WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:44.560 M Hey, guys, what's going on. It's Laura Kane after Dark here, 2 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:51.079 the podcast for the people So Stupid. I'm Laura Kane. This is 3 00:00:51.159 --> 00:00:55.320 my co host, Eric Rimmer. Hi, producer Brian over here. Hi 4 00:00:55.439 --> 00:01:00.119 Brian. I'm glad to be back back back another week and the podcast another 5 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:04.439 another Monday. Now, haven't you haven't run him off yet? Well hopefully 6 00:01:04.439 --> 00:01:07.680 not. Well we're having a party for him. Yeah, you guys are 7 00:01:07.719 --> 00:01:12.079 invited to the party we are having for producer Brian on May twenty ninth. 8 00:01:12.120 --> 00:01:17.480 We're going to be celebrating one year with the podcast. Oh my god, 9 00:01:17.640 --> 00:01:21.719 that is major because we've never made it a year with another producer, have 10 00:01:21.799 --> 00:01:25.400 we know? And we've been doing this almost four so that tells you something. 11 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:29.840 Brian is very patient, know how much I go throughout here. But 12 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:33.200 anyway, the party is going to be in my living room again, that's 13 00:01:33.239 --> 00:01:37.560 where we do the podcast these days, live from Laura's living room, celebrating 14 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:41.200 producer Brian. May twenty ninth, it's Memorial Day, but it's not till 15 00:01:41.200 --> 00:01:42.680 six thirty. So if you're out doing something, you're going to be done 16 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:47.640 by then anyway, for sure. So we're gonna have munchies. I was 17 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:52.640 just talking to my roommate who deals with food, that's what she does for 18 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:55.280 a living, and she was we were talking about the kind of munchies we're 19 00:01:55.280 --> 00:02:00.959 gonna have here. We're going to have prizes and party favors and roasts and 20 00:02:01.159 --> 00:02:07.400 a presentation. Roasts, not a roast. No roasts. Apparently that's what 21 00:02:07.400 --> 00:02:09.439 Brian wants. Brian's gonna get it. He wants to roast us. We 22 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:14.560 want this is your idea to do the roast? It was yours. No, 23 00:02:14.759 --> 00:02:15.479 you said you were going to roast me, and I said, fine, 24 00:02:15.479 --> 00:02:20.719 I'm gonna roast you back. Brian. Just remember, oh, I'm 25 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:23.439 going to be a I'm going to be a delight anyway. It's going to 26 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.319 be really funny and fun and we want you guys to be here. And 27 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:29.319 I have ordered a bunch of fun prizes. So it will do a Q 28 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:31.159 and a two. People can ask me questions and I'll just not answer and 29 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:34.960 I'll be all stern about it. No, you're gonna have to be very 30 00:02:35.280 --> 00:02:40.879 completely honest and nobut what they asked. All right, So what you need 31 00:02:40.960 --> 00:02:46.560 to do to go is you just have to be an Instagram subscriber, which 32 00:02:46.599 --> 00:02:49.039 is four ninety nine. Just go on to Instagram. You see a little 33 00:02:49.080 --> 00:02:52.800 subscribe Button's super easy, four ninety nine a month, and then when you 34 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.319 become a subscriber, then you can RSVP to the party, which is at 35 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:59.719 Laura Kane after dark dot com. Very easy. We already have people. 36 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:01.840 I've already claimed their seat. We don't have a whole lot because it is 37 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:05.319 in my living room and I don't have a big place, but we're going 38 00:03:05.400 --> 00:03:07.280 to stuff as many people as we can in here. Did I celebrate our 39 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:12.319 boy in the bedroom? No? No one goes in my bedroom? Oh, 40 00:03:12.879 --> 00:03:16.080 no, one wants to go in there. You are correct. My 41 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:22.560 room is was clean after the last week, but then I messed it up 42 00:03:22.560 --> 00:03:25.719 again. Oh boy, I can't seem to keep it clean. Oh okay, 43 00:03:25.800 --> 00:03:31.479 So before we talk about Jay Wartzler, huh, guess who what what? 44 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:36.080 Oh? Well, we'll do well, yeah, we will reveal it. 45 00:03:36.360 --> 00:03:38.360 We will reveal all of that during his commercial. We had so much 46 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:43.759 fun we did. But guess who comes home tomorrow night? Evan Evan. 47 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:46.879 Elizabeth cannot wait to see her. She has finished her first year at Fordham 48 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:51.719 and she's all packed up. She's ready to go. She she has to 49 00:03:51.759 --> 00:03:54.719 turn in her little dorm room key tomorrow. It's so cute. I can't 50 00:03:54.719 --> 00:04:00.639 believe a year has gone by. I can't believes fingers crossed, if she 51 00:04:00.719 --> 00:04:05.879 can even go back. I'm hope, I'm hoping. Please don't stress me 52 00:04:05.879 --> 00:04:13.479 out in the beginning of the podcast. Please don't you got me thinking about 53 00:04:13.479 --> 00:04:17.199 it now. I'm freaked out anyway. So that's the party. It's on 54 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:20.600 May twenty nine. It's coming up here pretty soon, not next week but 55 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:26.199 the week after, So make sure you rs VP at Laura Kane after Dark 56 00:04:26.279 --> 00:04:32.399 dot com. Nah, we need to talk about je Wertzler. Yes, 57 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:38.160 who is not only my favorite guy, but is your favorite guy? I 58 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:43.000 love ja. A friend of mine just met with him today and she said, 59 00:04:43.879 --> 00:04:47.439 you need to talk about him all the time because he is so good. 60 00:04:48.000 --> 00:04:53.120 He is so she sat with him for like three hours. Oh my 61 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:56.160 god, isn't he the best? That's what she said. She goes, 62 00:04:56.199 --> 00:04:59.480 I hope he doesn't ever stop advertising because people need to know about him. 63 00:04:59.800 --> 00:05:01.759 Well, what who is he? What is he? He's a money manager. 64 00:05:02.120 --> 00:05:06.800 He's a money manager. He's a divorced financial analyst. He will make 65 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:11.800 your money grow. He'll make sure that you have enough money left when you 66 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:15.160 were set to retire. Do you know Jody's retiring in December? I believe 67 00:05:15.199 --> 00:05:18.600 that. Yeah. I mean it's gay people. You get there, you 68 00:05:18.639 --> 00:05:21.600 get to that point. But are you going to have enough money? You 69 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:25.720 gotta talk to Jay Wertzler. Make your money grow. He knows where to 70 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:30.920 put it. He does. Okay, So we did go to happy hour 71 00:05:31.040 --> 00:05:35.360 with Jay and his college roommate, which was so fun. My god. 72 00:05:35.600 --> 00:05:41.360 This place called Red Oh yes, it's a Mexican restaurant. It was really 73 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:46.439 great. It's in it was very fast from UTC. Yes, and they 74 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.399 ordered a shot of tequila. Oh my god, because I wanted them too, 75 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:51.560 because I'm like, they have this little tequila card. It was so 76 00:05:51.600 --> 00:05:55.680 cute. Who knew you were gonna be like the instigator? I know, 77 00:05:56.279 --> 00:06:00.720 well because I thought the bottles were so pretty. And then they ordered this 78 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:06.439 bottle a butt plug. This is a bottle of tequila. There was one 79 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:10.120 poor left, and so I asked the lady. I'm like, can I 80 00:06:10.160 --> 00:06:13.360 have that bottle when you're done with it? She gave it to her. 81 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:16.319 It's pretty. The cap is absolutely a butt plug. It is a butt 82 00:06:16.319 --> 00:06:20.040 plug. It's a penis. These are balls, this is a shaft. 83 00:06:20.079 --> 00:06:25.120 It's the whole thing. It's the whole damn thing. Like hello, anyway, 84 00:06:25.160 --> 00:06:27.639 So I told more flower in it here, let me see it. 85 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:30.399 I told anything weird with it? Well, no, I told, because 86 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:34.959 Laura already has put a flower, grabbed the base and you push this little 87 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:40.759 emblem right here and then go like this the top. Stop it. I 88 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:44.959 knew you were going to do something naughty. We're in the middle of a 89 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:47.120 j. Wurtzler ad for a Capital Growth Inc. That's where you working, 90 00:06:47.279 --> 00:06:54.639 Capital Growth. Let's start over Capital Growth anyway. His number is eight five 91 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:59.560 eight five five two six nine six zero. That was my part. Okay, 92 00:06:59.560 --> 00:07:01.439 then go ahead, I can't do it. Go do the whole thing. 