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It's season five. Welcome back to
Bottled Up Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast hosted by already married couple with
me Rihanna Campbell and me producer man Adam.

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Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing,
so let's talk about it. Stay

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horny, bitches. But did you
listen to the last episode to make sure

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we're picking up where we should?
Yeah, we left at cork We finished

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corkup. Are you sure? Yes? How do you remember? Because I

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remember these things? Can we make
an official announcement today that the stance of

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Bottled Up Bitches is that Grandpa Joe
from Willie wankin the Chocolate Factory was a

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schmuck. Oh no, that's a
whole that's a whole can of worms you

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don't want to open. No,
I'm just saying, I'm just saying I

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don't want to lose like uh,
you know, this is very controversial topic

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and one day you might want to
run for office or something. This is

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going to resurface and ruin your career. I think there's a lot of Grandpa,

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Joe, Grandpa. It's a very
it's notably a very controversial topic and

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it gets discussed every four years at
every debate. It gets discussed in schools.

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You try to take it out of
schools and guess what, it's still

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there. So you tell me what
was the question. Hello, welcome to

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Bottle That Bitches, your favorite tex
podcast with you, Me, Rihanna and

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me producer Adam Hi, Adam again, It's good to see you. How

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have you been. It's been a
time. It's been a time. So

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for any how do you like that? I like that? Thank you for

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any of our listen listeners who are
listening this on the day of release.

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As you are listening to this,
we are moving to a new city.

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We've talked about this already. Yeah, But what I'm saying is like,

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the Monday this comes out is the
day we are literally Okay, So if

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you're listening to it the day it
comes out of, you listen to it

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on Monday's, which I know a
lot of y'all do. And I am

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currently driving a U haul and being
really upset about it. I'm not upset

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about it, no, but you're
always upset on moving day, and sometimes

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you're tough to deal with. I
hate moving. Moving is like my least

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favorite thing in the world. I
know it. I don't like it.

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I don't know anyone that likes the
physical move No one do. I bet

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there's some people out there that like
it. Yeah, the people with money

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that can hire other people to do
that. Like I'd pay top dollar to

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have an organizer. Oh my god, if we were rich the way,

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I would not pack a single box. No. Let yeah you interrupted continue.

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Yeah, all the money in the
world, we have eight Like I

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said, uh an, an organizer
paired up with the movers, and they're

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gonna come in whatever house we're currently
living in, look at the new house,

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and they will pack move an unpack
I want to. I'm gonna walk

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into the house and they're gonna go, okay, let me show you where

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all your stuff is. Yeah,
oh yeah, you know what I mean.

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Like two days or however long it
takes them, we're going to be

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at the ritz the rits. Yeah, if we have enough money to hire

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life. If we have enough money
to hire like like cradle to grave movers

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and organizers, that's how we're going
to advertise this moving company that were c

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then we have enough money to spend
a few days at the RITZ. I

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agree. Yeah, yeah, it's
a successful company. Maybe we founded it.

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Everyone shut up, don't take it. We said it first, Okay,

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Hi, Adam, we gotta we
gotta finish telling people. I'm getting

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emails. I'm getting I'm getting voicemails. Someone wrote a letter and had it

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FedEx overnighted. Everyone's dying to know
the next part of and we know from

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experience that's fifty dollars. Yeah,
oh my god, right, what is

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happening? What is happening in the
earth. Yeah, we had a FedEx

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a money order to our new apartment
complex. I got fifty dollars to ship

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that motherfucker. Yeah. Well,
because you did it through fed X,

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you should have done through USPS way
cheaper. Yeah, I should. Well,

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the reason is because FedEx is a
little more secure. I don't know,

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I don't trust our government. Oof. So yeah, so we are

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going to wrap up our Ireland trip, I said, like being the cathedral

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bells, Yeah, that's good.
Church bells are ringing. The ring.

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As a Catholic, the church bells
a ringing and a dand you just so

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God, when I asked you to
spit on me, that's not that's not

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what you're supposed to. I didn't
spit. I had water on my I

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had water on my mustache and a
bunch of air shot it out. That's

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what happened. But you can't get
mad at me. You're the one throwing

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out catholic. Catholic e Liza Minelli, it was, yeah, I spit

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on you. So where we last
left off. We uh, we had

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just finished up Cork and now we're
headed two. Girl was good job.

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Yeah, it's a little further south, I believe. Yes, it's almost

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like directly south. And we took
it via bus. We did take it

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via bus, about an hour bus
ride. Yeah, it was. It

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was a pretty peaceful rye like a
good bus moment. They have good public

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transportation. Yeah, he's pretty comfortable
and everyone's like super friends business. Yeah,

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until you until we got to Kittel
and the bus driver was the bus

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driver practically got off the bus and
was going to take us on a full

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walking tour of the of the town. He was so sweet. Yeah.

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So we get there, it's gorgeous. It's this little cute town. Well

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yeah, so it's like a fishing
village, like a fishing town. At

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least it definitely was back in the
day. There's still there was still like

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it's still definitely a fishing town.
Like there were like legit, authentic fishermen

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with their full like it used to
be back in the day. It used

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to be a main port. Yes, now it's not. Now it's more

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of like a recreational but there are
still fishing boats and there's still like a

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whole fishing recreationally. No, no, no no. They were like full

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on, like big ass fishing boats. Like those big ass fishing boats might

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be operated by a retired no,
no, no, because we saw we

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saw young fishermen, like we saw
straight up like deadliest catch cast members there

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it's kid sales. Whether they're like
oh ah, but like it's the weather

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we had like barely drizzling. Yeah. But but you're not wrong in the

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sense that even though there still is
a fishing market, it has primarily kind

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of become a vacation place. It's
very Martha's Vineyard y yeah, of Ireland.

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And it was absolutely adorable. We
stayed in an amazing Airbnb. The

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greatest was such a sweetheart. We
talk about Rosemary Sure is that her name?

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Yeah? Oh, she was so
nice. She was so please stop

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playing with the microphone while we're speaking. Yeah, she was so sweet.

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She let us, she let us
kind of check in, She let us

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drop our bags off, which is
very nice because we had like it was

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like a four o'clock we couldn't check
until four, but we got there like

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a new Yeah. So I mesteraged
her and I was like, hey,

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we don't we don't have cause she
from here. It's said in the thing

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like just you know, park you
can park your car here to like leave

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your bags in the car and can
go. And I was like, well,

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we don't have a car. Would
it be possible. I was like,

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you take all the time you need. Is we just want to see

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if we can drop our bags off. And she was like absolutely. She

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was like come drop your bags off
and she was there still cleaning, and

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she was so sweet. She was
Australian. She was Australian and uh yeah,

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very The place was so cute and
we had these little radiators the whole

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trip. Oh yeah, we didn't
talk about that because that's how they that's

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like all of Ireland is heated by
radiator. We don't know how to do

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that, and we don't know how
to do that. We figured it out

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so stressful. And they don't like
to put doors on their tubs. Water

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goes everywhere. Shower, Yeah,
I forgot about that. On the shower.

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There's no there's no doors in the
shower. There's you're no way to

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catch steam eating water everywhere. That
was. That was. That was aure

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on this trip. They weren't great. So, yeah, we drop off

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our stuff. She's super into free
to Carlo. Yeah, that was such

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a funny thing. There was so
much free to carlow artwork, not like

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her artwork, but just like pillows
with Freda Carlo. Yeah, pillow that

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had freedom on it and then it's
a daft punk on the front. Yeah.

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Yeah, it was freea in a
daft puncture. It was so funny

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and it was very colorful green walls. It was such a cute little place.

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Yeah. And got she gave us. She gave us like mules,

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she gave us like full breakfast.
So many and if you're wondering, audience,

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did we take advantage? Yeah?
And we also whatever we did and

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eat got back, we took it. No, we left a lot of

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her condiments. But yeah, we
took. We took. We took like

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granola bars for the travel, and
the their version of oreos, their version

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of oreos. We ate because they
were really good. God, they used

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real chocolate. They use real chocolate. And she was very kind because we

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rented. She has two she has
like her main house and then there's two

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kind of side houses like guest homes
attached to it, and one's very small

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ones a little bit bigger with the
small one. We booked the small one

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and she she was like, well, no one's using the big one.

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She messaged me like that morning or
the day before and it was like,

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hey, no one's messaging the big
one. I'll y'all take that one,

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which was very nice of her.
Yeah. Yeah, and we were there,

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and it sucks because we were only
there for two days. I know

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I could have been there for a
lot longer. It was so fun and

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not to spoiler alert, but I
feel like I could have, like we

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could have spent a day in Dublin
and nine to be fine and like the

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rest in Quinzo. Yeah, it
was so lovely. So we dropped off

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the bags. I think in Kinsale
two we also saw our first we started

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seeing cats every once in a while. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of

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like wild wild felines, street alley
cats. Yeah, and anytime we travel

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we were always just anywhere else side
at night, it was just yeah,

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out looking for cats, you know. Oh yeah, y'all have been out

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there, y'all Pokemon go, We're
gonna pokemon, cat gonna. We're just

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walking around like it for those We're
gonna cat go to the poles, cat

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go to the poles. And there
was like so much art, Like there

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was a house like we're walking,
you know, we're walking to town or

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the place was like a ten minute
walk outside the little town, which was

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nice, it wasn't nice. And
we had our bags and we went up

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a flight of stairs that we learned
we never needed to go up. Yeah,

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and we took Adam took me up
a mountain uphill in the snow,

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backpack and a stick, and I
have my thirty pounds backpack and my roller.

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I'm a huff and puff and I'm
gonna pass out. And then that

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was the only time that ever happened. We figured out right after that there's

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a soft route. Yeah, Yeah, I was just follow the man is

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so funny. Yeah, but there
was there was some I tell the banks.

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Yeah, it looked like a banks. It looks on the side of

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a house. You have so many
copycats. It's hard to tell now,

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but it was in the style style. It was on the side of the

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house. Yeah, it was so
cool. So, you know, dropped

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out our bags, what like twelve
thirty whatever. I say that because this

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is part of our full day,
you know, so this is we only

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get two sleeps. This is the
first sleep. Yeah, and we found

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you the cutest hat. We got
you this like nit hat that's like so

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like one. And this lady was
too nice. She was so nice,

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too nice, because remember later on
this the day after that day, the

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following day, as I say,
there was a lot of students, and

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I was like, you know,
she's being so nice. Oh, she

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shouldn't be that nice because students are
going on going over there. I'm sure

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they're shitty and like steal. Sure. Yeah, because she u our card

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wasn't working well, her her system
wasn't working okay, her system was struggling

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to read our card. And we
were like determined to figure this out.

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And at one point I was like, well we can just go there's a

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bank over here. We can go
to the just go to an ATM and

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get cash. We can get cash
for you. And she's like okay,

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and she was gonna let us like
take the hat with Yeah, we haven't

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even big. We were both like
no, no, have a boundary.

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You have a business, ma'am.
Yeah, and then even then like we

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couldn't. We couldn't, we couldn't
get cash. But we came back in

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my co We came back and luckily, yeah, we got to figure it

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out. But she was so sweet. Yeah, and she was. We

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walked in and she was just like
on the phone gabbing, like shooting the

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ship with a friend of hers,
like it was very literally, but she

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was so attended. Like we walk
in, she's like hi, and then

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she like takes she's like hold on
a second, and she like puts the

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phone out and she's like welcome,
look around, let me know if you

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need anything, and like, okay, pick the phone up. She's like

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okay, now what Yeah, She's
like, yeah, it's been a fucking

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crazy year. Yeah, Sharon's I
heard Sharon's son is a drug addict.

