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the studio, it's been awhile fellas has I forgot how to swear? Season
two? Electric Buggaloo Season two? It's well, there's school here, I
mean technically I kicked the kids out today. It was a glorious, glorious
silent day at my host. Did everybody have a good Labor Day weekend?
Yeah? Not bad, not bad at all, not bad doing anything fun.
I just went out, hung out with my wife, did some stuff,
but we didn't really like do any partying, right thing. Sometimes at
our age, boring is good. Yeah, I guess I'm first hockey game
of the season Sunday. It is past Sunday. The dickhead that was at
the championship game from some other teams showed up to our game again this week
in Buffalo, like you have nothing better to do? Really to what to
troll? You just troll? Yeah, troll or scout You can't scout it.
I mean they're they're fourteen, they're just yeah, they're good, or
they're not seeing the troll. And if you ignore the troll, they can't
control you. We did, uh well. I went up to my brothers
in Kenny Bunk, Maine. Uh four hours from my mom's house became seven
hours because we left the Friday at like one o'clock in the afternoon and hit
all the Cape Cod traffic going through Massachusetts. Three hours of extra traffic,
a like three hours freak snow storm. I mean it was like bumper to
bumper. You couldn't move. But we listened to Jimmy Buffett the whole way
up on satellite and they were doing the countdown of the top one hundred boat
songs. And this was Friday, and I wake up Saturday, my brother
goes, hey, sad news. Jimmy Buffett died and he had a very
rare but deadly form of skin cancer that he was living with called merkel.
And I've been living with it for forty years and then on the way home,
I always knew Megan Merkle was an issue. And I'm listening on the
I'm listening on the way home, and they ran a concert from February of
this year. He sounded great and he was, you know, doing everything.
So it's one of these things where I think he was. Somebody said
he performed in July at Jones Beach. Oh yeah, like he well,
on a serious channel they would air the live show. Yeah. Yeah,
so I listened to that. I am such a I don't want to say
closet fan. I don't talk about it a lot, but I played so
much Jimmy, Like, anytime I'm in the truck, I have sate all
light on. It's it's market your closet pad. Yeah. And I'm so
bummed because they never went to one show and I just I just never did.
And my brother went to like four or five, and uh his wife
posted all these pictures of them at the shows, and it's funny. You
can see, oh god, she looked like a little kid when they started.
She's on his shoulders and I was like, look at that. Through
the years, but then uh man, lots uh lots lots going on up
in that part of the world. Man, we set up the party like
they started setting up the party a little bit. Friday night, we hung
out around the campfire that another couple that were helping over do some stuff and
and we were helping her just drinking. No, we were drinking and just
hanging out. And then the next day we get up and we go,
we're gonna go get the keg and everything. And this other couple, her
parents owned something called Congdon's Donuts. So I'm going, okay, deal,
her husband, she works there. I guess her mom and dad are looking
to step down, and I think she and her husband are looking to buy
it. So I'm going that's kind of nice. You know, family business,
you do the whole thing. They started in nineteen fifty five. We
drive to get the keg and we go into Kenny Bunk on the border of
Wells. I don't know, it would be like going from where we are,
like Fairport to Pittsford kind of thing. We pass Congdon's Donuts. There
is a line of cars that goes out and around. There's also a line
of human beings that is out and two parking lots over now with people just
waiting to get these donuts, I go, holy shit, And they're thirty
six dollars for a dozen. So it's like Ridge Donuts. They have that
all the time, the line out the door. Well, in Buffalo,
believe in Buffalo a place called Paula's that's the same way. And when we
were in Austin, my wife and I Voodoo Donuts as a line going out
the door like four seven. It was unbelievable. And here's the thing,
like they could be open all the time. They can't find workers, so
right now they can't. And they do it kind of this old school way
with the donuts that they drop them down into the oil. They've been doing
it the same way since nineteen fifty five. Yeah, fry cakes, these
donuts and my cakes. Maybe I I you know you always say this,
but and granted I might have been a little high, but god damn,
I mean they were good. I ate saw him on Friday night. I
destroyed It's My Gummy Saturday night. And then Jimmy has a new song out
called My Gummy Just Kicked In and Paul McCartney plays guitar on the on the
song, and I saw like I've been I've been singing. My gummy just
kicked in because I heard it about two weeks ago. Then the guy up
up and dis uh. Then we go, we go home. We sit
up the tent we're putting together, and I have to hand it to my
brother and sister in law because they package everything up. It's all labeled.
All the right poles are together, all like the sea poles and the deep
poles in this. And we put up this giant tent and the sleeping tenter
like no, no, no, it's like a party tent. And everybody
else had their sleeping tents out around the pond. And away we went.
And then the band comes in, and there's the guy comes early. He
sets up, he's blasting Jimmy Buffett. And then later on the band shows
up. And my mother decided she was gonna go rest, so she was
upstairs resting, and she's in the bedroom that is the band is setting up
right below her window. She's on the second floor. She comes down and
she says to my brother, is Mallory that's his daughter gonna be sleeping in
there tonight because the smell of weed is overtaking everything. The band got high
before the concert, like before they started, the band took a break eight
got high again. The band at the end of the night, they're smoking.
They smoke so much fucking weed, like you were getting contacts high with
this. Kevin Williams was reporting about this green cloud over Kenny Man of Cannabis
loving State. Yes, I believe they are cannabis loving state. I'm pretty
sure it's legal there, crabs in cannabis. You never heard of this.
It's legal. It's legal in Uh, it's legal in Massachusetts. I don't
know what. We can't get the fuck out of our own way here in
New York State, but that's it. Then they then, uh, they
My brother only got a quarter keg this year, and he was shocked when
he got there. He goes he wait, I thought I was getting like
a half. And the guy goes now he only ordered the corner and goes,
ah, well, last year, I had so much left over some
of the some kid was having a fifth birthday party. That's my sons.
I brought it there and we tracked the rest of it. So now the
keg and then all these moms who were in there like late thirties, early
forties when their kids ran off to ten goes all right, let's do keg
stands. And so then we did keg stands. And I feel like I
cheated a little bit when I did mine, because I felt like someone was
dribbling out of the side of my mouth a little bit, and it was
running on the guy who was holding the thing's hand. And I said,
after I got up there, the record was twenty five seconds, so I
stopped at twenty five seconds. But I feel like I cheated, Like they're
gonna let the old guy slide. Was that the video we saw on Facebook?
Or was that somebody else? No, I was me, and I
couldn't tell it was you, But yeah, I took it down. I
took it down pretty quickly because you couldn't tell it was me. I couldn't
tell I didn't. Yeah. In fact, I heard Jimmy Z's gonna work
on this logo called the Air more Animal. It's Jordan, but it's upside
down tapping a keg guinness and take standing and the other. Then it's like,
then my brother buys does a slipping slide into the pond, right,
and so he doesn't buy his wife's like, why don't we just get the
eight dollars plastic sheets that you could get it like Home Depot or Lows or
whatever. And he's like, no, no, no, he ordered off
Amazon slipping slide sheets. They go for fifty dollars each. He puts two
of them together and then hands the kids like three or four bottles of don
soap. Well they got this thing. So you're cruising down like I went
twice and I was like that's enough for me, but I yeah, well
that's the thing. It was like Chris Walt in Christmas Vacation where he shined
up the bottom of the sled and then just took off and sparks for fine.
So then this lady there's like these kind of hippie people that live across
the street. They're pretty cool. They love Bustle Kid. My brother's stone.
Maybe that's where the spell. Well, so that guy's wife goes.
You know, if I still work for the EPA, i'd call them on
you because they're soap now going into the ponds, and I gonna ask what
they used to clean ducks. I thought it wasn't that bad, right,
I don't think he killed anything. I saw those commercials. They looked lady,
I have no idea, thanks x On. Yeah, and then uh,
but man, my my brother's friends. I did a podcast that you
can go listen to with Jeff Park and Jeff is a former MLS soccer star.
He played for, uh, I guess everywhere. He started with the
Metro Stars, which became the Red Bulls, then he went out to Seattle,
each I had to get on a team in Europe. He wound up
then back in Philly and then retired in DC. And you can hear why
he retired, and uh, you know, just just kind of how he
has a little bit of a bitterness towards MLS. But but it was a
great chat. He and I just sat down at the kitchen table and I
wasn't gonna bring any thing, and Kevin's like, you gotta Oh, I
was gonna bring the board, and just because I knew I was gonna have
some things I needed to do, but I wasn't looking to do a podcast.
You gotta bring at least two mikes. So I did, but only
Brown once said I headphones. But we sat there and did it, and
I'm glad I did. I'm glad I listened to him. Glad your brother
knows everybody well. The freaking King of England could have showed up and you
had been able to interview. Here's the funny thing. So my brother also
one of the guys there, and this is actually through my sister in law
because I think this was like her first boyfriend in like sixth grade. Well,
he lives there. She stayed in contact with him. He's married and
all. He had a restaurant in Kenny Bunk, but he was also the
private chef. He would do private events for the Bush family. Well,
they used to like party. They every time, like President Bush would go
off, would be like, yeah, we're in Camp David, Kenny Buckport,
Maine. Was it Kenny Bunk or Kenny Bunk Port. I think they're
in kenny Bunkport, Okay, And I don't know that is that Camp David.
Well, that's because because the Obama's and the Clintons would always stay at
Martha's Vineyard and the Bushes would always go to Camp David. That was the
whole Yeah, because it's their place in kenny Bunkport. It's Camp David,
one hundred and twenty five acre county retreat for the President of the United States.
Oh, it's in uh I don't think it's that's not the one.
They have their own place by the shaw. Uh, yeah, this isn't.
That's in Maryland camp in Maryland. So this is his own place.
And like my brother actually took me on a tourn and he goes whenever George
W. Bush is here, they fly the Texas flag. He goes,
he's there, he has the Texas flag. But in case I get confused,
So this guy was when George Senior was live. He gets uh,
goes over and he's catering an event for the for the Bush family. And
my sister in law was going with his wife and they were helping him,
help and serve and do all this stuff. The one of the twins,
Jenna or Barbara is it? Yeah? Okay, one of their husbands wanted
to have a fire. Now, their property kind of is out on sort
of a peninsula out in there, and there's not a lot of room and
they don't have a fire pit. So my sister in law says, oh,
my husband just bought a fire pit. I'll call him. Would you
like me to call him? They go, yes, please. So my
brother brings over his fire pit and I guess George W. There's a picture
he and George happen, Like, my brother does know a lot of people.
I don't know, just know it's a ton of people. So but
and then the next day was you know, clean up and ship. But
it was a great freaking time. I mean, I had a I had
an absolute blast, uh drinking and getting a little high and enjoying the weekend
and slipping sliding into the thing and sleeping in a tent and doing the whole
thing. Cool. It was great, cool, and got a decent podcast
out of it that you can check out with a MLS soccer star. So
that was it. But god damn that it is funny because he does know
everybody. There was somebody else that came up and he's like, oh yeah,
oh the guy from I said to my brother. I go, shit,
I remember I was talking about the deodorant and I keep reading about aluminum
and shit like that guy. I should probably try to change this man.
