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Bottled Up Bitches is hosted by a
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It's season five. Welcome back to
Bottles of Bitches, your favorite sex

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podcast hosted by already married couple with
me Rihanna Campbell and me producer Man Adam.

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Sex shouldn't be taboo or embarrassing,
so let's talk about it. Stay

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good, Horny bitches. Good morning, Good morning. How are you.

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I'm good, I'm tired. I'm
ready for today to be over, to

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be over. Yeah, this has
just been the longest weekend. This weekend

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felt like, did it? Yeah? Like work wise, Yeah that's fair.

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Yeah, same for me as well. I think you and I are

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kind of looking actually looking forward to
Christmas a little bit. Yeah, I

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think we're looking forward to leaving town. So it's I feel like December went

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by so fast as a whole,
and then yeah, this like week and

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it's been longer. Yeah, yeah, but I feel all right. Yeah,

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yeah, I don't know if we've
recorded an episode this early. Usually,

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I got to give you like an
hour and a half of no talking

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time to let you gather your brain
because I am not a I'm more of

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a night owl, yeah, and
not much of a morning person, and

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you are. I would describe myself
as kind of like a little bit of

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a you're a little bit of a
hybrid. Yeah. I think you're very

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It's dependent on the day. Ironically, I think I'm a little bit of

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both. What makes it which makes
it very hard for you because I'll stay

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up late, yeah, and then
I'll get up early, and you're like,

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my damn. Yeah, yeah,
you're not wrong. I love the

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mornings. Yeah, but I also
like, just stay up late. I

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just love you. I just won't
spend as much time as I can with

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you. Yeah, So I'll stay
up really late and then I wake up

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early. Yeah, just staring at
you. Yeah yeah, getnything's done.

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Something about the quiet calm of the
morning. I like it. I like

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to let you sleep for another hour
or so and I'll come and work in

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the office and get things done and
stuff. I like that quiet time.

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Yeah. Yeah, I should try
it. I should. I think I'm

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like, I think I can be. I think I can be a morning

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person if I don't have like work. Yeah, if we have to wake

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up early for a purpose, yeah, but waking up with outer purpose early

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is super easy and it's nice to
like just take your time into the day.

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Yeah. Yeah, I enjoyed that
because we do that a lot on

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vacations. Well we do. We
think like, oh we're going on vacation,

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we're going to sleep with that no
longer every morning at eight yeah yeah,

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yeah yeah. Some people eight isn't
very early. Some people consider early

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like six. Sure, but that's
kind of early for us. It's early.

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Yeah, that's still breakfast time.
Yeah, it is breakfast time.

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Do you have say breakfast in Spanish? Nope, Nope, it's not.

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It doesn't sound like it at all. No, how do you say breakfast

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in Spanish? You know, you
know, I think so hold on good

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morning? Is buenos buenos dias?
Uh huh? So like what was the

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word looking at breakfast? Oh,
breakfast. So it's almost like the first

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mill of the day. It almost
feels like it's how Yeah, though,

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so I wonder what lunches we're learning
Spanish? Guys, she should do al

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moreso, al morezzo or al moreza. Oh wait, it'll tell us where

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we should get better about. Just
like just I thought about the other day,

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I was like learning another language is
just memorization. Yeah, but it's

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it's it's just like repetitive, Like
I feel like you have to It's just

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like a repetitive thing. You just
have to like introduce it. I've always

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heard the best way to learn a
language as an adult is you watch like

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movies, movies, yeah, and
put the subtitles on. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, I would agree, especially
movies that we love that we've seen

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a thousand times. You need to
watch. Remember I told you I wanted

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to do that once a week.
Yeah, I wanted to watch a movie

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in Spanish once a week. Yeah. That never happened. That never happened,

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That never took off. Yeah we
should though, we should. Yeah,

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Well, how are you feeling now
that you're coming to the tail end?

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So those who have been listening for
a few weeks, Adam's birthdays coming

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up, and I've been doing a
birthday countdown extrava goon za, and what

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I do is every day he either
gets a little gift or an experience.

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You've already had your experience today,
so we'll get into that in a little

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bit. But do you want to
talk about some of your favorite moments so

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far? Because there's only three days
left. We're recording this on Sunday and

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on December twentieth, Wednesday, it
is your birthday. Yeah, yeah,

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it's been fun. I liked the
Burlesque. Was a really good time.

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I think the Burlesque was a nice
surprise ever, a really good time.

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We talked about in that episode.
I was a little nervous about it,

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but it ended up being like super
fine, so that was like a nice

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surprise. Nobody reached out to us
about that about what I tagged. Uh,

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yeah, I posted the trailer on
Instagram, like I tagged the coffee

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shop and all but two performers because
they didn't have Instagrams, and nobody like

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was like things for coming. Yeah, no one even liked the post.

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Yeah, they're not impressed by it. They're not impressed by us. It

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was a good show. It was
a good show. I'd go back.

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Yeah. I really enjoyed, uh
going to see the Grimlins. Yeah,

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in the movie theater Grimlins, Grimlins. That's a really fun Even though I

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always mispronounced the title, always call
it the Grimlins for some reason. It's

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one of my favorite movies. And
that was a fun experience because we watched

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it high and it felt like I
had seen them. There were so many

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parts that I'm like, I can't
remember this. I watched it for the

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first time. Yeah, because the
first time. I mean I've seen it

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growing up here or there, but
it's just not one for me typically,

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so like I couldn't remember any details. And then we saw it last year

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or the year before, probably the
year before that. It's been a couple

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of years. We saw it in
the drive in movie and I had fun,

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but we were like eating and like
we had the you know you you

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listened to him through the radio and
remember we were too close, so like

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yeah, and you kind of had
to like we were like scrunched in to

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try to see the screen. It
was that an enjoy I more enjoyed being

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at a drive in with you than
I did the movie. I was like,

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I'm like, yeah, I didn't
sponge any of that movie. Yeah,

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so yeah, I felt like watching
it for the first time. And

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at the end, I looked at
you and I was like, this is

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a Christmas movie. Yeah you did, because that's like a it is a

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debate with me. It is a
debate with you, So now can you

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admit that catch me if you can
is a Christmas movie. I have always

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said, well, I don't necessarily
agree that Catched Me If You Can is

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a Christmas movie. I am willing
to give you that if you were willing

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to give me that Grimlins is a
Christmas movie, because I'm gonna say right

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now, Grimlins is much more of
a Christmas movie than Cash Me as a

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if you Can. Christmas is a
core theme throughout the entire movie, and

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it came out on Christmas. Christmas
time. Yeah, but it's like the

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majority of the movie does not have
anything to do with Christmas. A lot

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of it has He gets caught because
Chris, whereas Grimlins the entire movie takes

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place on either the day before,
well the day before Christmas Eve to Christmas

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Day. Correct, this is also
a biopic. So my point being,

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I will give you that Catch Me
If you Can is a Christmas movie.

