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Welcome to you, Softcore History.
Welcome back to Softcore History. I'm your

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host for the week, Dame Regester, and I am joined as always by

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Rob Fox and Jake Goldman. What's
up boys, Hello, I'm back baby

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nice and tan. Yeah, I
was in a sunny place. I was

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in the Keys. This place is
a sunny place. This place is.

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It's fun going from like ninety eight
head in next one oh four in the

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Keys with like one hundred percent humidity. Yeah, he did in next one

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oh eight almost no humidity. It's
I just want to kill myself. It

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was just like being inside of a
toast rubins fucking between your tan, your

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facial hair currently with the mustache.
Yeah, in your outfit, you kind

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of look like Ron McGill. Who's
that again, the Miami Zoo guy?

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You do? You are all khaki
with the ten You do look like you

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work in a fucking zoo right now. So it's described to us on YouTube

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for Actually that was totally intentional.
I kind of love the like Park Ranger

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Zoo. It's a great look.
Yeah, that's the best uniform. It's

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it's so laid back feeling. It's
all like light and area invented to for

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heat, you know. Crocodile hunter. Yeah, no, I was just

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from the land of They have crocodiles
and the keys too, by the way.

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Saltwater crocks, yeah, these are
the deadliest ones. And North American

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crocodiles these are actually a little bit
more in docile though, okay, because

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they're not like South American crocodiles or
they're they're in Mexico. Saltwater crocs those

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are the ones that and in Central
America. Those are the ones that will

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rip you to fucking shreds. Like
an alligator will kill you by dragging you

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under and maybe eat like your hand
or something like that. A saltwater croc

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will rip you limb from fucking limb. They are the ones you don't want

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to do. There was like a
story of some kid in Guatemala who was

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just playing in a river. He
was doing from that start yep. Yeah,

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and there born in Guatemala. Yeah, the croc just popped up,

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bit his head, rolled, ripped
his head right off in front of his

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parents and shit. Yeah nice it
was. I mean it was like a

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seen dark there. Actually thought oter
crocs were the ones from the Japanese episode

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I did where they're stuck in the
swamp in Asia, but they're in there

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in um like again for that episode, I wasn't. Yeah, I've taken

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a lot of vacation. That would
have been a good up for you to

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be on. You're taking the most
vacation. I'm fine with that. Is

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that, Jared? That was bush? Okay? Yeah? Oh oh,

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man head right off. Huh.
Yeah. Alligators, they guess, are

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more of the slow cookers of the
animal world. They just take you down,

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decompose you, then eat you a
little bit at a time, snack

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on you. I think they just
swallow you a whole. A lot of

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times, they'll let you rot.
Alligators are so docile that we would just

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paddleboard on campus in lakes full of
alligators. Yeah, It's really not that

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big of a deal during the daytime, especially if they're fed. But one

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lady who got eaten by alligator,
it was the middle of the day when

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she was walking her dog next to
the water. It was fucking dumb of

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her, wasn't it. She brought
bait. Yeah, yeah, and she

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was kind of on a decline hill. Yeah, a point, to be

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honest with you, gravity, why
was she wearing wedges at that age,

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you know, I don't know.
There was a lot of questions there.

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It was weird. It was a
weird part of that story. Kind of

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a good transition here. Oh yes, great by the way, Patreon though,

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yeah, Patreon dot com slash software
history two additional episodes every week actually

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uploaded. Uh. The first episode
of spare Bedroom the day I just why

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did you? Really was a little
bonus content give them everything, you know,

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fuck it? I mean two people
have mentioned it just for context for

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people, because we mentioned it quite
often. I guess we do. It's

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a it's a thing we did.
Yeah, thing we did in twenty nineteen.

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Put out the first episode to day. Also, you get a brand

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new episode just like this that we
will drop on Wednesday, and then we

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have an episode that's either a voicemail
episode or watch along on Fridays. Now,

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y'all did voicemails this week too?
We did? But yeah, okay,

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that's some good ones. So again, Patreon dot com slash software History.

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We're still lugged into your personal Gmail. Perfect I locked you out to

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worry, thank you. Gmail is
weird though, we have to locket everyone

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out. It's really annoying. It
sucks. Yeah, but don't worry.

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We did it at a public library. Good. I was kind of hoping

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you just did it at the airport. Yeah, yeah, on their WiFi.

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Yeah, we just kept looking up
why Ted Kauzinski was right. So

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you found the auto search already that
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Yeah, that was just fucking first
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It gets his Gmail every day,
the Ted Yeah, it's my Ted

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talk manifest talk. The original Ted
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memorandum when Yeah he died when I
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What a down? Oh I didn't
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slick up Steinski didn't kill himself.
Lets just make those shirts. Uh

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yeah, those will be out by
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didn't kill himself. Just get ready
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puts behind it literally spoofed the Epstein
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Any Yeah, if you want Ted
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Look for the young are hot the
Unity love the blurb on that.

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Don't mail in your outfit. Be
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We also have those hoodies as well. Yeah, today we're talking about

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an adventurer. Ooh, I like
adventures and he's dressed like an adventure Yeah,

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so playboyantly an adventure Tell me more
specifically, it was obviously this was

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like a big thing back in like
the twenties and thirties and forties. Yeah,

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so show that. Uh you know
the most famous adventurer movie Indiana Jones,

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and Indiana Jones was based on all
sorts of like pulpy cereals from before

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that about the same type of adventurer. Yeah, like Scout magazines and stuff

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had like these adventure comics and stuff. It's literally it's like listen to the

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adventure or like radio plays, listen
to the Adventures of Montana Smith. Yeah,

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as he fights off like there weren't
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the thirties. Yeah, like these
are it was from the thirty it was.

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Indian Jones is based on stuff from
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actually based on this dude. I'm
about the dude today. Sweet awesome,

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I love it. Did you know
that Indiana That movie Indiana Jones only came

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about because Spielberg wanted to direct a
Bond movie and the Bond people were like,

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fuck off, Steven Spielberg. And
this was post Jaws. That's everything.

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That's good. I'm glad they stuck
to that. It's like you little

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dream making bitch. Yeah, like, shut up, you're two saccharin with.

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George Lucas didn't do Indiana Jones.
He created it and then Spielberg directed.

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Yeah. I don't even think George
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just came up with and the story. Yeah, that's it's after the first

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Star Wars. He was like,
I only do IP. So he's just

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like, uh okay, like an
alien that's got nine heads, you write

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it. That's the golden age of
creative right there. Yeah. It's like

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I'm the idea. I'm a big
picture guy, which is just like here's

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a napkin. I wrote a movie
ide a million dollars. Yeah, he

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gives it to Lawrence Caston and he's
like, you write it. Yea better

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at this than me. But of
course today we're talking about Roy Chapman andrews

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Now. Lucas never specifically said that
Indiana Jones is based off this man,

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but all signs point to it.
Okay, our guy was born in Wisconsin

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in eighteen eighty four. As a
child, he was an avid explorer of

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local forest and waterways. So he's
a kid. What he's a kid.

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Yeah, he's an avid explorer.
He's a kid, there's yeah. In

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his autobiography Under a Lucky Star,
Andrews describes himself like a rabbit, happy

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only when he could run outdoors fair
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not every kid was like that.
It was like an iron lung kid or

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some kid who's got who had the
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you know what I mean? There's
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your bones climbing trees in the eighteen
eighties, or you could be in an

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iron lung as a kid. There's
no middle. Well, there's not an

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inside kid. Yeah, it's just
like a kid that's constantly like the little

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kid in the Secret Garden who's just
in the bed the entire thing, and

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it's like get out. Yeah,
I value I'm the rich boy. I'm

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calling like, that's who you are. You're either that kid where you're an

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adventure it's secret garden. I haven't
seen that so long. When he turned

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nine, Andrews received a little single
barrel shotgun. Well it's about time.

