WEBVTT 1 00:00:32.039 --> 00:00:37.520 Everyone. It is Tuesday, December the seventh, twenty ten, and you're 2 00:00:37.560 --> 00:00:45.119 listening to the Giant Bomb Cast. I'm your host, Ryan Davis, joined 3 00:00:45.159 --> 00:00:50.200 by Vinny Caravella. Hi, Jeff Gerstman A date that we'll live in infamy, 4 00:00:50.640 --> 00:00:55.560 and Brad Shoemaker. Gentlemen, that's coming. Jeff, how's your shirt? 5 00:00:55.719 --> 00:00:59.240 Picking up your shirt? Buch fuzz on it from this? Sweaters, 6 00:01:00.320 --> 00:01:02.920 the curtain, pills, pills, I gotta eat the pills. What are 7 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:04.879 you talking about? It's a fuzzy Oh okay, I thought maybe you're you're 8 00:01:04.920 --> 00:01:08.799 experiencing pilling on your shirt. No, no pilling, that's called Yeah. 9 00:01:08.840 --> 00:01:11.000 When you get like the little you take your match to it and it goes 10 00:01:11.000 --> 00:01:17.519 who what you know? This lost me? Little balls on sweater they stuck 11 00:01:17.560 --> 00:01:19.079 on. You never took it. You never took a ladder or a match 12 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:23.280 to somebody that was real pilled up and it just erupts into flame. I 13 00:01:23.319 --> 00:01:26.959 have taken a ladder a match to myself when I've been pilled up, and 14 00:01:26.439 --> 00:01:30.680 yeah, I don't feel anything. Yeah, it's great. It's like so 15 00:01:30.799 --> 00:01:36.519 you can like you can tell it's burning, but don't care. Just pour 16 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:42.879 gasoline on me that's a fun, fun Martha Stewarty tip from the for the 17 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:46.599 Holidays. When your uncle comes in and his sweater and there's pills on it, 18 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:49.400 for all you hipsters with your ironic, ugly Christmas sweaters, light it 19 00:01:49.480 --> 00:01:53.519 up, holiday to remember, light it up, and then all the light 20 00:01:53.799 --> 00:02:00.359 use fire to get rid of the pills. It is true. Really, 21 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:04.159 No, we're here. No, I don't wear sweaters. I haven't heard 22 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.719 it. No, it sounds totally like I like it as a tip. 23 00:02:06.959 --> 00:02:09.560 I had never heard it, just as Brad. Never actually try that term. 24 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:14.360 But YouTube it or something. I'm sure there's something out there. Turned 25 00:02:14.439 --> 00:02:17.919 safe search off. Always turn safe search off. Any We do it all 26 00:02:19.000 --> 00:02:23.840 right the weekend. How's your weekend? It's all right. I play an 27 00:02:23.840 --> 00:02:25.639 Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. Wait, what did you do? That? Wasn't video 28 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:29.919 games this weekend? Have you been keeping up with your Rosetta Stone. I 29 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:32.639 did not engage in the Rosetta Stone this weekend. You know, we've now 30 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:38.960 been invited to another language software. We have the people, the people behind 31 00:02:39.000 --> 00:02:43.960 the dragon naturally speaking road to me this. Those people are still around. 32 00:02:44.680 --> 00:02:47.560 Holy crap, they've been around for like fifteen years. But they're not they're 33 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:57.599 not learning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dude, I had it. 34 00:02:57.719 --> 00:03:00.000 It's recognition. I don't think it's forigns no, like no, but they're 35 00:03:00.080 --> 00:03:05.560 no like text speech, no speech synthesis. Maybe, but the ship man 36 00:03:05.599 --> 00:03:12.360 that's been around since like doctor SPATESO. But I totally remember having a copy 37 00:03:12.400 --> 00:03:17.039 of that somehow, somehow, and then being like I found a copy this 38 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:21.080 time, found it in the woods, and then like I can't get this 39 00:03:21.159 --> 00:03:28.560 to UNRAR properly, like oh, this one's passwordy only fourteenth one two motherfuck 40 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:31.599 fifty two. Uh, and near killed him and then it totally it wasn't 41 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:36.159 for that horse who knows, and and then it totally never worked properly. 