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Okay, So now that you're willing
to admit, so, what I'm hearing

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is that we also need to make
some time this week to watch Cash Me

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If You Can't we always do during
the holidays, we don't always watch it.

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We didn't watch it last year,
No, or the year before that

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when we were at Westgate and we
did our because we were getting all our

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Harry Potters in. We have a
lot of time for any Christmas movies.

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Yeah, that's true. Yeah,
well we'll watch it this year. We'll

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watch it this year. Yeah,
we have a few days. Catch me

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if you can. That's a good
one. Yeah. So you liked Grimlins.

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That was a fun surprise. You
didn't know where we're going. I

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didn't. I did not once.
I once. I I kind of had

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an idea once I realized we were
going to the Alamo, because you had

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me drive us there in the GPS
and it was taking us. You just

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kept being like it's an event,
like we're going, it's scheduled, like

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we have a time, we have
to be there. Yeah, And where

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we were going, I was like, there's nothing. What's over there?

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There's nothing over there? I forgot
there. There's an Alamo kind of weirdly

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weirdly placed out of kind of away
from where you think a movie theater would

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typically be. So halfway there,
I realized like, oh, there's an

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Alamo there, that we must be
going there, and you confirm that,

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and I was like, well,
I don't think there's anything playing like currently.

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So I was like, it's probably
going to be an older movie.

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It's one of their like things.
And I was like, I had an

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idea that maybe it was going to
be Grimlins boo, but I wasn't too

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sure. And then we walked in, and if anyone's never been to an

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Alamo draft house, whenever they do
their older movies, like they show older

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movies, they will like before the
trailers and all that begins, they show

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like clips of different random stuff relating, like for the Barbie movie, they

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were showing like old Barbie commercials.
Yeah, yeah, they do stuff like

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that. So we walk in and
I immediately see Paul Rubins like on David

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Letterman's show, and I was like, are we watching Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

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I was like, that's fun,
but that's so random. I would

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love to watch Pee's Big Adventure and
an all my draft house. I think

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that would be a really good time, especially high no I. That's why

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I was like, Oh, that's
really fun, but also like, what

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a wild choice for her to make. I would have never thought this.

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And then I saw him. He
was like playing with a Grimlin toy and

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I was like, oh, we're
seeing we are seeing the Grimlins. And

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I got very good Gremlins. Yeah, Pee Wee's Big Adventure. I would

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I would see that and be like, we have to go socially for Adam.

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And another one would be Hoofrey and
Roger Rabbit. Oh, that would

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be so much that theater. I
would book that instantly. I need to

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read the book. I have the
book on audible from like years ago,

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and I have that and I still
haven't listened to it. Yeah, any

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other standouts birthday standouts? Before we
get into the last couple of days,

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I try to remember, do you
recommend this? Get overwhelmed by doing like

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doing getting a gift or getting an
experience every day, like having that much

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attention on you for like twenty days
straight. Like, how are you feeling

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overall about the experience of a birthday
count and extrava gunza. I think like

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it's fun. I think I'm overwhelmed, but in a very Adam sense of

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I don't like people making a big
deal out of like, yeah, I'm

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making it a big deal. Yeah. So there's like a part of me

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that like feels bad for it,
But that's just like an atom thing of

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you know, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I don't feel bad, No,

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I know, I know especial because
we're doing a lot of quality time

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things, so it's not like every
day I'm like, let's go to Dragons

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Player and I'll just sit there.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, I'm very I'm just very
much like I don't want people making

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a big deal out of me.
So there's just happened. No, I've

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been having a really good time.
Good. Yeah, I'm happy to hear

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it. Yeah. Can we do
something before we get started? Yeah.

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You may have noticed on the table
there is a gift I didn't notice that

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there's been two other gift bags.
I know. I thought maybe it would

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blend in. It did because there
was a red one here. I wanted

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to give you part of your Christmas
present Christmas early and do it on the

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show. Oh, I hope.
It's so much. There's a reason I'm

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giving it to you early, I
hope. So. Yeah, we have

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the table that we do that's like
in front of us. We put our

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waters and the mice attached and stuff. There's a birthday bag and another little

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red bag because I've just been like
Christmas shopping and that was a bag from

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your mom and you're just getting bags
out of the way and stuff like that.

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So I didn't notice this. It's
literally a foot from me. I

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did not notice it. Oh,
I'm so excited it. Okay, item

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number one because what if? What
if that was the count Dens. You

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didn't even give me the macha until
like day five. Oh, that would

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have been really good. That's a
really good pissed if you just gave me

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a little tiny strainer, a cup
strainer. I know what this is for.

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By the way, that strainer was
a nightmare. That was legitimately Amazon.

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I should have amazoned, but I
get nervous about Amazon, and because

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we share the same Amazon account,
we do so. And I'm going to

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give you the same suggestion that I
do with you a lot. You have

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to just text my mom. Yeah, I should have done that, and

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she will send it to our address
and you just ven her. So I

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do that with a lot of your
presence. Is I just have her buy

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it. I venmo her and she'll
send it here or send it to her

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house, whatever we want. Yeah. So, so you went and bought

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this in the wild. Everything I
bought in the wild. Oh wow,

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good for you. And I do
enjoy buying things in the wilds. I

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don't want to support Amazon. Yeah, I have it. This wasn't just

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at the little Japanese shop. No, So everything I got was at one

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place, except they had strainers,
but they were like more for they were

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more like tea infusers for a teapot, and so they were like square and

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like kind of deep. They were
a weird shape to get in there and

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strain. So I ended up I
did so much research ones, just so

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many different places. I ended up
finding that at just a Walmart. Really

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well, well, I'll Amazon you
like a cute one in the future for

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the future, I know, but
like one that's a little more Huten themed.

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I don't know what that means.
I mean this looks like I know,

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but like one that's like looks not
you know, maybe it has like

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a wooden handle, like, oh, that's what I mean. An authenticity

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Yeah, yeah, does this fit
on a mug? Did you test it?

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I didn't test it. Well it
keep going, yeah, that's pretty

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good. Keep going. Sorry,
I s wreck your water. I'm sorry

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it's touching it. That is.
I don't have to get a new other.

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Sorry, Okay, I got another
item. Oh, I got my

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that's authentic as heck. It is. The wooden whisk because Adam is clearly

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getting me the items for me to
make authentic macha at home, because right

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now I just have like instant matcha
that you just like stir into milk and

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it's not authentic. I wanted to
do the full straining and this I'm just

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soaking hot water for a few minutes
before I use it. What is this?

