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Hey, everybody, welcome to Rose
Pricks. It's back to what are we

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doing Love Is Blind. I've got
two episodes that are going to be crammed

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into one, but I'm going to
tell you something. It's not going to

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really matter. It's not going to
feel like they're crammed into one because there's

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so much fucking wedding dress shopping and
I hate that. Okay, two things

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I'm going to say. Okay,
One, I fast forwarded through a lot

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of that. I hit my wall
with as and I've done this a while

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back. You know, it's not
my favorite show, so I just like

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I hit a wall with Love is
Blind. Don't worry, We're still gonna

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bring it today. But I have
a memory of being on the phone with

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you when you were getting married to
John. I mean I was at the

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wedding, but you were looking for
like kind of something to wear, but

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you're very dress well yes, but
it was very sex in the city,

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Miranda, because it was very like
I do not Oh my god, I

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feel like these women. You say, you're getting married and you want to

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dress and people are bringing you like
two joos and you're like, okay,

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no, remember that conversation. Yeah, I find a very like beautiful white.

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I mean, your dress was beautiful. It was perfect. It was

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it was very simple. It was
a clintalk. I think it was like

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a bridesmaid's dress maybe even. I
mean, it was so gorgeous. It

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was the perfect color, the perfect
fabric. Like you looked so but it

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was like you didn't want like two
year old. So watching them do this,

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I was thinking about you, like
how much worse even for you?

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Because it's just like, oh,
come on, yeah. Also, I

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just don't care about watching people go
shopping. It's my favorite thing. And

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then there's so many forced conversations in
there with like the parents and like you

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look so beautiful and I'm so the
only thing and I'll you know what,

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I'll say this now. I was
going to say it later, but it

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doesn't matter because we can just skip
through the scene now. But the only

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thing that I loved is Bliss's mom
is so amazing. I love it so

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much. She's so supportive, and
the whole time I was just like,

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why can't Bliss's mom be my mom? I know, how do I think

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that'll happen? I need a mom. Bliss doesn't even need a mom.

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She's fine, she's veried together,
Like, why can't Bliss his mom?

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She can't share, you can share
her mom. I mean the bad news

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is like your luck is going to
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which is he's not great, although
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bit, but we'll get to that. We'll get to that because we had

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a big thing with the dad and
Zach which was tough to watch, but

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I kind of understand where the dads
was coming from on that. So episode

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ten, we start out with Josh
and Jackie and listen, I'm just gonna

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tell you. I'm gonna tell you
right now, right fucking now, that

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Jackie is a bold faced liar and
I'm gonna tell you why because Jackie has

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come out and I teased this at
the last episode you may remember, but

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Jackie has come out and said,
oh, the editors did me dirty.

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And I had already broken up with
Marshall when they when we shot that scene

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in the coffee shop with me and
Josh kind of getting together, I'd already

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broken up with Marshall. Not true. There's definitely definitely no way that's possible.

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Because later in the episode, so
they're sitting there in the thing,

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and she says she says to camera, like, I haven't talked to Josh

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since Chelsea's party. Okay, so
seeing him today blah blah blah. All

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right, But then later she tells
Marshall, yeah, I just saw Josh.

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Oh like, oh really, so
there's so do you see what I'm

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saying, there's no way that the
breakup already happened if she's in the coffee

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shop, and she says, I
haven't. I haven't seen Josh since then,

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And then later when she breaks up
with Marshall, she's like, yeah,

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I just saw Josh and he's he's
into me basically, and I want

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to be with him. Yeah.
I mean, look, I'm not surprised

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by anything that you say that's sociopathic
about Jackie. I mean, of course

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she's lying. She's lying, she's
mean, but easy to prove that she's

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lying. I don't know why she's
coming out on ig going that's so wrong.

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And they did this. They shouldn't
have done that to me. It's

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like, bet you did it to
yourself. I'm so. She strikes me

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as someone that would like sue producers, you know what I mean, like

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would do all this shit and then
like turn it on you like she's she

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scares the hell out of me.
I'm so glad Marshall got out when he

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did. Josh is so perfect for
her, and I don't know if they

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end up consuming, they don't end
up together, but like he's just so

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the dangling cross earring the cringe,
like, oh, yeah, it's all

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bad. It's just bad bad,
And I'm not I'm not physically, I

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mean, they're both beautiful people.
Like it's not physical, they're just and

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it's not even really Josh's fault.
He liked her, she chose Marshall.

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He's just trying to get his now
because she's giving him like this message basically

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that like, well Marshall's not man
enough for me. Oh behind me,

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I'll take my time. What happened
behind the scenes is that he picked somebody

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else. He was between. He
was between Jackie and another girl, and

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this is why he and Marshall ended
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Marshall thought Josh was all set,
like Marshall didn't have any Josh was like,

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yeah, like this other girl.
So then later when Marshall's like,

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why are you freaking telling Jackie that, like you're gonna leave if if it's

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not if you're not with her.
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about this. Later he's like,
I don't know why he said he liked

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somebody else, he was going to
propose to somebody else. Oh my god.

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So that is why I was so
like, what the fuck? Like,

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why is this guy? Why is
he telling Jackie like I'm gonna leave

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if I can't be with you?
M hmm yeah, anyway, that is

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ridiculous. And then when she tells
the things, she's like, I told

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him to boss up, like she's
talking so much shit about him. You

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know, it's so mean because we
all talk shit, like everybody vents about

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everybody. You know, I get
that, but not on camp. I'm

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not going to come here name names
and talk shit. That's just mean.

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And Marshall never did anything to deserve
that. Really, I was so mad

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and that she's like, but I'm
willing to be with you, like poor

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Marshall, good, go be with
Josh. Yeah. And then she is

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of course so crass. She's like, yeah, like when you came in

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to the like Chelsea's party, like
my nipples got hard, like I heard

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your voice and my nipples got hard. And he's like that's a little scary,

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but okay, I mean I'm not
going to be ignored Josh. Yeah,

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she said that. Yeah, okay, So then we go, oh

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god, so we go briefly back
to the suit fitting. Yeah, and

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Marshall's really about now he's starting to
get pissed. Yeah, well he had

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finally. Yeah. She's like,
He's like, she didn't even text me,

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like come on, like I'm over
it. It was how that's tough

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to watch? That was really kind
of tough. Well, a lot of

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it was tough to watch with Mica
and Candy Finnigan. I keep thinking her

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mom is Candy Finnigan. Candy Finnigan
from Intervention? Is there for there's a

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lot of reason to Clare, who
loves you like crazy? I just want

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to see you get your life back. And Mike's like, I have my

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life. I love Paul and is
this perm? I love a perm guy.

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And she's like, I just I've
seen you guys. You're drunk at

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the clubs. You're in the clubs
as you kids would say, and I

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just I don't want you doing that. Taking all this Fentanel and whatnot.

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And she's like, I don't I'm
not taking any fentanel and the huffing,

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huffing, the fumes, the computer
cleaner what No, Well, I know

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your friend Shelby's doing that. Okay, Well it's Shelby. Man. She's

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never going to be a friend of
mine. I'll tell you that, I

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will. Okay, let me ask
you this. If you had to choose,

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okay, for a friend, you
had to go for a best friend,

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and you had to spend an entire
week just the two of you,

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no phones, nothing, It's just
the two of you talking, and you

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had to choose between Shelby. I'm
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um, Jackie on her worst day. So Jackie's having like a meltdown,

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Shelby or who would the third one
be? Candy? Actually, Candy Finn

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again? Well, you would choose
Candy Fin again. Of course, we'd

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talk all day about sobriety and like, okay, do MICA's mom. We'd

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have a meeting. Oh okay,
so MICA's mom, Jackie or Shelby.

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Uh huh, but y'all day for
twenty fo hours a day, seven for

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seven. Oh god, you know
what you're gonna kill me. I think

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I would pick Shelby at this point, I think I No, I mean

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I would Candy Fin again. No, I mean the MoMA, MIA's mom,

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MICA's mom add the most boring.
You'd be making small talk with Micah's

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freaking mom for twenty four hours of
small talk. Okay, I'd rather Shelby

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would beat you up. She would
make me laugh. Shelby, what do

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you think I would just I would
just be like, oh my god,

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she's and she would be She would
entertain herself, you know what I mean.

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She would start a conversation and then
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She would just be talking. She
would take herself out. Yes,

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and I would have access. If
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good and bad because she would go
to real fast but also she'd be pretty

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terrible. Well, we can still
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So their dress shopping and she gets
Shelby gets interviewed, and she's like

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a different person. She goes.
I think Paul's a really nice guy and

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he probably wouldn't hurt her, But
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Which was like one hundred and eighty
degrees from girls. He's at it.

