Welcome back A and deVie It's Junior Adventures and friends to another edition of Quest
for Competence. I'm your DM and host MK Gibson. Those who count higher
than five realize we are down one trend Carrent to day. It sucks.
Teresa Glover has been training massively for a Coppa wear A competition in Brazil.
We wish her all the best of luck and we know that she's going to
bring home the gold, only the straw. Starting off, I believe we
have Judy Black. Judy, how are you doing? Hi? I am
here and surviving in twenty twenty four. I'm Judy Black. I play's a
nicolemanon in today's adventure. I am a writer of primarily dungeons and dragons modules.
My latest one, Voodoo Children, is set in the universe of Club
of the Monster Hunter, where you can go and hunt some monsters down in
Tennessee. Hey MESSI nice. Next up, I believe we have the one
and only ri Car. Why yes, I am the one, the only,
the r Car and I play the militant vegan druid Hilda Swington when I
am not holding on to a meditato for dear life to avoid eating my party
mates. I am the author of urban fantasy, science fiction, and horror
comedy. And for those who are clocking, the fifty ninth and sixtieth edition
of the Shingles series are out and you can see the epic conclusion of the
Girl saga. Yes, the Final Girl Part one and two are available wherever
not fine books are sold, which means Amazon. Mister Rick, are you
feeling? But my name is Rick Qultery and I play moog face Eater.
No, I am not doing the voice tonight because I am sick and I
think doing that voice would kill me, so uh deal. In terms of
the thing. In terms of other stuff, I write lots of books.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only Rick Quilterer out there who's writing. If you
find another Rick ult Heer who's writing books, I say, fuck that guy,
fuck his family and then dig up his dead grandma and fuck her to
what if his grandma's alive killer, back up necrophilia, rebury her. I
think that's the order operation. Y'all need a snicker? Seriously, seems awfully
messy to me, But I am I'm cold. I'm misty Massey. I'm
the author of the Madchestral series of pirate fantasy Adventures, and tonight I'm going
to be playing, and we're Crow the slick and debonair thief extraordinaire, although
he really hasn't had a chance to show off as thiefiness. But you know
what, he's ready. He's ready to steal you right out of your pants
anytime you're standing still long enough. So well, fan fast. As I
said at the top, I'm a MK Gibson, author of The Villains,
Villains Rules Series, Techno Answer Series, and a few others. But we're
not here for that. We're here to pick up where we left off.
Our intrepid adventurer of ne'er do wells and malcontents traversed down into the nothingness that
was this amazingly complex, weird dungeon of totally original, totally no one's ever
seen this kind of dungeon before that. It contained ghosts and power pellets and
things chasing them around for the sake of the benefit of the audience, And
after much feedback, I removed all the blocking lights. Now everybody can see
the map except for the middle part that's not for you to see yet.
Uh. You guys had a great time running around, helping each other out,
sometimes fucking the other person over a little bit, or maybe just apathy.
Apathy has been the enemy of several people, to include Misty. Uh,
I don't know what you're talking about. The human will get what the
human deserves. Now it is. We left off at the top of the
order at on Weir's turn. However, however, uh, there is a
scream from the northwest section as so spectral forces grab Trinkkaren. Oh my god,
and she is pooled down into the darkness and away, leaving only a
trail of petuli and sandal wood behind her. Where did she go? I
don't know, but you came to a Capua tournament. Oh well, that's
the player now, the character, you know. And I just got to
report in. She did very well. She did a flipping handstand like Eddie
Gorder from Tech and it just took out her first opponent, mad props.
I knew she's working on move, So congratulations, all right, top of
the order on were crow you are standing there. I don't remember why this
one minut Taur was slightly off kilter, but you know what, Uh,
you've got two in your face and it's the top of your turn, because
it's been a few weeks and I don't remember. I'm sure one of the
fans will lead us in, but fuck it anyway, it was doing.
That's the answer to everything that is true. Man, I love that movie,
only this draw. All right, it is your turn. Is there
anything you'd like to do besides not get punched in the face by ghost minotaurs.
I would definitely not like to get punched in the face, not like
to not get punched. I can't do it anyway, can I can?
I please don't hurt me? Please do What would you like to do?
I'm I'm stabbing the pink one, the top one of the bottom line I
would stabbing with Maybe the rapier's m is abandoned. Oh good name, I'll
allow. Yeah, it is now a good sword name. I'm gonna break
that down and add that to the little lord. Look, look, I
take note. I take note. Well one of us has to the rest
of us. Just make I sure have not a natural twenty Yeah, yes,
no, that's that's an earlier. Oh no, that's not eleven.
That's I mean, you horribly take it sadly. It's a few points off
from the armor class. Uh it's a ghost and your sword just went right
through it. You hit only sheet uh, and you made no real connection.
So I do feel bad. Now you have an offhand strike as a
rogue with your with your dagger if you'd like, or you get as a
rogue. You could also use your bonus action to disengage and run like l
No, you could disengage and it can't hit you and run like hell.
Then run mm hmm, use the rogue ability that so far only Claudia has
ever used in the history of authors and dragons. All right, where I
would you like to run to? You've got a thirty feet up movement?
Go go on with fantastic all right. So that is your action at your
bonus action and your movement. So that is the end of your turn.
Moog, poor sick moog. He's got a case of the dungeon crud and
it sucks for him. Uh. It looks like there's a ghost right next
to me trying to find Yes, there is. It's a blue ghost and
he's actually trying to run away from you. Well that's good for me,
okay, terror you in finish the thing I do? Is I keus blooming
blaze on it. Okay, so it'll take eight thunder damage. Don't you
have to hit it first? Uh, I'm pretty sure. Let's see here,
baby bleed because you're casting on the weapon and the weapon and as an
attack. All right, so first attack probably misses, but the second attack
hits, oh without a doubt. So yes, uh, no need,
no need to even roll damage. We also don't forget while that you have
this power on, you have advantage on everything. Oh so that's two hits
then, yes, Now this is the end of your second round. Once
this round is over for you, Rick, your power pellant evaporates. Okay,
so well that's still twenty eight damage. Oh. All that happens is
the sheet drops. There's a set of glowing eyes that kind of goes back
and forth a little bit and disappears into the maze somewhere. And as the
ghost is gone, Google head over here, walka waka to this chest,
which I haven't taken from. Okay, I don't understand this joke that you're
doing. I don't get this. This is a totally original dungeon speaking.
Oh, fair enough, Okay, that's mucus. I think that's an ancient
orchid greeting walk a walka or we can tell a joke. Yeah, no,
no, no, that's that's what bears do. Orcs go walka walka
as a greeting. I thought's how they shake dicks waka waka, and that's
that's polite greeting. Or no, that's oh, my mistake, because I
knew they just said something when they shook penises. Look stop or explaining to
the actual half orc. Okay, and a trap door opens underneath Hilda.