93 00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:08.439 Eight five eight five five two six nine six zero. And he has 94 00:07:08.439 --> 00:07:14.199 an email. It's jayw at Capital growthink dot com. Email him any questions 95 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.160 you have, he will gladly answer. He's really good at that. He 96 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:20.480 is. And if you'd like to view his website on the worldwide Web, 97 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:28.879 you can also do that www dot Capital Growth Inc. Dot Com. Producer 98 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:30.240 Ryan says, it's a good one. It's a good website. It is 99 00:07:30.240 --> 00:07:33.480 a good website. It's a good website. Thirty five years plus of experience, 100 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:39.240 thirty five years at Capital Growth Ink J Wertzler. All right, so 101 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:44.800 now host chat. Wait real quick, now we're off the ad um. 102 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:47.800 Have you done anything I'm becoming with that tequila bottle? I've stuck a flower 103 00:07:47.839 --> 00:07:49.879 in it, on the top of it. Oh, I thought I thought 104 00:07:49.959 --> 00:07:54.519 something bad was really good? What do you think I sat on it? 105 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:59.319 What the hell think I'm that kind of a person. Look at this thing. 106 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:03.399 It's dude. No, I have not done anything naughty with it. 107 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:07.279 If you're sitting out here, the question though, yes, this is out 108 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:11.000 of the question. Would this would be horrible? It would not feel good? 109 00:08:11.959 --> 00:08:13.759 You guys are naughty tonight? What the heck? Sorry, I'm sorry. 110 00:08:13.800 --> 00:08:16.040 You're the one that put the giant dildough on the table. True, 111 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:20.639 true to exactly, and yes, this train right into smuttown. I am 112 00:08:22.079 --> 00:08:26.680 channeling my inner Brady Bunch with this outfit I'm wearing tonight. I thought I'd 113 00:08:26.680 --> 00:08:31.560 go all seventies on you. Marsha Marshall. I know it's totally seventies five. 114 00:08:31.360 --> 00:08:35.200 So yesterday it was Mother's Day, and if you're lucky enough to have 115 00:08:35.240 --> 00:08:39.480 a mother still with us, then I'm sure you celebrated her or celebrated with 116 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:43.320 her or if you're a mom, happy belated Mother's Day. I hope you 117 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:45.879 had a great one. I know it's a tough day for you, Eric, 118 00:08:45.919 --> 00:08:48.480 because you don't have your mama with us anymore. It's hard. It 119 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:52.120 must be a really hard day for people who have lost their mom. I 120 00:08:52.159 --> 00:08:56.960 mean, like really hard. So I hope you were okay. I did. 121 00:08:56.000 --> 00:08:58.960 I went, thank you. I did. I went out and saw 122 00:08:58.000 --> 00:09:03.399 her. No, oh good, yes, oh that's good. You didn't 123 00:09:03.399 --> 00:09:05.519 have to work. Did you take it off so you could go be with 124 00:09:05.519 --> 00:09:09.200 her? No, I just went out and saw her. I know, 125 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:13.679 I went out early. I went okay, yeah, well good. Well, 126 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:22.120 my aunt died recently and it was my mom's sister. So my cousins 127 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:26.960 chose Mother's Day for her memorial. So they live in Vista, so we 128 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:30.879 drove. I drove up to Vista. My mom and my sister and her 129 00:09:30.960 --> 00:09:33.279 kids drove down to Vista and so we all met. So I got to 130 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:35.759 hang out with my mom and everything, and then we got we did this 131 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:39.519 really cool thing. After my cousin said some nice things about their mother, 132 00:09:39.679 --> 00:09:45.639 and there's a little video. They had these little envelopes and inside each envelope 133 00:09:45.679 --> 00:09:50.480 was a live butterfly because my aunt loved butterflies. And we all went outside 134 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:52.519 and we did a butterfly release. Oh my god, that's cool. They're 135 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:54.879 in these little tiny envelopes. You open it up and they kind of like 136 00:09:54.919 --> 00:09:58.080 sit on your hand, they kind of like get their bearings and then they 137 00:09:58.120 --> 00:10:03.600 fly off and so pretty holes in them. Now. They were like very 138 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:07.360 transparent. They're almost like God almost like yeah, oh okay. I'd be 139 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:09.840 really worried if I opened an envelope and there was the dead butter Yeah, 140 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:13.960 that would yeah, that would hold totally ruin the experience. But all of 141 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:18.440 our butterflies were alive, and it was really fun. It's fun seeing my 142 00:10:18.519 --> 00:10:22.320 cousins and uh seeing my mom of course, and my sister and my brother 143 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:26.720 even came. Oh wow, Eric came, Eric with a k another Eric 144 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:28.360 with a king. Wow. I know, it was great. So I 145 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:31.840 made a little video. I put it on Instagram. Awesome and Hi mat 146 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:35.720 But I want you guys to know that I do think about you, because 147 00:10:35.759 --> 00:10:39.519 I think about this all the time with my mom she's eighty two, and 148 00:10:39.720 --> 00:10:43.039 you just never know. She's healthy. She has her mind is one. 149 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:50.080 Um, she's no illnesses or anything, but she just don't know. And 150 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:54.120 so I just cherished every second I get to spend with her, every second, 151 00:10:54.200 --> 00:10:58.240 and I just I can't. I just can't think about it. I 152 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:01.679 can't go there. I don't want new but I but I do think about 153 00:11:01.679 --> 00:11:05.279 you guys. So I'm I'm sure yesterday was a tough one for a lot 154 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:07.919 of you. So anyway, there's that. Um. Also, I wanted 155 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:13.200 to tell you that came out the list of the top baby names for twenty 156 00:11:13.240 --> 00:11:20.559 twenty three. Oh ready for this? I always like these. No, 157 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:24.360 okay, want any guesses? Any guesses? I'm gonna say, Emma is 158 00:11:24.480 --> 00:11:28.919 one. Let's see, Yes, yes, in the top ten for girls? 159 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:33.480 Yes? What about boys? Jaden? No, not on the list? 160 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:39.080 On the list, Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. Oh, not on 161 00:11:39.080 --> 00:11:45.000 the list. That's not an old school name kind of Bradley. What's the 162 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:50.799 name of what's the name of? Um, it's Harry has to be on 163 00:11:50.879 --> 00:11:54.200 there. Here, I'll read you the list. Okay, sort of, 164 00:11:54.360 --> 00:12:00.519 not really though. Oh so it's the Social Security Administration releases this list every 165 00:12:00.600 --> 00:12:03.399 year, and here it is this year. Here are the boys. Number 166 00:12:03.399 --> 00:12:07.080 one. I'll go, I'll get to number one. I'll start with number 167 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:15.159 ten. Theodore, THEO. That's Theo is so cute. Benjamin, Oh, 168 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.159 god, Ben. So far we are two for two onl founding Fathers. 169 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:24.159 Wow, Lucas Henry, which is close to Harry but not quite. 170 00:12:24.240 --> 00:12:28.080 Actually love Henry. I love that name too. Charlie was almost to Henry. 171 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:31.559 He was almost a Carson. It's not gross. I think about that 172 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:35.519 now. Carson. I think about him, and it wouldn't have fit him. 173 00:12:35.720 --> 00:12:39.759 Carson out there. No, I know right now we're offending everybody. 174 00:12:39.919 --> 00:12:48.799 William is up there though not Harry, but William, Elijah James, nice 175 00:12:48.039 --> 00:12:54.320 solid name, Oliver Noah, and Liam is number one, Wow, number 176 00:12:54.399 --> 00:13:01.159 one, number one Liam. All right, now, girls, don't read 177 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:03.519 my paper, you know, I like to surprise you. Do not read 178 00:13:03.679 --> 00:13:05.600 over my shoulder. I'm not I don't like not even looking at you? 179 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:11.840 Does that mean that you're not even looking at Did you just say I'm not 180 00:13:11.879 --> 00:13:16.679 even looking at you? Meanly, I'm not even looking at you? Wow? 181 00:13:18.720 --> 00:13:22.360 After I heard I heard that hurt? Wow? I love Okay. 182 00:13:22.399 --> 00:13:26.200 Here we go with girls number ten, and this is a dog name in 183 00:13:26.240 --> 00:13:31.559 my opinion, but it's also a cute baby name. Luna as a girl's 184 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:35.600 name as a girl. Oh no, what's the moon. That's weird. 