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Hello, everyone, ways noo jays, Welcome back to fire Escape Cast.

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It's episode forty six. I'm Mike, uh Dan, Mary? What's Gucci?

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Baby babies? Does Gucci mean good? An Italian? Uh? No,

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not an Italian? It's just what
what does gucci? What does what's

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Gucci mean? Does it translate?
It means what's good? What's good?

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Yeah? Okay, Gucci is more
stylish. Oh well this I'll tell you

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what's good. It's this Cabernet savignan
from the Barrosa Valley. Oh nice,

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I don't know it is California.
Uh probably, Yeah, that sounds about

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right. Should say on the bottle, what's Gucci? With Mary? Wow,

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it's got nauseous. They say we
don't become our parents. But I

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really felt, I really felt Paul
in that he does all the time.

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Yeah, what's what's Gucci? Mary? Um? I think like when somebody

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says something so out of touch,
I can't respond in any other way besides

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just a deep sighs, say that's
what I do. I've been trying to

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figure out how to get my dad
to stop doing this thing for like,

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probably almost a decade now. He
calls it zip hopping, and he does

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he does. He zips his jacket
up and down like and he like he

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does what he thinks rap is.
So it's like he'll be like zipping and

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he'll be like, yo, my
name is Paul Homie, and it's like

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it's dad, fucking stop and like
I'm just told to dad, this is

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not like fun gringey whatever, bad. This is just this sucks. Stop

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doing it. And he's done it
around my friends and they've all been like,

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Paul, you have to stop zip
hoopping. And I mean there's just

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a a moment in time or we
just we get off the cool train and

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it happens to all of us.
Um, you guys know, I have

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some young people in my house right
now, family members visiting, and um

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still yeah, I still have to
I don't think so, but I know

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they know that I podcast, which
they think is cool, but they don't

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listen to it nor do they partake. So there a while, yes,

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um get off. Yeah you remember
that and you having to be on the

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phone about it while you were in
Connecticut. I have been busy. Um.

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So we have one still from Australia
and she was telling me some Australian

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slang, um have you Yeah,
you ever heard of it? Yeah?

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Okay, yeah have you heard of
Yeah? What's that? Is? Like

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a type of person. I think
the closest I could compare it to an

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American would be like a burnout,
like a person who's kind of into drugs

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and a bit dicey and not super
act like, not super active or helpful

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in society. And then they wear
and they wear like uh, name brand

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clothes, shockingly enough, like colored
shirts that like polo shirts and shit like

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that. And um, she said, they always say stuff like, um,

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you got anything eatswa? And I
was like, what's eatsua? And

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she was like, it means sweet, we're good. Pig Latin, that's

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just pig. Yeah. I think
all of their slang pigs is pigs pigs

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Latin. Wait, what was the
one we're talking about? That the shady

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guys? Shit, No, this
ruins our theory is I don't think so,

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I don't talk about I'm still absorbing
all of the young people slang.

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But maybe it's just going back to
pigs Latin. I don't think I've ever

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used slang. You have, of
course you have. No, you said

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something is dope, that's slack.
No, I don't even when I've said

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things are cool, Yes, that's
slang, Like that's slang from the nineteen

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forties. I mean when I was
in like high school and people were saying

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things were tight. I've never once
been like, that's tight. I've never

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said that. You never said sick. I don't think so. I think

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I've always had a slang no awesome
as an actual word. I mean,

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not the way it's the difference.
It's yeah, it's like it's tilted first.

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Well, I guess I guess that
doesn't prevent it from being slit,

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Like Okay. Nowadays people say,
uh, no cap, no caps,

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Yes they do no cap, yes, yeah, no cap. That just

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means like no, I'm not yeah
for real, yeah, apparently did we

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talk about this. It comes from
like it's not caps. These are real

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grills on my sure teeth. And
then people say bet yeah, like it's

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kind of the same thing, almost
like like beat on it, Like yeah,

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I don't think I would ever feel
comfortable saying slang. I remember when

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we were going over potential categories for
Game of the Year, Mary, you

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added banger game of the Year,
Yes, And I don't even think I

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can say I don't know like,
I'm not comfortable saying slang. Ever,

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you would have to say the category
name for that. Dan, We're in

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Game of the Year discussions right now, say the category like you mean it

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all right? Our next category is
banger game of the year. That's right,

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banger the name of the year banger. Hardly Now we're also slaps a

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song slaps. Yes, I never
said that. I can't. I've never

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said that. No, Jake slang. I'm going to keep an eye out.

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I mean, I think Dan slang
by default. I don't think I

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say slang ever. Ever, even
when I was young and could get away

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with it, I was never cool, So I never felt comfortable saying slang.

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You don't sling slang. You never
slung it. I never slung the

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slang. Nothing's ever been tight,
dude. I'm the hash slinging slasher when

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it comes to slang. Oh God, ask me, ask me my favorite

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what tell me? Tell me something
to say, Hey, Mike, say

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that this tuna was good, this
tuna was dank. Actually that could work.

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Tuna gets pretty dank sometimes, don't
do it? Never get excited about

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Actually, yeah, I can I
believe that further slang. I just think

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that I've never been cool enough to
say slang. I couldn't get away with

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it. I don't think that's you
never call anything the dank mcpith. Well

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that based on this beginning of this
podcast, I think it's probably fair to

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say that maybe we're not meant to
say a bunch of slang if we do

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make our own cap all the time, and ironically that would be weird.

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Yeah, it would be weird.
I don't know it, no cap.

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I think we're old. No Poggers
says genuinely. Slang is not Poggers.

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I don't think. I don't think
Dan has se slang for it, No

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cap, no cap, I haven't
bet trying to catch me. Try again,

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I'll try, can't do it.
I'll try to catch you slinging.

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I think that when I'm watching twitch
streams, I'm absorbing, like young youths

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say things that I cannot say.
You you don't even think i'd see that

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say. I'm not even exposed to
it, so I don't even think I

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would know the proper context for it. Like I don't know any young people.

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I don't like watch Twitch streams of
young people and looks like my sister.

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I think why when Kayla comes to
town. She's a teacher. She

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teaches like high school students, so
like I will ask her like, oh,

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what do the kids say these days? And she'll tell me that's how

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I learned about no cap and all
that stuff. Um, but yeah,

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I just what I said. I
asked them, I said, what do

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the kids say these days? I
learned about it at a bachelor party.

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One of our friends is a college
professor, so he was hearing it from

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them, right, Yeah, I'm
sure teachers are exposed to all or even

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parents are exposed to it all the
time. I'm sure, but like parents

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are definitely exposed to it because they're
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my children say this is bomb.
I mean, oh, I used to

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say, I said to say something
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Northeastern thing was wicked, using as
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they do in or at least they
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Ah, I guess it'd be more
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wicked good. Oh yeah, yeah, I just know that from like the

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Jimmy Fallon sketches or whatever. You
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I know are my nephews, but
they're like two in one, so they

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barely say dude, that thing is
goo goo daddy. I know those kids

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that are like two in one.
And then the next youngest person I know

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is like Abby Russell, and she's
like probably thirty five or something. At

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this point, did you guys see
Avatar? Yes? That movie was right.

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No, I was just doing a
baby cry. Oh we talked about

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I felt that joke in my loins
and I said it at the same time.

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I could feel it. I could
feel it. Uh. I thought

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we talked about Avatar last week.
I think we did. Yeah we did.

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Yeah, I've still not seen it, but I think my writer's Guild

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card gets me into movies really at
certain locations. Wait, I write,

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I've written professionally for like fucking almost
twenty years. I don't care. I

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don't think you could just join the
union though. Oh it's a union thing,

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writer's guild. Yeah, I understand
how that works. So what did

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you think it was? I don't
anytime to join a guild. Pour jin

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guild so that he can get into
free films. Theres nothing to do with

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helping society. Yeah, there's union
dues. I don't fucking understand unions at

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all. If I can just get
a free if I can say I'm in

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the union and get a free movie
card and not have to do anything or

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go to fucking meetings or paying whatever
Writer's guild. Hello, dear writer's guild,

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it's can meet Dan, I wrote
for years. Does this come with

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popcorn? Yeah? Look, seriously, if there's no drawbacks and I don't

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have to any fees or anything,
yeah, they'll be in a writer union.

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People in the there are fees,
it's a union. And also to

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get a discount. That's ridiculous.
There are plenty of other benefits to being

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in the union besides free movies.
It sounds confusing. People fucking Carl Marks

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is rolling in his grave anti union, Dan Riker, don't understand they are

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I don't know. I've heard they're
good. I heard they're why I have

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helped. Man. Why would I
pay to be in a union when I

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can just see the movie, you
know, stream it from home and bring

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popcorn in my pockets to save some
cash. There's really no incentive. I

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don't even don't look. I've had
jobs NonStop, sometimes two at a time

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since I've been fourteen. I've never
heard one talk of like, oh,

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we should do a union or we
have a union. Am I just in

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industries that don't have unions or what. No, it's just by design.

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They don't want you fucking make it, dude, to make one, so

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they're not there to worry about me. Hey, Polygon dot COM's got plenty

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of reporting on unions and how they
work and how you can form if you're

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in game development. That sounds specifically
using Oh my god, I um trying

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to think, uh hanging out.
I went to the zoo for the first

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time in a long time. When
was the last time you guys went to

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the zoo? Two thousand ten?
Probably twenty nineteen or so. For me,

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went to the Bronx Zoo. Oh, that's not too far ago.

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Like so again, I would never
go to the zoo, but we got

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these kids, and the kids are
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That's a good enough reason for me. And I saw polar bears and I

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thought it was kind of neat because
the kids we were with had never seen

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bears before because they, I guess
they don't have bears in Australia, So

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I thought that was kind of cool. Bears for the first we don't have

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biz then have fucking bears. No
fucking bears. Were there windows for the

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underwater part, yes, and the
bears were like jumping off the rocks and

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like fighting underwater. They like play
with booies underwater. They're due, they

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were being over stuff. It was
actually it was quite exhilarating. I'm gonna

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say, for like my first zoo
trip in a while, I was like,

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this is amazing. I'm getting very
close to these bear That's awesome.

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I was growing up. I feel
like a good seventy percent of the time

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I went to the zoo, you
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of about and where the sleeping order
is not even visible. They're like back

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behind it a little bit of their
ass. Yeah if you're lucky, Yeah,

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yeah, if you're lucky. I
the So it was actually you know

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how when you hear a celebrity dies, it can hit you. Um.

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I when I was young, like
third grade, went to the Central Park

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Zoo with my family and Gus and
Ida were the two polar bears. They

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were the couple and it was hilarious
because one would be like sunbathing on a

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rock and then just like be very
happy and lazily slide into the water on

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his back and then grab the booy, twist around and start throwing it and

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messing with his wife or whatever they
call them. Bear speak me. No,

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I mean like messing with his mate. Sorry, not his wife,

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okay um. And then like ten
years later, like legally if you had

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a bear minister, the baby bearer, ring bearer. Yeah, but but

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we like heard ten years later when
Gus died, and it was soul wrenching

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because I saw him again later.
They lived for a while, polar bears.

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How they love, they live,
they get married. It's like more

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than twenty years they can live.
I saw The Revenant for the first time,

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and man, I know bears were
scary, but the old boy that

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scene was bad bears, and I
didn't really the whole movie was based on

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a bear. Like basically everything happens
to that movie is based on a bear

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attack. Yeah, they got a
key witnesses from bears to make that film.

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It as close to reality as possible. Polars kind of lived twenty five

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to thirty years. Tom, I'm
already awesome. Yea. Every time I

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see him at anything, I'm like, that guy's fucking good at this And

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did you hear abinding he showed up
at a fucking like jiujits to tournament and

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just one yeah he won. Well, I mean he was prepo. That

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is that guy like just the coolest
dude? Yeah, I hope there's nothing

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like tremendously problematic but him that I
don't know about. But no, I

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mean it must be the coolest dude. If this week's any indication, pretty

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much everybody is. But uh no, he's I mean he practiced a fair

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amount before he showed up at the
tournament. Well, yeah, I didn't

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just show up it it was his
first time like kicking somebody, that'd be

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funny. He seems cool from what
from from outside? But uh yeah he's

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really good and everything mad Max you
see Bronson, Yeah he's creep. He's

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scary and Bronson, Oh yeah,
well, and also didn't he have like

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he guys like his sort of personal
history, like he's gotten, he's gone

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through some shit and like I think
that comes through and like you know,

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his his art, yeah, his
when he did Uh did you see Warrior

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I'm Am movie with him and Joel
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their dad should watch that it was. I think it's good. I liked

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it when I saw it when I
was like fifteen, So I guess that

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doesn't mean anything. But his workout
he was doing for it, and I

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believe he did a similar workout when
he was becoming when he was doing Vain

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is just basically training his body to
at any point in the day, no

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matter where he is, be ready
to like work out. So that's how

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I live my life too. I
would be always ready to fight a bear.

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That's how I work out. I
don't know if he would like set

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an alarm that would go off randomly
and no matter where he was, he

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would have to do like two hundred
push ups or something. But that was

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my god, it sounds like there's
the gist of it that's not good for

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you. See he seems to be
doing all right. I guess, yeah,

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he looks fine. I think we've
learned people who look good on the

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outside are perfect on the inside.
Yeah, there's nothing going on in there.

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Never any professional wrestlers with troubles,
no athletes that have problems with journalists,

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YouTubers never know. I might be
my favorite like modern modern actor.

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As far as like under fifty,
I would say Tom Halrdy's probably about that.

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I'd probably say like Gary Oldman,
Jack Nicholson or probably my all time,

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but like modern ish, I would
say Tom Hardy's probably number one in

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terms of like everything. I see
him and he's awesome. I'm on the

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the Shallow May bandwagon. I don't
think I've seen Dune. I think that's

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the only thing I've seen him.
He's young though, he's a little baby

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boy. But yeah, we're talking
modern actress. He's probably as big as

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you get right now, Who's like, uh, I want to see bones

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and all? When he's a cannibal
with another cannibal going on a road trip

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just as it looks good. Well, it's Luca Guadagnino, who directed Uh,

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Call Me by Your Name and the
remake of Suspiria. Have you seen

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Suspiria the newer version from twenty nineteen
eighteen? Holy shit, really good horror

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movie from the shallow tradition. I
love horror movies. I've been seeing a

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lot more of him recently. I'm
really eyeing Megan. It actually looks quite

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good. Hear a good thing,
Keep hearing people talk about it. I've

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just I've only seen the trailers,
so I don't really know like what the

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whole gist is. I know,
it's like we're just talking about AI and

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like, how fucking crazy it is, like the concept of like so it

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starts off looking like a Black Mirror
episode where it's like, I got you

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a robot because you don't have any
friends and you're a loser, and so

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she befriends this robot, and then
the robots like, now I'm too protective

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of you, and I'm going to
kill everyone. But the reviews and the

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things I've heard make it sound like
it gets a bit deeper than that,

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which is what intrigues me, because
I've already seen the story of like Robots

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Bad Well, the Simpsons with the
Krusty Doll, the Triot Simpsons did it,

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Yeah, the Evil Switch? Yeah, of course. We watched I

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Love You, So you have it
set to evil. We watched the Menu.

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I saw that too. It's good
too. I loved it. No

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spoilers. I just like there was
a certain point in that movie around maybe

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the halfway mark, where I was
like, Oh, they're gonna get dark

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with this, Like I already had
like dark tones. We went and totally

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blind to it. We just heard
people say it was good, so we

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watched it and it's like there's a
point like halfway through it's like, oh,

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fuck, all right, and then
it just keeps with that darkness throughout

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and it's it's I think it's a
perfect tone for a dark comedy. I

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don't like the comedies that are constantly
like winking at the camera and stuff like

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this. This was just pitch black
the whole way through. Yeah, speaking

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of Max's funny Nicholas Holt, the
foodie like obsessive. My favorite scene he

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played in Mad Max. He was
the war boy who sided with him.

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Oh it's a lovely day. Uh
yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what

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I thought. Interesting. You can
see it in his face. I like

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when he's cooking and they're like,
what do you want? What do you

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want? And he goes, she
shit, you want some shit. I

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don't know why. That's my favorite
line in the whole film. I think

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it's so funny that they try and
offer this guy shit to cook with.

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I don't care if um that's very
specific. I think it's a hilarious line.

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I was setting for a movie like
that, like a prefix like multi

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chorus, like super high crust thing
like everyone you know. Yeah, well

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did you see that Noma just closed
like several days ago, like after the

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movie came out. I don't think
it was related Noma. It's the restaurant,

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like the kind of restaurant was parodying, Like they source every ingredient from

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nearby. They're always doing the um, someone always dies. It got Yeah,

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it got the best restaurant in the
world twice, like ten years ago.

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They just the chef closed it,
and it was like, yeah,

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I'm just gonna focus. It's just
way too intense to all this. Sure,

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Yeah, but it's funny because that
happened like two days after we watched

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the movie. Um, but yeah, I like the menu. What else

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would we watched this place? Rules? Speaking of people that yeah, speaking

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of people sits come out about also, Like I'm not just saying it because

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of the news, but like parts
of that movie, there was that one

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reveal towards the end, it was
like, holy shit, that was ohs

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to confront the guy with that,
Yeah, just a complete lack of just

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any kind of like understanding of what
he did. Like, yeah, the

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guy that was confronted, Yeah,
I think when the movie tries when Andrew

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Callahan in the movie tried to like
actually offer criticism about and I'm not saying

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the media's examp from criticism whatsoever,
but like his take on it was a

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bit vanilla and like we've been saying
similar things for years. And also it's

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kind of like pointing at everybody and
blaming everybody, Like at a certain point,

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what is your point? Yeah,
And I'm sure there's you know,

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plenty of critic I haven't read a
lot of like you know, how people

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react to whatever, But just watching
it, I felt like, now you're

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really giving a lot of time to
like yucking it up with Alex Jones and

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stuff, and it's kind of I
don't know. Yeah, the workout scene

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is hard to watch because there's almost
no way to like really process that,

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and a lot of his like strong
fans will essentially be like, yeah,

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he's warming him up, he's warming
him up, He's showing how like crazy

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is, and it's like, I
don't need to see that. I actually

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don't need to see Alex Jones being
cool. I don't need to see him

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being relatable. I don't need to
see him being crazy. I don't need

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to see him talking about his crazy
conspiracy theories. I don't will fucking know

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him. I don't want to see
his face. I don't want to hear

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his name. I don't even really
talking about him right now. I think

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he should die, like in conversation, and like it sucks. It sucks

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that he's like discussed, so to
like have that be such a focal port

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of the documentary where it's like,
we already know this guy sucks. What

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are you proving I've already figured this
guy out, like cover someone else that

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sucks. There's a lot of unknown
shitty people in the world. Discover one

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of those. Yeah, I think
that the movie inadvertently did discover a shitty

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person. Yea, but a twisting
merchant stuff when it went on sale like

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a few weeks ago and it was
on the way and then the allegations came

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out and I looked at all this
stuff. I like, I sent them

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an email being like, hey,
I'm not going to wear this or display

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this or like I'm not going to
do that, so I need a refund,

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and they didn't get back to me. So, yeah, get back

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to him. What do you good? Will you throw away? What do

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you like, I don't know,
that's the Seinfeld skit when they're trying to

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get rid of the muffin bottoms,
when they're doing the top of the muffins,

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Like even the homeless shelters don't want
the muffin bottoms. Even the homeless

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shelters don't want Channel five shite.
Even Yeah, what else do we watch?

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We watched a bunch. There's a
movie. I don't know, come

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back to it. But I'm showing
a man to Deadwood for the first time.

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Oh nice. We watched first seasons
recently. Yeah, I think she's

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liking it so far. It's really
Good's Slowburn. I don't know what it

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is about that show, but three
times now, both when it initially aired

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and then when I was going through
it again years later, and then when

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me and Bonk were going through it. Every single time I've wanted to see

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what happens in season three. And
I've gotten like three episodes into season three,

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and I don't dislike it. I
just have fallen off every single time

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I've seen the movie. I know
everything that happens with Hurst and all that

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stuff, but like, I just
haven't made it through that third season,

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even though I've tried three times now. Yeah, it's such a slow burn

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that it's kind of if it's easy
to lose track of all the different subplots

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that are building between like twelve different
characters at any one time, like Game

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of Thrones cuts between people, but
Deadwood, it's like someone will enter a

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scene, talk to two people and
be like, oh shit, they just

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set up several sup loot and then
he'll leave and then these two people set

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one more thing up. You don't
really realize like how many fuses it's lighting

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until it all explodes at once.
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that one scene in season one with
side Holliver and Kristen bell Or it's just

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like, oh Jesus, like when
that show blows up, it blows it,

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or like some drag out fight.
I think it's at the beginning of

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season two when Bullock and Sweringeon fight. It's just like, oh, I

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mean it goes for it when it
when it is, Oh yeah, it's

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great, it's great. Yeah.
We're at the point now where Dan just

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killed the guy from New York,
threw him off the cliff. I just

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started early were like, I just
said Dan in Steinfeld yep, who was

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he that? Um? I recognized
his face for sure? Who was I

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can't remember. It was like a
season it's like a season four. So

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Charlie Utter is the cab driver from
the Puerto Rican Day Parade. I haven't

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gotten to that yet. I haven't. There's a lot of Seinfeld people in

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there. Well, it's funny because
Si tolliver Is plays wild Bill in Tombstone.

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But that's like a villainous take on
wild Bill, right right, And

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wild Bill is like kind of that
powers booth. Yeah, yeah, powered

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with is awesome. And Colonel Faith
Colonel Faith, Yeah, dead and sucks.

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He's yeah, like five years ago
something, many years ago. He

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was before the mcgrumer show started filming. Yeah, okay, yeah, we've

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been watching a lot. Um then
will you stop me if you've already heard

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me talk about this? Did I
tell you guys about Old Enough, the

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show where they make three year olds
do chores the Japanese? Yes, I

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watched it again this week and it's
so fucking good. I like have to

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I have to convince you guys to
watch it. I'm like losing my mind.

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Sounded really cute when we're talking.
I think I'm I think I'm going

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nuts over it. It's so innocently
good. Um, they like keep doing

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it. I'm watching the new season
on Netflix, and it actually goes back

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in time because I think that Old
Enough was recorded in the nineties, and

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what happened was this show sees them
like seventeen years later, and then it's

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like, look at this, Remember
that when that three year old couldn't get

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yaka sooba because he was too scared
and cried and shit his fans. Here

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he is now working at the deli, and they like, they can do

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it now. It's really good.
They keep um. They go forward in

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time to show them what they're like
now, and you get to see these

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children age and like become adults,
and some of them they did an episode

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where like one of them now has
kids and then said their kid on a

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task. So it was like a
generational thing, which was really cute.

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But they make them do these little
these like go on these like little tasks,

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and um, they sent this guy
and a girl on one this week

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that I watched. There's like three
and three and a half. They give

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them like ten thousand yen and say
go out and go get us some wood,

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which three year olds really can't carry, and so it's a boy and

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a girl and the boy gets the
wood, and like halfway on the way

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back, he's like, I'm really
tired, can you help me? And

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she goes show me how strong you
are. It manipulates him like three years

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old, and he's like, I
got it, and carries did the rest

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of the way by himself. She's
gonna she's probably running a corporation now,

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she's a manager. She's ahead of
business. I think Old Enough is like

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one of my new favorite shows.
It's like it's very innocent but has like

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all these like really wonderful attributes of
like just growing up and like figuring something

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out. When you're so young,
you don't know nothing about the world besides

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the fact you like you love your
mom and you love like a very certain

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thing to eat for dinner, like
chicken nugs and other than that, they're

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like, I don't know if this
is enough money. I don't know how

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stores work. I do not know
what type of package you want me to

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buy. None of that stuff is
like knowledge that they have. Yeah.

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I have been considering at some point
rewatching documental. It's really good. Yeah,

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I I can't believe like by the
time they start introducing the zombie thing.

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I don't know the first two or
three seasons there zombie thing where if

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you get out, you can come
back in. He can if you hear

404
00:27:04.359 --> 00:27:07.240
a specific alarm. The guys who
got out come back in his zombies and

405
00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:11.000
have props and just like and they're
allowed to laugh, so they can just

406
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:14.039
do shit. They just show their
assholes, like the an Olympics dude.

407
00:27:14.079 --> 00:27:17.519
At one point, no joke the
guy is basically he's he's pretending to give

408
00:27:17.559 --> 00:27:19.920
this one guy a massage and he's
in a giant diaper and he starts he's

409
00:27:21.039 --> 00:27:23.480
all but giving him a hand job
while they're watching to try to make them

410
00:27:23.559 --> 00:27:30.440
laugh. I won't spoil it.
Oh fuck you mentioned massage reminded me that,

411
00:27:30.839 --> 00:27:33.839
so I the last week I pinched
a nerve in my neck. It's

412
00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:37.880
the same one that gets fucking hurt
all the time but sucks. Yeah,

413
00:27:37.880 --> 00:27:41.000
it's it's yeah, it's it could
be worse. I mean, it's just

414
00:27:41.279 --> 00:27:44.200
it's a temporary thing when it happens, but it really does hurt. So

415
00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:48.119
I was like, looking um medicine
or anything. I'll take hyperprofen. I've

416
00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:49.440
got heat pads, ice pads all
this. I got a tens machine,

417
00:27:49.480 --> 00:27:52.519
so I'm gonna be like electro like
stem stuff. But I'm going to physical

418
00:27:52.559 --> 00:27:56.599
therapy now. Cabernett. Yeah,
but I started going to physical therapy because

419
00:27:57.039 --> 00:28:00.599
a few days ago I was thinking
like, well, okay, one thing

420
00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:03.440
that did help me in the past
with this was a trigger point therapy where

421
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:07.599
they like taking these injections. There's
nothing in this like syringe. It's just

422
00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:10.720
a literal needle and they put it
into like a muscle, knot or whatever,

423
00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:11.599
and I don't know if it does
something the blood flow or whatever,

424
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:15.079
but it really like it helped me
out in the past with that, and

425
00:28:15.119 --> 00:28:15.599
I was like, okay, well, let me let me just look for

426
00:28:15.680 --> 00:28:18.200
that. So I was like,
oh, maybe acupuncture. If I yeah,

427
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:21.519
maybe if I went looked up like
an acupuncturist, maybe I could go

428
00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:23.440
in and say, hey, my
neck hurts, let's uh can we get

429
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:26.680
that fixed up? So I look
for one, I find one, and

430
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.559
I drive there and I'm just like, yeah, okay, so my next

431
00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:33.480
fucked up. I know that I
have like a physical you can feel the

432
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:36.640
knots. I've got really bad knots
here in my next She's like, all

433
00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:38.839
right, great, sit down,
and instead of asking a single question about

434
00:28:38.839 --> 00:28:41.200
my neck, she goes, all
right, what's your mom's birthday? And

435
00:28:41.319 --> 00:28:45.200
I was like, uh, it's
this, and she was okay, so

436
00:28:45.319 --> 00:28:47.759
that number so okay, well the
seven is close to this. So the

437
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:51.000
seven that's close to like a libret
thing, so that's more than like okay,

438
00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:55.079
but them is this. And as
she's doing, she's putting. She

439
00:28:55.119 --> 00:28:56.400
put needles in my ears, she
put needles in my neck, she put

440
00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.599
them in my stomach. I'm just
sitting there with no shirt on. She's

441
00:28:59.640 --> 00:29:02.559
doing all of shit and she's just
not asking about my necks, Like,

442
00:29:02.559 --> 00:29:03.279
Okay, what's your dad's birthday?
I was like, it's this. It's

443
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:06.759
like okay. So here's the thing
about your dad. So your dad he's

444
00:29:06.759 --> 00:29:10.200
a real like go get him guy, he's a real piece of shit.