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Now like very old woman gossiping,
but no, that was really cool.

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So yeah, we just kind of
spent that day. We just kind of

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walked around, kind of got the
sights, yeah, seeing what was all

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going on in the town and the
lot of the town's buildings. They were

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like pink and it was very bright
blue. Yeah, oh soo mary and

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bright. It was super gorgeous.
And so we went to the Cozy Cafe

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to get some foods. We did, yes, oh my gosh, it

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was like a casual bagel place.
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Yeah. I paid like you paid
what like three and a half euro

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for mine, And it's like a
grilled chicken, spinach, cheese bael,

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Like the most delightful sandwich I've ever
had, and it was so inexpensive.

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I like a fried chicken burger.
It's funny because they don't call them a

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fried chicken sandwich. I know,
it's everywhere we went they never called it

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a fried chicken sandwich. Was always
a fried chicken burger. And yeah,

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and I had the sandwich was just
really good. You had a really good

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hot chocolate chocolis, oh god.
And yeah, I just kind of walked

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around. They had a lot of
like little statues. I'm sure this is

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common in fishermen villages. But there's
so many like statues memorializing like fishermen that

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have I have died because it's it's
a very dangerous job. And Kinsale is

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a very historic in Irish history.
Yes, so we learned that there was

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a massive battle there whenever Ireland.
Ireland was trying to get its independence.

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Yeah, and the sixteen hundred is
trying to get its independence from you know,

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they went through their own civil war. No no, no, this

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was their own war for independence from
Britain. Oh okay, they did it

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first, and so there's a big
there's a huge battle there that the Spanish

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came in to help Ireland out because
boil boy, I tell you what,

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every time someone's trying to win their
independence from from Britain, Spain is like,

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we're here to be a pain in
the ass to Britain and all their

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wars. Yeah to England. Hell, have no fury like a Spaniard.

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Right. So yeah, so there's
a lot of that. And then I

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was about to say something, but
I forgot, So yeah, there's oh

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oh this was the other thing.
And we also learned it was like the

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first it was one of the very
ports that received goods from America from the

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North America. Oh, no,
I might know that. Yeah, so,

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yeah, there's a lot of cool
stuff. There's somewhere apparently a nine

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to eleven memorial. We didn't find
it, but I saw it like on

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a little I had a little pamvhlet
that was like, what all does Kinzell

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has to offer? And it said
on there there's a nine to eleven memorial

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there, which I thought was very
funny. Uh. Yeah, there's just

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a woman who is from Kinsell.
And then she moved to New York for

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like thirty years, she lived there
forever. It's actually a very sad like

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very like it was very heartwarming,
and she became she met a man that

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became like she was best friends with
for like almost the entire time, and

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he was a fire chief for New
York and he died during nine to eleven

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as a first responder. So she
moved back. She eventually moved back to

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Kinsale and asked the town if she
could put a memorial to the first responders

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of nine to eleven and they said
yeah, they said that's fine. That's

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a hard thing to say say no
to. And someone says, hey,

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can I put a memorial to like
honor the heroes of nine to eleven.

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It's hard to be like, no, yeah, no, especially because they

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have like ament, they have a
statue around every corner honoring someone who died,

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and you know, people died for
stupid reasons back then. They're like

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rest in pees. This fisherman and
you know that he like rolled off his

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own boat because he was drunk or
some shit, you know what I mean,

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like or even just like this man
got a splinter and the infection killed

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him five days later. Yeah,
exactly, like Jill, Yeah, we

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learned at a wine museum that was
not a wine museum, and we just

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couldn't find it to be fair.
I don't know. I don't think we

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saw. I don't think it's right. Well, the wine museum was inside

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of a church. They made the
church. We find Hozier one fucking want

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I want to look at that man. But the wine museum was inside of

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a church, and we saw it
later. The church was built in like

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eleven oh nine, Yeah, which
I didn't even know they made buildings back

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then. I know they did.
That's a joke, but that's so fucking

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old. Yeah, I mean,
that's all iron from a bunch of Americans

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who are oldest. Stuff is like
everything is old. I mean the McDonald's

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we eat in later is old and
they just they just take all their history

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and gentrify it. We had to
McDonald's meal and what could have been like

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a historic bank or something. Sure, but that's as they do. So

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yeah, our first day, I
will say for Kinzel people definitely like,

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well not Kinzel people, but people
wanting to visit Kidzell definitely look up when

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their season is because they because it's
like a vacation town, so they have

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an off season. So a lot
of a lot of stuff was closed for

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Yeah, a lot of it was
like well reopening in March in March and

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anding the Titanic Museum in Belfast.
Remember that did open back up in March.

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Yeah, so that's probably a lot
of just Ireland in general. If

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you're going going during the cold months, I'm sure a lot of people go

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on holiday or what have you.
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first day. Yeah, we decided
to do charcouterie again for dinner, kind

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of did we Yeah, we went
to a little grocery store, but we

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just kind of got like we just
got like little snacks. I think we

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had like a really late lunch and
so we kind of but I think we

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got it. They gave us the
most amazing chocolate chip cookies. Oh I

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forgot they had those chocolate chip cookies
yet wishes bitch, bitch. And then

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yeah, so we got got some
snacks because we wanted to relax. I

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think that was it. We're like, we had been out for like three

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or four hours. It was it
was four o'clock. You know, We've

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never three hours and we're like,
we just want to go. I want

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to go, and I want to
get some rest tonight. I just want

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to hang out with you. And
that's when the vacation started, if you

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ask me, because then we started
a brand new tradition of on a nightly

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basis, getting high and watching Supermarket
Sweep. Because when you know, when

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you hear that bell, you know, how does this say when you're at

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the grocery story. Here the fun
you could have on Supermarket Sweep. And

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we're talking a trip into the audience. And we're not talking about Leslie Jones

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new On. We're talking about nineties
supermarket Sweep. There's a Pluto channel that

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plays at twenty four seven baby,
but we didn't get Pluto. We were

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so desperate to a Supermarket Sweep that
we started watching it on You found an

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entire channel on YouTube, a playlist
of all the episodes on YouTube that we

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were just going through. Oh my
god, it was so fun. We

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were eating snacks, we were high, we were laughing, we were participating.

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We're getting really good at supermarket sweep. By the way, guys,

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Oh yeah, for a lot of
brands that don't exist anymore, we're like,

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oh, get the get the tone
out, like just all the random

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things a little total still around,
but that one's still confused me sometimes any

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user. And then we're also learning
like when brands getting because in the beginning

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they never said down and now they
do say dawn, like don dish soap.

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So I think that's fun, is
fun, And I was so horny,

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so I requested a rubbed down and
you wrote me down for a little

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while. It was so nice,
just just clatoralness, and I'm on my

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back, you know, frog and
legged watching Supermarket Sweep. And Frida Carla

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is Frida. I called her Friedo
Carla Frida Carlo is just watching us.

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She is, and uh, oh, so nice I know you. You

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gave me such a nice little rubdown. At one point you wanted to put

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your fingers inside of me, in
which I reclaimed ow your nails too long.

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I was like, but me always
saying yead. I brought my nail

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clippers, and I was like,
go cut those babies off and then come

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get in this. And then you
came back and I fell asleep. Oh

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yeah, that is what happened that
time. Yeah. I walked back in

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and you were knocked out. You
were past, You're dead to the world.

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I was, yeah, this is
big facts. So I wrapped up,

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turned off supermarket sweep. We went
to sleep. Oh that's such a

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good sleep. Good. Yeah,
I remember we both slept pretty well and

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pretty hard. But still we're like
waking up like at four of the morning,

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like wide awake. Yeah. Because
the other thing about Ireland that I

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think messed with our sleep is it
gets dark like around five and then the

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sun doesn't come up I'm gonna say
until eleven pm. They have like they

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have a solid six hours of sunlight
in Ireland. No, but it did.

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It doesn't come up until like,
it didn't come up until like eight

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am, yeah, eight, and
it went down so early. Yeah,

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so that was really wild. But
yeah, and so then the next day,

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the next day was quite a day. Oh we went hiking. We

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took like a three mile hike and
follow us on Instagram. You've already seen

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that day. Yeah, the follow
us on Instagram and check that out.

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And yeah, because there was a
fort, like a military there's two forts,

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we chose to go to charles Ford
old Military for it. It was

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used in like this battle that happened
in sixteen oh one. Big deal.

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I didn't mean that sounded like I
was sarcastically saying like big fucking deal.

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I meant like it was a big
deal. Yeah it was sixteen oh one,

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and yeah it was like a three
mile hike. But it wasn't too

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terrible, No, not at all, even though we went down but it

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went downhill randomly for nothing. Oh
yeah, there was like yeah, there

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was like there was a little spot. Yeah. So if you're ever in

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kings that said like part of the
nature, Like yeah, well it was

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like if you're ever in Kinzel and
you're going on this hike to Charles Fort,

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there's a point where there will be
a sign and it says like a

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viewpoint here and it'll have like a
walking sign and it's like go go down

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this route. And it was like
fully downhill this long away where we just

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like walked from and you can't see
anything because the forest. And then once

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the forest cleared, you can't see
anything because the forest because the forest.

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And then once the forest clears is
a massive fin so you also can't see

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anything. And then you just end
up at someone's house. You invent a

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door with those private residents, we'll
shoot we have dogs. So we were

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like, okay, okay, I
don't know what this view is, so

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we gonna turn around and need to
go up. It was a steep up,

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but it suck. It was bullshite. You were not happy. It

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was so pissed up about that one. And I kept stopping for the view.

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The view is so pretty, So
we're still going on, you know,

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the whole time. The fort is
at the top of the hill.

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You know, Emperor's New Groove style, that is where the ford is.

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I thought that was funny, And
uh so we are. We're passing a

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lot of fun houses. We're looking
at them, we're judging them, almost

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gonna hit by cars. Yeah,
because there's no sidewalks, so we're walking

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on the street and it's like it's
like a windy road. It's like really

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skinny and like you're we're in the
road, there's no sidewalk. Yeah.

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So yeah, we get to the
top and I'm like, you want to

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get something to eat? And we
go in this cute little place and we

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get the menu and I'm like,
this is a Michelin Star restaurant. Yeah.

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So well we get to this little
town. This little area wasn't just

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how it was just like four businesses. Yeah, there was just this little

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thing. And then it was also
really cool because it was very like it

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was right next to the water.
So as we're walking up, like waves,

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yeah, waves are like crashing into
and like you know, doing the

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thing where the water is like pouring
over and so we're like trying to run

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through it because it's the waves are
slash slash z. Yeah. And then

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yeah, we found this pub and
turns out it was like Michelin STARU pub

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rubb and got lunch there. We
did. It was so very good and

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also it was like sixteen dollars a
plate, like it was not expensive at

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all. Yeah, you got like
a seared ahi tuna with wasabi mashed potatoes

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and like a terry yaki saw.
It was so good, and I got

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like pork short ribs that I think
was the entire rib cage of the pig.

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There was so many ribs and yeah, then like a couple beers and

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it was like sixty dollars. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it

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was so good. And we were
sitting against a window that I refer to

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as make out reef because we're in
a window. Then there's the street,

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and then there's this little four park
park parking lot for like four cars that

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people drive into because you can like
go down like into the water from there.

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Yeah. So people are like doing
like cold plunge. It's like a

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like a businessman getting a wet suit, take a dip, then like get

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back and like undress in like his
trunk and then like get back and then

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just leave. Yeah yeah, they're
just like, oh but it go get

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my cold plunch with the bike.
So that was fun. That was fun.

