Hello, everyone, Welcome back to the Fire Escape Pass. It is episode
eighty five. I'm Mike Maharty, your host as always. Guess what all
three of us whoa Dan Reicher, Mary Kish were a flesh well on a
zoom call. But yeah, first time in two three episodes. Yeah,
they're only Benny and Ben and we did one with Minati. Yes, yes,
we all all three of us had an episode off. Yep, nice
and evenly distributed there. Look at us A look at nice vacation structure at
a corporate company. Yes, and we haven't been busy. Nothing has happened
to any of us in that time. Yes, what a relaxing vacation.
Yes, I'll start with you Dan, how I talked about apparently you and
for me that I got details of your surgery wrong. Let me let me
let me be claire A. I don't care. B. I was.
I was talking to Vinnie and Ben and here's what I told them. I
told them you were a doing a deviated septim surgery, which I can relate
to, but that's part of it. And then B you're also getting like
sixteen different sinus spots. Okay, you're you're close ish because it's more that
it was sinus stuff. And then also while they were in there, they're
like, oh, you have a minor deviated septum. We'll just going to
you know, pick that a little bit. That was like the most technically
the surgery was sinus endoscopy, bilateral maxillary antrust to me, bilateral anterior ethmoid
ectomy, nasal septoplasty that's the deviated septum, and bilateral submucous resection of my
inferior turbinates. Oh, I said, nasal septorrhinoplasty. That's where I got
it wrong. There's your problem. Yes, no, sorry, no,
they knocked me out and they put a bunch of knives and cameras up my
nose into my mouth and just cut up the whole inside of my head.
And yeah, that uh, that was I'd say the worst four days of
my life are the ones following that in terms of just physical discomfort. And
that was really really bad. I'm I'm not one hundred percent right now,
but I think obviously I'm up moving around talking again. I got headphones on
my face comfortably here you don't have. Yes, what I've headphones on on
your face is a weird way to phrase phrase. They're on the sides of
my face. For audio listeners, they're on his ears. He's not just
putting headphones over by that. Yeah, I would have loved if the EMTs
e nts rather saw like a miniature version of you in a Wallawigi costume conducting
your brain when they went up there was running around, or it's just got
symbols like the homewern monkey. Yeah, that'd be great. So, Okay,
what is the recovery time overall, like two weeks for something like that?
I think accept thems like a week or two. I'm over two weeks
in right now, and so like that's like, okay, you should be
able to go back to work. I just did my first five K again
today, so I wasn't able to run for a long time, so trying
to get back into that. I still can't swim, still can't, but
most things I can do now. It was just the first couple of weeks.
You just got to make sure you don't sneez, or if you sneeze,
you got to sneeze at your mouth, which that is a concept I'd
never considered before. Was like, how the fuck do you do that?
Do that. But then like I sneezed a bunch because I got a bunch
of bullshit in my nose, and you just it just comes out of your
mouth and that works. Otherwise it's like I don't know, your head just
explodes in blood or something. But there's you can't blow your nose. The
main thing they tell you is you can't blow your nose, which all you
want to Well, that's the thing is. The mental aspect of this was
crazy to me because I expected to be uncomfortable, not being able, like
I literally cannot breathe through my nose because like all that inflammation inside your sinus
is they just got cut up, so they're all puppy and inflamed. No
air is coming through the nose period, So I expected that, but you
can't. Like when you feel stuffed up up there, all you want to
do is blow your norse and like even though logically you know there's it's not
mucus, it's not snot, it's not that's not what it's up there.
It's just closed off. It's literally just laying around like for hours to being
like I wish I coul blow my nose. I wish I could brethe out
my nose. I wish I could bring out my nose. I wish I
could breathe out my nose. And like, swallowing is really weird because he
breathed it through your nose. When you're swallowing, like you're so stay hydrated.
So every time I took a swallow water, all these clots would get
loose, and like just evil black goo was just coming out of a bunch
of holes. And it was a boy. It sucked so much shit.
I am. Well, we'll get too the game section later, but I
did have some good options on the steam deck, just laying in bed,
playing a bunch of games on the steam deck, sleeping as much as I
could. I didn't like the way the I think it was vicoing. That
was the pain meds they gave me took her for the first two or three
days, you know, I do. I did not like the way this.
Okay, this all sounds bad enough. Whose idea was it to add
Paul Riker in your vicinity onto this? All? Right? I got to
give him some credit. He is not historically maybe the most empathetic dude in
the world. Uh, you know, he very much has love for his
family and in me as kids obviously, but you know he sometimes his way
is more give me a shit, is kind of how he talks to his
kids and stuff like that. He really, he really did help out,
and that Bonk had a trip overseas she was she was here for the first
several days, which is the most important part. So she was here during
a like red alert, like hey, just make sure you know I'm not
bleeding profusely. But then it's like I was looking at it like, oh
man, it's gonna be like a week she's gone, and you know,
like just I don't. I get very anxious about a lot of things,
obviously, but health stuff like oh I throw kind of close up, I'm
gonna have a bad reaction to something. And my dad did offer to drive
up and just kind of like be here for a week, so and he
was, and there were times that it was a huge help. There was
one night where I was, uh, I was watching wrestling downstairs here,
and all of a sudden, I just felt like a bubble pop in my
nose and then just profuse blood like just pouring out of my face. And
this is like a weekend, and I was told like, oh, it's
kind of concerning if it's bright red blood that far out, and I've just
got bright red blood, so prop just all over me. I hold my
hands out. It's his blood all over my hands. I ran upstairs and
like you know, I go right into kind of panic mode with something like
that it's ten o'clock at night or something like that, and I'm trying to
get to hold the doctor. And my dad was very helpful at like,
you know, while I was on the phone with the doctor, he was
getting cleanexes and all this stuff, and you know, he was so he
is Paul Record, he is himself and you know, but he was.
He was definitely a good help to have around here. And we had a
good time. And then you went to Vegas? That's correct. What was
what was the for what? So that was the thing we had planned prior
to the surgery where it kind of aligned with like, you know, it
was my fortieth birthday last month, and it was also like our wedding anniverse
for last month's so blank planned a trip to Vegas and I just got back
yesterday, and so that was a concern with the surgery. Was I asked
the doctor, like, am I going to be okay to fly and he's
like, well, it's two weeks out from surgery. You should be okay.
He usually recommends two weeks. So he had me come in a week
later after the surgery and look at everything and he's like, yeah, thing
is healing pretty good. You should be good to fly. But man,
you talk about anxiety again, and like, you know, I have a
lot of pressure and ear pain and stuff on flights and just normal flight anxiety
anyway, So holy shit, Like the flight out there, just constantly just
worrying about my ears popping, and just like it was very very uncomfortable,
very uncomfortable. But we were able to go and we had a lot of
fun there. So she bunk planned out a bunch of really fun stuff for
us. So I heard you went to a place that I've been to that
I I'm the free Store area fifteen thirteen Male Wolf. It's like eight different
things. But the Omega Mart just the super weird David Lynn's supermarket portal to
Hell surreal thing. Yeah, that was That's an interesting thing. It's like
off the strip. It's just this weird little complex. You know. We
talked about the bit, you know, it was several episodes ago, but
Yeah, it's just a very surreal thing. I don't want to spoil too
much of it, but yeah, you go into a really weird, like
meta grocery store. It's like just a really big art exhibit or when they're
putting together the word immersive was brought up a billion times because it's a lot.
I'm just like, you can grab the things on the shelf, you
can buy some of this stuff, and then there's just like, oh,
you walk into the freezer, or you go into this back little door here,
and suddenly you're in a fucking tool you know, album cover or something.
It's just like weird mirrors and and optical effects and just rooms filled with
like it very much felt like just like one of those games that has very
detailed environments where you're just looking at stuff on the shelf and you're just reading
things and like all this weird stuff on the on the walls. And it's
a very hard thing to explain. And also I wonder how the hell they
were able to pitch it because it is a wild and expensive thing that I've
never seen anything quite like. Yeah, I think like when I did it
and I talked to you about it before, Bunk message mean was like,
I think, is this like the thing we should do? And I was
like, this is the thing if you're in Vegas, this is what I
recommend. And unfortunately I can't tell you why. I can't describe it,
because I think the joy is the discovery of what's in the freezer, like
go and see it, and I think that is what's so interesting about it.
I have one question that I don't think is too invasive, which is
like, did you play the game? Like there's like a meta game back
there? No, is it one of the things on the screens? Yes?
Did you know? No? I saw there were people at a lot
of the screens, and I didn't know if they were just you know,
pressing things. I didn't know there was like an objective or anything. There
is there's actually like a game back there, and there's actors as well.
Oh really, I saw the lab coats and stuff like, I did not
know that. Okay, that's hm, that'd be a really interesting thing.
I would love to go in there, like if you could just solo and
just go around and really take your time and figure it out, Like there's
there's clearly a lot going on there that you wouldn't be able to see all
of it in one visit by any means. Yeah, I don't think you
can see all of it. And I didn't actually partake in the story,
but my friend did and I watched her solve it, and you get a
lot of context of why the space exists. And it's obviously like all made
up, like they've constructed this really elaborate. I don't know it's lord to
it, and unfortunately I can't get into it because I think that's part of
the charm of it. But yeah, the lore, the backstory, the
actors walking around, it's all to help feel immersive that you are like in
this experience, and so I think it's really neat. I'm really glad you
experienced it, because it was like the main thing that I was trying to
pitch you after I went, which is like, I think you should see
it. I think you should go. Yeah, I really do appreciate that.
I was the thing I kept saying like during the trip was like I
love a good gimmick, and like Omega mar definitely has a gimmick to it,
and I liked that a lot, and Bonk knows that I like a
good gimmick, and so one of the dinners. It was a couple of
nights ago. She booked at a place called Blackout. Have you heard of
this? No? Oh wait, the one where there's no visual at all
and so it increases your other senses. But literally it's pitch black, one
hundred percent pitch black, or you can entire meal. It's like a seven
course meal. And I expected to be like, oh, it's dark,
or like, oh, it's the thing. We're halfway through the meal.
Oh there was a hurricane or whatever, and now the lights are off.
It's like no, dudes in fucking night vision goggles come and get you and
bring you into like a red room to start your eyes adjusting. And then
they bring you into a fucking room. You're grabbing like each other's shoulders and
stuff and walking in and they have to like step by step explain to you
where your actual like glass is, which I don't know how they're not constantly
breaking stuff, but like, okay, your knife is over here, You're
okay to slide your left hand forward, forward, forward, there's your glass,
and they're just bringing out like seven courses. The lights are never on.
You're there for like we're there for over an hour and it's so weird.
Like I knew I was going to try things that I normally wouldn't because
if you told me what something was, or if I saw it and it
wasn't something I normally have, I'd probably be like, I don't know,
but I'm literally just uh So for the second course, they were just like,
Okay, you're gonna reach in front of you and there's gonna be a
crispy square and on top of it, it's going to be a spongy circle,
like, uh, okay, I don't know what the hell that is.
And I put it in my mouth and I'm like, okay, that's
definitely like a cracker. It's on it's like an appetizer thing. There's I
think there's like rice happening here, but there's a flavor. I don't know
what this is. There's like a weird flavor. I didn't dislike it by
any means, but it was like some sort of like Mayo based thing or
something that like if I saw that on a menu, I never would have
ordered it. If I saw what it looked like, I never would have
eaten it. But when I'm literally just grabbing shapes and eating them, you
know, I'm much more prone to be open minded. And uh yeah,
there was like you know, mushroom, gravy and stuff. There were things
that I probably would not have tried, and I was like, oh shit,
okay, that was really good. So really, how you find out
that you like all sorts of condiments? Yeah? Yeah, in an elaborate
gimmick restaurant to get me to try a basic food. Yeah, but yeah,
it was cool. Like we the whole time, it's just like,
what does this place look like? Like we're sitting at a table, we
hear people walking around and stuff with night vision, Like, I have no
idea what this space I'm in looks like. You know, I don't know
what my plate looks like, what this food looks like. It's a really
really odd feeling. But it was a good gimmick for sure. I'd like
to do that. I've heard of this as well, and I like the
idea of having this fully immersive experience where all you do is taste. You
probably don't see anything. I suppose you do you touch it? Or yeah,
touch it? Like are you touching the food? Let me ask you
this, Like when they serve you a plate, do they put the fork
in your hand or is it like always in your hand. I fucked up
with the first one. So the very first course, we're like, okay,
we're gonna give you a bowl and it is gonna be uh, it's
going to be wet inside. So there is a spoon if you want to
use the spoon to the right and put it in the bowl. And I
was like, I don't know. So I was picturing like a buffalo wing.
