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Listener discretion is advised. Welcome back to the Deep Dark Truth. I'm MO,
I'm True, and I'm Mikey and today you are joining us for a
very special episode, our third annual episode of ghost Sex. Really it's our
fourth episode. It's just that the first one wasn't exclusively ghost sex spectral fornification.
So we have a Valentine's Day or a Brown Valentine's Day tradition of discussing
different things having to do with ghost sex, whether that's celebrities that claim that
they have had sex with goos, people that say that they're haunted by ghost
people that have married ghosts, et cetera, et cetera. You can check
out our previous episodes. While that is the whole reason that we started.
So with that said, let's move forth with tonight's episode of ghost Sex,
Part three. First, we're going to start with an interview. We're a
roundtable discussion from the view. We're Enjoy Beihar said that she has had sex
with a few ghosts, not just one, a few ghosts. We talked
about it. Yeah, so this is a kind of two for one story
because during this episode they were talking about a woman that claimed to have sexual
ghosts in her home, which I believe might be the other article that I'm
going to talk about in a little bit it and one of them, like
one of the cast members of the view, were like, can you get
pregnant if you have sex with a go something that we have wildly debated on
this show, and we'll continue to debate and we'll continue to debate, and
Joy Behar said, quote, I've had sex with a few ghosts and never
got pregnant. And then who by Goldberg was like, I'm just gonna let
that ride. I don't know how many of you heard what Joy just said,
but I'm just gonna let that ride. Is that considered cheating depends on
the couple. I mean I feel like it. No, I feel like
then you'd say dream well, I guess you're a more active participant than you
are in dreams is there? But also there's nothing there. Prove it,
prove it. That's your stance. I was gonna tell on you. I
don't know. Yeah, I don't think that's the ethical stance, but that's
the stance I'm making. That not the official opinion, that is most opinion.
Check with your partner. My opinion is, if you're not sure that
it happened, why tell on yourself, Like you don't know if it even
happens, Why would you tell? Why would you do that? You know,
if I know it happened, I have to tell everyone, Like guys,
Joy Behar adds to our list of celebrities. I remember Kesha is on
the list. Though I'm not sure she was just being funny and quirky,
because I would totally we would say that. We would be like, well,
I've had see ghosts and I've never and I've never gotten pregnant, so
it's probably just a joke. But I just want to talk, Joy,
I just want to talk. Let's call me three one three three five five
three four one one. And you also, if you've had sex with a
ghost, I hope you're texting us right now. This is our bread and
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you know you could be featured next year, or if your story is good
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I believe Mikey is next. So I know that we have talked in the
past about a few like surprising number slubs like you just said um in past
episodes, but I don't think that we've ever really discussed spectrophilia and like ghost
sex in film and movies. So I wanted to take us down that route.
So while accounts of sex with ghosts are very rare, spectrophilia is alive
and well, especially when it comes to entertainment at movies and short films.
Whether we actually realize it or not, there are tons of instances and movies
that contain ghost sex or at least a you know, nod to it.
Ghostbusters The whole reason why I stumbled across this is because I am dB has
a full list of over thirty movies that come up when you filter ghost sex,
and yes, it is a keyword filter that is amazing. The it
guy at IMDb. I also want to talk to him. Yeah, it's
like, you know, one of those keyboard filter kind of searches and like.
So that's how I stumbled upon it, which is really funny to me.
But for one like the big one we have, like the widely acclaimed
film Ghosts, I'm sure you guys are familiar, will be Goldberg Patrick Swayzey,
where there's definite scenes of him being intimate, attraction, logging whatever.
There is there in several scenes in the implied to actually literally have sex.