185 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:43.480 Luna, a little baby named Luna. Oh yeah, what no? Yep, 186 00:13:45.039 --> 00:13:46.919 I have a friend that has a dog named Luna, So there you 187 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:52.759 go. That's a great dog, a great dog name. Evelyn. Yeah, 188 00:13:54.000 --> 00:13:58.440 a lot of people like the name Evy, which is named Evy sometimes. 189 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:05.840 I've known even on a few crazy evelens. Just one actually, Oh 190 00:14:05.440 --> 00:14:11.919 Mia, that's always on the list. Mia, Ava, Isabella, Bella. 191 00:14:13.000 --> 00:14:16.879 Lots of Bella's out there ever since Twilight. Yes, Sophia, lots 192 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:22.200 of Sophia's spelled pH i e. I know a Sophia with an F and 193 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.000 I like that. I know like four different Sophia's spelled all the ways, 194 00:14:26.039 --> 00:14:31.840 all the different ways. Amelia, okay, Charlotte, that's a cool name. 195 00:14:31.919 --> 00:14:37.360 That's a city. It's a pretty name, um Emma. And number 196 00:14:37.360 --> 00:14:46.759 one, Little Tommy's granddaughter's name, Olivia. Olivia. That's a beautiful name. 197 00:14:48.879 --> 00:14:50.600 Oh yeah, that's right. I even can put the two and two 198 00:14:50.679 --> 00:14:54.320 together, Oliver and Olivia. I love that name, Olivia. It's so 199 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:56.879 beautiful. If I could change my name, I might change it to Olivia 200 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:03.399 Olivia Game. Oh that's like a soap opera name is that's fancy. I'm 201 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:11.480 changing my names are still super famous Olivia Kane after dark. Oh that's too 202 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:16.919 many syllables. Oh okay, anyway, Um, did you know that people 203 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:20.639 I know this is I'm kind of impeding on your territory with the dirt, 204 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:26.960 But did you know that people are really afraid of Britney spears upcoming autobiography. 205 00:15:26.080 --> 00:15:33.279 Famous people are freaking out. They're like attorney's letters are arriving dozens from a 206 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:37.720 famous people saying if she says da da da da, I'm going to sue 207 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:41.000 what I hear too. We don't know when the book is maybe fall. 208 00:15:41.039 --> 00:15:45.159 They say it hasn't quite been finished yet. It's going to be a ghostwriter 209 00:15:45.279 --> 00:15:48.480 for sure. And don't say that you never know. She might have a 210 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:54.519 brain. She might have a brain. I'm sure she does, but I'm 211 00:15:54.559 --> 00:15:56.799 just saying I don't know if she's gonna be capable of writing a book though 212 00:15:56.879 --> 00:16:03.360 that's a tall or well, she'll get help, but yeah, she'll get 213 00:16:03.360 --> 00:16:04.960 a ghost writer. Maie okay, you joined us, Hi, Maggie. 214 00:16:06.399 --> 00:16:08.519 Okay, so one more thing. You know, have bed bathroom beyond. 215 00:16:08.559 --> 00:16:11.360 All of them are closing, Yes, all of them are. Oh I 216 00:16:11.360 --> 00:16:15.840 didn't know that they're all closing. There, it's there. Have you been 217 00:16:15.879 --> 00:16:18.759 to the one admission valley? No? Is it? So it's so sad. 218 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:23.320 That story is huge, it's two stories. It's oh, it's oh 219 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:26.679 my god. And they had stuff stacked up to the sea. Yeah, 220 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:30.759 and now there's like curtains over like whole sections like it's yeah. Well, 221 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:37.799 now abandoned buildings like bed bathroom beyond and old sears buildings are being turned into 222 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:44.159 pickle ball rooms wool. I don't play big ball, but that's sneat idea. 223 00:16:44.200 --> 00:16:47.480 Have you ever played? Is that the one where you throw against the 224 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:49.840 wall you keep ying. It's like tennis. I think you do across a 225 00:16:49.960 --> 00:16:55.559 net, right, that's tennis. No, it's it's tennis with a weirder 226 00:16:56.159 --> 00:16:59.679 racket. I don't know. I don't feel like I want to look at 227 00:16:59.679 --> 00:17:03.679 that, yes, because I don't know what it is. Pickleball, I 228 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:06.279 know, I don't. I just saw them playing on vander Pump one time. 229 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:08.799 Yeah, that's the only thing I know about so popular. So there 230 00:17:08.839 --> 00:17:14.039 are my little tidbits. Oh speaking up rules, Oh boy? On my? 231 00:17:15.480 --> 00:17:21.480 Oh yeah what I have the trailer for the new excellent? Yeah excellent. 232 00:17:22.039 --> 00:17:25.160 Oh and by the way, Eric, Yeah, I have to admit 233 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:27.680 I saw that you called me yesterday on Mother's Day and I loved it. 234 00:17:29.000 --> 00:17:32.359 Thank you. But I didn't listen to your message. Should I listen to 235 00:17:32.359 --> 00:17:34.519 it now or should I listen to it in private? I was really busy 236 00:17:34.599 --> 00:17:38.279 yesterday. I was like running around anyway. There's no excuse I can't. 237 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:44.599 It's on my am using the message. I don't know, but I can't 238 00:17:44.599 --> 00:17:48.440 play because I'm using my phone for Instagram. Would you say, do you 239 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:52.960 remember I just said I loved you and you were an amazing mom day. 240 00:17:52.440 --> 00:17:55.400 See, now I get to look forward to that. I would you not 241 00:17:55.440 --> 00:17:59.720 listen to it because it was me? No? No, I just I 242 00:17:59.720 --> 00:18:02.559 saw all that you had called. I didn't actually realize you had left a 243 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:07.519 message until later. Eric's important I leave him from tom Killa. I didn't 244 00:18:07.519 --> 00:18:10.240 say that either, but you were thinking. She was like, oh, 245 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:14.279 it's that nightmare. No, I knew why you were calling and I and 246 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:17.599 I thought that was really sweet and I knew you probably you were, but 247 00:18:17.720 --> 00:18:21.440 you're like, I know he's physical. I called Mary too. You called 248 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:26.519 my mama, Mama, did Mary pick up? Did Mary or did you 249 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:30.440 leave a message? No? I left a message that she never checks. 250 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:33.640 She never checks her messages because she doesn't know how we see where you get 251 00:18:33.680 --> 00:18:37.680 that from. Thank you. That was really nice, really nice. You're 252 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:41.920 welcome. I got to talk to Charlie, I got to talk to Evan. 253 00:18:42.519 --> 00:18:45.319 And you're gonna think I'm crazy, but this is what I have done 254 00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:51.640 every single year that I have been a mother, well ever the years that 255 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:56.160 the kids have been grown up enough. But anyway, since they were probably 256 00:18:56.200 --> 00:19:00.799 like five, instead of them getting me a present, I love buying my 257 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:03.160 kids things. So for Mother's Day, I would buy them each a present 258 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:07.759 like that, and I they would get so crazy about it, be like, 259 00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:10.480 mom, no, we're supposed to be getting you something. I'm like, 260 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:12.480 no, you got I want to get I see, I got you 261 00:19:12.519 --> 00:19:17.079 a present. I call you mommy. I like giving presents, and so 262 00:19:17.279 --> 00:19:22.839 I got my kids. There are Mother's Day gifts yesterday, Oh do you 263 00:19:22.839 --> 00:19:25.319 like it? My favorite? I know women in the world. I know. 264 00:19:26.319 --> 00:19:30.519 Um So anyway, I got to talk to Charlie and Evan. It 265 00:19:30.559 --> 00:19:33.119 was really fun. Anyway, that's my host chat. I'll shut up. 266 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:38.279 Now it's your turn. Oh do I have something? Well? I have 267 00:19:38.400 --> 00:19:41.680 so many things to talk about. Okay, let's give it. Give us 268 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:48.160 like a list and we'll pick. So. Do you want to hear about 269 00:19:48.200 --> 00:19:55.880 me getting the response from Jerome's for my Better Business Bureau? Okay, that's 270 00:19:55.920 --> 00:20:02.200 one yes. Or do you want to hear about the San Diego woman that 271 00:20:02.319 --> 00:20:06.079 went nuts in the Lucha Libre near your house? I need to hear about 272 00:20:06.079 --> 00:20:10.279 the Karen. Okay, let's hear about the Karen. So. Uh, 273 00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:12.880 Luca Libres right down the street. Yes, wait, what house is this? 274 00:20:15.039 --> 00:20:19.200 This house? The Luca lib the one right on Washington, Luca Libre, 275 00:20:19.480 --> 00:20:23.119 the restaurant. There was a woman that what freaked out in the restaurant 276 00:20:23.200 --> 00:20:26.720 and the restaurants right down the street. Oh Maggie, thank you. Maggie 277 00:20:26.759 --> 00:20:33.359 bought a badge. Thank you, Maggie. So the backstory is it was 278 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:37.720 all over the news on I think it was Friday. A woman went into 279 00:20:37.720 --> 00:20:41.400 the Lucci Libre. She ordered a couple of burritos, ate them and then 280 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:51.119 demanded her money back and things got really bad with the cashier. So I'm 281 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:56.319 gonna play a little of this now. The language is terrible, Well we 282 00:20:56.359 --> 00:21:11.920 could play it. That's good. Hey, say everybody, bab syn you 283 00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:26.279 fuck up receipt? Give me, yeah, please leave me my receipt. 