WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.320 --> 00:00:14.759 Hey, look, he said, little dead meme. Hey, everybody, 2 00:00:14.759 --> 00:00:19.160 welcome, Welcome to the Start Tank podcast. It's us, the same people 3 00:00:19.199 --> 00:00:24.280 who have hosted the show forever. We were were gonna So obviously this is 4 00:00:24.320 --> 00:00:31.239 after Thanksgiving. We're all we're all fresh out of that holiday spirit. I 5 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:36.359 bet so no thanks were given. There's no thanks at all. But I 6 00:00:36.679 --> 00:00:39.759 do want to say today, the day, on the day we were happening 7 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:42.240 to be recording, this is the day that all these Spotify raps are going 8 00:00:42.359 --> 00:00:45.479 up. A lot of people are like showing like, hey, look, 9 00:00:45.520 --> 00:00:48.799 Stark Tank was my top podcast or my second most viewed podcast. For those 10 00:00:48.799 --> 00:00:52.920 people who if we are your second most listened to podcasts, you're not doing 11 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:58.240 good enough. You're not helping enough. You shuck. You might as well 12 00:00:58.280 --> 00:01:00.439 not have listened at all. Quite frank, Like, I'm kind of pissed 13 00:01:02.159 --> 00:01:04.799 that you would have the audacity to share that with knowing that we were number 14 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:08.920 two on your list is crazy. So I've got all of your names. 15 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:12.439 You put your credit card information on the site. I have it, I 16 00:01:12.799 --> 00:01:17.319 can, I will, I know who you are, and I'll fucking i'll 17 00:01:17.400 --> 00:01:19.480 ruin you. We're coming. So, but thank you to everybody who had 18 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:22.799 us at number one. Those are the people who actually matter. You have 19 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:26.879 number one to third, Thank you, Thank you, guys. Number two 20 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:29.640 is the first loser. Man, that's insulting. Yeah right, it's it's 21 00:01:29.640 --> 00:01:32.640 a fun number. The people who had us at number four, that's okay, 22 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:37.200 we understand, that's okay. Number five, that's insulting. Uh, 23 00:01:37.319 --> 00:01:40.920 number two, that's insulting. Number three I don't have strong feelings about. 24 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:48.920 So just figure out how you're gonna to go through life with that if Yeah, 25 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:51.840 I'm not a big fan of you guys. One thing, So, 26 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:53.799 one thing I want to bring up before we get into questions here, because 27 00:01:53.840 --> 00:01:57.079 we we obviously missed the holiday. We got a lot of questions. It's 28 00:01:57.159 --> 00:02:01.040 fun. The question threat is fucking insane, so we're going to meander through 29 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:05.319 it. But I did want to bring this up before we continue because I 30 00:02:05.359 --> 00:02:09.800 saw it and it immediately bothered me. Yeah. So I don't know if 31 00:02:09.840 --> 00:02:13.080 this is real, and part of me thought like this has got to be 32 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:16.159 a I because this is so stupid. But I saw a comic book cover 33 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:22.960 of Miles Morales, right, So I don't know how old it is. 34 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:25.879 I don't know if it's super recent or whatever. There's a Miles Morales comic 35 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:31.879 book cover where he is holding an electric sword and I and I saw it 36 00:02:31.879 --> 00:02:37.479 and I was like, there's no way they just gave Spider Man a fucking 37 00:02:37.520 --> 00:02:45.120 electric sword. That is so fucking stupid that I can't believe it's very real. 38 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:51.560 So fucking that's real, very real. Where's the I don't know? 39 00:02:51.560 --> 00:02:53.800 Man? He alreadys he already can like shoot elections out of his hand and 40 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:57.199 ship like whatever, you know? Do you? But do you see what 41 00:02:57.199 --> 00:03:00.000 I'm saying here where he's basically a super, say he's more of a super 42 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:04.680 saying that he's a Spider Man, Like this is ridiculous. Not really. 43 00:03:04.919 --> 00:03:07.199 He has all of Spider Man's powers too, so he's done. But that's 44 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:12.639 like one abilities. He's Spider like electric powers, that's all it is. 45 00:03:12.680 --> 00:03:19.159 He who can stick to walls. It's getting fucking ridiculous. Now he can 46 00:03:19.159 --> 00:03:22.639 summon a sword and of pure energy, that's fucking vegeto, dude, that's 47 00:03:22.639 --> 00:03:28.199 crazy anime level bullshit. Like, dude, I think that's cool. Ship 48 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:31.439 dude. I think it's so fucking lame. It's just I think it feels 49 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:38.199 so unspied there's nothing Spidery about that. There's nothing really spidery about it, 50 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:42.520 that's true. But they're like, there's nothing baddy about Batman. You know, 51 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:47.599 there's nothing really man. Every everyone is looks like a bat you know 52 00:03:47.639 --> 00:03:53.240 what I mean, at least that it's true his clothes, you know, 53 00:03:53.960 --> 00:03:57.960 like, yeah, I mean, if Batman's look man, you'll hear the 54 00:03:57.960 --> 00:04:01.280 same complain out of me the second Batman starts floating in the moment, the 55 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:06.879 moment Batman started not stopped respecting Batman, as when Batman decided to dodge Dark 56 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:11.639 Sides on Mega Beams, that thing, it's in the very beginning of that 57 00:04:11.800 --> 00:04:15.199 comic era. They're like, yo, even Flash can't give it of these 58 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:18.720 Flash was running for days from them, and he had to run into Dark 59 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:24.639 Side for them to stop following. So Man did a backflip. Are you 60 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:28.519 talking about? Are you talking about the animated series? Both of them? 61 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:30.399 It was in the Crisis event and an animated series. And I was like, 62 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:33.000 I don't fucking he got he got no, no, he got no, 63 00:04:33.000 --> 00:04:34.879 no, no, no. He dodged the first one, then he 64 00:04:34.879 --> 00:04:38.920 got hit the second time, and he got set back in time, and 65 00:04:38.959 --> 00:04:43.360 I was like, this is stupid fair enough, This is stupid fair enough. 66 00:04:44.120 --> 00:04:46.519 Flash can run through time and he can't get away from that. It's 67 00:04:46.560 --> 00:04:50.959 always been the big criticism of Batman that even as a kid, I'm a 68 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:57.160 kid watching the animated series as it's live, like it's actually premiering, and 69 00:04:57.360 --> 00:05:01.160 I got a little bit bored because there was only like, out of all 70 00:05:01.199 --> 00:05:05.600 the episodes, maybe two times where he was actually in trouble, and every 71 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:09.920 other time, like I mean actually in trouble where you're like, oh shit, 72 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:12.600 I don't know how he's gonna get out of this, but you already 73 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:15.600 know. Every other time it was like some stupid bullshit's gonna happen. It's 74 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:19.399 getting out of it. I remember that when I stopped watching for a long 75 00:05:19.480 --> 00:05:27.519 time was because Harley Quinn had him dead to rights. Harley Quinn hit this 76 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.560 motherfucker, knocked him out, hung him upside down, and there was a 77 00:05:30.600 --> 00:05:34.000 tank full of piranhas, like he's done, he's done, and then he 78 00:05:34.079 --> 00:05:38.279 just says, oh, he shouldn't kill me now. Joker would be pissed, 79 00:05:38.680 --> 00:05:44.759 Oh you're right, and then she takes him down while she's waiting for 80 00:05:44.839 --> 00:05:49.600 him to show up. I fucking lost my mind and then it's like explains 81 00:05:49.639 --> 00:05:54.199 later when she took me down, I regained like you know, the blood 82 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:58.800 rush into his head like left him and incapacitated essentially, But once she dropped 83 00:05:58.839 --> 00:06:03.519 me down, I was able to slip. I was like, this show 84 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:08.480 so bad. I was so fucking upset that, like, yeah, I 85 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:12.959 wanted to see Batman get eaten by piranhas. That's so insane. That would 86 00:06:12.959 --> 00:06:15.319 have just been the end of the show. And it's just like so uner. 87 00:06:15.000 --> 00:06:18.199 I understand, Like, look, man, I I don't care about 88 00:06:18.240 --> 00:06:21.120 time, but characters generally because of a lot of that stuff, Like I 89 00:06:21.199 --> 00:06:25.720 like Batman aesthetically, right, and I like kind of the vibe of Batman, 90 00:06:25.800 --> 00:06:28.040 but I don't really I don't like that. I don't like that he's 91 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:30.920 so invincible like that whole like, oh, with prep time, he could 92 00:06:31.000 --> 00:06:39.319 fucking kill Galactus, and it's like, shut I hate this. The Justice 93 00:06:39.360 --> 00:06:45.439 League Doom that was like the premise of that where he had a plan Yeah, 94 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:48.279 yeah, right, I just having contingent. I understand that he's being 95 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:51.120 he's so well prepared that he has contingency plans for everybody, but they shouldn't 96 00:06:51.120 --> 00:06:56.360 all just be flawless fucking like they shouldn't all just work without a fucking hitch. 97 00:06:56.360 --> 00:06:59.720 It's insane for me, but like, but the thing to me is 98 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:01.920 like the I don't know, man, I'm the Miles thing. Is this 99 00:07:02.000 --> 00:07:03.959 right? This is what it is? Right? If my if Spider Man 100 00:07:04.040 --> 00:07:09.800 was created, Miles is what happened, is Peter Parker Spider Man's powers that 101 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:13.240 were created a modern time. Miles is what happens. If Spider Man was 102 00:07:13.279 --> 00:07:16.120 an anime is what it is is if modern Spider Man. If Spider Man 103 00:07:16.160 --> 00:07:19.639 can stick to walls, he's anime man. He's an anime he can use 104 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:24.439 like the city powers, an anime character, that's the same thing. Those 105 00:07:24.480 --> 00:07:27.839 are the same root of powers. Do you not agree? Do you not 106 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:30.879 agree that the un he's just modern Spider Man. He's a Spider Man was 107 00:07:30.879 --> 00:07:36.720 made in modern time because there's something about modern spiders that create fucking electric swords. 108 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:43.040 The Chris Chris no capacity an anime character. He's like Goku where it's 109 00:07:43.040 --> 00:07:44.920 like I'm a kid who's really good at martial arts, and I got a 110 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:46.000 tale, but also now I'm an alien. Also now I'm a god. 111 00:07:46.319 --> 00:07:48.680 Also now I'm like I'm doing all this ship. It's like, look, 112 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:51.480 look, you're an anime character. Well, that's what happens, right when 113 00:07:51.560 --> 00:07:56.800 characters are anima character, if they're if their power, if they continue to 114 00:07:56.839 --> 00:08:00.800 exist, they usually add more power to them and more things they can do 115 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:03.199 to make to keep them somewhat spicy for people that are gonna keep reading them. 116 00:08:03.279 --> 00:08:07.959 Because that's why Peter Parker is so boring now, because Peter Parker has 117 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:11.519 been the same nigga for sixty years. I don't think I don't think that's 118 00:08:11.519 --> 00:08:15.399 a problem, though. I don't think Sherlock Holmes needs to be a telepath 119 00:08:15.680 --> 00:08:22.360 for him to be the exact same kind of life that Spider Man does. 120 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:26.120 Though, I think it's what I'm saying experience. What I'm saying, a 121 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:30.480 character remaining grounded for a long period of time isn't a bad thing. And 122 00:08:30.519 --> 00:08:31.840 I'm like, I'm kind of annoyed at the idea that, like, he 123 00:08:31.879 --> 00:08:37.399 doesn't we need to add like a fucking doesn't least come on ground because he 124 00:08:37.399 --> 00:08:41.120 has electric powers. It's fucking doesn't mean that doesn't mean in the world niggas 125 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:48.200 like before, that don't mean. Look, I'm officially, as of this 126 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:52.519 moment, I'm on the hate train for this guy, Like, I don't 127 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:56.000 like him. I don't like this character anymore. I really can't say he's 128 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.919 Ben ten. This is a Ben ten ass characters. Every issue he is 129 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:03.039 gonna have at some point he's just gonna be able to fly like he will 130 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:07.519 fly. I promise you, I will put money down in the next five 131 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:13.120 years. Miles Morales can fly, I promise you. I'm such because honest, 132 00:09:13.240 --> 00:09:18.360 there's a spider in the fucking Australia that like can go really high up 133 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:22.799 and surf on the wind a little bit, so it's technically spider like that 134 00:09:22.919 --> 00:09:26.919 you can fly. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm I'm positive in fact, 135 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:31.240 bro man, It's just it's just what happens. Man. The characters, 136 00:09:31.320 --> 00:09:35.799 all of them are like having Peter a bunch. Remember Peter prior turned 137 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:39.720 into a giant spider demon, you mean when he was sick and it wasn't 138 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.720 a power when he turned into a gigantic when he fought more Loon and more 139 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:46.759 Lun killed him, and then Peter went to cocon came with the coon ate 140 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:50.879 More Loon's face, and it's all stupid, so stupid. I hate it. 141 00:09:50.919 --> 00:09:54.159 I hate it that was that was a sick era of spider Man. 142 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:58.279 Bro because Spider Man was boring then because crawling on walls in a world. 143 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:03.960 Nigga, you're such an eight year old that's boring interesting enough that he's a 144 00:10:05.000 --> 00:10:07.600 good character and he's interesting. He needs to be able to Chris and Chris 145 00:10:07.679 --> 00:10:11.720 they get a child, getting child? How am I play? Did you 146 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:18.360 child? Let's go? They get boring. That's what happens. His character 147 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:22.679 may be fine, but but you know what if a characters are boring, 148 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:24.960 so you know what they should do. If if a character gets boring, 149 00:10:26.879 --> 00:10:33.240 stop making stop. I agree one hundred percent agree I too. In fact, 150 00:10:33.279 --> 00:10:35.519 I agree more than you would ever agree. That's why I don't collect 151 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:39.080 comments. After a certain point with Peter Parkers, I'm like, I'm gonna 152 00:10:39.120 --> 00:10:43.080 read the same thing again, right, I have twenty five years and I'm 153 00:10:43.120 --> 00:10:45.960 like, all right, cool, that's enough. Nothing's gonna change. And 154 00:10:46.639 --> 00:10:48.960 am I Norman is one him? Are friends? Wow? That's not a 155 00:10:50.000 --> 00:10:54.519 good point. It's it's it's dumb. Yeah, I don't know. I 156 00:10:54.559 --> 00:10:56.240 was like, this is such a shark moment, man, I couldn't believe 157 00:10:56.240 --> 00:11:01.200 it. Just like it, this is the thing, right if he would 158 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:03.559 have had. If he would have had an electric sword out of the clear 159 00:11:03.600 --> 00:11:05.360 blue sky, that would have bothered me because I was like, where did 160 00:11:05.399 --> 00:11:09.879 that come from? But he's literally had electric powers the whole time he's been 161 00:11:09.919 --> 00:11:11.320 a character. That has been the thing he's had the whole time he has 162 00:11:11.320 --> 00:11:15.720 been a character. Mouth Roles came in to existence. He has bioelectricity. 163 00:11:16.000 --> 00:11:20.600 That is something he's had the whole time he's been here is right about the 164 00:11:20.639 --> 00:11:24.240 anime aspect, because let's be real, let's be real trying to tap into 165 00:11:24.279 --> 00:11:31.240 that fucking wee bass market with swords and ship I mean, otherwise you wouldn't 166 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:37.679 you You wouldn't. You wouldn't the same time I would have given him a 167 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:41.559 sword, I would have powers literally already, as they are so cool. 168 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:46.840 I'm thinking about it as I am when I was in elementary school, I 169 00:11:46.879 --> 00:11:50.000 would one hundred percent. I would my toys, would swap weapons. I 170 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:54.120 would give literally my Spider Man toy that I still have right now. He 171 00:11:54.159 --> 00:11:58.639 would be wielding spawns like I have medieval spawn and he'd be wielding his glad 172 00:11:58.720 --> 00:12:05.360 so in his fucking in his shield because that's cool. Yeah, it's cool. 173 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:09.600 But that would be total, but you know what would be awesome even 174 00:12:09.639 --> 00:12:13.879 quarter than that. Actually, it's just like if that made sense. So 175 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:15.679 for what I mean, it's like, if you have a Spider Man with 176 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:18.320 a sword, where does that fit in? Where does the Spider Man with 177 00:12:18.360 --> 00:12:20.720 the sword fitted? It's like, oh, maybe like somewhere in like medieval 178 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.879 fucking times. Like that'd be fucking sick. We already have a twenty ninety 179 00:12:24.919 --> 00:12:28.799 nine Spider Man. Why not have like a fucking sixteen ten due Spider Man 180 00:12:28.840 --> 00:12:33.399 turning Spider Man, I mean, would be kind of dazing. My issue 181 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:35.519 is that it just it just sort of comes out of nowhere. It's like, 182 00:12:35.519 --> 00:12:41.879 here's this fucking here's this fucking urban youth in the Bronx swinging around with 183 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:46.320 a fucking electric sword. It's so fucking out my sword. But he didn't 184 00:12:46.360 --> 00:12:50.399 he didn't use it. He used it because someone used the sword on him. 185 00:12:50.759 --> 00:12:56.080 Okay, he manifested the sword as well. He's not he's not fighting 186 00:12:56.200 --> 00:13:00.519 a criminal, and he's not like use this. Well. Past Master has 187 00:13:00.519 --> 00:13:05.399 always had a sword because he's copied what you call what I'm saying, dude, 188 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:09.960 he's been tenning. There been tenning Spider Man with Biles Morales one percent 189 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:16.279 is awesome. I just I just think it's like whatever it is if if 190 00:13:16.360 --> 00:13:22.720 Captain America, because things that people make dude, super soldier, he's a 191 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:24.159 super soldier. R. Kevin Wrick is kind of fucking boring, all right, 192 00:13:24.200 --> 00:13:26.759 so like, how do we make him more interesting? It's like, 193 00:13:26.759 --> 00:13:35.039 okay, uh give him, uh let him give him telekinesis, why would 194 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.840 he have why would he Why would you have that? Why would why would 195 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:39.480 you have that? Now? Chris? Now, Chrish, My god, 196 00:13:39.600 --> 00:13:43.360 I think soon, let me explain why. Let me comic book. Let 197 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:46.919 me comic book you into why Chris the super sold the seerm was dormant in 198 00:13:46.960 --> 00:13:50.120 his body for a long time and then during a fight with some telekinetic weirdo, 199 00:13:50.159 --> 00:13:52.720 it got it juiced up. His brain has already souped up brain, 200 00:13:52.759 --> 00:14:01.200 and now he can levitate ship easily explained that Miles Morales has had electric powers 201 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:05.279 the whole time he's existed, right, all right, And Captain America happened 202 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:09.480 stronger than normal biology than for the longest time. That's very How do you 203 00:14:09.480 --> 00:14:11.919 know he didn't realize like, oh wait, my brain is super strong, 204 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:16.600 and I didn't even think about this aspect of combat until today. Whoa interesting 205 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:20.039 not that's not a good reason. So it happens takes in. That's a 206 00:14:20.039 --> 00:14:22.799 whole mountain. So let me can see, let me continue. Peter had 207 00:14:24.240 --> 00:14:28.360 Captain America. Is how old? He's a going on ninety year old character 208 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:31.240 now, right? Right? Give him tety years been around ninety years right 209 00:14:31.840 --> 00:14:39.080 about a ninetyear old character? Right? He has never eight legs ever ever 210 00:14:39.159 --> 00:14:41.960 once. That'd be makes more sense, I guess than him be coming tucking 211 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.360 leass. But he's never one showed anything where he's like. He's been in 212 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:48.000 several fights with people that are psionics. Never use those kind of powers. 213 00:14:48.440 --> 00:14:52.320 Okay, Miles is fighting someone, right, Miles's ability to expelay from his 214 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:56.480 body. He can amp up his punt electricity, and he's only already been 215 00:14:56.519 --> 00:15:01.480 shown to be able to create threads with electricity. He'll be able to make 216 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:07.720 it physical years aread. A sword is not as far fetched, But it's 217 00:15:07.759 --> 00:15:15.600 only not Toole. And then it's only not far fetched because it's it's born 218 00:15:16.320 --> 00:15:24.799 of already previous, previously existing far fetched things about his powers. The thing 219 00:15:24.879 --> 00:15:31.960 is that Peter the same as Miles, That is the same power. I 220 00:15:31.960 --> 00:15:35.200 just want to say that real quick. I think the only reason why there's 221 00:15:35.240 --> 00:15:39.279 an issue at all is because of what he conjured. Now, imagine if 222 00:15:39.279 --> 00:15:45.399 he conjured some times New York fitted and a gun. He's also basically pre 223 00:15:45.600 --> 00:15:48.960 Lantern. Now, if he can just make things out of electricity, Yeah, 224 00:15:48.960 --> 00:15:54.240 it's pretty insane. That's kind of like that's not new in the Marvel 225 00:15:54.320 --> 00:16:00.200 universe already though. All right, you can do like that, Caro can 226 00:16:00.240 --> 00:16:06.840 do You're like you're willfully. These are the reasons why I don't like these 227 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:10.840 characters. These are because they're those arcs, because you're not capable sitting down 228 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:14.720 and reading from one to fifteen seconds. Because that's why these characters. Their 229 00:16:14.840 --> 00:16:18.039 infinite backpack of abilities makes them boring. So I don't like Superman either. 