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It ain't it. And it's terrifying
that someone can't be like that. I

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mean, she's so she's so much. She terrifies me. She'd be I

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mean, Jackie would be last place, but I definitely And and it's so

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funny. Even when she's saying like, I don't know, I don't know,

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you can tell the mom doesn't like
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I feel like there's stuff we maybe
you know this, and I know who

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ends up. I know what happens
now, but stuff that they haven't seen.

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But maybe the stuff that they just
didn't see, or that he didn't

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see as an audience, because like, I don't know why they would all

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think that Paul was terrible for her. I would think he'd be great for

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her. They're just different, very
different, very different. Well, they

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don't like remember earlier when Shelby was
drunk and Mike is like, yeah,

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Paul's an environmental scientist, and then
Shelby goes, yeah, that's not my

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kind of person. I don't like
a scientist. I don't like, oh

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gosh, Paul, the big brains. Also, everybody brought somebody right,

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and everyone somebody was annoying me except
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But even when Bliss like she herself
and she's like, this is my

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beautiful baby, like this is my
baby's sister, this is my baby mom.

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I swear she said baby mom.
She probably didn't say that, but

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that's what I heard. And then
Kwami brought Jack from the pods. Who's

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Jack? What? I know because
he because Quam is the only one that

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isn't actually from Seattle's from Portland,
so he had to come up with a

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new friend so much, I really
do, and I will get to that,

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but I have to say I was
shocked how that turned out. So

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the ammy bone I have to pick
with Bliss's mom is that when Bliss comes

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out in the dress with these giant, giantic michelin Man sleeves, yeah right

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yeah, and Bliss's mom is just
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no, it's not, can you
It was very Renaissance fair yeah, like

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would you be my wench for the
name? And then you're like, please

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stop talking like us, you're my
friend. I know that you're just in

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this theater group. I know you. Okay, okay, sold we can

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have an I have a sold fight, like a fight one right. Yeah.

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Remember the Genine Garoffalo joke about renfairs. It's one of my It's one

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of the reasons I wanted to go
into stand up because of that Janine Garoffalo

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joke. How do you say?
Um? She goes, I already get

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a diet coke and she's like,
pranktail is a diet coke And You're like,

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you're wearing a swatch. Yes.
I saw that so long ago.

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It was like in the eighties.
She had done some show on Comedy Central

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or something, and I never even
really understood that. I never saw comics

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in a way that like, oh
I could do that. I'm kind of

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like her, that's my boy,
you know what I mean. I was

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like, because we'd only seen like
Clasby and Eddie Murphy, Like I didn't.

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It never occurred to me. So
it like led me to loss of

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all of the everything we're doing right
now is because of that joke. That

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was the funniest. And all my
friends, because I went to performing arts

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performing arts high school, they all
loved renaissance fairs all the theater, of

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course they did. And I was
like the only one that was like,

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what's wrong with me? Why does
everyone love this? This? This is

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terrible? Well you were right,
thank you? Okay, So marsh that

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oh well that brought a sister,
that's all I okay, yeah, cute

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sister. And then I wrote who
cares? I fast forwarded exactly. I

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bring us too, and then you
tell me if you have anything before this,

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but I bring us to Marshall coming
back into the place and Jackie's sitting

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there and she's like, Hi,
how are you, like as if he

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just came back from you know,
walking the dog. I'm trying, and

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then he does like a drinda kind
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that way later. I definitely put
a few things down there really quick.

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Go ahead, tell you, of
course, because I do have that way

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later. All right, they're all
just being annoying to me because everyone's like,

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oh my gosh, someone does that. They had the aid is something

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I must have been Micah, I
think so. And then Tiffany, of

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course, I wrote Paul's Harris grown
like a chia pet. I feel that

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was important to write down. M
but it had like it had been like

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you added a little water and it
just got like kind of a little bit

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bigger, and it gone to the
point where I wrote, I really would

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like to see him with a mohawk. That's something I was feeling at the

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time. Then I just got to
Shelby. It was like, Shelby's there,

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now she likes Paul because that's that
happened a little later. Let me

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just make sure there's nothing else pink. Oh god, Yeah, I was

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getting very annoyed with Chelsea um because
she's just so proud of herself about the

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pink. She's like still pink pumps. She like raises her dress. She

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looked beautiful. But it's like,
we get it, girl, you're like

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thirty five pink. You don't have
to own pink. Yeah, probably exactly

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exactly. And she's just holding court
with all her speeches and like just gets

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bigger and bigger, like and I'm
gonna have swans, like if she's always

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upping the anti and everything in our
house is gonna be pink, and there's

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gonna be at a moat. And
then here's the thing that could have annoyed

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me. She's just she the cute
siness of the thing. We've talked about

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this or I've said this a lot
about like house Hunters, where they're always

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like, oh my god, we're
so different. You're such a husband,

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my darling husband. We're nice.
She was going to go, but then

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she said something. She was talking
about how beautiful she looked in her dress.

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She's like, oh my god,
Kwamie's gonna be speechless for the first

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time. She does this laugh,
and I'm like, oh my god.

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First of all, between the two
of you, Kwamie's not the one that's

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talking too much. Oh that just
really. But I also put that Zach

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was being kind of sweet. I
guess when they went back to his suit

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fitting, he's kind of he grows
on me and then like grows off me.

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Right right then I wrote that now
I'm to where you just were.

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Bliss's mom is so sweet, but
that dress is kind of awful, like

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a Renaissance scars to see all right
now now I'm caught up. Now Marshall

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okay, sorry, okay, So, so Marshall's like not good. And

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so then then he's like, well, why he goes why didn't? So

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I'm assuming that she was like,
you know, he knows she didn't show

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up for the drafts or whatever,
and he's like why did you say yes?

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And then um, Jackie's like she's
just such so full of excuses.

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It was real to me, It
was real to me, you know.

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But gro yah, Bra, But
like i'll tell you when, I'll tell

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you when I was like totally off
of you, bro, like when we

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came back from Chelsea's party and like
you were pressing on me and I was

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like, bro, I'm just trying
to go to bed. Like I get

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you need your feelings validated or whatever, but I need my sleep when a

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cuse. First of all, all
she's done is cry in this show.

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All she's done is be like,
but my family, I don't know how

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it can end. All he's done
is like stand there and validate her and

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be like I'm here for you,
like you know, I'm here to build

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you up, Like I'll stand here
whatever you need from me. And now

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he's like, I just want to
know if like we're together, and she's

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like, Brah, I need to
go to sleep right right, and just

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completely gaslighting him. Yeah. Completely, She's just being a monster, and

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then she drops the Josh bomb.
Is this where she does that? Which

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is well? She says? First, she says, he says, well,

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I've done nothing but right by you, and then for you to sit

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here and say that I require too
much, like which is true. She's

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basically going, you're too much,
You're too meany So then she says,

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I really tried to have feelings for
you, but I can't love you because

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I'm attracted to Josh. She's the
meanest. And then the big, the

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big thing. He's like, well, i'd like my ring back, which

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he said very calmly and obviously,
and she's like, now I'm gonna keep

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it yep, I mean, and
then he finally I think he just got

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I think there was like that light
bulb at that moment of like, fuck

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the rain, fuck all that,
I mean, forget it. Yeah,

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he just was like, let me
just and then watching him have to pack

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it really almost made me cry,
Like he just doesn't even know where to

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start. He has his little bag
and he's like, oh, I just

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felt. I know he's fine,
but I mean, was I forget this?

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Is it like the Bachelor where the
love is Blind pays for the ring?

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Or do they yes, Love is
Blind paid for the ring. So

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her whole thing was like, well, screw you because that you didn't buy

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the ring Love is Blinded. Okay. Attitude was like, okay, but

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you're supposed to only get the ring, like it's not payment for the show,

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Like you weren't intending to actually do
the experiment and marry me, right,

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So it's not like a family heirloom
or something that he gave, because

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that would be I'd fight to the
end of my life for that, like

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for nothing else, but that no
other causes. Um okay, yeah,

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in that case, I think he
was just throwing like he's like, she's

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so disgusting. Let me see if
I can get this ring and sell it.

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Yes, you know, good for
him, But I mean that's why

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you didn't fight that hard, right, right, because that would be weird.

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But it was kind of funny because
he can't. He doesn't get the

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opportunity to storm out because of the
packing thing. He's like, all right,

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well then I'm out of here as
soon as I get my stuff together,

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which I don't know where anything is, as soon as I get my

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face wash. Oh that's him so
much sensive. I really, she's so

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awful. To put the two people
together was really rough to see, like

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one of the worst, the worst
person this season. No, definitely the

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worst of Jackie and then one of
the best in Marshall like how sad.

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So then Jackie the camera's like,
you know, I'm not sorry. I'm

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not sorry, but I am crazy
and I need to do some self work,

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except that I'm not going to I'm
just gonna hook up with Josh.