445
00:29:10.279 --> 00:29:11.519
Now you don't want to take a
shirt for this one. She said,

446
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:14.839
your dad is the type of guy
that, like something needs getting done,

447
00:29:14.920 --> 00:29:17.440
he just gets done. He rolls
up his sleeves. Something needs done in

448
00:29:17.480 --> 00:29:18.920
the garden, He's out there with
a shovel, rolling up his sleeves,

449
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:22.279
just getting it. Meanwhile, I
was sitting in there was like, no,

450
00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:23.440
my dad's toilet breaks and he's like, well I got one less toilet,

451
00:29:23.559 --> 00:29:30.920
like like he is the least.
Get it done, guys, and

452
00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:34.880
your eyebrows and the ship. I
am just sitting there filled with needles.

453
00:29:36.079 --> 00:29:37.359
Well, she's going on. It's
like the guy in the rehearsal that's like

454
00:29:37.400 --> 00:29:41.960
talking about the scion numbers and all
that stuff. She's spent like thirty minutes.

455
00:29:41.000 --> 00:29:44.240
She's being like, well, eleven, so my birthday is a six.

456
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:47.240
With my son, he's the CEO
of this big company tech startups.

457
00:29:47.319 --> 00:29:48.680
He's a twenty seven, so he's
like four times more potent than me,

458
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:51.680
because, like you know, twenty
seven is a lot more than eight,

459
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:52.880
so he's a lot more potent in
that sign than I am. And I'm

460
00:29:52.880 --> 00:29:56.920
just like, fuck, I just
do something to my neck because none of

461
00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:00.720
these needles are made near my neck. Do something that's like and I think

462
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.400
you should leave sketch. She starts
stabbing with the needles and then you slowly

463
00:30:03.440 --> 00:30:08.880
find out she's psychotic. I know, and the physical therapy place and my

464
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:12.680
insurance covers it, Like what the
fuck that suck? She's got needles in

465
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:17.720
your tongue? Oh god, and
I told him there's a therapy place about

466
00:30:17.720 --> 00:30:18.519
it, and they just started laughing. They was like, oh, that's

467
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:22.880
I mean, there's definitely like huge
range. My dad also just had a

468
00:30:23.720 --> 00:30:27.319
nerve in oh what is it called. Um, it's like the main nerve

469
00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:33.799
in your back, the sciatic nerve
he had as yeah, yeah, and

470
00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:36.920
so it gives you searing pain all
throughout your body. And he went to

471
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:41.559
an acupuncturist and he said he had
a similar experience where like the acupuncturist was

472
00:30:41.599 --> 00:30:47.519
just like really kind of wiley and
was like asking about like his emotional state

473
00:30:47.640 --> 00:30:51.319
and like you know, his vibe, and he was just like, listen,

474
00:30:51.359 --> 00:30:55.480
I have a medical issue. I
I just wanted to fix me.

475
00:30:56.200 --> 00:31:00.839
Um. But I am curious of
like if you think it is possible that

476
00:31:02.200 --> 00:31:07.319
even getting acupuncture in other parts of
your body can alleviate different parts. I

477
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.759
mean that is things where it's been
done for like fucking thousands of years,

478
00:31:10.799 --> 00:31:12.039
and some people swear by it,
I know, like athletes and like wrestlers.

479
00:31:14.039 --> 00:31:15.720
My sister who's had a history of
like knee and foot problems when she's

480
00:31:15.720 --> 00:31:18.400
playing basketball, like she swears my
acupuncture, you know, like a lot

481
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:21.279
of people are like, yeah,
it really helped me out, And that's

482
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:22.480
kind of what I was hoping was, Like I always want the more like

483
00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.839
medical approach to these things that are
like generally new agy, like even like

484
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:30.240
meditation and yoga and stuff like that. Like I like yoga for the physical

485
00:31:30.279 --> 00:31:33.359
aspect. I can tell that I'm
just a little more like flexible in limber,

486
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:36.240
and I just feel better when I'm
doing yoga. I'm not I'm not

487
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:38.119
thinking about chakras and shit like that, like when I'm meditating, I just

488
00:31:38.200 --> 00:31:41.799
think it's a good focused exercise.
I think it's it's good on that front.

489
00:31:41.799 --> 00:31:45.279
I'm not doing the third eye chakra
stuff or whatever. So it really

490
00:31:45.400 --> 00:31:49.039
is a crapshoot when you go into
these fields that are like good chance you

491
00:31:49.119 --> 00:31:52.319
got some new age people that are
just like into the super astrology bullshit or

492
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:56.279
whatever, and like that's I got
unlucky with that first one. But yeah,

493
00:31:56.279 --> 00:32:00.680
I don't think the licensing is as
strictly regulated as it turns rigorous a

494
00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:06.240
doctor, but it is not just
about chiropractors, but like it's still not

495
00:32:06.400 --> 00:32:10.680
the same state. Granted, she
went to a chiropractor too, and he

496
00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:14.799
told me it was like really stressful
in there, just like a lot of

497
00:32:14.880 --> 00:32:20.240
like wild people um in like the
waiting room and stuff like that. And

498
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:24.119
he was like really blown away by
just the environment that he was in because

499
00:32:24.160 --> 00:32:28.920
he expected it to be like going
to the doctor, but it wasn't.

500
00:32:29.000 --> 00:32:32.799
They had like you know, healing
crystals and stuff in the you know,

501
00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:37.680
waiting room, and I think the
whole thing really set the tone for him.

502
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:39.599
He's probably like you, he was
just like, I don't want I

503
00:32:39.720 --> 00:32:44.039
don't want those things. I would
like you to look at me and fix

504
00:32:44.160 --> 00:32:46.920
my muzzles. I think that I
think chiropractors could really vary a lot too,

505
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:50.319
because I know some people don't dress
chiropractoring and stuff like that. But

506
00:32:50.400 --> 00:32:52.960
like, I think I've gotten lucky
in that way. Whenever I've seen a

507
00:32:52.039 --> 00:32:55.359
chiropractor, it has been in a
very like medical feeling setting, and like

508
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:59.119
they were doing x rays and they're
talking about my spine. There's like no

509
00:32:59.279 --> 00:33:01.839
fucking crystals or astrology talk or anything
like that. Like I'm not a doctor,

510
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:06.279
but I've gone a chiropractor plenty of
times and it's like feels good.

511
00:33:06.640 --> 00:33:10.039
Um, but yeah, it's I've
never been to a chiropractor. I've always

512
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:15.319
wanted to go. I've just never
had anything wrong with me enough where it

513
00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:22.079
Warren's getting an adjustment. But I
look at adjustment videos on TikTok of animals

514
00:33:23.319 --> 00:33:29.200
and I love it. I love
watching dogs get chiropractice and horses. Can

515
00:33:29.279 --> 00:33:30.960
you hear the like when they're adjusting
and stuff? Can you can hear it?

516
00:33:31.079 --> 00:33:35.319
Okay, when it's happening in your
own body, because like when they

517
00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:37.440
do like they do like a fucking
solid snake head snapping, and you feel

518
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:43.119
and hear you're fucking like neck,
it's like crazy feeling, but it doesn't

519
00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.599
I see one's where he's like he's
like petting the dog's neck and he's like

520
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:50.319
getting it ready, and he like
loosens them up, and then he's like

521
00:33:50.440 --> 00:33:53.519
kick and the and the dog's neck
snaps, and their eyes are like what

522
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.799
the fuck was that? Because they
don't know what's going on. They don't

523
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:00.400
know we're getting adjustment. They just
think maybe someone just like kind of snapped

524
00:34:00.400 --> 00:34:06.359
their neck and then and then they
lick them thanks. They kind of have

525
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:07.760
to do that with me, Like
I got adjusted well as at the physical

526
00:34:07.800 --> 00:34:09.880
therapy place, and like they kind
of hold your head and they're just kind

527
00:34:09.880 --> 00:34:12.840
of all right, just kind of
relax here, just kind of like you

528
00:34:12.880 --> 00:34:16.039
know, they get you in a
loose thing and then just right there and

529
00:34:16.119 --> 00:34:19.480
then you lick them. Yeah yeah, yeah, I don't know why I

530
00:34:19.559 --> 00:34:24.480
had to do that. That's m
Yeah. Imagine imagine being in a waiting

531
00:34:24.519 --> 00:34:28.840
room for a chiropractor and you see
him come out of a room with a

532
00:34:28.880 --> 00:34:31.840
patient, just shuts the doors like
whoops, and then goes about his day.

533
00:34:31.960 --> 00:34:37.239
It's like the room with a horse
and comes to you and he's like

534
00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:42.360
next patient, one of the one
of the secretary, one of the receptionists

535
00:34:42.400 --> 00:34:45.519
goes into when with a rolled up
carpet comes out, it's a bit bigger.

536
00:34:47.000 --> 00:34:51.239
Yeah. So I'm having fun stuff
there with the neck. But hopefully

537
00:34:51.320 --> 00:34:53.039
my new physical therapy thing is gonna
help out with that. I'm gonna go

538
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:55.840
a few times a week and try
to get that fixed up. I don't

539
00:34:55.880 --> 00:35:00.960
think good dogs physical therapy. This
is simone show like signs of pain.

540
00:35:01.480 --> 00:35:05.559
He isn't showing signs of pain,
but he's not picking up his back feet

541
00:35:05.760 --> 00:35:08.679
very well, and they're like dragging
a little bit to the point where like

542
00:35:09.400 --> 00:35:13.199
I have to put shoes on him
when we go for walks now, because

543
00:35:13.239 --> 00:35:19.639
I don't want him scraping his feet
too much. I think that it is

544
00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:22.400
typical of any dog that starts to
have their hippies go. I think display

545
00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:28.840
dash until they have a big problem
with that. Yeah they did huge show.

546
00:35:30.000 --> 00:35:31.760
Yeah back when he had a portillo. Get some issues of that.

547
00:35:31.960 --> 00:35:37.079
Yeah yeah. Um so I was
thinking maybe like a dog physical therapist and

548
00:35:37.199 --> 00:35:42.239
she comes to my house and she
gives him some dog massage and helps him

549
00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:45.159
work on his little back leggies and
hopefully get him back in action. I

550
00:35:45.199 --> 00:35:49.719
think it's very dog specific because like
if you even pet Razor, he will

551
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.159
around. It's like, you know, jump ten feetback. But you can

552
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.960
like massage gizmo like a side hold
gizmo upside down yeah in smick smack him

553
00:35:58.119 --> 00:36:00.639
and doesn't. If you like give
him like a little like massage and sides,

554
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:07.360
he will literally go like anything to
give and gives would be like this

555
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:10.239
is fine. I hope gives will
lived up to expectations. Now that you

556
00:36:10.280 --> 00:36:16.679
spent some time with one thousand percent, I had so sweet, so cuddly,

557
00:36:17.039 --> 00:36:23.360
like so ready to snoozle on my
lap or like bury their little nose

558
00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:27.519
in my arm. It was super
cute. Like I think we had a

559
00:36:27.599 --> 00:36:31.519
rapport even in the short amount of
time I was there, because Gives would

560
00:36:31.559 --> 00:36:35.159
kind of see me from across the
room, and I always lock eyes with

561
00:36:35.199 --> 00:36:37.760
a dog. I do not avoid
locking eyes with a dog. I will

562
00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:42.599
look right back at your dog and
I will go, you want some some

563
00:36:42.760 --> 00:36:45.000
of this? And they will come
right up to me. And Gives run

564
00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:47.159
right up to me. We had
the same situation going on. I would

565
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:51.400
put that dog any moment I could. It was great. He loved it,

566
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:54.239
Thank you. I loved it.
I had a great time. It

567
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:59.639
was probably more beneficial for me instead
of seeing a chiropractor when I have problems,

568
00:36:59.639 --> 00:37:02.599
I just then lay down and have
a bunch of dogs will walk on

569
00:37:02.679 --> 00:37:10.280
top of me dog therapy. I'll
die young but happy, surrounded by dogs.

570
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:15.039
His dog is like has a little
doctor outfit on, and I'm like,

571
00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:19.599
listen, I think I am really
sick. I'm coughing blood. And

572
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:25.320
the dogs while we have a we
have an appointment with the cat doctor pretty

573
00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:31.639
soon for who uh wait, what
for which cat? You got? Three?

574
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:35.559
Oh? No, we have an
appointment with the cat doctor. How

575
00:37:35.599 --> 00:37:38.039
that cat became a doctor, is
damn it? No, Actually, we

576
00:37:38.119 --> 00:37:43.159
do have him coming just for a
routine check up for all three. Yeah,

577
00:37:43.559 --> 00:37:45.199
this one daisy. If if you're
the video version, you'd see the

578
00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:50.079
cutest one of the cutest fucking cats
ever. She's, uh, what's she

579
00:37:50.199 --> 00:37:52.880
doing? She wants a high five? She is? Uh. There's been

580
00:37:52.960 --> 00:37:55.880
some weight fluctuations in a couple of
the cats. I think it's normal,

581
00:37:55.960 --> 00:38:00.360
just winter winter weight gains or weird
weight losses. But um, you calling

582
00:38:00.400 --> 00:38:04.920
the cops on them because they're fat. No, one of them lost like

583
00:38:06.039 --> 00:38:08.800
a pound point two in like three
months, so it might just be because

584
00:38:08.880 --> 00:38:13.840
they're more active in this apartment.
But just getting a check up anyway,

585
00:38:13.880 --> 00:38:16.000
those are just key things for the
doctor to look at. We got a

586
00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:22.639
new doctor house called doctor doctor,
cat doctor, a doctor. They're just

587
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:27.360
they're veterinarians, right, Like,
are there specific like dog doctors and cat

588
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:30.519
doctors? They're all that's correct.
We typically call cat doctors veterinarian. No,

589
00:38:30.760 --> 00:38:37.400
I'm saying there's we were calling it
cat doctor for too long. I

590
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:42.199
usually know how to They usually like
would be well trained in most domestic things

591
00:38:42.239 --> 00:38:45.400
like jurisdiction. End Like okay,
cat doctor, dog doctor. If you

592
00:38:45.480 --> 00:38:49.039
brought in like a sick kangaroo,
could the veterinarian do a thing? They

593
00:38:49.119 --> 00:38:52.960
would probably say, I don't know
anything about doctors, Like what if you

594
00:38:53.039 --> 00:38:59.400
have a sick kangaroo? Uh?
There probably are kangaroo doctors in Australia specifically

595
00:38:59.440 --> 00:39:04.440
for kangaroo or do or Australian that's
also have kangaroos. As far as the

596
00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:07.719
jurisdiction, oh, you have to. You can't even get a license without

597
00:39:07.800 --> 00:39:12.360
being able to resuscitate a kangaroos.
It's a box of joey. I've played

598
00:39:12.360 --> 00:39:17.559
teching. Yeah yeah, sorry sir, your qualifications are amazing and you aced

599
00:39:17.599 --> 00:39:22.639
your exam, but you can't take
a hit. It's got a glass jaw.

600
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:25.119
You can't make it. What's that
bag? Boxing kangaroos is not a

601
00:39:25.159 --> 00:39:30.800
thing because it's a it's a hilarious
visual. They bunch, But I mean

602
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:37.519
do they like is are there like
kangaroo boxing matches? Like probably I'm like

603
00:39:37.199 --> 00:39:42.599
boxing, No, I'm forties or
something. Did they have like Australian kangaroo

604
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:45.199
bo Oh, there's got there must
have been. Yeah, there's like Russell

605
00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:47.480
bears and shit and like Carney Ship
in the US. You know, Yeah,

606
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:51.719
now you've done, They've done,
We've done. People have done worse

607
00:39:51.800 --> 00:39:54.000
with animals. Yeah, I mean
what the Romans were fucking fighting lions and

608
00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:58.719
shit? Right, Yeah, the
lions were eating Christians. Oh, it

609
00:39:58.880 --> 00:40:00.880
wasn't like a fun gladiator thing.
It was like they had it coming.

610
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:06.239
Was it like a religious thing they
would Yeah, like Christian slaves would get

611
00:40:06.320 --> 00:40:08.920
killed there for entertainment. Well,
but Daniel, because Daniel from the Bible,

612
00:40:09.000 --> 00:40:12.320
Daniel in the lions den was the
thing. They would give them like

613
00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:15.480
a little wooden sword and say good
luck. But did they not have like

614
00:40:15.159 --> 00:40:19.840
fun like lion battles where it was
just like like the way they do,

615
00:40:22.039 --> 00:40:22.679
not like, hey, we're gonna
throw a guy in a pit and watch

616
00:40:22.679 --> 00:40:25.599
them get eaten by lions. Was
there like Mattador type stuff? Like I'm

617
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:30.199
sure I don't think about matadors or
if that's ruel or anything the matador stuff.

618
00:40:30.280 --> 00:40:32.880
Are they getting hurt? Like are
they hurting the bulls? Yeah,

619
00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:37.400
the the actual bullfighting. They're they're
jumping over them and stabbing them. They're

620
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:40.840
putting a saber through there between their
shoulder blades to kill them quickly. I

621
00:40:40.920 --> 00:40:45.199
didn't know they killed the bullshit.
Oh the running of the bulls there's they

622
00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:47.639
picked. I'm not sure what it's
like nowadays, but I know, like,

623
00:40:47.840 --> 00:40:51.440
yeah, a mattador. I mean
I thought if you go to like

624
00:40:51.519 --> 00:40:52.800
a bag thing, I thought it
was just like dodging, like that's part

625
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:57.559
of the dance of it. But
at the end they put it through there.

626
00:40:57.599 --> 00:41:01.119
I don't know about anymore. Probably
running in So I saw a bull

627
00:41:01.559 --> 00:41:07.440
riding competition in Portland. Um,
that's something that I went and did this

628
00:41:07.960 --> 00:41:10.639
this last week. Weirdly enough,
a friend the rodeo the same night as

629
00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:15.679
my friend was in Portland. Oh
okay. It's such a surreal experience because

630
00:41:16.000 --> 00:41:21.400
m my friend won these tickets through
White Elephant, because this is not something

631
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.079
I would typically ever go to,
but they want it in a White Elephant

632
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:29.159
gift exchange for Christmas, and it's
just a really interesting experience. And so

633
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.360
I thought I would like I would
like to see it. I would like

634
00:41:32.440 --> 00:41:36.519
to see what these are like,
I'd like to see the environment. And

635
00:41:36.679 --> 00:41:40.800
as expected, it was packed,
this huge place, like the same arena

636
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:45.800
that you would see a giant hockey
arena, but instead of ice, dirt

637
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:51.519
and then bulls in Portland, Like
that's crazy. Plain Kansas City all the

638
00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.159
time, and I can picture in
Madison Square Gardener Portland. It travels,

639
00:41:53.320 --> 00:42:00.280
they travel the whole the whole thing
travels around United States and it's pretty wild.

640
00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:05.400
Everybody there was wearing uh you know, it was just like denim leather

641
00:42:05.559 --> 00:42:12.840
jackets with the m tasse little things
coming out chaps. There was a lot

642
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:15.280
of chaps there was. I didn't
see any ass. There's not enough ass.

643
00:42:15.840 --> 00:42:21.280
I saw lots of cowboy hats and
so much plaid and uh, it's

644
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:23.559
crazy. Um. I didn't know
anything about bull riding. I do not

645
00:42:23.679 --> 00:42:27.159
think it's good for the bulls.
They did not seem like they enjoyed it.

646
00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:30.079
Did not like that aspect of it. Um, they get on a

647
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.000
bull, and the crazy thing was
the scoring. I didn't know how they

648
00:42:32.039 --> 00:42:36.599
scored this, but uh, you
get on a bull and then they let

649
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:39.360
him out of his pen and you
have to last eight seconds, and as

650
00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:42.599
long as you last eight seconds,
they score it. And if you can't

651
00:42:42.639 --> 00:42:45.239
stay on eight seconds, then you
just get nothing. And then I was

652
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:49.719
you know what I mean, what's
that, Mike? She suck it?

653
00:42:50.159 --> 00:42:53.760
Never last eight seconds? You know
what I mean? That such a long

654
00:42:53.960 --> 00:43:00.119
time before eight seconds. Thank you
for explaining. Yeah, wow, um,

655
00:43:01.599 --> 00:43:06.800
that's what they say. The scoring
is out of a hundred, and

656
00:43:07.000 --> 00:43:10.039
the guy who rides the bull gets
fifty points and the bull gets fifty points.

657
00:43:10.519 --> 00:43:15.119
What if the bullets scored too,
They like cash it in for like

658
00:43:15.360 --> 00:43:17.719
feed, and then they combine it
to the hundred, And it's very difficult

659
00:43:17.760 --> 00:43:21.880
to get like a ninety year above. So it's like a lot of times

660
00:43:22.000 --> 00:43:25.000
like the dude will get like,
I don't know who knows, like forty,

661
00:43:25.239 --> 00:43:29.039
but the bull also gets forty.
Like you need that bull to hit

662
00:43:29.119 --> 00:43:30.599
fifty. But is there like a
bullet shop where they could trade, like

663
00:43:30.800 --> 00:43:36.039
like at the bowling alley when you're
doing the arcade stuff something to bull off

664
00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:37.960
in the pen with like a trench. Cody opens with a bunch of wares.

665
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:44.400
Yeah, just buying the like finger
trap stuff. Yeah yeah, oh

666
00:43:44.760 --> 00:43:47.840
god, the fucking merchant. Okay, listen, my sister Kayle. We've

667
00:43:47.840 --> 00:43:51.960
talked about the four she's playing the
Reside before. Now. Okay, I've

668
00:43:52.000 --> 00:43:57.360
told you about her ranking of it
on stream. She doesn't hate Residente four,

669
00:43:57.480 --> 00:44:00.440
but she thinks it's the third worst
Resident Evil game. I don't think

670
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:04.440
it's as good as people remember.
I still think it's really good, but

671
00:44:04.519 --> 00:44:06.960
it's definitely not the third all of
them so the only one she hasn't played

672
00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.159
now are five and six. She
thinks the worst Resident Evil game is to

673
00:44:09.360 --> 00:44:16.039
remake. She thinks the second worst
Resideaval Game one remake. The third worst

674
00:44:16.320 --> 00:44:21.639
is Resident Evil. Four. Yeah
that's three are one and two remake and

675
00:44:21.920 --> 00:44:25.760
four that's fucking insane. Those are
wrote an argument for top three that she

676
00:44:25.880 --> 00:44:30.280
accidentally turned the list upside down and
not realize it. And here's the thing.

677
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:31.519
I keep quizzing her on this because
I hate to eat their owne.

678
00:44:31.519 --> 00:44:35.320
They can think whatever they want.
Anybody can think anything that's your Well,

679
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:38.559
no, I didn't two and one
because they were scary and they were like

680
00:44:39.199 --> 00:44:43.079
it was really it was really scary, and it was like, that's the

681
00:44:43.360 --> 00:44:45.880
point. Wait, but she hasn't
played five and six. What are her

682
00:44:45.960 --> 00:44:50.599
The one she likes Village is your
favorite? Eight she likes seven. Okay,

683
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:52.719
those are both good. Yeah,
yeah, they're good. But it's

684
00:44:52.760 --> 00:44:55.320
just like I keep telling you're like, you realize you're saying that one in

685
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:59.760
two remake are bad games. That's
what she keeps saying. She keeps saying

686
00:44:59.800 --> 00:45:02.280
they. It was like, no, you just don't like games that scare

687
00:45:02.360 --> 00:45:05.599
you, and she's like, no, they're terrible, and what the No,

688
00:45:06.639 --> 00:45:10.280
they're achieving their purpose of scare you. They are horror games. It's

689
00:45:10.320 --> 00:45:17.760
funny too, because Seven and Village
both kind of go back to the puzzling

690
00:45:17.800 --> 00:45:22.400
aspects of the early ones that she
also doesn't like. Seven's kind of like,

691
00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.480
you know, a traditional outside of
the bridge, you get more information.

692
00:45:27.039 --> 00:45:30.119
I don't think I've enough to work
with. Telling me that two Ramack

693
00:45:30.519 --> 00:45:36.119
sucks is not very indicative. Is
it like the traversal? Is it like

694
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:38.679
the puzzles? Is it the boss
fights? I just need more to extrapolate

695
00:45:38.719 --> 00:45:44.639
and why she's scary and she didn't
get enough AMMO. That's that's not a

696
00:45:44.719 --> 00:45:47.480
good reason. I know. I
know, And she listens to this podcast.

697
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:52.199
Kayla, you're completely insane. We
all disagree with you. Also,

698
00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:59.840
Resident Evil like the concept of limiting
your AMMO so that you have to concern

699
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:04.920
and use melee attacks is one of
the best ways to make the player upset

700
00:46:05.400 --> 00:46:09.360
yacause it's like stressful game by design, you have to make very important decisions

701
00:46:09.559 --> 00:46:14.119
about what you can take with you. I want to use the shotgun now,

702
00:46:14.239 --> 00:46:15.320
or do I want to save it
for a hunter later on or something?

703
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:19.960
Yeah, that's right. She will
probably like six at this rate.

704
00:46:20.159 --> 00:46:22.000
That's thing. I think we're going
to play five and six go up together.

705
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:24.760
I think it's funny you say that, though, because I think that

706
00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:32.480
without Mike I would have probably disliked
Resident Evil remake the original as well.

707
00:46:32.679 --> 00:46:37.320
And the reason I think that is
because Mike was constantly like guiding me mentally

708
00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:40.159
as well as just through the game. Like he would also be like,

709
00:46:42.519 --> 00:46:45.840
this is a very difficult part,
which made me feel better when I died

710
00:46:45.960 --> 00:46:50.800
six times, or he would say, listen, you can use AMMO here,

711
00:46:51.199 --> 00:46:53.599
but I wouldn't because you're you're gonna
need it in like ten minutes.

712
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:58.519
And if I didn't have that like
little advice here and there, I think

713
00:46:58.559 --> 00:47:01.400
I would have suffered a lot more
through that experience. It was very funny

714
00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:05.920
to have a guide that the early
era of that show, I was actually

715
00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:08.039
helping you, yes, as opposed
to what it later became when I was

716
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:13.840
actively trying to fuck with you,
like in to remake. They you know,

717
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.840
when you're in the library, the
floor the catwalk falls through, and

718
00:47:16.880 --> 00:47:21.519
I deliberately guided you to it,
and then mister X was down there waiting

719
00:47:21.559 --> 00:47:24.599
for you. That was really fun
for me. That was such a mean,

720
00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:30.480
mean moment. But I think,
like when I think back on the

721
00:47:30.559 --> 00:47:32.880
original game, I just don't think
I would have had as much fun without

722
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:36.920
you. I do think that a
lot of times scary games are more fun

723
00:47:37.800 --> 00:47:42.360
with a friend to be scared with. It's just a more enjoyable experience.

724
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:45.440
Well, I really struggled with that
first one, not the remake, but

725
00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:49.440
the like ninety six original, because
like at that point in like, you

726
00:47:49.480 --> 00:47:51.679
know, I was twelve years old
when I played it, and I hadn't

727
00:47:51.679 --> 00:47:53.719
played anything like that for so,
like all the like adventure game elements of

728
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.519
it, I was not, like
I never played adventure games before, so

729
00:47:57.599 --> 00:48:00.039
I didn't quite like the puzzles I
struggled with. And also every game I

730
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:02.440
ever played, if you see a
bad guy, you just need to kill

731
00:48:02.519 --> 00:48:06.559
them, Like that's no if,
Sander, but you just kill them.

732
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:09.920
So many many times I tried to
start that game as a kid, I

733
00:48:10.079 --> 00:48:13.239
just tried to kill every zombie and
I would get to a point where I

734
00:48:13.320 --> 00:48:14.880
had no AMO and I was like, what the fuck do I do?

735
00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.840
And so like just those concepts of
not having to kill everything and those kind

736
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.800
of like oh, this item mixes
with this and you can put it on

737
00:48:20.800 --> 00:48:22.440
the lines head or whatever like that
was just beyond me at the time.

738
00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.840
It wasn't until much later and I
played the remake and I was like,

739
00:48:24.960 --> 00:48:29.079
oh, okay, all right,
I feel like I can wrap my head

740
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:38.480
around these concepts now sense. Yeah, they Yeah, I routinely want to

741
00:48:38.559 --> 00:48:43.360
go play resumele To remake. It's
like I've been thinking about that late lead.