Oh she spikes in death. Oh my god, it's it's a pile of
meat. Actually, that's the funny thing. Where did I put it?
I know I had it somewhere here on the map. I'll where them col
one second, I did something here held like a pile of meat. I
did. Hang on there it is after that right there, bam, Can
y'all see that on the map, there's a cow. Unfortunately. Yeah,
so no, you get a dead cow for explaining I had just saved just
for you. I shall get revenge. Oh goodness, an actual cow,
like a poor, innocent, helpless cow. Oh like as if the spirit
of a cow was a ghost spirit had turned it into something else, and
the moment upon its death and release, the actual cow dropped plopped to the
ground that was killed by mood, my rage against the killing of an animal,
my lust for the fighter. What will win the dex stirty saving throw?
You need to make sure of the cow blood does just passed splash on
you because it's right next to you. So a cow just dropped from the
air heavy couple, like two thousand pounds of cow just went splosh. So
give me a dix stirty saving throw. How much cow blood hits you,
don't you? Yeah, a little bit. No, I had to set
up like weeks ago just in case. Not great. Yes, I would
say from the from okay, three splatters across your face and the rest is
from like the like the thighs down cow blood. So it looks like I've
just gotten my period in the dungeon, is what you're saying. Uh?
You know, uh, if Hilda is of an age where the menopause has
not stopped, then yes, yes, I didn't realize I had to explain
that in a game. But Hilda is of an age where menopause has not
quite it the fans like real life. I think he said, you're old,
Rachel. No, I said, I don't know how old day off
to the what's you tonight? Don't get upset, don't read your blood pressure.
Oh my gosh, I'm so going to find a way to get back
at your rick. Well it's not it's actually gig. How do you want
to get back a rick? Uh? Well, Mademoiselle Canci ascended to have
his, and so she should be gone. So yeah, that's a very
good call by by Crunchy. I will just I'll put I'll put Crunchy in
this room for the moment, just to get him. I don't want to
delete her because I don't know if she's probably on another map somewhere. So
yeah, she'll she'll be back. Don't you worry about Mademoiselle Crunchy in the
matter? M Yeah, that's why she gave you two middle fingers and you
now you gave her a You gave her a pellet last time. Now I
think you ate one as well at the end of on your last room.
So you have you have two rounds of superpower, double your speed, doublet
uh at advantage on everything, double mint gum. Okay, puh, well
I came from this way originally. Well, but I have meat shields with
me here, so I'm not going to run away from the meat shields.
Uh, what is going on? Do you? Why is ze cow?
I'm not exactly sure. It just appeared after the ghost with horns died,
so I guessing it was a cow ghost. Okay, dead cows are just
a thing. Huh. My note saved me right. I was just following
the wall, so I'm going to just keep doing. I'll let you make
a cow into a zombie cow. Mmmm. That is a very good idea.
Okay, zumbye. Cow could walk and find any traps. Since the
cow is already dead and was trying to kill us, I absolved myself.
As long as no one tries to eat it, I will not I will
animate the zombie. I will that spelled? Take the minute. Yeah,
I don't know if I want to spend ten rounds sitting there because I'm feeling
pretty juicy. Gigi has found the center of the web. Yeah you moved
sixty feet callow here, fantastic big your way. You can't see anything inside
of there? Is it? And you can't see it? The Yeah?
Is it locked? Can I touch it? Can I tell? Yes?
It is a door? It is? It is very very very locked.
M Well, that's not my alia as here's a door, but here's that
lock. If someone who is good with the fingels could come here, please,
if only I ever had a chance to be def like in this world.
All right, that's it, that's all I got, all right,
I don't have a way to unlock a door. All right. Well,
that is the end of your turn. It's the others turns. Okay,
So christ the rails, all right, you called out and they're not dumb,
and they here to do something sixty to get there. This guy is
going to be right behind him. I don't know. I still don't know
why he's standing. It's caddy wom. This guy's gonna use the cheats.
He's gonna get one two off that side, and he's stuck. That's the
end of his movement. That is the end of all the bad guys movements.
So, Gigi, you got two. You've got two ghosts closing in
on you. And now it is Trin Carrent Trink Karen is ooh flip back
kick, oh, upside down tail whip like whipped the head around and the
smack fantastic all right, top of the order. What about me? Do
I get a turn? I guess, so just just just sucked down your
gartol bamb cabmed out. I think it's just going to fuck some ship up.
Okay, Oh don't you remember you had a turn? Did you did
the dementia kick in? You had a turn? You wept over a cow
and then just pete a little anyway, Yes, it's your turn. All
right, Uh move, there's crap to kill and I am going to cast
Let's see. I'm still buffed, aren't I? Oh yeah, yeah,
yeah, you could double speed? Yeah, because you you had one after
move did so this would be your second at the end of your second round.
So yes, But there are many balls and many chests, so feel
free chew on them balls. Yes, I chomped those balls, so I
have to go hunting for some new balls. Yeah, new bull tes mean
it is I think a little bit of moonbeam action right through that drops from
the ceiling, so I'm hitting it off. Okay, Okay, that's fair.
Third level on pinky? Okay? Is it on one center or is
it gonna hit multiple? What's the size? It is actually a oh it's
a five foot cylinder. So if I drop it between them, can I
hit both? I will? I'll just for the sake of expediency, I'll
say, you put it on that intersection right between them. Yeah, yeah,
for the for the s and g's of It's sure, why not?
What is it? Is a dexterity saving thrower? Is it constitution saving?
Constitution? Save DC fourteen? All right, we'll start with Pinky Fails,
get Rid and Erector fourteen. Radiant to each of them. Not a problem.
That would be my turn other than calling out, hey, the fights
up here. Okay, they are both ghostly wounded, and I think if
I did this correctly last no not fuck it? Uh you went, move
went. So now we're back at the top. Drink Karen, it's on
weird time. Trink Karen is off? Ye, yes, okay, did
I hear Jiji call out? Oh yeah, Well, actually this place is
kind of weird. Give me perception check because I established at the end of
the last game like a month ago. So yeah, uh, this place
has got very weird acoustics. So roll me a good perception check and we'll
decide to how well you know, oh boy sixteen, that's pretty good.
Yeah, you know the general direction where it came from. Okay, I
am running in her direction. Fantastic. You can uh double move if you
want. I mean, you've got your yep. There you go, yep,
and she's squared. You see you see Hilda, Gigi and two minutaurs.
You're up here, oh ship hi. You can use your bonus action
to move more and then I still get an attack if you wanted to.
