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I always like to remind you that
our studios to Bilified Studios are in Fairport,

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New York, one of the coolest
places on the planet. Why is

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it one of the coolest places on
the planet because of places like Iron Smoke

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Distillery that provide great entertainment and great
beverages and just a fun environment. Like

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seriously, they were the first place
in the cannery in Fairport, and they

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prove that it worked, and now
everybody's over there. It's a fun place

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to hang out. But really the
anchor was Iron Smoke Distillery, which is

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an award winning distillery that uses locally
sourced grains. You're gonna love. They

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have something for every palette and when
you go in there, it's always a

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whole lot of fun. Why not
go in there tonight? You know what

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they got live band karaoke. You
get to sing with a live band,

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pick your song, they play it. You're a rock star. Have you

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ever fronted a band? If you
haven't, get down to Iron Smoke Distillery

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tonight beginning at seven thirty for live
band karaoke. Tomorrow night, my friend

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Steve Bartolata's All Star Jam kicks off
at seven thirty. Always a lot of

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fun. The sign up sheet will
be available up front for any and all

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musicians to sign up and jam again. That begins at seven point thirty on

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Thursday, June twentieth. All there
at Iron Smoke Distillery in Fairport, New

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York. Baby, Hey, it's
Bill. Consider this your official invitation to

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the Comedy Caravan at the Remedy inside
Finger Legs Gaming and Racetrack this Thursday night,

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June twentieth, beginning at seven pm. There's no cover, there's no

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ticket price. You just have to
be eighteen and have a valid ID.

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What's the comedy Caravan I am hosting. Then you're gonna see our friend Doug

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Phelps aka Dougie Fresh. You know
him from the podcast. He's gonna absolutely

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blow you away. And then our
headliner is Greg Owens, a comedy powerhouse

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who's gonna give you an uproarious set. You're gonna have great drink specials inside

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the Finger Legs Gaming and Racetrack at
the Remedy. You'll be able to kick

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back, blow off some steam,
laugh with us. It's gonna be a

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blast this Thursday night, beginning at
seven. Well. In this episode,

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our friend and comedian Doug Phelps is
back, it's been a few minutes.

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We talk about the stones and whether
or not I will go see them again

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on this tour. My brother and
I were talking about shit, man,

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we're going to Chicago to see him
in like two weeks. Let's go.

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Flights are cheap, We'll get the
cheap seats again. Fuck it. We

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had a great time, a great
time. We had so much fun hanging

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out together, and uh, and
then you go to Chicago. This morning

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my brother calls me and goes,
hey, man, I'm not so sure

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about Chicago. I go, yeah, no, I can't. I can't

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hack it. I can't do it. We discussed the lost art of the

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hang up and is it really effective? And then Doug admits to something,

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I've been stealing it since I was
a little kid. It tastes better when

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you steal it. Then, while
we were discussing whether or not the legalization

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of weed is cutting into liquor sales, Doug's nephew was walking by the studio.

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He came in and dented this.
None of my friends drink, except

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for like, if we're at a
place where it's like, okay, we'll

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squeeze in a beer too. But
for the most part. It's like,

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okay, once we're done for the
night though, well, Papa Gummy,

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we'll hit a pen or something and
then we'll just let it take a vape

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pen. Yeah, something like that. Like what did you think there's also

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like meat pens and water? Do
you think it was your apartment a pigpen?

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All that more coming up right after
this back of all trades. The

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name says it all. Leo says
everything you need. Not heat up your

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kitchen. That's right, pre made
meals ready for you to grab and go

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from Keisha's to salads to maybe you
want sandwiches. Oh, you could get

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some fresh baked bread or rolls,
and you can get all the boar's head

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meats. Did you know that Leo's
is the only official boar's head deli of

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distinction in the area. And I
gotta tell you, boars head meats are

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so much better. They even have
a grabbing go case. You can go

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right in there and pick up a
half pound of the boar's head London broil

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and go the American cheese boom.
We're ready, we got it. Oh,

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don't forget the mayonnatees. Somebody get
the bustard We're all set. You

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can make it. Go grab some
tomatoes, will slice those up. We're

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not heating up the kitchen. It's
delicious. It's all thanks to Leo's.

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Oh, and why we're there,
we might as well get some cookies or

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cakes or pies or whatever. They've
got it all Leos. What's the best

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thing about Leo's Everything on deskbats Drive
in East Rochester and open it day when

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your old career gives you lemons Throwing
some ice, mixing some vodka in color.

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A podcast from the Mac of All
Trade Studio in Fairport and driven by

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Victor Chrysler, Dods, Jeep Rams
Eats, Billified, The Bill Moran Podcast.

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Well, hello and welcome. Thank
you for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend.
That's how we spread the word about the

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pirate ship. Stucky freshing up.
Back, Baby, I'm back. I

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can't believe it's been fourteen days.
I'm losing my mind without your brother.

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I don't know what to do.
I've been eating Reese's cubs, I've been

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eating abbits. I'm chosen for some
Bilified. Oh buddy, I missed you.

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How you been happy? Happy late
Father's Day. I'm doing great.

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You know, yes, I'm doing
well. We got an air conditioner in

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here. Nobody's close thing you.
I'm cool. It's great because you know

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what, Doug, it's so hot
out. How hot is it? It's

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so hot out, Doug that the
ice cream man changed his sign to just

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cream Doug. It is so hot
out? How hot is it? I

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had sex with Aquaman and I don't
even feel gay about it. You've missed

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me too. I come on,
pal, come on, I heard a

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good one to day. What's that? There's three old guys in a nursing

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home and first guy goes, I
wish I could pee. Just it just

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triples. I wish I could take
a pee. The second guy goes,

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I wish I could take a dump
like I was in the military in twenty

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one, and the third guy goes, you push. He say, I

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take a strong pitch. It's seven
fifteen, and then I take a dump

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it seven thirty and they go,
why are you bitching? He goes,

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I don't get out of bed to
nine thirty. There it is. That's

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right, I'm I'm figuring out,
Doug. That the universe. No oh,

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I'm not feeling good today. What's
matter? But I don't know.

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I'm like tired and LOGI and achy. I went for like my three mile

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walk jog today to try to work
things out. And I think, I

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think you think that Chicago or Cleveland
just caught up to me. Oh,

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that's right, the Rolling Stones.
I think Cleveland just caught up to me

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because take Binaculars. Because with the
video, I saw you were so far,

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we were so far hog so high. So my brother called me and

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said, hey, what are you
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Cleveland. He's like yeah. So
he bought the tickets and everything, and

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I said, he goes. I
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one level down was three hundred dollars
more. Wow. Yeah, So I

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said, listen, when we get
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there, we had each ingested a
palette of beer. I mean, I

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think we counted it that we were
about twenty beers into the day by the

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time we got to the show.
Really, what are you drinking? Oh?

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A mix of everything. I mean
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It was Guinness all No, it
was IPA's, and it was lights and

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it was this it was like that
was everything. It was just a part.

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It was just we just were good
for you. Yeah. So,

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uh, we got into the show
and then just because my mother for Father's

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Day bought us Hackney Diamond shirts.
That's the name of the album and the

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name of the tour. Hackney Diamond
is when you break a car window to

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break into it and grab whatever's in
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is referred to as Hackney diamonds.
Huh. And I didn't either. I

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learned that there. So uh.
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So they came to my place and
I actually ironed them inside out to try

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to press them, and I go, I'm not fucking wearing these. We

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can't wear the Hackney. Now,
if I had a vined stone shirt,

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I would have done that, but
I don't have a vented by a shirt.

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At the stadium, no, no, by the time we got there,

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we went right into our seat and
on the merchandise line on the way

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out was way too much and I
always get him on the outside somebody man.

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No, I didn't even see it
anybody. So we uh, so

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we didn't wear them. And then
I think my mother was a little offended

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by this, and she was with
my sister, and I don't did your

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mom go to No, she was
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So how do they know you did
it with it? Because she wanted video

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or pictures and she could go where's
the ship? And I said, I'm

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not wearing the shirt to the show
that you can get me quick on your

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feet, like mom, you know
we were wearing them. Somebody bumped into

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me, spilled my beer all over
it. Mine got ruined. So it's

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a quick little white line, right, So this is what we sent her

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instead. But you have you probably
have to see this video, uh to

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actually fully fully appreciate it. But
my brother's name is Mars March. This

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is for you, you on March
March. We call our mother by her

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first name, which is I don't
know why we do that, but we

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have another kid does. We've been
doing that since we were little and uh

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uh you can tell in the beginning
as draw were fucking toasted toasted. But

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like we I drove back. I
was back here by two o'clock Sunday because

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my brother got on a flight and
he flew back to Portland, Maine.

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He was back in Kenning Bunk by
seven thirty eight o'clock, had Father's Day

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with his kids and went to bed. I came here, I did some

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work, I did some other stuff. I actually went for like a two

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mile jog. Uh yesterday, worked
all day. Today. I wake up,

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I go fu, and I go, what is it that the older

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you get? It's like cause,
then my brother and I were talking about,

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shit, man, we're going to
Chicago to see him in like two

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weeks. Let's go. Flights are
cheap, We'll get the cheap seats again.

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Fuck it. We had a great
time, a great time. We

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had so much fun hanging out together. And uh, and then you go

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in to Chicago. This morning,
my brother calls me and goes, hey,

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man, I'm not so sure Abouticaga. I go, yeah, No,

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I can't. I can't hack it. I can't do it. I

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can't do it. But the Stones
are gonna put out another album. They

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went into this album, which I
think is one of their best since the

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eighties, with like eighty songs.
So they picked the best ones and they

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have enough for another album in there
and maybe another tour if they're going.

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I mean, I would love to
see them when they're in their nineties.

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Please let that happen, and Nick
it was a two and a half two

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little over two hour show. Yeah
sounded great. I mean, didn't it

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sound right there? I mean you
were high up. I was high up.

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I was as long as you're there, enjoyed. We were one row

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away from the highest row. My
brother goes, Man, I'm so glad

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we weren't in that back row,
he goes, because I would have pissed

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out over the wall. And he
goes, and then it would have been

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why'd you get arrested in Cleveland?
Right? But what is it, Doug?

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You you were a drake? Like, here's the bad part. I

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start to worry a little bit because
I see things with my parents and I

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know what their alcohol consumption was back
in the day, and even a little

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older than me that I am currently, And I just wonder what the residuals

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of that will be. I have
been drinking at a pretty steady level every

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weekend, in a binge drinking way, and I'm not proud of this.

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Actually, since I was about fourteen
years old, Okay, since I was

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about fourteen years old, I would
say almost every single weekend, I would

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say, if you're not hurting anybody, and even hurting yourself, let alone

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hangover Zuri. Yeah, some of
regrets might have said something you know,

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life's gonna go on. No,
I get that. I'm saying, like

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health wise, that's what I'm working, you know what, buddy, Because

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then I look at the stones and
I go, fuck man. Keith should

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have been dead like years ago,
and right and Mick Mick. He was

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married to Jerry Hall, who said
she got him off Heroin. I'm like,

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off Heroin. Yeah, I didn't
do Heroin. I would say,

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as long as you're not hurting anybody, keep doing it. What makes hi?

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You don't know if tomorrow is gonna
come, you know? And I

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got I don't know if I should
say this in there. It's been on

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the news. But the gentleman in
Pittsford I got hit by the car on

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his bicycle. That was a friend
of mine father. It was a friend

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of your father. Yeah. So
I found that out Saturday. Oh,

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somebody text me. Yeah, I'm
sorry, you don't know you I know.

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So last Thursday I went out and
my golf league, I'm like,

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am I going to drink? So
I put five beers in my cooler or

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nine holes? Executive only only three
or four those were gone by nine,

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went home, had another drink printed
out. Some flyers picked my buddy up,

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took him to his bar he was
working at beer beer Shot Shot,

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Beer Beer beer Shot. Went home, had a friend take me to Noonan's

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beer shot Shot, ran in some
people, and then the person that gave

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me ride home. I texted the
next day said, hey, do we

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stop anywhere she goes? Yeah,
Whiskey River, Anchlotte. And you don't

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remember. No. Oh, so
that's letting nice. And I wasn't driving.

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No, I get that. I
understand. Look, we weren't driving

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in Cleveland. I think my uber
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right to get back or on the
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changed. The prices changed. If
it was three hundred dollars, let me

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ask you something is fifteen thousands.
Yes, drink kids justin Timberlake in New

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York City. Yes, just got
busted. The mug shot. The mugshot

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is fantastic. I haven't seen it. It's glassy eyed, it's I feel

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a little bit bad, and everybody's
going He's going to get this reduced.

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Uh. And it has nothing to
do with celebrity. It doesn't. Bruce

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Springsteting got a d w I few
years ago. He paid five hundred dollars.

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That was it. That's it,
that's it. That can suck because

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because hang on, because he's a
Democrat. No Democrats. It's got nothing

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to do with that. Okay,
he's Bruce Springsteen. No, it has

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nothing to do with any of that. Nothing really no, because all right,

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all right now I'm gonna have to
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say. I have a family member
who got a DWI, same thing we

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got it plutted played down to a
DWAI. First thing, it is a

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five hundred dollars fine, but what
here's what you don't know. You have

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to go through all the shit Bruce
did. Justin Timberlake, did you have

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to go to the impact panel?
Well, I don't know about Jersey,

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but New York State you have to
go to the impact panel. So Justin

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is gonna have to do that.
You have to uh, you may have

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to go to alcohol rehabilitation. You
do lose your license, you know you

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don't. You get a conditional license
for ninety days with a d w AI.

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These are all the things, so
it will be plied down. It

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has nothing to do with celebrity.
I think they got them as like as

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soon as he rolled five feet.
But look at you get all worked up.

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Look at you get all worked up. What is it? Hey,

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I joined alcoholics anonymous, I still
drink and use a different name it.

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We should crack a beer, but
I don't think I have any and I

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don't think it don't. Yeah I
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There's booze. But the uh yeah, so I was still feeling the

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residuals. But you yeah, I
think Bruce. All Bruce did was he

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he was on his motorcycle and a
bunch of people stopped him and asked him

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to do a shot. So he
did the shot and then drove off details

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and they got him. And I
don't think I don't think he even blew.

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I think they got him for drinking. He did the shot while sitting

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on his motorcycle and then drove so
they got him for literally having a beer

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open. But look at you get
all fired up. Man. It's a

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democrat. It's a democrat, that's
the thing. Why do you get all

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worked up? Does talk to me
about how do you what do you mean?

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Board? I think it would be
even I think there's been Republicans who've

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gotten away with stuff. Sure there
are. Yeah, all right, what's

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the problem, No problem, you
do see you? No, hang on,

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hang on now, I want to
know how are you feeling about the

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election coming up? Now I thought
about it. There's gonna be too much

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of that. I'm gonna I have
no control over it. I know who

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I'm voting for. I'm not watching
the debates or anything, because it's just

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it's more sad for America than anything. Oh yeah, I think you're right.

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I think you're right. Just hoping
for the future. Somebody comes in

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and yeah, well gas prices alone
and economy and inflation. Yeah, well,

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we got our big show coming up
Thursday night at the Remedy inside the

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I forget all gaming and raout.
What are you talking about? I'm joking.

