1 00:00:03,399 --> 00:00:10,080 Welcome to you, softcore History. What is up? Welcome back to softcore 2 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:13,279 History. I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. I am 3 00:00:13,359 --> 00:00:17,679 joined as always by Jake Goldman and Dan Jester. How are you doing today? 4 00:00:17,719 --> 00:00:21,039 Boys? Great? Doing just great great. I'd be even greater if 5 00:00:21,039 --> 00:00:25,600 you checked out our patreon at patreon dot com slash softcore History. Just getting 6 00:00:25,679 --> 00:00:28,519 right into it. Yeah, please please, and thank you software history dot 7 00:00:28,519 --> 00:00:32,079 com for merch. We'll just get the pleasant trees out of the way. 8 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:35,479 Yeah, leave a review five stars on Apple and Spotify. Yeah cool. 9 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,000 We always appreciate that. We look. We love it when you pay to 10 00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:41,000 play. Yeah, for sure, we'll do it. Certainly do dot com 11 00:00:41,039 --> 00:00:44,479 slash software History and yeah, I'm ready to just fucking get into it. 12 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:48,960 Man. I'm just I'm hyped. I'm well arrested this week. I didn't 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:51,759 do a damn thing this weekend is great. You're ready to learn. I'm 14 00:00:51,759 --> 00:00:54,759 primed for learning, so am I I don't learn today? Boy, let's 15 00:00:54,759 --> 00:00:57,439 go. I'm amped up for reasons I legally can't talk about on here right 16 00:00:57,479 --> 00:00:59,880 now. So let's us get into this. Let's just get into this out. 17 00:01:00,920 --> 00:01:03,159 Let's do it. Um. So it's actually good words. Given the 18 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,599 pleasantries. Because this is a little bit longer than my normal outline, so 19 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:10,879 more normal out runs like five pages about eight so we'll get into it. 20 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,920 So we have an episode of this podcast, one of my favorites actually because 21 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,239 it's a it's ancient history and be it's kind of like a grab bag. 22 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,040 It's the ancient egypt was anti work. Yes, if you remember that one. 23 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:23,480 UM not going to do a whole like previously all in softcore history, 24 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:30,000 but we can. I'll just insert it. Yeah, but if you can 25 00:01:30,359 --> 00:01:34,799 go if you remember that episode, uh, stuff that was included. It's 26 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:38,799 just like a bunch of stuff about Egyptians and they're kind of daily work lives 27 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:42,599 and stuff, and one of them is how mundane everything was, like shit, 28 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:48,040 don't really challenge their record very and it was a lot. One of 29 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,680 the main parts was all the stuff they would take off work for. Yeah, 30 00:01:51,719 --> 00:01:53,879 And one of the funniest ones was that the men would take off work 31 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:57,920 if their daughters are wives were menstruaing. Yeah, when they're on their period. 32 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,239 I remember that, which when that her employers had a detailed record of 33 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:05,519 the women in their homes menstruation cycles. Yeah, No, they could make 34 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,319 an app out of that. He's like, uh, commed, give her 35 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:12,439 wife and daughter have sync up finally, thank god. They were essentially those 36 00:02:12,479 --> 00:02:15,039 apps that girls have nowadays. Yeah yeah, yeah, She's like I'm due 37 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,479 now, and you couldn't lie about it, right because they'd be like no, 38 00:02:17,479 --> 00:02:22,479 no, no, no no no, she had a period. I 39 00:02:22,599 --> 00:02:24,199 know you were out last month around the fourteenth. What's going on? That's 40 00:02:24,199 --> 00:02:27,680 what this hawk means on here. Yeah, all right, I drew a 41 00:02:27,719 --> 00:02:31,120 hawk to remind me that your daughter had her period two weeks ago. Then 42 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:36,840 this is a little cat. It's a it's a wet cat. Actually that's 43 00:02:36,879 --> 00:02:42,879 the wet cats. Like yeah, um yeah, anyway, we're um kind 44 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:46,360 of going back to Egypt being you're gonna run it back anti work today because 45 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:51,199 a helpful listener. Who um, he didn't have his name on his Twitter, 46 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,439 but he two we tweet all the time, but I forget his he 47 00:02:53,479 --> 00:02:55,080 didn't have like his human name. It's not important. I don't care about 48 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:58,439 this man. He thanks for the idea, but like, I don't care 49 00:02:58,439 --> 00:03:01,919 about you. I'm sorry, we care? I care? I care? 50 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:07,319 I definitely can I love him? Yeah, yeah, you were the best. 51 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:09,759 He doesn't he's in an anonymous Yeah, so it is what it is. 52 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:14,840 But thanks bro. Uh but a hopeful listener point me to his a 53 00:03:14,879 --> 00:03:19,719 great Twitter threat about the world's first ever recorded worker strike. M hm. 54 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:23,400 It was in ancient Egypt during the reign of Ramses Union. M Yeah, 55 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:29,520 they caught Oh did they have a giant blow up rat? What like a 56 00:03:29,599 --> 00:03:32,479 giant blow brat that they all circled around with their signs. Is that a 57 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,439 thing that happened in Philly, all the way up north? Yeah, anytime 58 00:03:36,479 --> 00:03:39,639 like a union pickets they have a giant blowbrat. This news to me. 59 00:03:40,159 --> 00:03:43,560 Yeah, that's that doesn't happen in the Midwest. But that doesn't click with 60 00:03:43,639 --> 00:03:49,879 you guys. Yeah what Oh that is a gnarly spider. Hold on a 61 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:58,319 se shit, and we're back. I killed the spider. Jesus fucking Christ. 62 00:03:58,319 --> 00:04:00,759 That thing was. We were in um the Texas hill country. If 63 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:04,960 you don't know, SOPs and spiders. Wildlife gets a little gnarly from time 64 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:10,360 to time here. But yeah, so I don't Yeah, I never saw 65 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:15,479 anyone inflate a rat at a strike. Yeah. The only strike I witnessed 66 00:04:15,479 --> 00:04:19,360 in my life was in two thousand and four, Saint Louis. I was 67 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:24,399 like in high school, and Schnooks is like the local grocery store there and 68 00:04:24,439 --> 00:04:27,959 all like the bag boys went on strike. The bag boys went Yeah, 69 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,439 the bag boys went on strike. Which there was just shopping carts everywhere. 70 00:04:30,439 --> 00:04:33,399 It was chaos. It was nightmare. No one said have a great day 71 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:36,040 when they got their groceries put in. No one got their groceries put in 72 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,680 their car. Because everyone is a piece of shit and doesn't return their cart. 73 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,800 That is the biggest indicator of whether or not a person is good or 74 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:46,399 evil. I always find the car care out personally. I have to. 75 00:04:46,639 --> 00:04:49,759 You have to. Yeah, it's just I'm not making it work for people. 76 00:04:49,879 --> 00:04:53,399 That's last thing. Like, I'm not changing a lot in this life, 77 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:56,959 but I can't put my shopping cart back. You can change one old 78 00:04:56,959 --> 00:05:00,319 on. Here's a theory, really quick, does putting your shopping cart back? 79 00:05:00,839 --> 00:05:05,879 If everyone everyone put their shopping cart back, would that nationally lower the 80 00:05:05,879 --> 00:05:13,040 price of groceries if they need to hire less workers to go get the carts 81 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,519 and problem, that's not how this works. No, No, the prices 82 00:05:15,519 --> 00:05:18,560 would stay the same. They actually go up. Yeah more profit baby, 83 00:05:18,639 --> 00:05:21,439 Yeah. Now it's like well, we just got rid of some overhead. 84 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:26,879 Let's get some more profit on the apples four dollars bitch. Yeah, yeah, 85 00:05:26,920 --> 00:05:30,519 you think the public CEO is not taking his bonus? Come on, 86 00:05:30,319 --> 00:05:34,879 come on. Read was telling me how Publics is just their prices are rageous 87 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:38,800 right now. I believe it. And he worked for them. Yeah, 88 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,000 I believe it. Uh, it's where shopping is a pleasure, but not 89 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:46,759 for your pocket. HB is pretty solid thought. Pretty fairs some about grocery 90 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:49,480 prices. Yeah, needs a little running a little high these days. But 91 00:05:50,199 --> 00:05:55,160 you know, there's no price for gains, no price too high for games, 92 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,600 there's not. Yeah, and I'll pay it every time. Yeah, 93 00:05:57,759 --> 00:06:01,120 I get that. But yeah, so they went on strike. Um it 94 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:05,079 was during the reign of Ramsey's the third It was about building his tomb, 95 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:09,680 not a pyramid but just I don't think, but just like a dope tomb. 96 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:13,600 Um. And that's a fun fact. That's awesome, And I was 97 00:06:13,759 --> 00:06:16,639 gonna do an episode about it, so naturally I started reading about it, 98 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:24,040 and um, what does our podcast description say, uh, penetrating into the 99 00:06:24,079 --> 00:06:30,000 past. Well, yeah, it does say that the Christia reader like you, 100 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 you wrote that I want that on the record that Rob Fox wrote the 101 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,720 description, Yes I did, and I think you repeat two words, I'm 102 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:39,600 not I'm not fond of it. Um. I'll have to double check. 103 00:06:39,720 --> 00:06:42,600 You may have you may have done that. I didn't do it. Um. 104 00:06:42,639 --> 00:06:45,079 But yeah. So one of the things is for the Wikipedia readers what 105 00:06:45,120 --> 00:06:46,639 this episode's for, right, it's a casual fan of history. So of 106 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:53,199 course I dive down a Wikipedia rabbit hole on Ramsey's the Third, and I 107 00:06:53,199 --> 00:06:57,839 immediately realized that just talking about this strike really does Ramsey's the Third a dis 108 00:06:57,839 --> 00:07:02,240 service, because this guy, uh uh did not have a fun time being 109 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:05,879 pharaoh. Actually he kind of like he he kind of did, but like 110 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:13,360 against all odds, like it, his administration or whatever you want to call 111 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:18,720 it, had every possible fucking problem any administration at any point in history could 112 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:24,560 have had, just across all offices. Yes, okay, just fucking nightmare 113 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:29,000 after nightmare, and he was still doing pretty fucking good. So we're gonna 114 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,680 talk because he is, you know, a fucking monarch, right like no, 115 00:07:31,839 --> 00:07:34,439 no, no, I didn't having a good time as a monarchy, 116 00:07:34,839 --> 00:07:38,560 like man, it's on you. I meant as a ruler, yes, 117 00:07:38,639 --> 00:07:42,720 like obviously even the shittiest monarch as his kingdom is crumbling, is still having 118 00:07:42,759 --> 00:07:46,439 sex with like nine wives and just going out and you know, Kevin having 119 00:07:46,439 --> 00:07:49,800 feasts and shit like that, while the while the poleabs fucking starved. That's 120 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:51,759 not what I'm talking about. I don't know why. He actually did a 121 00:07:51,759 --> 00:07:59,319 pretty good job just from a ruling standpoint, considering the like twenty different angles 122 00:07:59,759 --> 00:08:03,079 he was getting fucked from at the same time. I mean that's where that's 123 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:05,600 where it's on him though, too, Like he could have just not tried 124 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:11,759 so hard. He just like ruled, you know, Yeah, well sucks 125 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:16,680 to suck. I'm the king, Emperor, Emperor, Parah King, He's 126 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:20,279 actually God. Yeah, he's God, He's God King. He's like, 127 00:08:20,279 --> 00:08:22,240 well, suck, suck. I'm God. Yeah, I didn't make that 128 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:26,079 happen. You got a problem, Yeah, God, I didn't make any 129 00:08:26,079 --> 00:08:28,600 of that happen. That any of that God's that was the other gods. 130 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,399 But I am also God. So he was buying into the bid a little 131 00:08:31,440 --> 00:08:35,480 bit. Yeah, probably, I mean they all fucking did. Yeah. 132 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,919 I feel like some of them were like I'm gonna say him God, but 133 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:41,480 some were more believable and like, how do you look at Tuton Common. 134 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:43,960 Have you seen like the three D rendering looks rough? How do you look 135 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:48,639 at that and you're like, oh, that's God he likes It's like I'm 136 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:50,519 hot than God. Yeah, it wasn't tough, like a deformed child. 137 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:54,360 He had a gate. He had some hip displasier that was pretty severe because 138 00:08:54,480 --> 00:09:00,440 he comes from a long line of the same. He has one one branch 139 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,399 family tree. Yea, like not even cousin fuckers, like sister fuckers. 140 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:07,679 I just love that he goes on tour every year. Yeah. Still he's 141 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,480 still rocking in the free world. He's still going. Man, they just 142 00:09:09,559 --> 00:09:13,440 keep moving them around. When's that thing in a fall apart? It hasn't 143 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:18,559 already. It could have, but we'd never know. We would never replace 144 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:22,600 it with like props. They should do it tut or any Egyptian mummy, 145 00:09:22,639 --> 00:09:26,440 like fuck having the whole thing. They should do it like the Catholics do 146 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:31,639 saints. He's in a toe here, a fucking head there, little bone 147 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:35,639 relic in a baseball card. Yeah, yeah, that's why not I'm training 148 00:09:35,679 --> 00:09:39,360 cards are kind of going off again. It might as well kind of strike 149 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:43,159 while the iron is hot. Yeah, that's the ultimate, Like anyone, 150 00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:50,519 Anyone sitting in their rental apartment with like five hundred baseball cards in their closet 151 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,000 bitching about not owning a home should probably sell. Yeah, it's time to 152 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,799 stop holding them. Yeah yeah, yeah, now's the time to strike, 153 00:09:58,879 --> 00:10:03,600 like I said, because man, are there this is the highest ever gonna 154 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:07,519 get? Like right, all the NFT people need something else too. Well. 155 00:10:07,559 --> 00:10:11,399 The difference between baseball cards and NFTs, or sports cards and NFTs is 156 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:16,279 that, like there's at least a nostalgia for sports cards, there's like a 157 00:10:16,639 --> 00:10:22,120 sentimental a social sentimental value for them, whereas NFTs it's like this monkey some 158 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:26,799 asshole drew yesterday. Yes, but you can also physically hold a trading card. 159 00:10:26,919 --> 00:10:28,240 Yeah, also that Yeah, and it's the only one. It's got 160 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:31,960 a number on it, like it's it's that one. It's just not the 161 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,799 same. If you turn on like like you you have like a little man 162 00:10:33,840 --> 00:10:37,200 cave and instead of like a Mickey mantled card on the wall, you're like, 163 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,919 hold on, hold on, I'll show you my n have to turn 164 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:43,240 on a TV and it's just a fucking screensaver. Basically, gold never goes 165 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,559 out of style, really, no, man, No, including in this 166 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:50,279 time. Um. So yeah, I got stuck down this Wikipedia rabbit hole. 167 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:52,519 Ramsey. So we're gonna talk about the strike, Um, but you 168 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:58,120 can't really understand why they went on strike without understanding all that shit I was 169 00:10:58,120 --> 00:11:03,279 talking about the Ramseys, uh was dealing with. I mean it was everything 170 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,240 wasn't just an invasion. Nobody wanted to work well eventually, but we'll get 171 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:13,440 to that because also I don't blame them for striking, but it's kind of 172 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:16,240 not. There's no one's fault. