1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:05,200 He has a way about him of minimizing like things that almost kill people. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,879 You know, he almost killed a bunch of people when he drove one of 3 00:00:07,879 --> 00:00:12,800 those yachts into a fucking doc. He didn't interview uh, just minutes after 4 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:18,079 nearly killing a bunch of people because he's good looking. Like the interviewer was 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,120 like, so what happened. He's like, I don't know, I can't 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,800 do his acts and or whatever. But he just explained it a way trying 7 00:00:22,839 --> 00:00:26,719 to do the act. No, I can't, and anyway, he came 8 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,800 off so likable. Yeah, you know, just because he's so charming. 9 00:00:30,839 --> 00:00:33,600 He's got a great jaw line. How do you think Ted Bundy got away 10 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:54,880 with it for long? HILLO, Welcome to do another brands banking new episode. 11 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:59,000 Welcome to board, I should say to another Brands banking new episode of 12 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:03,200 another below deck podcast. My name is Dylan saddled up next to brand new 13 00:01:03,799 --> 00:01:08,760 daddy Patrick K. Hey, everybody, thanks, thanks? How many pounds? 14 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:15,239 How many bigs? Seven point four seven pounds four ounces? Oh that's 15 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:17,719 good. It shouldn't have done too much damage then, I don't think right. 16 00:01:17,799 --> 00:01:21,400 Oh you want me to speak about this destroying my wife's eye. No, 17 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,799 no, no, no, no, because it hasn't. It's a 18 00:01:23,799 --> 00:01:30,560 beautiful flower. It's a miracle. Nothing. But how are you feeling? 19 00:01:30,599 --> 00:01:34,000 Are you exhausted right now? Yeah? He was born last night and uh 20 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,680 and uh yeah, I'm exhausted. I haven't slept in twenty four hours. 21 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:42,239 Well that's the dedication you have to recamping belowdeck. Are you're gonna play cash 22 00:01:42,239 --> 00:01:47,920 with him? Of course I will. Yeah, you're not. You're not 23 00:01:47,959 --> 00:01:52,319 the most coordinated. Yeah, I'll hire a coach. Yeah yeah, I 24 00:01:52,359 --> 00:01:56,120 think you can do other things with him. Yeah, yeah, I'll teach 25 00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:59,959 him how to play guitar or something or be funny. Yeah, you're tired 26 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:02,840 and huh yeah I'm a little beat up. Yeah. What was the hospital 27 00:02:02,879 --> 00:02:08,039 like seaters? Yeah? So what you do is you go in twenty four 28 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:12,280 hours before the babies to be born and they start. You know, it's 29 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,319 not like the old days. I asked my mom. I was like, 30 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,439 hey, Mom, where was dad when I was born? She said he 31 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:21,639 was at a bar partying with his friends. Sure. Yeah, you know, 32 00:02:21,719 --> 00:02:23,080 you say it a lot like, oh, that was the seventies. 33 00:02:23,159 --> 00:02:25,879 It's like, I think there were good parents in the seventies. I think 34 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:30,840 you just had bad parents in the seventies. Yeah, yeah, it was 35 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:34,919 more prevalent that kind of parenting back then. It kind of dulls the pain, 36 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:37,759 if I can believe the lie that I've convinced myself of. Yeah, 37 00:02:37,879 --> 00:02:39,159 yeah, yeah, Well, I'm here to shout at that into a million 38 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:45,000 pieces money, and we are here to break down Below Deck episode whatever, 39 00:02:45,159 --> 00:02:51,560 of season whatever of Below Deck down under a couple of public services and our 40 00:02:52,479 --> 00:03:00,719 chief among them. Last week was a very heavy episode, and we talked 41 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:09,879 on the show about how a horrible thing that happened kind of birthed a lot 42 00:03:09,879 --> 00:03:15,919 of beauty. Now, obviously you'd want the beauty to come from not a 43 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:23,680 horrible thing, But I was so blown away at the support we had from 44 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:28,400 the fans. I'm proud that we have an environment, especially over Patreon, 45 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:36,479 where women can feel safe sharing their stories. It was just really beautiful to 46 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,360 see all of the Baby Barnacles be open with each other, be supportive and 47 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:46,479 loving to one another, and not a bunch of jerks, not a bunch 48 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:51,080 of jerks at all. Our fans are incredible people, They're brave people, 49 00:03:51,159 --> 00:03:53,919 and yeah, I don't know, it was just really moved. Yeah, 50 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:58,039 I was too, and we just talked about a dumb TV show that had 51 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:02,960 something really crazy. God, I don't know, you're so tired, but 52 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:08,400 it was, yeah, it was, it was. It definitely felt different 53 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:11,599 to It felt like I was actually doing something meaningful. Yeah, yeah, 54 00:04:11,639 --> 00:04:14,639 yeah, we felt this. But I probably shouldn't feel that way because I'm 55 00:04:14,639 --> 00:04:15,519 an idiot. No no, no, no, no, you should feel 56 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:19,399 that way. It was if for a brief moment we are we were doing 57 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:25,120 something mc gandhi like, you know what I mean, although he had controversial 58 00:04:25,199 --> 00:04:29,959 dealings with stuff like that. But anyways, long story short, we love 59 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:35,319 you guys. We're so happy that you have helped make the space what it 60 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:40,839 is because not just all all us, we're just uh, we're just funny. 61 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:45,839 You guys are the ones that are cooler than that. Also public service 62 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,680 and I want to say this, Yeah, it's so last video tonight. 63 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:53,759 Everybody calmed down. Yeah, so Dylan's not here, it's too late. 64 00:04:53,839 --> 00:04:57,439 One thing, Dylan is a lot of people. Generally, as we grow 65 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,279 every week, there's not a lot of new people coming under the tent to 66 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:08,480 listen to the podcast. One of the unfortunate results of that is insane people 67 00:05:08,519 --> 00:05:11,519 show up oh no, do we have bad reviews? See there's a couple. 68 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:14,879 Uh damn it. Yeah we you know, we talked an hour and 69 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:20,120 a half and made some comedy and talked about a very very uh difficult, 70 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:27,480 difficult sensitive thing, and someone listened to it and they really took umbrage with 71 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:31,600 with us making fun of the country known as Lapia. Yeah, someone left 72 00:05:31,639 --> 00:05:35,160 a literally left a tone. Oh yeah, how much they hate us. 73 00:05:35,199 --> 00:05:41,360 I love the tombs they they read insanity and between the lines and not between 74 00:05:41,399 --> 00:05:44,519 the lines. So thank you for your review. I'm so sorry you spend 75 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:47,360 so much time on it. Lapia is a disgusting place. They make only 76 00:05:47,439 --> 00:05:50,920 dog bowls and misogyny. That's it. See that was the problem they had 77 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:55,240 with that joke. Really, Yeah, they don't get a joke. But 78 00:05:55,360 --> 00:06:00,600 thank god, you're god. Oh they're probably still here. The craziest always 79 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:03,439 so. Also public service announcement. And then we will get into the episode, 80 00:06:03,439 --> 00:06:06,480 which was kind of a poopy episode. I disagree. After a heavy 81 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:11,199 episode last week, was nice to break the tension in the ice with some 82 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:14,839 good old fashioned sea rat funning. Yeah, porn stars. Yeah, it 83 00:06:14,879 --> 00:06:18,959 was like a lemon sorbet. But if it had giant heaving breasts and tattoos, 84 00:06:19,439 --> 00:06:23,639 but Lemon Sorbe doesn't have that. It's just lemon sorbet, and Lemon 85 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:28,720 Sorbet was the only thing that didn't make it on that porn Stars the body 86 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:36,120 so public service announcement number three and then we'll get in the show. Season 87 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:46,120 one of Blue Deck Lee's Maiden Voyage is exclusively at Patreon dot com Slash another 88 00:06:46,160 --> 00:06:51,600 podcast network right now. The newest episode is the band episode. A lot 89 00:06:51,639 --> 00:06:55,199 of people are saying, why was it band? We put the ts in 90 00:06:55,240 --> 00:06:59,920 the feed. Go listen to it. It's a very twenty thirteen episode. 