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You haven't don my look at my
blanket. I'm trying new comedy.

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Are you? Have you tried new
material? I'm excited because somebody said to

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me, are you nervous? And
I go no, because I'm just the

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MC for this. I don't have
to be nervous. I get up there

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and I could lay a big turn
on the stage and you got to go

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up next. It's no big deal. Twenty minutes you wanted, Yeah,

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that's what you wanted. Twenty minutes. I've done fifteen. This is gonna

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be twenty. Yeah, first time
stretching it. I haven't stretching it.

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Yeah, Well, don't worry about
it. Whatever, you don't whatever,

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listen to me. I'll say this, and I was gonna say it on

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the podcast, and I don't want
you to be offended by it. Do

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whatever you think is your strongest set. Don't worry about the time. The

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time thing is I always I always
worry when people give you absolutes, But

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like, if you're an MC,
you should probably keep it to a tight

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ten because other people should have the
wiggle room, right. But I also

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always figure if it's a show that
I'm put together or a show that I'm

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seeing, and we say that it's
got to be this long, if somebody

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goes a little short, it's going
to be right around twe I'll go longer

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they're in between, and if somebody
goes uh long, I'll go shorter in

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between. It doesn't matter to me. I mean, I I just get

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up there, baby, and I
just it's just it's just me. It's

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everybody is what you get, baby, unless you got a six pack.

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Wow, then then we might be
going along. We might be going way

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long. So I'm going to be
working as the stuff. It's been a

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busy week. Wait wait wait wait
wait, it's Tuesday. Yeah, the

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show's Thursday. You wouldn't mean you're
gona be working on some stuff, going

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over some stuff? Yeah, maybe
any new material, anything new in your

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life that that's come along. No, No, just this. I just

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haven't had the time to practice.
Yeah. Yeah, but you want all

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this stuff I do. Yeah,
but I'm still not. I sometimes worry

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about here. Here's what I would
tell anybody. If you have a speech

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to give, or you've got a
public presentation to give, I always think

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that sometimes you're you. If you
try to go and memorize it, you'll

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sit there at a point and go, god, damn, I miss that

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or or whatever, and it may
hit you while you're doing the thing,

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so you're not in the moment.
You're in your head. And to me,

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the greatest thing to do is like
I would be almost like you know,

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the Buffalo Bills, don't practice day
before the game, don't don't do

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it. Any of it Easier said
than done. You will just but no,

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no serious stuff because that way,
when you get there, you're a

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little looser, a little more relaxed, and he can play in the moment.

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And sometimes something happens where you've got
the perfect joke and you know it.

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But if you're so rigid in your
set as to this goes first and

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you know, I got block A
and block B and black C, which

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is I understand that, but it's
sometimes it's flowing around. Well, I

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don't have the audience experience to float
around and audience participation work with audience.

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I haven't done that at all.
Oh, because the shows I've done,

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they don't want you to do.
Yeah, yeah, the MC, I

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don't do whatever you want because I'm
going to talk. I'll talk to the

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audience. Yeah, I'm going to
I might do that a little more.

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But I think who's coming to support
the Dougie Frost my father, Yes,

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goddamn it, Let's give him a
mic and let him do five minutes.

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Jesus five minutes. No, five
minutes, Dave Phelps, Dave, I

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know you're listening right now. He's
on the edge of if you come far.

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We'll give you five minutes, but
a tight five. Dave that way.

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If Doug only goes fifteen, there's
this twenty Now I'm kidding. I'm

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kidding. I'm kidding. Now.
I saw him Saturday for her father's Yeah,

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it was it was good. We
watched the US Open, we played

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cards. We're going to turning Stone
to Marrow to play bingo. Look at

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this. Yeah, yeah, you
fucking you got an exciting life over there.

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Yeah, my god, picking them
up and now Bingo is a great

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place to meet older chicks. Yeah. I don't look for the older ones

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wearing the gold or the silver.
No, what do you look for?

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I look for the ones they have
the most Bengo bars. Oh really,

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because they grabbed that dabber and it's
the followed best hand job this side of

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the Mississippi. When they got twenty
boards. All you gotta do is sit

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back, pull the pants down,
and yell you're not what it is?

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It is, That's what it is, as simple as that. You got

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to know what you're going after.
Bill. You know, I heard a

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dirty joke today. I want to
hear it. I heard it is actually

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a ninety seven year old woman telling
it to her ninety six year old boyfriend

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and his son. She was telling
this joke. She said, Uh,

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you know, there was a man
and a woman and every day he would

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come home and he'd say hello,
dear, and she'd say hello dear,

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and he would walk over. And
she had a bunch of friends over and

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he would walk over to her and
she would pull down a zipper, pull

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out his pecker, give him a
kiss on the packer, put the packer

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back and there, and zip it
back up. And her friends were aghast

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and went, oh my god,
what are you doing? She said,

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have you smelled his breath? I
had a eighty six year old uber rider

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today eighty six? Yeah, and
turned her eye. Go can I smell

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your pussy? And she certainly not. I go, it must be your

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feet. Next day, Boom Tuesday, loving it. We're back, baby,

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We're back the eight materials. But
this will be a lot of fun

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Thursday night, and it's free.
We're doing the podcast too out there.

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So the podcast will start taping around
five five and then I'm hoping to wrap

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it by six thirty and then we
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a plan. So I may bring
my clothes to change into maybe I'll change

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there. I'm not sure, and
then not that you need to know that,

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and then yeah, we go seven
to nine with the show. We'll

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begin at seven. It's uh free, come on in. All you need

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is to be eighteen and have a
valid idea and bring your life. That's

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it. Yeah, either you're twenty
one, valid hundred and twenty one.

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They want your idea to eighteen to
get in there. Eighteen. Yeah.

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My cousin Karen, who lives in
Farmington, Yeah, excuse me, it's

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coming. This will be the first
time she's ever seen me, so she's

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very excited. Okay, Yeah,
are you nervous about that? I'm always

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nervous before I go out state?
Nobody. How about what does it get

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worse when there's family members in there? They're gonna sit in back? I

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guess up front. I think I
told him that. You said, do

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you have to sit in the back? Yeah, because I remember being at

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a show once and looking down and
seeing uh, somebody like somebody I had

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at Fisher like in the front row, and I was like, yeah,

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and it's all you start thinking about
if I do play with the audience,

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I don't want the folks right there. Yeah you know, yeah, yeah,

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ros back. Yeah, so Dave
sit up front. I had I

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was working a whiskey sunday. I
can't remember her name, but it was

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it was kind of busy, and
the lady came up. I just I

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got to tell you I love you
on the podcast on Tuesdays. Yeah,

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I've got a couple of all right, three people just strangers. Thanks for

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listening. Yeah, you know,
we're growing. We're growing. The podcast

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is growing and uh, which is
fantastic. And I won't discuss specifics on

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here because then everybody goes and I
just don't. I just don't give a

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ship enough. But that's great.
I got their opinions, and opinions are

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like assoles everybody's got. Oh,
I don't care about the opinions. I've

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been doing this long enough to not
care. This though, is a different

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medium, and it's measured differently.
So if I start saying something, you'll

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be challenged into you must be lying, or this can't be true, or

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I so, I just my thing
is fifty three. You don't have to

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lie to you. No, No, I'm not, but I'm I'm not

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fifty three and fifty I'll be fifty
four, next year, next month.

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Good, that's great, that's good. Are you gonna uber We're gonna have

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drinks for what my birthday? Dumbass
one? Is that it's July twenty seventh,

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twenty seven working. I think I'm
out of town. Wait wait,

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wait, what's the weekend? Is
that a weekend? Yes, it's Saturday.

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Yeah I am. I am in
the Adirondecks. Okay, yeah,

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I can't believe me that one.
I'm doing a uh falling asleep a strangerselves

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again with your pants down. That's
fun. I've done that. No,

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but those people will be on this
on this trip, well it's gonna be

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Is it one of those parties where
you have to lock up your cell phone

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so nobody can take pictures of it? No, I haven't. I haven't

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been told that. Okay, but
actually my son's gonna come with me.

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We'll everybody's rented u TVs, the
all terrain vehicles, but these are like

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the bigger. They're called u TV, not a TV. Okay, And

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you go down the trails from bar
to bar. It's all day Friday safe

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idea, and then uh, then
there's a Saturday and a breakfast Sunday and

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everybody's out Thursday night banded, you
know, from thing to thing. I'm

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gonna make Bill fight Sunday. Just
give me next to the microphone. We

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can do this. Yeah, so
that should be a good time. But

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that well, we'll have to do
it maybe the weekend after. Yeah,

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yeah, because I've got I'll be
working, so I don't think I'm gonna

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get Wow, you're gonna be working
on your birthday? Yeah, yeah,

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So I figure if anybody wants to
come see me, they can. Yeah

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before still come in and drink.
And my friends are building a house right

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around the corner. Okay, they
should be done in the next two or

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three weeks. So the plan is
have fun there right walk to their gotcha

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crash? All right, so very
good. All right, Well, take

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a moment when we come back.
The art of the hang up, Our

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art of the hang up of the
hang up. We'll get to that next

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right after this. If you're ready
to make this this summer you'll never forget,

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then you've got to get to Victor
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433
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how did I pull that one out? Eighty or eighty one? Yeah?

434
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,240
My wish I phone hanging on the
telephonotory. Is this not a dated

435
00:28:30,319 --> 00:28:33,200
song or what oh yeah, right, and if you listen to it,

436
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:44,400
it almost has a modern sound.
Now now it's I text you all the

437
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,759
time? Yeah right, you know
I got to block your number. I

438
00:28:45,759 --> 00:28:49,160
text you all the time. Uh
did you ever hang up the phone on

439
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:55,519
somebody? You ever get so frustrated
you've just clicked out of besides my parents,

440
00:28:55,519 --> 00:29:00,920
you've hung up on your parents.
See the problem with the hang up

441
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:03,720
now, I don't have anybody hang
up on. Yeah, that's true.

442
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:07,440
But the the problem with the hang
up now is it's not as effect.

443
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:11,839
It's not it doesn't have the same
dramatic effect. No, you used to

444
00:29:11,839 --> 00:29:15,039
be able to. We had a
yellow phone that hung in the kitchen on

445
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:18,759
the wall, and you can you
could leap across the kitchen table and just

446
00:29:18,839 --> 00:29:23,519
hang that thing. My point,
And yes, right exactly, you hang

447
00:29:23,599 --> 00:29:26,799
up on somebody on the cell phone, they call you back, He did?

448
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:30,359
I just disconnected? Right, and
then you have to explain yourself.

449
00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:33,880
No, you fucking idiot? Why
do I talk you ever again? Yes?

450
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,920
Well, so, I think I
think that the hang up is a

451
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:41,480
very h controlling move. I think
it's I don't like it. I'm not

452
00:29:41,640 --> 00:29:45,400
I'm not a fan of it because
you grew up with it. What do

453
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:49,440
you mean the hang up when you
had the rotary phone? Yeah, yes,

454
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,039
it doesn't even compare to just no
pushing a button. No. But

455
00:29:55,079 --> 00:29:57,880
what I'm saying is I just think
overall, I think it's a weak move.

456
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:03,599
I think it's a move where you're
trying to control a situation and you

457
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,680
really can't, and if you're an
adult, you should just kind of wait

458
00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:10,400
it out. I've even had the
passive aggressive move done to me where it

459
00:30:10,559 --> 00:30:12,480
just sits in silence. So I'll
just sit in silent, I'll push mute

460
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:15,519
on my phone and just start laughing, and I'll just wait it out.

461
00:30:15,799 --> 00:30:19,160
I'll wait it out because I'm not
going to hang up right now. I

462
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,559
know I have. I know I
have, and I am guilty of it.

463
00:30:22,599 --> 00:30:26,440
I'm a bit of a hypocrite for
saying that. And I have slam

464
00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,279
phones down in the past. I
have picked them up and re slammed them.

465
00:30:29,319 --> 00:30:32,640
I may have done it three or
four and I'm like, right,

466
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:37,440
should I ask with who? I
have a couple of good ideas now.

467
00:30:37,519 --> 00:30:41,559
I'm thinking one where I actually chipped
the phone and it might have been a

468
00:30:41,599 --> 00:30:47,119
girlfriend back in college or something.
Yeah, there's annoying me. She was

469
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,400
whatever, okay, But then after
that, No, I'm trying to remember,

470
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,480
because I don't think they we didn't
have your wife or anything. No,

471
00:30:53,559 --> 00:30:56,880
because we didn't have that phone.
Then even twenty years ago, you

472
00:30:56,920 --> 00:31:00,480
didn't. We had the phone that
was the antenna, but you still pushed

473
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,440
a button. You could. You
didn't have that beautiful fucking hang up on

474
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:07,440
the cradle thing like when I used
to from here to you got it,

475
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:11,599
Like when we would call timmy Lesorda
and you could hear me go, what

476
00:31:11,519 --> 00:31:15,920
oh cook calling me, I'll kick
your ass and then here just because he

477
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,720
couldn't hang up the phone, and
it was great, and that added to

478
00:31:18,799 --> 00:31:22,119
the humor for us, which was
torturing this guy. But I bring this

479
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:27,960
up because I have a fourteen year
old son and I should be flattered by

480
00:31:27,960 --> 00:31:32,519
this. I wasn't really sure what
to think of it. Uh, He's

481
00:31:32,559 --> 00:31:34,039
been texting me going, hey,
can I come up? Can I come

482
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:38,359
up and hang out with you?
And I wasn't sure of timing things that

483
00:31:38,359 --> 00:31:41,519
were going on and some other stuff. And then I was finally like,

484
00:31:41,559 --> 00:31:44,359
you know, what what am I
doing? Right? What am I doing?

485
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,640
I love hanging I love spending time
with this kid. I miss him

486
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:51,640
tremendously. So I work it out
with his mom for some dates. And

487
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:52,039
she said, do you want me
to tell him or do you want to

488
00:31:52,079 --> 00:31:55,160
call him and tell my son?
I'll I go where is he? He's

489
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,400
in the living room. I'll call
him right now. So I call his

490
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,799
phone and I said, listen,
uh, I'm really sorry, but we're

491
00:32:00,799 --> 00:32:06,559
not going to be able to get
together. And he hung up. He

492
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:08,839
was so up, backfired because I
was going to say in the month of

493
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:13,319
June. That was whole plan.
I had this whole plan. I was

494
00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:16,839
gonna go lead you right up to
it. And then no, he hung

495
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:22,920
up. So I called back and
he goes, hello, and I said,

496
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,240
you didn't let me finish. I
said, I was gonna say we

497
00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,519
weren't gonna be able to get together
for the month of June, and you

498
00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,359
know, but you come up for
July for a couple of weeks, and

499
00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:37,319
and his mother text me going he
looked absolutely crushed. The look on his

500
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,680
face. Wait, I should I
should feel pretty good, and I said,

501
00:32:40,079 --> 00:32:42,799
and I wrote to her, I
said, I'm sorry, I hope

502
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:45,440
I didn't say anything off bad bad
dad joke. But but here's the thing.