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We're watching a lot of people getting
hit by water and stuff. It

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was so good. And we had
a couple of local meads. Oh yeah,

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that's what we had. We had
her red and a white, little

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couple of local means yeah, got
her red and white and it was they

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were both pretty good. Yeah,
our food was great, it was really

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good. What was it called.
It was called like the blue House,

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No, like bloom It's like not
blue House, it's like Bloominos something like

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that. Okay, Blueminose, Luminos, the Irish Dominoes. And it's funny

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because we realized later that last episode
in Cork we mentioned that this pottery lady

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was telling us a bunch of places
to go. Oh yeah, we forgot

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about the card and after the Kinsale
trip we looked at it and like we

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went there. That was on them
when she said we had to go to

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and I think she even said it's
like she think that's what one. She's

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like, it's a little far walk. Yeah, we took that walk.

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We took that walk, and then
once we left there, we was like

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like Blemens or something, Bluomens,
something like that. Yeah, it was

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like a short five minute like it
was those pubs like on the Yeah,

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it was like right up right next
to the fort. So we went up

407
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to the fort and the fort is
obviously it's you know, it's old,

408
00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:12.799
it's run down, it's not really
run down, but you know, it's

409
00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:17.880
time comes for all of us.
So it's all outside. It's inevitable,

410
00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:22.440
it's inevitable. It's all outside.
And like right when we get to the

411
00:28:22.480 --> 00:28:26.880
fort, it starts raining, and
so we probably we were at the fort

412
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.839
for probably an hour or so and
just like walking in the rain, trying

413
00:28:30.880 --> 00:28:36.079
to look at it. So casually
we feel like they're like, who are

414
00:28:36.079 --> 00:28:41.559
these morons? We don't have uh
we we both didn't wear like rain raincoats,

415
00:28:41.640 --> 00:28:45.160
so we're just getting soaked. We're
walking so casually, I'm taking video,

416
00:28:45.799 --> 00:28:51.440
we're re enacting more scenes, we're
LARPing, and you know, those

417
00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:52.640
people probably look at the window like
who the fuck are these people? Like

418
00:28:52.799 --> 00:28:56.519
Americans like we did. We were
just like this is fun. Look we

419
00:28:56.519 --> 00:29:02.559
played castle now where you think sleep
like, but it was really it was

420
00:29:02.599 --> 00:29:04.400
so fun. It was so green
and so green and yeah, it's a

421
00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:08.759
literal like it's it's just stone,
just big opening and it's on eight acres.

422
00:29:08.839 --> 00:29:11.119
It's quite large. Yeah, it
was very large, and it's on

423
00:29:11.160 --> 00:29:15.559
like the it's on a cliff,
it's on like the edge of the Ireland.

424
00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.599
Yeah. Yeah, And at one
point we found like kind of some

425
00:29:18.680 --> 00:29:22.160
of the storehouses. There were some
creepy ass parts of this castle too.

426
00:29:22.599 --> 00:29:26.279
Yeah, yes, where we I
would go. We were going in some

427
00:29:26.359 --> 00:29:27.359
of them and there's a little bit
of light, but then there was a

428
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:32.680
few would go in it's pitch black. And with one of them, I

429
00:29:32.759 --> 00:29:36.640
pulled out my phone camera, like
my phone flashlight, and it made no

430
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:41.000
change like this. This was like
some demon demon darkness that like ate the

431
00:29:41.079 --> 00:29:45.279
light. And I was like,
nope, no, thank you. And

432
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:51.400
then I left and I heard like
a loud and I looked up and there's

433
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:55.880
just this fat pigeon in a hole
next to the door, just staring at

434
00:29:55.920 --> 00:29:59.079
me. Yeah, the pigeon thought
it was part of the brick because it

435
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:02.839
was. It was was in of
where a brick one. It was inside

436
00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:06.920
the walls like let's kind of break
around them, and it's a gray and

437
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:08.759
green and yeah, it looked like
it was like I got you and it

438
00:30:08.799 --> 00:30:12.720
was incognito. Yeah, master of
disguise it was. But it was really

439
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:18.799
cool. That was a really beautiful
for it, like uh, you know,

440
00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:23.759
architecture and vintage and cool history and
all the fun stuff and so yeah,

441
00:30:25.559 --> 00:30:30.079
so we did that. Then the
three mile back walked back to Kinza

442
00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:36.599
went to the walk back was a
lot easier downhill, downhill and oh hi

443
00:30:36.720 --> 00:30:41.839
buddy, how it was so much
fun. I drew the heck out of

444
00:30:41.839 --> 00:30:45.960
it. And then we went to
Double one Button. Yeah, we had

445
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:52.920
dinner. Thing. It wasn't very
good. The pub was okay. It

446
00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:55.799
was another just a little pub.
We got like a cheese board and that

447
00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:57.480
was good. Yeah, there was
some good. We tried different so we

448
00:30:57.480 --> 00:31:03.720
did a flight of whiskey. Whiskey
fly well because we wanted to do a

449
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:08.039
gin flight because there was a gin
that was made for distilled in Kinsell and

450
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:12.480
gin apparently gin is quite a thing
in Ireland, but they didn't really have

451
00:31:14.279 --> 00:31:15.039
that as an option, so we
did the We were like, well,

452
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:18.599
we're an island, we'll do a
whiskey flight. Yeah, and they're okay.

453
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:21.480
I'm not a big whiskey guy,
but yeah, we drank them.

454
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:23.240
We drank them. We drank them. I think we drank all but one

455
00:31:23.279 --> 00:31:26.559
one. Neither of us could get
through. Yeah, it's a smoky Yeah,

456
00:31:26.599 --> 00:31:32.880
it was pretty it was even for
me and uh so we really I

457
00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:34.599
think that we were annoying the waitress
because we were taking our time like we

458
00:31:34.599 --> 00:31:37.559
were in there for like three hours. Yeah, we were in there.

459
00:31:37.599 --> 00:31:40.559
I was like, we're gonna order
this flight and we're gonna get a cheese

460
00:31:40.559 --> 00:31:41.640
board. And we did that for
like an hour and a half. Yeah,

461
00:31:41.720 --> 00:31:44.240
and then she's like you already leave
and I was like, no,

462
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:48.599
we'd like to order an orange tree
please. Yeah. We had the nastiest

463
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:52.119
pie. We had their famous whatever
Irish pie whatever that's called. Oh so

464
00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:56.480
yeah, so they have I think
it's an English thing more so. But

465
00:31:56.519 --> 00:32:00.680
it was called like the bona fie
pie. And the reason is because I

466
00:32:00.720 --> 00:32:06.559
read I didn't the description was pretty
was pretty like, didn't have a whole

467
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:09.960
lot of detail exactly. But when
we were at that pub that we were

468
00:32:10.000 --> 00:32:14.319
just talking about the micheline one next
to Charles Ford, I saw someone order

469
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:17.440
this same dessert and it looked delicious. You did say that, and so

470
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:21.000
I was like, oh, I
trusted you. Well, I trusted me

471
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:23.880
too. It wasn't terrible, but
it was just a weird. It was

472
00:32:23.920 --> 00:32:28.799
a weird, and so we ordered
it. And to be fair, it

473
00:32:28.839 --> 00:32:32.559
looked good to a certain extent.
Essentially, what it is, it's about

474
00:32:32.599 --> 00:32:38.319
an inch of like a granola or
not like a gram cracker. Crust and

475
00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.400
then a few slices of banana and
then like four inches of whipped cream on

476
00:32:43.480 --> 00:32:45.839
top of it. Yeah, it
was like a weird It was like a

477
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:54.000
boring banana pudding. And I ate
a lozon. Yeah, I don't remember

478
00:32:54.039 --> 00:33:01.200
what I ate. Oh I I
proud. I ordered a prown scampy and

479
00:33:01.279 --> 00:33:07.519
it was like four tiny little like
fry coconnut fry. I was like,

480
00:33:07.559 --> 00:33:12.039
well, this is not a scampy
first of all. Uh so yeah,

481
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.400
So it was okay. But we
had a blast in there, just each

482
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:17.079
other. Oh, we were having
so much fun. I don't remember what

483
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:21.240
we were doing. It was so
funny though. And then it was and

484
00:33:21.400 --> 00:33:23.400
we were wet. We were cold, like just trying to dry off.

485
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:28.079
And then we got back dress in
our damp clothes, hiked back to the

486
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:32.319
airbnb, and uh did what we
do, got high, watched the market.

487
00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:40.559
Sweet. But the night we masturbated
together, I ate that puss.

488
00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:44.680
You eat that pus. I did
eat that puss and fingered you at the

489
00:33:44.680 --> 00:33:49.680
same time. You look so proud. He was like, you just bragged

490
00:33:49.680 --> 00:33:52.640
to like a friend and sounds great. Have to toot my own horn.

491
00:33:52.759 --> 00:33:55.880
But you'll never guess what I got
to do the other night. I got

492
00:33:55.920 --> 00:34:01.039
to eat some puss a finger in
it. But I did make you come.

493
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:06.480
I did, and you came hot. Oh that's what that's true.

494
00:34:06.519 --> 00:34:08.599
That's when you. Yeah, you
came for like five minutes. I like,

495
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:12.719
I left, when I got went
to the grocery store, got a

496
00:34:12.760 --> 00:34:15.280
few things, came back and you
were still. Not true, it's not

497
00:34:15.320 --> 00:34:20.880
true, not true because you Uh. The big part why that happened is

498
00:34:20.920 --> 00:34:28.000
because you just like kept going.
Yeah yeah, I wasn't done with you.

499
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:30.639
Yeah, oh that was cute.
Okay, I like that. So,

500
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:34.679
yeah you came and then you you
gave me a blowy. I did

501
00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:36.960
give me a really good blowie.
I think, Yeah, I think we're

502
00:34:37.000 --> 00:34:38.840
both like that was great. Yeah, both just had a good time.

503
00:34:39.559 --> 00:34:44.239
But yeah I did. I crushed
your hand, Yes you did. You

504
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.079
almost broke my hand with those thunder
thighs of yours. Thank you, And

505
00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:51.639
I say that in the highest regards. Yeah, okay, you and I

506
00:34:52.360 --> 00:34:59.639
Yeah, whatever you say, pencil
Dick. Well, you know your thighs

507
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:02.079
are like one of my favorite parts
of you. I know, and I

508
00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:06.239
know it. I know when you're
old and ready to go, you just

509
00:35:06.280 --> 00:35:09.519
give me the signal and I'm just
gonna suffocate you mm hmm slowly. So

510
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:13.400
yeah, and then we went to
sleep and the next morning we got up

511
00:35:13.440 --> 00:35:19.559
and headed to Glowey was fantastic.
What happened? Tell me you gave me

512
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:22.960
a blowey. You just went down, you went Oh that was whenever,

513
00:35:22.159 --> 00:35:25.239
Like what were we to do?
Well? Because that was when you like

514
00:35:25.400 --> 00:35:31.239
you like had me in your throat
and you swallowed my dick like I got

515
00:35:31.280 --> 00:35:37.079
a little sting from your stomach acid. I was like, you went intense.

516
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.159
Thank you so much. Yeah,
No, it was really fun.

517
00:35:38.239 --> 00:35:43.599
Thank you, distinguished Panel of judges. It was really good. Good.

518
00:35:43.719 --> 00:35:45.559
Yeah, we both, we both
we did that. Yeah, it was

519
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:51.960
nice. And then we watched like
two more episodes of Supermarket Sweep. Yeah,

520
00:35:52.159 --> 00:35:55.880
we had plans, we had plans. It was really really good.