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Yeah, And as he grew up, he became a skilled marksman. I

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actually a shotgun. Yeah, you
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dude. I actually got to shoot
a youth like intended for like a

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ten year old single barrel shotgun when
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It was amazing. Just hold it
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because you know it's gonna kick back, but like there's no way to just

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get on top of it. It's
basically like a sawt off. It's as

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short of a barrel as he can
get. Yeah. I piped a dude.

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I demolished to play with it.
It like exploded into a million pieces.

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It was awesome. Yeah. He
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skill to earn money for his education
at Beloit College. That's a really fucked

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up thing to teach yourself. The
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have with dead animals, with small
dead animals for taxi, for taxidermy,

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Like you don't just get it right
on the third try. Yeah, I

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doubt you get it right on the
tenth to try, right. Yeah,

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the amount of fucking squirrels and rabbits
and shit that this dude was just gutting.

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I mean, the problem was he
didn't even realize they had to be

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dead at first. He just started. He's like, well, the best

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way to yeah, the best way
to actually make them look alive is to

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begin the process while they are a
lot. Yeah, kind of lock in

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their terrified faces into a permanent scowl. Well you want the eyes wide,

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really wide. Yeah. You can't
do that in post. No, yeah,

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no, not a lot. You
can fix and post with taxidermy,

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no more so than a morgue.
What do you mean, like, nobody

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really cares if you fuck up an
animal, true, well yeah, true,

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but you fuck up somebody's dead relatives. That's another thing. That's another

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thing that's really hard to self teach
is a mortician. Yeah, bombing,

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Yeah, not easy, dude.
I just put a bunch of phantom in

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him, Like, I don't know, that'll preserve him, I'll bring back

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to life. It's gotta be really
good at makeup. Yeah, that's where

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all the estian jobs go. I
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I had when I went in high
school to my friend's funeral who shot herself

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in the head was can't even tell? That's actually really good work. Yeah.

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I was like, I like literally, I was like, yeah,

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wow, I was. I was
like, I like walked up and I

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was like, I was like,
oh my god, nobody and I walked

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up and I was like, Okay, that looks like Alexis. She used

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like a little twenty two or something. I didn't ask her mom. Yeah,

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man, I don't think you fished
for details on that. Yeah,

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that's such a curb episode. Who
did this? Was great? Yeah?

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Can I get their card? Yeah? Yeah, I like really, it

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really took me out of the moment
of out of my sadness because I was

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just like, it's like, did
she shoot her is fantastic. The day

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got worse, don't worry. Yeah, they got much sadder, But that

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moment, I was just like,
go to the chef. Yeah, compliments.

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Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap, even in the worst circumstances.

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Yeah. When he was twenty one, Andrews was duck hunting on Wisconsin's Rock

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River or Rock River with montagu White, a member of the Lloyd's College English

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department. It was a cold March
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steadily and held strong with dangerous currents. Andrew m. White's boat was rocked

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and they were thrown overboard into the
frigid river. Andrews was swept away by

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the current and struggled to swim towards
shore. He managed to reach a submerged

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tree and finally solid ground, but
his friend was not so lucky. White,

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plagued by muscle cramps, had not
made it to the bank despite being

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a strong swimmer. This incident made
a lasting impact on Andrews and seemed to

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set a precedent for his future,
both in his additional brushes with death and

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his attention to detail for safety in
his field work. So um, wait

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that he got He fell in the
water and immediately it was just like like

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cramped up because it was so cold. His buddy did no, That's what

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I'm saying. Yeah, the dude
who died who got on to him.

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Yeah, yeah, dankes that sucks. Not if he didn't do enough ice

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bats, it seems like it.
Yeah, if he did whim off once,

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he'd be fine. Little cold plunge
yeah, yeah, breathed totally changed

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my life. Do remember morning?
Yeah? You'd make a little shop of

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the system. That's the key.
No, I turned, I turned the

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shower as hot as possible, sit
on the little bench in my shower and

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just slowly tug on my winger and
then your dog licks it up. Well

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that's later. But yeah, yeah, he's not like they're waiting. It's

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just at the glassloor, paw on
the Yeah, yeah, yeah, like

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midnight expressing Bobby. I believe that's
the Patreon episode. Ahead and listen to

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that talking about how more context.
No, No, Rob's dog just licks

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Rob's come that's all you need.
Yeah, you can listen to Patreon to

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get more explanation. I'm not going
to explain to you because you didn't pay

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to find out. Yeah, way
to fucking spoiler alert it. But they

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have to find out how and wow, yeah, there's a whole setup.

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After graduating college in nineteen oh six, Andrews hopped on the train in New

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York City to pursue another thing he
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showmanship Broadway the Theater, horse job
at the American Museum of Natural History.

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Well, yeah, he loves taxidermy. Yeah, which, as I said

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this before on the show. But
it's so fucked up to me that it

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was like people who weren't able to
see animals, so just the dead ones

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would have to do. If you
go to the fucking museum the Teddy,

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the one Teddy Rosevelt found their minds. Yeah, it's just shitty, stuffed

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dead animals that are like one hundred
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and I was like, this sucks
ass, this is the worst. That's

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why I kind of buy the freak
shows. Yeah, not necessarily that they

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were legitimate freaks, but you could
fool people very easily. Oh god,

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yes, I'm sorry. What do
you think TLC is, Like, that's

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just freak show network. It is
the freak show network. Yeah, it's

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like, oh, nineteen kids in
counting or whatever, it's a freak show.

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Yeah, No one's watching anything slide
vagint woman like it's it's just like,

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oh, they can join twins at
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the bottom. TLC has no shame, no none, it's dude. Discover

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is like one of the largest networks. It's the largest media network. Now.

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I genuinely think like porn Hub has
more shame than TLC, Like porn

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Hub has more ethics than TLC A
thousand percent. There's none. Yeah,

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there's none. Like TLC is in
the in the red on ethics, like

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porn Hub is a vacuum, right, it's a zero. Yeah, they're

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trying to reduce exploitation, whereas TLC
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Sisters. I think they just like
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tiny girl that looks like a twelve
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it's like that's the whole joke.
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sounds like a child. Yeah,
it's like, bro, but I mean

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she deserves love too. I guess
like let's go, let's go. We're

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gonna you guys are gonna go out
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patio French really hard like make and
we're gonna it's worse than that rob.

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They're like, hey, we're gonna
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so uncomfortable for the fucking sex shop
worker who probably see so many things.

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But it's so many things. But
he's like, dude, come on,

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can I have some identification, ma'am? Have you seen this episode? There's

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commercials that somehow. Oh so they
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god, she basically just like watch
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shop for dildos. But don't worry, she's actually twenty eight, so you're

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fine. Trust us. God,
we're loophole TV loophole, the loophole channels

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oh Man. When Andrews reached the
museum, however, he was told that

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there were no jobs available. Refusing
to be discouraged, Andrew volunteered to scrub

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the museum floors. So he kind
of became the good will hunting of the

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Natural Museum of or the American Museums. Like a really eleive a squirrel taxidermy

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by the chalkboard. Who did this? The janitor did it? This is

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perfect. I didn't think we could
taxidermy a platypus, but here it is.

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Fucking He's the good will hunting of
the fucking text demy spot. He's

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got some preserved apples. He's like, how do you like them? Apples?

