I played today with a ton of gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do
this. I'm really glad I get to do it again tomorrow, and I'm
gonna remind myself I'm a dog and I'm ready for this moment. I played.
I played today with dear God, it's a show up, all right,
Good morning Tuesday. Let's see oh four one April post tax day.
Everyone, get them filed, get him turned in, hope, So Danny
had to get a dog extension tax extension. I got mine. I don't
know, get the money for it though pretty quickly these days. I need
the money. Bless you, so you can go buy some crap, buy
some crapy people get their thing and just bet bets. What a bad bit.
All in nothing, I have a message. I'm gonna be gone next
two days and the majority next week too. I'm gonna be gone the next
three days, majority next week too. I did put in a guest request
for you guys. Thanks. Who is it? It's very interesting to whom
showed a minute. This fellow has so he has a bunch of followers on
Instagram and his bit is he does blackjack. And for every follower that he
has. He bets ten cents for each follower once a day. It's all
right, yeah, okay, he's got eight hundred and two thousand followers.
Let's say help us out. Eight hundred two thousand. I think that's more
that should be in the body of whatever article you read. Eight hundred and
two you can I move a zero. What's his name? Tim Myers?
The Canadian dude is the black jack guy. But he legit once a day
daily, bets ten cents for each follower, and he posted. He does
it online. He does the video and like they're turning the card over.
He plays one online hand or yeah, live online and it shows the dealers
like it's a real human face. But ai body, it's very strange.
Girl. Uh, it's a guy we lost. Sometimes it is a girl.
Actually, yeah, how does the body look? You know what?
It's multiple people. Yeah, it's hard to describe it. I'm gonna show
it to you. It can be whatever you wanted. I can ask because
it's not real. It's a I okay, I see here, that's him.
So it's like Dick Valentine of Electric Fixture. So yeah, so he's
beten seventy grand. That was four days ago, so obviously he's added something.
So yes, it is. Yeah, hey, this is taking off
in the last couple of weeks eight hundred and two thousand now, so eight
hundred thousand zero. It's about eighty yeah, eighty grand every time. So
he won and his reactions he celebrates, and he's watching your watching the black
jack game happen on the theed. However he's using its weird. But he
started this mission about sixty five days ago, betting fifteen hundred dollars, and
uh, obviously his follower account has risen caught fire a little bit. So
yeah, four days ago you got seventy thousand dollars and that nuts. What
a wild bit. Once a day, it's all riding on that. Well.
I mean, if you do the math right, what percentage do you
win in black track? Probably forty eight percent or something whatever it is.
I mean, if you play it perfectly mathematically correct, I mean, it's
got to be something just under fifty, isn't it? How all those games
were. That's all you gotta do, though, is say that I'm betting
on ten cents for every follower place it win one time you've made your money,
and then get out No, you don't get out. You keep going
your rock keep but the following is gonna be doing it for a year,
no matter how high the numbers get, and you do hold to that.
I mean again, if we're right, I don't know. What you need
is someone to stake you. Honestly, you need someone to like, someone
buy in at a small percentage to give you a little bit of money to
play with in the beginning, right, and then you're like, I'm good
now once I get to a certain amount, I'm good, all right.
A quick blackjack winning percentage search says forty two point to two percent. So
that's not that's not enough because if it was like forty eight, then you
could win, lose, win and lose, and then that two percent might
be offset. I guess by you having a million, I'm saying half a
million Instagram followers, right, Yeah, a week ago on that he had
seven to twenty five k, and now he's eight hundred k. He gave
another week eight seventy five. I mean he's two weeks away from having a
million followers just by playing a game. Pretty good, that's what we need.
We need Danny to play some games. Yeah, Danny slot machine I'll
spend this virtual slot. Oh yeah, gambling's illegal in Texas. You'd never
know that by listening sometimes to you guys. I'd like to get the car
at four pm on a Sunday. It's weird that Dodgers and the Padres and
nighthood that we have. You know, I don't do. I don't have
like a sports betting account or a bookie like like I do all the legal
stuff, believe or not, believe it or not, because I've lost my
ass with sports betting. As I've admitted to you guys. Was it legal
in Arizona when you were there? They kind of slow legal anywhere then?