Like yeah, there's the pottery scene. You know is a metaphor, it's
just been so long since I've watched it. I think it is more like
an allude to it. But also I think the way that they cut after
that scene is maybe meant to imply something. It has been a while since
I've seen it, and not like a fair seen hugging and kissing and holding
each other. There's definitely like intimacy whatever, right, that's fortication, not
it stick to four play not the word we want on this show. So
I particularly thought this one would be interesting. Um. The more recent horror
flick it follows follows around ghost sex and the film she goes on a couple
dates with this guy. She eventually has sex withhim in his car. He
chloroforms her. She wakes up tied to a wheelchair type thing, and he
explains that he passed on like an entities spirit into her and there's so much
more involved into it, and it starts following her and then she's able to
pass it and like it's I don't know, it's definitely peach. I don't
know if this is going to be on your list, But a TV show
that just started that I've been watching called The Mayfair Witches, which is based
on an and Rice series I think series but novelization of some sort, also
features ghost sex, except for I think he's he's like more of a demon
than he is a ghost. But you know vibe song that I've been writing
for a little more down the PG route. If you remember from childhood,
Casper the friendly Ghost definitely shared a kiss. Casper and Um Christina ricciall,
I'm a millennial, and so Devin Sawa was like a tiger beat boy.
I don't know how to phrase it than that, but I remember I was
not expecting Devin Sawa to be Casper and around the same time now and then
came out, which also is Christina Ricci and Devin Sawa. And that is
my favorite movie of all time. It is my friendship test movie. I
make people watch it with me. It is a big deal in my life
deal. And yeah, Casper should have been hot. It's weird anyways,
that's it. So you can't help to think, like, like that nineteen
ninety five, just that simple thing might have started the cogs to what where
we are at now with ghost sex. It could everybody thought Casper was hot
and then going from like PG to R. I don't know if you guys
have heard about Bruno, the movie Bruno, So yeah, basically, yeah,
it's a pornographic wildly eventsive, you know, that's its whole stick of
the movie. He visits a psyche only to perform filatio on a deceased celebrity
ghost mind blowingly enough. You can even went into a very recent Christmas movie,
Spirited with Ryan Reynolds and Will Farrell, where the main character Reynolds seduces
Christmas past. I have not seen it, but I saw some some very
funny trailers. Obviously we see it in an American horror story movies like Ghostbusters,
a hawk At House, and Scary Movie, all comedy horrors that make
heavy references to ghost sacks or actually contain it. Some funny spoofs that I
had to like find because they're just amazing titles is The g Spot prom Night
three, The Last Kiss, The Paranormal Calamity, which is a horror movie
that takes close over a haunted, burned down brothel. And then my personal
favorite is Paranormal Activity. That's just because of the title. I just couldn't
feel like that's in the back room at a family video like I think that's
like something people can actually rent. And then this one I had to pull
the actual description because I just had to. It was made in nineteen eighty
five, so from reference, a horny student killed in a car crash becomes
a ghost who can make himself invisible or corporeal at will. With the help
of his perverted ghost guide, old Uncle Pinky. He goes on sasca pades
and takes on the principle and finds true love. Oh no, everything about
that movie, everything, I have to find it. I'm good. I
remember for a while there was like a wild debate in the wild West of
the Internet about how invisibility was somehow like the least ethical superpower if you're choosing
a superpower. But that also means that the person saying that is assuming that
you're going to use it to like look at people naked. So the most
legendary mentioned that I have to go to it that I've come across was Fucking
Ghosts, which was a short film of three minutes about a couple moving into
a house to quickly find it full of horny ghosts. And it's only three
minutes long. Why are you asking that it's legendary because it was the second
highest rating movie out of the thirties something movies that were like scary movie and
like ghost or Ghostbusters or both legitimate bangers. It legitimate had a ranking of
seven point one approval. That's because like people that listen to this show raised
only second to Ghostbusters. Ghostbusters was the highest rated out of all of them
at seven point eight. But I had to put it on there because it's