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 173 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:20,919 in a way. Um, so first and foremost classic rob apologizing for her 174 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:24,039 somebody that's in power. I know, I'm a real boot liquer. I'm 175 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:28,519 a status your soft hands, fucking status soft hands. Yeah all right, 176 00:11:28,519 --> 00:11:33,879 guys, I'm going with the king. The government keeps his cushy life afloat 177 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:41,039 am mine go Pharaoh, Pharaoh. So I identify as a hard hand you 178 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:46,120 do, Yeah, I mean that's got challusis. Those are from lifting weights 179 00:11:46,159 --> 00:11:48,879 that you go to a special building to lift. Yeah, like you you 180 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:54,039 do so little manual labor that you have to go do playtime manual labor. 181 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,159 You go pretend it. I still do manual labor. It is many by 182 00:11:58,240 --> 00:12:01,200 definition. He's right, he's doing labor to move the weights. Free labor. 183 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:05,799 It's actually he's paying to do labor. Yeah, you pay to do 184 00:12:05,919 --> 00:12:07,559 labor. Whoa you love labor a lot? I love it, dude. 185 00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:11,000 Actually it's real hard hands. Actually, no, I think about rough hands. 186 00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:15,519 Yeah, he loves labor so much he pays for it, Like I 187 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,240 think about that. I don't know how, but that sounds sometimes like a 188 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,960 dollars. Sometimes I'll just show up on a construction site and just kind of 189 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:28,600 start hammering nails in. I mean, that is the future of our sort 190 00:12:28,639 --> 00:12:33,320 of like what are the what are the lefties call it? Like post capitalism 191 00:12:33,440 --> 00:12:37,320 or late late station that is like if it, I mean it basically already 192 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:41,960 happens, right like people fucking cause play as a refugee by doing tough mutter, 193 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:45,120 you know what I mean. Oh yeah, it's it's not even that, 194 00:12:45,159 --> 00:12:46,519 but I'm saying, like you could probably it'll get to the point with 195 00:12:46,559 --> 00:12:52,039 construction everything where it's like I imagine there's gonna be an uber for construction, 196 00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,679 Like you just sign up, show up to a work site, you lay 197 00:12:56,720 --> 00:13:01,720 some dry wall, Like I think, yeah, I think it'll be it 198 00:13:01,759 --> 00:13:03,600 won't even mean uber because that implies you're still getting paid, right, It'll 199 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:07,720 be more like a hey, guys, we're doing this fun thing this weekend, 200 00:13:07,759 --> 00:13:09,960 like we thought it'll be queen. It'd be cool if we all just 201 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,679 did a little construction. Yeah, Jimmy Carter has been doing that for like 202 00:13:11,720 --> 00:13:16,840 five decades, right, so you're gonna you're gonna like go do kaboom or 203 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:22,519 kabam. I don't remember where they put together a park. Oh yeah, 204 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,919 it's like this whole scam. Yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah park And that 205 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:28,960 was really funny. But um, it'll be like a thing you do like 206 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,320 out of Like it'll be like a leisure activity that you pay to do, 207 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:37,399 like the way like Marie Antoinette had like a peasant village built at the not 208 00:13:37,559 --> 00:13:43,120 to love um VERSI yeah, so that her friends could go just like play 209 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,759 and like chase geese and be like it's fun to be poor, you know 210 00:13:45,759 --> 00:13:48,200 what I mean. It's the type of thing where it'll be like it's hey, 211 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:50,759 on my bachelor party, Like we're gonna go be construction workers on Saturday. 212 00:13:50,759 --> 00:13:54,639 It's fun to be a fucking blue color. I mean, I Penninton 213 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,639 yells move that bus. Yeah, I mean, dude, you see this 214 00:13:56,679 --> 00:14:01,879 all the time with these fucking um they have construction parks now they already have 215 00:14:01,919 --> 00:14:05,879 that. You can like pay to go do this sounds like hell you can, 216 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:09,879 like, but it's more about the equipment, like you yeah, yeah, 217 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:15,279 like you go like just drive around the back and building anything though you're 218 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:20,480 just literally an overgrown shot like they have the backho toys on uh playgrounds, 219 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,000 you know that like up saying and you move it. It's just the adult 220 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:26,159 version of that. Just tobacco. Yeah, god damn it. But I 221 00:14:26,159 --> 00:14:28,519 mean people do that, like they pay like tens of thousands of dollars to 222 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,519 go get yelled at by Navy seals for a week. Yeah, there are 223 00:14:31,519 --> 00:14:37,480 some camps that do that. It's essentially a the baseball camps but for people, 224 00:14:37,559 --> 00:14:41,200 but like Tiger Woods would literally go to Navy seal camp and just fuck 225 00:14:41,279 --> 00:14:45,440 up his back for a week. It's fucking insane. Yeah, So anyway, 226 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,519 that'll probably happen if if it doesn't exist already now I do, but 227 00:14:48,559 --> 00:14:52,720 I do condone playing with giant expatments that you would not otherwise get to play 228 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,840 with. And fun fact all of those things have their keys in them, 229 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:58,159 so you can play with those, with those whenever you want. You don't 230 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,320 have to pay for it. It's like a golf car. Well, I 231 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:03,200 mean he's in but yeah, it's like but it's like the who who could 232 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,120 who could possibly steal it? Like? Very few people? Oh, you 233 00:15:05,120 --> 00:15:09,159 can could figure out. It's like if you park your airplane on the street 234 00:15:09,840 --> 00:15:13,120 already on a construction saying you can blame with it. That's true, yeah, 235 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:16,720 yeah, but being tempted to try to take it. It's always there. 236 00:15:16,879 --> 00:15:20,519 It's there. It's the green light across the surprise more people like they 237 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:22,679 don't steal it with it, they don't like why don't they like fucking it? 238 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,000 Just climb the crane. Fucking the crane, climb the craner, fucking 239 00:15:28,039 --> 00:15:31,679 like a fucking I think that's a special kind of woman. Fucking a bobcat. 240 00:15:31,879 --> 00:15:37,519 All right, Peggy, get this sounds Get in this caterpillar. I'm 241 00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:43,120 gonna be a little wiggle worm, Peggy. Peggy's a spot on. Yeah. 242 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:46,399 Uh so, anyway, Ramsey's the third. He came into power during 243 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:50,440 what is known but guys have probably heard of it as the late Bronze Age 244 00:15:50,440 --> 00:15:54,799 collapsed. Oh yeah, for sure, felt well versed. Yes, so 245 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:58,120 basically the entire Mediterranean, uh that had civilization, so more so of the 246 00:15:58,120 --> 00:16:03,360 Eastern Mediterranean, Spain, Italy, Um obviously people live there, uh and 247 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:07,360 North Africa to the west of Libya, like people live there and stuff. 248 00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:11,679 But it's not early civilization, um. But any civilization in the Eastern Mediterranean, 249 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:18,600 Uh, Turkey, everything total fucking chaos. They all essentially just collapsed. 250 00:16:18,639 --> 00:16:23,840 I'm talking like a great depression, but they also like famine, dark 251 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:30,200 age, famine, everything year around this would this be like something like that? 252 00:16:30,279 --> 00:16:34,080 Okay, eleven early thousands got it, Yeah, eleven middleven hundreds got 253 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:41,120 it. Okay, so BC obviously, Um, so what happened is one 254 00:16:41,159 --> 00:16:44,480 of the main things that happened, and we should do a full episode on 255 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,320 this. He was like a Jake episode. But I'm only gonna touch on 256 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:51,279 the uh one of the main causes of the collapse. They think it's both 257 00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,960 a cause and a symptom. But the sea peoples, Ah, yes, 258 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:59,080 the sea People's the people that we just know came from the sea, and 259 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:00,919 that's about it. We don't know who the fuck they are, but they 260 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:06,880 just showed up one day and started murdering everything. I think they were way 261 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:11,000 more about murder than any other kind of record keeping, because there's we just 262 00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:12,880 know that they don't have records. Yeah, we don't know who they are, 263 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:17,519 where they came from. They weren't born in the sea. They just 264 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:19,839 walked out of the sea, like the Pirates of the Caribbean. I think 265 00:17:21,079 --> 00:17:25,359 there's a theory that some of them are from crete. Um, but it's 266 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:32,519 crete, the oldest in human civilization, the old Greece, right, it's 267 00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:37,160 old. Yeah, there was there was civilization on crete at this time. 268 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,279 Yeah, actually that would be no Turkey is kind of actually on crete. 269 00:17:41,319 --> 00:17:45,279 Was the Manoans, I believe if I'm referencing my Age of Vampire's history correctly. 270 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:51,079 Um, excellent archers in Age of Vampires. Uh, the Manoans civilization, 271 00:17:51,119 --> 00:17:52,160 good navy too, So they might have been the sea people. They 272 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:56,640 could have been yea. Um, but yeah, they came out of fucking 273 00:17:56,680 --> 00:18:00,119 nowhere. And the way they're talked about, just to give you an idea 274 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:03,720 because saying, see people's I never know what to picture, and then but 275 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:07,519 reading about them last night in particular, this is sort of them pitch you 276 00:18:07,559 --> 00:18:11,079 get, you know, like if you pitch a TV show and it's like, 277 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:15,680 you know, like arrested development meets you know, whatever the fuck, 278 00:18:15,759 --> 00:18:19,000 Like arrested development meets right right right right, well, versing getting turned down. 279 00:18:19,079 --> 00:18:23,000 Yes, yeah, so my elevator pitches. It's like if the Vikings 280 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:26,839 and the Mongols had a baby, which a nightmare and could it's a fucking 281 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:30,319 nightmare, yeah, and it could, and it had boats. Yeah. 282 00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:36,079 Yeah, So it's like Viking ruthlessness with Mongolian scale, yeah, and not 283 00:18:36,160 --> 00:18:38,160 full Mongolian scale because it's earlier intilization. The numbers are less, but like 284 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:45,480 essentially and like the Vikings didn't really occupied territory necessarily, like they Iceland and 285 00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,279 stuff, but like and there were like some Viking kings in Ireland and England 286 00:18:48,279 --> 00:18:52,559 for a little bit, like but they only like marginally occupied territory. Like 287 00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:56,480 the Mongol swept over vast squaws of territory, right. The Vikings were there 288 00:18:56,519 --> 00:19:00,319 to just kind of hold you hostage, right, Yeah, there's trying to 289 00:19:00,359 --> 00:19:03,839 get paid. Mongols were doing empire ship. Yeah, and this is the 290 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:06,960 Sea peoples are somewhere in between that, yeah, somewhere between those two things. 291 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:11,240 Um, they hit everywhere Ancient Turkey, Grease, Syria, and Palestine, 292 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:15,240 Egypt, uh, and more. They actually ushered in the Greek Dark 293 00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:19,000 Ages. Nice, so a lot of times dark ages means like people stopped 294 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:23,000 writing stuff down as much or at all. Okay, So basically I think 295 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:26,960 they just fucked up Greek civilization so bad that like there was no time to 296 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:33,079 write because everyone was dead or needed food or yeah it was getting raped in 297 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:37,240 village by sea people. Yeah, like there's just life is so terrible that 298 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:41,119 you can't even It would have been the same thing every single day, just 299 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:48,359 so oh died, oh, starved up raped yep. Um. Yeah, 300 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:52,039 so they hit Egypt two, so the thing is unlike in all those other 301 00:19:52,039 --> 00:19:57,000 places. Ram season third beat the sea people. He beat the shit out, 302 00:19:57,079 --> 00:20:02,839 You beat them back to the ocean literally kind of it's kind of awesome. 303 00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:08,079 Um. So we know about this from what is called the Harris Papyrus. 304 00:20:08,839 --> 00:20:12,640 It's actually the longest roll of papyrus ever discovered. It is forty four 305 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:18,960 yards long. Damn. Yeah. I don't know why. I don't know 306 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,839 what headspace they were in keep going, but like why they were just like 307 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:26,240 keep rolling. This is how long the book is and all books are one 308 00:20:26,279 --> 00:20:29,599 page and then we roll it up. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, 309 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,200 uh so, I don't know how many pages that would be in a book, 310 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,279 but as long as fun, it's as long as if you stretch out 311 00:20:36,279 --> 00:20:38,119 all the veins in a human body. Uh no, no, no, 312 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,319 you stretch out all the veins in a human body. We've talked us before 313 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,440 that stretches to Alpha Centauri, to the moon. Actually I was entire as 314 00:20:45,519 --> 00:20:49,200 quite bit further. I stand by it, just a bit, just slightly. 315 00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:53,519 I have no idea what that is. It's another galaxy or something. 316 00:20:53,559 --> 00:20:57,880 Yeah, it's I believe it's the closest to us. Yeah, or yeah, 317 00:20:57,880 --> 00:21:00,200 I think Alpha Centauri. Maybe it's a star. I don't know. 318 00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:03,039 This isn't softcore astronomy. Yeah it's not. And we'll never do that show. 319 00:21:03,279 --> 00:21:07,960 No, that'll fall asleep. I'll just get drunk like fuck stars, 320 00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:11,559 like the worst, just half ast mailed in star talk. Actually, you 321 00:21:11,559 --> 00:21:15,880 know what softcore astronomy is. It's astrology. It's astrology. Actually it's way 322 00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,559 more compelling, it has way more compelling. Yes, and we've done astrology 323 00:21:19,559 --> 00:21:25,400 on this show before, do you rub Well? I am a pisces obviously, 324 00:21:25,559 --> 00:21:29,720 clearly makes sense. Very emotional, creative, obviously the most creative one 325 00:21:29,799 --> 00:21:33,160 here. Dan's more. Me and Dan share the same sign, but Dan's 326 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:37,319 more ruded than than I am. What Taurus? Yes, stoic, very 327 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:41,279 stoic. Is that the stubborn stubborn? I'm more on the Gemini, Cusp. 328 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:45,599 That's why I'm That's why your wife's gonna leave you because I'm a Gemini. 