503
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:50,440
He's fourteen. I get it.
I would like to, though,

504
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,720
try to in a very polite way. I'm not with him every day.

505
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,119
It's a little different for me,
but I'd like to say hanging up is

506
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:02,039
a weak thing to do. You
should wait to hear the personnel. You

507
00:33:02,519 --> 00:33:07,400
look in my mind when you hang
up, why are you smiling like this?

508
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:10,559
Why are you smiling? I wanted
to tell me if I'm wrong,

509
00:33:10,799 --> 00:33:15,000
tell me if I'm wrong. You're
talking to a boss boss because you have

510
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:16,839
you hang up the phone. Do
you look like a stupid employee and then

511
00:33:16,839 --> 00:33:19,839
you're gonna come in? You got
all that tension in his other thing?

512
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:22,240
That employee is dead. I understand, I know you had this. All

513
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:24,359
I'm saying, no, no,
no, no, no no. The

514
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:27,640
one with Jamison, I don't.
I don't really have a problem with.

515
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:30,559
What I'm saying is the hang up
with it on adults. Here's the thing.

516
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:35,839
My old man, he's seventy eight
years old. He talks to an

517
00:33:35,839 --> 00:33:38,599
old coworkers. They were teachers,
and the guy has hung up on him

518
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,240
like two or three times. My
father was very very upset, so he

519
00:33:43,319 --> 00:33:45,359
had come up from my son's graduation, and it had bothered him so much

520
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,119
he brought it up to me.
He goes, I'm gonna have to say

521
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:51,519
something to this guy about hanging up, and I agree. I go,

522
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,480
yeah, the hang up to me, it's a it's a power move,

523
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,359
and I get it. You can
end the conversation, but gonna listen.

524
00:33:58,839 --> 00:34:04,000
This conversation is going to go sideways
fast, and neither one of us need

525
00:34:04,039 --> 00:34:06,640
that, so I'm gonna hang up. I've even done this. I have

526
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:07,800
done this. Now you tell me
if this is a bad move or not.

527
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:14,320
I had. I was producing a
very big radio show at the time,

528
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,039
so I wound up being in charge. I was basically like the program

529
00:34:17,079 --> 00:34:21,960
director, not even a producer,
but the program director of this one show.

530
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:24,840
It was an enormous radio show.
And I got one of these sales

531
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:29,480
managers called me up and goes,
he'd been bugging me about something. I

532
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,800
go, and I kept saying no, so I said to him. He

533
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:34,400
called me, and I remember standing
right in my bedroom and I go,

534
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,559
listen, I'm gonna give you sixty
seconds to say your piece again. I

535
00:34:38,599 --> 00:34:40,960
go, But then I'm hanging up
because I've already heard this. We've been

536
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,679
I and this is what I said
to him. This is how bad this

537
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,519
is. This is what it was
like to deal with me, and it

538
00:34:45,599 --> 00:34:47,960
still is like to deal with me. To be honest, I like to

539
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,800
think I've matured. I have.
And I go, I've been around the

540
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:55,039
block on this three or four times
already, you know my answer. This

541
00:34:55,079 --> 00:34:59,840
is ridiculous. But i will listen
for sixty seconds, and then I'm hanging

542
00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,559
up, and I said, you
know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna

543
00:35:01,599 --> 00:35:07,519
give you con I'm going to give
you a ten second countdown. Then I'm

544
00:35:07,519 --> 00:35:12,840
going. And so I hear the
guy and he's talking, and he goes

545
00:35:12,880 --> 00:35:15,239
okay, and he starts talking.
He's talking, he's talking, he's talking,

546
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,000
he's talk he's talking, and I
had a fucking stopwatch like in my

547
00:35:17,119 --> 00:35:22,639
hand, and then all of a
sudden, I go ten, I go

548
00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:28,360
five, four, He starts speeding
up, his voice goes up and octave,

549
00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:34,079
and I go, goodbye. Up
the phone, and I think that

550
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:37,760
was a flip phone. So I
got the little satisfaction of the slat,

551
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,559
a little bit of a slap.
But I warned that guy and he already

552
00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:44,800
knew and he was trying again for
some and I don't even remember what it

553
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:46,920
was. I just remember that I
thought, I thought that was a very

554
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:51,760
courteous thing of me. Sixty seconds
you can't get your point across. I

555
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,719
thought it was courteous of me to
say, uh, you know, this

556
00:35:53,800 --> 00:36:00,280
is what we're doing. Blah blah
blah. So I but I I think,

557
00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:04,239
don't you think hanging up as an
adult slamming the phone down in somebody

558
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:08,760
out of frustration is a weak move? You don't, I Well tell me,

559
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:12,199
I remember the last time I did
it. I've wanted to slam it.

560
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,360
I'm down, especially taking to go
orders, you know, yeah,

561
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:19,000
yeah, yeah, frustrated people.
Yeah, Hi, what can I get

562
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,639
you? We're gonna make it to
order? What do you want? Just

563
00:36:20,639 --> 00:36:22,280
a second? What do you want? You want that? And I'm like,

564
00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:28,039
okay, I'm busy. I half
hung up the phone doing that.

565
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:30,920
I won't say where, okay,
all right, but that's okay, narrow.

566
00:36:30,199 --> 00:36:34,000
I can understand that you're busy or
whatever, like, hey, call

567
00:36:34,039 --> 00:36:37,559
I would say that call back when
when you got the order ready, We're

568
00:36:37,599 --> 00:36:39,199
really staffed here, but someone will
grab the phone, That's what I would

569
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:42,360
say, And then on we go. I don't have time for it.

570
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,320
There's an old joke. You know, it has a big dick. It

571
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:50,039
hangs up, not a bat,
you just hang up. It was you

572
00:36:50,079 --> 00:36:54,519
know, it's got a big dicken, hangs up, motherfucker. I answered

573
00:36:54,519 --> 00:36:59,000
the phone once to an old girlfriend
about eighteen years ago. She was calling.

574
00:36:59,079 --> 00:37:01,920
I just answered what She hung up
on me, and I'm like,

575
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:07,280
okay, I frolled that trying to
be funny, and I don't think that

576
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:10,519
that's necessarily a weak move. I
think you scared her. You probably did.

577
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,719
I called back and she wouldn't answer. I called back. Her daughter

578
00:37:14,760 --> 00:37:19,880
answered, I'm not talking. I
got I was trying to be funny.

579
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:22,119
It was. Was it the error
of the cell phone where you could see

580
00:37:22,119 --> 00:37:24,519
who's calling? No? Uh yeah, you can tell who's calling if it's

581
00:37:24,519 --> 00:37:27,840
the error of the cell phone.
You see the number flash up there.

582
00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,039
Twenty years yeah, yeah, all
right, Well yeah, I've had I

583
00:37:30,119 --> 00:37:32,719
had one of my sons hang up
on me and I called him back.

584
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,400
Go listen. I know you're frustrated. I know that the things aren't going

585
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,639
the way you want. Don't ever
do that, especially to me, but

586
00:37:39,639 --> 00:37:44,559
don't do that to anybody hanging out. If you can even say you seem

587
00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:46,920
more happy after you said you give
him the whole he just said. He

588
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:51,800
sat there silent for a few seconds, and I said, listen, all

589
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:54,679
I'm all I'm telling you is you
look weak. And if you just say

590
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:59,079
to the person so you're surprising to
go over, well, now you're calling

591
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:01,599
them weak. And he's just like, I can't wait for the July.

592
00:38:02,079 --> 00:38:06,119
Yeah, not that kid the middle, This other kid. I have older

593
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:08,480
kids. I'm talking about an older
kid, an older kid who was frustrated.

594
00:38:08,519 --> 00:38:10,599
He's about twenty two. I have
three kids. Yeah, he's twenty

595
00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:14,320
two. I got this moment.
This guy was twenty two. I'm just

596
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,519
saying that guy had a frustration hung
up on me on something. I call

597
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:20,039
him work out. It was fine. I just said to him, listen,

598
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:23,000
don't make try not to make that
a habit, because it looks weak

599
00:38:23,199 --> 00:38:27,119
at least say much of a habit
of people calling up trying to tell a

600
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:30,559
joke and doesn't work out. Is
he going to have that's Oh, that's

601
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:34,239
Jamison he's talking about. That's not
what I'm talking about. I'm talking about

602
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,159
Jordan, who was trying to follow
me. I know, I'm all over.

603
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,239
Yeah, you are. But Jordan
was. It was a universe his

604
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,880
twenties and he's like, and I
go, buddy, that's a weak move

605
00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:46,000
when you do that. Try to
hang Try. I know you're frustrated.

606
00:38:46,079 --> 00:38:50,199
I got it. Just say listen
this guy, I'm not I really can't

607
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:52,519
have this conversation at the moment.
Let me call you back when I clear

608
00:38:52,599 --> 00:38:58,480
my head. That's way better than
the boom. You know what I'm saying.

609
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,880
You sound like a fucking holl Say
what is wrong with you? It's

610
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:04,480
all I'm saying, Doug. The
art of that, the art of the

611
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:07,880
hang up is gone unless they still
had the cradle where you could really fucking

612
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,079
make your point. That's an extra
point. A robbery phone, you can

613
00:39:10,159 --> 00:39:13,840
slam it. Well, you got
that, nobody. I was just gonna

614
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,679
ask you if you knew anybody,
I probably tell you what we should probably

615
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:20,440
get, what we should get,
what we should get one and so the

616
00:39:20,519 --> 00:39:22,599
idea of the hang up. Can
we get a funny one like a big

617
00:39:22,639 --> 00:39:24,760
dick or something from the show world? Slam that, Doug, I don't

618
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:27,880
want to be touching a big dick? Why not? Well, you're not

619
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:32,039
used to it. Hell, not
at all. I'm Irish, miss I'm

620
00:39:32,079 --> 00:39:37,039
not Irish. My mother from wash
my dad's what are you to do that

621
00:39:37,119 --> 00:39:40,800
joke? I'm doing the jack rabbit
joke, your favorite. Yeah, I

622
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:44,800
do like the jack rabbit the joke
that'll all be at at the wedding.

623
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:49,800
I like that. Thursday night,
seven o'clock at Remedy Finger Lakes Racing Casino.

624
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,880
Just come on down, gaming and
race will be a gaming and race

625
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:54,880
track. Now they sent a flyer
out or anything. Yeah, they send

626
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,719
all kinds of stuff I haven't got. Well, you're not on their list,

627
00:39:59,039 --> 00:40:00,400
so don't worry about it. But
it's all out there. They got

628
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:08,000
tons of them out there. People
are coming the front row rooms. I

629
00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:10,559
don't know. I think oxygen tanks
are in the back. There can be

630
00:40:10,599 --> 00:40:21,079
a lot of old pussy there.
Willie want What does that mean? What

631
00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:23,920
does that mean? What are you
trying to say? I'm saying you get

632
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:29,280
a horny ona happen? You'll know
if I am you like the older lady.

633
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,360
Oh my gosh. Absolutely, social
security. But your parents are there,

634
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,000
they'll be in a background. Yeah, but I mean, you know

635
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:39,079
you got to behave They can't remember
anything. And the case in point so

636
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:44,679
my some mother, Kathy makes potasto
once a year for me. So she

637
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:45,639
was in the other room when I
got there. I took a scoop and

638
00:40:45,639 --> 00:40:50,920
eate and I put the the container
back, but I had moved it,

639
00:40:51,559 --> 00:40:53,679
and she noticed it. After that, she couldn't remember anything for the rest

640
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,840
of the day, who was coming, where they were going, what they

641
00:40:55,840 --> 00:41:00,559
were doing when they were leaving Thursday, but she knew that they taste saled

642
00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:04,480
had been moved, and they bothered
her. I've been stealing it since I

643
00:41:04,519 --> 00:41:07,360
was a little kid. It tastes
better when you steal it. She just

644
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:13,000
stole a spoonful, and she was
annoyed. She's not annoyed. She's used

645
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,079
to it by now. Yeah,
she used to be annoyed. Okay,

646
00:41:15,079 --> 00:41:16,840
Oh I got in trouble for that. You did? Oh yeah from your

647
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,559
step mother? Yeah? What is
it like being yelled at by a step

648
00:41:20,599 --> 00:41:22,960
mom? Oh? She's so close
to me now, I mean, did

649
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,199
she yelly to you? I don't
think I've been yelled at a long time.

650
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,159
They'd been married forty two years,
was there? Yeah? I saw,

651
00:41:29,199 --> 00:41:31,000
I saw when I saw that on
on Facebook. Did you get him

652
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:35,119
something nice? Did you do a
romantic move for them. I mean,

653
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,639
did you help your dad pull a
romantic move or anything? No, all

654
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,119
right, you didn't get it int
of his elvis suit. And I don't

655
00:41:40,159 --> 00:41:45,320
know what he did. I don't
ask those questions. Love me to love

656
00:41:45,360 --> 00:41:52,079
me sweet. Did I leave the
iron on at fifty years old or fifty

657
00:41:52,159 --> 00:41:55,519
years old? Fifty fifty years?
Will do something special at fifty? Yeah,

658
00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:59,320
eight more years. How long was
you married to your mom? I

659
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,000
think eight years? Eight years?
Wow? Yeah? Yeah, no,

660
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:07,760
probably eight years. Yeah, your
mom remarried to she remarried now? And

661
00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,679
how long was she married? Oh? They were together almost as long for

662
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,159
forty years. Yeah, that's good. You know, starter marriages sometimes don't

663
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:22,360
work. Yeah, not that I
know anything about that, but I don't

664
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:24,599
know. I think happened. Everybody
gets a new car after seven years and

665
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:28,079
yeah, yeah, yeah, you
get a new fields. You know what

666
00:42:28,199 --> 00:42:32,039
has vagina? I mean new car
smell right, like I like those older

667
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:35,320
cars. They got a lot of
miles, but they're comfy. Yeah,

668
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:39,920
they're broken in, broken in broken
You don't they got the knobs you you

669
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:45,360
turn the knobs along nipples? You
know? They got the eight track?

670
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:54,880
Captain and Neo play love will together
exactly. Yeah, Like, hey,

671
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,480
Doug, you want the NU Mercedes? You want the seventy two Buick has

672
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:06,119
got a hundred seventy two miles that
still runs, run like I wouldn't even

673
00:43:06,159 --> 00:43:10,400
like an older Mercedes. Though an
older a vintage Mercedes. There's something about

674
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:14,599
that. Somebody you know, well
they have. I'm gonna tell you this

675
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:19,079
that because here's the thing. You
get money, right, it kind of

676
00:43:19,079 --> 00:43:22,840
soaks into the pores, and like
a nice car that's well maintained, it

677
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,519
holds up last. It's quality.
It's quality just like a woman. Same

678
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:29,679
thing with a woman. Right,
If you get a woman who's got some

679
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,639
money and she's kept herself, well
you know what I'm saying. I know

680
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:37,159
exactly right. And I've seen women
they haven't kept themselves. Yeah, especially

681
00:43:37,199 --> 00:43:40,039
in the bars, you've seen women. I've seen women that are seventy two

682
00:43:40,079 --> 00:43:45,320
in the absolutely gorgeous, right,
and I've seen seventy two that the liquor

683
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:49,559
has just sucked the life out of
Oh they look like face. I mean

684
00:43:49,599 --> 00:43:52,800
you just you could take an iron
all day long and they're not. There

685
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:57,880
was once I did something somebody brought
up somebody not even close to that age

686
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:02,599
who had handlet and stuff and smoked
and they said, have you seen this

687
00:44:02,679 --> 00:44:06,920
person? And I said yeah,
and I took There was a little brown

688
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:13,000
paper bag next to me, and
I wrinkled it up, wrinkled it up,

689
00:44:13,119 --> 00:44:19,840
and the paper bag. Oh,
this was probably years ago. Okay,

690
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,440
yeah, yeah, I mean I
I was more of an asshole then.