Let's see. So I go and I get Tom's of Maine. Okay,
Tom's of Maine. I feel like, just doesn't. Sometimes I get a
whiff and I go, fuck is that me? So I've left an extra
one here in the studio because it's been hot, and I go, I
don't need to be funky. There's there's people in and out right, so
it smells great. But I'm like, huh. So I said to my
brother, yeah, I've been using times. He goes, Oh, yeah,
I know him. He lives what he goes? Yeah, he lives
right over Yes, real name is Barry. He goes. Yes, his
odd protection his offices or headquarters are like right next to me. I was
like, what in the actual fuck that's he made a secret? Yeah,
I'll have a case in your ten an hour. And I don't know if
anybody knows who Chris Trapper is. Chris Trapper is a singer. He was
in a band called the push Stars for a number of years and then he's
got a lot of solo songs that he does, like Kegging my coffin and
some other stuff. Right, okay, so he has become really good friends
with my brother, and I think he I don't know where he lives because
he just did a whole torm. He was like, yeah he was here
recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah he did here. He did a coffee
shop in Geneva, he did something else. He just kind of just loves
that's he's kind That was kind of like what he was doing, and he
just goes he played the loving cup here. Yeah, seen him actually,
I've seen him there out named Greg Hunt who listens to the show. He
just likes to get up and go. I was tagging my casket. Yeah,
kegging my casket. That's what it is. It's a great song.
We should maybe we'll bump with the litter. There's so many things. Because
I was gonna bump with the Jimmy song. The Rolling Stones announced that they're
coming out with a new album. How about the fact that we're gone and
we lose Jimmy Buffett, dream Weaver, Gary, Gary Wright, Bob Barker
died. Uh, they find out what is Alzheimer's. Yeah, and then
he lived with it for about ten years too. It's not like he just
got it recently, like he was like fighting it for a while. And
then, uh, Steve Hardwell from Smash Smash Mouth died of liver failure.
So that's four in a short period of time. And I go, fucking
Keith Richards still, Willie Nelson, Keith Richards and Willie Nelson's still around.
Willie Nelson, do you think they have a batt bunch to each other,
William Keith, Who's gonna go first? It would be funny. You know
what's amazing to me, It's like the number of people like I always liked
Jimmy Buffett, but one of my probably my favorite all time rock star is
Joe Walsh. I just fucking love Joe Walsh. And Joe Walsh writes this
really beautiful thing about Jimmy Buffett, going, hey man, we both got
signed by the record company at the same time. We played. This is
a gig we played in Chicago for a charity event together. Jimmy was always
a good time, always just an honest guy, great businessman like I had
all these days. Oh God, damn, I'd love to hang out with
Joe Walsh. So funny story. I had a pastor in the late eighties
early nineties who was from Florida, and he would play guitar get occasionally and
he told us a story. And I didn't know who Jimmy Buffett was at
the time. I was a little kid. But he goes, yeah,
one day I'm just strumming my guitar on this dock, just just hanging out,
and this guy comes up next to me with the hat and I goes,
hey, he might if I played with you, and he goes sure,
and they're just screwing around. And then a couple of years later he
finds out that the guy he was playing with was actually Jimmy Buffett. It
was astor. Why would a pastor like make that story up because no one's
gonna be able to fact check that story, like the pastor it's the hole
in one on Sunday, Yes, exactly, that's it. How would he
know? How would he people are waving because he was playing songs? He
goes, He goes, yeah, I wrote cone in tell these ladies to
come in, come in. Let's see they're gonna come in. No,
she got she got the wave. Let's go, she got the wave,
Let's go. Are you still waving to Early Bird? Special is about to
wrap up. I feel bad because people can't tell that you're listening to the
podcast. But we have our studio has two big windows, which I need
to get some screens for. I think, I like, yeah, I
kind of I kind of do too, but I wouldn't mind, like sometimes
pull them down, and sometimes you get kids breaking in trying to like you
know, that was one time and he was invited. That was a couple
of times. Actually yes, well well both times I let the kids in.
But yeah, the second time the kids, the one kid goes,
hey, thirty minutes, that's it. Then you we gotta switch build thirty
minutes. The pastor. The pastor. Wait, the pastor. Terry Birchwall
was the pastor. And he was playing his guitar on a dog and this
guy goes, mine if I joined you, and he were playing some songs.
He here's some songs I wrote. And he was playing songs like Marco
Reidville whatnot. He goes, here's some songs I wrote. And we were
all kind of like, I didn't think anything up. My father like gave
the same reaction. Yeah you just yeah, yeah, And he goes,
oh, pastor, why would I make this up because nobody can fact check
it? Ashwipe. Yeah, And I played golf with Tiger Woods on Sunday.
It's right, you know what? Maybe he did that? Yeah,
look s anybody? Yeah, all right, well we'll take a moment.
Speaking of living a long time, he was intense dude, by the way,
as far as his business goes Jimmy Buffett, Oh shit, man,
I think I was an workaholic. Jimmy Buffett was the first. He was
the opposite of what he was portraying. Yeah, usually those people are yeah,
uh, you know, we did a whole thing, like there's a
podcast you can check out with Greg Connors and it's about kind of the keys
to success and that that's it. But he, uh, he was the
first one to have his own channel, I think on Serious Satellite. He
went there to them and seven or ninety eight and that's when the channel launched.
And I think after that, You've got No Shoes Radio, Tom Petty
Radio. But I think they all came after Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville, Yeah first,
the first. And did Howard come after that? Yeah, because because
Serious was still just kind of fledgeling a little bit. Next time they were
separate, they went together and Howard decided to pick Serious because he goes every
stick should I've been on, it's always been a crapper, he goes,
So why not make this one too? That was his joke. I think
they offered him a better deal than what XEM offered obviously, and then they
joined they merged, Yeah, Serious XM, and then it's Uh, but
Jimmy I think it was the first one. And then you know, look,
he kind of gave birth to these other guys who sing similar music,
whether it be h what's his name with No Shoes Radio? Oh yeah,
Kenny Chesney, Kenny Chesney, who's fun And I was listening, I go,
I just I'm not sure. I like Kenny's voice overall. I like
Jimmy's. But I mean, the guy's got great songs and does it's what
Buffett does, but the country more country stuffs it is, and he's got
his home whole theme, and man, I know people who love it.
I know people who are with Peyton. Man. By the way, have
you seen the the auditions for to be part of the banding cast Brady who's
actually with Foxy? Did it they just let the NFL who cares? Yeah?
Well it just helps promote, right, Yeah, that's all it is.
But here's my point, Like that rising tide, right, well,
the same thing with Jimmy Buffett. He didn't cock block any from anybody from
kind of jumping into that same genre, whether it be what's his name who
has a tequila or rum? I think he's got a rum. Kenny Chesney
could play stadiums and Kenny Chesney I've seen even when he could play stadiums at
Finger Lakes, at at SMAC. Yeah, and I think he has a
rum with Constellation brands. And some people say may have a house in Kennadig
Lake. I've never people say you'll see him a can and Dagg with a
lake. But I know Bill Morand says his fall of crap. Jimmy Buffett
did his seventy six Gary right right was eighty yes uh, and then fifty
six for Harwell right na ye, nine for Bob and ninety nine for Bob.
Yeah. I saw that he played it right to the end. But
there's this docu series that I watched on Netflix, okay, and it's about
living to one hundred and I it enraged me. My brother told me about
this, he goes, you gotta watch this. I was enraged, Okay,
enraged, not not at the series, but at what it's going to
do. And I will explain why, and we'll see if you agree with
them or not. But we will get to that. Next bront we interview
Bob Barker. We got to interview Bob Barker, and we couldn't do it.
On the air. What yeah you and yeah you and Tommy interviewed Bob
Barker and we had and he goes, yeah, I had an opportunity to
become a porn star, but I turned it down and I'm glad I did.
And yeah, he told us that, oh you don't remember this.
I don't. Oh yeah, we we just turned to a podcast. We
did. We couldn't do it on the air because he couldn't go until eleven
o'clock, but we wanted the audio, so we we play it back on
the radio. No, we didn't. Why, I don't know. You
were like, no, just you promoted it the podcast on the air,
but we didn't play it back. And then you were you were swearing on
the podcast too. That would have been part of it because we're not on
the air so we can swear. So Bob, what the fuck? Man?
Somebody somebody wrote me about the swearing. Okay, very recently, yeah,
today, just just before we started, I've been getting a lot of
messages today from from listeners. I got one from a woman who's in Amsterdam
and she just listened to a podcast that we did while she was on the
tram into Amsterdam, and she loved it. Uh, somebody else wrote me
one about the one we did with Greig Connors. I put that up on
my story yesterdays. Is really really sweet. And then today a guy writes
me and says, hey, uh, he goes, I love your podcast.
I was always a fan of you on the radio, but I feel
like you're a teenager who who just discovered a new language. Basically, you
know what, I think I might still have it pulled up just since you're
you're I'm a huge fan of your podcast a lot. You know what's funny,
I try to watch my mouth. He goes, Uh, he said,
here's what he said. I always said one, Well, I don't
want to go into that, butte uh. I always thought you were better
than we Well, there might, that's not what he said. All right,
fine, here we go. I always said, once we finally signs
off the airwaves, Billy's gonna take Rochester like a storm. That's what he
said. I still believe that I love your podcast and respect the leap of
faith you took. But here's the thing. Your newfound freedom to say what
you want maybe hurting you. The podcast is good, no doubt, but
you're like a teenager who realized he can swear around his parents. I can't
listen to your show in public areas workplace slash workplace because of the excess swearing.
I'm not taking the time to message you to break your balls. I'm
just saying the public's mindset has changed. Swearing isn't the quote unquote cool thing
anymore. It's the polar opposite. I see it all over the place.
Listen, obviously, you do what you're gonna do, But just some food
for thought. Thanks, Billy, have a great weekend. And I wrote
back, just and I don't know when he sent this. He could have
sent this a while ago. I was just getting the messages. So I
said, just reading this ps play misty for me and I appreciate it.
Thank you sincerely, And he wrote back, You're welcome again. Not trying
to be a dick. Oh no, it's not a swear. Yeah,
that's the borders or massive it's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
it's Webster, that's right on the border. Damn dicking. Hella right
on that board. So I said, I'm not trying to be a dick
or pretend I'm a genius critic. I'm just passing along what I see quote
unquote out there. Uh, and that was it. But I thought it
was very sweet because it wasn't. I really took it for how he meant
it. And I like to think that I will agree that there were times,
especially in the beginning or when I would be drinking a little bit more
during the podcast, I was still I would get a little angry, and
there were there were a few that I was I went overboard, and I
think Kevin even kind of tipped me, is like, hey man, just
I remember you politely sent me a thing going, oh, there's an awful
lot of swearing. Did I think the first couple of shows you were very
cognizant of it. You didn't swear that much, and then like two three
weeks in, you got a little comfortable. You got your underpants just the
table doing the podcast. You're like, god, damn, let's go.
Well, that's that's what inspired the liner that we played at the beginning of
the show, with the additibilities to swear a lot, and Kevin you wrote
that that's kind of what birth deep it is. But then on the other
hand, not all like swearing, No, you know, I don't.
I try to like hold back because a couple of issues that get me gone.
I'm not gonna say that there will be no swearing out of me,
because I do think in certain cases it's just sort of warranted a punctuation.
Yeah, you know, I always had this problem because the FCC, if
you were talking to somebody. I remember this happening on the radio. We
had a hit delay because somebody was part of the Wei show and cell phone
were first out and they called in for something and all of a sudden,
you're gotta go shit right, and the weeds go. You are right,
Broun. But the ship you couldn't now in that moment. Was it done
to be gratuitous. No? Was it done to to like take advantage of
any No, it was how people speak. And that was the problem I
always had. And I would also go so far as to say, as
long as your audience is not offended, right, you're speaking to a certain
audience, they're not offended. Much like the time you and I got suspended
because I said, fuck in the doubt the stuff they didn't work, But
I felt no one complained, No one from our audience. We found that
out there was not one person that called up to complaint. Was the program
director. Well, I know, but you watched every single football game they
go live to the field after the game, and you especially Super Bowl after
there are so many mvs and as well. But you're in press conferences.
