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Molly and hopefully already because it's sidewhere, she's about to get weird. Be

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prepared for it to get weird.
Thinks are gonna get weird. It's getting

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weird. I'm gonna get real weird
with it. Let's scared weird. Let's

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get it? Where? Where?
Get? Where? Are you ready to

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get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
AM ready? You're scared? Now you

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wow? I got to listen it
to thee hundred and seventy second episode of

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Let's Get Weird. My name is
Hoddy, I'm aware, and every we

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we come together and give you the
weird stories from our lives, the sheets,

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the sheets, the world, the
globe, your universe, madness,

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and all everything in between in the
Internet. And we have to kick things

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off today with Eric getting ghosted,
Yes, ghosted, ghosted, ghosted,

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ghost ghost is right? It hurts
a little bit, hurts a little everybody

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hurts sometimes. Are am right?
No? I have no idea who's the

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family? Sure? I know that
you got these classics, you got ghosted,

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and we kind of know the play
by a play of where you went

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wrong? Pod got I don't believe
that's why I went wrong, though,

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So I met someone on an app
well hood it off chat by the way,

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the stir app for parents to parents
single parents remote that ye met somebody.

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We hit it off. We were
chatting, texting, facetiming, talking.

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We had a encounter, an encounter
on a on a weeknight, hung

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out. Everything seemed cool and then
I heard crickets over the weekend text and

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then the week and now today.
Then on Monday of this week, found

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out what it was that I did. And apparently I don't remember doing any

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of that stuff. Uh and uh
yeah, now I'm back to being bored.

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Now before we reveal what you did
that we we immediately know that was

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what the cause was. That's what
the causes though it's like, Eric,

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did something nasty, do anything,
a slip of the tongue. Slip of

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the tongue. I was, you
know, we had a couple of face

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times and I made fun of something
a couple of times, but I asked

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ahead of time if I could make
fun of it or I asked like,

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hey, do people make fun of
this? And yeah, and then we

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started joking, like both of us
and then apparently I I was insensitive and

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I was like, well, then
why did you still then coming to meet

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me. Why did you not abruptly
stop me and say check you at least

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or check you exactly check me,
be like, you know what, whatever

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you said last night was cool,
but I'm not. I'm not down with

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that, which I would have respected
and been like, you know what,

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one hundred percent bet I'm in.
I'm not a Neanderthal. I used to

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be, not anymore. But uh, yes, any what it was,

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it was anal No, it was
guy. I know it was so amped

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up right now, I love it. No, it was just like,

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you know what, I don't get
it, Like, I don't get it.

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I honestly I don't believe that's what
it was. I believe there's something

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else going on. I feel like
I'm a freaking good Luck Chuck where every

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girl that I date either goes off
and find somebody else better or goes off

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something else, and I don't get
it. I just don't get it.

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I think, and shows us that
all I wanted was the attention. Attention

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for what attention? What attention?
I got? Text you every morning,

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text you every morning. I texted
that person every single morning, good morning.

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And I also saw that that rule
number six hundred Friday fifty six.

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Guys, gotta stop doing that or
we're simps, gotta stop texting every morning.

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Good morning. So I'm a little
in my feels. Maybe well,

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so the real reason why you went
wrong? Tell it, hoodie. This

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person and we're not doing names,
that's fine, we're not doing locations had

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a mole on her face. And
you being you who decided to quote one

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Austin Powers movie E it's gold Member
one, yeah, with Fred Savage,

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Fred Savage, and I just want
to chop it over and make him guacam.

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I forgot that line after the fact
that I asked. I was like,

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do people bug you about it?
Or do you want to bring it

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up? Because I hadn't brought it
up at all. I didn't care until

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then. Until then, Also,
apparently I made this person wears glasses.

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I used to wear glassic glasses until
I got lace and I don't need them,

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and I hated wearing glasses. I
was one of those people that did

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not like wearing glasses and I and
they were cute glasses. I like them.