691
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,199
I had more of an edge.
I think I'm losing my edge.

692
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:30,239
You should drink more. I think
I shouldn't, because god damn it,

693
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:34,840
I'm starting to worry that that you
see the I worry there's a problem here.

694
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,000
I don't like it. What do
you mean, what problem? I

695
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:39,599
still show up to work and stuff. But yeah, that's all matters.

696
00:44:39,599 --> 00:44:44,400
You know what Buddy told me.
Once he goes, no, you can't

697
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,599
make it to work the next day. You you have a problem, He

698
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:49,440
goes, If you can, if
you can get there to the ring of

699
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,800
the bell, you know, go
out and have some fun. Yeah,

700
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,480
there's all kinds of cliches. Well, I think he got a to me,

701
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:59,119
it's like ride the throttle. My
brother and I were talking about this

702
00:44:59,119 --> 00:45:02,199
because my brother said, to you
got anxiety and I said yes, and

703
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,199
uh, maybe in a little while
I think I'm going to do a Captain

704
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,960
and Sideo song in a minute,
but only because of you, mom,

705
00:45:10,079 --> 00:45:15,480
Mamo told me. But there was
a song. My brothers become friends with

706
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:17,159
this singer songwriter, Chris Trapper,
who used to be in a band called

707
00:45:17,159 --> 00:45:21,559
the push Stars years ago, and
he has a pretty fairly big following.

708
00:45:21,599 --> 00:45:25,400
But he has a song called don't
let Your Monday ruin Your Sunday. My

709
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,480
buddy's got saying, don't you Monday
my Sunday? Yeah, okay, Well

710
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,800
it's interesting. I never heard that. I didn't hear I don't mind Jeff.

711
00:45:32,119 --> 00:45:36,960
So I like this and I thought
that's an interesting thing. So my

712
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,000
brother played it for me when we
were driving back. But you can get

713
00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:42,639
all up in your head and you
start to feel a little bad. And

714
00:45:42,679 --> 00:45:45,960
then he said to me that he
goes, yeah, you know, listen,

715
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:50,519
I've been to a point where I
was gonna stop drinking. And you

716
00:45:50,559 --> 00:45:53,239
know, I went like five days
and I felt pretty good. And then

717
00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:58,199
he's like, they go up.
They have a ski lonch my brother and

718
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,400
for his kids and stuff, and
so they go up every week to this

719
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:07,039
ski resort and they have it's almost
like a Swiss Army Knife ski Lodge.

720
00:46:07,159 --> 00:46:09,719
Yeah, I called the Swiss Army
Knife for the architecture, well right in

721
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:15,760
it. All it is is this
tiny little studio, but it's so well

722
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,679
done, like you wouldn't even realize
you were all in the same room.

723
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:22,559
It's got an elevated floor, the
kitchen's down a little bit. The kids

724
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:25,199
have bunk beds, but there's like
a curtain that drops over them so that

725
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:29,239
they are of privacy. The parents
are on this you know, other bed

726
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,639
upstairs and it's great and it's just
skiing ski out and they ski all went

727
00:46:32,679 --> 00:46:36,480
along there, but a lot of
the parents go up. Well the kids

728
00:46:36,519 --> 00:46:38,599
are in ski school and they drink. And my brother's like yeah, he

729
00:46:38,639 --> 00:46:40,800
goes, you know, I got
up there and I was gonna do dry

730
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:45,119
Sanuary and I got five days in
and he goes. My buddy's like,

731
00:46:45,199 --> 00:46:46,159
hey, hey, what are we
gonna have? And he goes, I

732
00:46:46,159 --> 00:46:50,039
think I'm gone. I'm trying to
do drive January. And he goes.

733
00:46:50,079 --> 00:46:53,880
There was this long pause and he
goes, Kim, Yeah. My brother's

734
00:46:53,920 --> 00:46:57,159
like and I looked at my brother, go that's all it took, right,

735
00:46:57,239 --> 00:46:59,880
He goes, Yeah, I go
on the same way the same way.

736
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,559
It's a it's a bad thing,
and I start to I just worry.

737
00:47:01,599 --> 00:47:05,119
I don't want to lose my marbles
on them. Oh hear, Yeah,

738
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,760
but you know, just letting,
not letting go and letting lose,

739
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:09,519
letting go, letting lose. I
did two weeks in a row where I

740
00:47:09,599 --> 00:47:14,840
went like off the deep end,
like deep end. One was even deeper

741
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,800
than the other. And then I
didn't read about a newspaper. I didn't

742
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:22,119
see on the news, you know, not on ten or thirteen. No,

743
00:47:22,119 --> 00:47:27,679
no, no, no, anybody
questions walk in my shoes? No,

744
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,440
well, I work hard. I'm
raising three kids. I can have

745
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:34,760
heard. Anybody. Don't say that
because I'm not raising them anymore. Okay,

746
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,159
well two of them are older.
No, because I'm just saying,

747
00:47:37,159 --> 00:47:38,519
like I can hear in my head, you're not right. I'm not.

748
00:47:38,599 --> 00:47:40,519
I don't have the fourteen year old. Oh you're looking at me? Is

749
00:47:40,519 --> 00:47:44,360
that you do that? You're looking
at me? Buy me a beer.

750
00:47:44,599 --> 00:47:49,119
Shut the fuck up, sir.
This is McDonald's. I know, you

751
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:52,119
know it's so hot. How hot
was it? I took a McDonald's coffee

752
00:47:52,159 --> 00:47:54,519
poured in my lap just to cool
off. Hey ow, we're so ready

753
00:47:54,519 --> 00:48:01,519
for Thursday. All right, we'll
take a moment. Uh seven o'clock finger

754
00:48:01,559 --> 00:48:05,920
Lakes, the A material comes out, all right? All that more?

755
00:48:06,599 --> 00:48:09,440
Right after this, Rose City Driving
in Newark is up and operating, and

756
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:14,679
you can go this weekend and check
out a double feature Inside Out Too and

757
00:48:14,920 --> 00:48:19,079
Fall Guy. I want to see
this Fall Guy. That is Inside Out

758
00:48:19,079 --> 00:48:21,719
Too. Sounds great, But my
kids are a little older now, but

759
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:23,679
you could go for the double feature, right, especially if you've got young

760
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:27,400
kids. Bring them for Inside Out
Too. They'll probably fall asleep. Stick

761
00:48:27,440 --> 00:48:30,199
around for Fall Guy. Oh,
you're gonna love this. It is state

762
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:35,000
of the art. They've got all
the snacks and delicious things you need to

763
00:48:35,159 --> 00:48:38,639
enhance your movie watching experience. And
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764
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:43,119
let's go back in time a little
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765
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:46,159
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766
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:50,000
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767
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768
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769
00:48:55,920 --> 00:49:00,960
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770
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:06,480
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771
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to six pm. They have special
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772
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773
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774
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775
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776
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777
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778
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779
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780
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781
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782
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783
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At Plates in Shakes, Comedy of
the Carlson has had some great acts

784
00:49:54,639 --> 00:49:57,840
come in. And if you're one
of these people who's like, oh,

785
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,639
I would love to see Sam Morrell, get on it. He'll be here

786
00:50:00,679 --> 00:50:05,079
next weekend. And I only say
that because tickets aren't selling out for shows.

787
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:07,880
Bob the Drag Queen is there for
two shows this Friday and Saturday.

788
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,760
You can't get tickets sold out already. I don't even know why I'm telling

789
00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:14,159
you it's just sold out. So
I want to remind you when Sam Morrell

790
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,519
comes and he is hilarious. He
was a regular in Comedy Central's This Week

791
00:50:17,559 --> 00:50:21,679
at the Comedy Seller. He was
named one of the Comedy Central's Comics to

792
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,480
Watch in twenty eleven. He's performed
multiple I mean, the guy's been everywhere

793
00:50:23,639 --> 00:50:28,599
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,
The Late Late Show with James Corden and

794
00:50:28,679 --> 00:50:31,599
Conan. He's also had Stintson Last
Comic Standing. He's hilarious. He'll be

795
00:50:31,679 --> 00:50:36,440
here for one show Thursday June twenty
seven, two shows Friday June twenty eighth,

796
00:50:36,519 --> 00:50:38,400
and two shows Saturday June twenty ninth. You don't want to miss out.

797
00:50:38,519 --> 00:50:46,000
Lock your tickets down immediately at Carlsoncomedy
dot com. We are back at

798
00:50:46,079 --> 00:50:51,880
round number three. Here we go
now, love Bill, Love, keep

799
00:50:52,159 --> 00:50:59,679
tea in a thirty peggag Jenny Lake
whenever. Yeah, I'm sweet talking,

800
00:51:00,119 --> 00:51:04,119
it'll comes over. I have a
CD of saying it Captain Tineil's greatest hits.

801
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:07,119
Believe it or that, Oh I
fucking believe yeah, because of a

802
00:51:07,119 --> 00:51:12,760
funny feeling that you put on the
Captain Chat and dance around in your tidy

803
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:17,960
whities with your microphone and boxer's bill. They're called boxers anyways. Remember you're

804
00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:22,559
a boxer, dude, I'm a
wrestler, but you don't do boxer briefs.

805
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:25,960
Boxer briefs. Yeah yeah, yeah, that are tighter. Yeah yeah

806
00:51:27,039 --> 00:51:30,960
yeah. You don't know where the
shot junk when needed. What. I

807
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:35,079
don't know what we're talking about.
It was part of the Columbia you buy

808
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:37,519
buy one, get twelve free,
so you know we djan DJing wedding.

809
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:43,920
This shitload of CDs going into the
duel. I have a funny feeling this

810
00:51:44,159 --> 00:51:49,000
is a group my sons have never
heard. We should make a list of

811
00:51:49,199 --> 00:51:52,079
I think my son's all three never
ever heard. I would I'm thinking like

812
00:51:52,119 --> 00:51:55,360
I could call my one twenty two
year old son right now and go,

813
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,800
have you ever heard twenty two?
Yeah? I'm thinking he's never heard this.

814
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:04,920
I would really really tempted to call
him right now and say, just

815
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:08,320
see if he's ever heard of captain
Neil. Yeah, I'm sure. Let

816
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:12,480
me tell you, captain, Let
me tell you something. Tell me Captain

817
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,519
and Toil. Yeah, little they
got some, they got some history.

818
00:52:15,639 --> 00:52:20,880
They got that three songs, Doug, How freaking dare you? I think

819
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:23,519
they five gold. I think they
went gold on a couple. But here's

820
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:29,400
the thing. He was a keyboardist, I'm pretty sure with the Beach Boys,

821
00:52:30,239 --> 00:52:32,159
and he wore a captain's hat.
I think his dad his real name

822
00:52:32,199 --> 00:52:37,920
is Darryl Dragon, and his dad
was a composer, and he wound up

823
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,639
with the Beach Boys and he wore
the captain so they call them captain.

824
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:45,639
She was looking for to do a
duo whatever they fall in love. She

825
00:52:45,599 --> 00:52:51,880
I'm pretty sure sang backing tracks on
Pink Floyd's The Wall. Wow. Yep,

826
00:52:52,599 --> 00:52:57,079
almost positive for that. You can
look at I know three songs muskrat

827
00:52:57,159 --> 00:52:59,960
love. I wrote it down.
Uh huh, leve will keep us together.

828
00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:04,360
They just played and chop aund oh, chop around. Yeah, why

829
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,440
do I think they got one more? That? Roger Stewart is somebody covered?

830
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:08,920
All right, Let's take a look
at their greatest hits. I don't,

831
00:53:09,079 --> 00:53:12,360
Yeah, you can look that up. I want to try to see

832
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:17,000
if I can connect here to the
road castor and then I will try to

833
00:53:17,039 --> 00:53:22,800
call my son and see if he's
ever heard of Captain Antonio, because I

834
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:24,880
am thinking that he has never heard
them ever in my life, in his

835
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:30,400
life, my life, his life. Now they have I write the songs?

836
00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:35,000
Now what I write the songs that
make the whole world? No,

837
00:53:35,079 --> 00:53:37,159
I don't. That was Barry Manilow, but they have it? Was it?

838
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:43,039
Then? No, somebody else wrote
it. I forget who wrote it.

839
00:53:43,039 --> 00:53:46,039
It was a member of a band, some band that wrote it.

840
00:53:46,079 --> 00:53:51,239
And then their greatest hits is twelve
hit twelve songs. I only know the

841
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:57,760
three. All right, Let's just
see if Jordan knows. Hopefully he'll anskay,

842
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:00,519
I'm going to say no. I'm
gonna say no as well. That's

843
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:08,079
what I think. What are you
doing? Buddy? Just on my couch

844
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:15,400
watching TV. You got air conditioning? Oh yeah, all right? Uh,

845
00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:19,719
that's it. That sounds exciting.
I am. I'm on the podcast

846
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,480
and I want you to tell me. Have you ever heard this song before?

847
00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:47,639
Can you hear it? Do you
know this song? Jordan? I've

848
00:54:47,719 --> 00:54:52,039
heard it before, but I can't
place it? All right, So you

849
00:54:52,079 --> 00:54:55,000
think you've heard this song before.
I'm going to give you three I know

850
00:54:55,119 --> 00:54:58,880
I've heard that song. I'm going
to give you three bands, and you

851
00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:02,920
guess which one it is. Is
it a Abba, be, Captain Tanil

852
00:55:04,119 --> 00:55:10,039
or c Fleetwood Mac? Well,
I know it's not fleet that. Yeah,

853
00:55:10,079 --> 00:55:15,519
well that that I'm go with Abba? Yeah all right, Yeah,

854
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:21,039
I'm proud of you. You got
it wrong. I'm dancing. I'm proud

855
00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:24,440
of you. I'm dancing in my
dog shirt into a Uh say it a

856
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:32,079
bear, A dancing bear. That's
a bear at a truck stop? Uh?

857
00:55:32,519 --> 00:55:35,800
No, it's Captain and Taniel.
But I just said I thought this

858
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:37,760
was a band like you and your
brothers had never heard of in your life.

859
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:45,119
But maybe have you ever heard of? No? I have not heard

860
00:55:44,199 --> 00:55:47,800
of. But I have heard that
song before. I just can't I can't

861
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:53,119
think of where it you'll probably get
to your grandparents' house, maybe on TV

862
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:57,440
or something. Yeah, that could
be all right, very good. Anything

863
00:55:57,440 --> 00:56:00,599
else going on? What's happening?
Jordan could be going to Theuniversity of Saint

864
00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:04,440
Louis to be a thrower. He's
got one more year of eligibility because of

865
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,159
COVID. He goes for his masters. He can be on a D one

866
00:56:07,159 --> 00:56:09,880
team. He was on a D
one D two team with Roberts Wesley.