I don't know, and so just put my hand in the bowl.
Turned out later they tell you afterwards what it is. You can look at
the menu. This fucking carrot soup PLoP with my hand. Yeah, sir,
please don't grab the soup. Yeah, I tried to get a fistful
of soup. I just use a spoon. Once I realized it was a
liquid, I'd switched to spoon. How do you know where they have to
direct you to the napkin? They tell you, you know, they they
give you the napkin the beginning, and then they say like, okay,
you're your fork and your knife are over here, your spoon is over here.
And then they they guide you kind of step by step to the glass
and then they tell you like okay, now scoot it boward scoot a board
and they make it so you're you clink glasses with the person you're eating with.
So that'd be funny if like you, you were using what you thought
was a knapkin the whole night, and then afterward they finally told us,
like that was your wife's hair. That'd be really weird if I'd be weird.
Napkin wasn't. Her hair was just fine with it because the just comes
in one clothee sheet, Yes, just to wash your hair every night.
And well, I mean, I guess a lot of people wash their hair
often, but like put it in a washing machine and close the door,
just her hair, Yeah, and then play on the switch. It's on
a close, closed line. Now back this bit rules Mary, Where have
you been? Was it is? It? Was? It less gross than
most of Dan's vacation, generally speaking, vacation. I went to Netherlands for
twitch Con, which was in Rotterdam, but I went to Paris before and
I got to give a shout out to Mike who gave me a really cool
recommendation. I was in Paris just for two days just to essentially it helps.
I have really bad jet lag and so like, the idea of going
two extra days lets me acclamate a little bit more before working a convention.
But also, who doesn't want to just hop, skip and jump to Paris
real quick for two days. So I went with a girlfriend and while I
was there posting cute little picks, Mike was like, are you in fucking
Paris? And I was like, I am in fucking Paris and he was
like, you gotta go to this bar and gave me a recommendation and it
was a really cool place. It was a speakeasy, because I guess I
wasn't really paying attention when he sent it to me. I googled it and
we arrived and there's nothing there, like it doesn't exist, and I think
it's a pizza shop, but this is a bar. So we walked past
it and we're like, oh, this is a pizza shop. Keep going,
there's nothing at the end of the street. We turn around, we
keep going, there's nothing on the end of the street. And then two
guys were like, you're looking for the speakeasy, aren't you, And I
was like yes, and they were like, going to the pizza shop and
just go through like the working door verbatim what I told her to do.
For the record, I wasn't paying attention and then I walked through and we
just like ignored. There was a dude like make a pizza, and I
just opened the door and there was a little hidden speakeasy back there, a
really nice bar, well decorated, amazing drinks. The bartender was super knowledgeable.
The drinks were weird. They all had like foam or one of them
was served with a sweet cookie. They all had like a It was kind
of gimmicky, but very well done. I loved it, and so did
my friend Alyssa, who went with me. You also like a good gimmick.
I love a good gimmick. I like it. So it's so this
place is called Moonshiner. If you're in Paris, it's in the eleventh because
Mary, you told me where you were staying. I was like, oh,
you're one neighborhood away. You got a DeVito pizza and then when you
walk in there's just a padded leather It looks like a walk in freezer door
and you just open it and you're there. It just doesn't seem like something
you should be walking into. Like it got wrong. But that was literally
what to do. Uh, it was a great little hidden thing. Had
a good time. But that'd be a really good prank to do everything,
to just tell someone exactly that and then make the walk and then walk says
employees. Only walk to the back and give the finger to the cook.
He'll know what you mean. Yeah. Then they'll let you in. Then
call the police, and that's when you gotta like take the tomato sauce and
rub it all body show I'm the fucking lizard king, and then dive into
the toilet. But Moonshiner's drinks are actually I thought were really good. They.
I think speakeasies can be overly gimmicky these days, but I like moon
Chiner. It's been there a bit. I'm glad you went, Glad you
had fun. But then you went to Rotterdam. Went to Rotterdam for twitch
Con. Had a good twitch Con. Nothing amazing. It was just a
really good con. Two days of essentially like streaming and hanging out with people.
And then as soon as that finished, I went to Majorca, which
is an island Spain, so Spanish island. It was really really pretty.
I was so tired. Usually we all understand this, it's like it's like
having a vacation. After e three you're just so damn tired. You're ready
to be home. Yeah, the first day or two is kind of a
wash. All I really wanted to do was sit at the pool and like
be fed crackers or whatever it is I could consume at the time. But
my Orca is known for having really beautiful beaches. I was pushed into a
car several times where we got to see these stunning beaches. But my one
of my favorite memories is is we were with a group of five and the
ring leader, the person who did most of the organizing of the event,
was like, do you want to do a boat tour or a cave tour?
And we all were like, let's do the cave tour. That sounds
interesting, you know. You know, you pick one, and she's really
excited about it. She's kind of been hyping it up, and she's like,
it's a really cool cave tour. These caves have been around for a
really long time. I got these reservations long in advance, and I'm so
glad I did because it seems like they really book up and this seems like
a really amazing experience. We're all really stoked, and we're on the highway
and everyone kind of like sees this crazy thing in the distance. It looks
like a giant lizard butt and we're just like, what the fuck is that?
And as we get closer and closer, it's a giant dinosaur a long
neck, not real giant, fake like huge huge, like probably like to
make bonus dinosaurs are still here, so we're all like kind of laughing about
it. You don't usually see a giant dinosaur off the highway. And then
our turn is coming up and we're recognizing that the turn is really close to
the brontosaurs, and we're like, oh, what's going on here? And
as we turn in, it says, welcome to the Jurassic Park Experience.
Whoa wait, is it licensed? No, it's a fucking bootleg Jurassic Park
experience in my Orca, in Spain, in Myorca. There's like a weird
off brand. Get hands in there. Yeah. I immediately put on the
theme song for Jurassic Park as we go into this parking lot and recognize that
this is a dual experience. One half is like a dinosaur themed park for
kids, I think, and the other half is a Cave tour and it's
a real it's a real cave, Like it's a real cave with real stalagtites
and slagmites, but it's it's in the same park as this fucking Jurassic Park
tour. Are there dinosaurs in the cave? They did not put fake dinosaurs
in the cave. They should just merge at that point. It's seriously,
at that point, I was so sold because we were we were dying at
the idea that this is happen. This had happened, right, Like,
how did we get here? Why are we thought? We were like going
on this like really nice, incredible cave tour and they're selling Bronto burgers and
all these like it's essentially like a fried chicken sandwich, but they're like it's
a copy. Uh you know, like they're they're doing like all this language
of Jurassic Park themed items to eat raptor burgers. Yeah, it was fucking
hilarious. Anyway, the cave tour was actually more normal and there weren't any
dinosaurs at all in there. They didn't put in one of those rollie balls
from a Jurassic World. I wish once you once you go down that path.
They even had the doors, you know, I'm talking about the oh
really Jurassic Park. I want to say it was called Jurassic Experience like they
al, Okay, very slightly. I'm guessing the font was the same though
it was literally the same pot ect just dinosaur Land. It looks like Jurassic
Adventure Park, cave in Jurassic Adventure Park, Jurassic Majorca. Okay, oh
wait, it's part of Royal Caribbean Cruises or is this just to stop where
they stop? I mean, I don't know. I wasn't on a cruise,
but I mean actual for global audiences. But the actual theme park that's
showing up a mappage is called dinosaur Land. Did Royal Caribbean co opt it
as a knockoff Jurassic I'm just looking up Jurassic Spain Island and I'm not getting
anywhere. It's just a dinosaur, a dinosaur like dancing Jurassic Adventure Park,
cave in beach. That's the one that's it. Okay, that's on the
Royal Caribbean Cruise website for some reason. And I think what's also really interesting
about this is that there was nothing about Jurassic Dinosaur anything on the cave tour
that we booked. The cave tour was come see an ancient cave that was
discovered hundreds of years ago and learn a bit about the history of my Arca,
which we were all like, that sounds great, but it was in
the fucking Jurassic Park. These are just full on animatronic, big ass dinosaurs
that is just straight up the one from Jurassic Park. I think they wow
copied Jurassic Park and then they were like, oh, actually, I think
the caves came first. I think somebody was like, oh my god,
there's some fucking caves down here, and they started with that, and then
they were like, our cave numbers are dwindling, and someone was like,
I've got it. We're going to make Jurassic Park around it. They have
jeeps with the fucking Jurassic logo on the side, just like in the movie.
It is ripped. Wow, I respect it. The the Bronto Burgers,
the Raptor Burgers, and like the Compi chicken sandwich was really it was
like the icing on top of it. It was just so funny to like
have like a dinosaur themed sandwich. Do you go to the Raptor cafe.
They have dinos for coffee. Oh, here's I got the menu for the
dino burger. Oh okay, so we got chicken rocks with barbecue, but
fries, I looked, okay, so I got overy the ear. We
had the dino bravas fries. What is that? Potatoes mayonnaise and Brava sauce.
What the fuck? Bronosaurus fries fries? Yeah, Jurassic salad. I
don't know what drasque about that. The burgers, it's just yeah, this
is bread and chicken and lettuce grass. It has alfalfa, you know,
the most dinosaur of whatever that is. You got a raptor burger, a
Titano burger, a t rex burger, a Gali mimas burger, triseratops berger,
Pompey, the little guys. Oh, the galamimuses are compies. Okay,
got it. There's raptor sauce. Oh what is that? Baby?
The barbecue chili mao serachimeo and raptor. Oh, Raptor sauce equals mustard and
honey. Oh that sounds good. Actually everyone knows that. What I know
it now? Damn this one looks awesome. I know it was it was
just a really I have a video of it. There's a really funny uh
I should post it. There's a really funny video of all of us slowly
coming to the realization that we are turning into Jurassic theme park instead of this
cave tour that we thought. And as I play the Jurassic Theme Park music,
we go from like weary and a little like we felt like we had
been like tricked or something like that, and everyone was like, oh,
what's going on to let's fucking get up at Burger. We basically like converted
from like I'm not sure if this experience is gonna work to let's let's fucking
enjoy this. Like so we're doing like Game of the Year and the Raptor
Den there right. Yeah, I think we should all go to Majorca and
in the Raptor Den talking about infinite wealth next to a bunch of raptors.
I think all get killed. That's that's the that's our dundoko dundoko. Yes,
that's awesome. That's another good gimmick. Sounds like we're all back now.
Have some great travel stories. You guys have Spain and France and everything,
And tomorrow I'm going to Oklahoma. So next episode, I'll have some
great, wonderful exotic travel stories for you from Oklahoma. I'm saying I had
a farm Airbnb. Any wine tastings, No, I don't think wine will
be allowed at this wedding. Oh really No. The groom only eats chicken
tenders and my dad will be present. So yeah, I don't think it's
gonna be a very wine type of wedding. Okay. Oh alcohol, Oh
there will be alcohol, yeah, but heavy wine. There might be wine,
I don't know. There might be types there, fermented beer with grapes.
It's a pizza buffet for the food, which I'm excited about. Is
it really? Yes, on a farm, pizza buffet on a farm,
Yeah, in Oklahoma. Yeah, next to a rodeo. Okay, this
keeps getting better. It sounds like a very Oklahoma wedding. Sounds can I
come? Do you have a plus one? Come on by? My dad
will love it. I'm sure he would. Anything you post from France and
send it to my dad and he hates it. I know. I'm sure
I'm just like specifically trying to annoy him with my posts. Good good,
yes, Oh yeah, I already told people about my trip last episode.