284 00:21:34.799 --> 00:21:45.119 I swear to you. Oh no. It turns out this woman is Um, 285 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:49.680 is a VP or something at a company here in San Diego. Allegedly 286 00:21:49.799 --> 00:21:53.440 she's been fired within one day. So I think it happened on Thursday, 287 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:57.000 and it all came out on Friday and she was already fired allegedly, that's 288 00:21:57.599 --> 00:22:03.599 Um. They showed a cop of the letter that the company sent the corporate 289 00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:08.920 office of Lucilibre saying they severed ties with her. So she was trying to 290 00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:12.440 grab her. She kept saying, give me my receipt. The cashier was 291 00:22:12.519 --> 00:22:18.160 holding a receipt that had printed out for an online order for pickup, and 292 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:22.279 she scratched the girl like grabbed her blouse and like pulled it, like put 293 00:22:22.400 --> 00:22:30.200 hands on her. So all over at Okay, you can't these days with 294 00:22:30.359 --> 00:22:34.839 phones everywhere. No, and look she lost her job. That coworker was 295 00:22:36.039 --> 00:22:38.759 taking a video of her, as he should have done, because she's out 296 00:22:38.839 --> 00:22:42.160 of line. Yeah, completely out of line. It was crazy. And 297 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:47.079 the video goes on for a couple of minutes, but the languages woman was 298 00:22:47.200 --> 00:22:51.960 using, and I'm like, talk about someone that is so entitled. I 299 00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:56.440 can't take it anymore. I never thought I would see the day where a 300 00:22:56.519 --> 00:23:00.240 red light is just a suggestion. Like people don't even stop at red lights 301 00:23:00.279 --> 00:23:04.000 anymore. They just blow through them. That I know that I've seen Mary. 302 00:23:04.440 --> 00:23:08.400 Whenever I'm the first car, I never go as soon as light turns 303 00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:12.799 green. I always wait a couple of beats because somebody just cruising through. 304 00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:18.039 That's smart. Actually yeah, I mean I'm people running a yellow totally. 305 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:25.079 Oh if you go too fast or too quickly. And it is un like 306 00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:34.799 I was going somewhere always coming here today and people were just crossing. Oh 307 00:23:34.839 --> 00:23:38.720 in my neighborhood, no no, no, no, m on the don't 308 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:42.519 walk. People were still just crossing. They just don't even care anymore. 309 00:23:42.599 --> 00:23:48.680 Like it is crazy. I know what's going on? What are we going 310 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:51.880 to do about it? I don't know people going to start again. This 311 00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:56.400 whole me first thing is who said it's me first? Who's me first? 312 00:23:56.960 --> 00:23:59.519 Me too? But what's mean? First? People cut you off, like 313 00:23:59.720 --> 00:24:03.319 just to get in line, one car in front of you, people running 314 00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:11.359 red lights like it is insane. I'm over it, wow, And you 315 00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:15.039 know what happens when I get over things? He becomes a Karen No, 316 00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:19.200 he can't well rightly so though a welcome but something needs to happen, like 317 00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:23.680 people are acting like assholes and I don't want to hear any I know that 318 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:29.400 COVID did a number on everybody, but you know what, it's over. 319 00:24:29.880 --> 00:24:33.519 Yeah, let's get back to the big boy pants on and everybody get back 320 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:36.920 to being nice. I'm sick of as shit. I haven't notice any like 321 00:24:37.720 --> 00:24:42.480 quantifiable like across the board uptick and Karen's or assholes. Oh god, people 322 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:47.480 are awful, yeah, but they people have always been awful since, like 323 00:24:47.599 --> 00:24:51.599 you know, sin existed. It's bad, though, It's like it's gotten 324 00:24:51.640 --> 00:24:59.200 worse. People are just more apt to snap entitled. Yes, entitle entitlement 325 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:03.519 is just unreal. I just want to say. I looked into it, 326 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:08.440 and the customer who was yelling claimed that the restaurant overcharged her and that she's 327 00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:11.400 not the Actually she's not the only person on yelp who's claimed that, but 328 00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:15.279 she said they overcharged her and they refused to help her, and they were 329 00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:18.680 laughing at her. But it's, you know, well the video, like 330 00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:22.039 I said, the video. So her husband immediately, who she was with, 331 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:29.920 wrote a Yelp review on Yelp and it was instantly, Um, I 332 00:25:29.960 --> 00:25:32.079 don't know if it was taken down. I think it was taken down because 333 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:34.200 I looked for it to see is it still up there? Yeah, and 334 00:25:36.680 --> 00:25:41.640 I couldn't find it, but to try and kind of soften the blow, 335 00:25:41.319 --> 00:25:45.559 and it didn't work. They also claimed that the restaurant was overcharging, like 336 00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:48.519 was making other charges on her credit card or something, yeah, which is 337 00:25:51.079 --> 00:25:53.960 which they've already debunked because they said there's a way to deal with this though, 338 00:25:55.119 --> 00:25:57.920 yeah way, yeah, like she she gave her credit card and they 339 00:25:57.920 --> 00:26:02.920 went on Amazon and just started making purchases like you know, it was that's 340 00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:07.160 ridiculous. Oh, before we get into your your dirt, your double d 341 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:11.880 I just saw something that By the way, Margaret, I wanted you to 342 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:14.839 come in tonight because we needed to talk about ninety day and we need to 343 00:26:14.880 --> 00:26:18.519 talk about the upcoming vander Pump reunion. But yes, she said, have 344 00:26:18.720 --> 00:26:22.640 you seen the Mother? Oh, I just watched it she said it was 345 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:25.880 so good. She said it was so good. It was good. I 346 00:26:25.960 --> 00:26:27.119 told you it was gonna I don't want to see it. It's good. 347 00:26:27.119 --> 00:26:33.880 I can't look at Jennifer Lopez in in that role. It just kicks ass. 348 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:37.559 She was great, Margaret, I'm with you. I don't care about 349 00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:41.279 her. She's not I mean impressed. I'm impressed by her. Yes, 350 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:45.200 I'm very impressed by her, but it was trust me, I don't enjoy 351 00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:48.240 her at her movies. She looks good. I like, that's about it, 352 00:26:48.519 --> 00:26:53.400 right, Okay, what do you mean anyway? Is it like scary? 353 00:26:53.960 --> 00:26:57.960 It's an action movie, so you're out anyway, Jennifer Lopez an action 354 00:26:59.079 --> 00:27:02.680 Yeah, exactly exactly. I just saw the trailer and she's like killing a 355 00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:07.039 or she shoots a wolf or something good. She doesn't shoot a wolf. 356 00:27:07.039 --> 00:27:11.559 It was annoying. Oh my god, like pieces with her bare hands. 357 00:27:11.200 --> 00:27:15.519 And of course she looks like absolutely gorgeous when she's supposed to be all tore 358 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:19.079 up she does. Okay, you you got this via door dash. Don't 359 00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:22.200 talk to me about this. I don't want to talk to you about that. 360 00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:25.599 I would like to know how much that little smoothie cost twenty bucks. 