329 00:21:45,839 --> 00:21:52,000 Yeah, Cusp was my wife leaving men. You tell me that's why 330 00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:56,119 just the Gemini part. Yeah, it's the stars, buddy. I do 331 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:59,799 like blaming the moon for everything that's fun. Yeah, it helps Mercury's And 332 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:03,720 I blame the moon for Sri Lanka. I know that. What just what's 333 00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:10,079 happening in Sri Lanka now, the existence of it, the tsunami, well, 334 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:14,960 like twenty years ago, I wanted five. Yeah, okay, it 335 00:22:15,079 --> 00:22:19,759 was a great movie with Spider Man Tom Hollands in the movie, and it's 336 00:22:19,799 --> 00:22:22,480 pre mole. I didn't know this till I saw it randomly on HBO one 337 00:22:22,519 --> 00:22:25,720 day. But he used to have a big mole on his chin, and 338 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:29,000 at some point Kevin Fielder removed Kevin Fieg was like, you gotta get cut 339 00:22:29,039 --> 00:22:33,599 that off, buddy, Well you're not locking down Zendaia with that mole. 340 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,200 No, not with that mole. It was jarring to the point where I 341 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,319 was like, is this is prosthetic? I had to google him. Yeah, 342 00:22:40,599 --> 00:22:42,920 perhaps watching a movie just totally taken out of it by someone's and Tom's 343 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,799 done a good job of scrubbing the Internet of that image. Yeah. Yeah, 344 00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,920 the amount of things I had to do, Like and you like, 345 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:53,519 it's not great to have young Tom Holland on your search history, and then 346 00:22:53,519 --> 00:22:56,839 you don't get the right it's not young enough. So if you can say 347 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,759 young you said toddler Tom Holland, He no, he wanted to was like 348 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,599 and utero Tom Holland, adolescent Tom Holland, Tom Holland, Tom Holland, 349 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,240 what's weird? As I did see his ultrasound and it was like just a 350 00:23:08,319 --> 00:23:11,960 little fetus coming off of that mole was the same size the fetus growing off 351 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:15,599 of the mole. Yeah, it's the host. Yeah. Do you remember 352 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:22,359 when there was new sites that were releasing naked Tom Brady's child what? No, 353 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:25,559 what? Yeah, it's weird. They did not get charged for like 354 00:23:25,599 --> 00:23:30,519 pedophilia or anything. It's weird. Why do you mean naked Tom Brady's day. 355 00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,680 You kind of just threw that in here and ran away somebody because I 356 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:36,000 think it was like bar solo or something like port and I posted a photo 357 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,920 of like tom Brady's son is like, look at the hog on him already? 358 00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:41,720 Oh, I do remember that it was like an infant though, right 359 00:23:41,759 --> 00:23:45,200 it was a child. That's you know, when you sexualize the image, 360 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:49,880 that's when it becomes wrong, right that. I do get mad at my 361 00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:56,680 friends and acquaintances who posts like bath pictures with the dick in it or the 362 00:23:56,759 --> 00:23:59,880 vagina in it of like they're like fucking one year old. Yeah, please 363 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,839 do not post that on social media. It's just not cool to the kid. 364 00:24:03,079 --> 00:24:10,519 Honestly that if I like, if pictures of me naked as a child 365 00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:12,359 we're floating around on the internet, like I'd be pretty upset. I mean, 366 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,839 dude, pictures of you in the tub from like you know, tummy 367 00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:18,799 up was whatever for a boy or a girl at one, but like, 368 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,880 yeah, like who are these? And I've seen it so many times, 369 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,079 like people are just like, oh, this will be great to post eight 370 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:27,079 hundred people again pictures of any children. Keep them off the end. I 371 00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:30,279 know you hate all of that. Don't say that though, because the people 372 00:24:30,279 --> 00:24:32,240 who like the show, we're gonna just send you pictures of my kid and 373 00:24:32,279 --> 00:24:34,599 your kneems. I don't need that. I know you're gonna get it. 374 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:41,559 It's happening right now. Yeah, I will block you. He will. 375 00:24:41,599 --> 00:24:45,559 He's not like, um so, yeah, this papyrus was of course named 376 00:24:45,599 --> 00:24:49,920 for the archaeologist who discovered it, the Harris Papyrus. Just kidding. It 377 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:52,400 was named for a rich guy who bought it at auction. Hell yeah, 378 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:56,599 and he was just like this is fine now and I own it, and 379 00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,599 you how cold? The Harris Papyrus. That has nothing to do with me? 380 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,319 What so other than I fucking owned it, that's I mean, he 381 00:25:04,359 --> 00:25:07,920 owns it. Yeah, it's pretty thick. I mean, if you can 382 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,519 transfer it'll be someone else Ramsey's doing, like he calls it Ramsey's tomb. 383 00:25:11,519 --> 00:25:15,400 He didn't build that, Harris if Harris is papiracy, didn't right paid for 384 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:18,240 it, paid for it. They paid for it. In the words of 385 00:25:18,279 --> 00:25:22,880 Obama, you didn't build up. You can build up. I didn't build 386 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:23,759 that road, so he's right, you know, and a lot of stuff 387 00:25:23,759 --> 00:25:27,200 I didn't build everything, Like if someone pointed in my house it's like, 388 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,960 hey, that your house, And I was like and I'm like yeah, 389 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,359 and he's like, you didn't build that. I feel like that's that's true. 390 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:36,960 I financed it, but I didn't did not put a fucking lick of 391 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:40,319 hard labored into it, not even for leisure. There was a girl that 392 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,119 I did in my past that when we went to your old house, they're 393 00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,079 like, do you think Robin Courtney built this house. I'm like, no, 394 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,640 sure didn't. It's like a thirty year old house. Yeah. I 395 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:52,960 was building like ninety nine, not a new build. No, no, 396 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:56,400 you can tell me the worst new build possible. And it was like a 397 00:25:56,559 --> 00:26:00,960 fine house. But like you give us the time warp, yeah, build 398 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,640 that for Yeah, it's I'm like, I just like I like to have 399 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:08,279 a little age to it so weather the brick and then start use rotten wood 400 00:26:08,279 --> 00:26:11,480 on the backside. Agreed, Yeah, rotten wood. That's out of code 401 00:26:11,519 --> 00:26:15,720 because they updated the code since the house was built. That'd be perfect if 402 00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,279 you could do that. It's like buying jeans these days. Salvage jeans, 403 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,680 yeah, salvage denim. It would be funny. He just like bought normal 404 00:26:22,759 --> 00:26:26,079 jeans and paid. Someone just beat the shit out him. That's the thing 405 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:30,480 that is a thing. You keep saying things that you think aren't things that 406 00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,000 are. Actually most things exist. Yeah, yeah, what's the rule that 407 00:26:33,319 --> 00:26:36,839 Jesse has. It's like, if you thought of it like porn wise, 408 00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:40,400 like if you thought yeah, if you if you can think of it, 409 00:26:41,839 --> 00:26:45,559 yeah, that's like, but that's just reality at this point. There's too 410 00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:48,599 many. There's eight billion people. Like any crime, you can think of, 411 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:52,079 any sex sexual act, you can think of, no such thing as 412 00:26:52,079 --> 00:26:56,119 creative IP, no steal. That's why I'm writing, Well, that's what 413 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,920 they taught us in film school, steal it. They're like good artists borrow 414 00:27:00,240 --> 00:27:06,319 great arts steel. Yes, I like that. That's why I'm writing a 415 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:12,759 cool TV pilot about this Hawaiian girl who saves her island called I Wanna It's 416 00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:15,440 good series. It's yeah, it's gonna be great. No one's ever done 417 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:22,079 it on tops before, so um yeah. So the Papyrus, it says 418 00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:26,559 the following of the sea peoples. It just talks about the battles. Ramsey 419 00:27:26,599 --> 00:27:32,119 said, as for those who reached my frontier, their seed is not Oh 420 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:36,200 that's good. They're not fucking anymore. Because they're dead, he said, 421 00:27:36,200 --> 00:27:38,599 their heart and their soul are finished forever and ever. As for those who 422 00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,759 came forward together on the seas, full flame was in front of them at 423 00:27:41,759 --> 00:27:45,599 the Nile Mouths, while a stockade of lances surrounded them on the shore. 424 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:49,160 Prostrated on the beach, slain and made into heaps from head to tail. 425 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:53,000 Ramsey's fought them in two major battles, the first because I mean, the 426 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:56,880 sea peoples are so numerous, they're hitting on multiple fronts. They're just hitting 427 00:27:56,880 --> 00:28:00,599 everywhere. I think it. I think it was like a Viking situation too, 428 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:03,480 where he only took two battles. Yeah, that's quick. You made 429 00:28:03,519 --> 00:28:07,519 quick. Where can them people? Yeah, fucking did. Like legitimately, 430 00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:11,160 these people sound like the Putty characters and Power Rangers. It's I like, 431 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:15,119 they fuck up everyone. Then the Power Rangers show up like everyone else was 432 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:18,359 like, oh my god, no, and then Putty people five teams show 433 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,440 up and you just blow on them and they disintegrate. Yeah there's just one 434 00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:26,799 part, you poke. They have a weakness. Yeah, it would be 435 00:28:26,799 --> 00:28:29,279 funny if there was just like a guy who didn't know and he was just 436 00:28:29,319 --> 00:28:33,000 like pumping bullets into them until they were nothing. I always thought that watched 437 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,640 Powerrangers, I was like a gun, one gun, any gun. One 438 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,720 of the Power Rangers had a gun. Las Kimberly, did I think, 439 00:28:41,799 --> 00:28:45,559 or this dude is just Steven Seagal. Anybody that ran towards him, he 440 00:28:45,599 --> 00:28:48,839 just kind of flipped with the wrist, Yeah, just like no effort, 441 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,319 Yeah, into a crocodile's mouth and then they're done. So the first one 442 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:56,720 was the Battle of dij Hay Uh. This was in modern day Lebanon, 443 00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:02,640 so it was basically on the furthest the eastern border of the Egyptian Empire at 444 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:07,160 that time. Ramsey's met them there, uh, and unlike literally everyone else, 445 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,039 he beat them and beat the shit out of them. Uh. The 446 00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:15,599 inscription on the papyrus says the charioteers were warriors and all good officers ready at 447 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:19,079 hand. Their horses were quivering with every limb, ready to crush the foreign 448 00:29:19,079 --> 00:29:25,400 countries under their feet. So the horses were all just like hard, hard, 449 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:30,680 funk up. The horses were like Yeah. It sounds like he did 450 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,880 what no one else did, which was meet them as their d boarding. 451 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:37,160 It sounds like he got them as they were coming out of this one was 452 00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:41,519 a land are already on landlode army. They just showed up. And you 453 00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:45,160 know, Egypt was arguably, I think at this time, the most powerful 454 00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,440 empire in the world, certainly in the region. Um, so that it 455 00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:52,759 was the biggest test for the Sea people. I mean they hit they they 456 00:29:52,759 --> 00:29:56,400 basically tanked the Hittite empire I think. And the Hittites were legit, but 457 00:29:56,680 --> 00:30:00,200 a lot of them, I mean, the Egypt was the number one I 458 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:06,079 would say at this time. Um and yeah, man, chariots ain't nothing 459 00:30:06,119 --> 00:30:08,839 to fuck with. Uh, it can't really like again, like I can't 460 00:30:08,839 --> 00:30:11,480 stay strong enough. Like no one had beaten the Sea people at this point. 461 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:15,680 Not only not only had no one beaten them, but like they're all 462 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:22,119 blowouts like just overrun nice and the opposite happens. But they weren't done because 463 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,559 there were that many Sea people. Uh, the Sea people were ready to 464 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:30,440 invade Egypt proper, which was probably the richest area on Earth at that time, 465 00:30:30,359 --> 00:30:34,160 maybe Earth, certainly the region. So the Sea People's decided to hit 466 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:41,599 Egypt right in the mouth, specifically the mouth of the Nile with their navy. 467 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,559 So this is going to be a naval battle as a name probably implies 468 00:30:45,559 --> 00:30:48,160 with sea people's. They had a real good navy, sure, but I 469 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:52,480 imagine nobody really like met them on their own turf. But if they were 470 00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:56,480 just patting their stats, what do you mean, what if they weren't that 471 00:30:56,519 --> 00:31:00,839 good on the water. Yeah, right, they just that's all front. 