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They're perfectly inside? Yeah, very
good, Like donate him. They're

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full of from aalbi not edible.
He was hard to clean and perform basic

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assistant duties in the taxidermy department,
as well as help the director of the

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museum with odd jobs when asked.
So, if you know, you know,

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some rats got into the ventilation system, he would have to go up

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there and poke around, kill him, stuff him, leave him by the

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chalkboard. Yeah, here's the system. So you're just the guy's personal assistant

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for a while. Basically he was
janitor. Yeah, janitor slash personal assistant

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to the museum. Yeah. Andrews
quickly moved up the ranks and, despite

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several better offers throughout his entire career, stayed on with the museum. That's

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cool, loyal. Yeah, he
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Yeah, so far, you're telling
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you know Indiana Jones at some point
did have to get his doctorate, right,

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Yeah, it's doctor Jones. It
is doctor Jones. It's like a

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young Indiana Jones season where he just
gets his doctorate. Yeah, it's really

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cool. Happens like it's like you
tossed off a boat. Sali's friend die.

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So it's the opening to a very
boring medical show. Yeah. Yeah.

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Andrew's first major interest in the field
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The fascination began went after only being
at the museum for seven months, he

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and colleague Jim Clark were assigned to
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a long Island beach. That's got
a stink. How long was it actually

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the skeleton or was it the corpse? The skeletons been cooked or oa.

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The director instructed Clark and Andrews retrieve
every bone, but never believed they could

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because of how quickly the bones of
beach whales sink into the sand get a

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shovel? Do you did they invent
archaeology? That day the fuck? Andrews

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and Clark returned to the museum with
the entire whale skeleton. Dam what a

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what a like? Looks like a
great scene from the movie, right like

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you'll never get this skeleton. Cut
to them triumphantly driving on a flatbed with

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the skeleton on the back. Yeah, just like the boys back in town

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or no bad company, bad company, you know, in the fucking car

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And yeah, that's cool. They
guarded it from a storm and retrieved it

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from the sand in freezing conditions.
The whales bones are still in the Museum's

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Department of Mammology, probably what mammologoogy
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in Alaska, Indonesia, China,
Japan, and Korea, where he observed

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and collected marine mammal specimens. As
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expanded, and he continued to travel
the world in search of animals and their

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remains. Bone collector. I like, so it's just finding random animals that

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are hopefully already dead but probably not. Yeah. I did stop them from

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taxidermying them live tiger or whatever.
Dude, stop, it's better this way.

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You can have the penis. You're
your penis, your penis collection.

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Yeah, it's fine. Like the
fictional Indiana Jones, Andrews found himself with

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many brushes of near death as he
traveled around the world. In a quote

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from his book On the Trail of
Ancient Man, Andrews reflects on several of

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his nearly lethal experiences from his early
career. Here's the quote. In my

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first fifteen years of field work,
I can remember just ten times when I

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had really narrow escapes from death.
Two were from drowning in typhoons. One

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was when our boat was charged by
a wounded whale. Once my wife and

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I were nearly eaten by wild dogs, yikes. Once we were in great

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danger from fanatical priests. Where were
they Northern Ireland? Yeah? Yeah,

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Two were close calls when I fell
over cliffs. Once was nearly caught by

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a huge python. In two I
might have been killed by bandits. Okay,

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it's amazing to me that only three
of the ten were humans. Yeah,

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the wild dogs seems like it's their
fault. Yeah, the falling over

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the cliff definitely fault both times.
So that's three right there. Typhoon also

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your fault. It's coming, yeah, you know it. They know it's

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not a tornado. Okay, Yeah, so two typhoons, that's his.

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So we've got what five that are
that are him? Right now? He

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was wandering around Northern Ireland just as
a pope, so that was kind of

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weird. They didn't like, I
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He was most fanatical based all right, so it's probably like some other religion

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yeah well yeah, or he just
called like some Muslims priests or something and

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they were like what yeah, uh
wait, what was the other one.

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Oh, I will say the one
that's not his fault is uh the whale.

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No, dude, you've been hearing
about these whales lately. Yeah,

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the Orcas. Yeah, just taking
out boats. Yeah, apparently they all

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got together in San Diego or some
shita on the Pacific coast. There's like

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thirty of them just talking to each
other. It's rampest, dude. There

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was one an episode I'm gonna do
eventually on a whale who like plagued the

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Byzantine Empire for decades. Just one. Yeah, like the moby Dick of

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the Byzantine. Literally, he was
just he just lived in the harbor and

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sunk ships at will. That's awesome. Well, you gotta like people.

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Really, it's not funny. It's
like, it's kind of funny. It's

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pretty funny. It's pretty funny that
we build all these boats and we still

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can't protect ourselves from these as,
like this dumb ass whale. It's like,

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No york As, they're starting a
war. I don't know that they're

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ready for it though, to be
honest. Yeah, they've never been nuked.

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Actually they probably have once. Yeah, someone was probably there when we

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dropped one in the Pacific or French
did or something. Who knows what allegiances

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they have, Like what if they're
working with Russia. They're saudiast they could

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be Saudi whales, but they could
also be Russian whales. That could be

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Russian whales. They have a lot
of coastline. The Russians do employ Belugas

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and stuff. Yeah, but I
think we do too. We like dolphins

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and stuff we have in the past
year. Well if yeah, we were

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doing that whole give dolphins acid thing, not just to learn their thoughts.

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That video game Echo Echo based on
that whole story. Yeah, we had

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well I think we also trained dolphins
to like detonate land or sea mines.

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Yeah, was that like a one
way trip for the dolphins. It might

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have been. Yeah, we don't
really get into details about that. Our

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transgressions might have made community, you
know. Yeah, so that that word

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got around. Yeah, they're like, don't work with the US, they're

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assholes. Right. It's kind of
like how like now you know people are

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like, uh, what do you
call it? You know, people are

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just like they want reparations or they're
like work. White people are colonizers.

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The Orcas are like, hey,
you know what I remember hearing about I

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read this Atlantic dolphins. Yeah,
Jeff got blown up, just grandpa,

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fuck dude, Wait wait a minute, yeah yeah, no, this plus

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a lot of they're still slaves.
Yeah, this is our new Afghanistan,

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the ocean. The thing we did
back in the day that we thought was

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for the good and fighting Russia.
Now they're turning on us, and they're

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turning it on us. They watched
that that Black Fan movie. Yeah,

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that's not us. We didn't do
that. Oh black Fan. Yeah,

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I was thinking of the Cove the
Sea World movie. Oh no, no,

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no, Cove is not they know. Yeah, so they're like,

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this is fertilicum. Yeah, honestly, we're probably their warm up for Japan.