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And then when she's like see you
around, like that was so rude,

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and he goes, you know you
won't, and then I love, I

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love how cool he was, though
he goes, I don't think you will,

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and then then she cries. For
a second, I was like,

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oh my god, you are just
nuts. Yeah, she's the worst.

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She's really really the worst. I
think the fact that he didn't cry.

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If someone said to me after that
cold and I've had some pretty cool breakups,

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if they said I was like,
all right, bye, see you

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around. Sorry, I couldn't be
attracted to you, like out of nowhere,

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right, I would be losing my
fucking mind. Yea cool, cool

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customer. Right, I'd be like, how did I become the bad guy

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in this scenario? Like you don't
like me, okay, but like,

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don't have to be rude about it, Okay, it's gonna be okayam are

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going to have a photo shoot.
She's like, as a little girl,

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I dreamed of doing a sexy lingerie
boodoir photo shoot with my sexy fucking husband.

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I don't know how I can't.
I was so grossy. Yeah,

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she just kept saying, I dreamt
of this. It was so Muriel's wedding.

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It didn't matter who the husband was, right, it never has mattered,

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Like her whole thing is like,
and we'll wear pink and we'll have

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pink everything. And then like,
you're not five, no, not a

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princess, Like what are you talking
about? It didn't matter who the guy

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was. But also you're also made
a sexy five year old. So since

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my dream of when I was five, I want to do boodoir vibes men

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shots us looking like we just fucked
each other's lights out. I just want

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all every I just want the whole
I want you to be able to smell

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sex off of these photos. And
so just oh my go uncomfortable, so

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awkward for Kwami, but also for
the photographer who's like, well he goes

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to get there like he didn't even
know he's not like a sex photographer.

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Finally, oh my god, and
she was giving me very Manson girl vibes

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here. Yes, the hair always
the ear sticking out, the kind of

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stringy hair that's like, you know
what. I haven't watched it in a

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while, but I did dry shampoo, like one ear sticks out of one

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side. I have that sometimes because
I have thin, kind of scraggly hair,

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and that happens. But like if
I were on a TV show,

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I kind of would probably make sure. Right, But okay, So so

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then so Quannie's like, what even
is this? That's what I thought he

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was feeling. So I'm gonna just
jump ahead a little. Okay, I'm

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not gonna go to ahead because I
know we're not spoiling, and just in

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case people are listening, I do. I'm not gonna say, but I

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do know what happens, because I
did. I got through twelve. I

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did. I've watched okay, ahead, so I do know what happens.

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But I am shizucked, right,
I am hawked. I mean I thought

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I read that like, there's no
way Quammie's into this, which I guess

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spoiled it for you guys, But
I mean, no, he's unspoiled at

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this point. Okay, And then
of course his mom is not into it

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either, like this fake storyline that
the mom was so upset. Oh yeah,

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there even a mom. We know
that he didn't really call her before

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because there's or they recreated it.
How about this maybe your mom doesn't want

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to be on the television show.
Yeah, well with this woman who's making

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you have like sex pictures, which
so he kind of gets into it,

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and then they have kind of a
serious conversation and it's why I was like,

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why is the shirt still off for
the serious convert put your shirt back

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on? And then photographer having it
like maybe you could bury your face and

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her breast for the next couple of
shots. He's like, no problem,

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what right? So yeah, she's
like, do you think you're ready to

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marry me? And he's like,
well, I know I love you,

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but you know I do have some
questions. And she's like, okay,

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okay, but besides that, will
you say yes that's right for you?

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But your mom doesn't give her approval. It's it feels like something that you

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would ask me. Okay, hold
on, if here's your choices, okay,

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okay, will you a say yes
to me at the altar? Even

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if your mom doesn't approve, b
say no at the altar even if your

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mom approves, because you think I
look like a man, syval Tie your

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mom up, not in a not
hurting her, but just enough for she

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can't like really speak her mind in
a basement somewhere. Get married to me,

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say yes, tell everyone you love
me. Then I'll tie your mom

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when it's too late for me to
object. And then but then if she

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really has some good reasons, then
getting course, getting old? Yes?

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Do you would you? Annul?
Ye? Would you stay long enough?

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Keep doing it? Let me ask
you this before we go. Skip Tiffany

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and Brett because I know we want
we love them. We skip them because

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we love them, right, there's
nothing else to say because we love yeah,

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for sure. But like, if
you had to choose any of these

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men, okay to marry, I
mean I would choose Marshall from this particular

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season, I'd go Marshall. I
don't know, I don't trust his taste.

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Oh good point, We're not going
to ever really be mean enough.

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No, I feel like I have
to preak Brett. Yeah, he's pretty,

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he's pretty fucking perfect. He's I
love his style, he's nice,

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he's like cool, he's yeah,
he's got money. He's speaking the way

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he handled her feeling stress as someone
who in high school they called me stressly.

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I don't know if you know that, but that is the truth,

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not a joke. I'm a stressed
out person and she expressed it and he

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was just like I said all the
right things. Yeah, he's like I

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get it. And she's like,
I'm tired, but she's not picking a

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fight, but she's like I'm tired, which never stopped her from sleeping before.

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Right in the pods, right right, But I just love them so

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much because it's just even the way
he just was like that got you,

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I got it. We're good,
and he just he didn't try to fix

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it. He didn't try to.
He just was like listened beautifully. And

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I love her because and this is
going to seem like a weird reason,

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but she doesn't. Sometimes she looks
really pretty, but she's not afraid to

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just like be a normal person.
She's stunning, yes, agreed, but

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she's also just pretty because of that, like the inner beauty is also what

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makes herself, but she's not afraid. Like there's a lot of scenes where

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she's really not wearing any makeup,
would you don't see that often. You

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don't see women that are not afraid
to just be like, yeah, women

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don't wear makeup all the time.
I love her so much. And then

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just to skip ahead, just for
a second, he surprises her with those

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cute photos and I was just like, again, they're perfect. Nothing else

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to say, nothing so adorable,
nothing to say. Okay, So I

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just wrote, Paul and Mike could
do science stuff. I don't even know

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what that means. Well, they
made wedding rings together, which I was

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like, this is this is worse
than like shopping for dresses, Like I

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couldn't There's no way I could care
any less about them putting their rings in

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a fire. Who as it?
So color me mine? Yes? Oh

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my god, no, yeah no, yeah. I was incredibly bored by

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that. Okay, so then this
is good Zach and Bliss meeting he's nervous

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meeting her dad Shaw. Yeah,
and I wrote, I miss Arena right

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now. It's not because I don't
like Bliss, but in this moment,

404
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I was missing Arena just for a
little drama, a little extra, want

405
00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:27.880
a little extra. So so now
I've seen this scene twice now, because

406
00:26:27.920 --> 00:26:30.480
I saw the first time, I
watched it, and then I rewatched it,

407
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:33.640
and you know, the first time
I watched it, I was like,

408
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:37.200
wow, bliss, his dad is
horrifying. He's so mean, he's

409
00:26:37.240 --> 00:26:41.000
so bad. Yeah. Rewatching it, I was like, you know who

410
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:45.839
the real anti hero is? Is
that? Zater No? The daughter with

411
00:26:45.880 --> 00:26:49.359
the sunglasses. Yes, it's like, what are you doing? You know,

412
00:26:49.559 --> 00:26:52.240
in the car, somebody had a
conversation with her which was like,

413
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:57.200
no, don't wear those Marrod Cops
sunglasses. It's not your this isn't your

414
00:26:57.240 --> 00:27:00.400
show, this isn't about you.
And she was like, I don't care.

415
00:27:00.039 --> 00:27:03.839
I'm wearing them. Oh my god, I thought the same. I

416
00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:06.880
wrote that Immediately I was like,
what is going on? And why is

417
00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:10.720
she wearing these sunglasses? And then
I went very back and forth on the

418
00:27:10.799 --> 00:27:15.240
dad because Zach was being so freaking
annoying. Yeah, this conversation like and

419
00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.839
another thing, and that's why I
went into law and he's like, who

420
00:27:18.960 --> 00:27:22.359
are you? How long have you
guys known each other? Like twenty days

421
00:27:22.440 --> 00:27:27.039
we've been dating twenty full days,
yes, and nineteen nights and he just

422
00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:30.839
couldn't. The dad just yes,
the father was mean. He was mean.

423
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.400
I can see. I could see
that he's a little emotionally abusive,

424
00:27:33.559 --> 00:27:37.039
but he was pushed into being mean
in his defense. And I'm telling you

425
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:41.720
what. Screening number one, I'm
like, fuck this guy. He's horrible

426
00:27:41.960 --> 00:27:45.839
porpulist. You know. Good for
her standing up for herself. Watching it

427
00:27:45.920 --> 00:27:51.039
again, I was like, this
got some good points and I felt like

428
00:27:51.119 --> 00:27:53.680
he was trying, like Zach does, start lecturing, you know, and

429
00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:57.599
then and then the thing is they
take people's licenses away, and you know,

430
00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:00.079
then they can't get their license,
and then they can't go to work.