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I didn't hate on them. Well, your glasses were cute glasses,

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the glasses back in the day.
But I just don't get it. I

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feel like there's something else that I'm
not getting told the truth about. Do

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I want to ask again? Yes? Should I ask? No? Should

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I just move on my life?
Yes? Hoodies play by play because you

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know he is a man of love. Uh, oh my god, that's

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that's the best relationship. Was you
know what I'm saying? You want to

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find the one you come to?
Hoodie? All right, young one?

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I got you? Is everyone on
the show kind of agreed to was you

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said it? And she probably got
self confident. Now we're putting words in

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her mouth. We don't know how
she actually feels. Uh that she was

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like, oh, if Eric is
saying this, he's been bothered by it

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the whole time and waited until this
moment. It wasn't even that same.

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Probably her perspective on it. You
know, why can't you ask questions?

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It's all about communication, right,
because it's like, say you had I

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mean, I'm a large guy.
We can talk about my weight. I

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don't care. Moles are common,
but like you had it and like your

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whole life, you're made fun of
it or something. And then you're like,

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oh, this guy didn't even notice
it, and that he has noticed

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it. The whole time, you
know. But I was like, do

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you want to talk about it?
Yes? Or no? Being given in

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the hour, like we don't have
to bring it up. You know what?

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I like cats there, I mean
adult conversations about things about life now

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and you, Mulley Molly, you're
making it worse, that's what you said.

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You're making it worse because they're probably
gonna listen to this and then get

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mad at me, even madder.
Another thing, too, is and if

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you don't want anything to do with
me, why do you still follow me

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on social media? I muted her
because I'm like, I don't like I

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according to the research, courting research, I am but whatever. But they

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also don't know who I am on
the air. So that's a different story

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for another day, nineteen years.
But no, I So what I don't

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get is that, Okay, you
don't want to talk to me, but

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yet you're gonna follow men just unfollow
me and not be there, like,

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then be an adult about it and
be like, I don't want to talk

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to you. Are you trying to
leave the door up? Are you trying

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to make me be like a heroic
night and shine? Are gonna come whiskey

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away? Now? Instagram likes to
be confusing because you can most people know

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you can mute people or their stories
in their posts. This is something I've

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recently noticed, as you can hide
people so it snoozes them for thirty days.

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This has like a temporary mute.
Okay, yeah, so maybe she's

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just to be like, oh it
doesn't matter again. I would rather you

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just not follow me and then just
be like over it and move the f

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on. Don't sit here and like
I want to be nice if you wanted

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to be nice, and why didn't
you tell me what this happened? We

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hung out, okay on a Tuesday, let's say, and then I don't

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hear from and then you don't hear
from me, or you don't you stop

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talking about a Friday. But yet
Wednesday, Thursday and Friday morning, we're

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having conversations. And we weren't having
like simple like hey, how you do

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it? Like we're talking? You
know, we had phone conversations, several

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of them. Oh okay, you
know what I mean. It's not like

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we were just like texting all day
Hello, how are you hello? Isn't

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me looking for I Just I just
don't get it. People complain about not

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communicated. And the thing you commune, we over communicate. It bites you

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in the ass. That's a question. Plus across state lines. So that's

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the whole thing. Maryland you Maryland
Virginia star cross lovers over there never works.

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I get no love in Virginia.
You get me, baby Fairfax,

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Virginia love you, which is me
and more we love you. Longest relationship

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on the show, Yeah, baby, God, I can't help what we

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is. You can. I can't
stop bringing it up. I can't help

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facts, stop bringing it up.
I'm okay, jackass, jackass speaking of

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the longest relationship on the show.
God to your wedding. No, you

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have to because you've booked the hotel
room now with my bon boy points is

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the hotel actually, So if you've
listened to the show this week in turn

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Johnny Morning Show, we found out
intern John booked the executive other executive suite

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in the hotel that's ot O for
our what our main one for the wedding.