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It's a little cup and it says
made in Japan. Yeah. I

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got to like because I know in
all those videos they show them, they

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like put it in a little cup
and then oh is this my whisky cup?

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Yeah? Oh my god, Funny
got me a whiskey. Yeah,

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that's so sweet. I was like, oh yay, I'm gonna have to

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make ten watches. No, no, no, that's for the with the

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whisky cut. Put my matcha in
here and I straightened as it. That's

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the question. Is it it'll fit? Kind of because that's what I have

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to put it. I just strain
it into this correct. Yeah, but

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I don't think it necessarily has to
like sit in there like that. No,

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it just makes it easier. But
like it'd rather be a little too

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big than too small, so perfect
little whisking cup. Oh what is it.

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It's maya ceremonial maya. That's what
I was told to get. That's

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what I told you to get.
Ingredients organic macha green tea powder. It's

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from Washington. Product is this product
of Japan but distributed in Washington. Fun

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organic ceremonial Macha made from the tender
young leaves of shaded tea plants. Enjoy

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a sweet, vibrant aroma and smooth
umami taste. Okay, best consumed within

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a month after openings. I'll keep
that in mind that once I start matching,

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I gotta company. I can't do
that thing where lead things in there

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for five years and be like I
love it. That comes from just like

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a childhood of like I'll never get
this again, so I must make it

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last. Yeah, yeah, thank
you baby. Everything looks so good.

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I get to have a matcha today. You get to today. I'm so

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excited. Thank you. Of course, I love you. That was very

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nice. I love this bag.
I love that we just keep reusing it.

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It's a good bag. It's a
fun bag. Well it's like an

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artist bag. Yeah, it's like
a bag that artlifting gave this to us.

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I have not Oh I know who
to me This came from my friend

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for my birthday this past year,
the one who gave me a vase.

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Oh okay, she gave she got
this. I think you get this at

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like World Market. Yeah. It's
called artlifting and it's this bag was made

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by Connie Avery. Artwork is Rhapsody
in Bloom. Artlifting empowers artists who are

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homeless or have disabilities through the celebration
and sale of their work. So it

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is a gift bag that looks like
one of their paintings. Yeah. Yeah,

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I think that's special and we just
like to reuse it. And I

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love that for us, I just
want to reuse. I'm a bag reusing.

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Thank you for my early Christmas gift
you. I love Macha. All

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right, let's talk a little about
your most recent birthday experience. Yes,

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so last night I had a very
long plan. Yes, sorry about it.

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No, it was fine, and
I got home maybe just like an

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hour before you did. So it
was a pretty jam packed plan. But

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you got home. I had just
gotten out of the shower. I had

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you walk the dog real quick because
I needed to heat you up some dinner.

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Yeah, so he did you up
a burger and fry. I got

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earlier like an hour earlier. That
were pretty good. Yeah, did you

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like it? I could like it's
little dry. Yeah, it was fine.

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I mean it was like it was. It was a okay burger,

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do you know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure with all

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the fixing, it's even better.
I gotta take you there. I'll take

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you there for some much or something
here soon. This is at the hotel.

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Hotel, Yeah, that I had
a wedding at and okay, and

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then you ate, and then I
had you take a shower, correct,

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And then well you went to take
your shower, you went, yeah,

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because I opened the bathroom door and
you had like candles lit. The lights

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were off, you had candles lit. You had a real mood set that

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uh an incense not incense forever candles, which is lamp oil in a big

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rock big rock well. But then
a diffuser, That's what the word I

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was looking for. You had a
diffuser going. You had to saw lamp

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in there. It was quite the
little mood setting moment. Did you feel

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relaxed? I did good, No, it was nice. And then yeah,

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I took a took an edible.
I took an edible, So yeah,

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I got in the shower and kind
of like as I was in the

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shower, the edible kicked in.
So it was a nice, like really

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relaxing I like scrubbed down, yeah, and then just sat in the tub.

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Oh you did well. The water
was raining on me for a while.

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The longer shower. I think he
thought that was like the end of

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the experience. Uh, not necessarily. I did not know that the next

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pride was coming, but I knew
because you were like, take a shower

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and then you know, I knew
that maybe something, but I didn't know

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what it was, what it was, but I was I was like,

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I'm gonna take my time in here. Yeah, you did to take your

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time. I loved that for you. My edible didn't kick in until we

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were in bed. Yeah, And
that was fun for me though, I

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think because after you got out,
I was like, great, now we're

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both clean, because like we both
had just like long days. It was

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like it was showered day. Yeah. So now that we're both showered,

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I drew us a bath because I
wanted us to take a bath together in

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our bathtub, which we haven't done
one time since we've lived here. We

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lived here almost a year. Yeah, And because I've gotten so many bath

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salts and all kinds. I get
tub stuff all the time, reside gifts,

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and I just haven't used any of
them. So I was loaded with

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product and I got this sake bath
oil. It's from Fresh Tent and recommend.

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It's like eighty dollars. I didn't
pay for it. It was a

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gift, but it's gorgeous in this
big glass bottle. It's like honey,

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consistent, thick like sake. It
does because it's a traditional way that Geishas

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would also like seem like we're really
like I am Japanese philes. I am

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especially in this I tell you about
how growing up I had a Japanese theme

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bedroom. Yeah, my mom got
me. I have like I had like

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a paper umbrella like hanging in my
room and paper lanterns in my room.

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You know a lot of my furniture, we don't have it anymore. My

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red furniture, my red wood,
a dark redular used to have my dresser,

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yea, and then my nightstand.
I finally got rid of it.

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That has like Chinese not China.
Maybe it is Chinese, but I don't

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know what land. But it has
like calligraphy on the handles. My mom

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got me an entire bed set that
was like themed dark red cherry wood.

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Yeah, those those when I become
rich and famous, those pictures will surface

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of me dressed up as a gay
show and I was like eight in white

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face, sorry, like in white
face, so the red lip. You

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know. We went to party City
and got me a geisha outfit. No

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super super into into the specifically I
did not. I wore socks with flops,

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sure yeah, but they weren't like
made for that, so it was

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awkward as hell. Yeah, and
then I was really into it. I

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blame uh Gwen Stefani a lot for
it. Oh sure, she had her

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l A m B Alb album,
the Love Angel Music Baby album, which

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was all Japanese inspired here Juku inspired, and I was balls deep. I

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like, I know every word to
that album. I have every I had

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l A m B her uh clothing
line. I had her clothes and her

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handbags, and I was Gwen Stefani
was like before Lady Gaga. I was

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obsessed with Stefani and she's been appropriating
culture for years with it because didn't she

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have like a Bendi for a while, yeah, like during that well and

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no even like back in no doubt
days. Yeah, yeah she's been.