Are you trying to cast on? Hell? Who's measure? I am just
measuring how long my line is. Don't worry about it. Okay, that's
fine, don't worry about it. It's kind of my job. But okay,
not until it's my turn. I'm so happy to be behind her,
that's all. Thirteen just misses. Okay, what about that time? Sorry,
and I did their turn out of turn? Now I got the turn
order up properly. It is the other people's turn, so when I understand.
But but now that i'm now that I've put the turn, you're back
in correct turn. I can actually see. Yeah, I watch, just
the time to watch me get annihilated. All right, So the Pink one's
going to advance on Gigi in So the Ink One's gonna start with two two
melee attacks, two spectral great actions are coming at your face let me actually
update what my health is not my fan, I think it does it eleven
hits you? Does it eleven miss you? No? Not the faith it
misses. Oh it hits you? Oh okay, cool, I assume that
twenty dont no, it does not hit me. Uh yeah, okay,
that is twenty four damage to a Weir's beautiful face. Oh god, al
if you want, I'll take the I'll take the damage off from your character
here. I can forget that. They basically just beat you with the ugly
stick. There you go. You're gonna cool like rogue. Yeah, yeah,
exactly. All right, now, Gigi, you know you might have
just heard, well actually you just saw what happened on Weird. Yeah no,
and I've had it happened to me a couple times. Well, now
a big pink bull minotaur cohost is going to It's not the same thing,
at least the weapons pink and fluffy, but it's still gonna hurt you.
Here comes two great actions at your face. Eleven No fourteen shield No,
oh okay, casting shield is a reaction, smart play, smart play,
all right now. Sixteen See and the other guy over here, he got
a running start, so he's his first thing, he's going to get a
gore attack on Hilda, hitting Hilda from behind. All that hits for thirteen
piercing to your back don Hilda, rude, rude, but move thought he'll
did like to have her backside pierced only by fair enough. Well the well
then you don't like the fact that Clyde Geiston dar you got pierced by move.
Okay, so part of it's move it moved to hit you. Now
it gets one free swing eleven. I think that's going to miss you.
That does miss Okay, So that is the end of their turn. Uh.
You do hear a banging sound from inside like one of the one of
the ghosts things is kind of starting to reform. You can hear like the
sec this weird spectral sound. So one of the other ghosts might come back.
We'll find out. Uh. Now that is the end of their turn.
Gig, you had to cast another spell, and I'm sorry for that,
but I know I've had to cast so many spells that fight. I'm
so mad. How coy hack all right, I'm I am going to cast
scorching ray Okay at one in front of me? Is that with disadvantage?
Because it's a range attack, and it's you're in melee combat because I am
in melee now. Because if you have the ballpower still going on at dead,
it's advantage and disadvantage with a straight role. Rogs are good at dodging
things, so you know what, nevermind, I'm just gonna do agonizing agonizers
scorcher uh thirty A straight line, just a straight line. I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, Missy. I'm so sorry, Missy, but I'm so
sorry. I like how you're apologizing and Rachel's rubbing around. It's like,
good good, I'm sorry they were cold. Use the embrace, you'll dexterity
saving the row for for pink, pink blue and on weird pink blue and
purple coming at let's see this. You know I could have got that door
opened for you. I have a push and I would revive you. But
are supposed to be good at this sort of thing, yay, we being
all right, dex saves, you're supposed to be very nimbyle all right,
did you click the button there? Uh? Do I get a dex save?
Yes, holding out the old hand and a straight old line of fire,
all right, not quite a ring of fire. Well, pink one
makes it, the second one fails it. I assume it's half damage.
Yes, and also makes the half damage. So mister, you take eight
depending because if you have the uncanny dog. Oh yeah, that's true.
I do twenty one total fire damage. So if you have uncanny dodge,
you can take less damage. Do you take four? Question? Mark?
Uh? If you? I think they can. If they if they make
the saving throw, they can say they just take none. Yeah, they
can take make take none at all. They make the saving throw. Yeah,
so you're fine. You're fine, But so pink one, So we're
gonna call that, uh, what's half twenty one? Eleven? I'll call
it eleven on the Pink one, okay, eleven twenty one and none for
on Weird. Yeah they are good. Yeah, I mean you know,
I Gigi has sometimes the brain, all right, has the extra brains that
don't belong to her, right, and that is fantastic Moog? All right,
well, Moog will choud down on a juicy ball. Fantastic, that's
your action. You still have a bonus action and a move. Moog will
use his action surge. Oh okay, give him an action back, which
will then allow him to doesn't he get an advanced Oh, he gets advantage
and advantage. There's no extra advantage. He just gets regular advantage. No
double advantage to get it because I'm on the other side. All right,
So does the sixteen hit him? Yes? Six, they both hit,
so for nineteen total or be eighteen total? Oh eight plus fourth thunder?
So what's that? Twenty two? Sounds like it? All right, Well
it's it you. You took a big chunk out of Clyde geistitar, spectral
actoplasm, fly a little bit of cow blood. So all right, good
mood, Hilda, you're up. Oh, I'm up. Yes, it
was beef and orc sandwich. Because now that I have the we have the
order corrected. Yes, the order is correct now, alrighty, Then what
do I need to roll to keep concentration on my spell after? Okay,
how much damage did you take? I took third team half of that.
But it's always basement of tensking the constitution saving throw of ten or better,
constitution saving through of ten or better gotcha over eleven? So moonbeam is coming
down again? Yeah, because blue blue beam out of the way. Oh
you're moving it. I'm just shifted shifting it's to make sure it still hits
pink. Unless you say it still hits Pinky because where it is then I
don't. Oh yeah, no, it still hits Pinky where it's at.
I'm fine with that Inky paved away. Then let me just roll the dumble.
It was chress Leville. That would be eighteen radiant with a DC of
fourteen on a constitution save nice, all right, constitution save nine failure sixty
for eighteen of radiant damage. Suck it great more moonbeam power comes down and
silvery spectral light. And it does not. It does not go well with
Pinky's outfit. Pinky is quite upset. It will do everything it can to
take its aggression out on Gigi on its turn top the order he oh sorry,
I have one other thing. I would like to chug my other healing
potion. Chug away, chug a chug. How much does it heal?
You can roll that big, I think in the roll twenty if you bring
up the healing potion, or if you just tell me what kind of healing
potion? Is it? A potion of healing? Greater? All right?
So that's what uh? Two D four plus four four plus plus four pull
it up. Two D four so four plus eight. So yep said two
D four plus eight, so that would be twelve. Nice. I think
I don't remember. I'm taking it, take it, DM said twelve.
I'm taking it. Yeah, my turn, thank you? All right?
Not a problem top of the order. On were I'm striking at the blue
guy? Goat? Now, can I offer you a bit of a suggestion.