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We thought they were next door hotel
confirmed and us yesterday that they're on

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opposite sides of the hotels. That's
great that somebody who's actually listening and went

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to the Grape fine of Marriott to
that specific one. That's all clarified for

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it. The power of radio still
works, still works, baby, that's

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really cool. But it is weird
because people are rsvping. We haven't sent

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theing invites out. We just got
them, so we're gonna send them out

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this weekend. We're like, thank
you for realizing I should RVP for something

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about now sixty days from now?
Is there a website targeting? Less said

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the day, Oh, I gotta
check that out dot com splash. I'm

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not going to tell you on the
podcast. Okay, why not get Freid

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a password for it so you can't
is the password on the password? It's

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free real estate whatever. I should
also get a plus one? No,

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why not? You? Your one
chance at having a plus one's gone.

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Molly, Molly, Molly over there, stop bringing it up. You're making

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me feel bad. No, you
give me this person power. Care about

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me feeling bad? Okay? Anyway, good man over here, that's my

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wedding, not your wedding to this
lady. You get married her. Molly,

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Molly, Molly, you know what
I'm saying. No, I don't

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you change your last names to Molay? Stop? But yeah, so excited

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on that. We got the invites
already and Maura this is an exclusive,

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gave me the approval. Am I
walking down song? Huh? Yeah?

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You talking about the podcast? Oh
they probably won't play now, ye screwed

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up. We don't have any system
side to play it through this. This

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is Phantom Menace right. It's it's
a hot and layas theme from Empire Shrek's

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Back without the Dark Vader part,
because it's like a minute of like the

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love theme and then what poor the
movies that's when they're making out in the

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falcon which Empire Okay, ships back. I gott to rewatch that I haven't

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seen. I got to watch it
too. If you're going Toronto this weekend,

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I'm not going. I mean you
still? Could you want to give

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me a thousand bucks? I don't
have a thousand exactly. You could have

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a thousand dollars if you listen to
Hot ninety nine and five starting in April,

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most likely listening for that keyword every
hour on the station. Are we

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doing that again? Probably? I
did have actually have a dream about you

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last night? Oh was it a
sanxstreme? Of course it's always no,

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because I did get approached by someone
to do an influencer campaign, and uh,

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instantly you popped up as my camera
person. And I was paying you

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a percentage out of what I was
making, because I figured, if I

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do any kind of influencer stuff,
I'm going to need you to help me

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with all of it, you know. But I would pay you director producer.

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Yeah, but I would pay you, but I would pay you a

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good number if it's a good you
know, i'd pay you his dollar.

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Making a hundred dollars for this campaign, I hope not. You never know.

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Well if I go through the station
yet, but if I do it

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on my own, I got to
talk to our lovely bosses here see what

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happens. You know, makes some
makes make some moves, But I did.

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I did have a dream about Maybe
that's why I couldn't sleep last night.

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I'm a little to that about that. And I also jumped on the

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ozembic bandwagon, and I like it
and I appreciate him. Not a two

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diabetic, I'm a pre diabetic.
I am a large man. And I

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don't know why. I just couldn't
sleep last night, and I had dreams

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about tumbles. Now this morning day
was rumbley tumbleies, and I just haven't

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felt i'ound time. No, actually, wait, I don't. I haven't

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said this on the podcast. I
forgot. I haven't said this on the

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show at all. I found out
why I have to keep taking those damn

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pills all the time. You know, I get upset stomach all the time

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when ever we traveled show. I
have a hernia in my stomach. What

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it's called a hap shoal hernia.
What does that mean? Oh, haidel

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hernia, which occurs when part of
the stomach protrudes up in the chest or

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the sheet of muscle called the diaphragm. How do you do that? I

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don't know, but essentially so that's
why I get upset stomachs all the time,

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because part of my stomach is like
closer to my esophagus, so all

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the like acid goes up there and
then comes up there and then goes up

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to me. Man, you got
the heart thing now that thing? Yeah,

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you're a broken man, broken man, But you know what I mean?

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Getting married? Who's raising me up? My lovely fiance? Who will

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take care of me when I'm in
a wheelchair? We all know I'm going

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first. She hates when I say
that, I mean it's there. The

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facts are there. Heart problem now, stomach problem. I'm older than you.

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Eric gave you a pneumonia. I
almost died there. But if i'd

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be like, oh, yeah,
I guess what they said that hernia.

