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I played today with a ton of
gratitude and appreciation for the opportunity to do

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this. I'm really glad I get
to do it again tomorrow, and I'm

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gonna remind myself I'm a dog and
I'm ready for this moment. I played.

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I played today with dear God,
it's a show up, all right,

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Good morning Tuesday. Let's see oh
four one April post tax day.

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Everyone, get them filed, get
him turned in, hope, So Danny

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had to get a dog extension tax
extension. I got mine. I don't

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know, get the money for it
though pretty quickly these days. I need

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the money. Bless you, so
you can go buy some crap, buy

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some crapy people get their thing and
just bet bets. What a bad bit.

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All in nothing, I have a
message. I'm gonna be gone next

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two days and the majority next week
too. I'm gonna be gone the next

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three days, majority next week too. I did put in a guest request

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for you guys. Thanks. Who
is it? It's very interesting to whom

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showed a minute. This fellow has
so he has a bunch of followers on

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Instagram and his bit is he does
blackjack. And for every follower that he

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has. He bets ten cents for
each follower once a day. It's all

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right, yeah, okay, he's
got eight hundred and two thousand followers.

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Let's say help us out. Eight
hundred two thousand. I think that's more

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that should be in the body of
whatever article you read. Eight hundred and

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two you can I move a zero. What's his name? Tim Myers?

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The Canadian dude is the black jack
guy. But he legit once a day

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daily, bets ten cents for each
follower, and he posted. He does

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it online. He does the video
and like they're turning the card over.

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He plays one online hand or yeah, live online and it shows the dealers

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like it's a real human face.
But ai body, it's very strange.

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Girl. Uh, it's a guy
we lost. Sometimes it is a girl.

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Actually, yeah, how does the
body look? You know what?

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It's multiple people. Yeah, it's
hard to describe it. I'm gonna show

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it to you. It can be
whatever you wanted. I can ask because

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it's not real. It's a I
okay, I see here, that's him.

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So it's like Dick Valentine of Electric
Fixture. So yeah, so he's

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beten seventy grand. That was four
days ago, so obviously he's added something.

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So yes, it is. Yeah, hey, this is taking off

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in the last couple of weeks eight
hundred and two thousand now, so eight

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hundred thousand zero. It's about eighty
yeah, eighty grand every time. So

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he won and his reactions he celebrates, and he's watching your watching the black

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jack game happen on the theed.
However he's using its weird. But he

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started this mission about sixty five days
ago, betting fifteen hundred dollars, and

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uh, obviously his follower account has
risen caught fire a little bit. So

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yeah, four days ago you got
seventy thousand dollars and that nuts. What

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a wild bit. Once a day, it's all riding on that. Well.

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I mean, if you do the
math right, what percentage do you

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win in black track? Probably forty
eight percent or something whatever it is.

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I mean, if you play it
perfectly mathematically correct, I mean, it's

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got to be something just under fifty, isn't it? How all those games

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were. That's all you gotta do, though, is say that I'm betting

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on ten cents for every follower place
it win one time you've made your money,

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and then get out No, you
don't get out. You keep going

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your rock keep but the following is
gonna be doing it for a year,

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no matter how high the numbers get, and you do hold to that.

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I mean again, if we're right, I don't know. What you need

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is someone to stake you. Honestly, you need someone to like, someone

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buy in at a small percentage to
give you a little bit of money to

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play with in the beginning, right, and then you're like, I'm good

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now once I get to a certain
amount, I'm good, all right.

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A quick blackjack winning percentage search says
forty two point to two percent. So

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that's not that's not enough because if
it was like forty eight, then you

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could win, lose, win and
lose, and then that two percent might

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be offset. I guess by you
having a million, I'm saying half a

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million Instagram followers, right, Yeah, a week ago on that he had

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seven to twenty five k, and
now he's eight hundred k. He gave

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another week eight seventy five. I
mean he's two weeks away from having a

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million followers just by playing a game. Pretty good, that's what we need.

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We need Danny to play some games. Yeah, Danny slot machine I'll

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spend this virtual slot. Oh yeah, gambling's illegal in Texas. You'd never

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know that by listening sometimes to you
guys. I'd like to get the car

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at four pm on a Sunday.
It's weird that Dodgers and the Padres and

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nighthood that we have. You know, I don't do. I don't have

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like a sports betting account or a
bookie like like I do all the legal

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stuff, believe or not, believe
it or not, because I've lost my

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ass with sports betting. As I've
admitted to you guys. Was it legal

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in Arizona when you were there?
They kind of slow legal anywhere then?