91 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:02,160 So if you want to listen to us break down that and the rest of 92 00:07:02,199 --> 00:07:06,319 season one, I've got something in my throat, go to Patreon dot com. 93 00:07:08,639 --> 00:07:13,000 And by the way, it's five bucks. But for five bucks you 94 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,920 get three extra shows a week in that damn feed, plus our whole back 95 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:18,839 catalog. So if you like what we're throwing down here on Below Deck, 96 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:23,680 you're an idiot. If you don't go back there, well, let's not 97 00:07:23,759 --> 00:07:27,279 be that harsh, but it isn't a prudent decision on your part. If 98 00:07:27,279 --> 00:07:30,720 you don't do it. Let's say that let's get into the episode right now, 99 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:34,240 Patrick, you loved this episode. I wouldn't say I loved it. 100 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:39,360 I was saying, you know what this is? This is, this is 101 00:07:39,399 --> 00:07:43,360 what? This is great below deck, this is great below I love it 102 00:07:43,399 --> 00:07:46,720 when Kaylin's not here. I just feel so free. You do? Yeah? 103 00:07:46,759 --> 00:07:50,519 Why what? How was he you don't like? Can't stand? Oh? 104 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:54,160 Come on, he loves you and has a lot of admiration for you. 105 00:07:54,519 --> 00:07:58,759 It's a street I don't think. I don't buy it for a second. 106 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,480 Well, yeah, he's not here for the preference sheet meetings. Oh 107 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:05,360 that's right. And if we call him, you know, he's not gonna 108 00:08:05,399 --> 00:08:07,480 he's not gonna pick up that phone and say that's what I'm saying. Well, 109 00:08:07,959 --> 00:08:13,600 anyway, I really did enjoy the episode. This is what it's supposed 110 00:08:13,639 --> 00:08:18,040 to be like, fun guests, a little bit of sea rat drama. 111 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:20,319 I think at the tail end of the episode, someone almost gets killed. 112 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:24,279 Oh yeah, yeah yeah. By the way, I want to say, 113 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:26,560 Captain Hotpants, I'm a huge fan of his. I'd love to talk to 114 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:31,319 him someday, if Bravo will ever allow that. He got real Massachusetts there. 115 00:08:31,519 --> 00:08:37,399 He has a way about him of minimizing, like things that almost kill 116 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,159 people. You know, he almost killed a bunch of people when he drove 117 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:45,279 one of those yachts into a fucking doc. He didn't interview just minutes after 118 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:50,600 nearly killing a bunch of people because he's good looking. Like the interviewer was 119 00:08:50,639 --> 00:08:52,639 like, so what happened? Hes like, I don't know, I can't 120 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:56,080 do his acts and or whatever, but he just explained it way, No, 121 00:08:56,759 --> 00:09:01,759 I can't, and anyway, he came off so light. Yeah, 122 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,480 you know, just because he's so charming. He's got a great jaw line. 123 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:05,960 Oh how do you think Ted Bundy got away with it for so long? 124 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,679 It's a great point. You know. They let him kill people and 125 00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:13,480 then not well, at some point the judge goes all right, look, 126 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:16,639 look, look, he's his own lawyer. Let him work up in a 127 00:09:16,679 --> 00:09:22,519 library that is only two stories and let him do his research. Of course, 128 00:09:22,080 --> 00:09:26,519 of course Ted Bundy he said, hey, fuck this. He just 129 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:31,000 jumped out a second story window, escaped on, moved down to Florida, 130 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:33,840 and went on another killing spree. Florida is a perfect place to kill people. 131 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:41,039 A lot of marshland, a lot of stupidity. So let's stop talking 132 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,440 about fucking serial killers. But let me say this lastly about Ted Bundy. 133 00:09:46,639 --> 00:09:52,679 You know we always have an ever moving goal post of esthetics. That guy 134 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:58,039 was some kind of Brad pitt in Troy Adonis. I mean, what are 135 00:09:58,039 --> 00:10:01,000 we talking about it? He looks like a fucking creepy g station attendant. 136 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:07,360 And if you are a gas station attendant, that's fine, that's good you. 137 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,519 I hope you're not killing people. How many pots do you give the 138 00:10:09,559 --> 00:10:16,159 up? Okay, let me gather my thoughts. Let me call killing while 139 00:10:16,159 --> 00:10:20,919 you're to get I'm asking if he has the preference sheet my thoughts, Okay, 140 00:10:20,919 --> 00:10:28,159 gathered cool guests, great guests, bad tippers. But we'll get to 141 00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:35,200 that in the second episode. Let's see him distracted with the phone calling on 142 00:10:35,039 --> 00:10:37,960 the one. I mean, it's just I didn't take notes on the preference 143 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:41,039 sheet meeting. I barely did. And there was a lot of there was 144 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:43,759 a lot of meat. Well, there was some stuff. And we're gonna 145 00:10:43,759 --> 00:10:46,960 be hosting porn stars. We're gonna have dessert on a porn star. He 146 00:10:48,120 --> 00:10:54,440 wasn't gonna pick up. He's he's onto us. Yeah, he doesn't want 147 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:58,399 to get publicly shamed. Oh look at that well. Anyway, Yeah, 148 00:10:58,399 --> 00:11:01,960 there's a bunch of porn stars. I have to say they were. To 149 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:05,840 be fair to him, he's probably busy watching something on Netflix right now. 150 00:11:05,279 --> 00:11:11,519 I don't know where he finds the time. All right, So I thought 151 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:16,399 the episode was okay, a lot of niceties, a lot of niceties, 152 00:11:16,519 --> 00:11:20,480 just kind of a normal episode of Below Deck. You know, in this 153 00:11:20,559 --> 00:11:24,080 day and age, we're all in an Andy Warhol's factory of weirdness now with 154 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:31,840 porn and sexuality. So this stuff isn't like jaw dropping or anything. But 155 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,960 I'll tell you what. The guys had a lot of fun on this charter. 156 00:11:35,919 --> 00:11:37,960 You know, Harry got a cock on his brain stem, but he 157 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,799 did look at boobs quite a bit. Yeah, you know there's a give 158 00:11:41,879 --> 00:11:45,759 and take with that. Hey, can I say something about porn stars, 159 00:11:45,759 --> 00:11:48,840 because this is not our first porn star rodeo where we have had porn stars 160 00:11:48,879 --> 00:11:54,399 on the boats. Yea. They seem to make it about sex. Yeah 161 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:58,200 yeah, yeah, one track mind, one track mind, double is it 162 00:11:58,480 --> 00:12:05,360 on tons puns? Everything is is open for bringing it back to sacks. 163 00:12:05,480 --> 00:12:09,759 Yeah, they're they're like, hey, look at that beautiful railing over there. 164 00:12:09,759 --> 00:12:13,519 I wonder if I can get rail tonight. Hey, hey, yeah, 165 00:12:13,639 --> 00:12:16,279 and they're like they go to Zaria, They're like, hey, our 166 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:20,799 crabs on the menu. I don't know. Like last time I got crabs 167 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:24,480 out, they wouldn't let me film for a goddamn month. Say hey, 168 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:33,519 can you can you apologize to me because I'm in the middle of something. 169 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:43,320 Oh sorry, I love seeing Culver be I know they all listen, but 170 00:12:43,399 --> 00:12:48,559 I'm sorry to say it. I mean Captain Lego Head, his name is 171 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:54,399 Captain Lego had Captain Lego Head is an understatement and a perfect name at the 172 00:12:54,440 --> 00:13:03,759 same time. Give this man a remote control attached to anything that heavy, 173 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:11,559 and people are going to die. Culver is a danger to himself, to 174 00:13:11,759 --> 00:13:16,440 porn stars and to see rats, and that mistake can't ever be made again. 