then they cuts the Cuckoo's nest
where he's laughing maniacally and they're like,

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dude, this guy can do this. This can work. It's funny that

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between Keaton and Nicholson that Tim Burton
picked two guys at the apex of their

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eyebrow game, too, right,
right, because Keaton can, Dude,

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he can flat out play an evil
looking guy, you know, with those

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facial expressions. And you saw him
at the Oscars when he was staring down

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uh the way, Yeah, staring
down Arnold and Devido. I mean that

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was really intense. He's had an
intense look to him when he when he

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wants to go to that and so
yeah, of course it works with with

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Batman. And they picked the serious
actor Nicholson to play the joker, and

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then they picked the comedian to play
Batman, and then you could have flip

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flopped those honestly, No, you
couldn't have had Jack Nicholson play bat too

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old, too old to round.
Yeah, they could have out of shape

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Batman got him fit. I don't
know how Tally is. They not made

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a fat Batman yet, fat Man, fat Man. They did a fart

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Man. Yeah, do you want
to watch fart Man? I kind of.

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If you lose a bat today,
you can watch fart Man. There's

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no bets. They also they built
their bat new batmobile. It was perfect,

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and then Michael Keaton got in it
and his stupid bat ears were too

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long and he couldn't even fit his
head in it. So every scene that

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he's in the Batmobile and the original
Batman, it's dark at the top because

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they essentially just trim off his ears
and they sold it to Russ Martin at

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an auction. Yeah. Did Russ
Martin have a Batmobile? Absolutely? Did

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we? Uh? Well, No, I never saw him up here because

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he was working from home pretty much
had his own setup and did his own

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thing. But I know that before. So when we were coming to the

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Eagle in twenty twenty one of that, Ben Rogers was in contact with us

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via text and they went over to
his house and stuff because we were going

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to do some video bit to announce
that we were coming to the Eagle.

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I'm sure he was real amenable to
that. He actually was to been in

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text, but I don't think that
he was in person. I don't know,

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because you never do day to day
for us. Was loose hit or

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not? Not that I ever met
him either, So I'm I'm talking from

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second hand accounts here, But I've
never met Cavanaugh. Is he nice?

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Is very nice? You've never seen
him before? Do not know what he

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looks like? Very nice? Yeah? He seems cool. May be the

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one guy who's up listening to our
show right now of everyone else on staff.

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He sloped Steve. I think Steve
does not sleep. I think we

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have a vampire. He could do, Yes, a vampire to have a

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vampiric appearance, does doesn't he like? He's kind of I don't think he

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gets enough son. He gets almost
a zero son now that you mentioned that

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he can't have it, not even
a dash of serotonin. He also doesn't

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eat while the sun is up,
which doctor Monic would put him on a

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strict supplemental diet of vitamin D A
lot to me, hans, I think

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my vitamin D was low to everybody's. Is we don't like just go out

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in the sun. I'm like,
you're telling me that I should golf more

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and I was like, yeah,
he's telling you you should stand in your

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yard more. I don't know what's
walking a little bit of you know,

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cardio and golf has a lot of
cardio. Yeah, little ladies, your

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husband's when they're golfing, they're doing
it for you in the launche out of

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your family. I'm trying to avoid
chronic pain. Okay. So the vitamin

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D though, I'm highly confused about
because I'm I don't have any fishing.

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I don't have any The doctor said
it's a zero, right, yeah.

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Zero. I went to the Low
T Center. They're like, Jesus,

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this is the least amount of testosterone
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you taking a suppy? Yeah?
Take Vitamin D every day? No,

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once a week, oh, once
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not being outside enough it and I
was like, interesting, because every time

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you go outside too, it's also
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cancer. And I'm like, well, I need tell me what's okay?

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You want you? Is that not
putting sunscreen on every time I go outside,

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the healthy effects of the sun without
the ultraviolet ray, it's all green.

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It gets on your hands. I
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than the spray, so there the
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it doesn't get on your hands with
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That is a flaw that we need
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evolved, Our bodies haven't evolved to
sort that out yet. That if you

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got the sun too long, your
skin just burns. Well, I get

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the vitamin D and sunscreen. Things
sort itself out, and you just get

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another ten thousand years and it probably
will oh kevioh, and that will patience

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ten thousand years. We will be
the new sun. Will we will be

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the sun. Batman was number five
with ten Star Wars has eleven. I

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get more of a chapter. Yeah. Katanov texts in and says that he

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has actually met us before. No, oh, that's what this funt.

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This number is. This number texts
me somewhat regularly, and skid Mark Steve

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says that I get zero sun.
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him. I mean, think about
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why do you need to get in
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yeah, I go from my garage
to this parking garage. Yes. The

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only son that I get is if
I when I you know, walk the

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dog and play outside with Malcolm,
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we're outside more than we're inside.
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I mean when you're wearing clothes.
I used to be tan, firm in

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shape. What every year that goes
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like whiter and wider, Yes,
whiter and wider. It's like, damn

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so hard you know what to do
to lose weight? It's so hard to

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lose weight? Not so hard and
no more. But I also like any

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type of exercise I do. I
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it's inside. I have a lot
of questions for all of us.