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Right now, it's they didn't have
the internet. When Mikey was at Arizona.

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I was at Davis Mothin Air Force
Base. We did have the internet

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dial up, right well, that's
where I got web TV. Arm round

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saying it was it wasn't like it
is now. I'm typed in those four

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magical letters. Yep. I think
you spent a lot of your time in

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the most hardcore conservative states. I
figure out a tour of the South.

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You're gonna live the back half of
your life up in the Pacific Northwest,

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I don't know, it's kind of
shift across. I didn't intend it,

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but I always you know, just
Miami, La, Arizona, Tedis mountain

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Man and War seventies. Work in
the bottom. That's what I do.

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It's funny when I was in I
think I told you this when I was

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in the Air Force. Yeah,
I told you you get the dream sheet,

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and I was. I got stationed
to go to Wyoming, and I

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traded with the dude and picked Tucson
without actually I remember trying to use the

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internet for that, and I was
looking up things in Cheyenne and things in

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Tucson, and I figured there's more
golf and the weather's way better in Tucson.

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And he was super in a hunting
So we shook hands and at a

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at a fork in the road of
both of our lives and had different directions.

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They call that a win win,
Kevin. Yeah, it's beneficial to

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all parties involved. What do you
do when there's a pair of chopsticks in

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the road. You had him the
fuck the fork technology. Okay, there's

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the guy, all right. So
yeah you got from New Zealand too,

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so that means cool voice, Fine, we accept. When when did you

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book him. No he didn't respond. Wrap up this interview. Sometimes when

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you're in Italy and get us locked
up, hit up by everyone. I

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didn't give him a good day mate. In the message you said your story

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is unbelievable. Your passion for gambling
is. I'm the awestruck by you man.

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I really bought him up in these
Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You

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say things to him you'd never say
to him in real life. So you

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started this conversation with April fifteenth tax
talk. Now did you guys both get

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your stuff submitted? I told you
yesterday. I don't know. Oh yeah,

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yeah, that's right, but you
did. I've been submitted filed for

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months and you electronically file. And
when you get your returned is it just

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direct deposit? Got that set up? Or are they send you a damn

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check? You send me a check
this time only because I asked them to

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because I needed to go to the
bank anyways, So I have a reason

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to go. Very strange, but
it's weird. I wanted to have it

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to the two things can be mutually
exclusive. You'll get your money faster if

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they dd felt convenient at the time. Check. Now, I can't get

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lost. I'm regretting it now because
I haven't received that. You well,

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I mean, how long ago did
you file? Two months? That is

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lost? Oh no, well when
I when I file, and granted I

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always do the extension and don't deal
with this until October. It takes sometimes

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a week or ten days. I've
gotten them as early as you know,

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seven to ten days to get the
director. But that's also doing it electronically.

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You have to mail in a big
thick ass envelope, do all that.

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I didn't have to do that thing
digital for me, But except for

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the check part to find it,
finding part odd files and scanning them and

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waiting on the New York Times to
email me back and all that stuff,

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I get it. What are you
gonna do with your refund? Big fellow?

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I told you one you're not going
to do that. What do you

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really can? Can we deal in
truths? At one point today? I

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don't know. I wanted to.
Apparently he doesn't want to. He's on

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edge, on edge, you're on
edge, and we can just see it.

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Don't worry. We're gonna relieve you
of some of the stress that you're

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feeling. Oh, yesterday was space
some relief. It's just kids. Stuff.

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I'll be honest. Yesterday, Kevin, you know, because you are

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going on vacation, huh flying out
tonight to Italia, I am, And

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you've got a transatlantic flight and you're
nervous about it. And Mikey and I

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did take some unnecessary I don't know, Yeah, pokes, having some fun

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at your expense because we know that
you are not a big fan of flying,

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especially when it comes to over big, large bodies of water. You

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guys lanced me with a pitchfork,
we did, and I'm sorry kind of.