230 00:16:18.039 --> 00:16:22.159 It's just he's so strong that I just don't I don't feel interested in I 231 00:16:22.240 --> 00:16:27.679 like Spider Man because he's weak. Green Lantern. Green Lantern is an extremely 232 00:16:27.720 --> 00:16:33.080 powerful character, and he is more interesting than Spider Man is. I'm glad 233 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:41.120 the characters you have, that'side. I think I'm glad they have that world 234 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:47.320 power. Look, I think the Green Lantern lore is so interesting because of 235 00:16:48.000 --> 00:16:51.559 the whole core, like without it, if it was just him, and 236 00:16:51.679 --> 00:16:55.600 if the Core and OA didn't exist, then it would be really gay. 237 00:16:55.879 --> 00:17:03.400 But because War Wars, Holy Ship, fure Brock in the time, how 238 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:07.799 Jordan was so strong it was insane. Yeah, so like that whole The 239 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:11.160 Blackest Night's probably one of the cool especially it came out the perfect time when 240 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:15.119 everybody was jacking off with zombies and ship, so like Blackest Knight was probably 241 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:18.880 perfect. I was like, right, I think it might have been, 242 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:27.599 isn't it. I guess? Yeah, it sounds better. That sounds way 243 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:32.680 better. There was z there was zombie superheroes running around. Bro it's crazy. 244 00:17:32.880 --> 00:17:36.960 I got fucking zombie hot girl, because I'll still I'd still banger even 245 00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:40.640 as a zombie. I would still bang hot Girl, even as I'd have 246 00:17:40.720 --> 00:17:41.519 to. I'd have to. I'd have to check first. I'd have to 247 00:17:41.599 --> 00:17:45.440 check first, who was going on down there. There's no maggots, I'm 248 00:17:45.480 --> 00:17:48.480 good. As long as there's no maggots, I'm good, alright, fair 249 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:52.000 enough, that's that's actually fair. Because I hate maggots. I would really 250 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:57.440 want somebody to edit that I hate And I knew you were gonna fucking say 251 00:17:57.480 --> 00:18:04.079 that a little bit of like, I hope he doesn't real. I hope 252 00:18:04.079 --> 00:18:11.319 it is for real, Bro, you call them that. That's crazy, 253 00:18:10.680 --> 00:18:17.519 dude. People think people be like always projecting. They know I knew those 254 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:21.319 Gate covers. He's just he's just fucking projecting. Which he's like that movie 255 00:18:21.319 --> 00:18:27.000 with freaking Oh the interview. That's such a good scene where he's That scene 256 00:18:27.079 --> 00:18:36.279 is actually amazing the movie. You're kind of right. I was like that 257 00:18:36.319 --> 00:18:38.680 movie when I saw it. I didn't see it. I never never saw 258 00:18:38.720 --> 00:18:45.480 it. I just remember any of it other than that line that everybody was 259 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.759 using, like they hate us, they hate us, They hate us because 260 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:52.480 they hate us. Yeah, they hated That's the only thing I remember for 261 00:18:52.559 --> 00:18:56.759 that movie. And then the part. The part was fucking great. It's 262 00:18:56.759 --> 00:19:00.680 a good part, so funny because he's so calm while it's hat He was 263 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:03.799 like, like, how are you guys not How do you guys not see 264 00:19:03.799 --> 00:19:07.759 this notice? Do you see that guy? By the way, speaking of 265 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:10.680 M and MS, do you see that guy? Uh? I think I 266 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:17.759 think he testified about uh killing uh Tupac with U P. Diddy's money, 267 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:22.640 like officially actually like actually I got arrested, but I didn't know that. 268 00:19:22.759 --> 00:19:27.359 There was a lot of ship right now too. Actually he did law. 269 00:19:27.839 --> 00:19:32.279 They had that law that like it was like stipulated, it was what was 270 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:36.480 it called. They were giving exceptions to the statute of limitations when it came 271 00:19:36.519 --> 00:19:41.400 to like sexual assault and so a file within a year period, and so 272 00:19:41.880 --> 00:19:47.400 people started, uh filing p did he He settled immediately with one, so 273 00:19:47.480 --> 00:19:49.559 you know he did it. He did. You know he that was guilty. 274 00:19:49.599 --> 00:19:55.519 So he just settled a lot of twenty two hours ago. Twenty two 275 00:19:55.559 --> 00:20:00.920 hours ago he was dropped from Revolt, so h he's probably gonna it's over 276 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:07.359 for I mean, yeah, there was I've seen so many conspiracy theory videos 277 00:20:07.359 --> 00:20:11.160 about the depths of Tupac and Biggie. And one thing that I did see 278 00:20:11.200 --> 00:20:18.240 that was really weird was before before Tupac died, there was an interview and 279 00:20:18.240 --> 00:20:21.559 and I could be getting this wrong. It's it was so long ago, 280 00:20:21.599 --> 00:20:25.680 but he was looking so guilty and nervous in a weird way. We're like, 281 00:20:25.680 --> 00:20:27.519 what the hell's wrong with this guy? And so people were saying automatically 282 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:30.240 like, oh, he knew what was gonna happen, And I mean, 283 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:36.880 I don't know, man, so I listened. I listened to hip hop. 284 00:20:37.880 --> 00:20:40.160 I grew up around a bunch of uncles that were like that was their 285 00:20:40.200 --> 00:20:44.240 whole entire persona was hip hop and like drawing and like the all the five 286 00:20:44.240 --> 00:20:48.519 pillars hip hop bull shed. There's a rapper named Little Seas that said outward 287 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:51.200 a long time ago that did he had something to do a pox killing? 288 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:55.440 It was because when when do a Biggie's killing? Because Little Seas is in 289 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:59.599 the car with them. When when Biggie got shot? It was Biggie? 290 00:21:00.079 --> 00:21:04.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was Biggie Sees and what you call and 291 00:21:04.559 --> 00:21:10.200 uh, I not p Diddy were all there and the guy came in and 292 00:21:10.400 --> 00:21:18.559 somehow only shot Biggie got it big as a big target target could be the 293 00:21:18.559 --> 00:21:22.200 easiest person that he only shot him, And the years like like, I'm 294 00:21:22.240 --> 00:21:26.920 not kidding, honest. In ninety nine he was like had something to do 295 00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:30.960 with it, and everyone ignored him, and I'm like, how does PUC 296 00:21:30.119 --> 00:21:33.759 not have something to do with him getting killed? It's dude, It's obviously 297 00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:37.200 like Sugar Knight and Pop together did some funk shit and they killed them both. 298 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:42.279 It's so obvious. It's probably one of the most. It's one of 299 00:21:42.319 --> 00:21:48.400 the most bases. Yeah, go ahead it. You gotta be really ballsy 300 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:52.680 to be fat and engaging in that ship, you know what I mean, 301 00:21:52.759 --> 00:22:00.240 because like they're not missing dude, like the hatefulness I mean, you know 302 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:03.200 what I mean, Big Biggie. Biggie was not a bad dude at all. 303 00:22:03.240 --> 00:22:07.200 Man. He was a drug dealer obviously, but he wasn't making enemies. 304 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:10.880 What happened was there was a bunch of beef going over the East Coast 305 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:14.400 and West Coast, and Biggie and Pot got drawn into it simply because of 306 00:22:14.440 --> 00:22:18.119 the fact they were big rappers at the time. The real big hatred was 307 00:22:18.200 --> 00:22:22.400 Snoop Dogg and Prodigy. That was the real big problem. And those two 308 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:30.359 were both like I'll shoot the UK band right, No, I mean from 309 00:22:30.440 --> 00:22:36.039 mob. Don't say that. Don't disrespect them like that. Bro we got 310 00:22:36.680 --> 00:22:40.359 he did a super cell or some ship. Yeah, he died. He 311 00:22:40.440 --> 00:22:49.079 died crazy from technically he was too black. He died. God damn, 312 00:22:52.039 --> 00:22:56.079 you guys see that that fucking uh uh a Snoop Dogg quitting smoke was just 313 00:22:56.079 --> 00:23:00.519 a fucking ad for a stove or something. Of course, it was the 314 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:06.519 idea that people who thought that out of nowhere. Just he's like, oh, 315 00:23:06.599 --> 00:23:11.839 yeah, now I'm gonna stop. Like he's like almost sixty or something. 316 00:23:11.880 --> 00:23:15.640 He's like, yeah, now's a good time to fucking stop with craled 317 00:23:15.680 --> 00:23:18.039 and fucked up. All of them are like sixty now. It makes my 318 00:23:18.119 --> 00:23:22.279 heart feel weird. It is weird thinking like all of them. Like he's 319 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:26.319 like nearly sixty, so is nos so is busted rhymes now its looks good. 320 00:23:26.480 --> 00:23:30.000 I'm worried about bust. I think his heart's gonna explode. But he's 321 00:23:30.039 --> 00:23:32.440 in very he's I think about bust. He says he's got a lot of 322 00:23:32.440 --> 00:23:34.720 weight on him. He's got but he's he's taking way too many steroids. 323 00:23:34.720 --> 00:23:38.119 Man. The thing, he's in very insane shape. But he's but that's 324 00:23:38.119 --> 00:23:41.920 the problem of weight on him, steroids. He's like, you take that 325 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:45.640 amount of steroids, it enlarges your heart. It fucks up your heart. 326 00:23:45.759 --> 00:23:48.880 Like he's gonna have a heart attack and die. I think he's way too 327 00:23:48.920 --> 00:23:53.400 big, like like musclely big. And the more you get old, it's 328 00:23:53.440 --> 00:23:57.799 like the rock. The Rock's probably not gonna survive unless he actually gets off 329 00:23:57.799 --> 00:24:02.359 of whatever the fuck he's take by the time, he's like sixty something. 330 00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:04.319 He's way too even the Rock. The Rock is old now too. It's 331 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:07.240 crazy. Yeah, he's like, fucking what mid fifties. I have no 332 00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:12.440 idea. Actually, he's probably early still, he's probably I think I actually 333 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:19.079 think he he's been doing the rock. I'm in flying the Rock for fucking 334 00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:23.519 forever. He doesn't do podcasts. He just started doing them within the last 335 00:24:23.599 --> 00:24:30.759 year. He did Joe roganar, which, by the way, was so 336 00:24:30.119 --> 00:24:36.039 fucking lame and underwhelming. It's the first Joe Rogan podcast I've listened to in 337 00:24:36.079 --> 00:24:40.599 a very long time. And the reason why I was so annoying and and 338 00:24:40.640 --> 00:24:47.400 so lame is everybody knows that Joe calls out the Rock anytime he gets about 339 00:24:47.400 --> 00:24:51.440 his obviously lying about steroids, like obviously it's so obvious that he's fake. 340 00:24:51.559 --> 00:24:55.920 Natural people that come on the podcast. There's a guy named Derek Moore plates 341 00:24:55.960 --> 00:25:00.319 More Dates, who breaks down all this stuff they've talked about. It fucking 342 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:03.640 rock shows up and nothing. No, it was there was this entire there 343 00:25:03.680 --> 00:25:07.319 was this elephant in the room the entire time, and you felt it, 344 00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:11.279 and I was like, this is fucking gay. I was hoping it was 345 00:25:11.279 --> 00:25:15.920 also at least yeah he was. He also was just like so clearly on 346 00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:18.000 a leash, you know what I mean. Yeah, like it was. 347 00:25:18.079 --> 00:25:22.400 It was the most it felt like it felt like when like world leaders would 348 00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:26.279 go on podcasts or like we go on TV shows to talk about like real 349 00:25:26.400 --> 00:25:30.079 things, but like you know for sure, they're not fucking doing that, 350 00:25:30.240 --> 00:25:33.680 Like they're not gonna get like what's his name and Yahoo on the view, 351 00:25:34.359 --> 00:25:37.519 you know what I mean, and then bring up Palestine, you know what 352 00:25:37.519 --> 00:25:41.880 I mean, Like they're not gonna do that's like crazy. They even brought 353 00:25:41.920 --> 00:25:44.599 up his reel Pal sign on the Fucking Rock episode, and he was just 354 00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:47.960 like the whole thing was just like yeah, it's so it's it's all so 355 00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:53.079 sad and it and it was just so fucking sub driving me nuts about that 356 00:25:53.160 --> 00:25:56.680 specifically, as they kept saying, I don't know what can be done. 357 00:25:56.160 --> 00:26:02.319 I don't know it just I can believe the Rock can actually believe that, 358 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:04.480 like he doesn't know what can be done. But I feel like Rogan's around 359 00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:10.880 enough people that Joe says some things every once in a while that I'm like, 360 00:26:11.200 --> 00:26:15.640 I know he knows what's right and he's pretending to be like, I 361 00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:18.359 don't know what could be done. Like, I think it's pretty simple. 362 00:26:18.400 --> 00:26:22.440 It could be fucking done, dude, I think it's pretty there's pretty simple. 363 00:26:22.720 --> 00:26:25.400 But you know, we need to get into that ship. It's it 364 00:26:25.440 --> 00:26:30.480 was a frustrating episode. I heard some of it, you know what got 365 00:26:30.519 --> 00:26:34.559 released recently, Chris Brown finally openly talked about all Rihanna's situation with him. 366 00:26:34.759 --> 00:26:38.880 Oh yeah, like I watched that Joe crazy, do you feel like satisfactory, 367 00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:42.839 like reminiscing, Yeah, Joe. Actually, it's actually kind of sad 368 00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:47.200 because it's a young man doing dumb ship and then like the rest of his 369 00:26:47.279 --> 00:26:52.039 life is ruined from that, even though you know, I've been I've been 370 00:26:52.079 --> 00:26:55.720 young. I've been young. I've been young, and you know, you've 371 00:26:55.759 --> 00:27:00.160 never shitches in the mouth, but I've never I've never done that, you 372 00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:02.240 know. And he admits he's like, I let my anger get a hold 373 00:27:02.240 --> 00:27:04.440 of me, and I just I don't stupid. I don't blame that age. 374 00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:08.319 I don't I blame I blame that on somebody being stupid, young and 375 00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:14.839 dumb. I don't know, just dumb, not young, because we're none 376 00:27:14.880 --> 00:27:19.400 of us umb. Because pople people into their lives. So yeah, he 377 00:27:19.359 --> 00:27:22.960 didn't beat with their lives. He just he hit her really badly, like 378 00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.960 a few times in her face and and puffy bit her do you know how 379 00:27:27.039 --> 00:27:32.160 much? Yeah, he bit her arm. That's that is the most savage 380 00:27:32.480 --> 00:27:37.839 you see. Like the one part that I really like from I don't want 381 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:41.359 because I saw it, I saw. I'm gonna say this. I absolutely 382 00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:44.119 do not agree what he did, right. You never you never put your 383 00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:47.319 hands on people. Ever, That is not what you do ever. Ever. 384 00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:51.400 Ever. I never agree. But their situation, wait, the way 385 00:27:51.440 --> 00:27:55.359 the way he explains it. Of course, granted he's explaining it because you 386 00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:59.720 know, she'll probably give you a complete different story, but he's explaining it. 387 00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:03.039 It just seems like he just literally lost control of himself after being pushed 388 00:28:03.039 --> 00:28:07.480 by her so much that he attacked her. And it's just like, look, 389 00:28:07.599 --> 00:28:11.200 I understand being upset. She three at lambeou keys out the car, 390 00:28:11.960 --> 00:28:15.640 She pitched you a bunch of times, she grabs a groin, she slapped 391 00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:18.240 the shit out of you. She was attacking you, clunging you up. 392 00:28:18.960 --> 00:28:22.480 Just get out the car and leave. Just get out the car and leave. 393 00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:26.000 Chris, not hit her. Do not hit her. He slipped and 394 00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:27.440 he hit her, and the whole time he was he did that, he 395 00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:30.480 was just like reflecting on like I can't believe at the moment you're mad, 396 00:28:30.480 --> 00:28:34.720 you're going to be mad about you, you know, But like I don't 397 00:28:34.720 --> 00:28:40.880 know, Like I don't know Chris retaliation. I want to I want to 398 00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:45.200 say something like if you're a guy, right and some a girl is especially, 399 00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:48.920 It's it's different interpersonally. I've every I love those videos by the way 400 00:28:49.079 --> 00:28:53.559 of like women on the street like slapping and the guy just goes like, 401 00:28:53.640 --> 00:28:57.599 okay, okay, we're adults. Are you ready, and then they just 402 00:28:57.599 --> 00:29:02.359 get thrown the I love that because that's the instant karma. You shouldn't put 403 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:04.920 your hands on someone unless you're unless you're ready to get your fucking ship rocked, 404 00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:08.920 like generally, but interpersonally there's a level where it's like, dude, 405 00:29:08.960 --> 00:29:15.079 like if you're getting hit by like your partner or something, I get a 406 00:29:15.119 --> 00:29:22.079 retaliation of some kind, but understand like when to walk away as well, 407 00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:27.920 Like that hit is crazy that that you know what I mean, like crazy 408 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.480 hit punching. It's like it's just I don't know, man, I don't 409 00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:33.759 know how you can really explain that away as like, oh, I was 410 00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:37.400 young. It's so there's a thing. There's a thing called like in in 411 00:29:37.480 --> 00:29:41.640 wrestling and pro wrestling, it's called a receipt. Like when you actually hurt 412 00:29:41.680 --> 00:29:45.640 somebody, you do something, then you give him a receipt. You do 413 00:29:45.680 --> 00:29:47.839 it back, you do something back to them. Oh, there's a guy 414 00:29:47.839 --> 00:29:51.319 braun Stroman that accidentally need brock lesnar in the face. It was an accident 415 00:29:51.599 --> 00:29:53.440 brock Layers that gave him a receipt by punching him round the face. And 416 00:29:53.480 --> 00:29:56.119 it's one of those things where it's like you're you're angry, but you're in 417 00:29:56.119 --> 00:29:59.920 control. It's like I need to get you back. That is not get 418 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:03.400 back. That is just a type of rage that is I can't I can't 419 00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:10.680 explain it. I can't explain it away with with a youthfulness because I never 420 00:30:10.759 --> 00:30:14.920 got that fucking angry. I just that's his that's his personality. That is 421 00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:18.279 just he probably still has that in him to be able to not only punch 422 00:30:18.640 --> 00:30:22.880 but to bite somebody. That is so over the top. Like what I 423 00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:26.440 was trying to say, Remember where they're trying to paint. When they were 424 00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:30.640 trying to paint Rick grimes as like a savage, like they made him bite 425 00:30:30.680 --> 00:30:34.680 that dude's throat because he was gonna like kill Carl or kill everybody, like 426 00:30:34.720 --> 00:30:40.920 there is that level of savagery is connected with biting and and it's it's it'll 427 00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:45.160 always be that way. So it's like to me, I can't I just 428 00:30:45.240 --> 00:30:49.799 can't find any type of anything that sounds reasonable to fucking start gnawing at somebody. 429 00:30:51.000 --> 00:30:56.880 It just sounds so crazy the way the way he paints the story, 430 00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:03.480 so like he's trying to drive. They're going back and forth. Obviously he 431 00:31:03.519 --> 00:31:06.759 got a text from somebody on his phone. She got jealous about it, 432 00:31:07.920 --> 00:31:11.720 tripping. She started tripping on him right, yelling at him, screaming at 433 00:31:11.799 --> 00:31:15.599 him, started hitting him, attacking while he's driving. He's like, yo, 434 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:18.519 I'm driving right now, like chill, I'm driving a car. I'm 435 00:31:18.599 --> 00:31:22.039 driving a sports car. We can die, and he gets mad. He 436 00:31:22.079 --> 00:31:26.000 puts his hands on it. Right, that's problem number one. Don't don't 437 00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:29.839 pull over, just pull over like my grandma, my grandma and my grandpa. 438 00:31:29.960 --> 00:31:32.079 Right, my granddad is one thing. He was like, whenever you're 439 00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:36.359 gonna see anyone woman instead of going and yelling at her or putting hands to 440 00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:40.160 her. He just just leave, Just walk out the house, go hang 441 00:31:40.200 --> 00:31:41.960 out with your boys, get a breather, get a beer, and calm 442 00:31:42.079 --> 00:31:45.599 yourself down. That is one of the lessons my grandpa told me. I 443 00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:49.119 refuse to do that. I always beat up Lily before I leave. Then 444 00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:52.960 I go get my beer. Then go get my beer. My friend. 445 00:31:53.000 --> 00:32:00.680 All right, and it it tastes better. It is a little bruise and 446 00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:02.079 stuff. You just feel good like he worked for it. You work, 447 00:32:06.079 --> 00:32:10.759 little bloody today. What happened, man, lady got it lay? So 448 00:32:10.799 --> 00:32:15.160 look at this is this is so in listener, Let's say let's say Chris 449 00:32:15.200 --> 00:32:17.279 Brown did this. He actually gets out the car and walks away. He's 450 00:32:17.279 --> 00:32:21.559 like, I'm getting the I'm getting out of the situation. Rihanna chases after 451 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:25.359 him. At that point I can more not. I can't excuse the biting, 452 00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:29.799 but I can excuse what kind of happens afterwards if she if she were 453 00:32:29.799 --> 00:32:34.440 to start chasing after him. I always say this is just me because it's 454 00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:38.440 it's not about gender, it's about a power dynamic. Because I wouldn't I 455 00:32:38.440 --> 00:32:43.559 don't want to stomp out like a small dude either. So one that's so 456 00:32:43.759 --> 00:32:45.799 easily. Like, do you remember that bage old guy, the bagel boss 457 00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:53.359 guy, Like that's dead? You know you want to let that's not a 458 00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:59.680 line, that's actually real. He died a while ago. I swear to 459 00:32:59.839 --> 00:33:01.119 are, I swear to God. What are you? What are you talking 460 00:33:01.119 --> 00:33:05.640 about? Wait? What are you talking about? The little bagel guy he 461 00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:14.160 went nuts at a bagel shop. Yeah, what are you talking about now? 462 00:33:14.240 --> 00:33:16.640 Actually? I swear to God. What's his name? Bagel guy? 463 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:21.160 I think they called him bagel Boss. I think they call him bagel bagel 464 00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:28.599 guy? No, the bagel guy. Uh, what the fuck is this 465 00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:32.240 guy's name? Angry bage. He's from Long Island. Obviously he's not fucking 466 00:33:32.359 --> 00:33:37.240 dead. Nobody's saying he's dead. He's dead. Bro hold on, no, 467 00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:42.359 look let me look, you're just lying. Okay. So the first 468 00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:46.440 thing that pops up, damn, looks like Bagel Boss died again. He 469 00:33:46.559 --> 00:33:53.160 died again, Chris marking the bagel Boss guy is dead. Uh, the 470 00:33:53.200 --> 00:33:58.200 death of Chris Morgan the bag after he dressed up as the joker at an 471 00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:01.799 open mic and it said, Tom is probably you. No, I don't 472 00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.799 think any of it's real. I don't think he's dead. No, No, 473 00:34:06.039 --> 00:34:13.679 he did die. He had a stroke. I Morgan filmed an episode 474 00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:16.400 of Doctor Us three weeks before the stroke, in which he explained the impact 475 00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:21.039 his anger issues had on his health. He had a stroke, but he's 476 00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:27.960 still alive. I don't understand. Let's see, I'm gonna I'm gonna look 477 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:31.880 at this video. Oh yeah, maybe he didn't. Maybe he maybe he 478 00:34:31.920 --> 00:34:36.400 didn't die. Am I crazy? Maybe he just had a stroke. It's 479 00:34:36.440 --> 00:34:44.800 just completely incapacitated. There's basically from Long Island. Yeah, there's a there's 480 00:34:44.840 --> 00:34:49.320 an x USC fighter from Long Island that I just literally I can't believe. 