But even there though, it's it's in a celebration, celebratory mode, right,
I mean, these are eyes who've just won the biggest game that they
can win, and they're excited about that. So excitement it's cool. Well,
I'm just saying, like, I know what this guy's saying. I
do, but I also would say that, yeah, maybe we cut back
the gratuitous you get a swear word jar and give them money to charm.
Maybe, all right, we'll bad word chart. Well, we'll take them
over. Bob Bob Marker. Bob Barker almost made it to what they call
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I can't find that podcast anywhere. I mean I'm looking. I'm selling it
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Yeah, I'll follow up with the I'm will answer both those questions and
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But the I'll also follow up with the text to that guy because I
will do that. But the first one unfiltered in the average. You can
find it anywhere you find podcasts. You're not going to find it on Apple
podcasts. And I don't know if Apple doesn't approve you to you have so
many episodes, because I can't tell you from what I read the number of
people that. First of all, the number of podcasts is enormous, right,
but then the number of people that start a podcast and after three,
four or five episodes are just done, they did dur is no more.
And I think that Apple is looking to be a curator of podcasts. They're
going to be consistently there. So I don't think Apple approved Bilified until we
had done like a month's worth of shows, and that was or maybe ten
shows or whatever it was. Two weeks. Yeah, I think it was
two weeks so that so then that would have been ten shows for us to
kind of prove that it would go. Uh, neither one of the new
podcast that we launched, games or Unfiltered Average or there. But you can
find it on Spotify. Unfiltered Average still not approved on some other places.
Games is so I can't figure out what it is. It still says pending.
I'm trying to work some of that stuff. But you can find that
and you can certainly find it on spreaker if you go to speaker dot com
and search for Amazon, So Amazon, Spotify, Spreaker would be the places
that you can hear Unfiltered and Average. And I was going back and forth
with the ladies today. I mean, they got a lot going on.
You're you know, you're talking about two women that are single moms, uh,
juggling work and schools. And Katie has some really little kids, uh,
two of which are twins. So you got i mean two like five
year old girls and a seven year old son. Right, you have to
like play zone. That's just I've got a number of children. It's a
lot. And she and her husband are divorced, so she's got them every
other weekend. But when you got them, you got them all right,
And so it's it's I think there's a lot. So we're trying to find
some time to get them back in and do it again another episode, but
there is a fresh one up for them. As for Tommy Mulah, I
will tell you that how do I say this without son? I think that
everything that happens in our lives is our own fault. I will it was
funny because somebody listened to and I would recommend anybody I got. I think
Kevin really liked the podcast with the soccer player Jeff Park, but I think
that somebody else wrote me, going, hey, it's this one with Arnie
Rothschild's he shut up. Could be just like the soccer player who took no
blame for anything. It was everybody else. This guy was the first one
busted for peds and MLS and it was over an after workout drink that was
not approved by the FDA, so he didn't know it's so he sent it
to a lab in Chicago and they came back and said, hey man,
we broke this down, and the molecular structure of one of the compounds in
this is identical to a steroid. We're not saying it is. It's just
that it would identify as a steroid. And so he wound up being the
first one, and he thought his career was over. He thought that was
it. It wasn't. It was I think a ten games suspension and a
significant fine. But other than that, So but Tommy Mulai, so as
I say, everything's general fall we're here, I don't know. I don't
know why exactly, other than there was I did have a contact dispute that
I'm not in radio. I think that I'd like to think I don't burn
bridges, but I also have a big mouth and I say things, and
I think that I certainly did burn a bridge with the company that Tommy mula
works for. And I don't think that people who signed his checks want him
on this podcast. I know that they don't want him on this podcast.
He is one of the most requested mystery guests. Yes, I'm top two
or three, I'm sure. And I just was with Tommy. So it's
not as though Tommy and I aren't friends or friendly. I was in both
of them. Yeah, I was in his backyard having uh cocktails with him
one night before we did the podcast. So it's it's not It's certainly not
out of a want. I would just never want to put someone in a
position where they would be in trouble with their bosses or frowned upon. There
are other people that were have There have been people that have been told their
face, do not go on his podcast, do not go on his podcast.
I don't you know what, I guess I have. We saw that
guy at fair Part Music Festival, did Yeah, yeah, you did.
I think that some of the well, the funny the funny part to me
is like, you know, when you're beholding to other people, you've got
to kind of play by their rules. And that's okay, right, and
I will respect that every battle. But I will also tell you that and
this is a bad side of me, and I think that I have to
be somewhat careful. But I think that there is very few people that I
trust, and no one in my life that I fully trust, No one,
no one. And that's not a great way to be. What are
you looking at me? Like? I fully trust me? I guess we're
out, But I don't mean like that. But I'm just trust the mole
of trust. Let me Jimmy Buffett, that's what killed him back. Let
me let me explain what I'm trying to say. The mercle of trust.
I think like if I tell you ever, you ever have somebody, you
tell somebody something, they go You can't tell anybody, well, you know
that they're probably going to tell they're significant another or anybody. So I don't
know that I fully would trust anybody. But there's very few people that I
actually trust with some real information. I was talking to someone today and I
said, there's only one other person and this is the truth that I am
very honest with about what I'm telling you. And it has nothing to do
with anything. There's no consequence to it whatsoever. But it's just my thing.
And I don't want to go into further details on that. You know,
So you are you are dying? No, not, no, I
know. Uh so they well, yeah, I guess we all are,
right. Uh so this is this is this will lead me right into the
thing that really pissed me off when I watched that Blue Zone thing. Uh
but I would I would just say that those people there's there, everybody's got
a little bit of bullshit. So it's a little bit of bullshit to control
who can and cannot come on the podcast. Do I care at the end
of the day? No, No, Have I ever cared? Probably not?
Did you guys? Did anything ever stop me from doing whatever I really
wanted to do. No. We are sitting here in a studio less than
a year into a podcast, okay, a daily podcast, a daily podcast
with multiple podcasts, with multiple podcasts coming. So I and we've had free
rein from you to wherever we've wanted to bring in. You've had no problem
with it. Yeah, he brought in Bischoff, I've brought in mystery guests.
You've had no problem with anybody. No, I try to bring in
Jesus though, shut down. So I've been so I it was Hay Sus
and he was a painter, and I said no, So I said,
uh, listen, you know, So for for that aspect of what I'm
saying is there's a little bit of bullshit in it, because it's not gonna
hurt anybody. A matter of fact, it's gonna help. It would help,
It would help, It would probably help. I know more than I
should, and I don't. And I'm not trying to be passive aggressive or
saying anything, although it probably will be taken that way by somebody, but
I think it would help. You know, a rising tide floats all boats.
Like we said earlier, Jimmy Buffett didn't step on anybody's dick when they
were coming into the to the Island style music, right. He didn't stop
anybody, whether it be Kenny anybody from like going into his alcohol business.
No, he was, yeah, the bar business. All this stuff he
did. He kind of encouraged it because you know, you know, So
I'm not saying that, Look, there was people. People have to operate
to protect them. When you're always operating in a protective mode and out of
fear, that's not a great it's not a great way to be. And
that's okay. But so that's a long way of saying Tommy Lay will not
be on this podcast until he leaves radio. That's it. I would love
to have. Can I just say one thing unless there's something I don't know.
I find it hard to believe that you burned a bridge with that company.
I find that really hard to believe that you burned a bridge. I
think with Encom, I don't believe that. I'm now I believe that they
think that, but I don't think you did anything to burn that bridge doesn't
exist anymore. So well, but I think the stock prices like in the
shitter, so they have to keep rebranding every seven years. I don't know.
All I know is that I did say honest, I said a lot
of things. I said a lot of nasty things about the general manager and
stuff. But I said it when I was there, true, I said
it to her face. I got in fights from her. I was told
by another manager that she was going to go in and chew me up.
And she didn't. Yeah, of course she was, well, she she
she just you know, look, that's the best thing I've heard all day.
Sorry. JT told me that she she and I got into an argument
over something and uh, she was saying something and I went in there and
this is what I said to her. And I mean, I remember this.
This was a nice look. She's a nice lady and she's one who
I'm not sure what she does. I don't know what ye hang on,
hang on, hang on. They said the same thing. What the guy.
Everybody who everybody who has a boss goes, what the fuck did they
really do? Yeah? They sit there with the door closed. They take
a three hour lodge. There's probably a lot that they're doing. I mean,
being a general manager with over in charge of a lot of stations and
especially the revenue side, which is so important to these businesses. It is
a big deal. So I'm not knocking that. But she went in and
said something about were you aware? And I looked at her and I go,
do you think there's anything that happens with that show? Then I'm not
aware of? And I looked at her dead in the face, and this
is a very cocky ass whole thing for me to say. I go,
but I am the CEO of the break room and nothing goes on, then
I'm not aware of, as you should be the CEO of this company.
But a lot goes on you're not aware of, and shut her right down.
And she was. She was, according to another manager, was ready
to go guns blazing like. Told me to go in and wait for her
in her office. So I did, and she went and chatted with somebody
else and thought she was sweating me out. I don't sweat. I don't
give a fuck. I'm gonna tell you exactly how IIMs of Maine. I'm
gonna the times of Maine. I stink. But my thing is I'm always
waiting out the times of Maine in the pit. But we haven't on standball.
All I can tell you is that I'm not I'm not looking to fight.
I'm looking to protect and build and protect the people that are with me.
You always did. I will protect the people that are with me.
If you're with me, I don't give a shit. We may battle inside,
but when it comes to the outside, I will fucking go to the
mat for you because you you're part of my team. And I'm I don't
know. I've always wanted this. I wanted to own and I want to
build that. I want to do more projects. And that's and then they
are coming and they're gonna. But as a boss, this guy's been driving
real slow past the windows, back and forth. I's been waiting for the
Chinese restaurant looks a little high. Do't wory about feel like it might be
you got my number thirty two? Ready? Yeah, you're doing a drive
by in a in a what is that's a hybrid? Hey? Even they
want to produce the CARBTI mission, come on, you guys cooking? What's
he hitting? Me with an air soft guns like Jesus Christ, so conspicuous.
I always think like a boss's job is to notice and notice what the
people who want to be with you want to be doing. And I knew
you didn't want to always be producing, but I knew at that moment there
wasn't a lot I could do. But if we if we were able to
expand and we were able to do your thing, And even now I say
to you, let's go do your own thing. If you want to do
it, let's make it happen. I'll do anything I can to support you.
I will do, honestly in any way that I can, and I
will not I'm not controlling content. I'm not do it. I will do
everything I can to support and try to make it available to as many people
as possible. I don't care if you did it in here and said I
don't want to put it on your network. I want to do it,
fine, it doesn't matter to me. I don't care. But but when
it's outside people telling you, like we wanted to do a comedy show and
they said, and we did one and we made money, and then they
come to us and go, well, you can't do that anymore. We
want to do it, and by the way, we want to make sure
it works to do it for free. And I go, fuck that not
happening. And I didn't care because I go, fine, it's let's work
for me and I And the whole thing is like everybody expects you in some
way to cow tew because especially in this business, most people who go sit
behind a microphone have some kind of problem in their life. They just do.