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We just like wake up one day
in Japan's overrun, like they've triggered

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a tsunami, and then Japan's now
underwater and orcas and dolphins are just swimming

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through, ripping the Japanese people left
to shreds. That is true. If

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there's one nation, they have beef
with more than any. So like the

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warm up matters. They also shark
fin soup, so the sharks are gonna

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be there too, Oh sharks.
They all just team up swim through the

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Fukushima waters radiate. Yeah, that
is the true day of reckoning. And

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then we're like, what do we
do Japan? And they're just like,

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you know what to do like in
Starship Troopers, been so shooting. Then

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we just have to nuke them again. Just do it again. Comem we

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know you got nuke the ocean.
We have to nuke the ocean that's now

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covering Japan. They're like, dud
there die this fall. And then you

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just have the radioactive pigs on top
of the whales backs. Yeah, and

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they climb on top of each other
because we know how that is. It's

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like the human ladder and World War
Z. Yeah, Japan's fucked. Oh

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boy, they never stood a chance. Andrews is best known for numerous expeditions

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who led in the Gobi Desert during
the nineteen twenties or to survey the Central

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Asian Plateau and its entirety. Sounds
like a lot, collecting fossils, living

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animals and rock and vegetation feel samples. I feel like that's a good area

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for dinosaur bones probably, oh yeah, yeah, Like I think that's one

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of the like fucking sort of what
do you just gold mines of whatever for

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for dino bones is the Gobi Desert, that whole area it's dry whatever,

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it's been relatively untouched, like it's
always it's in the it's like in the

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middle of a continental plate. It's
inhospitable. Yeah, yeah, it's just

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know, nothing's there. Well.
Henry Fairfield Osborne, director of the Museum,

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put his full support behind Andrews,
as he hoped the explorer and his

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team might find evidence that supported his
pet theory that Central Asia was the staging

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ground or place of origin of all
of Earth's life. Wrong, deeply inaccurate.

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Yeah, but good for him,
that's what he hoped. Yeah,

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instead, why do you why what
what there's where's that? What's the water

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situation there? I know? Yeah, Instead he came across what you alluded

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to, dino dinos. Okay,
yeah, So Andrews embarked on his first

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expedition in the Gobi Desert in nineteen
twenty two. On this trip, Andrews

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and his colleague from the museum uncovered
several complete skeletons of small dinosaurs, as

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well as portions of larger dinosaurs.
These were the first dinosaurs ever to be

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discovered north of the Himalayan Mountains in
Asia. They also recovered preserved insects and

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other animal remains, and secured the
single largest collection of mammals to come from

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Central Asia, including several new species. They got some weight living mammals.

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Okay, so dino bones and then
living mammals. Wow, they discovered new

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species. That's a pretty big get. Tell me more about these petrified insects

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they got. I mean, doing
a crossover here, no, indeed,

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Jurassic suppose Bilberg not quite? That
would be great, Like if you just

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want to like fully just rape the
ip of both, I do just indie

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crossover prequel where Indie meets like a
young John Hammond. They just test run

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it passes along them skuito. Yeah
yeah, yeah, just absolutely completely obliterate.

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But you get like really old Harrison
Ford at the end of the draft,

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when you're finally ending Yeah, Jurassic
Park, Well, Harrison a canonically

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and making another indie movie. Right, it came out, It came out,

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and canotically Indie can live kind of
like forever? Is he in it?

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Yeah? God, it must be
going through it because the alien thing.

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No, because he drank from the
correct right. Oh no, wait,

405
00:28:29,039 --> 00:28:32,000
I'm sorry that gets wiped off because
he leaves. He would only live

406
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,200
forever if he stayed in the Yeah, like the guy sitting there. Yeah,

407
00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:41,599
it was like like every time I
hear Harrison Ford has done a new

408
00:28:41,640 --> 00:28:44,720
movie, he like breaks his hip
and they had to postpone production for six

409
00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:47,519
months. Yeah. Well he always
gets in like plane crashes and stuff like

410
00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,839
that, just doing his own stunts. Yeah. No, he literally he's

411
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,599
a pilot. He loves flying planes, but he crashes them all the time.

412
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:59,279
But at least he's good at crashing
the planes. Yeah, he's no

413
00:28:59,359 --> 00:29:03,240
Roy Holliday, thank god. No
is he good at crushing them or bad

414
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:08,039
at Yeah? These never pitchers should
not fly planes. That should be like

415
00:29:08,119 --> 00:29:12,119
a hard and fast role with any
baseball contract. Yeah, fly a plane

416
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:18,039
anywhere you don't drive a car in
the Dominican Republic. Dude, that's that's

417
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:22,680
second one. I'll get you.
It gets it's gotten multiple it'll last decade

418
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:26,839
pretty much. Any form of transportation. No boats as well. We're gonna

419
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,920
keep you in a hermetically sealed house
pretty much. Well, look, I

420
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,799
don't think it's that unreasonable to be
like, hey, really, good baseball

421
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:41,920
player, could you do us the
favor of not doing a bunch of cocaine

422
00:29:41,359 --> 00:29:47,759
and driving your speedboat around the ocean
near Miami at night. It's not a

423
00:29:47,759 --> 00:29:52,279
good planet, man, I don't
know, it's fucking America. I didn't

424
00:29:52,319 --> 00:29:55,079
flee cue, but to not be
free. Yeah, do the cocaine.

425
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,440
What's the point of having the money. I like your cute little cocacola that

426
00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,160
you're drinking. Thanks, got it
from the fridge like an eighthouncer. Remember

427
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,079
one time when we're shooting exact board, my brother said he would go to

428
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,440
HB to buy the beer that we
were going to use for them, and

429
00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:11,680
like, for some reason that HB
in San Marcos sold a shit ton of

430
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:15,119
eight ounce bud light cases. But
they look exactly the same. They're just

431
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,799
tiny, but they're just like the
cases looked the same, though, And

432
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,119
he came back and I was like, you bought a bunch of eight ouncers.

433
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:22,599
He's like, oh, so sorry, Like, yeah, I am.

434
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:26,440
I've almost done that multiple times.
I don't know why they sell them.

435
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,079
I don't I don't understand the point
of them. So there's just one

436
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:33,839
exact board where we all look like
giants. It's the one the episode about

437
00:30:33,839 --> 00:30:38,559
the cheap beer. Oh yeah,
yeah, that they got from the Applebee's

438
00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:41,839
no an accident, yeah, or
out Yeah, that's right, Applebe's outbid

439
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:47,599
though. Yeah. Uh So Andrews
wanted to dig deep beneath the surface,

440
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:52,839
so he proposed and led several more
expeditions into the desert uh in nineteen twenty

441
00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:59,559
three, he provided some of the
most groundbreaking fines of Andrew's career. Arguably

442
00:30:59,599 --> 00:31:03,440
the most scientifically significant of these was
the skull of a small mammal no bigger

443
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:08,640
than a rat, that had lived
alongside the dinosaurs. So somebody's uncle,

444
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:15,960
somebody's daddy. Very few skulls of
mammals from this time had been discovered before

445
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,920
this one. Isn't it crazy to
think that we, like you literally like

446
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,839
your great great great great great great
grandfather at some point like is a rat?

447
00:31:22,559 --> 00:31:25,880
Yeah, the size of a rat? Yeah? Look up, well

448
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,920
basically a rat for all intents and
purpose. Yeah, Like at some point

449
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,759
like that's your relative? Do they
can't they came out of the water,

450
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:36,079
right, like the tadpoles? Yeah? I mean well you also you also

451
00:31:36,119 --> 00:31:40,000
fish relatives and like little mollusk relatives. Yeah. When you're thinking about like

452
00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:41,799
what would my ancestors say, they're
like, holy shit, he's breathing air.

453
00:31:42,039 --> 00:31:48,559
Whoappe? Actually they'd feel deep shamed
of that. It's like breathing air?

454
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:52,359
What a fucking would be funny if
they were supremisses. Yeah, yeah,

455
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,200
you can't even breathe them water.
There's just like one like that.