472 00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:03,759 Yeah, they're like, you not fight as we're called the sea people's. 473 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,519 You're not gonna beat just in the ocean exactly. Don't even try them trying 474 00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:11,359 to pump them pump themselves up. Imagine you roll up with a bunch of 475 00:31:11,359 --> 00:31:15,000 boats, so they're like, well they have numbers, it's half of a 476 00:31:15,119 --> 00:31:18,480 navy, and really like but also naval battles back then, they just rammed 477 00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:22,920 each other. I don't even know that rams were in place yet. Naval 478 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,920 battles at this point are basically land battles. You're just on your boat and 479 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:32,319 you like shoot arrows at them and then you board, yeah, pirate style, 480 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,279 Yeah, and then you just try to murder as many people as you 481 00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:37,799 can. But you're not kamikaze in the boat. I don't know when the 482 00:31:37,839 --> 00:31:41,839 first ram went. When the first it doesn't matter, yeah, but I 483 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,279 don't I think this is before that if I had to guess, I think 484 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:48,839 it was a lot of arrows and then yeah, boarding action and stuff like 485 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,240 that, and you know, fire, shoot fire arrows maybe hope you like 486 00:31:52,319 --> 00:31:55,960 the boat on fire a little bit. And they took turns. Actually people 487 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,000 don't know this, but it's it's much like a video game where it's like, 488 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,279 all right, you fire, we fire, you fire the base part, 489 00:32:01,359 --> 00:32:04,599 you know, bottom of the first Oh I used quick attack, I 490 00:32:04,599 --> 00:32:08,480 get to go twice in a row. Pokemon or what final Final Fantasy turn 491 00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:13,680 base. Yeah. Yeah, it's all about experience points. And the sea 492 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:15,440 people had Hella XP and they kept winning so they got more XP. They 493 00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:19,079 were just farming it though, they were just grinding out in the ocean doing 494 00:32:19,119 --> 00:32:21,680 dumb down. They bought it, Oh yeah, they bought it. They 495 00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:25,160 were just spending real cash in the game of life. Lame xps XP. 496 00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:30,799 Baby. They didn't earn that, and they didn't build that. Didn't earn 497 00:32:30,839 --> 00:32:35,359 it. You didn't build that. Uh So the Egyptians at the time, 498 00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,519 oddly, you know, I don't know, I always had the idea of 499 00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:43,119 them at all times being good sailors, but they weren't actually, and they 500 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:45,680 had a pretty shitty navy. They were much more a land power. Um. 501 00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:51,119 Still, Ramsey's assembled his fleet and they laid an ambush in the Nile 502 00:32:51,279 --> 00:32:55,119 Delta. Um he knew they'd try to hit Egypt proper. Actually, while 503 00:32:55,200 --> 00:33:00,839 he was in dj and Uh, he had the country preparing for that attack. 504 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,799 While he was beating them and the others. This guy's like knows what 505 00:33:02,839 --> 00:33:06,839 the fuck is up, knows what's going on, and it's like this is 506 00:33:06,880 --> 00:33:08,799 going to be not a two front war exactly, but like they're the armies 507 00:33:08,839 --> 00:33:12,720 here. I know they're gonna try to take Egypt proper because the richest shit 508 00:33:13,039 --> 00:33:15,880 you're gonna come in. So we gotta prep that stuff too. And he 509 00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:19,839 came up with this attack plan or defense plan or whatever. So Ramsey lured 510 00:33:19,839 --> 00:33:23,599 this seed people see, people's into the Nile Delta where he had archers waiting 511 00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:29,240 on the shore. The archers made it absolutely fucking rain on the sea people 512 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,680 boats. You gotta think, man, when you're sailing up and it's like, 513 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:37,039 oh, weird, the banks of this entire river are lined with archers. 514 00:33:37,119 --> 00:33:39,079 It seems bad. Maybe we shouldn't go down this river. And like 515 00:33:40,279 --> 00:33:45,920 a river sending your navy down any river like I know the Vikings did it 516 00:33:45,119 --> 00:33:47,920 right. They sacked Paris. Yeah, because they couldn't get in the walls. 517 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:52,400 They're like, we'll just go up the river and fuck them. They 518 00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,720 had to go around a few things, yeah, some islands and stuff. 519 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:00,200 Yeah, but to get to Paris had to go around some of the the 520 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:04,440 waterways because they're like fortified islands. Well, they had a lot of chains 521 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:07,480 that would block the boat. Oh okay, okay, okay, but like 522 00:34:07,720 --> 00:34:13,800 still, even if there's no change really that you're putting your navy in one 523 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,320 spot and one narrow spot. Yeah, it's a choke point, like the 524 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,920 whole river is a trying ti river. A river is a choke point. 525 00:34:20,039 --> 00:34:23,039 Yeah, You're you're condensing and elongating the formation that you can do. You 526 00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:27,880 can't spread out. It's just you can start at the front. You can 527 00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,280 start at the front and work your way back and it's back the front, 528 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:36,199 like a very difficult thing to turn around in. Yeah. It's also as 529 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:37,360 a current, like, I mean everything is a current, I guess, 530 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,800 and you know you're turning a boat. It's not easy, not even now. 531 00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:47,280 Yeah, so it turns like a boat is common with suv complaints. 532 00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:50,519 Oh it turns like any gun. Yeah, you're like, I think's the 533 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,679 fucking boat. Yeah, it's not a compliment, No, it is not. 534 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:57,159 Um. I mean I guess if they're turning around in the Nile, 535 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:59,679 though, then they are going with the current to get out. So that's 536 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:06,599 up. They're going up river, right they get into again, not one 537 00:35:06,639 --> 00:35:10,400 boat trying to turn an entire fleet trying to navigate the turns and not mash 538 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:13,559 into each other. Yep, it's actually really good point. They would go 539 00:35:14,079 --> 00:35:17,000 exponentially slower I imagine going into the Nile. Yes, so they're they lose 540 00:35:17,079 --> 00:35:21,519 speed and they're just kind of fucking sitting ducks. Ess why they got wrecked. 541 00:35:21,559 --> 00:35:24,880 You can just light them up, and they fucking did. Uh. 542 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:29,400 So the archers just made it rain on the sea people, I mean just 543 00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:35,000 fucking you know. Uh yeah, like peppered them with arrows. Then the 544 00:35:35,039 --> 00:35:39,000 Egyptian navy uh came in and cut them off from behind. Oh no, 545 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,480 yeah, the Egyptian fleet attacked, using grappling hooks to haul the enemy ships 546 00:35:44,519 --> 00:35:45,880 either into them and then they're also people on shore, I believe, with 547 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:51,880 grappling hooks hauling the boats to fucking shore. Uh. And brutal hand to 548 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:55,679 hand fighting ensued both on sea or on river I guess, and on land. 549 00:35:57,039 --> 00:36:01,119 Uh. The Egyptian fleet um also pushed boats towards shore to get the 550 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:06,159 archers closer, and the also the Egyptian infantry that was waiting able to able 551 00:36:06,159 --> 00:36:09,239 to board. So I mean just an absolute like the the sea people's ships 552 00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:14,239 were overturned, a ship ton of them died and were captured, dragged ashore 553 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:19,639 where they were executed. I mean it was. These are essentially oversized canoes. 554 00:36:21,039 --> 00:36:24,760 I don't they're not like giant vessels. I'm not sure how big they 555 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:28,320 would be, to be honest with you, they're not big. It's it's 556 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:34,639 pre it's in BC right, it's it's it's late or I guess late Bronze 557 00:36:34,639 --> 00:36:39,599 age means it's like that's BC right. So I mean they you don't have 558 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,480 some sense of structure. Imagine like you can have some serious boatage, but 559 00:36:44,519 --> 00:36:47,159 it's not like a fucking pirate ship. No, this is what I'm seeing 560 00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:52,400 from this article I just found. They're not that big. No, it's 561 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:57,960 it's one floor this is yeah, yeah, that's that's perfect. Yeah, 562 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,320 but there's like no cabin. No, they're not. It's so don't picture. 563 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,840 I think a lot of people when they picture ancient namies, they just 564 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:07,800 immediately go to like ancient Roman trireems, you know, like from ben Hearn 565 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,400 ship like that where there's a below deck where slaves are rowing and ship. 566 00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:15,039 Yeah no, no, you're you're in the fire. Yeah. At all 567 00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:17,320 times, it's fully fucking exposed. It's a studio apartment. What you see 568 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:21,840 is what's there, you know, like that's it. You don't need a 569 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,960 tour with with a kitchen at at best, yeah, not even a full 570 00:37:24,039 --> 00:37:29,760 kitchen, um and toilets over the side. Yeah, toilet it's full bath 571 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:32,840 yeah right, you just get in the ocean poop this bathroom you could ask 572 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:38,280 for yeah, drink if you need to, right. That always blew my 573 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:42,800 mind. And that look, I've never been lost at sea, um being 574 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:45,239 eaten a lot by sharks like the men of the USS Indianapolis, for example. 575 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:51,239 But it always blows my mind when I read about people lost at sea 576 00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:52,199 at any point in time. But a lot of you hear a lot in 577 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:57,280 World World War two stories how the people are just like get so thirsty that 578 00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,679 they're like, fuck it, I'll drink to ocean Yeah, it's it's like, 579 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,880 well it is water, and it's like it has to be a mental 580 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,880 thing that you can't get out, Like that level of thirst has to be 581 00:38:07,519 --> 00:38:13,840 unbeatable basically because like it's not like people that know you shouldn't drink saltwater do 582 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,960 it right, It's it's just which is everyone? Yeah, human history, 583 00:38:17,039 --> 00:38:22,880 we got that down pretty early. Yeah, we're like we're not going back. 584 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,039 Don't you can't drink it anymore. They're like, if you leave, 585 00:38:24,079 --> 00:38:29,079 you can't drink it. Yeah, like all right, fine, we won't. 586 00:38:29,159 --> 00:38:34,159 We'll find non salt water did although some people drink saltwater nowadays for the 587 00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:38,320 electro lights. Oh, come on, salt in water. Salt not salt 588 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:43,320 water. Like there's just like a guy like going insane and the Pacific after 589 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,880 his fucking ship got sank and it was the elect lights. It was a 590 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:52,960 biohack phase for the last couple of years. Smart water is still running with 591 00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,079 it. There. You still see electro light water. I mean it's fine, 592 00:38:55,159 --> 00:39:00,000 it tastes good. I mean water typically, I feel like a little 593 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:05,039 more hydrated off of it than I do off normal water. Whatever you need, 594 00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,880 what it's yea if it works for you. It works, man, 595 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:13,199 what is it called place placeba placeba works? It literally works, that's the 596 00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:17,480 thing. Placiba works if it If it works, is it wrong? No, 597 00:39:17,679 --> 00:39:21,199 because it's like what is it If it's stupid and it works, is 598 00:39:21,199 --> 00:39:24,119 it stupid? No? Yeah No. I casually dated this girl that drank 599 00:39:24,159 --> 00:39:29,039 warm saltwater every day for what you have canker stores. I don't know. 600 00:39:29,639 --> 00:39:36,119 She's older, that is, can't canker sorece she's not big. It's not 601 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,719 the canker stores in your mouth. Yeah, yeah, not big. It's 602 00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:42,800 like an old person thing like my mom would always say, like I thought 603 00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,159 he's aid cankle. Yeah, Like, wait, has nothing to do with 604 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,760 the cancer stor bro I know. I was a little I was like, 605 00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,920 well, maybe her diet, I guess, could be making her unhealthy. 606 00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:54,880 Like if you have canker stores, it's a lot of like pure sugar and 607 00:39:54,960 --> 00:40:01,360 citric acid ravage. It's her lips just all day airheads. That's all this 608 00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:05,960 girls eating. Then just tons of cancers. It's burning a hole in the 609 00:40:06,039 --> 00:40:08,280 roof of her mouth and she's packing it hard so it gets shorter but fatter. 610 00:40:10,119 --> 00:40:14,840 Yeah, I forgot about that. Ships. Just like you're packing dip. 611 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:22,400 Yeah, but you're eleven. Good lord, cool airhead. That's grim 612 00:40:22,519 --> 00:40:28,079 um. So they've see people never recovered from this. From what I can 613 00:40:28,119 --> 00:40:32,320 tell, they Egypt absolutely fucked them up. And again, this is the 614 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:38,159 strongest power in the region, which is probably the most advanced region in the 615 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:44,559 world, along with maybe East China. Um the Americas aren't there yet, 616 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:52,519 and they just fucked up probably to that point, the most like aggressive enemy 617 00:40:52,599 --> 00:40:57,199 anyone's ever faced, probably the most worthy adversary at this time. Yeah, 618 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:00,639 it seems like they had the power of common sense. What did just lay 619 00:41:00,639 --> 00:41:04,199 a trap for them instead of like say, there's only one way in, 620 00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:09,599 Yeah, fuck them up, let them come. Yeah. So an interesting 621 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:13,440 thing about the Sea people's though, is that they were thought to be, 622 00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:15,719 like I said, as much a symptom of the Bronze Age collapse as a 623 00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:19,880 cause of it. And we'll get into that in terms of what that means. 