Hey, look, he said, little dead meme. Hey, everybody,
welcome, Welcome to the Start Tank podcast. It's us, the same people
who have hosted the show forever. We were were gonna So obviously this is
after Thanksgiving. We're all we're all fresh out of that holiday spirit. I
bet so no thanks were given. There's no thanks at all. But I
do want to say today, the day, on the day we were happening
to be recording, this is the day that all these Spotify raps are going
up. A lot of people are like showing like, hey, look,
Stark Tank was my top podcast or my second most viewed podcast. For those
people who if we are your second most listened to podcasts, you're not doing
good enough. You're not helping enough. You shuck. You might as well
not have listened at all. Quite frank, Like, I'm kind of pissed
that you would have the audacity to share that with knowing that we were number
two on your list is crazy. So I've got all of your names.
You put your credit card information on the site. I have it, I
can, I will, I know who you are, and I'll fucking i'll
ruin you. We're coming. So, but thank you to everybody who had
us at number one. Those are the people who actually matter. You have
number one to third, Thank you, Thank you, guys. Number two
is the first loser. Man, that's insulting. Yeah right, it's it's
a fun number. The people who had us at number four, that's okay,
we understand, that's okay. Number five, that's insulting. Uh,
number two, that's insulting. Number three I don't have strong feelings about.
So just figure out how you're gonna to go through life with that if Yeah,
I'm not a big fan of you guys. One thing, So,
one thing I want to bring up before we get into questions here, because
we we obviously missed the holiday. We got a lot of questions. It's
fun. The question threat is fucking insane, so we're going to meander through
it. But I did want to bring this up before we continue because I
saw it and it immediately bothered me. Yeah. So I don't know if
this is real, and part of me thought like this has got to be
a I because this is so stupid. But I saw a comic book cover
of Miles Morales, right, So I don't know how old it is.
I don't know if it's super recent or whatever. There's a Miles Morales comic
book cover where he is holding an electric sword and I and I saw it
and I was like, there's no way they just gave Spider Man a fucking
electric sword. That is so fucking stupid that I can't believe it's very real.
So fucking that's real, very real. Where's the I don't know?
Man? He alreadys he already can like shoot elections out of his hand and
ship like whatever, you know? Do you? But do you see what
I'm saying here where he's basically a super, say he's more of a super
saying that he's a Spider Man, Like this is ridiculous. Not really.
He has all of Spider Man's powers too, so he's done. But that's
like one abilities. He's Spider like electric powers, that's all it is.
He who can stick to walls. It's getting fucking ridiculous. Now he can
summon a sword and of pure energy, that's fucking vegeto, dude, that's
crazy anime level bullshit. Like, dude, I think that's cool. Ship
dude. I think it's so fucking lame. It's just I think it feels
so unspied there's nothing Spidery about that. There's nothing really spidery about it,
that's true. But they're like, there's nothing baddy about Batman. You know,
there's nothing really man. Every everyone is looks like a bat you know
what I mean, at least that it's true his clothes, you know,
like, yeah, I mean, if Batman's look man, you'll hear the
same complain out of me the second Batman starts floating in the moment, the
moment Batman started not stopped respecting Batman, as when Batman decided to dodge Dark
Sides on Mega Beams, that thing, it's in the very beginning of that
comic era. They're like, yo, even Flash can't give it of these
Flash was running for days from them, and he had to run into Dark
Side for them to stop following. So Man did a backflip. Are you
talking about? Are you talking about the animated series? Both of them?
It was in the Crisis event and an animated series. And I was like,
I don't fucking he got he got no, no, he got no,
no, no, no. He dodged the first one, then he
got hit the second time, and he got set back in time, and
I was like, this is stupid fair enough, This is stupid fair enough.
Flash can run through time and he can't get away from that. It's
always been the big criticism of Batman that even as a kid, I'm a
kid watching the animated series as it's live, like it's actually premiering, and
I got a little bit bored because there was only like, out of all
the episodes, maybe two times where he was actually in trouble, and every
other time, like I mean actually in trouble where you're like, oh shit,
I don't know how he's gonna get out of this, but you already
know. Every other time it was like some stupid bullshit's gonna happen. It's
getting out of it. I remember that when I stopped watching for a long
time was because Harley Quinn had him dead to rights. Harley Quinn hit this
motherfucker, knocked him out, hung him upside down, and there was a
tank full of piranhas, like he's done, he's done, and then he
just says, oh, he shouldn't kill me now. Joker would be pissed,
Oh you're right, and then she takes him down while she's waiting for
him to show up. I fucking lost my mind and then it's like explains
later when she took me down, I regained like you know, the blood
rush into his head like left him and incapacitated essentially, But once she dropped
me down, I was able to slip. I was like, this show
so bad. I was so fucking upset that, like, yeah, I
wanted to see Batman get eaten by piranhas. That's so insane. That would
have just been the end of the show. And it's just like so uner.
I understand, Like, look, man, I I don't care about
time, but characters generally because of a lot of that stuff, Like I
like Batman aesthetically, right, and I like kind of the vibe of Batman,
but I don't really I don't like that. I don't like that he's
so invincible like that whole like, oh, with prep time, he could
fucking kill Galactus, and it's like, shut I hate this. The Justice
League Doom that was like the premise of that where he had a plan Yeah,
yeah, right, I just having contingent. I understand that he's being
he's so well prepared that he has contingency plans for everybody, but they shouldn't
all just be flawless fucking like they shouldn't all just work without a fucking hitch.
It's insane for me, but like, but the thing to me is
like the I don't know, man, I'm the Miles thing. Is this
right? This is what it is? Right? If my if Spider Man
was created, Miles is what happened, is Peter Parker Spider Man's powers that
were created a modern time. Miles is what happens. If Spider Man was
an anime is what it is is if modern Spider Man. If Spider Man
can stick to walls, he's anime man. He's an anime he can use
like the city powers, an anime character, that's the same thing. Those
are the same root of powers. Do you not agree? Do you not
agree that the un he's just modern Spider Man. He's a Spider Man was
made in modern time because there's something about modern spiders that create fucking electric swords.
The Chris Chris no capacity an anime character. He's like Goku where it's
like I'm a kid who's really good at martial arts, and I got a
tale, but also now I'm an alien. Also now I'm a god.
Also now I'm like I'm doing all this ship. It's like, look,
look, you're an anime character. Well, that's what happens, right when
characters are anima character, if they're if their power, if they continue to
exist, they usually add more power to them and more things they can do
to make to keep them somewhat spicy for people that are gonna keep reading them.
Because that's why Peter Parker is so boring now, because Peter Parker has
been the same nigga for sixty years. I don't think I don't think that's
a problem, though. I don't think Sherlock Holmes needs to be a telepath
for him to be the exact same kind of life that Spider Man does.
Though, I think it's what I'm saying experience. What I'm saying, a
character remaining grounded for a long period of time isn't a bad thing. And
I'm like, I'm kind of annoyed at the idea that, like, he
doesn't we need to add like a fucking doesn't least come on ground because he
has electric powers. It's fucking doesn't mean that doesn't mean in the world niggas
like before, that don't mean. Look, I'm officially, as of this
moment, I'm on the hate train for this guy, Like, I don't
like him. I don't like this character anymore. I really can't say he's
Ben ten. This is a Ben ten ass characters. Every issue he is
gonna have at some point he's just gonna be able to fly like he will
fly. I promise you, I will put money down in the next five
years. Miles Morales can fly, I promise you. I'm such because honest,
there's a spider in the fucking Australia that like can go really high up
and surf on the wind a little bit, so it's technically spider like that
you can fly. I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm I'm positive in fact,
bro man, It's just it's just what happens. Man. The characters,
all of them are like having Peter a bunch. Remember Peter prior turned
into a giant spider demon, you mean when he was sick and it wasn't
a power when he turned into a gigantic when he fought more Loon and more
Lun killed him, and then Peter went to cocon came with the coon ate
More Loon's face, and it's all stupid, so stupid. I hate it.
I hate it that was that was a sick era of spider Man.
Bro because Spider Man was boring then because crawling on walls in a world.
Nigga, you're such an eight year old that's boring interesting enough that he's a
good character and he's interesting. He needs to be able to Chris and Chris
they get a child, getting child? How am I play? Did you
child? Let's go? They get boring. That's what happens. His character
may be fine, but but you know what if a characters are boring,
so you know what they should do. If if a character gets boring,
stop making stop. I agree one hundred percent agree I too. In fact,
I agree more than you would ever agree. That's why I don't collect
comments. After a certain point with Peter Parkers, I'm like, I'm gonna
read the same thing again, right, I have twenty five years and I'm
like, all right, cool, that's enough. Nothing's gonna change. And
am I Norman is one him? Are friends? Wow? That's not a
good point. It's it's it's dumb. Yeah, I don't know. I
was like, this is such a shark moment, man, I couldn't believe
it. Just like it, this is the thing, right if he would
have had. If he would have had an electric sword out of the clear
blue sky, that would have bothered me because I was like, where did
that come from? But he's literally had electric powers the whole time he's been
a character. That has been the thing he's had the whole time he has
been a character. Mouth Roles came in to existence. He has bioelectricity.
That is something he's had the whole time he's been here is right about the
anime aspect, because let's be real, let's be real trying to tap into
that fucking wee bass market with swords and ship I mean, otherwise you wouldn't
you You wouldn't. You wouldn't the same time I would have given him a
sword, I would have powers literally already, as they are so cool.
I'm thinking about it as I am when I was in elementary school, I
would one hundred percent. I would my toys, would swap weapons. I
would give literally my Spider Man toy that I still have right now. He
would be wielding spawns like I have medieval spawn and he'd be wielding his glad
so in his fucking in his shield because that's cool. Yeah, it's cool.
But that would be total, but you know what would be awesome even
quarter than that. Actually, it's just like if that made sense. So
for what I mean, it's like, if you have a Spider Man with
a sword, where does that fit in? Where does the Spider Man with
the sword fitted? It's like, oh, maybe like somewhere in like medieval
fucking times. Like that'd be fucking sick. We already have a twenty ninety
nine Spider Man. Why not have like a fucking sixteen ten due Spider Man
turning Spider Man, I mean, would be kind of dazing. My issue
is that it just it just sort of comes out of nowhere. It's like,
here's this fucking here's this fucking urban youth in the Bronx swinging around with
a fucking electric sword. It's so fucking out my sword. But he didn't
he didn't use it. He used it because someone used the sword on him.
Okay, he manifested the sword as well. He's not he's not fighting
a criminal, and he's not like use this. Well. Past Master has
always had a sword because he's copied what you call what I'm saying, dude,
he's been tenning. There been tenning Spider Man with Biles Morales one percent
is awesome. I just I just think it's like whatever it is if if
Captain America, because things that people make dude, super soldier, he's a
super soldier. R. Kevin Wrick is kind of fucking boring, all right,
so like, how do we make him more interesting? It's like,
okay, uh give him, uh let him give him telekinesis, why would
he have why would he Why would you have that? Why would why would
you have that? Now? Chris? Now, Chrish, My god,
I think soon, let me explain why. Let me comic book. Let
me comic book you into why Chris the super sold the seerm was dormant in
his body for a long time and then during a fight with some telekinetic weirdo,
it got it juiced up. His brain has already souped up brain,
and now he can levitate ship easily explained that Miles Morales has had electric powers
the whole time he's existed, right, all right, And Captain America happened
stronger than normal biology than for the longest time. That's very How do you
know he didn't realize like, oh wait, my brain is super strong,
and I didn't even think about this aspect of combat until today. Whoa interesting
not that's not a good reason. So it happens takes in. That's a
whole mountain. So let me can see, let me continue. Peter had
Captain America. Is how old? He's a going on ninety year old character
now, right? Right? Give him tety years been around ninety years right
about a ninetyear old character? Right? He has never eight legs ever ever
once. That'd be makes more sense, I guess than him be coming tucking
leass. But he's never one showed anything where he's like. He's been in
several fights with people that are psionics. Never use those kind of powers.