742
00:48:44.039 --> 00:48:45.440
Yeah, it's very good. I'm
not a fan of three remake as

743
00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:49.440
much, but I yeh think I'm
just not a I'm also not a fan

744
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.719
of Nemesis. Yeah, she likes
three. She likes three remake better than

745
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:57.440
four, one and two. Nemesis
is fucking hard and you don't get enough

746
00:48:57.519 --> 00:49:01.119
bullets because it can be be killed. She's never played any of the originals.

747
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:05.639
She played one, two and three
remixers okay, and she liked I've

748
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:07.440
left that out when I was listening
before. She likes three a lot more

749
00:49:07.519 --> 00:49:12.159
than one, two and four.
I mean, I like, I think

750
00:49:12.360 --> 00:49:14.559
I don't want to put words in
mouth I'm pretty sure three is one of

751
00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:16.679
Tamor's favorites really, so, like, I know it's got fans, but

752
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:22.400
having watched it, yeah, cool
concepts, but having and I used to

753
00:49:22.480 --> 00:49:27.800
be a big pundit for it too
or not proponent, I suffered through three.

754
00:49:28.320 --> 00:49:31.119
Yeah, we almost lost our friendship
over three. Did you play well?

755
00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:34.840
You must have played the original because
the remix was now yet dude,

756
00:49:34.880 --> 00:49:37.760
it was so gutting. There was
this time I'll never forget because this is

757
00:49:37.800 --> 00:49:43.480
when we both still worked at Game
Spot. I think I spent an entire

758
00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:50.079
episode dying and there was no progression. An hour and a half of trying

759
00:49:50.159 --> 00:49:53.440
to kill the nemesis and I couldn't
do it. And by the end of

760
00:49:53.480 --> 00:50:00.639
the episode I am so defeated that
Mike had to be like, you're doing

761
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:02.280
fine, and I was like,
fuck you, man, And then we

762
00:50:02.440 --> 00:50:07.280
ended the episode like I was broken. It broke the point where you're supposed

763
00:50:07.280 --> 00:50:09.199
to kill it or was it a
like escape it type situation? I was.

764
00:50:09.400 --> 00:50:13.599
I think it was to escape it, but Mike was encouraging me to

765
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:15.519
kill it because you get benefits if
you can kill it, Like you get

766
00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:19.559
a bunch of shit if you kill
magnum attachment, I think at that point,

767
00:50:19.639 --> 00:50:21.639
but you kill it or is it
just one of the things where it's

768
00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:28.880
like you beat in that fight.
Yeah, yeah, I remember that.

769
00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:31.360
That show was so fun. Resume
before I still to this day. I

770
00:50:31.400 --> 00:50:35.360
think we talked about this on the
show before, but people have made clip

771
00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:40.679
shows about it, montages, and
it's the elevator, the big elevator scene

772
00:50:40.679 --> 00:50:44.760
and before when you're going up to
the top of the turret in the castle

773
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:49.239
and Mary her health was solo.
You couldn't even see the color in the

774
00:50:49.280 --> 00:50:52.280
health bar and she was running out
of AMMO. So all she had was

775
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.079
like three more red nine bullets and
a flash bang. So I'm like,

776
00:50:55.119 --> 00:50:59.480
okay, I think you're almost to
the top and there's these she had just

777
00:50:59.639 --> 00:51:01.480
round. I was kicked like four
of the red robe guys, and I

778
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:04.639
said, all you have to do
is throw that flash bang at the ground.

779
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:07.920
Make every bullet count. She's like
okay. I was like, just

780
00:51:07.119 --> 00:51:10.280
make sure the flash bang hits the
ground because you could throw it off the

781
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:14.519
elevator if you're not careful. She's
like okay, two, three, She

782
00:51:14.679 --> 00:51:17.400
unpauses and just lobs it off the
elevator. And it immediately. Yeah,

783
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:22.159
that's pretty funny to watch. I
loves before just aiming at the grounds here,

784
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:25.920
it's awesome. They're really good.
They blow up immediately. There's no

785
00:51:27.039 --> 00:51:30.159
like cooking union to do or anything. Yeah, it's very stressful in the

786
00:51:30.440 --> 00:51:35.880
moment, and I think in real
life I would also struggle throwing a grenade

787
00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:38.559
exactly where I'm supposed to. Have
you already seen those videos of like training

788
00:51:38.639 --> 00:51:43.119
videos in the army where they're showing
someone how to throw a grenade and they

789
00:51:43.199 --> 00:51:45.800
throw it against the wall and the
guy's like, you idiot and like has

790
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:50.599
to throw them over the bags of
sand to save his life. Flash bangs

791
00:51:51.760 --> 00:51:53.559
or like the door closes too soon
and then the whole swat team gets flash

792
00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:58.559
banged in the hallways. Grenadi technology, can you still do the cool guy

793
00:51:58.639 --> 00:52:04.360
thing where you bite the pen here? I probably don't. They still look

794
00:52:04.440 --> 00:52:09.519
fairly Certainly they've changed since like Vietnam, but there's still I don't think.

795
00:52:09.639 --> 00:52:12.920
I don't know if they're like the
M sixty sevens or whatever. You can

796
00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:15.840
you still buy a pin and then
throw it. I believe the basic technology

797
00:52:15.920 --> 00:52:19.480
is still the same. Like in
Tomorrow never dies, he does that thing

798
00:52:19.559 --> 00:52:22.320
where you pull the pin which primes
it. But then as long as the

799
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:25.320
lever on the side is held down, it won't blow up. But it's

800
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:29.400
still That's what cooking a grenade is. You pull the pin and then you

801
00:52:29.440 --> 00:52:32.199
hold the lever, so the countdown
is happening, but then you throw it,

802
00:52:32.519 --> 00:52:37.639
and so the countdown is like three
seconds fewer. So when tomorrow never

803
00:52:37.719 --> 00:52:39.679
dies, he puts in the jar, so the lever's held down, so

804
00:52:39.800 --> 00:52:42.800
no matter what, whenever the jar
breaks, is going to blow open,

805
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:46.880
like contact grenade. I thinking tango
in cash. He takes the grenade thing

806
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:50.800
out, shoves it down a guy
his pants like down by his dick,

807
00:52:50.880 --> 00:52:52.480
and then kicks him down a flight
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808
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And that's that's really a really cool
thing to do. Yeah, the

809
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grenades are awesome. Yeah, I
should do in the army, all right.

810
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:04.960
They're scary though. You made a
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just want to join the army long
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812
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814
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heard unions are good. I hey
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815
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there, that's Nixon sympathizers war.
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let's talk about video games. Dann
that Yes, you're a speed runner now,

847
00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:52.679
I hear. That's on the leaderboards. I am number seventy two in

848
00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:55.280
the world for Mike Dyson's punch Out. That's my thing. Just practice that

849
00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:59.119
now, I gotta I gotta do
a lot more practice on Soda Popinski and

850
00:56:00.159 --> 00:56:02.000
Supermatch a Man, and could work
on my ball bowl a little bit.

851
00:56:02.119 --> 00:56:07.639
But yeah, it's it's been a
tremendously rewarding thing to do. I really

852
00:56:07.719 --> 00:56:08.719
love it. I know I've brought
it up before, but like I bring

853
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:13.000
it up again because it's still the
main thing I'm playing for Though the time,

854
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:16.840
I was like deep in COVID sickness
and like I could not fucking bring

855
00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:21.079
myself to like get out of bed
to play anything. Like for all people

856
00:56:21.119 --> 00:56:22.039
talk about like, oh yeah,
when you're sick, it's a great excuse

857
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:25.800
to like play some games or binge
Netflix or whatever. It's like, fuck,

858
00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:30.320
I didn't do any of that shit. No, especially fucking tight punch

859
00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:32.280
Out or elden Ring. That's well, actually no, I did play a

860
00:56:32.320 --> 00:56:35.880
lot of elden Ring while I was
sick. Um. Yeah, I'm like

861
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:39.599
forty hours into this elden Ring play
through and Faith play through. Yeah,

862
00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:43.719
Faith, and it's been awesome.
It was it was Jake Decker that told

863
00:56:43.760 --> 00:56:45.000
me a Faith in Dex build would
be fun, And I know I've brought

864
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:49.320
it up before, but like now
I'm much much deeper in and I don't

865
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:51.719
know what it is. Like I'm
not cheating anything, I'm not using any

866
00:56:51.760 --> 00:56:54.440
like cheat engine stuff or anything,
but all these like bosses and stuff that

867
00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:58.360
I grinded and grinded for and died
and died and died like a lot of

868
00:56:58.400 --> 00:57:00.679
them, I'm just kind of one
shotting now. And I don't know if

869
00:57:00.679 --> 00:57:02.719
it's just the build is way better, but you might know their moves a

870
00:57:02.800 --> 00:57:06.559
little bit more too, and you
can like predict it a little bit.

871
00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:08.760
I don't know, because like I
never got good enough with this game to

872
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:13.320
like even really recognize a lot of
boss patterns or anything. I think I

873
00:57:13.400 --> 00:57:15.159
just have a much better build now
because I remember the first time through,

874
00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:20.000
it felt like thirty percent of my
playthrough was like going to that area and

875
00:57:20.079 --> 00:57:22.320
like Dragon Barrow and just like fucking
farming those dragons over and over and over

876
00:57:22.320 --> 00:57:25.079
again, or going to this area
and kay Lid with these dudes that are

877
00:57:25.119 --> 00:57:29.320
like a thousand rooms each, you
know, and just like grinding and grinding

878
00:57:29.400 --> 00:57:31.159
and grinding, and I haven't done
any of that this time, and I

879
00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:36.159
am just trouncing everything. And like
I never played Millennia the first time.

880
00:57:36.239 --> 00:57:37.960
It's the like notoriously hard boss and
I'm going to do it this time.

881
00:57:38.119 --> 00:57:42.840
I think I'm right there now.
But god damn if it hasn't been a

882
00:57:42.960 --> 00:57:45.760
hell of a playthrough, and it's
just I'm just still just marveling at everything

883
00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:49.480
it does and bombs playing through it
again now too, And so it's just

884
00:57:49.559 --> 00:57:53.079
been a big topic of conversation in
this house is just how unbelievably, just

885
00:57:53.239 --> 00:57:58.280
unbelievable the game is in every way. It's even without the wonder and the

886
00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:00.760
first time playing and you, oh
hell use the map and all that,

887
00:58:00.880 --> 00:58:05.920
it's just fucking it's It's a real
all timer. So elvan ring and punch

888
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:07.760
out. Those are the two things
I've been doing once I have started feeling

889
00:58:07.800 --> 00:58:10.079
better. In the last few days, I've been backed my punch out practice

890
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:13.559
and all that, and I've did
a run right before here. Um,

891
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:16.360
but the only new thing I've really
played is a Vengeful Guardian Moon Writer,

892
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:19.960
And I don't know if you guys
have heard of that at all. Tell

893
00:58:20.039 --> 00:58:23.559
me, Yeah, it's it's the
devisit did. It's a Brazilian developer,

894
00:58:23.639 --> 00:58:27.679
and they did Blazing Chrome, which
seemed like a real love letter to like

895
00:58:27.760 --> 00:58:30.280
contra hardcore, and it was awesome. It did a great job at kind

896
00:58:30.320 --> 00:58:35.199
of love letter to that. Uh, this is more like kind of Strider

897
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:40.320
Shinobi sixteen bit ninja type stuff.
It's it's very much in that vein and

898
00:58:40.440 --> 00:58:44.119
again they they nailed it, just
like they did with Blazing Chrome. So

899
00:58:44.760 --> 00:58:46.400
one of those games. We're like
kind of MegaMan style. You started out

900
00:58:46.519 --> 00:58:50.119
and you choose which level you want
to go to and you can you know,

901
00:58:50.199 --> 00:58:52.239
each level has like a certain chip
you can get or oh, this

902
00:58:52.320 --> 00:58:54.880
one allows you to respond once with
fIF percent health. This one shows you

903
00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:58.400
were a secret areas in the level
are or this one gives you this or

904
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:02.199
that um and you unlock these different
weapons as you go. It's just extremely

905
00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:07.440
faithful, like Genesis Ninja game type
thing. You're like, there's Ninja robot

906
00:59:07.519 --> 00:59:10.440
deal. It seems very short.
I'm almost done with it. But it's

907
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:15.239
just I'm a big sucker for a
good, accurate, faithful nostalgia play for

908
00:59:15.320 --> 00:59:19.599
like that era, and this is
extremely that. So I've been enjoying that

909
00:59:19.719 --> 00:59:22.960
quite a bit. But that's pretty
much. It just a lot of elden

910
00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:27.400
ring, a lot of punch Out
and fucking around with Vengeful Guardian for punch

911
00:59:27.440 --> 00:59:30.199
Out. Yeah, what do you
know offhand what the best time is?

912
00:59:30.440 --> 00:59:34.519
Yeah, Summoning Assault is number one, and so that's what's been so awesome.

913
00:59:34.519 --> 00:59:37.719
It's like I'm in that discord and
it's they are all awesome. So

914
00:59:37.800 --> 00:59:42.079
I'm in there talking with Summoning Assault
and jader An a big gamer, and

915
00:59:42.519 --> 00:59:45.159
Zalard and all these guys that are
like if anyone knows like the punch out

916
00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:47.719
community, these are like the top
top guys. And it's crazy because like,

917
00:59:49.119 --> 00:59:51.119
I didn't know any of these guys
before. I don't think any of

918
00:59:51.159 --> 00:59:53.239
them knew who I was, and
they started popping up in my streams all

919
00:59:53.239 --> 00:59:57.480
the time. Now I'm anytime I
see one of these guys streaming punch Out,

920
00:59:57.559 --> 00:59:59.559
I just hop in and I'll watch. I'm like, fuck, I

921
00:59:59.599 --> 01:00:00.880
didn't know you do that with soda
popinsky. Okay, I gotta start trying

922
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:04.039
to work that in are Like,
how the fuck did that happen? And

923
01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:07.679
so all of them are in my
stream stuff kay three impact like a bunch

924
01:00:07.679 --> 01:00:09.079
of these guys. And I'm looking
at the leader ward right now. So

925
01:00:09.159 --> 01:00:15.840
like the number one summoning sold has
done a full run in fourteen minutes fifty

926
01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:19.000
five seconds. That's number one.
That just counts the fight time. That's

927
01:00:19.039 --> 01:00:21.199
not like you know, I have
to worry about like buttoning through menus or

928
01:00:21.280 --> 01:00:24.159
dialogue or anything like that. I'm
currently seventy two. I'm at thirty nine

929
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:30.039
minutes twenty six seconds. Better than
my never beating it. Yeah, I

930
01:00:30.119 --> 01:00:32.559
mean it's better than a lot of
people. Actually think it's very impressive,

931
01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:37.320
Dan, and it's something I didn't
expect from you, But it does make

932
01:00:37.480 --> 01:00:40.880
sense that this would be something that
you could fall into in what a great

933
01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:46.519
time. It's a g dq agdq
will have a punch out section. I

934
01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:51.599
think I'm pretty sure they do it
on Sunday. So it's like a big

935
01:00:52.000 --> 01:00:57.559
time right now for people to be
speed running games and celebrating speed running and

936
01:00:57.679 --> 01:01:02.519
what I've learned from like watching it, and I several times my tenure at

937
01:01:02.599 --> 01:01:07.599
Twitch, we've done speed running live
streams where we just like invite a bunch

938
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:10.960
of speed runners to just speed run
games for fun, just to enjoy themselves.

939
01:01:12.440 --> 01:01:15.880
And the thing I always hear is
it's the community. You basically like

940
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:17.639
watch it because it's interesting. Then
you talk to someone about it and you're

941
01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:21.440
like, oh, I think I
could do it. You play, everyone's

942
01:01:21.559 --> 01:01:24.039
stoked. Nobody's like jealous or like
trying to like get you to quit.

943
01:01:24.159 --> 01:01:28.320
Everyone's just as stoked for you to
like do it and beat the score.

944
01:01:28.400 --> 01:01:30.639
It's all about getting the best score, and everyone like universally gives a shit.

945
01:01:30.800 --> 01:01:35.119
I think it sounds like a wonderful
community. It feels like like a

946
01:01:35.199 --> 01:01:37.159
craps table where if someone's winning,
everyone's winning, and it's like if somebody

947
01:01:37.199 --> 01:01:39.760
has a huge breakthrough and it's just
like, holy fuck, I didn't know

948
01:01:39.760 --> 01:01:42.760
you can do that. On don
flaenco too, everyone's like, oh,

949
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:45.079
we got new tex So here's how
you do it, and teaching each other

950
01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:47.000
and like there's an infectious nature to
it. Like I've been surprised at how

951
01:01:47.079 --> 01:01:50.199
much people have enjoyed it when I've
streamed it, and like one of my

952
01:01:50.320 --> 01:01:52.719
odds, tickle Bits is now getting
into it. He's never played punch Out

953
01:01:52.760 --> 01:01:54.519
in his life, and now he's
full of fallen doing like speed run tactics

954
01:01:54.559 --> 01:01:58.400
and all this stuff. Jeff Grubb, you know, he's never beat Tyson

955
01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.920
and he loves the game. He's
kind of where I was many years ago.

956
01:02:00.039 --> 01:02:02.400
We're gonna start a thing on Giant
Bomb next week where I'm coaching him

957
01:02:02.440 --> 01:02:05.360
on how to be Tyson, and
we'll see if he wants to go deeper

958
01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.039
into the speed run stuff. Like
there is a real infectious thing, like

959
01:02:07.159 --> 01:02:12.000
this game came out in the late
eighties, and the fact that like there's

960
01:02:12.039 --> 01:02:15.400
a bunch of the youngsters are getting
into it and everything and keeping the scene

961
01:02:15.440 --> 01:02:17.320
alive and everything. It's like,
it's so cool to me that this game

962
01:02:17.400 --> 01:02:21.760
that I played in my friends basement
when I was fucking five years old is

963
01:02:21.880 --> 01:02:23.519
here I am in almost forty and
I'm more into it than ever now,

964
01:02:23.719 --> 01:02:28.880
and it's so good to look at
things like So I'm looking at my times

965
01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:31.280
right now. I've got like a
running like document everything. My best time,

966
01:02:31.320 --> 01:02:34.480
the one that's seventy second in the
world is I beat it in thirty

967
01:02:34.559 --> 01:02:37.599
nine minutes twenty six seconds. But
I also track my best time overall.

968
01:02:37.800 --> 01:02:42.760
They're known as the gold splits in
speed running on each fight. So if

969
01:02:42.800 --> 01:02:45.119
you add up all of the best
times I've had on each individual fight,

970
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:50.639
it's twenty seven minutes and seven seconds, So that's over twelve minutes faster.

971
01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:52.440
And when we were talking about like
my run was thirty nine minutes, that

972
01:02:52.599 --> 01:02:54.880
is huge. I would jump up
the leader words quite a bit, and

973
01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:59.719
knowing that that's technically possible, all
it takes is the right run. You

974
01:02:59.800 --> 01:03:01.199
know, if I just hit like
some real good times on each one of

975
01:03:01.239 --> 01:03:05.679
them, I could shave ten twelve
minutes off my time, jump up twenty

976
01:03:05.760 --> 01:03:09.400
or thirty spots on the global leaderboards. That is so it's so fucking rewarding

977
01:03:09.480 --> 01:03:13.719
to just keep going and going into
It's not it's a perfect speed run game

978
01:03:13.719 --> 01:03:15.199
too, because it's not like some
game where you have to spend three or

979
01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:20.119
four hours and nail a million things
like it's it's short if you fuck up

980
01:03:20.199 --> 01:03:22.920
your restart and it's it's not that
much of a loss, and it's uh,

981
01:03:24.000 --> 01:03:28.360
I've dabbled with speed run stuff before, you know, with like Astro's

982
01:03:28.360 --> 01:03:30.039
Playerroom. I did a little bit
of that stuff and White when it first

983
01:03:30.039 --> 01:03:34.159
came out. Definitely tried to like
really kind of you know, do as

984
01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:36.559
good as I could on that.
But this is, without a doubt,

985
01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:38.880
the most rewarding I've found. And
uh, I just want to it's great.

986
01:03:38.960 --> 01:03:43.440
Well, yeah, I'm like really
excited for your journey. Um,

987
01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:47.920
I think that this month we're gonna
go more into speed running because of AGDQ,

988
01:03:49.559 --> 01:03:52.480
and we're even going to interview some
like top speed runners. Um,

989
01:03:53.119 --> 01:03:57.719
you know historically a twitch like Grand
Poobar and other people who have like essentially

990
01:03:57.800 --> 01:04:02.800
dedicated their lives to getting these really
amazing scores. Not just not just getting

991
01:04:02.840 --> 01:04:06.599
the scores, but they're also like
progressing the fact that this is like a

992
01:04:06.840 --> 01:04:12.280
very interesting culture, no different than
being in the Olympics and being the fastest

993
01:04:12.360 --> 01:04:15.719
skier, Being the fastest person to
me, like be super Mario Brothers too,

994
01:04:16.440 --> 01:04:20.639
is an incredible feat and it requires
stamina, and it requires patience and

995
01:04:21.480 --> 01:04:27.400
dexterity and all these like incredible things. And so watching that unfold and giving

996
01:04:27.440 --> 01:04:30.239
it the credit that it's due,
I think is really interesting. So I'm

997
01:04:30.320 --> 01:04:31.679
right there with you. I think
it's awesome. Yeah, it's like,

998
01:04:31.760 --> 01:04:34.000
like you know, you talk about
like more traditional sports and things like that.

999
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:38.320
Like obviously, I'm not like,
I'm not an athlete athlete. I'm

1000
01:04:38.360 --> 01:04:41.039
not like, you know, wearing
out, Like I'm not injuring my hamstrings

1001
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:45.159
or anything doing this. But the
amount of focus and genuine practice and memorization

1002
01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:49.280
and pattern recognition and reflexes and everything
they go into it. It's because,

1003
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:53.559
like, again, I respect sports
and everything. I've never been a big

1004
01:04:53.559 --> 01:04:55.960
sports fan or anything, but I'm
also not one of those guys like cool

1005
01:04:56.039 --> 01:04:59.039
sports ball blah blah blah. No
I get, I get white people are

1006
01:04:59.079 --> 01:05:00.840
into it, but this is something
that I feel like I can actually kind

1007
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:03.320
of like I'm not going to be
the best. I don't think I'm gonna

1008
01:05:03.320 --> 01:05:05.599
be top ten in the world or
anything like that, but like the fact

1009
01:05:05.679 --> 01:05:09.719
that I can like compete on a
level you know, at almost forty years

1010
01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:14.280
old at this game that I've loved
my entire life and see myself improving every

1011
01:05:14.320 --> 01:05:17.400
time I do it, Like it
is really addictive in the best way.

1012
01:05:17.599 --> 01:05:20.920
And yeah, I don't think I'm
anywhere near done with this I'm gonna keep

1013
01:05:20.960 --> 01:05:25.079
going. Yeah, it's awesome,
and it's also something that you shouldn't be

1014
01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:29.400
limited at, like unlike gymnastics,
where it's like you don't see a lot

1015
01:05:29.440 --> 01:05:31.920
of forty year old gymnasts because you
literally have to, like you age out.

1016
01:05:32.079 --> 01:05:35.559
You can't do that stuff forever,
but you can probably play punch Out

1017
01:05:35.639 --> 01:05:39.280
for many years to come, right, Like you can enjoy this, So

1018
01:05:40.480 --> 01:05:45.000
you could, with a lot of
practice and like patience and work, be

1019
01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:47.400
in the top ten of punch Out. And I think that's a really cool

1020
01:05:47.440 --> 01:05:51.440
thing that you can work towards if
you want to. Well, it's crazy.

1021
01:05:51.559 --> 01:05:56.960
It's like someone who's for a long
time loved meditation everything, Like it's

1022
01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:00.519
the only time I've really felt like
it almost feels healthy in a way that

1023
01:06:00.679 --> 01:06:04.079
like, to do it at this
level, you actually have to really fucking

1024
01:06:04.199 --> 01:06:08.719
focus. You really have to know
what's going on and look for the slightest

1025
01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:11.880
little movement and you know, dodge
out of the way the exact frame that

1026
01:06:11.960 --> 01:06:15.639
it starts doing this thing. It's
it feels incredible. It feels good,

1027
01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:16.440
Like when I'm done with a run
of it, you know, even if

1028
01:06:16.480 --> 01:06:19.519
I don't get anywhere near my personal
best or anything. I just feel like,

1029
01:06:19.599 --> 01:06:23.159
man, I just went through like
some focus training for a while,

1030
01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:27.840
Like it is there R and punch
out. Okay. Yeah, So it's

1031
01:06:27.880 --> 01:06:31.079
like stuff where like Soda Popinski will
typically do two hooks before he goes into

1032
01:06:31.159 --> 01:06:34.119
uppercuts, and like you know,
like let's say, for instance, you

1033
01:06:34.199 --> 01:06:38.519
could do more damage when you're countering
like the uppercuts and stuff, you can

1034
01:06:38.559 --> 01:06:41.679
get fucked over where It's like,
I can't believe it there was a fifty

1035
01:06:41.719 --> 01:06:44.960
percent These numbers aren't accurate, but
like there's a fifty percent chance it could

1036
01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:47.119
have done this. I can't believe
it did eight rounds of hooks in a

1037
01:06:47.199 --> 01:06:49.719
row before it went to the uppercuts, and then I had to just sit

1038
01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:53.239
there and fucking do this dope ship
for a while before I could do the

1039
01:06:53.280 --> 01:06:56.599
real damage. So like you can
get fucked over on RNG. So like

1040
01:06:56.679 --> 01:06:59.079
there are those X factors and stuff
like that, but then there are those

1041
01:06:59.159 --> 01:07:02.119
runs. Everything's going right and you're
just countering everything the way you're supposed to,

1042
01:07:02.280 --> 01:07:05.159
like frame perfect shit like, and
there's so many things I've never done.

1043
01:07:05.199 --> 01:07:09.119
I've never got around one TKO on
Tyson. That's a huge thing.

1044
01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:12.039
If I get around one TKO on
Tyson, Like my best run right now

1045
01:07:12.159 --> 01:07:15.480
is at five fifty eight on Tyson. If I could get around one TKO,

1046
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:16.719
I could get that under three.
That would shave three minutes off my

1047
01:07:16.800 --> 01:07:19.360
time. Right, there's so much
work I can do. I can look

1048
01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:23.119
at this list and see all these
fights, Like, okay, mister Samman,

1049
01:07:23.159 --> 01:07:25.519
I really need to get around one
TKO on don Flinco two. I

1050
01:07:25.599 --> 01:07:28.559
need to work on Like it's there's
so much work I can do, but

1051
01:07:28.679 --> 01:07:31.159
I feel like I can do it
now, and it's the more I've dived

1052
01:07:31.199 --> 01:07:34.440
in, the more I've gotten out
of it. I'm excited for your journey.

1053
01:07:34.519 --> 01:07:41.920
I think that's very cool. I
am a avid spectator of speed running.

1054
01:07:42.079 --> 01:07:45.320
I think it's fascinating. I love
watching my favorite games get speed run.

1055
01:07:45.599 --> 01:07:53.440
I love watching like classics like Zelda
or Man just like anything that I

1056
01:07:53.559 --> 01:07:57.440
would think is impossible, and watching
people use glitches to break the game is

1057
01:07:57.559 --> 01:08:00.159
really exciting and interesting as well.
It's more fun when it's a game you

1058
01:08:00.239 --> 01:08:02.519
know really well, like it's a
game you've seen and you've played it a

1059
01:08:02.559 --> 01:08:05.480
million times yourself in a certain way, and then you watch a speed runner,

1060
01:08:05.480 --> 01:08:09.599
You're like, what the fuck?
How how is that happening? Like

1061
01:08:09.719 --> 01:08:13.239
warping from the Decoo treat again,
it's castle exactly that type of stuff.