175 00:13:18,039 --> 00:13:20,440 Four pots m. So let's get in the episode. What do you 176 00:13:20,519 --> 00:13:24,519 think it's been a long time thirteen minutes? Yeah, yeah, all right, 177 00:13:24,559 --> 00:13:26,279 So the preference sheet, we fucked that up. I didn't take notes 178 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:31,200 on that because normally producer Kalin does that. But there's gonna be a dessert 179 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,360 served on someone's asshole or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well the 180 00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:39,639 day begins with Harry hugs a warm embrace from you know, a handsome dweeb 181 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:45,000 who is not going to sexually assault you. Too bad, he is. 182 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:48,799 I ship them so hard, but it is such an impossibility for them. 183 00:13:48,799 --> 00:13:52,080 Oh, you're talking about Harry and Margot. The man has no game. 184 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:58,399 The man is he's devoid of any and all riz He's got none of it. 185 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:01,200 Yeah. I think he should start with a little hair chest what glue 186 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:05,320 some on? But he looks like an eight year old boy. God damn 187 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:09,000 it pass called the chest hair right, What did I say? Hair chest? 188 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:11,039 Oh? And you don't have any hair chest, So what are you 189 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:13,840 talking about? Well, I have it on my face, sir. You 190 00:14:13,879 --> 00:14:16,879 gotta have it somewhere. Oh he looks too boyish. Yeah. Today I 191 00:14:16,919 --> 00:14:20,440 was in line. I went to get a lunch from my wife. Now 192 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,919 the cafeteria. Oh my god, this guy had more hair on the back 193 00:14:22,919 --> 00:14:26,200 of his goddamn neck than on the top of his head. You know, 194 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:31,080 I am stunned by people who, and I appreciate they're just like, hey, 195 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:37,039 that's me, man, but it's just disgusting to look and it's it's 196 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:41,960 so it's so awful because that is the standard of beauty today. That's not 197 00:14:41,039 --> 00:14:46,600 hot you know who's that guy? Who's that guy a Burt back Rack. 198 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:48,200 No, that's not that guy, Burt, Burt Reynolds. He used to 199 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,279 be just kind of like normal looking hair fucking everywhere. Everybody thought he was 200 00:14:52,279 --> 00:14:58,720 hot. Now you got Aaron Taylor Johnson on fucking steroids. Oh, tattoos 201 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,159 everywhere. He's all wet and sweat and everybody's like, oh my god, 202 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:03,600 that's unbelievable. This guy with a Harry Nick He's an absolute fucking pariah. 203 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:07,519 He might as well be fucking Quasimoto. He's disgusting. Let's move on, 204 00:15:07,759 --> 00:15:13,240 sure, Okay, So Kermit gives the new work schedule. Essentially she'll work 205 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:18,480 until she loses consciousness. You know, that's very dangerous. Never let the 206 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,200 labor board get their eyes on this industry. Oh thank god, it doesn't 207 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:26,679 exist for this industry exactly. Yeah, all right, And Harry and culver 208 00:15:26,799 --> 00:15:30,120 I discuss a new officer coming aboard, and they hope he's not a fucking 209 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:33,879 asshole. Boys are gonna be very disappointed. It's Jow and hope Springs not 210 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,840 eternal Jo is an asshole. Oh yeah, well he was. Five years 211 00:15:37,879 --> 00:15:43,159 ago. His mother was brutally beaten with a dog bone. That's I think 212 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:46,360 it was an elephant bone. Wow, attention to detail, Dylan, Well 213 00:15:46,399 --> 00:15:54,279 anyway, kermit prostitute. Yeah. So so Juell heads aboard the vessel, 214 00:15:54,320 --> 00:16:02,759 and we've seen Juell before. You know, again, what people have gone 215 00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:10,720 through, how they're past trauma and past defensive constructed. The way they operate 216 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:14,879 is on a macro level, completely understandable, and we have sympathy for it. 217 00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:18,360 But when you're face to face with somebody, I don't care that your 218 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,840 mom got beat with an elephant bone. You can't call beautiful people like Asha 219 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:25,919 fucking horse because they're wearing leather pants. Yeah, he was a real jerky 220 00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:30,480 pants for that one, a total jerky pants for that one. And also 221 00:16:30,559 --> 00:16:34,519 he pulls the Laura defense and the Laura defense he goes was young, he 222 00:16:34,559 --> 00:16:38,240 goes, I was young. I was five years ago. I think the 223 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:44,000 cements pretty much set. You know, what, were you twenty nine back 224 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,159 then? Look, I don't want to put six year olds in jail, 225 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,120 but someone once told me, like I think it was a child psychologist or 226 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,000 something like, who you are at six years old is pretty much who you 227 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:56,879 are when you're fifty. I'm like Jesus fucking Christ. Yeah. Well, 228 00:16:56,919 --> 00:17:00,759 anyway, Joe meets Captain hot Pants. I really want to read that review. 229 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,039 You want to read it? Oh no, no, no, not 230 00:17:03,079 --> 00:17:07,640 on air? Oh will make you so angry. I could only listen for 231 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:14,440 thirteen minutes. Okay, alright, okay, uh Jua meets hot Pants. 232 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:19,759 We learned that Jua has been a captain of his own for three years on 233 00:17:19,880 --> 00:17:25,160 a thirty meter Okay, but because Bravo called and City could be on TV 234 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,759 again, he'll pretend to be here to want to learn how to drive a 235 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:37,200 Japanese fishing boat that's converted into a yacht. Yeah, he's like him. 236 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,960 You've seen a life a quantic. No, I don't know what that is. 237 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,799 I can't do South African, I can. The only word I can 238 00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:51,559 say in South African is Brunz. That's it. Brunes from District nine. 239 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,000 You know the gun he was linked. They fucking Prunes. I love I 240 00:17:55,039 --> 00:17:57,599 love that movie. I think that's more summer heights high. All right, 241 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:03,160 So well we meet Serena. This is a big well. Before he meets 242 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:08,559 Serena, he meets his underlings, and he starts with a fucking yeah. 243 00:18:10,079 --> 00:18:12,839 He starts with a knicky, like fucking zinger. You know, he's like 244 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:17,519 angry, Adam, I think it offers to take the luggage, and he's 245 00:18:17,559 --> 00:18:21,640 like, you sure you can carry it? Don't do that. You're trying. 246 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:25,599 You have to ingratiate yourself to the people who work under you, otherwise 247 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:29,519 you can't boss them around as effectively. You know what I mean. It's 248 00:18:29,519 --> 00:18:33,599 gonna be tension. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, anyway, did 249 00:18:33,599 --> 00:18:36,920 you just quote Kendrick Lamar? Is that? What is that what I did? 250 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:41,440 Maybe? Well, anyway, Joe meets Serena. It turns out they 251 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:45,720 this is not the first time of their meeting. They used to have I 252 00:18:45,799 --> 00:18:49,559 love, I love these relationships where he had a friend that was banging her 253 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:59,720 friend and her friend was banging him. They were friends with the oppositions, 254 00:19:00,079 --> 00:19:07,400 ends with benefits. Now Serena has a very very complicated orc with Juoo over 255 00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:15,599 these two episodes. Oh yes she does, Serena, don't go chasing motorfalls, 256 00:19:17,559 --> 00:19:19,200 but hey, don't do it. If we're gonna jump to the next 257 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:22,480 episode, Hey, Kermit, why don't you cool it down a little bit? 258 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:26,359 Let I love what Kermit said. Well, I understand what she was 259 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:30,160 trying to do Look, we'll get there. An episode nine, anyway, 260 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:34,400 Serena says he was a lying, manipulative piece of shit cheater with her friend. 