Okay, Miles is fighting someone, right, Miles's ability to expelay from his
body. He can amp up his punt electricity, and he's only already been
shown to be able to create threads with electricity. He'll be able to make
it physical years aread. A sword is not as far fetched, But it's
only not Toole. And then it's only not far fetched because it's it's born
of already previous, previously existing far fetched things about his powers. The thing
is that Peter the same as Miles, That is the same power. I
just want to say that real quick. I think the only reason why there's
an issue at all is because of what he conjured. Now, imagine if
he conjured some times New York fitted and a gun. He's also basically pre
Lantern. Now, if he can just make things out of electricity, Yeah,
it's pretty insane. That's kind of like that's not new in the Marvel
universe already though. All right, you can do like that, Caro can
do You're like you're willfully. These are the reasons why I don't like these
characters. These are because they're those arcs, because you're not capable sitting down
and reading from one to fifteen seconds. Because that's why these characters. Their
infinite backpack of abilities makes them boring. So I don't like Superman either.
It's just he's so strong that I just don't I don't feel interested in I
like Spider Man because he's weak. Green Lantern. Green Lantern is an extremely
powerful character, and he is more interesting than Spider Man is. I'm glad
the characters you have, that'side. I think I'm glad they have that world
power. Look, I think the Green Lantern lore is so interesting because of
the whole core, like without it, if it was just him, and
if the Core and OA didn't exist, then it would be really gay.
But because War Wars, Holy Ship, fure Brock in the time, how
Jordan was so strong it was insane. Yeah, so like that whole The
Blackest Night's probably one of the cool especially it came out the perfect time when
everybody was jacking off with zombies and ship, so like Blackest Knight was probably
perfect. I was like, right, I think it might have been,
isn't it. I guess? Yeah, it sounds better. That sounds way
better. There was z there was zombie superheroes running around. Bro it's crazy.
I got fucking zombie hot girl, because I'll still I'd still banger even
as a zombie. I would still bang hot Girl, even as I'd have
to. I'd have to. I'd have to check first. I'd have to
check first, who was going on down there. There's no maggots, I'm
good. As long as there's no maggots, I'm good, alright, fair
enough, that's that's actually fair. Because I hate maggots. I would really
want somebody to edit that I hate And I knew you were gonna fucking say
that a little bit of like, I hope he doesn't real. I hope
it is for real, Bro, you call them that. That's crazy,
dude. People think people be like always projecting. They know I knew those
Gate covers. He's just he's just fucking projecting. Which he's like that movie
with freaking Oh the interview. That's such a good scene where he's That scene
is actually amazing the movie. You're kind of right. I was like that
movie when I saw it. I didn't see it. I never never saw
it. I just remember any of it other than that line that everybody was
using, like they hate us, they hate us, They hate us because
they hate us. Yeah, they hated That's the only thing I remember for
that movie. And then the part. The part was fucking great. It's
a good part, so funny because he's so calm while it's hat He was
like, like, how are you guys not How do you guys not see
this notice? Do you see that guy? By the way, speaking of
M and MS, do you see that guy? Uh? I think I
think he testified about uh killing uh Tupac with U P. Diddy's money,
like officially actually like actually I got arrested, but I didn't know that.
There was a lot of ship right now too. Actually he did law.
They had that law that like it was like stipulated, it was what was
it called. They were giving exceptions to the statute of limitations when it came
to like sexual assault and so a file within a year period, and so
people started, uh filing p did he He settled immediately with one, so
you know he did it. He did. You know he that was guilty.
So he just settled a lot of twenty two hours ago. Twenty two
hours ago he was dropped from Revolt, so h he's probably gonna it's over
for I mean, yeah, there was I've seen so many conspiracy theory videos
about the depths of Tupac and Biggie. And one thing that I did see
that was really weird was before before Tupac died, there was an interview and
and I could be getting this wrong. It's it was so long ago,
but he was looking so guilty and nervous in a weird way. We're like,
what the hell's wrong with this guy? And so people were saying automatically
like, oh, he knew what was gonna happen, And I mean,
I don't know, man, so I listened. I listened to hip hop.
I grew up around a bunch of uncles that were like that was their
whole entire persona was hip hop and like drawing and like the all the five
pillars hip hop bull shed. There's a rapper named Little Seas that said outward
a long time ago that did he had something to do a pox killing?
It was because when when do a Biggie's killing? Because Little Seas is in
the car with them. When when Biggie got shot? It was Biggie?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was Biggie Sees and what you call and
uh, I not p Diddy were all there and the guy came in and
somehow only shot Biggie got it big as a big target target could be the
easiest person that he only shot him, And the years like like, I'm
not kidding, honest. In ninety nine he was like had something to do
with it, and everyone ignored him, and I'm like, how does PUC
not have something to do with him getting killed? It's dude, It's obviously
like Sugar Knight and Pop together did some funk shit and they killed them both.
It's so obvious. It's probably one of the most. It's one of
the most bases. Yeah, go ahead it. You gotta be really ballsy
to be fat and engaging in that ship, you know what I mean,
because like they're not missing dude, like the hatefulness I mean, you know
what I mean, Big Biggie. Biggie was not a bad dude at all.
Man. He was a drug dealer obviously, but he wasn't making enemies.
What happened was there was a bunch of beef going over the East Coast
and West Coast, and Biggie and Pot got drawn into it simply because of
the fact they were big rappers at the time. The real big hatred was
Snoop Dogg and Prodigy. That was the real big problem. And those two
were both like I'll shoot the UK band right, No, I mean from
mob. Don't say that. Don't disrespect them like that. Bro we got
he did a super cell or some ship. Yeah, he died. He
died crazy from technically he was too black. He died. God damn,
you guys see that that fucking uh uh a Snoop Dogg quitting smoke was just
a fucking ad for a stove or something. Of course, it was the
idea that people who thought that out of nowhere. Just he's like, oh,
yeah, now I'm gonna stop. Like he's like almost sixty or something.
He's like, yeah, now's a good time to fucking stop with craled
and fucked up. All of them are like sixty now. It makes my
heart feel weird. It is weird thinking like all of them. Like he's
like nearly sixty, so is nos so is busted rhymes now its looks good.
I'm worried about bust. I think his heart's gonna explode. But he's
in very he's I think about bust. He says he's got a lot of
weight on him. He's got but he's he's taking way too many steroids.
Man. The thing, he's in very insane shape. But he's but that's
the problem of weight on him, steroids. He's like, you take that
amount of steroids, it enlarges your heart. It fucks up your heart.
Like he's gonna have a heart attack and die. I think he's way too
big, like like musclely big. And the more you get old, it's
like the rock. The Rock's probably not gonna survive unless he actually gets off
of whatever the fuck he's take by the time, he's like sixty something.
He's way too even the Rock. The Rock is old now too. It's
crazy. Yeah, he's like, fucking what mid fifties. I have no
idea. Actually, he's probably early still, he's probably I think I actually
think he he's been doing the rock. I'm in flying the Rock for fucking
forever. He doesn't do podcasts. He just started doing them within the last
year. He did Joe roganar, which, by the way, was so
fucking lame and underwhelming. It's the first Joe Rogan podcast I've listened to in
a very long time. And the reason why I was so annoying and and
so lame is everybody knows that Joe calls out the Rock anytime he gets about
his obviously lying about steroids, like obviously it's so obvious that he's fake.
Natural people that come on the podcast. There's a guy named Derek Moore plates
More Dates, who breaks down all this stuff they've talked about. It fucking
rock shows up and nothing. No, it was there was this entire there
was this elephant in the room the entire time, and you felt it,
and I was like, this is fucking gay. I was hoping it was
also at least yeah he was. He also was just like so clearly on
a leash, you know what I mean. Yeah, like it was.
It was the most it felt like it felt like when like world leaders would
go on podcasts or like we go on TV shows to talk about like real
things, but like you know for sure, they're not fucking doing that,
Like they're not gonna get like what's his name and Yahoo on the view,
you know what I mean, and then bring up Palestine, you know what
I mean, Like they're not gonna do that's like crazy. They even brought
up his reel Pal sign on the Fucking Rock episode, and he was just
like the whole thing was just like yeah, it's so it's it's all so
sad and it and it was just so fucking sub driving me nuts about that
specifically, as they kept saying, I don't know what can be done.
I don't know it just I can believe the Rock can actually believe that,
like he doesn't know what can be done. But I feel like Rogan's around
enough people that Joe says some things every once in a while that I'm like,
I know he knows what's right and he's pretending to be like, I
don't know what could be done. Like, I think it's pretty simple.
It could be fucking done, dude, I think it's pretty there's pretty simple.
But you know, we need to get into that ship. It's it
was a frustrating episode. I heard some of it, you know what got
released recently, Chris Brown finally openly talked about all Rihanna's situation with him.
Oh yeah, like I watched that Joe crazy, do you feel like satisfactory,
like reminiscing, Yeah, Joe. Actually, it's actually kind of sad
because it's a young man doing dumb ship and then like the rest of his
life is ruined from that, even though you know, I've been I've been
young. I've been young. I've been young, and you know, you've
never shitches in the mouth, but I've never I've never done that, you
know. And he admits he's like, I let my anger get a hold
of me, and I just I don't stupid. I don't blame that age.
I don't I blame I blame that on somebody being stupid, young and
dumb. I don't know, just dumb, not young, because we're none
of us umb. Because pople people into their lives. So yeah, he
didn't beat with their lives. He just he hit her really badly, like
a few times in her face and and puffy bit her do you know how
much? Yeah, he bit her arm. That's that is the most savage
you see. Like the one part that I really like from I don't want
because I saw it, I saw. I'm gonna say this. I absolutely
do not agree what he did, right. You never you never put your
hands on people. Ever, That is not what you do ever. Ever.
Ever. I never agree. But their situation, wait, the way
the way he explains it. Of course, granted he's explaining it because you
know, she'll probably give you a complete different story, but he's explaining it.
It just seems like he just literally lost control of himself after being pushed
by her so much that he attacked her. And it's just like, look,
I understand being upset. She three at lambeou keys out the car,
She pitched you a bunch of times, she grabs a groin, she slapped
the shit out of you. She was attacking you, clunging you up.
Just get out the car and leave. Just get out the car and leave.
Chris, not hit her. Do not hit her. He slipped and
he hit her, and the whole time he was he did that, he
was just like reflecting on like I can't believe at the moment you're mad,
you're going to be mad about you, you know, But like I don't
know, Like I don't know Chris retaliation. I want to I want to
say something like if you're a guy, right and some a girl is especially,
It's it's different interpersonally. I've every I love those videos by the way
of like women on the street like slapping and the guy just goes like,
okay, okay, we're adults. Are you ready, and then they just
get thrown the I love that because that's the instant karma. You shouldn't put
your hands on someone unless you're unless you're ready to get your fucking ship rocked,
like generally, but interpersonally there's a level where it's like, dude,
like if you're getting hit by like your partner or something, I get a
retaliation of some kind, but understand like when to walk away as well,
Like that hit is crazy that that you know what I mean, like crazy
hit punching. It's like it's just I don't know, man, I don't
know how you can really explain that away as like, oh, I was
young. It's so there's a thing. There's a thing called like in in
wrestling and pro wrestling, it's called a receipt. Like when you actually hurt
somebody, you do something, then you give him a receipt. You do
it back, you do something back to them. Oh, there's a guy
braun Stroman that accidentally need brock lesnar in the face. It was an accident
brock Layers that gave him a receipt by punching him round the face. And
it's one of those things where it's like you're you're angry, but you're in
control. It's like I need to get you back. That is not get
back. That is just a type of rage that is I can't I can't
explain it. I can't explain it away with with a youthfulness because I never
got that fucking angry. I just that's his that's his personality. That is
just he probably still has that in him to be able to not only punch
but to bite somebody. That is so over the top. Like what I
was trying to say, Remember where they're trying to paint. When they were
trying to paint Rick grimes as like a savage, like they made him bite
that dude's throat because he was gonna like kill Carl or kill everybody, like
there is that level of savagery is connected with biting and and it's it's it'll
always be that way. So it's like to me, I can't I just
can't find any type of anything that sounds reasonable to fucking start gnawing at somebody.
It just sounds so crazy the way the way he paints the story,
so like he's trying to drive. They're going back and forth. Obviously he
got a text from somebody on his phone. She got jealous about it,
tripping. She started tripping on him right, yelling at him, screaming at
him, started hitting him, attacking while he's driving. He's like, yo,
I'm driving right now, like chill, I'm driving a car. I'm
driving a sports car. We can die, and he gets mad. He
puts his hands on it. Right, that's problem number one. Don't don't
pull over, just pull over like my grandma, my grandma and my grandpa.