481 00:34:49.320 --> 00:34:52.320 I just stumbled upon him right now because he he he quit and start doing 482 00:34:52.320 --> 00:34:54.840 real estate. His name is Ali Quinta, and he has a video called 483 00:34:54.960 --> 00:35:00.440 rip Bagel. I'm just like, what a fucking small world, Like, 484 00:35:00.440 --> 00:35:06.119 what are you doing? Dude? So some people are saying, I hope 485 00:35:06.119 --> 00:35:09.360 he finds peace now, he's finally at peace, Ripped the King. I 486 00:35:09.440 --> 00:35:14.920 just don't see any like real day. Yeah, yeah, tube channel? 487 00:35:15.519 --> 00:35:19.760 Where's his YouTube channel? I don't know. I think it still exists because 488 00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:22.440 I remember seeing this news and he had a stroke and I remember hearing that 489 00:35:22.480 --> 00:35:25.639 he died but that could be just like an assumption. Either way, he's 490 00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:37.360 fucked because it's not a good stroke the down guy anyway. I like how 491 00:35:37.360 --> 00:35:42.000 there's a video that says the Downfall like as if he's ever had a fucking 492 00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:46.599 rise. Yeah, he was. He rose to stardom and then like he 493 00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:50.639 had like eight hit albums and then he was caught in the grocery store like 494 00:35:50.719 --> 00:35:57.119 losing his mind and then like everything fell apart from the grocery store. That's 495 00:36:00.119 --> 00:36:04.159 yeah, that's weird. I remember him that it's weird that there's no concrete 496 00:36:04.199 --> 00:36:08.920 answer to this. Yeah, this is actually I really do remember seeing like 497 00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:12.679 a whole thing about him dying, and because I remember because I thought, 498 00:36:12.760 --> 00:36:16.000 like that's so fucking I didn't think, oh, that's so funny, but 499 00:36:16.039 --> 00:36:23.480 I did laugh the bigel Yeah, I see that he's like, yeah, 500 00:36:23.519 --> 00:36:27.440 let's look at the news that is I'm gonna see if there's like recent news. 501 00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:30.320 Uh. Because I mean, he loved me. He had a whole 502 00:36:30.360 --> 00:36:36.719 lass YouTube channel, so I feel like there should be some stuff. I 503 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.039 felt bad for him because he just he just I just I feel like he 504 00:36:38.119 --> 00:36:43.519 just went through his life just being small and pushed around for being small you 505 00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:46.199 know, well, yeah, the weird thing is still it's it's still fucking 506 00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:53.360 crazy. Like the the problem is because I've known some pretty short fucking people 507 00:36:53.400 --> 00:36:57.639 in my life, like shorter than me, like a lot shorter, and 508 00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:04.239 like just kind of owning it and being fun. People kind of like backed 509 00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:07.639 off, and I guess he grew up in I mean, I don't know 510 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:12.599 what Long Island's like. The people would seem pretty island. So yeah, 511 00:37:14.119 --> 00:37:20.519 either it's insane, ether it's insane or it's really rich assholes. Mmm yeah 512 00:37:20.519 --> 00:37:24.599 it's not. It's not a good place, but uh yeah, anyway, 513 00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:36.719 that would have been an interesting fights that'll be watch that I watched it. 514 00:37:37.119 --> 00:37:40.039 Hno, would be his eyes. I think Rihanna would fucking crush him. 515 00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:45.480 Absolutely good. Good thing too. That's the thing too to take into account 516 00:37:45.519 --> 00:37:47.960 right where it's like Chris Brown's like six to one, she's like five seven. 517 00:37:49.719 --> 00:37:53.599 I don't know. Man just comes across as like look if just you 518 00:37:53.639 --> 00:37:57.320 don't you don't if I'm dating somebody who's six to one and they start beating 519 00:37:57.320 --> 00:38:00.960 me up, I'm I'm swinging, okay, Like make no mistake, all 520 00:38:00.039 --> 00:38:05.199 right, I mean you know that's a black widow situation for me, But 521 00:38:06.320 --> 00:38:09.440 uh, I don't know. It just seems it seems. It seems weird 522 00:38:09.440 --> 00:38:14.360 to me that Chris Brown would go on a podcast to talk about it so 523 00:38:14.480 --> 00:38:17.000 late after the fact. Well, I mean that's definitely you definitely have to 524 00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:21.360 deal with like that, you know, like that that ruined his life for 525 00:38:21.400 --> 00:38:24.440 a while. I mean, he was, he was, he was on 526 00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:28.519 a planet at that time, bro was he was. He was like he 527 00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:32.519 was like meteoric at that time that he would also be right back on top 528 00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:36.159 off, he was releasing some fucking bangers. He's just not I mean, 529 00:38:36.159 --> 00:38:38.000 he released when he got out. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie. 530 00:38:38.119 --> 00:38:42.840 I'm not gonna lie. That album he reached when he got out was so 531 00:38:42.920 --> 00:38:45.320 good. I love the worst you you love the worst people. It was 532 00:38:45.360 --> 00:38:52.559 a good album, bro Simpson, Chris Brown arguing all you want that that 533 00:38:52.840 --> 00:38:54.920 was a good album. I don't know, I don't. I don't like 534 00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:59.039 Chris Brown at all. That was a good album. And I was just 535 00:38:59.079 --> 00:39:04.840 like, dang, this is a pretty good album. But I was always 536 00:39:04.880 --> 00:39:09.639 team I was team Neil. I was team Neil. He was just better 537 00:39:10.000 --> 00:39:15.559 like and he's just not looking he's just a better songwriter. He's just like 538 00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:22.199 he's a good producer. He's really he's a fantastic producer a ship. But 539 00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:24.320 I only make fun of him because he tries to hide it. Otherwise I 540 00:39:24.320 --> 00:39:28.199 don't because I don't care if people are bald. It's like it's like Tim 541 00:39:28.280 --> 00:39:35.320 Poole, right, I wouldn't give a he just owned it. People that 542 00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:38.119 people that hide it at all, fucking like you know, they they try, 543 00:39:38.320 --> 00:39:42.119 they have to hide it, Like fuck those people. That's how you 544 00:39:43.039 --> 00:39:45.760 could never catch that nigga without a hat on until he had that mug shot. 545 00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:49.920 And I'm like, you bald bitch, so confusing, Like you're already 546 00:39:50.000 --> 00:39:52.519 it's at that level. If you're at that level, why not just like 547 00:39:52.519 --> 00:39:53.920 if you if you're at that level and you're hiding it, why not just 548 00:39:53.920 --> 00:39:57.119 like get it fixed, Like you could just get it fixed. Oh yeah. 549 00:39:57.320 --> 00:40:01.000 They have tens of millions of dollars and he can easily, like Neil 550 00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:06.559 with his production, with the producing he made a shitload of money just just 551 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:09.480 being a producer. He could have easily just what are they called plugs. 552 00:40:09.960 --> 00:40:15.000 I've seen so many people do hair plugs and and sometimes I don't understand, 553 00:40:15.039 --> 00:40:20.920 like say, Lebron Dream Lebron James is one of the richest people in America 554 00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:27.159 and his hairline is barely fine because you know he would have been bald as 555 00:40:27.159 --> 00:40:30.559 ship. But it's still I'm like, I don't understand. He has all 556 00:40:30.599 --> 00:40:34.039 the money in the fucking world, he just doesn't hair project well. He 557 00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:37.920 think he does, though he used to. He used to wear a bandana 558 00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:40.400 and move it past. His hair was still receding. He could move it 559 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:44.480 back more and more. It was to the point where people were making memes 560 00:40:44.519 --> 00:40:47.559 like that shit's gonna be on the top of his fucking head and like a 561 00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:52.400 chin Street. The whole hairline thing is, it's weird because Lebron Lebron tried, 562 00:40:52.440 --> 00:40:54.360 he tried to fix his hairline, but like, how did I say, 563 00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:57.679 with the amount of money he has, how did he not fix it? 564 00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:00.519 That's not like it's just it's just like the things on a hundred percent 565 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:04.800 of shirt. I've seen amazing hair play. I've seen Tom. We've all 566 00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.599 seen Tom Brady. We've seen Tom Brady. Joel Joel McHale Is that his 567 00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:12.960 name, Joel McHale, Yeah, Joel McHale. Perfect example that motherfucker was 568 00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:15.480 bald ing. And then then then Community, I'm like, oh, it 569 00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:22.159 looks it's really jar is Jeff Winger from Community? Oh Jeff, he was, 570 00:41:22.480 --> 00:41:25.400 he was balding. Yeah, dude, if you watch spider Man two, 571 00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:30.280 literally watch spider Man two, he's the he's the banker in spider Man 572 00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:35.440 two, and he's bald as hell in that. Like he is bald in 573 00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:37.639 in that in that movie. Like straight up, it's it's just weird, 574 00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:43.920 Like I see it work. It's almost like it depends on how your hair 575 00:41:44.000 --> 00:41:47.000 takes it. Because Joe Rogan tried the same thing and it didn't work. 576 00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:52.679 I guess he tried to do hair a long time ago, and then Bull 577 00:41:52.679 --> 00:41:57.760 Seaman or whatever the fuck you know, the weird supplements screwing up his fucking 578 00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:01.639 biochemistry. Yeah, but dude, his head's gotten like three times as big. 579 00:42:04.719 --> 00:42:06.719 Him and Bill I love him and Bill Burr. I love Bill Burr 580 00:42:06.800 --> 00:42:08.840 going on there and Joe Rogan trying to like Bill Burr is great man. 581 00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:12.239 He like, you said you wore the mask. He was like, Joe, 582 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:14.119 shut the fuck up. He was like, shut the fuck up, 583 00:42:14.199 --> 00:42:19.519 Joe. What I'm like, just shut the funk I was so fun My 584 00:42:19.639 --> 00:42:24.039 favorite completely dismissed him. Dude when he says he says my favorite moment because 585 00:42:24.400 --> 00:42:28.159 he's like, oh, man, Like Joe was saying like, oh, 586 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:30.119 you guys are such pussies that wear a mask or whatever, and then he's 587 00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:34.400 like, Oh, you're such a tough guy with your open nose and throat, 588 00:42:34.679 --> 00:42:37.280 and it's like the funny. Like it was the funny because because the 589 00:42:37.360 --> 00:42:40.480 idea of just not wearing one makes you something, Oh you're not a pussy 590 00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.679 now, like, oh, your open nose and throat, you're so tough. 591 00:42:43.840 --> 00:42:45.280 And I was like, that was great. It just work on you, 592 00:42:45.400 --> 00:42:47.920 Joe, your knuckles, your knuckles already driving across the floor. I 593 00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:52.400 would have worked. That's such a great clip. He just roasted the ship 594 00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:58.719 out of him. It is a great clip. Man. Speaking of celebrities, 595 00:42:58.760 --> 00:43:07.280 Bilbert to Pete, Wait, what where'd he go go? You've gotten 596 00:43:07.280 --> 00:43:12.679 to a car accident. I do want to ask before we before we move 597 00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.039 on to questions, because we missed a lot. There's a lot of stuff 598 00:43:15.079 --> 00:43:17.239 that actually happened. Then, I think is kind of interesting. Uh, 599 00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:22.800 do you guys know of a comedian by the name of Matt Rife. I 600 00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:28.480 just learned about him like a week ago. Actually, yeah, I've known 601 00:43:28.519 --> 00:43:31.440 about him for a while because he would his TikTok. His his videos would 602 00:43:31.679 --> 00:43:35.239 come across my TikTok algorithm because I was watching a lot of stand up. 603 00:43:36.079 --> 00:43:37.840 I hadn't seen any of them. Oh you're watching down a bunch of I 604 00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:40.440 watch a lot of stand up, Like like, my algorithm on TikTok just 605 00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:43.840 feeds me a lot of stand up clips, which is great because I love 606 00:43:43.880 --> 00:43:45.639 that, gotcha. But Matt Rife shows up and every time it's just like 607 00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:49.360 crowd work and it's like really kind of boring. Like he's kind of got 608 00:43:49.360 --> 00:43:52.920 this reputation of being like, oh, you're successful because you're attractive and like 609 00:43:53.000 --> 00:43:58.599 women have kind of propelled you into the into the forefront of the comedian. 610 00:43:59.159 --> 00:44:00.760 Yeah, yeah, exactly, because he's like, oh, how pretty he 611 00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:05.719 is. And so he came up with his Netflix special and it's just not 612 00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:08.320 good because it's no crowd work and it's just material and he's just not good 613 00:44:08.360 --> 00:44:13.280 at doing material. But he's also like I guess he got some plastic surgery 614 00:44:13.320 --> 00:44:15.719 because he was like super insecure and there was this thing where like his doctor 615 00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:22.079 which I'm pretty sure it's like illegal, but he heavily this this surgeon makes 616 00:44:22.119 --> 00:44:27.039 like a like this TikTok video where he's like he's dancing or something or it's 617 00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:32.440 like some something where and the caption is when you create the best jawline you've 618 00:44:32.480 --> 00:44:37.559 ever created, and the patient immediately gets canceled. And it's clearly, like 619 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:42.679 all the comments are like it's it's very clearly matt Rife and met Rife even 620 00:44:42.679 --> 00:44:50.000 commented like something like, uh, it's illegal to it's illegal to uh oh 621 00:44:50.119 --> 00:44:54.199 that maybe something yeah, like a hippa thing or he didn't use the word 622 00:44:54.280 --> 00:44:57.800 hippa or like or like the acronym, but like he said something along the 623 00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:01.119 lines of like it's illegal to patient confidentiality, like whatever the fuck, like 624 00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:06.599 this is uh, this is illegal or whatever, which is crazy because like 625 00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:12.119 get canceled. Yeah, because his comment his so first of all, he's 626 00:45:12.159 --> 00:45:15.000 just not he I've always thought he was just not funny. So like this 627 00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:19.280 is not me jumping on like some bandwagon words because his special apparently like keep 628 00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:22.440 in mind, he was propelled by women into the forefront because women thought he 629 00:45:22.480 --> 00:45:24.519 was attractive. He was like everybody was in his comments and boosting him and 630 00:45:24.559 --> 00:45:27.760 like that's how he got notoriety, was all these women in his comments. 631 00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:30.679 I know a bunch of comedians that red ride for him too, like a 632 00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:34.679 bunch of I'm not like for for me personally. Comedians are also like weirdly, 633 00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:39.519 there's a comedians are loyal in that way. And I know bur I 634 00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:44.880 know Burr ride for him. I know what you call it? Does that 635 00:45:45.000 --> 00:45:47.199 there's that gross Nigga had to call himself the machine whatever money is that fucking 636 00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:53.079 Yeah, there's him, there's there's the Asian guy and his friend and bad 637 00:45:53.119 --> 00:46:02.039 friends. And I've heard right, right, I don't think that was Well, 638 00:46:02.159 --> 00:46:08.000 here's the thing. It's it's it's a situation where like he's not very 639 00:46:08.039 --> 00:46:13.719 funny. But people were kind of there were people dismissing him because he was 640 00:46:13.760 --> 00:46:15.840 attractive, right, because he's like oh, and that was kind of I 641 00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:19.559 think that was the angle that they were going for. More like it's like, 642 00:46:19.559 --> 00:46:21.519 hey, listen, man, this guy's been working in the clubs for 643 00:46:21.559 --> 00:46:25.960 a long time. Like he's not just he's not coming out of nowhere and 644 00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:30.599 he's not just like having success kind of handed off to him just because he's 645 00:46:30.599 --> 00:46:31.719 attractive, he's been working at this for a really really long time, and 646 00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:37.199 that was kind of that is the the the statement that a lot of comedians 647 00:46:37.239 --> 00:46:39.039 have, or like the where a lot of comedians are coming from, where 648 00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:42.239 it's like, no, it's not it's not cool to us to pretend like 649 00:46:42.280 --> 00:46:44.440 he just came out of nowhere. He's been doing this for like ten years, 650 00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:47.719 so like that's fucked up. It's not just because he's attracted, but 651 00:46:47.760 --> 00:46:52.840 it absolutely also is because he's attractive. Like he definitely is as popular as 652 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:57.400 he is because he's conventionally attractive. He'd probably still be relatively famous, but 653 00:46:57.440 --> 00:47:00.719 like it would be a very different situation. And so you have this audience 654 00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:06.119 of women who are like, yeah, dude, and then his Netflix special 655 00:47:06.159 --> 00:47:10.480 comes out and it's just very very it's very guy centric jokes, and it's 656 00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:14.159 like there's like jokes about like domestic violence. He's like, oh, well, 657 00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:15.920 you know, you wouldn't have a black eye if you were just in 658 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:22.000 the kitchen and stuff like that, and it's like I watched, I watched, 659 00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:27.199 I watched some of it, and it's just kind of like I love 660 00:47:27.360 --> 00:47:30.480 Edgie comedians, right, but like it's just so it felt you know what, 661 00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:36.239 it felt like. It felt like a desperate attempt to like, no, 662 00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:39.400 I'm not I'm not like a girls comedian, you know what I mean. 663 00:47:39.880 --> 00:47:43.119 Like it felt like a really desperate attempt to be like, no, 664 00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:45.320 no, no, no, no, I'm I'm fucking cool. I'm a 665 00:47:45.400 --> 00:47:49.199 guy. I'm I'm a guys guy. Look at my crazy jawline. Look 666 00:47:49.199 --> 00:47:54.199 at how masculine I am. Now, yeah, he still across that way. 667 00:47:54.360 --> 00:47:58.239 Yeah, I mean he looks good. Like I'm not gonna like complain 668 00:47:58.239 --> 00:48:01.400 of it, but he's guy. Yeah, I will say this, The 669 00:48:01.440 --> 00:48:05.280 biggest problem I have with it is it even that the material isn't great, 670 00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:09.320 or that it's kind of derivative and boring. He laughs after every fucking sentence 671 00:48:09.360 --> 00:48:17.880 he says. And I hate I hate that. There's very few people who 672 00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:22.239 I think can do that and get away with it. Like It's a comedian 673 00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:23.880 that I've been listening to a lot lately, Shane Shane Gillis. I think 674 00:48:23.880 --> 00:48:25.880 Shane Gillis is funny. But he does that a little bit too, like 675 00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:30.480 we'll he'll he'll laugh after like a lot of the things that he said, 676 00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:37.400 yes, yes, yeah, he literally he literally has a bit about that. 677 00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:45.119 I think I'm sorry you can't. He literally wrote that, I'm pretty 678 00:48:45.159 --> 00:48:49.480 sure like he wrote that exactly. He said he like barely he said, 679 00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:52.400 he barely dodged it is what he is, what he said. But he's 680 00:48:52.719 --> 00:48:55.760 he's got some good but like actually he's like funny, like a genuinely funny 681 00:48:55.800 --> 00:49:00.639 dude. Like he got canceled Inity Central, he got canceled Comedy Central, 682 00:49:00.679 --> 00:49:05.239 he got canceled from He got fired from Saturday Night Live before he got hired, 683 00:49:05.480 --> 00:49:07.880 like the day, I think the day he got it was announced that 684 00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:09.480 he was coming on Saturday Night Life. He got fired immediately because like some 685 00:49:09.519 --> 00:49:13.920 podcast of his, some podcast club of his from like ten years ago, 686 00:49:13.960 --> 00:49:20.920 came out of him saying like a slur or something, but it was I 687 00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:25.199 don't know, like it's but he's a very like he's one of the more 688 00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:31.280 modern like edgy comedians and he's funny. Yeah, it's right, right, 689 00:49:31.320 --> 00:49:35.480 And so people like coming at Matt Rife and people are like people, oh, 690 00:49:35.480 --> 00:49:37.719 they only hate him because he's like because he's offensive. And it's like 691 00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:44.239 Matt Rife isn't even remotely offensive, dude. It was like Fisher Price offensive, 692 00:49:44.880 --> 00:49:46.199 you know what I mean, yeah, a lot of people are trying 693 00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:50.679 like, uh, Jimmy Carr came out with a special and same thing. 