261 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:37,279 She also says, like she said that she would punch him in the 262 00:19:37,319 --> 00:19:41,799 face the next time he saw them. You know, empty gestures are dangerous, 263 00:19:41,799 --> 00:19:45,680 and empty threats or even more dangerous. If you're gonna say you're gonna 264 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,640 do something, make sure that it's measured, because if that day does come, 265 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,720 you want to be able to do it. Yeah. Yeah, you're 266 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,640 not holding up by your end of the bargain. Also, I want to 267 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:57,720 point out to her, lying, cheating, manipulative piece of shit. I 268 00:19:57,759 --> 00:20:02,240 mean, that's basically the mission statement on every Boston's resume at this point, 269 00:20:02,359 --> 00:20:07,039 isn't it. Yeah. It's like it's usually includes an unhealthy relationship with alcohol 270 00:20:07,079 --> 00:20:10,400 as well, but they bury that at the bottom of the resume. Yeah 271 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:15,640 yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's not even said. Sometimes they put 272 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:19,759 it on there. So the porn stars get aboard the boat, one sexually 273 00:20:19,839 --> 00:20:26,240 charged Laura for another. Asia's pretty torqued by these characters. She's like, 274 00:20:26,799 --> 00:20:30,759 can I watch if you guys to uh, if you guys have an work 275 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,119 and what you can I watch well, hold on, though. I don't 276 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:37,880 think Asia likes us making fun of her voice. Has she said anything, 277 00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:41,079 Yeah, you know, it's just it's it's I get it, but it's 278 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,000 it's listen. It's a cute voice. It's a unique voice. I think 279 00:20:45,039 --> 00:20:48,839 she makes a lot of money off. Oh totally yeah. Kermitz says she's 280 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:55,599 never met porn stars before, and I quote she's a little worried, worried 281 00:20:55,599 --> 00:21:00,960 about what they're like, the Mafia of sex. Kermit Oh, please explain. 282 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,039 They only pee on their own, you know what I mean? You 283 00:21:04,079 --> 00:21:07,279 know the mafia. You know they kill within you know, they're not gonna 284 00:21:07,359 --> 00:21:11,359 fucking kill a kid that's on a paper a paper run. Oh yeah, 285 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,119 they will horn stars. They don't go like just a regular person. They 286 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:18,960 do some of that peeing stuff on them. They do that on film for 287 00:21:18,039 --> 00:21:22,000 only fans. You know, it's kind of in house. Are you talking 288 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:26,720 about pissing on people? Well, I mean it's niche. So many things 289 00:21:26,759 --> 00:21:30,440 to correct here on I don't want to show an your point, but the 290 00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:37,839 mafia absolutely swings a very wide scythe well, the newspaper boy not fucking you 291 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,039 know, putting the vig in they'll take that kid down the heartbeat, you 292 00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:45,599 know what I mean. Well, because he's in the business, he didn't 293 00:21:45,599 --> 00:21:49,000 put the vig in die. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Man. 294 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:56,039 Yeah, so by the transitive property, porns runs a piss on anybody because 295 00:21:56,039 --> 00:22:00,799 they're the mafia of sex. We're a little loopy tonight. So we undock 296 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:07,200 and we enjoy some charcuterie board and the titties are out almost instantaneously. Yeah. 297 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:11,599 I once again, I hate to I hate to judge. Yeah, 298 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:15,079 but whenever porn stars or entertainers whoever the fuck they are, they're on Real 299 00:22:15,119 --> 00:22:21,039 I TV. They they never miss an opportunity to have a pun or whatever. 300 00:22:21,079 --> 00:22:22,160 You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, she's like, 301 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:26,799 my vibrator didn't plug into the hotel room and it is a problem. 302 00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,559 No, that's not the problem. The problem is if that is a problem, 303 00:22:30,599 --> 00:22:33,319 and I think that you're just joking around. And again, hey, 304 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:37,000 everybody, do your own kink. We're not kink shaming, but no, 305 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:37,680 no, no, no, no, no, we're not. We're not 306 00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:41,319 kink shaming. But you know, it's it always I always get a yucky 307 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:47,240 feeling, you know when yeah, listen, this is real work. But 308 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:51,599 I always am a little worried about the mental health. And we've seen it 309 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:56,960 so many times. I mean, you know, porn stars will or it 310 00:22:56,079 --> 00:23:00,599 does make it very difficult to make, not possible, but very difficult. 311 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,240 So I just worry about these people. Well, hey, del, you 312 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:07,200 know they talk about themselves a lot too. They make it a lot about 313 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:10,119 them. Can you imagine like an insurance broker on the boat making it about 314 00:23:10,119 --> 00:23:14,920 their occupying. I mean it's not nearly as interesting like hey, Ted, 315 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,839 I wouldn't get on that jet skate you only got a twenty year term doesn't 316 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:22,759 include the hazardous activity. And then he looks at the camera for or laugh 317 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:26,000 or something excited. No one cares, Oh you're talking about an insurance hill. 318 00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:29,119 Yeah, no one would care if you talk about your occupation that much 319 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,160 on one of these goddamn yachts. It's not nearly as interesting as like, 320 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,960 uh, someone like uh when they were doing that chicken wrestling in the water 321 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:41,839 and chicken oh check it, yeah, chicken chicken fight. And I think 322 00:23:42,559 --> 00:23:45,680 his name is sky Yeah, Skyler, Yeah, I think he was. 323 00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,079 He made a pun about having his cock on Harry's neck or something. Yeah, 324 00:23:51,119 --> 00:23:53,079 I mean Harry didn't make a pun. I mean he just said his 325 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,000 cock was on my neck. That wasn't a pun, that was just a 326 00:23:56,039 --> 00:24:00,279 statement of fact, right, But Sky said something really funny. I think 327 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:03,240 anyway, they can't stop themselves, right, it's my point, and it's 328 00:24:03,279 --> 00:24:07,920 got a little old. And it is interesting that, like, you know, 329 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:12,759 let's let's let's beat this out to any interesting profession, Like what's an 330 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:18,680 interesting profession? Marine biologist. That's pretty fascinating. But if they kept making 331 00:24:18,759 --> 00:24:25,400 like aquatic puns, you'd be like, are you a marine biologist or are 332 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,559 you like a prop comic? Like what why do you keep doing this? 333 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:30,319 You know? That's my point man, right, right, right, So 334 00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:34,200 it doesn't work with porn stars either, that is what your point, right, 335 00:24:34,279 --> 00:24:37,759 that's my point. It gets old at some point. Yeah. I 336 00:24:37,799 --> 00:24:41,920 mean they were showing them around like the primary cabin and nah, and I 337 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,839 think it was Laura though she's the main primary. She was like, yeah, 338 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:49,480 yeah, I hope you don't mind. I think we're having orgy in 339 00:24:49,519 --> 00:24:53,039 here. Yeah, and that's when Asia's like, come on, Walt Jesus, 340 00:24:53,759 --> 00:24:57,960 yeah, as torked. But these people are very very sweet despite their 341 00:24:57,960 --> 00:25:04,440 puns. I love seeing. Uh no, we're not there yet. Juah 342 00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:14,119 is an intense deck meeting, and the one covered in tattoos takes duck Yeah, 343 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,960 she takes duck faced selfies. We should take more duck face selfies. 