1062
01:08:13.239 --> 01:08:15.920
Like I haven't really gone into like
the glitch type stuff or anything like that,

1063
01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:17.119
but like you know that the punch
out stuff I do is just like

1064
01:08:17.239 --> 01:08:20.119
none of it's really glitches. It's
just like, oh fuck, I didn't

1065
01:08:20.159 --> 01:08:23.680
really if you did this frame perfect
thing and did a bunch of buffer punches,

1066
01:08:23.720 --> 01:08:27.119
you could like knock this guy out
in fourteen seconds. Like it's We

1067
01:08:27.279 --> 01:08:31.640
had a speed runner on to do
um half Life too, and it was

1068
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:34.800
crazy. They were doing this thing
where you run you kind of bunny hop

1069
01:08:34.840 --> 01:08:42.239
backwards and it just makes you like
make massive leaps across the map. But

1070
01:08:42.479 --> 01:08:44.760
the concept of being like, well, yeah, you gotta do this like

1071
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:49.159
fun bunny hop you know, backwards
and sometimes complicated. It seems like it's

1072
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:51.640
really hard to do that stuff even
once. But then it's like you see

1073
01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:55.039
the speed runners doing it over and
over and over again. It just becomes

1074
01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:58.039
this muscle memory reaction and it's well, and it also becomes cannon like.

1075
01:08:58.079 --> 01:09:00.800
It becomes like a part of the
game design, whether or not you intended

1076
01:09:00.840 --> 01:09:04.680
it. Um Dust Force is often
speed run in AGDQ, and it's crazy

1077
01:09:04.760 --> 01:09:10.119
because they will go through the map
in ways that the designers had no intention

1078
01:09:10.319 --> 01:09:13.640
of you being able to do that. It was always meant to be like

1079
01:09:14.359 --> 01:09:15.920
a test of might and skill to
be able to get through the level.

1080
01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:18.640
The fact that you can like cheat
through the back end of a level and

1081
01:09:18.760 --> 01:09:23.399
get out the other end. The
Deves were like, but like, it's

1082
01:09:23.479 --> 01:09:26.239
funny because that's the way it is
now, and that's the way the game

1083
01:09:26.359 --> 01:09:28.600
is, and they're not going to
patch it because that's the game now,

1084
01:09:28.800 --> 01:09:30.039
like you released it, like you
know, it is what it is now.

1085
01:09:30.279 --> 01:09:32.279
Once the games in people's hands,
like they are going to like you

1086
01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:35.319
can have the biggest Qway team in
gaming, but like once it's out in

1087
01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:38.560
the public's hands, they are going
to find ways to break it that you

1088
01:09:38.640 --> 01:09:41.840
never even considered. I think it's
I think that sounds awesome. I think

1089
01:09:41.880 --> 01:09:45.479
it's cool too. It's a really
nice world. Um do you watch AGDQ.

1090
01:09:45.600 --> 01:09:46.600
I think you'd get a kick out
of it tuned in from time to

1091
01:09:46.680 --> 01:09:49.319
time, and I think as of
this recording, I think tomorrow we're gonna

1092
01:09:49.399 --> 01:09:53.000
watch some stuff for Giant bomb tomorrow
and just you know, pick a few

1093
01:09:53.039 --> 01:09:55.359
games that we liked that they did
this year and just watch a few.

1094
01:09:55.479 --> 01:09:59.479
So yeah, now he's coming up. Yeah, Yeah, I've seen some

1095
01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:03.039
Marris Shine stuff. I've seen sun
shines crazy. It's awesome, Like that

1096
01:10:03.079 --> 01:10:05.720
stuff is really cool. I went
to one. I went to a Summer

1097
01:10:05.760 --> 01:10:10.239
Games done Quick in Minneapolis once and
yeah, really saw it in the crowd,

1098
01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:12.920
and like, I just I think
that's the coolest stuff. Those communities

1099
01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:15.520
that are all working together and just
like the those like hype levels of just

1100
01:10:15.600 --> 01:10:18.880
people like cheering like it's a fucking
like a sporting event or a wrestling show

1101
01:10:19.039 --> 01:10:23.199
or something, and like everyone cheering
each other on. It's just that's just

1102
01:10:23.359 --> 01:10:26.560
really cool that it feels like it
feels like sports. It feels like what

1103
01:10:26.640 --> 01:10:30.840
you said, it's sports, but
like both of the teams can win if

1104
01:10:30.960 --> 01:10:33.840
someone does a really good job.
It's like if everyone scores, both teams

1105
01:10:33.880 --> 01:10:39.800
are like we did it. Zero
fucking interest in esports. I have zero

1106
01:10:39.960 --> 01:10:43.239
interest in going to the fucking Staples
Center or Crypto dot Com Arena and watch

1107
01:10:43.319 --> 01:10:47.279
some fucking leagues that I don't give
a fuck about any esports, But this

1108
01:10:47.560 --> 01:10:50.800
these live events and stuff where people
are cheering each other on speed running and

1109
01:10:50.840 --> 01:10:54.960
stuff like that, or trying crazy
things like blindfold runs and stuff like that.

1110
01:10:55.079 --> 01:10:59.199
Shit I think is awesome. I
love that shit. Yeah. I

1111
01:10:59.239 --> 01:11:02.159
think it's a neat world. So
that's cool. Yeah, it's it's very

1112
01:11:02.239 --> 01:11:04.720
right down your time. Wait,
so tell me what your top time is.

1113
01:11:05.479 --> 01:11:10.439
My best run is not that great. It's thirty nine minutes twenty six

1114
01:11:10.479 --> 01:11:15.840
seconds min thirty nine twenty five God
damn it. Really wow? And you

1115
01:11:15.000 --> 01:11:18.199
tell me about your don fling.
My name is a summoning salt on the

1116
01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:21.800
leader, summoning salt. Yeah.
Wow, I watched these videos? What

1117
01:11:23.079 --> 01:11:25.880
long? What an amazing long con? Would it be? If I really

1118
01:11:26.039 --> 01:11:30.239
was? You're not, But what
if I was? It'd be a funny

1119
01:11:30.319 --> 01:11:32.319
long pretty cool. I've got so
many long cons brewin with everybody. I

1120
01:11:32.399 --> 01:11:36.119
know. You have no idea.
I'm long dong your mom. You're gonna

1121
01:11:36.119 --> 01:11:41.159
you're gonna walk out to delivering one
number one chip her face, and it's

1122
01:11:41.199 --> 01:11:46.399
gonna be me the ultimate speed runner
in Donkey Kong Country. If you were

1123
01:11:46.439 --> 01:11:50.600
to, if if somebody said you
have to speed run a game, you

1124
01:11:50.680 --> 01:11:55.000
were forced to both of you what
would you choose and you have to dive

1125
01:11:55.039 --> 01:11:57.600
all the way in. You got
to like you're not free, You're in

1126
01:11:57.640 --> 01:12:01.199
a prison cell until you are in
your the top until you're number one,

1127
01:12:02.039 --> 01:12:06.000
top twenty of George's Mask. Really
that But that's tricky though, because like

1128
01:12:06.000 --> 01:12:10.439
someone like ma George's Mask or a
Zelda game is so active that that would

1129
01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:15.520
I think be harder than like something
maybe a little more obscure. Uh oh,

1130
01:12:15.800 --> 01:12:18.600
Like are you saying like the size
of the leaderboard, the competition in

1131
01:12:18.680 --> 01:12:21.840
the top two, But it's like, what's the game that you know really

1132
01:12:21.880 --> 01:12:26.239
well that maybe wouldn't have as much
competition. It's like a Zelda game,

1133
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:30.439
So obscure would be good because you
would have less people that you'd have to

1134
01:12:30.520 --> 01:12:32.720
fight against. Yeah, but it's
also gonna be something that like you know,

1135
01:12:32.840 --> 01:12:35.920
you know when you've played and you
know, you feel like you could

1136
01:12:35.960 --> 01:12:41.119
like get to that level that's really
interesting. I like wonder if I could

1137
01:12:41.159 --> 01:12:45.359
get away with Down well, because
I can beat that fairly consistently. I

1138
01:12:45.399 --> 01:12:50.560
don't think that gas super famous,
yeah, but I think that you could

1139
01:12:50.640 --> 01:12:57.359
get through it pretty consistently quickly.
Is there like a defined ending to that

1140
01:12:57.439 --> 01:13:00.399
game? Yes, there's the bottom
of the well. That's a great choice

1141
01:13:00.439 --> 01:13:03.920
hotting. I don't know. Good
question. Um game going no better than

1142
01:13:04.039 --> 01:13:08.359
all your games. Might take six
hundred hours to get started. Oh yeah

1143
01:13:08.560 --> 01:13:17.640
that's the thing time Yeah, Tom
sick time three hundred hours, like hours,

1144
01:13:19.800 --> 01:13:27.680
two hundred and ninety six hours?
Uh maybe like maybe uh dark Watch,

1145
01:13:28.640 --> 01:13:30.439
oh for three to sixty No,
no, no time switters two time

1146
01:13:30.439 --> 01:13:33.680
splitters two. Oh nice. I'm
sure the audience is big, but I

1147
01:13:33.760 --> 01:13:36.439
can fly through that. You should
just do the one where you gotta throw

1148
01:13:36.439 --> 01:13:41.159
the bricks through the windows. That
one basically is speed running. Yeah,

1149
01:13:41.279 --> 01:13:45.279
it kind of those challenges in that
game are incredible. Yeah. I'd probably

1150
01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:51.439
try to pick like the most obscure
game that no one would probably speed run,

1151
01:13:51.720 --> 01:13:56.479
just that I could be like,
I'm the best at it. I

1152
01:13:56.640 --> 01:13:59.880
looked at that. You can sort
speed run dot com by like least active

1153
01:14:00.000 --> 01:14:02.119
to most active. Yeah. Yeah, I mean there is a bunch of

1154
01:14:02.159 --> 01:14:05.199
shit. Would just be easy as
hell to get that funny just for bragging

1155
01:14:05.319 --> 01:14:09.039
rights. Yeah, just find something
real, like chex quests or something.

1156
01:14:10.920 --> 01:14:15.600
I'm number one Mcgruffin's curse. Let's
see, I'll search speed Run here.

1157
01:14:16.880 --> 01:14:21.760
Yeah, what's the least active game
right now, Kentucky Rous zero. I'm

1158
01:14:21.800 --> 01:14:26.119
not an adventure game. Here's constantly
hitting passed through the dialogue. Yeah,

1159
01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:30.720
that's probably a thing, okay,
sort by least active, all right?

1160
01:14:30.840 --> 01:14:36.199
Oh, a bunch of Hercules mobile
How I met Hercules um a Kingdom for

1161
01:14:36.319 --> 01:14:42.560
Kafling's I played that Age v Empires
two zero active players. Yeah, because

1162
01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:49.680
yeah, because you can't really speed
run Angry Birds Pop Backyard Sports for Xbox

1163
01:14:49.720 --> 01:14:55.720
three sixty Backyard Sports Backyard Football was
awesome. Battles of Prince of Persia for

1164
01:14:55.760 --> 01:15:00.600
the DS. There's some stuff you
could do here. I could get that

1165
01:15:02.600 --> 01:15:11.479
che Cheese Pro Challenge Golf Cheese Pro
Challenge called Eminem's Racing Retteler Counterstrike. I

1166
01:15:11.600 --> 01:15:14.920
played that. Yeah, I don't
know how you would speed run that.

1167
01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:18.319
The twenty twenty three dead space and
there's a reason that's not active yet.

1168
01:15:21.079 --> 01:15:27.039
The mobile destroy all humans too.
Yeah, it would be hard to get

1169
01:15:27.039 --> 01:15:34.319
on something. I feel like that's
just making an award for like the sake

1170
01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:39.039
of it. That's like, that's
how I felt when I wanted to do

1171
01:15:39.199 --> 01:15:41.840
like my first Guinness Record thing.
As I looked at the Guinness Book and

1172
01:15:41.880 --> 01:15:44.640
I was like, Okay, what
could I I just want to get a

1173
01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:48.439
Guinness World record, So what is
the most attainable record here? And everything

1174
01:15:48.560 --> 01:15:53.039
was like score or stuff and like
you know, Billy Mitchell like fucking Donkey

1175
01:15:53.119 --> 01:15:55.319
Kong shit and pac Man. I
was like, I'm not going to be

1176
01:15:55.359 --> 01:15:58.079
able to do that. And then
when I saw that, like you could

1177
01:15:58.119 --> 01:16:01.279
do just marathon shit, it's like
play thirty hours of Smash Brother, that

1178
01:16:01.319 --> 01:16:04.960
could play fifty hours of Mario,
and like those are the ones that you

1179
01:16:05.000 --> 01:16:08.800
can do, Like you can say
confidently that all you have to do is

1180
01:16:08.800 --> 01:16:11.640
just stay awake and follow the rules. That's all you gotta do. And

1181
01:16:11.800 --> 01:16:13.920
like not a lot of people would
do it. So I was like,

1182
01:16:13.960 --> 01:16:15.800
all right, I'm gonna do I
still have the Mario record, Oh that's

1183
01:16:15.920 --> 01:16:20.960
attainable. I don't think I have
any records. I think I'm the record

1184
01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:26.039
holder of anything. If there is
one thing, not a game, just

1185
01:16:26.159 --> 01:16:29.279
an activity, what do you think
you would be the closest to being the

1186
01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:33.800
global leader of This is like such
a thing to spring on me globally,

1187
01:16:33.920 --> 01:16:41.399
to think about it global? You
do think I'm or the most or the

1188
01:16:41.560 --> 01:16:47.039
longest, or like I'm a very
average, you know person. I don't

1189
01:16:47.079 --> 01:16:53.279
think I do anything very cool for
long extended periods of time. What streme

1190
01:16:53.359 --> 01:17:04.000
behavior? Extreme behavior? Um?
What is it's question? I I don't

1191
01:17:04.039 --> 01:17:08.520
know. Is there anything that you
do where it's like I'm doing this so

1192
01:17:08.640 --> 01:17:17.520
much more than anyone I know?
Uh? I wish I did. Um.

1193
01:17:18.920 --> 01:17:23.760
I do think that I probably I
probably game than most people I like

1194
01:17:24.079 --> 01:17:27.680
in my friend circles, but not
more than like the people that work in

1195
01:17:27.880 --> 01:17:31.800
games globally, Like there's always gonna
be people have games, not any of

1196
01:17:31.920 --> 01:17:36.640
us. Yeah, Um, I
would say, No, I don't.

1197
01:17:36.720 --> 01:17:41.159
I really don't. I don't think
I do anything super cool. I don't

1198
01:17:41.199 --> 01:17:45.720
like really hard. I don't.
But it doesn't like there's nothing I do

1199
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:49.560
for extended periods of time. He
asked me, Mike, he asked me

1200
01:17:50.039 --> 01:17:56.199
what I do for extended periods of
time more than other people in the world.

1201
01:17:56.399 --> 01:17:59.399
I'm saying, what is the thing
that she could most get a leaderboard

1202
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:01.960
or get a world record type thing
of Like, what is the closest thing

1203
01:18:02.159 --> 01:18:06.119
that you do that you think you
could be in contention for, like one

1204
01:18:06.159 --> 01:18:10.279
of the top one percent in the
world. For me, it's sit ups

1205
01:18:10.880 --> 01:18:15.720
up probably benching the most weight would
be Yeah, I'd probably be up there.

1206
01:18:16.279 --> 01:18:21.760
Did you see those stats of how
many people thought they could return a

1207
01:18:21.920 --> 01:18:27.880
tennis ball from a sir from Serena
Williams, And it's like it's like outrageously

1208
01:18:28.000 --> 01:18:30.319
high. It's like people who are
like, I mean I could return I

1209
01:18:30.359 --> 01:18:35.479
could return one from her, And
it's just like that would that would clear

1210
01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:39.399
go through your skull? Can catch
a cannon ball? Yeah, like,

1211
01:18:40.159 --> 01:18:45.600
no fucking chance. Die Jesus,
Mike, do you have anything that you

1212
01:18:45.680 --> 01:18:49.479
feel like you're so on the extreme
of brain? I probably walk my dog

1213
01:18:49.840 --> 01:18:54.159
more than a lot of other people. Walk my dog like three times a

1214
01:18:54.279 --> 01:18:58.199
day. I'm obsessed with him.
I'm constantly taking him to cool places.

1215
01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:02.439
I like him more than people I
don't know. Made a lot of tacos.

1216
01:19:03.159 --> 01:19:08.600
I almost tried to get a world
record for um never tying my shoes.

1217
01:19:08.840 --> 01:19:13.079
I wrote Guinness and asked if there
was a world record for never tying

1218
01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:16.920
your shoes, how do they I
swear? But I was like, fortunate

1219
01:19:17.000 --> 01:19:20.000
idea, Well you really did?
I did? Yeah, I thought I

1220
01:19:20.039 --> 01:19:27.960
could win the world record for never
tying my shoes. Shoes that you tie?

1221
01:19:29.119 --> 01:19:32.239
Well, it was untied shoes.
So the shoes were supposed to tie,

1222
01:19:32.720 --> 01:19:35.880
and I chose it not to tie
them, and they just like hung

1223
01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:40.760
to the sides for my shoes.
I mean, I just like they would

1224
01:19:40.800 --> 01:19:43.800
just rip off it at some point. But you wrote Guinness about that,

1225
01:19:44.279 --> 01:19:47.439
Yes I did. That's amazing.
They did not respond. Oh, I

1226
01:19:47.520 --> 01:19:49.720
got some contacts I can give if
you still want to go for that.

1227
01:19:50.520 --> 01:19:58.319
No, fuck Guinness delightful people.
They are not. They're they're like money

1228
01:19:58.399 --> 01:20:01.439
suckers and they're a lot. They're
just scavengers. That gave me two awards.

1229
01:20:01.479 --> 01:20:04.319
They're very nice. No, you
paid for two awards? No,

1230
01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:10.399
life, didn't I fucking do this
shit. It's documented. It's documented to

1231
01:20:10.560 --> 01:20:15.960
them. They just get paid to
make awards. But that's their business.

1232
01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:18.880
They're the in the awards business,
of course. Yeah, but they don't

1233
01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:26.199
have to like validate anything. They
are weirdly strict about stuff. They are

1234
01:20:27.359 --> 01:20:30.560
due. Have you done this?
It is like it is they are super

1235
01:20:30.640 --> 01:20:33.800
strict about that shit. No.
Guinness is like, uh, scam.

1236
01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:39.399
I mean, it's a goofy company. It's a silly thing to exist.

1237
01:20:39.479 --> 01:20:44.680
But I think me thinks that someone
who has two Guinness World Records is taking

1238
01:20:44.760 --> 01:20:49.840
this a bit personally, but it's
not a m he lost it like immediately

1239
01:20:49.840 --> 01:20:54.680
after, right I lost the lost
the Fighting Game one right away. I

1240
01:20:54.760 --> 01:20:58.399
still have the Mario Marathon one that's
fifty hours. But like I was surprised

1241
01:20:58.439 --> 01:21:00.239
because like I thought, like,
okay, we just stream this or whatever,

1242
01:21:00.479 --> 01:21:03.079
like you know, like it's there, it is, it's video evidence,

1243
01:21:03.159 --> 01:21:04.319
right, do we get it?
And they're like, no, we

1244
01:21:04.439 --> 01:21:08.399
have to make sure that you've got
two witnesses at all times. So like

1245
01:21:08.479 --> 01:21:12.079
let's say you're doing like my Mario
thing, it's a fifty hour marathon thing,

1246
01:21:12.439 --> 01:21:15.800
you have to have two witnesses the
entire time that are locking stuff.

1247
01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:18.439
So like that means not only do
you have to be willing to sit there

1248
01:21:18.520 --> 01:21:21.960
for fifty hours and play the game, you have to find two people that

1249
01:21:23.039 --> 01:21:26.640
are willing to sit there the entire
time to just be witnesses and getting out

1250
01:21:26.640 --> 01:21:29.239
of the glory or whatever. So
like, you know, the hats off

1251
01:21:29.279 --> 01:21:30.760
to you know, John Carson,
all these people that helped me out,

1252
01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:35.279
and we're just sitting there watching and
like this is with get us. Flew

1253
01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:40.000
people out to Minnesota to track this, and even then I had have two

1254
01:21:40.039 --> 01:21:44.399
witnesses and you paid for that.
I think Kenness did. I don't.

1255
01:21:44.520 --> 01:21:47.720
I don't think so. No,
I no legit we did not. I

1256
01:21:47.880 --> 01:21:50.640
didn't. I don't think Game Informer
paid for it like I think Kennis did.

1257
01:21:51.079 --> 01:21:58.199
I don't think Dennis, what mean
think about the I'm not. I

1258
01:21:58.359 --> 01:22:02.119
don't believe it. I think they
get Gness this model. If I Guinness

1259
01:22:02.239 --> 01:22:05.279
due to you, Mary, I
give you the shoelace a word. Yeah,

1260
01:22:05.760 --> 01:22:10.520
them for not responding to me.
But I do think that. I

1261
01:22:10.600 --> 01:22:13.359
think that it's their business model to
be Like if I wanted to be like,

1262
01:22:13.479 --> 01:22:15.880
hey, I uh, Guinness,
I want to have the world record

1263
01:22:15.000 --> 01:22:21.479
for um, the most coconuts eaten
um upside down, uh, you know,

1264
01:22:21.760 --> 01:22:25.920
while getting tickled, and they would
be like, all right, it's

1265
01:22:25.960 --> 01:22:29.560
going to cost you ten thousand dollars
for us to fly down to get like,

1266
01:22:29.920 --> 01:22:31.680
you know, a witness and then
we'll give you the certificate. No,

1267
01:22:31.800 --> 01:22:35.319
the witnesses don't like you get the
witnesses. My friends like John Carsons

1268
01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:40.039
have to be the witnesses. Guinness
flew someone out and think about them.

1269
01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:42.600
Yes, they are a business,
but I think they flew someone out because

1270
01:22:42.600 --> 01:22:45.800
like game informers doing this thing.
It's publicized. They are getting some publicity

1271
01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:47.439
and stuff like that. So like
I did all the contact with Guinness,

1272
01:22:47.520 --> 01:22:50.800
and like money was never discussed.
I don't think money ever changed hands between

1273
01:22:50.880 --> 01:22:54.960
Guinness and game informer, and they
flew someone out to sit there. I

1274
01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:58.239
still had to have two witnesses.
We had these documents and spreadshoess and all

1275
01:22:58.239 --> 01:23:00.439
that. So like when we went
to the bathroom, like every hour I

1276
01:23:00.640 --> 01:23:04.760
played, I would get ten minutes
that I could like bank for bathroom stuff.

1277
01:23:05.079 --> 01:23:08.840
So like, but it was like
straight up like Stopwatch type stuff,

1278
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:11.479
like Okay, you've been playing for
an hour, you now have ten minutes.

1279
01:23:11.760 --> 01:23:14.720
You can you've accrued break time,
so you can go you slice pizza

1280
01:23:14.720 --> 01:23:15.439
in the break room, you can
go piss, you can do whatever,

1281
01:23:15.560 --> 01:23:17.600
but you gotta come back. You
gotta make sure you're doing the thing.

1282
01:23:18.039 --> 01:23:24.439
Like the rules were stricter than I
expected, and like I meet it and

1283
01:23:24.520 --> 01:23:29.079
that like money did not change hands. How well did you guys go smash

1284
01:23:29.119 --> 01:23:31.640
press smash brods. We did thirty
hours and that's crazy. I think the

1285
01:23:31.680 --> 01:23:34.279
minimum was you had to do twenty
four to make it in the book.

1286
01:23:34.439 --> 01:23:36.239
I don't know if there was an
existing record, but I knew we had

1287
01:23:36.239 --> 01:23:40.600
to go at least twenty four hours. Once we hit twenty four where we

1288
01:23:40.680 --> 01:23:43.279
were all like we could do let's
let's push through and do thirty. I

1289
01:23:43.279 --> 01:23:46.399
feel like you'd have sciatica after sitting
there long playing something. Jeff, I

1290
01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:49.239
had to pee. Every single time
I had accrued enough to pee, I

1291
01:23:49.399 --> 01:23:54.800
peed. Fucking Jeff Cork I think
he went like eighteen hours without getting out

1292
01:23:54.800 --> 01:23:58.760
of the couch, like it was
insane. He had a catheter in somewhere.

1293
01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:02.640
Yeah, yeah, God no,
I honestly, I haven't talked again

1294
01:24:02.720 --> 01:24:08.279
us in ten plus years. Hanson
tapping out Hanson, Well, Hanson was

1295
01:24:08.319 --> 01:24:11.000
just making the documentary. There's a
documentary about the first one we did.

1296
01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:15.960
Smashed against someone documentary on YouTube.
Wasn't someone like routinely dying and getting on

1297
01:24:16.039 --> 01:24:23.479
their feet? Me? Oh yes, because legit, I was having some

1298
01:24:23.560 --> 01:24:25.720
fucking I don't know if it's carbal
tunnel or what, but I was getting

1299
01:24:25.760 --> 01:24:28.800
some like legitimate wrist pain. And
if I was just like bullshitting this,

1300
01:24:28.840 --> 01:24:30.760
if I was just ca faving this
thing, I would admit it now,

1301
01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:32.359
But like no, I was actually
having like a ton of wrist pain.

1302
01:24:32.439 --> 01:24:34.359
I was icing it and stuff,
and I was getting worried in like a

1303
01:24:34.399 --> 01:24:39.079
couple of weeks leading up to it, and like I will fully admit I

1304
01:24:39.279 --> 01:24:43.199
was being I was letter of the
law, following the rules to get the

1305
01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:45.560
record, but I was not like
the effort was like I was just like

1306
01:24:45.760 --> 01:24:48.640
moving a stick at times. I
was just like there's only so many times

1307
01:24:48.640 --> 01:24:51.119
you can play Smash Brothers Brawl,
and like I wasn't like trying to win

1308
01:24:51.199 --> 01:24:55.319
every time. There were definitely matches
where I'm just like moving a stick and

1309
01:24:55.399 --> 01:24:58.119
technically playing the game, and like
you know, checking with chat, we

1310
01:24:58.199 --> 01:25:01.159
were live streaming and all that stuff. Like I was putting in minimal effort

1311
01:25:01.199 --> 01:25:05.199
at times, but enough to satisfy
the Guinness requirements and all that stuff.

1312
01:25:05.840 --> 01:25:10.640
Mario Mario was actually way easier.
It was twenty hours longer, but that

1313
01:25:10.840 --> 01:25:14.600
was actually repetitive. It wasn't repetitive, and the only rule was like it

1314
01:25:14.680 --> 01:25:16.560
had to be the game had to
have Mario in the title. So it's

1315
01:25:16.600 --> 01:25:19.039
like, fuck, I never actually
did one hundred and twenty stars Mari sixty

1316
01:25:19.079 --> 01:25:21.479
four, so I'll start with that. That took up like twenty four hours.

1317
01:25:21.720 --> 01:25:25.319
I never played Mario RPG, so
it's like I'll just play through all

1318
01:25:25.319 --> 01:25:28.039
that. That took like another twenty
hours and then I just kind of filled

1319
01:25:28.039 --> 01:25:30.640
out the rest with like Mario Kart, another little bullshit or whatever. So

1320
01:25:30.279 --> 01:25:33.760
that actually flew by, Like,
Yeah, how'd the account for switching games?