Probably not you guys, necessarily, Well maybe I did new Yeah,
but I'm saying that there's some kind of problem over here. I don't,
I don't know, but I'm I don't. I don't mean it that way,
but I always say there's some kind of like usually it's a sense of
fragile ego. Right, So when when they come at you, a lot
of times those people will fold. People will fold. And I certainly saw
that and even felt that a little bit myself. And then as I once
again in my adulthood and in my teenager years, I realized that most people,
if not all people, are a little bit, if not majority,
full of fucking shit. There's my swear, and I just went through sign
I am not going to look I'm not asking you to pay me. You're
telling me I can't do a show. You're telling me that I can't go
out and market what will benefit you through my efforts, through something that is
unique enough that no one else in this building can do. You want to
squash that instead of seeing the revenue possibility and building a show aired thing.
If I'm the GM and I go, fine, guys, what do you
want and how do we share the cost of this? Not how do I
stifle it? When you see people that are hungry and want to work for
you, let's let them run through fucking walls. But at the same time,
if you've got somebody who wants to be at their kids soccer game at
three o'clock every every Tuesday and Thursday, and they're okay leaving, and you're
let them leave, make make them happy. You make people happy, they're
gonna run through walls for you. They'll understand that person's probably making seventy grand
a year, but the other guy's making two hundred. Fine, But it's
all a choice, it's all a trade off or men. Yes, So
that was always the thing, well, and it and it, but it
always drove me nuts. And I and I I even defended Danny once.
I mean, oh yeah, yeez went to the and I can't say I
went to the Felps school rustling. I can't say I went to the mat
for you, because well, that's it seems like an over exact. I
was so mad at them because they said, Danny, we don't know what
we're gonna do with Danny, and I'm like, you can't explanation. You
change an aspect on a show of a group of people, and really,
like the guy brought up Tommy, Tommy doesn't care who's in the studio with
you. He didn't care, and I think maybe he does. Maybe he
did. He liked you, but if you left, I don't know that
Tommy would necessarily lose sleep. If you left, I gotta get used to
a whole new person, because I used to send you stuff in and out
points and we had our own way. We really had a system down.
So to me, it was a disruption to the show, the fact that
you would not see the value of what we've done. We took a show
that was supposed to be in the shitter. They all thought, I'll tell
you what there is. God damn it. I didn't expect I haven't done
since January. I start drinking the barrier and entry game drinking. It's all
my fault. I will say that, Oh scot Chinese, I will say
that. I will say that there is was it was it a barrier entry,
no entry. But like when we's left, I think the company that
he went to expected us all to fail, and if we failed, then
they could sweep up the pieces and put the show back together, which is
not a bad strategy. I can't fault them on that attempts business. But
what you didn't realize was I will not fucking lose ever. I won't.
It's kind of like when Hitler miss unders underestimated what the United States can do
during World War Two. I'm not gonna lose. I'm I'm I'm I yes,
no, I'm not compared to build it le channel to Hitler because they
probably the company the hired, so they apples to apples. I think I
really believe that because I sat with the woman that was making the the hiring
decision and she's asked me who's driving the bus? Was it Brother Weise or
was it Doreen or was there somebody else? And I said, well,
I think you have to talk to them together. But I go, but
you realize that it's a whole show. And I think that that's what people
don't understand about those types of shows. Not the Brother Weis Isn't an amazing
talent, That's not what I'm saying. But what made that show great was
the chemistry and the camaraderie that was forced over years, because it's not just
putting people in a room with microphones. It's you and I have known each
other since the late nineties. You and I worked together for a number of
years in there in the two thousands. But you were at my house.
You taught my son how to pitch. You listen. You were there when
I got married. You gave a bunch of crunch. You and I had
arguments and things. There was there was for stuff there, do you know
what I'm saying. And it was the same thing with the Brother Weis Show
and Tommy and Weise were. I mean, that was an amazing duo in
radio. It just was. And so now you're gonna take Weeze he is
the show, that unique way of talking. That's a very smart thinking guy.
You know, certainly a life experience that nobody has ever had an honesty
about it that no one has ever shared. It's entertaining, but you're all
those elements together made it even more powerful. Now. You take him and
he put him with people he's never worked with, people he's sort of new
but never worked with. And not one of those people lasted, not one,
not one. He's gone through more people than he ever did in the
first part of his career, and people who would even move on. I
mean, Stephanie Miller's sister Sleeves had moved on and up. But after that,
there was none of that. It was just they were fired. They
were done. They were fired, they were done. And there was a
lot more of that in the latter half when he left than there was before
that. And that's what I'm saying is so I think there's last they're thinking
was, Hey, we're just gonna sweep up the pieces because there's no way
they can carry a show without Weeze. And I went I didn't think,
well, fuck you guys, that's not what I thought. I thought,
Holy shit, I got two small kids, one that has some special needs
and needs some stuff, another one that needs special food. I gotta make
this work. Because I thought, for sure, even as a producer.
I was going to be gone because I had made more What we've talked about
this in the past, but I had made more money. So when this
was coming, I was just determined that I was going to find a way
to make this work. I had to. It was not to It was
not a fuck you to that. It wasn't It was simply I gotta make
this work. And it's been that every way. Well I did this.
It wasn't like you, No, it was I gotta make this work.
This is this is what I do, and this is when I'm gonna work.
So I did it then and I knew I could do it again.
Right once you do it, once you know you can do it again.
It's just that thing. So it wasn't that way, but I do think
that was their their thinking on that. And then when we did make it
work, I don't know why you wouldn't come and go God damn guys,
you you have taken on one of the biggest names in the industry. And
I will say that there's just in the ratings. If you talk to anybody,
every one of these people will tell you there's confusion because nobody wants to
admit that something could work against him, no way. So there was a
lot of there's confusion, there's confusion. There's confusion maybe, but it was
consistent confusion for a while. And that's where it was like, why wouldn't
you come and go, boy, I see what's happening here. I knew
that you had. I had to work hard. I sacrificed a lot and
probably hurt my family in the long run. But I was also you know,
that was the thing. But that was where I think I burned a
bridge with with Suman in particular, who's the general manager. There's the other
thing too, and it's a lovely is honestly a very sweet, lovely person.
She and I had some moments that we got along pretty well. But
I just think that the philosophy and the overall my way or the highway is
a bad way to run a business. It's a bad way. Because you're
watching right now. I can show you places in this town that are failing
because of that. Because of that, open your mind, collaborate, things
will work out. That's it. Yeah, I was gonna add something that's
no, no, no. Her boss too, wasn't the easiest person,
and I think he from what from what I've been told by people who I
like and trust that guy was he was all about if you were successful.
When we were, he didn't want you to know it because once you knew
it, all of a sudden you could leverage that. That was his big
thing. He Oh he's smart, don't let him know ye Like you know,
because like even the guy who who j T. You mentioned, JT
left because the big guy wanted all the credit for it, and JT was
the guy who turned around all the stations and made its all winn Absolutely,
it wasn't the big boss. But if I read a book at that time,
and it was one of the things that at Sumon who was a general
manager and I sort of bonded over. It's called Good to Great and it's
about companies that went from good to great and Walgreen's being one of them.
And then the CEO of Walgreen said he hired people that he thought were smarter
than him and could be CEOs of their own company and was proud and and
you know, kind of champion them. And when they did something or they
brought an idea to the table, let's champion it. Well, that's how
you get people to a be loyal, and that's how you get people to
stay with you because they feel valued. All people want is to feel valued.
Some people don't want to be the boss because the boss has got a
lot of headaches, he's got a lot of fires the right, So there's
a dark side to that. But on the other side, to also make
those people feel like they're valued and they're adding to the company and their ideas.
And by the way, at the end, you get credit because it's
like, hey, I hired you, I brought you here, that was
my decision and you know, and I mean, I think there's a little
bit that I'll tell you who was great at that Brother Weise. Weise didn't
want to do bits. He'll tell you he wasn't a bit guy. He
loved them though he loved them, and if you came up with a good
one, he'd say it was you. He wouldn't say the Brother we show
because he also knew that he would get the credit because he played it on
his show and it was his show. Car One time Carl Carlson and Mackenzie
did a bit for you guys with another guy making fun of another guy at
TOUD. It'd probably help put out the team bro. That's what he would
do. What I mean, But that and all I'm saying. I'll use
that as an analogy for any boss. If you're a boss of any size
company at all, and you see these, you want loyalty you I hear
Cognant Donuts in Maine has a hard time hiring people. Granted it's more of
a grunt work type thing, and probably dripping into a fry oil isn't always
fun and getting up early I can understand. But if you're in a company
and you go it, is it easier. I'll tell you what. It's
easier. It's easier to keep people than it is to find new people and
train them and risk losing them. That's a that's a bigger deal. And
we've we've had Greg Connors kind of sit here and say that. So my
point to anybody who's a boss is pay attention to the people that are there.
Pay attention to the ones that have been loyal to you. Find out
what makes them tick, what is it, and how can they how can
you help them grow? And they're going to go to the mat for you,
and you will survive anything and you will be able to build a great
company. But when you start stifling people, when you start making them feel
less than, or you try to put a lid on people, or you
want to play it close to the vest because nothing can me. That's when
you fail. That is and it's been proven over and over in history.
And I'm not I'm not aiming this at any one person. I'm just saying
that that that seems to be a pattern. I like looking at patterns.
That's a pattern. That's real, it really is. And I think that
one of the things that I did not like about that company, which is
now Honesty, was they put a lid on people. But I didn't care.
I was just gonna do an I went and started rock the beach and
they got pissed off, you remember, and they were pissed off about everything.
I wasn't gonna stop because I wanted to I wanted to win, and
I wanted to get big and I didn't care. And it wasn't done out
of spite for anybody. It just wasn't. It was seen as though I
was that I had no respect for them, but I didn't because I I
knew that I this is something I believe, and I would say this to
anybody. It's easier to ask ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for
permission. And you weren't going to get the permission to do this because they
were gonna give you sixteen years reasons as to why it wasn't gonna work.
And I didn't want to hear that, because when you've got somebody like me
on your staff that is a doer and get shipped done, let them get
it done and help. For God's sake, it's not helping. Do you
understand what I'm saying. We were on the news. Nobody else and that's
in that building at the time was getting news coverage, you know what I
mean. I'm just saying, like, that's the kind of marketing that people
used to die for in this business, and now they don't have it,
so you get what you pay for. Well, I mean, I don't
know why it was as it is, but I don't know why that company
would be that way, because not all, not all individual markets were that
way, but it was all people who wanted to control and keep you under
their thumb. And I don't want to be under anybody's thumb. I don't,
I never did, and I don't, and I and I felt like
when I was at iHeart, I wasn't. But even there you are when
you work for somebody else, you are a little bit. And that's the
way I put a lot of faith they they put a lot of faith in
you, though my heart when you were When you were there, they really
let you do what you you do. Yeah, but you know I had
other things I had to do too, that's all. Yeah, all right,
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right. I gotta tell you something. Whoever is producing this for the Rolling
Stones are fucking geniuses. Now. I don't know where if this is a
brand new song or something they had that they just was like didn't make the
cut. It was gets from from the vault as well. There was a
derivative I mean, what's the ghost town is a derivative. It's basically they
had they had written it and scrapped it for something else and then dug it
back out and reworked it for this. No I'm not I'm not saying that.
But why their geniuses is you watch the video. You can go on
YouTube and you type in the Stones angry. They have a new album coming
out I think October twentieth and it's called Hackney Diamonds and it was just announced.
They did a half hour interview that I think dropped today nine a m.
Eastern time today. They did the interview from London with Jimmy Fallon,
who's a good friend with Mick. But they take it it's a girl who
could be their great granddaughter, attractive, clearly riding in the back of a
convertible, lip syncing every word to this. But then they show the Stones
on billboards throughout la but it's the Stones throughout the years. So it's a
young Mick Jagger, an eighty year old Mick. It's a young Keith,
eighty year old Keith playing all the guitar riffs and stuff. And they matched
it up perfect like perfectly, they matched it up perfectly. It's phenomenal the
way they did it. But you're not seeing old men, which I think
is a great selling point. It's just really really, really well done.