361 00:27:25.960 --> 00:27:30.799 No, not quite a little bit more than that. Is that the door 362 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.640 dash total or just the price of the smoothie? Just the price of this. 363 00:27:33.960 --> 00:27:37.839 Well, I know I have a dash pass. I get it for 364 00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:41.480 free, look eighteen dollars, and I'm gonna drink all of it. I 365 00:27:41.599 --> 00:27:47.160 didn't eat anything today and I can't keep eating corn, so I have to 366 00:27:47.559 --> 00:27:49.200 have some greens of some sort, and I didn't have time to go, 367 00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:52.960 so I just got it. And somebody gave me a hundred bucks yesterday from 368 00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:56.720 Mother's Day. So I decided to use it on a smoothie. And I'm 369 00:27:56.839 --> 00:28:00.920 enjoying one hundred dollars smoothie. No, it's it's one hundred dollars, only 370 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:04.759 twenty of the hundred dollars about and I'm enjoying it thoroughly. Thank you. 371 00:28:06.640 --> 00:28:10.200 Oh now, God, before we get into your double d. We have 372 00:28:10.680 --> 00:28:15.000 a brand news podcast. Yes, we do. A lot restaurant, Brandon 373 00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:22.880 Alote. We'd like to welcome to the podcast Alote restaurant. Oh my goodness. 374 00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:27.359 Locations. The first one is the Full restaurant and it's located in Escondido. 375 00:28:29.079 --> 00:28:33.880 It is seventeen sixty East Valley Parkway and is located in the Valley Plaza, 376 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:37.000 and the other one is in Old Town. It's in a food court 377 00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:42.319 on Congress and they serve a lots the corner, which is so dang goode 378 00:28:44.720 --> 00:28:48.119 oh, forget about it. Stuff potatoes, malatas potatoes. It's so fun. 379 00:28:48.200 --> 00:28:56.279 On Instagram find them at Alotte Restaurant. I am hungry already. If 380 00:28:56.359 --> 00:29:00.960 you go to Alote an Old Town or an Escondido and you say Laura Kane 381 00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:07.920 after Dark sent me, you get fifty percent off any beverage, any beverage, 382 00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:11.920 and they have a variety, so I mean it could be a michelada, 383 00:29:11.039 --> 00:29:14.440 which is pretty cool. Have you ever had one of those? I 384 00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:18.279 haven't They look amazing, don't they? It's beer and like it looks really 385 00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:22.680 good though, because like the way that they the glass has like this stuff 386 00:29:22.720 --> 00:29:26.599 on this side. It's really cool. But anyway, if you mentioned Laura 387 00:29:26.680 --> 00:29:27.920 Kane after Dark, make sure you go down there. The one in Oldtown 388 00:29:29.000 --> 00:29:36.240 is especially Coolton's little like a you know those little places that have different foods. 389 00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:41.920 Duh. Anyway, it's in this neat new little food court and it's 390 00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:45.200 right at the end of San Diego Avenue on Congress so teller. Hi, 391 00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:49.400 that's my roommate Marie. And then their main one is up in Escondido. 392 00:29:49.519 --> 00:29:53.759 Correct, that's a full on restall on restaurant. Thank you elote. Oh, 393 00:29:53.880 --> 00:29:57.599 Margaret says she had Alotte the other day addicted. Yes, isn't it 394 00:29:57.720 --> 00:30:02.559 good? It's so freaking good that corn is to die. And if if 395 00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.000 you haven't had the potatoes, have the potatoes. Oh this stuff potato. 396 00:30:04.039 --> 00:30:07.480 Oh my god, that's so good, so good. Okay, mister, 397 00:30:07.640 --> 00:30:14.559 let's bring on the day leader. Oh man, a lot. I love 398 00:30:14.599 --> 00:30:17.519 it when there's a lot, so much dirt, it's probably gonna be mud. 399 00:30:18.079 --> 00:30:22.680 Maggie bought another badge. I love you, Maggie, so sweet. 400 00:30:22.759 --> 00:30:27.079 And Sandy McClory, who does a show in Austin. Yes, he The 401 00:30:27.480 --> 00:30:33.519 JB and Sandy show was is and was super popular in Austin. And now 402 00:30:33.599 --> 00:30:37.920 they're together again doing some shows JB and Sandy. Look them up. They're 403 00:30:38.000 --> 00:30:44.559 really good. And he bought a badge. Thank you. Okay, so 404 00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:51.279 what, Oh my god, there's so much. Johnny Depp signed a record 405 00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:53.640 three year, twenty million dollar deal to continue to be the face of Yours 406 00:30:55.000 --> 00:30:59.279 ou Savage cologne. He first signed with them back in twenty fifteen. Johnny's 407 00:30:59.279 --> 00:31:03.839 new deal is the large of any men's fragrance. It surpasses Robert Pattinson's twelve 408 00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:07.119 million dollars for dr Ome and Brad pitt seven million for Chanel Number five. 409 00:31:07.359 --> 00:31:11.039 I've never even seen a Brad Pitt sell five not either. I think signing 410 00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:15.920 big celebrities for cloone is the biggest waste of money ever. You don't think 411 00:31:17.039 --> 00:31:19.559 that brings in customers? No, because who buys Clone based on the celebrity. 412 00:31:19.559 --> 00:31:22.880 It's what the smell like? Who's ever boy the cologne they didn't like 413 00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:25.960 the smell of like because you know giant Depp is on it right right, 414 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.480 Well, obviously his trial didn't do anything to deter from him earning money. 415 00:31:30.720 --> 00:31:33.839 Well that's good, I mean so not on parts of Caribbean. That was 416 00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.680 a that's a dumb call right there. Whoever made that call not to bring 417 00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:40.279 him back? Yeah, then making those movies still as a dumb call. 418 00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:42.440 But agreed, he is going to bounce back from this whole thing with Amber 419 00:31:42.480 --> 00:31:45.680 heard just fine. A source familiar with the fragrance industry. He said the 420 00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:51.119 average amount for an A list celebrity is two to four million a year, 421 00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:55.799 so he's really making bank. I heard that. Amber heard actually is retiring 422 00:31:55.839 --> 00:32:00.359 from acting. She probably should well, so she has enough money to retire. 423 00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:04.720 She's going to do to hire her only fans, I know, only 424 00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:07.440 fans. Actually, she probably would do pretty well. Yeah. Yeah, 425 00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:12.079 she's hot, I mean very hot. Um Ann Hash was buried on Mother's 426 00:32:12.200 --> 00:32:16.000 Day, which was shocking because she passed away last year. Oh wow, 427 00:32:16.400 --> 00:32:21.160 where they keep her for so long? Or maybe they maybe they cremated her, 428 00:32:21.200 --> 00:32:23.480 I don't know, probably yeah, they had to have yeah. Um 429 00:32:24.480 --> 00:32:30.119 Jamie Fox is in physical rehab in Chicago. The family is not releasing any 430 00:32:30.200 --> 00:32:32.440 details on what is wrong with him, but apparently it's bleeding on the brain. 431 00:32:32.559 --> 00:32:37.960 Remember, yeah, he probably had an aneurysm. Probably it is recovering 432 00:32:37.000 --> 00:32:42.240 from that. Very close to Jo. Yes, I know, I love 433 00:32:42.400 --> 00:32:46.559 him. Get better, Jamie, get better. So I don't believe this 434 00:32:49.039 --> 00:32:52.720 at all, but I'm gonna talk about it because it's just so ridiculous. 435 00:32:53.599 --> 00:33:02.920 Allegedly, and Shakira and Tom Cruise are connodling. Oh that's juicy, Shakira 436 00:33:04.000 --> 00:33:08.880 and Tom Cruise, that is juicy. I don't either. I do not. 437 00:33:09.599 --> 00:33:13.559 He's got too much higher power coming from the aliens for that. Yeah, 438 00:33:13.680 --> 00:33:16.079 and I think she's go for her. I mean, I just don't 439 00:33:16.119 --> 00:33:20.440 think she's dumb enough to go for him. Why would she be. He's 440 00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:22.559 a great guy? Are you kidding? I totally believe that. Oh God, 441 00:33:22.599 --> 00:33:27.200 I think he's probably a nightmare. Whoa, I have nothing everything. 442 00:33:28.119 --> 00:33:31.759 Everything I've ever heard about Tom Cruise is that he's the nicest guy around, 443 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:37.079 the coolest guy ever, not compared to Keanu Reeves. I heard Keanu Reeves 444 00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:40.880 piano Reeves. You did twice and you didn't bring him on the show. 445 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:45.759 This was like maybe twenty years ago. If you can get on the show, 446 00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:50.480 I can't listen, he won't remember me. He probably will if you 447 00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:53.400 get did kiss him. I will forever forfeit my pay on this show. 448 00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:59.160 I will work pro bono forever done. All right, get on the show. 449 00:34:00.720 --> 00:34:06.319 You want to shake on it? How about will make it right? 