I'm trying to think if there's anything like Dan and Mary that I need to
convey about the clip. Goddamn of Venny's so funny. The clip I saw
where you asked about the cheese cart stuff, like how many times have you
had that? How many times do you think? Like just say, Hanson
space, just like what the fuck are you talking about? Did you watch
the rest of the clip. I also said that was my first cheese cart
ever. That's why I asked, okay, okay, no, was that
my first cheese cart? Wheel? Up Dan at the Partner Lounge, we
had a cheese girl. A cheese girl, not two thousand and five anymore,
Mary, We can't really she was made of cheese. She was made
of cheese. She was cheese and whatever whatever you wanted, she procured the
cheese. And was it like the old e three Nintendo DS girls where the
cheese was like handcuffed to her and you had to like weirdly eat it in
front of her. I don't think that we were torturing this girl. I
think that she was a cheese enthusiast that had several types of cheeses, and
her knowledge of cheese was really good. So she told cheese cheese, mongrel,
mongril, mong GIRLNGL girls crashes through the wall at your Oklahoma wedding Rodeo
pizza buffet. So was it like a like a whole like assortment of like
a bunch of different plates of cheeses and stuff that the girl had. She
had cheeses behind her and then when you were like, I want like a
bouncer for the cheese. When you say behind her picture she was guarding the
cheese and then she could bring down the cheese and slice the cheese. Okay,
she's carrying the cheese with uh sticks. I don't know. I don't
know if I can, don't make me lie, I don't. I don't
remember all the facets of the cheese girl. It was like a board of
cheese, and then she would pick out the cheese and slice it and give
it to you. She's cutting the cheese, like do you have a moment
to talk about Jesus? While she was not a religious cheesemong girl, cheese
girl talking about Jesus's man Girl, my favorite comic superhero. Cheese man Girl.
You're talking to you about the Saviors. She's her superpower is Jesus Christ.
She's actually not special at all. It was in the partner lounge.
I just thought it was interesting because it was like it's like kind of exclusive
thing that only partners could getese. You could go upstairs and get some cheese
from the cheesemong Girl, Wow, you guys have good snacks. I went
went to your game awards where you guys had that Twitch party and you had
some robic sliders and stuff going on there. Every once in a while,
I feel like we'll pull out the stops and it's cool. Is your that
sounds good? Depends on her cheese. I would judge her based on the
selection. Well, I don't know if they like were her cheeses. I
feel like she had rented the cheeses from the cheese. You're gonna rent well
to return it. It's like a block. I've exhausted all my knowledge about
the cheese. Girl. Wow, Mike your fucking face when he said so
proud was very fucking excited about it. Oh boy. Well, with the
sphere, that thing was cool. What was a big expensive orb with the
outside looked like when you got there? What was it? It looks different
when you're up closed, especially during the day because we went around like noon
and like you can see kind of the mesh aspect of it, like you
can tell it from anywhere kind of far away, especially night, it just
looks like it's this unbroken screen, but we get closer to it, like
there is a mesh element to it, which it was a fucking nightmare.
This was yesterday or two days ago. We went there and it was like
noon. It was one hundred and eighteen degrees and not heat index one hundred
and eighteen straight up degrees and you look like noonish sun straight down on you.
And it said that the things started like eleven thirty or something like that.
So we show up and there's a huge line and it's the fucking thing
costs two billion dollars or whatever for the spear. They couldn't have a tarp
in Las Vegas to protect the people in line from the sun. You have
to wait outside. They had Bianca throw away her water, right, it
is like was it? I think it's just like, yeah, you can't
bring it in, like you couldn't bring it into a theater or something like
that. It was weird about open water because they're afraid it's like acid.
Yeah, yeah, sometimes they weren't performers. It was a screen and so
oh god, it was uh we heard on the walkie TALKI someone like passed
out. They were like elderly people there and stuff. It was just like
a nightmare getting in. But once you're in, like every aspect of even
just like kind of the design of the place, and it's like, cause
I've been in a million arenas for like wrestling stuff and everything, it was
just like this, everything was so much more considered than like a standard arena.
Every arena it looks like concrete pillars, concrete floors, you know,
the same concession stands and everything. Here the floor has this weird reflective quality
to it, so it almost looks like you're looking at, you know,
an ac arena time when you go to fight dark Link and it's like that
water kind of everything's kind of reflective. It looked like that in there,
but like dark and like kind of purplely and stuff. And then I didn't
realize that it did like wind and vibration and smells and all that, and
that could sync up with the presentation. We saw the Aeronofski movie thing,
but the grate Poul Dead was playing like at night and so god knows what
smells or whatever they're shooting through there, but it is it's the craziest shit
I've ever seen as far as like a screen and technology. It's sixteen K
screens that are just completely surrounding you. Crazy speakers you've ever I heard that,
Like they're doing UFC there, and they can do things where it's like
they could directionally have like the English announcers going towards one section of the audience
and the Spanish going to the others with no headphones or anything. It's just
directional audio. Like It's it's wild shit there, but very very impressive.
Yeah, can I ask you, like, as someone who likes concerts but
really is not well with flashy strobe light things, sure was their refuge if
the dome were to be flashy, Like what would you do? Uh,
It's hard to say because like, yeah, the thing I saw was just
like a forty minute movie. It's basically a nature movie and so it wasn't
a lot of that. And like I've seen footage of like the YouTube concerts
and some of the Grateful Dead stuff, it kind of looks like it's just
a bunch of stuff on the screens, but like I'm sure, I'm sure
they're doing lights and stuff because they set up a stage down there. I
don't know if it'd be much more than normal concert because otherwise it's just like
it's like a big ass imagine like the biggest Imax screen you've ever seen.
You know, it's not like that is flashing in your face like crazy.
It's a lot though. I mean, like my ears were still pretty sensitive
to you know, sound is just vibrations, and so there were parts where
things were just like booming sound and I was like, oh, fucking like
you can't really escape that. So but that's a specific case, but it
very very impressive. I'm not a big concert guy in general, so like
I don't really know who I would see or want to see there. But
like I was talking to Yank about like, you know, she likes Tool
a lot, and Tool that's a ton of like visual stuff and everything.
Like I'm sure I would love to see Tool. She said she was in
the sphere. In the sphere, I would believable they would do such a
good job. Yeah, to you, there's something I would see there,
But it's just a marvel of technology, Like no doubt about it so Antara
in the sphere. Oh my god, any metal show in the sphere.
So people are always like you gotta see you two in the sphere, and
it's like fucking why so I can like hear Bono like cry from above.
I don't really want that experience. And I wish I Prince and David Bowie
were alive for a bunch of reasons. Of one of them is I bet
they would put on a good spear show. I agree that would be a
good spear show. The Beatles. I saw their sole show while we were
there. That was my Firstle show and that was incredibly impressive. I know,
we just did like the Beatles. The Beatles show, it's amazing.
I saw doing flips the whole time. Yeah, Ringo, he doesn't do
anything. Ringo literally doesn't do any tricks. No, no, Ringo.
When they bring in the ramps for the inline skaters, that's all Ringo.
Yeah, he's got a fetish. Just let the man be. I'm a
ramp, That's what he says. Many fingers. Oh no, not my
feet, my bunny button, stop tickling it. My balls with the skates,
the bottles of the skates. Just a little ramp boy, you forgot
your breaks? Are you gonna stop something stuffed too? It wasn't me,
It wasn't This is a stupid so dumb impressions. But I just like the
idea of Ringo, Like Ringo's cank is like being rolled over a ramp at
a circasilatio. Help people watch you. It's a good show, like,
especially for people who like Beatles music. You get to hear a lot of
the good class and they're flipping and throwing each other up in the air.
I think it's it's entertaining. I think I saw it when I was my
for my twenty first birthday present, my dad uh took a trip with me
to Vegas, and I saw The Beatles Show when I was twenty one,
and I loved it. Yeah, it's going it's about to close, like
very very soon and so but it's been going since like the late nineties basically,
so apparently. Yeah. Yeah, I went saw like over a decade
ago. It's crazy. Yeah yeah, And they've got a bunch of different
So they got a Mike Michael Jackson certain sole show. They got like a
water one that we want to check out. But yeah, we went to
saw the Water one. He did not care for it. Oh really,
Oh our like picky about stuff like that. He likes the one critic where
there's like a giant board and the entire board does like three sixty degrees.
They climb up the board. I saw it's up turning. That was the
one time I've seen search disay. They were at Ah, that's cool.
Huh. The problem with like water based sports is like you can't I't really
see what's in there. I also, this is so odd that this is
happening. But I also realized so when we went to Paris for the two
days, I went to the Moulin Rouge show. You know, it just
seems like you're there. It's a bit gimmicky, but why not. And
yes, there's like nudy booby girls everywhere, which is very entertaining, and
I loved it. But then out of nowhere they raised a giant water tank
from the fucking ground up, and they had this whole gimmick of like this
girl running on different sides of the stage and getting blocked by guards, and
we were all like, she's good at job in the water. We all
know she gonna fuck jump the water. And she eventually jumps into the water.
Everyone in the audience is freaking out because it's really neat. She goes
to the bottom of the tank, she pushes up. She does have nudy
booby, so that like that was cool and that was going on. But
then she like just kind of did the same move where she like floated from
one side of the tank to the others side of the tank. Besides the
fact it was like a lovely water rack, I didn't see any really interesting
things under the water that you know, you can't see your average person,
you know, circling and flipping and pushing off of the bottom. She just
did everything everybody else. You can float in water, you can float and
not water no, I mean, I mean like it was just something anybody
could do in water. Like she was just bouncing around under there. She
wasn't doing anything really difficult. I guess, yeah, water makes a kind
of Water's kind of an equalizer. Like I can do a flip in the
water. Anyone can. Anyone can do a flip in the water, right
like you were seeing you see really, I would say not athletic people in
the water. They're just like incredible. They're they're flipping around, they're spinning.
We're all, we're all, we all float down here in the water.
It's just a move. You're just turning anyway. I didn't think it
was great. To me. That was like the clincher where I was like
that O show underwater. That can't be good because this lady had boobs out
and I wasn't impressed. Yeah, I don't think they do boobs out in
search of l a. I don't think so. I don't think that's their
thing. I went to a comedy pet show. I saw a dog ride
a horse. Now that I got to see very similar vacation. Watched a
bunch of naked girls underwater, and you watched a dog ride a horse.
I went. I went to a mentalist show. What's that I need someone
to like cross stitch the footage of me talking about my vacation in France last
week and you talking about your Vegas. A dog ride a horse? Saw
Rico Sergon was nuts rolled over. I had some really good cat I ate
in the dark. I going to the market in the morning for some local
produce. I thought sixteen boobies perfectly uh very in sint listen sacronize boobies counterclockwise,
just wait to Loklahoma. That's gonna be the real wild chip. Yeah.
We're having very different summers. It's a weird summer. Yeah. I've
enjoyed mine, Yeah for the most part. Yeah yeah, minus the surgery.
Yeah yeah, but I feel like I'm getting past that. So uh,
I got I have a couple overseas trips coming up to coming up soon.
So yeah, can you through my mouth? Okay, so you can't
seize right now? Hold on a second, like, okay, I've sneezed
through my mouth my whole life. What like, Like, I don't I
don't involve, Like I don't go through Where do you feel the air come
out my mouth? Oh? Then you're that's weird. That's not how you
do it. But I don't think that's I think that's kind of normal.
It feels better having sneeze out of my mouth for the last two weeks.
It feels better coming out of your nose. Next time to sneeze, just
cover your mouth, Okay, I'll try. What if he dies, can
we be arrested? No, because the first time someone's oh my god,
jail. I do feel like even when you sneeze through your nose, your
mouth is involved. Like I'm picturing sneezing while holding my mouth shut now and
I think my head might explode. Yeah, my whole life, I've sneezed.
Most of the forces come out of my mouth, like my throat.
It's so much more interesting out the nose because you're not just doing something,
but there's stuff there, like you got to do this, and then it
just shoves out. It's nuts. I sneeze out of my mouth and then
like it's run so like, and then I just blow my nose afterward,
if I can blow the whole load. Oh, actually, we're on the
topic of weird things much better since you guys took a vacation. Let me
ask you this. If you're around the house and you don't have socks on,
and then you discover you have to leave the house, so you have
to put shoes on. Yeah, obviously you have to first put socks on
if you sit down. Okay, okay, okay, say it's a situation.
No, no, I'm saying, if I need to go to the
mailbox, I've got some like sketter slip ons, I'm socks on them.
You have to go to like the grocery store, I mean slip onsh.
It's not a sketcher slip on. Whatever situation you need to get bread,
damn, whatever situation you would need to put socks on and then your sneakers.
Just imagine this is that situation. I don't done that many times?
Yes, okay, Oh, what I have to go to, uh the
theatre? Put on socks. I mean, like I went for a run
today, I put socks and then shoes on. But like I need to
go get a prime at the gas station, I'll fucking just slip my feet
in there. Guy goes to one blind Taste and then a Beetle show and
suddenly he's hoity toy. Gas stations are four no, because primes have treasure
maps now, and I'm one piece away from one in a million dollars,
So I gotta sometimes go to the gas station and find some prime. X.