I would love to see the Stones live for one time. Well you may
have that opportunity because I the rumor is if they're still alive, they would
go on to our next So it's just so tickets gotta be like ridiculous though.
Yeah, you're getting Taylor Swift price, you get a mortgage door.
Well, I like this song. Greg Conners is already like a line to
get tickets. Kart Conner says, a lait lines. The line comes to
Greg. That's true. You're right. He spent every concert this year.
You get Duran Duran the other night, I don't think he was. Where
was I with Greg? We're walking into the Blue Cross arena and we had
a way to just kind of circumvent the line, and people started yelling everything
as they recognized me and Greg, and I just think because I was gonna
send Matt from Victor Kraser dot jeep over to see Greg, but I don't
think Greg goes there. So you want to live every Here's the thing.
Nobody really wants to get old. You don't want to lose your body or
your mind or anything, but you don't want to die, like to keep
going through time. So if people say I wish I could stop time,
I don't think, pete, you want to stop time. You want to
keep experiencing things, but you want to kind of stay if you could freeze
yourself. And there's a guy who was doing all that what plasma of a
seventeen year old he was having ejected into himself and then he did it with
his son and all that stuff. Now, there is a docuseries on Netflix
called Lived to one Hundred Secret Secrets of the Blue Zones and the Blue Zones,
where some guy was doing a study and he was noticing in different parts
of the world there are more people who lived to be over one hundred than
another parts of the world. And he started putting blue dots on a map
as to where that would happen. And then he saw that there was like
a cluster, so they called it the Blue Cluster, and then it became
known as the Blue Zone. And I forget the gentleman that's doing this.
It's it's an interesting docuseries, but I was getting infuriated as I watched this
with my mother really really really pissed off because you know all of this already.
There isn't one thing that you were going to see in this that and
it was making me mad because I go, people are gonna watch this and
they're gonna completely miss and if somebody comes out with a blue zone diet,
I'm gonna fucking lose my shit because it's bullshit. It I go. I
kept saying to my own this is all bullshit, and she's like, no,
I go, yes, it is. This is every And forgive me
because this may be anybody in this room I don't know, but it's every
asshole that buys the plaquette target that says live, love, laugh, hanging
in there, whatever. But there's somebody. I've dated several women with this
plaqueus me insane, and I'm not saying, look, we're gonna get one
for the studio. Here, hang on a second, and so you know
what we should we actually should live, laugh, get fired. But no,
but no, no, But here's my reason why it makes me angry.
Here's why it makes me angry. You know this, but it just
becomes words. So now we have this docuseries and what you're seeing is it's
showing you people in Okinawa, in Sardinia, in uh South America. I
think even here in in this uh seventh no seventh day of ventist in uh
Los almost or something somewhere in California. Forgive me for noticing it the town,
but it's everything. You know, you inherently have a guidance system.
You can call it God if you want to. I don't know that there's
a heaven, but I believe there's stuff inside you that we're all of one
and from the spirit. And you know the answer to these things. You
know not to be in excess, you know not to do that. But
so you don't need these reminders because what pisses me off is live. Love
laugh is important. It is live just be love, love as hard as
you can with people, and laugh. It's the greatest medicine. I have
said that in this podcast. I say it in the answer for the Comedy
Club. But and I believe that. But to me they're not just words,
But to other people, I feel like they just become words because we
get caught up in the bullshit of life and you're running around and I get
it, you've got little kids, you're you're running here and there. You've
got nothing going on. I had a wife, she's got a little kid.
I got he's got you. That's no I'm teasing. But but like
you're you're white, you get caught. Damn. But you guys both have
have jobs and you're dealing with family pressures and all that stuff. And I
understand where that that can be. But my point with this whole thing is,
and my mom kind of proved my point, and I didn't. I
didn't. I shouldn't be pointing this out. But at one point, they're
saying, in Sardinia, they have tea, they drink tea, and they
have honey. And so all of a sudden, I look over to the
right and there's my mother. She had gotten up and got herself a cup
of tea and honey to watch this because she's now going to live to one
hundred. And here's the thing that was driving me crazy, is there wouldn't
be so many fucking diets if we were consistent. Everybody wants to be Tom
Brady, but nobody wants to live like Tom Brady. Right, nobody wants
to live like Tom Brady. You want to you want to play the toughest
sport in the world to you're forty five years old. Well, here's the
blueprint on how to do that. But do you want to eat that way?
Do you not want to have fun? Everybody wants everybody wanted to be
Tiger Woods and spend all that time golfing and then hitting other holes. I'm
sure, however, no, But he went to a YouTube concert and he
didn't know any of their songs. So we asked to see when he was
backstage because it's boring, because real life is boring, and what these people
in Sardinia were doing is just living. And what we all do is we
try too hard. You're trying too hard. You're trying to eat right,
you're trying to do this. You join a gym and you never go.
You join an online exercise thing and you don't go. You buy a peloton
and you stop using it. The next thing you know, it becomes a
place to dry your wet clothes, and it happens. Look, I understand,
I understand, But what was infuriating me is the people in Sardinia,
the people in Okinawa, they were just living. They were just getting up
Sardinia. You know why it's an island. They didn't bring anything to that
island for many, many, many many years, so they had to be
self sustaining. They had steep hills, they walked, they went up,
they got their water. They all garden their own food. They're eating more
raw, real food. But the gardening is exercise. They're not out running
marathons. They're not out pounding the pavement. They're not doing cross fit that
you're gonna do for three months and then all of a sudden you blow out
a knee and you can't do it anymore, and so now you're fat.
I'm on the couch and watching. They're not binge watching. They're out actually
living because that's what they do. They're not glued to their fucking phone.
You want to lift to be one hundred, stop eating McDonald's, get off
your fat fucking ass, stop binge watching something, and take a goddamn walk.
That's all you need to know. What's gonna hundred till you since stop
beating McDonald's. I don't walk. Part might help, but I fault I
fault nobody. I fault nobody, because look, that food is delicious,
McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, it's amazingly delicious Kentucky Fried Chicken. It
is Taco Bell, Taco Bell, Oh god, it's so good when they
put the Taco Bell, the KFC and the Pizza Hut together, juet all
its yes. So I'm just saying, like, I get it, and
it's convenient, and you've worked all day and your kids are hungry and you
gotta go home and the house is a mess and you don't have time,
and you gotta do that. I get it. But what I'm saying is,
then all of a sudden, we watch the blue Zone thing and now
somebody's like coming out and buying a new pairs. I'm gonna get these running
Snickers and I'm gonna do all this stuff and I'm gonna trick and then we
don't do anything, and because it's short lived, and then we wonder why
it doesn't work. Well. The reason it worked that people in Sardini were
living to one hundred is because they did it every day. And it was
a word that we use a lot, lifestyle, But lifestyle to me,
has become an ugly word. You gotta make it part of your lifestyle.
Who wants to do that? That sounds like it sucks? But you already
know, so live, laugh, love and all these people they were getting
together with family, They did have, you know, elders around. They
were considered wiser. Yes, do we need to treat people who are older.
We don't need to discard them as Yes. Could we all live to
be a hundred? They're not seeing as much to mension yet because our food,
our food isn't that great. You can you can go do all this.
It's a little more boring. So if you want to go out and
drink and smoke and diet, I don't know, somewhere between fifteen and eighty.
Okay, you had a great ride to turn your body, turn your
human suit in tattered and beat up and chewed up from the inside out.
That's fine. But if you want to live to be a hundred, we
already know how to do it. Yeah, we do. If the answers
are right there, get out, take a walk, and don't stress about
things. But we stress in this country when we laugh at the rest of
the world because they take naps in the afternoon, or they don't work as
much as Americans. They live longer because they actually get what's important in life,
and what's important in life and relationships and all that. And I will
tell you, and I have said this to people before, and I don't
know if I think I used to say it a little bit on the break
room, but I think one of the greatest things anybody, anybody can ever
give you is their time. That's it. And if somebody is willing to
spend time with you, just to hang out with you, just to talk
to you, just to listen to you, or converse with you, you
need to really truly appreciate that. And that will make you live a little
bit longer, guarantee it. And but that is a real gift that you're
giving somebody. Because you've only got so much time in the planet, how
much, I don't know. Spend it with the people you love. Spend
it with the people that make you laugh. Spend it with the people that
are gonna you get an energy out of and a charge out of. Be
that person. Be that person. Don't be the cremudgeoned asshole who's pissed off
over whatever all the time and fighting on Facebook and blah blah blah blah blah.
How could you possibly think this. Don't be that person, be this
other person. We know it, but don't let it just be a plaque
on a fucking wall. You put that plaque on the wall, you better
live that way. So did they mentioned like togetherness in this, I mean
you're kind of alluding to that, but like a lot of like these people
are always together, they're always talking, right. Well, there were family
and stuff. And then in Okinawa they had another group where the older people
pull their money together. And somebody had fallen and ended up in the hospital
and they took it from this group. And I forget the word they use
this fun But so this guy with the blue zones, like, but the
seventh day of ventice they shut it down on a Saturday. You do need
rest. You do need to turn your mind off. That's why I have
said, please learn to meditate. That's all you gotta do. Just stop
the thought, concentrate on a humming light, a fan, an air conditioner,
or your breath. But do that for fifteen minutes every day. Do
it at the start of your day. I guarantee you just give your mind
a rest, a complete rest. Yes, you shut it, shut it
down when you sleep, but you really want some deep rest for your body.
That's a great way to get it. But the seventh day of ventice
do that they don't worry about things because they really believe. But I Danny,
I haven't met the person who it's a saying, who let go and
let God. It's nearly impossible. I think positive. Our minds of one
been wired for so long. Sure take care of it, right. But
here's the thing, like, and I would say this, and I was
talking to my mom a lot about this, and I was really fired up.
And my my only fire up thing about this was we already know the
answers to this. But I'm gonna be pissed if I see blue zone diets.
I swore to God, I'm gonna go fucking insane because it feels like
someone's capitalizing on something that's going to be a fad and short lived. And
the people that are living to one hundred, it's not a fad. They
do it every day. They've been doing it every day. It's just part
of it. It's what they do. My grandmother lived in ninety six.
My grandmother had an immaculate house. I don't think dust existed, mold existed,
nothing, the baseboards, everything that was her light exercise every day,
that was her job. That place was absolutely immaculate. I've never seen it.
It was a small house. You didn't feel like it was a small
house because everything was neat and organized and clean. And she did it all
like my mom and will grow it up. Seating, make her bed.
My grandmother did. But that was she saw as her job and that was
enough. Exercise. That's all you really need, right, I mean to
be honest, Yeah, keep moving, that's it. Take a little walk,
give yourself a break. You want to, you want to reduce stress,
Throw on some classical music or whatever music you love. Go outside and
take a walk. Oh yeah, and you will feel a lot better.
Take a twenty minute walk, take a you know what, Go to one
of the beautiful parks we have where we are or wherever you are, and
take a walk in nature and feel even better. But instead we'll go live
left love. Okay, good, But he says it right there. And
that's the part that it was driving me sprinkling your tank will be a sweetie,
and oid I don't mind that, I don't mind, but that that
other ship was driving me crazy. Now they started. So this guy went
to a place in Minneapolis and he started and wanted to see could he recreate
a blue zone. So they tried to make wider sidewalks for people to walk
on and encourage people. They put more stores with more fresh options, raw
options, and healthier options in them, and could they do it? And
so they were gonna do I think a five or ten and your study on
this place might have been ten years. And their goal was to increase the
life expectancy by two years, and they actually raised it three point three years
because people started walking, people started eating a little bit better. They were
staying out of the fast food restaurants. I'm not saying that fast food,
we want to have it once in a while. Great, make it your
everyday diet. Make it your majority of your diet, and there's gonna be
consequences. Keep drinking soda every day, there's gonna be consequences. But if
you want to feel good, drink a lot of water, eat a little
bit less, take a walk like one like my mother's going to me.