694 00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:54.039 He's such a posh brit guy and he's the same deal, same fucking deal, 695 00:49:54.119 --> 00:49:58.079 like trying to be like these people. What they're trying to do. 696 00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:00.559 It's like what a lot of a lot of our favorite YouTubers try to do. 697 00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:05.079 They try and cancel, they try to get canceled, and they're like, 698 00:50:05.440 --> 00:50:07.679 oh, oh but I don't get canceled. And then I remember matt 699 00:50:07.760 --> 00:50:12.559 Rive did something like some sort of apology or whatever. He said, if 700 00:50:12.559 --> 00:50:15.000 you get offended by this, uh, he sent a link right, and 701 00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:19.119 yeah, said, here's a link to my here's a link to my apology 702 00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:21.039 if you're offended by what I had to say, and it'd link to like 703 00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:24.960 some sight selling special needs helmets, which to me was funnier than the entire 704 00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:30.440 special. Yeah, that was actually kind of funny. That was like, 705 00:50:30.119 --> 00:50:32.679 it's something that I'd do, but it would probably be way worse than special 706 00:50:32.760 --> 00:50:42.559 need helmets. Meat spin and look imber. The thing the fabatic The thing 707 00:50:42.599 --> 00:50:45.559 about it is that like I get the impulse. I get it because when 708 00:50:45.559 --> 00:50:49.719 you're when you're making videos, like, there have been so many people who've 709 00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:52.280 come to me over the years You've been like who've told me like my videos 710 00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:55.360 were like offensive or whatever. And it's frustrating. It's annoying, especially when 711 00:50:55.400 --> 00:50:58.679 you're not like not setting out to do that. You're just trying to make 712 00:50:58.679 --> 00:51:00.599 people laugh. In most of the people who are like digesting it enjoy it, 713 00:51:01.280 --> 00:51:04.639 and so like you just have these like random people kind of coming in 714 00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:07.559 from the outside complain. I get the impulse to kind of double down or 715 00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:10.559 not to care, but I do think at the same time, it's like 716 00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:16.360 there's a difference between doing an edgy joke and just being like kind of lazy, 717 00:51:16.719 --> 00:51:20.280 Like it's very easy. I think what pulled me out of it or 718 00:51:20.280 --> 00:51:22.920 what got me less interested in that stuff was just how easy it was and 719 00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:25.960 how easy I noticed it being for so many other people, where it's just 720 00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:29.599 like, oh, you don't even have to really construct a joke or write 721 00:51:29.639 --> 00:51:32.079 anything funny. You just kind of if you just say something shocking, people 722 00:51:32.119 --> 00:51:37.840 will respond to it as if it's like really brilliant, And that's I resent 723 00:51:37.920 --> 00:51:40.519 that because it's like really boring and bland and lame. It just like lowers 724 00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:47.159 the ceiling or like lowers the expectations of everybody else when like that's considered like, 725 00:51:47.199 --> 00:51:51.000 oh, well, you offended somebody, so you're funny, and it's 726 00:51:51.079 --> 00:51:53.400 like, no, you can be funny and offend people, but like it's 727 00:51:53.519 --> 00:52:00.599 there's a those are distinctly different. No, there's actually uh uh uh. 728 00:52:00.760 --> 00:52:02.880 I would say one of the reasons why I like the Cometown podcast so much 729 00:52:04.000 --> 00:52:08.079 is uh they weren't saying, particularly Nick Mullen, he wasn't saying things to 730 00:52:08.320 --> 00:52:12.880 be offensive. He was just saying what popped in his head and happened to 731 00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:16.400 be very offensive. And like one of the funniest things like there's a Simpson 732 00:52:16.519 --> 00:52:22.599 super cut of Colmtown and they're making fun of the punching bag Adam Freedlan. 733 00:52:22.039 --> 00:52:24.280 They're making fun of him saying, is Dick a small? This this all 734 00:52:24.280 --> 00:52:27.880 the Simpsons characters are saying, is Dick is small and all this shit. 735 00:52:28.119 --> 00:52:31.039 They're comparing it to like Bart's piece. But then it went to oh, 736 00:52:31.119 --> 00:52:35.760 you're you're, you're, you're Dick is smaller than Maggie's clit or something, 737 00:52:36.119 --> 00:52:38.719 so like obviously let's get into like really that, And then it got to 738 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:44.639 the point where doing a Barney gumble doing a Barney impression, and like Adam's 739 00:52:44.639 --> 00:52:46.679 walking in the room and it's like, Hey, is that Maggie's pussy? 740 00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:52.079 And this the implications of Barney Gumbel knowing what Maggie's pussy looks like, it's 741 00:52:52.119 --> 00:52:54.840 one of the funniest fucking things I ever heard of. But like it's not 742 00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:58.360 like they're like, oh man, what is the fun What is the most 743 00:52:58.440 --> 00:53:00.440 edges thing I could think of? It was just the stupidest thing they can 744 00:53:00.519 --> 00:53:04.360 think of off the top of their head. And when you think about it, 745 00:53:04.440 --> 00:53:07.760 like this is I remember seeing a comment on that video I was watching, 746 00:53:07.800 --> 00:53:10.599 and it's like, this is one episode that I would I could never 747 00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:17.360 let my coworkers here because they just understand what they're listening to and that's it's 748 00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:22.320 fun. It's just that it's definitely as someone I was, like, I 749 00:53:22.360 --> 00:53:24.199 was a big fan of comedy before I actually really am starting to lose a 750 00:53:24.199 --> 00:53:30.079 lot of my love for comedians. Bill Burr will always be someone I respect 751 00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:34.880 heavily, absolutely Bill Bert, but in general's comedians, I don't know, 752 00:53:34.920 --> 00:53:40.960 I I I I am, I am. I say horrible ship a lot, 753 00:53:42.119 --> 00:53:44.960 right, A lot. I say horrible things a lot, and I 754 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:47.599 make a lot of jokes, but I also aim my jokes towards people that 755 00:53:47.679 --> 00:53:51.320 are like, you know, like I'm not going to outwardly try to offend 756 00:53:51.440 --> 00:53:55.039 someone of particular groups. And though a lot of people don't see the problem 757 00:53:55.039 --> 00:54:00.760 with that, I think a lot of things can be and be hurtful to 758 00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:04.159 other people. So I try, Like when I watch comedians that I'm like, 759 00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:07.280 I'm just saying what I think, and I'm just trying to voice how 760 00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:08.960 I feel. And it's a bunch of Nigga comedians that say that now too, 761 00:54:09.159 --> 00:54:14.280 which makes me feel even more terrible. And I'm just like, I 762 00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:17.639 just I just disconnect with them where I'm like, dude, time and Place. 763 00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:21.519 That's why my brain is really get into just like the time place. 764 00:54:21.599 --> 00:54:27.239 You know, understand you have some beliefs that are offensive, you know. 765 00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:30.960 I think a lot of it is just so ill. A lot of it 766 00:54:30.039 --> 00:54:35.039 is just like not well constructed, you know what I mean, Like I 767 00:54:35.039 --> 00:54:39.079 don't know, like there's a like I think actually, like Dave Chappelle is 768 00:54:39.119 --> 00:54:42.519 kind of guilty of this too, but like at the same time, he's 769 00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:45.039 also like the best, like one of the better examples of it too, 770 00:54:45.039 --> 00:54:49.559 because he's like, he's done really really great shit with like really really offensive 771 00:54:49.559 --> 00:54:51.639 shit, and he's also kind of phoned it in a couple of times. 772 00:54:52.000 --> 00:54:53.880 I think, and I say that as somebody who really likes Stave Chapelle, 773 00:54:53.920 --> 00:54:58.360 he's like, what probably top five comedians to me, But like, I 774 00:54:58.480 --> 00:55:00.400 like, I like, I can watch and I could think it's funny, 775 00:55:00.880 --> 00:55:06.400 but I also think it's extremely offensive at the same time, Like I'm watching 776 00:55:06.440 --> 00:55:08.079 it and I'm hearing what he's saying, and I laughed when I watched it, 777 00:55:08.360 --> 00:55:14.000 and I'm like, you are being extremely dissprightful. Davies, Well is 778 00:55:14.039 --> 00:55:17.599 it? Is? It unbelievably so the question the question is is it funnier 779 00:55:17.599 --> 00:55:22.440 than it is offensive? Or is it like like it is it offensive? 780 00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:25.000 Validates. I think that totally validates because that's all your that's all comedy is 781 00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:28.000 supposed to be. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be funnier than 782 00:55:28.039 --> 00:55:30.679 it is offensive, like a million percent. It can be offensive to get 783 00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:32.440 to the point of being funny, but like it still needs to it still 784 00:55:32.440 --> 00:55:36.599 needs to be so funny that it doesn't matter that it's offensive because everybody kind 785 00:55:36.599 --> 00:55:38.960 of gets it. Everybody's out on the joke. I think Sticks and Stones 786 00:55:39.840 --> 00:55:44.559 was like which was one of I think I think the the second one. 787 00:55:44.639 --> 00:55:51.280 I think two Specials Ago for from Chappelle, that ship was hysterical. That 788 00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:53.559 was like one of the best. That's one of my favorite ones of his 789 00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:58.840 personally. When he's talking about like the Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson, 790 00:55:59.519 --> 00:56:01.360 like you imagine it's like going to school after that shit, It's like, 791 00:56:01.400 --> 00:56:06.159 how was your weekend? How is my weekend? Oh yeah, Michael shucked 792 00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:12.000 my dick like that. It is it is, it is. I feel 793 00:56:13.000 --> 00:56:15.519 that Asian joke killed me bro when he was like, this is how I 794 00:56:15.559 --> 00:56:22.639 feel inside. I get killed bunch. It is and it is no but 795 00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:25.000 hold on, but it is offensive, but it is funny. It's just 796 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:29.800 objectively funny. And then like the two that he came out afterwards were just 797 00:56:29.880 --> 00:56:32.079 kind of like they didn't offend me. I don't get offended by anything, 798 00:56:32.079 --> 00:56:37.840 but like they weren't as they weren't as tightly constructed as like Six and Stones 799 00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:39.400 were, or they didn't have like the punches that Six and Stones had where 800 00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:44.800 it's like, oh, like you're supposed to wade into the way I feel 801 00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:47.280 about it is like you're almost like wading into trash and like kind of like 802 00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:52.480 getting yourself really really filthy in the hopes that you pull out something really really 803 00:56:52.480 --> 00:56:55.239 amazing out of the garbage, right, and pulling something out of the garbage 804 00:56:55.280 --> 00:57:00.559 that's worth it justifies how dirty you get. That's kind of I think about 805 00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:02.679 like offensive jokes in general. It's like you can wait in that stuff and 806 00:57:02.719 --> 00:57:07.159 you can get really filthy, you could get really really like enveloped in that 807 00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:08.039 ship, but as long as you pull something out at the end, that 808 00:57:08.199 --> 00:57:12.159 justifies why you even dove in there in the first place. I think it's 809 00:57:12.159 --> 00:57:15.280 okay. And the problem is that a lot of people aren't willing to eat. 810 00:57:15.559 --> 00:57:19.480 A lot of people are just waiting around on the surface and getting dirty 811 00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:22.400 and pretending like, hey, look at me, I'm doing I'm doing work. 812 00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:24.840 But you're just kind of just saying shit, you know what I mean. 813 00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:28.039 Yeah, I don't know if that makes sense, but that's how I 814 00:57:28.039 --> 00:57:30.199 think about it. It does. It does make sense. And like there's 815 00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:35.920 there is first and foremost. I when it comes to a comedy setting, 816 00:57:36.280 --> 00:57:38.400 I think it's always the right place I think that is. I think, 817 00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:43.840 I really think a lot of people just need to not enough people practice the 818 00:57:44.119 --> 00:57:49.199 like if you don't like it, don't listen you can agree, because that's 819 00:57:49.280 --> 00:57:52.320 kind of just nuts to me. I wish people really would do that. 820 00:57:52.639 --> 00:57:57.119 It's like I always say sometimes if someone's criticizing my shit, whit, why 821 00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:59.360 why are you still here? I don't I don't understand. If you don't 822 00:57:59.400 --> 00:58:01.079 like this, don't wait your energy, like, go listen to stuff that 823 00:58:01.159 --> 00:58:07.000 you enjoy. I truly believe you should do that. So that's how and 824 00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:12.199 I silently, like say, Joe Rogan was a big example where when he 825 00:58:12.360 --> 00:58:15.519 started, when you went insane and moved to Texas and everything, I'm just 826 00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:17.360 like, well, this ain't for me anymore. Hell of a run, 827 00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:22.480 you know. And it's not like I need to come on and go at 828 00:58:22.599 --> 00:58:24.320 Joe or do you know, try to be like hey, yeah you fucking 829 00:58:24.360 --> 00:58:27.880 like fuck, I don't care. It's just not for me anymore. You 830 00:58:27.960 --> 00:58:32.360 can do whatever shit you want to do now. And that's how I want, 831 00:58:32.440 --> 00:58:35.159 you know, our show to be ran, because like every once in 832 00:58:35.199 --> 00:58:37.639 a while, there would be some a message or something about like hey, 833 00:58:37.760 --> 00:58:43.119 hey how about this, or like a suggestion about something that was maybe a 834 00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:46.599 little borderline offensive or maybe like trigger warnings or something like that, and it's 835 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:50.239 like, you know, I understand where these people are coming from, but 836 00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:53.039 it's like this is the wrong show. It's just the wrong show. Like 837 00:58:53.159 --> 00:58:58.960 this is not it's not that's if you know, if you run into that 838 00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:00.239 too many times, it's like, well, I don't know what to tell 839 00:59:00.239 --> 00:59:04.960 you. It's like you're not gonna have a good time because this is just 840 00:59:05.000 --> 00:59:07.519 off the cuff, right, this is this is just what we're doing. 841 00:59:07.239 --> 00:59:12.920 For me. It's weird because I'm simultaneously a bleeding heart and also someone that 842 00:59:13.119 --> 00:59:17.360 is willing to say horrible ship and I laugh at bad fuck ship. So 843 00:59:17.599 --> 00:59:21.840 just in the very middle ground where I'm like, why do you laugh? 844 00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:24.719 Have you? Why do you laugh? I laugh as I cannot believe it. 845 00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:30.880 I don't laugh because I think it's fe You think it's funny. No 846 00:59:30.920 --> 00:59:32.159 no, no, no, no, no no no no, I don't 847 00:59:32.159 --> 00:59:37.400 think it's funny. I'm shocked. I'm in disbelief it's funny because I don't 848 00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:43.400 think it is funny. It is like when it's it's funny, yes, 849 00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:46.440 exactly, it's outrageousness, like someone like right now, me and Crystal making 850 00:59:46.440 --> 00:59:52.079 this joke that Derek just hurt us. We just said vegegro That is so 851 00:59:52.199 --> 00:59:57.559 stupid. But the idea of the idea of someone changing that little bit of 852 00:59:57.599 --> 01:00:01.440 vegeta's name into that, and it's just all character now with a monkey's tail 853 01:00:01.440 --> 01:00:06.440 and nappy hair trying to fight go quarter that sh it is just like who 854 01:00:06.480 --> 01:00:10.000 the fun wouldn't make that? That's funny to me. It's not funny because 855 01:00:10.000 --> 01:00:14.760 of the racial undertone. It's funny because of the fact that so little was 856 01:00:14.880 --> 01:00:17.360 changed about it and how much of it. But it's still funny. That's 857 01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:21.519 the that's the That's what I'm saying, is like the absurdity of it is 858 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:24.800 what makes it funny. Like the absurdity that someone would the idea, the 859 01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:28.800 idea, okay, the idea that someone would even say that in the first 860 01:00:28.840 --> 01:00:30.440 place, and that would even cross somebody's mind, and then the image that 861 01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:35.679 it conjures is funny, Like it's just objective, it's just funny. But 862 01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:39.280 so there's you know, so he hurt isn't funny, right, but like 863 01:00:39.360 --> 01:00:44.119 someone getting hurt and like a guy, people getting hurt isn't funny. But 864 01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:45.440 I just sent a video in the chat. I don't know if you watched 865 01:00:45.440 --> 01:00:49.800 it. It's in the chat right now. It isn't if you click on 866 01:00:49.880 --> 01:00:53.639 it right now. What's funny is the situation and the story that leads to 867 01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:59.000 where that iseo is another example. This is another example of kicks and being 868 01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:01.039 a sociopath because it's just a video of a guy falling to his death and 869 01:01:01.039 --> 01:01:06.320 he's laughing at someone fall the sky. It's one falling out the sky and 870 01:01:06.360 --> 01:01:09.800 I'm like, what what happened here? And I think he has a briefcase 871 01:01:09.880 --> 01:01:14.079 to like what was he doing? Was he on a work trip? Didn't 872 01:01:14.079 --> 01:01:16.199 want to go to the next trip? Like that's what's funny. It's not 873 01:01:16.440 --> 01:01:22.239 funny that the guy is probably gone is but but but what I'm saying is 874 01:01:22.400 --> 01:01:28.880 there is there is comedy there, like there's a there is there is there 875 01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:34.039 is a funniest of everything. I think, guys, uh, I think 876 01:01:34.079 --> 01:01:37.559 the testament to everything we're saying is every fucking year, when nine to eleven 877 01:01:37.639 --> 01:01:43.440 rolls around, you see some some wild ship that will make you laugh. 878 01:01:44.039 --> 01:01:47.599 You see somebody is posting something fucking stupid, Like when I saw when I 879 01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:58.239 saw the gift of Will Smith dancing the stomping the that ship, like that 880 01:01:58.440 --> 01:02:00.159 was it for me. I was like, okay, and this is how 881 01:02:00.199 --> 01:02:05.280 could you not laugh at this? It's so The crazy one for me was 882 01:02:05.360 --> 01:02:13.880 my friend a mean made one where Sonic is grinding the rails away from the 883 01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:19.079 world to as they're falling. The Sonic thinks it's a set piece. He 884 01:02:19.199 --> 01:02:22.519 thinks he's just doing City Escape Part three, and I'm like, what the 885 01:02:23.000 --> 01:02:30.000 this is so regret feeling if that event didn't happen, There's no way that 886 01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:34.639 joke is funny. Rights man dancing on the tower, Sonic doing that, 887 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:37.679 There's no way it's funny. It People just be like, I don't get 888 01:02:37.679 --> 01:02:40.159 it right. If nothing happened like we just did on the Empire State Building 889 01:02:40.199 --> 01:02:43.079 or some shit, it'd be like, Okay, what the fuck was that? 890 01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.159 So but for you, for me, when it comes to when it 891 01:02:45.159 --> 01:02:50.119 comes to these groups that are being hurt, are being offended by these words, 892 01:02:50.599 --> 01:02:52.400 that's where my heart was, like, I'm in a very weird space. 893 01:02:52.559 --> 01:02:58.320 I'm like, I understand, I don't feel the way at all man, 894 01:02:59.360 --> 01:03:01.039 and and and I'm not saying you have to that's not what I'm going 895 01:03:01.079 --> 01:03:05.440 for. I'm not saying anyone has to I'm not saying anyone needs to feel 896 01:03:05.519 --> 01:03:07.119 kind of like you said, time and place, like, there are certain 897 01:03:07.159 --> 01:03:10.760 settings where you're not gonna say some really fucked up stuff. But when it 898 01:03:10.800 --> 01:03:15.199 comes to but when it comes to what's happening, what's happens is that a 899 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:17.679 lot of people are trying to push against that. A lot of people want 900 01:03:17.719 --> 01:03:21.320 to push against that because of the fact that it's a joke. Right, 901 01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:23.239 Like I ended like the word retard, Right, I've started using it more, 902 01:03:23.239 --> 01:03:27.039 and I don't like that I use it more because of you guys. 903 01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:30.039 You guys say it on here and I shouldn't using it. I kind of 904 01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:31.519 take that I took the word out of my vocabulary. I just stopped. 905 01:03:31.559 --> 01:03:34.760 I was like, yeah, would say fucking stupid, and I try to 906 01:03:34.760 --> 01:03:37.480 say fucking stupid. Right. I understand when you guys say you have no 907 01:03:37.599 --> 01:03:39.639 ill will to people that are that have special needs or disabled, right, 908 01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:44.000 That's why I'm not changing my vocabulary. That's right, Right, It's exactly 909 01:03:44.039 --> 01:03:46.000 what defend some of them. Right, So when I exist, right, 910 01:03:46.320 --> 01:03:52.039 it doesn't like defend retarded people. It defends other people that are advocating for, 911 01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:54.519 you know, people who have more often than not, Yes, right, 912 01:03:54.599 --> 01:03:57.480 more often than not. You're very right. Well, first of all, 913 01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:01.239 I'm sure some retarded people are are offended by it. I'm certainly retardation. 914 01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:05.239 Are we talking about something now, we're getting now, we're getting into 915 01:04:05.239 --> 01:04:10.599 the meeting, that meeting potatoes in the discussion even that, Like, I 916 01:04:10.599 --> 01:04:13.519 wouldn't like the way you guys referenced it. I understand you guys have no 917 01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:15.880 ill will towards it, but I would have never said it like that ever. 918 01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:17.039 I would just I would not say that there people something to say, 919 01:04:17.079 --> 01:04:20.239 people have problems with it, or people with people with different needs to have 920 01:04:20.280 --> 01:04:24.239 problems with it. Right, there's nothing wrong with it but saying it. 921 01:04:24.320 --> 01:04:29.199 But what happened? Every now and then I'll go through I unfortunately, me 922 01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.280 being a dumb ass building hard I'm scrolling to whatever I'm scrolling through, and 923 01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:35.519 then some person's venting about, well, how that word has completely alienated them, 924 01:04:35.639 --> 01:04:41.079 and I'm like, ah, man, well, pers here here's the 925 01:04:41.079 --> 01:04:45.119 thing, here's the thing. I and maybe this isn't super uh smart, 926 01:04:45.199 --> 01:04:50.159 right, but I I think about life and the and and the world generally 927 01:04:50.679 --> 01:04:56.679 a lot from the perspective of and this is just because of like the influence 928 01:04:56.719 --> 01:05:00.800 of this guy had on me. But I think about George Carr a lot 929 01:05:00.920 --> 01:05:03.039 because I feel like he was like very very smart and just like very very 930 01:05:03.039 --> 01:05:05.119 wise, with a lot of stuff he said and a lot of stuff that 931 01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:08.559 you would talk about and even to like some of these documentaries of just him 932 01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:13.400 like later in life and just kind of like reflecting on stuff. And I 933 01:05:13.480 --> 01:05:23.039 do think it's it's frustrating how right wing it has, like it's been like 934 01:05:23.039 --> 01:05:26.559 like kind of contorted into this right wing perspective. The idea of just being 935 01:05:27.079 --> 01:05:31.679 direct, blunt and honest with your language has become because I feel like when 936 01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:35.880 when we say stuff like oh, people with different needs, it's like it's 937 01:05:35.920 --> 01:05:39.840 just this like soft language that's kind of getting in the way of just what 938 01:05:39.880 --> 01:05:43.400 we're trying to say, you know what I mean, I just I I'm 939 01:05:43.400 --> 01:05:45.480 not like advocating for people to oh, yeah, you should be able to 940 01:05:45.559 --> 01:05:47.920 run and run into a supermarket and just shout the end word at random people 941 01:05:47.960 --> 01:05:51.719 with no fucking consequence. It's insane. But at the same time, it's 942 01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:57.840 like, you know what, what is it about the word retarded that is 943 01:05:57.920 --> 01:06:00.760 worse than any of its substitutes, And at a certain point, won't their 944 01:06:00.800 --> 01:06:05.119 substitutes just become as bad as retarded and then we'll have to find something else. 945 01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:11.880 Just it just seems like this really endless loop of keeping people unable to 946 01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:14.280 communicate with each other. And that's really what I don't like. I want 947 01:06:14.320 --> 01:06:16.320 to be able to be direct with people and be blunt with people. I'm 948 01:06:16.320 --> 01:06:19.559 not trying to be offensive, right, I'm not trying to be like, 949 01:06:19.840 --> 01:06:23.840 oh edgy, I'm not trying to like, oh man, I'm saying telling 950 01:06:23.840 --> 01:06:25.519 it how it is. It's just a matter of just like, dude, 951 01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:30.719 you're not how many how many syllables do we have to add to a word 952 01:06:30.800 --> 01:06:33.800 to make it okay? Like it's it's it's it's weird. The scenario of 953 01:06:33.840 --> 01:06:38.000 that too, though, Like see, that's why I say, for example, 954 01:06:38.039 --> 01:06:41.360 if there was somebody who I was that I perceived as being like mentally 955 01:06:41.360 --> 01:06:45.760 disabled and handicap whatever you want to say, of course I wouldn't use that 956 01:06:45.800 --> 01:06:48.320 type of language around them. That's kind of common that is common sense. 