Right, my granddad is one thing. He was like, whenever you're
gonna see anyone woman instead of going and yelling at her or putting hands to
her. He just just leave, Just walk out the house, go hang
out with your boys, get a breather, get a beer, and calm
yourself down. That is one of the lessons my grandpa told me. I
refuse to do that. I always beat up Lily before I leave. Then
I go get my beer. Then go get my beer. My friend.
All right, and it it tastes better. It is a little bruise and
stuff. You just feel good like he worked for it. You work,
little bloody today. What happened, man, lady got it lay? So
look at this is this is so in listener, Let's say let's say Chris
Brown did this. He actually gets out the car and walks away. He's
like, I'm getting the I'm getting out of the situation. Rihanna chases after
him. At that point I can more not. I can't excuse the biting,
but I can excuse what kind of happens afterwards if she if she were
to start chasing after him. I always say this is just me because it's
it's not about gender, it's about a power dynamic. Because I wouldn't I
don't want to stomp out like a small dude either. So one that's so
easily. Like, do you remember that bage old guy, the bagel boss
guy, Like that's dead? You know you want to let that's not a
line, that's actually real. He died a while ago. I swear to
are, I swear to God. What are you? What are you talking
about? Wait? What are you talking about? The little bagel guy he
went nuts at a bagel shop. Yeah, what are you talking about now?
Actually? I swear to God. What's his name? Bagel guy?
I think they called him bagel Boss. I think they call him bagel bagel
guy? No, the bagel guy. Uh, what the fuck is this
guy's name? Angry bage. He's from Long Island. Obviously he's not fucking
dead. Nobody's saying he's dead. He's dead. Bro hold on, no,
look let me look, you're just lying. Okay. So the first
thing that pops up, damn, looks like Bagel Boss died again. He
died again, Chris marking the bagel Boss guy is dead. Uh, the
death of Chris Morgan the bag after he dressed up as the joker at an
open mic and it said, Tom is probably you. No, I don't
think any of it's real. I don't think he's dead. No, No,
he did die. He had a stroke. I Morgan filmed an episode
of Doctor Us three weeks before the stroke, in which he explained the impact
his anger issues had on his health. He had a stroke, but he's
still alive. I don't understand. Let's see, I'm gonna I'm gonna look
at this video. Oh yeah, maybe he didn't. Maybe he maybe he
didn't die. Am I crazy? Maybe he just had a stroke. It's
just completely incapacitated. There's basically from Long Island. Yeah, there's a there's
an x USC fighter from Long Island that I just literally I can't believe.
I just stumbled upon him right now because he he he quit and start doing
real estate. His name is Ali Quinta, and he has a video called
rip Bagel. I'm just like, what a fucking small world, Like,
what are you doing? Dude? So some people are saying, I hope
he finds peace now, he's finally at peace, Ripped the King. I
just don't see any like real day. Yeah, yeah, tube channel?
Where's his YouTube channel? I don't know. I think it still exists because
I remember seeing this news and he had a stroke and I remember hearing that
he died but that could be just like an assumption. Either way, he's
fucked because it's not a good stroke the down guy anyway. I like how
there's a video that says the Downfall like as if he's ever had a fucking
rise. Yeah, he was. He rose to stardom and then like he
had like eight hit albums and then he was caught in the grocery store like
losing his mind and then like everything fell apart from the grocery store. That's
yeah, that's weird. I remember him that it's weird that there's no concrete
answer to this. Yeah, this is actually I really do remember seeing like
a whole thing about him dying, and because I remember because I thought,
like that's so fucking I didn't think, oh, that's so funny, but
I did laugh the bigel Yeah, I see that he's like, yeah,
let's look at the news that is I'm gonna see if there's like recent news.
Uh. Because I mean, he loved me. He had a whole
lass YouTube channel, so I feel like there should be some stuff. I
felt bad for him because he just he just I just I feel like he
just went through his life just being small and pushed around for being small you
know, well, yeah, the weird thing is still it's it's still fucking
crazy. Like the the problem is because I've known some pretty short fucking people
in my life, like shorter than me, like a lot shorter, and
like just kind of owning it and being fun. People kind of like backed
off, and I guess he grew up in I mean, I don't know
what Long Island's like. The people would seem pretty island. So yeah,
either it's insane, ether it's insane or it's really rich assholes. Mmm yeah
it's not. It's not a good place, but uh yeah, anyway,
that would have been an interesting fights that'll be watch that I watched it.
Hno, would be his eyes. I think Rihanna would fucking crush him.
Absolutely good. Good thing too. That's the thing too to take into account
right where it's like Chris Brown's like six to one, she's like five seven.
I don't know. Man just comes across as like look if just you
don't you don't if I'm dating somebody who's six to one and they start beating
me up, I'm I'm swinging, okay, Like make no mistake, all
right, I mean you know that's a black widow situation for me, But
uh, I don't know. It just seems it seems. It seems weird
to me that Chris Brown would go on a podcast to talk about it so
late after the fact. Well, I mean that's definitely you definitely have to
deal with like that, you know, like that that ruined his life for
a while. I mean, he was, he was, he was on
a planet at that time, bro was he was. He was like he
was like meteoric at that time that he would also be right back on top
off, he was releasing some fucking bangers. He's just not I mean,
he released when he got out. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. That album he reached when he got out was so
good. I love the worst you you love the worst people. It was
a good album, bro Simpson, Chris Brown arguing all you want that that
was a good album. I don't know, I don't. I don't like
Chris Brown at all. That was a good album. And I was just
like, dang, this is a pretty good album. But I was always
team I was team Neil. I was team Neil. He was just better
like and he's just not looking he's just a better songwriter. He's just like
he's a good producer. He's really he's a fantastic producer a ship. But
I only make fun of him because he tries to hide it. Otherwise I
don't because I don't care if people are bald. It's like it's like Tim
Poole, right, I wouldn't give a he just owned it. People that
people that hide it at all, fucking like you know, they they try,
they have to hide it, Like fuck those people. That's how you
could never catch that nigga without a hat on until he had that mug shot.
And I'm like, you bald bitch, so confusing, Like you're already
it's at that level. If you're at that level, why not just like
if you if you're at that level and you're hiding it, why not just
like get it fixed, Like you could just get it fixed. Oh yeah.
They have tens of millions of dollars and he can easily, like Neil
with his production, with the producing he made a shitload of money just just
being a producer. He could have easily just what are they called plugs.
I've seen so many people do hair plugs and and sometimes I don't understand,
like say, Lebron Dream Lebron James is one of the richest people in America
and his hairline is barely fine because you know he would have been bald as
ship. But it's still I'm like, I don't understand. He has all
the money in the fucking world, he just doesn't hair project well. He
think he does, though he used to. He used to wear a bandana
and move it past. His hair was still receding. He could move it
back more and more. It was to the point where people were making memes
like that shit's gonna be on the top of his fucking head and like a
chin Street. The whole hairline thing is, it's weird because Lebron Lebron tried,
he tried to fix his hairline, but like, how did I say,
with the amount of money he has, how did he not fix it?
That's not like it's just it's just like the things on a hundred percent
of shirt. I've seen amazing hair play. I've seen Tom. We've all
seen Tom Brady. We've seen Tom Brady. Joel Joel McHale Is that his
name, Joel McHale, Yeah, Joel McHale. Perfect example that motherfucker was
bald ing. And then then then Community, I'm like, oh, it
looks it's really jar is Jeff Winger from Community? Oh Jeff, he was,
he was balding. Yeah, dude, if you watch spider Man two,
literally watch spider Man two, he's the he's the banker in spider Man
two, and he's bald as hell in that. Like he is bald in
in that in that movie. Like straight up, it's it's just weird,
Like I see it work. It's almost like it depends on how your hair
takes it. Because Joe Rogan tried the same thing and it didn't work.
I guess he tried to do hair a long time ago, and then Bull
Seaman or whatever the fuck you know, the weird supplements screwing up his fucking
biochemistry. Yeah, but dude, his head's gotten like three times as big.
Him and Bill I love him and Bill Burr. I love Bill Burr
going on there and Joe Rogan trying to like Bill Burr is great man.
He like, you said you wore the mask. He was like, Joe,
shut the fuck up. He was like, shut the fuck up,
Joe. What I'm like, just shut the funk I was so fun My
favorite completely dismissed him. Dude when he says he says my favorite moment because
he's like, oh, man, Like Joe was saying like, oh,
you guys are such pussies that wear a mask or whatever, and then he's
like, Oh, you're such a tough guy with your open nose and throat,
and it's like the funny. Like it was the funny because because the
idea of just not wearing one makes you something, Oh you're not a pussy
now, like, oh, your open nose and throat, you're so tough.
And I was like, that was great. It just work on you,
Joe, your knuckles, your knuckles already driving across the floor. I
would have worked. That's such a great clip. He just roasted the ship
out of him. It is a great clip. Man. Speaking of celebrities,
Bilbert to Pete, Wait, what where'd he go go? You've gotten
to a car accident. I do want to ask before we before we move
on to questions, because we missed a lot. There's a lot of stuff
that actually happened. Then, I think is kind of interesting. Uh,
do you guys know of a comedian by the name of Matt Rife. I
just learned about him like a week ago. Actually, yeah, I've known
about him for a while because he would his TikTok. His his videos would
come across my TikTok algorithm because I was watching a lot of stand up.
I hadn't seen any of them. Oh you're watching down a bunch of I
watch a lot of stand up, Like like, my algorithm on TikTok just
feeds me a lot of stand up clips, which is great because I love
that, gotcha. But Matt Rife shows up and every time it's just like
crowd work and it's like really kind of boring. Like he's kind of got
this reputation of being like, oh, you're successful because you're attractive and like
women have kind of propelled you into the into the forefront of the comedian.
Yeah, yeah, exactly, because he's like, oh, how pretty he
is. And so he came up with his Netflix special and it's just not
good because it's no crowd work and it's just material and he's just not good
at doing material. But he's also like I guess he got some plastic surgery
because he was like super insecure and there was this thing where like his doctor
which I'm pretty sure it's like illegal, but he heavily this this surgeon makes
like a like this TikTok video where he's like he's dancing or something or it's
like some something where and the caption is when you create the best jawline you've
ever created, and the patient immediately gets canceled. And it's clearly, like
all the comments are like it's it's very clearly matt Rife and met Rife even
commented like something like, uh, it's illegal to it's illegal to uh oh
that maybe something yeah, like a hippa thing or he didn't use the word
hippa or like or like the acronym, but like he said something along the
lines of like it's illegal to patient confidentiality, like whatever the fuck, like
this is uh, this is illegal or whatever, which is crazy because like
get canceled. Yeah, because his comment his so first of all, he's
just not he I've always thought he was just not funny. So like this
is not me jumping on like some bandwagon words because his special apparently like keep
in mind, he was propelled by women into the forefront because women thought he
was attractive. He was like everybody was in his comments and boosting him and
like that's how he got notoriety, was all these women in his comments.
I know a bunch of comedians that red ride for him too, like a
bunch of I'm not like for for me personally. Comedians are also like weirdly,
there's a comedians are loyal in that way. And I know bur I
know Burr ride for him. I know what you call it? Does that
there's that gross Nigga had to call himself the machine whatever money is that fucking
Yeah, there's him, there's there's the Asian guy and his friend and bad
friends. And I've heard right, right, I don't think that was Well,
here's the thing. It's it's it's a situation where like he's not very
funny. But people were kind of there were people dismissing him because he was
attractive, right, because he's like oh, and that was kind of I
think that was the angle that they were going for. More like it's like,
hey, listen, man, this guy's been working in the clubs for
a long time. Like he's not just he's not coming out of nowhere and
he's not just like having success kind of handed off to him just because he's
attractive, he's been working at this for a really really long time, and
that was kind of that is the the the statement that a lot of comedians
have, or like the where a lot of comedians are coming from, where
it's like, no, it's not it's not cool to us to pretend like
he just came out of nowhere. He's been doing this for like ten years,
so like that's fucked up. It's not just because he's attracted, but
it absolutely also is because he's attractive. Like he definitely is as popular as
he is because he's conventionally attractive. He'd probably still be relatively famous, but
like it would be a very different situation. And so you have this audience
of women who are like, yeah, dude, and then his Netflix special
comes out and it's just very very it's very guy centric jokes, and it's
like there's like jokes about like domestic violence. He's like, oh, well,
you know, you wouldn't have a black eye if you were just in
the kitchen and stuff like that, and it's like I watched, I watched,
I watched some of it, and it's just kind of like I love
Edgie comedians, right, but like it's just so it felt you know what,
it felt like. It felt like a desperate attempt to like, no,
I'm not I'm not like a girls comedian, you know what I mean.