344 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:22,799 Oh here's a pun. One of the porn stars continues to be a porn 345 00:25:22,839 --> 00:25:26,799 star. She's wearing a something that resembles a necklace, and the joke was, 346 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,599 is that a pearl necklace? You know, because that's when I think 347 00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:40,079 male puts his penis in a woman's breast or incorrect, what's a pearl necklace? 348 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:44,720 A pearl necklace is one of these things where I'm so shocked at the 349 00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:52,920 ubiquitous nature up because it's it is such a rare thing and something that I 350 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,119 don't even know the etymology. I don't know where it comes from. I 351 00:25:57,160 --> 00:26:00,480 can tell you right now. Sorry I'm being long winded, but it's when 352 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,480 a rope of semen is around someone's neck. I mean, think think of 353 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:14,559 the the control you would need to have to pull that off to have a 354 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:18,160 drape in a technical nature. I mean, I know necklaces aren't always perfectly 355 00:26:18,279 --> 00:26:22,240 round, but it just doesn't make sense that it's as commonly said as it 356 00:26:22,440 --> 00:26:29,680 is, you know, but that is what it is. Pat all right, 357 00:26:29,759 --> 00:26:32,079 let's get you should we get to an ad break about baby food or 358 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:36,200 not? Let's let's hold off. Let's let's hold off. I can't wait 359 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:40,640 to talk about this baby food though it's fantastic. I haven't been this jacked 360 00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:45,839 up about a spot sponsors Little Spoon. Yeah, if you got to patreon 361 00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:51,400 dot com, you will not hear it. So there is one woman who 362 00:26:51,519 --> 00:26:57,160 can't speak. She's a wild card. Huh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 363 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,799 he's on wheel of fortune. She's not this person, right, but 364 00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,559 just apropos of the name. You do love Vana White? Well it's v 365 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:11,279 a n Na is the name Vana? But are you calling this woman Vana 366 00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:17,000 White White? Okay? Do you love Vana White? Uh? The one 367 00:27:17,079 --> 00:27:21,680 who turns? Uh yeah? Yeah, yeah I love her? Okay, 368 00:27:22,160 --> 00:27:25,079 big fan? What do you love about it? The longevity? Yeah? 369 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:30,880 I love someone who can do the same job for fifty two years, show 370 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:36,119 up every day. So thiss it been that long? It's pretty close. 371 00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:45,359 Yeah yeah, that's a Jack's pretty hilarious on Twitter right here? All right? 372 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,359 I love Joel being sexually harassed by a man and a thong. Welcome 373 00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:53,000 to paradise. The tits are out once again. Culver hops in the water, 374 00:27:53,279 --> 00:28:00,759 as does Harry at the beach picnic, and somebody is not happy. 375 00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:04,480 Guess who it is. He's got those binoculars out. He's like, hey, 376 00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,400 those two having fun over there. Yeah. Now I have say this 377 00:28:10,519 --> 00:28:15,079 though, don't it's absolutely inappropriate for both these two people to be in there. 378 00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:18,720 They're not supposed to be party enough, seem well, I mean, 379 00:28:18,799 --> 00:28:22,359 and this is where we can have a hearty debate, and I hope it 380 00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:26,240 doesn't get too personal, given our intense passion for either side of the argument. 381 00:28:26,599 --> 00:28:33,400 But where do you land on the spectrum of chief Entertainment Officer and mister 382 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:40,440 crabby pants Joel? Well, because these people do want them involved, I'll 383 00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:44,960 tell you what. It becomes an exception, and exceptions become the rule. 384 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:51,440 Mister Culver, mister Captain lego Head. You let this fucker get away with 385 00:28:51,519 --> 00:28:55,599 this next thing. You know he's fucking down on the next charter. Yeah, 386 00:28:55,759 --> 00:28:57,880 and he's serving cocktails and in a fucking hot top. That's my point, 387 00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:00,640 right right right, Dylan, Let me pull this back a second. 388 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:04,519 You brought up and I hate to drive this thing home because I were just 389 00:29:04,759 --> 00:29:07,920 talking about puns. Puns. Yeah, I'm sorry, I just I fucking 390 00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:15,400 Laura the porn star. Everyone has to respect your triggers. Yeah, I'm 391 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,920 triggered by this when she noted her vibrator didn't charge. Can you imagine living 392 00:29:21,279 --> 00:29:22,160 with a porn star? Because I was thinking that, I was like, 393 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:25,960 because I was trying and put myself in the position to sell one, Like 394 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:30,440 could I deal with this? And I probably could? I probably say at 395 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:33,240 some point, look, honey, because I'm talking to Laura, you know, 396 00:29:33,359 --> 00:29:36,200 she's my wife or something. Totally cool with you coming home with jis 397 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:40,160 in your hair, But can we leave work at home? Please? I'm 398 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:45,759 trying to watch Three's Company. I can't stand you talking about the goddamn fucking 399 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:51,480 vibrators and the batteries that don't work an ye please stop? Who needs to 400 00:29:51,599 --> 00:30:00,519 masturbate this much? Sounds exhausting anyway, you know what I mean? Yeah? 401 00:30:02,559 --> 00:30:07,119 I do. Either that or I'm so goddamn jealous Dylan, Yeah, 402 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:14,160 I think you know what. That's why we're triggered. Envy. They have 403 00:30:14,319 --> 00:30:18,000 an amazing dinner. I'm not sure if it is this episode or the next 404 00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:21,559 episode, And how do they finish off that deserter dinner. Of course they 405 00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:23,960 had some dessert, but then they go down in their little cabins there and 406 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:29,519 they flip a bunch of tabbies and come, doesn't everyone want to end a 407 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:37,200 night that way? Yeah? And Tad insult to injury. They're monetizing. 408 00:30:37,279 --> 00:30:45,279 Its sign of a bit. It's unbelievable, what a life. So we 409 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:52,839 move on to an incredible catch from Margo. Let's just really quickly acknowledge the 410 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:59,000 predicament she was in. It was kind of like, I don't know, 411 00:30:59,039 --> 00:31:02,480 I'm not very good at you know, one of those things where you're gonna 412 00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:03,759 move this, to move this, to move this, to get that there. 413 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,160 Oh, get away from me right now. I don't want to waste 414 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,839 my time. I was like, how the fuck is she gonna do this? 415 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:14,000 All right? So what Dylan's explaining here. It was a very quick 416 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:15,519 moment in the show, but it's worth discussing. I think so too. 417 00:31:15,599 --> 00:31:18,079 All right, so I'd load my carp you know, I like the Veno. 418 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:22,599 I don't buy a bottle of vino when I go to my local grocery 419 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,000 store. I buy a kiddy pool. Yeah, and sometimes I'm pretty lazy 420 00:31:27,039 --> 00:31:29,960 and I throw them in the back of my car. I have a lot 421 00:31:30,039 --> 00:31:33,920 of shit in my car, and I'm not a good driver. I try 422 00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:37,000 and open up the back of my car, and I have the exact same 423 00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:41,880 predicament. There's a couple of bottles leaning against that goddamn door. Yeah, 424 00:31:41,319 --> 00:31:45,559 how will I prevent them from falling out and breaking on the glass and losing? 