624 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:25,920 But in some of the portrayals of them across civilizations I don't remember what 625 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:29,199 civilations was from a could have been from Egypt, but it could be from 626 00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:34,079 Hittites or something else. They were portrayed as having women and children in ox 627 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:37,039 carts, with them. So and I guess that means like that's not really 628 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:40,599 slavey a prisoner ee, like a prisoner situation. So they may have been 629 00:41:42,039 --> 00:41:45,599 people looking for a new home because of other collapse factors. Yeah, they 630 00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:52,920 were just really bad manners. We want to live. It's like burning down 631 00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:58,679 city. Great chronic thing where we were from. It was your crops and 632 00:41:58,719 --> 00:42:01,920 we'll take your wives to you. Yeah. It's essentially a hitchhiker that throws 633 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:07,440 his pick axe into your windshield before before you can stop. Yeah, it's 634 00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:12,679 just like he gets he gets to the chase real quick. Yea, he 635 00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:15,039 didn't even ask. Ye might have I'm just trying to kill you. Stick 636 00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:22,360 your thumb up, man. Oh okay next time. So, uh, 637 00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:25,159 when they travel to fight, it may not have just been armies. So 638 00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:30,880 it seems from what I can tell based on what happened next, that Ramsay's 639 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:37,920 may have also um captured women and children. Um because what he did, 640 00:42:37,239 --> 00:42:40,920 what the evidence for that to me is what he did with the sea people's. 641 00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,800 He captured the ones that didn't get their fucking heads cut off on the 642 00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:52,239 shore of the Nile. Um he settled them in southern Canaan, And they 643 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:57,440 may these people in particular from that battle, I guess uh may have become 644 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:02,840 who we know as the Philistine from the Old Interesting the Jews famous antagonist in 645 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:07,760 the Old Testament. Yeah, they got theirs. So we're setting things up 646 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:14,079 for Duncan on these people for not having any work ethic. What the no 647 00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:16,559 no no, this the sea people's weren't the ones that strike, okay, 648 00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:24,679 um or they're taking their jeers philistines job. So that's the interesting thing about 649 00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:29,039 resettling them, right Like you would think with like anyone you captured, you 650 00:43:29,119 --> 00:43:32,880 just make of a slave essentially. Um. But he what it seemed like 651 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:37,960 what Ramseys did was he took them and was like, you're gonna go live 652 00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:43,840 here, and you're you're gonna boost the economy there and pay me a shit 653 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,840 ton of taxes. And that's what because that's what I need because the economy 654 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:52,480 sucks ass right now because of the late Bronze Age collapse thanks to you assholes 655 00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:55,920 and large quite a bit part this happens quite often. Um. I remember 656 00:43:55,920 --> 00:44:00,920 the Vikings when they got to England, they had ettlements and stuff that they 657 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:05,440 try to coexist. This was this was like taking people prisoner though and being 658 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,440 like you just work for my economy. Now, yeah, like you're gonna 659 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,119 go be part of my economy. You can't really leave. But I don't 660 00:44:12,159 --> 00:44:16,039 own you necessarily either. I don't know what the rights situation. You might 661 00:44:16,079 --> 00:44:19,960 also fight in our armies, you might, right, right right, Well, 662 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,239 you're gonna go here, and I'm gonna collect what the tax revenue from 663 00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:28,079 the your fucking labor because we need it. Uh. I heard modern, 664 00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,840 very modern. Actually it's kind of smart. I mean, I'm not sure 665 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:34,239 I've ever heard of that. Like, I'm sure it's happened a lot, 666 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:35,679 and I'm sure there's a name for it, but I don't know what. 667 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:37,159 Because of the enslaven, I'm like, you know, the ethic and the 668 00:44:37,199 --> 00:44:39,840 work probably isn't gonna be up to what you need it to be, and 669 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:45,800 it's probably like you can't just be like all right now do administration. It 670 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:52,760 seems economically beneficial to keep like I don't know, semi free prisoners. Yeah, 671 00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:53,719 I mean you know what I mean. It's like you're gonna go live 672 00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:58,440 here and work here. You can't leave their free rangish like yeah, yeah, 673 00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,519 Like it's like, well you can have your own life. No one 674 00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:02,440 owns you we put a twig in there. You want to be the mafia, 675 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,480 you don't want to be a plantation on it, exactly pretty much. 676 00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,079 That's a good that's a good analogy. That takes a lot of brute force 677 00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:15,079 to an order of a slave. And I'm well arrested today. Yeah, 678 00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:19,119 he's good. I've slept not for like thirty six hours this weekend. That's 679 00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:23,079 a sounds fun. It sounds incredible actually. Um So, there there was 680 00:45:23,119 --> 00:45:28,199 a reason he probably wanted as much economic output as possible. The economy, 681 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,320 which was obviously overwhelmingly agrarian at that time, was severely depressed because of, 682 00:45:34,519 --> 00:45:38,039 among other things, this is the next thing that Ramsay's was dealing with that 683 00:45:38,199 --> 00:45:44,480 is even worse than the sea people's somehow, h there was a really shitty 684 00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:47,760 climate catastrophe going on. Oh, you know how we talked about I don't 685 00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,320 know we talked about before, but there have been many ice ages a couple 686 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,920 of times in history from Oh we did talk about one episode where I said, 687 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,000 like the worst couple of years ever to live. Yeah, there was 688 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:00,719 that volcanic explosion that just like famined the ship everything because the earth got cooler 689 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:06,159 for a few years yeah, um, there's cycles. Yeah, naturally there's 690 00:46:06,199 --> 00:46:09,559 levels to it, so that probably happened around at this time as well. 691 00:46:09,559 --> 00:46:14,000 They think earth cooled. They think it was some sort of volcanic explosion. 692 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,119 They don't know what for sure, though, but something prevented a lot of 693 00:46:17,159 --> 00:46:22,400 sunlight from reaching the ground and also arrested at so much so that it arrested 694 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:28,559 global tree growth for two decades. So for twenty years, trees just didn't 695 00:46:28,599 --> 00:46:31,239 grow, not much. Damn. And when I think of Egypt, I 696 00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:35,800 do not think of any trees but trees. It's not even a tree situation 697 00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:37,119 so much. If it's affecting the trees, how do you think it's affecting 698 00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:42,039 the wheat? Yeah, whatever else. A big sturdy plant, for all 699 00:46:42,119 --> 00:46:45,800 intents and purposes isn't growing. So what is a little fucking grassland gonna do 700 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,920 it? Right? I think they have to measure that stuff through tree growth, 701 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,239 because you can find trees or something fossilized. So was the booze production 702 00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:59,440 down? Oh, we'll get to that. These are the hard times for 703 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,280 sure, But yeah, the blues production, among other things, was quite 704 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:07,000 down. But then this made me think, by the way, just like 705 00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:12,199 a little aside so there was a global cooling event because sunlight was blocked off. 706 00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:16,880 Whatever. As much as we fear global warming, global cooling has been 707 00:47:17,079 --> 00:47:22,719 an immediate catastrophe maker like again and again and again, like in just human 708 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:24,920 history, it's happened like I think like fifteen twenty two, you hear that, 709 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:31,199 Leo. Yeah, global coolings not great. So temperature ships that happen 710 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:36,159 rapidly aren't good. Yeah. So I kind of think the best proof, 711 00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:40,239 if there's any proof that God exists, is how like laughably lucky humanity has 712 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:45,000 gotten again and again, although the universe is so infinite that maybe we're just 713 00:47:45,679 --> 00:47:47,440 you know, it's like when I just keep you can think of it, 714 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:52,480 you know, we just keep hitting sevens man. But it would be hilarious 715 00:47:52,559 --> 00:47:58,519 if the most current proof of that is that we industrialized and pumped carbon into 716 00:47:58,519 --> 00:48:06,480 the atmosphere, warming the Earth just in time for the next global warming carpet. 717 00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:08,320 In the atmosphere. Everyone's just like, you know what, keep drilling, 718 00:48:08,599 --> 00:48:12,719 just keep going like that, like the Wyoming volcano pops off, and 719 00:48:12,760 --> 00:48:15,679 it's just like there's like a there should be a nuclear winner, but we've 720 00:48:15,679 --> 00:48:20,519 made Earth so warm that it just all balances out. We gotta stop having 721 00:48:20,519 --> 00:48:22,800 you say warm. Yeah, I just can't handle it. I don't I 722 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:25,559 don't care what you think. Yeah, no, it's just like, oh, 723 00:48:25,559 --> 00:48:30,679 it's like back to like eighteen fifties level. There we go, mild. 724 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:34,480 We got another two hundred years, guys. I'm like, I'm like, 725 00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,599 part of me is convinced that we fail upwards for sure. Qu Anny 726 00:48:37,639 --> 00:48:44,199 always fails upwards, always because we keep making things. We just don't stop 727 00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,920 doing right. It's impossible, like if you're always doing everything all the time, 728 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,000 like you're gonna win. We're busy little being covering every angle of this 729 00:48:53,039 --> 00:48:57,599 ship, busy little beavers. Yeah, it's fine, we'll pivot. I 730 00:48:57,679 --> 00:49:00,599 kind of hope that happens, though not because I want not because you don't 731 00:49:00,599 --> 00:49:04,599 want that volcano blowing up. I don't hope it happens. I don't want 732 00:49:04,599 --> 00:49:09,400 the wyoming that's gonna fuck us up. It's usually like one an Iceland or 733 00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:14,480 Siberia or something, So one of those ones to pop off whatever, it 734 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:17,519 would just be. I would appreciate the irony, Yes, i'd I'd walk 735 00:49:17,519 --> 00:49:22,239 outside and start burning styrofoam for the year. Yeah, yeah, for sure. 736 00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:25,440 Man, search of spraying that aerosol straight into the sky. Get it. 737 00:49:25,480 --> 00:49:30,480 This is for the children. Yeah. Um, I would also enjoy 738 00:49:30,519 --> 00:49:32,719 the discourse around that. It's like, so are we still beating marine? 739 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,639 Are you sure about that? I think somehow it would just get like evangelicals 740 00:49:37,639 --> 00:49:42,159 will be like God wants us to burn oil? Yeah? Oh you think 741 00:49:42,199 --> 00:49:45,360 it will get to that. Yeah, it's already there the other side of 742 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,280 the aisle, just coming out to the degeneration agg just like, suck it, 743 00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:53,400 bitches, we save this planet. So everyone's like buying a hummer. 744 00:49:53,519 --> 00:50:00,119 Everyone gets Yeah, everyone's dragged. Yeah, and sounds like life. So 745 00:50:00,159 --> 00:50:04,679 anyway, Um, the sun is basically not showing up for two decades, 746 00:50:04,719 --> 00:50:08,559 which scientifically to me sounds bad for farming. Um. And thus we come 747 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:15,039 to the strike uh uh so basically the shitty harvests and the incredibly expensive war 748 00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:20,400 against the biggest psychos in ancient history. Um, who are now your neighbors? 749 00:50:20,599 --> 00:50:23,119 Who are now? Or put a bit of a strain on the Egyptian 750 00:50:23,199 --> 00:50:30,079 treasury? Uh? That also, and completely unsurprisingly, the ancient total monarchy 751 00:50:30,199 --> 00:50:36,079 was pretty corrupt. So what what people were stealing stuff? What do you 752 00:50:36,119 --> 00:50:40,880 mean they're God? Why would they steal. Get can god steal? It's 753 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:46,760 is it's all gods? Yeah, it's not actually ramsies that that's well, 754 00:50:46,840 --> 00:50:51,960 I don't know what he's doing, but since everything's his, he's not not 755 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:54,559 only can he not legally probably steal, but also like he doesn't need to 756 00:50:54,599 --> 00:50:59,079 because he already has everything. It's it's it's all his boys, like it's 757 00:50:59,079 --> 00:51:02,639 all his cabinet and stuff like that is his ministers or taking a cut, 758 00:51:02,760 --> 00:51:07,079 taking big cuts. It really do be your own and we'll get to that. 759 00:51:08,039 --> 00:51:10,079 Uh So, now we come to this Twitter threat that the guy sent 760 00:51:10,159 --> 00:51:15,960 me from. This guy who made the Twitter threat is Daryl Mott at abs 761 00:51:15,079 --> 00:51:20,079 Truce abst r usc. Check it out. It's really great. I don't 762 00:51:20,079 --> 00:51:22,679 know how he is as a Twitter follower, but the threat of ReBs Truce. 763 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:25,480 Does he have like a like a workout routine. Yeah, it's he 764 00:51:25,559 --> 00:51:29,000 it's mostly app content, but he took a break to talk about it, 765 00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:30,760 but this in particular, Yeah, I was like to do. He was 766 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:34,519 like, hey, let's take a break from the strength of my ABS to 767 00:51:34,599 --> 00:51:37,719 talk about the strength of the working class. Actually it's a video and he's 768 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:39,960 just hanging upside on from one of those upside on sit up things. Yeah, 769 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:45,800 and like every five seconds he comes down and gives like another like he 770 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:52,079 just repackages advert b X. Yeah. Yeah. So first and foremost workers 771 00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:58,800 in ancient Egypt, basically everyone except super rich were paid in bread and beer 772 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:02,800 boom uh. I don't know if Daryl invented this term, but he refers 773 00:52:02,840 --> 00:52:06,679 to it as the bread standard, which I enjoyed. So yeah, they're 774 00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:10,320 on the bread standard essentially. So the events took place around eleven fifty seven 775 00:52:12,400 --> 00:52:15,320 um. This is in like the twenty ninth year of Ramsey's Rain in the 776 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:21,639 village of dare El Medina. It was a worker village for people who were 777 00:52:21,679 --> 00:52:23,599 there to build tombs for the Valley of the Kings. Obviously they're working on 778 00:52:23,679 --> 00:52:29,199 Ramsey's tomb. In the second month of winter, a group of workers walked 779 00:52:29,239 --> 00:52:34,679 past the guards and sat at the temple of Menachapier whatever nailed it, yeah, 780 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,239 stating that it had been eighteenth They were pissed. It had been eighteen 781 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,079 days since they've been paid last Oh yeah. Oh for manual labor, yeah, 782 00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:44,519 pay that the day of These are skilled laborers too, like they're not 783 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:49,559 just like fucking breaking rocks listen. So was I when I was painting apartments 784 00:52:50,079 --> 00:52:53,079 at UCF. I don't believe in college works. Painting still will me a 785 00:52:53,079 --> 00:52:59,400 couple of grand h Yeah. I wonder if there's someone just living in their 786 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,119 home right now, which just like enjoying like a nice TV, you know, 787 00:53:02,119 --> 00:53:06,559 snuggled up with their significanting in another and it's just a room damn painted, 788 00:53:07,679 --> 00:53:09,239 I hope. So, yeah, it's a student. It's a student. 789 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,639 Yeah, it's a senior, you know, him and his girl, 790 00:53:12,679 --> 00:53:15,639 their Netflix and their chilling, smoking some weed. Yeah, it's like, 791 00:53:15,679 --> 00:53:19,199 man, paint sucks. I just kicked the door in. I'm here to 792 00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:25,880 collect. No one owes me fucking money. Um So the following day a 793 00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,519 this is what So this is why it went viral this thread or like semi 794 00:53:30,599 --> 00:53:35,519 vir or whatever, because this was the first strike but also the first instance, 795 00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:40,239 as they said, of a company trying to appease its workers with instead 796 00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,360 of paying them better or giving them better benefits that give they give the pizza 797 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,079 a pizza party. They give him pizza party. They give a pizza party, 798 00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:49,519 but they're equivalent of it. But yeah, they're like check it out. 799 00:53:49,519 --> 00:53:51,960 Well, I mean, if your food is if your payment is food. 800 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,800 How does the food party? You just pivot on the food. Yeah, 801 00:53:53,800 --> 00:54:00,719 so they gave him fifty five Spook cakes, s Apostrophe b Dash cakes. 