That's a great idea. This one group of people, they only ate till
they were eighty percent full. I go, who's got a fucking barometer or
other stomach full? Nobody especially you don't realize, Come on, man,
right, So that's what I'm saying. It's like, it's a wonderful,
it's great concept. But the one thing that I think no one takes away
from this is this was how they lived. They didn't try hard, they
didn't all of a sudden change their diet drastically. They didn't go and do
it. Look I've done a change your diet drastically, and I felt amazing,
truly amazing, lost a lot of weight. Slowly I got back into
living the way we live. You've got to make it a consistent thing all
the time, and it ain't fun. It is not as fun. And
so you want to be Tom Brady and you want it then and you want
to look like that, and you want to have that. Then you've got
to go to bed and sleep for eight hours every day. You gotta shut
it down. You gotta work out constantly, and you gotta eat extremely well.
And I just it was infuriating me because I go, this is going
to be more people just putting fucking plaques up on their wall living this for
this is a blue zone. I've already says labat blue zone. And I
know that I like, I sound like an asshole with my mother, but
I'm like it just it was driving me crazy because we know the answers,
we haven't inherently we know what the right thing is. We know the let
go let God is a great one. But you know what people say to
you, well, you gotta think positively. That's impossible. It is impossible
to think positively. Go outside during December, go no winter, No right,
exactly, no winter. But what you can do is, whatever it
is, give me something that you have trouble thinking positively about. Is there
anything? Oh? Yeah, like no, I that's kind of like a
joke to me by meanack care But that doesn't impact my life. But kind
of like when I hear about like, uh about the government, Biden stuff,
all this stuff they're trying to control us, I get I get really
riled up about this stuff because I believe part of it. Yeah, I
believe that. Yeah, they're they're trying to control as much of our lives
as possible, and we gotta fight back. But I get so freaking worked
up. And then my wife comes all but she's like, why are you
so angry? Yeah, I'm like, because I let it. I let
the YouTube video keep it. You need to almost go and one of that
stuff. Yeah, and take you know, get rid of that stuff.
But sometimes we think about it like a certain thing. I've got an injury
and I can walk, but I like or I have it like I'll give
you an example. I lost sixty pounds at one point and kept it off
for like three years. Yeah, then the pandemic hit. Yeah, and
uh. Then I had a full time girlfriend who later became my fiancee and
wife, and she would cook every night, and I would get a little
bit heavier, a little bit heavier, a little bit, and I wasn't
eating what I thought was more. But eventually and then I had a health
issue which led to medication, which led to me putting on an extra forty
pounds. Okay, and it's been hell trying to get rid of this way.
Okay, but have you made progress? Yes? Okay, so there
you go. I mean, it's a little bit of progressing video. But
in that I would just say to myself, even if you had a setback,
but I'm better than I was, and I'm getting better all the time,
and I'm making progress and I know what to do and slowly start to
feel better. Whatever the issue is, that's that's got you try to go.
I'm not saying you can't go from here to there, but you can
go from here to here, right, you know what I mean. You
can go ten steps forward, right, may not go the four hundred steps
you need, but you can do ten steps today, and maybe you can
do five steps tomorrow and maybe five steps after that and maybe fifteen the day,
and you're closer and closer, and you feel better and better. And
that's all I'm saying is like on the emotional scale, change your thinking a
little bit, and that's gonna be all the difference. Because one of the
things that did come out for a lot of these people was they don't worry
a lot. They don't They just gonna end you know, hey, or
they have family around and they just they have fun. Because there are certain
things in our life like that the government that we can't control. We just
we don't have the control over that. I can't control what Biden's going to
do, But you know what I can control. I can control my attitude
on it, and I can control the fact that, you know, I
don't want to see him president. I don't think Biden's gonna run for president
again. I don't actually rest story today from Nate Silver that like the Democrat's
best option is Biden. Believe it or not, I don't want no,
no, no. I understand because there are most people are going to tell
you that the incumbent is always your best option. But I am telling you
right now that I do not see. This is just my prediction and nothing
to base this on. I think you're gonna see what's his name from call
uh run on the Democratic side, and I think you're gonna see uh Rabbi
what's his name? No fakes? Rama Swamy, Yeah, Rami Swammy.
I think you're I think he's as sharp as attack, very impressive about me.
That look like that scared me a little bit, But he is sharp
as attack. I really like this dude. But I don't I don't think
things here and there that Biden may not make it at the end of the
year. Yeah. I don't think Trump is gonna is gonna be the guy,
and I don't think Biden's gonna be the guy. I really don't.
I think they're gonna find a way that this laptop thing is more serious than
they were now. Yeah, conveniently, now it's going to be more serious.
I think it's gonna be and I think you're gonna see some kind of
deal where he just takes a knee and doesn't run again. That's my prediction.
I have no idea. It's it's one think they all agree with.
They don't want Kamala. All I would say to you is that when it
comes to that stuff, that's nothing you can control. You can't control it
today about you can if you want, if you want to, you can
just say, hey, I want the best for my leaders and my bay.
You go. That would be my thing also in New York State,
to worry about it. But yeah, you' absolutely meaning by the way,
if you if you ever decided to do another podcast, Bill, I have
the perfect name for it, philosophy, because every show you may may you
bring, you bring the philosophy. Wow. And you know I've always written
like I actually have written down all the lessons I've learned from you and Tommy
over the years, and one of them is you want them somewhere, bring
them out. I got to think it on my fault, like if you
want to do something, you will, and if you don't, you'll find
an excuse. That to me is the greatest lesson I've ever learned. I
always said, if you want to, you will, Yeah, if you
want. If you don't, you'll find an excuse. I have believed that
if you wanted to eat your car, if you ground up a little bit
every day and put it on pillar salad or whatever, you could eat your
entire car. If you wanted to climb the biggest mountain in the world,
if you want to, you will, You'll find a way. But I
think that that's all part of the you know that, that's just part of
living. It's part of it. I'm not going to understand, and I
wouldn't want to see you out there, Danny Wood water down the game.
We're gonna use your stories. We're gonna play a new game called philosophy or
bill shit. Yeah, that's another thought I had. Bill shit was it
was another game we used to play, remember, Oh yeah, what the
bills? Though it was about the bill. But I I just have these
deep seated feelings as I've gotten older over that I feel like, honestly,
we live wrong, and we teach our kids wrong, and we do things
that are wrong, and we know the right answer, every one of us
does. We have an inner guidance system. We really do know. But
we either go along sometimes because it's easier. Too. We stay in situations
we don't want to be in longer than we should be there because we don't
have because we don't want to hurt people, We don't want to do this,
We don't do that, and then the next thing, you know,
you're out of time. So if you watch this blue zone thing, realize
there's only so much time. One hundred years is not that long. Wherever
you are on that scale, whether it's twenty five years, in fifty two
years, in forty four years, in whatever it is that, just know
that it's time and it feels like it's infinite and it's gonna go on forever.
You I believe, will, but you won't in this form. And
if you want to live, get out and do some stuff and make it
do exactly what you want. Do you coup with all of these philosophies while
you're popping gummies? No? Sure, yeah I didn't. I didn't gummy.
I vape piss my brother so bad because at one point, where is
that and where was that in? My mother said I don't do those things.
My mother, my brother had a deceivingly steep hill from the firepit to
his front door. My mother said, I'm gonna go to bed, and
she said, do you mind? I said, oh, I'll let me
help you walk up and she goes. She goes, I really appreciate.
She goes, I appreciate that. And in Maine it was really hot and
then it got really cool and nights, so the grass would get very dewey
and slippery. So I'm walking with her and she goes, thank you,
I appreciate you walking there. Go. I don't know how much help on
my mom. As high as a kite and drunk as a scutt go.
I'm pretty high and drunk. The last time my vade pen was at a
golf turn and we came home and I was sitting in my neighbor's driveway for
an hour. Lady way to come out. My wife was, what the
hell are you doing? Yeah? I like THHC Right, that's the ingredient,
but I like it in smaller doses. And I'm finding out like even
five can kind of, depending on the day, get you the wrong way.
But now I'm fine, and they've got like one point five's two's the
micro dosing. It's a nice thing. It takes the edge off a little
bit. It's a good way to relax the barrier to pot entry as much.
I'll tell you what, man, you might live to be one hundred
if you do that. All right, we'll take a moment. I had
a I can relate to the guy on the plane who is headed to Barcelona.
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two thousands. I gets your dancing with a sneak albino stas. I don't
really like this. I didn't think you would, but I was curious to
see you could have hurt it. No, I don't think I ever did.
Let me hear it a little bit more than yeah, bought just going
on with her. Now it's gotten a little quiet, but I'm telling you,
I worry that that young lady is gonna be a as an old man.
I can say young lady, but I feel like she could be a
tragedy. Oh yeah, no doubt. Yeah, Oh she's my age.
Yeah. Oh is she? Oh yeah, she looks good? You so
much. She's in the blue zone today, brown zone. Well I found
good news, and Betty, I found out today that my metabolic age is
fifty nine. Oh shit, bro happened right well, the medication, everything
else. But how did you find this out? I went online. I've
been searching that. No. I did a whole quiz. Fucking do that.
I did a whole It's a quiz, a comprehensive quiz. Then photos.
They said, look, your problems are easily reversible, like your pre
diabetic or stuff. I'm glad you brought this up because there was something that
that did happen in the blue zone. Uh. There was an island in
Greece too, is another place that's a blue zone, of course, and
that it's raining and diet but gained some fashion because people were living to be
a hundred. It's got a lot of fish, it's got a lot of
stuff. In terms of reversing something. There was a guy who came over
to America met a woman married. He was from Greece. I don't know
if he had his own company, but it had kind of a stressful job,
the kids, doing all this stuff. And it's sixty six years old.
He had smoked and drank. He was finding himself short of breath,
and he went to two or three different doctors and they and they all said
you got lung cancer, all of them. So he went back to his
home country to die, but he didn't. He's one hundred and two and
I do believe that disease is disase in your body. Now, I'm not
going to give you some voodoo bullshit that We've heard all kinds of people who've
tried alternative medicines, and usually they don't work. I always think that,
you know something's really bad, go to the man, the Western doctor.
When it went too far for Steve Jobs, and went too far for who
was the comic, oh Andy kau Kaufman, and went too far because they
waited, they tried alternative methods. I'm not saying that. But what this
guy did was he went over and he went back home and he started growing
grapes and just kind of living. And I think that when you're not focused
on the problem, and you're focused on what you're enjoying, so, you
know, instead of focusing on what's not going well, focused on something that
is, because everybody's got something going well in their life. Yeah, you
know what I mean. The Sun's still coming up, like you have nothing
to do with the planet rotating the sun. They're spinning on its axis.
You've got no control over that. So those types of things in your life
if you can the government, let us slide, baby, just let us
slide. But this guy, election season's coming. But this guy started walking
and eating. And he's a short, little fat Greek guy, right,
look at it, but he's one hundred and two. He was diagnosed in
America with lung cancer at sixty six. Now how far it was, they
didn't say it was stage one, two, three, or four, I
don't know, which would have been a curious thing to find out. But
he was still alive and he just went back home. He did stop smoking,
clearly, and he drank some wine, and he grew the grapes,
and he'd farmed and he tilled. Then he did his stuff, and he
walked around and he was among his family and his friends and the people that
he loved. And I just think that all the positivity can really help you
live a better life. Will it help you live a longer life? I
believe it will. I'm not going to stake my life. You know,
something could happen, you turn the corner and I don't know, piano falls
out of a window. But I'll tell you this, the quality of their
life would be a hell of a lot better if you just did that.