high rating, Like whoever did it? Like, well, this we can
watch. This is three minutes. Yeah, this is three minutes. We
need to find it. We could definitely probably watch it. I'm sure I
probably missed a few more. If anyone else knows about them, like send
them in right now, especially if they're like three minutes. You're a patron
and you want us to watch these movies, then you can make us do
it. Yeah, that's yeah. I also didn't dive into the world of
pornography, but we have talked about this before. There definitely exists. We
spent an hour that was cut of last year just finding ghost porn. Just
a lot of Velma. Yeah, as a lot of Scooby Doo Velma out
there. You were like, name a main character that actually exists in popular
culture that will be the protagonist in these ghost sex movies. I would say,
Velma. It is. It's Velma. Yeah, it's interesting that it's
not. It's Vela. Velma's so much sex here in some like weird way
because they don't want like she's not drawn that way. But she has the
personality of a quiet, smart girl, but has read a lot of fan
fiction and that's what we dig about. You are all here for Valma,
going to be my only fans content dressed up in Zelma. Yeah, moving
on. I've done the research for us to do our own ghost sex research
for next year. There's a house in Gainesville, Texas. This couple,
Linda Hill and I can't actually find her husband's name, have a bunch of
properties that they rent out because their landlords eat the rich. And they've just
got this one that for some reason they can't seem to keep a tenant.
They went through ten different tenants in a two year period, and the longest
anyone's ever stayed at this place is six months since they bought it in two
thousand and four. And it's because it's haunted. And it's not just haunted,
it's haunted by horny ghosts. I was just gonna say people would seek
this. Oh, they need to make it an Airbnb. They have not
an Airbnb, but you can rent it. Yep. That's why next year,
twenty twenty four, we're doing research on ghost sex, gonna rent out
Hill House and manor. Of course they called it Hill House. Dear God,
just come up with them. Well, her last name is Hill,
just still it's like, just say, what's on the tin? Just horny
ghost protecting interesting. So the ghosts have been known to flirt. They've said
things like oh, baby, baby, and what was the other one?
Yeah? I like it like that, And I'm like, aren't these songs?
Is this place just haunted by a broken radio? Just singing slow motion?
For me? I like it like that? She working up back.
I don't know how to act. I'm pretty sure that's what it is.
But you know, she and her husband were like, no, this place
is haunted, obviously, until she was taking a shower one day at the
property and a figure walk into the bathroom and said looking good and then walked
out, and then a minute later her husband walks into says, who were
you talking to? Oh my god, this place is haunted. Alternative theory,
that was it somebody's living in the walls, and well that seems crazy,
but we have covered that exactory like not crazy three times now. Alternative
theory money. I mean, yes, who am I chip? I can't
deal with two of the same Yeah, and that goes both ways. I's
or two chips, like, don't get smug or anything. There shouldn't be
two of me either okay, I'll include myself too much to it's too much.
It's already a lot of competition, but so we should go rent it.
Evil Mo would be very fun. Don't you think this is the Evil
Mo? Oh? Different? Take it? Okay, everything's relative. Mikey
doesn't believe because Mikey's was like, remember when you used to be fun?
And there's like five of my friends that consistently say to me, remember when
he used to be fun. So this house that is supposedly haunted by horny
ghosts was allegedly built in the mid eighteen fifties, except I decided to just
look it up because I wanted to, and the property information says it was
built in nineteen twenty, so the hole in the story. But the reason
I looked it up is because allegedly it was a brothel or the articles all
refer to it as a bordello. I wonder if that movie is kind of
made up of off of that, the whole brothel connection. That's interesting.
It is possible that there was an older building that was built in the eighteen
fifties and then that building was torn down or most of it was torn down,
and there is a newer construction of the house because that does happen.
So weird, Yeah, weird inconsistency, I will say. And also there
was one news article, not news article. It was a woman talking in
the video. It was like over two hundred years and I was like,
even if it was the eighteen fifties, that's not two hundred years yet,
Bud, You're getting The number gets bigger every time they talk about it.