431
00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:03.440
He goes, listen, this is
just like I'm passionate about this,

432
00:28:03.599 --> 00:28:06.960
and all the dad said, it's
like, yeah, I don't really have

433
00:28:07.000 --> 00:28:08.720
an opinion about that, honestly,
yeah, which I was like, okay,

434
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:14.240
me neither. Do we know what
he does? Is the dad like

435
00:28:14.279 --> 00:28:15.720
a cop or something? I mean, like he might be so far off,

436
00:28:15.839 --> 00:28:18.279
like so different than Zach, Like
what does he do? The dad?

437
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:21.359
I don't know, But the dad
was trying to bond with him on

438
00:28:21.440 --> 00:28:23.799
sports and Zach He's like, yeah, I got nothing I know, And

439
00:28:23.839 --> 00:28:26.920
I mean, to be fair,
it wasn't their fault, but it was,

440
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:29.680
like I wrote to Zach. I
wrote to him as though he's seeing

441
00:28:29.680 --> 00:28:32.839
this. I wrote, read the
room. This guy is not interested.

442
00:28:32.839 --> 00:28:36.440
You've gone on for so long about
like, yeah, exactly if the guy

443
00:28:36.519 --> 00:28:38.519
disagrees with you, Like if someone
has a DUI, personally, I do

444
00:28:38.599 --> 00:28:41.960
think they should take their license for
a while. Maybe they take the bus

445
00:28:42.079 --> 00:28:45.119
to work. I actually disagree with
you, Zach. Why are you using

446
00:28:45.119 --> 00:28:49.799
this platform for that? Right?
He's very The thing about Zach, which

447
00:28:49.799 --> 00:28:55.799
you'll see too in the reunion is
and I loved Zach up until the reunion

448
00:28:55.799 --> 00:28:57.640
and then I was like, oh, he's very no at all. He

449
00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:03.640
is very, very very high on
himself and his opinions, and he does

450
00:29:03.680 --> 00:29:06.000
think, hey, I've been through
a lot and I'm a great guy,

451
00:29:06.519 --> 00:29:10.119
and okay, but you can relax
and listen to other people a little bit.

452
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:15.000
So then they try to describe the
show to the dad and they're totally

453
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:19.000
ignoring, like Yahisha or whatever,
the step mom and the kids. They're

454
00:29:19.000 --> 00:29:22.359
just they're just blocking them out.
And they're like, okay, so do

455
00:29:22.400 --> 00:29:26.839
you know what a pod is?
And the dad's like, yeah, I

456
00:29:26.920 --> 00:29:30.559
know what a pod is and they're
like oh yeah. So they explain the

457
00:29:30.599 --> 00:29:37.039
whole thing and the dad just goes
Okay, you've known each other how long

458
00:29:37.119 --> 00:29:40.359
now? And then they go twenty
days. He goes, yeah, I'm

459
00:29:40.359 --> 00:29:42.240
not trying to be mean, but
good luck with that, which, in

460
00:29:42.319 --> 00:29:45.079
his defense, is like, what
else would you say you've known it?

461
00:29:45.160 --> 00:29:48.759
You haven't even been known each other
three weeks, I know. And then

462
00:29:48.799 --> 00:29:51.720
that's the thing you saw by the
way. I looked it up to see

463
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:55.200
what he did. Shaw whatever,
and I'm it's too many things to get

464
00:29:55.240 --> 00:29:57.519
through before, but it is reminding
us that where he did try with Zach.

465
00:29:57.599 --> 00:30:00.680
And then Zack's like, I'm not
too scared old at sports, and

466
00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:03.039
she I was like, sports is
not it? And then as the conversation

467
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:07.640
continued, Zach opens up about his
law career and went on a nervous rant.

468
00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:11.519
This isn't like a write up about
a Washington state law regarding suspended licenses.

469
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:18.799
Shaw had no interest. Yeah,
but they're not even really putting him

470
00:30:18.799 --> 00:30:19.759
down. They're just saying what we
just said, which right. And then

471
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:23.400
there's this picture of Zach looking so
he's got like his hand like you know

472
00:30:23.440 --> 00:30:26.680
when someone's like stroking their chin,
like they have so many important things to

473
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.039
say. He's doing in this picture. Well, so I think I feel

474
00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:36.480
like they're both Bliss and Zach are
both so amped up about convincing everybody that

475
00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:40.519
they know what they're doing, and
the poor dad he just goes and I'm

476
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:42.200
telling you, I hated him first
time, so but I'm watching it and

477
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:48.240
I'm like, okay. The dad
goes, look, you know I already

478
00:30:48.240 --> 00:30:51.480
I tried talking to your sister out
of her wedding, out of her marriage,

479
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:55.079
which clearly didn't work out. Remember, and he goes, she wanted

480
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:57.200
to marry a guy he worked for
me, you know, until I fired

481
00:30:57.279 --> 00:31:00.640
him or whatever, and they didn't
want to let intelligence factor into this.

482
00:31:00.880 --> 00:31:03.279
And then he goes, I mean, so obviously it didn't work out for

483
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:06.960
them, And he goes, I
mean twenty days is insanity. And he

484
00:31:06.960 --> 00:31:10.680
goes, I know you're happy,
but like, don't let this this happiness

485
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:15.799
like cloud, you know, making
good decisions. So Bliss goes, yeah,

486
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:18.079
So I'm like, she's a little
spoiled. She goes, yeah,

487
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:22.000
well, you and mom got divorced, and I have no intention of that

488
00:31:22.039 --> 00:31:25.799
happening. I want no part of
that. And in the dad's defense,

489
00:31:25.839 --> 00:31:29.640
he goes, I want the best
for you, right, And then he's

490
00:31:29.680 --> 00:31:33.440
like, I don't know him,
and she's like, yeah, exactly,

491
00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:36.359
you don't know anything about him.
Let me tell you about Zach. He's

492
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:38.440
like the greatest guy you're ever going
to meet in your entire life. And

493
00:31:38.799 --> 00:31:41.839
his background, like he even reminds
me of you. You guys have a

494
00:31:41.839 --> 00:31:45.799
similar background, so like upbringing,
so like you should like him. And

495
00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:51.279
the dad is basically just being like, yeah, but I don't know him.

496
00:31:51.359 --> 00:31:53.960
I mean I got that right away. I that was my feeling that

497
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:56.960
I kind of felt bad for Dad, but I also did feel bad for

498
00:31:57.039 --> 00:32:00.519
Bliss because just her death spiration to
get his approval. I mean, I

499
00:32:00.519 --> 00:32:05.160
think it goes so much deeper than
this show. I think in this case,

500
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:07.200
the dad's right. I mean,
he just can't fake it. He's

501
00:32:07.200 --> 00:32:09.200
just not that guy. He doesn't
seem like the warmest guy. But she's

502
00:32:09.200 --> 00:32:13.319
just like begging him to be nice
to her. Right, he just won't

503
00:32:13.319 --> 00:32:15.559
because he's pissed. He's probably really
tired. They make him film so much

504
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:20.680
longer than what like we see it's
hot, there's cameras. He hates it,

505
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:22.599
right, how did I get into
this? He probably is like,

506
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:25.200
is this the Bachelor? At least
he's like, no, it's a different

507
00:32:25.240 --> 00:32:30.119
show on Netflix. It's not been
around as long. No, right,

508
00:32:31.079 --> 00:32:35.079
okay, so, oh my god. And then he says the dad goes,

509
00:32:35.160 --> 00:32:36.799
we did you. I hope he
didn't just say this because I was

510
00:32:36.799 --> 00:32:37.599
just looking, but he I think. He goes, well, I mean,

511
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:39.799
I don't know what anything about Zach. I guess I think he's a

512
00:32:39.880 --> 00:32:43.400
lawyer. Did y'all check? Yeah? Did you say that? Just no?

513
00:32:43.880 --> 00:32:45.759
No, no, I was it
was coming up. Yeah. He

514
00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:49.319
goes, he's obviously intelligent, and
he's a talker. He's a lawyer.

515
00:32:49.799 --> 00:32:52.359
That's what he says. He is, did y'all? He goes, Jill

516
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:54.680
check kill do checks? I really
kind of like him. I think we

517
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:58.880
got to get Shaw on the show. Yes, let's try. I don't

518
00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:01.759
know how to do it. O, my god, let's make it happen.

519
00:33:02.000 --> 00:33:05.240
I would love that could be like, really, are on your side?