You do whatever you like to do, but I may offer a suggestion,
Uh, because you're a rogue, you could easily get to this position,
not leave the attack of opportunity and get backstab damage on the on the
pink one over the one over here that's already wounded, because if you make
the attack, you get all the backstab Dama. Okay, whose side are
you on? DM? Well ours? I am. I am trying to
hit you very hard with minotaurs, but I'm also like kind of your friend.
So uh, because I did not myrtalize us, we appreciate it.
I do this for all my players, like, I'm going to try to
hit you as hard as I can. I'm not pulling punches. But on
Weir is a rogue of a certain of intelligence. They would know this in
the middle of the battle. So so you could attack the pink one with
advantage and if you hit, you get all the dice, all the backstand
and I'm going to do that. Twenty three definitely hits. Hell yeah,
now is that with advantage? Yeah? Uh no, you can roll it
again to see if you get a natural twenty. Roll it again. Let's
see if you get a natural twenty. Always roll for the twenty. Mm
hm, I mean otherwise, yeah, you definitely hit. We're just seeing
how good you hit. Less well, less good, but twenty three definitely
hit. So hit me the dice, hit me the damage, give me
all the dice, Okay, all the dice. Twenty four total damage.
Snap. Uh, that definitely hurts this. You've never seen a ghost barely
hanging onto undead life, but you have now, so he's still here.
Technically, they're beefy go figure, easy to hit, they're bet they're made
of hit points and cow meet so uh yeah, uh, that's the end
of your turn. Drink carrot, oh drink. Karen moves on to the
third of the tournament. Just took out the Brazilian former world champion. She
went into the split kit and punched him in the balls and did a dance
afterwards. Oh my god, well done, well done. All right?
Uh it, Now it's the other's turn. Uh Now, the other positive
side of me you moving to that position, is now they get advantage to
hit you, misty. Uh so I didn't tell you that one. No,
I didn't. Uh So it works both ways. Ones an inny ones
an autie and uh so. Uh we're gonna start with the We're gonna start
with the one that gets advantaged. Well, they technically both get advantage on
you, but we're gonna start with the ink one. I'm gonna go with
the light baby blue friend, and he's going to try to hit you as
hard as he can. A nineteenth thirteen. I think that's ink inky,
sitar. I think you guys killed blink inky. It's the dark one,
isn't it. Uh No, Actually I did them correctly. Clyde's orange pink
is pink inky is what you and the red one was blinking. You guys
killed that one. So that's thirteen damage. Ultimately, do it off your
car. I assume A nineteen hits you, yes, okay, second attack
nineteen for ten more, and I believe you're unconscious. I'm down. I
know I'm unconscious. There's one other unfortunate thing about that position. Next round
my moonbeam lands on that. I'm well aware, so this will be fun,
all right. So oh yeah, I mean now he's going to use
his movement once he to position himself here. So now the pink one gets
advantage on Gigi. Now it's not the end of your turn yet, so
you have a higher. It's you still have a higher because you're shield to
the end of your turn correct, or is the beginning of your next turn
at the end? Okay? So twenty one for fifteen, Yeah, that
definitely still okay. In the second attack, twenty four for fourteen ggs down.
Okay, GGI is down. Don't worry, friends, if you die,
moogle remember you for an hour or so, all right, because I
mean, these are guardians of this thing and they're not stupid. So all
right now, pink one hasn't moved five ten, fifteen, twenty twenty five
thirty Uh, Hilda, you get an attack of opportunity, a melee attack
unless you have work caster, because the pink one entered and left your area
of eighty. So if you have a work caster feet you can cast a
spell or you can just melee attack quarterstep eleven. Unfortunately misses. I don't
still have advantage, do I as minority? No, it hasn't worn off
yet, I don't think so. This is our how many rouses? This
is at the balls? This is my second round, so when you start
this next round you'll be after it. So yes, technically get advantage on
the attack. Okay, let me roll a second one then yep, eighteen,
definitely hits eighteen. Hell yeah, definitely hits even points of damage.
Yep, minus seven. It's still hanging all I still hit it with a
stick. You did? You walloped it? All right? That is the
end of their turn. Can I have a death death saving throw with a
natural twenty g stands the funk back up with one hit point? I have
missed yourself dance and this is bushing. I have the out. Actually you're
like, you're very punched drunk because you just got axe in the face.
And then ye fuck me, I am oh, I am bleeding wine and
cheese. This he is no good for me, you know? So this
is a great little what a cong of like mood. Other lesser mortals are
over there dying, standing up and die. Who gives a flying fuck you?
Are a move out of flank. Okay, and let's see her blooming
blade against the orange one. Okay, this is now this you're at Oh
yeah, you still have power. Okay, go ahead with the advantage.
Yep, that's definitely gonna hit. So for sixteen hold on, oh on
a natural twenty give me all sixteen plus eighteen, which I believe would be
thirty four. Fantastic. Hell yeah, get wrecked. Amazing hit and Clyde
geisitar is. He's woozy. He's woozy, but still standing. So that
was your bonus action. You still more movement if you want to move away?
Why would I want to? Because I want to hit you. But
that's it. So at that's the end of your turn getting hits. Well
I like it getting hitting people, all right, Uh Hilda, it is
your turn. Question? Is there enough room to do this between the wall
and Gigi Chris? Yes, there is. I guess I won't kill onwhear
with my moonbeam and such. I could move it, but I will tell
you you left that person's area of attack, so he's going to get a
swipe at you even if I stay in his I thought I was still in
his area of attack. Here diagonally, not this one, the orange one,
Oh, the orange one. You should move moon beam over pink wood.
Okay, hold on, I did not realize that I'm going to move
the moonbeam to take out pancastic. I hope fantastic. Okay, you shift
the moonbeam away, uh, over to the pink one. Give me the
damage and I'll roll over the thing if I can hopefully survive twenty six points
of radiant damage. Je me, Finally I rolled a decent damage roller,
the one that was almost dead. All right, Uh, moo mood,
give me a favor and roll me a dexstery saving through if you want to
galloway the cow blood. Moog doesn't care about cowblood. Head to toe squish
like a like a bloody water balloon. It just invigorates Moog. This is
the type of shower that Moog likes to take bloody showers. That's right,
Ban are people and deviants of fanfic blood showers. You've heard it here,
just like blate. All right? Question, can I throw a potion to
Jiji as a bonus action? Uh? Are you the one that has the
Uh? You didn't cast a spell this turn. You just moved a spell
that already was. I just moved an existing spell, right. My point
is so you could cast as if you're Are you the healing word? I
am the one with healing word? It's a bonus action spell. You did
not have a spell, Yes, you did not cast. You did not
cast a spell this turn you cast maintaining concentration. But you can cast a
bonus action spell. Healing word is heading over to Gigi Ggs already standing.