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So do you think the vitamin E
thing works if you are fully clothed,

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like it's just being outside or the
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the sun touching your skin that puts
the vitamin D inside of you, right,

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that absorbs through your skin. That's
why we should all start wearing more

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tank tops. Okay, and we'd
like to offer you the Downbeat Singing tank

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top this spring. God no no
on sale. Now get your butt inside

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of me. Fantastic. We had
eleven more beat singing tank top for spring

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suns out, guns zout, Get
those buns out. Oh, he's just

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talking about Pitts. Savior pits.
That was what you tried to say,

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one idea, save pets. Terrible. Well, stay everyone, stay healthy

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and stay safe. Stay healthy,
stay safe this spring. Great advice.

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It's a dangerous spring. Fast in
the Furious has eleven sequels, number two,

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Star Trek thirteen movies, and number
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for what twenty five movies? And
that is just a random list from golfnews

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dot com. Oh, golf news
dot com, The Persian Golf for the

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Golf Mexico. What do you want
me to do? Now you've learned?

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So what are you guys arguing?
He handed me the audio cord and it

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started flapping his arms like an eagle. Why do you do a bird motion

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at him? And he's supposed to
decipher what that is? You can just

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talk, dude. It's six o'clock
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the plan was to replay Danny song. Think you promised to the oh audience?

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Oh, which one? Remember when
you guys promised the audience that golf

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news. Oh this is the Persian
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trying to figure out the golf website. Okay, are you talking about the

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Mosquito tune? Yes? Oh,
if you want to hear and the other

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one. We promised our listeners we'd
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We'll set it up while I'm logging
it up. Okay, in ten minutes,

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we'll tell you why today is so
important, right, Nichol, we'll

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do that. Sure, a big
MLB player got robbed by a friend or

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did he? Or Yeah, I'm
dead serious. It's a mystery in this

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for sure. For sure again cop
even the air nine. Yes, we

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have a massive and growing situation with
car theft and DFW like up forty year

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to year? Is your car safe? Is your family safe? Nine o'clock

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right here on ninety seven, won
the Freak, the Downbeat plus Danny.

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Okay, so yesterday we've been talking
a lot about the Potato song. Yep,

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we're not playing it. Not the
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no, Danny wrote it. It's
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Yes, that's pretty much all.
You get a record and you hear the

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single that drops on the radio and
then you buy the album. It's like,

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God, all these songs sound just
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This is exactly that. So we
learned these are the ways you can serve

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potatoes, and we figured as spring
has sprung, Danny wanted to teach the

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metro pleque something else. That sound. I love it like I laugh when

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I just hear hand. Don't act
make it the video fire, don't act

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it out traps those Squash magazine fucker
fucked these On the money you sho could

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kill muskin toes. These all the
money you sho could killed muskin toes.

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These all the money you you could
killed muskin toms bees, all the ways

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you can't get home Muskie toes,
raid frog, favorite one rock, windshield,

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it works, flies water, old
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natural causes suicide, Drowning citronella natural
causes suicide. Trowning citranella. Could

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kill the mosquitoes. These all the
ways you can kill the mosquitoes. Peace,

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the ways you can kill mosquitoes,
The ways you can kill the mosquitoes

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to die, Okay, the end, it's fantastic. So we did that

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and we did a follow up fantastic
that featured the breakfast menu at Waterburger because

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yesterday was Waburger Wednesday, and we
want you all to download the Waterburger app.

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If you have a downloaded the water
Burger app yet, you're about to

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hear this song right maybe are you
gonna play right now? I'm just gonna

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maybe play a bonus track that you
know some albums. The album ends and

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then like a minute later there's a
hidden track. Yeah, this is the

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hidden track that you'll only hear one
time at six twenty four in the morning.

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Trust me, my yard. Never
heard this, never heard before,

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never will be heard again. Tank
cour washer, cap, coolie fence,

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core tubes and let poses jeez on
the pod subarrainse on the pot subarrain.

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These are the pot subraya. These
are the pot radiata, gasket, twos

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outlet you know out coolant, oil, cooler, bleak, valve, vacuum

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valve, thermostat, shrews, fetlock, backing valve thermostats, rus betlock.

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These are the parts of Arraiata.
These are the bots of arraiator. These

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are the bonds of Raiata. These
are the VOTs of a raiaa AutoZone.

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That's for our early morning auto workers
and mechanics and guys that toul round in

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garages to the early morning auto mechanics. Oh that's so that from us.

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It can work for anything. If
you want to gain knowledge on something,

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I can make a song that'll help
you through. I love listening to the

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beginning. We're like, what are
these parts? I couldn't figure it out.

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I know anything, brand of inlet, and then he comes back in

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verse two with outlet. Uh huh, there can't be one without the other.

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Kevin cool it. We're playing that
again every segment today, every secret

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bonus track. That's for the that's
for the real fans. Yeah six a

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m all right, well we got
a fun show today. Yeah right.

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You don't have a good time,
dude, that's usual Staples. Then good

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Morning News eight thirty for you as
well if you just can't get enough.

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Danny again a cop. This Karthiff
thing's gonna be wild at nine. But

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coming up next today is a very
special day in the hearts of many men

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who have just got snipped. Next
on ninety seven, won the Freak