520
00:33:05.279 --> 00:33:07.359
We know they kind of are okay
or whatever, but like we got

521
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:10.599
it, you got it? Yes, okay, we mean to you.

522
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.400
Okay, So Chelsea, we should
probably move along because we got a lot.

523
00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:17.640
Okay, episode eleven, okay,
two days to the wedding. Yeah,

524
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.319
we're on Chelsea. Okay. So
Chelsea's like she's all in her feelings.

525
00:33:22.319 --> 00:33:23.720
She's like this last night, you
told me I can't take your name,

526
00:33:24.079 --> 00:33:27.799
like until your mom says it's okay, like that I take your name,

527
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:31.039
Like what the fuck is that?
And then Kwami says, yeah,

528
00:33:31.039 --> 00:33:35.119
but like my mom she raised me, and it'd be like weird, like

529
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:37.599
you know, like oh you raise
me up. But like now you have

530
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:42.400
no say and like who I marry? Yeah, Kwame, that's kind of

531
00:33:42.400 --> 00:33:45.720
how it works. Like you're a
big boy now and you can decide who

532
00:33:45.720 --> 00:33:50.240
you want to marry. She's wearing
those crazy glasses though during that conversation glasses

533
00:33:50.279 --> 00:33:53.079
come from. And also just I
wrote down twenty Days of Babe, which

534
00:33:53.119 --> 00:33:55.400
is what I think the name of
this episode. Oh my god, I

535
00:33:55.480 --> 00:34:00.480
love it because just so much,
babe, Babe, Babe, listen to

536
00:34:00.519 --> 00:34:01.960
me, babe, look at me, Babe. We've got more photoshoots.

537
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:06.799
Babe, Babe. I know you
feel like marriage is just gonna be like

538
00:34:06.799 --> 00:34:09.840
like tough and like laborious and like
like like hard, bab But like,

539
00:34:09.920 --> 00:34:13.920
Babe, I just want to see. I just want you to see like

540
00:34:14.000 --> 00:34:17.599
that it's going to have good moments
because then yeah, but the first year

541
00:34:17.679 --> 00:34:21.239
is going to be like really hard, like the hardest ear And she goes,

542
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:22.719
what, Babe, how do you
know about babe? Babe? We

543
00:34:22.760 --> 00:34:25.519
don't know what the hardest year is
gonna be, Babe. I felt at

544
00:34:25.559 --> 00:34:28.840
that moment so much that he was
just trying to set her up for like

545
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:30.400
a big no, but like,
what do I know? So then,

546
00:34:30.840 --> 00:34:32.880
yeah, the first year is gonna
be really hard. She's like, yeah,

547
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:35.679
but how do you know that the
second year is not going to be

548
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.159
worse? Like it could be like
a lot worse, babe. Okay,

549
00:34:38.159 --> 00:34:42.039
so then I have bliss. Then
I go to Bliss and Zach in the

550
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.920
hot tub, which I was having, I wrote, They're either in a

551
00:34:45.000 --> 00:34:47.519
pool or a really big hot tub, like an apartment building hot tub.

552
00:34:49.159 --> 00:34:52.519
It seemed like there was like steam. Yeah, it was steam. I

553
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:55.400
used to live on King's Road in
a studio apartment. Moved to LA and

554
00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.199
I sometimes get in the hot tub. Was before I was like, would

555
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:00.199
be great. Now I'd be grossed
out to get in the hot tub.

556
00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:06.760
And at my apartment complex and uh, Puck from the real world also lived

557
00:35:06.760 --> 00:35:08.760
there for some reasons and he was
always in there and it was so gross

558
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:12.480
it just scabs, scabby. I'd
be like, all right, I'm gonna

559
00:35:12.519 --> 00:35:15.239
get out. I'm gonna sit in
here with Puck. That's how they got

560
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:20.719
rid of his scabs. He's just
like with me. Just so the little

561
00:35:20.760 --> 00:35:22.800
little little name drop for you guys. I bet, I bet some of

562
00:35:22.800 --> 00:35:27.760
our audiences so young they don't remember
Puck from the real world. That was

563
00:35:27.880 --> 00:35:32.519
second season or third season? Wasn't
the second season? San Francisco? Was

564
00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:35.239
that? San Francisco? Was that
La? I don't know, I get

565
00:35:35.239 --> 00:35:37.760
confused. New York was first,
but yeah, it was. It was

566
00:35:37.840 --> 00:35:40.440
early. It was with my guy
that I ended up like kind of having

567
00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:43.840
a crush on for a while,
the one that married Pam, the doctor,

568
00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.559
oh, the cartoonists. Yeah,
I'm friends with him on Facebook,

569
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:49.679
but I can't remember his name.
That's not norm. But I know you're

570
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:52.840
talking about Jay. Liked with him
too, yes, yes, yes,

571
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:58.079
And the Norman friend. Oh well
he I mean I married him. But

572
00:35:58.199 --> 00:36:02.079
it doesn't like listen, it doesn't. God, you're such a one upper.

573
00:36:02.119 --> 00:36:07.119
It's ridiculous. I mean, yeah, like the hell sad that Puck

574
00:36:07.239 --> 00:36:13.239
is the thing. But also the
guy that created the magazine Jugs also well,

575
00:36:13.320 --> 00:36:15.559
yeah, and he didn't live in
the building because obviously but he had.

576
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:21.840
He had not strippers like women,
mistress and people that he set them

577
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.079
up in studio apartments in my complex. Oh god, you know what I'm

578
00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:31.079
saying. So he did, and
he asked me to shoot for jugs.

579
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:36.239
He asked if I wanted to see
that totally see this. Thank you,

580
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:40.119
Carl, and I said no,
thank you, sir, No thank he

581
00:36:40.519 --> 00:36:44.840
I said, Now, looking back, do you feel like that was a

582
00:36:44.840 --> 00:36:46.920
good decision or do you think it
was a missed opportunity. One of the

583
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:52.639
only good decisions I've ever made was
saying no jugs. I kind of thought

584
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:54.400
about it and asked, and I
wish I did it, no, because

585
00:36:54.400 --> 00:36:57.719
I thought about I was talking to
a friend about it kind of recently,

586
00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.559
and I was like, maybe that
could have paid for grad school or something.

587
00:37:00.599 --> 00:37:02.239
Now he goes, no, wouldn't
it had been like two thousand dollars.

588
00:37:02.760 --> 00:37:06.480
Well, you're not going to get
that's two thousand dollars. I thought

589
00:37:06.480 --> 00:37:07.679
you were going to say two hundred, and I was gonna say, Okay,

590
00:37:07.719 --> 00:37:10.880
that's low. But now you're saying
two thousand. You've turned me in

591
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:15.639
on this. I love that that
I think when I think back, like

592
00:37:15.920 --> 00:37:19.559
me, like just im posing for
jugs is gonna get me like sixty thousand

593
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:24.719
dollars. I could have become the
therapist. I always thought i'd be anyway.

594
00:37:24.840 --> 00:37:30.920
All right, So Bliss is saying
something that's annoying me. I wrote,

595
00:37:30.039 --> 00:37:35.280
stop saying, I'm getting nervous about
everything. I'm just so nervous about

596
00:37:35.320 --> 00:37:37.880
everything. And then Zach goes,
well, at some point we have to

597
00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:40.599
take a leap of faith, and
then Bliss says, okay, but that

598
00:37:40.679 --> 00:37:44.719
worries me because like, you got
engaged to somebody else and I thought you

599
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:49.400
were like committed to that person,
which God bless Bliss for continuing to bring

600
00:37:49.440 --> 00:37:52.960
that up. But at this point
you do have to kind of move on.