So that's fantastic. I'm at thirteen whole hit points. Whoa babe, but
I blew my fourth level on you, bitch, but not on wear so
at the top of the but at the top of the order onwhere through apathy?
Yo? Roll me I need a death saving throws? A roll?
What else do you want people to not die? I'm a necromancer, not
a healer? All right? Could you roll me a D twenty? Please
to see you for our death saving throw? H oh sorry, okay,
Uh, it's a fail. It's just one fail out of three. It's
just one. It's fine. You will live on after Mook steals all your
stuff in memory and she had it makes you thank you? Uh, she's
sharing it. She's having a bit of a battle. Right now, Brazil,
this is going. This round is actually going a little long. Her
hands are getting tired. That that many handstands and flip kicks. But that's
what training is for. I'm glad they did the rocky montage. Moving on,
it's the others turned. So let's see here. You're a caster who
just moonbeams somebody. They're not stupid, all right, So two attacks coming
to Hilda. Oh we're going with the Clyde. The orange one's attacking you
first. Right now, you're a threat because you're casting stuff. So twenty
for thirteen. Oh yeah, that natural, twenty so for so so twenty
two, so thirty thirty five total damage. Okay, kiddo. Now the
ink guey sitar also has advantage on you, and it's also going to write
to drop your ass. So they get two attacks each. Yeah, they
get two attacks each. Okay. Making sure you guys are of an age.
I've hit you guys twice around every time. You guys are of a
rank. Now it's time for your spankings. You're going to earn this victory.
Yes, why did I the other person? All right? Eighteen for
sixteen? All right, I am down, okay, And then so the
second attack normal, it's just coming to a t GG because it doesn't have
advantage on that fourteen is the fourteen at you? She yield? Okay,
it does not hit you. Okay, No, those are my thirteen hit
points. You can't take them away from me. Uh. I gave you
those thirteen hit boards. You better not waste them. Next next turn is
uh all right, Hilda, death saving throw? Please? Did I lose
my concentration? I'm gonna say you did. I'm gonna say I might be
very focused right now. Who knows, you know what? Natural twenty.
So that's one success fantastic? Uh okay, top of the order on weird,
Well, this is going by fast. Did we skip Gig? We
did? You skipped? Moog did a death saving role with her turn so
right and moo attack. We definitely skip. No, but you got back
up, so you you do have a turn, Gigi? Yeah, you
turn Fuck it Gigi and moved and then we'll start back at the top of
the water. We were just doing my death saving through to get it out
of the way. You know you could do another laser beam right through,
Hilda. I mean it's two death saves it. She already has one,
she's one, she has, she made one, she's got to take minus
two. But you could totally burn through them. So yeah, Orange,
what is on its last hooks? Hey, I'm can't you just make it
high? I'm on the ground, all right, can't it go over my
head? It could? It's a ray, not a column. Okay,
I am crack, Okay, I am casting scorching ray. Oh she's actually
doing it? Fuck yeah ah no, No, this is not agonizing scorture.
This is not the line. I'm sorry, I can't healed that,
bitch, I say, JESU prepay for debts. So I'm gonna do scorching
ray, which is where I create three rays of fire. Okay, well
you're shooting at the first one is going at Orange. Okay, okay,
there is something in your way, so it gets three quarter cover. So
it's gonna get plus five to. It's act you have a big ghost floating
minutes our ghosts floating right in front of your little, tiny heeling face.
So it's gonna get three quarter cover. So eleven is gonna miss that one.
That's plus five to. It's a c a okay, heck out bacon
at that. That's also a miss, how much? Well, because the
second is a ray of sickness, not not a scorching ray. Oh sorry,
they're right on top of each other, brown chicken, Yeah they are.
Yeah, okay, that's a miss. I'll let you shoot the third
one because it was like you click the wrong button twenty three hits twenty three
okay, and that is push the button forward the damage thing, make damage
go, make damage go by just blowing all these spells today eleven even,
okay, just give it to me. We've worked hard, Give it to
me, give it. Could you say that all again? Just now?
Shush? Okay, well now you almost did it. It's very very it's
got a sliver of health, and it's it's not looking pretty all right now
moove you just gip you so Moog move it up, all right, Tank
these guys to Moogie town. Please finish them at least one seventeen damage.
Orange one's dead. Fuck yeah, uh so move Moog will then move over
here and stand on Uh now, well, sometimes because Hilda can't dodge and
move doesn't care, another cow appears into that spot and Hilda is one it's
partially on you, and two you are just covered and cow blood. Just
cover, but I may awaken to look at Moog's crotch, so I'll take
that's true. That's fantastic, all right, taking the next shot on because
the first shot killed the thing, by the way, So you have a
second swing? Who you moo? Yeah, took the second swing. So
the second swing would have been eight damage against the inky. That not a
problem, fantastic? Hell yeah? Uh do you have anything else you want
to do? Uh? Now give me a quick dick starty saving throw.
Only because you're standing on a person and half a cow. I want to
make sure you're not gonna trumble please fall on me. It will make my
death like like like like like the elf that he truly is he Uh stands
Moog's boot is in your face. I don't kick shame myself. Moog's boot
isn't booby all right now it's the Uh. I believe everybody has gone top
of the order. Uh on weird death saving throw? Please? We have
one two failures, two failures just to get up in time to save him.
You could have saved him before, but you did it, okay to
no standing came back with one hit point. If anything, it looked malicious
all right, but good thing on. We're not alive to see it.
So uh uh the others turn now it sees you. It's gotta do what
it's gotta do. Well, fuck it, it's uh, it's hmm,
this is this is difficult. Okay, here we're gonna do uh odds moove
shit for what is it? Yeah? Yeah, you forgot about that,
didn't you. I wasn't gonna remind you, all right, So odds it's
moog evens it's Gigi okay, okay, so it's mine. Okay, I
wrote I actually hit too, So whatever answer, it doesn't matter odd or
even so odds, it's mood. So move. You're two great actions coming
at you. Twenty five for eighteen, that hits eleven for ten that does
not that's the out of his turn. Uh, Gigi, you are up.
Okay. I don't have any healing spell. Muh okay, I am
going raised dead, not dead, nearly only nearly dead. Uh spare the
dying I don't have. I don't spare them. I don't do that with
my clerics either. You gotta pay me for that. Okay. I prove
this one has not been bashed that much, has it. Uh it's it's
about it's over halfway down. Goodness, gracious, I don't have all that
many spell thoughts. Laugh, this is rude. I'll be polite and say
if once this is done, this is the done of the thune done.