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Man, it's like five years old
all of a sudden, like November twenty

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seventeen, twenty sixteen, like that's
when I was in the hospital. You

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bnch that I gave you twenty sixteen
something like that. Wow. I actually

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still every time I do get like
uh E, sinus infection nowadays, I

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think of me. I think of
it that I'm walking pneumonia because I'll get

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lightheaded sometimes I'm laughing so hard and
I feel like my lungs are always full

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of water. And I think of
you, and I'm like, man,

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maybe that's my turn to get pneumonia. After I gave Buddy walking pneumonia.

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But the hernia thing that I asked
the doctors like, well what do I

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do? And he's like, well, you monitor it, take the medicines

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you're taking, but we really can't
do anything until you're like fifty. I'm

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like, great, another thing I
have to wait till I'm fifty to figure

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out if I'm gonna die at fifty
one or live to eighty something. That's

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so so they can't do anything.
That's just it's just more of a monitor

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and take care of thing. You
know. I gotta get the good pets

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that, you know, the good
promotodem. Why is that stuff behind the

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counter? I don't know, man, jugs. They can make people's drugs.

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What do you mean you make drugs? I don't know. Oh,

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like they can make illegal something like
that. I don't know. Yeah,

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because I was at the other day, I had to go buy a gift

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card for one of Max's buddies our
birthday party. And why is this?

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Yeah, why is the It might
be the CVS. It's behind the counter.

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Where's the CVS at its sympathiesta?
I mean, people they like to

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think they're the rich of the krem
to the crab, but they not.

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They ain't, you know, because
you're not man. You know. Yesterday

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I for to put this in my
prep. I was on the phone last

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night with two different people for almost
an hour, both of them and I

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wanted to I wanted to I wanted
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one of them I just we just
kept talking and talking and talking, and

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I was just like, God,
I've been on the phone that hour with

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you for right now, buddy,
and I love you, but I gotta

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go, bro. But anyways,
Also, I'm the best man now.

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Hell yeah, I'm the best man. You know what I'm saying. I

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just remember that too of good A
lot going on past two weeks, baby,

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this it's that wedding planning brain,
like, you're the best man.

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Four. My brother John Hood working
hard for you in Virginia. But he

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did a great job of asking and
I love the belt. Why don't you

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bring the belt in? Cause no
one's asked me to yet, So now

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I'll bring it in tomorrow. And
we had meetings yesterday, so I didn't

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want to look weird of like,
why did he bringing his belt in?

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Younna leave it here? No?
Oh no, no, no, we

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got this one right here, which
was that one tag team championship. Let's

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you and Kevin. I only have
the one. But yeah, brother John,

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sorry, my brother John asked me
to be his best man like two

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weeks ago. Had to wait till
he asked the other groomsman first, cause

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why is it usually the best man? Because he like he only has seven

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if I did the master, I
remember, but I think he had to

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like cut some friends of not being
groom's men because he has a big friend

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group to like they want even numbers. So I think he was waiting to

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the slash. Oh if they see
that, then his friends would expect when

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they were hanging out that they would
be getting the same thing. Really,

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people expect that because I told you
I didn't want to be Are you mad

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that I'm not a groomsman? No
more? Until he was like, why

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isn't Eric here, I'm like,
he didn't want to be one. Baby,

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You're We're okay with that. We're
good. We're good. You give

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me a good gift, We're good. It's gonna be money, Okay,

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What would I get you a gift? Because I'm getting married, that's why

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you would give me a gift.
No, I get that, But why

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don't you give you money back?
You are you? Are you gonna a

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monetary thing or no? We have
one. Yes, no one has done

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anything to it. And one's buying
the gifts first, which is good.

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I guess so, but you don't
need the gift, that's the thing.

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We're also off our list. We're
at port we're like like our family members,

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like you gotta put more things on
there, Like we don't need more

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things, like what look, oh
we're gonna put another thing of places like

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we good. We already asked for
find China still a thing because my parents

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still have there, so we weren't
asking for any but we found out more

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as like great grandparents were inheriting those. Essentially it's coming to us, so

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we don't have the room for it, so staying at the Skelly's house.