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Yeah, she's out there appropriating left
and right, but god bloods Gwen Stefani.

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So yeah, I have always been
super specifically the Japanese culture. I'm

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sure some of it overlaps and I
don't know that I'm just not educated enough

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in all the cultures, but uh, yeah, I have been always been

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that way. That's fair. I
think I just like Mexican culture. I

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guess is that for me? Yeah, yeah, yeah that is for you.

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You you always you take that,
take that on. You love it,

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the food and everything. So yeah, we to get in our bath

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and we're soaking. We have to
have a face mask. I did put

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a face mask on us. I
did. I put face masks on us,

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which was a honey hydration mask,
and it felt like just pouring.

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It just felt like rubbin honey.
Yeah, yeah, I was on that

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face and yeah, we did a
little face mask. We had our hair

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up to dry, and we just
kind of took turns in the tub because

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it's you know, it's tall,
but it's not very wide and you're you're

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big, and puting two people in
the tubs tough. So we just kept

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like kind of alternating areas, one
of us on the back, one of

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us on the other side with the
faucet the spout, and we just caught

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up on the day. Yeah,
and I loved that. It was really

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nice. I liked just talking to
you about our days and everything and relaxing

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and we got nice and soft.
We had detoxifying EPs and salts in there,

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and the sake bath and something else. There's something else that was put

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in there, wasn't there. I
think it was just two things. I

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think I just put in the bath
salts and then the sake got it,

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the sak oil. So yeah,
and that was nice. That was very

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nice. It was weird. It
felt like we were in there forever,

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but in like a good way,
like but it went by quick. Does

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that make it feel like a waste? Yeah, I feel like, okay,

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we're in and out by feel.
It does feel like we took our

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time. I think we were only
in there for like twenty five thirty minutes.

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Oh really, it felt like we
were in there for a very long

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time. But I enjoyed it.
Yeah, yeah, good because I know

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you're not a big fan of hot
Yeah, it wasn't too bad. Once

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I got used to it. It
wasn't It wasn't too bad. Yeah,

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I took some I knew you were
hot, like I, although I it

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try to navigate the temperatures. It
was a little steamy in the beginning for

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both of us. But you had
finished your drink and I rubbed ice cubes

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on you help cool you down,
especially because like it's just your like tours,

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like your legs are in the water
and your whole torso is like out

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of the tube. So I was
rubbing some ice cubes on you to help

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cool you down. That was a
good like juxtaposition. Mm hmm. No,

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it was a nice time. And
yeah, we just sat there and

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talked. Yeah, we're rich and
famous, have all the money. I'm

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gonna get us a big ass bathtob
that we both fit in, I know,

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big ass bathtub and a shower with
the rain a rainfall shower head,

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fall shower head. Yeah, we
can get those anywhere. You can get

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those on Amazon. It's just that
they're not going to be from the ceiling.

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They're not gonna be like the right
height for you. They're still gonna

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be pointed up awkwardly. We'll get
there one day. We'll get there day

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and then we got out and we
laid in bed. I had intention for

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us to have sex, but we
didn't. We didn't. We actually just

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kind of like stare at each other
and talked for We talked for a while.

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Yeah, and we giggled and we
were just laughing. I wish I

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can remember some of the scenarios.
We were making, cracking jokes left and

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right. I can't remember what we
were talking about, though I knew it

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was gonna happen. Yeah, I
was like, I want to record these.

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Yeah, I don't remember. We
had theories, we were changing,

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the words of things were. Yeah, we were playing, we were giggling.

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We were laughing so hard. Yeah, and I don't remember what any

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of it was about. It was
so funny. We need to invest in

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like Lava air mics. Yeah,
you should have stole them from work that

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one time. I know, you
like took them back like a good boy,

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like a week before. I know, and in the day of when

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I got fired, I gave them
back some of their technology too, because

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I've just been helped. Nobody knew
that I had those that iPad, yeah,

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the iPod. Yeah. Had I
known I was gonna get fired,

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I would have kept those fuckers.
Yeah, me too. I took their

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mirror. We have their mirror,
their mirror, Yeah, we do.

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We need to invest in mice or
just like make sure to turn the recording

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butt not on our phone, that's
true, just to reflect on it,

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just so we can hear it later
talk about it. I guess it's true.

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We could put like which you don't
really like them, but even just

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having like the Google head phones,
it's not that I don't like them.

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They don't fit in my yes,
yes, correct, Sorry, I didn't

408
00:26:30.880 --> 00:26:34.240
need to put that on car.
Yeah, like I literally it doesn't fit

409
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:38.200
in my ear. Yes, But
having a way to just like record us

410
00:26:38.200 --> 00:26:41.559
while we're just like goofing around.
Can you imagine telling someone like we don't

411
00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:47.119
really like to walk. They're like, I'm paralyzed. I'm in a wheelchair.

412
00:26:47.440 --> 00:26:52.240
That's an exact to one, but
like I literally cannot use it.

413
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.400
Yeah. Yeah, I wish I
could remember we talked about but we had

414
00:26:56.440 --> 00:27:00.359
so much fun. We were just
laughing, cuddling, and I told you

415
00:27:00.440 --> 00:27:04.200
I remember telling you this night.
It was goofy tander. I told you

416
00:27:04.279 --> 00:27:07.960
last night that although we're not we're
getting tired. At the end, I

417
00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:08.359
was like and no, we're not
going to have sex, but I feel

418
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:14.000
like all my other intimacy points have
been hit tonight, like quality time and

419
00:27:14.039 --> 00:27:19.480
like touch and just being cuddled up
emotion. Yeah, I tried to get

420
00:27:19.480 --> 00:27:22.039
a little more emotional for you in
the tub and you were like, I

421
00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:25.279
don't want to talk about that,
oh, because yeah, I was a

422
00:27:25.279 --> 00:27:26.519
bit of a bomber. I was
like that. I didn't feel like it

423
00:27:26.599 --> 00:27:30.680
was I was trying to empower you, but I understood, but I wasn't

424
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:33.720
bringing it up to bummer. No, I know, I know, but

425
00:27:33.799 --> 00:27:37.480
yeah, it was so nice,
all so close to you, and I

426
00:27:37.519 --> 00:27:40.519
was like, we should We used
to do that a little more often of

427
00:27:40.599 --> 00:27:42.240
like getting in bed and not watching
TV. We would just like take like