425 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:49,480 I don't know. I probably each bottle's like four dollars, Yeah, 426 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:53,799 yeah, yeah. If three broke, that's twelve dollars, right, right, 427 00:31:55,039 --> 00:32:01,720 What am I gonna do? What would happen if the twelve dollars would 428 00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:07,880 loss? What? Anything short of the fucking ground opening up and swallowing you? 429 00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:12,400 We can't have that happen. But let's get back to it. The 430 00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:16,160 dexterity that is demonstrated when you are trying to save your wine and your money, 431 00:32:16,319 --> 00:32:21,000 and when Margot is trying to save this bottle of rose. Believe it's 432 00:32:21,039 --> 00:32:25,319 probably pissed, is you know? Spider Man like? It's pretty incredible. 433 00:32:25,599 --> 00:32:30,599 Yeah, quick hands, she catches the bottle. Yeah, you know, 434 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:34,519 we can take this girl in Formula one. Here's the thing. Margot's an 435 00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:37,839 interesting character, and she's a friend of the show. And we will have 436 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,519 her on can be really quick. I'm sorry to interrupt, but everybody needs 437 00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:45,599 to stop recommending Formula one to people. Yeah, a lot of people are 438 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,039 recommending. People are like, oh, you gotta watch it, and I'm 439 00:32:47,039 --> 00:32:50,079 like, okay, well what's the deal. And they're like, well, 440 00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:55,720 that guy wins every race. And You're like, okay, well what well 441 00:32:55,759 --> 00:33:00,880 what happens And they're like, well, he just like really really dominates every 442 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,240 race, and then this guy always comes still down to that. It's about 443 00:33:04,319 --> 00:33:07,640 personal stories and achievements and winning and what it takes to get there. Dylan. 444 00:33:07,799 --> 00:33:10,519 Yeah, but it's a bunch of rich kids. The only way you 445 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:15,920 can get into it is if you have some kind of oil magnate finances. 446 00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:17,680 Yeah, exactly. It's just ridiculous. I have no interest in it. 447 00:33:17,759 --> 00:33:22,200 So you watched an episode and it bothered you. I've gotten up for the 448 00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:28,079 races. They've said, oh, listen to the sounds, let's get back 449 00:33:28,079 --> 00:33:30,640 to the show. Okay, Well, what should we talk about the baby 450 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:32,359 stuff? Well, no, I was gonna talk about you were in the 451 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:38,000 middle of the thing. I'm morco. I think she's a sea rat version 452 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:44,480 of Billy Bob. She gets obsessed with shoes that are too small for one 453 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:49,039 of the porn stars Billy Bob and Monsters Ball. Yeah yeah, okay, 454 00:33:49,079 --> 00:33:52,319 but no, no, no, he uh he's weird out by little people 455 00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:58,319 or he's obsessed with it, Billy oh, just in in regular life. 456 00:33:58,359 --> 00:34:02,480 In regular life, in Margo is fascinated with little shoes. I don't think 457 00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:07,359 she's fascinated with little shoes. I think that she's awestruck that a grown man 458 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:12,800 could have a feat that's yeah, yeah, yeah, I put my phone 459 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,559 away because we were we were, you know, Okay, Margot hits the 460 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:19,840 beach and Harry and Culver are brought back to the boat. I guess because 461 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,400 Joe Woo was like, you know what, fuck you guys, you're having 462 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,239 fun. Fuck off, scolded, scolded, scolded, And then Kermit and 463 00:34:25,519 --> 00:34:30,800 Juo chat and he lets her know things are gonna be changing here and he 464 00:34:30,960 --> 00:34:35,760 wants her advice. Now this is worth pointing out. I love Kermit. 465 00:34:37,519 --> 00:34:43,880 She annoys me a little bit. She's not a perfect manager. She is 466 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:50,440 so happy that he's asking for her advice, quoting Huba Stank. Later on 467 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:57,719 in the episode, she scolds Zarina for kind of faking her way through a 468 00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,719 relationship with Juwa or being nice to him. You're faking your way, kermit 469 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:07,920 you why not just be like okay, duly noted like she's playing the game 470 00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:09,719 too. Zerena might be playing the game as well. I just don't think 471 00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:13,599 there should be any judgment there. Forgive me for that. Well, we'll 472 00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:16,679 get to that in an episode two, so don't. Okay anyway, Culver 473 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:24,000 continues to be pretty upset about not looking at Laura naked. Let's do this. 474 00:35:24,199 --> 00:35:28,320 Let's get to dinner, okay, but before we do, let's talk 475 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:34,599 about the dinners you could be feeding your children. Wait, teased it. 476 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,199 I haven't been this jacked up about a sponsor in some time now. We 477 00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:42,760 already did an ad read, but we got the product, and I am 478 00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,719 if this was the Manson family, I'd be in it. Is that right? 479 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:52,679 The cult of Little Spoon? Yeah, a little hundred poor scent this 480 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:57,000 stuff is. You have you have two children? Well now I do. 481 00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,519 Yeah, and this is gonna work out for both children because it works out 482 00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:04,519 for newborns and also works out for toddlers. Yep. The flexibility of these 483 00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:07,519 meals is one of the big pluses of Little Spoon. We get into a 484 00:36:07,559 --> 00:36:16,800 Dylan, let's talk about this. Little Spoon is a one stop shop for 485 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:21,039 healthy, easy, meal time and snack time for your baby, toddler, 486 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,760 and big kid, delivered right to your door. Yes, you heard that 487 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:28,679 right. You can have Little Spoon in your life for years to make meal 488 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:34,440 time healthy, tasty and easy. Let's talk about tasty for a second, 489 00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:38,000 all right, Dylan, So let's both confess what we shared with each other 490 00:36:38,079 --> 00:36:40,480 before we did this. Add Well, I didn't tell you one thing. 491 00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:44,760 I don't have children, so we got this. I was like, what 492 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,679 are we going to do? Well, we have friends in our lives that 493 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:51,400 have children, So we said, we're gonna run this over to you guys. 494 00:36:51,559 --> 00:36:57,239 We're gonna watch to see if little discernible eater will gobble this stuff up. 495 00:36:57,480 --> 00:37:00,440 And gobble it up. She did. I just got a text from 496 00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:06,239 my friend's wife saying, what is your promo code? We need this stuff 497 00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:10,960 today. Not only did little my friend's daughter eat it, gobbled it up, 498 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,559 Cecy and I you eat it? Oh my gosh, did we eat 499 00:37:16,599 --> 00:37:21,679 it? The stuff is fantastic, Dylan. It's healthy too, and it's 500 00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:25,199 organic and in many cases it's gluten free. They make vegetarian things. So 501 00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:29,440 here's what's wonderful. So it shows up in a box once a month and 502 00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:34,559 it's these little flying saucer meals. Yeah, and they're all different and they 503 00:37:34,639 --> 00:37:37,400 can they're easily, they fit in your freeze or your refrigerator, and they're 504 00:37:37,679 --> 00:37:43,920 basically like, you don't have to prepare anything for your children anymore. You 505 00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:46,840 can just buy little spoon and then you heat it up and you put it 506 00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:52,280 in their lunchbox and bam, you're done. You're an amazing parent. These 507 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,920 these people listening to the ad, they go, well, well, organic 508 00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:01,119 fresh baby food sounds pretty expensive. It's not. It's under three dollars for 509 00:38:01,199 --> 00:38:07,320 a blend, under six dollars for a meal. Unbelievable stuff. And did 510 00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:10,280 I mention it all comes right to your door. It's so flexible, it's 511 00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:15,159 so easy and everything store is right in the fridge and freezer. You can 512 00:38:15,239 --> 00:38:17,119 pick the menu and change up with your order every time. The price is 513 00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:21,639 right, the quality is unmatched. We love it, children love it. 514 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,760 The grandparents love it. Oh yeah, it makes ruby was nausch in on 515 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,960 one of the other day, You told me, are you kidding me? 516 00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:34,000 My little Ellie she loves these little juice packets that are completely sugar free. 517 00:38:34,119 --> 00:38:37,480 I had a mango chia one the other day. Oh my Ellie loves peaches 518 00:38:37,519 --> 00:38:44,960 and creament fantastic, unbelievable stuff. So it's just a huge win win win 519 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:49,920 for Pat's family, for our family, and it can be yours. 