521
00:35:57.000 --> 00:35:59.360
Yeah, I was quite excited.
I was like, we got it.

522
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:06.239
We did it. It's yeah,
yeah, all right, and it can

523
00:36:06.320 --> 00:36:27.440
sail and it can sel and then
into Dublin and then into Dublin. So

524
00:36:27.559 --> 00:36:30.800
yeah, we went to Dublin.
We went to Dublin, checked into our

525
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:35.119
hotel which is in the middle of
pub Central. Yeah, so we booked

526
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:38.239
this hotel we got there during an
international windstorm. So yeah, so we

527
00:36:38.320 --> 00:36:43.199
booked them. We booked this hotel, and we booked it because it was

528
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:46.800
kind of like it seems it was
like in the middle of everything. Oh,

529
00:36:46.840 --> 00:36:50.840
this is like walking dis into everything. We didn't know that meant like

530
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:54.880
in the middle of everything. It
was surrounded by pubs and like in like

531
00:36:55.639 --> 00:37:02.800
kind of imagine if you booked a
hotel a bunch of pubs. I was

532
00:37:02.840 --> 00:37:06.719
gonna make it an example, but
I don't know if this this won't hit

533
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:10.000
with everyone, but if you booked
a hotel on Bourbon Street in New Orleans,

534
00:37:10.000 --> 00:37:14.519
like that's essentially what it was.
Which so we didn't sleep a whole

535
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:20.199
lot that in Dublin because because every
night people would be partying until two am,

536
00:37:20.280 --> 00:37:24.000
and then around five am they would
start the pubs would start getting in

537
00:37:24.039 --> 00:37:29.480
their keg deliveries. So we would
wake up every morning to just like metal

538
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:32.559
clinging around. Oh my god,
that was awful. But yeah, so

539
00:37:32.960 --> 00:37:36.400
we booked in the middle. So
we're trying to find it. We're lost,

540
00:37:36.559 --> 00:37:39.000
and hotel's crazy. It has like
doctor's office carpet. It's it's a

541
00:37:39.039 --> 00:37:43.679
wild it's a wild experience. But
yeah, we get there and while we're

542
00:37:43.719 --> 00:37:49.199
looking Chicagong on Nothing on Dublin,
we were getting like tossed around, like

543
00:37:49.639 --> 00:37:52.760
we were struggling to like stand up
right. I don't know what happened.

544
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:57.400
I got to the point where we've
got our suitcases. He's so annoyed,

545
00:37:57.480 --> 00:38:00.280
but he's also trying to be protective
of me because there's a lot of people

546
00:38:00.360 --> 00:38:06.800
around. And then there's also like
I'm getting I'm like a toddler getting swayed

547
00:38:06.880 --> 00:38:09.840
in the wind, and so he's
also in like that protective mode of being

548
00:38:09.840 --> 00:38:16.719
like I must find woman safety,
but I don't know town the angriest man

549
00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:21.960
going into a Krispy Krean being like, someone needs to get me a map,

550
00:38:22.079 --> 00:38:25.679
give me your phone. I wasn't
rude to them, but I was.

551
00:38:25.719 --> 00:38:30.000
I was more just sterren. I
was just like, do y'all know

552
00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:34.079
where the res is? And they
were like no, And I go,

553
00:38:34.159 --> 00:38:36.480
I got this map, I said, And they were trying to tell me,

554
00:38:36.519 --> 00:38:37.679
and I finally I just went,
can what do y'all pull out your

555
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:43.360
phones? So, yeah, we
were able to find it. Turns out

556
00:38:43.360 --> 00:38:45.960
we were like right next door to
it. Yeah, we now use that

557
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:49.360
Krispy krean as being like, oh, we're near home. Yeah, but

558
00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:51.559
even then they didn't even know.
They weren't like, oh it's called street

559
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:57.079
dipshit. Yeah, they were just
like it's not it's kind of hidden.

560
00:38:57.719 --> 00:39:00.360
We forgot. Well, I'm not
going to get into it because we've It's

561
00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:01.400
fine. It was in the past. It was in Cork. We forgot

562
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:04.079
that. Hell, when we were
in Cork, we got lost for like

563
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:08.159
forty five minutes when we were so
close to being back two our airbnb because

564
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:10.960
it randomly is like house. Oh
yeah, like I guess we're going.

565
00:39:13.000 --> 00:39:16.079
Yeah. Yeah, we were practically
there and then some woman was like this

566
00:39:16.119 --> 00:39:19.400
way, trickle left here when we
should have taken a ride, and then

567
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:21.920
ended up on the other side of
Cork. Yeah. It was so fun.

568
00:39:22.440 --> 00:39:23.679
But yeah, but the hotel was
kind of hit it. It was

569
00:39:23.760 --> 00:39:28.840
kind of like the like the little
place that Harry like the the house or

570
00:39:28.920 --> 00:39:31.039
hotel or whatever it is that Harry
Potter goes to in one of the movies,

571
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:35.039
where like the buildings separate. Yeah, it was kind of like that,

572
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:37.159
and that, you know what I
mean, It's kind of like that.

573
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:40.760
It's kind of like that. So
yeah, and then we we they

574
00:39:40.840 --> 00:39:45.880
have their own pub underneath this,
and they have their own pub. So

575
00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:49.320
we we dropped our stuff off and
then went and had dinner, and we

576
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:53.159
had Mongolian like a Mongolian girl,
sixty dollars Mongolian girl. I was like,

577
00:39:53.199 --> 00:39:58.039
God damn it. So all we've
talked about about Ireland being cheap.

578
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:01.360
Dublin said, hold might be.
Dublin said, We're gonna make up for

579
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:08.159
all that. Yeah, Dublin I
was so so expensive interesty And then I

580
00:40:08.199 --> 00:40:15.519
was like, let's get some rest
LEI Leis slept next day. I don't

581
00:40:15.519 --> 00:40:19.559
remember what we did in order we
should just talk about kind of things we

582
00:40:19.559 --> 00:40:22.559
did in Dublin. Yeah, because
Dublin, I think for both of us

583
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:24.119
was our least favorite part of the
trip. Yeah. It was just kind

584
00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:27.360
of another big city. It was
just in the big city, people were

585
00:40:27.360 --> 00:40:30.880
really rude running into each other.
Yeah, and I imagine if this is

586
00:40:30.920 --> 00:40:35.360
what like New York would feel like. Yeah, yeah, but a lot

587
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:38.719
more like students, though a lot
more students. There's so many like students.

588
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:44.239
Yeah, there's also a lot of
Ireland has a lot of here's the

589
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:47.760
thing I'm gonna say. I know
Ireland's been through a lot Ireland. I

590
00:40:47.760 --> 00:40:51.559
think thinks it's a lot tougher than
it is. There's a lot of like

591
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.559
kind of Irish dudes that think they're
gangsters, and I want to be like,

592
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:59.760
bitch, I'm from America. Our
schools are deadly, like back off.

593
00:41:00.519 --> 00:41:02.880
Well, I want to talk about
one of my favorite moments. Think

594
00:41:02.880 --> 00:41:07.239
we should talk about Donald's highlights Highlights
of Dublin. We went to McDonalds.

595
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:08.800
At this point, we're pretty fooded
out. We want to save some money.

596
00:41:09.000 --> 00:41:13.719
Yeah, the food's overpriced and not
good, so I would rather pay

597
00:41:13.880 --> 00:41:16.199
less with what I know, which
is a chicken nug absolutely. And then

598
00:41:16.239 --> 00:41:21.480
they had a few like they had
a few special things on the menu that

599
00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:25.880
we don't have, like like they're
basically like mozzarella balls, but they're garlic.

600
00:41:27.119 --> 00:41:29.840
They were kind of like the they
were like garlic cheese balls. They

601
00:41:29.880 --> 00:41:32.079
were like they were like kind of
like cheese curds kind of kind of.

602
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:36.639
Yeah, they were so good.
They're very good. Came with a marinaire

603
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:40.840
sauce which I didn't even know McDonald's. Yeah. I had like a smoke

604
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:47.559
house steak burger kind of thing and
it was three story McDonald's. Yeah,

605
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:51.800
it was so huge. There's people
just drinking a coffee reading a book,

606
00:41:51.920 --> 00:41:54.159
like, yeah, people thought this
McDonald's was a Starbucks. Yeah, it

607
00:41:54.199 --> 00:41:59.480
was so fun. That was a
good time. We went into the creepiest

608
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:01.960
wax So, so, okay,
hold on, put a pause here,

609
00:42:01.960 --> 00:42:06.280
put a pause here. This is
the this is the thing I wanted to

610
00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:13.320
talk about most in these entire three
parts of this of this trip. So

611
00:42:13.320 --> 00:42:17.239
so Rihanna loves them wax museum,
I do. She loves a wax museum.

612
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:23.719
I don't hate them, they're done
right, but I they creep me

613
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:29.719
out, like to a certain extent. We've been to the San Antonio one.

614
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:32.199
We were drunk. We were drunk. But here's what I'm saying.

615
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:36.199
Typically at a wax museum, even
though I go through them with a little

616
00:42:36.199 --> 00:42:39.440
bit of uneasiness, they're not terrible, Like I can get through them like

617
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:43.440
just they just cream me out a
little bit. So I was like,

618
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:45.239
okay, yeah, we'll go to
wax. I'm fine, Like I've been

619
00:42:45.239 --> 00:42:51.880
through a what you've been talking about
it this long, You're clearly fine.

620
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:54.920
And then we go to this Dublin
wax museum. So first of all,

621
00:42:55.320 --> 00:43:01.679
you walk in, you walk in
and the first thing there is is a

622
00:43:01.800 --> 00:43:07.519
section. The first section you go
into is a fucking science museum. Yeah

623
00:43:07.519 --> 00:43:10.159
it's Albert Einstein. There's a wax
figure of Albert Einstein and then a wax

624
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:14.360
figure of Frankenstein. But the rest
of it is just like here's how light

625
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:19.119
bolts are made, like, okay, except for one room that you can

626
00:43:19.159 --> 00:43:22.400
just see through a glass that the
only way I could describe it is a

627
00:43:22.440 --> 00:43:27.800
steampunk tool music video. I don't
know what was going on in there.

628
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:30.400
I can't even that's I don't know
how to describe it. So then you

629
00:43:30.480 --> 00:43:36.000
go through the the the the science
part, and we get into the actual

630
00:43:36.000 --> 00:43:42.679
wax museum, and almost immediately that
the next to in that same room there

631
00:43:42.760 --> 00:43:45.400
was also just like trivia like ripley
believe it or not, like this is

632
00:43:45.440 --> 00:43:46.679
the tallest man. Oh yeah,
there was like shit like that, and

633
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:52.000
then a veloci raptor that was moving
around. Yeah. I don't know this.

634
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.800
Yeah, And then we go into
the next part, which is the

635
00:43:54.840 --> 00:44:01.840
actual wax museum, and immediately I
am feeling so creeped out, more than

636
00:44:01.880 --> 00:44:06.920
I ever have in a wax museum. And we we'll talk about why later.

637
00:44:06.960 --> 00:44:08.880
You you have a good realization later
of why that is, and you

638
00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:15.760
are also uneasy. Yeah, like
you're also cray my idea to come and

639
00:44:15.239 --> 00:44:17.519
what you eventually brought up later,
And I was like, oh, I

640
00:44:17.519 --> 00:44:22.320
bet that's it. If anyone's never
been to a wax museum, if you

641
00:44:22.400 --> 00:44:29.000
imagine a room, imagine like a
normal standard bedroom in that size, there

642
00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.440
will probably be two wax figures.
Yeah, like they're kind of spread out

643
00:44:31.800 --> 00:44:37.119
and there's not a there's not a
bunch this one. Now imagine that same

644
00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:42.960
bedroom and there's twenty wax figures in
it, and you yeah, it was

645
00:44:43.400 --> 00:44:45.559
jam packed with wax figures and none
of them went together, and none of

646
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:51.159
them there was no coach. If
you went there was like ten ten wax

647
00:44:51.159 --> 00:44:53.599
figures. If they have them on
they're on bleachers, so they're on levels.