428
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:45.880
whether it was ten or twenty minutes, like we would just talk or laugh

429
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:49.880
or something. I like when we
do that when we watch Funnies because usually

430
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:52.000
we pause it and you're like,
oh did you see this during the day,

431
00:27:52.039 --> 00:27:56.160
Like it always makes us think of
something. So I'd rather watch Funnies

432
00:27:56.160 --> 00:28:00.599
at night than TV. Yeah,
the TV pisses me off because then as

433
00:28:00.599 --> 00:28:03.039
soon as I'm sleepy enough, it's
still on and I'm like I feel like

434
00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:08.039
banjo, like putting a handle.
But this morning we had sex. We

435
00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:11.319
did we had sex. We had
morning sex. This morning. I was

436
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:15.359
like, I'm horny, and I
was like, butt, I have a

437
00:28:15.400 --> 00:28:18.119
butt all up on your lap and
I just grabbed your boot your hand,

438
00:28:18.200 --> 00:28:22.200
I put it on my boob.
You know this is going give me that

439
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:26.079
thing I did. I was like, we're doing this. Yeah, we

440
00:28:26.359 --> 00:28:29.480
did the old bump and grind.
It was good. It was good.

441
00:28:29.640 --> 00:28:32.839
I played a lot with your booty
hole. Yeah you've gotten like you've gotten

442
00:28:32.960 --> 00:28:36.279
like I told you, this is
your new normal. Yeah, you've gotten

443
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:41.480
like really invested in my butt.
Yeah, I've been waiting years and greedy

444
00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:44.960
with my butt. Greedy, no, not greedy, but just like any

445
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.319
opportunity you have to get down there, you take. Yeah. Because also

446
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:52.920
I know you and I know that
there's a select time when I can play

447
00:28:52.920 --> 00:28:56.559
with your butt. You know,
you want to be clean, you want

448
00:28:56.559 --> 00:29:00.319
to feel confident, which I get
as well. So I was like,

449
00:29:00.359 --> 00:29:03.200
well, he had he took two
showers last night. He should be feeling

450
00:29:03.279 --> 00:29:08.319
fine and didn't poop once. Nice, there you go. So yeah,

451
00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:11.839
I was getting all all up in
your taint region and I just like rubbed

452
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:14.559
it for a while with my finger. How'd you like that, because I

453
00:29:14.559 --> 00:29:15.839
don't think I've ever done that before. You were in like the really good

454
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:22.720
position that like, because I have
nails, yes, and you have to

455
00:29:22.759 --> 00:29:25.720
be in a like you you have
to be in the right position to where

456
00:29:25.720 --> 00:29:29.599
your cheeks are kind of opened up
so I can like my jack yeah yeah,

457
00:29:30.119 --> 00:29:34.519
and that doesn't always happen. So
yeah, I like give you a

458
00:29:34.519 --> 00:29:38.039
really good little blowy. I feel
I give you really, I was really

459
00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:41.640
I try to be as gentle as
I could with your balls. Good,

460
00:29:42.119 --> 00:29:48.160
you get too rough on them,
because that's because at one point, correct

461
00:29:48.160 --> 00:29:52.720
me if I'm wrong. I believe
you were sucking on my balls while rubbing

462
00:29:52.759 --> 00:29:55.839
my taint. Yeah that was.
Do you like that? Yeah? No,

463
00:29:55.960 --> 00:30:00.039
you did really good with with with
the testicles. Yeah there, it

464
00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:02.839
was like soft, but I could
feel it. Any feedback, anything I

465
00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:07.640
can improve on. No, I
feel like you did a really good job.

466
00:30:08.200 --> 00:30:12.519
Thank you. Yeah, thank you
so much for that. Yeah.

467
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:15.880
I enjoyed just rubbing your little bo
hole. Yeah yeah. And then I

468
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:19.920
was also jerking you in the front. You are you are also jerking me

469
00:30:19.960 --> 00:30:25.240
in the front. You're doing the
old kind of a reach around. Yeah,

470
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:26.640
yeah, yeah, yeah, I
asked you get under the carriage.

471
00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.480
Always feel like a mechanic. Yeah, I'm the Adam mechanic. I get

472
00:30:32.119 --> 00:30:34.960
underneath those legs and I get to
work. I didn't fix her, but

473
00:30:36.440 --> 00:30:40.799
they'll take a couple of weeks to
get the part in. You're warranty will

474
00:30:40.920 --> 00:30:42.960
cover it. You're not out any
money. I don't want fop God,

475
00:30:44.000 --> 00:30:48.160
damn it. I'm a dapper dan
man. It's for my old brother.

476
00:30:48.160 --> 00:30:52.839
Where art thou heads out there?
Hey, that's a deep cut. And

477
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.680
then yeah, because I was underneath
the carriage, Uh, you finished all

478
00:30:56.720 --> 00:31:00.680
over my my chestmate? I did, I got all over your tom Yeah.

479
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:04.200
How do you feel about that?
When that happens? It doesn't bother

480
00:31:04.240 --> 00:31:08.640
me at all? Know, Okay, is it like a surprise? No?

481
00:31:08.680 --> 00:31:11.079
I knew that was going to happen, got it? I knew.

482
00:31:11.079 --> 00:31:15.759
I knew what I was doing.
How could you not? You had it

483
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:19.480
all playing? Yeah, I can't
be like giving you a handy and rubbing

484
00:31:19.640 --> 00:31:26.759
in circular motions on that on that
booty hole and not finish. Yeah I

485
00:31:26.799 --> 00:31:30.359
had Yeah, you had a sensation
in three different places. I wasn't doing

486
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:33.000
that so you didn't come. That's
fair. Yeah, yeah, I put

487
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:37.240
in the work this morning. Good
for you. I appreciate it. No,

488
00:31:37.319 --> 00:31:40.960
it was really it all felt really
I feel like I earned this matcha

489
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:42.880
like I thought in my mind you
were like she did. That was so

490
00:31:44.000 --> 00:31:47.119
nice of her. I'm going to
give her present early or did you already

491
00:31:47.119 --> 00:31:48.200
plan on giving me the present?
I knew I was going to give it

492
00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:51.319
to you early. I was just
trying to find the right time. And

493
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:52.279
you're like, oh, this is
guy, she earned this. Yeah.