So just finish the fucking minute or save or or on wear? You have
advantage on your attacks? You do? Yeah? Well most of mine are
saving throws, are they? Okay? Well I'm gonna go with bas touching.
I'm sorry. Do you think I am give it to me? Shut
up? Yeah? I don't have anything that is a touch based Well that
is it all helpful? Ah? Can't? I could always search on wear's
possession? Did I say that? I didn't say that. Umm? Can
I you do it? Turn in six seconds? I'd like it that.
Well, I was gonna do a thing, but I'm pretty sure that that's
just something that is a home brew in my game. What is it you
want to do? Basically, I would like to sacrifice my movement to try
and fly backwards non threateningly one square. Isn't that called disengaging? Yeah?
How about this? Yeah, here's what I'm going to allow you to attempt.
Because we have never established that in this game, I want you to
do performance check to where you were briefly dead before. So I want you
to try to convince this thing that you're already dead and you're just gonna like
walk backwards. You've been around. Zombie's giving me a performance check fifteenth.
That's not bad. Hang on now, give me a second here. Perception
check on the minotaur. Oh god, natural natural one. I am the
deadest thing that you've ever seen. Do the best of your knowledge. It
does not seem like it's going to attack you if you move away. Okay,
I'm gonna a zombie shuffle over to on weird then hit you in the
face. No, you're good. And then I have one healing potion that
I'm gonna pour it down on weir throat because I need someone to be able
to open that freaking door. Not a problem. Do you want me to
roll? No, it's just a healing potion. Was it? Is it
regularly? Uh? Yeah, I just have a regular one. So two
D four plus two yeah, if it's regular and two D four plus two
yeah, So on weir chug a chug. You got a door to open
here if you want to roll the dice for you. Okay, you removed
that from all that drinking the most for a hit point a hit points on,
we are get off, I will get up. Okay, that is
all your that's a great I mean, you did it. You didn't you
give me a performance comes on deception, but I want a performance. I
really want you to get into the zombie. And you did it. You
did well, and it failed its perception check and it's got a plus seven
and it got a natural one. So uh, Moog, there is a
uh, there's still a geist and ink geist sitar standing in front of you.
Well, considering they're kind of damage to hell. Yeah, we'll go
around and act as a meat shield, give a like a dirty look for
rooting his advantage. Okay, dirty look, engaged and then still non threatening.
Oh I'm very threatening, all right. Uh yeah, so the seventeen
hits, the ten does not. All right, So that's sixteen damage.
Sixteen damage okay, uh fantastic. Uh that is moot. Hilda, did
Hill suddenly remember something? Yeah? Could the amazing influence of being that close
to Moog allow me to remember my true half wor heritage? No, and
get the fuck up. No, the hot cow blood covering your body has
filled you with so much vegan rage like you are because like the cow fell
on again, like again, bloody water. It's can I not have a
mix of lust and vegan rage? Is that not allowed to have multiple motivations?
Okay? How are you want to do it? In your head?
Cannon? It's the fact that you have cow blood and a little bit of
poo. Now on you will point out that you not vegan, since obviously
you have ingested some cow blood. I'll do my penance later. I have
things to kill, all right, So you are at one hit point half
your movent to stand the funck back O, thank you, welcome, and
uh you've got if you want attack with melee, you've got advantage or if
you've got some kind of cool spell you want to do. Feel free?
How hurt does this thing look? In my haze of being really fucking hurt?
Can you guys not see the life bars on these things? No?
We cannot know. Oh I can't. I can't see. It's so I'm
so sorry. One second is the ghost nowt Yeah? Oh it's very messed
up. It's it's it's yeah, it's it's it's Can you see the hip?
Can you see the lifebar? Now, yes, there you go.
I think the moonbeam is coming back down. Okay, twenty fourteen. It's
doing twenty points unless it saves. What is it conn say it fails?
One hit good? I am standing up, dripping with bood and one mmer
of the moonbeam on its head. One hit point had twenty one goddamn alright,
sports fans, top of the order on weir crow back in action.
Four fucking hit points half your movement to stand back up? What would you
like to do? I am drinking a healing potion from my pouch, as
you should, I count. I usually count that as part of a move
action or a bonus action. You can still have a main action if you
want one. I don't like that it takes like a chug it eating one
of those gelatinous balls. That's a big softball thing that takes work. Quaffing
a potion is part of your move I don't I've never liked. I don't
like how that takes up and turns. So it's nice to know that you
truly value the chomping of balls. Oh, you have to appreciate all size.
Oh fourteen more hit points. Back there you go, There we go.
They're much better Uh is there anything like you do is an action.
I'm going to go over to the door and see if I can work on
the lock. Uh, what is it? Okay, so it's thieves tools
plus something. You check out the lock and yes it is locked. Uh,
it's you're gonna have to fish out your thieves tools. So it's like
your proficiency bonus plus. It's sleight of hand plus proficiency bonus. There's something
else with thieves tools. I don't know the buttonology of the rogue. You
play a bunch of rogues, do you know? Off the top of your
head, Oh, for picking a lock? Yes, yeah, so it's
you. I don't remember what level you get expertise at it, but you
get your proficiency with your tools to any of the ability checks you're making with
it. But you have to have thieves tools out. I'm assuming you do,
unless you're going to make pulling them out take an action. I guess
nah, between the movement, the movement the bonus. Actually, you could
drink a potion and grab your tools. Knowing a good thief. The' right
next to each other. So I'm not gonna like, okay, yeah,
because I know some people. Okay, I'm not a hard ass. We're
almost to the end of this and I'm trying to so yeah, So it
would just be a dex check with your your expertise slide of hand check or
if you yeah, or if you want to do a lot of people just
use sleight of hand. It's technically not how it is ruled is written,
but it's a lot easier. Yeah, give me a sleight of hand and
uh grapple rules. Yeah, slide of hand, Yeah, slide of hand.
We're going to add on to whatever your proficsions Mooder is on top of
because you're using the thieves tools, so it doubles seventeen. Uh, what's
your what's your proficiency bonus? Right now? No, not a problem.
You had a seventeen with a sleight of hand. I add the persions modifier
back in again when it's using your thieves tools, so it's a plus six.
So you have a total of twenty exactly what you need to get his
door open. Okay, hell yeah, Gigi for you. Your death is
not allowed for now. Okay, darn who's technically inside that room is not
as has moved on to the semi finals. We wish Teresa well, she's
down a cord of blood. But she's just looking it off and flinging it
at her enemies, and she's terrifying. She's fucking all right, Okay,
let's see who's hurt the most. All right, you hurt it, so
it's gonna try to hurt you back. So two's us. One swing for
Hilda, one swing for Moog. Here comes to Hilda. Swing. There's
one hit point left. There's a thirteen hit you back down, yeah,
and then one swing for Moog does a twelve hit you Moog? We close
fantastic, all right, So you are your moonbeam is gone because once you
get you're like you're like the Yo yo and you fallow this way back into
some cow. Yep uh, yep uh. That's the end of its turnance.