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Oh JJ's back, welcome back.
J just jumping on the top of

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the pile. But uh, we're
going to fix that today. We're gonna

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do what we can to help you
feel at ease. I don't want anything

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from you. It doesn't matter whether
you want something or not. It's what

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you're going to receive. And Mikey
and I are going to help you help

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you feel calm tonight. I'm gonna
be pretty calm. We're gonna be more

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calm. We're gonna we're gonna help
you. We'll do it here in a

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half hours. So yeah, okay, I'm a do you guys want to

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get down on something because it's not
an invitation last time? What do you

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get stirred up? Over there?
Are they D's nuts? What did he

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say yesterday? He's Harry nuts?
Or last week talk? I want you

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Friday? And when you put cabin
a little ballpit, like, build a

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little ballpit around him so if he
goes down, he lands soft and gets

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to play. Yeah, and you
get the bullpit though, play for a

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second. I'm putting a hundred bucks
on the MAVs to win the NBA champions

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Dot dog. Really, I'm going
to Vegas this weekend. What are the

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yachts? We'll talk about me later
in the week to my little adventures because

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today's all about Kevio. No right
now, I think I don't know.

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I just checked one. Seventeen to
one, okay, so if you put

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one hundred dollars down, that is
seventeen hundred dollars right? Oh yeah,

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nice math. Yeah, it's always
hard though, you know I hate it

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quick adding zeros is tough. Nice
math when you say it like that,

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though, seventeen to one, that'd
be seventeen one hundred dollars? Yeah,

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what is busting the overall favorite?
Three to one? Sorry, I'm making

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you work here plus Okay, hold
on, I'm just on one side,

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said Dallas Mavericks Finals odds. That
means just getting to the finals. Oh

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yes, that's what. That beats
that up because Boston's yeut plus one sixty

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five finals odds. Let's find to
win it. Come on, I follow

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this, uh NBA championship odds.
Here we go, yeah, sixty to

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one. God, the Celtics are
plus one sixty. I mean they're not

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even two to one. Okay,
should we do Western Conference championship or you

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to win the West? To win
the hard to win the West, Okay,

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so they're gonna get, they're gonna
get. They take care of the

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clips. They would be game one
Sunday here on the free don't know what

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time yet. Then the four would
take on the one. The one is

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Oklahoma City. Who's gonna play?
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah,

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because if the if the mass we're
playing that the Nuggets in round two,

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I mean, you gotta get through
them. Anyways, it didn't matter.

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But all right, I like you, it's about seven to one to win

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the West, because then you don't
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I mean, obviously we go nuts. But that's that's the hardest ask.

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I think, so seven to one. I like, if you guys want

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to get down on on this Hary
Bet. I'm not like him. I'm

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mature. Oh yeah, that's go
spend his his money on bet. It's

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the new Mikey. Yeah, he's
mature. Now, let's part since we

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lost Kevin, so the only thing
that we know is set or two series.

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What do you mean for us for
the math for the MAVs four and

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five and three and six? Yeah, what's our paths? Our path to

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greatness? Yeah? We got the
Clippers, we beat them. Wait way

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whip that whip and everyone's like,
oh whoa, it did carry over?

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My god. So they don't receed
in basketball, do they? Which they

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should? They do receive? They
do? Do they? Yeah? So

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yeah, they should play an NBA
bracket. Okay, they should recede ideally

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though winners are winners. Then you
would have the Thunder over the Kings of

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the Warriors, so the Thunder and
we would play the Thunder, yeah,

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or the Lakers of the Pelicans.
Yeah, Thunder. I did live in

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Arizona. I try to do an
NBA playoff bracket and then it receded and

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I had to give everyone their money. Frustrating. It's also their fault for

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buying into this bracket that was not
going to hold the form, because it

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proves they're all like, yeah like
bracket, there's ten bucks. I like

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much bracket. Yeah, I had
to give over their money. Basketball.

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Once the playoffs start, the brackets
fixed teams are never received. All schemes

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work out right, it didn't work
the new Soroy Industries NBA bracket bracket.

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Wow, innovative, that's the this
is gonna be awesome. It's new god

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that Hey, it's Mikey. You
know that bracket turns out. Yeah,

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there's some information today that I wasn't
aware of. Things have changed. Yeah,

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I don't even know he's playing who
they don't know. I don't know

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either yet. That's you quickly splid
the accountability onto them. That's all I

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did. Probably, I don't recall
anybody giving me too much as for it.