494
00:31:52.920 --> 00:32:00.000
No, no I don't want to. But yeah, you finished and you

495
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:02.480
went and cleaned up and then brought
me a little towel, a little nice,

496
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:07.359
warm, damp towel and cleaned me
up, and then you cuddled me

497
00:32:07.720 --> 00:32:12.640
and let me vibrate. Okay,
and I just needed good cuddles. Yeah,

498
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:17.279
you just you were you were like
you were really banjoing it, like

499
00:32:17.359 --> 00:32:22.680
your face was shoved up into my
beard and yeah, I was just wrapped

500
00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:24.960
around you. Yeah, you just
cuddled me, give me the like and

501
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:29.160
it kind of squeezed, and I
feel like you came really quickly. Yeah,

502
00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:35.839
I mean I was aroused. Yeah, yeah, I imagined you having

503
00:32:35.880 --> 00:32:38.920
sex with me and I give you
a lot of dialogue in my head.

504
00:32:39.079 --> 00:32:45.880
Oh yeah, like what kind of
dialogue, respectfully, the things that like

505
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:49.680
you aren't the most comfortable with yet, so like just talking to me and

506
00:32:49.720 --> 00:32:52.400
like dirty talking me. Oh I'm
giving you dialogue. You dirty. Yeah,

507
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:57.960
you dirty talk me in my imagination. And yeah, and I finished.

508
00:32:58.400 --> 00:33:00.839
I think that was like sick sixty
five seconds. I feel no,

509
00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:04.279
it's probably two minutes, but it
was fast. It was pretty quick.

510
00:33:04.400 --> 00:33:07.400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
was. I was aroused. You were

511
00:33:07.400 --> 00:33:08.960
all naked, We're all like pretzeled
up wrapped up around each other, and

512
00:33:09.039 --> 00:33:13.319
I was nice and warm. I
rubbed one out. I imagine you saying

513
00:33:13.359 --> 00:33:15.240
all all the dirty words to me, Like what were some of the things

514
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:17.680
I was saying to you in your
mind? It's not even that crazy.

515
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:22.880
You just giving me Like I always
when I feel like I'm close, I

516
00:33:22.960 --> 00:33:30.960
always imagine you saying, like when
I'm masturbate, I'm like really close.

517
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:32.839
I imagine you telling me like,
uh, are you gonna come for me?

518
00:33:32.920 --> 00:33:36.480
Good girls, come for me,
good girls, come for me?

519
00:33:36.799 --> 00:33:39.200
Wow, Okay a good girl,
okay, come for me like a good

520
00:33:39.240 --> 00:33:44.640
girl? Okay. Yeah, I
like I give myself positive reinforce, getting

521
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:47.880
nervous, don't get shy, I
feel so short. Yeah, so I

522
00:33:47.920 --> 00:33:54.240
do a lot of that. I
also do like because I'm not into I

523
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:58.960
don't do a lot of like dirty
slut talk. It's more of like you

524
00:33:59.079 --> 00:34:01.519
just being in contral role. So
in my mind, when we're in my

525
00:34:01.559 --> 00:34:06.319
mind, we're having sex where like
you know, like I'm face down and

526
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:09.199
in my mind, like I can
I picture you like adjusting my legs and

527
00:34:09.239 --> 00:34:12.599
telling me like what to do,
like arch your back for me, Like

528
00:34:12.840 --> 00:34:15.480
I like, like in my mind, what I like is you just taking

529
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:20.280
control. And that doesn't necessarily mean
being like smacking me in the you are

530
00:34:20.559 --> 00:34:23.079
just like you're in control. You're
telling me I'm a good girl. You

531
00:34:23.360 --> 00:34:28.199
arch that back for me. Ooh
that's good then, yeah, that's perfect,

532
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:34.960
like like really like positive reinforcing me
and giving me like coaching. Yeah,

533
00:34:35.039 --> 00:34:37.239
but I don't hear that from me
very often, so I don't know

534
00:34:37.280 --> 00:34:42.800
how it sounds. So I have
I don't like hearing it in your play

535
00:34:42.920 --> 00:34:45.719
voice. Sometimes you dirty talk me
and like your like voice, So I

536
00:34:45.840 --> 00:34:50.559
have to first imagine you yelling in
the warehouse, and then I have to

537
00:34:50.639 --> 00:34:57.039
kind of take that tone and try
and like imagination, recreate the words I

538
00:34:57.079 --> 00:35:00.119
want to hear, but more of
in a stern tone. Yeah yeah,

539
00:35:00.119 --> 00:35:02.920
because I don't. You don't stern
tone me. That's you. You keep

540
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:07.960
that for your employees. Yeah yeah, yeah. So it's a it's a

541
00:35:07.000 --> 00:35:10.280
whole it's the whole thing I've concocted
in my head to get myself there.

542
00:35:10.360 --> 00:35:14.760
But I've mastered it. Okay,
Yeah, I got to work on giving

543
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:16.800
you stern voice. I feel like
if I give stern voice to someone,

544
00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:21.440
it's because I'm like, they're in
trouble. Yeah, there's a way to

545
00:35:21.440 --> 00:35:23.800
to stern voice me, but it's
still like in a supportive way. I

546
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:31.280
don't want it to come off like
a disciplinary way. Yeah yeah, just

547
00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:37.079
gentle, good girl, here's your
back for me. Oh that's good.

548
00:35:37.119 --> 00:35:40.079
That's a good girl. Like things
like that. I'm a good noodle.

549
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:43.960
I want to be like a gold
star. You're a good noodle. What

550
00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:49.039
does that When he's in boarding,
he's in voting school, he's a good

551
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:52.320
noodle. Oh I don't remember.
He gets stars. Remember he has like

552
00:35:52.320 --> 00:35:54.679
a thousand stars next to his name
because he's a good noodle. And then

553
00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:59.920
Patrick is like trying to also get
a star, and that pisses off Spongebo.

554
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:05.000
It's trying, and he's like,
I'm a good noodle because she missus

555
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.159
Puff gets mad at him and like
takes one of his stars down, and

556
00:36:07.159 --> 00:36:09.920
he's like, got it. A
good noodle. I vaguely remember this,

557
00:36:10.519 --> 00:36:15.000
well, you are a good noodle. Thank you? Yeah mm yeah.

558
00:36:15.239 --> 00:36:17.960
So with a last night and this
morning, how are you feeling? Because

559
00:36:17.960 --> 00:36:25.440
I feel relaxed, but I do
feel relaxed. I feel like I feel

560
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:30.719
relaxed and like tense at the same
time because I'm like, oh, I

561
00:36:30.719 --> 00:36:32.559
feel like I'm gonna wasteless relax because
now we both have to go to work.

562
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:37.960
I'm kind of using it to fuel
the day of Like, Okay,

563
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:42.119
I feel really relaxed and I feel
good. We're knocking at our episode.

564
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:49.599
We're gonna go work and you know, I'm gonna make some tea. I

565
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.639
just feel relax, like, Okay, I'm gonna have a relaxing day.