Like it felt like a really desperate attempt to be like, no,
no, no, no, no, I'm I'm fucking cool. I'm a
guy. I'm I'm a guys guy. Look at my crazy jawline. Look
at how masculine I am. Now, yeah, he still across that way.
Yeah, I mean he looks good. Like I'm not gonna like complain
of it, but he's guy. Yeah, I will say this, The
biggest problem I have with it is it even that the material isn't great,
or that it's kind of derivative and boring. He laughs after every fucking sentence
he says. And I hate I hate that. There's very few people who
I think can do that and get away with it. Like It's a comedian
that I've been listening to a lot lately, Shane Shane Gillis. I think
Shane Gillis is funny. But he does that a little bit too, like
we'll he'll he'll laugh after like a lot of the things that he said,
yes, yes, yeah, he literally he literally has a bit about that.
I think I'm sorry you can't. He literally wrote that, I'm pretty
sure like he wrote that exactly. He said he like barely he said,
he barely dodged it is what he is, what he said. But he's
he's got some good but like actually he's like funny, like a genuinely funny
dude. Like he got canceled Inity Central, he got canceled Comedy Central,
he got canceled from He got fired from Saturday Night Live before he got hired,
like the day, I think the day he got it was announced that
he was coming on Saturday Night Life. He got fired immediately because like some
podcast of his, some podcast club of his from like ten years ago,
came out of him saying like a slur or something, but it was I
don't know, like it's but he's a very like he's one of the more
modern like edgy comedians and he's funny. Yeah, it's right, right,
And so people like coming at Matt Rife and people are like people, oh,
they only hate him because he's like because he's offensive. And it's like
Matt Rife isn't even remotely offensive, dude. It was like Fisher Price offensive,
you know what I mean, yeah, a lot of people are trying
like, uh, Jimmy Carr came out with a special and same thing.
He's such a posh brit guy and he's the same deal, same fucking deal,
like trying to be like these people. What they're trying to do.
It's like what a lot of a lot of our favorite YouTubers try to do.
They try and cancel, they try to get canceled, and they're like,
oh, oh but I don't get canceled. And then I remember matt
Rive did something like some sort of apology or whatever. He said, if
you get offended by this, uh, he sent a link right, and
yeah, said, here's a link to my here's a link to my apology
if you're offended by what I had to say, and it'd link to like
some sight selling special needs helmets, which to me was funnier than the entire
special. Yeah, that was actually kind of funny. That was like,
it's something that I'd do, but it would probably be way worse than special
need helmets. Meat spin and look imber. The thing the fabatic The thing
about it is that like I get the impulse. I get it because when
you're when you're making videos, like, there have been so many people who've
come to me over the years You've been like who've told me like my videos
were like offensive or whatever. And it's frustrating. It's annoying, especially when
you're not like not setting out to do that. You're just trying to make
people laugh. In most of the people who are like digesting it enjoy it,
and so like you just have these like random people kind of coming in
from the outside complain. I get the impulse to kind of double down or
not to care, but I do think at the same time, it's like
there's a difference between doing an edgy joke and just being like kind of lazy,
Like it's very easy. I think what pulled me out of it or
what got me less interested in that stuff was just how easy it was and
how easy I noticed it being for so many other people, where it's just
like, oh, you don't even have to really construct a joke or write
anything funny. You just kind of if you just say something shocking, people
will respond to it as if it's like really brilliant, And that's I resent
that because it's like really boring and bland and lame. It just like lowers
the ceiling or like lowers the expectations of everybody else when like that's considered like,
oh, well, you offended somebody, so you're funny, and it's
like, no, you can be funny and offend people, but like it's
there's a those are distinctly different. No, there's actually uh uh uh.
I would say one of the reasons why I like the Cometown podcast so much
is uh they weren't saying, particularly Nick Mullen, he wasn't saying things to
be offensive. He was just saying what popped in his head and happened to
be very offensive. And like one of the funniest things like there's a Simpson
super cut of Colmtown and they're making fun of the punching bag Adam Freedlan.
They're making fun of him saying, is Dick a small? This this all
the Simpsons characters are saying, is Dick is small and all this shit.
They're comparing it to like Bart's piece. But then it went to oh,
you're you're, you're, you're Dick is smaller than Maggie's clit or something,
so like obviously let's get into like really that, And then it got to
the point where doing a Barney gumble doing a Barney impression, and like Adam's
walking in the room and it's like, Hey, is that Maggie's pussy?
And this the implications of Barney Gumbel knowing what Maggie's pussy looks like, it's
one of the funniest fucking things I ever heard of. But like it's not
like they're like, oh man, what is the fun What is the most
edges thing I could think of? It was just the stupidest thing they can
think of off the top of their head. And when you think about it,
like this is I remember seeing a comment on that video I was watching,
and it's like, this is one episode that I would I could never
let my coworkers here because they just understand what they're listening to and that's it's
fun. It's just that it's definitely as someone I was, like, I
was a big fan of comedy before I actually really am starting to lose a
lot of my love for comedians. Bill Burr will always be someone I respect
heavily, absolutely Bill Bert, but in general's comedians, I don't know,
I I I I am, I am. I say horrible ship a lot,
right, A lot. I say horrible things a lot, and I
make a lot of jokes, but I also aim my jokes towards people that
are like, you know, like I'm not going to outwardly try to offend
someone of particular groups. And though a lot of people don't see the problem
with that, I think a lot of things can be and be hurtful to
other people. So I try, Like when I watch comedians that I'm like,
I'm just saying what I think, and I'm just trying to voice how
I feel. And it's a bunch of Nigga comedians that say that now too,
which makes me feel even more terrible. And I'm just like, I
just I just disconnect with them where I'm like, dude, time and Place.
That's why my brain is really get into just like the time place.
You know, understand you have some beliefs that are offensive, you know.
I think a lot of it is just so ill. A lot of it
is just like not well constructed, you know what I mean, Like I
don't know, like there's a like I think actually, like Dave Chappelle is
kind of guilty of this too, but like at the same time, he's
also like the best, like one of the better examples of it too,
because he's like, he's done really really great shit with like really really offensive
shit, and he's also kind of phoned it in a couple of times.
I think, and I say that as somebody who really likes Stave Chapelle,
he's like, what probably top five comedians to me, But like, I
like, I like, I can watch and I could think it's funny,
but I also think it's extremely offensive at the same time, Like I'm watching
it and I'm hearing what he's saying, and I laughed when I watched it,
and I'm like, you are being extremely dissprightful. Davies, Well is
it? Is? It unbelievably so the question the question is is it funnier
than it is offensive? Or is it like like it is it offensive?
Validates. I think that totally validates because that's all your that's all comedy is
supposed to be. It's supposed to be. It's supposed to be funnier than
it is offensive, like a million percent. It can be offensive to get
to the point of being funny, but like it still needs to it still
needs to be so funny that it doesn't matter that it's offensive because everybody kind
of gets it. Everybody's out on the joke. I think Sticks and Stones
was like which was one of I think I think the the second one.
I think two Specials Ago for from Chappelle, that ship was hysterical. That
was like one of the best. That's one of my favorite ones of his
personally. When he's talking about like the Michael Jackson, the Michael Jackson,
like you imagine it's like going to school after that shit, It's like,
how was your weekend? How is my weekend? Oh yeah, Michael shucked
my dick like that. It is it is, it is. I feel
that Asian joke killed me bro when he was like, this is how I
feel inside. I get killed bunch. It is and it is no but
hold on, but it is offensive, but it is funny. It's just
objectively funny. And then like the two that he came out afterwards were just
kind of like they didn't offend me. I don't get offended by anything,
but like they weren't as they weren't as tightly constructed as like Six and Stones
were, or they didn't have like the punches that Six and Stones had where
it's like, oh, like you're supposed to wade into the way I feel
about it is like you're almost like wading into trash and like kind of like
getting yourself really really filthy in the hopes that you pull out something really really
amazing out of the garbage, right, and pulling something out of the garbage
that's worth it justifies how dirty you get. That's kind of I think about
like offensive jokes in general. It's like you can wait in that stuff and
you can get really filthy, you could get really really like enveloped in that
ship, but as long as you pull something out at the end, that
justifies why you even dove in there in the first place. I think it's
okay. And the problem is that a lot of people aren't willing to eat.
A lot of people are just waiting around on the surface and getting dirty
and pretending like, hey, look at me, I'm doing I'm doing work.
But you're just kind of just saying shit, you know what I mean.
Yeah, I don't know if that makes sense, but that's how I
think about it. It does. It does make sense. And like there's
there is first and foremost. I when it comes to a comedy setting,
I think it's always the right place I think that is. I think,
I really think a lot of people just need to not enough people practice the
like if you don't like it, don't listen you can agree, because that's
kind of just nuts to me. I wish people really would do that.
It's like I always say sometimes if someone's criticizing my shit, whit, why
why are you still here? I don't I don't understand. If you don't
like this, don't wait your energy, like, go listen to stuff that
you enjoy. I truly believe you should do that. So that's how and
I silently, like say, Joe Rogan was a big example where when he
started, when you went insane and moved to Texas and everything, I'm just
like, well, this ain't for me anymore. Hell of a run,
you know. And it's not like I need to come on and go at
Joe or do you know, try to be like hey, yeah you fucking
like fuck, I don't care. It's just not for me anymore. You
can do whatever shit you want to do now. And that's how I want,
you know, our show to be ran, because like every once in
a while, there would be some a message or something about like hey,
hey how about this, or like a suggestion about something that was maybe a
little borderline offensive or maybe like trigger warnings or something like that, and it's
like, you know, I understand where these people are coming from, but
it's like this is the wrong show. It's just the wrong show. Like
this is not it's not that's if you know, if you run into that
too many times, it's like, well, I don't know what to tell
you. It's like you're not gonna have a good time because this is just
off the cuff, right, this is this is just what we're doing.
For me. It's weird because I'm simultaneously a bleeding heart and also someone that
is willing to say horrible ship and I laugh at bad fuck ship. So
just in the very middle ground where I'm like, why do you laugh?
Have you? Why do you laugh? I laugh as I cannot believe it.
I don't laugh because I think it's fe You think it's funny. No
no, no, no, no, no no no no, I don't
think it's funny. I'm shocked. I'm in disbelief it's funny because I don't
think it is funny. It is like when it's it's funny, yes,
exactly, it's outrageousness, like someone like right now, me and Crystal making
this joke that Derek just hurt us. We just said vegegro That is so
stupid. But the idea of the idea of someone changing that little bit of
vegeta's name into that, and it's just all character now with a monkey's tail
and nappy hair trying to fight go quarter that sh it is just like who
the fun wouldn't make that? That's funny to me. It's not funny because
of the racial undertone. It's funny because of the fact that so little was
changed about it and how much of it. But it's still funny. That's
the that's the That's what I'm saying, is like the absurdity of it is
what makes it funny. Like the absurdity that someone would the idea, the
idea, okay, the idea that someone would even say that in the first
place, and that would even cross somebody's mind, and then the image that
it conjures is funny, Like it's just objective, it's just funny. But
so there's you know, so he hurt isn't funny, right, but like
someone getting hurt and like a guy, people getting hurt isn't funny. But
I just sent a video in the chat. I don't know if you watched
it. It's in the chat right now. It isn't if you click on
it right now. What's funny is the situation and the story that leads to
where that iseo is another example. This is another example of kicks and being
a sociopath because it's just a video of a guy falling to his death and
he's laughing at someone fall the sky. It's one falling out the sky and
I'm like, what what happened here? And I think he has a briefcase
to like what was he doing? Was he on a work trip? Didn't
want to go to the next trip? Like that's what's funny. It's not
funny that the guy is probably gone is but but but what I'm saying is
there is there is comedy there, like there's a there is there is there
is a funniest of everything. I think, guys, uh, I think
the testament to everything we're saying is every fucking year, when nine to eleven
rolls around, you see some some wild ship that will make you laugh.