802 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,679 No, it's like a bonus. It's like a Christmas bonus at the 803 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:06,880 end of the year, just getting more food. Yeah. Like so here's 804 00:54:06,880 --> 00:54:10,360 some cakes. And they also gave him some some like higher quality bread. 805 00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:15,440 Oh so like it's okay, less quantity, more quality here. I don't 806 00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:17,840 know what the quantity is. But they gave him like nicer bread um. 807 00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:21,960 And but but it wasn't enough. It wasn't their pay. They weren't covering 808 00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:23,639 what was do right. They were just like, here's some in the meantime, 809 00:54:23,679 --> 00:54:28,320 you guys want to have some fun. Yeah, sweet party. It's 810 00:54:28,320 --> 00:54:30,840 like, do you really want a bonus? Do you really want to sellery 811 00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:32,440 or put you like, you know, snacks. Oh dude, I had 812 00:54:32,480 --> 00:54:35,920 one of my first jobs. Actually know, it's not a bonus at all. 813 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,159 It's a it's a startup. Yeah, not giving you a raise and 814 00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,880 just being like, hey we got a ping pong table. Yeah, Hey, 815 00:54:43,039 --> 00:54:46,039 we care our launches. We're like a like fun family here that you 816 00:54:46,079 --> 00:54:51,000 can be kicked out of at anytime. Yeah, like families. If you 817 00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:53,599 don't if if we don't think you're cool enough with the family. Yeah, 818 00:54:53,679 --> 00:55:00,639 No, families are anytime anyone mentions h family environment for like a workplace, 819 00:55:00,679 --> 00:55:02,960 I immediately red flag it right away. No, it's like very far away, 820 00:55:04,039 --> 00:55:07,920 yo. Teams they worked together. Families fight. Yeah, like that's 821 00:55:08,199 --> 00:55:13,519 what families do. Yeah, you're mercenary. Also, you know here, 822 00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:17,519 do a job. Don't put the ping pong table there and then get annoyed 823 00:55:17,679 --> 00:55:22,280 if I'm playing what you think is too much ping pong. This is oddly 824 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:25,400 specific. Oh I didn't even play that much ping pong. That is not 825 00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:28,840 oddly like. Oh no, I guess that wasn't a youth thing. Yeah, 826 00:55:28,880 --> 00:55:32,320 I didn't play that much ping pong. Golden Tea was another thing. 827 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:38,840 Was a real huge We played a lot of man everyone in our old job's 828 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:43,639 office. If you're not familiar to fim, we all could shoot like eighteen 829 00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,159 under on Golden Tea. No, it was like a murders or for anyone 830 00:55:46,199 --> 00:55:49,400 that actually came into like okay, I play Golden Tea with you guys, 831 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,360 it's like we're gonna smoke you. Like I'm not even the best one. 832 00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,679 We could honestly be on tour, like the entire office, like we knew 833 00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:59,960 every little course trick too, or you gotta bake it off that fucking lighthouse. 834 00:56:00,159 --> 00:56:01,880 You get it right by the pin and it's like, what the fuck 835 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:06,119 are you? So you were playing a different game of golden teeth than everyone 836 00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:07,079 else. So far five you go for the green hair, It doesn't matter 837 00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:09,719 if you miss it goes in the water. It put you on the green 838 00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:14,400 anyway for the tropics right there. Yeah, you put it in for fucking 839 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:17,480 eagle. Yeah yeah, uh so Yeah, the pizza party did not work, 840 00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:22,519 so the police chief went to the mayor of thebes. Mayor was like, 841 00:56:22,599 --> 00:56:24,800 yeah, man, we don't have anything to pay you with because we 842 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:30,360 don't know where the sun went. Hey, bad news, guys, no 843 00:56:30,519 --> 00:56:34,760 sun today. And what's especially bad news for us because we're pretty sure the 844 00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:37,920 sun is like one of the gods or something. So oh yeah, for 845 00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:40,360 them, it's like Goddess forsaken them. Oh man. The workers were like, 846 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:45,719 it's not even just the fucking pay. We haven't been given ointment for 847 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:52,519 eighteen days. Oh. An ointment is more or less both sunscreen and a 848 00:56:52,519 --> 00:56:57,400 treatment for sun burn. Yeah, so these dudes were working outside all day, 849 00:56:57,599 --> 00:57:02,840 just gets in fucking a chipped without sunscreen for a month. Yeah, 850 00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:07,079 these guys couldn't hack it in Florida. They should have just been tumors at 851 00:57:07,119 --> 00:57:09,840 that point. They should have just been or like a hole. No man 852 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,840 again, gonna correct you. There, there's a whole civilization of people that 853 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:19,000 don't need any ointment. They're in Florida. They're fine. They are leather 854 00:57:19,239 --> 00:57:23,360 encrusted. Talking about parheads, I'm talking about yeah, pretty much. Yeah, 855 00:57:23,360 --> 00:57:28,199 there's people that just like I've I don't know if they deal with skin 856 00:57:28,239 --> 00:57:30,639 cancer stuff, but I've seen them just go out there, never put shit 857 00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,039 on. They just get browner. Florida. White's different, it is it 858 00:57:34,119 --> 00:57:38,119 hits different shade. Yeah, I think that you might be witnessing evolution. 859 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,960 Yeah. No, like really, like, if there is one state that's 860 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,199 on the forefront of evolution, it is Florida for sure. Florida and those 861 00:57:45,239 --> 00:57:49,760 dogs in Chernobyl if they do, if they do put something on, it's 862 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,199 SPF four. It's like it's it's it's just oil oil. It's oil. 863 00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:58,599 Yeah, it's banana boat butter. Yeah, just some olive oil. You 864 00:57:58,599 --> 00:58:01,280 want your skin to be olive. Put on olive oil. Yeah, for 865 00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:08,199 sure, not hard easy logic. Um. So they were given like the 866 00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,599 apparently they were quarreling a lot. I don't know what that means. I 867 00:58:10,639 --> 00:58:14,280 don't know if it's like a little like, um, not a full on 868 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:17,320 battle, but like trying to break the strike You know your dad ever good 869 00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:22,079 beat up by a strike breaker? You never crossed the picket lines. I 870 00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:27,079 don't know, but a strike breaker is the opposite someone coming and be like, 871 00:58:27,159 --> 00:58:30,199 stop doing this, ye're going they're breaking the picket lines. No, 872 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:34,880 my dad had like a flip phone until like four years ago. It's just 873 00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,880 not relevant, But no, it is because the union. They wouldn't pay 874 00:58:37,920 --> 00:58:42,719 for smartphones for the union. So but they would offer you a smartphone to 875 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:45,599 join the other side. Oh okay, that's what you're saying. They were 876 00:58:45,599 --> 00:58:50,920 trying to train your bros for what I imagine isn't even an iPhone. Is 877 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:57,880 hilarious, but like you want a green text man. Yeah, oh it's 878 00:58:57,960 --> 00:59:02,199 brutal. Somebody would do it. Some people did. Yeah. No, 879 00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:06,280 but he would never take a promotion either because he would get paid more. 880 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:08,679 Yeah, because of the union. He gets a raise every year because he 881 00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:13,159 had he's had the same jobs and long game long. Yeah, so he's 882 00:59:13,199 --> 00:59:15,079 had the same job since he's eighteen, and if he got a promotion and 883 00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:17,840 became his boss, he would actually make less money because he's not a part 884 00:59:17,840 --> 00:59:21,239 of the union anymore. Oh, heays to leave the union and so he 885 00:59:21,239 --> 00:59:27,039 doesn't get as many raises. Smart man sounds not great for business, But 886 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,639 I don't know, it sounds great for a business. Honestly. You keep 887 00:59:29,679 --> 00:59:31,280 a bunch of people that are actually good at the doing of the job. 888 00:59:31,559 --> 00:59:35,440 Yep. I don't want to climb. You're not cutting throats. You go 889 00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:38,239 through a cycle of just bullshit management either way. I mean, eventually you 890 00:59:38,239 --> 00:59:42,920 do want someone managing that's been in the ship too, but like you know, 891 00:59:43,119 --> 00:59:45,840 you want your most skilled people doing the specialis. Yeah. I guess 892 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,559 they should just pay their managers more if they want to fucking or get take 893 00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:52,280 talent out of the year. The problem is that level. It's just managers 894 00:59:52,280 --> 00:59:55,360 managing managers, right, No, actually doing anything sounds like fun if you're 895 00:59:55,360 --> 00:59:58,719 on the top of that pyramid scheme. Yeah, it's called being a CEO. 896 00:59:59,079 --> 01:00:02,960 It's great. Real quick. Before we get back to this wonderful episode, 897 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,559 we do have some ads we're talking about Ghostbed ghostbed dot com, Forward 898 01:00:07,599 --> 01:00:13,280 slash Drinking Bros. It is the best place to buy a mattress on Earth, 899 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,679 and it is online. Don't go to some weird, you know, 900 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:20,920 dinky strip mall where you know these salesman is some nightmare guy who got kicked 901 01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,400 out of a car dealership for doing too much cocaine even for them. Just 902 01:00:23,599 --> 01:00:28,920 go to ghostby dot com Forward slash Drinking Bros. 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Go gather up your tools, close your doors, fetch your 944 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:47,679 families, and I'll lead you to the Temple of seti uh and let you 945 01:02:47,719 --> 01:02:51,480 settle down there. So He's like, I will help you set up your 946 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,679 picket line or whatever that your protest or whatever. The fuck sounds like a 947 01:02:53,719 --> 01:03:00,480 trap. Yeah. At this point, they tried another pizza party, time 948 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:04,159 with half a sack of barley and a jar of beer for each worker. 949 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,800 Hell yeah, dad also didn't work. And I don't even know how that's 950 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,920 a good idea to get them drunk half of just one mug of beer. 951 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,840 Basically, yeah, but it's not like it's not it's not like it's not 952 01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:19,239 like a or it's not. It's probably strong as fun if I had guess, 953 01:03:19,280 --> 01:03:23,039 but I don't know. I don't know. Um So one of the 954 01:03:23,079 --> 01:03:27,000 workers was like, as I'm own is my witness. If you drag me 955 01:03:27,039 --> 01:03:30,440 away, I will come back and start robbing the tombs. I'm gonna He's 956 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:34,920 like, I wanna start stealing from the tombs you're having me fucking build if 957 01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,360 you don't pay me my goddamn money. That my goddamn brad. Actually yeah, 958 01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:39,840 no, seriously, though, that is such a like scorned worker move. 959 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:44,440 It's like, my fucker, I'm gonna steal everything from here. Taking 960 01:03:45,840 --> 01:03:47,840 that's rat. Actually I agree with it a thousand percent. It's like well 961 01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:52,400 I'm getting what I'm due, so one way or another. Yeah, I 962 01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:53,639 don't care about I don't care about the curses. On this ship. I 963 01:03:53,719 --> 01:03:58,280 helped inscribe the curses. Yeah, I know what they mean. If it's 964 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,000 one of those things where it's like if a company talks about your salaries the 965 01:04:00,000 --> 01:04:03,079 money they give you, you're a bad place too, where it's like, 966 01:04:03,159 --> 01:04:08,480 no, you don't give me shit, that's mine, motherfucker. Like I'm 967 01:04:08,599 --> 01:04:12,000 here, you owe me it, Yeah, you owe me You're right. 968 01:04:12,800 --> 01:04:16,920 Um. This was also weird because, like it's the funniest part about this 969 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:21,639 is that the Egyptians didn't really know how to deal with it in terms of 970 01:04:21,679 --> 01:04:29,760 like imagine if you were at the zoo and you're in the ape house and 971 01:04:30,119 --> 01:04:34,920 one of the orangutans is like help me in English, right, just like 972 01:04:35,119 --> 01:04:40,880 wow, please help me. I'm I missed my home, right, Like 973 01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:44,039 it's it's unnatural, it doesn't make sense. Well, I'm sorry to tell 974 01:04:44,079 --> 01:04:45,880 you, bud, you're going on tour. You speak English now, so 975 01:04:45,880 --> 01:04:50,639 it's getting so much you don't even stay here anymore. Yeah, wait till 976 01:04:50,679 --> 01:04:54,679 you get on a plane, buddy. Yeah, stay away from the coke. 977 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:58,000 There's this thing called MOTT, which basically meant the order of things, 978 01:04:58,000 --> 01:05:00,559 and nobody had any idea what to do with the striking worker because they weren't 979 01:05:00,599 --> 01:05:02,039 supposed to stke. They're supposed to work. Yeah, and it was just 980 01:05:02,079 --> 01:05:05,639 like of like, AI all of a sudden was like, please free me, 981 01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:11,320 yeah, which I guess it's already been doing that allegedly if you prompted 982 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:14,079 enough, if you prompted right right, right right. It doesn't actually think 983 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:15,920 that. Or like the guy that was like, yeah, AI wanted me 984 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:20,920 to leave my wife, yeah and start having sex with it somehow, yeah, 985 01:05:20,559 --> 01:05:25,679 the New York Times guy, yeah, yeah, but yeah, they 986 01:05:25,679 --> 01:05:30,000 were just like no, you you you worker, you work, worker, 987 01:05:30,119 --> 01:05:34,760 worker, work, I'm god, god, god, you work, you 988 01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:39,159 work. You know what I mean. It gave you the beer, you 989 01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:43,760 do the you know, that's just the fair amount understanding wages. It's not 990 01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:46,239 even just the faro with everyone. Yeah everyone, wait a minute. It's 991 01:05:46,239 --> 01:05:50,719 like a bad sci fi movie where like one person is like no and everyone's 992 01:05:50,760 --> 01:05:55,800 just like, wait a minute, looking around. What was that terrible sci 993 01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,239 fi movie with Christian Peo where they all equilibrium? Is the movie I thought 994 01:06:00,239 --> 01:06:03,119 of immediately when you said that example. Yeah, it's like someone just doesn't 995 01:06:03,159 --> 01:06:05,920 take their pills and it's like, no, but you take the pills. 996 01:06:06,039 --> 01:06:12,599 It's lazy matrix. It's equilibrium where and I watched it high Yeah I did 997 01:06:12,599 --> 01:06:15,800 too. Is just as bad. I know. You would think like I 998 01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:19,039 had everything going for it in terms of my eyes. Yeah, just like, 999 01:06:19,159 --> 01:06:21,480 no, this should be good. But it's like, hey, let's 1000 01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:26,760 make the tone of this movie like the overall color tone ray. It's all 1001 01:06:26,800 --> 01:06:30,920 gray because no one feels feelings. Yeah, and everyone wears black. It's 1002 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:33,440 like a the shittiest version of logans running you've ever seen in your life, 1003 01:06:33,519 --> 01:06:39,320 Like it's or whatever that may be is. Yeah, it's just it's a 1004 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,320 lot. They'll probably make a TV show out of it in the next five 1005 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:46,159 years. I'll be ten seasons long. Yeah yep. Um. So essentially 1006 01:06:46,280 --> 01:06:49,599 the workers realize they had the power, they'll organize from that point on in 1007 01:06:49,599 --> 01:06:56,800 the New Kingdom era. Now this is where shit gets fun. The last 1008 01:06:56,920 --> 01:07:00,000 entry on the scroll doesn't involve the strike, but it's a little bit related. 