If you're sitting down and you have to wear socks with your shoes,
and you're going straight from bare feet to sneakers, but what do you do
do you I'm trying to figure out how to question this, so I don't
lead you as witnesses. So you're saying, if you are barefoot and you're
going into sneakers. Yes, but you're also going to be wearing socks.
What is the order of operations when you sit down with the socks on before
the shoes. They were bit over the shoes. No, no, no,
no, no, that's a good see. That's why it's weird.
This is a stupid question. Do you go sock shoes? Do you go
put it one sock, bow socks, bow shoes. Okay, thank you,
Mary. What is sock soxs shoe, shoe, sock, sock,
shoe, shoe, okay, thank you. Because we're all normal people,
I discovered that one of my brothers goes sock and then that shoe, and
then the other sock and then that shoe. No, what you do is
you put one pant leg on, one sock, one shoe, pant leg.
Then I realized as soon as I got into it, was like,
this is not a fun bit. It's not even a bit. I just
actually discovered my brother goes sock right, sock right, shoe left, sock
left. Is what we actually discovered through this bit is that Dan goes to
gas stations to buy prime to get a puzzle piece, but he can get
a million dollars list. It's not just me. Me and two of my
friends are doing this and we're coordinating. If I am the keeper of the
Man, I am the Keeper of the America. We have all the pieces
but one. We're close to a million dollars trying to get this one puzzle
piece that doesn't exist. We're going to rob Logan Paul of a million dollars.
I love how. Oh my gosh, if anyone has the number eleven
piece of the prime ex treasurer map, let me know and I'll split the
money with you. I love how. Like a month ago, Dan was
Logan Paul's biggest fan, because probably then they get one lawsuit and he's like,
oh, I didn't never like that. This was a bit. I'm
just trying to rob him. That's it. I don't don't you see my
maps. We haven't up for a glitch elixir right now. You get points,
so even if you don't win the million, you get all sorts of
fun. You get a cyber tech, you get all these uh it's it's
very fun. And then we're gonna win a million dollars. Oh, it's
in the Treasure Verse. You go into the Treasure Verse and you have to
log in at the beginning. Uh uh, Now it's a website. I
signed to add for this on wrestling, and I was like, I want
to win a million website. But weirdly it brings up something else when you
get to go to the website, it brings something out of the app store.
I don't know. It's really weird. You guys when I was gone,
when Mark Manatti stepped in for me, you guys us the app don't
look at my map. Look at my map. I'm just missing the middle.
That real estate in the middle is the Star Wars Jedi Survivor Hologram mask
map. Yeah, what are you missing? Eleven? It's the number eleven
puzzle piece or the find these pieces under the caps of Prime x so like
it could be anything. You got enough points for a tech te and a
pixel cap. What are those? That's theme hat? Yeah, and then
rare Prime bottles itself for like three hundred dollars on eBay. I like,
in your quest to rob nursery at a Prime warehouse distribution, it won't be
around, but they like in your quest to be arrested for something in your
mission to rob Lorgan Paul, you're not only spending a lot of giving him
a lot of money. You and two friends. You said, right,
you're also talking about it on a podcast that gets a decent listenership. Yeah.
Yeah, so your mate also there. We're drinking it a lot.
And also he's now denied. One of my friends is now denying his child
to flavors he wants. He sent me a picture of an end cap of
Prime and he's like, I didn't expect to have to explain to my son
that we can't get all these other fun flavors because they don't have treasure maps
on them. Is this someone I know? Yeah? Is it someone?
Is it someone every we all know? H one is industry that you worked
with, and the other is a friend of the group. Yes, interesting,
okay, yeah, yeah, it's good. It's good. We're gonna
win a million dollars to split it unless someone out there has the number eleven
piece and then we'll split it four ways. What would you spend your three
hundred and thirty million on three hundred and thirty three million? No, no,
no, not very exciting. I just put it into the mortgage.
Yeah, yeah, that's boring from logan, Paul. I'm gonna I'm gonna
pay off my House from Logan Paul's money, Paul gonna help you, But
yeah, it doesn't help here. You guys, you guys, you guys
went at it. Mary came out guns blazing rather for just annihilated people.
Mary wacious the episode. I wasn't here. Oh oh, Mary was on
one that night. Jesus Christ, it was. I still think about that
insult. I think it's one of the best off the cup insults I've ever
heard of my entire life. I think about that, that you're not important
enough to be this in Wing is just incredible, fantastic list I was listening.
I think I was in France when I was listening to that, and
I laughed very hard. It's funny because I think I was trying to be
like, especially diplomatic in that episode, and that's what you decided to bite
my head off. Yeah, I didn't realize. I didn't realize I was
such a meat shield for both of you to not go at each other's throats.
No, this had been building up for a long time, and even
Dan's like diplomacy is honestly targeted harassment. Yeah, you can't not break balls
even when you're being diplomatic. Oh no, my bulls. Those wheels are
so hot. Something else it's about a hot I get it. Guys.
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because you said you were playing a lot of Steam Deck Mobile games while you're
out of commission. I also am curious. I believe he talked about Hollow
Night when huh I was out. Sounds like you're sort of coming around on
that. Well, I'll start with that because that's probably the main well it's
been that inerd Tree and I beat Hollow Night. I am doing postgame stuff
now. I'm got the completion ticker and all that stuff, so I'm like
seventy eight percent technically, but I'm doing the kind of like arena stuff,
trying to find all the lost charms. And things like that. Arena's really
fun. Yeah, it's been cool. So it's also it's such a fucking
perfect Steam deck game, and it's I've heard it runs great on the switch
to It is up there among the think I said this last time, all
time Metroidvanias. It's it's like that list is you know, Symphony the Night,
It's Super Metroid, It's this, it's I think the New Prince of
Persia. I mean this belongs in that conversation I think of, like that
top top tier and it is. I was fifteen hours in and I suddenly
got a new item we play. Are we recording? Is this a part
of are we in? Yes? Yeah? Oh sorry the podcast we do?
Oh good? Yeah? I thought I don't really talk about new games.
We're not recording? Yeah, yeah, cursor Oh no, no,
no, this is we're doing it. Yeah I thought you were. You
were teasing us. Oh no, that'd be a lot, Mike. We
don't talk off Mike. Yeah. So at one point I got a thing
fifteen hours in that it said you got the Monarch Wings and I'm reading the
description like what wait, this is the double Jump And somehow I was like
fifteen hours into a metroid Vania like I normally am like in every Metroidvaniam,
like when do I get the double jump? When do I get the double
jump? You know? And this one, like there was so much other
stuff going on and other cool abilities and stuff I was playing with and everything
that I somehow that part of my brain turned off, and then I was
like, wait, I just got a fucking double jump. And then I'm
just thinking about the entire map and all these times that I was like I
couldn't get to that, I couldn't get to that, and I'm waiting to
get something. I don't know why. I just totally blanked on that,
but that opened up the game like crazy. And then one of the things
that had frustrated me the whole game that turned into be a plus for the
game is, you know, the backtracking and things like that that I was
like frustrated by at first. But then as I did find myself kind of
like backtracking a lot and just looking for like, oh, where do I
go next? I don't know where to go, I got to know this
map better and I felt like it was becoming my own journey more than if
there's just a blinking dot on the map that is like, oh, now
I go there. You know, like I really do feel like I was
learning that space in a really cool way, and that made every shortcut and
everything more meaningful. And then you get the fucking dreamgate thing where you can
just like make your own fast travel point and it's like, well, that
fucking changes everything. Now I don't have to worry about oh, that's pretty
far from the stag station or whatever. It's really tremendous. I think the
really cool thing about Hollow Night is how it really taught us all on this
podcast about how, you know, even if somebody could be stubborn, and
even if somebody could uh you know, dig their heels in, you know,
some people can overcome that and become bigger people and better people and really,
uh deserve a lot of praise. And here I'll use the word hero.
I'll use the word hero. And and people that come around on games
that they were once stubborn about, I think are the real winners and the
real heroes in this situation. And if you want to go ahead and tell
me that, I would, I appreciate that. I think I am a
hero for digging my I talked about myself, myself I'm not listening to you.
I absolutely was so stubborn that this game was tremendous, and how wrong
you are and how stupid you. I've never disagreed, how much you embarrassed
yourself episode after episode after episode. Also such a good streak. I also
we're doing very well that I am a hero for just pushing this game on
you. I don't think you it is a good game, and I agree,
and so I'm so glad that we had this conversation. I actually feel
really vindicated by this, and I agree, hero me, thank you.
This was great. I feel really good. I don't think you can prove
you've said anything on this podcast about it. I believe you that you liked
the game. But I did this in my own volition, So yeah,
get back. I will let me admit something here. My fucking thing about
it looking like a flash game, I realized why that is, and I
think it was stupid on my part, because there was a game called Alien
Hominid on the PlayStation two and I think the game Cube, and it was
based on a flash game, and you're like a little bug alien looking dude,
and it's got these really thick lines and stuff like that. And I
think when I saw Hollow Night, it made me think of Alien Hominid,
which was based on a flash game, and so that became the talking point,
like like fave k Max. But then it's like, no, wait,
it just looked kind of vaguely like Alien Hominid's art style. Uh,
And it was a very reductive view of that. So I am a big
person for seeing past I past me mistakes. You are really stupid with that
judgment call, and it's just been so validating to hear you say both that
you are stupid and that the person who dug their heels in aggressively about this
game was a hero. I think that's super true. No, I dug
my heels in when I say it was bad, but then I was the
hero for seeing it's good. Listen, I'm a gaming professional and I can
see quality when I see Yeah. Next, do you think given your reversal
both of us had the reversal on Death Stranding, now you've had the reversal
on Hollow Night. Do you think I know where this is going? I
know. Do you think you'll give Renda a chancead? No? I think
I'm a big person for being able to look at past opinions and maybe I
should try to again and reconsider this, and maybe it's not always gonna interview.
He's just gonna change his mind in six months and then say that he's
smarter because of that. You didn't know. It's a win win thing for
me. It's great ship he's always been. You just couldn't deny it anymore
anyway. Red Dead or not, you piece of shit, it is Red
Dead and like, look, honestly, no bit here. I think I
played it under not great circumstances and trying to rest through that game. That
was a review Death Stranding and uh a review Read Dead too, but it
was like an early It was a review Courage prior to release, so it
was deciding it was for content and embargo. I was trying to finish it
so I could be part of the conversation on the podcast. Do you think
you'll you might say, if you get like a month where things are light,
you might take I just can't fathom having a light month, Like I
just can't imagine having that much time for a game that long. But I
am open to the idea that my negative opinions on Red Dead Redemption two were
largely due to the circumstances waiting for it. I love that game with all
my heart, but I don't have a ship. If you like it or
not, I'm not. I don't need you to validate my opinions like Mary
does. So I just, yeah, choose the villain in the story.
But basically that's right. But I'm also right about games. The moral of
this story is that I am really stubborn and I was fucking right. Oh
one other thing, Red Dead isn't that good, So I don't think you
have one other thing. Too long. It's very long and slow. Mary.
I love that you wait until I was gone. It was the episode
with the Minati where you admitted that sometimes you argue just to argue, even
if you don't even care about your stance. I was like, you waited
until I was gone to admit this, finally, when I've been saying this
on Knievel and the fire Escape and game Spot for years, I have morals.
I argue vehemently for things I believe in. Thank you. I just
want to watch the world burst. Yeah, that can happen too, I
believe eMate Lean Hollow Night. I remember, I remember distinctly being at Twitch
headquarters in San Francisco years and years and years ago. I think I was
there were Abby, I think it was there like a Game of the Year
thing, and you were showing us around. I remember you were in the
midst of your Hollow Night addiction and just going off about how much you loved
it. And that's when I tried it afterwards. But I had a lot
of people tell me, like a lot of people, the way they talked
about it. I remember rus fresh Tick was huge on and like lots of
people being like, oh, it's on switching now, you gotta try it,
and like, man, I I don't know. I guess I just
didn't give it enough time. I got too frustrated by the backtracking, by
you know, losing progress in kind of like the map areas and things like
that, or getting into a dark area, and you know, the marker
system was a little weird, but it was trying new things that other metroidvanias
had not done, and I think I wasn't ready for it at the time.