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It's not Patty because Patty's already said that most 529 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,880 of these the decor of these things are bought and paid for by the dollar 530 00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:44,440 store, are they not? Is just confused or you refringe yourself in the 531 00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:46,440 third person? Was okay? You know how, I don't like that. 532 00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:53,199 I understand that, but porn stars. Notice that there was a budget for 533 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,559 this decor. Yeah, and it was eight dollars. Yeah, yeah, 534 00:39:58,679 --> 00:40:06,079 yeah, tacky, tacky, well linens and fresh flowers, white linens and 535 00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,679 fresh flowers. That's it. Let's get to something that wasn't tacky but was 536 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:16,000 bizarre. We've got dinner. It's an artichoke foam with roasted celariac. I 537 00:40:16,039 --> 00:40:20,159 think that's celery root. I think it's some kind of root vegetable that has 538 00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:37,079 celery notes. I don't know, autumn vegetable notes. I mean maybe probably 539 00:40:37,159 --> 00:40:40,920 not yacht food. If you're going on a hunting trip, like a really 540 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:45,960 nice hunting trip where you're hunting humans, maybe this would be suitable for that 541 00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:49,639 kind of environment. But this is paradise, you know what I mean. 542 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:53,400 Chicken with lemon, potatoes and corn is up next, and the vegan has 543 00:40:53,480 --> 00:41:00,719 a rolled zook dish. It's all sprayed and edible gold because that's supposed to 544 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:05,800 mean class. Yeah, you know, I think Serena is doing a suitable 545 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,679 job. This boat is not below deck o G or below deck MED. 546 00:41:10,559 --> 00:41:16,239 I think Serena's probably pretty talented, but some of the food has looked rather 547 00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:23,440 beige, and this was no exception. I would give this probably sixty four 548 00:41:23,559 --> 00:41:30,599 pots h del, you know, just so I bookend my discomfort with porn 549 00:41:30,719 --> 00:41:36,679 stars and their puns. I believe it was Laura who finished off the meal 550 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:43,519 by noting that she just had norgasm in her mouth. Yeah, it's sad 551 00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:50,679 at this point. Oh, like I said, maybe I don't say it 552 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,440 again so close to the ad rate about the baby fit. Maybe we'd just 553 00:41:53,559 --> 00:41:57,480 move on. Yeah, well I was gonna see the gas finish off dinner 554 00:41:57,599 --> 00:42:00,599 and then they go finish off each other. For paid subscribers, no judgment. 555 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:06,079 Sex work is real work, and unless you're not doing it well, 556 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,840 like if you're not making a lot of money. I mean, I don't 557 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:14,320 know if it's like there's like an open mic circuit or what. But if 558 00:42:14,360 --> 00:42:16,440 you've been at it for a while and you're really not doing well, then 559 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:21,760 you know, maybe move on, maybe do something else. Uh. Sky 560 00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:29,079 the male model looking guy, He said that he he hoped that he'd pass 561 00:42:29,159 --> 00:42:32,239 that goal gold through his ass. Yeah. I don't know if you remember 562 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:37,039 that. Yeah, and I hope it wasn't. Hope it wasn't into that 563 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:42,639 guy who looked like Turtle from Entourage, you know, Jerry Ferrara. Yeah, 564 00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:45,239 because I don't think his only fans guys would like that, but I 565 00:42:45,639 --> 00:42:51,360 do think it was him. Huh. I'm trying to figure out who's coupled 566 00:42:51,440 --> 00:42:53,920 up with. Who does Jerry Ferrara have only fans? No, no, 567 00:42:54,079 --> 00:42:58,280 no, no, But there's a guy there that's really not attractive. It's 568 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,039 one of their friends. Okay, maybe he's manager. Who do you subscribe 569 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:06,199 to any only fans? It's my wife would fucking kill me though, it's 570 00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:12,360 bizarre to me. It's it's you know, he's bit ball. I mean, 571 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,159 it's like, you know, you you want to charge seventy five dollars 572 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:19,480 for to look at booms? No way, not doing that. There's plenty 573 00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,639 of things on the porns, you know what I mean. I mean, 574 00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:29,320 it's just nuts. But I'm so happy that that it's created this monetary infrastructure 575 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:34,400 so that these people can drive Lamborghinias and stuff like Tiger and black China. 576 00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:39,639 You know, she made forty billion dollars last month China, Yeah, something 577 00:43:39,679 --> 00:43:43,840 like that. Wow, yeah, good for her. Yeah, No, 578 00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:47,400 it's so happy. So Serena is not punching Jiao in the face, like 579 00:43:47,519 --> 00:43:54,199 she said, but rather being quite cool to him. The only problem I 580 00:43:54,360 --> 00:44:05,119 have with this is that she's mirroring Captain Legohead. This is what Captain Lego 581 00:44:05,239 --> 00:44:12,760 Head does there flirret addicts, And if you're going to be a flirt addict, 582 00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:16,159 you can't be I mean, of course you can do an you know, 583 00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:21,320 anything you want, but some eggs are going to get broken along the 584 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,159 way of making this Omelet you know, if you're if you're flirting with Juair, 585 00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:28,599 you're flirting with Culver, Culver's flirting with Jamie. I mean, we'll 586 00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:30,039 talk about in the next episode. Yeah, maybe I'm talking out in my 587 00:44:30,079 --> 00:44:35,519 bum right now, but we can see that Serena is being quite cozy with 588 00:44:35,679 --> 00:44:38,159 Jua. Well, I appreciate, and I think she does a toast to 589 00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:43,360 it in the next episode, which Kerment really took issue with Yea, which 590 00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,719 is talking about the past and new beginnings. What are we going to hold 591 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:51,119 a grudge for It was your friend that he fucked over. Now you work 592 00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,400 together, you wouldn't even know about the intimacies of your friendship and with this 593 00:44:55,639 --> 00:45:00,320 person and what happened. Of course, we have footage from five years years 594 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:04,480 ago of him. Oh yeah, you have. You have recountings of men 595 00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,440 treating women like shit and all that stuff. Of course. Yeah, but 596 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:14,239 let Serena live her best life. And what the fuck can I talk about 597 00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:15,719 an interesting part of the show that, Yeah, we gotta wrap up the 598 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:22,320 other. So there was breakfast, and I believe that Zorina was kind enough 599 00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:28,360 to cater to the demands of the porn stars. They wanted a breakfast that 600 00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:32,559 was sexy. We see a steamed sausage with a stream