1321
01:25:34.399 --> 01:25:38.720
I think with that you had to
use the accrude time, so I

1322
01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:41.239
think it was the same as that, like you get the ten minutes per

1323
01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:45.319
sixty uninterrupted minutes and stuff like that. So yeah, but that was the

1324
01:25:45.359 --> 01:25:47.560
one where they had six of us. So like I was doing Mario,

1325
01:25:48.079 --> 01:25:53.439
I think Cork was doing GTA,
Tim was doing Resident Evil, Ben Reeves

1326
01:25:53.520 --> 01:25:57.199
was doing Metal Gear Solid. So
yeah, we had like six people doing

1327
01:25:57.600 --> 01:26:01.920
different names. Well, suck In, you're Mike tysoning. Yeah, and

1328
01:26:02.279 --> 01:26:04.560
uh, Mary, best of luck
getting a letter back from Guinness. What

1329
01:26:04.640 --> 01:26:10.760
have you been playing? Mary?
It's been two decades Athletica. I don't

1330
01:26:10.760 --> 01:26:15.920
think I started talking like a tattoo. Yeah, but Guinness, Yeah,

1331
01:26:16.720 --> 01:26:24.840
the world records, not the beer. It's a really long tattoo. Um.

1332
01:26:24.960 --> 01:26:28.720
I've been playing more hit Man.
I've been trying to get the elusive

1333
01:26:28.760 --> 01:26:31.159
target. I suck at hit Man. Uh, it's very fun. The

1334
01:26:31.239 --> 01:26:35.439
elusive targets super hard because you don't
know where they are, and I really

1335
01:26:35.560 --> 01:26:40.479
rely on knowing where my target is
at all times. Um. Not having

1336
01:26:40.520 --> 01:26:44.399
a red silhouette on the game changes
everything. You just kind of walk around

1337
01:26:44.479 --> 01:26:47.399
and look for clues. Um.
And I've walked around a level for like

1338
01:26:47.640 --> 01:26:50.479
ten hours and been like, I
don't know where this fucker is, Like

1339
01:26:50.520 --> 01:26:54.399
I don't memory that R one,
just like, okay, let me let

1340
01:26:54.439 --> 01:26:58.840
me find this guy. Dude.
It's crazy not being able to find stuff.

1341
01:26:58.920 --> 01:27:02.960
It's crazy how bad of an assassin
I am without supernatural superhuman powers,

1342
01:27:03.840 --> 01:27:10.119
I cannot kill without knowing where they
exist at all times. But it's still

1343
01:27:10.159 --> 01:27:14.159
a really cool game. And I
think it's really neat that Hitman keeps releasing

1344
01:27:15.079 --> 01:27:18.680
Elusive Targets. I think that's really
fascinating, like extended content, um,

1345
01:27:18.880 --> 01:27:24.960
And so hats off to them for
just constantly giving content to people in giving

1346
01:27:25.000 --> 01:27:28.800
them a reason to come back and
play. There's a new Freelancer trailer this

1347
01:27:28.880 --> 01:27:31.880
week. Yeah, aren't they doing
a thing where they're like officially like putting

1348
01:27:32.000 --> 01:27:35.239
one, two, and three altogether
in this world of assassination? I think

1349
01:27:35.760 --> 01:27:40.720
already did already happen Hit three if
you see it on marketplaces is now called

1350
01:27:40.920 --> 01:27:44.520
World of Assassination and you get every
map when you buy it. That's awesome.

1351
01:27:44.720 --> 01:27:48.159
What a fucking package. Oh yeah, that's great. The uh even

1352
01:27:48.239 --> 01:27:53.800
like the bad maps, like even
Colorado is fun. I think Colorado Yeah

1353
01:27:54.199 --> 01:27:58.119
yeah. Um, or like Thailand. I never really got to know tailiand's

1354
01:27:58.159 --> 01:28:00.920
one with all the buildings and like
with like six floors and stuff. Right

1355
01:28:00.960 --> 01:28:05.720
then someone with like the medical that's
thinking of. It's not Maricash Maracash three

1356
01:28:05.720 --> 01:28:10.880
where there's the Militia three. It's
like, are you thinking of chunking?

1357
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:14.039
Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.
Yeah. Yeah. But there's also the

1358
01:28:14.119 --> 01:28:17.960
one in um the one with a
movie star you could shoot him off the

1359
01:28:18.000 --> 01:28:20.600
roof with the fan, the giant
fan for the movie set. Oh yeah,

1360
01:28:20.600 --> 01:28:26.319
that one's not great. Yeah oh
I like that. I was.

1361
01:28:26.920 --> 01:28:30.760
Um. Thailand is the hotel,
the big hotel with the band the uh

1362
01:28:31.159 --> 01:28:33.920
the like Jared Leto drummer guy or
whatever. I think it's from the first

1363
01:28:34.000 --> 01:28:41.640
game, second game maybe. Um. Also Columbia's Columbia wears thin after times

1364
01:28:41.920 --> 01:28:45.760
the cocaine fields. Yeah, it's
pretty spread out. Yeah yeah, but

1365
01:28:45.880 --> 01:28:48.000
I like that game a lot.
It's a cool game. Um. Speaking

1366
01:28:48.079 --> 01:28:54.640
of extra content, rain World is
gonna release a down DLC called Downpour.

1367
01:28:54.800 --> 01:28:59.319
If you've never played rain World,
it is an indie game that I played.

1368
01:29:00.039 --> 01:29:01.520
Oh my gosh, I wonder when
Rainworld came out. I might as

1369
01:29:01.560 --> 01:29:09.119
to look it up. Rainworld is
older. It's a really cool concept.

1370
01:29:10.680 --> 01:29:13.399
Yeah, it looks like it came
out in twenty seventeen, so it's not

1371
01:29:13.479 --> 01:29:15.640
that old. But like, it's
an indie game. Uh, you are

1372
01:29:15.720 --> 01:29:24.399
a slug cat, which I think
is a neat phrase. It looks it's

1373
01:29:24.439 --> 01:29:29.239
like literally nothing like hollow Night anyway, that Lamur guy tell me that doesn't

1374
01:29:29.239 --> 01:29:34.560
look like a hollow Night. Oh
you're just saying his style yet a white

1375
01:29:34.680 --> 01:29:39.479
being with black hollow eyes. I
get it. Yeah Night. When I

1376
01:29:39.520 --> 01:29:44.680
seebs, he's reminiscent of holl It's
a stretch, but I see it.

1377
01:29:44.920 --> 01:29:50.439
Um. So you are a slug
cat that is existing in a world of

1378
01:29:50.680 --> 01:29:56.319
carnivorous monsters. But you yourself are
carnivorous, so you're kind of like um.

1379
01:29:57.039 --> 01:30:02.159
You run around, You eat bugs
and fruit to fill your belly.

1380
01:30:02.640 --> 01:30:08.640
When you're full, you hibernate and
it kind of. I don't know.

1381
01:30:08.720 --> 01:30:11.560
I don't think it involves your character, but it lets you like go up

1382
01:30:11.600 --> 01:30:15.600
a notch as a character, which
is important because then you can access the

1383
01:30:15.720 --> 01:30:24.199
next stages of an area. Areas
are filled with like carnivorous beings, and

1384
01:30:24.279 --> 01:30:27.960
it's really wild the first time you
encounter one, because they're hidden all throughout

1385
01:30:27.960 --> 01:30:31.079
the stages of the world, so
you might not realize at any given time

1386
01:30:31.199 --> 01:30:36.439
that maybe a plant is carnivorous,
and you'll touch it and it eats you

1387
01:30:36.600 --> 01:30:39.600
and you're just God damn it,
and then you get to start over and

1388
01:30:40.279 --> 01:30:44.239
try again. The whole thing is
about exploring the world, dying, trying

1389
01:30:44.319 --> 01:30:48.520
again. But the environments are really
fascinating. The art style is very unique

1390
01:30:48.560 --> 01:30:55.319
and intriguing. There's lots of different
animals that you can kill or be killed

1391
01:30:55.359 --> 01:30:58.680
by, so it's pretty fun kind
of just navigating it. It is not

1392
01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:01.079
easy. I do think it's important. Like I was a bit jarred when

1393
01:31:01.119 --> 01:31:04.199
it first came out with how difficult
it was for me to understand how to

1394
01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:10.479
play it and not die every few
seconds. But then similarly a hit Man,

1395
01:31:11.039 --> 01:31:14.680
I got comfortable with dying and losing, and once I think you do

1396
01:31:14.840 --> 01:31:17.760
that, you open yourselves up to
enjoying the game, because this isn't a

1397
01:31:17.840 --> 01:31:20.319
game that you win. This is
a game that you die and then you

1398
01:31:20.399 --> 01:31:23.600
try again, and you die,
and you try again, and you just

1399
01:31:23.720 --> 01:31:29.920
kind of figure it out. The
DLC will contain new way more environments and

1400
01:31:30.760 --> 01:31:34.640
different characters, which I think is
really smart because one of my biggest frustrations

1401
01:31:34.680 --> 01:31:39.279
with the game, the concept of
Rainworld, is that every certain amount of

1402
01:31:39.359 --> 01:31:44.159
time it rains, you have to
hibernate when it rains or you'll drowned.

1403
01:31:45.800 --> 01:31:47.880
I'm picking a character that I think
it gives me more time before rain,

1404
01:31:48.640 --> 01:31:55.079
and it just feels like it's it's
way more lenient for me to be able

1405
01:31:55.159 --> 01:31:59.840
to like explore before I have to
find a place to hibernate. But there's

1406
01:32:00.119 --> 01:32:02.079
rain triggered randomly or is is it
like breath the wild thing, or it

1407
01:32:02.119 --> 01:32:04.520
like it's raining or is it like
specific like oh, I went into this

1408
01:32:05.000 --> 01:32:09.319
area of the map and it rains
here. I think that it's time based

1409
01:32:09.920 --> 01:32:13.439
based on my play and um,
so you have like a certain but it's

1410
01:32:13.479 --> 01:32:15.880
not like every thirty seconds or anything. It's like time, right, So

1411
01:32:15.960 --> 01:32:17.880
you just be around you'll notice that
it's starting. You'll hear it. You'll

1412
01:32:18.159 --> 01:32:21.840
notice that you could hear like storm
a common You should find a place to

1413
01:32:21.960 --> 01:32:25.159
hibernate when you hear that, and
if you can't find a place, you

1414
01:32:25.199 --> 01:32:29.359
will literally drown because the rain is
like two intense. So um, but

1415
01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:30.960
maybe one of these new characters,
because I haven't played all of them,

1416
01:32:31.000 --> 01:32:34.800
and I think there's five new characters, maybe one of them can like swim.

1417
01:32:34.960 --> 01:32:40.399
I don't know. So, like, there's a lot of character differentiators

1418
01:32:40.520 --> 01:32:44.119
to be able to either be more
more battle focused where you're like a fighter.

1419
01:32:44.399 --> 01:32:48.000
Um, there's very nuanced movement to
the characters. Um, you don't

1420
01:32:48.039 --> 01:32:50.560
have a lot of button presses.
Right. You can you can run,

1421
01:32:50.680 --> 01:32:55.239
you can jump, you can slither
through these tunnels. You can pick up

1422
01:32:55.479 --> 01:33:00.760
rocks and sticks and you can throw
them. So sometimes you'll come across like

1423
01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:04.399
a lizard. These lizards are like
common enemies. They will kill you if

1424
01:33:04.439 --> 01:33:08.560
they touch you, they will like
rip you apart. You can throw a

1425
01:33:08.720 --> 01:33:11.359
rock and dink them in the head
and then they'll kind of be out of

1426
01:33:11.399 --> 01:33:14.399
it for a while and you can
scurry past them. Lizards fight each other,

1427
01:33:14.520 --> 01:33:16.720
which I find very interesting. So
you can dink a lizard and then

1428
01:33:16.760 --> 01:33:19.680
another lizard will like think it was
him, and then they'll fight, and

1429
01:33:19.800 --> 01:33:26.119
that's pretty interesting. The sticks are
really really cool because you can throw a

1430
01:33:26.199 --> 01:33:29.279
stick at a wall and then you
can climb onto the stick, so you

1431
01:33:29.319 --> 01:33:31.880
can use it for traversal. So
it seems like there are a lot of

1432
01:33:31.880 --> 01:33:34.000
like systems like I know, I
bring up Breath of Wild a lot,

1433
01:33:34.039 --> 01:33:35.800
but it sounds like the type of
stuff words like, oh, you can

1434
01:33:35.840 --> 01:33:39.600
make enemies fight each other, you
can use the things at your disposal to

1435
01:33:39.760 --> 01:33:42.880
like platforming things, like a lot
of systems in play that you can like

1436
01:33:42.960 --> 01:33:46.159
come up with your own solutions to
stuff. Yeah, it feels very sandboxy

1437
01:33:46.199 --> 01:33:49.520
where it's not telling you how to
get through the area. There's like a

1438
01:33:49.600 --> 01:33:55.720
little I have no idea what to
call this thing. There's a little bug

1439
01:33:55.920 --> 01:33:58.760
in the world. He's golden and
he kind of guides you. Sometimes he'll

1440
01:33:58.800 --> 01:34:00.279
be like, you want to go
this way, and he's just basically trying

1441
01:34:00.319 --> 01:34:06.520
to get you to the next stage
alive, and so you're following his advice

1442
01:34:06.720 --> 01:34:11.279
a lot. Other than that,
everything is up to you. You.

1443
01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:15.039
If you click through like even images
of this game, you'll probably come across

1444
01:34:15.119 --> 01:34:16.239
an image, we will be like, what the fuck is that? Like,

1445
01:34:16.359 --> 01:34:23.319
there's just a lot of like weird
visuals, a lot of strange environments

1446
01:34:24.039 --> 01:34:27.640
that you come across that are very
surprising to the player. It is a

1447
01:34:27.720 --> 01:34:30.079
difficult game. I just kind of
want to like stress that. Again.

1448
01:34:30.119 --> 01:34:31.640
I don't think this is an easy
game. I think kind of can be

1449
01:34:31.720 --> 01:34:35.159
frustrating for someone who's just like looking
for a game that wants to tell them

1450
01:34:35.199 --> 01:34:39.960
what to do. This is for
a player that like enjoys the concept of

1451
01:34:40.079 --> 01:34:45.399
dying and learning and exploring an environment
and is okay with that type of experience.

1452
01:34:45.439 --> 01:34:50.720
But you'll come across lots of like
really weird creature design and everything.

1453
01:34:51.000 --> 01:34:55.800
A lot of it is going to
kill you. You get to like learn,

1454
01:34:55.880 --> 01:34:58.520
oh, there's mushrooms in the world. Eating them will have different effects

1455
01:34:58.560 --> 01:35:02.520
like slowing down time because or high
or changing things. I found a bug

1456
01:35:03.119 --> 01:35:09.479
in my last play through that I
never really thought about before that um it

1457
01:35:09.920 --> 01:35:14.039
it has like popping effects, And
there were leeches in the water, and

1458
01:35:14.159 --> 01:35:15.600
I threw it in the water and
it kind of like popped in the water

1459
01:35:15.680 --> 01:35:17.760
and all the leeches died, and
I was like, oh, sick.

1460
01:35:17.880 --> 01:35:21.479
So like, next time I see
leeches, I put this, uh,

1461
01:35:24.239 --> 01:35:26.960
I don't know, plant in the
water and it'll kill the leeches. So

1462
01:35:26.960 --> 01:35:30.119
I can get through the whole The
whole thing is about experimenting and exploring and

1463
01:35:30.479 --> 01:35:34.159
kind of navigating this very harsh environment. So I say, it's not like

1464
01:35:34.239 --> 01:35:36.159
telling you, like when you pick
up a thing like throw us in the

1465
01:35:36.199 --> 01:35:42.640
water and it'll kill the leaches.
That's cool. I like that. Yeah,

1466
01:35:42.680 --> 01:35:45.680
it doesn't tell you anything. And
so again it's like you have to

1467
01:35:45.800 --> 01:35:49.560
be cool with that type of game, right, that doesn't tell you anything.

1468
01:35:50.159 --> 01:35:53.840
I think it has a very brief
tutorial when you start the game that's

1469
01:35:53.880 --> 01:35:58.119
basically like eat food, fill your
belly, go hibernate. That's like the

1470
01:35:58.239 --> 01:36:00.560
main tutorial. Other than that,
it's like, you know, good luck.

1471
01:36:00.880 --> 01:36:08.239
I do think. Yeah, it's
not a platformer, like you can

1472
01:36:08.439 --> 01:36:12.079
run up these poles, but you
don't jump very well. Again, you're

1473
01:36:12.119 --> 01:36:15.920
like a slug cat, so you
have this like very awkward stance and you

1474
01:36:15.000 --> 01:36:18.760
can jump horizontally a certain distance.
That's about it. So you have to

1475
01:36:18.800 --> 01:36:24.359
be very creative. When lizards are
coming after you, you use tunnel systems

1476
01:36:24.439 --> 01:36:29.439
to dodge them. They do here. So you can use rocks to make

1477
01:36:29.520 --> 01:36:32.680
them think that you're somewhere else to
trick them, or you can fight them

1478
01:36:32.880 --> 01:36:38.119
with sticks and rocks and hope for
the best. But if they get ahold

1479
01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:41.279
of you, it's over. It's
a it's a cool game. I think

1480
01:36:41.279 --> 01:36:43.800
it's really neat. I've never seen
anything like it. I think I had

1481
01:36:43.800 --> 01:36:46.399
a lot of new ideas and concepts, and I respect a lot of games

1482
01:36:46.439 --> 01:36:50.800
that are trying new things like this. The DLC is basically just tacking on

1483
01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:57.279
way more environments. People who got
good at this game burned through the content

1484
01:36:57.600 --> 01:37:00.760
and so they're basically adding more content
on to it. So if it's your

1485
01:37:00.800 --> 01:37:02.560
first time playing it, you didn't
miss anything. You can just get the

1486
01:37:02.720 --> 01:37:06.600
Bass game and you get to play. You get a lot more game now

1487
01:37:06.720 --> 01:37:11.279
for your buck, because you're just
getting more environments and you're getting more slug

1488
01:37:11.359 --> 01:37:16.479
Cat variations. So I would start
with there's one that it literally starts you

1489
01:37:16.560 --> 01:37:20.920
with, and he's I would say, like the easiest. And that's great

1490
01:37:21.119 --> 01:37:25.520
for me because I need a game
that like kind of like eases me into

1491
01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:30.479
this very harsh world. What are
you playing on? I am playing it

1492
01:37:30.720 --> 01:37:35.159
on PC? I did install it
on my steam deck and unfortunately, but

1493
01:37:35.760 --> 01:37:40.039
I should preface i'm playing it before
it came out, so there's probably gonna

1494
01:37:40.039 --> 01:37:43.439
be a patch. There was like
a bit like the window didn't match perfectly

1495
01:37:43.479 --> 01:37:46.640
on my steam deck, like it
wasn't fitting one to one right. Yeah,

1496
01:37:48.279 --> 01:37:50.680
but it's not out yet. I'm
playing it like a little early,

1497
01:37:50.800 --> 01:37:54.880
so I'm hoping they'll fix that when
it comes out. But I would say

1498
01:37:54.880 --> 01:37:59.239
it looks great on PC. It
has a couple of minor issues on a

1499
01:37:59.239 --> 01:38:00.640
Steam deck right now. Do you
know if it's on switch or anything?

1500
01:38:02.039 --> 01:38:06.199
Um, I don't. I love
how you're just like looking for handheld options

1501
01:38:06.319 --> 01:38:10.319
here. He helps a lot.
Look, I got flights coming up.

1502
01:38:10.640 --> 01:38:15.199
I respect that. Um. Rain
World launch trailer Nintendo Switch. Yes,

1503
01:38:16.159 --> 01:38:20.720
nice, Yeah it's on the switch. Um. It has really cute imagery.

1504
01:38:21.119 --> 01:38:25.760
Um. And it does have a
bit of a story as well.

1505
01:38:26.079 --> 01:38:28.600
It reminds me of like a Miss
pac Man story if you ever played Miss

1506
01:38:28.640 --> 01:38:30.000
pac Man and it's just like,
dud, I haven't heard of it.

1507
01:38:30.840 --> 01:38:34.439
Um, this one is like that, but sadder. It's like you're like

1508
01:38:34.520 --> 01:38:38.199
a cute rain you know, you're
a slug cat. You got a family

1509
01:38:38.279 --> 01:38:43.600
and everybody's in love, and then
there's like then there's like rain, we're

1510
01:38:43.640 --> 01:38:47.920
the pac Man has a family?
Is it right? Look at them?

1511
01:38:48.039 --> 01:38:50.760
Are they not allowed to be happy? Dan, Well, they have to

1512
01:38:50.840 --> 01:38:55.399
be single and missus No. I'm
saying, like I hope that every video

1513
01:38:55.399 --> 01:38:59.520
game character can you know, find
love or whatever. But just anatomically,

1514
01:39:00.039 --> 01:39:02.840
look at the situation there. They
don't have a family. They're actually super

1515
01:39:02.920 --> 01:39:10.239
depressed. You're eating pills in the
game and you're getting really high and there's

1516
01:39:10.279 --> 01:39:15.039
nothing. It's not like they're medicating
themselves. Person is they're self medicating themselves

1517
01:39:15.159 --> 01:39:19.680
because they're alone. You want that
the reality that you want. Repellets might

1518
01:39:19.680 --> 01:39:25.079
be drugs, but the standard pills. Why can't miss pac Man have a

1519
01:39:25.199 --> 01:39:30.399
family? I just don't know how. How will you know they're pregnant?

1520
01:39:30.960 --> 01:39:32.600
Is it like a little circle of
little Also, that's a good question,

1521
01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:35.279
that's a very good question, Like
does it come out of the same hole.

1522
01:39:36.479 --> 01:39:41.640
I don't know if they have an
asshole? Jesus Christ, bar and

1523
01:39:41.760 --> 01:39:46.000
babies. I don't think Pacman has
an asshole. Do you think if you

1524
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:50.439
google pac Man asshole that there is
a detailed rule through the AI one where

1525
01:39:50.439 --> 01:39:55.800
it makes an image pac Man with
an asshole? Yeah, do they do

1526
01:39:55.960 --> 01:39:58.600
things like that? Can you type
in like gross stuff? Oh, there's

1527
01:39:58.600 --> 01:40:03.600
a lot of pac Man with butts
really like but I'm talking anis Um,

1528
01:40:04.800 --> 01:40:10.520
I want to see Pacman direct them. Yeah, I'm I'm looking. Oh,

1529
01:40:10.600 --> 01:40:15.079
I see someone someone tattooed like a
pac Man level on their ass.

1530
01:40:15.479 --> 01:40:19.239
That's pretty cool. Probably pac pac
Man's heading towards his asshole. Search for

1531
01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:27.239
pac Man anis Man is in dangerous
territory? Who who is this Miss pac

1532
01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:29.439
Man? When I'm looking at what's
coming out of her? Is that?

1533
01:40:29.840 --> 01:40:31.840
Oh there's a dildo in her ass? Oh you found a drawing of Miss

1534
01:40:31.920 --> 01:40:35.880
pac Man with a dildo. Yeah, oh there's an Oh that's born.

1535
01:40:36.079 --> 01:40:40.840
This is porn. Wait, like
shoot porn, Like this is like humans?

1536
01:40:41.720 --> 01:40:45.800
No, no, no, no, okay, it's pac Man by

1537
01:40:45.800 --> 01:40:50.199
detailed. That has to be ironically
drawn, right, that has to be

1538
01:40:50.319 --> 01:40:57.680
like right, it's not like Miss
pac Man as like one of the first

1539
01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:02.479
feminine characters and video games. I
can see it being like, oh god,

1540
01:41:02.600 --> 01:41:08.520
how many people have down a dark
paths she's given She's giving a realistic

1541
01:41:08.600 --> 01:41:13.720
looking dick a foot job. There's
no way more than right. Okay,

1542
01:41:13.920 --> 01:41:16.720
I take back what I said,
Jake cut that. Um. Anyway,

1543
01:41:17.920 --> 01:41:24.199
I've been playing the reason this has
gone up Tuesday fire emblement gauge, but

1544
01:41:24.319 --> 01:41:27.319
a lot of it. Jake has
two. But I've been check talking to

1545
01:41:27.439 --> 01:41:31.239
Jake about it. Motherfuckers that aren't
Nintendo Jail. I like that game a

1546
01:41:31.279 --> 01:41:33.840
lot. Wait, quite a bit. I thought you were. Were you

1547
01:41:33.920 --> 01:41:36.439
more lukewarm on it last time or
not? Yeah? Sure? How you

1548
01:41:36.479 --> 01:41:42.840
built? Yes? What's won the
over um the fact that throughout the whole

1549
01:41:42.920 --> 01:41:45.840
game it just gets out of its
own way. Every cut sceneses like thirty

1550
01:41:45.880 --> 01:41:49.520
seconds tops, and then it's like, oh another fight. Oh I'm not

1551
01:41:49.640 --> 01:41:55.000
kidding. Okay, it took me. I was doing a lot of the

1552
01:41:55.079 --> 01:41:59.199
side stuff, but a normal difficulty
with permadath turned off, which I usually

1553
01:41:59.199 --> 01:42:00.279
don't do, but I want to
to make sure I wasn't missing any story

1554
01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:03.279
beats. Spoiler alert, You're really
not missing any good writing if you do

1555
01:42:03.359 --> 01:42:06.000
it on permited. So I would
actually suggest to try to do the classic

1556
01:42:06.079 --> 01:42:11.840
mode. So wait, is this
more? Is this more combat gameplay focus

1557
01:42:11.880 --> 01:42:15.000
and less like oh I'm touching your
face and fallen into love? Yes?

1558
01:42:15.279 --> 01:42:18.359
Hell, yes, it is more
like older. Okay, so let me

1559
01:42:18.760 --> 01:42:21.960
let me paint you the picture.
I think if I was lukewarm last time,

1560
01:42:23.159 --> 01:42:27.880
it probably had to do with the
fact that I think I was just

1561
01:42:28.000 --> 01:42:31.920
it just really it is very bad
story wise, which the more I play,

1562
01:42:32.000 --> 01:42:36.680
the more I oh yeah, oh
yes, okay, but there there's

1563
01:42:36.720 --> 01:42:41.079
some context for certain characters. But
like by and large, you're getting attached

1564
01:42:41.119 --> 01:42:44.039
to characters much like you would an
X com. Well, these are scripted

1565
01:42:44.159 --> 01:42:46.680
characters, of course, you're you're
recruiting, you're recruiting a lot of people.

1566
01:42:46.720 --> 01:42:49.399
But you'll get Vander he's a great
night. You'll get Lapist, she's

1567
01:42:49.439 --> 01:42:55.039
the swordswoman who's this retainer for a
crown prince. Like they're scripted people,

1568
01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:59.640
but then you get attached to different
ones because oh man, she she's really

1569
01:42:59.680 --> 01:43:02.680
good pensively, so she's gonna go
block the bridge while my mage gets behind

1570
01:43:02.720 --> 01:43:05.960
her and just wrecks any armored guy
that comes up, and she could take

1571
01:43:06.000 --> 01:43:09.880
out any spear person because of the
rock paper scissor thing. She's got an

1572
01:43:09.920 --> 01:43:13.119
axe. You get attached to characters
that way, really good, really well

1573
01:43:13.159 --> 01:43:16.920
in this game, because the game's
cut scenes are so ridiculously dumb. But

1574
01:43:17.600 --> 01:43:24.520
no shit, I counted like tennis
cut scenes that were like, you can

1575
01:43:24.560 --> 01:43:28.560
tell the game is just desperately trying
to contextualize the next battle anyway it can.