456
00:31:56,279 --> 00:32:01,759
Ain't no ancestor mammalian family of mine? Yeah? What if they were just

457
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:08,000
actually upset that they they just were
like racists the way an eighteenth century person

458
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:13,519
was like they had They just held
the same ideas of race as like someone

459
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:16,000
from the nineteenth century. Eighteenth century. Yeah, like a mollusk is like

460
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,880
and you're like, what's wrong?
And it's like, oh, hanging out

461
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:25,559
with this Jewish guy? You know
what Judy is it is? It's an

462
00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:32,160
abomination. Ah, Like God,
damn, I guess that's the way it's

463
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:37,640
supposed to be. Jesus has a
lot of play in the ocean. We

464
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,119
called him beside him, but you
know, yeah, it's the same guy,

465
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,680
guy. Everything looks kind of the
same, right, one just as

466
00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,160
a tried ent one as a cross, it's a little different. What is

467
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:49,559
a cross? But I tried to
hang someone from his calling card here is

468
00:32:49,599 --> 00:32:54,319
where they find a bunch of dinosaur
eggs in nineteen twenty three eggs eggs.

469
00:32:54,400 --> 00:33:00,160
Oh, now, did he walk
into a fire with them to see if

470
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:02,599
they would hatch? He did not, idiot, because he would have burned.

471
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:09,200
You don't know till you try.
It was only it was really only

472
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,720
water and gravity and people and animals
that were trying to kill him. Fire.

473
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,960
Fire never touched him, And I
think that's curious. This was big

474
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:22,319
for the time, as scientists weren't
actually sure how dinosaurs were reproduced. Idiots.

475
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,799
It was assumed that dinosaurs laid eggs
because since they were reptiles, but

476
00:33:24,839 --> 00:33:30,160
it had never been confirmed until Andrew's
team found the eggs. A total of

477
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:34,880
twenty five eggs were retrieved during the
expedition, and the team thought that the

478
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:40,480
location of these probably indicated that the
spot was a popular breeding ground. Okay,

479
00:33:40,839 --> 00:33:45,920
pond. Further investigation of the first
egg site, the skeleton of multiple

480
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:50,480
small dinosaurs were discovered above the nest, So they were right. So they're

481
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:55,279
just collecting bones, collecting eggs.
This makes national where I guess, worldwide

482
00:33:55,319 --> 00:33:59,559
news, and it kind of pisses
Andrews off because like he just becomes the

483
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,720
egg guy. Oh he doesn't want
to be that guy. Doesn't wanna be

484
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:07,079
the eggs, Sayne Andrews. I
found eggs. Yeah, yeah, whoa

485
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:13,920
guy? God, I was also
a bone guy. No one cares.

486
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,840
No one cares about the bones.
Andrews found that the public was so fascinated

487
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,719
by the eggs that they didn't care
about the other discoveries made on the expedition.

488
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,199
So like finding our like the longest
ancestors, the mammals, everything,

489
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:30,880
they really care like that eggs.
You know what though, That's how it

490
00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,280
always goes in everything. For example, the amount of times I've done something

491
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,760
a video and article whatever, and
I'm like, this part is the best

492
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:42,760
part. But then every commentar,
every person who taught me about it is

493
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,559
like, oh, that one part
cracked me up. And I was like,

494
00:34:45,199 --> 00:34:46,480
that was the dumbest part of it. We threw that line away,

495
00:34:46,599 --> 00:34:50,480
Yeah that was I didn't think that
was good at all. I almost cut

496
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:54,599
it from the edit. That's true. We were also an egg species.

497
00:34:54,960 --> 00:35:00,440
We like them, faberge eggs,
dinosaur eggs. Yeah, maybe we wish

498
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:02,719
we were born out of eggs.
We love them. Yeah, what my

499
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,519
wife would have done to crap out
an egg two months into the pregnancy and

500
00:35:06,519 --> 00:35:09,440
just sit on it instead. Are
you kidding me? Watching Bravo sitting on

501
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:14,559
your egg? Yeah? Oh,
she would have preferred that. So he

502
00:35:14,639 --> 00:35:19,119
needed more money to mount further expeditions, and while he found support from several

503
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:22,599
rich backers, it wasn't enough and
they actually auctioned off one of the twenty

504
00:35:22,599 --> 00:35:28,320
five eggs. Someone has a dinosaur
egg. Not just someone. Oh god,

505
00:35:28,599 --> 00:35:31,480
a university does. Okay, that's
sweet. Well university has the egg.

506
00:35:31,599 --> 00:35:37,599
Okay. So Andrews collected five or
fifty thousand dollars in public donations in

507
00:35:37,639 --> 00:35:42,280
addition to the winning bid of five
thousand dollars for the egg, which was

508
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:47,480
won by mister Austin Colegate and given
to Colgate University as a gift. Um.

509
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:52,239
Sweet, you guys want to do
a national treasure. We're gonna steal

510
00:35:52,239 --> 00:35:57,239
the egg. Steal let's steal the
egg? Is the security Colgate can't be

511
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:04,400
It's not a sophisticated to me.
No, where is Colegate. It's in

512
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:06,800
the northeast, maybe New Hampshire or
something like that. I don't know.

513
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,119
Look it up. Look it up. I'm gonna guess it's in New Hampshire.

514
00:36:09,159 --> 00:36:13,480
But listen Toothpaste University keeping that egg
out my hands. All right,

515
00:36:14,199 --> 00:36:20,400
it's just in Hamilton, New York. This yeah, that's easy. We're

516
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,519
gonna get this. We're getting this
Egg's Colgate Ivy League. No, it

517
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:30,639
just sounds Ivy League, yeas,
Yeah, it kind of sounds more Tory

518
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:32,440
than Ivy. It sounds ivy League
to me. No, it's a nice

519
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:36,559
school because I so, I grew
up in University City. All the schools

520
00:36:36,559 --> 00:36:40,280
are named after universities, and most
of them are Ivy League. Well there's

521
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:44,519
eight and then you throw it and
then there's like Colgate and Stanford are also

522
00:36:44,559 --> 00:36:47,800
in there, so I always confuse
Colgate Stanford obviously, I know it's it's

523
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,280
just a Colgate grad China. They're
stopping in. Well, another one is

524
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:54,400
Perdue. I don't know how that
got in there. Come on, it's

525
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,639
just like a Chico State drive.
What the fuck is that doing? They

526
00:36:58,679 --> 00:37:02,760
got a strangle hold on ash knots
on the moon, true produdos. They're

527
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,119
the real space you now, you
guys, We get them there. They

528
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:10,079
finished the job. They cross the
line. They just fire the rockets.

529
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:15,880
Yeah, all right, in under
a lucky star another book by Andrews,

530
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,159
he recounts many I hate these book
names, by the way. Yeah,

531
00:37:19,159 --> 00:37:22,360
it's a very bad book name many
dangerous encounters the desert provided. In one

532
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:27,599
instance, Andrews was on his way
back from a supply run when he encountered

533
00:37:27,639 --> 00:37:30,400
some bandits. He was driving down
a steep slope when he saw at the

534
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:36,280
bottom four men with rifles on horseback. I mean, Western China now is

535
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:40,960
probably a pretty lawless place. I
can't imagine then, Like, I don't

536
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:45,119
even know if the Chinese government extends
out that far. No, considering that

537
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:50,079
they were how long the Chinese Civil
War went on for a while, and

538
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:53,360
then the Western China. China's never
really given a hot funk about. West

539
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:59,199
Western China is kind of like western
Texas. Yeah, there's stuff out there,

540
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:00,239
man, you don't know what it
is. It's just there, no

541
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:04,679
one else. It's also touch in
Mongolia, which is another lawless place at

542
00:38:04,679 --> 00:38:08,760
this time. Yeah, but no
one. He couldn't turn around on the

543
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:14,840
rocky slope. Andrews decided his best
course of action was to hit the gas.