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But that's cool, like an inheritance
of fine China. I feel like my

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older sister's probably gonna get all that
stuff because me and my brother, well

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my brother probably sell it or throw
it away, and I probably will just

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throw it away. I wouldn't even
sell it. But so yeah, we're

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figuring that out. Trying to put
some weird more is like can we put

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mop head replacements on the list,
Like no, that's just a grocery list.

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Then no one wants like I don't
want to thank you card for thank

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you for the mop heads, you
know, like it's stupid. Do you

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do a thank you card too?
For the money? If people get you

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probably? Yeah, well I didn't
realize you have to write thank you cards

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for the bridal showers. I'm like, oh great, what wait for that?

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I'd have never gotten a thank you
card from any of the bridal showers

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I've been a part of. I've
been a best man five times, bro,

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I don't know man five times and
it has spanned over a decade,

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the five different rooms. I don't
know want's to tell you, but I

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do no go out of a lot
of guys have always said the guys have

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always done a special thank you or
or the gift that you give. Yeah,

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that's those covered. My groom's men
have to wear their grooms gifts,

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right, but that's the thank you. I've never gotten a specially it's a

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car, just so thank you.
Wed. Well, that's what wants to

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do. Uh No, I've vetoed
that mora. My presence known my brother

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again, we hung out, went
the fam we went to Target to kill

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time for some reason, and he
was like, hey, can you come

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clean the car or clear the car? So we put all the demon it

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there was my mom's car. So
then I was like, okay, cool,

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Like why are we waiting? Do
you have the key? And then

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he opened it up and it was
the title and it was the will you

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be my best man? And then
so we're going to Miami, So you

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are finally get to go to Miami. That's where he wants to go for

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a Dolphins game. So that's cool. Wow, which early this season,

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they haven't announced the schedule yet they
announced the teams, but they have announced

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when, the dates and all that
stuff, so we figure that once they

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announce it. That's a cool How
many guys six guys? Well, groom's

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been so I don't know if he's
inviting other people that, like, you're

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you're going to WrestleMania with us for
my bachelor party? So yeah, I

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could have just one month away have
gone to that. That's been great.

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What WrestleMania? You know you want
to go? You know you want to

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go? Do I? Yeah,
have a good time with me. Get

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some cheese steaks. I always have
a good time with you. I always

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have a good time with cheese steaks. Well, you don't have to,

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Oh really, Andrew, I'm gonna
be stuck in a house with you people.

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Yeah, someone's gonna want to talk
to me. Well, you and

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John might be going to shrip club. Get a strip club with me.

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I don't know what you're doing.
Once I go to bedtime, you do

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whatever you want. You're coming to
a strip club and you go night and

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I go night. Now you're coming
to a strip club with me one time?

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At least give me five minutes.
I've been okay, that's all you're

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gonna need. Oh, never been
to one, so so there you go.

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You need's five minutes. If I
just go into the entrance like oh

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cover, no, thank you,
leave, They're gonna let you cover.

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That's what we got. That's that's
why I gotta get. That's why I

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gotta do a little talking. You
gotta be a little The groom's many,

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you know what I mean, Like
you can't can't look dorky. I mean

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me never wearing a spider Man's shirt. The studio with great nikeys on,

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Hey I got great nikes on.
Were talking about our stylist, Mack attacks.

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There's only coming out. What's that
I hear in the distances? It's

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so soft right now because the time
was that? Did you hear? I

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lost that note? Baby? You
want me to where we read? Real

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misconnections from the actual d m V. Why is Gogham style? The intro

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song for it. I don't know, just is you know? Because why

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not? Why he's an American treasure. Well, he's not really an American

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treasure. He's a Korean South Korean
treasure. But it is what it is.

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Talk about me, it's America.
Did he he did something? Because

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I'll never forget because he was part
of jingle Ball for a hot ninety five

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years ago, and right before the
jingle Ball something came out where he either

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did a video or he spoke about
how much he hates Western culture and and

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called out America apparently, so we
almost didn't have him at jingle Ball that

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year. Some times you had him, did sigh twelve times. We've been

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making a mini game of what streak
here Virginia, Maryland or DC lead?