450 00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:08.880 You're right? How about for a year? You sure you want to make 451 00:34:08.920 --> 00:34:12.679 that? Bet? Ye? I do it to meet Keanu Reeves. No, 452 00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:15.639 no, I'm you didn't say a meat you said to get him on 453 00:34:15.719 --> 00:34:20.800 the show. That would be that huge on the phone, he would come 454 00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:22.639 down in person. You didn't specify, Well, we haven't checking on it. 455 00:34:22.679 --> 00:34:25.239 I am specifying it before we shake on it. Okay, So I 456 00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:29.199 bet here. I bet he would come down when our Little Dog and Pony 457 00:34:29.280 --> 00:34:32.440 show. Yeah, who knows. You never know unless you ask. Right, 458 00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:36.519 all right, get over here, shake my hand when you're paid. 459 00:34:36.599 --> 00:34:38.480 If you get him in studio, in studio, in my house, in 460 00:34:38.559 --> 00:34:42.840 your house on the show. Okay, Like it's like I want to panel 461 00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.239 with him, like you guys, come over here, I go sit with 462 00:34:45.400 --> 00:34:50.559 him. Done. Okay, yes, that's give me your hand. Oh 463 00:34:50.679 --> 00:34:52.840 my god, that's what is on my hand. By the way. All 464 00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:54.960 right, Oh wow, we don't have to pay for a year. I 465 00:34:55.039 --> 00:34:59.559 gotta work on this really hard. Yeah, yeah, you got you gotta 466 00:34:59.559 --> 00:35:01.800 get Kiana reason. Oh my god, call him. He's eccentric. I 467 00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:05.079 don't think I'm risking that much. I think he would do it. I 468 00:35:05.239 --> 00:35:07.679 think he would totally do it. Why do you say that, because he's 469 00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:10.920 just a nice guy. He was very nice when I met him, very 470 00:35:12.440 --> 00:35:15.840 quiet, not like you think he would be, just kind of If you 471 00:35:15.920 --> 00:35:20.760 get Spielberg, that's two years a four pit man. What if he's on 472 00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:27.239 the phone that doesn't buy me anything. If I got Steven Spielberg on the 473 00:35:27.280 --> 00:35:30.639 phone, would be very happy. Oh, I would thank you a lot. 474 00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:36.360 Okay, you didn't get me a Mother's Day gift as you did your 475 00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:40.840 other I know kids don't. Oh no, oh boy, I'm sorry. 476 00:35:40.880 --> 00:35:45.239 What you know? What? Here? Here's okay, listen be Laura's gift. 477 00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:50.760 I told the kids they had a fifty dollars limit. Charlie already picked 478 00:35:50.840 --> 00:35:53.800 up his bike lamp. Evan wants to order two things from Brandy Melville. 479 00:35:54.800 --> 00:36:00.559 You. I will give a twenty dollars Amazon credit out stop sing, send 480 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:04.760 me the link and I'll buy it for you. No, you're you're I 481 00:36:04.880 --> 00:36:07.280 love it. No, you don't understand. I just ask my kids, 482 00:36:08.239 --> 00:36:13.360 ask my kids. Look, he is so easy, Brian, like our 483 00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:19.599 son is so easy. Reeves. Pick out something from Amazon now, Keanu 484 00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:23.119 Reeves on Amazon. Trust me, I've looked. Okay, I want to 485 00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:29.280 buy you a prize day. When you yell, I can hear it in 486 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:34.360 my headphones. Yeah, we can all hear. The makes my brain rattle. 487 00:36:34.559 --> 00:36:40.599 S all right. Britney spears. There is a new documentary out on 488 00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:46.480 Fox to Night. Oh Brittley spears. The price of freedom. Allegedly, 489 00:36:47.000 --> 00:36:52.400 there's gonna be a lot of allegedly. Her marriage to Sam as Gary is 490 00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:58.199 allegedly on the rocks. That doesn't surprise me me either. Taylor Swift stood 491 00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:00.400 up to a security guard for harassing a and at one of her concerts over 492 00:37:00.440 --> 00:37:05.079 the weekend. She stood up for her swifties. Yes, oh that's good. 493 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.760 Yeah, I like Taylor's love like. He was just like, no, 494 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:15.480 sir. I guess they were bullying the this girl in the front and 495 00:37:16.280 --> 00:37:21.360 Taylor Swift was literally stopped the show and said leave her alone. She hasn't 496 00:37:21.400 --> 00:37:28.119 done anything, so wow. Yeah, that's interesting. Um, Laura, 497 00:37:28.679 --> 00:37:32.800 oh big news. What You're probably gonna slide out of your underpants when I 498 00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:39.360 tell you this. Okay, your wish has finally come true. Okay, 499 00:37:39.440 --> 00:37:46.199 Anna has announced her baby boy's name. Oh my god, this has been 500 00:37:46.239 --> 00:37:50.559 a year. I've been waiting a year. Are you ready? It better 501 00:37:50.639 --> 00:37:57.760 be something spectacular? It's a mouthful. It's his name is Jerry. Stop 502 00:37:57.840 --> 00:38:04.320 it it better something like you know, diamond pistol or something crazy. No 503 00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:16.679 something it's um rz a Athston Athlston mayor No, it's not you know what 504 00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:21.480 I fake? It is No it's not. I like the kid better when 505 00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:22.840 you didn't have a name. It is too how do you spell that? 506 00:38:22.960 --> 00:38:28.159 Let? Can I be completely transparent? R A A t A g L 507 00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:31.199 S t O n m A y E r s No, I want to 508 00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:39.400 be transparent right now. I prefer you didn't. I already I faked being 509 00:38:39.960 --> 00:38:45.000 surprised because it's OK, because I already know the name. And it's not 510 00:38:45.199 --> 00:38:47.480 that. It is too. It's Noah. No, it's not yes. 511 00:38:47.519 --> 00:38:50.719 It is a weird way to spell Noah. No, it's not. The 512 00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:57.760 full child's full name is Rston Mayors. It's it's Noah Myers. No, 513 00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.880 it's not. Maybe that's his nick name is Noah. Fine, let's all 514 00:39:01.000 --> 00:39:06.280 fact check, but it's yes, please after a famous member of the Wu 515 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:13.760 Tang Clams. Yeah, but uh, I think that. Why aren't our 516 00:39:13.840 --> 00:39:16.400 lights blinking? Oh? Hold on? Oh what did you do? No, 517 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:20.519 our ladies in the back we're blinking. Oh they're blinking on and off? 518 00:39:20.880 --> 00:39:27.320 Um Brian anything? Um Today dot com does confirm that the name the 519 00:39:27.480 --> 00:39:32.559 astapp Rocki's son with Rihanna. His name is r z A shit. Where 520 00:39:32.599 --> 00:39:37.159 did Nollah come from? Woutang is for the churn he wrote, happy first 521 00:39:37.239 --> 00:39:43.360 birthday to my firstborn. Uh where did I get Noah? I was telling 522 00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:45.280 I was telling people on Star this one again that they named it. They 523 00:39:45.360 --> 00:39:49.320 named come On like they would have name their son. That's that. I 524 00:39:49.440 --> 00:39:52.480 was surprised. I googled it, and that's what came up. Noah. 525 00:39:52.599 --> 00:40:01.800 It's not it is, I guess Rizza Athylston c Athleston Mayors saw who wrote 526 00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:05.119 Noah? Then where did Noah come from? It? I did not. 527 00:40:06.159 --> 00:40:09.400 I googled that. I googled rihanna baby name and it said Noah Mayors. 528 00:40:09.480 --> 00:40:13.920 Nope. Wrong. Are you ever going to doubt me again? Mommy? 529 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:21.320 Yes? Probably? Oh great, Um well, I apologize. So I 530 00:40:21.440 --> 00:40:24.000 guess I am really surprised. That's cute. I like it. I like 531 00:40:24.119 --> 00:40:28.679 it. I like the whole thing behind it too. I'm all in for 532 00:40:28.800 --> 00:40:32.440 this. Who else is in? There's a brand new documentary coming out about 533 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:36.239 Anna Nicole Smith. Oh. I saw that. I thought I had already 534 00:40:36.360 --> 00:40:40.239 dropped, not yet. No when two weeks I think, oh, that's 535 00:40:40.840 --> 00:40:45.599 good. I think it's like June tenth or something like that. Yeah, 536 00:40:45.960 --> 00:40:51.760 and it's with two of the guys that knew her the best. Oh two 537 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:54.480 of her gays. Yeah, two of gays. Yeah. Yeah, so 538 00:40:55.159 --> 00:41:01.320 that's gonna be good. Get this, Kelly. I'm saving the best for 539 00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:08.400 last. This isn't okay okay, okay, second best list okay. Um. 540 00:41:09.039 --> 00:41:17.119 There are several former and current staffers that have accused the My Little Angel, 541 00:41:19.039 --> 00:41:22.639 My Songbird Kelly Clarkson Show of being a toxic work environment. Oh boy, 542 00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:27.960 just like Ellen, now mind you, Kelly has been shielded from it. 543 00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:31.599 She has already immediately responded her show is moving to New York next season, 544 00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:36.000 and she said, um, I was not aware of what was going 545 00:41:36.039 --> 00:41:40.119 on. Everybody is going to be taking classes on this. She was horrified. 