957 01:06:48.719 --> 01:06:54.119 But if I'm studying or I'm with my boys, I'm on my fucking podcast 958 01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:57.800 or something something like that. It's like, no, that's when I can 959 01:06:57.840 --> 01:07:02.119 do my thing and you're entering this space. If you don't like this space, 960 01:07:02.199 --> 01:07:08.480 I say like no, like respectfully, just find something that you enjoy. 961 01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:11.119 It's not like you know how people try to say like, oh, 962 01:07:11.159 --> 01:07:13.199 fuck off, like you try to be like all edgy or some shit. 963 01:07:13.280 --> 01:07:16.000 I'm like, no, I genuinely mean. If there's a fucking video game, 964 01:07:16.000 --> 01:07:19.239 it's like that pronoun shit that happened with Starfield. If it really bothers 965 01:07:19.239 --> 01:07:23.679 you that badly, just don't fuck play, Just don't fucking play it, 966 01:07:23.800 --> 01:07:26.519 Like what are you doing? What do you do? How could you even? 967 01:07:26.920 --> 01:07:30.079 How could you even freak out about something like that? So same goes 968 01:07:30.119 --> 01:07:33.920 with like people using specific words, if they're using them around you in a 969 01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:38.239 in a public setting or something. I understand that, I really do. 970 01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:41.360 I understand, like sometimes because my mom's one of those people, and I 971 01:07:41.360 --> 01:07:44.440 hate it if she starts hearing some shit she doesn't like, or she sees 972 01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:45.559 something she doesn't like, she interjects, and I'm like, mom, one 973 01:07:45.599 --> 01:07:49.360 day is gonna get you killed. Stop doing it. Some fucking guys started 974 01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:53.360 abusing his pregnant girlfriend, and my mom fucking intervenes, and I'm like, 975 01:07:53.679 --> 01:07:57.280 if he's gonna abuse his fucking pregnant girlfriend, what do you think that motherfucker's 976 01:07:57.280 --> 01:08:00.000 gonna do to you? You don't get you know what, You're right, 977 01:08:00.199 --> 01:08:02.519 You're right, you're right about like that, right, but it hurts my 978 01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:06.119 heart. My instinct, my instinct is to get involved. Right. That 979 01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:09.599 is a really bad, thuriest thing I had to learn when I was growing 980 01:08:09.639 --> 01:08:12.920 up in New York City, right because I watched superhero shit and I watched 981 01:08:13.000 --> 01:08:17.279 Pound Rangers and I and I've always my my sister. What I say is 982 01:08:17.359 --> 01:08:20.239 that you have like the fucking heart of a hero in this world where heroes 983 01:08:20.239 --> 01:08:25.279 should not exist, and it's stupid like this, even though I was tiny, 984 01:08:25.359 --> 01:08:27.680 i'd feel bad, like, you know, the kids will cry. 985 01:08:27.680 --> 01:08:29.920 I were going up like hey, it's okay, and I would try to 986 01:08:29.960 --> 01:08:33.199 be friends with them and it's stupid. It's a pussy. It is absolutely 987 01:08:33.239 --> 01:08:39.199 such a pussy reflex to be a kid like that. But it's it's it's 988 01:08:39.319 --> 01:08:42.800 where that like nature of like people, some people, it's just some people 989 01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:46.199 having that like you care about other groups and you want you want to try 990 01:08:46.239 --> 01:08:51.560 to be helpful, right, but in your helpful nature, you are at 991 01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:58.319 the at times being reductive to the problems that you're that you know, like 992 01:08:58.359 --> 01:09:00.760 you're just making you're not making things better. Like all the white all the 993 01:09:00.760 --> 01:09:02.840 white women that crying about that Edward being used, right, and it's like, 994 01:09:03.039 --> 01:09:05.119 dude, shut up, like it's it's not that big of a video, 995 01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:08.359 right, you know, you know I say that for my group, 996 01:09:08.399 --> 01:09:10.359 because that's a group I'm a part of, you know, Like, sure, 997 01:09:10.399 --> 01:09:14.079 I understand that, you know. What for me is like I think 998 01:09:14.159 --> 01:09:18.399 I just and this might be the same for actually a lot of us there, 999 01:09:18.800 --> 01:09:21.159 I think personally, I guess I'll just speak for me. I'm so 1000 01:09:21.279 --> 01:09:27.520 in tune with like real atrocities that are going on, and uh, I 1001 01:09:27.560 --> 01:09:33.720 think stuff like language is it's so it's such it's such a non issue to 1002 01:09:33.880 --> 01:09:41.960 me personally because of real like famine, uh fucking ethnic cleansing things that are 1003 01:09:41.960 --> 01:09:44.680 actually going on that I paid that have been to paying attention to since like 1004 01:09:44.720 --> 01:09:49.439 the fucking Arab spring to where I'm so removed of like when I hear like 1005 01:09:49.520 --> 01:09:51.800 you say it was when that whole third way we were talking about third way 1006 01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:56.119 feminism and all this stuff and like, ah, we can't wear spaghetti straps 1007 01:09:56.119 --> 01:10:00.359 in school. I'm like, shut the fuck up, ran bitch, Like 1008 01:10:00.239 --> 01:10:02.119 like that's where I kind of at. That's kind of where I'm at with 1009 01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:05.760 it, where I'm just like it's hard for me to actually care about that 1010 01:10:05.800 --> 01:10:10.680 stuff, even though I get it it's still important to other people. I 1011 01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:14.399 get. I just I'm just I'm just past it. Man, Like I'm 1012 01:10:14.399 --> 01:10:16.279 like, fuck, the world is so fucked. And then like I'm hearing 1013 01:10:16.279 --> 01:10:20.319 people complain about that ship. Well, dude, even that the soft language 1014 01:10:20.359 --> 01:10:25.119 stuff just it I think it affects that stuff too, you know what I 1015 01:10:25.199 --> 01:10:29.119 mean. There's like there's a lack of bluntness in the way that we talk 1016 01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:31.920 about real shit that's going on. Like, yeah, people will be offended 1017 01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:35.880 at you if you if you talk about what's going on in Palestine is like 1018 01:10:35.920 --> 01:10:42.079 being a genocide. Yeah, even though that's literally what it is, Like 1019 01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:45.800 it's just objective, like there's no metric by which you can measure that and 1020 01:10:45.840 --> 01:10:49.880 not argue that it's it is clearly a genocide. But what people will say 1021 01:10:49.960 --> 01:10:55.159 is the conflict. Yeah, you know what I mean, It's like, 1022 01:10:55.199 --> 01:10:59.399 oh, there's there's conflict and it's like that doesn't tell me fucking anything, 1023 01:10:59.439 --> 01:11:01.239 And that, to me is the same thing is like taking retarded and like 1024 01:11:01.279 --> 01:11:03.640 changing it to like, oh well, mentally challenge or whatever, you know 1025 01:11:03.680 --> 01:11:05.319 what I mean. It's like it's not you know what I mean, It's 1026 01:11:05.319 --> 01:11:09.399 like it comes from the same area of just like let's numb down the language, 1027 01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:14.319 so we we're not really sure about the actual toll of what's happening here. 1028 01:11:14.680 --> 01:11:16.359 Let's like, yeah, it's a good point, obfiscated. Let's let's 1029 01:11:16.439 --> 01:11:20.359 let's put you know, soft let's let's let's put pillows on the on the 1030 01:11:20.479 --> 01:11:26.840 on the corners of the table to protect everybody. But it's like, dude, 1031 01:11:27.640 --> 01:11:30.119 you've got to be aware of what the fuck's happening, right. It 1032 01:11:30.159 --> 01:11:32.680 makes us Yeah, it's that is it makes it. So. I've watched 1033 01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.039 a lot of streams and a lot of stuff with like about you know, 1034 01:11:35.079 --> 01:11:42.720 everything's going on, and one thing that is always it's like I'm gonna keep 1035 01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:46.039 out the violence, right even though a lot of people say I think you 1036 01:11:46.039 --> 01:11:49.560 should see it, but obviously because the streaming platforms will be like nope, 1037 01:11:49.680 --> 01:11:55.000 you're gone. But it's one of those things that I think about historically, 1038 01:11:55.640 --> 01:11:59.119 uh, the Vietnam War, when like war was live, like, it 1039 01:11:59.159 --> 01:12:03.159 was being covered lot like for the first time, and the reporters that were 1040 01:12:03.239 --> 01:12:10.960 actually like showing stuff. It changed the tide of public perception of what war 1041 01:12:11.239 --> 01:12:15.199 is. And then there was just a major and massive amounts of protest. 1042 01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:17.760 And that's exactly what we have now where some of the stuff that I've seen, 1043 01:12:18.319 --> 01:12:20.439 you know, I'm just like, you know, I'm be honest, 1044 01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:24.279 I'm a little numb to it because I've been so I've been kind of like 1045 01:12:24.319 --> 01:12:26.560 I said, it's twenty eleven, I've been really paying attention to a lot 1046 01:12:26.560 --> 01:12:31.199 of North Africa and Middle Eastern the struggles and look at evening struggles. But 1047 01:12:31.399 --> 01:12:33.319 it's like, well, you know what I mean, though, it's one 1048 01:12:33.359 --> 01:12:35.840 of those things where I'm like, the amount of shit that I've seen, 1049 01:12:35.880 --> 01:12:40.520 I'm just like, oh my god. And I imagine if most people saw 1050 01:12:40.600 --> 01:12:45.840 that shit, they couldn't just pretend like it doesn't exist, because it's it's 1051 01:12:45.880 --> 01:12:50.159 just like you can't even describe. You don't even want to describe what you 1052 01:12:50.199 --> 01:12:54.560 see because you know how horrible it is. So like, but I guess 1053 01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:58.760 it's necessary though. Podcast this is a snark tank. I'm just saying, 1054 01:12:58.840 --> 01:13:00.680 yea, yeah, we should live, we should let's get into Yeah, 1055 01:13:00.840 --> 01:13:03.720 it's got a lot a lot more serious than I thought it would, but 1056 01:13:03.800 --> 01:13:06.319 I mean, yeah, sometimes that happens. I feel like it was a 1057 01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:10.720 it's a good conversation though. It was a good, healthy discussion with Like 1058 01:13:10.800 --> 01:13:15.680 no, I was gonna say retardage with no, with nothing stupid happening in 1059 01:13:15.760 --> 01:13:24.359 betweet right right, I will say the start wearing a tie one thing, 1060 01:13:24.399 --> 01:13:27.159 I will start being more student. You're gonna look down. It's gonna be 1061 01:13:27.199 --> 01:13:30.079 studious. Derek is gonna come back up, Derek, Can I say this 1062 01:13:30.119 --> 01:13:33.319 one one thing before we move on, move on to our questions. Yeah, 1063 01:13:33.520 --> 01:13:35.640 I don't like that. At some point in the past, I don't 1064 01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:41.119 know how many years, maybe ten years, that I've noticed anyway, toilet 1065 01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:46.920 toilet paper became bath tissue. I don't like that. I don't understand. 1066 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:50.760 Yeah, that's real. Because I was ordering some on Instacart because I was 1067 01:13:50.840 --> 01:13:53.680 just like, I got all the work to do here, I'm seeing let 1068 01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:56.520 somebody else do my grocery shopping or whatever, and it said like bath tissue 1069 01:13:56.560 --> 01:13:59.079 instead of toilet paper, and I'm like, what the fuck. I think 1070 01:13:59.079 --> 01:14:01.920 it's been like that for a while, isle, but like that's just another 1071 01:14:01.920 --> 01:14:08.840 one. It's like are we so embarrassed? Like it's like, look, 1072 01:14:08.880 --> 01:14:15.319 this paper is for the toilet, like that paper I want as paper? 1073 01:14:15.520 --> 01:14:21.000 Yeah, I'm gonna go to them. I'm quick urine sauce, all right, 1074 01:14:21.399 --> 01:14:24.760 it is. It is funny though, Like I feel like I see 1075 01:14:24.760 --> 01:14:28.239 some people's eyes when they're buying toilet paper, they almost look kind of like 1076 01:14:28.359 --> 01:14:31.920 shame shameful or I'm like, yeah, it's but everybody has it. What 1077 01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:35.319 do you I don't get it. It's you're about it. You don't need 1078 01:14:35.359 --> 01:14:41.560 it? What the day? I want to go a day? Oh? 1079 01:14:41.600 --> 01:14:44.119 I mean yeah, dude, I don't want to be day. So there 1080 01:14:44.239 --> 01:14:47.520 is a you know, there is a you know, the the Tushy or 1081 01:14:47.560 --> 01:14:50.960 whatever that brand is. There's one's been sitting in my bathroom for over a 1082 01:14:51.039 --> 01:14:57.840 year. The only reason I won't install it is because then I know because 1083 01:14:57.880 --> 01:15:01.239 there's one upstairs and that ship. It is filthy, bro motherfuckers be using 1084 01:15:01.239 --> 01:15:03.600 that ship. I was like, if I stall this ship down here, 1085 01:15:03.600 --> 01:15:06.760 they're gonna be coming down and using this toilet. And I'm like, I 1086 01:15:06.840 --> 01:15:14.239 need I need a pristine throne. It cannot be dirty. It cannot be 1087 01:15:14.279 --> 01:15:18.800 dirty. It is. It is wiped down all the time. So I 1088 01:15:19.439 --> 01:15:25.640 wiped down my toilet, and ironically every single time I use it before and 1089 01:15:25.680 --> 01:15:27.840 then I do it, I do it after too. I just I just 1090 01:15:27.880 --> 01:15:30.680 can't. I'm the very ain'tal about that. And that's it. That's really 1091 01:15:30.680 --> 01:15:36.239 pretty much that you need is a toilet that is clean and secluded. That 1092 01:15:36.359 --> 01:15:41.399 is one of the few things you need as a human man. It's the 1093 01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:45.359 throne, its sanctuary. I whenever Lily tries to walk in on me in 1094 01:15:45.399 --> 01:15:51.479 a toilet, I get so fucking curious because I'm like, this is the 1095 01:15:51.520 --> 01:16:00.600 only place I have place that just for me. Get the funk out. 1096 01:16:01.279 --> 01:16:06.239 Yeah, yeah, I think I hate it. Brokes dude, personally, 1097 01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:12.880 you know couples who fucking just leave the door open because women just do it. 1098 01:16:12.960 --> 01:16:15.239 Just I don't. I don't respect the moundes and I'm just like, 1099 01:16:15.239 --> 01:16:18.560 what are you doing here? You're like why are you here? And it 1100 01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:21.279 is like you don't need anything important enough to walk in here right now? 1101 01:16:21.479 --> 01:16:28.960 Please get out? Yeah, it's just shocked under the shotguner close my door 1102 01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:33.800 and I lock it you know, hey, what's going on here? You're 1103 01:16:33.800 --> 01:16:36.279 not coming in here. This is my time, this is I have to 1104 01:16:36.319 --> 01:16:42.359 sit here and think and meditate. I'm not gonna have you fucking interrupting me. 1105 01:16:43.159 --> 01:16:45.399 You can't. You can't break my immersion. You break my immersion, 1106 01:16:45.439 --> 01:16:47.680 I'm gonna have a bad day. I'm gonna have a bad fucking day. 1107 01:16:48.199 --> 01:16:55.079 Even showering, even showering with a partner, I don't. I kind of 1108 01:16:55.119 --> 01:16:58.720 hate them. I can count the amount of time I've done it. That's 1109 01:16:58.720 --> 01:17:00.199 how little I've done it. I think I've done it, like maybe like 1110 01:17:02.039 --> 01:17:04.920 no more than ten times for sure, Like maybe like yeah, less than 1111 01:17:05.000 --> 01:17:11.079 ten times. But like that's your that is your that is your solitude, 1112 01:17:11.720 --> 01:17:17.640 right, that is that is your You're there closet where we're gonna get. 1113 01:17:17.760 --> 01:17:20.279 It's as close as our generation is ever gonna get to a vacation home. 1114 01:17:20.560 --> 01:17:26.960 So let me enjoy it. God damn. I just talked about the other 1115 01:17:27.039 --> 01:17:30.359 day putting my laptop in there so I can like watch stuff like bigger you 1116 01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:33.079 know, I just have ship on my my my phone, and I was 1117 01:17:33.119 --> 01:17:36.159 like, yo, I could bring my laptop in here. It's the curd 1118 01:17:36.199 --> 01:17:40.079 of me. I have said, I seriously, I seriously. I have 1119 01:17:40.439 --> 01:17:43.640 like you know those fold out dinner tables. Yeah, I have one. 1120 01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.800 I have one. I have one specifically for the bathroom. That's brilliant to 1121 01:17:46.880 --> 01:17:50.439 watch, just to watch the sometimes I'll sometimes I'll work in there. That's 1122 01:17:50.520 --> 01:17:54.760 brilliant. I've never been on the toilet can really get some work done, 1123 01:17:54.760 --> 01:17:56.920 like writing, Like I'm writing a video right now, and I feel like 1124 01:17:56.960 --> 01:18:03.840 of the bathroom because I've already is in there. I'm shit while he's taking 1125 01:18:03.880 --> 01:18:08.960 a shit. I'm not even joking. I will sit in a bath for 1126 01:18:09.119 --> 01:18:14.520 like three hours on my phone writing because it's just like I can't be distracted 1127 01:18:14.520 --> 01:18:17.479 by anything, you know, Like I'm there, I almost want what I 1128 01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:19.800 want to do is kind of almost I don't know how I would do this 1129 01:18:19.840 --> 01:18:25.359 really, but like I kind of want to get like like some way like 1130 01:18:25.399 --> 01:18:30.560 a device that I could use to write stuff in like while I'm in the 1131 01:18:30.560 --> 01:18:33.039 bath that isn't connected to anything, you know what I mean. So like 1132 01:18:33.159 --> 01:18:35.880 so there's not even like a hint of distraction, Like I can't get a 1133 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:40.600 text message, I can't get like an email. I can't like go on 1134 01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:44.600 YouTube if I want, just like straight up, just like something like laminated 1135 01:18:44.680 --> 01:18:47.920 tablet or something. Yeah, like I don't know, maybe like waterproof. 1136 01:18:47.960 --> 01:18:51.479 There's water I guess there's waterproof. Notepads, I guess. But like writing 1137 01:18:51.600 --> 01:18:55.800 like that is kind of hard. I don't know. I would love that 1138 01:18:55.840 --> 01:18:59.319 because I get a lot of work done in there, like sincerely, and 1139 01:18:59.319 --> 01:19:02.199 people are like, why you always in the bath? Like I've had people 1140 01:19:02.199 --> 01:19:06.359 call me it's like you're always in the bath. It's like, I'm sorry, 1141 01:19:06.600 --> 01:19:11.239 It's how it's how I function. Anyway, let's move on. We 1142 01:19:11.279 --> 01:19:13.880 got wet, we got some questions to run through. Oh yeah, let's 1143 01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:18.920 kill them. No straw dumb ass wrote in it is Hey crystal PEPSI, 1144 01:19:19.159 --> 01:19:27.319 doctor PIB and watermelon waterhead? What's waterhead? Waterhead? I don't, I 1145 01:19:27.319 --> 01:19:29.279 don't. I don't like those to me, and I don't like that. 1146 01:19:29.920 --> 01:19:31.680 Yeah, wait what is that? Is that a flavor of? Is that? 1147 01:19:31.920 --> 01:19:38.000 Because those are both sodas? But I've never heard of waterhead water melonhead? 1148 01:19:38.079 --> 01:19:41.079 I don't get it. It must be regional. Must be regional, 1149 01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:45.000 yeah maybe or just like only drinking. Oh probably like say like your metal 1150 01:19:45.039 --> 01:19:47.800 head. I'm of this head, So it's just probably waterhead, like you 1151 01:19:47.840 --> 01:19:50.560 just drink water. That's what I'm assuming. I guess it just kind of 1152 01:19:50.680 --> 01:19:55.560 breaks the rule. It kind of just kind of breaks the rule of threes 1153 01:19:55.600 --> 01:19:58.920 here, like crystal pepsi, doctor pib and watermelon, water head whatever. 1154 01:19:59.000 --> 01:20:02.399 Thanks for writing in What which act do you think is most heinous and unforgivable? 1155 01:20:02.800 --> 01:20:08.760 Pissing in the sink, upper decker ring, or waffle stomping ship down 1156 01:20:08.760 --> 01:20:15.359 a shower drain. Well, definitely upper deckoring like that. That's when you 1157 01:20:15.399 --> 01:20:19.479 take a ship in the upper deck of your toilet. That'ssane. That's insane. 1158 01:20:19.600 --> 01:20:24.399 No one doesn't. Yeah, yeah, that's the worst boys do that. 1159 01:20:24.399 --> 01:20:27.600 That's a that's an easy that's an easy question to go by. Yeah, 1160 01:20:27.640 --> 01:20:31.000 who the fuck does that? It's a There's a band that I one 1161 01:20:31.039 --> 01:20:32.800 of my favorite bands. They grew up with, The Red Cord. They 1162 01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:35.279 have a song called I learned it because they have a song called upper decker, 1163 01:20:35.399 --> 01:20:36.840 and I was like, what the fuck is that? I looked it 1164 01:20:36.880 --> 01:20:40.199 up. I was like, oh, that chimpanzee ship. All right, 1165 01:20:41.119 --> 01:20:44.279 that is fucking insane. Yeah, because like at first I was thinking, 1166 01:20:44.319 --> 01:20:47.880 like because I just didn't know what upper decoring is was it was like so 1167 01:20:47.960 --> 01:20:49.680 to me, it's like, I mean, first of all, all this 1168 01:20:49.720 --> 01:20:53.039 is fucking heinous and if you do any of this, you should be fucking 1169 01:20:53.560 --> 01:21:00.079 excommunicated from wherever you are stumping, don't that's crazy? But but is the 1170 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:06.840 least offensive? I actually don't know man like to like because the sink is 1171 01:21:06.920 --> 01:21:14.720 so like your toothbrush is there, you know, likes I'll just piss down 1172 01:21:14.760 --> 01:21:17.680 there. It smells little rank, But then I have my Clorox wipes that 1173 01:21:17.760 --> 01:21:23.760 are right down that, Like, I guess a way with pissing, I 1174 01:21:23.760 --> 01:21:27.560 could imagine in my lifetime pissing in a sink at some point because of a 1175 01:21:27.640 --> 01:21:31.680 wild thing. I would never ship down a drain. Yeah, that is 1176 01:21:31.720 --> 01:21:40.000 crazy, is so crazy. You just ruined the toilet. To me, 1177 01:21:40.119 --> 01:21:43.239 what I'm thinking of was like to me with the waffle stomping, right, 1178 01:21:43.279 --> 01:21:45.640 I'm thinking, like, you're in the shower anyway, right, you are. 1179 01:21:46.000 --> 01:21:50.760 You are permanently clean the whole time, basically, So like, what 1180 01:21:50.880 --> 01:21:57.479 difference does it make in comparison to the sink where like that's splash the mirror, 1181 01:21:57.560 --> 01:22:00.279 you know, like it's not sh it is Ship's not great, it's 1182 01:22:00.439 --> 01:22:03.880 bad. I would never fut a million years do that. But to me, 1183 01:22:04.079 --> 01:22:05.600 just think of it, like, just think of it. Okay, 1184 01:22:05.640 --> 01:22:10.000 would you if you had to choose between someone pisson in your face or shipping 1185 01:22:10.079 --> 01:22:15.279 on your face? You know it's obviously the I guess, right, but 1186 01:22:15.479 --> 01:22:19.399 I guess for me, it's just like would I rather ship in the shower 1187 01:22:19.439 --> 01:22:23.800 ship in the sink? It's like I think the shower, oh oh yeah, 1188 01:22:23.840 --> 01:22:25.840 yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. That's kind of what 1189 01:22:25.880 --> 01:22:31.960 i'm That's that's that's what i'm That's what I'm talking about. You can't understand 1190 01:22:31.960 --> 01:22:36.039 the two different things we have to out of the sink because you can't push 1191 01:22:36.119 --> 01:22:40.680 it down the little fucking train. That's what I mean. It's like, 1192 01:22:40.720 --> 01:22:44.399 and you're never going to be like, at the very least in theo at 1193 01:22:44.399 --> 01:22:45.520 the very least in the shower, you are just you are. You are 1194 01:22:45.560 --> 01:22:48.239 boiling underwater, you know what I mean. Like there's like some soundence of 1195 01:22:48.319 --> 01:22:53.920 like I feel like here's why I say this. I feel the most safe 1196 01:22:54.560 --> 01:23:00.000 handling anything in the shower specifically, like specific like if I had the whole 1197 01:23:00.000 --> 01:23:02.079 old like toxic waste or something, I feel like if there was any place 1198 01:23:02.119 --> 01:23:04.520 that would I would do that it would be the shower because I would just 1199 01:23:04.560 --> 01:23:08.720 even if it doesn't make any sense, it would feel safer to me because 1200 01:23:08.720 --> 01:23:11.840 I'm just technically it's like the safety under a blanket. I get it, 1201 01:23:11.920 --> 01:23:16.800 Like you're not actually safe, so we can get you. But I feel 1202 01:23:14.960 --> 01:23:20.640 sick. Or the idea of just like sweating anywhere. Like if if I'm 1203 01:23:20.680 --> 01:23:23.800 sweating in the shower, it's like, what the fuck does that matter? 