Right now, it's they didn't have the internet. When Mikey was at Arizona.
I was at Davis Mothin Air Force Base. We did have the internet
dial up, right well, that's where I got web TV. Arm round
saying it was it wasn't like it is now. I'm typed in those four
magical letters. Yep. I think you spent a lot of your time in
the most hardcore conservative states. I figure out a tour of the South.
You're gonna live the back half of your life up in the Pacific Northwest,
I don't know, it's kind of shift across. I didn't intend it,
but I always you know, just Miami, La, Arizona, Tedis mountain
Man and War seventies. Work in the bottom. That's what I do.
It's funny when I was in I think I told you this when I was
in the Air Force. Yeah, I told you you get the dream sheet,
and I was. I got stationed to go to Wyoming, and I
traded with the dude and picked Tucson without actually I remember trying to use the
internet for that, and I was looking up things in Cheyenne and things in
Tucson, and I figured there's more golf and the weather's way better in Tucson.
And he was super in a hunting So we shook hands and at a
at a fork in the road of both of our lives and had different directions.
They call that a win win, Kevin. Yeah, it's beneficial to
all parties involved. What do you do when there's a pair of chopsticks in
the road. You had him the fuck the fork technology. Okay, there's
the guy, all right. So yeah you got from New Zealand too,
so that means cool voice, Fine, we accept. When when did you
book him. No he didn't respond. Wrap up this interview. Sometimes when
you're in Italy and get us locked up, hit up by everyone. I
didn't give him a good day mate. In the message you said your story
is unbelievable. Your passion for gambling is. I'm the awestruck by you man.
I really bought him up in these Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You
say things to him you'd never say to him in real life. So you
started this conversation with April fifteenth tax talk. Now did you guys both get
your stuff submitted? I told you yesterday. I don't know. Oh yeah,
yeah, that's right, but you did. I've been submitted filed for
months and you electronically file. And when you get your returned is it just
direct deposit? Got that set up? Or are they send you a damn
check? You send me a check this time only because I asked them to
because I needed to go to the bank anyways, So I have a reason
to go. Very strange, but it's weird. I wanted to have it
to the two things can be mutually exclusive. You'll get your money faster if
they dd felt convenient at the time. Check. Now, I can't get
lost. I'm regretting it now because I haven't received that. You well,
I mean, how long ago did you file? Two months? That is
lost? Oh no, well when I when I file, and granted I
always do the extension and don't deal with this until October. It takes sometimes
a week or ten days. I've gotten them as early as you know,
seven to ten days to get the director. But that's also doing it electronically.
You have to mail in a big thick ass envelope, do all that.
I didn't have to do that thing digital for me, But except for
the check part to find it, finding part odd files and scanning them and
waiting on the New York Times to email me back and all that stuff,
I get it. What are you gonna do with your refund? Big fellow?
I told you one you're not going to do that. What do you
really can? Can we deal in truths? At one point today? I
don't know. I wanted to. Apparently he doesn't want to. He's on
edge, on edge, you're on edge, and we can just see it.
Don't worry. We're gonna relieve you of some of the stress that you're
feeling. Oh, yesterday was space some relief. It's just kids. Stuff.
I'll be honest. Yesterday, Kevin, you know, because you are
going on vacation, huh flying out tonight to Italia, I am, And
you've got a transatlantic flight and you're nervous about it. And Mikey and I
did take some unnecessary I don't know, Yeah, pokes, having some fun
at your expense because we know that you are not a big fan of flying,
especially when it comes to over big, large bodies of water. You
guys lanced me with a pitchfork, we did, and I'm sorry kind of.