546 00:41:40.320 --> 00:41:46.119 But every single person said this is not Kelly Clarkson, like we're people 547 00:41:46.239 --> 00:41:50.559 on Ellen show said it was Ellen. They said, Kelly Clarkson is the 548 00:41:50.679 --> 00:41:53.679 nicest person you would ever meet. So they were talking about like certain producers 549 00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:59.239 and stuff like that. Oh so they're having those people go to anger management 550 00:41:59.360 --> 00:42:01.400 or something. Okay, yeah, just you know, they were working long 551 00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:06.960 hours and there was you know, just this hierarchy thing. But um, 552 00:42:07.360 --> 00:42:10.119 Kelly Clarkson, they said, was a delight. Okay, good, So 553 00:42:10.360 --> 00:42:14.159 I think that she would be great something like I am on this show. 554 00:42:14.480 --> 00:42:15.920 So what would you give me if I got Kelly Clarkson on the show? 555 00:42:16.280 --> 00:42:22.079 Oh, would you forfeit your pay? Who is Kelly Clarksons? You would? 556 00:42:22.280 --> 00:42:24.679 Oh? My god, I love her so much? Who is Kelly 557 00:42:24.719 --> 00:42:32.440 Clarkson? Zoe your Are you serious? Kind of? I probably would know 558 00:42:32.480 --> 00:42:36.679 if I saw her, But what do you mean does she do? She 559 00:42:36.880 --> 00:42:40.079 was the first winner of American Idol? Hello, Oh my Kelly Clarksoner. 560 00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:45.159 Watched that sense like two thousand and five, So, uh, did you 561 00:42:45.199 --> 00:42:47.199 see the forty year old virgin when they ripped the hair off of him? 562 00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:52.079 And he's like, oh, Kelly Clarkson, you Wow? What an obscure? 563 00:42:52.320 --> 00:42:53.880 I mean, I actually know that reference, but that was so obscure. 564 00:42:54.239 --> 00:43:04.480 Ryan a moment like this, like he loved Loves loves her one of 565 00:43:04.519 --> 00:43:10.719 his favorite songs, My Carrie Underwood, my Kelly Clarkson, my Celine Dion, 566 00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:17.000 who's released some new songs for a movie called Oh God Love More or 567 00:43:17.039 --> 00:43:20.599 something like that. I also just wanted through out there. The American Idol 568 00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:22.960 was only famous because it was fun to watch Simon Cowell crap on people, 569 00:43:23.320 --> 00:43:28.159 true and it was really great in the beginning, really crap and it was 570 00:43:28.199 --> 00:43:30.920 like a new concept. You know, people hadn't seen that kind of thing 571 00:43:30.000 --> 00:43:34.480 before. I think don't know her face either. Oh boy. Before I 572 00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:36.639 get my number one, I have to say a shout out to my friend 573 00:43:36.719 --> 00:43:39.679 Renee. She's a new listener. And where did you meet Renee? She 574 00:43:40.559 --> 00:43:45.719 came in to my work. Oh? Okay, and yeah she's a delight. 575 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:49.440 So hi, Renee, did she recognize you or did you Did you 576 00:43:49.639 --> 00:43:52.039 talk her into listening to us? No, she just listened, okay, 577 00:43:52.159 --> 00:43:54.639 cool? Yeah, Hi, Renee. I have one more thing to say 578 00:43:54.639 --> 00:43:59.960 about Kelly Clarkson, and I'm gonna get major flak. Don't talk about her 579 00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:02.880 wait, don't, no, don't talk about my calicar. Was gonna talk 580 00:44:02.880 --> 00:44:07.400 about her weight? I don't know. Anyways, she gives me Amy Schumer 581 00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:15.760 vibes. No, that's not that's not completely out there or horrible. Also, 582 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:17.599 I just want to say I think Amy Schumer is the worst. Oh 583 00:44:17.679 --> 00:44:23.239 my god, you like Amy Schumer. I love Schumer. I know nobody. 584 00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:27.000 Amy Schumer is one of the most unpopular comedians on the planet. Well, 585 00:44:27.119 --> 00:44:29.559 she used to be really funny. I haven't seen it lately. When 586 00:44:30.159 --> 00:44:31.639 she did, she used to be funny when she had that little Oh, 587 00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:37.119 she was never funny. She's also infamous for stealing jokes mother comedy. I've 588 00:44:37.159 --> 00:44:40.480 heard that. May I, may I do a one story? May I 589 00:44:40.559 --> 00:44:44.719 do one story? Oh? Remember William Hung? She bang, she bang, 590 00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:49.239 Lilliam Hung? Okay, how old were you when American idol? Was 591 00:44:49.280 --> 00:44:52.920 that Julie crying? Put me out of my misery. It's probably no, 592 00:44:52.159 --> 00:44:57.000 it's probably like eighteen years ago. I would say it about Jennifer Hudson was 593 00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:01.079 on. I would say, you are a little toddler. I think it 594 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:07.159 also hit the prime again in a round twenty fourteen. Oh, I also 595 00:45:07.239 --> 00:45:10.159 have one more things. Oh my god, Robert de Niro just had a 596 00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:15.519 son kid. That's what I was going to tell you about fertile? Is 597 00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:20.280 that insane? Or he's seventy nine years old? Does he just like go? 598 00:45:20.440 --> 00:45:23.119 Oh okay, I have another kid? Or here's one for he couldn't 599 00:45:23.199 --> 00:45:30.599 possibly be full of joy? He's full of happy swimmers. Well, now 600 00:45:30.760 --> 00:45:35.159 I have a list of old people who have given who have had children, 601 00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:39.880 old men, old men. And then comes the mac Daddy, the mac 602 00:45:40.000 --> 00:45:45.760 Daddy. Here we go, Hi, Jason, Okay, Paul McCartney had 603 00:45:45.880 --> 00:45:52.519 his fifth child at sixty one. Okay. Jeff Goldbloom had his first child 604 00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:57.920 at sixty two, his second at sixty four. Elton John had his first 605 00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:02.559 child at sixty three, his second it's sixty six. Alec Baldwin has had 606 00:46:02.719 --> 00:46:08.039 his eighth child at sixty four. They ranged from eight months to twenty seven 607 00:46:08.119 --> 00:46:13.239 years old. Yeah, Alec, well, he's Alec Baldwin's Yeah. True. 608 00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:19.480 Gary Busey had his third child at age sixty five. Rod Stewart had 609 00:46:19.519 --> 00:46:24.320 his eighth child at age sixty six. Steve Martin has one child only and 610 00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:28.440 he was sixty seven when that child was born. That's Steve Martin. He's 611 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:30.920 never gonna get old though, Oh my god of him. He looks the 612 00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:35.039 same. George Lucas had his fourth child at age sixty nine, and Mick 613 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:39.159 Jagger had his eighth kid and he was seventy three. Okay, someone needs 614 00:46:39.159 --> 00:46:42.239 to tell Mick Jagger that he's old, because I don't think he knows it. 615 00:46:43.320 --> 00:46:46.239 He doesn't leave fingerprints. You're not going to like be there for your 616 00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:52.960 child's like graduation for there, you're not going to see grandchildren. Knows how 617 00:46:53.000 --> 00:46:58.000 old he is? Do you see any dresses. Yeah, well, come 618 00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:01.480 on leather pants because he can and he always has. He still has that 619 00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:06.440 body after and he's seventy three or no, he's older than that now, 620 00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.320 Skelton. True, he's very, very scared. He's got bottom name by 621 00:47:09.360 --> 00:47:13.760 you, by that standard. Yeah, and he's the face of apartments dot 622 00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:21.880 com Bloom, not mc jagger. You're like a little bit behind the All 623 00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:24.480 right, so there's my little thing. Now tell me, tell me what's 624 00:47:24.519 --> 00:47:30.719 the mac daddy of all the mac daddy just dropped the trailer for vander pump 625 00:47:30.880 --> 00:47:32.880 roles for Union. That is not the mac Daddy. It is. It 626 00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:37.920 kind of is high hotly high at Lee from Malaysia checking in from Malaysia. 627 00:47:39.119 --> 00:47:43.159 Okay, now get it right on the tip here, I'm going to get 628 00:47:43.199 --> 00:47:49.199 it on the chest the tip. Oh hold on, it's freezing. Oh 629 00:47:49.400 --> 00:47:51.960 no, no, damn it. It's so good. I've watched it like 630 00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.239 ten time. Okay, is it good? Will the audio did be good? 631 00:47:54.360 --> 00:48:00.440 Or yes? If if it would stop freezing on me, damn it. 632 00:48:00.079 --> 00:48:02.519 Let me see what else I have while we can do this, how 633 00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:07.599 such of our listeners? Actually, oh god, it's going to be It's 634 00:48:07.639 --> 00:48:09.280 a big deal. It is a big Brian. It's a big deal. 635 00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:15.719 A big deal to who to a lot of people who like like Bravo, 636 00:48:15.159 --> 00:48:20.880 who like reality TV, who like you know, junk TV. I don't 637 00:48:20.880 --> 00:48:23.719 know. I mean a lot of people do real quick. Maybe you could 638 00:48:23.719 --> 00:48:27.480 play it, Brian. Oh, here we go, here we go. 639 00:48:27.599 --> 00:48:30.400 I think it's buffering, but let's see put it right up there. Yeah, 640 00:48:32.639 --> 00:48:42.840 oh boy, oh god, oh gosh, Tom, you are in 641 00:48:42.960 --> 00:48:50.159 love. He's not going to stand them all. I can't think of two 642 00:48:50.239 --> 00:48:54.760 worse people. I can't. I don't see anything good coming for either of 643 00:48:54.920 --> 00:49:01.000 those rats. A reunion that may be more. Don't even look at me. 644 00:49:01.320 --> 00:49:07.199 You don't deserve to look at this. And dramatic can't talk because of 645 00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:15.519 day and time and anything we've seen in the show's ten year history, because 646 00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:19.480 she has a long history of diminishing my friendships, friends with everyone. You're 647 00:49:19.519 --> 00:49:23.039 like a serial killer's wet dream. I do have something for you. This 648 00:49:23.360 --> 00:49:30.400 was filed today. I believe, Oh my god, you mean to be 649 00:49:30.599 --> 00:49:34.119 pathological liars. I see that. Yeah, even though we know that we're 650 00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:39.039 not well, why did you point out that they're fucking dude late August that 651 00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:45.440 that's a lie. Yeah, you not put your timelines together in match. 