544
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:17,280
Yeah, smart horses can't do that, yep. So he went full

545
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:22,320
speed at the bandits on the horses. The horses went mad with fright.

546
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,400
The bandits tried to reach for the
rifles, but found that all their effort

547
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:29,559
was needed to stay on their horses. Good new, by the way,

548
00:38:29,559 --> 00:38:32,199
If he hit one of those horses, he dead. Oh yeah, you're

549
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:36,760
a star from the twenties. Yeah, yeah, going downhill full speed.

550
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,920
You want to know what most the
worst part of car accidents were back then,

551
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:44,400
and it was like, really really
bad. What's up the glass?

552
00:38:45,039 --> 00:38:49,559
Because back then the glass was glass. Yeah, so you got people fucking

553
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:55,840
mangled by shattered windshields back in the
day, like absolutely, like just it's

554
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,519
just like a tornado of glass just
hitting you quickly. Like people got fucked

555
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:07,440
up in car accidents. You ever
see the old pedestrian bag thing that comes

556
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:13,199
out before you hit somebody, the
air bag still hit them. Well,

557
00:39:13,199 --> 00:39:15,320
now it's fun. You're denying them
a ride if you don't. Yeah,

558
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,760
the condition is you have to now
drive them in that thing to theirs,

559
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,280
all right, which is another chore
you have. Yeah. Yeah, so,

560
00:39:24,519 --> 00:39:29,840
um he drove right at them.
Bandits ran away. Uh, took

561
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:34,280
a couple of shots, Um didn't
hit them. Another incident in the desert

562
00:39:34,679 --> 00:39:37,760
had Andrews and his team nervous to
sleep in their own camp at night,

563
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:42,679
oh or wild dogs. The team
had their camp set up on the high

564
00:39:42,679 --> 00:39:47,480
ground, and on one particularly cold
night, a great number of incredibly poisonous

565
00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:52,440
pit vipers slithered up the slope seeking
warmth. Because heat rises, as we

566
00:39:52,519 --> 00:40:00,119
know the horde of pit vipers.
I also, but does heat rise on

567
00:40:00,159 --> 00:40:02,719
a hill like that? That doesn't
seem accurate at all. Yeah, it

568
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,559
was because they had a fire going, and it might have been the fire,

569
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,199
because you don't get warmer the higher
up you go, it gets cold

570
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:15,039
one earth. Yeah, he doesn't
rise in that way. Bam. Could

571
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:21,159
we just prove science wrong, prove
someone wrong, prove this guy's story wrong.

572
00:40:21,199 --> 00:40:24,280
Maybe not his story. But I
just said heat rises because there was

573
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:28,920
a call back to you last week. What Gabby said? Heat rises?

574
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:36,559
Oh with the attic lady. Oh. So. The first to notice was

575
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,679
Norman Lavelle, a motor engineer on
his team, who saw one of the

576
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:45,000
serpents crossing a patch of moonlight into
his tent. Lavelle was about to get

577
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:49,320
out of bed to kill the snake
when he thought to look around before putting

578
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:52,760
his bare feet on the ground.
He noticed two snakes coiled around the post

579
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:58,639
of his bed in the original emersion
from under a gasoline box near the head

580
00:40:58,719 --> 00:41:01,760
of his cot. So his thing
is just covered in snakes. Very Indiana

581
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:07,199
Jones. Yeah, this is classic
Indie. Lavelle was not the only one

582
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:12,480
to encounter vipers. Many others found
snakes hiding in their shoes and caps among

583
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:16,719
their rifles. Fortunately, the cold
temperature has made the snakes sluggish and slow

584
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:22,719
to strike. The men killed forty
seven snakes in their camp that night.

585
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:28,880
Good God, I want to know
what a slow snake sounds like? A

586
00:41:29,519 --> 00:41:36,760
nay, guess do it? I'm
gonna do it. Oh by, I

587
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,440
hate killed, dude. I killed
a scorpion the other day in my neighborhood.

588
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,559
And even match like stepping on one
of those with a shoe on,

589
00:41:40,639 --> 00:41:45,519
and I'm just like, it's bad
when bugs are fine and easy to kill

590
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:51,440
snakes, Just man, I gotta
get like a hatchet shout. And by

591
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,639
the way, the process, the
shovel's not gonna work nearly as well as

592
00:41:53,639 --> 00:41:57,880
you think. It's not gonna cut
it clean, No, get it a

593
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:01,719
few times on the shovel. And
then also like just stepping on a spider

594
00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:06,079
or something. You never know if
it's gonna explode with a hundred baby spiders

595
00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:07,679
either. Yeah, if it's a
big end, that's true. That shit

596
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:14,679
sucks. Everyone came out of the
incident unbitten and unscathed, but certainly much

597
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,480
more worry. I wouldn't be sleeping
that night. It's like, we're gonna

598
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:22,280
be kidding, We're gonna stay awake
till sunlight. Oh my god, it'd

599
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:28,400
be horrible. Yeah. Andrews even
calls how he was frightened and how he

600
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:34,000
screamed when he sometime later stepped on
something soft and round, to his embarrassment.

601
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,880
In fortune, it was only a
coiled rope, so it doesn't matter.

602
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:43,440
Would immediately be like, isn't Indiana
Jones like classically afraid of snakes?

603
00:42:43,519 --> 00:42:46,480
Yep, they can. They mentioned
this here. The experience certainly made Andrews

604
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:54,000
share Indiana jones dislike of snakes.
Yeah, certain to sound familiar. Andrews

605
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,599
thought there was still much to be
learned in the Gobi Desert, but political

606
00:42:58,639 --> 00:43:05,599
situations in Mongol and China forced him
to suspend expeditions after nineteen thirty. Andrews

607
00:43:05,639 --> 00:43:08,400
found that his team was severely restricted
in the work they were allowed to and

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the data they could record, not
to mention the drastically increased levels of physical

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danger they faced from bandits and others
hostile towards outsiders. It was a bandit

610
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due it's like rob you and kill
you. Oh there's a lot of like

611
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grave robbers and tomb robbers back then. Bandit's like it's like I feel like

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a robber or a highwayman. You
know, they're like, um, they're

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almost like freelancers. They work alone
type of thing. But a bandit,

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it's part of a group, you
know, like a bandit's part of a

615
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gang. It's like a marauding group
of bandits. Yeah, yeah, bandits

616
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a little more. I was looking
into doing Howard Carter who found King Tut's

617
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Tom and he still should we will
at some point. But um, they

618
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got everything kind of like clear it
out, all the sand and everything for

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ten days. Found out a bunch
of Americans were coming into the town and

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just filled the entire thing with sand
again like that, we'll get back to

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the we'll redo our work after they
leave because they'd steal it. Yeah.

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Oh man, Looting antiquities probably was
such a big problem. It was such

623
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a big market back then. Oh
yeah, don't even back the like the

624
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reason most of the there's nothing in
most of tombs is because if they've been

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looted for two thousand years, three
thousand and four thousand years kind of.

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But the twenties is really where when
it popped off. It's when it popped

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off again. But several times through
history people, I mean, I mean

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we even discussed in the Egyptian catacombs
or whatever, the general generals, like

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the foremen were going in and stealing
shit every day. Well when they were

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making them. Yeah, yeah they
were, and they were, and they

631
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threatened to steal more. They're like, you know what if you're not gonna

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pay us, fuck you, I'm
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Yeah you dick, which I probably
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they did. And they wrote inscribed
like curses on the wa Yeah, scare

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people off. I bet. I
mean that probably did ward off a lot

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of idiots back then. Yeah,
it's warded off some for sure. Father,

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I'm sure we're like, get idiot, what are you talking about?