42 00:03:36.199 --> 00:03:39.039 So maybe we should go check in on Dragon Naturally speaking. So they've gotten 43 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:42.840 their act together in the last I feel like that game in a half. 44 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:46.479 Well, when we start our like linguistic wiki database site, then maybe we 45 00:03:46.520 --> 00:03:50.400 can devote a little more resources to the source. I don't know how we're 46 00:03:50.400 --> 00:03:53.360 supposed to start our Game of the Year deliberations without Dragon the Dragon naturally speaking, 47 00:03:53.400 --> 00:03:58.479 So I don't feel comfortable the most recent additions. Yeah, so no, 48 00:03:58.960 --> 00:04:02.639 my Rosetta didn't due diligence, gentlemen. But in the substitution I played 49 00:04:02.840 --> 00:04:06.039 some more exercassent screwed in Italian at you haven't playing, continue to play in 50 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:10.159 Italian. I also went to the House a Prime Rib, which to the 51 00:04:10.159 --> 00:04:16.240 Hoopah, Yeah, the Hopper Supper, the Hopper Man. I love that 52 00:04:16.279 --> 00:04:20.199 place because you go in and then you get the menu. It's like really 53 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:23.720 really just like you're gonna get the fucking prime rib, right, Well, 54 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:26.600 that's all it's on there. So it's like the what size do you want? 55 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:29.199 That's pretty much it, all of it. Yeah, And so that's 56 00:04:29.199 --> 00:04:30.600 what I said. I said, give me the King cut and then I 57 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:33.360 got it and just said why do you do this to yourself? And I 58 00:04:33.399 --> 00:04:35.680 said, I don't know why. How much of it is fat? Like 59 00:04:35.720 --> 00:04:40.160 that's that's so I've stopped. I used to prime rib is typically what I 60 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:42.480 order anywhere at time. I go to any kind of steak thing anyway, 61 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:45.199 anywhere, and I'm trying to move away from it because you always end up 62 00:04:45.240 --> 00:04:47.360 with a pile of fat, a huge pile of fat. He was like, 63 00:04:47.399 --> 00:04:49.560 man, I'm paying so much for this pile of fat. Why don't 64 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:54.680 I just get a pile of fat a better cut of meat. Yeah, 65 00:04:54.920 --> 00:04:59.959 I really I like the fat like that. It's delicious with a little bit 66 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.560 fat when you're cutting it and stuff. But I don't cream spinish. It's 67 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:06.639 it's why I always end up ordering like just the whatever, the crazy leanest 68 00:05:06.720 --> 00:05:12.240 like I always just get a flame and young because like, I don't hate. 69 00:05:10.600 --> 00:05:14.040 I eat the whole thing. And it was expensive, but it was 70 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.399 amazing. It's like this this weird little plug of meat. That's that's you 71 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:21.079 don't have to cut around anything, cut around what do you cut? Yeah, 72 00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:25.240 cut the meat off and then throw that to the all that grizzle man 73 00:05:25.439 --> 00:05:29.399 mazard. Hey we went we went out and got steaks on Friday night with 74 00:05:29.600 --> 00:05:31.199 with Adam. No he didn't after the show and what No he didn't. 75 00:05:31.600 --> 00:05:34.800 No one got steaks. Well I got a prime rib. That's that's. 76 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:38.199 Oh, I guess you did get he obviously he got the right he got 77 00:05:38.199 --> 00:05:40.360 the fridge tip. I got it. I got a chop man. I 78 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:44.720 got a park chop. Delicious, nice thick park chop. God damn that 79 00:05:44.759 --> 00:05:46.160 was that was. That was a good ass pork chop. It was. 80 00:05:46.240 --> 00:05:47.920 It was great prime rib. But at the end of it, I was 81 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:50.199 left with all this stuff on the plate. I was like, oh that's 82 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:56.759 right, yeah, leftover pile. That was good. But that was nice 83 00:05:56.800 --> 00:06:00.839 meal. So I'm stuffed. Still, you're still feeling the your House Prime 84 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:02.360 Ary. I've only been once and it was it was pretty good. It's 85 00:06:02.360 --> 00:06:05.600 pretty good. It's expensive, but but it's also I don't know, it's 86 00:06:05.600 --> 00:06:10.680 not far from the Ruths, and I kind of like the Ruths. Yeah, 87 00:06:11.000 --> 00:06:15.120 I don't like Ruths because I feel like it's a little more cheney. 