And it's easier said than done. And to me, that's the work in
life. It's not working on your career. It's working on you to try
to always find the other end of the stick, the positive end of it,
the positive if you can or head in that direction, the happier thought,
Well, the happier thought. Look, contrast is great, right because
I know what I don't want and I know what I do want, But
I want to keep focusing on what I don't want. I want to focus
on what I do. Focus goes your energy flat, That's what I'm saying.
So for you, if the metabolic age is reversible, what are they
telling you to do? Yeah, just just basically, you know, if
you're fat asses, stop binge watching. I'll do it. I'll do I
don't do a lot of that. I literally I exercise and all that stuff.
It's the issue is I overest their time. I underestimate the calories that
I concerned. I'll tell you this, I underestimate the calories you do binge
watch. You don't binge watch traditionally, but you probably sit on YouTube and
watch all this fucking how much when you go down a government rabbit hole?
Is it an hour, forty five minutes or a couple of hours for bad?
I don't give a shit. That's binge watching. Okay, Pat this
after I've done all my like work and reading and exercise and podcasting and just
sitting on the text line. They said you should give up music and I'll
drop your message. Actually, Vanity Project, I see this. That's the
bad the Vanity Project. On the Vanity Project. I've seen it on Instagram
and things. Yeah, that's you haven't follow us yet. I'm gonna start.
I'm starting to wonder, why, oh shit, I haven't have And
then it's Greg Connor. It's a little sad. I'm sorry, but I
bet you. I bet you. Matt from Victor Christ and Cheap Party has
the T shirt we already got. We're getting the banner. We got our
first show coming up. That's great. When is the first show? Uh,
it's in September, obviously, it's this month. I think I think
it's a week from us. I think it's a week from Saturday. And
okay, that's great. All right, that's good. It's why it's where
is It's gonna be a tap it at Scottsville Road tap it yeah, okay,
yeah, so it's uh got in uh West Henrietta, West Henrietta.
You believe it's about as big as this. What do you know? The
date? The twenty first? I believe it's a Saturday night and then we
got to show Petavia Dice. I think that's a twenty third. Let me
just picture it, like, pull it up real quick. Do you want
to go and sit in the back and be Sta Wall I wouldn't. I
wouldn't mind going to the show. I just know that there is a comedian
coming into town who I really really want to see. Saturday, September sixteenth,
eight o'clock tap at Bar and Grill. So so that's next week.
Yeah, that's a week from Saturday. Said, a week from Saturday.
Oh, all right, come out and see his show. Stop out earlier
Bill Gray's ice pux. You can catch one of my kids turn my games
and we'll all right. I'll send him home with the wife and we'll go
okay, going on. No, it's gonna be a good time. The
sixteenth. Why do I feel like there's some ship going on? There's always
something going on. Oh, it's great. Speaking of things going on,
I went for I went for a run today, Danny, even though it
was ninety one degrees, and I felt I like it. My muscles feel
looser, you know what. Ninety one degrees here. I was just in
Austin last week. It was like chilly compared to like what they go through
in the South, like all summer. I love the way the heat and
the humanity kind of envelope your body. And I'm my muscles feel looser.
So I didn't go far, and I didn't go far because I took a
gamble. What do you think will be to go to the bathroom? I
had to go to No, I didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Well kind of gamble, Kevin, tell me a gamble you've taken and maybe
you've lost shark tank. Yeah, see, I went to fart and I
think all of a sudden, I could go. I went, oh,
god, damn it, not not a lot, just to just so like
it was like a bubble, like like bubble. So I go, I'm
I'm gonna do the heat. You get a bubble in the heat, I'm
gonna the whole neighborhood will smell that. Joe was what is established from it
cleared out. So I went, I decided that was it. I was
just gonna do the two mile and not the whatever I was gonna do.
Four mile? Alright, fuck off, maybe it's a mile and a half.
So I wound up going home, and uh, but then I see
the whole story about the guy on the Delta Airline flight. So I would
see his stuff about this, but I haven't followed up with what's going on
here. So this guy was on a flight. They were I believe they
were supposed to arrive at like eight am in Barcelona, and they were flying
out of Atlanta, and then all of a sudden, this guy has like
his bowels explode, and as he's trying to get too. I don't know,
I don't know if it came on suddenly. I don't know if he
was like going I don't feel all that great, but I really gotta go,
maybe said the night. If you look at the at the stuff on
the plane, the aisle is just covered, it's a river of shit.
So this is this is actual cock and the man love the nah uh.
This is actual cockpit audio. A bile has diary all the way through the
airplane, still wanted to come at He literally had diarrhea all through the airplane.
It's like from the mid aisle up to the front and you see so
like I think somebody from the Yankees was actually on this flight, Like there
was like a Yankee president like Lan Trost or somebody was on this I don't
know exactly, idea I saw a headline Yankee president on crap plane or something
like that sounds about right for the post. A Delta Airlines airbuss eight three
fifty turned around back to Atlanta Friday night because the diarrhea throughout the airplane from
a passenger and it's a biohazard. The FAA flight strip for DL one ninety
four was posted to Reddit. Also a passenger posted here asking why her sun
flight was turning around, and then they put the audio up and then someone
responds to this tweet on x Both my wife and I were on the flight.
It was a mess. The pilots made the right decision to turn around.
The ground crew ripped out the carpet, put in new carpet considering the
circumstances to and crew did a great job along with the tendants and the pilots.
Somebody else writes, my partner was on that flight, and it was
pretty bad. Uh. It was dribbled down the aisle. So I'm going
I mean it must be somebody like it almost sounds like it was leaking down
their leg, not when we think of explosive as anybody had, I mean
where it just looks like your ass sneezed all over the bowl. So I
don't know about that. And I don't know that. I don't know Springsteen
concert, no weight. Yeah, I don't know if other passengers got hit
with this. I mean imagine, you know. And so when I can't,
I feel like just pulling up the carpet. I feel like you gotta
hose it out the little bit you got. You gotta put a little freaking
fabriz in there, because listen to this. My partner was on the flight.
It was pretty bad. It was dribbled down. The aisle smell horrible.
The vanilla scented disinfectant used on it only made it smell like vanilla shit.
After the plane landed, it was thoroughly clean. They didn't leave until
around two thirty am, and I think they arrived five hours later in Barcelona,
like at eight o'clock in the morning the next day. But I think
get back the same plane. I believe I'm a different planet think they did
because there's only so many of those that are gonna fly international, and this
was the flight that was scheduled. That's why they're saying they ripped up the
carpet, they disinfected everything. What are you gonna do? Let the guy
back on the flight. Look, I don't know, no one knows the
whereabouts of this person. I go, how does this as what happened?
Could this guy have some kind of I don't know what die particulate its made?
Well, it could be that first started overflowing or first And you're gumming
because it doesn't sound like it was explosive where he's like shooting out a beep.
You know what I mean, I'll six through eight, you know,
I mean, could you imagine like if you're sitting there and all of a
sudden, yeah, you know, you walk by and go, wow,
it's like you have freckles on your face because it's just spraying out. You
know, it's just shit. That's what I'm That's what I'm picturing in my
mind. But I think it just dribbled down and in some really heavy areas
of this where the guy probably got held up as he's trying to go through
there, people laid down, not people, the flight attendants laid down towels
to try to absorb it up. Yeah, and what do you say,
Like you want to yell at the guy, but he's got does he have
a medical issue? You start to feel bad for yourself. Well, of
course, like recycled, you do. And the other thing is if you
have kids, Yeah, you've changed a lot of diapers and explosive diarrhea up
the back. I mean, it's different what it's you. It's defferent what
it's your kids. It is when it's somebody else and you don't know what's
in the man. Yeah, so I don't know what happened to this guy.
I can't imagine being on that flight he United flight over I would be
absolutely texting you assholes, video be going. I'd want to interview the guy.
I want to interview the guy to go. Has this ever happened before?
What's happening to you? What would you like to say to your fellow
passengers? Imagine this. You've got people waiting on the other side of the
world, here on the other side of the ocean, waiting for you to
arrive. And this guy, literally guy's probably still standing there with a sign
at the limo with the limo drivers just sitting there with where is this dude?
Where shitty tim just shipping his brains eyes just unbelievable. Were the Schlitz
or what's the worst thing you've ever seen? Some cra his pants on the
monorail at Disney World? Really, yeah he did, but he was a
little kid. Yeah, he was like four. Oh. He had like
he eight like handfuls of Andy's candies over at Red Lobster before we got over
there. Yeah, it was bad and somebody had a Handas as shit happens
in Florida, might just go see dad. She's like eight years old.
My father like he's trying not to laugh, but he's like, yeah,
you're right, But what was a question. I'm sorry if we ever had
any like experienced anything like this, witness somebody having something like this happen,
or anything bad happened like that, because I was in and I don't think
so. I was in a barn Westchester once, okay, like we stopped
to grab food, we were shopping, my kids were up with my parents.
We went down to this mome Danberry maybe it was Danburry Southside Johnny playing
that night. No, so, I don't know what I had eaten the
day before, but my stomach was bad and I had bad gas. I
mean not even like this was noxious, and it was. It was fucking
potent, and it was no there was no there was no stopping it.
You couldn't hold it in and it was just coming out. And We're in
this crowded like sports bar getting drinks and it's just sliding out of me,
and I'm trying to make it look like it's not me. There's three Gabronis
behind me and they and I know like these they were talking about the Opie
and Anthony show, and I wanted to join the conversation because I know Opie
and I was afraid to turn around and one of them goes this motherfucker thoughts
again. I swear to God, I'm gonna put his head right to a
bar. And I'm like looking around. I want to scream, it's on
me. And I'm just standing there and my wife was She's look at me.
I don't want to do I don't know. I couldn't stop. It
was the worst. And it wasn't even like a normal smelling farce. I
have no idea. That's a great question. I have no idea. It
was so bad, a little sulfur awful, you know. I mean it
had that same situation at my bachelor party, but you just I was like
a fucking close. It was like, yeah, I cleared a corner of
the strip club. I blamed it on I blamed it on a cinnamon.
Did you get a laugh dance? I did not? God, remember,
yeah, I could get her to really eat that. But I was like,
I was the worst. Like so I felt bad for this guy,
but I like, in that moment, I probably should have just left,
but I was trapped and I'm there and I'm in there, and I'll never
forget that guy. Go. I would have God, I'm gonna beat this
this guy's ass, and they knew it was me because it was like and
it was just fucking potent. It just I mean, if the air could
have turned purple or green, it would have service. He said that,
did you immediately let another little proof go? That's what I would have done.
I went, I had no control, so it was coming either way.
It was just like it was noxious. And it was one of those
ones where they were silent and but they were hot when they silent but deadly.
But it was heat on these carbon monoxides, said, heat on them.
I couldn't you. Have you ever seen the Dre the Giant documentary on
HBO. It's fabulous, It's fantastic, right, and they talked about how
how hard it was for Andrey just to live because of his size, and
they would fly like Vince McMahon took the w W out in the northeast and
made it global. Well, part of that was going overseas to Russell wellandre
the Giant had to have like his own like three seat seated seat. But
he couldn't just go in the bathroom and they couldn't chart the planes, so
they would pull the curtain back so he could do his business in a bucket.