652 00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:51.840 I have been super selfish, selfish, just not cooperate, diabolical, demented, 653 00:49:52.800 --> 00:49:58.320 sub human popo head, both of you poopoo heads. I'm gonna get 654 00:49:58.360 --> 00:50:07.800 sense a timeout. This person defended? Are fact stabbing? Hope give my 655 00:50:07.880 --> 00:50:15.519 face gonna so quickly? Yes, you're a one with a most I need 656 00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:21.320 a point from filming me. I don't want to hear her, my goddamn 657 00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:30.559 face. Tom, you are in love? Come on? So now the 658 00:50:30.800 --> 00:50:37.440 question? Are you in love or are you not? Oh? When is 659 00:50:37.480 --> 00:50:42.039 that? I'm not sure? I think it comes. Let me see if 660 00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:46.360 Margaret, Margaret, I know you're watching or hopefully you're still watching. You 661 00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:50.239 live down the street for me. Can I come over and watch the reunion 662 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.559 with you? Because I don't have cable and it doesn't it doesn't drop on 663 00:50:52.679 --> 00:50:57.320 Peacock until the day after and I need to watch it that night. Can 664 00:50:57.360 --> 00:51:02.000 I come over? Yes, it's important. It airs Wednesday, May twenty 665 00:51:02.280 --> 00:51:07.039 fourth. That's my birthday to ten, that's my birthday. Happy birthday to 666 00:51:07.159 --> 00:51:10.320 you, my god. I'm not gonna be able to make your birthday party. 667 00:51:10.440 --> 00:51:15.400 I don't I'm not having one that's okay. Maybe you can come to 668 00:51:15.480 --> 00:51:17.239 Margaret's too, we can watch it together. Yes, Oh my god, 669 00:51:17.639 --> 00:51:21.559 look at how I'm inviting myself over to listeners. Ouse, you and Margaret 670 00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:25.960 should come to my house. Wow, you just Eric's house. It'll never 671 00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:29.960 happen. I know what you mean. I did happen once already. Yeah. 672 00:51:30.199 --> 00:51:32.280 Oh yeah, it took. It took like sixteen invitations though, Eric. 673 00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:36.480 Yes, can I come over? Yeah? I mean I need to. 674 00:51:36.840 --> 00:51:38.480 Yes, you can come over. Can we like make it a night, 675 00:51:38.719 --> 00:51:42.760 Yes, we can make it a night. Okay, good, Okay, 676 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.599 when is it out the twenty fourth? My birthday? Oh my god, 677 00:51:45.679 --> 00:51:50.039 that's so exciting. Oh. I might even make you dinner on your 678 00:51:50.079 --> 00:51:52.039 birthday. Oh I'm going to bring Evan with me. I'm sure that's fine. 679 00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.960 Okay, Well make you both dinner. Okay, thank you? Oh 680 00:51:55.039 --> 00:52:00.960 my god, I love making Flans on the air. Okay, are you 681 00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:04.760 done? That's great? That was a good ending. Yes, okay. 682 00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:10.320 Coming up on Thursday, he has his he has a resolution with Jerome's. 683 00:52:10.400 --> 00:52:15.440 We're gonna see what happened with Jerome's furniture and his half a couch. Let's 684 00:52:15.480 --> 00:52:20.920 just say this. I'm gonna give you all a teaser. I had to 685 00:52:21.000 --> 00:52:27.760 go down there to the physical story. This is not gonna be good. 686 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:34.519 I did make sure you RSVP for our party, which is on May twenty 687 00:52:34.599 --> 00:52:37.840 ninth, live from Laura's living room, celebrating producer Brian's one year with the 688 00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:40.960 show. It's free. We have munchies and prizes and fun things. Is 689 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:45.280 gonna be a great, great time. We have a roast. We have 690 00:52:45.320 --> 00:52:49.239 a roast. I ordered party favors, and not that kind of party favor 691 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:52.440 not drugs, not one of these, not one of those either, but 692 00:52:52.639 --> 00:52:59.880 some fun things and just RSVP at Laura Kane after Dark dot com. It's 693 00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:01.360 Memorial Day, but it's not till six thirty, so you're good. That's 694 00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:06.159 right, Okay, take your hand off of my tequila bottle. Please, 695 00:53:06.760 --> 00:53:09.480 it's very satisfied. Didn't you know that? Oh? I thought it was 696 00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:15.079 about plug dildo, compo, pull off, pull the lit off me or 697 00:53:15.199 --> 00:53:19.119 him? Oh yeah, that's a tequila. Yeah. I don't think so. 698 00:53:19.280 --> 00:53:23.119 I know exactly what you do with that. All of us, me, 699 00:53:23.639 --> 00:53:28.000 Laura, Jay, and Jay's friend, we all thought the same thing. 700 00:53:28.039 --> 00:53:29.679 When you pulled the bottle out, I was like, Oh, who 701 00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:36.000 wouldn't. Who wouldn't they designed it? Because they don't? You think they 702 00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:37.719 designed it on purpose? This way? Yes, I knew you did something 703 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:42.440 with that bottle? What do you think? Never mind? I don't want 704 00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:45.360 to ask you guys. You guys were too naughty. Okay, is there 705 00:53:45.400 --> 00:53:49.800 anything else? Thank you Alotte Restaurants for joining the show. It's a sponsor 706 00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:53.480 Alote. We love you. Thank you Jay from Capital Growth, Inc. 707 00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:57.639 What did Jay say about us? Do you remember what Jay said about us? 708 00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:01.159 When Jay's friend? Do you remember what he said about us? No? 709 00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:05.400 He said we were a perfect fit. Oh, me and you together? 710 00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:08.079 I know that's so nice. What do you think, Brian? Are 711 00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:10.800 we a perfect fit? Yeah? Sure? Whatever? Oh boy? Oh 712 00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:14.480 whatever? We got the whatever? Oh no, and the eye roll. 713 00:54:14.559 --> 00:54:17.119 We got to end this thing. Sorry, I'm hitting my rebellious teenage years. 714 00:54:17.719 --> 00:54:21.800 My god, go to your room, all right, you guys, 715 00:54:22.079 --> 00:54:25.760 there's no no phone and no video games. Is so unfair. Thank you 716 00:54:25.880 --> 00:54:35.800 so much for watching and listening, and we love you and love your podcast. 717 00:54:37.920 --> 00:54:43.039 I'm gonna get you. Go to your room. No cable. I 718 00:54:43.079 --> 00:54:45.400 don't want to play this game. Why it's not fun for me? You 719 00:54:45.440 --> 00:54:51.440 have hair in your mouth, I know to have hair. Every who are 720 00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:53.760 you doing at um? No one particular. I just thought that. I 721 00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:58.880 just thought that sound effect matched the general vibe it does in my head. 722 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:00.920 Yes, it's Matt. What my head is saying. I love you very 723 00:55:01.039 --> 00:55:05.760 much? Oh my god? Maybe I'm crickets and that earl the crickets still 724 00:55:05.760 --> 00:55:08.960 there. Maybe on the break you'll listen to my voicemail message that I so, 725 00:55:10.679 --> 00:55:15.519 I will, I will do that during the break. Great, that's 726 00:55:15.599 --> 00:55:16.880 right, people are still joining. So I'm well. No, no, 727 00:55:17.000 --> 00:55:21.679 no, no, Lisa. Lisa's putting it to bed, so is Matt. 728 00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:24.400 Oh, thank you, Matt, Thank you, Lisa, Thank you 729 00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:29.280 everybody who bought a badge. That was so nice, mainly Maggie. Yes, 730 00:55:29.480 --> 00:55:31.719 Maggie, thank you. I love you, Maggie, You're so cute. 731 00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:35.199 Guys are awesome. Cant you in my pocket and take you home with 732 00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:39.400 me? Everybody love your podcast, love it, love you see babies and 733 00:55:39.559 --> 00:55:44.840 then comes to borrow. Wow. Okay, once again, my ear drums