648
00:44:53.599 --> 00:44:58.159
They're all cramped next to each other
and it's like the Avengers. Yeah

649
00:44:58.199 --> 00:45:00.519
you know what I mean, Like
they go together. But this is a

650
00:45:00.679 --> 00:45:04.039
room from like you could not put
your back against the wall. The entire

651
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.559
from the entire wall show their shouldered
shoulder. Yeah. I was like,

652
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:10.440
one of these is gonna be real. This is like a terrible joke.

653
00:45:10.559 --> 00:45:15.480
I know that someone's I'm gonna be
on some Irish Jimmy Kimmel shit like,

654
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:23.400
and they're all like they're not Jimmy
o'kimmel, and none of them are good,

655
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:29.840
so they're all they could just be
bad acting they like for any of

656
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:35.440
my horror fans out there, they
knel like the Uncanny Valley creepiness like they're

657
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:38.199
so like they're good enough where you
can go, Okay, I know who

658
00:45:38.199 --> 00:45:44.159
they're trying to be, but they're
they're off where it's like eerie. Yeah,

659
00:45:44.199 --> 00:45:46.440
and so yeah, it's just jam
packed. So immediately I'm like,

660
00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:52.960
oh, I'm fire off, like
both like fuck this. And we kind

661
00:45:52.960 --> 00:45:57.440
of started just powering through a little
bit. I think I'm trying to power

662
00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:01.079
through more than you, but we're
still both like let's just keep going.

663
00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:10.119
And and so we go through this
this madness of all these wax figures open

664
00:46:10.199 --> 00:46:14.199
a door, like the next part
call Out, we didn't know like sixty

665
00:46:14.559 --> 00:46:19.239
of the people. There's a lot
of Irish specific things going on for sure,

666
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:23.079
and then then Ninja Turtles yeah,
and then the Deadpool. Oh yeah,

667
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:30.679
that was just a store bond pond. That was just a store bought

668
00:46:30.840 --> 00:46:37.199
spirit hallowaid costume on a mannequin and
then so we go through the next part

669
00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:40.360
and immediately open the door. And
I don't know who thought this was a

670
00:46:40.360 --> 00:46:47.360
good idea, but they're about fifteen
hundred clocks that are all like dinging and

671
00:46:47.360 --> 00:46:52.679
going, and it's like and you
go down a flight of stairs. It's

672
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:58.599
like three stories of this. It
is a horror movie. It's like Alice

673
00:46:58.800 --> 00:47:01.119
Alice in Wonderland, like falling through
a tunnel, but the tunnel stares for

674
00:47:01.320 --> 00:47:06.599
us. Yeah, it was so
eerie, and I get in hindsight,

675
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:07.559
I know what they're trying to do. They're trying to be like, you're

676
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:12.679
going back in time. No,
yeah, Sungebob's not back in time.

677
00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:15.159
No, this was after SpongeBob.
Well then, why haven't we talked about

678
00:47:15.159 --> 00:47:20.639
SpongeBob yet. Way, Well,
so we saw SpongeBob and a weird little

679
00:47:20.840 --> 00:47:22.760
Harry Potter boy. Oh yeah,
they had Harry Potter, but he was

680
00:47:22.880 --> 00:47:30.119
not He's not okay, They had
Henry Porter and a really gross looking a

681
00:47:30.360 --> 00:47:36.920
bullpit that SpongeBob was in, right
yeaheah, and then a tunnel that you

682
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:39.119
crawled through and I was like,
there's no fucking way. I'm calling through

683
00:47:39.159 --> 00:47:42.440
that. But you came out and
you're like, there's nothing in there.

684
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:46.920
It was just a tunnel. Well
now that looks stupid, but grown almost

685
00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:50.960
thirty year old woman that just went
through a two foot tunnel, Yeah,

686
00:47:51.320 --> 00:47:55.840
there was nothing in it. There's
a bad maleficent. Yeah, it's giving

687
00:47:55.920 --> 00:47:59.480
like they think I don't believe.
I believe, Like you can take me

688
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:02.599
in the portal now, yeah,
anything else that you want to just the

689
00:48:02.679 --> 00:48:07.039
weird blue room. Yeah, okay, now the cloth. So we get

690
00:48:07.039 --> 00:48:10.239
through the cuckoo clocks, go down
three sides of flights of stairs and keep

691
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:14.840
it. Find this whole place.
It's not really done up. Besides like

692
00:48:14.880 --> 00:48:19.440
the weird props. No, there's
like paint, there's pain falling off.

693
00:48:19.599 --> 00:48:22.880
Yeah. We're like in the back
of the theater. Yeah, a prop

694
00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:30.639
house. And we get down the
stairs and there's like an open doorway that's

695
00:48:30.880 --> 00:48:34.519
at least for me. I have
to crouch down to get it like brid

696
00:48:34.559 --> 00:48:37.519
to line, have to crawl.
We see like what looks like a wooden

697
00:48:37.599 --> 00:48:42.440
hut that we have to walk through, memories anything, and then this creepy

698
00:48:42.559 --> 00:48:47.480
wax statue of a little girl like
doing doing just in like old timey clothes.

699
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:51.760
I don't know what she's just crunched
over. Oh my god, I

700
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.719
forgot about there is And now it's
now we're about to go. Yeah,

701
00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:59.480
we're about to go through the wax
Museum History of Ireland. And it is

702
00:49:00.639 --> 00:49:04.159
it is, it is. There's
the light celling. We're already creeped out

703
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:07.880
and now you have to crawl through
this hut that's like dark as hell.

704
00:49:08.920 --> 00:49:13.639
And this was about the time the
wax figures are like six inches from us.

705
00:49:13.920 --> 00:49:17.320
Yes, and this is when we
put it into fifth gear. I

706
00:49:17.440 --> 00:49:23.079
put it all in the way we
sprinted, not even looking. We were

707
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:29.519
like looking down. We were so
creeped out. Power through this, Yeah,

708
00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:31.000
we like stopped. We don't read
a single thing. We like nope,

709
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:32.840
I didn't see a name. I
didn't look at their faces, didn't

710
00:49:32.840 --> 00:49:35.559
look at anyone. I was like
no, no, no, no,

711
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:38.039
no, Power through it. And
then comes to it's just like the one

712
00:49:38.079 --> 00:49:40.280
that we went to when we were
in Bosson. We were in Salem,

713
00:49:40.320 --> 00:49:44.239
but at least a tour guide.
They were God and we were with other

714
00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:50.760
people. We're by ourselves amongst demons. Power through. Then we get to

715
00:49:50.840 --> 00:49:53.840
a point that all wax museums where
you kind of split off and you can

716
00:49:53.920 --> 00:49:58.000
either take like a left to continue
the wax museum normally, or they have

717
00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:01.519
like a horror section, and we
were like, go fuck yourself, we're

718
00:50:01.559 --> 00:50:05.360
not doing that because we've done the
one in sane it Tony of the horror

719
00:50:05.400 --> 00:50:12.559
section and it's like they'll have wax
figures of like Freddy Krueger and Jason and

720
00:50:12.800 --> 00:50:15.119
like horror icons. And I was
like, there's no fucking way. I'm

721
00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:20.159
so fucking Loually not. We're not
doing that. So we just go through

722
00:50:20.159 --> 00:50:22.360
the rest and then and then it
kind of we went through like a black

723
00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:28.280
and white like Neon not black and
white, I'm sorry, black light kind

724
00:50:28.320 --> 00:50:30.400
of where everything was neon and it
was like the enchanted forest and it was

725
00:50:30.400 --> 00:50:37.199
all wax figures of different like nursery
rhymes. Like you would think like as

726
00:50:37.239 --> 00:50:38.719
an example, there would be like
we see mother Goose and I don't remember,

727
00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:44.480
stick with me because this is what
I'm getting as an example. It

728
00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:45.880
would be like it would be like
there would be a mother goose, there

729
00:50:45.880 --> 00:50:49.800
would be a wax figure of handsl
and Gretel, a wax figure of red

730
00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:53.679
riding hood, yes, because this
is the example I'm giving. But it

731
00:50:53.760 --> 00:51:00.320
was all like very like obscure Irish
folk tales that I'm sure in Ireland they're

732
00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:06.159
big, but I didn't know what
any of these. It'd be like Shanado'

733
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:09.639
Donnelly and the Wicked Flute. Like
it was just a random shit, like

734
00:51:09.719 --> 00:51:15.719
I don't know what it was.
So we we went through that and then

735
00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:19.199
yeah, and that was it.
We we exited this. We like,

736
00:51:19.599 --> 00:51:22.519
how was it? We were like, you know, were like that was

737
00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:28.239
a terrifying experience. And they looked
like they looked at us so like they

738
00:51:28.360 --> 00:51:30.119
just cooked us a meal, and
we're like, how was it? Did

739
00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:34.000
you? Like? It was it
great? Yeah? To enjoy yourself And

740
00:51:34.119 --> 00:51:37.239
we were like no, this was
absolute trash. And they were like they

741
00:51:37.280 --> 00:51:40.400
looked heartbroken. They were so confused. Yeah, like they didn't know how

742
00:51:40.440 --> 00:51:45.039
to I don't know if they thought
maybe that we were going to ask for

743
00:51:45.079 --> 00:51:46.679
a refund or something like I think
they were. They just looked they just

744
00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:50.239
didn't know how to handle it.
And I was just like, so that's

745
00:51:50.400 --> 00:51:53.239
crazy, Sorry, I have to
work here. Yeah, and then we

746
00:51:53.440 --> 00:51:57.840
left. It was wild. Yeah, like we like I think it's because

747
00:51:57.880 --> 00:52:00.440
we had a tone as if we
were going to tell them all, but

748
00:52:00.559 --> 00:52:06.400
we're like, you know what,
this wax museum isn't outrage it is scary.

749
00:52:06.880 --> 00:52:09.519
Y'all's muse. Y'all's figures are creepy
as hell. Why y'all got so

750
00:52:09.760 --> 00:52:14.440
many? And we remember it afterwards. We missed a whole section. Yeah,

751
00:52:14.480 --> 00:52:15.880
I was like, we didn't even
see the whole thing. We miss

752
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:17.280
a different section too because I saw
Donald Trump up there and I was like,

753
00:52:17.360 --> 00:52:20.559
i'mline interested. And then we went
the other way and then I forgot

754
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.440
to go back. We see the
other figures, but we saw an insane

755
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:27.760
David Beckham. Oh yeah, it
looked nothing like him. Yeah, So

756
00:52:27.880 --> 00:52:30.840
that was That was wild. And
that was the second creepy museum we went

757
00:52:30.920 --> 00:52:36.639
to, because earlier that day we
went to their Natural History Museum, which

758
00:52:36.760 --> 00:52:39.400
was fascinating. It's a museum of
the museum. It was a museum of

759
00:52:39.440 --> 00:52:45.360
the museum. Essentially, what it
was was a museum of taxidermied animals that

760
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:47.760
some of them are from like the
late eighteen hundreds, most of them were

761
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:52.159
a lot of them were, and
so there was it was definitely the first

762
00:52:52.239 --> 00:52:54.360
half was was okay. A lot
of birds, a lot of birds,

763
00:52:54.760 --> 00:53:00.440
they looked okay, they looked fine. The biggest deer that it's moose.