Then a flight attendant would have to take the and dump it out,
and they and like Andre would like crap his pants a lot. Sometimes he
would do it on purpose, like fart whatever, right, and he would
get in the launch position, as they called it. Everybody knew it was
coming. And they actually spent like two minutes describing Andre's farts. Hulk Hogan,
Rick Flair, Fitz mcmahner talking and uh and me and Gene were talking
about his farting power and capacity. How the pilots of the player like,
oh, come on, dad, this is ridiculous. You gotta you gotta
watch it. It's yeah, yeah, and they would they wouldn't talk about
howls. When he's overseas. He you know, you're in Japan. There
were much smaller, right, you couldn't go to He couldn't sit on a
toilet, so he was going in the towel. He got in the tub
and then just or he'd have to lay out papers and just shit on papers.
Like. He had a handler named Timmy White alright, who was recently
passed away. And Rick Flair goes, I can't believe Timmy White still alive
now. He's passed away since then. But because Andre just lived this this
larger than life life, both figuratively and literally. But they spent like three
four minutes talking about his bowl. But I'm gonna throw up. Did you
ever have a shirt situation at work? No? I had once I had
to have new pens and on the pens delivered work one day, I thought
it was just that you throw them out right in the bathroom work. Yeah.
How was it Bill's camp as a Bill's intern, you guys, or
that wasn't you guys, but it was Weeze's show, right, And Joe
T and Tommy got into an argument because Joe T couldn't stop farting. Tommy
got pissed off that I'm like angry, Yeah, Joe had, Yeah,
but Joe was vile and Joe, but Joe get out of here brow because
you guys were in that little like that little house and then they moved to
the tent afterward or whatever. But it was like Joe was Joe had I
don't know if it was diverticulitis or some kind of intestinal issue. Joe,
Joe could clear CMF warm and one Joe couldn't. Joe was like Joe had
to pull over on the one of four bridge. Any ship on the get
out of here, you can fall over. Didn't he didn't hang his hand
us off and ship into the bay. He's ship on the bridge. Okay,
you imagine, I could you imagine if you're kayaking and all the What
is it there? A story? Right? What's it there? A story
about some big ass bird? What is it there? A story about Weeze
and Joe T were in Florida. Tommy got so they went down to Florida.
At Joe T's like, I gotta go number two. He didn't say
like that. He goes in the ocean and goes on. Tommy, you
gotta try this man. It's just it's like you don't even need paper.
Yes, cleaned you right up? Joe. I hope he's doing well.
I'm a big fan of jo. I'm trying to find Joe T as a
mystery guest. We'll see it's not a mystery. Anybody knows Joe Till we'll
take a moment when we come back. We got an opportunity for you to
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okay, I think he's out for the next hyper extension a couple of
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love that version of the song. And that's just one of my favorite songs
by Jimmy Buffer. Maybe tomorrow I will bump with some other stuff. He
a part owner of the Dolphins. I believe he might have been part of
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Ross does, but I think the other like minority owners include people like Slorious
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probably jimm Buffett. I think land Shark. Yeah so, and that's his
beers. I wonder if they're gonna wear a patch for honoring Jimmy, but
I doubt it. But yeah, I wonder if though at the opening at
their home opener, if they pay some tribute. I have no idea,
but I was a fan of the man. All right, speaking of football,
now that it's I mean god, it's here right. We got our
first game. The Bills will play Monday night. Uh. Here are a
couple of things that we're doing on Billified. We have a it's just a
pick him right, straight up, pick him straight up every week. You
enter it in. It's electronically tabulated. It's via Yahoo. And how do
how do you get to it? Uh, there's a link in Facebook.
I've tagged you. I've tagged Matt for bTB. You can click right of
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three six one six three six one six years zip or something. No,
it's just whatever age. Oh, it made it up. I made it
up. And then the password is all overcase one word Bill Moran. Okay,
I'll try to uh, I'll try to put that out as many places
as possible that people can be able to find that. So we have people
already in there. People there, Okay, So people are and again at
the end of the season. So we're going all seventeen regular season games.
Whoever has the best pick record at the end. Uh we'll get a two
hundred dollars gift card to bTB and free oil changes at Victor. Is it
three months where the oil changes? I think he said three? Yeah,
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month. Should go nowadays, you'd probably go five thousand miles and it'll still
be fine. Uh So, what are some of the teams in there?
Very first one barrier to entry, Rumpelments is in there, okay, zack
Off zak Off Free Pizza still Team six, the Water Street and mud Flaps
okay, Gennessee, Gambler's Packers Nation, Okay, Park, the Patriots.
I that's I'd probably Greg Karen the Bills fans in all right, can't can't
have without Karen. Karen. Karen my brother's referred to his wife as a
Karen. She was we were walking up and she said, you know,
we were brother always says that I'm a Karen. I don't want to be
a Karen. That's like, why would he do that? That's horrible.
Uh. Now Monday Night will be live at bTB. You can join us
as the Bills head to New York City to take on the Jets for the
season opener. It's a big game eleven September eleventh in New York City at
Madlife Stadium. With all the hype coming in from Aaron Rodgers, I gotta
jump on Saturday. I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to be watch.
I'm gonna have the big watch. I just still don't get all the hype.
It's the Jets and the Bills are favored by two and a half,
which if it's the home game, they're favored by five and a half.
Yeah that's I don't And yeah who and the pick I'm I went through and
submitted my pick today. Yeah who overwhelming was favoring the Bills to win this
game. Nervous day, I Danny, I'm not nervous about this game.
I think this game will be very telling for both teams. I really,
I really do. Okay, but that is not helping me. I don't.
I don't think I think the Jets are gonna win this game. You
think they are, Yeah, I don't think it's gonna like necessarily. I
mean, I don't think. I think it'll be close. But I think
the Jets are gonna win. And here's the thing that drives me nuts.
Have you found anybody, anybody in Western New York reports on the Bills to
not pick the Bills to win the Super Bowl again this year? I haven't
even looked at anybody. I mean it's I haven't looked. I mean,
I don't know anybody who has. And I think there's this prevailing fear has
picked them to win. In other words, everybody's picking the Bills to win
because they think they're afraid of the backlash that if they don't want to pick
the Bills, well you're a hater. They don't want to deal with it.
Or two, if they don't pick the Bills to win and they win
it all this year, you didn't believe a hole. And I think Bill's
I think every fan base is so damned sensitive lately that you can't you can't
even objectively criticize a team anymore. Even though Greg and I do it on
this show routinely because it's fair and it's true. But I mean, everybody's
like, you're going with the chalk. I got the Chiefs beating the Niners
in the Super Bowl because until you can dethrone Patrick Ohomes and Andy Reid,
ye, all bets are off, like wh who's better right now? Who
who's fff and better right now than those guys? I don't know. You
can make an argument that Joe Burrow and the Bengals might be because they've they've
beaten them once and they could have beaten them last year like that ref through
that with the injury to Kelsey, maybe the Bills are better. They could
beat the Bills did beat Kansas City last year, saying so, y'all remember
the Bills were four and three against playoff teams last year. Yeah, And
if you really helped, if somebody held a gun to your head and said,
do you think they would have beaten the Bengals in that Monday night game
that Damorrow went down, I don't think so. Cincinnati was steamrolling them.
They owned them. So did they really improve that much? Some people say
yes, I think they've gotten more depth, But you're asking a bunch of
guys who are a year older all to come back and perform at the same
level they were before they got hurt. That's a that's a big ask.
Well see, I mean, look, I'm not afraid to say that because
this team, and I hope I'm wrong. It's exciting. It's an exciting
it's exciting. All this stuff around the NFL is exciting. It has become
probably the biggest sport in North America. I would say the NFL is now
worth more than all the soccer leagues in England. Combining that I'm combined and
these soccer teams are amazing. Yeah, yeah, uh. That was the
funny thing is like listening to h Jeff Park talk about playing soccer in Europe.
He said, it's a different game like it they play it so much
that like we're great athletes and we're in great condition and we can do all
these things. But the finesse they have with the ball and all that.
He said, it's a different level. It's amazing, and that we just
don't have it here in the United States that way. And it's funny because
you know, as he said, his parents, he goes, they watched
me for twenty five years I don't think they could tell me what off sides
is, and they couldn't tell me what position I played, right, you
know what I'm saying. But we know football, Yeah, so I mean
it was it was. Yeah, if somebody kicks the ball and you're running
down, you get ahead of the ball over the field then and it you're
not a team on defense if you're just if if you're ahead of the person.
So if you're ahead of the ball and head of the person on defense,
so it's just you and the goalie, you're off sides. Yeah,
silly rule. Yeah, but it's soccer. Yeah, but I mean,
hey, look, it is a global sport where football is not. And
uh, I mean they're trying to make it that, but either way,
it's our sports. It's our sport and we love it. And America rules.
Yeah, And this is like the most gambled sport sure in America by
leaps in about it's the number one. It's the biggest taken the Chiefs in
the forty nine ers to go to the Super Bowl. Yeah, I mean,
find me a better, find me a better pair of teams right now
in the NFL in each conference, find me better. Yeah, the Chiefs
have some young wide receivers, so the f what they've gotten by before.
I mean it's like this team's gone to the AFC Championship Game how many years
in a row, and they've gone to the Super Bowl how many times?
And they've wanted how many times? I mean, at some point you have
to acknowledge yea, they're pretty freaking good. You have to until you come
back again. Here's the problem with the Eagles. Their schedule. Their schedule
was a lot easier last year than it is this year. They also lost
their offensive and defensive coordinators. Sirianni gave up the play calling abilities to Shane
Steiken last year and they went to the you know, they end up going
to the Super Bowl. He's gonna have to take that back. Ruined.
Belichick lost his offensive a defensive coordinator like an OH five. You know this
when when what's his name? Charlie Weis and Romeo Cornell both left, and
it lots of a couple of free agents and they had to reset the target.
They didn't win another Super Bowl for them for another ten years, but
they still but you like things happen, you know, Puck the Patriots,
I think Andy Andy Reid has found the way with Patrick Mahomes to become virtually
unstoppable. And by the way, they also have the luxury of Okay,
now that we've won the Super Bowl again, we could take the gas off
a little bit, command really hit it hard. What if the commander's surprise
everybody? That would be a surprise because they're on the closet. I think
that Ron River's gonna be the first head coach getting fired this year, all
right, So new ownership group, I think that that's I think should we
do some prop bets tomorrow in the NFL. I think that'd be great pick
up just five first coach to be fired will be one of the prop bets,
and we'll come up with others. We'll do that first team team of
the first round draft with a first overall pick at the end of the at
the end of the season, like who's gonna be on the clock? That
should get another one, alright, who's winning the Super Bowl obviously got to
do that. Who's winning the FC East? I think that's our division,
right because you're a Patriots fan, Kevin, you know. And then what
else could we like we could do m VP, We could do a bunch
of them. Yeah, well I just let's just do five. I don't
get too deep into anything, but I like those. I'll un come back
Player of the Year. Yeah tomorrow, Hamlet, he's got to come back.
He has to. He did what Jesus did. Yeah, he came
back to come back and beat the freaking Bengels. Dead guy walks in the
locker room at halftime goes, hey, guys, I'm alive. Could you
go out and show some life if I could come back from the dead?
So can you? All right? I get so much crap for that,
Yes you should. Will for Dan the passionate Bills fan, for Kevin's very
objective for Kevin, who's gonna be uh excited that will be in his neck
in the woods Monday night and b TV. Yeah, Bill Moran, we'll
see you tomorrow. Gonna do the letter to you and me to stop me
by a dad and the moment to stay