566
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:55.119
And there's gonna be a lot of
hustle bustle today when we're both at work,

567
00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:58.679
but it's gonna be good. We're
gonna get off this episode. I'm

568
00:36:58.679 --> 00:37:00.519
gonna make myself a tea for the
time and we'll see how that goes.

569
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:07.440
I'm a little nervous, but then
like I'm gonna get ready and like put

570
00:37:07.440 --> 00:37:10.480
on Dance Moms and I get ready
like just like a good Yeah, I

571
00:37:10.519 --> 00:37:14.440
feel like it's a good day.
It can't be a bad day. Can't

572
00:37:14.440 --> 00:37:16.039
be a bad day. And then
we're gonna have a lot of fun Tomorrow.

573
00:37:16.320 --> 00:37:22.960
Okay, yeah, yeah, you
got something for tomorrow and Tuesday.

574
00:37:23.559 --> 00:37:28.159
We have quite the day tomorrow.
Yeah, I told you. We're gonna

575
00:37:28.159 --> 00:37:31.519
have breakfast plans and activity and then
lunch and then we're gonna come home.

576
00:37:31.639 --> 00:37:36.719
We'll have hours to just like bum
around, watch TV or work whatever you

577
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:44.559
do, free time, free block. And then I also have a dinner

578
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:47.719
plan for us on mon Monday.
Okay, I knew we had like a

579
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:52.519
dinner more dinnery thing on Tuesday.
It's at home Tuesday. We're not at

580
00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.519
home Monday, We're at home.
You have I just have I just have

581
00:37:55.559 --> 00:38:00.760
an evening planned for us on Monday
too, because I was actually scheduled for

582
00:38:00.880 --> 00:38:06.639
today. I was gonna do it
today, but I did love the plan.

583
00:38:07.159 --> 00:38:10.320
It's just it's just dinner in a
movie here at home. I was

584
00:38:10.360 --> 00:38:14.480
gonna do it tonight, and I
was like, well, at least we're

585
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:15.920
off on Monday, but you get
off so late that I was like,

586
00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:20.400
that's not my favorite plan. Sure, but then I was doubling down,

587
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:22.159
like I don't know if that's a
good idea because I want to get us

588
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:25.360
out the door at a decent time
tomorrow morning. Yeah. So I was

589
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:29.920
like, well, we can't stay
up too too late. So now that

590
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:32.639
we've had sex this morning, I'm
kind of just rolling that into your experience

591
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:37.079
for today. That's your experience for
today. That's fair. And what an

592
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.280
experience it was. Yeah, so
you had all that, and then I'll

593
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:47.280
roll over our dinner in movie plan
to tomorrow. Okay, ironically, I'm

594
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:51.559
just gonna tell you it is a
Christmas movie I planned for I planned for

595
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:54.760
us to watch a Christmas movie this
morning. You can think about what you

596
00:38:54.760 --> 00:39:00.360
want to watch. I thought we
could watch Santa Claus because because we watched

597
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:01.639
it together for the first time a
few years ago. I've never seen it

598
00:39:01.679 --> 00:39:06.840
before and I loved it. Yeah, we you know, we've were pretty

599
00:39:06.840 --> 00:39:09.239
home alone out. I need a
break from ilone could use a break from

600
00:39:09.280 --> 00:39:12.239
home alone. I love home alone. Though, I'll tell you what.

601
00:39:12.400 --> 00:39:15.119
I always give it like a three
or four year break, and then when

602
00:39:15.159 --> 00:39:16.840
I'm back on to it, I
watch it like ten times that season.

603
00:39:17.400 --> 00:39:21.159
I'm gonna say this critique of Home
Alone, it needs more Daniel Stern.

604
00:39:22.039 --> 00:39:23.920
I'm here for the Stern of it
all, and he's not in it enough

605
00:39:23.960 --> 00:39:29.239
to warn me watching it as much
as society tells us we need to.

606
00:39:29.400 --> 00:39:32.480
I love holone. I have a
feeling we'll have Home Alone on like during

607
00:39:32.679 --> 00:39:37.079
the Christmas week when we're with my
family. Probably that'll be fun. Yeah,

608
00:39:37.159 --> 00:39:40.840
yeah, well, any thoughts,
comments, concerns. Thank you for

609
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.320
my Christmas present? He said,
part of my Christmas are you think there's

610
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:52.199
more? You have stuff for Christmas
Day? Okay? What? I just

611
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:55.840
feel bad because a lot of your
Christmas present and birthday and everything is kind

612
00:39:55.880 --> 00:40:01.000
of getting like pushed all very similarly
together. And it's not like I have

613
00:40:01.760 --> 00:40:05.440
a pony for you, you know
what I mean. I've been doing stuff

614
00:40:05.440 --> 00:40:07.320
for you the entire month, and
a lot of that was kind of like

615
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:13.920
my Christmas plan. Like Ireland was
also a part of Yeah, your Christmas

616
00:40:13.960 --> 00:40:16.400
present or your birthday one or the
other. But we're not doing that until

617
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:20.840
January. We're not going to Ireland
until January. So I just want you

618
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:24.639
to feel like Rihanna didn't give me
anything for Christmas. No, I absolutely

619
00:40:24.679 --> 00:40:28.920
don't feel that way. If you
didn't give me anything for Christmas, ever,

620
00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:34.400
I'd be fine. Your Christmas presents
pretty lame. It's not a pony.

621
00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:39.480
I reserved all the plea. I
reserved all the magic and poniness for

622
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:44.639
your birthday because your birthday. I
think I told you That's how I do

623
00:40:44.679 --> 00:40:49.320
my friend's presents too, when they
have a close present of Christmas to birthday.

624
00:40:49.400 --> 00:40:52.119
Ratio is I give you your special
present on your birthday because that's your

625
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:57.719
one day. And Christmas is more
like I know you needed socks, here's

626
00:40:57.719 --> 00:41:00.039
some socks. I mean like it's
more of like No, absolutely, I'm

627
00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:05.599
not worried about it. It's less
personal presence. It's more like general gift.

628
00:41:05.760 --> 00:41:07.599
I'm absolutely not worried about it.
Also, where would we fit a

629
00:41:07.639 --> 00:41:13.000
pony in this apartment? It's just
an expression. I know I'm having I'm

630
00:41:13.039 --> 00:41:15.760
having fun with you, so you
don't worry about it. I'm I worried,

631
00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:19.119
don't be OK, but you're still
gonna get lots of presents and stuff

632
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:22.239
because we're gonna be with my family. Yeah. I don't need presents at

633
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:31.719
all. Okay, you I love
you, thank you? Yeah yeah,

634
00:41:32.320 --> 00:41:37.920
all right, Well any last final
thoughts or concerns. Thank you for an

635
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:40.840
amazing morning and for all the intimacy
last night. Yeah, thank you.