Can you kill a one hit point ghost? I'm sure gonna fucking try
with array of thickness it wow. Yeah, even if I fail it,
I still gotta do it. It is boom. Another cow falls on the
other side of hill corpse. It's poisoned and were out of combat. Arry
Hilda and cow. She always wanted to go out buried and meet. The
door is open. Inside you see a glittering gem about the size of a
I don't know, a dinner plate sitting inside of a fountain tranquil water.
Blue light glows off of it. If once the door is opened, the
hallway is now filled with this beautiful light, blue light, tinkling, sounds
of chimes and glass. Well, half face work dead, take gem and
leave, anuya can you potions if you play? I only had the wind
potion. Actually, yes, you need another potion of healing. I do
have one left on me the firs. All right, do you guys give
Hilda healing potion? Yes, I m uh, and I'm gonna use mage
hand to pick up the gym uh. The moment your maine hand gets in
close, it evaporates away. Pack out out of way, cowards. All
right, move the moment you step in one second, this this appears on
the map. Hi, I'm scrolly. I see you're here to take the
gem of food Mark and make your wishes. Please let me know what it
is you would like to do. Remember, everybody gets one limited wish,
and that's what we're gonna end our episode tonight. I am casting a damn
heel on myself before this shit happened, so you know knows what And I
gave you. I gave you an animated paper clip called Scrolly shows up is
willing to help you guide you through your wishes. One limited wish, one
person you have. You have it till next time to think about your one
limited wish and all of you level up tri force power. We don't do
more than seven seconds because we don't want to be demonetized. They also have
to watch to demonetize. Hey, everyone watches that, damn right they do.
Alright, hooray, congratulations on defeating the the totally original dungeon of skill
and h whatever earth funk I wrote, Uh you got there tumblewebas tub something
as my theme song. Dude, you were like a fucking yo yo and
it was amazing. Here me stand you back up? All right, we
did it on that note. Gee, I guess the adventures will continue next
week. What horrors will we be done with a limited wish? Uh?
Huh. I have a feeling we could easily eat up the rest of the
time an entire episode of you fuck are sitting around because like now I wish
well, gus, I'm gonna try and no writing it down, No writing
it down ahead of time. No, don't try to get the wording right
this, this is extemporaneous. I'm giving you a week to think not to
try to cheat me, because I am going to try to teach you.
So all right, Uh, I certainly have questions, But mister rick I
know you're not feeling well. Would you care to sign out? Yes,
I'm gonna I'm gonna punch out. I will see you guys next game.
I guarantee Moog will have a probably incredibly stupid wish to make. I can't
wait. I can't wait. Feel better, Ricket, you want to take
away Gg's horns? I get it. I would too, so well,
I went to discord and found some questions, so yes, and I do
I have to share this one because before just now I got a message from
from our dear beloved f you, Mark, who says this is a question
for give me. Does he have a plan to kill each of the characters
Allah Batman in the Justice League? And I feel like that's just really a
specific question for tonight. After I told Mark nothing ahead of time, I
briefly considered having him like I could reach out in enough time to like,
but I had a whole bunch of shit in my life going on for him
to show be like the voice of the Fu March. But that would be
like we have to sitting on standby. We'd have a lot of questions.
It's it was a nice idea in spirit, but just let you know I
was thinking about you, Mark when we were doing this. Now, I
have no I have other campaigns that I've run where I have plans to kill
each of my players, whether I'm playing or as a DM. I like
their ways of screwing with them. But jumping into this one picking up for
John, No, I don't have plans specifically because I'm not that DM now.
I am in other campaigns, and I might be later down the line,
but at the moment, no major plans. Besides foolishness, accidents,
Dice and the monsters usually take care of the death. So huh. The
druid who thinks she's a barbarian does a good job. I was gonna have
the cows fall on you as a blood I mean, I could have had
the clouds flowing in blood forced trauma, just push you over the edge of
the death staves. But yeah, al yeah, So we'll go to regular
questions now for everybody to answer. Celdrianna asked. It's winter and the days
are short. What do your characters do to embrace the night? And I'm
feeling like we're's pretty that's pretty obvious since Rick's not here. Oh yeah,
it's totally moog. Yeah, moving it up. Uh, I don't have
characters, so uh, I don't know outside of the game. It's hot
coco. Oh I should tell you if you guys haven't seen Jacques Torres's hot
chocolate recipe. It is the best fucking hot cocoa on the planet. It's
amazing, and you can make it non dairy and it's still amazing. That's
how I know how great a recipe it is. It's like thick and velvety
and chocolatey and everything you would want. So if you need to stay warm
on a winter night, try Jacques torres Is hot chocolate recipe. Nice cool.
So Actually, Gigi mostly uses any spell slot she has less over to
talk with her husband most nights. Oh, she says, hell slots,
that's why. That's why she doesn't like using her spell slots during the day.
Is this like back in like the early two thousands, where you like
your rollover minutes aren't there? If you don't have them. You have to.
Yeah, you got a prepaid car to call back home? Oh man,
okay, yeah, she doesn't like That's why she doesn't like to use
her spell slut. She tries to save them every day so that she can
chop chat with her husband at night. Vi ascending. Yeah, how dare
you make this cute and romantic and all the time? I know? Right?
Yeah? No, yeah, no she does every night. Yeah,
super gross, super gross her and her elder's husband gross, stay sex,
they magically sext. Oh yeah, what is it? How many words do
you get? And ascending? It's like twenty five. That's why she hoards
her Tell me right now, dear God, make it great? You know,
are there like emojis for sending like that would really help and be like,
oh, look I have said twelve eggplants across we have? Will I
allow it in my campaign? But it counts as like two words because it's
smiley face, sad face, winky face, et cetera. But it ca
and be done eggplant, eggplant, eggplants one plant one where the eggplant peach,
peach, peach. Yeah. Dribble, dribble, yeah, that's that's
what she does most nights, especially in the winter. There you go,
we're being cute ish nice. See I talked about Coco, I have no
room to talk. Yeah it was when it was dirty sexting. I'm okay
with that, but it's all sweet stuff like that. That honeymoon phase needs
to add, like talk about the mortgage, Like who's sticking out the dog?
