Minnesota, good Bye. It is our daily podcast, mostly of things that
we don't get a chance to talk about on the radio. Some are a
little bit more esoteric, a little bit more narrowly focused. Maybe some things
that are a little bit more adult, juicy, juicy things that we wouldn't
admit to maybe on the radio, but we'll admit to. What is the
biggest admission that you've made on the radio so far? Me was probably banging
a Nerf ball when I was twelve or so. I would say that was
probably it. Well, you remember you saying that, Oh, you don't
know, but now I'm my best story Now when you're twelve years old and
you like, you know, you want to have sex with something, but
you're twelve or thirteen or whatever I was, And so I think that I
had a nerf ball about the size of a volleyball, and I cut a
hole in it and it didn't feel good at all because it was Nerf's,
you know material. So I slipped a ziplock inside as a liner, and
that didn't feel much better. But yeah, so that poor nerfball. But
you never heard that story before, No, I didn't name it, Sandra,
Sandra, I think somebody asked me once if I painted a face on
it, and I was like, no, I didn't paint a face on
it, fake eyelashes on or too. I should have like wow, and
it wasn't enjoyable. He's looking right at But what is the biggest admission that
you've made on the show so far? Do you know? Gosh, I'd
have to think about it. I don't think you want to be loved and
your lonely? Oh yeah, that well, that is that an admission or
is that just like wow, trying to help you out? What a bummer
for that girl? I don't know. I don't I can't think of one.
You put me on the spot. Oh, you got a chance to
think about it. Genny looked up Andrew's asshole the other day. Yeah,
so you want to talk more about that? Oh wait, hold on,
hold on, microphone, wasn't on just for a brief part? Okay,
now you're on? No, Yeah, no, I did look up Andrew's
asshole because they think he has a hemorrhide. So that was a big admission.
I would say, just like back in my prime heyday of being single,
these stories I would just put myself on blast for like I hooked up
with some guy. Well, my friend was ten feet away passed out on
the couch because he lived in a studio apartment. I sold pizza from another
guy's place where I passed out at his place, and then I woke up
before he did, and we hadn't made the frozen pizza. And so I
left in the uber at six am with the frozen pizza and brought it home
and I made that. Yeah, I like that. There was the one
guy who he came home with me after bachel after a bachelorette party, and
when I got out of the shower, he was gone, and I thought,
oh great, this is fantastic. He left, like I don't have
to deal with that. Yeah. No, he stumbled nakedly across the hall
to my neighbor's apartment demanded to know where I was because he thought he was
in my apartment and was but ass naked, and the neighbors just let him
sleep there. And then I found out all this the next morning. Wow,
what great neighbors. Wow, I never met them before. I met
them that day though, the next day. So all right, Well,
so we admit things on this show that we don't always admit on the regular
show, but mostly we read your emails, and we've got a bunch.
Let's start off with Hillary. Hillary says, hey write about strong sense in
public. I realize not everybody has issues with scented lotions, cologne, perfume,
even essential oils. I do big time. I've had to move across
the room in yoga, I've left my own house after my husband tried a
new holiday scent, and now at my daughter's swim lesson most sense make me
nauseous or give me a migraine if I don't get away from it, quickly
tell me I'm not the only one. Thanks for my sticker. Both of
my children wanted it, but I said no, it's a grown up sticker.
Laugh Amoji from Hillary. There's no scent that really bugs me, so
I can't really jump in on this. Yeah, my friend Lexi has the
same thing that you do, Hillary, where if somebody has something that's too
strong scented, she gets a migraine. But then she makes it everybody's problem.
How so, Well, she's probably listening Hig Lexi, but she's she's
like, oh my god, this scent, it's so bad. Now my
head hurts, and then her head hurts for the rest of time, and
she'll talk about it and she'll be like, oh, my head, it's
because that coconnut whip that you put on your has given me a migrain.
I say, vanilla, bean and coconut are my least favorite scented scents ether
a candle or a lotion, Vanilla, bean and coconut. Now I agree.
I don't care for vanilla because people are always like, ooh good,
put vanilla on and then you smell like a cookie. Why would I want
to smell like a cookie? Yeah, you know, like French vanilla.
That's Susan's favorite coffee creamer is French vanilla. Okay, that's gross. I'd
rather have puke in my coffee. Well, yeah, puke is another scent
that I don't like. But let's move on, Jenny, any sense that
you don't like? Are you sensitive? No, I'm I'm good with it.
But Andrew is like aggressively. He comes home and blows up my candles
a lot of times because a lot of them are too strong for him,
so he doesn't let them burn for as long as I would let them burn.