764
00:53:00.760 --> 00:53:04.960
Yeah, the Irish giant deer,
which was fucking massively a dinosaur. We

765
00:53:05.079 --> 00:53:07.360
were both like, that's not a
deer, that's a moose. I don't

766
00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:13.880
know his name about McCollums are yeah
and yeah, and it's like, hasn't

767
00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:15.800
like a lot of the things there
haven't even been moved, Like there was

768
00:53:15.840 --> 00:53:20.800
pictures of these massive deer in the
same spot since like the early nineteen hundreds,

769
00:53:20.840 --> 00:53:23.159
Like, yeah, it was very
fascinating. But and then we get

770
00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:29.239
to like the sea life section and
we were both like nope. And specifically

771
00:53:29.320 --> 00:53:34.519
there was a shark that they had
hanging Yeah, Joe's crab shack styles shark

772
00:53:34.599 --> 00:53:37.320
hanging from the ceiling and this thing, I don't know what date it was.

773
00:53:37.480 --> 00:53:39.840
It it was not preserved well based
on based on deterioration, I would

774
00:53:39.840 --> 00:53:45.639
say that shark's been there since five
hundred and thirty, like it was not.

775
00:53:45.920 --> 00:53:47.519
And there was a few there that
were not aging very well, and

776
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:52.360
the eyes looked insane. The eyes
looked and say that shark really ruined the

777
00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:55.079
whole thing for me. They need
diagnos grotesque. Yeah, it was.

778
00:53:55.239 --> 00:54:00.440
It got pretty weird. And what
it got pretty weird. They had a

779
00:54:00.480 --> 00:54:04.719
bug section section which and this kind
of once we hit the halfway point,

780
00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:07.719
it was a small room. It
wasn't like a huge museum either. Once

781
00:54:07.760 --> 00:54:12.159
it was just one long room.
And uh, once you once you hit

782
00:54:12.199 --> 00:54:15.000
the kind of like the like kind
of like the size of like a church.

783
00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:15.920
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good
way to put it. Yeah,

784
00:54:16.880 --> 00:54:20.079
once we hit the halfway point,
you were like, Okay, I'm gonna

785
00:54:20.079 --> 00:54:22.400
look down and just find a corner
to wait for you to finish up.

786
00:54:23.519 --> 00:54:25.760
Yeah. I found an error.
It was just where it talked about just

787
00:54:25.800 --> 00:54:28.840
the history of museum, and I
sat on a chair and read that.

788
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:34.880
Yeah. Yeah, so we did
that, and then afterwards I read a

789
00:54:35.000 --> 00:54:38.679
sign that like but I didn't really
understand what it meant until we went through

790
00:54:38.719 --> 00:54:42.599
and Salt, because we didn't really
know exactly what the museum was till we're

791
00:54:42.599 --> 00:54:45.280
in there. But on the outside
there's signs that are like, hey,

792
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:50.920
everyone, just so you know,
the well the elephant and the gorilla are

793
00:54:51.159 --> 00:54:52.960
not they're being worked on there being
there, you know, being taken care

794
00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:57.360
of somewhere else, and I was
like, oh, okay, I imagine

795
00:54:57.400 --> 00:55:00.280
like maybe a skeleton of you know. Yeah. But then when saw I

796
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:04.840
was all taxidermy, I was like, oh my god, I don't know

797
00:55:04.920 --> 00:55:07.639
what I would have done if I
saw a taxidermy gorilla that was in the

798
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:10.039
shape of some of these things or
the well, I could not have been

799
00:55:10.119 --> 00:55:13.440
more. At first, I was
bummed out because I was like, it'd

800
00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:15.880
be fun to see like a skeleton
of a gorilla. It would not have

801
00:55:15.960 --> 00:55:21.159
been fun to see a taxidermyed gorilla
from the seventeen hundreds. Yeah, like

802
00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:24.320
like like let alone the well.
You know, you gotta you get a

803
00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:30.039
healthy taxidermy animal, and then you
know, eight hundred years go by and

804
00:55:30.159 --> 00:55:35.199
that that taxidermy animal is now interrexing. Much like saying Charles or Charles fort

805
00:55:35.400 --> 00:55:39.039
time comes for us all. Yeah, whether you're a stone structure, rapid

806
00:55:40.119 --> 00:55:45.639
matted hair, matted hair, one
eye half hanging out like like sometimes you

807
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:51.320
got laid in as yeah. Yeah. So that was that. Yeah,

808
00:55:51.440 --> 00:55:54.840
And then we did the Little Dublin
Museum, which if you are in Dublin,

809
00:55:54.880 --> 00:55:58.639
take time to go to the time. It's literally called the like little

810
00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:02.000
Dublin Museum, the Little It's On
that we did all this doing a hop

811
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:06.239
on, Yes, we did a
hop on, hop Off tour and that

812
00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:08.679
was like if I would recommend,
like, if you're gonna, if you

813
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:12.039
want to do Dublin, spend one
day in Dublin and make sure you do

814
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.199
the Little Museum of Dublin. It
was very cute. They we got to

815
00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:21.039
do like a little guide tour guide
experience and he was so much fun.

816
00:56:21.239 --> 00:56:22.719
Yeah, it was such a good
time. And we're participator, so he

817
00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:27.199
was, he was, he was
enjoying the hell out of us. And

818
00:56:27.320 --> 00:56:30.079
yeah, it was such a cute, cool little museum. They love you

819
00:56:30.199 --> 00:56:34.960
too. And thin Lizzy uh huh, which is so funny to me because

820
00:56:35.000 --> 00:56:37.840
Thin Lizzy seems like it's such a
to me like kind of they had a

821
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:40.039
couple of big hits, but they're
kind of like a two to one hit.

822
00:56:40.159 --> 00:56:45.440
Wonder here, what happened to my
paper? Yeah, it's packed away,

823
00:56:45.840 --> 00:56:49.920
I got it. So yeah,
the Little Dublin Museum was cute.

824
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:53.599
Then. Yeah, and then we
we spent a couple of nights at different

825
00:56:53.599 --> 00:57:00.239
pubs participating, participating there as well, people are not participators, so we

826
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.239
were throwing everyone off. We really
looked like I would casts there. Yeah,

827
00:57:02.280 --> 00:57:05.360
one night we were just searching for
food and that was the whole thing.

828
00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:08.079
We had the grossest pizza of our
lives. Yeah, Ireland does not

829
00:57:08.320 --> 00:57:13.519
do like bar food is not as
very common thing. A lot of bars

830
00:57:13.639 --> 00:57:19.079
didn't have kitchens. And in America
either a bar has a kitchen or bar

831
00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:22.639
have kitchens. Either a bar has
a kitchen or if it doesn't have a

832
00:57:22.760 --> 00:57:24.199
kitchen, it usually they're like,
you can bring food in. Yeah,

833
00:57:24.280 --> 00:57:28.039
Ireland was like, our bars don't
have kitchen and you sure shit better not

834
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:30.599
bring any food in here. Yeah, so that was kind of tough.

835
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:32.760
But we had good time that first
I too. We also had some We

836
00:57:32.840 --> 00:57:38.559
had some really good sex, did
we? I don't remember. Oh that's

837
00:57:38.599 --> 00:57:44.280
a shame either, do I No? I just yeah, no, we

838
00:57:44.360 --> 00:57:46.039
did. We had sex. We
did because I remember at one point using

839
00:57:46.079 --> 00:57:50.880
a condom. Yeah, we definitely
did. I wish we wrote that down.

840
00:57:50.880 --> 00:57:52.320
If only someone made something, we
can write that down. Do we

841
00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:57.880
have we have? We have mourning
sex? Wasn't it? Didn't we have

842
00:57:58.000 --> 00:58:00.880
morning sex? I think we had
morning sex? What we did? Maybe

843
00:58:04.000 --> 00:58:07.039
do we would we do morning sex
and then go do tourist things. Does

844
00:58:07.119 --> 00:58:10.559
that us? That doesn't sound like
US. I think we had sex twice.

845
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.440
We were having so we like can
sale happened and we were we were

846
00:58:15.480 --> 00:58:17.679
popping off us. Okay, yeah, I know we were on a roll.

847
00:58:19.119 --> 00:58:22.519
I remember like breaking out my vibrator
for a little while that first night

848
00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:27.159
because we woke up and realized that
our window. We rolled the window up

849
00:58:27.159 --> 00:58:30.239
and there was a bunch of students
and we were naked. Yeah, our

850
00:58:30.280 --> 00:58:35.559
window face right into it like a
school English English Studies, International English Studies

851
00:58:36.039 --> 00:58:37.400
there at least it was like a
college. At least it was a college

852
00:58:37.440 --> 00:58:43.480
age group of people. Yeah,
my vibrator was like right there. I

853
00:58:43.559 --> 00:58:45.519
was like, oh yeah, but
no, we did. We had some

854
00:58:45.599 --> 00:58:50.199
really good sex. I was having
really great orgasms there too. I remember

855
00:58:50.239 --> 00:58:52.119
that. No, I can't remember
a lie about it. No orgasm like

856
00:58:52.159 --> 00:58:55.519
a vacation orgasm, no legit.
And it was really it was really nice

857
00:58:55.800 --> 00:59:00.559
and I was excited to have you
in me. Yeah, yeah, but

858
00:59:00.639 --> 00:59:02.559
we did. I do remember having
I do remember having sex too, but

859
00:59:02.639 --> 00:59:09.079
I don't really remember the specific sex. Yeah, I mean I brought condoms.

860
00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:14.719
You did you popped off? He
said? Safety first, safety,

861
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:20.480
safety first, and then a lot
of supermarket sweep and then a lot of

862
00:59:20.519 --> 00:59:25.000
supermarket sweep snacks. Guinness Museum,
Guinness Museum. We haven't talked about the

863
00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:29.400
Guinness Useum. This made this episode
make a lit along, but it'll be

864
00:59:29.440 --> 00:59:31.679
fine. Yeah, yeah, I
forgot about the Guinness Seum and that was

865
00:59:31.719 --> 00:59:35.360
probably my favorite part of Dublin.
And we did a lot of walking.

866
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:37.840
We did a lot of walking and
like just checking out the sites. I

867
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.800
went to a local gaming store.
Yes, that was fun. It was

868
00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:45.400
fun. I saw Fun Costume shop. You saw Fun Costume Shop, and

869
00:59:45.480 --> 00:59:49.519
she was like she was like a
designers, Like she's made costumes, like

870
00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:53.960
just like costumes for celebrities to walk
like to various red carpet events, which

871
00:59:54.039 --> 00:59:58.119
was really cool. But yeah,
Guinness. We did Guinness and that was

872
00:59:58.159 --> 01:00:01.280
so fun and it was like going
to the chocolate factory. It really was.

873
01:00:01.519 --> 01:00:05.239
Yeah, Like the town is gray. We're talking like Charlie Bucket,

874
01:00:05.480 --> 01:00:07.880
like it's gray and rainy, and
we're like and also like to have said

875
01:00:07.920 --> 01:00:12.239
because the fact it takes us like
most of the town, like most of

876
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:15.519
Dublin is the Guinness brew House.
Yeah. I don't know how many acred

877
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:19.159
how many miles by miles it is. Yeah, it's huge. I think

878
01:00:19.199 --> 01:00:22.519
at one point, at one point
we read that it like eployed like two

879
01:00:22.719 --> 01:00:27.239
thirds of Dublin, of the population
of Dublin at one point. Yeah.