You know, like, uh, I've got this elder tell hound he
left me here guarding this thing. He left her ship on the on the
porch again, you know you and and where could probably come to some sort
of arrangement where for a brief proscribed period of time, your husband in in
habits and wear's body be Okay, we'll give it to me. Give it
to me, Give it to me. I worked so hard for it,
Just give it to me. So we'll move on to another one. We'll
move on to another one because I've embarrassed Judy. Now, Lamplighter wants to
know what is the worst thing to have? One million of nipples? Hmmm,
that's pretty good. Yeah, I mean any extra body part is gonna
be gross. Yeah, but whole problems problems and a bitch ain't one.
I don't exactly. Uh. Credit debt creditors. I mean this, you
know STDs ow like a million sds. Oh yeah, just imagine a million
paper cut that's like some series of the horror movie ship right there. Just
be dead, just dead, one hundred million bed bugs that would that would
suck A million kids that would also suck. You ran a name the sperm
bank? Yeah? Or or what just one good load? What to like
a million different women at once? But it's hey, that's a limited wish
somebody could use exactly. We're looking at you on were because after a while
you run a love and mats, so you can't have a million kids.
This is my child, Angus mcduckworth the fifteenth, starting worth the sixteen.
This is my daughter, Angus McDuck worthy. O God, and Jeff,
How evil do you think I am that I would name anybody Anguist mcduckworth better
than Jeff. That was my dead cat's name. Kidding. No, we
literally got We got Agatha Grim and Jeff and unfortunately Jeff got and Jeff got
f I P and passed away six to eight months later. But we had
we rescued three kittens. They were they were part of a litter too.
Yeah, it sucks. It really sucked. I really like Jeff. We're
just getting too sweet and sappy. We need some questions we can be filthy
with. Please, Yeah, more more million nipperence the questions. I really
thought that the million one would do it. I can't predict. How about
how about Kyle the KP bearra asks what celebrities would you cast in your book
to movie adaptation? Since I don't have any recent books, I passed because
I would cast no one in my modules. So I would cast Stephen Colbert,
uh hmm, Henry Thomas pork Pie. Yeah. Yeah, I'm trying
to think of all the nerdy celebrities. Okay, So wait, baite you
were talking about you actually want to write down the story of Gigi's life.
Who would you cast at Gigi's husband, the best cgi artist? Who would
be his voice? I mean, who would be the voice? Oh gosh,
and you can't pick Tim Curry? Well, no, Tom Hitdleston Okay,
okay as a voice? Good call? Yeah there you go? All
right? What about everybody who has actual books out? What about you all?
I love like Kestrel whatever, mind, that would be good. I
think if I did the Accidental Summoner, it would have to be Zendia and
Tom Holland with Tom Holland and the demon makeup as Charlie and Zendeia as Meg
and then have to watch them de drive each other crazy for an entire movie.
Not bad, That would be fun. I let me see. Uh
the Techno Manser book, my lead guy is Salem and uh because my friend
Sandy who was just on we did the SyQuest was she did the illustrated uh
uh illustrations for the illustrated version. She just used Gensen Ackles as the primary
model that she's based on. Right, So I think everyone has a Gensen
Acles in their book because I mean, let's honest, he's a beautiful because
there's a million episodes of Supernatural, so you can find any pose or expression
possibly neat and it doesn't hurt that it's gently fucking Acles. Yeah. Oh
yeah, I think I think it's just required. I joked, I said,
all my characters I have an archetype. You know, I've got the
black haired green Oh wait, it's Jensen Ackles. It's just Ales with a
British accent. Huh. Yeah. For my Hammer of Which's books, Aggie
is a hard one to cast because she's a six to two female and she's
christy. Uh she well the girls like part black, part Greek, so
uh wrong skin tone, so ut would probably be does anybody watch m Okay,
So there's there's an actress. She was also a swamp thing. So
first season Reacher his his uh, the sergeant girl, that's friend, that's
a private investigator. The real life actress is like five ten and she is
of a of a of a mixed heritage. I think she's actually out of
Scandinavia. And when she lets her hair down, she has got that big
hair, and that's Aggie. Is that that type? She is a tall,
large woman with big hair, and she never feels small. And because
I based off like several other women I work with the military who are all
six two or taller, who never feel petite and like they want to be
girly but they can't be. They like they dress cirly, they dress they're
glamazons, but it's still not that same feeling. So yeah, so I
use a lot of my I have to wear drag queen shoes, yes,
and when she and when she wears say anything, because they fit really well
on me and I'm five four. Look, I have the biggest feet in
my house. Okay, I Judy can has seen it. We have understood,
like you have no idea the horror of my feet next to Judy's.
It's like watching a child next to bigfoot. That's pretty much my experience with
basic anybody and comparing hand sides foot size high. So yeah, yeah,
but you had to admit it was a bit extreme in our case. I
mean considering that I used to do that with one of my friends who was
like seven foot six, like he was. He was taller than me when
he was sitting down. Okay, I'm not trying to be perverted with this,
but at seven ft six, you can you know, like it's like
it's right you take just one chin up off a dick at that. Yeah.
Very the first time I met him, and I'm sure people have heard
this story before, I opened the door and just saw a belly button and
I had to like take like four steps back to be able to tilt my
head back far enough to find the face and blessed Shorty, may he rest
in peace. But he looked very much like the troll from the Harry Potter
movie, and I had never met him before he showed up at my hotel
room during a tension. So I just accepted that I was going to die
there an artistral I made peace with it and accepted that it was my time
and there was nothing I could do about it. Uh and then he brought
food and was just the loveliest person you ever met. Yeah, they derailed
Watching this visually, you have to understand that Judy is a pint sized human
being. She is small but fierce. I am four foot ten and three
quarters of an inch feet are the tiniest thing of my planet. They look
like golfy. Well it's also like that sucks because you're technically too tall to
golf persons status uh huh, but too short to like fit in pretty much
anything made for adults. Yeah, but that being said, you know,
like a a Mini Cooper is like a limousine to you, so that's kind
of cool. Yeah. No, when I go car shopping, there's a
very very small number of cars that I can actually like push the seat far
enough up to actually reach the pedals. Like when people are driving about smart
car that like like it's just two seats and no back seat, Like that
looks like there's little penny racers. We had as kids, you know.
Yeah, yeah, if I weren't battling for my life in the highways of
Atlanta every day, I would probably get a smart car. But I don't
think they would do too good on the highways of Atlanta. Okay, oh,
the sixteen lanes of do my husband wants my husband wants an Aptera.
I don't know if you've seen the ads for those, but they're a solar
electric car and they're really funky looking, very very futuristic, and they will
fit like a human and a pet, so that would work for you.
I'm looking at pictures now. That is I know that is actually very cyberpunk.
I'm into it, but totally one. It's got the solar panel on
the top. So right, that's a very expensive toy. Uh yeah,
it's a it's a three wheel. It's just a three wheel tricycle with a
body on top of it. All right, mm hmm. It's a thing
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