636
00:41:40.840 --> 00:41:44.840
No, it was a good time. I'm excited to see what the next

637
00:41:44.840 --> 00:41:47.679
couple of days. Hold. Are
we doing anything on Wednesday? Yeah,

638
00:41:47.679 --> 00:41:51.760
of course, Okay, that's your
birthday. I know That's why I asked

639
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:53.199
you know what we're doing on Wednesday? Do you want to tell the peeps?

640
00:41:54.320 --> 00:41:58.840
Oh? Yeah, we're going to
dinner. We're going to a Indian

641
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:01.280
buffet. We're going to all you
can eat Indian buffet. Yeah, which

642
00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:06.440
will be very I'm very excited and
it also be very interesting. I actually

643
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:07.920
think I'm gonna cancel. I didn't
say canceled. It's in my mind.

644
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:12.000
There's no reservation. There's something that
I wanted to do after dinner. But

645
00:42:12.079 --> 00:42:15.320
remember I told you that we'll have
to like get there at like we'll have

646
00:42:15.320 --> 00:42:17.519
to get to the buffet like at
five, and we have an hour and

647
00:42:17.519 --> 00:42:20.599
a half because we have somewhere to
be. I think I'm just gonna not

648
00:42:20.639 --> 00:42:24.400
do that. I we love a
buffet. This place is really nice.

649
00:42:24.440 --> 00:42:27.159
I don't want to say it's nice
for a buffet, but like they have

650
00:42:27.199 --> 00:42:30.320
cocktails. Like I actually just want
us to take our time, not go

651
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.320
at five because we're gonna be hungry
an hour later, you know, go

652
00:42:32.400 --> 00:42:36.679
like more around six or seven like
we would normal dinner. So we're just

653
00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:40.280
gonna have like two good dinners.
Yeah, because Tuesday we're also doing dinner,

654
00:42:40.320 --> 00:42:43.480
but that one is a I haven't
told you where we're going. That's

655
00:42:43.480 --> 00:42:46.280
fine, but yeah, I'm excited
for that. I don't know what,

656
00:42:46.519 --> 00:42:51.159
like, I'm curious to see what
all they have there, Yeah, because

657
00:42:51.159 --> 00:42:52.719
I know they're gonna have like you
know, I know, like curries and

658
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:55.800
there's like non bread, but I
don't know, like what's a little like

659
00:42:55.920 --> 00:43:00.639
appetizer snacks thing. I'm expecting to
eat a lot of lamb. I'm hoping

660
00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:02.920
to eat some goat. I'm excited
to explore, to explore. I wanted

661
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:06.559
to take our time. Yeah,
yeah, and they have good drinks.

662
00:43:06.559 --> 00:43:08.320
I wants to ship the place down, like let's eat slowly, yeah and

663
00:43:08.360 --> 00:43:13.760
take our time because if we can
help it, you know, we're in

664
00:43:13.800 --> 00:43:15.559
and out an hour. If we
get our food fast, you eat fast

665
00:43:16.639 --> 00:43:20.079
the military. Yeah, yeah,
so I want us to take our time

666
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:23.360
and just like save the flavor,
have a good dinner night. Yeah.

667
00:43:23.400 --> 00:43:27.239
And that one is, however you
want to dress it's more casual because it's

668
00:43:27.239 --> 00:43:30.079
your birthday. But Tuesday we're going
to do a dress up night. Yes

669
00:43:30.079 --> 00:43:31.440
you did. You did inform me
that tuesdays. Can I tell you what

670
00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:35.360
I'm canceling for us on Wednesday?
Because like it's not that serious. I

671
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.559
just was like looking for an activity. We were going to go to a

672
00:43:37.719 --> 00:43:42.920
Get It Gals, which is the
trivia brand of when we did Twilight.

673
00:43:43.159 --> 00:43:47.199
Yeah, okay, we were going
to go to another restaurant which I did

674
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.239
not anticipate us eating at, because
just to do trivia. Okay, ironically

675
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:55.559
home alone trivia. Oh that's so
funny. I thought that would be fun.

676
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:59.159
But it starts like it's six forty
five. Yeah, and I was

677
00:43:59.199 --> 00:44:00.360
like, oh, but I don't
want to and I'm not your birthday.

678
00:44:00.320 --> 00:44:04.920
I wanted to go to the buffet. That's so adam. I don't that

679
00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:08.760
Pine House pizza. Oh okay,
sounds like we've had pie and that's fine,

680
00:44:09.159 --> 00:44:12.039
but let's just take our time on
Wednesday. Yeah. I think that's

681
00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:14.199
a good idea. I don't know
about you. I'm getting pretty hungry.

682
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:16.519
I am also talking about all this
food. I love you so much.

683
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:20.320
I love you. Happy Birthday,
Happy Birthday, Thank you. Do you

684
00:44:20.320 --> 00:44:23.000
know why I do that? Why
I whisper Happy birthday to you. It's

685
00:44:23.039 --> 00:44:31.119
based on the hit Katy Perry's song
called a Birthday, and at the end

686
00:44:31.199 --> 00:44:36.840
of it she whispers, happy Birthday. Let me get it, get it

687
00:44:36.840 --> 00:44:40.719
to the end. Oh, I
know this song I played all the time

688
00:44:40.719 --> 00:44:45.159
for you. I've always wanted to
give you like a burlesque dance to this

689
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:52.320
and come out of a cake.
Yeah, that's why I do that.

690
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:54.840
That's my Marilyn Monroe. That's my
happy birthday. As to presidents, Katy

691
00:44:54.880 --> 00:45:00.599
Perry just whispering happy Birthday whenever I
whenever my birthday comes around, I always

692
00:45:00.760 --> 00:45:05.639
in my head like the whole for
oh, for a while, it's always

693
00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:09.880
just like birthday checks, birthday checks. And that is for any of my

694
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:15.159
old school comedy death Ray I believe
it was now maybe it was cbb bit

695
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:19.480
by that point, comedy Bang Bang. That's fun. Yeah, well,

696
00:45:19.480 --> 00:45:22.039
I love you so much. Happy
thirtieth birthday. Thank you, You're welcome.

697
00:45:22.199 --> 00:45:27.639
I love you. I love you. A little sagittarius, a little

698
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:31.840
asparagus. That's my bow and arrow
noise. Hey, Stay Horny Bitches,

699
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:37.079
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700
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701
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702
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