1204 01:23:23.960 --> 01:23:26.319 You know what I mean? Like versus like sweating on a toilet, It's 1205 01:23:26.319 --> 01:23:30.359 like, oh my god. The reason why ship in the shower bothers me 1206 01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:36.119 so much is because a dirty shower makes me feel unclean. I totally get 1207 01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:42.079 that. So if there's ship, I I can't even imagine how filthy it 1208 01:23:42.119 --> 01:23:45.560 would probably take a week or two from my shower to finally feel normal again. 1209 01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:53.279 If they know that there is a ship, barbarious, it is some 1210 01:23:53.399 --> 01:23:59.239 chimpanzee barbarica. It upsets me that there's probably at least two listeners just by 1211 01:23:59.279 --> 01:24:03.760 pure metrics that have done it, just that have just to me. The 1212 01:24:03.760 --> 01:24:06.199 thing that's the thing that sticks out to me about pissing on in the sink 1213 01:24:06.239 --> 01:24:12.000 though, is I'm a short guy, so I would have to like climb 1214 01:24:12.039 --> 01:24:14.840 a little bit to even do that. So like the idea, do you 1215 01:24:14.920 --> 01:24:16.399 have to have your knees on the sink and you're pissing in the sink? 1216 01:24:19.039 --> 01:24:28.039 That have to have your knees on the sink. It's like your legs pointing 1217 01:24:28.039 --> 01:24:30.000 outward and you're pissing in the sink. And I'm like, bro, you 1218 01:24:30.039 --> 01:24:34.239 could have just used the toilet. You could have the work to do that. 1219 01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:39.920 Just use the toilet. Yeah, my dick is sink level generally, 1220 01:24:40.640 --> 01:24:43.560 but like it's still kind of like, you know, you gotta get up 1221 01:24:43.600 --> 01:24:50.199 and throw it over. Okay, here's a question, Uh p in the 1222 01:24:50.199 --> 01:24:55.960 shower, no pe in the shower, no pen of shower. I don't, 1223 01:24:56.159 --> 01:24:59.760 but if if I have to, I'll do it. You know it 1224 01:24:59.880 --> 01:25:03.840 is it happened trying not to. But like if you pins, like if 1225 01:25:03.840 --> 01:25:09.000 it was one of those things where like if I had the urge to pee 1226 01:25:09.000 --> 01:25:11.560 after I'm already in the shower, I'm like, I'm not gonna get out 1227 01:25:12.079 --> 01:25:15.560 right, that's what I'm gonna drip water all over the place. So it's 1228 01:25:15.600 --> 01:25:20.319 really like shower into the toilet. Many times in my life, I've definitely 1229 01:25:25.960 --> 01:25:28.960 honestly, I think you have like you have, like you have like a 1230 01:25:29.000 --> 01:25:30.840 little bit look to catch a little bit of the pea that might dripple out, 1231 01:25:31.039 --> 01:25:38.399 and you just no, no, no, no pee you like you 1232 01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:45.680 lean like like this over Hels Hope Elvis in the toilet. I went to 1233 01:25:45.760 --> 01:25:48.960 a party one time. I went to SUP one time and I found a 1234 01:25:49.000 --> 01:25:53.960 guy with his pants down, passed out in a toilet like that, that's 1235 01:25:54.000 --> 01:25:57.439 awesome. He was lying on the toilet in the top, and I was 1236 01:25:57.520 --> 01:26:01.720 like, what happened to you? That's what I thought about it. I 1237 01:26:01.800 --> 01:26:06.600 thought about robbing him. It crossed my mind. Yeah, that was like 1238 01:26:06.640 --> 01:26:13.520 these are just goods to take. Now. So the p and the shower 1239 01:26:13.560 --> 01:26:16.399 thing is is less, like way way less egregious. I don't know. 1240 01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:18.319 I know people who make like a big deal out of it. I guess 1241 01:26:18.319 --> 01:26:23.039 if you're doing it constantly, that's crazy. But like, I don't know, 1242 01:26:23.079 --> 01:26:25.880 I don't think there's I remember I had somebody and this is a Seinfeld 1243 01:26:25.880 --> 01:26:27.880 episode too, but like I had somebody make this argument to be genuine. 1244 01:26:27.920 --> 01:26:29.520 It's like, you can't piss in the shower, You're gonna get all the 1245 01:26:29.520 --> 01:26:32.439 fucking pipes mixed up, and it's like if there if dude, if anything, 1246 01:26:32.600 --> 01:26:40.119 if I'm showering, yeah, that's what. Excuse me. Anything that's 1247 01:26:40.840 --> 01:26:46.319 anything that I wouldn't want. So if I'm showering and everything's coming off of 1248 01:26:46.359 --> 01:26:54.960 me anyway, right, it's going down into a drain that I wouldn't want 1249 01:26:55.279 --> 01:27:00.840 anywhere near, like my drinking water, even if there was no So the 1250 01:27:01.079 --> 01:27:05.000 addition of pe to that, to that concoction doesn't really do anythingcause to me, 1251 01:27:05.039 --> 01:27:08.600 it's like just like it's all waste anyway, you know what I mean? 1252 01:27:08.680 --> 01:27:12.239 It is? It is it Literally, look, man, when you're 1253 01:27:12.319 --> 01:27:17.279 dirty, you're scrubbing off dead skin and bacteria shitting all over you. I 1254 01:27:17.279 --> 01:27:19.239 mean, like, what the fuck do you think it is? Like? 1255 01:27:19.640 --> 01:27:24.640 I also, I guess I don't know people. People are worried about it. 1256 01:27:24.640 --> 01:27:27.319 I don't get it. I also go to be fair and like a 1257 01:27:27.399 --> 01:27:30.960 really I'm a I wouldn't say I'm a germaphoe because I'm not that level, 1258 01:27:30.960 --> 01:27:38.800 but I clean a lot, like my bathroom has to be fucking pristine. 1259 01:27:38.960 --> 01:27:42.039 I I wipe down my tub, I like bleach it. I do all 1260 01:27:42.079 --> 01:27:45.760 sorts of ship to my toe like so much Lily is absolutely a fucking germophobe 1261 01:27:45.760 --> 01:27:49.000 person, and like, I'm like, I'm a dude. Like I was, 1262 01:27:49.000 --> 01:27:51.439 like, I'm a dude that like had to deal with like really overly 1263 01:27:51.439 --> 01:27:56.399 cleanly parents when I was growing up, so I kind of was like I 1264 01:27:56.439 --> 01:28:00.800 was very more lenient about like making messes. And now right now she's brainwashedman 1265 01:28:00.880 --> 01:28:04.279 to like if as soon as people are done eating in a house, I 1266 01:28:04.279 --> 01:28:08.560 have to clean because because if my brain is just I don't want to do 1267 01:28:08.640 --> 01:28:12.640 it Lily yelling at me or annoying me about it not being cleaned immediately, 1268 01:28:12.960 --> 01:28:17.079 so it's soon people done cleaning. I clean like you mom, I means 1269 01:28:17.159 --> 01:28:20.560 is immediately. Hues like no, Like, I'm like, the moment people 1270 01:28:20.640 --> 01:28:25.279 have done eating, I will clean where they sat, how clean the dishes 1271 01:28:25.960 --> 01:28:29.239 and how dry everything. And I just don't have to hear her be like 1272 01:28:29.560 --> 01:28:32.039 we have to clean now, And I'm like, I want to relax because 1273 01:28:32.039 --> 01:28:35.520 there's nothing. My trigger is when I sit down to relax and you pull 1274 01:28:35.600 --> 01:28:43.000 me up from relaxing, it annoys the funk out of me. Look earned 1275 01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:46.840 my adulthood. I will do things when I'm damn well fucking ready to do 1276 01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:50.439 it. Like that is I am not a child anymore. That was literally 1277 01:28:50.439 --> 01:28:54.960 what I had to go through when I was a fucking child. Or they 1278 01:28:54.960 --> 01:28:58.079 don't care. Oh I'm playing a game. You're playing an online game that 1279 01:28:58.159 --> 01:29:00.760 can't fucking pause. I don't give a far this, oh no that. 1280 01:29:00.840 --> 01:29:02.600 I'm just like I can't do it, and I'll give me a second. 1281 01:29:03.960 --> 01:29:09.840 But for me, it's the nagging. I understand that it bro well, 1282 01:29:10.199 --> 01:29:15.319 god bless you, God bless you, because I can't. I don't look 1283 01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:18.840 at man the only time. So so uh Jojo just bought something recently. 1284 01:29:19.479 --> 01:29:24.479 It's the sandwich press thing. It's pretty cool. It looks like a George 1285 01:29:24.479 --> 01:29:30.720 Foreman grill, but it's designed for to do the for sandwiches R. Yeah. 1286 01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:32.600 Yeah, it's like that basically. Yeah. And I was like, 1287 01:29:32.600 --> 01:29:35.439 oh, cool stuff. And then I used it. You know, I 1288 01:29:35.479 --> 01:29:38.159 was sitting down. She's like, hey, you do me a favorite? 1289 01:29:38.159 --> 01:29:41.159 Could you? Could you pack it up? She didn't want me to leave 1290 01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:43.680 it out, and I was like yeah, and then she texted me a 1291 01:29:43.720 --> 01:29:46.319 few minutes later like no, I meant like now, not later, and 1292 01:29:46.319 --> 01:29:48.439 then I was just like okay, nick I I cleaned it. I was 1293 01:29:48.439 --> 01:29:53.119 like I'm never using this thing again. I'm just I've never I'm never total 1294 01:29:53.399 --> 01:29:59.399 because I totally understand that. I love that. I totally understand that reaction 1295 01:29:59.520 --> 01:30:04.199 where it's like this second for me from here's here's this school thing, use 1296 01:30:04.239 --> 01:30:08.520 it, and then it's like, oh now it's an obligation this thing. 1297 01:30:08.920 --> 01:30:11.640 Yeah, because I have the same thing. It's the same thing with like 1298 01:30:11.680 --> 01:30:15.319 my my George Foreman girl. It was the same thing where it's like I 1299 01:30:15.359 --> 01:30:16.920 was like, I'm not using this thing ever again. I use it once 1300 01:30:17.199 --> 01:30:19.600 and then like just cleaning it was such a hassle. I was like, 1301 01:30:20.880 --> 01:30:28.079 I'm not doing this, like it sucked all the like convenient my blender sometimes, 1302 01:30:28.119 --> 01:30:30.079 like I love using my blend all making smoothies, but I hate I 1303 01:30:30.079 --> 01:30:31.840 make this mooie. It's like, hey, can you clean cause for me 1304 01:30:31.880 --> 01:30:34.920 personally, my instinct is that when I'm done cooking, I like to clean 1305 01:30:34.960 --> 01:30:41.000 while I'm cooking or right after I'm done. Me too. Yeah. Unfortunately, 1306 01:30:41.079 --> 01:30:44.760 that that makes food worse technically because you don't eat it while it's like 1307 01:30:44.880 --> 01:30:48.600 really eat it perfect. Yeah, I eat it when it's like already cool 1308 01:30:48.600 --> 01:30:53.159 because I'm like washing my hands, you know, I'm like doing all my 1309 01:30:53.199 --> 01:30:57.920 stuff. But for things like for Lilian, she when she cooks, she's 1310 01:30:57.960 --> 01:31:00.000 like, I want to eat first. For me, I'm like when I 1311 01:31:00.000 --> 01:31:01.279 because, like, yo, you gotta clean this right now, because that 1312 01:31:01.279 --> 01:31:03.600 happens, You're gonna forget to clean it and then I'm this and I'm gonna 1313 01:31:03.640 --> 01:31:09.840 have to clean it. Well what I do now, it's so man, 1314 01:31:09.920 --> 01:31:12.479 I'm like, if you don't clean it right now, I'll put it in 1315 01:31:12.520 --> 01:31:15.880 the fucking bed wet. I will that's crazy. I will do that. 1316 01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:20.119 I will go that far. I'll go that far. You guys have that 1317 01:31:20.199 --> 01:31:27.920 might be abused, that might be an abusive thing to do. But she 1318 01:31:27.920 --> 01:31:31.720 she doesn't do it now. I taught her. I taught her. It's 1319 01:31:31.760 --> 01:31:39.880 all domestication, the uh. I guess. I guess for me, as 1320 01:31:39.920 --> 01:31:44.520 like a single guy, I just sort of like I never have enough dishes, 1321 01:31:45.520 --> 01:31:49.039 you know what I mean to, like, they don't pile up unless 1322 01:31:49.039 --> 01:31:53.159 I'm seeing somebody in there here all the time. That doesn't happen because like 1323 01:31:53.159 --> 01:31:57.279 I'm I immediately clean my stuff when I'm done, or like just straight up 1324 01:31:57.319 --> 01:32:00.560 like it today, I made eggs in like a pan or whatever out of 1325 01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:01.960 the pan, you know, what I mean, like, what am I 1326 01:32:01.960 --> 01:32:06.039 going to thirty edition? That's fine, that's what I don't. Don't do 1327 01:32:06.079 --> 01:32:11.079 that. That is well, that's I would say that is totally bachelorship because 1328 01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:16.800 it's that's not that's not. I wouldn't say it's abnormal. I guess I 1329 01:32:16.800 --> 01:32:20.720 don't know word I want to use because it's odd. It is odd. 1330 01:32:21.079 --> 01:32:24.960 But well, here's my thing. I don't like cooking a lot, so 1331 01:32:25.119 --> 01:32:30.399 I heavily advocate other than big meals when there's like let's do the pastas or 1332 01:32:30.439 --> 01:32:34.760 whatever the fuck paper plates and plastic uh, the paper plates, paper plates, 1333 01:32:34.760 --> 01:32:39.760 passage toms of what gives me? I I'm clicking today. I'm cooking, 1334 01:32:39.840 --> 01:32:41.640 right, I'm cooking tonight because I want to make I want to my 1335 01:32:41.720 --> 01:32:44.520 meal prep for the week. So I'm cooking tonight. I'm gonna make a 1336 01:32:44.520 --> 01:32:45.880 lot of rice. I wanna make a lot of vegetables, and I make 1337 01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:48.760 a lot of like pant like pan grow like grilled chicken. Right, that's 1338 01:32:48.760 --> 01:32:54.479 what I'm making for myself tonight. If I had plastic pots and pants, 1339 01:32:54.520 --> 01:32:59.600 I swear to God, if I can figure it out, if I can 1340 01:32:59.720 --> 01:33:03.479 still now we get that work, I would do it because because I don't 1341 01:33:03.479 --> 01:33:06.039 know how a problem doing dishes, because you start doing dishes right and you 1342 01:33:06.119 --> 01:33:09.079 realize that, like, it's not that maybe you don't live in a big 1343 01:33:09.119 --> 01:33:12.119 group people. It's really not that many, you know, not that many. 1344 01:33:12.119 --> 01:33:13.680 It's like me, it's like me and my girlfriend, you know, 1345 01:33:14.039 --> 01:33:15.279 every now and it Chris comes over, he might eat, or like my 1346 01:33:15.319 --> 01:33:18.039 friend Ben or mean, or they might come over and he might no. 1347 01:33:18.079 --> 01:33:21.520 But even when I come over five, even when I come over to people's 1348 01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:27.319 places, I rinse my shit like immediately. It's like it's like it's like 1349 01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:31.640 an extra utensil or to a plate and maybe a spoon. But I hate 1350 01:33:32.199 --> 01:33:36.760 being told to do dishes. That's what bothers me. It's being told to 1351 01:33:36.840 --> 01:33:42.479 do it I'm doing I God damn. I'm pretty lenient where it's like I 1352 01:33:42.479 --> 01:33:45.840 want to make him they shouldn't be in the shink for more than twenty four 1353 01:33:45.840 --> 01:33:50.359 hours. I'm pretty lenient. I'm lenient where sometimes projects something happens, you'll 1354 01:33:50.399 --> 01:33:53.439 be like, fuck, I gotta go to sleep and I gotta go to 1355 01:33:53.439 --> 01:33:56.560 work or whatever the thing is. But like I say, twenty four it 1356 01:33:56.680 --> 01:34:00.560 can't sit for an entire fucking day where it's like broach, twenty four hours 1357 01:34:00.560 --> 01:34:02.960 have passed by, you had time to do the thing, So it's more 1358 01:34:03.000 --> 01:34:10.479 of a just now. I've definitely had like a pot. I've definitely had 1359 01:34:10.479 --> 01:34:13.760 like a pot like soaking for at least like two days before. I definitely, 1360 01:34:15.000 --> 01:34:17.439 but I've definitely done it before. I could not imagine doing that now 1361 01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:20.960 anymore, even at like other people's places, I couldn't imagine doing that now. 1362 01:34:20.960 --> 01:34:24.960 I feel like I would have a panic attack. Mmmm. I mean 1363 01:34:24.960 --> 01:34:29.800 it's a good habit, it's good from the ethereal plane, but I can't 1364 01:34:29.840 --> 01:34:31.640 do this. And I would get up and I'll go and I'll just clean 1365 01:34:31.640 --> 01:34:34.920 it. They'd find me in the dark in their kitchen cleaning it, like 1366 01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:38.399 what are you doing? Is like I'm half to she won't stop, and 1367 01:34:38.560 --> 01:34:44.479 I'll just keep cleaning it anyway. Don't don't, don't stop your ship down 1368 01:34:44.520 --> 01:34:47.279 the drain place. Don't double don't. This is called double decker. Is 1369 01:34:47.279 --> 01:34:51.119 what it's called upper decker? Yeah, the upper decker. That's fucking I 1370 01:34:51.239 --> 01:34:55.119 Actually, I can't believe I've never heard of that before. Like straight up, 1371 01:34:55.199 --> 01:35:00.359 because you're not an animal. That's why you're not some fucking f boy 1372 01:35:00.399 --> 01:35:02.359 that likes to like, you know, stick fingers in your boys asses and 1373 01:35:02.399 --> 01:35:05.560 say it's a joke, and all that ship you know, your friend to 1374 01:35:05.560 --> 01:35:10.960 say, I'm kidding, Yeah, dude, it's so weird. How how 1375 01:35:11.000 --> 01:35:15.239 gay that ship is? Like actually it's it's gayer than like most gay relationships. 1376 01:35:15.239 --> 01:35:17.720 I think, like the type of shit they would do to each other, 1377 01:35:20.199 --> 01:35:24.319 because at least a gay relationship is based on a foundation of like love 1378 01:35:24.359 --> 01:35:28.399 and trust. This is just literally sucking, fucking and like sticking fingers up 1379 01:35:28.439 --> 01:35:32.560 asses for no reason. It's insane, just flows anyway, just stroking your 1380 01:35:32.600 --> 01:35:38.000 boy and you're like, what are you doing? What are you doing? 1381 01:35:42.840 --> 01:35:48.800 I made you come on my fucking chin an orgasm for me. You and 1382 01:35:48.800 --> 01:35:57.840 it's like what I got? You just gave your buddy some pipe and you're 1383 01:35:57.960 --> 01:36:01.720 like, you're like making one of him. I got you really drunk it 1384 01:36:01.720 --> 01:36:03.800 there. I took a picture of your fucking penis while you were asleep, 1385 01:36:03.800 --> 01:36:06.439 and then now it's the background of my phone all the time. Jokes on 1386 01:36:06.479 --> 01:36:13.119 you like that. Man mat a friend like that, He's like, oh 1387 01:36:13.439 --> 01:36:18.600 uh, Like I forgot what joke he did, but he just put a 1388 01:36:18.680 --> 01:36:21.920 It was a cell phone picture. It was a picture on his cell phone, 1389 01:36:21.920 --> 01:36:27.000 the flip phone at the angle where it's down so you can see like 1390 01:36:27.039 --> 01:36:30.600 his torso and his penis, Like his penis is like really superimposed, but 1391 01:36:30.640 --> 01:36:34.000 then you can see his torso. And so he said something to get you 1392 01:36:34.039 --> 01:36:35.880 to look at his phone. I can't remember what it was, but he 1393 01:36:35.920 --> 01:36:39.880 thought it was so funny, and I'm like, I don't. Why is 1394 01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:43.720 showing your dick to people so fucking funny? Dude? It's like why he 1395 01:36:43.880 --> 01:36:50.920 was such a frat boy for no reason. I hated frat boy. Look, 1396 01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:54.279 if you have a massive penis, I get it, you're just showing 1397 01:36:54.319 --> 01:36:56.960 off or something. But that nigga was five to two. You know, 1398 01:36:57.520 --> 01:37:00.960 his penis was a pro for his size. So it's like, what do 1399 01:37:00.960 --> 01:37:03.720 you what do you even doing? No, you should see that fucking alien 1400 01:37:03.800 --> 01:37:09.560 guy, that fucking baby alien. What's this name? What's that? It's 1401 01:37:09.600 --> 01:37:13.439 fucking crazy, does baby I only have a giant penis? Dude? Size 1402 01:37:13.520 --> 01:37:17.760 is like it's really disturbing how deceptive that is. Where it's like that is 1403 01:37:18.039 --> 01:37:23.960 It's weird to me that somebody who's four foot two can have like a like 1404 01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:27.399 an eight inch day. It makes no sense to me, right, and 1405 01:37:27.439 --> 01:37:30.399 then like, uh, there's that red because you have to imagine then that 1406 01:37:30.479 --> 01:37:34.000 there's like, dude, there's probably like six foot three people with like yeah, 1407 01:37:34.159 --> 01:37:39.640 dude, there's a red micro penis of like so small dudes complaining about 1408 01:37:39.720 --> 01:37:44.479 being like six foot five and having an average sized penis which looks like a 1409 01:37:44.479 --> 01:37:51.920 baby dick on their body. Yeah, that sucks. Like that's that sucks. 1410 01:37:54.279 --> 01:37:57.000 I have to go to that red and that sounds so funny. Kingston, 1411 01:37:57.199 --> 01:38:01.560 your microphone is off, rode in Mike is off. That's his name. 1412 01:38:01.760 --> 01:38:04.880 That's his name. Don't worry. Oh that's such a stupid fucking name. 1413 01:38:05.640 --> 01:38:14.199 He got me, Yeah, he got me. God damn retard. 1414 01:38:15.039 --> 01:38:28.319 Ignore my other question, the impulsive thoughts one. Ignore my question, my 1415 01:38:28.399 --> 01:38:31.039 other question, if it's in this thread, what are some music covers that 1416 01:38:31.199 --> 01:38:35.359 clear the original song? In your opinion, Donnie Hathaway's version of Jealous Guy 1417 01:38:35.399 --> 01:38:39.720 is so much better than anything the Beatles ever made. John Lennon headed coming 1418 01:38:40.359 --> 01:38:46.600 Thanks against Holy Ship, Okay, what I always love you? We mentioned 1419 01:38:46.600 --> 01:38:51.800 Whitney Houston. That is the most true one, right, that's like obviously 1420 01:38:54.039 --> 01:39:00.319 there's a black sheet by what you call it from Scott program By. Oh 1421 01:39:00.840 --> 01:39:04.199 No, I don't think it's better, but like, yeah, I think 1422 01:39:04.239 --> 01:39:11.079 it's better better, that's crazy, but just things are better. She sounds 1423 01:39:11.079 --> 01:39:14.680 better. I just I disagree. I think she sounds way more produced for 1424 01:39:14.720 --> 01:39:16.439 sure, but like, I don't think that makes it better. I don't 1425 01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:18.720 think it clears it. I'll put it that way. I think it's fine. 1426 01:39:18.760 --> 01:39:23.159 I think it's good, but I don't think it clears the original Black 1427 01:39:23.159 --> 01:39:27.359 Sheet every never love the Vandross song because pretty much everything with the Vandrass saying 1428 01:39:27.840 --> 01:39:30.520 was a cover. He didn't make any of his music, which is insane, 1429 01:39:30.840 --> 01:39:34.720 and that makes me feel so sad, Like if my grandma wasn't sick 1430 01:39:34.760 --> 01:39:39.920 and like near near the abyss, telling that to her would kill her. 1431 01:39:40.680 --> 01:39:42.720 Once in my grandma and I was like, Grandma, you know, every 1432 01:39:42.760 --> 01:39:46.840 song with the Vandross sang was a cover. She'd be like huh and she 1433 01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:53.479 disappear. She would be like, get no, get no, and then 1434 01:39:53.520 --> 01:39:59.239 she would die. I think it's a hot take, but I actually I 1435 01:39:59.319 --> 01:40:02.399 listened to the original, not the original. I listened to disturbed version of 1436 01:40:02.439 --> 01:40:09.439 the Sound of Silence so many times to prepare for my SUSS cover that I 1437 01:40:09.479 --> 01:40:14.479 actually feel like I enjoy that version of it more than the original now, 1438 01:40:14.520 --> 01:40:17.119 which I used to always be like, No, I really like the the 1439 01:40:17.159 --> 01:40:21.880 moodiness. It's not too it wasn't too dark. It was it was like 1440 01:40:23.640 --> 01:40:27.319 but I don't know, for some reason, it I it's weird. It's 1441 01:40:27.359 --> 01:40:30.399 almost like it's just infected me in in a in a way that I'm not 1442 01:40:30.439 --> 01:40:33.840 completely I don't know how. I don't know how to feel about it. 1443 01:40:33.640 --> 01:40:39.000 It kind of makes me a little sad. It's because things seeming and game, 1444 01:40:39.119 --> 01:40:42.000 uncle, you know, they're the men, They're the men. I 1445 01:40:42.000 --> 01:40:50.680 guess I've come to talk. I don't know. I think there's some obvious 1446 01:40:50.720 --> 01:40:57.319 ones that I think come to mind whenever I think of this specific idea or 1447 01:40:57.319 --> 01:41:02.600 this this this premise. But like, did a cover of what do you 1448 01:41:02.640 --> 01:41:08.279 do? A cover of a good song? Hmm? Glad you interrupted me 1449 01:41:08.319 --> 01:41:14.279 for this. I thought I was speaking lower than I was. My apologies. 1450 01:41:16.600 --> 01:41:20.520 Remember what it is you're saying, But so Mad World by Gary Jeweles 1451 01:41:20.720 --> 01:41:24.760 I think is probably you know, it's a good one. That's a very 1452 01:41:24.760 --> 01:41:28.399 good one. Yeah, I agree, that's the one that and I love 1453 01:41:28.680 --> 01:41:30.079 just for Fears. I actually like the age that original one too, for 1454 01:41:30.159 --> 01:41:33.760 like a different reason, but like there's unquestionably like that that Gary Jewels Mad 1455 01:41:33.800 --> 01:41:40.479 World. It's really fucking special and just it's totally I don't know if it's 1456 01:41:40.520 --> 01:41:43.079 because of it's the associated with Gears of War in my head or not, 1457 01:41:43.279 --> 01:41:45.199 but like I'm sure that plays some kind of part of it, but it 1458 01:41:45.319 --> 01:41:53.159 is just really cool. I think Hurt by Johnny Cash as another one where 1459 01:41:53.199 --> 01:41:59.800 like we're like nine inch nails. I like Nails, but like the fact 1460 01:41:59.840 --> 01:42:03.760 that Johnny Cash covered Crazy, Yeah, so he uh that was when he 1461 01:42:03.800 --> 01:42:06.000 was working with I think, uh, I think he might have been working 1462 01:42:06.000 --> 01:42:12.800 with Rick Rubin if I remember correctly, that got him to, you know, 1463 01:42:13.479 --> 01:42:19.039 start looking into more of hipper stuff, you know, because because Rick 1464 01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:23.479 Rubin was also was obviously a Deaf Jam founder and stuff. So he's always 1465 01:42:23.520 --> 01:42:27.079 been like in tune with Ship, Like, I mean, that's one of 1466 01:42:27.119 --> 01:42:30.319 the weirdest niggas on the planet Earth. But I mean he's produced some of 1467 01:42:30.359 --> 01:42:33.600 the dopest albums out there, So you know, what are you gonna do 1468 01:42:36.039 --> 01:42:45.439 wrong? Last one before I forget Yeah, black Magic Woman, who's the 1469 01:42:45.439 --> 01:42:51.439 original Fleetwood Mac I didn't know that. Yeah, isn't that crazy? I 1470 01:42:51.479 --> 01:42:54.840 don't know that. I did know that. I didn't know that. For 1471 01:42:54.920 --> 01:43:00.720 the longest fucking time, I thought that was Black Magic Woman, Santana. 