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Don't like it stern so funny.
Yeah, just guys, you just

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did martial madness all this time putting
it together. It's like, yeah,

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I'm want to take a cut.
I'm going to make some money. That's

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pre internet or pretty easy internet so
it's probably on paper and I make hoppies

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all cash transactions. Yeah, a
lot of word to meet up with these

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people here, dude, hey man, who's your who's your fifty? Your

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tenor? Sorry about David Sterns stupid
rules, Bikey's NBA bracket. Yeah,

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you want to do that down b
NBA bracket. I actually do. I

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want to right now on this points. If you predict the amount of predict

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the amount of games. Okay,
you have to predict who plays who in

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each round. I guess there is
a way to do it with that.

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These stupid plans, you have to
get it right. So the okay,

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so the only way you actually win
it is to nail the full bracket.

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Yeah, correctly, like the whole
thing. Yeah, which is it's not

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impossible, not impossible at all.
Do you know this woman won the n

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C double A bracket. She didn't
get it perfect. She was the lady

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that ran bumble. Really, what
the CEO of bumbles? She want a

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big bracket challenge? I didn't need
any more money, bumble office bracket challenge

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or like some national one. I
don't know, because if you just went

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your office bracket, that's not that
impressive. Yeah, I guess you're right.

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There's more to it. I don't
have the link anymore. But the

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beautiful thing about the bracket is that
the hot homeless couple can play, you

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know, hand one out, turn
it in, very simple. I don't

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know how they're gonna get it printed. That's on them. We should have

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handed them a bracket. We shouldn't
have the least you could have done asking

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if they want to get in the
pool, it's only five bucks. I'll

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spotch you this entry. I'll spot
her entry. Sir, you're gonna take

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your own ground him up on your
own if you know what I mean,

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you know what, you can screw
off. Me and her gonna go over

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here and talk about responsible financing.
They have cell phones, do they?

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Yeah? Yeah, at least at
least they have one between I mean,

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it's it's not just a flippy burner
or anything. That's all scrolling on a

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screen the other day. That's very
common. It's weird. I've had one

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time a panhandler asked me for money
and I told him I don't have any

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cash. He goes, you can
venmo me. He showed me his phone.

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No, I'm not doing that,
man, I'm sorry, It's like,

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Wow, Venmo is so weird.
Hey Mike, I can do you

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can place bets in Vegas. I've
never been to Vegas. Don know how

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it works. Really, yeah,
I'm going to can you place bets in

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Vegas? Did you just ask that
question? Yeah? Well I meant like,

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can he do it? Like?
Will he be okay? Will you

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be in a position to play some
wage, some wagering, some proxy wagering

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for Keavy? That's what I'm I
will. I will be in a position

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to make bets and level you don't
want to put any add to anyone's no,

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No, hey man, you do
this for me. It's like,

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but I want in on the bell. I'm not going to just make bets

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for you and hand you a ticket, because then that's gonna win. Everything

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I'm gonna do is gonna lose.
So I mean, I'm already asking Danny

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to swing by record store day and
pick me up a few albums. I'm

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happy to do it. I'll hold
down the fort here and buy you guys

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records. You play some NBA bracket
wagers for me and Kevio. Bring me

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a pizza, you bring pizzas,
bring you so many pizzas. What do

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you want to But do you want
to get down at all? No,

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you don't have to. I'll get
down MAVs to win the West. Oh

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yeah yeah, if we can get
seven to one. Oh yeah, oh

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yeah, seven to one. Well, I mean I just looking online.

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That's yeah, I'll do it.
It's some it's six some places. Let's

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see six and a half, six
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But just get the twelve. Yeah, I know, I'd want the twelve.

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How about the fourteen? We want
the fourteen. Whatever you can find.

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Why are you going to Vegas?
I'm gonna you. Oh that's right,

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that's right. Never mind, never
mind, never mind, adventure.

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I remember, it's not my big
day today. It's keveo. That's right.

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This is the big one for you, Mike. Yeah. What NFL

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draft over unders? Oh yeah,
there's there's some bad They released them yesterday.

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Yeah you see some bad. Oh
yeah, some flaws. See some

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big, big action, big plays. Okay, so bam fifty on that

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under, fifty on that over Yeah, all right, we'll write them down.

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That's a fools game, man,
betting on the draft. Not if

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you not, if you're Kevin and
you are tight with every GM in football.

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I once had the Chicago Bears of
following my account and I was told,

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hey, man, the Bears are
watching you, which I bet you

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can't name half the GMS in football. Is a good challenge. I bet

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I can't either. How many gms
can Kevio name Ryan Poles? Oh,

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we're doing the Snow's hold on you, said, Jerry Jones. You heard

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once the Bears were following you on
Twitter. The Bears are following me.