601
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:55.440
You either to believe him or not
or move on. You're right,

602
00:37:55.480 --> 00:37:59.840
I have been Bliss, and I
completely understand saying she's coming from. But

603
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:00.920
at the same time, yeah,
you're right. It's like, all right,

604
00:38:00.960 --> 00:38:06.440
well we're real close and I'm in
so right, so I'm committed to

605
00:38:06.440 --> 00:38:08.039
you. I'm not questioning that.
I'm not looking at anyone else. And

606
00:38:08.039 --> 00:38:10.880
she's like, no, I'm not
worried you're looking at somebody else. And

607
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:14.760
it goes the being okay, but
if I make a commitment to you,

608
00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:16.239
like I won't break that commitment.
And she's like, but I don't want

609
00:38:16.280 --> 00:38:19.840
you to stay with me just because
you made a commitment. And he's like,

610
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:22.840
I don't know what else to say
to that. Well, what he

611
00:38:22.920 --> 00:38:27.800
should have said is not yes to
Irena. You should not have picked Irene

612
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.280
in the first place, and then
she wouldn't have this problem. But whatever,

613
00:38:30.679 --> 00:38:32.599
okay, Tiffin? Then yeah,
And then I just wrote it doesn't

614
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:38.840
I wrote the Brett's family is perfect
and friends because of course, Right and

615
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:45.360
the dad are insanely delightful. I
wrote delightful. Oh my god, there's

616
00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:50.920
no other word. Delightful, happy, kind, interested, interesting, Yes,

617
00:38:51.119 --> 00:38:52.960
all the things like, I just
love. I've never loved a couple

618
00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:57.760
like this. I don't think I've
ever loved a man in my life the

619
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.639
way I love those two people together. Aside from my dad, I know

620
00:39:00.679 --> 00:39:04.880
that I don't ate yeah, brothers
so supportive. The dad's just like such

621
00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:07.000
like a simple kind of like he's
like, well, tell me about your

622
00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:09.320
upbringing, and she's like, when
I wasn't rich, And he's like,

623
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.039
you know, but my parents bubble
he's like, oh, I can't wait

624
00:39:13.079 --> 00:39:16.239
to meet your parents like that.
Yeah, just all good things and even

625
00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:21.320
when and I was it Brett,
I think it was yeah Brett saying yeah,

626
00:39:21.320 --> 00:39:22.400
we weren't the most huggy family.
He's like, no, we weren't,

627
00:39:22.480 --> 00:39:24.679
kid, but it was still love. Like they're not he's not trying

628
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:30.679
to rewrite history, like yeah,
adorable. Okay, Mica and Paul Mica

629
00:39:31.039 --> 00:39:36.039
there. Okay, So this scene, Paul's packing up his stuff because he's

630
00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:39.360
going to leave the apartment and not
see her again until the wedding. But

631
00:39:39.400 --> 00:39:44.920
it's like, I think this is
the day of the afternoon of their bachelor

632
00:39:45.119 --> 00:39:49.960
and Bachelor at parties. Okay,
So he's just gathering his stuff and she

633
00:39:50.840 --> 00:39:52.800
This is a I really want to
know what you think about this, because

634
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:59.079
it feels to me that it feels
like a sweet scene. She It feels

635
00:39:59.079 --> 00:40:01.239
to me that she's just like playing
with him and like kind of making fun

636
00:40:01.239 --> 00:40:05.599
of him, but in a fun
way. Like she holds up his shirt,

637
00:40:05.599 --> 00:40:07.679
the green shirt, and she's like, oh, here's that shirt,

638
00:40:08.400 --> 00:40:13.840
and then she holds up a blue
tank top and she's she's like, my

639
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:17.320
other least favorite shirt of yours.
And he goes my tank top and then

640
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:21.679
she says, yeah, like it's
kind of funny that you have like one

641
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:23.920
like that we can say like,
oh your tank top, like your one

642
00:40:23.960 --> 00:40:28.559
tank top and then you're one green
shirt. Like you can tell that this

643
00:40:28.599 --> 00:40:31.800
guy just doesn't really know how to
dress. Yeah, I actually thought she

644
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:36.960
was. I wrote she's cutely nagging
and I underlined cutely right, and then

645
00:40:36.960 --> 00:40:38.480
I said, there's something very cute, like I know is she was What

646
00:40:38.519 --> 00:40:42.239
she's saying, she's trying to make
like she thinks he's very funny, and

647
00:40:42.280 --> 00:40:45.800
the thing is he's really not right, it's really not and she wants that

648
00:40:45.840 --> 00:40:47.320
connection. So she's trying to be
like, look at us. We have

649
00:40:47.320 --> 00:40:50.960
these little games, right, but
he's not really playing again, No,

650
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:53.960
he doesn't even understand what's happening.
No, he doesn't, and his like

651
00:40:54.000 --> 00:40:58.239
brain is just shut down. I
don't know. But but then he says

652
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:02.360
he's saying stuff like uh, you
know, like we can't even go like

653
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.599
fifteen minutes without saying like I miss
you. Yeah, he's given her some

654
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:09.840
mixed signals there, totally mixed signals. He's like, you know, we

655
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:14.760
just like constantly like oh, if
I'm like away from her just for a

656
00:41:14.760 --> 00:41:16.159
few minutes, I'm like, oh, I kind of miss her, and

657
00:41:16.280 --> 00:41:20.400
you know I'm gonna be gone like
for the night, but I know we'll

658
00:41:20.440 --> 00:41:22.679
be like texting constantly, and I
know I'm gonna miss her. Dude,

659
00:41:22.679 --> 00:41:25.920
what the fuck? Yeah? That
was super weird. So then they go

660
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:30.199
to their their bachelor Bachelor atte parties. Chelsea is extra and she's bugging me.

661
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:35.199
She she keeps clap. I don't
like when people bad girls, bad

662
00:41:35.239 --> 00:41:38.039
girls club clap at me, like
bum bum bum. And so she's talking

663
00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:43.000
about she goes, I own who
I am. It's like, girl,

664
00:41:44.800 --> 00:41:49.639
I get it, I get it. I'm extra and I like it up

665
00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:52.559
about myself. Yeah, and I'm
gonna be a stripper and I'll slap my

666
00:41:52.599 --> 00:41:58.280
own ass and I'll do because this
is who I am. So yes,

667
00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:00.599
Oh that's right, she's doing all
that. Oh my, that was so

668
00:42:00.639 --> 00:42:04.599
embarrassing. Yeah. Then we flipped
to the guys and I forgot that Zach's

669
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.599
mom had been a stripper, and
I literally, oops, that's probably not

670
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:10.119
great for him. He handled it
well, he did, but I was

671
00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:13.960
like, what the why is the
show doing that? Are they just so

672
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:16.000
locked. It was, first of
all, such a hack scene. The

673
00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:21.599
camera closes in immediately on a huge
plate of wings, and it's like,

674
00:42:21.960 --> 00:42:27.880
come on, hey, women also
like wings, but why is that just

675
00:42:27.920 --> 00:42:30.079
like why are guys? Why is
it like? Oh, men are simple?

676
00:42:30.119 --> 00:42:32.280
They just like, wait, they
like to stuff their face with like

677
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:37.760
chicken wings at their bachelor party,
Like they're just gonna get sick on chicken

678
00:42:37.800 --> 00:42:40.840
wings and watch a burlesque dancer.
Yeah, and then Zach's like, yeah,

679
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:44.119
that's just not really my thing.
I mean, my mom was a

680
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:45.639
stripper. I get it. It's
but it's like I don't want to be

681
00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:50.159
seeing that. How come they didn't
ask him ahead of time? Yeah that

682
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:52.880
would have been nice or even have
more that's more interesting to us. We

683
00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:55.719
don't watch the show to have like
our like some weird stereotype thing, right,

684
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:59.599
oh burlesque. And then and then
Chelsea's still clap. It goes back

685
00:42:59.599 --> 00:43:02.920
to Chells and she's like, our
love is like a slow dance. Stop

686
00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:10.159
saying words, but just and then
but then, but then Kwamie's like showing

687
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:13.639
doubt when he's talking. He's like, I don't know, I don't know,

688
00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:16.000
I don't know. My mom's not
coming to the wedding. I don't

689
00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:19.760
know if I want to live in
Seattle. Seattle's over price. You're over

690
00:43:19.840 --> 00:43:22.480
priced, he says. Seattle.
I like you, but and you're like

691
00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.760
the lamar Odom. You're like lamar
Odom with Michael Jordan Prices. I thought

692
00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:29.400
it was being really funny, and
he's not wrong. I like Seattle,

693
00:43:29.480 --> 00:43:31.880
but he's He's also saying I'm getting
lost in all this. My voice is

694
00:43:31.920 --> 00:43:36.199
lost, like yes, no compromise
has been and he doesn't have the family

695
00:43:36.280 --> 00:43:39.599
support at this point, right,
So okay. So then Zach, he's

696
00:43:39.639 --> 00:43:43.800
talking to his buddies and he's like, you, guys, first of all,

697
00:43:43.960 --> 00:43:50.079
the signs are all there, because
hold on listen to this. Like

698
00:43:50.360 --> 00:43:53.119
there's this song called I Hope You
Dance. That is like my very favorite

699
00:43:53.119 --> 00:43:57.280
song. And I told her and
she was like, oh my god,

700
00:43:57.400 --> 00:44:00.480
that's my song for my wedding,
like I Hope You Dance. And the

701
00:44:00.519 --> 00:44:04.199
guys are like, oh yeah,
that's that's kind of a that's random,

702
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.079
like who would think that you would
both? Who would think anybody would like

703
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:08.880
the sun whatever like that, I
Hope you dance. And then he says,

704
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:14.079
also, she told me that an
owl would bring her peace. And

705
00:44:14.119 --> 00:44:19.280
I was like, Brara, owls
are like my favorite animal, but also

706
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:23.199
I'm wearing a tie bar with an
owl right now. And then I just

707
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:30.519
wrote in all caps and then you
propose to Tyrena. What I wrote in

708
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:37.199
all caps is what are you Napoleon
dynamite? Because that sounds like something Napoleon

709
00:44:37.239 --> 00:44:38.679
dynamite. Remember, he was very
interested in my favorite It's like, it's

710
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:43.239
only my favorite animal, like to
lion and a tiger put together, so

711
00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:46.599
a favorite that's It's like, dude, you're a lawyer. Can you imagine

712
00:44:46.639 --> 00:44:50.800
like you get a du let's say, okay, some terrible thing you need

713
00:44:50.840 --> 00:44:52.880
a lawyer, right, and then
you get Zach and he's like okay,

714
00:44:52.880 --> 00:44:54.960
and he comes He's like, look
a couple things know about me. I've

715
00:44:55.000 --> 00:44:59.599
been practicing law for one year.
That doesn't feel very long. But okay,

716
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:04.159
what else? Owls are my favorite
animal? Right? That's really important?