88 00:06:15.279 --> 00:06:17.360 Absolutely, like, well I'm here. Oh sure, the House Prime rib 89 00:06:17.439 --> 00:06:20.120 is a unique thing. Yeah, and absolutely I think you have to go, 90 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:25.079 but I think I just you prefer I still haven't had a better chop 91 00:06:25.120 --> 00:06:29.560 though, than when we went to the the the Presidio Social Club that that 92 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:31.600 early. I don't even know if you guys know you guys weren't even you 93 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:35.759 guys, weren't even employees were Oh yeah, was at the first Christmas party 94 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:40.399 I was before that. I don't even remember what the occasion was. It 95 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:46.439 was, Hey, isn't this Yeah, but I had, yeah, porch 96 00:06:46.480 --> 00:06:51.480 shop to end all pork chops there good and I don't know, like it's 97 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:55.720 one of those things where you you like, Like with the steaks, you 98 00:06:55.800 --> 00:06:59.040 wonder like where are they getting their meat? Because I can't find I can't 99 00:06:59.040 --> 00:07:03.160 find something. You gotta manually. Yeah, that's yeah. No, butcher's 100 00:07:03.160 --> 00:07:08.680 gonna cut you that kind of chop as a good chop pork chops. I 101 00:07:08.720 --> 00:07:12.399 don't like lamb. You don't like lambs. Game for me? Lamb? 102 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:15.879 We get huge on lamb. I'll eat lamb, but I'm not. Well, 103 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:18.199 here's the thing. You gotta cut it with something you got, you 104 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:21.120 gotta mix it with. Yeah. Yeah, the taste is a little like 105 00:07:21.560 --> 00:07:27.160 yeah, like a well, and it depends like the us, like with 106 00:07:27.319 --> 00:07:30.399 like with the pork chops, Like you can't just go to a store and 107 00:07:30.439 --> 00:07:33.079 buy their lamb. Like you need good like proper farm lamb. You can't 108 00:07:33.079 --> 00:07:38.360 just have factory lamb. It's not gonna be any good any places here to 109 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:41.480 raise lamb. So I to eat a shitload of lamb. Take it, 110 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:44.000 take a lot of it, and keep the baby lamb in a little dark 111 00:07:44.000 --> 00:07:46.639 box and grind it up. No, we weren't making, we weren't making. 112 00:07:46.959 --> 00:07:49.800 Yeah, slips right off the bone, slips right off the bone, 113 00:07:49.839 --> 00:07:53.680 no matter how you kill them. I believe me. Yeah, did you 114 00:07:53.680 --> 00:07:56.399 ever butcher an animal? I was there when we were doing it, but 115 00:07:56.759 --> 00:08:00.240 no, I never I never had to end one myself. But's yeah, 116 00:08:00.279 --> 00:08:07.399 seeing like a pile of sheep bleeding out in the in the absolutely and then 117 00:08:07.480 --> 00:08:09.519 and then like the butcher dude rolls up. You know, we don't actually 118 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:13.480 dress it down ourselves or anything. We're just raising him and then slaughtering him 119 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:16.040 and taking taking the meat. But then when the butcher guy shows up, 120 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:20.759 the guy who has the big fucking sharpest shit knife, he just like walks 121 00:08:20.800 --> 00:08:24.600 and he walks right up to them and just like and like does his his 122 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.759 cheap whisperer thing, and he like just like gets in their mind. Then 123 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:33.799 walks up and just pulls out the knife. And then right yeah, and 124 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:35.159 then when you let him kick it out and bleed it out because it's it's 125 00:08:35.159 --> 00:08:37.759 easier to get the blood out that way. And then he's got his truck 126 00:08:37.799 --> 00:08:41.879 and he like has a hook that comes out the back of and he dresses 127 00:08:41.879 --> 00:08:43.399 it down right there on the fields right off. Oh yeah, you get 128 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:48.000 to sit there. That was the most fascinating part, where and stuff and 129 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:50.840 garbage bag takes it with him he's got his he's got his dog that's there, 130 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:54.879 and he does with those. He doesn't like to talk about it. 131 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:56.919 The happiest dog in the world. Let me tell you the dog that that 132 00:08:58.039 --> 00:09:03.080 rolls around with the butcher truck that I don't know. Yeah, you would 133 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:03.960 put it all in a big bucket and then it would go in the back 134 00:09:05.000 --> 00:09:09.120 of the truck, separate from the sheep obviously, but I feel like they 135 00:09:09.399 --> 00:09:13.440 make people. I'll feel comb hot dogs kill an animal, Like if you 136 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:16.399 if you decide to like commit to eating meat, like you know what, 137 00:09:16.559 --> 00:09:18.559 everybody here's do you have your card this year? Did you slaughter something? 