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To take the gold? It's fine, it's fine, cursed, it's just

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of his life writing about his many
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in nineteen sixty in his eighties.
He died in his eighties. It's good

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life. Yeah. It is widely
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Henry Jones Jr. While George Lucas
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specific real model for jones character.
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there, like I said, like
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Tomb of the Pharaohs. Yeah,
like always, we need more of that,

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agreed. There needs to be more
like National Treasure type shit and not

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that stupid show they made. Needs
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making a third National Treasure. Great
and it's not Steve's On. It's the

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guy from Hangover. I can't think
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would be a good shoe in the
Yeah, yeah, the same diffy justin

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Bartha. Yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah. But yeah, there was a

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bunch of stuff like that where it
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Temple of the Mayans, and like
they this adventure and it's always just some

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literally Indian Jones, almost like an
amalgamation like stereotype of that character. Yeah,

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it's vines, quicksand Stubble, which, by the way, back then

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00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:52,400
in the thirties, Stubble was like
that's beat nick shit, dude, it's

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yeah, it's like a rough person. Shit, you're clean shaven with a

663
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,480
mustache some shit like that. Yeah. Andrews even consistently wore a ranger hat

664
00:47:00,559 --> 00:47:05,639
and carried a whip on his expedition. Oh come on, oh man,

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00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,960
this just reminded me of this Indiana
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666
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this summer before I started, there's a

667
00:47:13,599 --> 00:47:15,280
kid and trapped in a pit of
alligators. Yeah, I had to swing

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my way out on fine. It
was right there by the dorms, you've

669
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done. Um, but no.
There's this kid who's in my group of

670
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kids, I guess, and he
was wearing one of those hats, and

671
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:29,119
like, you know, I was
just like, this kid's a goober or

672
00:47:29,159 --> 00:47:31,199
whatever. He's a bigger guy,
you know. Like, and so we're

673
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going around talking about what major we
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674
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:37,039
oh, I'm gonna do archaeology,
and everyone's like, oh cool. He's

675
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:39,599
like, I want to be like
Indiana Jones. And he held his hat

676
00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:44,480
up and everyone's like, holy shit, this is orientation. This is an

677
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,960
eighteen year old. Yeah, it's
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678
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:52,599
news for you. It's like,
you're so much like college fresh start.

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kind of were like, no,
I'm not getting laid all illega Jones and

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the Tomb of No Pussy. That's
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your dick gets buried in your pants. Is the Tomb of No Pussy.

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00:56:00,119 --> 00:56:05,719
dope. I absolutely recommend you get
their stuff to betting too. Everything goes

809
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:07,920
bad back on Fort Lush, ring
and Brows. Check it out. The

810
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:13,119
Tomb of Krusty Jim socks Man.
There was a minute, this is an

811
00:56:13,239 --> 00:56:16,119
embarrassing thing where like my mom was
taking me shopping for like clothes for college,

812
00:56:16,159 --> 00:56:19,800
you know what I mean, just
and it took me to like Old

813
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,039
Navy or something, and uh,
and there was like a cool like army

814
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:27,280
jacket like Charlie Kelly wears on it's
always sunny, And I was just like,

815
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:30,440
should I get that? Should be
like army jacket guy, should be

816
00:56:30,559 --> 00:56:32,880
this see. Yeah, well it's
not steel like valid, it's like a

817
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:37,519
Vietnam era fucking it'd be amazing if
you could steal that. That thought crossed

818
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:40,519
my mind, and then I was
like, don't do that. It is

819
00:56:40,599 --> 00:56:44,320
weird when you just start doing anything
at that age. It's like, am

820
00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:45,760
I this person though? Right?
And it's like, no, dude,

821
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,559
you're buying a jack? Is this
my identity? Yeah? I'm this guy.

822
00:56:49,639 --> 00:56:52,280
Now It's like everything has to be
tied to your identity too. It's

823
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:53,679
like, oh, decisions are hard. Huh. Yeah, dude, that

824
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:58,000
was a lot of Greek life though. It's like, I guess I'll wear

825
00:56:58,079 --> 00:57:01,280
boat shoes every day, and yeah, I don't know. I kind of

826
00:57:01,960 --> 00:57:08,920
always wear that ship being on a
lake. Sperry's wearing a lot of broken

827
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:13,039
stocks. Can't say I was wearing
boat shoes in Philly, No, probably

828
00:57:13,079 --> 00:57:15,960
not, Probably not. Yeah,
I can't imagine. I'm not good for

829
00:57:15,079 --> 00:57:20,599
running away in or fighting. No, unless you're on the deck of a

830
00:57:20,639 --> 00:57:22,239
ship. Yeah. If you find
yourself on the deck of a ship you're

831
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,679
holding across that belongs in a museum, you want to be in boat shoes.

832
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:30,239
Yeah, we're getting that dinosaur egg. It's good. We're coming Colgate

833
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:34,199
University. We're coming. You've been
put on notice. You'll smell us coming

834
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:36,960
from a stinky boat. It would
be I kind of want to try to

835
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,519
steal it, just to see how
hilariously easy it is to steal it.

836
00:57:38,639 --> 00:57:44,559
Also, whoever's Colgate's rival, and
like, Rowing should be stealing that egg

837
00:57:44,719 --> 00:57:46,880
every year. That would be fun. It's like, poor, poor egg

838
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:51,360
just falling apart because it keeps getting
touched. Oh, actually doesn't Colgate make

839
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:54,039
the tournament a lot? Uh?
I think they do. They make it.

840
00:57:54,119 --> 00:57:57,559
They're always like I just remember the
COVID year. They played like four

841
00:57:57,639 --> 00:58:02,280
teams over and over again, like
they played fourteen ye like routinely makes the

842
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:07,400
NC Double a tournament. I think
they're part of the Yes. But either

843
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:10,079
way, I think Axel type.
Yeah, they always make the once every

844
00:58:10,119 --> 00:58:14,159
ten years or something. No,
I think they make it regularly. It

845
00:58:14,199 --> 00:58:16,440
doesn't matter. It matters to me, none of this. Whoever, their

846
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:21,239
basketball rival is also steal that fucking
egg and play basketball with it. Help

847
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,079
us steal the egg and we'll play
basketball with it. Yeah, we'll play

848
00:58:23,119 --> 00:58:25,960
basketball with you. We'll do low
hoops so we can dunk the egg.

849
00:58:28,119 --> 00:58:31,760
You get one dunk. Everyone gets
to chuck the egg. Hopefully it's petrified.

850
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:38,960
It's not who is today's Hitler um
Unfortunately, unlike in the real Indiana

851
00:58:39,079 --> 00:58:45,119
Jones, it's not Hitler. It's
not Hitler. Uh. I don't like

852
00:58:45,679 --> 00:58:50,960
currents swept his friend away cold water. That was actually the basis for Shorty.

853
00:58:51,559 --> 00:58:54,639
What about Yeah? What about his
friends overestimation of his swimming abilities?

854
00:58:54,800 --> 00:59:00,239
Yeah? His friends arrogance. I
mean, I guess it would. Yeah,

855
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:05,440
bandits a muscle cramp to go to. You know who today's hitler is?

856
00:59:05,679 --> 00:59:09,760
Whoever said it was warmer on top
of a hill? Yeah? Not

857
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:15,000
the snakes. No, the snakes
were just I guess doing something that they

858
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:19,440
thought there was a fire. No, yeah, they and they could and

859
00:59:19,679 --> 00:59:22,119
they can sense warmth. Yeah right, probably know the tent is warm.