You see somebody is posting something fucking stupid, Like when I saw when I
saw the gift of Will Smith dancing the stomping the that ship, like that
was it for me. I was like, okay, and this is how
could you not laugh at this? It's so The crazy one for me was
my friend a mean made one where Sonic is grinding the rails away from the
world to as they're falling. The Sonic thinks it's a set piece. He
thinks he's just doing City Escape Part three, and I'm like, what the
this is so regret feeling if that event didn't happen, There's no way that
joke is funny. Rights man dancing on the tower, Sonic doing that,
There's no way it's funny. It People just be like, I don't get
it right. If nothing happened like we just did on the Empire State Building
or some shit, it'd be like, Okay, what the fuck was that?
So but for you, for me, when it comes to when it
comes to these groups that are being hurt, are being offended by these words,
that's where my heart was, like, I'm in a very weird space.
I'm like, I understand, I don't feel the way at all man,
and and and I'm not saying you have to that's not what I'm going
for. I'm not saying anyone has to I'm not saying anyone needs to feel
kind of like you said, time and place, like, there are certain
settings where you're not gonna say some really fucked up stuff. But when it
comes to but when it comes to what's happening, what's happens is that a
lot of people are trying to push against that. A lot of people want
to push against that because of the fact that it's a joke. Right,
Like I ended like the word retard, Right, I've started using it more,
and I don't like that I use it more because of you guys.
You guys say it on here and I shouldn't using it. I kind of
take that I took the word out of my vocabulary. I just stopped.
I was like, yeah, would say fucking stupid, and I try to
say fucking stupid. Right. I understand when you guys say you have no
ill will to people that are that have special needs or disabled, right,
That's why I'm not changing my vocabulary. That's right, Right, It's exactly
what defend some of them. Right, So when I exist, right,
it doesn't like defend retarded people. It defends other people that are advocating for,
you know, people who have more often than not, Yes, right,
more often than not. You're very right. Well, first of all,
I'm sure some retarded people are are offended by it. I'm certainly retardation.
Are we talking about something now, we're getting now, we're getting into
the meeting, that meeting potatoes in the discussion even that, Like, I
wouldn't like the way you guys referenced it. I understand you guys have no
ill will towards it, but I would have never said it like that ever.
I would just I would not say that there people something to say,
people have problems with it, or people with people with different needs to have
problems with it. Right, there's nothing wrong with it but saying it.
But what happened? Every now and then I'll go through I unfortunately, me
being a dumb ass building hard I'm scrolling to whatever I'm scrolling through, and
then some person's venting about, well, how that word has completely alienated them,
and I'm like, ah, man, well, pers here here's the
thing, here's the thing. I and maybe this isn't super uh smart,
right, but I I think about life and the and and the world generally
a lot from the perspective of and this is just because of like the influence
of this guy had on me. But I think about George Carr a lot
because I feel like he was like very very smart and just like very very
wise, with a lot of stuff he said and a lot of stuff that
you would talk about and even to like some of these documentaries of just him
like later in life and just kind of like reflecting on stuff. And I
do think it's it's frustrating how right wing it has, like it's been like
like kind of contorted into this right wing perspective. The idea of just being
direct, blunt and honest with your language has become because I feel like when
when we say stuff like oh, people with different needs, it's like it's
just this like soft language that's kind of getting in the way of just what
we're trying to say, you know what I mean, I just I I'm
not like advocating for people to oh, yeah, you should be able to
run and run into a supermarket and just shout the end word at random people
with no fucking consequence. It's insane. But at the same time, it's
like, you know what, what is it about the word retarded that is
worse than any of its substitutes, And at a certain point, won't their
substitutes just become as bad as retarded and then we'll have to find something else.
Just it just seems like this really endless loop of keeping people unable to
communicate with each other. And that's really what I don't like. I want
to be able to be direct with people and be blunt with people. I'm
not trying to be offensive, right, I'm not trying to be like,
oh edgy, I'm not trying to like, oh man, I'm saying telling
it how it is. It's just a matter of just like, dude,
you're not how many how many syllables do we have to add to a word
to make it okay? Like it's it's it's it's weird. The scenario of
that too, though, Like see, that's why I say, for example,
if there was somebody who I was that I perceived as being like mentally
disabled and handicap whatever you want to say, of course I wouldn't use that
type of language around them. That's kind of common that is common sense.
But if I'm studying or I'm with my boys, I'm on my fucking podcast
or something something like that. It's like, no, that's when I can
do my thing and you're entering this space. If you don't like this space,
I say like no, like respectfully, just find something that you enjoy.
It's not like you know how people try to say like, oh,
fuck off, like you try to be like all edgy or some shit.
I'm like, no, I genuinely mean. If there's a fucking video game,
it's like that pronoun shit that happened with Starfield. If it really bothers
you that badly, just don't fuck play, Just don't fucking play it,
Like what are you doing? What do you do? How could you even?
How could you even freak out about something like that? So same goes
with like people using specific words, if they're using them around you in a
in a public setting or something. I understand that, I really do.
I understand, like sometimes because my mom's one of those people, and I
hate it if she starts hearing some shit she doesn't like, or she sees
something she doesn't like, she interjects, and I'm like, mom, one
day is gonna get you killed. Stop doing it. Some fucking guys started
abusing his pregnant girlfriend, and my mom fucking intervenes, and I'm like,
if he's gonna abuse his fucking pregnant girlfriend, what do you think that motherfucker's
gonna do to you? You don't get you know what, You're right,
You're right, you're right about like that, right, but it hurts my
heart. My instinct, my instinct is to get involved. Right. That
is a really bad, thuriest thing I had to learn when I was growing
up in New York City, right because I watched superhero shit and I watched
Pound Rangers and I and I've always my my sister. What I say is
that you have like the fucking heart of a hero in this world where heroes
should not exist, and it's stupid like this, even though I was tiny,
i'd feel bad, like, you know, the kids will cry.
I were going up like hey, it's okay, and I would try to
be friends with them and it's stupid. It's a pussy. It is absolutely
such a pussy reflex to be a kid like that. But it's it's it's
where that like nature of like people, some people, it's just some people
having that like you care about other groups and you want you want to try
to be helpful, right, but in your helpful nature, you are at
the at times being reductive to the problems that you're that you know, like
you're just making you're not making things better. Like all the white all the
white women that crying about that Edward being used, right, and it's like,
dude, shut up, like it's it's not that big of a video,
right, you know, you know I say that for my group,
because that's a group I'm a part of, you know, Like, sure,
I understand that, you know. What for me is like I think
I just and this might be the same for actually a lot of us there,
I think personally, I guess I'll just speak for me. I'm so
in tune with like real atrocities that are going on, and uh, I
think stuff like language is it's so it's such it's such a non issue to
me personally because of real like famine, uh fucking ethnic cleansing things that are
actually going on that I paid that have been to paying attention to since like
the fucking Arab spring to where I'm so removed of like when I hear like
you say it was when that whole third way we were talking about third way
feminism and all this stuff and like, ah, we can't wear spaghetti straps
in school. I'm like, shut the fuck up, ran bitch, Like
like that's where I kind of at. That's kind of where I'm at with
it, where I'm just like it's hard for me to actually care about that
stuff, even though I get it it's still important to other people. I
get. I just I'm just I'm just past it. Man, Like I'm
like, fuck, the world is so fucked. And then like I'm hearing
people complain about that ship. Well, dude, even that the soft language
stuff just it I think it affects that stuff too, you know what I
mean. There's like there's a lack of bluntness in the way that we talk
about real shit that's going on. Like, yeah, people will be offended
at you if you if you talk about what's going on in Palestine is like
being a genocide. Yeah, even though that's literally what it is, Like
it's just objective, like there's no metric by which you can measure that and
not argue that it's it is clearly a genocide. But what people will say
is the conflict. Yeah, you know what I mean, It's like,
oh, there's there's conflict and it's like that doesn't tell me fucking anything,
And that, to me is the same thing is like taking retarded and like
changing it to like, oh well, mentally challenge or whatever, you know
what I mean. It's like it's not you know what I mean, It's
like it comes from the same area of just like let's numb down the language,
so we we're not really sure about the actual toll of what's happening here.
Let's like, yeah, it's a good point, obfiscated. Let's let's
let's put you know, soft let's let's let's put pillows on the on the
on the corners of the table to protect everybody. But it's like, dude,
you've got to be aware of what the fuck's happening, right. It
makes us Yeah, it's that is it makes it. So. I've watched
a lot of streams and a lot of stuff with like about you know,
everything's going on, and one thing that is always it's like I'm gonna keep
out the violence, right even though a lot of people say I think you
should see it, but obviously because the streaming platforms will be like nope,
you're gone. But it's one of those things that I think about historically,
uh, the Vietnam War, when like war was live, like, it
was being covered lot like for the first time, and the reporters that were
actually like showing stuff. It changed the tide of public perception of what war
is. And then there was just a major and massive amounts of protest.
And that's exactly what we have now where some of the stuff that I've seen,
you know, I'm just like, you know, I'm be honest,
I'm a little numb to it because I've been so I've been kind of like
I said, it's twenty eleven, I've been really paying attention to a lot
of North Africa and Middle Eastern the struggles and look at evening struggles. But
it's like, well, you know what I mean, though, it's one
of those things where I'm like, the amount of shit that I've seen,
I'm just like, oh my god. And I imagine if most people saw
that shit, they couldn't just pretend like it doesn't exist, because it's it's
just like you can't even describe. You don't even want to describe what you
see because you know how horrible it is. So like, but I guess
it's necessary though. Podcast this is a snark tank. I'm just saying,
yea, yeah, we should live, we should let's get into Yeah,
it's got a lot a lot more serious than I thought it would, but
I mean, yeah, sometimes that happens. I feel like it was a
it's a good conversation though. It was a good, healthy discussion with Like
no, I was gonna say retardage with no, with nothing stupid happening in
betweet right right, I will say the start wearing a tie one thing,
I will start being more student. You're gonna look down. It's gonna be
studious. Derek is gonna come back up, Derek, Can I say this
one one thing before we move on, move on to our questions. Yeah,
I don't like that. At some point in the past, I don't
know how many years, maybe ten years, that I've noticed anyway, toilet
toilet paper became bath tissue. I don't like that. I don't understand.
Yeah, that's real. Because I was ordering some on Instacart because I was
just like, I got all the work to do here, I'm seeing let
somebody else do my grocery shopping or whatever, and it said like bath tissue
instead of toilet paper, and I'm like, what the fuck. I think
it's been like that for a while, isle, but like that's just another
one. It's like are we so embarrassed? Like it's like, look,
this paper is for the toilet, like that paper I want as paper?
Yeah, I'm gonna go to them. I'm quick urine sauce, all right,
it is. It is funny though, Like I feel like I see
some people's eyes when they're buying toilet paper, they almost look kind of like
shame shameful or I'm like, yeah, it's but everybody has it. What
do you I don't get it. It's you're about it. You don't need
it? What the day? I want to go a day? Oh?
I mean yeah, dude, I don't want to be day. So there
is a you know, there is a you know, the the Tushy or
whatever that brand is. There's one's been sitting in my bathroom for over a
year. The only reason I won't install it is because then I know because
there's one upstairs and that ship. It is filthy, bro motherfuckers be using
that ship. I was like, if I stall this ship down here,
they're gonna be coming down and using this toilet. And I'm like, I
need I need a pristine throne. It cannot be dirty. It cannot be
dirty. It is. It is wiped down all the time. So I
wiped down my toilet, and ironically every single time I use it before and
then I do it, I do it after too. I just I just
can't. I'm the very ain'tal about that. And that's it. That's really
pretty much that you need is a toilet that is clean and secluded. That
is one of the few things you need as a human man. It's the
throne, its sanctuary. I whenever Lily tries to walk in on me in
a toilet, I get so fucking curious because I'm like, this is the
only place I have place that just for me. Get the funk out.
Yeah, yeah, I think I hate it. Brokes dude, personally,
you know couples who fucking just leave the door open because women just do it.
Just I don't. I don't respect the moundes and I'm just like,
what are you doing here? You're like why are you here? And it
is like you don't need anything important enough to walk in here right now?
Please get out? Yeah, it's just shocked under the shotguner close my door
and I lock it you know, hey, what's going on here? You're
not coming in here. This is my time, this is I have to
sit here and think and meditate. I'm not gonna have you fucking interrupting me.
You can't. You can't break my immersion. You break my immersion,
I'm gonna have a bad day. I'm gonna have a bad fucking day.
Even showering, even showering with a partner, I don't. I kind of
hate them. I can count the amount of time I've done it. That's
how little I've done it. I think I've done it, like maybe like
no more than ten times for sure, Like maybe like yeah, less than
ten times. But like that's your that is your that is your solitude,
right, that is that is your You're there closet where we're gonna get.