And as I played more like the Souls Born games and stuff like that
and more different types of you know, metro Vanias and stuff, I was
more open to it this time, and I very much appreciated repertoire of like
games that you respect and understand. I agree. I mean playing a Soul's
game changes you, and it gives you a fondness and appreciation for losing.
I don't actually think. I think before I was playing Souls games, I
would quit a game if I lost everything, because I'd be like, what
do you mean I lost all my money? Yep, I earned that took
a long time, it's gone. Like that would make me quit a game.
Souls games have changed my perception of losing everything. Rogue Lights have changed
my perception of losing everything. It's just life. You'll get another one.
Like the massive changes in just how we view things. And I'd say in
the last like ten years between, like I guess more than that now,
but you know, roughly, let's say a decade of like Rogue Lights and
Souls Born games becoming such a force in the industry and those progress. Yeah,
and those concepts, A lot of those concepts, even like in a
Hollow Night, like to heal, there is that animation you have to like
charge it up, but to get your health whatever, it's not just like
in you know, yeah, it's the risk reward stuff. And everything and
major risk and like losing all of your your what's it called, your geo
and your currency and this it adds a lot to it. And like those
boss fights are fucking awesome, and like there were times where it's like,
I know I'm about to walk into a boss fight, but I've got you
know, three thousand GEO and I'm like, ah, I gotta go find
someplace to spend this. I don't want to risk this, and you like,
walk into the boss fight was zero GEO and I got nothing to lose
and fucking do this. Yeah, I love that it was geo. I
have a I have a vivid memory when I was in the midst of my
Hollow Night craze, playing it with UH on a plane and I was sitting
next to a coworker and my coworker was like, can I can I try
it? And I had, you know, I had like nine hundred GEO
and I was like, yeah, so this was early, right when nine
hundred was like a shit ton, And he's like, yeah, I mean
I guess you could give it, give it a try, and he immediately
dies and he's like, well, I'll just go back to your body.
And then I'll hand it back. And I was like, yeah right,
I'm watching him with bated breath. He fucking gets killed again and loses all
my geo and he's just like, ah, say lovey and gives you my
little steam, like gives me my little rock. And I'm like twitching a
little bit to Rob Handley. It was I guess, oh okay, it's
really funny that you would assume it was Rob Hanley Robbie funny, Like god,
damn it. Rob would do it and then it would be a comedy,
be like, whoops, you're dead, and then he would get it
back to you. Whoops. Sorry Dan. Did you also did you try
a case of the Golden Idol? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I beat
that a few weeks ago. That was That's awesome. Now I'm super fucking
excited for the new one. Like a new one, so I'd be excited
for anyway, but like with a setting that I find more interesting, like
you know, it's seventies detective instead of like satchel times, you know,
like you described doubloons and poky swords. I don't know whatever time, the
medieval for sure, old, yeah, yeah, pre trains. You know.
Glad you played it have been pre trains. I'm glad I didn't waste
any breath telling you play it in twenty twenty two. That would have been
annoying. Did you did you really? Are you serious? Dam We just
I do not remember you ever talking about this game. You have probably told
you to play it. No, you're thinking of grub Oh my god,
No, I'm not doing this, Dan. You actually if you don't remember
this, you I don't remember this. You have a problem. Are doing
too many podcasts? No, my memory is bad. I understand that.
I legit. Don't remember you ever saying this when you had we gotten email.
We gotten email specifically saying have you ever recommended something to someone and then
they didn't play it? Or whatever? It's like, Yes, Case of
the Golden Now twenty twenty two, I said it was one of the best
games that year. I must not have been on that episode. Oh my
god, Mike. If somebody put a gun to my head before this recording
and said already ever said the phrase Case the gold Nidol, I would have
been like, I don't know. He pushed it really hard on Dan.
When you Dan, what you say, you did a bad job. You
have a problem. Listen. I've taken so many recommendations from you. You
mustn't done a bed. This is on you, no, Dan. When
I first pitched it to you two years ago, I said, it's kind
of like logic Problems and murder misters. Oh You're like, oh shit,
I love logic problems. Then you never played it, and then Game of
the Year came around. You're like, oh, I never got the chance
to play it, and I was pushing it, and then like two episodes
ago, that email came in and I said it and you're like, oh,
this is perfect. I'm going on a bunch of flights soon. This
sounds like a perfect scene. Oh wait, wait. The reason I fucking
cause a lot of times we'll talk about games on this show, and in
my little notes document at the top, I will write down, like,
download this game, download that thing. And I remember typing in case of
the Golden Idol because I heard about it on this show. But I'm pretty
sure it was Mary. So in our last recording when it was just you,
me and Manati, you said who recommended this? Was it you?
Mary? And I said, oh yeah, as a joke, Oh no,
I thought it was you. And then you believed me. I've been
in my head just thinking like, oh Man, good recommendation for Mary.
You do too many podcasts. Yes, I know it's a problem. Wow.
Well no, Mary, it was a great recommendation. I really enjoyed
that game. Thank you, Hollow Night Case the Goldennil. You're just nailing
it two for two. Mary. What have you been playing. I've been
playing a dungeon crawler that uses a claw machine and it's called Dungeon Claller.
I don't pissed me off. I love claw machines and this game is delightful.
I don't know if you remember me telling you about a little game called
Peglin which was a Pegglan because you recommended it and said it was good and
about it too. Yeah, that's right. This is my new fucking crack.
It is an RPG where you're going through a dungeon and you get enemies
turn based the claw you control. But we all know with claw machines sometimes
you try and pick up stuff and the claw does what the claw wants.
If you pick up knives, you throw the knives at the enemy. You
can also pick up shields that gives you defense, and then as you continue
to play, you build your deck, and the things in the claw Machine
are your deck. You can have giant swords that do like fifteen damage or
twenty damage. There's some really cool stuff in there, Like there was a
sword that does ten damage, but if you only pick up that sword,
it does twenty damage, which is really rad. They have like armor,
they have just really weird stuff that alters the entire concept of how you could
pick stuff up. There's metal objects, and there's sorry i'm thinking about it,
a magnet, and the magnet picks up things that are metal, but
all the shields are wooden, so the magnet won't pick up the shields,
and so you have to be very strategic how you pick things up. They
do a water thing where they can fill the tank with water. Then you
can alter the water and you can turn water into lava. Crazy shit.
All of that just now on Steam Deck. It's super rad. Now this
game is an early access. This is very important. When I played it,
it's not polished yet. It's phenomenal, like the bones are there.
It's a good game, but it doesn't have all of the cool sound effects
yet. And I don't think this is out on anything except for the demo
on PC. The demo is extremely replayable. I think I played as four
different protagonists and they all have completely different skill sets, kind of like when
you do a run in Bilatro. It fundamentally changes the game forever. Yes,
when you play as a different character, you have to completely change your
play style. The game rams up in difficulty quickly. I have yet to
beat it. I've gotten really far, but the difficulty late game is no
joke, and so I have I keep dying, but it's it's so lovely.
The mini games too, which Dan, I think you get a kick
out of some of these mini games. There's like lots of little things.
There's one that's pegl ish. I was gonna ask. I'm looking at images
and like that looks like PEG. That looks like a gumball machine. That
looks like a claw game. Yeah. Yeah, it's just super enjoyable.
You guys like this this game is uh, it's candy. It's candy for
me. Like it's super addictive. It's all the stuff that I love.
I love Claw machines. I I swear We've talked about this, but like
I go out of my way to play call machines. I keep quarters on
me at all times to play claw machines produce a quarter right now, I'm
a freak. Well I have not I have a Okay, you think there's
gonna be a claw machine. You gotta be prepared for anything. This kind
of looks like a flash game. M this does sound fun. Here's my
Pikachu butt purse. Any quarters in there? Okay, Okay, that looks
like Spain money. Yeah, they don't have holes in Yeah that was Spain
money. That was Jurassic Park Spain money. Yeah. This is the Bano
buck. Those Raptor Nichols has a queen on it. These are Raptor bucks.
You got me? Those are stegat times. Anyway, I think this
game, oh I do have quarters? Fuck you too late, too late,
no way to prove it. Lost my capacity for being impressed well after
me lying to you guys. Anyway, going back to Dungeon Caller, I'm
very much looking forward to it. This game is supposed to come out Q
four of this year. I think it's going to be. It's on my
list. Is like a game I can't wait to come out now and I
didn't even know it existed. You can play the the demo for frizzle and
I played it for several hours and loved it nice, thank you. So,
yeah, that sounds like something like remind me when you see it come
out, like the full game, because that sounds like something I'd probably like
to check out. I'll let you know. Mikey, you've been playing the
Elden Ring. What are you crazy? Yeah? Nothing that no one else
has said to add there? How are you not far into the DLC?
Okay? I I think I Back in eight April March, I told you
I had restarted with a new character just because, oh sure, just to
play through more of the game. I've done one boss in the DLC.
That's about it. I switched over to some other stuff that I could talk
more about. But yeah, how far are you? I've done like everything.
I'm just at the last boss now and beat my head against it.
Difficulty wise. Are you having a tough time with the DLC? Are you
finding it like what you expected? I'm fine, But I also like every
time I get to a boss, I do one play, you know,
one session, just trying it out myself. I die immediately, and then
I summoned dudes and I just played super cowardly, So like I don't know,
I don't have any like like I'm gonna knock at the help or whatever,
Like I will fucking summon people like crazy, Like it's like a player
multiplier. Yeah, two players to like do the work for me basically,
and I'll sit back and I'll admire the patterns and the tacks and everything,
and but I'm just total coward back there. So it's just for me.
It's a fun game just to play for the sif me in the world.
Yeah, I know, it's it's it's fucking awesome, Like I I love
that. That is it's the most important. I normally don't play DLCs at
all. This one it was clear that the scope of it was going to
be beyond most like DLC, and sure enough, Yeah, it feels like
a full fucking game. It was. It was great. It's probably the
best delC I've ever played. Yeah, it's I mean, I'm not far
enough into it. I think for me, my favorite is Blood and Wine
for Witcher three, although there's some fallout ones I liked a lot. I
liked I loved Witcher's DLC. It was so the story was so enjoyable.
Yeah, also, like the Witcher three, most of the world was that
like war torn wilderness, and then you get to blood and wine and there's
these like poppy fields and flowers and it's colorful as heck. I loved it.
What was the Fallout three DLC? They three like five great ones,
like the Alien one. It had the pit, it had comration anchorage,
okay, and then there's the big one, the actual new open world,
which was like Maryland, the lighthouse, five a harbor, fairly substantia substantial
ones Fallout three DLC. It was the operation, anchorage, the pit right
broken steel point, leathership is Zeta. My lookout was the one I was
talking about the lighthouse and then and whatnot. No, but I actually another
game I'm playing a lot is let me turn this off? Uh, Diablo
four, I went back to, Oh, why, what's your motivation?
I just want to know. I only got here. So it came out
last year. I only played three hours or so with a druid lost interest.