1576
01:43:28.720 --> 01:43:30.920
So it's like, oh, let's
go, let's go into these ruins

1577
01:43:30.920 --> 01:43:32.800
over there, and someone else will
be like, it looks safe. This

1578
01:43:32.880 --> 01:43:35.760
will be a this will be a
leisurely jaunt, and then someone else is

1579
01:43:35.760 --> 01:43:41.880
like or those bandits, and then
it's like battle, and then it's it

1580
01:43:42.119 --> 01:43:45.880
never it is always like rushing into
the next battle, and when you're not,

1581
01:43:45.760 --> 01:43:49.560
when you're back at the HQ,
I will say that a lot of

1582
01:43:49.600 --> 01:43:59.399
the HQ stuff can feel kind of
unnecessary because you're playing through it's more like

1583
01:43:59.520 --> 01:44:01.079
Firemlan Fates. If you play at
any of those three, you're playing through

1584
01:44:01.119 --> 01:44:03.800
the battles, you're recruiting. You're
recruiting a shit ton of people. You're

1585
01:44:03.800 --> 01:44:08.000
getting like three new people after each
of these battles. You're figuring out who

1586
01:44:08.039 --> 01:44:10.680
you like, who fits into your
army, who's got good skills, like

1587
01:44:10.840 --> 01:44:14.119
okay, it's a flying mage that'll
help. And also she can heal people

1588
01:44:14.199 --> 01:44:19.000
from wherever because she has staff skills. But by like chapter twenty. I

1589
01:44:19.119 --> 01:44:24.119
had maybe like fourteen people I just
didn't need. I wasn't using because I

1590
01:44:24.279 --> 01:44:27.960
had this set team that was really
good. But you are going back to

1591
01:44:28.000 --> 01:44:31.800
the HQ and it is very much
more like a management sim than Persona,

1592
01:44:32.000 --> 01:44:34.600
which three houses, so it was
it more like like I love an x

1593
01:44:34.640 --> 01:44:38.640
coom where you go back afterwards it's
like, Okay, I'm managing my base.

1594
01:44:38.720 --> 01:44:41.760
I'm doing this stuff. I hated
in three Houses where it was like

1595
01:44:42.159 --> 01:44:44.560
I gotta go back and I got
to talk to a bunch of assholes because

1596
01:44:44.640 --> 01:44:46.840
like because there are battle benefits and
like, oh no, I got this

1597
01:44:46.920 --> 01:44:49.600
to an S rank or whatever.
Like I hated feeling like I had to

1598
01:44:49.680 --> 01:44:54.439
do all that dumb bullshit in the
Molecule can. There's still relationship building.

1599
01:44:54.520 --> 01:44:56.720
However, you can as soon as
you get back to the HQ, press

1600
01:44:56.760 --> 01:45:00.520
pause, go to reference, and
then go to support. It'll tell every

1601
01:45:00.600 --> 01:45:03.039
character who has a support cut scene
to watch, and you could watch it

1602
01:45:03.119 --> 01:45:09.159
from right there and they are like
thirty seconds tops really quick. You don't

1603
01:45:09.399 --> 01:45:11.560
right around, you don't talk to
assholes, you don't do any of that.

1604
01:45:12.199 --> 01:45:15.279
Um no, you don't have to
run and talk to someone physically it's

1605
01:45:15.279 --> 01:45:16.760
all. It can all be done
through the pause menu. Fuck yes,

1606
01:45:17.199 --> 01:45:20.359
but you do need to do a
lot of Like you can buy weapons,

1607
01:45:20.439 --> 01:45:26.840
you could sell stuff, blacksmithing.
Yeah, you recruit, you adopt animals

1608
01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:30.920
that then like are in your barnyard
that give you supplies for food and whatnot

1609
01:45:30.039 --> 01:45:36.600
and blacksmithing stuff. But you're also
going to the arena to train characters.

1610
01:45:36.640 --> 01:45:40.960
Say there's someone you're like, oh, I could really use a new support

1611
01:45:41.119 --> 01:45:45.279
healer character who can buff my her
allies, So you can go to the

1612
01:45:45.319 --> 01:45:49.000
arena and train her up there.
Because she's not you don't trust her on

1613
01:45:49.039 --> 01:45:53.680
the battlefield yet, so you could
train her up there. You also have

1614
01:45:54.159 --> 01:45:58.279
the whole story is about collecting twelve
rings which will help the good Dragon beat

1615
01:45:58.319 --> 01:46:01.800
the bad Dragon. That's about it, And each of those rings are called

1616
01:46:01.880 --> 01:46:05.439
emblem rings. Those are the ones
that are tied to characters from the series

1617
01:46:05.520 --> 01:46:14.520
passed like Lucina, Seleca, Roy
Marth and they all have specific skills that

1618
01:46:14.560 --> 01:46:18.680
they passed down to anybody who develops
a strong enough bond with them, and

1619
01:46:18.920 --> 01:46:21.680
you could just give them the ring
in a battle and anytime you use their

1620
01:46:21.720 --> 01:46:26.800
powers, you can get these like
transformation powers if you're wearing Marth's ring and

1621
01:46:26.960 --> 01:46:30.319
then you get this attack that like
hits someone seven times with a sword,

1622
01:46:30.960 --> 01:46:34.359
and then that lasts for three turns, and then there are pools around the

1623
01:46:34.520 --> 01:46:39.720
terrain that you can use to recharge
to transform again. But the way you

1624
01:46:39.840 --> 01:46:44.920
get most new skills in this game
is by increasing each character's bond with specific

1625
01:46:45.079 --> 01:46:50.880
fire emblem heroes passed and they passed
down specific skills. You're inheriting new abilities

1626
01:46:51.039 --> 01:46:57.560
from Marth, likeke Roy Lucina.
So at first that felt annoying because I'm

1627
01:46:57.560 --> 01:47:00.520
like, okay, well, three
Houses is pretty good about like as much

1628
01:47:00.600 --> 01:47:04.319
as some of the classroom stuff and
the relationship and the tea parties could get

1629
01:47:04.359 --> 01:47:09.760
overwrought, you still feel a connection
to Felix because you're there teaching him in

1630
01:47:09.760 --> 01:47:12.159
the classroom, like, oh,
I really want to get his sword to

1631
01:47:12.359 --> 01:47:15.760
level grade B so he can use
better swords and then rank up to the

1632
01:47:15.880 --> 01:47:19.720
sword master. This game, it
took me a while to realize how flexible

1633
01:47:19.760 --> 01:47:23.479
it is, but once you've figured
out, it's super flexible because you can

1634
01:47:23.600 --> 01:47:28.800
literally just go back to the HQ, go into the ring room, pay

1635
01:47:29.359 --> 01:47:32.720
There's this currency called bond fragments.
You just pay those. Say a character

1636
01:47:32.840 --> 01:47:38.720
that you don't really use is pretty
under leveled, pay to up his bond

1637
01:47:38.760 --> 01:47:43.000
with Selca to level ten. Suddenly, Now as long as you have the

1638
01:47:43.039 --> 01:47:47.359
currency, he can inherit all like
any skill that she had. So it's

1639
01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:54.439
actually pretty great way to utilize greenhorns
and recruits and rookies that you don't trust

1640
01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:58.159
on the battlefield because they would get
other people killed. So you can go

1641
01:47:58.239 --> 01:48:01.239
back to the HQ train them super
quickly, at least give them abilities,

1642
01:48:01.319 --> 01:48:05.640
not necessarily level them up, give
them abilities to help them survive, and

1643
01:48:05.760 --> 01:48:11.239
then actually rank them up so their
stats go up. It's pretty elegant system

1644
01:48:11.319 --> 01:48:17.000
once you figure it out. But
yeah, this game is just always pushing

1645
01:48:17.079 --> 01:48:20.199
you quickly, either if you're not
about to get into a new battle or

1646
01:48:20.279 --> 01:48:26.680
in a battle, it's like,
go prepare these you're twelve a team and

1647
01:48:26.720 --> 01:48:29.119
then your B squad. That sounds
really appealing to me, because like,

1648
01:48:29.399 --> 01:48:33.079
I really love Final Fantasy tactics and
Tactics advance, and I love like the

1649
01:48:33.239 --> 01:48:36.479
battles were amazing, but I also
love the in between because it was kind

1650
01:48:36.520 --> 01:48:40.560
of that prepping and like the job
system and all that and like, Okay,

1651
01:48:40.560 --> 01:48:42.800
I'm gonna give you this item in
this item and I'm gonna vel up

1652
01:48:42.800 --> 01:48:45.359
this thing and get you ready for
this deal. It's like that shit,

1653
01:48:45.479 --> 01:48:47.439
the in between battle stuff I love
as long as I feel like I'm doing

1654
01:48:47.520 --> 01:48:50.880
it in service of the gameplay.
It's three houses where I just felt like

1655
01:48:50.920 --> 01:48:54.279
it was a bunch of like ooh, this person needs to talk to this

1656
01:48:54.359 --> 01:48:57.279
person about or shit or have a
tea party or something like. That's the

1657
01:48:57.279 --> 01:49:00.760
stuff that drives me insane. Like
what you're describing it sounds way more like

1658
01:49:00.840 --> 01:49:03.159
what I want from Fire Emblem.
That stuff exists, but it's so brief

1659
01:49:03.960 --> 01:49:08.640
and on normal difficulty you really don't
need to interact with it. Like there's

1660
01:49:08.680 --> 01:49:12.680
a dining like a meal option that
increases the bond of people you eat,

1661
01:49:12.720 --> 01:49:15.720
and also you could take leftover food
into the next battle as like a healing

1662
01:49:15.800 --> 01:49:23.199
item. But excuse me. There
are some activities like fishing or wiver and

1663
01:49:23.279 --> 01:49:27.119
ride, which is like the Star
Fox mini game. A lot of that

1664
01:49:27.359 --> 01:49:31.119
is not super necessary. You can
also exercise before battles to get It's like

1665
01:49:31.600 --> 01:49:34.359
it's almost like Monster Hunter. There's
certain things you could do to get buffs

1666
01:49:34.399 --> 01:49:40.159
in the next battle. Sure,
but yeah, by and large you are.

1667
01:49:40.279 --> 01:49:45.920
You're unlocking new facilities at the HQ. But and then it's not like

1668
01:49:45.000 --> 01:49:48.640
you're necessarily unless you're playing on easy, you're not really going from story battle

1669
01:49:48.680 --> 01:49:54.920
to story battle between major battles previous
nodes on the world map. You're just

1670
01:49:55.000 --> 01:49:59.159
traveling in this circular continent. Previous
nodes on the world map will pop up

1671
01:49:59.199 --> 01:50:01.159
with skirmishes, which if you played
fire before you know this. They're just

1672
01:50:01.239 --> 01:50:08.159
like side ancillary missions you can go
to with certain levels in order to rank

1673
01:50:08.319 --> 01:50:12.560
up people you're not going to use
in the major battles, or there's paralogs

1674
01:50:12.560 --> 01:50:15.760
where you go to complete them to
recruit new people. But yeah, you're

1675
01:50:15.800 --> 01:50:23.359
recruiting people. There are I want
to say there are probably ten to twelve

1676
01:50:23.520 --> 01:50:26.920
characters who, aside from the battle
that I actually met them and recruited them

1677
01:50:26.960 --> 01:50:30.159
in, I didn't use. There
are a lot of characters which can be

1678
01:50:30.239 --> 01:50:32.319
overwhelming if you're coming off If three
Houses is the only Fireman being played,

1679
01:50:32.359 --> 01:50:35.960
that can be overwhelming, but it
very much if you're not using perma death

1680
01:50:36.399 --> 01:50:41.840
and there's no danger of losing someone
if they die in a battle. This

1681
01:50:42.039 --> 01:50:46.239
game really is more about finding those
like twelve to sixteen people you really want

1682
01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:51.640
to rank up and give new classes
and rely on. And so now I've

1683
01:50:51.680 --> 01:50:55.319
got a pretty good squad. And
then if you come into a map and

1684
01:50:55.359 --> 01:50:57.720
they have a lot of flying enemies, but like, okay, I'm going

1685
01:50:57.800 --> 01:51:00.399
to come with one sniper and two
horseback archers instead of my use little one

1686
01:51:00.520 --> 01:51:06.600
horseback archer. So the tactics are
incredible, and they're they're actually pretty basic

1687
01:51:06.680 --> 01:51:11.039
as far as certain tactics games go. But like the rock, paper,

1688
01:51:11.079 --> 01:51:16.399
scissor, axe beat, spear beats, soords back the terrain on the maps.

1689
01:51:16.439 --> 01:51:18.960
They do some pretty clever things there, like if you're fighting on the

1690
01:51:19.039 --> 01:51:26.119
coastline, high tide will come up
and characters lose most of their evasion stat

1691
01:51:26.239 --> 01:51:29.319
in water, and you also can't
move as far, so you can kind

1692
01:51:29.359 --> 01:51:31.640
of once you figure out how many
turns the tide takes to recede, you

1693
01:51:31.680 --> 01:51:34.640
can kind of use that against you, like retreat back to high grounds so

1694
01:51:34.720 --> 01:51:40.399
the enemy has to come through water
on the next turn, or wait for

1695
01:51:40.520 --> 01:51:43.800
low tide and then just charge all
your cavalry at them to take them by

1696
01:51:43.840 --> 01:51:49.399
surprise, not surprise, but just
rush them. But yeah, I'm anytime

1697
01:51:49.560 --> 01:51:53.600
the script tries to characterize someone,
most time I'm like, oh my god,

1698
01:51:53.640 --> 01:51:58.800
shut up, this is it's bad. But I've I already have like

1699
01:51:58.920 --> 01:52:01.359
that x Com experience where you get
really attached to that one sniper in that

1700
01:52:01.399 --> 01:52:04.479
one medic. I have that with
like eight people in this game, because

1701
01:52:04.600 --> 01:52:12.760
they come through in these like eleven
hour moments or man Jean has really sucked

1702
01:52:12.880 --> 01:52:16.520
most of my campaign, but I
need another medic because one healer is not

1703
01:52:16.760 --> 01:52:19.520
Sometimes two healers isn't even enough.
When I'm fighting enough enemies, I need

1704
01:52:19.560 --> 01:52:23.439
a third person. He needs to
step up. And finally he ranks up

1705
01:52:23.520 --> 01:52:26.760
enough and I've been training him at
the HQ between missions. He becomes a

1706
01:52:26.840 --> 01:52:31.720
high priest who can basically use sorcery
of offensive magic and heal, and now

1707
01:52:31.800 --> 01:52:35.279
he's like one of my most reliable
characters. Even though like I just was

1708
01:52:35.359 --> 01:52:39.840
like, sort of sounds cheesy,
but I was like, just I'm pulling

1709
01:52:39.920 --> 01:52:43.159
for him. I'm rooting for him, even though he's technically not great.

1710
01:52:43.840 --> 01:52:46.119
Now all of a sudden, he's
just like eliminating people left and right.

1711
01:52:46.800 --> 01:52:50.199
The emergent narrative stuff is my favorite
with those type of games, like you

1712
01:52:50.239 --> 01:52:54.680
know, like especially like x Comy
Bring Up, I name everyone an next

1713
01:52:54.680 --> 01:52:58.159
come off of like friends and celebrities
and whatever the fuck, and like that

1714
01:52:58.359 --> 01:53:00.199
is so fun where it's just like, Okay, this some random sniper I

1715
01:53:00.319 --> 01:53:03.239
recruited, and Okay, I named
him Kayla, and I made him look

1716
01:53:03.279 --> 01:53:04.960
like, you know, my sister
Kayla, and it's just like, Okay,

1717
01:53:05.000 --> 01:53:08.600
so that's Kayla. She's she's my
best sniper and I'm gonna protect her

1718
01:53:08.640 --> 01:53:11.159
and everything. And she's leveled up
a ton because I'm protecting her like that

1719
01:53:11.319 --> 01:53:15.159
emergence. It's not because there is
this written thing and this is the narrative

1720
01:53:15.239 --> 01:53:16.960
of like you know, the fire
emblem lore or anything. It's because,

1721
01:53:17.039 --> 01:53:19.800
no, she's the fucking best sniper
I have, and like there's this built

1722
01:53:19.840 --> 01:53:23.319
up lore and you named him after
someone, you know. Like that's the

1723
01:53:23.399 --> 01:53:26.560
type of shit I love in those
games. I've never once given a shit

1724
01:53:26.600 --> 01:53:30.520
about the like the written narrative of
like here's who Krama is or whatever.

1725
01:53:30.000 --> 01:53:34.359
And I really like Three Houses.
I think the way that they actually I

1726
01:53:34.479 --> 01:53:41.000
think they gave you a solid dozen
characters that you're teaching and shaping and over

1727
01:53:41.119 --> 01:53:44.840
a long term, a calendar month
before the next battle. Like Persona,

1728
01:53:45.359 --> 01:53:48.560
you are working them each toward a
specific class that you want. I think

1729
01:53:48.600 --> 01:53:54.319
that worked really well. But this
game is more a traditional fire emblem or

1730
01:53:54.520 --> 01:53:57.880
more like Fates in a lot of
ways, where you're getting a bunch of

1731
01:53:57.920 --> 01:54:01.960
people. I would actually say on
normal you can it's almost like you're getting

1732
01:54:02.000 --> 01:54:04.439
too many, and some of them
are repeating. Like there's some people that

1733
01:54:04.520 --> 01:54:08.000
were really cool at first, but
then I got someone way better, Like

1734
01:54:08.319 --> 01:54:11.479
I got this guy Diamont, and
I imagine a lot of people will use

1735
01:54:11.600 --> 01:54:14.840
him because he's a major character.
He's really good at first, he's pretty

1736
01:54:14.840 --> 01:54:16.920
good offensively. I stop using him
as soon as I got another character named

1737
01:54:16.920 --> 01:54:20.439
gold Mary, who's just this weapons
specialist can use basically anything, so the

1738
01:54:20.560 --> 01:54:25.159
rock paper scissor thing, if you
rank her up in a certain way,

1739
01:54:26.199 --> 01:54:29.199
is never a problem as long like
she can go up against most weapon types.

1740
01:54:30.199 --> 01:54:34.159
There's still some annoyances in this game. It can get repetitive too.

1741
01:54:34.960 --> 01:54:39.920
If you're playing on hard, you're
going to be needing to do a lot

1742
01:54:39.960 --> 01:54:45.760
of the skirmishes to rank people up, and those battles you're literally replaying battlefields

1743
01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:48.720
you've already done sometimes like four or
five times. I would say like the

1744
01:54:48.800 --> 01:54:51.840
fact that you're bringing in new characters
to the squad to rank up will keep

1745
01:54:51.920 --> 01:54:57.720
things somewhat fresh. But also if
you're playing on hard and fire emblem,

1746
01:54:57.760 --> 01:55:00.560
I think you know what you're getting
in for. Where as normal, you

1747
01:55:00.640 --> 01:55:04.760
don't necessarily need to do all of
those repetitive missions. But it can definitely

1748
01:55:04.800 --> 01:55:08.279
get a bit repetitive. But three
Houses could as well, so like,

1749
01:55:08.640 --> 01:55:11.239
I don't think that's new for a
tactical genre. Any strategy game, the

1750
01:55:11.359 --> 01:55:15.960
middle hours can be pretty repetitive.
This game doesn't do much to alleviate that.

1751
01:55:15.159 --> 01:55:18.960
But if you're just like going from
story mission to story mission, doing

1752
01:55:19.000 --> 01:55:25.640
the paralogue missions to recruit new people
or increase your bond with those heroes,

1753
01:55:26.520 --> 01:55:29.399
and doing skirmishes every once in a
while, I think it's pretty well paced.

1754
01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:33.600
The fights are awesome. It's pretty
regularly in the story mission switching things

1755
01:55:33.720 --> 01:55:36.359
up, like if we take the
high ground at that castle, we can

1756
01:55:36.399 --> 01:55:42.199
get that ballista and just wreck people. I like it quite a bit.

1757
01:55:42.720 --> 01:55:45.319
I don't know that it's I still
think my favorite Firewoman is Awakening three d

1758
01:55:45.680 --> 01:55:49.079
Ye. Yeah, it's great because
emergent stuff that was that was great that

1759
01:55:49.159 --> 01:55:53.960
the whole time baby stuff was brilliant. Yeah. I like the GBA ones

1760
01:55:53.960 --> 01:55:56.399
a lot, but Awakening is definitely
the one I was like obsessed with.

1761
01:55:57.199 --> 01:56:00.000
Yeah, and I love Three Houses
that that might be My second favorite engage

1762
01:56:00.000 --> 01:56:02.920
age is just it's it's real dumb
in a lot of good way. Like

1763
01:56:03.000 --> 01:56:10.359
there's sometimes like I would actually say, it's really fucking funny most of the

1764
01:56:10.439 --> 01:56:15.560
time, but it's in that cringey
territory sometimes that's like not quite camp enough

1765
01:56:15.720 --> 01:56:18.520
to be camp. I think I
mentioned this last time, but some of

1766
01:56:18.560 --> 01:56:23.680
the characters are really say really funny
shit. Like one character will be like,

1767
01:56:24.039 --> 01:56:27.720
I'm gonna say this politely, please
die, and then she'll kill somebody

1768
01:56:27.760 --> 01:56:30.760
and it's awesome. But like other
times, other times someone will be like

1769
01:56:31.560 --> 01:56:34.439
you were beautiful while you lasted,
and I'm like, all right, I

1770
01:56:34.479 --> 01:56:39.600
don't know what you're going for anymore. It's like a writer's room. No,

1771
01:56:39.800 --> 01:56:43.079
it's not like a writer's room.
It's like a writer's office where like

1772
01:56:43.399 --> 01:56:45.840
thirty writers are in separate cubicles writing. These characters have no idea what the

1773
01:56:45.880 --> 01:56:48.920
person next to them is working on, and then they submit these characters,

1774
01:56:48.960 --> 01:56:54.359
like put them in the game.
It's likes too almost Oh yeah, well

1775
01:56:54.520 --> 01:56:57.680
but you're selling them now. Yeah. No, I like this game a

1776
01:56:57.760 --> 01:57:00.720
lot. I think it'll be a
bit polarizing, or I thought it would

1777
01:57:00.720 --> 01:57:04.279
be polarizing, but the early impressions
actually all seem pretty positively. They're definitely

1778
01:57:04.319 --> 01:57:11.600
taking some mobile game inspiration in terms
of the pacing from Fire and Moment Heroes,

1779
01:57:11.720 --> 01:57:15.840
the mobile game they did, sorry
getting on the talent of a cough,

1780
01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:24.000
but not in any like nefarious way. Specifically, there are other rings

1781
01:57:24.039 --> 01:57:28.600
besides Emlin rings called bond rings.
And this is where I had to pass

1782
01:57:28.680 --> 01:57:30.920
back through the tutorial. Men needs
to figure something out. But basically you're

1783
01:57:30.960 --> 01:57:36.560
spending the same currency on bond rings
to make them. You can either buy

1784
01:57:36.600 --> 01:57:42.520
one ring at a time or you
can make ten. That's RNG because if

1785
01:57:42.560 --> 01:57:45.800
you get and those are all based
on minor characters in this series past,

1786
01:57:45.960 --> 01:57:50.199
like say there's a character named or
let's just take Chrom or someone say they're

1787
01:57:50.199 --> 01:57:56.439
a minor character, you can get
crom grade C ring. Once you get

1788
01:57:56.479 --> 01:57:59.119
three of those, you can combine
them into a grade B ring. Those

1789
01:57:59.159 --> 01:58:01.600
don't give you special abilities. Those
just up your stats. So when you

1790
01:58:01.920 --> 01:58:06.159
say you're grown in Battle with you
have eight emblem rings that you've collected in

1791
01:58:06.199 --> 01:58:11.039
the campaign and the story. There's
four people in your squad that you can't

1792
01:58:11.039 --> 01:58:14.680
give emblem rings. You give them
bond rings, which don't give them special

1793
01:58:14.720 --> 01:58:17.520
abilities, they just up certain stats. Like I would give my heavily armored

1794
01:58:17.600 --> 01:58:21.520
character Jade, she's got a giant
shield and a huge axe. I'd give

1795
01:58:21.560 --> 01:58:29.399
her the ring that ups her defense, resistance, defensive skills stats. Also,

1796
01:58:29.520 --> 01:58:31.439
you need to be wearing a bond
ring in order to gain the skill

1797
01:58:31.560 --> 01:58:39.880
points that you then spend to inherit
the actual emblem heroes skills. It's not

1798
01:58:40.079 --> 01:58:42.880
as I mean, at first it
seemed complicated, but once you figured out

1799
01:58:42.880 --> 01:58:45.560
it's it's just all part of that
rigamarole. Like cull to the land.

1800
01:58:45.640 --> 01:58:49.239
You go back, you bless everybody, you maybe sacrifice someone, you start

1801
01:58:49.279 --> 01:58:51.640
a new right, you build a
few things, you clean up all the

1802
01:58:51.680 --> 01:58:56.159
poop. It's like a routine.
Then you go back into a dungeon crawl.

1803
01:58:56.600 --> 01:59:00.760
That's more. That's kind of what
fires are. Fire emblem is you're

1804
01:59:00.039 --> 01:59:02.279
you're going back and you've got this
routine, like, okay, who do

1805
01:59:02.359 --> 01:59:06.720
I need to rank up. Okay, that clan. This mage, he's

1806
01:59:06.760 --> 01:59:11.520
a he's a Now he's on horseback, he's this arch mage. He could

1807
01:59:11.560 --> 01:59:14.960
really use some good swordability, so
I can give him some sword skills.

1808
01:59:15.039 --> 01:59:16.439
I'm going to pair him up with
Marth for the next battle, and I'm

1809
01:59:16.479 --> 01:59:20.279
going to train him with Marth and
so he can inherit those skills. So

1810
01:59:21.279 --> 01:59:28.079
it really does just become the game
is just all tactics. The story,

1811
01:59:28.199 --> 01:59:32.359
the cut scenes get out of the
way quickly. You can skip through most

1812
01:59:32.439 --> 01:59:35.399
of them. You really are not
missing anything groundbreaking. In fact, you're

1813
01:59:35.399 --> 01:59:43.199
missing an actively bad story. Perfect
you. It's it's great. That sounds

1814
01:59:43.239 --> 01:59:45.239
all beautiful. Yeah, yeah,
I wanted to be bad. I want

1815
01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:48.199
to not be missing anything. I
just want to play my fun combat game

1816
01:59:48.640 --> 01:59:53.239
in the louver of bad video game
stories that you can skip. This is

1817
01:59:53.279 --> 01:59:58.199
the Mona Lisa speak my language.
Yeah, it's right there. Um,

1818
02:00:00.000 --> 02:00:02.840
I won't look at her. It's
fine. It's just it's a lady.

1819
02:00:04.159 --> 02:00:08.840
There's actually I would actually kind of
smiling, but kind of not like that's

1820
02:00:08.920 --> 02:00:12.960
what's cool about it. It's the
kind of a lady. I don't know.

1821
02:00:13.960 --> 02:00:18.399
Seeing lots of pictures of ladies paintings
the ladies kind of smiling. He

1822
02:00:18.560 --> 02:00:24.760
invented a brush stroke that looks like
it's not a brush stroke. Yeah,

1823
02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:27.439
but I mean like, look I
could kind of smile, you know,

1824
02:00:27.560 --> 02:00:30.640
like that's you know, it's not
fucking don't need to put it up in

1825
02:00:30.680 --> 02:00:34.359
a museum. Can you paint it? No? Do an ai thing?

1826
02:00:34.520 --> 02:00:38.920
Hey, I can do that now. It's wonderful world, you know.

1827
02:00:41.479 --> 02:00:49.399
Oh you have guas records, yes, an art um. Fireman Waking is

1828
02:00:49.439 --> 02:00:51.920
my favorite one still. I like
Three Houses a lot. I've played all

1829
02:00:51.960 --> 02:00:57.199
four storylines, so I fell off
before the time jump in Three Houses.

1830
02:00:57.600 --> 02:01:00.159
Oh okay, I like Three Houses, but there's this two much fucking tea

1831
02:01:00.199 --> 02:01:03.159
party ship in between. Yeah.
I like that game quite a bit.

1832
02:01:04.600 --> 02:01:09.079
Fates, I've played all three of
those and I've tried to finish them.

1833
02:01:09.119 --> 02:01:11.680
I just can't. Something about the
pacing gets off the characters. There's a

1834
02:01:11.720 --> 02:01:14.439
lot of useless characters that you can't
really rank up all that well. The

1835
02:01:14.640 --> 02:01:20.039
HQ stuff is annoying. I would
actually say Firebroom Engage is what I wanted

1836
02:01:20.119 --> 02:01:25.800
Fates to be. Okay, and
I like this game quite a bit.