It's as close as our generation is ever gonna get to a vacation home.
So let me enjoy it. God damn. I just talked about the other
day putting my laptop in there so I can like watch stuff like bigger you
know, I just have ship on my my my phone, and I was
like, yo, I could bring my laptop in here. It's the curd
of me. I have said, I seriously, I seriously. I have
like you know those fold out dinner tables. Yeah, I have one.
I have one. I have one specifically for the bathroom. That's brilliant to
watch, just to watch the sometimes I'll sometimes I'll work in there. That's
brilliant. I've never been on the toilet can really get some work done,
like writing, Like I'm writing a video right now, and I feel like
of the bathroom because I've already is in there. I'm shit while he's taking
a shit. I'm not even joking. I will sit in a bath for
like three hours on my phone writing because it's just like I can't be distracted
by anything, you know, Like I'm there, I almost want what I
want to do is kind of almost I don't know how I would do this
really, but like I kind of want to get like like some way like
a device that I could use to write stuff in like while I'm in the
bath that isn't connected to anything, you know what I mean. So like
so there's not even like a hint of distraction, Like I can't get a
text message, I can't get like an email. I can't like go on
YouTube if I want, just like straight up, just like something like laminated
tablet or something. Yeah, like I don't know, maybe like waterproof.
There's water I guess there's waterproof. Notepads, I guess. But like writing
like that is kind of hard. I don't know. I would love that
because I get a lot of work done in there, like sincerely, and
people are like, why you always in the bath? Like I've had people
call me it's like you're always in the bath. It's like, I'm sorry,
It's how it's how I function. Anyway, let's move on. We
got wet, we got some questions to run through. Oh yeah, let's
kill them. No straw dumb ass wrote in it is Hey crystal PEPSI,
doctor PIB and watermelon waterhead? What's waterhead? Waterhead? I don't, I
don't. I don't like those to me, and I don't like that.
Yeah, wait what is that? Is that a flavor of? Is that?
Because those are both sodas? But I've never heard of waterhead water melonhead?
I don't get it. It must be regional. Must be regional,
yeah maybe or just like only drinking. Oh probably like say like your metal
head. I'm of this head, So it's just probably waterhead, like you
just drink water. That's what I'm assuming. I guess it just kind of
breaks the rule. It kind of just kind of breaks the rule of threes
here, like crystal pepsi, doctor pib and watermelon, water head whatever.
Thanks for writing in What which act do you think is most heinous and unforgivable?
Pissing in the sink, upper decker ring, or waffle stomping ship down
a shower drain. Well, definitely upper deckoring like that. That's when you
take a ship in the upper deck of your toilet. That'ssane. That's insane.
No one doesn't. Yeah, yeah, that's the worst boys do that.
That's a that's an easy that's an easy question to go by. Yeah,
who the fuck does that? It's a There's a band that I one
of my favorite bands. They grew up with, The Red Cord. They
have a song called I learned it because they have a song called upper decker,
and I was like, what the fuck is that? I looked it
up. I was like, oh, that chimpanzee ship. All right,
that is fucking insane. Yeah, because like at first I was thinking,
like because I just didn't know what upper decoring is was it was like so
to me, it's like, I mean, first of all, all this
is fucking heinous and if you do any of this, you should be fucking
excommunicated from wherever you are stumping, don't that's crazy? But but is the
least offensive? I actually don't know man like to like because the sink is
so like your toothbrush is there, you know, likes I'll just piss down
there. It smells little rank, But then I have my Clorox wipes that
are right down that, Like, I guess a way with pissing, I
could imagine in my lifetime pissing in a sink at some point because of a
wild thing. I would never ship down a drain. Yeah, that is
crazy, is so crazy. You just ruined the toilet. To me,
what I'm thinking of was like to me with the waffle stomping, right,
I'm thinking, like, you're in the shower anyway, right, you are.
You are permanently clean the whole time, basically, So like, what
difference does it make in comparison to the sink where like that's splash the mirror,
you know, like it's not sh it is Ship's not great, it's
bad. I would never fut a million years do that. But to me,
just think of it, like, just think of it. Okay,
would you if you had to choose between someone pisson in your face or shipping
on your face? You know it's obviously the I guess, right, but
I guess for me, it's just like would I rather ship in the shower
ship in the sink? It's like I think the shower, oh oh yeah,
yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. That's kind of what
i'm That's that's that's what i'm That's what I'm talking about. You can't understand
the two different things we have to out of the sink because you can't push
it down the little fucking train. That's what I mean. It's like,
and you're never going to be like, at the very least in theo at
the very least in the shower, you are just you are. You are
boiling underwater, you know what I mean. Like there's like some soundence of
like I feel like here's why I say this. I feel the most safe
handling anything in the shower specifically, like specific like if I had the whole
old like toxic waste or something, I feel like if there was any place
that would I would do that it would be the shower because I would just
even if it doesn't make any sense, it would feel safer to me because
I'm just technically it's like the safety under a blanket. I get it,
Like you're not actually safe, so we can get you. But I feel
sick. Or the idea of just like sweating anywhere. Like if if I'm
sweating in the shower, it's like, what the fuck does that matter?
You know what I mean? Like versus like sweating on a toilet, It's
like, oh my god. The reason why ship in the shower bothers me
so much is because a dirty shower makes me feel unclean. I totally get
that. So if there's ship, I I can't even imagine how filthy it
would probably take a week or two from my shower to finally feel normal again.
If they know that there is a ship, barbarious, it is some
chimpanzee barbarica. It upsets me that there's probably at least two listeners just by
pure metrics that have done it, just that have just to me. The
thing that's the thing that sticks out to me about pissing on in the sink
though, is I'm a short guy, so I would have to like climb
a little bit to even do that. So like the idea, do you
have to have your knees on the sink and you're pissing in the sink?
That have to have your knees on the sink. It's like your legs pointing
outward and you're pissing in the sink. And I'm like, bro, you
could have just used the toilet. You could have the work to do that.
Just use the toilet. Yeah, my dick is sink level generally,
but like it's still kind of like, you know, you gotta get up
and throw it over. Okay, here's a question, Uh p in the
shower, no pe in the shower, no pen of shower. I don't,
but if if I have to, I'll do it. You know it
is it happened trying not to. But like if you pins, like if
it was one of those things where like if I had the urge to pee
after I'm already in the shower, I'm like, I'm not gonna get out
right, that's what I'm gonna drip water all over the place. So it's
really like shower into the toilet. Many times in my life, I've definitely
honestly, I think you have like you have, like you have like a
little bit look to catch a little bit of the pea that might dripple out,
and you just no, no, no, no pee you like you
lean like like this over Hels Hope Elvis in the toilet. I went to
a party one time. I went to SUP one time and I found a
guy with his pants down, passed out in a toilet like that, that's
awesome. He was lying on the toilet in the top, and I was
like, what happened to you? That's what I thought about it. I
thought about robbing him. It crossed my mind. Yeah, that was like
these are just goods to take. Now. So the p and the shower
thing is is less, like way way less egregious. I don't know.
I know people who make like a big deal out of it. I guess
if you're doing it constantly, that's crazy. But like, I don't know,
I don't think there's I remember I had somebody and this is a Seinfeld
episode too, but like I had somebody make this argument to be genuine.
It's like, you can't piss in the shower, You're gonna get all the
fucking pipes mixed up, and it's like if there if dude, if anything,
if I'm showering, yeah, that's what. Excuse me. Anything that's
anything that I wouldn't want. So if I'm showering and everything's coming off of
me anyway, right, it's going down into a drain that I wouldn't want
anywhere near, like my drinking water, even if there was no So the
addition of pe to that, to that concoction doesn't really do anythingcause to me,
it's like just like it's all waste anyway, you know what I mean?
It is? It is it Literally, look, man, when you're
dirty, you're scrubbing off dead skin and bacteria shitting all over you. I
mean, like, what the fuck do you think it is? Like?
I also, I guess I don't know people. People are worried about it.
I don't get it. I also go to be fair and like a
really I'm a I wouldn't say I'm a germaphoe because I'm not that level,
but I clean a lot, like my bathroom has to be fucking pristine.
I I wipe down my tub, I like bleach it. I do all
sorts of ship to my toe like so much Lily is absolutely a fucking germophobe
person, and like, I'm like, I'm a dude. Like I was,
like, I'm a dude that like had to deal with like really overly
cleanly parents when I was growing up, so I kind of was like I
was very more lenient about like making messes. And now right now she's brainwashedman
to like if as soon as people are done eating in a house, I
have to clean because because if my brain is just I don't want to do
it Lily yelling at me or annoying me about it not being cleaned immediately,
so it's soon people done cleaning. I clean like you mom, I means
is immediately. Hues like no, Like, I'm like, the moment people
have done eating, I will clean where they sat, how clean the dishes
and how dry everything. And I just don't have to hear her be like
we have to clean now, And I'm like, I want to relax because
there's nothing. My trigger is when I sit down to relax and you pull
me up from relaxing, it annoys the funk out of me. Look earned
my adulthood. I will do things when I'm damn well fucking ready to do
it. Like that is I am not a child anymore. That was literally
what I had to go through when I was a fucking child. Or they
don't care. Oh I'm playing a game. You're playing an online game that
can't fucking pause. I don't give a far this, oh no that.
I'm just like I can't do it, and I'll give me a second.
But for me, it's the nagging. I understand that it bro well,
god bless you, God bless you, because I can't. I don't look
at man the only time. So so uh Jojo just bought something recently.
It's the sandwich press thing. It's pretty cool. It looks like a George
Foreman grill, but it's designed for to do the for sandwiches R. Yeah.
Yeah, it's like that basically. Yeah. And I was like,
oh, cool stuff. And then I used it. You know, I
was sitting down. She's like, hey, you do me a favorite?
Could you? Could you pack it up? She didn't want me to leave
it out, and I was like yeah, and then she texted me a
few minutes later like no, I meant like now, not later, and
then I was just like okay, nick I I cleaned it. I was
like I'm never using this thing again. I'm just I've never I'm never total
because I totally understand that. I love that. I totally understand that reaction
where it's like this second for me from here's here's this school thing, use
it, and then it's like, oh now it's an obligation this thing.
Yeah, because I have the same thing. It's the same thing with like
my my George Foreman girl. It was the same thing where it's like I
was like, I'm not using this thing ever again. I use it once
and then like just cleaning it was such a hassle. I was like,
I'm not doing this, like it sucked all the like convenient my blender sometimes,
like I love using my blend all making smoothies, but I hate I
make this mooie. It's like, hey, can you clean cause for me
personally, my instinct is that when I'm done cooking, I like to clean
while I'm cooking or right after I'm done. Me too. Yeah. Unfortunately,
that that makes food worse technically because you don't eat it while it's like
really eat it perfect. Yeah, I eat it when it's like already cool
because I'm like washing my hands, you know, I'm like doing all my
stuff. But for things like for Lilian, she when she cooks, she's
like, I want to eat first. For me, I'm like when I
because, like, yo, you gotta clean this right now, because that
happens, You're gonna forget to clean it and then I'm this and I'm gonna
have to clean it. Well what I do now, it's so man,
I'm like, if you don't clean it right now, I'll put it in
the fucking bed wet. I will that's crazy. I will do that.
I will go that far. I'll go that far. You guys have that
might be abused, that might be an abusive thing to do. But she
she doesn't do it now. I taught her. I taught her. It's
all domestication, the uh. I guess. I guess for me, as
like a single guy, I just sort of like I never have enough dishes,
you know what I mean to, like, they don't pile up unless
I'm seeing somebody in there here all the time. That doesn't happen because like
I'm I immediately clean my stuff when I'm done, or like just straight up
like it today, I made eggs in like a pan or whatever out of
the pan, you know, what I mean, like, what am I
going to thirty edition? That's fine, that's what I don't. Don't do
that. That is well, that's I would say that is totally bachelorship because
it's that's not that's not. I wouldn't say it's abnormal. I guess I
don't know word I want to use because it's odd. It is odd.