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Have you heard this, friend of
yours? The Bears are watching Someboddy texted

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me and he said, don't tweet
out anything else about the Bears and what

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they're about to do. Wait,
your buddy, yeah, who gave me

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intel about what the Bears are going
to do. This is your friend who

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saw that the Bears were following you. So he tipped me off that the

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Bears were going to trade up and
sods stupid trade up to number two and

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drafting Mitch Trubisky. And I said, that's incredible. It's a diy little

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thing. And I told my buddy, Dane Brugler, who now lives up

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in Ohio. He works with the
athletics. Still, I was like,

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man, I'm hearing this, I
don't know, well, Dane, I

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didn't give the full vet, and
Dane put it in his mock draft and

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alarms went off. So the Bear
started freaking out how does he know?

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And I tweeted it out before Dane's
mock draft. Here's what about the Bears?

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So I just basically got told,
hey, stop, they're tracking your

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account. Don't tweet anything else about
that for me because he had connections or

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what they're gonna send Richard dent over? Yeah, I know, right,

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what are they gonna how have you
killed? You know that sort is Matt

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Suey getta combusting through your your ceiling. It's funny at first, and tell

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me, it's funny at first until
I just like realized the cowboys have probably

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have mafia ties. See I can
see that getting done. But did the

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Draft's weird? They have private investigators
following around these kids. It's weird.

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It's a ceedy ced situation. So
is it someone that worked for the Bears

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that told you that? No,
well, I figured that'd be more of

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the focus of their ire where the
leak was. They just wanted to stop,

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you know, and they did they
do it? Did they go to

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number two Trubisky. Honestly, it
would have. It was doing them a

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favor because then they could have had
someone trade in front of him and draft

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Trubisky because he sucked. But I
remember on the air that night and I

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get along with him great. But
that night Brad Sham was kind of like,

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they would never do that. Why
would they trade up from three to

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two to take Trubisky? And I
was like telling him, like, I'm

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like off the air, kind of
like headsets on. But I'm just like,

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stop going down that road, dude, not like I'm right then.

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I am the sun draft Knight.
And that's when we learned that I'm always

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right the time I nailed the Trubisky
bad. It all makes sense is that

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when Brad didn't he kind of belittle
you a little bit. Stay in your

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lane, little man. No,
he was just questioning that it was a

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stupid thing. Why would they trade
up from three to two? It is

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a dumb thing, that's all it
was. Uh, And he was very

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awesome about it though after he goes, he goes, dude, that's great,

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He's like he was, only it's
like, I wish you would have

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told me before. I'll tell you
a story about him leaving things out.

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I don't want to know it.
He's a legend, that's the whole story.

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He is. All right, when's
the draft next Thursday? Doing the

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shamrock? Let's play do the shamrock
the return cut next Yeah, it was

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pretty return cut. Yeah, the
drafts next Thursday. If the Mavericks don't

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play, allegedly, Jeff and I
are doing round one, it's just fun

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on the radio, or yeah,
together at home on the freak at home.

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Well, well, if the mass
play, we will do it at

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home with some dice and some cards. We'll do it on his YouTube channel

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and make millions of dollars magic the
gathering table. Well, your mate,

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you're allegedly maybe doing it on the
air here at this radio station with the

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mass play. We can't. I
hope the MAVs are playing. So it's

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just him and Cavanaugh at their house. Let me go a game on the

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floor with dice, playing Draft and
Dragons, Draft and Dragons with a little

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fridge magnet I and then make put
the ball on an electric football game and

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I mean, you laugh. That
sounds like a lot of fun to me.

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And I'll say too. If the
MAVs play that night. Then Jeff

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and I would probably end up doing
it on his YouTube channel and I would

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make five times as much money as
this station could pay me for that.

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I think more details on that to
come. I don't know who's gonna tell

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you about it. Well in the
NFL draft, well, I don't know

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why. When the MAVs sketch is
gonna come out, I show Game one

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Sunday, I want fifty you know
what, I make go one hundred on

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the maps to win the West.
Let's go all right. I want some

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money. I want to win some
money. I want that action live,

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you got it. I'm so bad
at gambling, though. They'll get smoked

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by the Clippers and five and I'll
just watch my my c note just fly

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away like a hawk, right off
into the mountains of the desert, right

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into the Venetian right into the little
gondola. Coming up next to why today

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is my final show on terrestrial radio? Next to Cavio