867
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:15,639
So what's the latest. Turns out
I was wasting my time trying to get

868
00:56:15,679 --> 00:56:19,559
three letters of recommendation. I only
needed one. All right, So do

869
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:22,280
you submit everything? Yep, no, I'm just waiting here back, Okay,

870
00:56:22,719 --> 00:56:27,840
Well, good luck. Thanks said
all right, thank you for letting

871
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,199
me bother you. No, no
problem, You're not bothering me at all.

872
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:36,400
Goodbye. I love you. That
I'll noticed I didn't say love you.

873
00:56:37,239 --> 00:56:39,760
I said thanks for loving me,
bother. Yeah, I am.

874
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:45,119
I am five bye. Father of
the Year And we want to present this

875
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:55,599
apple for Father of the Year.
The nominees are Paul McCartney, Bill Moran,

876
00:56:55,719 --> 00:57:04,559
Yeah, Mick Jagger, Yeah,
Wiley Coyotes, Wiley Coyote super Genus.

877
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,320
I see that the surgeon general.
Can you name who the current surgeon

878
00:57:08,400 --> 00:57:12,199
general is. I met him the
other day. You offer me a cigarette.

879
00:57:14,119 --> 00:57:17,519
The Veck Murthy is his name?
Veck Murthy is the surgeon general idea,

880
00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:25,199
and he wants to have a cigarette
style warning label on social media cigarette

881
00:57:25,239 --> 00:57:30,960
style warning label on social media,
because he says, and it was an

882
00:57:30,960 --> 00:57:34,920
op ed that he wrote in The
New York Times, it's time to require

883
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,039
a warning label on social media platforms. Stating that social media is associated with

884
00:57:38,079 --> 00:57:44,599
significant mental health harms for adolescents may
seem silly, but he says a warning

885
00:57:44,679 --> 00:57:47,559
label would regularly remind both parents and
kids that social media has not been proven

886
00:57:47,599 --> 00:57:51,760
safe and there is no data or
there is data, excuse me, that

887
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:55,480
shows the warnings on cigarettes have been
effective. It's worth pointing out that ninety

888
00:57:55,480 --> 00:58:00,880
five percent of teams between the ages
of thirteen and seventeen say they use a

889
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:05,360
social media platform, and more than
one third say they use social media almost

890
00:58:05,519 --> 00:58:09,760
constantly. The Surgeon General actually doesn't
have the authority to add his own labels.

891
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:15,599
That requires a congressional action, which
means nothing will come of it in

892
00:58:15,639 --> 00:58:20,079
the end. But I don't know
you have a a how old's your nephew

893
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,039
fourteen fourteen. I got a fourteen
year old son. I don't know that

894
00:58:24,239 --> 00:58:30,159
a warning label is going to do
anything unless you start showing like ugly commercials

895
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:32,639
where someone's committed suicide. I mean, we've there have been people who have

896
00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:37,199
committed suicide on Facebook live. Like
I remember this one girl was just hanging

897
00:58:37,239 --> 00:58:42,079
in her backyard and had put the
camera on live and then it was somebody

898
00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:44,880
came to the front door. My
parents didn't know where she was. She

899
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:49,320
was out in the backyard. Hang
yourself, hanging in whatever, however the

900
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:54,320
proper turn to the way to phrase
it. Here's the thing I don't I

901
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:58,719
mean, bullying has just gone up
another not well and you want to be

902
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,760
included, you want to make friends. Yeah, and it's tough. And

903
00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:04,480
we talked about this with friends a
couple of years ago, that you know,

904
00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,559
you're getting bullied at home. At
least she can get bully shut,

905
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:10,280
you can go home shut. Now
you want to be on Facebook and you're

906
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,800
this and somebody says something about you. It's just too many people regulated so

907
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:21,679
well, the are not regulated.
There's not right to monitor. So I

908
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:27,039
I always think this way, why
do we need to put labels on all

909
00:59:27,079 --> 00:59:30,159
these things. I guess cigarettes,
I can understand the cats out of the

910
00:59:30,159 --> 00:59:32,599
bag there. But even when I
was I'm sorry, I went to I

911
00:59:32,719 --> 00:59:36,119
dropped somebody off of a uh,
this is not a joke. And a

912
00:59:36,159 --> 00:59:40,480
doctor's appointment at u of R off
near Clinton Avenue and right up front there's

913
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,800
a big sign as big as a
slight there is no smoking allowed on the

914
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,039
premises. I'm like, do we
really need that in today's world? Yeah?

915
00:59:47,079 --> 00:59:51,880
I mean the premises and they still
tell you in the plane it's illegal

916
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,760
to smoke anywhere or in the bathrooms. Like really, if I didn't hear

917
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,840
this, would I be lighting up. I'm like, I don't know.

918
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,679
People may I don't know if you're
apeans, you know what I'm saying,

919
01:00:00,719 --> 01:00:05,119
Like there are people I have no
idea. I think on the premises isn't

920
01:00:05,119 --> 01:00:07,360
bad because I do think a lot
of people think if they go outside they

921
01:00:07,440 --> 01:00:12,079
can smoke. Yeah, so I
guess that I smoke for years. Yeah,

922
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:15,639
look, I get it. But
I even think sometimes all these warnings

923
01:00:15,639 --> 01:00:22,639
and things, it becomes like,
what where's your common sense? Okay,

924
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:25,079
common sense, but you're never gonna
get it with social media. So let's

925
01:00:25,159 --> 01:00:30,079
use social media. How do you
protect your kids? How do you protect

926
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:32,920
adults? Don't tell me that there
aren't adults out there that are all walking

927
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:37,960
around butt heard by something that happened. I've fucking seen it with my own

928
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:42,760
eyes, where people's entire moods change, not for what's happening in the space

929
01:00:42,880 --> 01:00:45,920
they occupy at the moment, which
could be work or home, or I

930
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:50,320
don't know, they could be in
an island Wegmans. But they see something

931
01:00:50,400 --> 01:00:53,679
on social media, not even a
fucking text, and it just ruins their

932
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:59,000
day or it blows their mind and
they're firing off, fighting back, and

933
01:00:59,039 --> 01:01:02,199
I go, what is the what
is the point of that? So does

934
01:01:02,239 --> 01:01:06,440
the warning need to be just for
teenagers? No, it should be everybody.

935
01:01:06,719 --> 01:01:09,360
And the problem is you got no
fucking self esteem. Stop looking to

936
01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:14,159
other people to make you look feel
good. Don't get your happiness from someone

937
01:01:14,159 --> 01:01:17,400
else. They're they're gonna let you
down for me. Don't get your happiness,

938
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:22,760
don't You've been laughing a lot this, Yeah, no, but I

939
01:01:22,039 --> 01:01:25,800
get it. But what I'm saying
is your your internal happiness. You start

940
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:30,880
depending on somebody else, Eventually they're
always gonna let you down. So the

941
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:35,280
thing is, how do you People
just will they can't. You're like,

942
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:40,199
if you had a girlfriend should be
disappointed within a fucking day, it would

943
01:01:40,199 --> 01:01:44,599
take that long, all right,
six hours? Six hours? No,

944
01:01:44,679 --> 01:01:45,960
But I'm saying, like, let's
say you did, and things are going

945
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:49,400
great, and Doug's doing all these
things and it's magical, and it's going

946
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,679
three weeks, we're into a new
the first month and it's and Doug's doing

947
01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:55,920
his Captainield gay dance or whatever he
does, and everybody's happy. And then

948
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:59,800
all of a sudden, something comes
along where you just can't be worse.

949
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:02,920
She wants you to be at the
moment and she's disappointed. Well I know,

950
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:07,719
But the point is, like your
overall happiness really can't come from other

951
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,920
people, It just can't. You
got to find it internally in you.

952
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:15,679
You're right, and you still human. That's what's going to happen. I

953
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:17,760
understand that. But what I'm saying
is, if you can build a kid's

954
01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:22,119
self esteem, if you can make
the kid. And this is where I

955
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:27,480
think sports are wonderful. We're seeing
a decline in overall sports. Football's down

956
01:02:27,559 --> 01:02:30,599
participation twelve point two percent, the
largest state that is down in is New

957
01:02:30,679 --> 01:02:35,480
York state. I think it's the
concern about concussions and things that is a

958
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:39,000
real concern. I can't deny that. I father of the Year had a

959
01:02:39,039 --> 01:02:43,360
son who got a spinal concussion,
couldn't move his legs, he could no

960
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:46,039
longer play football. That's why he's
the thrower we just talked to. And

961
01:02:46,119 --> 01:02:50,559
yet I let his fourteen year old
brother play. Who broke a foot,

962
01:02:50,599 --> 01:02:53,119
broke an ankle, did all this
stuff. I liked what football taught.

963
01:02:53,239 --> 01:02:57,400
I liked that you could have an
ugly job, but it was important for

964
01:02:57,440 --> 01:03:01,400
the play to be executed properly,
you know. Resilience, uh, just

965
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:06,079
all these things, fighting adversity,
all that shit. I think football was

966
01:03:06,119 --> 01:03:08,480
a great example of that. But
building self esteem in the kids is what's

967
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,639
the most important. And just blowing
smoke up their ass and tell them they're

968
01:03:12,679 --> 01:03:15,880
fucking wonderful is not gonna do that, Doug. It is not. Nor

969
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,840
is taking videos of yourself and posting
then no, big no, it's not.

970
01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:22,559
But we're not right. If you
have four people watching it in somebody

971
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:25,239
at schools, yes, yes,
I have twenty people watching it exactly exactly,

972
01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,159
and then you feel like a loser. So the thing is you got

973
01:03:29,159 --> 01:03:31,039
to find something internally. You gotta
like help the kid. If the kid

974
01:03:31,159 --> 01:03:35,440
learns that they're good at this and
they can feel good about that, that

975
01:03:35,440 --> 01:03:37,960
that's what it has to be get. It's fucking social media. It's everybody.

976
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:44,119
We're reaching for it. We're all
reaching for like, no, you

977
01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:46,039
can't, and I don't expect to. But my thing is, why is

978
01:03:46,079 --> 01:03:49,679
this all of a sudden going to
be a government problem. We want government

979
01:03:49,679 --> 01:03:52,599
and more shit. You want government
and more shit. And I'm not even

980
01:03:52,599 --> 01:03:55,440
one of those people that would be
I get it. There are programs and

981
01:03:55,480 --> 01:04:00,599
things that benefit okay, but we
need more. We need regulation on this.

982
01:04:00,320 --> 01:04:03,519
No, you want your speech regulated. You want stuff. I mean

983
01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,880
it already is to a certain extent. People wind up in face. Here

984
01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:12,119
is a great one. My brother
goes, people send them all these TikTok

985
01:04:12,199 --> 01:04:15,039
video, funny videos, funny,
that's funny that he doesn't have a TikTok

986
01:04:15,039 --> 01:04:17,199
account. So he signed up for
TikTok and found out has he has a

987
01:04:17,239 --> 01:04:20,280
lifetime ban? He goes, I've
never even signed up for TikTok. He's

988
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:24,320
got a lifetime ban. It doesn't
understand why. But the point is they

989
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:28,639
do some policing with that stuff.
And we've heard of people, but the

990
01:04:28,679 --> 01:04:31,400
bullying, it's not just kids,
it's adults. Adults are on the talking

991
01:04:31,559 --> 01:04:35,840
ship all the time. Come on, people, No, I don't either,

992
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:40,320
I don't. I only post my
funny my Friday. I want to

993
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:43,880
tell you what my fav uh.
Oh those shitty things for you make that

994
01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:48,039
face? Yeah you got you know
us those get yeah? Yeah, like

995
01:04:48,079 --> 01:04:53,840
one point two thousand or something.
Yeah, yeah, I tried to put

996
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:59,320
my cucumber in your mouth. That's
great. I think I think that's very

997
01:04:59,320 --> 01:05:01,159
good. Yeah, and people don't
depend on they have to be funny.

998
01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:04,360
But a few people are like,
if we don't do it, hey,

999
01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:09,480
where is it? Is it?
Well? You know it's now I kind

1000
01:05:09,480 --> 01:05:13,639
of I was thinking about putting those
on TikTok. Put them on TikTok.

1001
01:05:13,960 --> 01:05:15,440
See what happened, See what happens. Grow that's what you want to do.

1002
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:18,840
Do you want to get you want
to grow your comedy? Yes,

1003
01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:23,840
that's right. So I go fifteen
to twenty to thirty and then to forty

1004
01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:26,760
five in an hour. Then you're
featuring headlighting. Yes, right, right,

1005
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:30,679
right, right right, as long
as you've heard done on stage an

1006
01:05:30,679 --> 01:05:33,119
hour? Have you okay? Yeah? Yeah? Do you remember you remember

1007
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:35,320
it? Oh? Yeah, it
was it good? Yeah, it was

1008
01:05:35,519 --> 01:05:39,920
yeah. I did it for I
did it years ago. I was going

1009
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:46,239
to say, at the spencer Port
Fireman's Exempt Club, and not the time

1010
01:05:46,239 --> 01:05:49,679
where I pitched them all off recently. But this was actually they it was

1011
01:05:49,719 --> 01:05:55,159
a I was the comedy they had
me and they asked me to do forty

1012
01:05:55,159 --> 01:05:58,679
five minutes. I went an hour
and we just it just killed. But

1013
01:05:58,719 --> 01:06:02,000
it was one of those things where
once you got them all laughing, you

1014
01:06:02,039 --> 01:06:05,880
could have just you could have said
almost anything and it just would it would

1015
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:11,599
have worked. And that's the great
thing is when people are there for comedy,

1016
01:06:12,079 --> 01:06:14,800
that stuff's great, right. I
remember I told you, I think

1017
01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:16,400
I told you. I was in
Soho once down in New York City and

1018
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,079
they're handing out fly hey, come
in, free comedy, free comedy.

1019
01:06:19,239 --> 01:06:23,239
It's like a Tuesday. So I
go in there. I was actually with

1020
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:27,960
my brother and my wife at the
time, and uh, they had writers

1021
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:30,440
for the Chris rock Show when he
had the HBO show, and that guy

1022
01:06:30,559 --> 01:06:33,760
was getting so pissed off because nobody
was laughing, but it's not. Nobody

1023
01:06:33,800 --> 01:06:38,719
was coming in that mindset for comedy
was just to get out of the fucking

1024
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:42,559
rain and get a drink, and
these comics were gonna be up there.

1025
01:06:42,599 --> 01:06:45,679
Now are people coming Thursday to be
in a comedy motor that you think?

1026
01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:47,719
I'm sure? Hope? So gambling
motor? Well, either a little bit

1027
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:50,960
of both, that's all right.
I mean it's okay take a gamble and

1028
01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:54,800
maybe you let it in. I
don't know. That could be the thing?