So he does have some sensitivity, all right. Next one, good
morning, Dave and the crew. You're all talking about stupid things you did
as a child to this day. It's one of those stories we still talk
about. My sister was two years older. She was the one riding the
bike as the babysitter aka or Daredevil was riding bitch on the handlebars. I
want to say she was maybe nine. I was seven. We were next
to a hill and on the bottom of this hill was at tennis court with
that metal fence around it. We decided to ride down it while I was
the bitch and my sister crashed into the tennis court fence, which made me
go flying into the fence with both of my hands and feet were stuck about
four feet up, so she stuck like velcrow to the tennis court fence.
That is one of my many fun times. Love all of you. Dart
Lick Nicole from Hayfield, Minnesota. Love hearing from Hayfield, Minnesota. I
think most kids have gotten into some sort of bike accident. That is one
of my favorites. You stick to the tennis court fence. Thank you.
Let's see, I'm gonna scroll down to this one question for Dave. You
mentioned a few times about looking for a house on Lake Minnetonka. What exactly
are you looking for? What are your must haves for a house, and
what are your deal breakers? Are you open to other lakes or only looking
for something on Taka. I'm not a realtor, just curious as somebody who
recently bought a lake proper. I find it interesting what people are looking for.
For me, location was most important. The reason we're looking on Minnetonka
because that's the lake. It's vast. Yeah, it's got fletchers, it's
got maynards, it's vast. You can spend the day on Lake Minnetonka and
not even see like a third of it. I mean you could if you
really wanted to. But it's just beautiful and it's vast, and cruising around
you look. And that's the problem. The houses on Lake Minnetonka are too
expensive for they're dumps. So you'll have like a seventy year old nineteen forties
house that is a dump and it really is more of a tear down.
So we're not finding the right price. But I'm saying we want, We
definitely don't want. There's some they have, like a train that goes down
to the lake shore, have you seen these before, No, I don't.
I can't afford this property. I thought maybe you like had seen it.
I'd never seen them until we looked. A train, like a chutoo
train, like a little incline, like a little railcar on a cable.
They because if your house is on a cliff, you can't really walk down
it's too steep and wooded. So they'll build a little two person like a
train kind of that slowly lowers you down to the bottom. That's cute,
and then you get in your boat and you're on the beach whatever. But
the problem is they move too slow. You can't walk. You only can
take a couple of people at a time. And if you're down on the
lake and you forget your ketchup, you got to get back in the railcar
train and go back up. So that is a deal breaker. Never heard
of that one. Yeah, interesting, But a little elevator kind of yeah,
kind of. It's you know, most of the they're they're too expensive,
so that's a deal breaker for me. I would like to have a
view of I just want to look out that window and see a lake,
that's all. I just want to see a lake, you know, I
look out now and I see the neighbor's dog in the backyard, which is
fine, but I want to see a lake. So other than that,
I want something affordable and it doesn't exist. I know you think faith appreciate
that one. I am a Hello Morning Show crew from Katie. I have
to say I love the addition of Bailey to the team. Her quick wit
and humor was just as what the show was needing, as I loved listening
to the Minnesota Goodbye every day. Thanks. One of my friends and I
good friend went to a concert the other week at the Excel Energy Center.
We got there a little early before the first artist went on, so we
decided to get a drink. We got two regular rum and cokes and it
was do you want to guess how much? Go ahead, let's twenty four
for two regular rum and cokes. You say twenty four dollars and Joel or
per total? Oh no, god, no, it was like thirty six
fifty two dollars. Yeah, Well, bend me over a table and put
it in dry because holy shit, holy shit, we were not expecting that.
That is ridiculous, and I think that is one of the things about
going to a football game baseball game or a concert. Is how they literally
gouged you because they have a monopoly. Yeah, you can't bring in your
own refreshments, so they gouge you. And I think it's total, terribly
unfair. The Minnesota Yacht Club festival thing, I bought a white claw and
it was fifteen dollars for a can of white claw. Granted it was a
big can. Yeah, but it's still fifteen dollars for one can? Are
you kidding me? It's a monopoly? And that they're the only vendor there.
Yeah, I mean there's other vendors, but they're all associated so they
all charge the same price. That's dumb, all right. With the Paris
Olympics just around the corner, got me thinking if you could be a part
of any Olympic team, which would it be for me? Gymnastics being able
to flip twelve feet in the air with ease and doing endless backflips. Sign
me up. Okay, anybody have a thought on what you would like to
be a kayaking I think kayaking would be really cool for an Olympic sport.