of some kind of 601 00:45:32,679 --> 00:45:37,239 white sauce coming out of it. Did you catch that? Yeah, So 602 00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:44,480 what Serena did was she cooked up some breakfast potatoes and slapped a Trader Joe 603 00:45:44,599 --> 00:45:46,639 sausage on the table and then squirted Helman's out of the tip of the cock. 604 00:45:49,119 --> 00:45:55,199 It was, you know, it's like one of those things you get 605 00:45:55,280 --> 00:46:00,679 served in like a kitchy restaurant like we do this here, you know, 606 00:46:00,800 --> 00:46:02,960 and I don't mean in like a topas place, like have you guys been 607 00:46:04,039 --> 00:46:07,239 here before. We recommend that everybody gets fourteen plates just in case you're you 608 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,199 know, we don't want you to leave hungry, and we don't want to 609 00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:14,480 you to leave without paying us seven hundred and fifty dollars. This is more 610 00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:17,320 like here we scream at you, or here everything shaped like a cock, 611 00:46:17,679 --> 00:46:22,440 you know what I mean. You know, as the porn stars were eating 612 00:46:22,519 --> 00:46:27,159 that breakfast, they noted that there was some dolphins swimming there. You know. 613 00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:29,639 I always like to get in the mind of dolphins. You know, 614 00:46:30,039 --> 00:46:31,360 there were two of them. They were swiming together, and one of them 615 00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:35,360 said to the other, like, what the fuck's going on over there? 616 00:46:35,519 --> 00:46:38,440 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, humans are weird. It's just a matter of 617 00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:42,639 time before we own this planet once again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 618 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:50,920 I love so much when you anthropomorphize animals because you're so on the money with 619 00:46:51,079 --> 00:46:55,679 them all the time. I've often thought of dolphins that they're manipulating us. 620 00:46:55,760 --> 00:47:00,159 I'm not trusting of them in any way, shape or form. They are 621 00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:05,039 working to get hands so that they can defeat us. And everybody who's work 622 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,519 worried about oh the Chinese and Donald Trump's fourth and Dipe, and let's look 623 00:47:09,960 --> 00:47:15,079 at the actual problem. People are like, oh my gosh, we don't 624 00:47:15,119 --> 00:47:20,320 have any savings accounts and CEO's wages are going through the roof, and what 625 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,000 is Wall Street what banks are paying out a tenth of what they actually have 626 00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:29,920 on the you know, it's like all this stuff Black Lives Matter, it's 627 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:37,400 all a distraction. The dolphins are fucking after us, and we call them 628 00:47:37,519 --> 00:47:42,840 pods and we you know, this is I heard somebody talk about how we 629 00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:47,559 thought that the Chinese were westernizing, but they weren't. They were just modernizing. 630 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,599 And it's very hubristic to think of your enemy as something that has adoration 631 00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:58,079 for you. And what, Dylan, you're trying to lay down there. 632 00:47:58,599 --> 00:48:01,599 That's when Chinese people were buying all the properties in Riverside County, you know, 633 00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,599 Oh yeah, in Toronto, don't get me started there. Peterson's having 634 00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:09,440 a cry festival. The day you wake up and you see a dolphin outside 635 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:16,519 and he's buying the fucking condominium, not a condo, an entire condominium complex. 636 00:48:16,599 --> 00:48:20,639 Act you, that's the day they have arms, And that's the fucking 637 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:23,159 day that they take over the goddamn planet. Man. And I'm sure many 638 00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:27,719 of you are asking, well, what about legs? Have you seen what 639 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:30,239 they can do? It's like they don't need him. It's like a fucking 640 00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:36,199 pogo stick. The skin is so thick. Concrete will do not a thing 641 00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:39,679 to that. They don't need the legs, they need the thumbs. Hey, 642 00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:44,960 don't just a book. In the episode, yeah, so a hot 643 00:48:45,039 --> 00:48:49,119 pants. He's trying to get that goddamn tender back on the boat, you 644 00:48:49,199 --> 00:48:52,599 know. Yeah, he's got Colville first before we get there, because that's 645 00:48:52,639 --> 00:48:57,199 the most incredible. But I mean, the reason why Captain Jason didn't get 646 00:48:57,280 --> 00:49:02,079 very upset is because he's killed people too. But we have the groundwork laid 647 00:49:02,519 --> 00:49:07,360 for Harry and Margot's day. Now the second this is asked, it can 648 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:15,880 go nowhere but ickdown, and we'll see that in the next episode. It 649 00:49:15,039 --> 00:49:20,159 can only go to Icktown. But before we get there. Yes, we 650 00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:28,719 have Culver on the ones and twos. A grave error. Now it is 651 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:34,760 nowhere near underestimating the evil prowess of dolphins, but I would say that it 652 00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:42,119 is a grave error to put Culver in control of anything other than a lap 653 00:49:42,239 --> 00:49:45,199 dance for a middle aged woman. You know, Dylan, you've seen the 654 00:49:45,199 --> 00:49:59,880 footage of Captain Jason smashing this camera ship timing and appreciated to Cape coming on 655 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:08,519 persuaded the cake covinst moment, the vessel's master Jackson chamber watching because he's good 656 00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:12,960 lucky. We did what was supposed to trying to collisions, so we are 657 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:16,239 shut down. All engines dropped an anchor and I thank god we slipped at 658 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:22,440 a noise spot where there was no personnel. Fuck you, you got lucky, 659 00:50:22,559 --> 00:50:25,920 buddy, you got lucky. But since he's so good lucking, we 660 00:50:27,119 --> 00:50:30,400 just let him say stupid shit like that. Well he didn't get lucky. 661 00:50:30,559 --> 00:50:34,159 The quarrel that the anchor ripped to pieces was not bleached at that point. 662 00:50:34,199 --> 00:50:37,679 It was not a lost cause. He destroyed the marine layer. What he 663 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:46,000 destroyed the fragile ecosystem there, and not to mention, plunged his boat into 664 00:50:46,679 --> 00:50:51,519 I don't know, someplace that serves sand dabs. I bet people were eating 665 00:50:51,559 --> 00:50:54,079 there. Even if they didn't die, which they did, they had to 666 00:50:54,199 --> 00:50:59,320 get up and leave in a flash. I mean, think about that. 667 00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:04,159 You're a dinner and a waiter comes up to you and says, happy, 668 00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:09,719 happy anniversary. A game run right, Yeah, there's no time for confusion. 669 00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,320 You have to get up and you have to run. There is a 670 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:20,960 boat coming towards us and proceeded will so culver proceeds to lift the tender up 671 00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:30,360 and kind of like a child with one of those paddles with the ball that 672 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:34,719 is attached to it just starts swinging it all over the place. It's like 673 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:43,719 a very dangerous yo yo, and the railing is destroyed. Captain Jason falls 674 00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,079 over Juow's on a kayak. He has nothing to do with it, and 675 00:51:47,239 --> 00:51:52,960 we will find out what the fallout from that is on the next episode. 676 00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:57,400 We love you guys very much. Be sure to jump in the iTunes range 677 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,639 and reviews to combat any us. If you like the show, we'd really 678 00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:06,760 appreciate some support. Join us on Patreon for uncensored content. I think there's 679 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:09,679 gonna be some uncensored or some censored stuff in this one. Oh yeah, 680 00:52:09,840 --> 00:52:15,199 yeah, and yeah, that's pretty much it. Bad TV podcast everywhere, 681 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:20,440 Tiki's insts all that stuff. Join us on the Facebook group Lovely community there 682 00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,639 and follow us on YouTube. Subscribe, comment like, comment like, I 683 00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:27,079 am Dylan saying goodbye. Pat Say goodbye.