1029
01:06:55,320 --> 01:06:58,719
Are you? I love that you're
nervous about this though, I really

1030
01:06:58,719 --> 01:07:00,679
do. I'm gonna plow right through
my set and get up. No,

1031
01:07:00,880 --> 01:07:04,480
I'm not him joking. Just you
gotta use it, eat it, feed

1032
01:07:04,519 --> 01:07:08,079
it, love it. Love that
moment on the stage, it's you.

1033
01:07:08,079 --> 01:07:12,119
You're the center of attention. That's
it. Do your little gay captain and

1034
01:07:12,159 --> 01:07:17,280
to Neil dance that you did that
was fantastic. I think you can get

1035
01:07:17,320 --> 01:07:26,039
a lot of guys for that.
Yeah, guy that this is gonna be

1036
01:07:26,039 --> 01:07:29,360
fun. It is and I'm I
can't wait. Do you get so what

1037
01:07:29,480 --> 01:07:31,760
happened before a set for you?
When you're nervous? Do you do you

1038
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:36,599
get your pace around? No?
No, not too much. I kind

1039
01:07:36,639 --> 01:07:41,119
of jump up and down. You
jump up and down like before wrestling match,

1040
01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:43,400
you jump up and just get fired
up. Yeah, it's happened.

1041
01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:45,320
I remember seeing a comic like on
the SID I was on side of a

1042
01:07:45,320 --> 01:07:49,360
stage. I had just done that. I don't know, ten fifteen minutes.

1043
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:53,679
This guy was going up next.
He starts jumping up and down,

1044
01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:56,639
like his knees are coming up to
his chest and he's all the way down

1045
01:07:57,039 --> 01:08:00,000
and down. I'm like, what
the fuck is this? You know?

1046
01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:03,440
And I always go when you're trying
that hard, when you're getting that psyched,

1047
01:08:03,719 --> 01:08:10,639
I know this is gonna be an
absolute bomb fest? Was it?

1048
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:14,599
Yeah? I can tell because you're
putting too much fucking pressure on yourself.

1049
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:18,279
You know what. I always think
this being nervous, it's appropriate, it's

1050
01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:21,359
excitement. Change it too. I'm
excited. I'm excited to see you.

1051
01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:26,119
I'm excited to do this tonight.
I'm so happy to see all your you

1052
01:08:26,159 --> 01:08:30,800
know, wrinkly crinkly old faces out
here. And uh, this guy just

1053
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:35,640
hit the jack pat on the slats. Would you get three prunes? Sir?

1054
01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:44,720
The old fucker. I think you're
gonna kill I hope so I hope.

1055
01:08:44,760 --> 01:08:46,039
So you don't seem very confident,
and I don't like that. Well,

1056
01:08:46,119 --> 01:08:47,600
you don't know what the room's gonna
be, Like, what do you

1057
01:08:47,600 --> 01:08:49,239
mean you don't know the room?
I don't know who's gonna be there.

1058
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:53,600
Always go with the attitude that you're
gonna kill. You're gonna kill, I'm

1059
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:57,600
gonna kill. And here's the thing
we're going in. We're gonna kill.

1060
01:08:57,760 --> 01:09:00,000
No, no, I like that. Here here, I'm gonna tell you

1061
01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:05,000
this. Okay, here's my thing. Being on stage is like trying to

1062
01:09:05,079 --> 01:09:10,079
woo somebody to bed, right,
Well, yes it is. Okay.

1063
01:09:10,119 --> 01:09:13,319
You've got to charge, you have
to have I get the jokes in the

1064
01:09:13,359 --> 01:09:15,680
material, but you gotta come across. They gotta like you. They gotta

1065
01:09:15,840 --> 01:09:18,520
like you. They gotta be entertained
by you. They gonna like you were

1066
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,399
great when that one year and then
the next year you suck. But the

1067
01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:28,560
one, the one here you did. You had that, you had that

1068
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:31,520
charm and that confidence. You just
gotta bring that Dougie charm. Man,

1069
01:09:31,279 --> 01:09:35,520
I let it go. You get
stiff. I think you get yourself all

1070
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:40,439
stiff, like all uptight. When
did when was I stiff? I don't

1071
01:09:40,439 --> 01:09:42,880
know. I haven't seen. I'm
just getting that impression from you now.

1072
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:46,039
I'm just saying to me. It's
like think, I'm yeah, you just

1073
01:09:46,039 --> 01:09:50,199
what. I'm just here doing kids. Well, we did the show that

1074
01:09:50,239 --> 01:09:55,359
iron smoke. Did you feel I
was stiff? Remember I because you took

1075
01:09:55,359 --> 01:09:58,359
a bath. No, I didn't
take a bath. I didn't take a

1076
01:09:58,399 --> 01:10:00,840
bath. I lost some money on
the show, but uh, that's true.

1077
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:03,680
I did. Look, I always
look at it this way. Hey,

1078
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:06,359
you tried. I don't care.
I'm gonna try everything, and if

1079
01:10:06,359 --> 01:10:09,920
it works, it works, if
a does and does the new material that

1080
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:12,760
night and friends, A lot of
friends came out. I didn't. I

1081
01:10:12,800 --> 01:10:15,000
think I was talking to people in
the back because there were people that I

1082
01:10:15,039 --> 01:10:17,279
hadn't seen in a while. So
we were off to the side. Yeah,

1083
01:10:17,279 --> 01:10:19,159
and that is a tough place.
I mean, I like the venue,

1084
01:10:19,199 --> 01:10:24,239
but for comedy, yeahs out there
relaxed, you know, Yeah,

1085
01:10:24,279 --> 01:10:27,920
this will be this will be a
great show. It's a really nice room

1086
01:10:28,079 --> 01:10:30,399
and you're gonna love it. And
Dougie Fresh is gonna kill absolutely. That's

1087
01:10:30,479 --> 01:10:33,720
right. All you need is your
license and be over eighteen. Come on

1088
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:36,760
in. We're gonna have I know
they're gonna have drink specials. It'll be

1089
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:40,880
all kinds of fun. You can
even get some ordures, a little food,

1090
01:10:41,319 --> 01:10:44,520
sit down, enjoy great loosen and
sure for all the old ladies.

1091
01:10:44,560 --> 01:10:47,239
Yes, yes, that's right,
Prozic, you had dug it in sure

1092
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:55,279
and uh, that's gonna be perfect. All right, I get nervous.

1093
01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:59,000
I'm now getting nervous because you've seen
uptight. I'm all right, fine,

1094
01:10:59,039 --> 01:11:00,960
that's it as long as it's good, because I can always there's another Phelps

1095
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:03,760
who I know would love to be
on stage. I know he would love

1096
01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:05,920
to be on stage. Dave.
I know you watch it. I know

1097
01:11:06,000 --> 01:11:11,439
you love to be there. And
if Doug Crap's to bed, we're going

1098
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:15,560
right out to the audience. We're
gonna get the hook halfway through like the

1099
01:11:15,600 --> 01:11:17,680
old Gong Show. We're gonna bring
them off and we're gonna come out with

1100
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:24,600
Jamie Fire. All right, we'll
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01:11:24,640 --> 01:11:27,399
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1102
01:11:27,439 --> 01:11:31,239
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01:11:31,279 --> 01:11:35,479
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1104
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:40,640
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1105
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:44,600
were. As we sat there,
we had the salt and pepper wings delicious

1106
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:47,159
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1107
01:11:47,199 --> 01:11:53,960
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1108
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1110
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1112
01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,680
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1113
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1114
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And here we are session number four, this time locked the doors, Send

1128
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the kids to the neighbors. Here
he is your favorite of mine. I've

1129
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:28,199
told you before, I'm telling you
again, The Poindexter, the podcast,

1130
01:13:28,600 --> 01:13:34,560
the Admiral of the airwaves. Mister
Bill Moran. Course this is for you.

1131
01:13:38,319 --> 01:13:44,600
Mother's for you. March my mother
got saw my mother took the train.

1132
01:13:44,720 --> 01:13:46,359
Did your mother see rolling stones and
cancer? I mean they turned for

1133
01:13:46,439 --> 01:13:51,119
ninety years No, they never did. My parents bought me tickets for my

1134
01:13:51,199 --> 01:13:55,680
high school graduation in nineteen eighty nine. How many times have you seen the

1135
01:13:55,680 --> 01:13:58,239
Stones? Ah? Geez. My
brother and I were trying to figure that

1136
01:13:58,279 --> 01:14:01,079
out about seven I think about seven. Seriously, were you seven beers in

1137
01:14:01,119 --> 01:14:04,479
when you're trying to figure it out? No? But I saw them in

1138
01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:09,199
nineteen eighty nine for the first time
as Shay the Old Say Stadium, and

1139
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:13,840
that was Living Color opened up.
That was October Living Color, Living Color.

1140
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,079
Living Color was the band that Okay, no, I remember them.

1141
01:14:15,960 --> 01:14:24,439
So that was at Shay And then
I saw them in ninety four at Giant

1142
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:27,960
Stadium, and I took my brother
and my father was really pissed that I

1143
01:14:28,079 --> 01:14:30,720
let him get I think he had
a shirt that said the Stones have survised

1144
01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:33,600
sex, drugs, rock and roll, divorce, all thisef of my father.

1145
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:36,920
My brother was fourteen. I let
him buy the shirt or I bought

1146
01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:43,319
it for him. I don't even
remember. He was at a shirt so

1147
01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:47,119
he I saw him then, and
then I saw them. I saw him

1148
01:14:47,159 --> 01:14:51,960
in Buffalo Blues Traveler Open that show
Buffalo at the Stadium or the Key band

1149
01:14:53,039 --> 01:14:57,119
No, Buffalo the Stadium stadium.
Do they play anywhere that's not a stadium.

1150
01:14:57,319 --> 01:15:00,640
They once did a tour I didn't
go to really disappointed. They played

1151
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:04,680
a small club, a venue like
a Key Bank, and then a stadium

1152
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:09,439
in every city they were in,
so they did three nights in the small

1153
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:12,840
club. I would love to see
the Stones at a small club. So

1154
01:15:13,279 --> 01:15:15,680
yeah, I saw him. I
saw him at the Giant Stadium, and

1155
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,520
then I saw him Buffalo, and
I saw him in Syracuse, and then

1156
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:21,600
I went, how would that be
a small A small club? Then they

1157
01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:26,399
moved to the Key Bank. Yeah, so small club, say small club

1158
01:15:26,479 --> 01:15:30,119
like you go Water Street Music Hallway
like water You got it exactly. Man,

1159
01:15:30,279 --> 01:15:34,640
it was tickets for that. I
don't know, but that fucking coolest

1160
01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:38,439
shit in the world to because I
gotta tell you, like I know that

1161
01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:42,680
I think it was. I thought
it was Pete Townsend, maybe not,

1162
01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:46,199
or maybe John John Amilson's dead Roger
Daltrey. I thought it was somebody from

1163
01:15:46,239 --> 01:15:51,239
the Who ye, or it could
have been Robert Plant saying these are basically

1164
01:15:51,319 --> 01:15:54,720
they were just a bar blue.
I think it was the Who band,

1165
01:15:54,920 --> 01:16:00,920
somebody from the Who saying the Stones
are just a bad ball our blues band

1166
01:16:01,119 --> 01:16:04,479
or a bar yeah, yeah,
yeah, but not even a great band.

1167
01:16:04,479 --> 01:16:08,479
They're just a bluesy bar band.
And I was like, yeah,

1168
01:16:08,600 --> 01:16:11,760
and that's why I fucking love them, because they're raw, they're ragged,

1169
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:14,439
their edgy. I love their songs. I love that. I just love

1170
01:16:14,520 --> 01:16:17,199
that grit. I love the fucking
grit. There's a song that I loved

1171
01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:23,960
by them from Exile on Main Street
Rocks Off. It's one of my absolute

1172
01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:28,239
fits. They didn't know. They
didn't play They played a lot of the

1173
01:16:28,279 --> 01:16:30,840
popular ones, but they played Sympathy
for the Devil. They did do a

1174
01:16:31,000 --> 01:16:35,640
heartbreaker, which was they let fans
vote on a specific song in each city,

1175
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:41,399
so they played Heartbreakers, the winner
for Cleveland. Then they played did

1176
01:16:41,399 --> 01:16:45,479
they play songs dedicated to anybody?
Like? No, he didn't talk a

1177
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:46,920
whole lot in this show. And
that's where my brother's like, he talked

1178
01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:48,920
a lot in Seattle. I didn't, he goes, I don't know if

1179
01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,319
I was too drunk. He did
say we came to Cleveland. We haven't

1180
01:16:51,319 --> 01:16:54,960
been in Cleveland in twenty two years. He said, we did come here

1181
01:16:55,039 --> 01:16:59,840
early on in our career, and
no one showed up. Now they're at

1182
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:02,239
a sold out, say I found
that funny. Let me see if I

1183
01:17:02,279 --> 01:17:05,720
can find rocks off because this is
this to me is like vined stones.

1184
01:17:05,840 --> 01:17:11,000
I fucking love this. It's like, you know, just dirty filthy.

1185
01:17:11,079 --> 01:17:14,359
You think it is a good first
date, Like, hey, no,

1186
01:17:14,479 --> 01:17:16,960
no, I don't. I don't
even know what a good first day is.

1187
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:25,680
So that's why you're asking me.
See I love this right here?

1188
01:17:26,279 --> 01:17:29,800
This is to me like if they
played this song, I think I may

1189
01:17:29,840 --> 01:17:33,319
have shizzed and it would have hit
the stage. I would have hit making

1190
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:38,000
an ear. I say, it
would have shot like a rocket. Elon

1191
01:17:38,119 --> 01:17:40,760
Musk would have gone, Holy shit, you got a launch pad in your

1192
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:54,760
pants? See what's all? So? Uh a good first date? Did

1193
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:57,800
you say? Is Abbot's a good
first day? I think so. I

1194
01:17:57,800 --> 01:18:00,439
think Abbas is a great first day. And you can see how she eats

1195
01:18:00,439 --> 01:18:03,199
an ice cream. That's exactly what
I was thinking. That's right, she's

1196
01:18:03,319 --> 01:18:10,600
how long it spiler around and deep? Ah? Right, so you used

1197
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:14,439
a lot of teeth. Yeah,
well it's called now but I mean that's

1198
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:16,359
where there's a lot of tongue.
But then I can see teeth tracks out.

1199
01:18:16,359 --> 01:18:19,000
We got a problem here. That's
a great first date, that she

1200
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:24,199
likes sprinkles or yeah, oh right, yeah, what does that mean?

1201
01:18:24,239 --> 01:18:29,319
She didn't want chocolate twist? Chocolate
twist? I'd like to be a banana

1202
01:18:29,359 --> 01:18:34,960
split. Yeah, what does a
banana split means? I don't know.

1203
01:18:35,079 --> 01:18:40,399
We knew we should make up a
Mexican Sunday. Maybe she's, oh she

1204
01:18:40,520 --> 01:18:44,600
likes it hot, Yeah, spicy, different language, uh huh? Oh

1205
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:47,840
a moon pie? Maybe a moon
pie, moon pie. She's in the

1206
01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:53,000
universe, Yes she is. Oh, she's she's a hippie. She's a

1207
01:18:53,079 --> 01:18:57,439
hippie. A hippie. I mean, different women drink different things of bars.