880
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:29.800
Yeah, like it's massive. Yeah. No, they probably got Chick fil

881
01:00:29.800 --> 01:00:31.760
A in there or something. Yeah, bomb ass food court. Yeah.

882
01:00:31.920 --> 01:00:36.639
But uh yeah, it was like
industrial style, like probably the size of

883
01:00:36.760 --> 01:00:40.119
like an oil refinery or something.
Yeah, but a big tall gate.

884
01:00:40.880 --> 01:00:45.159
It was Saint James Gate. It's
like the famous one. It's huge.

885
01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:46.679
Yeah. We got a picture.
So if you've ever seen like a Guinness

886
01:00:46.760 --> 01:00:52.400
commercial where you see the gate opening, that's saying that's the Saint James Gate.

887
01:00:52.440 --> 01:00:53.880
And we were there. We were
there, we took pictures with it,

888
01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:59.480
and uh we went through. It
looked like at first we were kind

889
01:00:59.519 --> 01:01:04.360
of like, oh, it's kind
of like a mall. Yeah, at

890
01:01:04.400 --> 01:01:07.239
first it was a little like we
were a little hesitant about it. Yeah,

891
01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:09.079
we're reading the facts, we're going
through. It's very interactive, very

892
01:01:09.480 --> 01:01:15.239
almost almost children's museum in like a
science way, where like you go in

893
01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:22.559
a room there's like ten jugs,
ten lots of barrels to starts off with

894
01:01:22.760 --> 01:01:27.199
them just talking about the history of
barrel making, which I found like fascinating.

895
01:01:27.239 --> 01:01:29.599
But I was also like we needed
all but it was a big deal.

896
01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:30.880
But yes, we needed a whole
section just for barrels. Yeah,

897
01:01:31.679 --> 01:01:34.840
and then you go to another area, but there's just a lot of like

898
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:39.039
lights, there's a lot of lights
and it's very modern. It's modern science

899
01:01:39.480 --> 01:01:45.280
yancy. But we started going,
you know, getting through it. I

900
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:47.239
liked the area where we watched some
different Guinness commercials that were Yeah, they

901
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:51.920
had like a whole marketing section which
was really fun to watch. Yeah,

902
01:01:51.960 --> 01:01:55.960
they were talking about the history of
their marketing assets and mascots and stuff like

903
01:01:57.079 --> 01:02:00.239
that. Yeah, we saw a
really pretty bit like a light chindle light

904
01:02:00.320 --> 01:02:02.960
fixture that was lit up into the
heart at harp Yep. We learned that

905
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:08.480
Ireland likes Guinness so much that they
decided to make the No, that's not

906
01:02:08.679 --> 01:02:14.679
that's not why it's it's a symbol. It's just an Ireland symbol, Like

907
01:02:14.719 --> 01:02:19.239
it's part of history Guinness because it
was Guinness has been around since seventeen hundreds.

908
01:02:19.639 --> 01:02:22.519
Guinness made that there the symbol of
the thing. It's just a special

909
01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:27.599
heart that goes back in Irish folklore
and stuff like that. And then a

910
01:02:27.679 --> 01:02:31.039
few years later, maybe in the
nineteen hundreds, at some point Ireland decided

911
01:02:31.079 --> 01:02:36.320
they wanted to make that the official
symbol of Ireland, but due to trademark

912
01:02:36.400 --> 01:02:42.000
reasons, Guinness already owned the trademark
on that symbol. So now the Irish

913
01:02:42.119 --> 01:02:45.199
the symbol of Ireland is the same
heart, but mirrored. Yeah, if

914
01:02:45.199 --> 01:02:47.840
you just let me finish, that's
what I was saying, too sure,

915
01:02:49.239 --> 01:02:52.360
but I'm saying it's that's Guinness did
not invent that heart. No, it's

916
01:02:53.159 --> 01:03:00.880
oh that sucks like my version either
way, the Guinness was the first one

917
01:03:00.960 --> 01:03:04.679
to have it on something. Yes, so that was really fun. We

918
01:03:04.760 --> 01:03:07.280
saw the lease, the original lease
signed in the late seventeen hundreds. That

919
01:03:07.400 --> 01:03:12.400
was a thousand year lease for like
one hundred dollars a month. Well,

920
01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:16.199
it's fun is that. Later the
next day we watched the Conan O'Brien special

921
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:21.039
where he went through the Guinness country
like in twenty twelve, so we got

922
01:03:21.079 --> 01:03:22.079
to see like what it used to
look like, and it looks a lot

923
01:03:22.119 --> 01:03:27.280
more humble. It does. Yeah, it's very more farm style, distillery

924
01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:30.440
silver tanks and da da da da. So now and now it's like,

925
01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:35.000
oh cool, I bet you want
to know, don't she weather Boy Like

926
01:03:35.239 --> 01:03:37.599
yeah, you're walking by and there's
just lots of walls that just say like

927
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:43.159
one word on them, like we
will keep going. Yeah, that was

928
01:03:43.320 --> 01:03:46.360
super change is near. But to
be fair, like we also learned that

929
01:03:46.360 --> 01:03:52.119
Guinness is a pretty progressive company.
They had two female board members in the

930
01:03:52.280 --> 01:03:55.360
forties. Yeah, and only one
of them was a latch key. It

931
01:03:55.480 --> 01:04:01.000
was she was well her like biog
if he was. Like her biography read

932
01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:04.320
like she wasn't just like she didn't
just get it because she was a Guinness.

933
01:04:04.679 --> 01:04:06.760
I mean sure, I'm sure she
worked for the company because she was

934
01:04:06.760 --> 01:04:11.000
a Guinness, but like they presented
her as though she like, no,

935
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:14.119
she's she is a Guinness, but
she also knows her ship. Okay,

936
01:04:15.079 --> 01:04:17.920
so yeah, I know. It
was really fun. Uh. Their commercials

937
01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:21.760
are very they know how to like
pull the heartstrings with they're acts, very

938
01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:27.199
super Bowl style and probably know those
were all super Bowl commercials. That's they're

939
01:04:27.239 --> 01:04:30.239
very impactful. Yeah. One of
their one of theirs is a man riding

940
01:04:30.280 --> 01:04:38.119
a wave and the whole part of
it is like be patient to wait because

941
01:04:38.280 --> 01:04:41.679
because because get when you get poored
again, you have to wait two minutes

942
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:45.400
to drink it correct. So that
was me and that was they were talking

943
01:04:45.400 --> 01:04:48.000
about the history of that and how
it's it's framed as one of the greatest

944
01:04:48.159 --> 01:04:53.039
commercials of all time, won multiple
awards and is considered one of the greatest

945
01:04:53.079 --> 01:04:57.760
commercials, which is which is so
fun. And the media room was like

946
01:04:58.519 --> 01:05:02.280
surrounding you were surrounded by giants.
Yeah, it was like I feel like

947
01:05:02.320 --> 01:05:06.280
we were like in a the like
this cus the c I A like yeah,

948
01:05:06.400 --> 01:05:11.079
and they have like they have like
the same everything. The same thing

949
01:05:11.199 --> 01:05:15.239
is playing in like four different sections
so everyone can see. And then between

950
01:05:15.320 --> 01:05:18.159
commercials they have like the screen turns
in this long thing where it's like the

951
01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:21.599
guinness foam flowing. Yeah, it
was a fun It was a fun experience.

952
01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:25.880
We went into the little Willy Walker
room where you do like a tasting

953
01:05:26.000 --> 01:05:29.119
of guinness and they teach you how
to d out it properly, drink tennis.

954
01:05:29.400 --> 01:05:31.000
But it truly was like a Willy
Walker room. It was like all

955
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:34.880
white and there's these well because what
happened is we were going through everything self

956
01:05:34.880 --> 01:05:38.519
guided, self guided. We're not
in a group. Yeah, so self

957
01:05:38.559 --> 01:05:42.719
guided we're taking our time. We
get to an area because and then when

958
01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:45.920
we're done with that area, you
go upstairs and there's probably what like eight

959
01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:48.079
levels, it's really and then yeah, so you know, we make it

960
01:05:48.159 --> 01:05:53.159
to a certain point and we get
off and there's there's people that work there

961
01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:55.400
that like, hey, go wait
and line over here, like oh okay,

962
01:05:56.239 --> 01:05:59.960
and we saw a clock with a
countdown on it, and other people

963
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:01.719
that are just making their way like
okay, I guess we're all going to

964
01:06:01.760 --> 01:06:05.079
get led into the next section together. So now like we're randomly with a

965
01:06:05.119 --> 01:06:11.159
group and we're fun. We started
a countdown, we started a Happy New

966
01:06:11.239 --> 01:06:15.719
Year's like ten seconds. Yeah,
and uh the people that worked they were

967
01:06:15.800 --> 01:06:20.840
like, oh boy cool. And
then yeah we got let into like yeah

968
01:06:20.880 --> 01:06:27.199
and all white TV go down like
this hallway of like gold and like all

969
01:06:27.280 --> 01:06:30.280
kinds of stuff and then yeah,
they and the doors open automatically as so

970
01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:34.280
they just like double doors and it's
this all white room with these like pillars

971
01:06:34.320 --> 01:06:42.480
that are spewing out smoke like vapor. Yeah, and we got tiny little

972
01:06:42.480 --> 01:06:45.960
shots Guinness, We got tiny little
glass Aguinnis. The pillars with the vapor

973
01:06:45.000 --> 01:06:49.840
are like they're pumping out smells of
each of the main ingredients of the ingredients

974
01:06:49.880 --> 01:06:57.880
of guinness. Barley, barley,
not barley, yeast yeas yeah, foam,

975
01:06:59.000 --> 01:07:05.000
water, earth, glass, plastic, just a little yeah, just

976
01:07:05.079 --> 01:07:09.840
too taste. And they and then
they take us to another room, which

977
01:07:11.159 --> 01:07:14.519
this I'm gonna say this. So
we go into another room and this is

978
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:17.159
where they teach you how to drink
the guinness. Yeah, and I'm glad

979
01:07:17.159 --> 01:07:19.840
they did that because I don't drink
it that way. Yes, you're not

980
01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:23.679
supposed to. It's it's not a
sipping. It's not a sipping, it's

981
01:07:23.679 --> 01:07:27.039
a power through the phone. First. Yeah, you take like pretty big

982
01:07:27.159 --> 01:07:30.320
swigs of it. But this room
was like kind of a velvet room,

983
01:07:30.480 --> 01:07:33.360
very classy looking, and there's portraits
all over the place, and the way

984
01:07:33.400 --> 01:07:38.000
they were like, okay, you
tried your guinness, let's go, and

985
01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:41.519
no one else. I was the
only person that was like, well,

986
01:07:41.639 --> 01:07:44.840
these are all the members of the
Guinness family from seventeen hundred, Like I

987
01:07:44.960 --> 01:07:47.880
wanted to like look at the portraits. Yeah, and I didn't get to

988
01:07:47.960 --> 01:07:50.480
because they kind of like shoveled us
out, and I apparently was the only

989
01:07:50.559 --> 01:07:54.679
one who was actually interested. You're
crazy your cuckoo for cucoo. I was

990
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:59.800
so disappointed in that. But yeah, and then it ends up at the

991
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:03.519
their tasting room. They have like
a cafeteria, like three different restaurants.