1837
02:01:26.439 --> 02:01:30.399
I am very excited about that.
Yeah, Three Houses. If you came

1838
02:01:30.439 --> 02:01:33.279
into series for three House and you're
writting more of it, you're not going

1839
02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:38.880
to really find much of that here. Some of it definitely a very different

1840
02:01:38.960 --> 02:01:42.880
game play loop three Houses, the
one where people were mad about fucking face

1841
02:01:42.920 --> 02:01:46.880
touching or something. I don't know. I think there were a whole hubub

1842
02:01:46.920 --> 02:01:50.920
about the face touching or something.
I have no idea. I don't really

1843
02:01:51.000 --> 02:01:57.159
understand that at all. Remember very
deep. Yeah, but that's engage.

1844
02:01:58.560 --> 02:02:04.199
The last thing I've played, just
limitedly was Lost in Play, which is

1845
02:02:04.279 --> 02:02:10.920
a point and click adventure that's very
cute and I think was completely overlooked last

1846
02:02:11.000 --> 02:02:15.399
year. I think it came out
last year and people didn't notice it,

1847
02:02:15.479 --> 02:02:18.920
and I saw it on Steam and
I thought I'd give it the old whirl.

1848
02:02:19.319 --> 02:02:25.760
And it's fucking great. It's gorgeous. I would like more people who

1849
02:02:25.840 --> 02:02:30.319
like point and clicks to play this. It's a couple of kids, very

1850
02:02:30.439 --> 02:02:35.840
puzzly. It's a bunch of thinkums. You are in environments, sometimes their

1851
02:02:35.920 --> 02:02:40.720
dreams, which I think is better
because then it can toy with reality.

1852
02:02:42.760 --> 02:02:48.399
Sometimes it's not, and you are
solving puzzles in the area, collecting items,

1853
02:02:48.439 --> 02:02:54.079
which help you progress your space in
that area. It's very whimsical,

1854
02:02:54.359 --> 02:03:00.800
it's very cheeky, it's super thoughtful. The animals are very cute. Everything's

1855
02:03:00.840 --> 02:03:04.399
just it's just lovely. It's a
delight. It's like a total You do

1856
02:03:04.479 --> 02:03:08.520
have to think. I was surprised
a couple of times by like the way

1857
02:03:08.520 --> 02:03:13.319
I was supposed to solve something.
It looks like a cartoon that you would

1858
02:03:13.319 --> 02:03:16.680
want to watch on cartoon Network.
It looks like the story is adorable.

1859
02:03:17.119 --> 02:03:21.600
It's gotten. Looking at pictures audio, it's lovely. Looks like the adventures

1860
02:03:21.640 --> 02:03:27.600
of Drew Scanlon and Patrick Clepick from
the pictures. I'm looking at Scanlon and

1861
02:03:27.800 --> 02:03:34.119
Cratch a clippick subtitle. Yeah,
they didn't get the licenses. But it's

1862
02:03:34.279 --> 02:03:41.479
super cute. It's just it is
just a delight to play. He's like

1863
02:03:41.560 --> 02:03:50.640
a kid class good old clippic.
I think I think it's a very I'm

1864
02:03:50.720 --> 02:03:53.880
still I'm not that far in it. I'm like a couple of hours in,

1865
02:03:54.039 --> 02:03:56.760
but I've just loved it. I've
loved it so far. I think

1866
02:03:56.800 --> 02:04:00.520
it's just absolutely sweet. Um,
I'm a little busted that I didn't notice

1867
02:04:00.560 --> 02:04:03.680
it last year. I think it
would have been up there on my list.

1868
02:04:04.520 --> 02:04:08.319
People should give this a whirl.
This is so cute. It's called

1869
02:04:08.399 --> 02:04:12.399
lost in Play. You got a
cute look to it. It's so cute.

1870
02:04:12.680 --> 02:04:15.720
The puzzles are great. You have
to like this style of game though,

1871
02:04:15.800 --> 02:04:18.039
right. It's a very classic point
and click adventure. You walk around,

1872
02:04:18.079 --> 02:04:21.600
you pick suit up. You know, you have to find the scissors

1873
02:04:21.680 --> 02:04:25.640
that you can cut, the strings
that you can get, the can openers

1874
02:04:25.680 --> 02:04:27.840
so you can open the cans.
You can get the tunas, you can

1875
02:04:27.920 --> 02:04:30.399
get the cats that you can get, the ball of string blade. Blah

1876
02:04:30.399 --> 02:04:35.239
blah blah. It's very cute,
nice, cool. Do you guys want

1877
02:04:35.239 --> 02:04:40.159
to do amials? I'm sorry to
say that again. Do you want to

1878
02:04:40.199 --> 02:04:42.680
do emails? Oh? Yes,
yes, yes, we can do that,

1879
02:04:43.359 --> 02:04:45.760
okay, as usual. You can
write into Firescape Past at gmail dot

1880
02:04:45.880 --> 02:04:50.199
com if you want to send us
questions, comments, concerns, corrections.

1881
02:04:50.319 --> 02:04:56.880
I never read good vibes, some
thank yous, just some respect. Basically,

1882
02:04:57.039 --> 02:04:59.560
that would be nice. Fire Escape
Past at gmail dot com. We're

1883
02:04:59.560 --> 02:05:01.399
looking for uh quizzes as well.
We got another one, but I think

1884
02:05:01.399 --> 02:05:05.239
we're gonna we're gonna hold off on
that until next episode. So as not

1885
02:05:05.359 --> 02:05:15.720
to winningly. What was the last
one quotes the firescape quotes. I think

1886
02:05:15.960 --> 02:05:20.560
loser didn't win it. You didn't
win it. There's no way to know,

1887
02:05:20.640 --> 02:05:26.680
but anywhere Guinness world record for losing
as many. That's not true.

1888
02:05:28.279 --> 02:05:33.239
Show me, show me the link
winner, biggest loser. They don't do

1889
02:05:33.359 --> 02:05:36.560
dad, they're a positive a company
or no? Mary? Do you want

1890
02:05:36.560 --> 02:05:42.880
to read this first one from Mike
sure for the record? I bet you

1891
02:05:42.960 --> 02:05:49.239
there's all sorts of really depressing Guinness. Yes, most pukes in a in

1892
02:05:49.319 --> 02:05:54.119
a twenty four hour period. Most
you're around to say most pubes? Me

1893
02:05:54.239 --> 02:05:58.760
too, I got that covered.
Most pubes would be a pretty depressing record.

1894
02:05:58.800 --> 02:06:00.159
I think it's up to hear.
I think he has most pubes,

1895
02:06:00.960 --> 02:06:08.199
mind goat, like the top of
my patch, Mike Marty the most pubes.

1896
02:06:08.439 --> 02:06:13.119
He's basically all pube. I'm just
current current human history or is this

1897
02:06:13.239 --> 02:06:18.000
forever forever? I bet there were
some like historic puby dudes. What's his

1898
02:06:18.119 --> 02:06:25.039
name? Calvin Coolidge had quite a
bush. Prince have like known big pube

1899
02:06:25.079 --> 02:06:29.720
Bush. I don't know. Most
presidents probably dead. Which president had the

1900
02:06:29.840 --> 02:06:38.279
least pubes? George Bush? H
w U Yes, and then w he

1901
02:06:38.479 --> 02:06:43.920
was shorn just short. Ye he
lays every day mancat turtle shell down there.

1902
02:06:45.600 --> 02:06:47.239
It was a big thing for him. Barb Barbara had demanded it.

1903
02:06:48.600 --> 02:06:53.039
It wasn't he was born that way. He was like trying to fly in

1904
02:06:53.239 --> 02:06:56.560
Pete Can Girl pubes. George J. Bush, He's dead. It was

1905
02:06:56.640 --> 02:07:02.199
like sticking them to funny stick glued, just sailing them from about my pubes,

1906
02:07:02.279 --> 02:07:06.680
guys. Yes, k Cheney had
to lend him pubes. Here are

1907
02:07:06.720 --> 02:07:11.680
some pubs. Are here some pubs
also. Here are the nuclear codes.

1908
02:07:11.760 --> 02:07:17.840
Here's my pubes. You can have
my pube. You can tell them anyway,

1909
02:07:18.880 --> 02:07:27.359
Yo yo sweet hello yo, Well
sorry, I have some process words

1910
02:07:27.359 --> 02:07:32.159
before I read them. Hello,
use light casting spoilers. But Hedeo Kojima

1911
02:07:32.199 --> 02:07:41.199
appears briefly in Copenhagen Cowboy, the
second such cameo of his in a is

1912
02:07:41.239 --> 02:07:49.039
that refin Project Yeah yeah. I'm
not sure if you've watched much magically real

1913
02:07:49.399 --> 02:07:54.800
Nordic noir, so I can't recommend
it per se. But it did lead

1914
02:07:54.880 --> 02:07:59.960
me to the question, what is
the weirdest thing you have ever watch,

1915
02:08:00.000 --> 02:08:05.600
watch, played, or read?
Because it had a tangential relation to something

1916
02:08:05.680 --> 02:08:11.439
else you liked even just like listening
to an album of weird songs because you

1917
02:08:11.600 --> 02:08:18.039
liked one single, Love the show
Cosby war Stalin, etc. Mike from

1918
02:08:18.199 --> 02:08:24.960
Loveland, who does it? Mike
gets us, He brings up Kajima in

1919
02:08:24.960 --> 02:08:26.920
the beginning, and that's where my
head went immediately with this question, because

1920
02:08:28.319 --> 02:08:33.039
Kajima was in So around time Twin
Snakes came out. I think Kitamura was

1921
02:08:33.119 --> 02:08:37.039
the director of U. Hey Kidamura
I think was his name, was the

1922
02:08:37.119 --> 02:08:41.560
director of Twin Snakes, and Kajima
was a fan of his. He did

1923
02:08:41.600 --> 02:08:46.039
a bunch of movies and one of
them was like the super low budget horror

1924
02:08:46.199 --> 02:08:50.039
action movies set in the woods.
It was called Verses. And I remember

1925
02:08:50.079 --> 02:08:52.279
buying this movie specifically because I heard
Kajima was a big fan of it,

1926
02:08:52.920 --> 02:08:56.680
and he's in it briefly. So
the director of Twin Snakes made this movie

1927
02:08:56.760 --> 02:09:01.359
put Kajima in it, and it's
just like every scene looks like it was

1928
02:09:01.359 --> 02:09:05.279
shot in the same day in some
Japanese woods, and uh, it's super

1929
02:09:05.399 --> 02:09:09.079
wacky, over the top or whatever. It else seems really low budget,

1930
02:09:09.119 --> 02:09:11.359
and Kajima's in it for like twenty
seconds or something like that. I remember

1931
02:09:11.439 --> 02:09:16.880
buying that and making people watched in
the dorms in college because Kadima and the

1932
02:09:16.920 --> 02:09:20.119
Twins things guy were involved. I
watched a bunch of movies because like Nicholas

1933
02:09:20.239 --> 02:09:24.319
Cage was in them. That was
the only reason. That's a solid reason.

1934
02:09:24.880 --> 02:09:28.760
Yeah no, yeah, but like
that's I wouldn't have watched like knowing

1935
02:09:30.239 --> 02:09:33.960
if it wasn't sure Nicholas Cage,
yeah, or next well, even something

1936
02:09:35.079 --> 02:09:37.039
good like like Mandy. Do you
think like if Mandy was a bunch of

1937
02:09:37.159 --> 02:09:39.359
like no names in there, would
you have watched it? I wouldn't have

1938
02:09:39.399 --> 02:09:43.720
watched Color out of Space, right, and those are both good movies or

1939
02:09:43.920 --> 02:09:46.960
big Like if if Pig was just
an art house movie starring some guy you've

1940
02:09:46.039 --> 02:09:48.039
never heard of, I don't know
if I would have watched it. But

1941
02:09:48.960 --> 02:09:54.119
seller he sells films, like his
name makes people come out of the woodwork,

1942
02:09:54.279 --> 02:10:00.560
and he's a draw absolutely and for
good reason. He's got a history,

1943
02:10:00.640 --> 02:10:03.840
like he does interesting stuff. He
does do interesting stuff. It's not

1944
02:10:03.880 --> 02:10:09.880
just because he's interesting, it's because
he takes interesting films. Yes, some

1945
02:10:09.039 --> 02:10:13.760
are bad, but like also like
his enthusiasm for weird shit shines through,

1946
02:10:15.039 --> 02:10:18.880
so like you know, he's never
going to be born at least. Yeah,

1947
02:10:20.079 --> 02:10:24.279
Jake's Nicholas Cage impression. It's pretty
good. Wasn't the Bag of Shark

1948
02:10:24.399 --> 02:10:33.359
or something. It's Jake stab he
does you had to get him on un

1949
02:10:33.239 --> 02:10:39.159
I got very much into the jazz
kind of hip hop fusion band. That's

1950
02:10:39.159 --> 02:10:41.680
a terrible way to describe it.
But Bad, Bad, Not Good because

1951
02:10:43.720 --> 02:10:48.079
two reasons. Uh. They had
a song in the credits for the end

1952
02:10:48.159 --> 02:10:54.880
of Barry season one, and then
I discovered it was like that singer sounds

1953
02:10:54.880 --> 02:11:00.159
familiar. They partnered up with the
singer Samuel Harring from Future Island, one

1954
02:11:00.159 --> 02:11:01.960
of my favorite bands. So I
got super into Bad, Bad, Not

1955
02:11:03.079 --> 02:11:07.880
Good because they had him as a
guest and it was in Barry. So

1956
02:11:07.000 --> 02:11:11.800
that that's how I came across that. It's interesting when like an end credits

1957
02:11:11.840 --> 02:11:13.680
thing or something like you just hear
something for a second, You're like,

1958
02:11:13.720 --> 02:11:15.560
wait, what is this, and
then you want to dive deeper, like

1959
02:11:15.600 --> 02:11:18.920
I had that with like Silicon Valley
ended once and a two Short song came

1960
02:11:20.000 --> 02:11:22.039
up. It was like you came
to party and like I knew of two

1961
02:11:22.079 --> 02:11:24.640
Short and I have friends that were
into everything, but like that got me

1962
02:11:24.720 --> 02:11:28.159
to like kind of dive in a
little bit and listen to more old two

1963
02:11:28.199 --> 02:11:35.560
short records. Yeah, yeah,
records, elbows, Yeah, Alban's I

1964
02:11:35.680 --> 02:11:39.520
love the idea that you can just
like, um that this is a good

1965
02:11:39.600 --> 02:11:43.680
question as well, which is like, what what like obscure thing should you

1966
02:11:43.840 --> 02:11:48.840
not like but you do because you're
like it has a really good track?

1967
02:11:48.479 --> 02:11:52.920
Or what was the gateway thing?
Yeah? Yeah, that's my gateway.

1968
02:11:52.920 --> 02:11:54.880
It's a bad, bad, not
good. All right, well, thank

1969
02:11:54.920 --> 02:11:58.640
you Mike from Loveland. All right, Dan, you want to read this

1970
02:11:58.680 --> 02:12:03.600
one from Matt Sure. My brother
is currently crash. You're on the couch

1971
02:12:03.640 --> 02:12:07.079
in my one bedroom LA apartment and
we have a courtesy question for you all,

1972
02:12:07.439 --> 02:12:11.319
which do you consider to be more
inconsiderate after the middle of the night

1973
02:12:11.439 --> 02:12:15.359
bathroom break. Do you flush and
possibly wake the other or let your waist

1974
02:12:15.720 --> 02:12:20.880
molder overnight for them to possibly encounter
in the am? Does your answer change

1975
02:12:20.880 --> 02:12:22.239
between number one and number two?
Thank you for your input, Mike from

1976
02:12:22.359 --> 02:12:26.119
La. The mat from La.
Yeah, very strongly believe this is a

1977
02:12:26.199 --> 02:12:31.640
spicy question, and I think it's
going to be contentious because I have a

1978
02:12:31.720 --> 02:12:39.199
surprising answer. Do you not flush? I would say that I if anyone

1979
02:12:39.279 --> 02:12:45.239
has grown up in a home where
water was limited yellow, let it mellow

1980
02:12:45.880 --> 02:12:50.520
was a phrase. Yeah, and
I think that as an adult in a

1981
02:12:50.640 --> 02:12:58.359
house that is mine with water that
is plentiful, I have been corrected that

1982
02:12:58.479 --> 02:13:03.119
I am not supposed to do that
anyway. Yeah, I'm with the old

1983
02:13:03.239 --> 02:13:05.600
Mary where it's like let it mellow, like that's a bonk. Is is

1984
02:13:05.680 --> 02:13:11.840
very much like, hey, if
you But here's what So I hate it

1985
02:13:11.920 --> 02:13:16.279
because when I go home to my
dad's and again, the toilet scenario is

1986
02:13:16.319 --> 02:13:22.079
a whole ordeal there and anytime,
like I sleep on the couch and the

1987
02:13:22.359 --> 02:13:28.159
bottom floor and to flush the toilet
on the bottom floor is a Rube Goldberg

1988
02:13:28.239 --> 02:13:33.520
device of like doing just a billion
type of things, and I certainly don't

1989
02:13:33.560 --> 02:13:35.760
want to do that. Every time
I pee a lot. I pe a

1990
02:13:35.800 --> 02:13:39.960
lot. So he's weirdly specific about
like if I don't flush when I pee,

1991
02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:43.319
he is, oh, how could
you not do that? But also

1992
02:13:43.439 --> 02:13:50.119
his toilet doesn't work, So I
feel like that as much as I want

1993
02:13:50.159 --> 02:13:52.800
to. And then before it went
it's my last pee of the night.

1994
02:13:52.159 --> 02:13:56.479
Then I'll go through the whole fucking
rigamarole of flushing your toilet. Um,

1995
02:13:58.119 --> 02:14:00.079
but he's like, oh, it's
still grossed if you just pee, you

1996
02:14:00.199 --> 02:14:03.359
let it sit there, fix your
toilet. Well. So for the question,

1997
02:14:03.439 --> 02:14:07.960
though, I think it's like in
both situations, the person is trying

1998
02:14:07.000 --> 02:14:09.560
to be polite. Yeah, I
think it's the noise of the flush.

1999
02:14:09.560 --> 02:14:13.079
They don't want to wake something up. So we've had in the year we've

2000
02:14:13.119 --> 02:14:15.920
lived in this apartment, we're coming
up on a year. In like a

2001
02:14:16.000 --> 02:14:24.079
couple of weeks, I think we've
had maybe close to twenty different people stay

2002
02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:28.479
here at some point, and different
people do that. And our bedroom is

2003
02:14:28.560 --> 02:14:31.600
kind of across the hallway from the
bathroom. Yeah, so like we've had

2004
02:14:31.680 --> 02:14:35.479
different parents that don't flush at night, and I think it's because they don't

2005
02:14:35.520 --> 02:14:39.159
want to wake us up. But
I a Amanda's a heavy sleeper and be

2006
02:14:39.399 --> 02:14:43.640
in every situation I want them to
flush. I think I don't know which

2007
02:14:43.680 --> 02:14:46.920
of my parents does it. It's
one of my parents, and I think

2008
02:14:46.000 --> 02:14:50.239
one of Amanda's. As a guest
in someone else's house, yes, i'd

2009
02:14:50.279 --> 02:14:56.800
be flushing, and but they're still
doing it because I would be like,

2010
02:14:58.359 --> 02:15:01.359
eh, yeah, it's a little
pe it's fine. And I have been

2011
02:15:01.439 --> 02:15:07.880
told that I can't do that no
more. Yeah, side flushing at someone

2012
02:15:07.920 --> 02:15:09.079
else's place. So, Mike,
I've crashed your place a million times,

2013
02:15:09.079 --> 02:15:11.640
I've paid your toilet at million times, and I've flushed every single time.

2014
02:15:11.720 --> 02:15:16.079
Yeah, thank you. When I
am here, we've got numerous bathrooms,

2015
02:15:16.279 --> 02:15:20.039
and so when I go to the
bathroom in mine, which I don't think

2016
02:15:20.079 --> 02:15:24.239
Bianca has ever used my toilet once
in the two plus years we lived here

2017
02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:28.800
or whatever. Wow, So I
will be and not flush here. That's

2018
02:15:28.880 --> 02:15:31.439
fine. But I think if like
when of you were crashing here, I

2019
02:15:31.479 --> 02:15:35.479
probably would have flushed. But if
it's just bonk, like I know,

2020
02:15:35.720 --> 02:15:39.760
like she's she's okay with the like
a let it sit or whatever, So

2021
02:15:39.600 --> 02:15:43.039
I think it's it's situational. But
if I'm at someone else's place, I

2022
02:15:43.159 --> 02:15:46.880
will flush every time, unless it's
like a weird dad situation. But here,

2023
02:15:46.960 --> 02:15:50.640
I'll be in my toilet and not
flush all the time. If I

2024
02:15:50.760 --> 02:15:54.319
shit, yeah, flushing that down. I'm not hanging around for the question.

2025
02:15:54.800 --> 02:15:56.319
I will always flush in someone else's
place. I don't, Yes,

2026
02:15:56.680 --> 02:16:00.720
I don't. If it wakes them
up, that sucks, but like they

2027
02:16:00.760 --> 02:16:03.439
can go right back to sleep,
hopefully, and then they won't find my

2028
02:16:03.560 --> 02:16:07.119
pa in the morning. But even
if you find Pa, it's not that

2029
02:16:07.319 --> 02:16:11.920
bad. Like if you find turds, that'll mess up. I would love

2030
02:16:11.960 --> 02:16:16.600
to just IDs. That would be
like I need to talk to someone,

2031
02:16:16.840 --> 02:16:18.359
and your mom is like, I
didn't want to wake you, sweetie.

2032
02:16:18.920 --> 02:16:22.920
These are just you know, night
turds. Don't worry about it, go

2033
02:16:22.039 --> 02:16:26.479
back to any context. Turds is
bad news if it's nice, and even

2034
02:16:26.520 --> 02:16:28.960
if it's yours, it's not like
welcome. It's just the thing you deal

2035
02:16:30.000 --> 02:16:35.159
with. I think some point in
my life I left someone's house and I

2036
02:16:35.200 --> 02:16:37.559
can't remember if we were just hanging
out. I think I was young enough

2037
02:16:37.600 --> 02:16:41.959
where we weren't like drinking or anything. I think I just forgot to flush

2038
02:16:41.040 --> 02:16:46.600
poop and I, or at least
I went home, and it was murdering

2039
02:16:46.719 --> 02:16:50.520
me mentally trying to remember whether I
flushed or not. But I was like,

2040
02:16:50.559 --> 02:16:54.600
oh, I left a dukie in
their toilet. We had a cereal

2041
02:16:54.680 --> 02:17:00.799
pooper at California Trail Junior High in
the Nindies and late the hands is where

2042
02:17:01.200 --> 02:17:03.360
I don't think it ever got resolved, but there were like two years.

2043
02:17:03.840 --> 02:17:09.200
Is the tyrant of just like would
clearly like be sitting on the toilet until

2044
02:17:09.280 --> 02:17:13.680
the turd was ready to go,
and they would hover over the side and

2045
02:17:13.799 --> 02:17:18.399
just shit on the ground like next
to the toilet and then wipe or whatever.

2046
02:17:18.600 --> 02:17:22.840
So like, there were so many
times any fella went into the boy's

2047
02:17:22.920 --> 02:17:24.639
bathroom and it's just there's a turred
on the floor, and I don't think

2048
02:17:24.639 --> 02:17:31.280
it ever got No one ever got
caught someone in our locker room. So

2049
02:17:31.440 --> 02:17:37.840
we certain sports seasons would overlap,
so like we would be starting lacrosse season

2050
02:17:39.719 --> 02:17:43.319
and we'd still be sharing the locker
room with what would have been like the

2051
02:17:43.399 --> 02:17:48.000
basketball team if they were went far
enough into the playoffs and someone we we're

2052
02:17:48.040 --> 02:17:54.079
pretty sure someone on the basketball team
was taking like Coca Cola can size poops.

2053
02:17:54.680 --> 02:17:58.680
So we're like, who has this
big of a butthole that's squeezing these

2054
02:17:58.719 --> 02:18:03.559
ones out? Not even squeezing like, and it was like seven days in

2055
02:18:03.639 --> 02:18:05.879
a row one week, and we're
like, who is doing this? And

2056
02:18:07.040 --> 02:18:11.040
it became like a witch hunt of
big buttholes and we never found them.

2057
02:18:11.319 --> 02:18:15.840
I told you the game spot Pooper
Oh in the executive bathroom. No,

2058
02:18:16.159 --> 02:18:24.639
yeah, we're in the executive bathroom. Right comic Oh No Comic Con twenty

2059
02:18:24.920 --> 02:18:31.399
fifteen, sixteen, we had a
pooper left turret on the floor. Chris

2060
02:18:31.520 --> 02:18:35.680
Waters came out and said the bathroom
floor, bathroom floor, Okay, that's

2061
02:18:35.719 --> 02:18:37.559
fine, and he said, you
know, I don't want to be weird.

2062
02:18:37.760 --> 02:18:43.079
Pop. Somebody pooped on the floor
and we said, you know,

2063
02:18:43.239 --> 02:18:46.920
wasn't an accident, like did it
look like it was a mistake and he

2064
02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:54.559
said no, it was perfect coiled
rattlesnake, perfect on the floor, and

2065
02:18:54.120 --> 02:18:56.840
uh, you know, we discussed
it lightly and it came up a couple

2066
02:18:56.840 --> 02:19:05.120
of times as Joe and we never
found out who it was. Well.

2067
02:19:05.399 --> 02:19:11.959
Also, Pete Brown discovered in the
Executive Bathroom game spot the graveyard of dried

2068
02:19:11.000 --> 02:19:15.959
boogers on the wall next to the
toilet. I've seen vomit. I will,

2069
02:19:16.799 --> 02:19:20.680
I will vomit bogers like on a
toilet. Poop is worse than boogers.

2070
02:19:22.879 --> 02:19:26.360
There's something like really gross about that, Like the whole concept. There's

2071
02:19:26.399 --> 02:19:30.840
like a disgusting, vile human that
someone was doing it the same yeah,

2072
02:19:30.879 --> 02:19:33.319
every time they're pooping. It was
like it was hand level on the tiled

2073
02:19:33.360 --> 02:19:41.479
wall next to the toilet. Wick
poop is worse on something somewhere, so

2074
02:19:41.559 --> 02:19:46.920
apologies heard it. But I remember
two thousand and two Kansas University hashing Or

2075
02:19:46.959 --> 02:19:52.040
Hall, somebody laid the craziest poop
I've ever seen there, and it was

2076
02:19:52.280 --> 02:19:56.559
it was literally like we gathered around
like it was the thing where people are

2077
02:19:56.600 --> 02:19:58.520
like knocking on doors like come look
at this. And it was a full

2078
02:19:58.600 --> 02:20:01.760
on, like eager than like a
chote la burrito, like just one turns

2079
02:20:03.120 --> 02:20:05.159
like yeah, yeah, honestly,
yeah, get him on the horn.

2080
02:20:05.680 --> 02:20:09.600
Do you think he left it because
he knew it was impressive? It could

2081
02:20:09.600 --> 02:20:11.520
be. It could be because like, honestly, if I had laid that,

2082
02:20:11.600 --> 02:20:15.120
I'd be like, that's fucking sweet. Um, But it's kind of

2083
02:20:15.200 --> 02:20:18.399
this guy Adam came in and fucking
I don't remember you put a glove on

2084
02:20:18.600 --> 02:20:22.200
or what. But he brought in
a pringles can and he grabbed the turd

2085
02:20:22.520 --> 02:20:26.760
from the toilet with all of us
watching, put it in the pringles can

2086
02:20:26.840 --> 02:20:30.399
and shoved it in and they're like
filled the whole pringlescan this fucking turd.