1208
01:18:57,439 --> 01:18:59,399
If you see somebody, just do
a shot after shot, you can

1209
01:19:00,239 --> 01:19:05,359
you know if somebody's drinking wine,
maybe a little more for uh, they're

1210
01:19:05,399 --> 01:19:11,159
drinking beer. Are you out with
me? No? You remember that dirty

1211
01:19:11,159 --> 01:19:15,159
martinis? And no no, I
can't do that fucking ship dirty martini with

1212
01:19:15,199 --> 01:19:21,000
you. You love them? Oh
God, Doug, they fucking you.

1213
01:19:21,079 --> 01:19:29,199
It's like you're roofy somebody. Hey, baby, so they came out to,

1214
01:19:29,399 --> 01:19:31,359
uh start me up. It's only
rock and roll, but I like

1215
01:19:31,399 --> 01:19:36,840
it. Let's spend the night.
Let's spend the night. I have angry.

1216
01:19:36,880 --> 01:19:40,600
I don't know Angry is a new
song. That's a new one from

1217
01:19:40,680 --> 01:19:45,319
Uh Hackney Diamond Do Do Do,
Heartbreaker, Heartbreaker, Monkey Man, Monkey

1218
01:19:45,359 --> 01:19:49,880
Man, I Love you Don't know
Monkey Man, Oh yes, monkey Man,

1219
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:55,920
Whole Wide World, tumble Dice,
You can't always get what you want?

1220
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:59,079
Okay? Yeah? Little Straight No, little teen a, hand tell

1221
01:19:59,119 --> 01:20:01,960
me straight being little tena. Were
all Keith Richards. He came out and

1222
01:20:02,000 --> 01:20:06,279
they actually sang now in and I
saw, I saw them and it might

1223
01:20:06,279 --> 01:20:11,000
have been Giants Stadium in ninety four
and Keith sanging. They booed, Oh

1224
01:20:11,119 --> 01:20:15,439
yeah, they booed. But I've
seen him at the Stars Fest they did.

1225
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,560
Does Mike go off stage? Yeah
he does? Yeah, Mick went

1226
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:21,119
off stage. And this was all
Keith. Keith had a band I loved

1227
01:20:21,159 --> 01:20:26,680
called the Expensive Winos. Uh.
You know, most people aren't gonna like

1228
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:30,279
that kind of music, but I
just love that. That really bluesy.

1229
01:20:30,640 --> 01:20:33,000
Yeah. What was the what was
the song of the whole Yeah, Sympathy

1230
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,760
for the Devil they did, Yeah, Hockey Talk Woman, Miss You Gimme

1231
01:20:35,840 --> 01:20:40,560
Shelter painted Black, Jumping Jack Flash
Yeah, and the iencore was I Can't

1232
01:20:40,600 --> 01:20:46,039
Get No says A can't get No, sat tis Faction. I don't remember

1233
01:20:46,239 --> 01:20:50,800
much of the end after Happy,
I don't recall many of the songs after

1234
01:20:50,880 --> 01:20:55,560
Happy, you know, after Heavy
Happy was a third song in No it

1235
01:20:55,640 --> 01:20:59,800
was I was talking to my dad
and uh, he goes, uh,

1236
01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,039
it's like you and your brother had
a good time. And I think my

1237
01:21:01,119 --> 01:21:05,439
dad was really pleased, Like,
I don't know anybody who doesn't speak to

1238
01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:09,560
their siblings. I don't know that. My father's like he thinks that there

1239
01:21:09,560 --> 01:21:12,520
are any many people who don't speak
to their siblings. He and his brother

1240
01:21:12,600 --> 01:21:15,600
always got along, and I said, I don't think I know anybody who

1241
01:21:15,640 --> 01:21:17,359
doesn't. He's like there's a lot
of them out there. And you know,

1242
01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,199
it was like he was really excited
that we were going to the show.

1243
01:21:21,039 --> 01:21:24,560
And then he called me today to
kind of find out how the show

1244
01:21:24,600 --> 01:21:30,640
went, and he said, h
yeah, you guys had a good time

1245
01:21:30,640 --> 01:21:31,840
and I said, ah, yeah. I said, uh, he goes,

1246
01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:35,600
have you recovered? And I didn't
want to say I'm feeling it more

1247
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:40,079
today. It's like a car actually
a couple like two three days after the

1248
01:21:40,079 --> 01:21:43,920
car accident, you go, God, damn, my shoulder really fucked up.

1249
01:21:43,920 --> 01:21:48,439
My shoulder not too long ago,
I had a really bad Sarah,

1250
01:21:48,479 --> 01:21:50,479
and I think it took me a
day and a half recover. I can't

1251
01:21:50,479 --> 01:21:54,439
remember what he was doing though.
Well, this is like delayed reaction.

1252
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,640
I worked, I ran, I
did everything, but today it was like

1253
01:21:56,880 --> 01:22:00,000
sometimes, Yeah, it just took
a while to catch up to you.

1254
01:22:00,119 --> 01:22:03,760
So my father's saying and I said, he goesh, do you guys drink

1255
01:22:03,800 --> 01:22:08,920
a lot? And I said,
ah, what do you think, dad?

1256
01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:16,399
I go, we drank a palette
each And he goes, if you

1257
01:22:16,439 --> 01:22:21,319
were fifteen, i'd care. Why
did you ask? Well, he was

1258
01:22:21,399 --> 01:22:25,680
just making, yeah, making a
conversation. That was the thing. Well,

1259
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:28,600
well, here's the thing now.
I don't know if you've seen this

1260
01:22:28,840 --> 01:22:32,439
or not, if it's correlated to
your business that you work in the hospitality

1261
01:22:32,479 --> 01:22:38,479
business as a bartender. They are
seeing liquor sales go down. Yes,

1262
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:41,840
not not significantly, but there are
I had a liquor salesman say to me,

1263
01:22:41,920 --> 01:22:45,399
yeah, I'm down now. Liquor
sales were always something that we thought,

1264
01:22:45,840 --> 01:22:49,439
or at least I believed, were
recession proof, good times or bad

1265
01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:53,399
times. I'm drinking. I'm drinking
because I feel good. I'm drinking because

1266
01:22:53,439 --> 01:22:57,359
it's shitty. I'm drinking. I'm
drinking and drinking, And it was always

1267
01:22:57,399 --> 01:23:00,119
like if you went in I think
even during COVID, right you went into

1268
01:23:00,159 --> 01:23:03,279
a market View liquor or any of
these other liquor name, any liquor store,

1269
01:23:03,319 --> 01:23:06,720
there were lines sometimes, right,
So it was the only thing open,

1270
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:10,960
Yes, it was. It was
the only thing open. But even

1271
01:23:11,079 --> 01:23:15,199
during like I think like eight,
when the economy was rocky, liquor was

1272
01:23:15,239 --> 01:23:16,159
doing fine. You know what I
mean, you got to catch your little

1273
01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:21,479
buzz. So now it's I'm wondering, is it the We've been talking about

1274
01:23:21,479 --> 01:23:26,319
this for a while, that the
drinkers are are dying off and there's nobody

1275
01:23:26,319 --> 01:23:31,960
replacing him because THERE'SMMI gummies. Marijuana
is legal, so you don't have to

1276
01:23:32,359 --> 01:23:36,399
sold to a bar. I just
stay at home and Papa Gummy and Papa

1277
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:40,920
Gummy and hey man, hey man. Well look, I like drinking for

1278
01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,800
the social aspect. I like drinking
because I can I know my throttle even

1279
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:48,479
though I go right fucking through it, like like Evil Knievel. There's an

1280
01:23:48,479 --> 01:23:51,840
old reference for you. I'm like
Evil Canievel trying to make it over the

1281
01:23:51,840 --> 01:24:00,039
fucking mountains. I can make those
fifty right over. I can't do it,

1282
01:24:00,159 --> 01:24:02,239
so ushing into the twelfth dollars,
you got it, I go right

1283
01:24:02,279 --> 01:24:05,319
coming back, hitting the bathroom door
and the like, this is the last

1284
01:24:05,359 --> 01:24:09,720
time I'm ever going to make this
job. And white Wall Sports like,

1285
01:24:10,079 --> 01:24:15,760
yeah, we're gonna cover him in
August. So I had an evil Knievel

1286
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,880
toy. I had the motor and
I used to rev it up, and

1287
01:24:18,920 --> 01:24:23,159
I had the It was almost like
a rubbery doll of evil and evil.

1288
01:24:23,199 --> 01:24:25,800
He had the helmet and the outfit. He was almost like the Elvis heltfit

1289
01:24:26,239 --> 01:24:29,039
that he would wear. He was
a dick. Did you ever watch that?

1290
01:24:29,319 --> 01:24:31,960
There's a documentary about what Ricky?
Yes, I love it. I

1291
01:24:32,039 --> 01:24:36,600
love it, like broke every bone
in his body, still in the Guinness

1292
01:24:36,600 --> 01:24:41,319
Book World records for most broken bones. Yeah, no, ship, Yeah,

1293
01:24:41,359 --> 01:24:45,000
I didn't know that. Look at
that. This podcast side was just

1294
01:24:45,239 --> 01:24:50,680
I'm gonna be featured in uh Rochester
Women's magazine for what they're doing Men's edition,

1295
01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:55,479
and uh they sent me a bunch
of questions. So I've been chipping

1296
01:24:55,479 --> 01:25:00,000
away at the questions, writing thoughtful
answers. What are some of the quest

1297
01:25:00,279 --> 01:25:04,000
Well, what inspired you to get
into radio or media in back in the

1298
01:25:04,039 --> 01:25:09,119
day, and I wrote one of
the things I loved about radio and now

1299
01:25:09,159 --> 01:25:12,800
with podcasting it's not so much the
same because we have cameras and things.

1300
01:25:13,439 --> 01:25:17,920
Is I loved imagination. So there
was a guy when I was nine or

1301
01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:23,319
ten on a top forty station in
my hometown and he was building the world's

1302
01:25:23,399 --> 01:25:26,800
largest meatball in the parking lot.
And I could fucking see it, you

1303
01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:29,039
know what I'm saying in my head, I could see it. That's so

1304
01:25:29,279 --> 01:25:30,840
fucking cool. I want to be
there. I love the voices and the

1305
01:25:30,880 --> 01:25:33,840
silly jokes and the stuff I go. I want to play with these guys.

1306
01:25:34,039 --> 01:25:39,680
That's what I want to do.
And I think that words and can

1307
01:25:39,720 --> 01:25:42,439
paint pictures. And I think that, you know, I used to say

1308
01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:45,359
that words, you know, words
don't hurt and this and that, But

1309
01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:47,079
I think words are, actually,
now that I've gotten older, very powerful.

1310
01:25:47,159 --> 01:25:50,560
And if you use to write words, you can be as funny as

1311
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:53,880
you want to be. You can
be as hurtful as you want to be.

1312
01:25:54,239 --> 01:25:57,880
I have a real gift of a
very sharp tongue when I'm mad,

1313
01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,800
and I can come and with words
and it can really hurt people. So

1314
01:26:01,199 --> 01:26:03,920
anyway, that was one of the
questions, and that's one of my answers.

1315
01:26:04,279 --> 01:26:08,760
Something along those. I think that's
being missed in the society younger society

1316
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:12,960
of vocabulary words. I don't.
Yeah, I remember having to do vocabulary

1317
01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,960
words every day grammar school and then
tell you something. You get it,

1318
01:26:15,199 --> 01:26:24,079
you walk in a class. Why, I just me, I've always interrupted

1319
01:26:24,199 --> 01:26:30,239
you. I have. I grew
up with somebody who has a dictionary that

1320
01:26:30,600 --> 01:26:35,359
I guarantee you don't know anybody who
has this dictionary in their house. Okay,

1321
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:44,199
it is the Oxford Underbridged Dictionary of
Regional Slang. Never even heard it's

1322
01:26:44,279 --> 01:26:48,560
what I'm saying. My fucking father
we talked about words like he had the

1323
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:54,039
word which now has gained some popularity
because it's a sort of a funny word.

1324
01:26:54,680 --> 01:26:58,319
But back in nineteen eighty five,
we were saying fard f a r

1325
01:26:58,439 --> 01:27:02,439
D. It means to apply makeup. Ort was the little crust on the

1326
01:27:02,600 --> 01:27:06,520
or like whatever scraps were on your
plate was called orts, and you're gonna

1327
01:27:06,520 --> 01:27:10,520
eat those orts. You sounded like
morons, right, because he didn't know,

1328
01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:14,920
but these were all words. He
has one of the most amazing vocabularies

1329
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,880
ever, and I remember him.
He would always brag, eh, I

1330
01:27:16,920 --> 01:27:21,000
took the the l sat or not
the l sets the whatever it is for

1331
01:27:23,319 --> 01:27:28,000
what grad grad record exams, and
he got a perfect score on English.

1332
01:27:28,159 --> 01:27:30,079
I remember my year in the fourth
grade, says, can you use fascinating

1333
01:27:30,159 --> 01:27:33,880
a sentence? I go sure.
I got my aunt aunt Donna a sweater

1334
01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:39,119
with ten buttons, but her tits
were so big she could only fascinate little

1335
01:27:39,199 --> 01:27:46,000
dirty Johnny, little dirty eight getting
the coutner add more, But I don't

1336
01:27:46,039 --> 01:27:48,640
know, So let me just bring
this up for the gummies. Okay,

1337
01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:53,560
So, yes, the dying breed, the drinking breed is dying off.

1338
01:27:53,640 --> 01:27:57,159
Yeah. Yeah, Well that's a
great point because my old man was a

1339
01:27:57,199 --> 01:28:00,079
big drinker. He does not drink
anymore, but he used to. So

1340
01:28:00,239 --> 01:28:04,720
he loved Manhattan's pre made Manhattans.
And then I remember their thirty fifth wedding

1341
01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:11,239
anniversary party that we threw from my
parents when they were they I think their

1342
01:28:11,239 --> 01:28:16,479
marriage lasted thirty seven and then they
just okay, we made pictures of Manhattan's

1343
01:28:16,920 --> 01:28:20,399
and an old aunt was like all
excited, right, she was drinking them.

1344
01:28:20,439 --> 01:28:24,960
I was drinking, and my brother
was drinking. Yeah. Really yeah,

1345
01:28:25,119 --> 01:28:29,000
I don't drink whiskey, so but
I've made a ton of them.

1346
01:28:29,479 --> 01:28:31,279
If you're actually going to have a
get together with some of my friends.

1347
01:28:31,279 --> 01:28:35,279
We joked about that. The Sherlotte
boys, they're kind of spread out now.