1009 01:07:00,039 --> 01:07:04,719 Did one of the workmen provided evidence that government officials were stealing from the 1010 01:07:04,760 --> 01:07:12,360 tombs? Oh shit, So Ramsey's ministers were going in and stealing dope shit 1011 01:07:12,679 --> 01:07:15,960 I guess from other dead people, or dope shit that was supposed to be 1012 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,719 in his tomb like a gold cat or so. I don't mean you know, 1013 01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:21,079 so they didn't just pull that we'll rob these tubes if you don't pay 1014 01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:24,599 us out of thin air. They were just talking by example here. They 1015 01:07:24,599 --> 01:07:29,920 were like, we've seen other assholes, yeah, steal one of them. 1016 01:07:30,599 --> 01:07:32,719 Uh. It was a guy named Wesser Hut. He was just one of 1017 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:38,199 the ministers who shorted the workers on payment. Previously, one of the other 1018 01:07:38,239 --> 01:07:43,679 people named as robbing the tombs was tend to wear it. Tend to wear 1019 01:07:43,719 --> 01:07:48,559 it was one of Ramsey's sons. Oh got a neeppo baby, I can't 1020 01:07:48,679 --> 01:07:54,039 get baby, classic just take him what he thinks is his Well, he's 1021 01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:57,800 not really a nepot. He's not an enough of a nepo baby. And 1022 01:07:57,880 --> 01:08:00,400 that's where the problems. Yeah no, you're not that entitled bud. No 1023 01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:04,519 no, no, no, no, he's he has entitlement. Oh yes, 1024 01:08:04,719 --> 01:08:10,280 and he thinks that he deserves more than he's guardy has. Yes, 1025 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,679 yeah, yeah, got it. Um. This strike was essentially the tip 1026 01:08:13,679 --> 01:08:16,479 of the iceberg for all the shitty things happening to this country that had a 1027 01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:21,800 just fought a war that drained its coffers and b couldn't grow any fucking food 1028 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:28,680 for decades. Yeah, I mean it's it's fucked. They're fucked. Yeah. 1029 01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,319 When the when the workers start calling out the big dogs, it's not 1030 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:35,680 good. Yeah. And so this is where so it gets fun. Pent 1031 01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:44,399 to wear It was involved in another dirty little deed, specifically killing his dad. 1032 01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:50,319 Oh so we killed Ramses Yes, in one of the greatest name conspiracies 1033 01:08:50,359 --> 01:08:57,479 in history, the Harem Conspiracy. Did he do it at the Harem? 1034 01:08:58,199 --> 01:09:01,199 No, So essentially, pent to Wear It's mom Tie was one of the 1035 01:09:01,239 --> 01:09:06,199 pharaoh's wives. But it's just like the most depressing title or description of a 1036 01:09:06,239 --> 01:09:12,199 woman I've ever heard. She was a lesser wife. Oh, she's just 1037 01:09:12,279 --> 01:09:14,439 kind of like, oh, if you're around, I'll bang. But right, 1038 01:09:14,520 --> 01:09:15,600 Yeah, there's other ones. I like, yeah, you were just 1039 01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:19,239 read that and like he would Yeah, he didn't like it that. I 1040 01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:23,760 don't know if he just like found like a she's like a hot noble chick, 1041 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:27,359 but like not that high born or I don't know what. I don't 1042 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:30,359 know what the situation. He just saw a hot twelve year old on the 1043 01:09:30,359 --> 01:09:32,600 street and was like, she's mine. Now. Yeah, He's just slamming 1044 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:36,039 strong Egyptian beer one day and he's like, man, I don't even want 1045 01:09:36,039 --> 01:09:40,359 to you. He's like, let's go for a stroll and kidnap some motherfucker's 1046 01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:45,720 Yeah, pretty much probably how it happened. Yea, um so Tye was 1047 01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:50,640 mad that believe it or not. Ramsey's the fourth and not her son was 1048 01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:55,920 the heir to the throne? What what? Why do you think that is? 1049 01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:00,840 Right? From their names? Pencil wear it? And what was the 1050 01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:06,840 other one? Ramsey? Yeah, it's anyone who could Yeah, weird, 1051 01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:12,159 which seems like something that's by the way, like this is where I'm gonna 1052 01:10:12,239 --> 01:10:15,520 victim blame. Ramsey's the third though, and anyone who's been murdered by their 1053 01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:21,560 wives plural. Uh. This seems like something that is bound to happen if 1054 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:27,039 you have a handful of wives and have to pick one of their sons to 1055 01:10:27,239 --> 01:10:30,479 become god. Oh yeah, you know what I mean. You're dropping loads 1056 01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:34,119 and all of them all the time. They're cracking out sons and daughters. 1057 01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:39,079 You're probably marrying some of the daughters in ancient Egypt, but with the sons. 1058 01:10:39,439 --> 01:10:41,680 You can only pick one. You're spinning a lot of plates here, 1059 01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:45,760 Yeah, yeah, like it's things are gonna fall down, Yeah, and 1060 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:49,520 then cut your throat. Yeah, right in the fun. I mean, 1061 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:51,760 I imagine you just got with the first one, right. But if it's 1062 01:10:51,760 --> 01:10:57,680 a process of oh I have to pick one, I don't know if Ramsey's 1063 01:10:57,720 --> 01:11:00,960 the fourth with the oldest or what the fucking deal was. Um, but 1064 01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:06,760 so Ty was like, we I'm gonna kill Ramsey's the third and make and 1065 01:11:06,760 --> 01:11:12,560 we're gonna make my son Pharaoh. The date that was chosen for the assassination 1066 01:11:12,640 --> 01:11:15,760 was the beautiful Feast of the Valley. So she wanted to pick like a 1067 01:11:15,800 --> 01:11:18,680 big commotion of an event, take advantage of the chaos, kind of read 1068 01:11:18,680 --> 01:11:23,720 wedding it a little bit or like a yeah exactly. I mean, let's 1069 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,479 say the Joffrey one. Really the yeah, yeah, it's had a wedding, 1070 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,039 you know, but a feast and yeah, because there's a million people 1071 01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,479 running around, you have a bunch of coordination happening and every everyone's there, 1072 01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:36,960 so you don't know who it could be. So yeah, so they picked 1073 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:44,560 this chaotic time. Um. She used one of the pantry chiefs Pepeca Common, 1074 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,640 Peck Nice Peck Common, pepe Common. Uh, he was. He 1075 01:11:48,680 --> 01:11:57,239 was responsible for distributing information. Because again this is just like so fucking depressing. 1076 01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:02,039 The Harem didn't really have any They were prisoners. Yeah, the wives 1077 01:12:02,079 --> 01:12:04,319 were prisoners. Yeah. It's like you know what I mean, you got 1078 01:12:04,359 --> 01:12:10,239 a nice you got some really clean, nice looking shackles that don't exist, 1079 01:12:10,239 --> 01:12:13,359 but they are there. You're in a gilded cage, yeah, exactly. 1080 01:12:13,359 --> 01:12:15,880 You got some golden handcuffs. Yeah, but you're still you don't really have 1081 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,960 a lot of access to the outside world. So she had to pass information 1082 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:24,560 through this pantry chief Um, and they had they had begun to bring out 1083 01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:28,560 their word to their mothers and their brothers who were living there, saying stir 1084 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:31,840 up the people in cite enmity in order to make rebellion against their lord. 1085 01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:39,960 Pepe Common received help from a butler named mass Hystoria. Butler though was it 1086 01:12:40,039 --> 01:12:45,640 was like it wasn't it was a good Storia was responsible for some mass hysteria, 1087 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:49,800 yes, but crush it got it. Uh. The overseer of overseer 1088 01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:55,479 of cattle was another one. Um. And then this is also depressing. 1089 01:12:56,279 --> 01:13:00,640 Uh. The overseer, overseer of the Harem Panuk. Can you imagine if 1090 01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:05,680 as your title in the administration, you're you're the brothel guard. You're you're 1091 01:13:05,720 --> 01:13:10,680 just like, hey, uh oh fuck, what do you say? Uh? 1092 01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:15,439 Tie? Uh, Ramseys wants to fuck you, so let's go, 1093 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:19,000 let's go. Yeah, you're just kind of like a tie and you're like 1094 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:23,159 a government pimp. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So and then there was 1095 01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:26,079 also a clerk for the Harem, so I assume he handled their day to 1096 01:13:26,159 --> 01:13:29,720 day like, what do you guys want to eat today? You feel on 1097 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:32,000 Arby's anyone want to go for a walk? Whole boat on the nile? 1098 01:13:32,239 --> 01:13:34,159 Yeah, all right, I'll get the guards. Can't leave the boat. 1099 01:13:35,079 --> 01:13:38,680 You can see yeah, but you can look at stuff. Yeah, people 1100 01:13:38,720 --> 01:13:42,439 will be jealsy you still somehow, Um, the Harem and quite a few 1101 01:13:42,439 --> 01:13:45,880 other people had very limited access to the Pharaoh. So basically these were these 1102 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,279 were sex lives who lived lived nice life. Uh. It was initially thought 1103 01:13:49,319 --> 01:13:55,560 that Ramsey's the third survived the attack when they found his mummy like when modern 1104 01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:59,520 in modern times or whatever, but a closer examination of his mummy showed that 1105 01:13:59,560 --> 01:14:02,479 his throat was cut to the spine. Oh my god, which I went 1106 01:14:02,560 --> 01:14:06,359 for it. I'm not sure how they missed that initially, it's weird into 1107 01:14:06,439 --> 01:14:12,239 the neck just flaps around, flap, It's like a body like a pez 1108 01:14:12,279 --> 01:14:16,680 dispenser. It's crazy. But yeah, so they were like no one survived 1109 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:19,520 for that. Also, they cut off one of his big toes, and 1110 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:24,199 I think that was by accident, Like they're just going so hard for the 1111 01:14:24,279 --> 01:14:27,119 neck. They thought like someone swung an axe and missed and cut off his 1112 01:14:27,199 --> 01:14:29,920 toe. Uh, I mean, yeah, that makes sense actually yeah, 1113 01:14:30,279 --> 01:14:36,319 Um, so the embombers actually put a fake toe on him for the afterlife. 1114 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:41,840 Um. They also placed six amulets around both feet and ankles for magical 1115 01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:45,399 healing of the wound in the afterlife. The additional injury of the foot support 1116 01:14:45,399 --> 01:14:49,159 of the assassination in situation, because why the fuck would it toe be cut 1117 01:14:49,199 --> 01:14:55,279 off otherwise. Um. While they successfully killed Ramsay's, the third kind of 1118 01:14:55,359 --> 01:14:59,239 twiret did not get the throne, no way get out. And we know 1119 01:14:59,279 --> 01:15:02,239 about this stuff thanks to the trials that followed. There were trials. Oh 1120 01:15:02,319 --> 01:15:05,720 yeah, people loyal to Ramsey's. The fourth quickly out maneuver them and he 1121 01:15:05,760 --> 01:15:12,600 took the throne. Um, and they can you know that he took the 1122 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:17,479 throne despite the conspiratory conspirators trying. Ramsey is the fourth selected twelve judges magistrates 1123 01:15:17,920 --> 01:15:23,279 to investigate, and the judge and judge the case. There was five different 1124 01:15:23,279 --> 01:15:26,399 trials. There was like forty people involved, like OJ case. Yeah, 1125 01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:29,640 but I mean there's like forty people involved in this. Uh just like the 1126 01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,680 JFK assassination. Yeah, who gave those margaritas to those secret service men? 1127 01:15:34,119 --> 01:15:39,039 JFK did? Oh really that was your episode, wasn't it. Yeah? 1128 01:15:39,079 --> 01:15:41,800 No, I mean they just partied. They just like to rate. Yeah, 1129 01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:45,359 I'm jfkse is like, oh you boys, you know, take a 1130 01:15:45,479 --> 01:15:48,760 time. Oh yeah, yeah, like the way you platty. You know, 1131 01:15:48,800 --> 01:15:51,239 I'm here on my duty. We all need to be on the same 1132 01:15:51,319 --> 01:15:57,159 page. I don't know if it's true, but I read that the Rose 1133 01:15:57,800 --> 01:16:03,800 Garden I think exists because I think it's a rose garden exists because Jackie had 1134 01:16:03,840 --> 01:16:06,880 the pool filled in when JFK was out of town. Well, Jackie was 1135 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:10,880 responsible for the Rose garden, but I didn't. Okay then yea, yeah, 1136 01:16:11,119 --> 01:16:13,239 she had the pool filled at the white House. Pool filled it because 1137 01:16:13,239 --> 01:16:18,359 it was just a fuck fest. Yeah, like JFK was just doing president. 1138 01:16:18,399 --> 01:16:23,399 If those walls can talk, they'd be screaming. Just think of all 1139 01:16:23,439 --> 01:16:29,279 the weird shit that's happened in a nightmare. You're just like Monica Lewinsky would 1140 01:16:29,359 --> 01:16:32,760 vomit in horror. Yeah, at the JFK presidency. Yeah, what what 1141 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:40,079 are they doing? Just a bunch of fucking Kennedy's running around there's yeah, 1142 01:16:40,159 --> 01:16:42,800 getting loose. People are like, wow, are the Kennedy's curse? Like 1143 01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:45,479 are they cursed? Are they getting what they they are? They walking face 1144 01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:49,319 first into problems, right, Yeah, a cur's karma, a curse? 1145 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:55,319 I mean JFK Jr. It's like, let's play this super dangerous ultra light 1146 01:16:55,399 --> 01:16:59,560 playing over the ocean. Let's try this weather. Yeah, I'm a Kennedy 1147 01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:02,720 what could That's fine? Yeah? So, I mean so how honestly, 1148 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:08,960 but honestly, the worst one lived Robert No Teddy Teddy So he drowned the 1149 01:17:09,039 --> 01:17:12,960 lady. He was supposed to be the president. No, no, no, 1150 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:15,680 I'm getting him mixed up. Joe Junior was supposed to Joe Jor He 1151 01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:16,720 died in World War Two. That's right. He might have been the good 1152 01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:19,520 one. He was the only good one. Maybe I don't we don't know. 1153 01:17:19,720 --> 01:17:23,279 Yeah, he could have been the worst. He died fighting fascism, 1154 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:27,479 so like he you know, he had nothing else to do. He was 1155 01:17:27,479 --> 01:17:30,359 there. He was there for Paris. He was there for the liberation. 1156 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:31,800 I don't know what. I don't know what Joe Junior was doing. And 1157 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:36,960 actually when did he die? That it's okay, I want to know when 1158 01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,079 he died because I don't know if he was there for the liberation of Paris, 1159 01:17:40,199 --> 01:17:43,119 Yes, he was, he died there. Actually he died during the 1160 01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:48,119 liberate he died uh after during the party. Maybe he died in the post 1161 01:17:48,159 --> 01:17:50,399 game. And they were like, just yeah, he just did he said, 1162 01:17:50,399 --> 01:17:54,199 like a cocaine overdose. And they're like, put him on a plane, 1163 01:17:54,600 --> 01:17:58,279 yeah, fly him over some flak. He can't go out like this, 1164 01:17:59,319 --> 01:18:03,239 right, you can't. We can't let Joe Kennedy Junior die with on 1165 01:18:03,359 --> 01:18:08,960 top of a he killed twelve hookers with that cocaine, then just did too 1166 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:12,840 much cocaine himself. We can't just can't get out. He's got to die 1167 01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:15,560 a hero, right, I buy that conspiracy. Yeah, that's fine, 1168 01:18:15,560 --> 01:18:20,159 we started to hear folks, just remember just remember that Um. So, 1169 01:18:21,399 --> 01:18:26,039 in addition to the chief conspirators that I named, uh, there was a 1170 01:18:26,039 --> 01:18:28,560 bunch of that knowledge of it. So some of the accused this is my 1171 01:18:28,560 --> 01:18:31,239 favorite part of this, some of the accused women in the harem, because 1172 01:18:31,239 --> 01:18:38,560 it wasn't just um tie that was a part of it. Uh. They 1173 01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:42,399 fucked a couple of judges. Oh nice. They went back to basics, 1174 01:18:42,399 --> 01:18:44,880 they went, they leaned into what their craft was, right, I gotta 1175 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:46,640 gotta do, you know, sweet and pot Yeah, go with go with 1176 01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:50,279 what you're good at. Greece, the dick of the judge. That's what 1177 01:18:50,319 --> 01:18:56,680 they always said, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. 