1472 01:43:00.279 --> 01:43:03.600 That's a cover of Fleetwood Mac. I thought, though, I never knew 1473 01:43:03.640 --> 01:43:09.079 that. That's hilarious. Isn't that crazy that it makes me feel like Santana's 1474 01:43:09.079 --> 01:43:12.479 a lie? Yeah? Kind of right. I learned that this year, 1475 01:43:12.640 --> 01:43:15.359 dude. Like I learned that, like I think like a few months ago, 1476 01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:18.199 because I was like looking up, like it came on like by Spotify 1477 01:43:18.279 --> 01:43:21.000 Radio, and I was like, this isn't Santana. What the fuck? 1478 01:43:21.000 --> 01:43:24.119 And I looked at it and it was fucking Fleetwood Mac. And it was 1479 01:43:24.119 --> 01:43:30.039 from like way Santana's song. What huh? Yeah, that's that's weird. 1480 01:43:30.520 --> 01:43:32.079 This is why I tell people by the way that I this is why I 1481 01:43:32.119 --> 01:43:35.000 say, man, I love I love Fleetwood Mac. I really love that 1482 01:43:35.079 --> 01:43:38.960 band because they just do a lot of crazy. They do so much good 1483 01:43:39.000 --> 01:43:41.399 ship that and and even to this day, I'm like, oh fuck, 1484 01:43:41.600 --> 01:43:45.920 they made they broke black Magic Woman. That's fucking crazy. I really thought 1485 01:43:45.920 --> 01:43:50.359 that was Santana, like the entire time, such an Afro Latino song confuses. 1486 01:43:50.600 --> 01:43:59.439 It's like a Blackest Fans Santana. He's singing and he's some some blue 1487 01:43:59.479 --> 01:44:01.880 ha you know, like and I'm like, okay, okay, all right, 1488 01:44:02.000 --> 01:44:08.800 it's okay, nuts and all right. Yes, So I'm sure there's 1489 01:44:08.840 --> 01:44:10.960 a lot of people I've said, there's a lot of people who didn't know 1490 01:44:11.000 --> 01:44:15.399 that either. But also honorable our I think our version, I know it's 1491 01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:20.840 not a cover necessarily specifically, but our version of gaated a radioactive clears. 1492 01:44:21.359 --> 01:44:27.239 I think it's clear. It's so good. I'm sorry, and I genuine 1493 01:44:27.279 --> 01:44:29.319 I'm not saying that it's a joke, by the way, I genuinely do 1494 01:44:29.399 --> 01:44:33.319 think our version is just way harder and way cooler, actually more waking up 1495 01:44:34.159 --> 01:44:39.800 ass. And but you can't beat that, man Brown when I slap. 1496 01:44:40.119 --> 01:44:44.800 The idea of slapping your nuts in preparation, it's crazy. That's a way 1497 01:44:44.840 --> 01:44:48.039 to live, because how much, dude, I've pete and I've been a 1498 01:44:48.079 --> 01:44:51.800 little too rough near my balls before, and I had a mile tummy ache. 1499 01:44:53.039 --> 01:44:59.000 The idea of slapping in preparation, you gotta get yourself going, man. 1500 01:44:59.279 --> 01:45:00.760 The idea of put like putting my balls away. Have I been a 1501 01:45:00.840 --> 01:45:03.319 Luther rough and I've been like, oh man, my tummy hers the idea 1502 01:45:03.359 --> 01:45:08.720 of waking up even one quick PLoP and then going on the battles insaying to 1503 01:45:08.760 --> 01:45:12.640 me, how do you guys feel about love song? Three elevens version of 1504 01:45:12.680 --> 01:45:15.439 love song? I don't think I've ever heard three eleven's version of love song. 1505 01:45:16.399 --> 01:45:18.960 I don't know, wait, what what? What's love song? So? 1506 01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:25.600 You know, whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like 1507 01:45:25.720 --> 01:45:31.479 I am again. Like, but I've never actually heard any of the cure. 1508 01:45:32.000 --> 01:45:35.119 So the cure, you know, it's it's a great two step eighties 1509 01:45:35.159 --> 01:45:40.319 fucking you know bop. But three eleven did their reggae version of it. 1510 01:45:40.399 --> 01:45:44.000 I remember it. Actually there was a music video to it that was tied 1511 01:45:44.039 --> 01:45:46.760 with that Adam Sandler movie. What was it called The Fifty First States maybe, 1512 01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:51.439 I think so it came out around that time, and I really I 1513 01:45:51.479 --> 01:45:55.880 think I think their version is fucking awesome. I think they, you know, 1514 01:45:56.279 --> 01:45:59.239 white boys playing reggae still bothers me a little bit, but like three 1515 01:45:59.279 --> 01:46:03.680 eleven, they're pretty good. Sometimes that's called favorite band. That's one of 1516 01:46:03.680 --> 01:46:11.479 the favorite bands that it's just like that is called her favorite band for sure, 1517 01:46:11.560 --> 01:46:14.279 which is It's I think I think it's just so interesting because like, 1518 01:46:14.319 --> 01:46:20.279 I've never they'd They have some really good songs, like Amber is one of 1519 01:46:20.359 --> 01:46:26.199 my favorite. I love the song Amber. It's a great fucking song Investigate. 1520 01:46:26.640 --> 01:46:30.920 But then there's a song called Down that is one of the worst songs 1521 01:46:30.920 --> 01:46:34.760 I've ever heard because it has this fucking white boy rapping like but it sounds 1522 01:46:34.840 --> 01:46:39.199 it's way worse than limb Biscuit. And then you guys might have heard the 1523 01:46:39.279 --> 01:46:43.199 chorus like no no, no, no, no, no no no no, 1524 01:46:41.279 --> 01:46:45.000 no, no, no no no down down no no no, Oh 1525 01:46:45.239 --> 01:46:51.359 my god, I know what that is. They did that, but it 1526 01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:58.239 depends. Wait is that is that three elevens down? That's three eleven down? 1527 01:46:58.479 --> 01:47:02.039 That's so funny, so much. I hate that song, so you 1528 01:47:02.960 --> 01:47:05.319 know, it's crazy. I really think. I think Eminem has done such 1529 01:47:05.439 --> 01:47:10.960 damage to white people as a rapper. Then he's done the black Wis rappers 1530 01:47:11.319 --> 01:47:15.159 because I think he's just barred them from existing in a place because if you're 1531 01:47:15.239 --> 01:47:24.119 not pip pop, you can't be there. He's gonna himself, He's I 1532 01:47:24.399 --> 01:47:31.800 hate I hate you. I I can't believe that this is them. I 1533 01:47:32.039 --> 01:47:39.079 I have always I forgot about this because I go listen to now, go 1534 01:47:39.199 --> 01:47:42.439 listen to amber By three eleven. No, I know, I know that 1535 01:47:42.479 --> 01:47:45.119 one. It's it's okay, it's not it's a good song. And then 1536 01:47:45.119 --> 01:47:53.600 they put out ship like that, well he congratulations, and I'm like, 1537 01:47:53.640 --> 01:47:57.359 what the fuck is this? It's so stupid. And I heard on the 1538 01:47:57.479 --> 01:48:00.279 radio regularly. Oh I'm sorry, man, that's crazy. Hit eleven on 1539 01:48:00.319 --> 01:48:02.800 the radio regularly today is nuts. Yeah, you like that ship? Right? 1540 01:48:03.079 --> 01:48:08.680 They sound like they sound like white people wrapping like black people in the 1541 01:48:08.720 --> 01:48:23.039 eighties. It's I say, I'm not even being hype, but I hope 1542 01:48:23.079 --> 01:48:30.359 Colin doesn't. If it's his favorite band, he's got to congratulated. Let's 1543 01:48:30.359 --> 01:48:32.159 move on, let's move on, let's move on, Let's get out of 1544 01:48:32.159 --> 01:48:38.760 here. I can't. I can't move on the next question. Oh man, 1545 01:48:38.800 --> 01:48:44.119 that reignited such a deep blothing Uh drop the soap parentheses. Don't drop 1546 01:48:44.159 --> 01:48:47.880 the soap. Baby wrote in this is hello ethos pathos and logos logos, 1547 01:48:50.640 --> 01:48:56.199 yeah, logs. As a child, I was bewildered as a child that 1548 01:48:56.279 --> 01:49:02.039 was bewildered by how blatantly deceptive the classic food pyramid was what shallow deceptions bewildered 1549 01:49:02.079 --> 01:49:05.239 your infantile minds from during childhood. I don't know if I have an answer 1550 01:49:05.279 --> 01:49:08.279 for this, but like, I just wanted to bring up the fact that 1551 01:49:08.159 --> 01:49:13.520 that food pyramid is insane. Looking back on it, like it's pretty hilarious. 1552 01:49:13.680 --> 01:49:18.920 Do you they really had us convinced of the most insane shit in like 1553 01:49:18.960 --> 01:49:24.239 the nineties. It just shows you how corrupt everything is. All you can 1554 01:49:24.359 --> 01:49:26.359 do is pay a little bit of money and be like, put this, 1555 01:49:26.720 --> 01:49:31.960 put this on as the most important ship when it's it's the one from the 1556 01:49:32.079 --> 01:49:35.600 nineties set one from nineteen ninety nine. I'm reading it says bread cereal rice 1557 01:49:35.680 --> 01:49:45.199 pasta should have six to eleven servings day. The fuck why we got so 1558 01:49:45.640 --> 01:49:53.640 fucking fat? It is futi insane, crazy thing. I realized that blew 1559 01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:57.000 my mind that when I was little, my brain couldn't conceptualize it, and 1560 01:49:57.039 --> 01:50:01.079 I took time. When I realize the inside of an igloo was warm, 1561 01:50:02.680 --> 01:50:09.520 it made my brain hurt really bad. I guess relative like it's insulated, 1562 01:50:09.319 --> 01:50:11.680 so like the heat doesn't escape, so it can get warm. You can 1563 01:50:12.000 --> 01:50:15.720 ride a fire in there and it'll warm it you'll be warm. And I 1564 01:50:15.800 --> 01:50:20.720 was like how. And then when I found out that the way that the 1565 01:50:20.760 --> 01:50:27.199 way that like the way that water works, how it freezes and keeps things 1566 01:50:27.239 --> 01:50:31.760 alive in the lower parts, I was like, how, how how it 1567 01:50:31.840 --> 01:50:35.880 do that? Isn't it cold? You do that? Ain't it cold? 1568 01:50:35.960 --> 01:50:40.319 How it do that? Because I because I was because I would always think 1569 01:50:40.359 --> 01:50:43.560 about, like, oh, when winter comes, everything's gonna die because it's 1570 01:50:43.560 --> 01:50:45.319 gonna get too copred. So the be out there, but no, fish 1571 01:50:45.479 --> 01:50:49.079 just go under and they live in a warm water below not up top. 1572 01:50:49.119 --> 01:50:57.159 And I'm like, how how you do that? How you how you learn? 1573 01:50:57.880 --> 01:51:00.399 The world is crazy? Scientists? Wow? Water and jen was a 1574 01:51:00.439 --> 01:51:03.079 wild fucking thing. Everything's nuts, man. When you think about how like 1575 01:51:03.439 --> 01:51:05.720 when you actually start thinking about how things work, you're like, oh, 1576 01:51:06.279 --> 01:51:12.079 yeah, this is this. I mean it might as well be. It 1577 01:51:12.159 --> 01:51:15.520 might as well be, even though there's like an explanation for like most things, 1578 01:51:15.760 --> 01:51:19.720 it's you know, microwaves literally, like I'm kind of a microwave. 1579 01:51:20.000 --> 01:51:25.359 If you said that's somebody four hundred years ago, they would kill you. 1580 01:51:26.880 --> 01:51:31.279 Radio waves. It still baffles me. It just doesn't make sense to me. 1581 01:51:31.680 --> 01:51:36.880 It doesn't. It just like it does make sense because I've learned about 1582 01:51:36.880 --> 01:51:41.680 it, but just as a concept, like for example, when we started 1583 01:51:41.720 --> 01:51:45.680 tapping into bluetooth and and then air dropping when that became a thing, it's 1584 01:51:45.720 --> 01:51:49.159 just I'm like, what the how How am I able to transfer so much 1585 01:51:49.239 --> 01:51:55.560 shit with no effort at all? It blows my fucking mind. It's I 1586 01:51:55.600 --> 01:51:58.720 don't get it. I feel like that's all everybody felt when we went from 1587 01:51:58.720 --> 01:52:01.800 the analog to like digital, like say like chips, when people started using 1588 01:52:02.960 --> 01:52:08.960 things that were like, wait, how am I storing this much data on 1589 01:52:09.000 --> 01:52:13.279 something so fucking tiny? I don't even that shit seems alien to me? 1590 01:52:14.239 --> 01:52:15.560 Nothing, Like none of this shit makes sense to me when I when I 1591 01:52:15.640 --> 01:52:18.960 really think about it. Yeah, honestly, Like it's so funny how much 1592 01:52:19.039 --> 01:52:28.119 like even just the the the base form of a lot of what we consume 1593 01:52:28.359 --> 01:52:31.479 as far as like media goes, like its original form to me is like 1594 01:52:31.680 --> 01:52:38.560 infinitely more mystical and magical than what is objectively true about how we consume it 1595 01:52:38.560 --> 01:52:41.079 today, which is just like kind of through the air and like you know 1596 01:52:41.119 --> 01:52:43.000 what I mean, It's like, oh, you send me an email and 1597 01:52:43.039 --> 01:52:46.000 it's a file, right, or like you send me a song through an 1598 01:52:46.039 --> 01:52:49.239 email and it's a file and I can download it. That I understand. 1599 01:52:49.439 --> 01:52:53.520 Like that is like a crazy thing. But at the same time to me, 1600 01:52:53.760 --> 01:52:59.000 to me, it's crazier that people were like, oh, let's like 1601 01:52:59.640 --> 01:53:06.880 take wax and then scratch sound onto it and then we'll just re scratch the 1602 01:53:06.960 --> 01:53:12.039 sound back when we want to hear it again with a needle and like a 1603 01:53:12.439 --> 01:53:15.000 you know what I mean, Like, its just yeah, I think everything 1604 01:53:15.000 --> 01:53:24.039 you need to do that seems that it seems where it's almost that's crazier. 1605 01:53:25.279 --> 01:53:29.279 That is, that is crazy. But I think the entire idea of the 1606 01:53:29.359 --> 01:53:36.319 modern concept. Does it dawn on you, how muche you are one hundred 1607 01:53:36.319 --> 01:53:43.800 percent because effectively you're putting nothing, You're practically putting nothing. That thing has 1608 01:53:43.840 --> 01:53:49.760 no physical value at all on the something, and then something appears there because 1609 01:53:50.520 --> 01:53:56.479 of ones and zeros. I'm not. I am very, very self aware 1610 01:53:56.479 --> 01:54:00.079 of the fact that what is happening now is infinitely more im ppressive. It's 1611 01:54:00.159 --> 01:54:03.760 just to me, the thought process of even figuring out that thing in the 1612 01:54:03.800 --> 01:54:06.800 first place. There Oh, look like, oh I know how to make 1613 01:54:06.960 --> 01:54:13.520 sound, I know how to make a record. I'll press wax with microsopic 1614 01:54:13.640 --> 01:54:18.560 fucking dibots and somehow record that onto just all of that shit like everything people 1615 01:54:19.239 --> 01:54:26.039 is watched a documentary of that because of how just wild of a concept it 1616 01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:29.399 is when you think about it, And even after I was finished watching it, 1617 01:54:29.439 --> 01:54:32.960 I'm just like, I still don't feel any better about this because it's 1618 01:54:33.279 --> 01:54:40.279 it's just something like us in our lifetime if we live like one hundred years, 1619 01:54:40.479 --> 01:54:45.279 It's like, are we gonna do anything that fucking phenomenal? Because that 1620 01:54:45.439 --> 01:54:48.000 is such a phenomenal thing to have figured out, like I need this, 1621 01:54:48.119 --> 01:54:50.760 I need a magnet, I need this stuff, and then to get this 1622 01:54:50.840 --> 01:54:55.960 to work, to actually make that process that is such a phenomenal thing to 1623 01:54:56.000 --> 01:55:00.439 figure out. I'm like, bro, I what's crazy? And I can 1624 01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:02.439 figure out how to shoot come for like six feet? I think that would 1625 01:55:02.479 --> 01:55:05.479 be the closest what dang, I would you know? Crazy? Is that 1626 01:55:05.720 --> 01:55:13.159 at that point with technology where that next, that next like what the fuck 1627 01:55:13.279 --> 01:55:16.880 moment is going to change how we live entirely? Like that next, like 1628 01:55:17.039 --> 01:55:21.680 what do you think is going to be medicine? I think that that adapts 1629 01:55:21.720 --> 01:55:28.199 to your body like a one size fits all kind of a thing. Like 1630 01:55:28.199 --> 01:55:30.960 like that, like what people are saying they were going to do with nanotech, 1631 01:55:30.039 --> 01:55:34.159 like they were gonna get inject boxing you that will eradicate whatever is ailing 1632 01:55:34.199 --> 01:55:38.560 you. I don't. I don't understand that technology well enough, but I 1633 01:55:38.920 --> 01:55:46.399 can understand how like very like Meda. Kingston will say he doesn't understand it 1634 01:55:46.399 --> 01:55:50.760 well enough. I don't understand it at all, So I don't have that 1635 01:55:50.920 --> 01:55:56.600 like technology, technology in general is not my forte I think about. I 1636 01:55:56.920 --> 01:56:01.319 really, it really bothers me how little I I think so much. I 1637 01:56:01.399 --> 01:56:05.039 overthink myself to death a lot of times, but I don't really think about 1638 01:56:06.000 --> 01:56:11.279 like how things work really, you know what I mean? Like I don't 1639 01:56:11.399 --> 01:56:14.600 fully know a lot, but you don't know much, you know, right, 1640 01:56:14.680 --> 01:56:18.600 I don't know much. I don't know a lot. I feel like 1641 01:56:18.640 --> 01:56:25.039 I feel like I understand a lot about like you know, emotions and shit 1642 01:56:25.079 --> 01:56:27.880 like that, but like I don't know. I could never Like if if 1643 01:56:28.079 --> 01:56:30.119 I went back in time to like the nineteen twenties with the idea of like 1644 01:56:30.159 --> 01:56:33.760 the smartphone, I wouldn't be able to capitalize that on that at all, 1645 01:56:34.079 --> 01:56:36.359 you know what I mean? Like there would be nothing I could fucking do 1646 01:56:38.000 --> 01:56:40.039 to be like, oh, well, because I would be like, oh, 1647 01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:43.560 I have I have this idea for like a device that has everything on 1648 01:56:43.600 --> 01:56:45.079 it and like you could call people on it, you can send people messages, 1649 01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:47.119 and somebody'd be like, great, how do you make it? I'd 1650 01:56:47.159 --> 01:56:57.159 be like, I have I have no fucking idea. I really, I 1651 01:56:57.479 --> 01:57:02.239 don't know the first fucking thing on how the phone works? Really? Yeah? 1652 01:57:03.319 --> 01:57:08.279 The camera, Yeah, the camera. I want to make a camera. 1653 01:57:08.760 --> 01:57:13.159 And I was like, hmmm, it's crazy. I don't I don't 1654 01:57:13.199 --> 01:57:20.279 understand any of that. Ship I understand like complex molecules. I can probably 1655 01:57:20.319 --> 01:57:25.800 put a few of those together, and I might miss one or two one 1656 01:57:25.880 --> 01:57:28.560 or two things, but I'll get close. It is easier for me. 1657 01:57:29.319 --> 01:57:31.840 It is easier for me to it is easier for me to like break down 1658 01:57:31.920 --> 01:57:34.960 like how biological things work than it is for me to break down like how 1659 01:57:35.000 --> 01:57:39.000 computer works. Honestly, like, I really have no fucking I don't know. 1660 01:57:39.000 --> 01:57:42.039 It's weird, you know what I had to do. So my old 1661 01:57:42.760 --> 01:57:46.680 my old PC was having some issues and I think the startup button's fucked up 1662 01:57:46.720 --> 01:57:51.159 right now. And so I was looking at my model of my of my 1663 01:57:51.159 --> 01:57:56.279 motherboard and I was like all right, so trying to find where I could 1664 01:57:56.359 --> 01:58:00.439 uh, you know, four start it, and like usually I was like, 1665 01:58:00.439 --> 01:58:02.720 all right, there's a way to do it, and then trying to 1666 01:58:02.840 --> 01:58:05.439 locate it because everyone will saying, oh, you gotta find the thing, 1667 01:58:05.479 --> 01:58:09.000 and they'll have the label on it. Mine doesn't. It doesn't have a 1668 01:58:09.079 --> 01:58:12.479 label where it shows the specific pins you need to usually take a screwdriver, 1669 01:58:12.880 --> 01:58:15.920 touch these pins, it'll four start it or whatever. And I just felt 1670 01:58:16.000 --> 01:58:21.199 so fucking stupid when I'm trying to like really understand. I actually broke out 1671 01:58:21.199 --> 01:58:26.840 the manual and started reading it, and I'm like, this, just this 1672 01:58:27.000 --> 01:58:30.279 one piece is so fun. I'm like the way that people make these things 1673 01:58:30.399 --> 01:58:34.560 it fit like it doesn't. It's so where I'm like, I feel like 1674 01:58:34.600 --> 01:58:39.359 a redneck where they get the pieces to the car and they can assemble it, 1675 01:58:39.720 --> 01:58:43.279 but you know, they're not building the catalytic converter or the fucking it. 1676 01:58:43.399 --> 01:58:46.399 You know, they're not building all of the pieces. They're getting the 1677 01:58:46.439 --> 01:58:50.079 pieces and then they're assembling it together, which is as close as what when 1678 01:58:50.119 --> 01:58:55.840 people talk about building pieces and there's some weird tribal like thing to it, 1679 01:58:55.880 --> 01:58:58.560 like it's some type of a what did you what do you call a rite 1680 01:58:58.560 --> 01:59:02.199 of passage? Or I'm like, you're basically stacking fucking legos. But if 1681 01:59:02.239 --> 01:59:05.880 you're stacking lego and you're not, actually they're they're not the lego, they're 1682 01:59:05.880 --> 01:59:11.079 not. They're not soldering, they're not they're not they're not they're not balancing 1683 01:59:11.199 --> 01:59:14.520 the charge, not childge, they're not balancing a wattage on things they're not 1684 01:59:14.520 --> 01:59:17.359 doing obviously. No, That's why like when people feel the way like oh 1685 01:59:17.479 --> 01:59:20.760 you you didn't build your PC, and I'm like, what the fuck's the 1686 01:59:20.800 --> 01:59:24.560 difference? All? The only difference is because I could, literally I've taken 1687 01:59:24.600 --> 01:59:28.960 apart my PC, I could put it back together. Why is that so 1688 01:59:29.000 --> 01:59:30.760 fucking impressive? I don't understand, Like, if you enjoy doing it, 1689 01:59:30.800 --> 01:59:33.640 fair play, I'm not even shitting on you. It's the whole when you 1690 01:59:33.640 --> 01:59:39.319 talk about PC master race, right, those people, there's a certain vibe 1691 01:59:39.319 --> 01:59:43.359 of people that act like it's there, it's a thing, and they're doing 1692 01:59:43.399 --> 01:59:46.319 something where I'm like, it's just a hobby, bitch. And same when 1693 01:59:46.399 --> 01:59:51.319 people build cars, it's a hobby. But them niggas, they you don't 1694 01:59:51.399 --> 01:59:57.399 really know how to build a car, not really there's like a handful of 1695 01:59:57.399 --> 02:00:00.800 people that can like build everything from scratch, like if like if society fail, 1696 02:00:00.880 --> 02:00:05.199 you'll be like, hey, Bail and Tyler are the two people we 1697 02:00:05.279 --> 02:00:11.079 know that can put together a combustion engine. I read something recently. I'm 1698 02:00:11.119 --> 02:00:15.239 alive. We need them here, right, I read something recently, And 1699 02:00:15.239 --> 02:00:17.920 and the specifics of this might be all over the place. My information in 1700 02:00:17.960 --> 02:00:20.880 my head's kind of all over the place, but the general idea is that 1701 02:00:20.960 --> 02:00:28.199 like there's this guy. There's this one guy who is almost solely responsible for 1702 02:00:28.359 --> 02:00:32.479 making or understanding like the chemical compounds of like this very specific type of glue 1703 02:00:32.520 --> 02:00:36.840 that's used in like like a high like ninety nine percent of our infrastructure, 1704 02:00:38.319 --> 02:00:41.560 and only he knows how to make it. And he's like fucking old, 1705 02:00:43.000 --> 02:00:45.560 so like if he just dies like that. There have been instances where like 1706 02:00:45.600 --> 02:00:48.239 only one person understands how to do something and they have to spend like millions 1707 02:00:48.279 --> 02:00:51.039 and millions and millions of dollars on researching how to get to get to that 1708 02:00:51.079 --> 02:00:55.319 point because the person was just like not willing to share that information or or 1709 02:00:55.359 --> 02:00:58.319 like something that's happened, at least a few that's happened should be free times, 1710 02:00:59.680 --> 02:01:02.479 Okay, I should be tortured. I feel like I feel like that's 1711 02:01:02.479 --> 02:01:05.800 happening. Actually right now, it's happening actually right now with with I'm sure 1712 02:01:05.800 --> 02:01:10.199 you guys have seen it, like you know Waltson grammet uh and like the 1713 02:01:10.199 --> 02:01:14.439 studio that does that claymation stuff, that clay, the specific clay that they 1714 02:01:14.560 --> 02:01:17.479 used to make that stuff is made by one factory and they're going to close 1715 02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:21.560 soon and no one knows how to make it. I heard I heard people 1716 02:01:21.560 --> 02:01:26.479 in that, and I was like, that's crazy. So Claymation might die 1717 02:01:26.720 --> 02:01:30.279 unless like millions of dollars go into like researching like how how to fuck it 1718 02:01:30.399 --> 02:01:34.600 or like reverse engineering that Sam Fisher, who's Sam Fisher of the United States? 1719 02:01:34.640 --> 02:01:39.760 Right now, go get Ghost for I don't remember which one end is 1720 02:01:39.840 --> 02:01:44.439 ghost British? All right? Am I five? Or whatever? Am I 1721 02:01:44.520 --> 02:01:47.000 six? Whatever the fuck is going on right now? Just don't we have 1722 02:01:47.079 --> 02:01:54.680 real life people to slap the sin out of his balls. Slap the slap 1723 02:01:54.920 --> 02:02:00.359 the flaming fuck out of his balls. Bro like steel the plans to the 1724 02:02:00.399 --> 02:02:04.399 point that his balls look like they look like feel like they've been high fived, 1725 02:02:04.720 --> 02:02:10.560 like slap his balls to they're bright and red like Rudolph's nose. People 1726 02:02:10.600 --> 02:02:15.279 just withholding information, People that think that I don't want to teach other people's 1727 02:02:15.279 --> 02:02:18.920 stuff is so insane in me, because you are going to die one day 1728 02:02:18.960 --> 02:02:23.840 and you're going to be gone. You are not going to exist. Why 1729 02:02:23.880 --> 02:02:26.600 on earth do you think it's okay for you? It is with whole information 1730 02:02:27.000 --> 02:02:32.079 that will help the rest of society exist. That's so. Do you think 1731 02:02:32.720 --> 02:02:39.800 do you think greed and hoarding is a human trait that some people kind of 1732 02:02:39.880 --> 02:02:45.840 just inherently have or do you think that yeah, and wrestle with that concept. 