It's hot dog eating an Olympic sport. No, it is, it is
an activity. Is oggling the male divers an Olympic Olympic sport because I would
get gold. Maybe you could just be the judge. Maybe you could.
I can participating, you can be at one of the judges. Yeah.
Well, when they add pick a ball into the Olympics, that would be
my Olympics port. I probably will. Yeah, it's tennis and there isn't
its tennis is yeah, and table tennis is too. I think you're right.
Yeah, I'm looking it up Olympic sports because I can't. Oh,
tug of war, that would be kind of fun. That's not a sport
anymore. Says it. Tug of war right here, it says it right
serious. Yeah, Google says tug of war. I know it used to
be a tug like an Olympic sport back in like nineteen twelve, but it
says now it still is an Olympics. Well, I don't know. This
is just what I just literally googled Olympic sports. Bob sleds, that'd be
fun, military patrol. Not sure what that means. Probably a past Olympic
sports, sailing. There's a lot that are no longer Olympic sports. I'm
pretty sure tug of war is one Bailey, you talked about a D and
D group that you're a part of. What does that mean and what does
the group do? Love you guys more of a liquor than a darter,
Katie Bailey. Yes, D and D is Dungeons and Dragons, which is
a fantasy role playing game where we sit around at a table and we all
have these different characters and they're all very like fantasy based characters, and we
have like he's called a dungeon Master. He's just like the leader, and
he kind of creates the story that we then as our characters walk through and
we like battle bad guys and we roll dice to see how well we can
battle them. It's really fun. It is nerdy. My character's name is
von Kodiak and he is a centaur gun slinger, so he's his very own
cowboy and Steed. I respect that. I wish I knew how to play.
I played Magic the Gathering for a brief time. I also played Pokemon
for a brief time, but I didn't have anybody to play with. Yeah,
so it's obviously you cannot play without anybody. And I started playing in
twenty twenty just because somebody that I know barely knew. Was like, Hey,
we're looking for an extra person. Does anyone want to And I had
nothing going on, so I was like, yeah, I do remember when
World of Warcraft was really big fifteen twenty years ago, and people would meet
people on World of Warcraft and hookup and have affairs. Oh, Gode,
Yeah, I think we had a war of roses about that. Wow.
I have never had an affair from D and D yet yet. We'll see
Abby writes in it says, it's not about me, it's about my brother.
We're talking about dumb injuries again. We were over at our neighbor's house
jumping on the trampoline. For some reason, they had bricks in a circle
around their trampoline. My brother was jumping and somehow jumped through the opening.
So there's usually a net, but there's an opening and if you don't close
it, and he'd jumped through it, he fell off and hit his head
on a brick. He put his hand up to his head and I thought
his head was full of red marker. In fact, it was not red
marker. I panicked. I got on my bike and pedaled home and told
my mom my brother hit his head on a brick. He ended up getting
four staples in his head. My brother was a trooper, though, and
still went to his school's choir concert later that day. Needless to say,
we weren't allowed to go on trampolines after that. Thank you from Abby.
Carsoneta trampoline. He always had the thing around it, and we also made
sure our insurance covered any injuries, because kids will either fall off or they'll
bunk their heads on the trampoline. But I will tell you, if you
can spring no pen intended for a trampoline for your kids, they will love
it. They'll love it. Carson and his buddies lived on it from like
grade four to about grade eight, and they just loved it. He was
out there with it. They'd come over and jump on the trampoline for hours.
I would if I ever could, I would jump on it for hours.
Yeah, and I didn't have one. And when they weren't jumping,
they would sit. They would just sit on it and talk. Yeah.
Yeah. So Jenny came to Carson's grad party and big boobs over here got
on the trampoline and was jumping up and down with the twins of babblin in
front of her and my son Chase, who had had a couple of drinks,
stood there staring out the window. Ye. No, they were pretty
contained. I was wearing the strapless dress like Maxi dress, so it just
it was like pretty tight around the bubish area. But nobody would get in
and jump with me. I always I did not grow up with a trampoline,
so when my friends had ones, I always loved jumping on them.
So I saw an opportunity at Carson's grad party and I was like, I
must take this. It's been too many years. Yeah, so I jumped
on it. Yeah. I think a few people had a better time at
that grad party than the same way. And that'll do it this time for
the Minnesota Goodbye. And we got a lot more emails we did not get
to and we'll do those tomorrow. If we won't have send one in.
We always love hearing from you. Send it in to Ryanshow at KDWB dot
com, and Hey, tell a friend about the Minnesota Goodbye because I think
it's kind of cool. It's one of my favorite things we do. Hello,
it's one of my favorite things we do during the day. Send those
emails to Ryanshow at KDWB dot com