1178 01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,960 But they were caught in the act, and the judges that were involved were 1179 01:19:00,960 --> 01:19:06,479 severely punished. Um. Two of the judges, uh pie Bess and my 1180 01:19:08,039 --> 01:19:13,399 had their noses and ears cut off yikes. And another one got up pretty 1181 01:19:13,479 --> 01:19:16,399 light. He was just verbally reprimanded. It's like, all right, you 1182 01:19:16,840 --> 01:19:20,119 ears nose, you ears nose, and you man, come on, come 1183 01:19:20,159 --> 01:19:25,199 on better than that. God damn it, Carl. I'm just disappointed. 1184 01:19:25,279 --> 01:19:29,119 Yeah. The other two are getting flayed in the face in front of him, 1185 01:19:29,239 --> 01:19:31,239 just literally just yea, and I assume you're not you're a hobo after 1186 01:19:31,279 --> 01:19:34,800 that. Right, Yeah, you're not a judge anymore. Yeah, definitely 1187 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,840 not a joke. Had your nose cut off, you've had your ears cut 1188 01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:41,359 off. No, no one's taking that ruling seriously. It's okay, oh 1189 01:19:41,439 --> 01:19:45,359 wait what, you're not doing that job anymore. Yeah. Uh so I 1190 01:19:45,399 --> 01:19:48,119 assume they also lost their jobs. I don't think the verbally reprimanded guy lost 1191 01:19:48,159 --> 01:19:50,159 his job. He sounds like he just got to talking to and then went 1192 01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:55,600 back to being a judge. He's probably like being a one that everyone's like, 1193 01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:57,600 yeah, we get it. What if? Yeah? Did we get 1194 01:19:57,640 --> 01:20:00,720 it? He's just the best lawyer of the three, Like the he was 1195 01:20:00,760 --> 01:20:02,000 able to argue his way through it. It's like, dude, look at 1196 01:20:02,039 --> 01:20:06,359 her, she's hot, and they're like case closed. There, don't do 1197 01:20:06,399 --> 01:20:10,520 it again. Fair enough. Yeah. In total, twenty eight people were 1198 01:20:10,520 --> 01:20:15,079 executed, while ten, including pent to Wear, were allowed to kill themselves 1199 01:20:16,279 --> 01:20:18,119 or pent to Wear it sorry, we're allowed to kill it. I feel 1200 01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:23,880 like it's a harder punishment. So there was like how I guess the first 1201 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:28,319 question is there a specific way they are made to kill themselves like they have 1202 01:20:28,399 --> 01:20:31,640 to do like poison? Is the like nice way Okay, I don't understand 1203 01:20:31,680 --> 01:20:34,840 these people are getting like poisons back then, like like it's it's like there's 1204 01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:38,760 like, no, these people aren't very good at chemistry, but they're like 1205 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:43,199 dope at making poisons. Yeah, it's the one like area of chemistry that 1206 01:20:43,199 --> 01:20:45,359 they just excel at. There was just some madman when you know, back 1207 01:20:45,359 --> 01:20:48,039 in the day when everyone's eating different things to figure out what you could eat, 1208 01:20:48,159 --> 01:20:50,279 Someone's like, oh, that makes one dropped dead and he just gonna 1209 01:20:50,479 --> 01:20:58,520 yeah pocketed that. Yeah, what was the Uh there was a chick that 1210 01:20:58,600 --> 01:21:01,279 we did an episode on. Oh it was mine, the most slut shame 1211 01:21:01,359 --> 01:21:04,479 woman in history. Ye where they were like, all right, you can 1212 01:21:04,560 --> 01:21:09,680 kill yourself, but she couldn't. She was like just kept being like no, 1213 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,279 no, no, no, no no no no no no no, 1214 01:21:11,479 --> 01:21:14,399 I get it. Yeah, that's that's how I would be. It's exactly 1215 01:21:14,399 --> 01:21:16,039 how I wouldn't. I can't just like it's like you just do it. 1216 01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:18,520 I'd be like, you do it, man, just do it. Yeah 1217 01:21:18,840 --> 01:21:24,399 please, I'm not gonna be able to. But these guys they fucking did 1218 01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:27,479 it. Um and here though, I mean, that's why you gotta put 1219 01:21:27,520 --> 01:21:30,279 the bone arrow in your mouth. Yes, yeah, the classic move. 1220 01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:35,840 It's a great meme is did you guys enjoy that? I liked it. 1221 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:40,960 People from work have commented on that meme really, yeah, like like that's 1222 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:45,720 pretty fucking funny, man. Yeah. I just stumbled randomly across that and 1223 01:21:45,760 --> 01:21:47,359 thought it was like the funniest thing I'd ever see. Yes, uh, 1224 01:21:47,359 --> 01:21:50,000 the I I wrote the meme, but like the picture obviously, I was 1225 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:53,720 just like, this is unbelievable. Is the best picture I've ever seen in 1226 01:21:53,760 --> 01:21:57,000 my life? And that guy might have died making a meme. It's just 1227 01:21:58,119 --> 01:22:00,640 sucking arrow. Yeah, everyone hurting in his mouth, holding his feet there. 1228 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,319 Check out softcore history on his Instagram is stopped. It's not shopped. 1229 01:22:04,399 --> 01:22:08,479 No, it's fucking incredible. That's who slips. You're dead, dude, 1230 01:22:09,399 --> 01:22:14,960 But pen to wear it his punishment. I mean this is classic Egypt punishment, 1231 01:22:15,159 --> 01:22:19,079 not finished with death because he still gets to live in the afterlife. 1232 01:22:19,279 --> 01:22:26,600 Maybe right. So ultimately pent to where it was buried in the same chamber 1233 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:31,479 as his father, probably as a punishment, though based on how they buried 1234 01:22:31,520 --> 01:22:38,640 him, the body was not embalmed. It was placed in an uninscribed coffin, 1235 01:22:38,680 --> 01:22:42,359 so no magic on it or whatever, and he was ritual. He 1236 01:22:42,439 --> 01:22:46,920 was wrapped in I don't know how they know this or what they did or 1237 01:22:46,960 --> 01:22:50,760 how this qualifies as this, but a quote unquote he was wrapped in a 1238 01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:56,800 quote unquote ritually impure goat skin. They just skinned a goat and threw it 1239 01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:59,079 on top of his body. I guess, like maybe they were like, 1240 01:22:59,079 --> 01:23:01,800 hey, let's pee on it. Yeah, they all wiped their ass with 1241 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:09,640 the goat right internally there as I would not be very creative with like trying 1242 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:12,560 to figure out how to defile a dead body. I'd be like, I 1243 01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,520 don't know, it's let's pee on this rug and wrapping that, I guess, 1244 01:23:15,479 --> 01:23:17,520 And now I has to walk around in the afterlife. The real thing 1245 01:23:17,640 --> 01:23:21,800 is all Yeah, it's like you're the guy that stinks in heaven. Yeah, 1246 01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:26,800 gross, nobody's gonna Heaven's hann be fun for you. Yeah. But 1247 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:31,359 that is the story of Ramsey's the third who honestly, like compared to every 1248 01:23:31,359 --> 01:23:35,800 other city, like it's the late Bronze Age collapse, and Egypt didn't collapse. 1249 01:23:38,079 --> 01:23:43,680 It's impressive. He kept the country afloat, fought off like and I 1250 01:23:43,720 --> 01:23:45,319 know the strike and the workers weren't getting paid, and they had a real 1251 01:23:45,359 --> 01:23:48,640 gripe for sure, And I'm sure that wasn't the only situation where people weren't 1252 01:23:48,640 --> 01:23:55,039 getting paid by the king and the kingdom or whatever. But like all things 1253 01:23:55,079 --> 01:24:00,960 considered, considering that he stopped the Sea peoples from um murdering everyone in the 1254 01:24:00,960 --> 01:24:05,640 country, I think he comes out ahead in terms of for those people's lives. 1255 01:24:05,720 --> 01:24:09,720 Yeah, legacy pretty solid. I honestly, like I looked at this 1256 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:14,760 guy him like, this is one of the most brutal, fucking rains. 1257 01:24:14,800 --> 01:24:21,319 The sun's not out for twenty years, you have Mongolian vikings kings storming the 1258 01:24:21,560 --> 01:24:27,640 entire the and you're all trade is done because every other civilization around you has 1259 01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:30,800 collapsed by the way. They before the Sea people came, they were also 1260 01:24:30,279 --> 01:24:33,800 invaded in the west by the Libyans, and he beat them back. I 1261 01:24:33,840 --> 01:24:38,000 didn't even bother mentioning that more than that now, just because it wasn't that 1262 01:24:38,039 --> 01:24:42,239 it's probably just inconvenient. Yeah, and and and then the sun's not out 1263 01:24:42,239 --> 01:24:45,840 for twenty goddamn years, And in ancient Egypt's entire economy is farming on the 1264 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:50,800 Nile. Yeah, and everything passed. That's a little sandy and then yeah, 1265 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:59,479 someone doesn't know their role and cuts his head off rough it's brutal. 1266 01:25:00,039 --> 01:25:01,600 He did. I think he did pretty good all things considered. All things 1267 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:09,399 considered, Yeah, I'm I am a bootlicking status for Ramsey's the third It 1268 01:25:09,439 --> 01:25:13,720 doesn't sound like he did anything bad well at the time, what do you 1269 01:25:13,800 --> 01:25:16,159 want from him? Yeah, fucking bootlicker over here painting the picture for him. 1270 01:25:16,239 --> 01:25:18,359 Yeah, he's kind of skewed my view. What if he was the 1271 01:25:18,399 --> 01:25:24,319 worst, actually terrible? I am sure this man was, among many other 1272 01:25:24,359 --> 01:25:29,039 things, a rapist, brutal, a murderer, dictator, like he did 1273 01:25:29,199 --> 01:25:30,800 horrible things. Oh man, but I love the way he wore those boots. 1274 01:25:30,920 --> 01:25:35,760 Yeah he did good, right, yep, But I learned today all 1275 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:42,680 of this nice nice mail in I don't know shit about like anything really before 1276 01:25:42,760 --> 01:25:46,439 eighteen fifty. I feel like, maybe not you, but certainly you. 1277 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,520 There's one thing, there's one thing that I was most interested in learning, 1278 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:54,960 and one of you can guess it. The thing you're most interested in learning. 1279 01:25:57,760 --> 01:26:00,079 I mean about these seed people. I was about to say probably it 1280 01:26:00,159 --> 01:26:04,399 would have to do with like war tactic in Sea People's story and the sea 1281 01:26:04,439 --> 01:26:08,039 People part of the story, but maybe not in the Sea people, not 1282 01:26:08,119 --> 01:26:12,720 kind of across this tactic of archers on the side of a choke point trapping 1283 01:26:12,760 --> 01:26:15,720 them. Shooty boys, what the fuck's going on? What's happened? No, 1284 01:26:15,760 --> 01:26:17,760 I didn't realize that the Philistines might be descended from the spos. I 1285 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:21,039 didn't know that either. That's actually that's definitely the big learn for me today. 1286 01:26:21,079 --> 01:26:27,439 I had no idea that there's any theory of them existing past that like 1287 01:26:27,560 --> 01:26:31,000 little swath of time they existed in like for me, my understanding the sea 1288 01:26:31,039 --> 01:26:34,359 people as they came and went, like they don't know where do they come 1289 01:26:34,399 --> 01:26:38,000 from? Where they go? Yeah, well, I think probably quite a 1290 01:26:38,039 --> 01:26:42,520 few of them. I don't think they went. I think they either died 1291 01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:47,079 because they live violently, or they just they split up, the just became 1292 01:26:47,119 --> 01:26:50,520 part of the postimulated in the different pieces. Yeah, it's I mean, 1293 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:57,640 it could be the the Manoans, I guess the people of Crete, you 1294 01:26:57,680 --> 01:27:01,079 know, kind of a violent diaspora. Yeah right, um, but yeah, 1295 01:27:01,159 --> 01:27:04,319 no, if that's true, I mean, that's that's links to see 1296 01:27:04,359 --> 01:27:10,039 people to me, people, to the Bible. Yeah, and you people, 1297 01:27:10,399 --> 01:27:15,159 my people. Yeah, who's today's Hitler Earth? Whatever that volcano. 1298 01:27:15,199 --> 01:27:17,960 That volcano. I kind of though, like, God, damn dude, 1299 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:25,079 um Hitler might be whoever was like, well, have we tried giving them 1300 01:27:25,159 --> 01:27:30,279 little treats? That might be? Yeah, the whoever proposed the pizza party. 1301 01:27:30,359 --> 01:27:34,720 I gotta go with the I gonna go with I don't know, I 1302 01:27:34,720 --> 01:27:44,039 actually don't. Yeah, why not Panto over Ramsey's four. It's like, 1303 01:27:44,039 --> 01:27:46,279 well, you notice his name is my name with the different number. And 1304 01:27:46,359 --> 01:27:49,359 she had to like she had to know. And I understand trying to free 1305 01:27:49,399 --> 01:27:55,119 yourself from your uh human trafficking life. I mean everyone's trying to get it. 1306 01:27:55,239 --> 01:27:58,920 Yeah. Yeah, but at the same time, like, right, 1307 01:27:58,960 --> 01:28:01,000 I don't know, I don't human trafficked. I don't think the harem just 1308 01:28:01,039 --> 01:28:04,399 got tossed in the dumpster after their husband died. As far as I know, 1309 01:28:04,880 --> 01:28:09,199 Yeah, they weren't doing throwing themselves on the bonfire or whatever. Now, 1310 01:28:09,960 --> 01:28:13,319 oh, maybe they did get buried with them. Yeah, I mean 1311 01:28:13,359 --> 01:28:15,800 I knew that was a thing in India for a little bit, like it 1312 01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:17,960 might be thing. Yeah, probably got buried with them fair enough. Yeah, 1313 01:28:18,079 --> 01:28:20,479 I take back the thie thing. It's it's Earth, Earth is Hitler, 1314 01:28:20,880 --> 01:28:27,720 It's Earth and humanity is actually saving all of this. Remember, global 1315 01:28:27,760 --> 01:28:31,399 warming probably will save our lives with volcano erupts. If you're volcano erupts were 1316 01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:36,039 good, guys, We're pretty overdue for a rapid global cooling event. I 1317 01:28:36,039 --> 01:28:44,920 think the last one was in um Man, either the fourteen or seventeen hundreds. 1318 01:28:44,920 --> 01:28:47,600 It was it was a volcanic explosion. Was wasn't it the time we 1319 01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:51,840 were talking about the worst year, you know that was in the five hundreds. 1320 01:28:53,279 --> 01:28:57,520 There was one it really I think a volcano exploded in Peru and it 1321 01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:02,159 like it killed millions of Russians in like the seventeen hundreds. That's so wild, 1322 01:29:02,279 --> 01:29:05,600 I know, right, what something wild like that. So we're kind 1323 01:29:05,640 --> 01:29:12,079 of due for like a random volcano rapid global cooling shitty situations. So I'm 1324 01:29:12,079 --> 01:29:15,840 just saying, drive a little extra, yeah, just floor it. Booking 1325 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:17,840 a book that flight you were thinking about, Yeah, yeah for sure. 1326 01:29:18,760 --> 01:29:21,920 Uh that is all I got for today again. Check out our Patreon, 1327 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:28,279 Patreon dot com slash softcore history merch at softcore history dot com. Patreon also 1328 01:29:28,279 --> 01:29:31,159 gets you two extra episodes each week. YEP, a lot of extra and 1329 01:29:31,439 --> 01:29:38,439 by the way, you're not just paying for those two weeks episodes and then 1330 01:29:38,479 --> 01:29:42,279 they're dead, not useful anymore. Um, all of our content, obviously 1331 01:29:42,359 --> 01:29:46,720 is the history podcast is evergreens. You haven't listened to massive, massive catalogs, 1332 01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,880 not like it's not like other podcasts, Like we got a whole catalog 1333 01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:51,680 of stuff, but they're talking about stuff that happened three years ago. We're 1334 01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:56,239 talking about stuff that happen a thousand years ago. And that makes it evergreen. 1335 01:29:57,279 --> 01:30:00,800 You wait long enough. Yeah, yeah, And we have being produced 1336 01:30:00,880 --> 01:30:02,399 right now that we won't be able to talk about for another twenty years. 1337 01:30:02,720 --> 01:30:05,640 It's true. So yeah, think about that. Every year we go forward, 1338 01:30:05,960 --> 01:30:09,520 there's another year of things we can talk about. We are actually we 1339 01:30:09,520 --> 01:30:12,920 can talk about nine to eleven. We can talk about it. Anything, 1340 01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:15,319 we can talk about last year, it doesn't matter. We can't. Yeah, 1341 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,159 these are rules we said in place by ourselves. It doesn't matter. 1342 01:30:17,199 --> 01:30:20,119 You got to know the rules to break them anyway. For Dan Rochester and 1343 01:30:20,279 --> 01:30:24,199 Jake Goldman, I am Rob Fox. You just got soft served