992
01:08:03.559 --> 01:08:08.039
Yeah, they had a bunch of
different restaurants. And then you go up

993
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:13.599
to the skybar and have a freak
have a freak guinness while you while you

994
01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:15.359
look over Dublin. Yeah. It
was really high up and it was really

995
01:08:15.399 --> 01:08:19.960
pretty. It was very pretty,
and I was not scared. You're a

996
01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:24.199
big boy. What did happen though, is once we were at the top

997
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:26.640
floor, I don't think. I
think I was just so enthralled and like

998
01:08:27.119 --> 01:08:30.119
interested in everything. It wasn't clicking
to me that we were going up,

999
01:08:30.319 --> 01:08:33.760
like because the museum is like a
vertical museum. Yeah, so you're going

1000
01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:38.479
each section, you're going up more
stairs. And at one point I looked

1001
01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:42.800
down and you can see the bottom, and that I felt my stomach drop

1002
01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:46.000
and that got very nervous. But
then once we got up to the bar,

1003
01:08:46.119 --> 01:08:49.319
I felt a lot better. Yeah, because the bar wasn't it was

1004
01:08:49.399 --> 01:08:54.319
like on top of a roof,
Like it's full glass around, but if

1005
01:08:54.359 --> 01:08:57.920
you looked out, there's like roofs
right there. That are like, like

1006
01:08:58.000 --> 01:09:00.520
if I fell out the glass,
I would lay in like ten feet onto

1007
01:09:00.800 --> 01:09:02.840
onto a roof. Yeah, you're
not in like a space needle. Yeah.

1008
01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:10.840
And the guinness was so good.
I thought it was something that if

1009
01:09:10.920 --> 01:09:13.239
I like had it at enough times, I would like it. I feel

1010
01:09:13.239 --> 01:09:15.840
like I would actually like a Guinness
like in the winter time. Sure,

1011
01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:18.079
it seems it seems like it'd be
a seasonal drink for me. But it

1012
01:09:18.199 --> 01:09:23.239
was good. I powered through the
foam and yeah, it was actually pretty

1013
01:09:23.279 --> 01:09:26.319
good. I drink most of it. I was very surprised that they didn't

1014
01:09:26.399 --> 01:09:30.920
have all their different kinds of guinness, or at least a few options.

1015
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:34.399
We learned that there's like six different
styles Aguinness that they only had two.

1016
01:09:34.479 --> 01:09:38.520
They only had two, the original
and and then like a logger, they

1017
01:09:38.560 --> 01:09:43.720
had a well they had three because
they had and yeah, they had the

1018
01:09:43.760 --> 01:09:45.479
logger. They have the original Guinness. And then while we were in the

1019
01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:49.319
media room were we watched an ad
that I thought was so cute. It

1020
01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:54.439
was like a spoof of crystal pepsi
and it was crystal Guinness and so it's

1021
01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:59.880
like people drinking clear guinness and all
this and at the end it's it's just

1022
01:09:59.880 --> 01:10:02.359
a water added be like drink responsible
and make sure you're drinking water while you

1023
01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:05.920
drink. That I thought was really
cute ad And so they had like the

1024
01:10:06.079 --> 01:10:12.199
water spout said Crystal Guinness Crystal on
it. So yeah, that was the

1025
01:10:12.239 --> 01:10:15.359
Guinness USUM. I thought that was
really fun. Yeah, that was that

1026
01:10:15.439 --> 01:10:19.439
was a lot of fun. Yeah. Anything else about Dublin, No there

1027
01:10:21.880 --> 01:10:27.039
airport is nice. They took care
of it. It was not busy at

1028
01:10:27.079 --> 01:10:30.760
all. It's like especially we had
a little bit of trouble. Yeah,

1029
01:10:30.119 --> 01:10:34.039
when we arrived American Airlines, I
guess I don't know why they put us

1030
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:39.359
on like a no fly list essentially, I think because of all the fuck

1031
01:10:39.439 --> 01:10:43.640
ups and situation of getting there from
two weeks ago. But they called and

1032
01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:48.520
they got fake fixed really really simply. We went to like our own special

1033
01:10:48.760 --> 01:10:55.039
area of departure for like oh yeah
we did to the states, we go

1034
01:10:55.119 --> 01:10:59.000
through customs, but they but we
got to do customs in Dublin, Yeah,

1035
01:10:59.359 --> 01:11:00.720
which was really nice. It was
nice, and they were nice.

1036
01:11:00.720 --> 01:11:03.399
They didn't give a shit about us. Yeah, we just walked through a

1037
01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:06.439
maze and that was it. They
didn't really care. Yeah, I think

1038
01:11:06.600 --> 01:11:10.439
I think there was because we thought
we were gonna have to go through security

1039
01:11:10.520 --> 01:11:14.239
a second time there, but they
just passed us right through security. So

1040
01:11:14.319 --> 01:11:17.119
I'm thinking securities for like, if
you're traveling to America and you're not an

1041
01:11:17.119 --> 01:11:21.800
American citizen, yeah, that you
have to go through security. But yeah,

1042
01:11:21.840 --> 01:11:25.840
and then we had we had lunch
and a little restaurant. It's really

1043
01:11:25.840 --> 01:11:28.600
good. I liked it. I
liked our lunch. We had toasties,

1044
01:11:29.000 --> 01:11:31.319
we did. We had some good
toasties. Yeah, this is a grilled

1045
01:11:31.359 --> 01:11:34.479
cheese. Yeah. They love a
toasty. Yeah, they're toasty. Every

1046
01:11:34.520 --> 01:11:38.720
menu had toasties. Yeah. When
some places were like you don't have food,

1047
01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:44.000
we have toasty yeah yeah yeah,
No, that was good. And

1048
01:11:45.560 --> 01:11:49.520
we got on our flight to go
to Dallas and that was like an almost

1049
01:11:49.560 --> 01:11:55.199
ten hour flight. We realized the
American airlines and nationally we like a lot

1050
01:11:55.239 --> 01:11:59.840
more than British airways. The food
was still gross. This one was gross,

1051
01:12:00.319 --> 01:12:02.319
sir, right, Well, we
actually didn't mind the food on the

1052
01:12:02.359 --> 01:12:05.439
British airways. For plain food.
It was actually pretty deep. I'm saying

1053
01:12:05.439 --> 01:12:10.199
the food is better on British airways. Yeah. The dinner that the food

1054
01:12:10.239 --> 01:12:14.439
they gave us on on the A
fly was pretty was pretty nasty. Yeah,

1055
01:12:14.479 --> 01:12:16.359
but they had like they have more
options on their TVs and stuff like

1056
01:12:16.439 --> 01:12:19.000
that. There's more updated. Yes, it was. Yeah, the seats

1057
01:12:19.039 --> 01:12:24.000
were more up to date too.
Yeah. They have fancy windows that have

1058
01:12:24.119 --> 01:12:27.079
like dimmers. Oh that was wild. Yeah, didn't have like the pool

1059
01:12:27.119 --> 01:12:29.439
down thing. You have never seen
that before. It was just like it

1060
01:12:29.520 --> 01:12:31.159
was electric. It was like,
yeah, it was like you push,

1061
01:12:31.640 --> 01:12:35.720
you just tap how dark you want
the thing in it the window? Eventually

1062
01:12:35.800 --> 01:12:39.600
it takes a while, but it
does get eventually, like I had mine

1063
01:12:39.640 --> 01:12:42.479
turned all the way down and it
took a while, but eventually got fully

1064
01:12:42.560 --> 01:12:45.159
black where you could really you'd have
to really look to see through it.

1065
01:12:45.439 --> 01:12:47.680
Yeah. So yeah, it was
just more up to date electronically plane.

1066
01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:54.520
But food bad. The food was
bad. But then we got home and

1067
01:12:54.800 --> 01:12:58.680
I love being home and we love
being home. The flight from Dallas too

1068
01:12:58.760 --> 01:13:03.000
also was awful. But yeah,
the whole plane was gross. It was

1069
01:13:03.199 --> 01:13:06.399
very gross, and we didn't get
to sit together. We didn't get to

1070
01:13:06.439 --> 01:13:10.119
sit together. That was sick.
You were scaring the men next to me.

1071
01:13:10.359 --> 01:13:13.920
You're like gonna get tickbun. Yeah, you're gonna throw up because I

1072
01:13:14.000 --> 01:13:16.399
wanted to get us off the plane
and no one was moving. Everyone was

1073
01:13:16.439 --> 01:13:19.880
in our fucking way. So in
my mind like, chill out, Adam.

1074
01:13:20.479 --> 01:13:25.319
But in my mind I didn't.
I figured I knew I was gonna

1075
01:13:25.319 --> 01:13:28.640
embarrass you a little bit. That's
my thing is. I was like,

1076
01:13:29.399 --> 01:13:31.159
get out of our way, or
she's gonna vomit on you. It's your

1077
01:13:31.239 --> 01:13:34.840
choice. You either move or you
leave tonight with puke when we have a

1078
01:13:34.880 --> 01:13:43.920
baby. Yeah, yeah, So
yeah, we got home and it was

1079
01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:46.560
a lovely time. We had such
a good time in London. Yeah,

1080
01:13:47.039 --> 01:13:54.720
in Ireland's memorable. We had such
a good time in Ireland. Next up

1081
01:13:54.760 --> 01:14:00.159
Houston and then we'll get to tell
y'all about tips in a new airport and

1082
01:14:00.239 --> 01:14:03.640
compare to have an entire episode,
we compare the Houston airport from the Austin

1083
01:14:03.680 --> 01:14:08.039
Airporce. It'd be so much easier
because it's a real fucking airport. It

1084
01:14:08.239 --> 01:14:12.199
is nice and big. And I
know what you're all thinking, that this

1085
01:14:12.359 --> 01:14:15.000
is episode fifteen, so the season's
over. It's not. It's not over.

1086
01:14:15.119 --> 01:14:18.279
We didn't anticipate. Our scheduling was
a little We didn't know that the

1087
01:14:18.319 --> 01:14:21.319
Ireland trip was gonna take three fucking
episodes, So in our mind it was

1088
01:14:21.359 --> 01:14:25.800
gonna take one or two episodes.
So we're not gonna stop the season just

1089
01:14:25.840 --> 01:14:30.359
because it's episode fifteen. And that's
what we've done the last all the seasons,

1090
01:14:30.680 --> 01:14:34.319
because even to begin with, we
never were going to have fifteen episodes.

1091
01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:36.720
We got fucked in the ass by
an asshole, and now that's why

1092
01:14:36.800 --> 01:14:42.640
we have fifteen episodes per season.
So thanks a lot for that. Yeah,

1093
01:14:42.800 --> 01:14:48.560
So next week we're gonna do a
finale episode, and I suggest people

1094
01:14:48.640 --> 01:14:50.800
really tune in for that. I
think people should tune in for all of

1095
01:14:50.840 --> 01:14:55.359
our episodes. But I think we're
gonna have a lot to talk about in

1096
01:14:55.760 --> 01:15:01.399
the finale and specifically kind of the
future of this podcast. And that sounds

1097
01:15:01.439 --> 01:15:04.560
more grim, don't don't that sounds
more grim than it is. But I

1098
01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:06.800
do think it'll be a good episode. Hey, you know that, I

1099
01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:13.319
don't nothing. We talked about it, okay, But I just want to

1100
01:15:13.359 --> 01:15:15.319
present and give all the information.
I want to give people a real peek

1101
01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:21.000
behind the curtain. Behind the curtain
look at macod Or. All right,

1102
01:15:21.239 --> 01:15:26.199
stay horny, guys, Bye,
see you next week. If you enjoy

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01:15:26.279 --> 01:15:30.119
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1104
01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:33.199
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01:15:33.319 --> 01:15:39.079
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01:15:46.199 --> 01:15:51.079
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1110
01:15:56.880 --> 01:15:57.600
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