Oh JJ's back, welcome back. J just jumping on the top of
the pile. But uh, we're going to fix that today. We're gonna
do what we can to help you feel at ease. I don't want anything
from you. It doesn't matter whether you want something or not. It's what
you're going to receive. And Mikey and I are going to help you help
you feel calm tonight. I'm gonna be pretty calm. We're gonna be more
calm. We're gonna we're gonna help you. We'll do it here in a
half hours. So yeah, okay, I'm a do you guys want to
get down on something because it's not an invitation last time? What do you
get stirred up? Over there? Are they D's nuts? What did he
say yesterday? He's Harry nuts? Or last week talk? I want you
Friday? And when you put cabin a little ballpit, like, build a
little ballpit around him so if he goes down, he lands soft and gets
to play. Yeah, and you get the bullpit though, play for a
second. I'm putting a hundred bucks on the MAVs to win the NBA champions
Dot dog. Really, I'm going to Vegas this weekend. What are the
yachts? We'll talk about me later in the week to my little adventures because
today's all about Kevio. No right now, I think I don't know.
I just checked one. Seventeen to one, okay, so if you put
one hundred dollars down, that is seventeen hundred dollars right? Oh yeah,
nice math. Yeah, it's always hard though, you know I hate it
quick adding zeros is tough. Nice math when you say it like that,
though, seventeen to one, that'd be seventeen one hundred dollars? Yeah,
what is busting the overall favorite? Three to one? Sorry, I'm making
you work here plus Okay, hold on, I'm just on one side,
said Dallas Mavericks Finals odds. That means just getting to the finals. Oh
yes, that's what. That beats that up because Boston's yeut plus one sixty
five finals odds. Let's find to win it. Come on, I follow
this, uh NBA championship odds. Here we go, yeah, sixty to
one. God, the Celtics are plus one sixty. I mean they're not
even two to one. Okay, should we do Western Conference championship or you
to win the West? To win the hard to win the West, Okay,
so they're gonna get, they're gonna get. They take care of the
clips. They would be game one Sunday here on the free don't know what
time yet. Then the four would take on the one. The one is
Oklahoma City. Who's gonna play? Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah,
because if the if the mass we're playing that the Nuggets in round two,
I mean, you gotta get through them. Anyways, it didn't matter.
But all right, I like you, it's about seven to one to win
the West, because then you don't even have to sweat beating the Celtics.
I mean, obviously we go nuts. But that's that's the hardest ask.
I think, so seven to one. I like, if you guys want
to get down on on this Hary Bet. I'm not like him. I'm
mature. Oh yeah, that's go spend his his money on bet. It's
the new Mikey. Yeah, he's mature. Now, let's part since we
lost Kevin, so the only thing that we know is set or two series.
What do you mean for us for the math for the MAVs four and
five and three and six? Yeah, what's our paths? Our path to
greatness? Yeah? We got the Clippers, we beat them. Wait way
whip that whip and everyone's like, oh whoa, it did carry over?
My god. So they don't receed in basketball, do they? Which they
should? They do receive? They do? Do they? Yeah? So
yeah, they should play an NBA bracket. Okay, they should recede ideally
though winners are winners. Then you would have the Thunder over the Kings of
the Warriors, so the Thunder and we would play the Thunder, yeah,
or the Lakers of the Pelicans. Yeah, Thunder. I did live in
Arizona. I try to do an NBA playoff bracket and then it receded and
I had to give everyone their money. Frustrating. It's also their fault for
buying into this bracket that was not going to hold the form, because it
proves they're all like, yeah like bracket, there's ten bucks. I like
much bracket. Yeah, I had to give over their money. Basketball.
Once the playoffs start, the brackets fixed teams are never received. All schemes
work out right, it didn't work the new Soroy Industries NBA bracket bracket.
Wow, innovative, that's the this is gonna be awesome. It's new god
that Hey, it's Mikey. You know that bracket turns out. Yeah,
there's some information today that I wasn't aware of. Things have changed. Yeah,
I don't even know he's playing who they don't know. I don't know
either yet. That's you quickly splid the accountability onto them. That's all I
did. Probably, I don't recall anybody giving me too much as for it.