2087
02:20:30.879 --> 02:20:35.239
And then there are two back in
the day, there were two elevators at

2088
02:20:35.280 --> 02:20:37.440
hashing Or Hall. He put him
in one of it just put a pringles

2089
02:20:37.479 --> 02:20:41.680
can lid off of it, filled
with turd, and it just rode the

2090
02:20:41.799 --> 02:20:46.399
elevator all day. People would like
walk in and be like fuck that,

2091
02:20:46.600 --> 02:20:48.479
and so like you would just see
it would just a thing. We were

2092
02:20:48.520 --> 02:20:52.159
sitting in the lobby and he would
see the door open and it would just

2093
02:20:52.239 --> 02:20:56.879
be this lonely turd filled pringlescan sitting
there with no one in it for the

2094
02:20:56.000 --> 02:21:00.760
whole fucking day. Just the the
most impressive turd I've ever seen him entire

2095
02:21:00.799 --> 02:21:05.600
life. That's horrific. I don't
like that. Who the same guy who

2096
02:21:05.600 --> 02:21:07.799
put it in the pringlescan and got
kicked out of the dorms because he was

2097
02:21:07.840 --> 02:21:11.840
on mushrooms once and he went down
in the middle of the night to the

2098
02:21:11.920 --> 02:21:16.159
front desk and he was just completely
naked and just laid face down on the

2099
02:21:16.239 --> 02:21:20.680
tile and spread his ass cheeks.
It was like just making weird noises,

2100
02:21:20.760 --> 02:21:22.879
spreading his ass cheeks, and they
just kicked him out of the dorms.

2101
02:21:24.680 --> 02:21:30.239
Wasn't the last, It wasn't the
first who cleaned up the pringles poop.

2102
02:21:31.159 --> 02:21:35.280
I don't think we know. I
think we just custodian who had to come

2103
02:21:35.280 --> 02:21:39.399
in and clean it up somebody.
It must have been on board some nighttime

2104
02:21:39.639 --> 02:21:43.360
ra or something. Yeah. God, all right, well, thanks Matt

2105
02:21:43.600 --> 02:21:48.200
for that. Appreciate it all right. To the fire Escape Cast crew.

2106
02:21:48.840 --> 02:21:52.239
Some years ago, Dan shared an
incredible trick on the Beast Cast for stopping

2107
02:21:52.319 --> 02:21:56.239
hiccups. We had to do this
on New Year's You try to say I'm

2108
02:21:56.239 --> 02:22:00.559
about to hiccup right before you do
so, and they just mage stop.

2109
02:22:00.879 --> 02:22:03.680
Ever since hearing that, I haven't
hiccupped more than twice in a row.

2110
02:22:03.520 --> 02:22:07.120
To the crew, what's the most
interesting, useful, or perhaps even life

2111
02:22:07.200 --> 02:22:11.319
changing trick or bit of advice you've
learned from someone you otherwise had no regard

2112
02:22:11.479 --> 02:22:16.719
or respect for it? Wow?
That extra bit, that's a turn.

2113
02:22:16.920 --> 02:22:20.000
Yeah, thanks for all the laughs
and gret congrats and having by far the

2114
02:22:20.040 --> 02:22:22.399
most fun game of the year.
Show. Sincerely, Walter writing from Japan.

2115
02:22:22.680 --> 02:22:28.559
I'm sure he's joking at the end
there. Um, Well, first

2116
02:22:28.559 --> 02:22:31.799
off, did I learned that trick
from Tim Turrey? Me too? Okay,

2117
02:22:31.920 --> 02:22:37.920
so that was no respect or regard
nothing, but yeah, it works

2118
02:22:37.959 --> 02:22:39.920
for me. It does not.
I think I tried it with Amanda,

2119
02:22:39.000 --> 02:22:43.120
didn't work. It works for me
too, and it's worked for Bonk in

2120
02:22:43.159 --> 02:22:46.040
the past, but I think in
New Year's at your plays it was Bonk.

2121
02:22:46.120 --> 02:22:48.399
We were trying it on. Yeah
she kept pickupping. Yeah. Yeah.

2122
02:22:48.520 --> 02:22:52.440
The idea being that like once you
really try to anticipate it, pre

2123
02:22:52.559 --> 02:22:56.760
anticipate it. If they stop something, your head gets too into like I

2124
02:22:56.879 --> 02:22:58.799
need to predict it, and yeah, forget about hiccuping. Yeah yeah.

2125
02:23:00.719 --> 02:23:03.840
Oh. I don't know if this
is a regular thing, but this is

2126
02:23:03.920 --> 02:23:07.799
something I learned in like fifth grade
and I've done to this day and it

2127
02:23:07.879 --> 02:23:11.079
always fucking works. And maybe it
doesn't play as much, not on video,

2128
02:23:11.079 --> 02:23:11.799
but I'll explain it as much.
Again. If you feel like you

2129
02:23:11.879 --> 02:23:16.399
got something in your eye, it's
like respect of something, a dust or

2130
02:23:16.440 --> 02:23:20.520
whatever. The thing you do is
you take the top of your eyelid,

2131
02:23:20.600 --> 02:23:24.600
you grab it between your fingers,
you bring it down over the bottom and

2132
02:23:24.719 --> 02:23:28.840
you let it go and it kind
of like encapsulates it and then you let

2133
02:23:28.879 --> 02:23:31.680
it go and then it's gone.
And I've done that my entire life,

2134
02:23:31.719 --> 02:23:35.239
and like that super works. I
do the thing where you like kind of

2135
02:23:35.280 --> 02:23:39.760
like part it to open it and
then you move it around. Supposedly most

2136
02:23:39.840 --> 02:23:43.120
things will dissolve, but then you
move it around a bit, and like

2137
02:23:43.639 --> 02:23:46.440
that's what like tears will just push
it out automatically. Oh really, yeah,

2138
02:23:48.879 --> 02:23:54.440
that's my thing. Other things trying
to think, like how to if

2139
02:23:54.520 --> 02:23:58.600
I was like at church and I
didn't want to sneeze loudly, someone showed

2140
02:23:58.600 --> 02:24:01.840
me you press against the bridge of
your nose. That usually stops me from

2141
02:24:01.879 --> 02:24:05.239
sneezing. I love sneezing. I
don't do this anymore, but like,

2142
02:24:05.280 --> 02:24:07.799
if I ever didn't want to sneeze, i'd press. If you're not watching

2143
02:24:07.840 --> 02:24:11.799
the video, I'm pressing my finger
horizontally on the bridge of my nose.

2144
02:24:11.840 --> 02:24:15.040
It usually stops me sneezing. I
gotta tell all the folks I know that

2145
02:24:15.120 --> 02:24:18.159
work with insook Man about that.
Also, Andy, Oh yeah, when

2146
02:24:18.280 --> 02:24:22.079
when you um, when you guys
brush your teeth, you ever do you

2147
02:24:22.159 --> 02:24:26.520
had? Do you ever use like
tongue scrapers or brush your tongue? Yeah,

2148
02:24:26.079 --> 02:24:28.799
you know how when you're going back
sometimes your gag reflex kicks out.

2149
02:24:30.200 --> 02:24:33.680
Yes, someone brush my tongue too. Yeah. Someone taught me if you

2150
02:24:33.799 --> 02:24:37.920
take your thumb and your opposite hand
that you're not brushing and squeeze the thumb.

2151
02:24:37.559 --> 02:24:41.079
It like suppress. It can suppress
your gag reflex. It's one of

2152
02:24:41.120 --> 02:24:46.879
those things your thumb can act well. So it's not like you have to

2153
02:24:46.920 --> 02:24:48.079
do it hard, you has to
strag you If you do it like hard

2154
02:24:48.159 --> 02:24:52.600
enough, it can be a bit
kind of uncomfortable painful, so like you

2155
02:24:52.719 --> 02:24:56.719
don't think about it, like the
gag reflex doesn't kick in because your body's

2156
02:24:56.719 --> 02:24:58.440
like, oh this hurts my thumb. Hey, how what's fucking cool?

2157
02:24:58.680 --> 02:25:01.719
Is like I've had to get like
I have Planet for Shridis. I've had

2158
02:25:01.719 --> 02:25:05.600
it for like eight years and it's
never been fixed, and I've done everything

2159
02:25:05.639 --> 02:25:07.440
you can to fucking whatever. And
so at one point, wait, wait,

2160
02:25:09.399 --> 02:25:11.239
okay, here's how you do it
before you have planet for a shidis.

2161
02:25:11.319 --> 02:25:18.319
Tell me you're gonna have it okay
yet? Because he doesn't have any

2162
02:25:18.440 --> 02:25:24.959
respects for you know, this doctor
was about to inject my foot with this

2163
02:25:26.120 --> 02:25:30.000
fucking cortisol whatever the fuck whatever it
is, some steroid thing, and so

2164
02:25:30.079 --> 02:25:33.719
he's about to put a fucking syringe
in my foot, which I was nervous

2165
02:25:33.719 --> 02:25:35.760
about it. I never felt that
and I was like that sounds bad.

2166
02:25:35.159 --> 02:25:41.040
And he had some crazy device that
like did a like super hard vibrating thing,

2167
02:25:41.319 --> 02:25:45.159
and so he would do that first
in the area and then inject it,

2168
02:25:45.280 --> 02:25:48.200
and so it really worked. Like
the second he put the super hard

2169
02:25:48.280 --> 02:25:50.639
vibrating thing on my foot, I
was like, whoa, that feels crazy.

2170
02:25:50.920 --> 02:25:52.360
And then he would inject it and
I wouldn't even be thinking. I

2171
02:25:52.360 --> 02:25:56.040
would be thinking about the vibrating,
which ultimately isn't that bad, and I

2172
02:25:56.159 --> 02:26:00.920
wasn't even ready for the shot,
and then they didn't hurt at all.

2173
02:26:01.079 --> 02:26:03.600
So yeah, it was pretty cool. Yeah. I feel like doctors do

2174
02:26:03.719 --> 02:26:05.040
that a lot with babies, where
they'll like, you know, kind of

2175
02:26:05.559 --> 02:26:09.479
kind of like fake pinch their arm
and then put a shot in their other

2176
02:26:09.639 --> 02:26:11.600
arm, but the babies like really
focused on the pinch. You know.

2177
02:26:13.040 --> 02:26:15.639
That's smart. Yeah, it's the
thing that you're paying attention to. I

2178
02:26:15.680 --> 02:26:18.159
have a girl one which is um
but it was kind of life changing for

2179
02:26:18.280 --> 02:26:22.360
me. A lot of girls.
You don't want to wash your hair every

2180
02:26:22.440 --> 02:26:24.239
day. It's a huge pain in
the ass. It takes a lot of

2181
02:26:24.360 --> 02:26:28.280
energy and effort, but when you
sleep, you ruin your hair. So

2182
02:26:30.760 --> 02:26:33.840
I had a friend once who was
always had like really nice hair, and

2183
02:26:33.879 --> 02:26:35.600
they said they washed their hair once
a week, and I was like,

2184
02:26:35.639 --> 02:26:39.639
how do you get away with that? And they they put it up in

2185
02:26:39.719 --> 02:26:43.120
a super loose bun and they clip
it on the top of their head and

2186
02:26:43.159 --> 02:26:48.920
then they went to sleep with it. And that's right, and it kind

2187
02:26:48.959 --> 02:26:54.639
of maintains the exact style for multiple
days. And ever since she told me

2188
02:26:54.719 --> 02:26:58.040
that I could get away with not
washing my hair for like four days now

2189
02:26:58.239 --> 02:27:01.520
because I it's just a loose clip, and then it looks really nice the

2190
02:27:01.639 --> 02:27:05.360
next day. And it's totally It's
just total hack and I love it,

2191
02:27:05.479 --> 02:27:07.479
and I I wish I knew about
it when I was younger. I wish

2192
02:27:07.520 --> 02:27:11.280
I knew about it my whole life. But the loose loose clip, loose

2193
02:27:11.360 --> 02:27:15.840
bun clip is like the best thing
for anyone who wants to like wash their

2194
02:27:15.879 --> 02:27:20.159
hair less who has long hair.
I uh, do you guys have duvet

2195
02:27:20.280 --> 02:27:24.559
covers at home or just use comforters? I have a duvet cover. I

2196
02:27:24.680 --> 02:27:28.120
like them. I like that because
you can wash it. Yeah, do

2197
02:27:28.239 --> 02:27:31.120
you do? You did you figure
out like the easy way to take them

2198
02:27:31.120 --> 02:27:35.479
off and put them put your fingers
in it? Yeah? That's in the

2199
02:27:35.600 --> 02:27:43.399
Barbarian Have you seen Barbarian it's fucking
crazy because Dan, have you seen Barbarian?

2200
02:27:43.840 --> 02:27:46.479
No, Okay, I want to
be very careful with how I discuss

2201
02:27:46.559 --> 02:27:52.319
this. Um, they're my partner. Explain this to me once where you

2202
02:27:52.399 --> 02:27:56.559
like, you put your hands in
the cover of duvet and then you it's

2203
02:27:56.600 --> 02:28:00.920
inside out and it's on you.
It's on you like I don't know,

2204
02:28:01.079 --> 02:28:01.959
you could just scrunch it up to
your shoulders, but yeah, you can

2205
02:28:01.959 --> 02:28:05.600
also put on you got to wear
it like, but you're holding on you're

2206
02:28:05.600 --> 02:28:09.040
holding onto the corners, but it's
from the inside, from the end.

2207
02:28:09.079 --> 02:28:13.360
And then you ask someone to give
you each corner. You grab the corner

2208
02:28:13.440 --> 02:28:16.520
of the comforter and then you lift
it up and it just kind of naturally

2209
02:28:16.799 --> 02:28:20.639
folds back outside in over the duvet
by when you pull it up and they

2210
02:28:20.000 --> 02:28:24.639
and they do it in Barbarian and
it's like a very cute, like kind

2211
02:28:24.680 --> 02:28:28.319
of lighthearted moment. I would say, it's an escape from one of the

2212
02:28:28.399 --> 02:28:33.559
most stressful films I've ever seen in
my entire fucking life. And during that

2213
02:28:33.760 --> 02:28:37.159
moment, I was like, I've
seen this, this has happened to me.

2214
02:28:37.360 --> 02:28:41.920
It was just like a really funny, cute moment. You should watch

2215
02:28:41.959 --> 02:28:46.280
Barbarian Dan. I think one that
I do every week to this day is

2216
02:28:46.559 --> 02:28:50.760
I don't remember who taught me this, but you take like I buy a

2217
02:28:50.799 --> 02:28:52.479
lot of twelve packs of soda.
So if you get it, whether it's

2218
02:28:52.479 --> 02:28:56.000
Selta or Seltzer or soda, whatever, the beer or whatever you get,

2219
02:28:56.239 --> 02:28:58.559
you know, like the long fridge
packs or whatever. So you open up

2220
02:28:58.639 --> 02:29:01.520
when you by it. You open
up one side, but you don't like

2221
02:29:01.600 --> 02:29:05.639
take anything out instead of like you
know, normally you gotta like one that's

2222
02:29:05.639 --> 02:29:07.840
out, that's out, that's out, that's out, and put each can

2223
02:29:07.040 --> 02:29:11.440
in there and everything. You open
up one side, leave it there.

2224
02:29:11.879 --> 02:29:15.639
Then you open up the other side
so both long like ends are open,

2225
02:29:16.000 --> 02:29:18.840
and then you put the whole thing
long ways into the fridge, open up,

2226
02:29:18.920 --> 02:29:22.719
and then you just like hold your
hand on one side, slide the

2227
02:29:22.879 --> 02:29:26.639
box down and then all twelve will
just wind up in the fridge and you

2228
02:29:26.719 --> 02:29:31.879
don't have to individually take each one
out. Yeah, Bianca, are you

2229
02:29:31.079 --> 02:29:35.840
that showed me? Who showed me
this? It's when you're if you have

2230
02:29:35.959 --> 02:29:39.000
a you have a like a bag
of Doritos and you don't want to be

2231
02:29:39.479 --> 02:29:43.600
and it's like you're at a party
and you don't want to be reaching into

2232
02:29:45.239 --> 02:29:48.920
if you don't have a bowl.
Yeah, you can just put your put

2233
02:29:48.000 --> 02:29:52.319
your hand up like kind of fingers
up in the bottom of the middle of

2234
02:29:52.360 --> 02:29:56.319
it, push it up and then
that pushes up the chips to the very

2235
02:29:56.440 --> 02:30:00.680
top rim of the bag, and
then it also flats and out the bottom,

2236
02:30:00.680 --> 02:30:03.200
so you just put it on the
table. No, I've never heard

2237
02:30:03.239 --> 02:30:07.840
of this. I'll show you next
time. Okay can do well. Cheesets

2238
02:30:07.879 --> 02:30:13.239
would of the box, I guess, but that's more of like a cylindrical

2239
02:30:13.280 --> 02:30:16.680
area Cheetos. Yeah, you can
do it, Cheata like the big bags.

2240
02:30:18.159 --> 02:30:20.559
I can't tell you how excited I
am where It's like I've had COVID

2241
02:30:20.680 --> 02:30:22.440
for like two weeks now and I
haven't able to taste shit, and like

2242
02:30:22.520 --> 02:30:26.360
it's just starting to come back,
and I've been saying, as soon as

2243
02:30:26.440 --> 02:30:30.360
my stuff is one hundred percent back, I'm just going to order a big

2244
02:30:30.440 --> 02:30:35.000
ass, garbage ass stuff crust bullshit
pizza and eat the whole fucking thing by

2245
02:30:35.040 --> 02:30:39.719
myself. And I've been thinking about
that pizza for so long that I can't

2246
02:30:39.760 --> 02:30:43.559
wait. It is a weird feeling
to like this is my first time with

2247
02:30:43.600 --> 02:30:46.879
COVID. It's a weird feeling to
like eat something and be like I got

2248
02:30:46.000 --> 02:30:50.280
nothing. I got nothing here.
It's literally just texture in my mouth.

2249
02:30:50.360 --> 02:30:54.440
I got nothing. That's awful.
Um yeah, I've had COVID twice,

2250
02:30:54.520 --> 02:30:58.159
but I never lost my sense of
taste. I love tasting things. That

2251
02:30:58.280 --> 02:31:01.399
sounds awful. It wasn't. I
think I was terrified because like my sister

2252
02:31:01.600 --> 02:31:05.760
got it, and she had like
the year long, like long covid no

2253
02:31:05.920 --> 02:31:09.760
taste stuff, and this is actually
so I got it on. Like you

2254
02:31:09.840 --> 02:31:13.319
could taste that bud light. It's
bad, baby, because you can't taste

2255
02:31:13.360 --> 02:31:22.079
bud light even taste. Yeah,
January third, and as of now it's

2256
02:31:22.120 --> 02:31:24.159
like the twelve. This was my
first time drinking since then. I could

2257
02:31:24.200 --> 02:31:26.639
taste it. I could I taste
the wine, I taste the bud light.

2258
02:31:26.920 --> 02:31:28.959
I can taste cheese again. I
don't. I think I was like

2259
02:31:30.040 --> 02:31:33.879
eighty percent, But it's it's very
nice to be back, Like you take

2260
02:31:33.959 --> 02:31:37.040
things for granted, and you take
taste and smell and stuff for granted,

2261
02:31:37.120 --> 02:31:41.520
and like it just fucking sucks when
everything's just muted. You can't taste anything.

2262
02:31:41.600 --> 02:31:45.360
It was terrible or Mary you talking
about like having your your chief COVID

2263
02:31:45.440 --> 02:31:48.200
tests of like you would just have
like a bowl of blueberries or something,

2264
02:31:48.440 --> 02:31:50.639
just like, yeah, it's my
chief COVID test. I can yeah,

2265
02:31:50.760 --> 02:31:54.079
yeah, I can taste them.
So I'm good. Really sucked a lot

2266
02:31:54.159 --> 02:31:58.079
worse than I thought, but I'm
glad to be on the other end of

2267
02:31:58.120 --> 02:32:00.399
it. Now I'm glad you're on
the other end of it too. It's

2268
02:32:00.440 --> 02:32:07.159
definitely not an easy thing to get
through, but um man, tasting things

2269
02:32:07.319 --> 02:32:13.000
is so important, so you want
yeah tasting all right? Well, thank

2270
02:32:13.200 --> 02:32:20.079
you. That was Walter writing from
Japan. Uh. Well that's the emails

2271
02:32:20.600 --> 02:32:26.360
Mary. Tell people where they can
go for some sick merch. Yeah.

2272
02:32:28.239 --> 02:32:33.879
Uh do we have this written down
somewhere four Wall? Well, no Christmas,

2273
02:32:33.159 --> 02:32:39.719
Oh sick fire. That's so convenient. It's fire escape merch dot com

2274
02:32:41.520 --> 02:32:48.719
should take you to fourth Wall,
hopefully Dorky Christmas dot com. I just

2275
02:32:48.840 --> 02:32:52.120
tested dorky Christmas dot com. That
works. That goes our Patreon, right,

2276
02:32:52.479 --> 02:32:54.120
No, that goes to the fourth
Wall. Okay, whoever owns all

2277
02:32:54.159 --> 02:32:58.000
these don't switch him to porn.
And if they do, then that was

2278
02:32:58.079 --> 02:33:01.760
not us. There's a lot of
good stuff on there, there's there's mugs.

2279
02:33:01.840 --> 02:33:07.159
We've seen the stories of people using
their mugs. There's like a water

2280
02:33:07.559 --> 02:33:13.600
bottle um, really good shirts,
including a shirt and banana yellow, which

2281
02:33:13.760 --> 02:33:16.559
was highly asked for. I haven't
seen one fucking banana yellow shirt out in

2282
02:33:16.559 --> 02:33:20.239
the wild, and that pisses me
off. So somebody get a banana yellow

2283
02:33:20.239 --> 02:33:24.639
shirt. You all ask for it. Hoodies, a crop sweater, which

2284
02:33:24.680 --> 02:33:30.479
I think is great. I'd like
to see Dan in that. Christmas I

2285
02:33:30.799 --> 02:33:37.040
said, Dan, I dorky Christmas, A beanie sweater, coasters, and

2286
02:33:37.280 --> 02:33:41.079
there's even matts. So there's a
lot of good stuff on here. Mary.

2287
02:33:41.120 --> 02:33:46.639
I really love your descriptions of all
these liquid beverage container. Wow a

2288
02:33:46.760 --> 02:33:52.479
shirt, They're very good. You're
gonna want those. The descriptions are even

2289
02:33:52.600 --> 02:33:56.399
better. I tried to like have
fun with them. The crop sweater one

2290
02:33:56.559 --> 02:34:09.520
is have a belly tattoo. We've
got the swag for you. Dorky Christmas

2291
02:34:09.600 --> 02:34:13.319
dot com or what was the other
firescate mergs dot com. If they do

2292
02:34:13.440 --> 02:34:15.559
not go to fourth Wall, someone
has changed me. That was not our

2293
02:34:15.600 --> 02:34:18.959
fault. We accept no responsibility for
where those lead Airtime company we have here,

2294
02:34:20.200 --> 02:34:22.680
Dan, What can people do on
Spotify. You should give it five

2295
02:34:22.760 --> 02:34:26.040
stars. You should go to the
podcast and give it five stars. And

2296
02:34:26.600 --> 02:34:31.120
again, if you're just feeling wacky, you know, go to go to

2297
02:34:31.159 --> 02:34:33.680
the Besties, go to uh triple
Click, go to min Max, go

2298
02:34:33.799 --> 02:34:39.559
to you know, any number of
other podcasts kind of funnies, The Daily

2299
02:34:39.680 --> 02:34:43.159
by New York Times or something like, you know, get your jollies elsewhere.

2300
02:34:43.600 --> 02:34:46.399
Um Ours is for five stars.
So yes, go to fire Escape

2301
02:34:46.399 --> 02:34:50.959
cast on Spotify and give it five
stars. Yeah, it helps. It

2302
02:34:50.079 --> 02:34:54.280
helps us surface on the homepage for
people to have not discovered us yet.

2303
02:34:54.000 --> 02:34:56.799
H Outside of that, if you
want the video version, if you want

2304
02:34:56.840 --> 02:35:01.000
to add free version of the episode, if you're if you're sick of listening

2305
02:35:01.079 --> 02:35:05.319
to us talk about boners, then
please go to patreon dot com slash fire

2306
02:35:05.479 --> 02:35:09.879
Escape. You would know how many
fingers me and Mary are holding up right

2307
02:35:09.920 --> 02:35:16.440
now if you were a Patreon video
folk there. Look that. Yeah,

2308
02:35:16.639 --> 02:35:22.440
it's the important ones exclusive content there, sick thumbs, sweet fingers. That

2309
02:35:22.719 --> 02:35:28.600
is a spoiler. Goddamn it.
That's Patreon dot com slash fire Escape for

2310
02:35:28.719 --> 02:35:33.000
all those sick bonos. Uh.
And lastly, Dan, what do you

2311
02:35:33.079 --> 02:35:37.840
have going on? I'm on Twitch, Dan ragerd Uh, that's kind of

2312
02:35:39.600 --> 02:35:43.600
that's my thing. Yeah, I'm
on the Twitch and giant Bomb dot com

2313
02:35:43.399 --> 02:35:50.440
and the other one my full time
job. Yeah dot com. Do you

2314
02:35:50.520 --> 02:35:52.120
have a lot of fun new stuff
going on. We're doing a bringing demo

2315
02:35:52.200 --> 02:35:56.200
Derry back. I'm gonna be coaching
Jeff Grubb through a punch out. I

2316
02:35:56.360 --> 02:36:01.079
talked about that a bit, but
yeah, I'm mom. Check out the

2317
02:36:01.159 --> 02:36:05.399
Twitch. That's great, ry Um. I'm mostly on the Twitch. I

2318
02:36:05.600 --> 02:36:11.159
stream every Monday, typically stream indie
games or whatever's coming out. I also

2319
02:36:11.319 --> 02:36:16.440
work there, so that's where I
spend most of my days. That in

2320
02:36:16.479 --> 02:36:24.680
the playground sick a little joke there, Oh is that fresh Prince? That's

2321
02:36:24.680 --> 02:36:28.120
what it was, playgrounds where I
spent most of chilling out max and relaxing,

2322
02:36:28.159 --> 02:36:30.520
all go and all shooting some be
ball out So I was cool one.

2323
02:36:30.559 --> 02:36:37.280
A couple of going with your auntie
and uncle and beller keep going.

2324
02:36:37.520 --> 02:36:41.600
That was it. I'm a polygon. My fire and Boom Engage review is

2325
02:36:41.680 --> 02:36:45.719
up there if you want to read
some hopefully more coherent thoughts than what I

2326
02:36:45.799 --> 02:36:46.840
was saying tonight. I think I
was pretty coo. Here, do a

2327
02:36:46.879 --> 02:36:50.799
good job you need never know.
Uh, we will be back with episode

2328
02:36:50.959 --> 02:36:54.319
Oh god, I missed Max missed
this up. Mix this up every time

2329
02:36:54.440 --> 02:36:58.719
I think episode this is forty six. We'll be back with episode forty seven

2330
02:37:00.000 --> 02:37:03.239
on January thirtieth. We're getting close
to fifty. We are. It's a

2331
02:37:03.319 --> 02:37:07.239
lot, and we're coming up on
two years in April. Hell yeah,

2332
02:37:07.840 --> 02:37:11.840
it's been fun. It has been
a good time. It's been fun.

2333
02:37:13.040 --> 02:37:16.440
Thanks everybody for joining. Could have
been anywhere in the world's might be,

2334
02:37:16.520 --> 02:37:18.559
you chose to spend it here with
us, And we'll see you in a

2335
02:37:18.600 --> 02:37:20.600
couple of weeks. And thanks for
waiting the extra day so I could talk

2336
02:37:20.600 --> 02:37:26.319
about Fiery Emblem. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy, Bye bye, bye bye