I didn't feel like the loot. I felt similar to how I felt
when Diablo three first came out, which I still kept playing Diablo three to
be clear, but I didn't feel like the loot was actually impactful. I
never felt like my character was getting those noticeable jumps where I went from it
was having a semi difficult time. All of a sudden, okay, I'm
overpower for this area. Feels great. The game's satisfying, it's crunchy,
it's you know, I got these abilities. The synergy between them is really
rolling. Now I got a lot of loot that was not meant for my
Druid. I got, you know, like the the open world wasn't the
rewards weren't great. But they're in season four now, loot reborn. They've
added a bunch more options to actually manage your loot and add modifiers to it
that can feat that can fit your character more. It just generally they kind
of it's been going through the same evolution that Diablo three did in its early
years, and I'm frequently getting to points where I pick up all of a
sudden, they get a legendary scythe for my necromancer, and all of a
sudden, I'm just wrecking people left and right. Where I was kind of
not a slog It was still fun. But before that, you know,
me and my skeleton army were kind of whittling away at dudes. All of
a sudden Now with that scythe I had that power jump that I missed from
Diablo threes like Prime, I'm level thirty five the Necromancer. I think I
put six hours in this character. Maybe not that many, but I'm already
loving liking it a lot more. I'm playing a PS five, which I
think is also I thought I would just go back to PC, but I
have it on PS five. I'm getting ready. They're adding a new class
and they're adding like a whole postgame new area Jungle DLC in October, so
that was kind of part of it. I was like, well, that
sounds fun. I've like some siblings asked me to play with them, so
I'll go back. And it's just night and day. Like the loot system
feels way more focused, honed in. I'm frequently getting a ton of stuff
that is just you know, like helping that power fantasy, and it's liking
it a bunch man. That's that's making me want to try it, because
like every time I hear about that game, I know it wasn't like super
highly regarded when it came out. I know there are a lot of complaints
about it, but I still like that was the game I was looking forward
to trying, and it came out like right when I was in the middle
of moving, so I didn't have like any of my like gaming PC type
stuff at already, so it's like I'll get to it autterwards. But like
that was it was like street Fighter six, Diablo four was during that time
where it's just like I didn't really have a chance to play. Like now,
hearing that they've improved some of that stuff and that you're enjoying it,
that that does make me want to try that. Yeah, and that stuff
has gotten me through those early hours. And now I'm to the point where
you know, I have mounts, I have pets, I have like that
are actually gathering stuff for me. I have a system. Whenever I log
in, I checked to see what, like what has gone, what happened
since I was away. I've again, I'm getting more and more of these
weapon modifiers that they added with season four that you can use to tweak weapons
you already really like, which like these temperaments. I believe you go to
the Blacksmith and you basically are picking up these scrolls in the open world just
randomly, and one of them is like, hey, apply this to your
weapon, and you have a chance to get like life on kill or whatever,
and there's like eight tiers that you could get. It's basically RNG.
And then all of a sudden, this scythe I have that has two diamond
two topaz is in it, that's already ranking my damage up twenty percent more.
And plus the scythe is making this one ability that I summon a bone
gollum with, and then another ability that have blood spears with. It's making
both those abilities better. Suddenly that scythe has also giving me like three hundred
health on kill. It's much more of a I think the pacing feels much
more like the steadily increasing power fantasy at Diablo three. I like it a
whole bunch. And then once you beat the campaign with a character, you
can do basically I think it was adventure mode in Diablo three. When you
start a new character, if you want to try another class you can go
in. You just it drops you literally right into the open world. Oh.
You just start exploring towns, getting the way points unlocked, finding side
quests. It like I meant to play it just kind of as a palate
cleanser from elden Ring just to get my mind off Elden Rings. I'm playing
that straight for the last few weeks, and again a sibling wanted me to
play. I was like, oh, I haven't tried it on console.
Let's see how they integrated it. And I all like, flash forward to
my character's level thirty five and I'm pretty hooked. And also like, I'm
not. I don't want to get too deep into the season pass stuff.
The addition of the game on PS five I got gave me like access to
a premium battle pass. I hate interacting with that kind of stuff, but
I will say that some of the free tier of the battle Pass, some
of the cosmetics it's giving me are really cool looking Like Season fours right now
has a very Mortal Kombat feel to the cosmetic theme. It looks a lot
like I forget which character it was, I might have been riding from Mortal
Kombat Won. The most recent was that the most recent Mortal Kombat. H
He has a skin in that game that looks a lot like what they're going
forward this season of cosmetics. Yeah, overall, it's just it feels like
they really turn that game around. Not to say that there are still some
annoyances like I still wish it was easier to compare certain items. Most items
you get and I'll say, oh, yes, a green plus twelve damage,
I know I'm going to equip this, or plus one hundred and forty
nine armor. I get that when you pick up jewels I have not.
Maybe this is just a PS five problem I haven't played on PC. There's
no easy way to compare what these jewels are going to do because the jewelry,
the amulets, and the two rings you can equip have such more specific
stat base changes than the weapons and the armor, which is like x more
armor or resistance or x more damage or life on kill. I wish there
was an easier way to compare jewel because I do spend a decent amount of
time back in town, granted after things have cooled off, but like,
okay, now, okay, swap this ring out for that one. Oh
my damage went down twelve. Okay, remember that seven hundred and ninety eight
damage. Now swap this one out again. Maybe on PC, I'm sure
that's way easier because you have a mouse. But outside of that that,
it feels great on PS five. It's nice to sit on my in like
a comfortable chair. It's like I associate Diabo three with like borderline carpal tunnel
syndrome on PC and whatnot. See, I didn't have in until like Diablo
three had that PS four version, and it was like, ooh, they
really did a good job with like these radio menus and like rolling with the
right stick and all that felt great with controllers. They the workaround they found
for same screen co op where you pick something up and you can use the
dpad to go back. It'll just have a little the widget at the bottom
that cycles through without actually going to the pause menu, and it'll tell you,
oh, nice, that was great. That's not here. As far
as I know, Diablo four does not have same screen co op, but
into like jumping into games with my brother has been super easy. It feels
great on PS five, which is a weird thing to say, but like
it's just the right amount of screenshake. There's a lot of good feedback.
When I'm a necromancer, blowing corpse explode is the iconic necromancer ability I think
from all the diablows, like it's it's just so satisfying. Okay, I
killed them, Now I have another corpse to blow up, and that's going
to a chain reaction. It's I love such a satisfying game in the current
state, and I'm already I'm already kind of looking forward to the new class
they have coming out in October. I'm glad. I want the new class.
Uh so jungle something. Let me look it up. It's like,
uh, the spirit Born, so funnily enough, you just shoot Brono Burgers
out, all right, So basically they're making it so I think the it's
called Vessel of Hatred is the the big expansion, and it's once you beat
the campaign you go into this. People are already hoping it's gonna be like
the Reaper of Soul's moment for Diablo four, where it just makes it the
ideal version. Maybe not the ideal, but you know, an even bigger
jump. But so far, the spirit Born gives me heavy witch doctor vibes
from Diablo three, which they definitely took pains to distance themselves from, because
a lot of people call it out as stereotypical of voodoo and you know,
like shrunken heads and whatnot. Spirit Born looks like it's tied to it's got
a jungle theme. I don't know how much they're going into that, but
it's just after, you know, reading so much about these five classes and
different builds you could do with them. I'm just excited for any six class
to be added see how they actually do with it. But yeah, yeah,
if I mean, that'd also be a fun game just for if you
guys wanted to casually jump in and play with new characters, it'd be super
fun. I would like it's been a while. I loved Job and got
mega into it. Diablo four I played and then I felt like I was
done really quickly. Would love the ability to the excuse to get into it
again. Yeah. Yeah, it's super fun. I'd recommend it if people
want to check it out before it gets the big expansion in October. I
think it's in a good state. There's so many more my new show that
I didn't get into with the loot, specifically because I don't fully understand it,
but a lot of people are saying like, oh, yeah, this
weapon modifier helps a lot, and managing loot is so much easier now.
But just in general, the stuff I'm getting my character is constantly. I'm
really frequently equipping new stuff that a looks cool as shit for the necromancer,
but also b is just making me steadily feel powerful. So when I get
those skill points to up grade, I'm really excited to see what that's going
to do with the next one I spend. Now, if I give it
a shot now and I really get into it, is it okay? If
I credit Mary for recommending it, Yeah, go for it. I don't
know, okay, okay, cool? Yeah right, I agree. Cool.
Have you guys played anything else? Nope? I was traveling good monkey
Ball the monkey Ball, Yeah haven't. I've just done the single player stuff.
It's just straight up monkey Ball the way I like it, the way
I remember it. I haven't done the multiplayer stuff yet, but I think
we're gonna do a giant bomb stream at some point of that. So uh
yeah, thumbs up from a monkey Ball guy here. All right, do
you guys want to do emails? Yeah? Hi, folks, it's me
Dan. During the break, Mike informed me of something I was not aware
of. Apparently, when I discovered of my own accord, how good case
the Golden Idol was a few weeks ago, I got very excited about it
and wanted to introduce my good friends to this great game I found, and
so I asked for codes, and I got a bunch of codes for a
case of the Golden Idol, and I decked Mike and Mary and Discord being
like, you gotta check this out. Mike thought I was fucking with him.
I think Jake did too, but Jake was like, yeah, take
a code. No. I thought I was being a good friend and being
like, hey, try out the school game. Oh my god, I
cannot believe. I want. I wish somebody had enough time in their hands
to do a super cut of all the times I vehemently recommended it via me.
I don't know if it's happened. I think you guys are fucking with
me. Now. Who was a Hanson? Hanson messaged me that the first
episode where you actually kind of you told me you don't know what kind of
game? Total War? Oh sure? Three was Hanson's like, dude,
this is infuriating to listen to. He's gonna love this episode. He's gonna
really like this one. Oh boy. Cool, all right, anyway,
I'm gonna read uh wait, no, I'll read the second one because that's
more specifically geared toward me. Dan or No, Mary, you want to
do the first one here from Ryan. Sure, Hey friends, Ryan from
Minneapolis. Here. In the last few episodes, there's been some banana discourse,
so I just wanted to contribute my small part. How nice in the
hit roguelike video game Bilatro I have heard so sorry, Actually this is crucial.
I just realized you two weren't here last episode. Yeah, I assumed
I forgot banana discourse. No, no, sorry, Mary, I'm not.
I'm not doing the bit where I interrupt you on purpose really quick.
When you guys were here, When you guys were here with banana, I
thought they met the tweets where I always say when someone's playing banana yellow that
they look hot. That's not what's Oh, I could see the confusion there.
When Manati was here, you guys talked about how banana candy tastes nothing
like real bananas. Everybody agreed. Several people emailed in saying that candy was
create that flavor was created based on a kind of banana that more of the
world used to eat before a bunch of it got hit by a fungus and
a lot of it died. Something along those lines. So the kind of
bananas we eat now today that candy was not based on someone emailed in last
episode. That's useful foundation for this email. Sorry man, got it?
Okay, yeah, what the banana discourse? Okay, thank you for the
lore. In the Rogue Hit Rogue Light video game Bilatro, there's a common
joker that's unlocked from the beginning called gross Michael. This particular shohow is it?
It's gross? I think it's Michael. It means Michael in French.
Yeah, Michelle Michelle, Gross Michael. And this particular joker gives you a
plus fifteen molt, but also has a one sixth chance of being destroyed at
the end of the round. Obviously, this is a reference to banana cultivar
god that went extinct in the nineteen fifties. Obviously, But did you know
that having Gross Michelle destroyed unlocks access to a rare joker called Cavendish, named
after the current cultivar of banana. This joker is much stronger, giving you
a three times molt, but it still has a one in one thousand chance
of being destroyed at the end of the round. No idea. If there's
a third joke, if you would destroy that one. Also, Wikipedia tells
me that gross Michael is French for Big Mic, So do with that information
what you will. Thank you, that's all, Ryan, Ryan, thank
you for so many knowledge bombs. I am blown away. Well now you
tell me Big Mic. That is very I learned that at SGF because Bonk
is obsessively into Bolatro and she has not been able to get the Cavendish one.
And so when she saw that we had about the PR guy for Blatro
on the couch, she's like, ask him how do I get the Cavendish?
And I just recorded him and he basically explained all of this stuff in
this history of bananas and stuff. It's like, goddamn, that's a good
PR guy knows, probably because apparently there's just a little banana jokes in Palatro.
They know the bananas. There's a lot of a lot of bits in
that game. Thank you, Ryan, very good lore, Thank you Ryan.
My god. All right, Mike, everyone was stepping on each other.
And I don't think Vinny or Ben caught your joke, but I want
you to know that I heard it and I laughed aloud. Uh. The
subject for this email was July eleventh. I wrote it. I'll explain it,
trust me. I wrote this just for you, but if you want
to prompt for the podcast, what's the coolest or funniest thing y'all ever?
Did that? Nobody else notice from? Brad Hanson was talking about his recent
trip to Quebec City and he went to he saw the hotel, which is
kind of their main landmark. Apparently Fdr Churchill Eisenhower planned the invasion of Europe
there before they even knew that they were going to go to invade through Normandy.
Apparently the cafe across the street where a bunch of them like went to
get drinks often was called Cafe Normandy. And then so Me, Vinnie and
Hanson went off on a bit about how Churchill and Eisenhower just stumped one night
and Churchill walked up to the window the cigar and saw Cafe Normandy's like,
I've got it. And and then I continued the bit by saying that he
turned to look the other direction. He's like, and we'll invade on July
eleventh. That was the bit, being that he saw seven eleven and it's
good. Yeah, it was very good seven eleven and saving private Ryan times.