Don't like it stern so funny. Yeah, just guys, you just
did martial madness all this time putting it together. It's like, yeah,
I'm want to take a cut. I'm going to make some money. That's
pre internet or pretty easy internet so it's probably on paper and I make hoppies
all cash transactions. Yeah, a lot of word to meet up with these
people here, dude, hey man, who's your who's your fifty? Your
tenor? Sorry about David Sterns stupid rules, Bikey's NBA bracket. Yeah,
you want to do that down b NBA bracket. I actually do. I
want to right now on this points. If you predict the amount of predict
the amount of games. Okay, you have to predict who plays who in
each round. I guess there is a way to do it with that.
These stupid plans, you have to get it right. So the okay,
so the only way you actually win it is to nail the full bracket.
Yeah, correctly, like the whole thing. Yeah, which is it's not
impossible, not impossible at all. Do you know this woman won the n
C double A bracket. She didn't get it perfect. She was the lady
that ran bumble. Really, what the CEO of bumbles? She want a
big bracket challenge? I didn't need any more money, bumble office bracket challenge
or like some national one. I don't know, because if you just went
your office bracket, that's not that impressive. Yeah, I guess you're right.
There's more to it. I don't have the link anymore. But the
beautiful thing about the bracket is that the hot homeless couple can play, you
know, hand one out, turn it in, very simple. I don't
know how they're gonna get it printed. That's on them. We should have
handed them a bracket. We shouldn't have the least you could have done asking
if they want to get in the pool, it's only five bucks. I'll
spotch you this entry. I'll spot her entry. Sir, you're gonna take
your own ground him up on your own if you know what I mean,
you know what, you can screw off. Me and her gonna go over
here and talk about responsible financing. They have cell phones, do they?
Yeah? Yeah, at least at least they have one between I mean,
it's it's not just a flippy burner or anything. That's all scrolling on a
screen the other day. That's very common. It's weird. I've had one
time a panhandler asked me for money and I told him I don't have any
cash. He goes, you can venmo me. He showed me his phone.
No, I'm not doing that, man, I'm sorry, It's like,
Wow, Venmo is so weird. Hey Mike, I can do you
can place bets in Vegas. I've never been to Vegas. Don know how
it works. Really, yeah, I'm going to can you place bets in
Vegas? Did you just ask that question? Yeah? Well I meant like,
can he do it? Like? Will he be okay? Will you
be in a position to play some wage, some wagering, some proxy wagering
for Keavy? That's what I'm I will. I will be in a position
to make bets and level you don't want to put any add to anyone's no,
No, hey man, you do this for me. It's like,
but I want in on the bell. I'm not going to just make bets
for you and hand you a ticket, because then that's gonna win. Everything
I'm gonna do is gonna lose. So I mean, I'm already asking Danny
to swing by record store day and pick me up a few albums. I'm
happy to do it. I'll hold down the fort here and buy you guys
records. You play some NBA bracket wagers for me and Kevio. Bring me
a pizza, you bring pizzas, bring you so many pizzas. What do
you want to But do you want to get down at all? No,
you don't have to. I'll get down MAVs to win the West. Oh
yeah yeah, if we can get seven to one. Oh yeah, oh
yeah, seven to one. Well, I mean I just looking online.
That's yeah, I'll do it. It's some it's six some places. Let's
see six and a half, six and a half, eight, twelve.
But just get the twelve. Yeah, I know, I'd want the twelve.
How about the fourteen? We want the fourteen. Whatever you can find.
Why are you going to Vegas? I'm gonna you. Oh that's right,
that's right. Never mind, never mind, never mind, adventure.
I remember, it's not my big day today. It's keveo. That's right.
This is the big one for you, Mike. Yeah. What NFL
draft over unders? Oh yeah, there's there's some bad They released them yesterday.
Yeah you see some bad. Oh yeah, some flaws. See some
big, big action, big plays. Okay, so bam fifty on that
under, fifty on that over Yeah, all right, we'll write them down.
That's a fools game, man, betting on the draft. Not if
you not, if you're Kevin and you are tight with every GM in football.
I once had the Chicago Bears of following my account and I was told,
hey, man, the Bears are watching you, which I bet you
can't name half the GMS in football. Is a good challenge. I bet
I can't either. How many gms can Kevio name Ryan Poles? Oh,
we're doing the Snow's hold on you, said, Jerry Jones. You heard
once the Bears were following you on Twitter. The Bears are following me.