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And we'll find out today because I
first went up Hungry Jack. Hungry Jack,

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you're keer entering Walker's Mill, Sure, Westphalia, Camp Springs, Maryland.

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No, let's know, that's Maryland. That's weird. That's that weird.

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Size every Saturday that you go saying, Hi, you're a jack.

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Hungry guy here loves to taste fat
sausages of all shames and size is I'm

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mobile in the DMV area. So
you need sausages. Jack will be coming

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to you back, Hungrid Jack,
Hungrid Jet. Next one, Mike,

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it's been a long time dot dot
dot. Before you retired, you were

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my top friend and I came over
for several unique times. Would love to

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get together again now that we're both
retired. Tom in Rockville, Okay,

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how do you not have this guy's
number? Then? If you were best

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friends, why don't you tell the
same number. Somebody changed numbers on you

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don't want to talk to you no
more time or or they're dead Jesus.

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Next one up, MB I enjoyed
working with a lot of Rockville, a

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lot of Rocky Vills. You were
a great orator and our after work speaking

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was terrific. Would love to resume
activity with you. JD orator. What's

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an orator? That's usually about being
a talker, but I think in this

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case as sexual oral. Oh oh
gotcha? Yeah, I got you,

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I got I'll pick up what you're
throwing down. Next one twenty eight Looking

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for a woman Warrington Assmusville Culpepper Jefferson. That's far out, bro. I'm

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probably the only guy on here that's
not a bot. But here it goes.

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Never really like girls my own age
or younger. Always had a thing

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for teachers, bosses, older women. I am a fit, well kept,

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twenty eight year old college guy.
How are you still in college at

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twenty eight? I've always dreamed about
doing it with a woman much older than

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me. I'm well experienced and well
even take a rhino. We can last

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as long as until your hit your
peak. I'm a dominant and I'm down

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for whatever you're down for. So
if anyone on here is serious about hooking

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up, let me know what's a
rhino? A rhino pil' a boner pill?

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They can get it at a seven
to eleven or guest, but it

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makes him last long? Yeh,
it's it's basically over the counter. I

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agree. Yeah, but you can
get over the counter of is just to

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have a boner, not to last
longer. Yeah, to have a boner

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in the last, I don't know. Yeah, four hours, bro,

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I don't know. Jesus. Next
one, magic silver Spring area. Do

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you miss my magic soft hands?
I live in Gathersburg, old woman in

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nice shape. Email me back if
you're interested to meet today today? So

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wait, who's winning right now in
Maryland? Right? Maryln? Damn right.

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Go my next one, last one? Uh need party girl near Rockville

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looking to get a room with a
party girl and lick it for hours.

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Oh because the because the room has
the wallpaper from like Willy Wonka where you

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could keep keeping it. It's different
flavors. You gotta lick it before you

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kick it. You gotta get it
so often we before look at it.

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It's an old eighties to the limit
limit. What's that song from? Push

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It to the Limit? Push It
to the limit Limit. It's an eighties

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bad song. Ah way to the
Eric Zone. It's danger zone a splash

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anyway, Maryland, you freaky this
week. That's all we're gonna say.

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But you gotta lick it before you
kick it, and get it something wet

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before you can hit it. I
didn't right, I'll find this song to

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your thought. But thanks for hanging
out with us. Next week we'll talk

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about my bridle shower because this weekend
Eric wasn't invited, So go You can

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see and follow us on social media
at mister Eric V. That's m R

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E R I c k V.
You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie that

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ends with a hy Just in case
you gotta lick it. You gotta lick

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it before you kick it, before
we kick it. You gotta take the

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extra step so we can kick it. You gotta lick it before we kick

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it. You gotta you gotta get
it soft and wet so we can kick

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it. And songs called lick It
by twenty fingers, and always remember it's

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okay to be weird and sexy.
It got weird, didn't it. Yeah,