717
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:07.519
And I hope you Dance is my
favorite song and it will kind of

718
00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:13.079
get me going in the courtroom,
right right. I love that though You're

719
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.199
like, look, all the signs
were there, every possible thing that I

720
00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.840
proposed this other girl for a while
and then only ended things because she did

721
00:45:20.159 --> 00:45:23.559
right, even though all the signs
were there. All right. So now

722
00:45:23.599 --> 00:45:28.000
Tiffany is talking to her friends and
this I just wrote. She has a

723
00:45:28.119 --> 00:45:31.280
really drunk friend. Yeah, She's
like, but did you notice her eyes

724
00:45:31.280 --> 00:45:35.400
wouldn't open the whole time? She
has her eyes like shut. And she's

725
00:45:35.440 --> 00:45:39.880
like, my only reservation is because
it's been a blissful because you haven't had

726
00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:44.639
any conflict. And I hope when
you have some conflict, do you do

727
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:47.519
how to manage the conflict? I
know, I think like Bill Cosby there,

728
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:57.119
but you know how otherwise otherwise She's
like, I love him and he

729
00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:00.559
loves her, and shut up.
So now Paul is talking about cousin and

730
00:46:00.559 --> 00:46:02.559
he's like, well, the data
points at the home of the call and

731
00:46:02.639 --> 00:46:06.480
the Excel spreadsheet. I've clucked it
all the data and I'd be taking on

732
00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:09.639
a huge amount of risk and the
like you're just really analytical. You need

733
00:46:09.679 --> 00:46:15.320
to just feel it, okay.
But then Mica is so drunk. Yeah,

734
00:46:16.039 --> 00:46:21.159
like I got a FaceTime pa with
Shelby, right, Shelby's there,

735
00:46:21.239 --> 00:46:24.000
yes, there she faced time.
She's like, do you love me a

736
00:46:24.000 --> 00:46:29.639
crazy bitch? Do you love me
a crazy. I think that might have

737
00:46:29.760 --> 00:46:34.760
been if we're getting ahead, that
was the moment. Had you been right,

738
00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:38.239
he probably just couldn't handle the friends
and like who she was around those

739
00:46:38.239 --> 00:46:47.000
friends? Maybe FaceTime too, and
she's like, we're shyampier bachelor party bitch.

740
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:52.559
So he hangs up, and then
Shelby's like, oh fuck no,

741
00:46:52.800 --> 00:46:59.480
he fucking he hung up and they're
all so drunk, and then uh,

742
00:46:59.559 --> 00:47:02.280
then she she's like, he's a
great guy, whatever, but you deserve

743
00:47:02.280 --> 00:47:07.039
everything in the world. This ain't
it. Then Mica is like, you

744
00:47:07.199 --> 00:47:10.559
fucking I spent twenty hours aday talking
to this guy. Is he right for

745
00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:15.719
me at this moment? Yes?
And I need you to support And then

746
00:47:15.760 --> 00:47:21.159
MICA's looking at the camera and she's
like, everybody underestimate is Paul. He's

747
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:25.360
so smart, ain't cute? An
epic? Is epic and so good And

748
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:31.280
I've been apart from him for forty
five seconds. M I'm gonna text him

749
00:47:31.320 --> 00:47:36.280
right now. And then it like
the text bubble goes green and you're like,

750
00:47:36.360 --> 00:47:39.360
I think you've blocked me, but
I know, like and at that

751
00:47:39.400 --> 00:47:42.480
point, yeah, I think that's
what I read. Paul was on defense

752
00:47:42.599 --> 00:47:45.639
And then now he's he's gotta be
running, gotta be running, gotta be

753
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:49.119
Maybe she was like talking to production
and she's like, uh, can you

754
00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:52.880
just please tell me the location?
I need a location scout. Who's got

755
00:47:53.000 --> 00:47:58.480
eyes on? Paul? Yeah,
I was a stepping in from makeup and

756
00:47:58.519 --> 00:48:00.559
they're like, listen, you can't
do you can't call stepping in for your

757
00:48:00.599 --> 00:48:04.639
own makeup, which, by the
way, she never takes off ever.

758
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:08.559
Stuff. Hanne, who are you
stepping in for? You're the one being

759
00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:15.679
filmed makeup persian. I got my
kit. Let me talk to Paul just

760
00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:22.639
for one kind o makeup, because
if I'm honest, I'm always honest.

761
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:27.800
I know I make up all right? Oh my god, right, enough

762
00:48:27.840 --> 00:48:30.960
of that. Okay, this wedding
day Chelsea and kwam I just wanted to

763
00:48:30.079 --> 00:48:34.039
know. I just need to admit
something to you. I fast forwarded through

764
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:36.559
a lot, right, Yeah,
because we have a lot to go to

765
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:39.079
and we've we've already gone like seven
hours. Yeah, I think, um

766
00:48:39.159 --> 00:48:42.960
so a lot to fast forward through. Yes, I did too, because,

767
00:48:43.000 --> 00:48:45.440
oh my god, it was so
exhausting. Just friends come in,

768
00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:51.000
then Chelsea's friends come in, and
then I do have some stuff about Kwamie's

769
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:55.159
sister Barbara comes in and she's an
angel straight from heaven for a couple of

770
00:48:55.159 --> 00:49:00.199
reasons. One because um, Chelsea
is like, everyone must wear pink,

771
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:01.280
even if you're not in the bridal
party. And she's like, bitch,

772
00:49:01.360 --> 00:49:05.199
no, she didn't say it,
but she just wore a very bright orange

773
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.880
and I think that was I think
that was on purpose, and I like

774
00:49:07.960 --> 00:49:10.679
it. Right. Yeah. She
comes in. She's fun, right,

775
00:49:10.920 --> 00:49:15.760
super fun, and she's like,
listen, like enough with the mom's stuff,

776
00:49:15.760 --> 00:49:17.199
Like I get it, Mom's your
best friend. Blah blah blah.

777
00:49:17.199 --> 00:49:22.320
She's like, but basically I raised
you like I raised you. And he's

778
00:49:22.360 --> 00:49:23.679
like, yeah, but Mom's my
best friend. And she's like, okay,

779
00:49:23.840 --> 00:49:28.880
enough, listen. You know you'll
one day you'll bring Chelsea home with

780
00:49:28.920 --> 00:49:31.280
you and like mama love her.
You know, yeah, I'll be there

781
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:34.559
for you. And but like,
by the way, there's no turning back

782
00:49:34.599 --> 00:49:37.639
now, Like I didn't come all
the way here. I don't have time

783
00:49:37.679 --> 00:49:39.480
for this. And Stephanie, I
think what you don't understand is he just

784
00:49:39.559 --> 00:49:45.280
wants a bit. I think that's
what you're missing. And maybe his sister

785
00:49:45.360 --> 00:49:49.599
was missing and Chelsea's being so extra
two she's like, my friends love me

786
00:49:49.679 --> 00:49:52.639
and they're here because they support me. It's like, no, they're here

787
00:49:52.679 --> 00:49:55.280
because they want to be on a
TV show. They probably don't even know

788
00:49:55.440 --> 00:50:00.480
you that well, no, they
probably don't. They're probably like were there

789
00:50:00.559 --> 00:50:05.360
for like they probably were other people
that auditioned for the show. M oh.