Have you heard this, friend of yours? The Bears are watching Someboddy texted
me and he said, don't tweet out anything else about the Bears and what
they're about to do. Wait, your buddy, yeah, who gave me
intel about what the Bears are going to do. This is your friend who
saw that the Bears were following you. So he tipped me off that the
Bears were going to trade up and sods stupid trade up to number two and
drafting Mitch Trubisky. And I said, that's incredible. It's a diy little
thing. And I told my buddy, Dane Brugler, who now lives up
in Ohio. He works with the athletics. Still, I was like,
man, I'm hearing this, I don't know, well, Dane, I
didn't give the full vet, and Dane put it in his mock draft and
alarms went off. So the Bear started freaking out how does he know?
And I tweeted it out before Dane's mock draft. Here's what about the Bears?
So I just basically got told, hey, stop, they're tracking your
account. Don't tweet anything else about that for me because he had connections or
what they're gonna send Richard dent over? Yeah, I know, right,
what are they gonna how have you killed? You know that sort is Matt
Suey getta combusting through your your ceiling. It's funny at first, and tell
me, it's funny at first until I just like realized the cowboys have probably
have mafia ties. See I can see that getting done. But did the
Draft's weird? They have private investigators following around these kids. It's weird.
It's a ceedy ced situation. So is it someone that worked for the Bears
that told you that? No, well, I figured that'd be more of
the focus of their ire where the leak was. They just wanted to stop,
you know, and they did they do it? Did they go to
number two Trubisky. Honestly, it would have. It was doing them a
favor because then they could have had someone trade in front of him and draft
Trubisky because he sucked. But I remember on the air that night and I
get along with him great. But that night Brad Sham was kind of like,
they would never do that. Why would they trade up from three to
two to take Trubisky? And I was like telling him, like, I'm
like off the air, kind of like headsets on. But I'm just like,
stop going down that road, dude, not like I'm right then.
I am the sun draft Knight. And that's when we learned that I'm always
right the time I nailed the Trubisky bad. It all makes sense is that
when Brad didn't he kind of belittle you a little bit. Stay in your
lane, little man. No, he was just questioning that it was a
stupid thing. Why would they trade up from three to two? It is
a dumb thing, that's all it was. Uh, And he was very
awesome about it though after he goes, he goes, dude, that's great,
He's like he was, only it's like, I wish you would have
told me before. I'll tell you a story about him leaving things out.
I don't want to know it. He's a legend, that's the whole story.
He is. All right, when's the draft next Thursday? Doing the
shamrock? Let's play do the shamrock the return cut next Yeah, it was
pretty return cut. Yeah, the drafts next Thursday. If the Mavericks don't
play, allegedly, Jeff and I are doing round one, it's just fun
on the radio, or yeah, together at home on the freak at home.
Well, well, if the mass play, we will do it at
home with some dice and some cards. We'll do it on his YouTube channel
and make millions of dollars magic the gathering table. Well, your mate,
you're allegedly maybe doing it on the air here at this radio station with the
mass play. We can't. I hope the MAVs are playing. So it's
just him and Cavanaugh at their house. Let me go a game on the
floor with dice, playing Draft and Dragons, Draft and Dragons with a little
fridge magnet I and then make put the ball on an electric football game and
I mean, you laugh. That sounds like a lot of fun to me.
And I'll say too. If the MAVs play that night. Then Jeff
and I would probably end up doing it on his YouTube channel and I would
make five times as much money as this station could pay me for that.
I think more details on that to come. I don't know who's gonna tell
you about it. Well in the NFL draft, well, I don't know
why. When the MAVs sketch is gonna come out, I show Game one
Sunday, I want fifty you know what, I make go one hundred on
the maps to win the West. Let's go all right. I want some
money. I want to win some money. I want that action live,
you got it. I'm so bad at gambling, though. They'll get smoked
by the Clippers and five and I'll just watch my my c note just fly
away like a hawk, right off into the mountains of the desert, right
into the Venetian right into the little gondola. Coming up next to why today
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