I don't think so. Actually, wait, now I'm curious when was
seven eleven, founded July eleventh, nineteen twenty seven, in Dallas, Texas.
Oh that was that was okay? So Private Ryan could have gone there,
okay, yeah the one five Private Ryans six. Oh yeah, well
that was the famous one. Yeah, the Matt Demon one. Yeah,
what is something super cool that you've done that no one has noticed? I
do really cool stuff all the time by myself, trying to pick which one
though is coolest or funny, funniest thing y'all ever did that nobody else?
I mean, if no one noticed, I would have. I think I
would have called it out to bring attention, to make sure nuts. Yeah,
it's it's Giant sixteen anniversary. And I saw that Dan was posting old
memories of Giant Bomb that are really really special or meaningful. This is not
me, but I think it is worth saying. One of my favorite memories
of Giant Bomb is when we were playing I actually don't know if I remember
what this game is. Drew Scanlon was on the couch next to me.
Brad was playing a game and in this game, the shield is a fence.
You're holding a fence, and I say on the show, oh,
the shield is a fence and you can watch Drew's face come up with the
idea that it's that it's a defense. It's defense, and it's really funny
and it's a really cool idea, and he's holding on to it. He's
literally like you can watch it. You can watch his face be like,
I have a good one and I need the right time to say it.
And then he says it and no one fucking pays attention and we just move
on and he just kind of like looks down and it's a very delightful moment.
And I've gotten until this exact moment, but if you were to like
put me on that, I would bring up this moment. It's very funny.
Oh and he deserves more accolades for that. It was just very funny.
That was Drew, though, is because Drew was just you know,
he picks the spots and he's very funny and very smart. I honestly,
my favorite Giant Bull memory with you, Mary, I think is the one
where you guys were playing some indiegame on Steam and it was like you Gershman
and Rory Uh were on the couch. I camera for anyone else was Uh
and he there's this you spent minutes, many minutes going through this recipe book
and it was just like, you know, there's a menu item, it's
like recipe book and you're just looking at all these recipes and stuff like that.
Is this ringing a bell? Mary, I need Oh my god,
you need to see this. It's OK. Rory is off and Rory Land
I don't I would look at pictures of on his laptop or Rory, God
bless him, is just off on another island mentally. And you guys are
just looking at recipes for like five minutes and then you're closing out the show.
It's like upf for something. And Gershman starts wrapping it up. And
then Rory looks up from his laptop for a second and sees recipe book on
the menu and he goes, oh, wait, we should check out.
We should check out the recipe book. And Mary, you don't say to
you just kind of look over and you're kind of smiling. And Gersman's like,
yeah, maybe we'll check that out next time. Murray, I'll take
a look at the recipe buck. But you're always like this motherfucker just said,
where has he been for the last five minutes? That's incredible. So
funny. Uh, some of the best moments on that couch. I think
they're just so normal. They're not planned, there's nothing, there's no spectacular
finish. It's just a bunch of people on a couch being stupid and like
it just naturally organically has some of the most funny moments of reactions. And
I don't know humanity honestly that I've ever seen first of all, can guys,
She's on sixteen years, But like what those are such good memories,
like such good moments. It's been a very fun place to work, real
good. It's been over ten years. It was over ten years ago I
started. I saw Lucy tweeted her ten year anniversary at GameSpot and I thought,
you know what an incredible achievement for her, and for anyone to make
it ten years at any job in this gen I think is worth commending.
But in games media, with all of the fucking layoffs and all the problems
and the turnover and the churn and the burnout, like yep, I mean,
you're a superhero, it's crazy. I think anyone who's been who is
employed in games media in twenty twenty four and has worked there for a long
time has to be very aware of how lucky they are to have had a
career in it, because it's it was hard to get into fucking twenty years
ago when I started, and to still have a job in it. I
am very aware every day of like, wow, okay, I'm gonna gonna
enjoy this, enjoy it. Yeah, yep, giant bomb Wise, I
think I don't know. My favorite thing would have been. I love all
of hits. Miss it's really good. What do I think about with you?
Mike? That is just a stupid little thing and I can never even
find it because it's it's just one of the burgle My Banana's episodes, and
it's during the DK rap and you were just making dumb ass donkey Kong noises
at the end of each version jokes. It's hard to always get them all
really good. Didn't you almost pass out once? Well, yeah, that
was the slide Golden Banana. I had to we had to get a pass
the controller and then we were coming up on the end of the hour,
two hours or whatever it was, and yeah, I cheered, We all
cheered loudly, cheered so loudly, and like lost. You can see if
you watch it, back. It's one of the later episodes, and it's
we spend the entire episode trying to get that banana because you have to not
a finished the slide like think Mario sixty four slide. Yah, you also
have to do it in under x seconds or whatever it is. And I
finally got lucky at some point and did it, and then I cheered so
loud that I actually, like you could see the blood like rush to my
head. I think there's a moment where you can just tell you, well,
where am I? Oh? Yeah, that was I. I almost
passed out and hit my head on the microphone and I caught myself stid it
was it was close. U. I like hits miss a lot. But
uh, in terms of just like something cool or funny I've done, then,
no one has noticed. I do a lot of dumb jokes that I
think these days, I don't call attention to it as much unless I'm reading
an email explaining a joke from my last episode, which is what. Yeah.
I think we make sure we get our shit in. If we've got
something we think is funny, we're going to getting it in yep. But
outside of that, I don't think I have anything most people. Most most
of my stuff is really like so funny that it's impossible you put the really
sad ones in the vault, you know, like if you tell a funny
you tell a funny joke and no one laughs. I usually don't remember that
memory because I'm like, I thought that was a funny joke, but maybe
I'm stupid. I actually, do you think it was? No? Just
this morning in the shower, a shampoo fell off the shelf, and I
not only did I catch it perfectly by the base, I caught it like
behind me like this, and I audibly said to myself nice and then put
it back. I thought to myself, I wish someone was watching me do
that right now? That been sick. I must have been in a good
mood because I actually, like, eh, got it and then put it
back up. That never happens. Usually I juggle it for a while.
All right, Thank you, Brad, Thank you. Do you want to
read this one from our frequent writer Wes. Hello there. I was born
in nineteen ninety one, but never had an N sixty four as a child,
so I missed out. I'm playing a bunch of games. People my
age tend to remember fondly. I played Ocarina of Time for the first time
last year, the three DS version. I couldn't stand it. I slogged
through the Spirit Temple before I put it down. I have to assume a
lot of a left for this game is nostlid base because it has not aged
well. What is an older game that everybody loves but you don't because you
didn't play it as a child that's west from Baltimore. I it's hard to
disagree because obviously I have like deep nostalgia for Acarina, but I don't know.
I've played that game a lot, and even like fairly recently I've been
doing the randomizer and stuff. I guess I could see how it's not the
flashiest Zelda. It's pretty by the book as far as like it's what you
would expect from like you know, turn Link to the Past into a three
D game, but like just at the time, turning Link to the Past
into a three D experience was insane and like there was a reason it was
so highly regarded back then. I can't speak to what to be like playing
it for the first time now, I still love the game, but yeah,
I mean, look, if you're playing it for the first time now,
and you've played others old game since and ones with the kind of more
modern quality life type stuff and everything, like I get it, Like it's
just you know, you don't have to like it. My answer might I
think this is a judicious, judicial way of saying it. I didn't play
the mel of your solid games when I was young, one and two.
I came in you're wearing a shirt right now. I came in a few
years. My first game I played when it had like recently released was four.
I went back to the previous games after I had played that, and
I absolutely saw why people love them, and I do love them there.
I absolutely adore them, especially three, but I remember one and two being
really hard to get through control wise. And I'm not the first person to
say this, but I remember thinking, like I think I was aware enough
to know that if I had played that, and if I had had a
PS one when that those came out, that I would absolutely have like spent
every day playing them. But maybe because it felt more out of obligation,
because I loved four, and then you know, really wanted from what I
knew about three, I wanted to get to three. So I just wanted
to get through one and two, and I still love one. Sometimes I
think I look back and one is my favorite of all them. But those
struck me as why why are the controls so so rough? But again I
was like, oh, well, I was on the PS one controller,
so I get it. Yeah. I mean there's this little quirks and stuff
like whenever I've tried to introduce people to Middle Year after nineteen ninety eight,
you know, people are always like the snapping necks, like that's such a
big part of the game. But it's a explained like, all right,
you got to run close to the guards, but then don't hit Square while
you're moving, because if you do that, you're gonna plip them over.
So you need to run close to them, stop, and then jame on
Square a bunch, and it's like all right, like back then, funny
because Eldon Ring brings that back. You can't backstab if you're still moving.
You got to kind of stop briefly before you stab them. Yeah, oh
sure, okay, Yeah, it's just a funny, like we've come full
circle. But yeah, no, it's there's a lot of like intricacies with
that control scheme that I remember, and like slipping flipping through items. That's
also elden ring to me, is Zaki just play a lot of Metal Gear
Solid while he was designing. That's the thing is like back then it was
more about like how many things you could do, Like I remember playing that
demo of Metal Gear solidud. It's like, okay, so you can hold
your So if you go into first person and you hold up a guard and
then you aim down and you point at their walkie talkie, they'll shake and
you can basically hold them up for stuff. But then if you don't want
to shoot him, it's pressure sensitive face button, so you have to like
slowly let up on square and not shoot him. And it's like when you're
upsessed with that, you do it because you're so enamored with the fact that
you can do all these things that you're you're patient about learning it all.
But if you're going back to it, especially now, I'm sure it's like
what the fuck? And also like playing those I remember thinking or playing four
even which is you know, like still relatively more indoors or urban areas.
I'm like, man, before I even knew about the rest of the series,
I'm like, I wish there was one that was just strictly an outdoor
and my cousin's like, well, get get this the game right before this.
Yeah no, I still absolutely love those games. It's not like I
don't think the early ones have aged all that well, but I still am,
like I love them. But yeah, Okarina, I legitimately cannot imagine
what it would be like to play that for the first time in twenty twenty
four. Probably just kind of clunky, I'm sure, just awkward. Yeah,
yeah, it feels like it takes forever. I'm sure to walk across
the field. I'm sure there's some logic things that probably seem dated. Yeah,
I get it. Yeah, because the field initially was like, hey
check out three D. Look how big the space fields. It had,
the fucking sun that would go across the sky and then it would get dark
and the fucking enemies would come out at night, and it was like it
was fucking revolutionary back then. But I'm sure now it's just a big empty
thing. Yeah, here wolf how the drawbridge would rise and the torch is
light and like, yeah, it's awesome. Yeah, yeah, I still
love that game. My I had plenty that I tried and didn't like,
you know, like the adventure game genre, RPG, JENY, Final Fantasy,
all that stuff. Of those I tried, as far as one that
I just never even played. Back then, it was pretty much all PC
stuff because I you know, at any house I was at it was a
stepdad or my dad or something like, I was not allowed to put games
on it because it probably had a virus. And so like Diablo Quake,
you know, and I still don't think I've ever played Quake. I've never
played the original, like Diablo or Diablo two for some reason. Command and
Conquer I was well because that would actually play on my computer. I got
like an E machine's computer in the late nineties, and Command of Conker would
play on it in general, not what do you mean would conquer? What's
that? So are you saying you never really liked the earlier games? No,
no, No, I loved him because like those on my shitty two
hundred dollars computer or whatever I thought you were, the early Command of Conquers
could play, and so that was like one of the few. So I
probably got that in nineteen ninety eight or something, and so it's like that
was the game. The new game that could run in my thing, but
once they went to polygons with general, it's like, oh my my,
my computer can't play that. Oh I see, I thought you were including
those earlier games in this the answer to this question, I'm like, I
thought you liked those. No, I'm saying that is like the exception as
far as PC games, like any like First Person Shooter. I mean,
it's why I like, I loved every gaming magazine, but I didn't want
to get Next Gen magazine because they always covered PC games and I would just
get pissed off at like, God, this Kingpin game looks so realistic,
I'll never get to play what is Half Life? If I can't remember?