But well, here's my thing. I don't like cooking a lot, so
I heavily advocate other than big meals when there's like let's do the pastas or
whatever the fuck paper plates and plastic uh, the paper plates, paper plates,
passage toms of what gives me? I I'm clicking today. I'm cooking,
right, I'm cooking tonight because I want to make I want to my
meal prep for the week. So I'm cooking tonight. I'm gonna make a
lot of rice. I wanna make a lot of vegetables, and I make
a lot of like pant like pan grow like grilled chicken. Right, that's
what I'm making for myself tonight. If I had plastic pots and pants,
I swear to God, if I can figure it out, if I can
still now we get that work, I would do it because because I don't
know how a problem doing dishes, because you start doing dishes right and you
realize that, like, it's not that maybe you don't live in a big
group people. It's really not that many, you know, not that many.
It's like me, it's like me and my girlfriend, you know,
every now and it Chris comes over, he might eat, or like my
friend Ben or mean, or they might come over and he might no.
But even when I come over five, even when I come over to people's
places, I rinse my shit like immediately. It's like it's like it's like
an extra utensil or to a plate and maybe a spoon. But I hate
being told to do dishes. That's what bothers me. It's being told to
do it I'm doing I God damn. I'm pretty lenient where it's like I
want to make him they shouldn't be in the shink for more than twenty four
hours. I'm pretty lenient. I'm lenient where sometimes projects something happens, you'll
be like, fuck, I gotta go to sleep and I gotta go to
work or whatever the thing is. But like I say, twenty four it
can't sit for an entire fucking day where it's like broach, twenty four hours
have passed by, you had time to do the thing, So it's more
of a just now. I've definitely had like a pot. I've definitely had
like a pot like soaking for at least like two days before. I definitely,
but I've definitely done it before. I could not imagine doing that now
anymore, even at like other people's places, I couldn't imagine doing that now.
I feel like I would have a panic attack. Mmmm. I mean
it's a good habit, it's good from the ethereal plane, but I can't
do this. And I would get up and I'll go and I'll just clean
it. They'd find me in the dark in their kitchen cleaning it, like
what are you doing? Is like I'm half to she won't stop, and
I'll just keep cleaning it anyway. Don't don't, don't stop your ship down
the drain place. Don't double don't. This is called double decker. Is
what it's called upper decker? Yeah, the upper decker. That's fucking I
Actually, I can't believe I've never heard of that before. Like straight up,
because you're not an animal. That's why you're not some fucking f boy
that likes to like, you know, stick fingers in your boys asses and
say it's a joke, and all that ship you know, your friend to
say, I'm kidding, Yeah, dude, it's so weird. How how
gay that ship is? Like actually it's it's gayer than like most gay relationships.
I think, like the type of shit they would do to each other,
because at least a gay relationship is based on a foundation of like love
and trust. This is just literally sucking, fucking and like sticking fingers up
asses for no reason. It's insane, just flows anyway, just stroking your
boy and you're like, what are you doing? What are you doing?
I made you come on my fucking chin an orgasm for me. You and
it's like what I got? You just gave your buddy some pipe and you're
like, you're like making one of him. I got you really drunk it
there. I took a picture of your fucking penis while you were asleep,
and then now it's the background of my phone all the time. Jokes on
you like that. Man mat a friend like that, He's like, oh
uh, Like I forgot what joke he did, but he just put a
It was a cell phone picture. It was a picture on his cell phone,
the flip phone at the angle where it's down so you can see like
his torso and his penis, Like his penis is like really superimposed, but
then you can see his torso. And so he said something to get you
to look at his phone. I can't remember what it was, but he
thought it was so funny, and I'm like, I don't. Why is
showing your dick to people so fucking funny? Dude? It's like why he
was such a frat boy for no reason. I hated frat boy. Look,
if you have a massive penis, I get it, you're just showing
off or something. But that nigga was five to two. You know,
his penis was a pro for his size. So it's like, what do
you what do you even doing? No, you should see that fucking alien
guy, that fucking baby alien. What's this name? What's that? It's
fucking crazy, does baby I only have a giant penis? Dude? Size
is like it's really disturbing how deceptive that is. Where it's like that is
It's weird to me that somebody who's four foot two can have like a like
an eight inch day. It makes no sense to me, right, and
then like, uh, there's that red because you have to imagine then that
there's like, dude, there's probably like six foot three people with like yeah,
dude, there's a red micro penis of like so small dudes complaining about
being like six foot five and having an average sized penis which looks like a
baby dick on their body. Yeah, that sucks. Like that's that sucks.
I have to go to that red and that sounds so funny. Kingston,
your microphone is off, rode in Mike is off. That's his name.
That's his name. Don't worry. Oh that's such a stupid fucking name.
He got me, Yeah, he got me. God damn retard.
Ignore my other question, the impulsive thoughts one. Ignore my question, my
other question, if it's in this thread, what are some music covers that
clear the original song? In your opinion, Donnie Hathaway's version of Jealous Guy
is so much better than anything the Beatles ever made. John Lennon headed coming
Thanks against Holy Ship, Okay, what I always love you? We mentioned
Whitney Houston. That is the most true one, right, that's like obviously
there's a black sheet by what you call it from Scott program By. Oh
No, I don't think it's better, but like, yeah, I think
it's better better, that's crazy, but just things are better. She sounds
better. I just I disagree. I think she sounds way more produced for
sure, but like, I don't think that makes it better. I don't
think it clears it. I'll put it that way. I think it's fine.
I think it's good, but I don't think it clears the original Black
Sheet every never love the Vandross song because pretty much everything with the Vandrass saying
was a cover. He didn't make any of his music, which is insane,
and that makes me feel so sad, Like if my grandma wasn't sick
and like near near the abyss, telling that to her would kill her.
Once in my grandma and I was like, Grandma, you know, every
song with the Vandross sang was a cover. She'd be like huh and she
disappear. She would be like, get no, get no, and then
she would die. I think it's a hot take, but I actually I
listened to the original, not the original. I listened to disturbed version of
the Sound of Silence so many times to prepare for my SUSS cover that I
actually feel like I enjoy that version of it more than the original now,
which I used to always be like, No, I really like the the
moodiness. It's not too it wasn't too dark. It was it was like
but I don't know, for some reason, it I it's weird. It's
almost like it's just infected me in in a in a way that I'm not
completely I don't know how. I don't know how to feel about it.
It kind of makes me a little sad. It's because things seeming and game,
uncle, you know, they're the men, They're the men. I
guess I've come to talk. I don't know. I think there's some obvious
ones that I think come to mind whenever I think of this specific idea or
this this this premise. But like, did a cover of what do you
do? A cover of a good song? Hmm? Glad you interrupted me
for this. I thought I was speaking lower than I was. My apologies.
Remember what it is you're saying, But so Mad World by Gary Jeweles
I think is probably you know, it's a good one. That's a very
good one. Yeah, I agree, that's the one that and I love
just for Fears. I actually like the age that original one too, for
like a different reason, but like there's unquestionably like that that Gary Jewels Mad
World. It's really fucking special and just it's totally I don't know if it's
because of it's the associated with Gears of War in my head or not,
but like I'm sure that plays some kind of part of it, but it
is just really cool. I think Hurt by Johnny Cash as another one where
like we're like nine inch nails. I like Nails, but like the fact
that Johnny Cash covered Crazy, Yeah, so he uh that was when he
was working with I think, uh, I think he might have been working
with Rick Rubin if I remember correctly, that got him to, you know,
start looking into more of hipper stuff, you know, because because Rick
Rubin was also was obviously a Deaf Jam founder and stuff. So he's always
been like in tune with Ship, Like, I mean, that's one of
the weirdest niggas on the planet Earth. But I mean he's produced some of
the dopest albums out there, So you know, what are you gonna do
wrong? Last one before I forget Yeah, black Magic Woman, who's the
original Fleetwood Mac I didn't know that. Yeah, isn't that crazy? I
don't know that. I did know that. I didn't know that. For
the longest fucking time, I thought that was Black Magic Woman, Santana.
That's a cover of Fleetwood Mac. I thought, though, I never knew
that. That's hilarious. Isn't that crazy that it makes me feel like Santana's
a lie? Yeah? Kind of right. I learned that this year,
dude. Like I learned that, like I think like a few months ago,
because I was like looking up, like it came on like by Spotify
Radio, and I was like, this isn't Santana. What the fuck?
And I looked at it and it was fucking Fleetwood Mac. And it was
from like way Santana's song. What huh? Yeah, that's that's weird.
This is why I tell people by the way that I this is why I
say, man, I love I love Fleetwood Mac. I really love that
band because they just do a lot of crazy. They do so much good
ship that and and even to this day, I'm like, oh fuck,
they made they broke black Magic Woman. That's fucking crazy. I really thought
that was Santana, like the entire time, such an Afro Latino song confuses.
It's like a Blackest Fans Santana. He's singing and he's some some blue
ha you know, like and I'm like, okay, okay, all right,
it's okay, nuts and all right. Yes, So I'm sure there's
a lot of people I've said, there's a lot of people who didn't know
that either. But also honorable our I think our version, I know it's
not a cover necessarily specifically, but our version of gaated a radioactive clears.
I think it's clear. It's so good. I'm sorry, and I genuine
I'm not saying that it's a joke, by the way, I genuinely do
think our version is just way harder and way cooler, actually more waking up
ass. And but you can't beat that, man Brown when I slap.
The idea of slapping your nuts in preparation, it's crazy. That's a way
to live, because how much, dude, I've pete and I've been a
little too rough near my balls before, and I had a mile tummy ache.
The idea of slapping in preparation, you gotta get yourself going, man.
The idea of put like putting my balls away. Have I been a
Luther rough and I've been like, oh man, my tummy hers the idea
of waking up even one quick PLoP and then going on the battles insaying to
me, how do you guys feel about love song? Three elevens version of
love song? I don't think I've ever heard three eleven's version of love song.
I don't know, wait, what what? What's love song? So?
You know, whenever I'm alone with you, you make me feel like
I am again. Like, but I've never actually heard any of the cure.
So the cure, you know, it's it's a great two step eighties
fucking you know bop. But three eleven did their reggae version of it.
I remember it. Actually there was a music video to it that was tied
with that Adam Sandler movie. What was it called The Fifty First States maybe,
I think so it came out around that time, and I really I
think I think their version is fucking awesome. I think they, you know,
white boys playing reggae still bothers me a little bit, but like three
eleven, they're pretty good. Sometimes that's called favorite band. That's one of
the favorite bands that it's just like that is called her favorite band for sure,
which is It's I think I think it's just so interesting because like,
I've never they'd They have some really good songs, like Amber is one of
my favorite. I love the song Amber. It's a great fucking song Investigate.
But then there's a song called Down that is one of the worst songs
I've ever heard because it has this fucking white boy rapping like but it sounds
it's way worse than limb Biscuit. And then you guys might have heard the
chorus like no no, no, no, no, no no no no,
no, no, no no no down down no no no, Oh
my god, I know what that is. They did that, but it
depends. Wait is that is that three elevens down? That's three eleven down?
That's so funny, so much. I hate that song, so you
know, it's crazy. I really think. I think Eminem has done such
damage to white people as a rapper. Then he's done the black Wis rappers
because I think he's just barred them from existing in a place because if you're
not pip pop, you can't be there. He's gonna himself, He's I
hate I hate you. I I can't believe that this is them. I
I have always I forgot about this because I go listen to now, go
listen to amber By three eleven. No, I know, I know that
one. It's it's okay, it's not it's a good song. And then
they put out ship like that, well he congratulations, and I'm like,
what the fuck is this? It's so stupid. And I heard on the
radio regularly. Oh I'm sorry, man, that's crazy. Hit eleven on
the radio regularly today is nuts. Yeah, you like that ship? Right?
They sound like they sound like white people wrapping like black people in the
eighties. It's I say, I'm not even being hype, but I hope
Colin doesn't. If it's his favorite band, he's got to congratulated. Let's
move on, let's move on, let's move on, Let's get out of
here. I can't. I can't move on the next question. Oh man,
that reignited such a deep blothing Uh drop the soap parentheses. Don't drop
the soap. Baby wrote in this is hello ethos pathos and logos logos,
yeah, logs. As a child, I was bewildered as a child that
was bewildered by how blatantly deceptive the classic food pyramid was what shallow deceptions bewildered
your infantile minds from during childhood. I don't know if I have an answer
for this, but like, I just wanted to bring up the fact that
that food pyramid is insane. Looking back on it, like it's pretty hilarious.