790
00:50:05.840 --> 00:50:08.280
By the way, I don't know
if I just skipped through this in

791
00:50:08.320 --> 00:50:12.800
my notes here, but I think
I've told you this before. But Kwami

792
00:50:13.000 --> 00:50:21.840
is ridiculous. Ridiculous because Kwami try
to get on the show. He auditioned

793
00:50:21.920 --> 00:50:25.679
several times to be unmarried at first
sight. There's my god, he did

794
00:50:25.760 --> 00:50:30.559
not know this, yes, which
is worse okay, because they get married

795
00:50:30.719 --> 00:50:34.960
right off the bat. So this
whole bs about, like, yeah,

796
00:50:34.960 --> 00:50:37.880
I don't know if I could feel
comfortable going through with the wedding without my

797
00:50:37.920 --> 00:50:40.599
mom's approval. He was going to
do it when you get married on the

798
00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:45.400
first day, Okay. One of
two things could be true. One is

799
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:47.679
he really just wanted to meet a
wife and like swiping wasn't working and he

800
00:50:47.719 --> 00:50:51.599
just thought he needed a little extra
push for real, Okay, for to

801
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:55.119
like this, this person really wants
he's going through with all this because there's

802
00:50:55.360 --> 00:50:59.679
something he's going to plug. There's
some business he's getting off the right,

803
00:50:59.719 --> 00:51:01.400
you know that like it's got or
maybe a little bit of both. I

804
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:06.039
don't know. I don't know,
but that was. That's where I will

805
00:51:06.079 --> 00:51:09.039
say one very nice moment to skip
ahead, when Chelsea kind of hasing doubt

806
00:51:09.079 --> 00:51:14.119
she meets the sister, you know, when they had that moment when Chelsea

807
00:51:14.239 --> 00:51:16.360
turned me around on her, When
she has the moment with the sister where

808
00:51:16.360 --> 00:51:20.920
they're both like crying. Yeah,
I thought that was such a sweet moment.

809
00:51:20.920 --> 00:51:22.880
And I believe her. I believe
that Chelsea is in love with Kwami.

810
00:51:23.000 --> 00:51:27.480
I will give her that. Yeah, And I like that. And

811
00:51:27.559 --> 00:51:30.039
so at least she choose as well
for the most part. And I don't

812
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:32.519
know what Kwami gets. I mean, Chelsea's not terrible, she's smart,

813
00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:36.880
she's a lot of great things,
but she's just a lot. I don't

814
00:51:36.960 --> 00:51:40.639
think that Kwami is scared of losing
her at all, which is a good

815
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:45.239
thing and a bad thing. But
when they get up on stage, I

816
00:51:45.320 --> 00:51:47.320
just skip to this. They're reading
their vows to that and she write,

817
00:51:47.440 --> 00:51:52.280
she reads these vows, these beautiful
vows that she wrote about him. And

818
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:55.000
when it's his turn. He's like, listen, I didn't like write down

819
00:51:55.079 --> 00:51:59.239
like words or whatever, like I'm
just gonna, like, you know,

820
00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:02.239
I'm just gonna flow. And he's
pretty well, he fled pretty well,

821
00:52:02.239 --> 00:52:05.400
it did, but it was kind
of basic. He's like, yeah,

822
00:52:05.440 --> 00:52:07.880
I didn't write anything down because,
like you know, I can just always

823
00:52:07.920 --> 00:52:12.599
just communicate like what I feel.
So basically, you're super captivating and you

824
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:16.679
have a nice shell. And yes, and meanwhile, she learned his full

825
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:20.760
name. He has like seventeen names. He's like, I'm sitting here learning

826
00:52:20.800 --> 00:52:22.480
your full name and you're like,
not gonna write even anything. That's what

827
00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:27.000
I'm saying. He's like, it's
all good, Like she's gonna say yes,

828
00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:30.719
and then it's a cliffhanger, but
we do know that he says yes,

829
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:34.599
yes, okay. So but they
lead you into that the very beginning

830
00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:37.440
of A twelve, which we will
talk about next week. Yes, they

831
00:52:37.480 --> 00:52:39.880
do say I do, which was
shocking to me. But I'm happy for

832
00:52:39.920 --> 00:52:45.000
them about that. And you know
what also I'm happy about is our beautiful

833
00:52:45.280 --> 00:52:51.599
Patreon subscribers. Really nice way that
you did that. I thought that was

834
00:52:51.599 --> 00:52:54.400
really sweet with you. Maybe we're
saying I just want the real thing.

835
00:52:55.199 --> 00:53:01.719
I just want Laurent Bonds, Christine
Dailies got a beautiful show. Quay,

836
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:14.800
Cassie Vazzas want a bthing. Tamma
Adams and Meghan mcdore just want Jenny Harden's

837
00:53:14.840 --> 00:53:20.000
real thing, and and yahbro see
Lucy, I'm doing it badly, but

838
00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:23.159
that's how it's done right Or I
don't remember Zach song or I would I

839
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:31.039
hope you McMurray and Jane McCarry and
Jennifer Falls and Sarah Baker. I feel

840
00:53:31.039 --> 00:53:34.920
like we should start at the bottom
next time, because we kind of we

841
00:53:35.320 --> 00:53:38.880
tuck her out by the end with
Linda Parker, Shelley Clavier, Sherry Shannon

842
00:53:38.920 --> 00:53:42.599
and Sherry Singer. But next time
we'll start with you. We love it,

843
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:45.440
you get the awful terrible song or
a voice that we're doing. And

844
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:51.280
jan Val runs Spitfire Social. It's
a social media marketing agency. They've been

845
00:53:51.320 --> 00:53:53.599
around since twenty ten, you guys, so they know a little bit about

846
00:53:53.639 --> 00:53:57.719
what they're doing. They can help, they can do. Nobody wants to

847
00:53:57.880 --> 00:54:04.199
make their own TikTok ads or Instagram
stuff, so she Jamie can handle all

848
00:54:04.239 --> 00:54:07.800
the social media and make all the
ads so that you don't have to do

849
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:09.800
And like I said, she knows
what she's doing. She's also a college

850
00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:16.079
professor. She you know, she
can teach you and consult with you whatever

851
00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:20.360
whatever. Yeah, how to bump
up your small business or even just at

852
00:54:20.360 --> 00:54:22.400
whatever you want to go viral like, that's not that easy and she knows

853
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:27.360
how to do it. So yeah, also want to know about yeah,

854
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:31.239
oh spitfiresocial dot com. Sorry,
and Ishan Vajpe wants you to know about

855
00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:37.800
the Rotary Club. It's Rotary International. He said that it occurred to him

856
00:54:37.800 --> 00:54:40.239
that lots of pricks might have lost
a little faith in humanity after so much

857
00:54:40.320 --> 00:54:45.360
reality TV and so much news these
days. But Rotary is an organization with

858
00:54:45.400 --> 00:54:52.400
like million of members and it's filled
with neighbors from your community who want to

859
00:54:52.039 --> 00:54:57.920
teach you about ways to give back
to your community. So go to Rotary

860
00:54:58.199 --> 00:55:01.480
rot a r y dot org and
see how you can make a difference.

861
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:06.119
I love that so much. And
as I've said before, Jeon himself is

862
00:55:06.119 --> 00:55:09.480
a member, and it's like he
you know, he's the real thing.

863
00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:14.280
That's what I'm saying. Okay,
you guys, thank you for being here.

864
00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:16.800
We will have Vanderpump on Thursdays and
go over to Patreon and just to

865
00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:20.440
support us five bucks a month supports
us, you know, the drill,

866
00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:24.400
but we also will bring extras and
extra extras over there. Yeah, we've

867
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:31.440
got three episodes left of Vanderpump because
it's the it's the Reunion special three episodes,

868
00:55:31.480 --> 00:55:37.320
and then we're also continuing next week
is Our Last Love is Blind.

869
00:55:37.360 --> 00:55:40.679
We've got the final episode and the
reunion and then after that we'll be onto

870
00:55:40.760 --> 00:55:45.400
cast Roast Charities. Guys. Okay, and can I say something really quick

871
00:55:45.400 --> 00:55:46.519
because no, I know you're not
listening now, so I'll say this again.

872
00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:51.880
If you're not still listening, I
have it on good authority. I

873
00:55:51.920 --> 00:55:54.159
cannot tell you, but I really
do that Charity season, I swear to

874
00:55:54.199 --> 00:55:58.000
you is supposed to be amazing.
Oh I don't think I told you this,

875
00:55:58.079 --> 00:56:00.920
but I can't tell you my source. And this is not somebody who's

876
00:56:00.920 --> 00:56:01.960
gonna lie to me about this.
I know a lot of people are like,

877
00:56:02.039 --> 00:56:05.559
oh gosh, she's just going to
be kind of boring because she's so

878
00:56:05.679 --> 00:56:08.960
perfect. No, there's like,
for real deal. So I mean,

879
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:13.639
I'm actually a little bit excited when
I heard that Okay, hey they're gonna

880
00:56:13.639 --> 00:56:17.679
bring it great. Yeah, all
right, everybody, Bye bye, thank you,