I bought Half Life because everybody was raving about it so fucking much, and
I tried to install it on my E machines and it's like I could get
to the menu, but then it wouldn't load up the game and stuff,
and you can't return it. So I'm just being like, I just spent
fifty dollars on this fucking game. I can't return it. It's like I
just swore off PC gaming, you know. So I guess my last answer
is I look back and I sometimes I wish I played Final Fantasy when it
like the earlier games, when it was more kind of just this dominant part
of the zeitgeist. But again, I didn't have a PlayStation, so I
wasn't really playing. I had a PS two, I didn't have a PS
one. But I know people have this reverence for that storyline. I know
people love those characters. I think that's my Acarina. I'm like, I
can't put myself in a headspace where I absolutely love that. But again,
that doesn't mean I can't see why other people like it. And I guess
that's why rebirth and remake are great, because I can at least sort of
see the characters through a more modern lens. But yeah, Final Fantasy is
kind of my I don't get it, but I can get why other people
are. I respect it, but I'm not gonna play it. Yeah,
I think that would be mine as well, Mike. The other one I
recognized was this is a weird one. But I never played a Doctor Mario
growing up, and everybody raves about Doctor Mario. I don't know if you've
noticed that, but nobody is a bad fucking thing to say about Doctor Mario,
and I finally played it, Like when I was working at GameSpot and
I was like, this game's stupid, this game sucks, it's boring,
I'm flipping pills. I hated it, and I don't understand why everybody loved
Doctor Mario. Like there must have been some era when we were kids everybody
thought Doctor Mario was genius. I lost my SNUS Classic with roommates in San
Francisco, and that was the first game they wanted to play with me.
Like, what is this reference? I like to yeah, yeah, I
get okay. I like Doctor Mario a lot. I have very fun memories
of Doctor Mario. But Mary, everything you said is right in that,
like, it's not as far as puzzle games. There's way more interesting and
involved in better ones. I think it's the fact that, look, doctor
Mario has fucking awesome music. It's great music. Uh, you got Mario
in a fun little doctor thing like the whole, the whole. It's Mario
and a doctor thing with a little thing on his head and he's throwing like
these little virus guys, little asshole virus dudes with good music, good sounds.
It's like it was a good puzzle game on Andy has also two players
fun, but it's it's out Even back then it was outclassed by you know,
any number of obviously like Tetris and stuff is way better. So I
get it. I get if you're coming to it now, just being like
there were so many better puzzle games out there, but I have fond memories
of it. Yeah, there's probably a bunch of like Super Nintendo Era,
although I had Super Nintendo so I played a lot of those. But yeah,
outside of that, there are other series and whatnot in games where I'm
like, I don't get why people love this but like it, But those
are games I've played, and I just it didn't connect with in terms of
like things I missed out on. I think it's Final Fantasy. It's metal
Gear solid when they were new, stuff like that. I don't think I
realized how anti Final Fantasy this entire podcast is. Like when a new Final
Fantasy comes out, do we even talk about it? Like, did we
talk about sixteen or fifteen or Mike? Not the new not the brand new
ones, but we you were really, uh, generally the remakes seven the
seven stuff is pretty good, but like I feel like of us talking about
sixteen, I didn't played it was that thirteen fifteen was the car trip thing.
Sixteen was more like Games Thrones, and that was Yeah, did any
of us touch it? No, never been a second thinking about that game
last summer. There was stuff going on. It also had the unfortunate thing
we're at a distance. It reminded me a lot of Forespokens aesthetic. Oh
and I just didn't want to get into that sure, But also I feel
like people who love Final Fantasy also sixteen came and went. That's the thing.
It's always weirded me out, Like whenever they announced a new numbered Final
Fantasy and everyone freaks out about it, I think, like, wait a
minute, I feel like I haven't heard anyone love like a numbered Final Fantasy
since like twelve, Like, and so why is it always a big deal
when announced sixteen fifteen? Seems like people didn't like sixteen. They're gonnamales for
this fourteen. That's a whole different thing. I think thirteen was a thirteen.
I hated at thirteen. That was the trilogy where her clothes affected her
abilities, right, like the Lightning one and the Guy's got to burden his
hair twelve twelve twelve was old that like loves that one. So I've seen
that that's the one with the Gambit system and all that, Yeah, which
is super cool. You can program them the game to play itself if you
just want to see grind through some shit. And then one had some cool
ideas like twelve. Yeah, Zodiac Age was the re release on PS four
and switch and stuff. Yeah, yeah, I liked it. I didn't
beat it. I played half of it. That's a game I frequently think
about maybe going back to. But ten and twelve were I mean, hell,
all the old ones basically like all the old ones, and then seven
eight nine. Obviously ten and twelve were kind of like massive things that even
as someone who didn't care about the genre, you would hear about all the
time. I feel like since twelve, which I was in college for that,
I haven't heard anyone be like, oh, this new numbered Final Fantasy
is fucking awesome. Outside of the remix, yeah, sixteen, I'm trying
to think what else was coming out around that. That was summer last year.
People really like the Open World one U, the MMO one Yeah,
yeah, I don't even like I kind of don't count that because that just
seems like a whole different product, you know, Yeah, that got a
number like retroactively almost in development, but like, yeah, fourteen from what
I played. And I'm not the biggest MM person, I'm like, oh,
I totally get this. I I was like, I gotta stop playing
this. I could play it a lot. Sixteen that like what that was?
I think it was June last year. Let me look that up.
It feels like last year and twenty second, twenty twenty three? What else?
Something else came? Like, uh, I just don't want to ust
I were talking about it. I feel as if there were other things coming
out around then that took my attention more. I mean, I can't possibly
scan the recesses of my brain from more final fantasy memories. I have so
few. It's just a jar with flies in it. Yep, yep.
There's a k like like tactics. I fucking love tactics, but that's a
different genre basically. I like like six. When I finally went back to
it today, Yeah all right, let me look so fine, Okay,
June twenty second? What else was out around then? Uh? It could
be nothing. I just didn't play it because play it. I feel like
there's gotta be a reason I didn't because I was kind of curious about Oh,
Diablo four was June sixth, Super Megan Baseball four, Street Fighter six
was earlier than real games. Okay, yeah, there was anything else June
Layers of your f one. I wouldn't have played that Rogue Legacy two on
PS four PS five, Oh pick him in one and two? Okay,
Uh, there was stuff going on. There was stuff going on, stuff
going on. I also probably look, you could give me a paddle with
a ball on it that you can hit back and forth, and I that's
that's better than Final Fantasy for me. That would have distracted me. Yeah,
I maybe it's good. That's the best thing I could say about it.
Maybe it's good. There's no way to know. Do you have any
others any other games for Wes old PC stuff, Doctor Mario? Yeah,
like strategy games in general. Civilization is yours, I could probably say for
both of you. I tried Civilization back then. I hated it. Yeah.
Yeah, we had that in school and it was like, why aren't
I seeing these enemies or these characters attack each other? I did not like
it. I well, thank you Wes, and thank you Dan and Mary.
First episode back together for being on the podcast. You're welcome than you
for I agree. This has been a huge ask and I'm I'm glad that
you agree. And I've got an ask for my homework assignment play case the
Golden Idol before the next one. All right, what platform? Do you
have a code? I got? I'll set you up? Yeah, all
right? Didn't I ask for a code and you didn't give me one?
That's not just making I would have given you one too, because I gotta
have you not cashed. And you asked me for code recently and I gave
you one. I've been waiting for you to respond. Uh wait, what
you asked for a code like two weeks ago and I gave it to you.
I've been waiting for your response. Oh my god, are you talking
about for still wakes the d for something? Yeah? Did you give me
to respond? Did not cash that end? No? I realized it's on
game pass. Oh oh okay, I should have. I probably I forgot
to say something. Sorry, that's probably still pissed about the Golden Idol thing.
Okay, it's actually code for something. In one of these days,
Mike's gonna give you the merry treatment and he's gonna tell you what a piece
of shit you are, and then you're gonna get it from both sides.
Nice. I don't know the code was for pogo Stick Champion. It's like
when I gave you the number of the Hemorrhoid Facility. Yeah, well,
yeah, exactly like that. Yep, dare threatened my life every week?
Got me? I haven't threatened you in a very long time. And also,
yeah, use the code because it was on game Pass. Okay,
okay, well if you want, if you want pogo Stick Champion, you've
got a code for that. That would have been a good bit Hemorrhoids plus
yes on game Pass. God, that was still such a good joke that
got away. I got so deep into the conversation with that receptionist. Oh
sure at the Hemoroid Facility. You could tell she knew right away something was
up. Yes, I don't think he knew he was calling a butt place.
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we smell like bananas? Bananas? And it would come and banana yellow.
It would smell like bananas, and there would be a code on the cap
that if you collected all one hundred, we would give you a million dollars.
Oh, now we're talking. We have a million. But it's a
gimmick. And no one will ever actually win it, and only stupid people
will play. Oh you just wait till I get that eleven piece, I
will, Dan, what do you have going on outside of Firescape Giant Bomb
stuff? Check that out. We've got a lot of fun stuff going on
there. I had the entire run of Metal Gear Scanling put up on YouTube
for those who enjoy. It's been behind a paywall for all these years,
and with all the hype going around about middle year, I wanted more people
to be able to see it. So search for Metal Gear Scanlon on YouTube
if you want to see one of the best things we've ever done it.
Giant Bomb were talked about Drew earlier. He's just a killer throughout that entire
series, so check that out. Also on a podcast called Firescape Personal Stuff.
Dan record on Instagram and Twitch. I hope to be streaming in now
post Sard and get some of this travel behind me. I hope to go
to the stream again because it's been quite a while and I like doing it,
so I want to get back out there. Melica Stanlin's appropriate for the
conversation we were having earlier. If you don't necessarily want to be playing through
those games. It is just as fun to watch Dan guide Drew. Technically,
they stole the idea from marrying me because we did Theresident. You were
the first ones to the internet. Yeah, yeah, it's true, and
everybody else stole that from us. So just know that going in it probably
would move up to the expectations. Credit you in every episode. Yeah,
yeah, you do. I think I think for some reason that got cut
from the YouTube versions though. If people are curious, I have weird I've
got the backup somewhere. Mary. What are you have going on on Sati
fire Escape. I'm back at work, which is nice. Uh, probably
just trying to play games, finish my backlog. I basically took two weeks
off of playing games, so I'd like to get back into it. Let
me know your recommendations. Hollow Case of the Golden Knife and Hollow Night.
Yes, both of those are great. Play Diablo, play them together.
Dungeon Claller. It's just a demo to early access, but it's very good.
You know, it's crazy like Terminal obviously just a terrible, horrible,
nasty little troll. But I think because of your experiences of having no memory
whatsoever, you're just not entirely sure. If you're just being stupid again,
I can't tell anymore. I don't know half the time. I don't know.
If you're working with me, you could be this dumb. It's all
to live. Yeah, it's an interesting way to just go about and experience
the world. Who knows what's going in in that dusty old cabasa of yours,
Dan, I don't know. Mary. You should play Platypus Adopted by
a Fox, really fun India Indie game. India game. It's a Bollywood
game. You love it. It's a boy. There was a long walk
the second game game. Dan, you should play Dinosaur on roller skates.
That sounds great. I think I printed it on Super Nintendo. You just
you ride around in an arena knocking ringos off their feet and yeah, I
gotta collect all his balls. Yeah, you gotta collect all his seamen.
Yeah. Yeah, it was episode. I'm just here at fire Escape.
That's what I That's that's what I'm together. Probably Flue Mike Maharty. Yeah,
I'm the glue. Glow grow Michelle Big mic Ah Michelle, Dan the
wild card, and I'm here. You're the muscle, You're the You're the
soldier. Yeah, the muscle I picked up by my mic I hope it's
on the Audacity recording. But when you said I was the wild card,
I farted like I heard that you did. Okay, all right, please
go back and check that I did. That's my answer to the email.
That's something funny. I did that no one noticed, and Dan, I
love that, Like I knew you would have no answer to that because you
have this, you have this impulse that everybody needs to know everything you did.
Yeah, you gotta alone. Every time I heart I text Miyanka.
Her phone just just constantly vibrated. Oh man, I've been doing some long
far lately. Oh cool, They're fun early morning and I'm up. Something
about my Tosh is just not not ready to let him go. It's like
no, it's like a string of a part of the clip. Don't go.
I will just stay inside me, stay inside me. No inside,
it says ringo. First, somebody get it back in me, push it
back, push it back, push it back in. I'll spread it for
get it back in me. Stop stopp with the roos gates, stop the
circus. It inn't It's like tube, does it go back in the tube
let's hope not. Knock on wood, knock on the bar. We're back.
Fire Escapes back all right, see you next episode. Bye bye,
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