Do you they really had us convinced of the most insane shit in like
the nineties. It just shows you how corrupt everything is. All you can
do is pay a little bit of money and be like, put this,
put this on as the most important ship when it's it's the one from the
nineties set one from nineteen ninety nine. I'm reading it says bread cereal rice
pasta should have six to eleven servings day. The fuck why we got so
fucking fat? It is futi insane, crazy thing. I realized that blew
my mind that when I was little, my brain couldn't conceptualize it, and
I took time. When I realize the inside of an igloo was warm,
it made my brain hurt really bad. I guess relative like it's insulated,
so like the heat doesn't escape, so it can get warm. You can
ride a fire in there and it'll warm it you'll be warm. And I
was like how. And then when I found out that the way that the
way that like the way that water works, how it freezes and keeps things
alive in the lower parts, I was like, how, how how it
do that? Isn't it cold? You do that? Ain't it cold?
How it do that? Because I because I was because I would always think
about, like, oh, when winter comes, everything's gonna die because it's
gonna get too copred. So the be out there, but no, fish
just go under and they live in a warm water below not up top.
And I'm like, how how you do that? How you how you learn?
The world is crazy? Scientists? Wow? Water and jen was a
wild fucking thing. Everything's nuts, man. When you think about how like
when you actually start thinking about how things work, you're like, oh,
yeah, this is this. I mean it might as well be. It
might as well be, even though there's like an explanation for like most things,
it's you know, microwaves literally, like I'm kind of a microwave.
If you said that's somebody four hundred years ago, they would kill you.
Radio waves. It still baffles me. It just doesn't make sense to me.
It doesn't. It just like it does make sense because I've learned about
it, but just as a concept, like for example, when we started
tapping into bluetooth and and then air dropping when that became a thing, it's
just I'm like, what the how How am I able to transfer so much
shit with no effort at all? It blows my fucking mind. It's I
don't get it. I feel like that's all everybody felt when we went from
the analog to like digital, like say like chips, when people started using
things that were like, wait, how am I storing this much data on
something so fucking tiny? I don't even that shit seems alien to me?
Nothing, Like none of this shit makes sense to me when I when I
really think about it. Yeah, honestly, Like it's so funny how much
like even just the the the base form of a lot of what we consume
as far as like media goes, like its original form to me is like
infinitely more mystical and magical than what is objectively true about how we consume it
today, which is just like kind of through the air and like you know
what I mean, It's like, oh, you send me an email and
it's a file, right, or like you send me a song through an
email and it's a file and I can download it. That I understand.
Like that is like a crazy thing. But at the same time to me,
to me, it's crazier that people were like, oh, let's like
take wax and then scratch sound onto it and then we'll just re scratch the
sound back when we want to hear it again with a needle and like a
you know what I mean, Like, its just yeah, I think everything
you need to do that seems that it seems where it's almost that's crazier.
That is, that is crazy. But I think the entire idea of the
modern concept. Does it dawn on you, how muche you are one hundred
percent because effectively you're putting nothing, You're practically putting nothing. That thing has
no physical value at all on the something, and then something appears there because
of ones and zeros. I'm not. I am very, very self aware
of the fact that what is happening now is infinitely more im ppressive. It's
just to me, the thought process of even figuring out that thing in the
first place. There Oh, look like, oh I know how to make
sound, I know how to make a record. I'll press wax with microsopic
fucking dibots and somehow record that onto just all of that shit like everything people
is watched a documentary of that because of how just wild of a concept it
is when you think about it, And even after I was finished watching it,
I'm just like, I still don't feel any better about this because it's
it's just something like us in our lifetime if we live like one hundred years,
It's like, are we gonna do anything that fucking phenomenal? Because that
is such a phenomenal thing to have figured out, like I need this,
I need a magnet, I need this stuff, and then to get this
to work, to actually make that process that is such a phenomenal thing to
figure out. I'm like, bro, I what's crazy? And I can
figure out how to shoot come for like six feet? I think that would
be the closest what dang, I would you know? Crazy? Is that
at that point with technology where that next, that next like what the fuck
moment is going to change how we live entirely? Like that next, like
what do you think is going to be medicine? I think that that adapts
to your body like a one size fits all kind of a thing. Like
like that, like what people are saying they were going to do with nanotech,
like they were gonna get inject boxing you that will eradicate whatever is ailing
you. I don't. I don't understand that technology well enough, but I
can understand how like very like Meda. Kingston will say he doesn't understand it
well enough. I don't understand it at all, So I don't have that
like technology, technology in general is not my forte I think about. I
really, it really bothers me how little I I think so much. I
overthink myself to death a lot of times, but I don't really think about
like how things work really, you know what I mean? Like I don't
fully know a lot, but you don't know much, you know, right,
I don't know much. I don't know a lot. I feel like
I feel like I understand a lot about like you know, emotions and shit
like that, but like I don't know. I could never Like if if
I went back in time to like the nineteen twenties with the idea of like
the smartphone, I wouldn't be able to capitalize that on that at all,
you know what I mean? Like there would be nothing I could fucking do
to be like, oh, well, because I would be like, oh,
I have I have this idea for like a device that has everything on
it and like you could call people on it, you can send people messages,
and somebody'd be like, great, how do you make it? I'd
be like, I have I have no fucking idea. I really, I
don't know the first fucking thing on how the phone works? Really? Yeah?
The camera, Yeah, the camera. I want to make a camera.
And I was like, hmmm, it's crazy. I don't I don't
understand any of that. Ship I understand like complex molecules. I can probably
put a few of those together, and I might miss one or two one
or two things, but I'll get close. It is easier for me.
It is easier for me to it is easier for me to like break down
like how biological things work than it is for me to break down like how
computer works. Honestly, like, I really have no fucking I don't know.
It's weird, you know what I had to do. So my old
my old PC was having some issues and I think the startup button's fucked up
right now. And so I was looking at my model of my of my
motherboard and I was like all right, so trying to find where I could
uh, you know, four start it, and like usually I was like,
all right, there's a way to do it, and then trying to
locate it because everyone will saying, oh, you gotta find the thing,
and they'll have the label on it. Mine doesn't. It doesn't have a
label where it shows the specific pins you need to usually take a screwdriver,
touch these pins, it'll four start it or whatever. And I just felt
so fucking stupid when I'm trying to like really understand. I actually broke out
the manual and started reading it, and I'm like, this, just this
one piece is so fun. I'm like the way that people make these things
it fit like it doesn't. It's so where I'm like, I feel like
a redneck where they get the pieces to the car and they can assemble it,
but you know, they're not building the catalytic converter or the fucking it.
You know, they're not building all of the pieces. They're getting the
pieces and then they're assembling it together, which is as close as what when
people talk about building pieces and there's some weird tribal like thing to it,
like it's some type of a what did you what do you call a rite
of passage? Or I'm like, you're basically stacking fucking legos. But if
you're stacking lego and you're not, actually they're they're not the lego, they're
not. They're not soldering, they're not they're not they're not they're not balancing
the charge, not childge, they're not balancing a wattage on things they're not
doing obviously. No, That's why like when people feel the way like oh
you you didn't build your PC, and I'm like, what the fuck's the
difference? All? The only difference is because I could, literally I've taken
apart my PC, I could put it back together. Why is that so
fucking impressive? I don't understand, Like, if you enjoy doing it,
fair play, I'm not even shitting on you. It's the whole when you
talk about PC master race, right, those people, there's a certain vibe
of people that act like it's there, it's a thing, and they're doing
something where I'm like, it's just a hobby, bitch. And same when
people build cars, it's a hobby. But them niggas, they you don't
really know how to build a car, not really there's like a handful of
people that can like build everything from scratch, like if like if society fail,
you'll be like, hey, Bail and Tyler are the two people we
know that can put together a combustion engine. I read something recently. I'm
alive. We need them here, right, I read something recently, And
and the specifics of this might be all over the place. My information in
my head's kind of all over the place, but the general idea is that
like there's this guy. There's this one guy who is almost solely responsible for
making or understanding like the chemical compounds of like this very specific type of glue
that's used in like like a high like ninety nine percent of our infrastructure,
and only he knows how to make it. And he's like fucking old,
so like if he just dies like that. There have been instances where like
only one person understands how to do something and they have to spend like millions
and millions and millions of dollars on researching how to get to get to that
point because the person was just like not willing to share that information or or
like something that's happened, at least a few that's happened should be free times,
Okay, I should be tortured. I feel like I feel like that's
happening. Actually right now, it's happening actually right now with with I'm sure
you guys have seen it, like you know Waltson grammet uh and like the
studio that does that claymation stuff, that clay, the specific clay that they
used to make that stuff is made by one factory and they're going to close
soon and no one knows how to make it. I heard I heard people
in that, and I was like, that's crazy. So Claymation might die
unless like millions of dollars go into like researching like how how to fuck it
or like reverse engineering that Sam Fisher, who's Sam Fisher of the United States?
Right now, go get Ghost for I don't remember which one end is
ghost British? All right? Am I five? Or whatever? Am I
six? Whatever the fuck is going on right now? Just don't we have
real life people to slap the sin out of his balls. Slap the slap
the flaming fuck out of his balls. Bro like steel the plans to the
point that his balls look like they look like feel like they've been high fived,
like slap his balls to they're bright and red like Rudolph's nose. People
just withholding information, People that think that I don't want to teach other people's
stuff is so insane in me, because you are going to die one day
and you're going to be gone. You are not going to exist. Why
on earth do you think it's okay for you? It is with whole information
that will help the rest of society exist. That's so. Do you think
do you think greed and hoarding is a human trait that some people kind of
just inherently have or do you think that yeah, and wrestle with that concept.
I think some people are just greedier than other people. I think greed
is a human trait, and I think, like a lot of our base
or human traits, we are capable of overcoming them and understanding that they're dumb
because we're not simple apes anymore. We have society. But I think a
lot of the times we don't attempt to try to get over these stupid,
like monkey instinct things that we go through, and it is really annoying.
Do you think, uh, there is because I feel like it's coupled with
a lack of morality or do you think or sorry and a lack of well,
I guess I would say morality, but also what I'm really meant to
say is empathy, Like say, like I guess, let me ask you,
do you think these people are conscious of how immoral that is? Or
do you think they just don't even think about it? Like see, I
don't think understand it? Like yeah, like because that's the part that I
have the hardest. It does it doesn't make sense to me personally, or
like if I have a resource that I know that could truly help the world,
or if I had billions of dollars and I know that me and my
kids could not use that probably twenty generations down the line. Like I'm just
I can't hold on to this money. It's fucking useless. But then the
other people that can just do it and know that indirectly they're causing people to
suffer. And it's it's something that I'm like, are they are you conscious
of this? Have you not? If someone not ran into you and told
this to you that, do you not know? It's it's fascinating to me.
Yeah, it's fascinating to me. Well, I'm like, hey,
you give them, give them the pudding or the of the plate. The
Plato. Give them the fucking Plato. Give the glue. Just give them
the fucking glue. Just god damn. That's that's what the people that can
AI is going to know more than we are. I don't think like I
think it as like everything that computers know people know, you know, for
the most part, fast people know is that the AI would be able to
act as easier and people will be of access it. That's a scary thing
because the computers can sent information people each other with each other way faster than
a person can call and explain. So money is going on, you know.
But the whole thing about like like computer builders they're like, yeah,
AI will have information, but like we're humans. Did you see that thing
where like the AI the AI art is inbreeding. Now have you seen have
you seen this? This is the last thing we can then we can get
off and we can we can leave. But I think it's interesting. So
there's there's so much a no no, no, no no. So there's
so much AI. So AI art is obviously trained by you know, scouring
the internet looking for images. So like, oh I want my AI to
draw a picture of a tree, and so it will scour the internet for
every picture of a tree and then it will draw something based on those images.
Now there are so many AI there are so many AI versions or so
many AI generated images of so many things that now the AI moms are being
trained on those AI images and the results are getting worse because they're basically in
breeding. They're basically using you know, AI art of a tree to understand
what a tree looks like. And as a result, it's starting to draw
trees wrong, and it's like starting to fuck up all these things that they
were getting really good at before. Just itself, it's super fucking interesting.
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watch the Spider Man movies in no particular order necessarily, but we just watched
all of them because the first movie is a Thanksgiving movie, and we just
get high and really drunk and we all watch Spider Man and they all get
better every single time we watch them. But there's like I was like going
down into like some rabbit hole about like some of the deleted scenes from Spider
Man three and all the deleted Spiens scenes from Spider Man three are so good.
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