1733 02:02:45.079 --> 02:02:49.840 I think some people are just greedier than other people. I think greed 1734 02:02:49.960 --> 02:02:53.600 is a human trait, and I think, like a lot of our base 1735 02:02:53.680 --> 02:02:58.760 or human traits, we are capable of overcoming them and understanding that they're dumb 1736 02:02:59.279 --> 02:03:04.479 because we're not simple apes anymore. We have society. But I think a 1737 02:03:04.479 --> 02:03:09.079 lot of the times we don't attempt to try to get over these stupid, 1738 02:03:09.119 --> 02:03:13.039 like monkey instinct things that we go through, and it is really annoying. 1739 02:03:13.119 --> 02:03:16.119 Do you think, uh, there is because I feel like it's coupled with 1740 02:03:16.159 --> 02:03:19.760 a lack of morality or do you think or sorry and a lack of well, 1741 02:03:19.800 --> 02:03:23.800 I guess I would say morality, but also what I'm really meant to 1742 02:03:23.800 --> 02:03:28.000 say is empathy, Like say, like I guess, let me ask you, 1743 02:03:28.039 --> 02:03:32.359 do you think these people are conscious of how immoral that is? Or 1744 02:03:32.399 --> 02:03:35.039 do you think they just don't even think about it? Like see, I 1745 02:03:35.079 --> 02:03:40.520 don't think understand it? Like yeah, like because that's the part that I 1746 02:03:40.640 --> 02:03:45.039 have the hardest. It does it doesn't make sense to me personally, or 1747 02:03:45.119 --> 02:03:47.600 like if I have a resource that I know that could truly help the world, 1748 02:03:47.680 --> 02:03:51.479 or if I had billions of dollars and I know that me and my 1749 02:03:51.600 --> 02:03:57.000 kids could not use that probably twenty generations down the line. Like I'm just 1750 02:03:57.239 --> 02:04:00.600 I can't hold on to this money. It's fucking useless. But then the 1751 02:04:00.680 --> 02:04:08.319 other people that can just do it and know that indirectly they're causing people to 1752 02:04:08.479 --> 02:04:14.319 suffer. And it's it's something that I'm like, are they are you conscious 1753 02:04:14.359 --> 02:04:16.479 of this? Have you not? If someone not ran into you and told 1754 02:04:16.479 --> 02:04:20.560 this to you that, do you not know? It's it's fascinating to me. 1755 02:04:21.439 --> 02:04:24.720 Yeah, it's fascinating to me. Well, I'm like, hey, 1756 02:04:24.720 --> 02:04:27.239 you give them, give them the pudding or the of the plate. The 1757 02:04:27.239 --> 02:04:31.399 Plato. Give them the fucking Plato. Give the glue. Just give them 1758 02:04:31.399 --> 02:04:36.399 the fucking glue. Just god damn. That's that's what the people that can 1759 02:04:38.079 --> 02:04:42.359 AI is going to know more than we are. I don't think like I 1760 02:04:42.359 --> 02:04:45.439 think it as like everything that computers know people know, you know, for 1761 02:04:45.479 --> 02:04:50.800 the most part, fast people know is that the AI would be able to 1762 02:04:50.840 --> 02:04:54.840 act as easier and people will be of access it. That's a scary thing 1763 02:04:55.600 --> 02:04:58.960 because the computers can sent information people each other with each other way faster than 1764 02:04:58.960 --> 02:05:02.760 a person can call and explain. So money is going on, you know. 1765 02:05:03.479 --> 02:05:08.079 But the whole thing about like like computer builders they're like, yeah, 1766 02:05:08.119 --> 02:05:13.039 AI will have information, but like we're humans. Did you see that thing 1767 02:05:13.079 --> 02:05:19.000 where like the AI the AI art is inbreeding. Now have you seen have 1768 02:05:19.039 --> 02:05:23.319 you seen this? This is the last thing we can then we can get 1769 02:05:23.319 --> 02:05:26.680 off and we can we can leave. But I think it's interesting. So 1770 02:05:26.720 --> 02:05:30.039 there's there's so much a no no, no, no no. So there's 1771 02:05:30.039 --> 02:05:34.920 so much AI. So AI art is obviously trained by you know, scouring 1772 02:05:34.960 --> 02:05:39.680 the internet looking for images. So like, oh I want my AI to 1773 02:05:39.760 --> 02:05:42.960 draw a picture of a tree, and so it will scour the internet for 1774 02:05:43.039 --> 02:05:46.239 every picture of a tree and then it will draw something based on those images. 1775 02:05:47.079 --> 02:05:55.359 Now there are so many AI there are so many AI versions or so 1776 02:05:55.399 --> 02:06:00.640 many AI generated images of so many things that now the AI moms are being 1777 02:06:00.800 --> 02:06:06.479 trained on those AI images and the results are getting worse because they're basically in 1778 02:06:06.560 --> 02:06:14.119 breeding. They're basically using you know, AI art of a tree to understand 1779 02:06:14.119 --> 02:06:15.920 what a tree looks like. And as a result, it's starting to draw 1780 02:06:16.000 --> 02:06:18.439 trees wrong, and it's like starting to fuck up all these things that they 1781 02:06:18.439 --> 02:06:26.560 were getting really good at before. Just itself, it's super fucking interesting. 1782 02:06:27.399 --> 02:06:31.399 But uh yeah, anyway, just to kill itself. Let a I do 1783 02:06:31.520 --> 02:06:36.520 its own work and make itself die. Take my gay cover job. Don't 1784 02:06:36.520 --> 02:06:41.720 don't take my don't take don't take our job. Last question, we can 1785 02:06:41.800 --> 02:06:44.079 one word answer. We can do this, and then we'll get into the 1786 02:06:44.119 --> 02:06:46.479 credits. Bing Chilling wrote and he says, boy, this is very important. 1787 02:06:46.479 --> 02:06:50.960 What racist Franklin the Turtle? I think he's black being that's what he's 1788 02:06:50.960 --> 02:06:55.760 wrong. I mean he's obviously Chinese. No, no, no, the 1789 02:06:55.800 --> 02:07:02.279 Franklin the Turtle. Yeah Chinese, he's black. Yeah, what Oh, 1790 02:07:02.279 --> 02:07:09.000 he's blazing interesting. He's yeah, he's He's like Will Smith's Karate Kid or 1791 02:07:09.000 --> 02:07:21.960 whatever. 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You must be 1818 02:09:46.279 --> 02:09:50.239 af throw your cum in the air and spray it like you just don't care 1819 02:09:50.680 --> 02:09:54.960 if you like dick and balls and that gay ship. Everybody John Killers to 1820 02:09:56.000 --> 02:09:58.880 the Flower Moon eight A Tank to the fourth Mitch, I'm gonna feel you, 1821 02:09:58.319 --> 02:10:03.560 gonna slurp you on my pen that that bed won't ever stop squeaking. 1822 02:10:03.640 --> 02:10:11.319 I'm I'm gonna squash them cheeks seeming to him. Uh I d Extraction Team 1823 02:10:11.640 --> 02:10:15.760 starring Ryan Gossling. Stop with the Britain slander. It already sucks here. 1824 02:10:15.760 --> 02:10:18.119 Listening to Sweeny makes you considered racism. The PvE Titans have no real purpose 1825 02:10:18.159 --> 02:10:22.319 in raids due to lacking DPS and support options. I haven't played testing and 1826 02:10:22.359 --> 02:10:30.359 so long. Isn't the ward like super? Also that, yeah, I 1827 02:10:30.399 --> 02:10:35.640 guess the war don Yeah. Also also there's a fucking armor piece that like 1828 02:10:35.680 --> 02:10:46.239 makes thundercrash crazy, so like fucking relax the first since watching that she blows, 1829 02:10:46.520 --> 02:10:48.560 Well, his name is what he said, So I don't know, 1830 02:10:48.239 --> 02:10:54.079 but there goes my homo watching as she blows two episodes, remaining be afraid. 1831 02:10:54.079 --> 02:10:56.079 He's been on those two episodes for a while. I think I think 1832 02:10:56.079 --> 02:11:01.359 he might be No silly names for now. Please share and donate to the 1833 02:11:01.359 --> 02:11:05.640 GoFundMe in the snark Tank discord fending channel. I don't know what that is 1834 02:11:05.520 --> 02:11:11.000 jolly old dipshit J to the jizzo, G to the glizz phoshizzled. The 1835 02:11:11.119 --> 02:11:18.199 jizzl always drizzled down my face. That's crazy. Let's go. That's the 1836 02:11:18.239 --> 02:11:22.880 anthem. Get your pants up. J to the jizzo G to the pharoshisled 1837 02:11:24.079 --> 02:11:33.359 gizzl always drizzled down my It should be phizz dog but like it's dumb as 1838 02:11:33.399 --> 02:11:39.000 shit, But it fucking would be good. Ruining the upholstery of a Ford 1839 02:11:39.119 --> 02:11:43.119 f one fifty with the boys penis man into the penis verse. Uh, 1840 02:11:43.319 --> 02:11:48.239 Johnny Silvercock ciphergraph. My girlfriend uses my foreskin as a like a sleeping bag. 1841 02:11:48.640 --> 02:11:52.079 Xx Elmo found dead in New York City apartment xx Uh it's something unde 1842 02:11:52.439 --> 02:11:58.000 detectable. But in the end it's gay. I hope we had the femboy 1843 02:11:58.039 --> 02:12:03.000 of your life. That sucks. It doesn't even rhyme, doesn't even rhyme. 1844 02:12:05.800 --> 02:12:09.199 Jeez, Rick, I'm squirting. You should get a glass. Oh 1845 02:12:09.319 --> 02:12:13.560 jeez, Rick, I'm scorting. You should get a glass or something. 1846 02:12:16.079 --> 02:12:22.439 Sweeney lick my weenie. Sweeney feeling a hag like no, no, no 1847 02:12:22.760 --> 02:12:26.600 game morning, get away from me. Gay Morty, I hate you. 1848 02:12:26.079 --> 02:12:33.600 I hate gay Morty, I hate thoughts. Oh jeez, Rick, I 1849 02:12:33.640 --> 02:12:37.520 don't think I'm sorry. Rick, I didn't mean to be gay. I 1850 02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:41.960 didn't mean to choose this, you know. It was just you're so gay, 1851 02:12:43.000 --> 02:12:50.279 Morty. Oh jeez, you're so gay and punctual. Morty. I'm 1852 02:12:50.319 --> 02:12:56.720 not gonna fuck your ass anymore, Morty, I'm not gonna get game. 1853 02:12:56.119 --> 02:13:03.279 Morty, stop bringing the portal gun. Mordyta, I'm sick of docking with 1854 02:13:03.319 --> 02:13:15.920 you, Morty. Game bird Person. That was a shockingly good impression that 1855 02:13:16.079 --> 02:13:20.199 that actually sounded a lot like it. Wait, do that again. That 1856 02:13:20.279 --> 02:13:24.439 was weird. That was fucking insanely Uncaty. I thought that was Dan Harmon 1857 02:13:24.479 --> 02:13:28.600 for a second. I tried. I tried to channel my game bird Person. 1858 02:13:30.479 --> 02:13:33.119 I'm getting like, now, it's not gonna work. It's a belty 1859 02:13:33.720 --> 02:13:41.039 just like this is because bird Person for him is an adjitude. It's a 1860 02:13:41.079 --> 02:13:46.680 person that's a bird. No, his name is bird person. I'm a 1861 02:13:46.760 --> 02:13:50.760 gay bird Seasons. Actually, I gotta say something new season is actually actually 1862 02:13:50.479 --> 02:13:54.840 it's actually yeah, there's some junkes there that actually like made me laugh. 1863 02:13:56.000 --> 02:13:58.840 Sincere there's a scene where like I'm not gonna spoil it because the whole point 1864 02:13:58.840 --> 02:14:01.520 of a joke is to hear it for the first time. But there's like 1865 02:14:01.520 --> 02:14:05.560 a scene where like Rick is like making Morty all these guns, and it 1866 02:14:05.600 --> 02:14:09.960 has like a really solid, like a really good punchline. Actually, so 1867 02:14:09.079 --> 02:14:13.319 I haven't I haven't seen To clarify, I haven't seen the episodes. I've 1868 02:14:13.319 --> 02:14:16.439 seen clip. I've seen clips that are really good. That makes me kind 1869 02:14:16.439 --> 02:14:28.720 of want to check it out, right, Rick, alright, Rick gamer 1870 02:14:28.760 --> 02:14:33.119 Gate, Rick, Let's move on. Alright, alright, look at me. 1871 02:14:33.159 --> 02:14:37.640 I don't like women. I'm all right. Sweeney lick my weeny. 1872 02:14:37.720 --> 02:14:43.399 Sweeney filling a tank like liquid in fish what Sweeney filling a tank like liquid 1873 02:14:43.439 --> 02:14:50.199 and a fish bowl, trapping Derek and Chris swimming around the edges bro same, 1874 02:14:50.960 --> 02:14:54.399 the Everlasting Gaze back the tank of com Caucasian container, the cracker bell 1875 02:14:54.439 --> 02:15:00.399 for Gays, Tinfoil tyrants, transstar Penis Lady, do Christian girls score Holy 1876 02:15:00.399 --> 02:15:03.479 Water? I slipped at the glass bottle factory and it made me gay? 1877 02:15:03.239 --> 02:15:07.319 Sweeney Sweeney. Sweeney swallowed my peenie Matthew Perry's last fart bubble. She piped 1878 02:15:07.359 --> 02:15:13.760 all my pip A highway to the gay gig the Gauger Zone. Uh, 1879 02:15:15.479 --> 02:15:18.079 Chris's Toyota Corolla, moaning like an anime girl every time he inserts his keys 1880 02:15:18.119 --> 02:15:24.880 into the ignition Average Clint Energy. That would really yeah, that would I 1881 02:15:24.920 --> 02:15:28.119 would have to blast music concept. I would have to just wear headphones while 1882 02:15:28.119 --> 02:15:31.479 I'm driving, which is like super safe, average Clin energy. I'll kill 1883 02:15:31.520 --> 02:15:35.680 myself faster than Jesus did. What is this? Three days? Bullshit? 1884 02:15:35.720 --> 02:15:39.960 Wham a little bitch, just the hard R star coffee on twitch. Bitch, 1885 02:15:39.359 --> 02:15:46.359 she's shiz No on my do Hicky till I abe all right? Uh 1886 02:15:46.880 --> 02:15:54.319 smothering a Quizno smothered dude, they had it. I stand by. Quizno's 1887 02:15:54.319 --> 02:15:56.239 had a really fucking good chicken carbonyre sub that. I'm really sad I can't 1888 02:15:56.239 --> 02:16:03.239 get anymore because quiznos doesn't exist other to death vice, not within like our 1889 02:16:03.840 --> 02:16:09.600 nuclear radius. I haven't seen a quiz Nos. Let's see, let's see, 1890 02:16:09.640 --> 02:16:13.199 let's see how Yeah, let's my map of my type in quiznos. 1891 02:16:13.199 --> 02:16:18.760 Quiz Nos. Oh my god, there's a quizns actually ten miles from me. 1892 02:16:18.920 --> 02:16:26.359 There's one in where the fuck is this? There's one in Los Angeles, 1893 02:16:30.000 --> 02:16:33.799 like in the city proper across from the Childcross, across the street from 1894 02:16:33.799 --> 02:16:39.399 the Children's hospital. There's one Quiznos in Los Angeles. That's crazy, and 1895 02:16:39.440 --> 02:16:43.479 there's no way it's good, you know what I mean? Like, no, 1896 02:16:43.479 --> 02:16:46.280 no, there's no way, there's no good ever. Wait, there's 1897 02:16:46.319 --> 02:16:50.680 a Quiznos sandwich. Wait, there's one here in Burbank, but it says 1898 02:16:50.680 --> 02:16:56.719 permanently closed. Ah there you go. Yeah, damn that sucks. I 1899 02:16:56.760 --> 02:17:01.840 really I've been hankering for that sandwich for years. Uh. Some mother quiz 1900 02:17:01.879 --> 02:17:07.000 knows, Walter, they they closed. It's it's I've closed every Quiznos. 1901 02:17:07.120 --> 02:17:13.639 Morty. I had to do it the sup over there, you know. 1902 02:17:13.799 --> 02:17:16.600 I know it's that it's popular subway, but I really think they had a 1903 02:17:16.600 --> 02:17:22.040 good thing going there. Oh geez, shut up, shut up, game, 1904 02:17:22.079 --> 02:17:24.719 Morty, Shut the funk up, Morty, Shut the fuck up. 1905 02:17:24.719 --> 02:17:26.799 Morningfore I eat you, Morty. I'll eat you, Morty. I'll eat 1906 02:17:26.799 --> 02:17:28.680 you where you stand, Morty on the vour you Morty like the fucking like 1907 02:17:28.719 --> 02:17:33.760 the fucking shadows over the world. I'll take out the two of you clean. 1908 02:17:33.799 --> 02:17:41.520 Morty. Smothered by that's fucking crazy. Some othered to death by Sydney 1909 02:17:41.559 --> 02:17:46.440 Sweeney's tits. Uh they are they are good way to die. They're pretty 1910 02:17:46.440 --> 02:17:50.000 good. Yeah, been blowing lots of guys living in a paradise, taking 1911 02:17:50.319 --> 02:17:56.319 from every size, living in a gay man's paradise, transfer transferm gremlin, 1912 02:17:56.399 --> 02:18:01.879 exposing people with lactose and Thomason ninety million rot gens and vionizingdiation USh not vin 1913 02:18:01.879 --> 02:18:03.920 pend the angelic. Dam so here, I am blowing every man. I 1914 02:18:03.920 --> 02:18:09.639 can. I'm fucking every man pretending I'm a homo man. What is that? 1915 02:18:09.639 --> 02:18:13.799 That's not pretending? Cause? Oh, so here, I am blowing 1916 02:18:13.959 --> 02:18:20.680 every man, I can, I'm fucking every man pretending I'm a homo man. 1917 02:18:20.000 --> 02:18:24.680 It's a rhyming man like a million times. That's a little too many, 1918 02:18:24.719 --> 02:18:28.840 manstle too much. You did good though, but you're just you're but 1919 02:18:30.319 --> 02:18:39.159 Tony Cox pro uh gay gayer Yeah, gator, yeah, Tony Cox, 1920 02:18:39.760 --> 02:18:50.840 Tony Yeah, all right. My sex name Marcus Penis and dom Sado miago. 1921 02:18:50.680 --> 02:19:18.879 So that is so stupid, just jam it in there just no regard 1922 02:19:18.079 --> 02:19:24.680 for like that's that's like I don't even know man that I can't describe it. 1923 02:19:24.719 --> 02:19:28.280 But it's like forcing something into a fridge. That cannot fit it, 1924 02:19:28.799 --> 02:19:37.799 that just cannot accommodate. Gallon just trying to slam a keg into a fridge. 1925 02:19:41.280 --> 02:19:48.200 Marcus Penis and Don Sodomago Craig Canadian. The Snark Tank has two modes, 1926 02:19:48.239 --> 02:19:50.239 funny mode and racist mode. The racist mode is default. It's your 1927 02:19:50.239 --> 02:19:54.920 boy, Shawnee d. My penis length so long, make you say, 1928 02:19:54.920 --> 02:19:56.959 oh, my lord, thank you for sucking me in the butt with a 1929 02:19:56.000 --> 02:20:01.559 real with a real rough with a BBC. But Daily Wire presents Matt Walsh's 1930 02:20:03.000 --> 02:20:05.920 what is a Black Oh, we forgot to talk about that movie. We 1931 02:20:05.959 --> 02:20:11.840 can talk about it in the next episode, The Matt Walsh Movie. Uh, 1932 02:20:11.319 --> 02:20:15.680 Ben and Jerry's Funky Monkey. Don't worry about it. It's it's no, 1933 02:20:15.559 --> 02:20:16.559 no, no, don't worry about it. Yeah, it's like a 1934 02:20:16.639 --> 02:20:26.760 Daily Wire movie about sports. It's really fucking wild out the ball one right, 1935 02:20:26.040 --> 02:20:30.920 yeah, the Lady Ballers. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. Ben and 1936 02:20:30.959 --> 02:20:35.559 Jerry's Funky Monkey, the proud owner of a twelve gage silly straw. Uh. 1937 02:20:35.600 --> 02:20:39.040 Doctor Robot makes mean swing machine. Someday I gotta get my ass finger 1938 02:20:39.079 --> 02:20:43.760 blasted by a ginger in my chemical romance hoodie with a little with little thumbholes 1939 02:20:43.799 --> 02:20:52.360 cut into the sleeve. That's fucking so vivid it's insane. I don't like 1940 02:20:52.399 --> 02:21:00.360 me. Three XO and the Japanese skin professor who suits whose suitcase of yakuzahades 1941 02:21:00.879 --> 02:21:05.479 was stolen in Chicago. Uh, slurping, stroking, smoking, joking, 1942 02:21:05.600 --> 02:21:09.920 emoticons going like this morning outlet Keith David, Homeless Drip m h Lord of 1943 02:21:11.000 --> 02:21:18.159 Homeless Drip Zombie by the Cranberries. Please please give me head, Give me 1944 02:21:18.440 --> 02:21:26.840 head head. I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay, gay gay. 1945 02:21:26.959 --> 02:21:31.040 There you go. Well, Big might have to do that. That actually 1946 02:21:30.479 --> 02:21:39.520 would be there's a good well not there's a version by bad Wolves that isn't 1947 02:21:39.520 --> 02:21:46.200 a perfect octave for us. Okay, it down and it's perfect, it's 1948 02:21:46.200 --> 02:21:50.719 perfect. We'll do that one. Yeah, she's got that kind of like 1949 02:21:50.799 --> 02:21:56.680 Shakira. She really kind of like Shakira kind of lilt where it's like it's 1950 02:21:56.760 --> 02:22:01.360 really difficult. It's almost it was like shung incorrectly, and it's just like, 1951 02:22:01.399 --> 02:22:05.719 no way, I can't do that. Uh. Big Pussy's death scene 1952 02:22:05.719 --> 02:22:09.280 in The Sopranos, except they all slowly pull out their Dickson busts on his 1953 02:22:09.360 --> 02:22:15.959 face. Obi won't you blow me? H Kremlin Kremlin to Gremlin Kingston. 1954 02:22:16.000 --> 02:22:18.760 Your microphone is off. A pizza guy accidentally at Chris Hansen's house. Gay 1955 02:22:18.840 --> 02:22:22.680 piece, fucking police coming hard as I throw some pound Abby, I am 1956 02:22:22.680 --> 02:22:28.399 going to kill the other non binary listener. California Girls Tune California, California 1957 02:22:28.559 --> 02:22:35.079 Gaze were unforgetta bul big fat dis deep inside my ass. There you go. 1958 02:22:35.200 --> 02:22:41.799 That's something Wage five eighty three, A sad guy from Michigan. It's 1959 02:22:41.920 --> 02:22:46.479 not It's a G, not a J. You invalid. I hope you 1960 02:22:46.600 --> 02:22:54.000 got you get stray, greasy Italian pube stuck between your teeth. I don't 1961 02:22:54.000 --> 02:22:56.360 know it's a G not a J. Yeah, I wish, I wish, 1962 02:22:56.479 --> 02:23:00.600 I wish he gave more context for this man. I would love to 1963 02:23:00.600 --> 02:23:07.040 know what it is you're talking about right in next week with uh with you 1964 02:23:07.079 --> 02:23:13.200 know, some specifications of this words, some copium of realistic Cammi and chun 1965 02:23:13.280 --> 02:23:20.200 Ley, save Nefillo self, donk Doncerson that level five yet bussy got me 1966 02:23:20.360 --> 02:23:26.520 gooped up for real real no cap on God, I really I cannot co 1967 02:23:26.639 --> 02:23:31.920 sign this redefinition of yeat. I I don't this is the first time I've 1968 02:23:31.959 --> 02:23:35.719 truly felt like old in a way that like no, yeah, I refuse, 1969 02:23:37.200 --> 02:23:39.600 I refuse. It takes a lot for me to adopt something new. 1970 02:23:39.680 --> 02:23:46.440 It takes a lot because I'm pretty Yeah, it takes a change. I 1971 02:23:46.600 --> 02:23:54.799 understand. I understand the seventy year old transphobic veterans when I see ships maybe 1972 02:23:54.639 --> 02:23:58.200 where it's like no, I just mean, like, I understand why it 1973 02:23:58.200 --> 02:24:01.520 would be difficult, Like dude, I I can't accept yacht as a slang 1974 02:24:01.639 --> 02:24:07.159 term for ass. But they're going to accept that men can be women now 1975 02:24:07.200 --> 02:24:09.440 just because they say so, you know, like of course that's gonna be 1976 02:24:09.440 --> 02:24:11.920 like a fucking obviously, like obviously they're going to have a hard time. 1977 02:24:13.799 --> 02:24:16.200 No way. Yeah, I'm not saying I feel that way. I'm just 1978 02:24:16.280 --> 02:24:18.840 saying, like I get it, like like this, you know, let 1979 02:24:18.879 --> 02:24:22.680 them die off and let them, let them exist in peace for the time 1980 02:24:22.719 --> 02:24:28.479 being. You know, they shuffle off this mortal core there's so hot, 1981 02:24:31.719 --> 02:24:37.840 so hot, I don't get it, such a hot penis. I'm trying 1982 02:24:37.879 --> 02:24:43.760 to women, I'm trying to rise up this fat gyacht morty. I'm oh 1983 02:24:43.840 --> 02:24:52.680 my god, pictures actually pictures of men with asses that just completely blow women 1984 02:24:52.719 --> 02:24:54.079 out the water, and I'm just like, what is this? Yeah, 1985 02:24:54.120 --> 02:24:58.479 somebody shared a picture of it. Looked like it looked like it was a 1986 02:24:58.520 --> 02:25:05.319 bell Elphiend type of fimboy, and I'm just like that ship is that's like 1987 02:25:05.479 --> 02:25:09.520 Discord Prime real estate. That's like lottery shit. I was. I was 1988 02:25:09.520 --> 02:25:11.760 like, dude, that's crazy. So seven year old nigga looks at that 1989 02:25:11.799 --> 02:25:16.040 and he's just like so upset but so turned on. At the same time, 1990 02:25:16.799 --> 02:25:20.000 Dick's like dripping while he's crying, and shit, he got his first 1991 02:25:20.040 --> 02:25:24.360 borer in fifteen years from that shit, bro. And He's like, damn 1992 02:25:24.719 --> 02:25:30.479 oh man, fuck right now, God, damn that fuck little boy, 1993 02:25:31.799 --> 02:25:41.719 Damn games sitch. I keep going, please, dude, that fifty mouth, 1994 02:25:43.520 --> 02:25:48.079 oh, that fifty dollars mouth years is writing checks. Those two dollars 1995 02:25:48.120 --> 02:25:52.559 hands can't cash, son, Take one more step, I'll knock you back 1996 02:25:52.760 --> 02:25:58.319 ten. That's grazy. What's that from? I don't know, but like 1997 02:25:58.360 --> 02:26:03.000 it sounds like a lot to prod says I sucked myself today to see how 1998 02:26:03.040 --> 02:26:07.000 it would feel. Try to bust it now. I'm gay. Come is 1999 02:26:07.040 --> 02:26:18.000 my only meal? Come is my only meal? I have eight cm Mike 2000 02:26:18.159 --> 02:26:22.920 erman Trout voice, Would you cut? Would you Mike Erman Trout voice, 2001 02:26:22.120 --> 02:26:28.440 would you kindly stretch my tight bussy? Walter Michael Jackson tried to buy the 2002 02:26:28.520 --> 02:26:33.479 rights to Spider Man so you could play Peter Parker. That's true, that's 2003 02:26:33.520 --> 02:26:39.239 crazy. I remember reading about that he would be such a terrible Peter Parker. 2004 02:26:39.280 --> 02:26:48.399 Holy shit, scream though reality for I really want to know that. 2005 02:26:48.520 --> 02:26:54.399 I would love to see that reality. Yeah, I was watching everything. 2006 02:26:54.799 --> 02:26:58.280 I was watching so like we because for our chickens, giving, our our 2007 02:26:58.319 --> 02:27:03.399 friends giving that we do. We have a we have a tradition of we 2008 02:27:03.479 --> 02:27:09.600 watch the Spider Man movies in no particular order necessarily, but we just watched 2009 02:27:09.600 --> 02:27:11.879 all of them because the first movie is a Thanksgiving movie, and we just 2010 02:27:11.879 --> 02:27:15.159 get high and really drunk and we all watch Spider Man and they all get 2011 02:27:15.200 --> 02:27:20.200 better every single time we watch them. But there's like I was like going 2012 02:27:20.239 --> 02:27:24.760 down into like some rabbit hole about like some of the deleted scenes from Spider 2013 02:27:24.799 --> 02:27:28.440 Man three and all the deleted Spiens scenes from Spider Man three are so good. 2014 02:27:28.399 --> 02:27:33.600 It's like upsetting the fact they're they're taken out as insane. Yeah, 2015 02:27:33.600 --> 02:27:39.799 it's it's really kind of time. 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