The ghost Penis was this big, huge man. It was huge. Another
celebrity, Mikey. It was a short interview on This Morning, a popular
British daytime talk show and it's known for like having oddball gats and overwrought like
set design and just being over the top. So this was actress Natasha Blastic
that was in paranormal too. She spoke and it was a very very short
interview on this you know, morning show type thing. She said, I
could feel the weight of a body on top of me. I couldn't see
anybody, but I could definitely feel energy. I could feel warmth, and
at first I was very confused with all that, but then I just decided
to relax and it was really really pleasurable. Whose reaction is that? Whose
reaction is you wake up, it feels like there's a body leg on top
of you, but you can't see anything, and your reaction is like,
I'm just gonna go and just relax. Oh, let's just relax. This
is me time. We're about the fuck like time. Yeah, it depends.
Did I take shrooms before I went to bed? I mean I would
imagine that would be part of the story. And because she'd be like,
everybody go to shrooms, maybe a ghost like it's amazing, it would be
a totally different article. As she's saying this, a hashtag appears on the
screen Sex with ghosts. Obviously, they had a lot of questions. One
of them from one of the reporters or whatever it was was. They said,
when it was over, I mean, did the ghost say thank you?
Or um? Did he just leave? And she responded that he just
laughed. But he came back in about a month and it was about the
same as the first encounter, and so he said, so it was full
on ghostly set She nod like hesitantly, and then he keeps going like this
is full on penetrative sacks by a ghost, right, And she then says,
yes, that's what it felt. Like, like basically is what she
said, Yes, that's what it felt like. She was with a psychic
who practiced in based Hollywood on the show at the same time, and she
adds that plastic story is not hardly outlandished to her. She's come across this
for years and years and years, and she has clients literally worldwide that I've
had this experience, and then this is not uncommon. Yeah, it turns
out the whole incubus phenomenon, it's basically just sleep arealysis, turns out pretty
common to have this sort of like sleep arealysis instant, but you have that
pressure on your chest sort of thing, and your body is like, I'm
half asleep, so I'm a little lubricated. I'm at half mast. That
must mean there's an invisible being on me, fucking me. Who possibly would
jump to that conclusion. I would not jump to that conclusion. I mean
it's historically cited and clearly modernly cited. It's about jealousy. Why aren't I
getting touched by ghosts? Like? Why are they not touching me? I
don't understand. I want to We've been talking about for three years. Do
you think a ghost would visit and be like Hey, Hey, I heard
you're the slutty one. Sex was real, Mike, you'd be getting banked
every night like the ghosts. The ghosts would find him. They're just not
good at it. Has his own smoke cleansing ceremony and just every night it's
like, why aren't they here? Why haven't they came for me yet?
I think they're there. If there was any justice in the world and this
was real, it would be happening to Mikey. I think it is happening.
They're just bad at their job. They're just bad at sex. So
this one is from actually from a radio station, but it was originally reported
by lad Bye and it is the tale of a sex demon in an incubus
slash succubus in a British haunted house that forced the owners to move to make
it talks about Britain Caroline Humphries, who owned the ancient ram In and she
is abandoning I guess her in because of a suspected sex demon one of those
people that were allegedly assaulted, in addition to various guests that have I guess
complained who goes and is like I got felt up by a ghost last night.
I want my money back. I mean I would want my money back.
But still one of these people allegedly was her own father. Trigger warning
for ghost sexual assault quote. My dad constantly complained about the sex demon that
touched his legs and pressed upon his body when he didn't want it to happen.
Once the beds started to vibrate, he passed out, and when he
came to, his arms were above his head. It doesn't say they were
tied, but it does evoke some imagery. I will give it that.
Yeah, she says that she hasn't had any experience, but she's she's not
she doesn't want it, and she's not sticking around for the ghost to find
her. She's outy five thousand. She would do it. She did say
that she has seen and felt it and knows that it exists in terms of
like spirits in the house. She just hasn't had any kind of sexual encounters.