860
00:59:22,239 --> 00:59:25,400
Yeah, yeah, that's probably why
they are up there. Whoever said,

861
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:30,079
whoever came up with that? You
are? You? Are you today's hitler?

862
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:34,599
All I said was heat rises,
which is a common phrase. It's

863
00:59:34,639 --> 00:59:39,840
true, but it rises and then
cools air rises, warm air rises.

864
00:59:39,880 --> 00:59:44,920
It's not saying warm warm air rises. You just want to You just want

865
00:59:44,960 --> 00:59:46,239
to say that over and over again. We get it. You need to

866
00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:50,880
warm up to how I say warm? Do you say bagel? Bagel?

867
00:59:51,119 --> 00:59:57,239
Okay? Close? You learn anything
today? No? I wanted you know.

868
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,519
What I wanted to learn is what
the utility of the whip was.

869
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:07,719
There was none like really whip bandits. Yeah, I guess all right,

870
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,880
cool, they can fucking jog out
of whip range and shoot you. Whip

871
01:00:12,039 --> 01:00:15,400
range is short, it's not gun
range longer, and whip range just by

872
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,159
a smidge. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you think he'd ever go in there

873
01:00:19,159 --> 01:00:22,159
and be like, all right,
this is my find. Someone's contesting and

874
01:00:22,239 --> 01:00:24,199
you just whip an egg now that
Yeah, you just whip the whip their

875
01:00:24,199 --> 01:00:30,000
hand off the egg, and then
they're like, my egg, my egg.

876
01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,280
I'm the egg guy. I hate
being the egg guy, but I

877
01:00:32,519 --> 01:00:37,039
at least that. That's kind of
what I learned today was you got to

878
01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:40,920
accept what you're what makes you pop
off. You don't really that actually is

879
01:00:40,960 --> 01:00:45,079
a good lesson. You don't really
control. You're a narrative, yeah,

880
01:00:45,639 --> 01:00:49,440
or what you'll be known for.
So everyone ever who's like this should be

881
01:00:49,519 --> 01:00:51,199
known for this, or I should
be known for that. Fuck off,

882
01:00:51,719 --> 01:00:55,360
other people will, especially if you
put yourself out there to be known by

883
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:59,960
other people, and then you get
mad at other people for putting yourself out

884
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:01,599
there, and then they decide what
you're known for. And that's the thing.

885
01:01:01,880 --> 01:01:06,920
Fuck off. That's the thing when
like public figures, like especially politicians,

886
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:09,639
are like, well it's not fair
that I'm under this. You did

887
01:01:09,679 --> 01:01:13,039
it yourself. Yeah, or celebrities
too, it doesn't matter who you are.

888
01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,760
Yeah, it's like, oh,
I don't want to be known as

889
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:16,400
this anymore, or I shouldn't be
known as this. I should be known

890
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:20,679
as that, especially when artists are
like that album, I don't even consider

891
01:01:20,719 --> 01:01:22,559
that my first album. That's like, don't even listen to that. Shut

892
01:01:22,639 --> 01:01:25,599
up. When you have that mentality, that's how you rush Game of Thrones

893
01:01:27,199 --> 01:01:30,239
kinda. Yeah, when you get
overly important about I'm gonna move on to

894
01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:34,840
the next project. Okay, what
if the project's not there because you fucked

895
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:37,480
this project up? So we got
a Star Wars coming up? Fuck Game

896
01:01:37,519 --> 01:01:42,280
of Thrones, fuck this seeing everyone
loves this beloved national series. Yeah,

897
01:01:42,599 --> 01:01:46,480
International went bad. They didn't get
the thing. Yeah, anyone, I

898
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:49,679
know. We usually do this on
the pitch on who's in the game today?

899
01:01:51,599 --> 01:01:53,920
Humanity, the museum, Yeah,
the museum. They got a guy,

900
01:01:54,199 --> 01:01:59,880
they got the goodwill hunting of taxidermists. Yes, I will say that

901
01:02:00,639 --> 01:02:04,840
the child version of this guy is
a little bit of a hitler killing an

902
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:09,000
animals himself. How to tax it
dermy? Yeah, that's not it's We're

903
01:02:09,199 --> 01:02:15,519
the world's really lucky that he for
somehow had a healthy hobby of killing animals.

904
01:02:15,599 --> 01:02:20,320
Yeah. I don't know if anyone
recalls, but there's another famous childhood

905
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,000
Taxidermist. Netflix recently did a show. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, he's

906
01:02:23,039 --> 01:02:28,639
not known for that either. Yeah, just a quick blip his history.

907
01:02:28,719 --> 01:02:32,719
But yeah, yeah, so he
ends up going from Wisconsin to Asia.

908
01:02:35,280 --> 01:02:37,519
There were a lot of Again I
mentioned Howard Carter, who will do an

909
01:02:37,519 --> 01:02:44,280
episode on probably later. He discovered
King Tut's tomb, and uh, I

910
01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,239
was gonna try to do the whole
Curse of the Pharaoh and everything, but

911
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:50,440
kind of seemed like bullshit. Oh
you think what is But that's what you

912
01:02:50,519 --> 01:02:52,880
got to do, bunk at all. Yeah, that's the fun part.

913
01:02:52,039 --> 01:02:55,159
It's like they all died of coughing
fits. It's like, well, yeah,

914
01:02:55,199 --> 01:02:59,280
they were sitting in a bit of
color. Six of them died twenty

915
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:04,360
years later. Yeah, right,
they found King Tut's tube, and then

916
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:09,960
in nineteen seventy three they died surrounded
by their family, just like the prophecy.

917
01:03:10,079 --> 01:03:14,199
Slow, that's gonna be the curse
on everything. You're gonna die of

918
01:03:14,320 --> 01:03:20,199
old age. The king boy got
him, right, he gets everyone eventually.

919
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:23,639
That's how death works. Still my
favorite thing I think you've ever said.

920
01:03:23,719 --> 01:03:30,360
The show for curses the Gypsies,
just like Gaye gay Yeah, it's

921
01:03:30,360 --> 01:03:34,159
just the concept that finner is actually
the funniest concept for anything, because it's

922
01:03:34,199 --> 01:03:38,760
like anything or can be funny.
Thinner is just like fatter, just get

923
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:45,119
fatter. That's another good one.
That's like if you want to do like

924
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:47,840
a g rated or you could actually
make it r rated, but the Gypsies

925
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:52,960
just like nicer. So yeah,
it's like this. I think the gayer

926
01:03:53,039 --> 01:03:58,719
thing works though for like corporate American
Pride muff it does or doesn't it does?

927
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:02,800
Yeah, it's like our no go
raytheon ga they did. There was

928
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:06,000
a lockeed Martin sign that like they
really did that the other day because I

929
01:04:06,079 --> 01:04:09,039
saw it in the meme where it
was like my favorite, Oh no,

930
01:04:09,159 --> 01:04:12,960
it's real. The missiles are gay
now yeah. Yeah, well it's just

931
01:04:13,079 --> 01:04:15,320
like yeah, it's just like a
missile still bombing like you many children,

932
01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:18,400
but it's got like BLM and then
a Pride flag on it. Think about

933
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:25,199
the plane that dropped the nukes.
You know, like gay makes connecting dots,

934
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:29,039
you think connect named after his mom. His mom's name was an old

935
01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:34,199
gay. Yeah. Anyway, thanks
for listening to this week's episode. We'll

936
01:04:34,239 --> 01:04:39,000
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941
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943
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944
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