1348
01:28:35,279 --> 01:28:41,239
They're in Hilton and Victor and Webster. They all get the absolutely I'm

1349
01:28:41,279 --> 01:28:43,239
in there. Another buddy's down.
Anyways, I'm like, hey, when

1350
01:28:43,239 --> 01:28:45,800
don't we have a happy hour in
my house and I'll just I'll get all

1351
01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:49,279
the makings and I'll make sure Manhattan's
and uh muddle Ottle fashions are like I'm

1352
01:28:49,279 --> 01:28:55,159
in like, fuck, yeah,
get together, bring the wives over my

1353
01:28:55,199 --> 01:29:01,680
small little place. Drink Martinez.
Yeah the uh what's gonna be dirty or

1354
01:29:01,680 --> 01:29:12,520
the place of the Martini. But
Howie Mandel's wife, You gotta find a

1355
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:15,840
picture of Howie Mandel's wife. She
took a header in Vegas. She fucked

1356
01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:19,600
up her face bad, really bad, Like she's got bruised eyes, the

1357
01:29:19,640 --> 01:29:24,159
whole scary. Well it's bad too, Yes, it is, because when

1358
01:29:24,159 --> 01:29:28,279
you take aheader, we think that's
how we people think. That's how Bob

1359
01:29:28,319 --> 01:29:32,840
Sagat died. That something happened with
Bob and he hit his head he fell

1360
01:29:32,880 --> 01:29:36,159
in his hotel room and whacked his
head. Some people think it's because he

1361
01:29:36,199 --> 01:29:40,920
got the COVID shot in it.
Yeah, I know, you never know.

1362
01:29:41,039 --> 01:29:45,720
It could be uh so, but
Howie Mandel's wife is all banged up.

1363
01:29:45,359 --> 01:29:48,920
People were going and how he came
out saying she was not drinking.

1364
01:29:49,119 --> 01:29:54,039
This is not a drinking thing.
Blah blah blah. Now they're going she

1365
01:29:54,159 --> 01:29:57,680
had a gummy. Oh she had
a gummy, And sure enough. And

1366
01:29:57,760 --> 01:29:59,960
I'll tell you what, if you
don't know what you're doing with the gum,

1367
01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:03,560
you can really I don't like.
Well that okay, So that's where

1368
01:30:03,640 --> 01:30:06,960
with alcohol again, I go back
to I kind of know where the throttle

1369
01:30:08,039 --> 01:30:11,640
is. I can have two three, I'm fine, or we're just gonna

1370
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:15,520
floor it, or or we're going
right evil and we're going fucking evil.

1371
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,479
Can evil right into the side of
the canyon. That's fine. What's the

1372
01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:21,119
matter? You get to call get
a text? Who's this? I think?

1373
01:30:21,239 --> 01:30:25,479
Oh? That was my nephew.
Was he trying to call you?

1374
01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:29,479
He just he just walked by.
Oh he just waved. Yeah, oh

1375
01:30:29,560 --> 01:30:31,159
yeah, he was poking his head
in. He's at the Chinese restaurant.

1376
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:35,119
Tell him to come in, we
can have an interview. All right.

1377
01:30:35,239 --> 01:30:40,479
So what I'm saying is these gummies
you can't unless you know what you're doing.

1378
01:30:40,520 --> 01:30:45,359
Like the five miligrams are good.
So my father, who never alcohol

1379
01:30:45,560 --> 01:30:48,800
but nothing else. I think he
smoked cigarettes when I was many many men,

1380
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:54,479
many years ago, so he wanted
to He's been wanting to try these

1381
01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:57,800
gummy He keeps going, Hey,
how about those gummy bears? What do

1382
01:30:57,840 --> 01:31:00,079
you think of the gummy bears?
My mother was with my brother and she

1383
01:31:00,279 --> 01:31:03,359
had one, and my brother called
me and just put her on FaceTime and

1384
01:31:03,399 --> 01:31:06,600
she's just laughing around. Yeah.
So I said to my father, I

1385
01:31:06,640 --> 01:31:11,520
go, hey, listen, it's
either Stevia or you gotta do Indica.

1386
01:31:11,520 --> 01:31:14,239
But Indica would be in the couch. So you want to just kind of

1387
01:31:14,279 --> 01:31:17,159
hang and be You want to make
sure that you know the Stevia will make

1388
01:31:17,199 --> 01:31:19,840
you laugh. That'll be the one
to make you laugh, and then that'll

1389
01:31:19,880 --> 01:31:25,600
be good. Doug's nephew just walked
in. Yeah, Nikki G Nicki g.

1390
01:31:26,720 --> 01:31:29,640
He works in social media somewhere.
NICKI sit on the end the end

1391
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:33,239
one there, that's easier one than
that way we can we can. I

1392
01:31:33,279 --> 01:31:35,840
thought that was you. I'm like
that, can't be NICKI, what are

1393
01:31:35,880 --> 01:31:39,880
you doing out here? I was
literally just walking by Fairport on a date

1394
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:43,960
right now, and I like saw
the podcast Studio Girls. We're looking at

1395
01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:45,520
the Chinese restaurant on the corner,
so she's like, all right, I'll

1396
01:31:45,520 --> 01:31:48,600
look at food. I'm gonna come
say hi. We were just talking about

1397
01:31:48,920 --> 01:31:51,600
first dates and is this a first
date? No, no, no,

1398
01:31:51,439 --> 01:31:56,119
no, this is you guys been
dating for a while. It's like within

1399
01:31:56,199 --> 01:32:00,520
the first month. Can I tell
him what we discussed? Yeah? Are

1400
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:03,039
you sure? Yeah? About taking
a first date to an ice cream?

1401
01:32:03,039 --> 01:32:09,159
Problem? Heard worse? Yeah,
okay, because we said four twenty six

1402
01:32:09,359 --> 01:32:12,159
and we just got ice cream,
so okay, well, yeah, we

1403
01:32:12,159 --> 01:32:15,359
were saying that way we're going to
go. Did you watch how the ice

1404
01:32:15,359 --> 01:32:21,359
cream? She like, I love
it was with a with a bolts.

1405
01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:26,640
It was a lot more Yeah,
yeah, kind of dainty. That is

1406
01:32:26,720 --> 01:32:28,840
dainty and night. Yeah. Yeah, well there you go, very old,

1407
01:32:28,880 --> 01:32:33,760
but no speak how long you've you
been dating. It's been almost exactly

1408
01:32:33,840 --> 01:32:35,760
a month. Oh no, like
a month and a half. Actually,

1409
01:32:36,159 --> 01:32:40,840
okay, there you go. Very
good. He's got three siblings doing better

1410
01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:44,720
than Doug. Yeah, right,
it's you know, when they get married

1411
01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:47,399
before I do, it's just gonna
be gonna be taking care of me,

1412
01:32:48,039 --> 01:32:51,960
nursing home, wiping my assy.
What do you do? Give me some

1413
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:58,000
he's of the age, like gummy
or or are you doing a gummies?

1414
01:32:58,039 --> 01:33:01,399
You don't drink like weed gummies and
stuff? Yeah, Like I drink socially,

1415
01:33:02,359 --> 01:33:04,840
but gummies are the thing where it's
like if I finish a day at

1416
01:33:04,880 --> 01:33:09,079
work and I'm like there's an anime, I gotta binge, or I just

1417
01:33:09,159 --> 01:33:11,880
want a vibe, I will pop
a gummy and I just like lay back.

1418
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:14,359
Yeah. I have cats, I
have a dog, and so we

1419
01:33:14,479 --> 01:33:17,279
just vibe together. Yeah, did
you give them the gummies too? I

1420
01:33:17,319 --> 01:33:21,479
have had not. My cat's getting
the gummy phole gummies. One time I

1421
01:33:21,560 --> 01:33:27,840
popped a gummy my cat overdosed on
cat n it by accident. And I

1422
01:33:27,920 --> 01:33:31,520
was like at my desk, like
leaning back, and my cat's like twenty

1423
01:33:31,560 --> 01:33:35,680
pounds, and so she jumps up
on my lap and like matches my energy,

1424
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:39,600
like tummy up, like just staring
at the screen. She's like,

1425
01:33:39,640 --> 01:33:43,000
Yo, what's we watching? That's
a good night, that's a good night.

1426
01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:48,399
Well, the gummy we're saying that
they're seeing like alcohol sales have gone

1427
01:33:48,479 --> 01:33:55,199
down a little bit because of what
they believe maybe the marijuana legalization of marijuana

1428
01:33:55,239 --> 01:33:58,920
in some areas that people are just
kind of staying home or doing that instead.

1429
01:33:59,079 --> 01:34:00,560
And a lot of times if you
mix the two, it can be

1430
01:34:01,239 --> 01:34:04,239
you know, well, you know, you get a little message of wine

1431
01:34:04,239 --> 01:34:08,239
and then back in the day you
might bring your kids to the bar and

1432
01:34:08,279 --> 01:34:14,439
get Super Bowl squares or something,
you get cocktails, and now you don't

1433
01:34:14,439 --> 01:34:17,000
do that, and Grandpa goes out
for maybe one or two and his son,

1434
01:34:17,039 --> 01:34:21,840
but then the sun's son to go
out to just pap a gummy And

1435
01:34:23,760 --> 01:34:26,640
that's pretty much what like everyone my
age does. Now. None of my

1436
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:29,520
friends drink, except for like if
we're at a place where it's like,

1437
01:34:29,560 --> 01:34:31,439
okay, we'll squeeze in a beer
too, But for the most part,

1438
01:34:31,439 --> 01:34:33,600
it's like, okay, once we're
done for the night, though, well,

1439
01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:38,079
Papa gummy will hit a pen or
something and then we'll just let it

1440
01:34:38,119 --> 01:34:41,800
take a vape pen. Yeah,
something like that, Like what did you

1441
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:44,560
think there's also like weed pens and
one do you think it was your apartment?

1442
01:34:44,560 --> 01:34:48,640
A pig pen? Yeah, he's
on a roll call him. But

1443
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:58,840
Doug's gonna be doing a comedy show
Thursday night at the Remedy it Fingerlakes Gaming

1444
01:34:58,840 --> 01:35:00,840
and Racetrack. You have to eighteen
and bring your license. That's it.

1445
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:04,520
That ID you just have. Okay, yeah, and it's that's it.

1446
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:10,800
Don't take what's your girl's name,
Ankita Akita? Yeah she's from India.

1447
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:16,880
Oh okay, where was the show? Figure like skiming, and then well,

1448
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:19,960
yeah it should be fun. Yeah, all right, I should bring

1449
01:35:20,119 --> 01:35:26,159
some They are good kids kids.
He seems like a very nice, bright

1450
01:35:26,239 --> 01:35:29,039
guy. I'm like, slightly biased, but I think we're pretty cool.

1451
01:35:29,159 --> 01:35:30,960
I think I wish I had a
text a little more often. But I

1452
01:35:31,079 --> 01:35:34,960
met your parents. I'm just the
uncle that you know that was cool Beck

1453
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:39,039
in the day, Very cool Uncle
Charlie. Uncle Doug. Here was the

1454
01:35:39,039 --> 01:35:42,039
one where we'd like, he would
take me on a car ride and we'd

1455
01:35:42,079 --> 01:35:45,119
be blasting a c DC the whole
time, and then we'd go to like

1456
01:35:45,159 --> 01:35:46,239
garage sales and he'd be like,
all right, listen up, and we

1457
01:35:46,319 --> 01:35:48,640
go to like the comic section.
He's like, here's X Men from the

1458
01:35:48,720 --> 01:35:51,399
nineties. He's like, I read
this one. He's like, you get

1459
01:35:51,399 --> 01:35:55,560
you'll like these ones, and so
a lot of my like comic book taste

1460
01:35:55,600 --> 01:35:58,520
is a little kid, and I
love comic books now. Was like from

1461
01:35:58,600 --> 01:36:00,079
him taking me to different place and
be like, all right, so here's

1462
01:36:00,119 --> 01:36:03,239
super Friends and he's like, I
was working on a screenplay for Superman last

1463
01:36:03,239 --> 01:36:05,760
week actually, and I was like
hell, yeah, all right, Like

1464
01:36:05,800 --> 01:36:11,880
that's pretty dope. What happened to
that same thing words of the movie,

1465
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:15,199
it's it's in the computer someplace.
Why aren't we looking at that? Because

1466
01:36:15,239 --> 01:36:17,640
you need money for that to happen, you know, now I forget it.

1467
01:36:18,399 --> 01:36:21,000
Why are we looking at it to
laugh at it? Ah? It's

1468
01:36:21,079 --> 01:36:26,239
so funny what I want to see? You want to He's trying to get

1469
01:36:26,279 --> 01:36:29,680
my movie A Night of a cat
at uh at a drive in Newark.

1470
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:33,000
Yeah, that'd be pretty rad.
I still haven't seen that. You haven't

1471
01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:35,399
seen it. I know because when
it came out, I was like,

1472
01:36:35,520 --> 01:36:40,399
I want you to uploaded so I
can nothing. Yeah that was twenty years

1473
01:36:40,439 --> 01:36:45,199
ago. I want you uploaded the
computer or my computer so I can put

1474
01:36:45,199 --> 01:36:48,119
it on websites and YouTube. We
were texting about that a while ago,

1475
01:36:48,199 --> 01:36:53,039
yes, and I was I'm so
down, but I don't have a copy.

1476
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:56,239
Okay, this is what we're gonna
do. We're gonna make it time.

1477
01:36:56,319 --> 01:37:00,960
I'll because I'll make you a meat
loaf deal. I love those meat

1478
01:37:00,960 --> 01:37:02,760
loafs. I used to cook for
the kids. Yeah, I'm that father,

1479
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:05,760
but that was my thing. I
would cook for the whole family.

1480
01:37:06,039 --> 01:37:12,479
And what I mean, I mean
spaghetti meatballs for six eight. I hear

1481
01:37:12,680 --> 01:37:15,039
the meat loaf was like Christmas every
week because there you got a meat loaf.

1482
01:37:15,279 --> 01:37:20,479
My mom only made spaghetti and unseasoned
kickd and so I grew up like

1483
01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:24,119
not liking either one because I was
like, oh my god. But when

1484
01:37:24,119 --> 01:37:29,640
it was meat loaf night, hell
yeah, all right, well those two

1485
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:33,760
out of three? Eight man,
all right, Dougie Fresh in the house

1486
01:37:33,800 --> 01:37:39,319
Thursday, seven o'clock. That's romany
finger Lakes Casino, finger Lakes Gaming and

1487
01:37:39,399 --> 01:37:42,920
Racetrack. We'll see you there.
Bring a valid I D Show kicks off

1488
01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:46,000
at seven Dougie Fresh, Greg Owins
and Bill Moran. That's right. Greg

1489
01:37:46,079 --> 01:37:49,479
Wentz is the headliner. Doug is
your feature. I will be your MC

1490
01:37:49,680 --> 01:37:53,319
for the evening, and we are
gonna have ourselves a blast. We're gonna

1491
01:37:53,319 --> 01:37:56,880
have a great time, absolute blast. I can't wait, me neither.

1492
01:37:56,920 --> 01:38:00,640
But if Doug Phelps doesn't work out, we can always go to the Felts.

1493
01:38:00,920 --> 01:38:03,359
Just saying, just saying, I
love Busty, I know you do.

1494
01:38:03,359 --> 01:38:10,960
Go get up hill and that him
Bill Moran will see you tomorrow.

1495
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:15,640
I woke a big holdtail, didn't
know what to do. I'm trying.

1496
01:38:15,680 --> 01:38:18,920
A TV won't rule. A letter
to you starting not a danger, the

1497
01:38:19,000 --> 01:38:19,960
mom in interstate