She's basically she's giving up her in and she's leaving and moving shop because
she's worried that she will be the next person as sexually assaulted by a ghost.
Yeah, unconsensual. We do not like it. Bad ghosts. This
is gonna be the vestment jury of ghost sex is at least initiated non consensually.
Whether it turns out it's Mikey who wakes up and consents to it afterwards,
it's not a ton of people are going out there looking for the ghost
sex and the ghost shows up. It's you wake up and you're like,
oh, I'm getting fucked by the ghost. Equally, there's a lot of
romanticizing about starting as sexual encounters when somebody is sleeping, which some people agree
and consent to with their martyrs ahead of time. Blah blah blah. We're
not here to be in your business. We don't give a show what you're
doing. But it was often portrayed in movies and in a very positive light.
It's just different times now, and so the way that they viewed it
at the time and the way that they spoke about it never seemed to be
this is unconsensual. It seems like a ghost romance to me, like even
then, this valentining it. Yes, it was just spontaneous. I can't
get into ghosts non con non consent. I can't. I not today.
Maybe in the future, an approximately a year from now, I will go
ahead and go again. While we do some sleuthing to find the three minute
video that Mikey spoke about earlier. So this is from up Rocks and the
title of this article is sex with Ghosts leads to terrifying consequences in the Lace
Crater trailer, which is just a film that had been premiered at the Toronto
International Film Festival, so very in line with Mikey's list. It's a horror
comedy and in this a quote awkward young woman gets a STD from a ghost.
So not only does it feels like something they would tell you at a
Bible camp, like don't have sex with ghosts You'll get STDs and die.
And I just thought it was really amusing. Was it curable? You know?
I don't know. It doesn't say maybe you didn't want us spoil the
end. Maybe she dies, like I don't know. It does not say.
So we have just completed watching the fucking ghost short. It's going to
be in a link down below so you can actually click on it and watch
it yourself. I would say it's rated are, but it's very funny.
It's not explicit in the way of porn. The ghosts actually are just people
covered in sheets, so so it's it's funny. I want I want the
father's role so bad, like perfect. There is some confusion over yogurt on
the couch when it's actually a ghost seaman all so. At one point a
priest starts singing, Oh Danny boy while while receiving Should you care to take
a gander, it will be in our sources. I'm so glad we found
that family here. Speaking of everybody talking, everybody's saying they've had ghost sex.
A woman, Katerina Lagato. She is known as the quote Australian ghost
whisperer. She claims to have had the ability since she was a kid,
and she claims that ghost sex is real. When speaking to the Daily Star,
she said, quote a ghost is not is just a person who no
longer has their body. So the same rules would apply if you don't mind
each other's company and make an effort to live together harmoniously than anything as possible.
However, of course you live in different realities, which isn't exactly natural
or normal, so it's not ideal for a relation ship. You don't say,
Gatarina, she's so smart. She also at some point shared an anecdote
about a guesthouse in Australia that had been haunted, where a person said that
basically, whenever they visit in this exact same room, every time, a
ghost always gets in bed with them. She also talks about how she's heard
from other people that they've had pleasurable sexual experiences with ghosts. She says she
doesn't ever ask for the details, but it's something that she's heard over and
over and over again throughout her career. But there you have it, kids,
proof proof. If you think you've had a ghost sex, maybe you
see a doctor about sleep paralysis, especially if it was a scary one.
And with that, that concludes our third episode of ghost sex. I think
we called the other one ghost sex Strikes Back, So I don't know what
this one's called. Go sex three repangem the Nope sin wasn't good enough spirit
Nope. If you come across any stories of people that have engaged in ghost
sex, or you have any ghost sex stories of your own to contribute,
let us know. Until next to your friends, it wasn't yogurt. It
was not yogurt. You just listen to the Deep Dark Truth podcast. See
you next time, and remember your local cryptids want to meet you.