138 00:09:18.840 --> 00:09:22.759 Kill something? Because I feel like there's a good perspective. You gotta be 139 00:09:22.759 --> 00:09:26.159 like, like, I totally agree with the eating meat. I'm down to 140 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:28.879 do it. Because I mostly came up around like dairy operations, so it 141 00:09:28.919 --> 00:09:31.480 wasn't a whole lot of like animals getting slaughtered. It was more just like 142 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:35.440 cow's getting milked and that stuff. But sometimes yeah, something you'd be like, 143 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:41.720 yo, it's time. No, Like when we first started doing that. 144 00:09:41.759 --> 00:09:45.200 It was definitely for me one of those like I have to decide, 145 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:48.200 like am I am okay with this? And I'm like, in fact, 146 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.639 I am more okay with it now because I've I've been there. I was 147 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:58.519 in the ship. Yeah, slaughtering animals kind of messier than you'd think. 148 00:09:58.559 --> 00:10:01.240 Actually, not bad as you think, because we you know, we had 149 00:10:01.240 --> 00:10:03.039 done chickens before that, and that's fun because you get to see him run 150 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:07.320 around afterwards and try and do racist. It's about savage like farm. Thing 151 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:11.799 I ever encountered personally was the weird little like super thick, super tight rubber 152 00:10:11.840 --> 00:10:13.799 bands that use a castrated bows or whatever. Oh no, we would use 153 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:20.399 those on on the tails for the sheep and also on the on the balls. 154 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:24.840 Just the just seeing how super like and then and tight these these bands 155 00:10:24.879 --> 00:10:30.240 were imagining that process, you like, and well and then the yeah, 156 00:10:30.279 --> 00:10:31.080 the device you have to use to get it on there, No, that's 157 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:37.120 that touch rad You ever butcher something? Nope? Now then squirrel at hunters 158 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:43.159 in my family, a lot of yes, would you yourself? Never never, 159 00:10:43.240 --> 00:10:46.639 never engaged in the practice of definitely enjoyed the spoils though. Oh sure, 160 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:50.039 it has a lot of deer hunting going on. Yeah, I'm not 161 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:52.759 a huge leg venison guy. We had we had venison one time. Sure, 162 00:10:54.600 --> 00:10:56.200 speaking speaking of meats, you gotta cut with other meats. Yeah, 163 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:01.279 Nicon Malone would not make a good bird, definitely, But it's one of 164 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:03.159 those things. Do you mix it? Like? So I was, I 165 00:11:03.240 --> 00:11:05.840 was having some turkish through this weekend, getting getting some wraps on, some 166 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.399 donor on and they do like a you know, a beef and lamb mix. 167 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:13.159 It's it's really good because you know, you get a little bit of 168 00:11:13.159 --> 00:11:16.519 the lamb, a little bit of the flavor on the lamb, but cut 169 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:20.919 it with some something more bob. Anyway, anyway, Brotherhood's done. Put 170 00:11:20.919 --> 00:11:24.120 a ball on its screen. Brotherhood, you put it back in the box, 171 00:11:24.200 --> 00:11:28.200 back on the shelf. I did castrate it and open put the rubber 172 00:11:28.200 --> 00:11:31.679 band arounds ball game. Great experience. I did a little multiplayer and then 173 00:11:31.720 --> 00:11:37.200 I got all the single player achievements and I don't think I will be revisiting 174 00:11:37.240 --> 00:11:43.039 it anytime soon. But you don't know about the DLC plans, do I 175 00:11:43.159 --> 00:11:46.240 not? No? Okay, no, not really. There's a weird unlock. 176 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:48.519 I know. I know they're gonna release one at least or they're gonna 177 00:11:48.519 --> 00:11:52.440 release at least two. Did you know that there are like cheats and stuff 178 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:54.759 that you can enable in that game. I had no idea, like if 179 00:11:54.759 --> 00:11:58.960 you one hundred percent certain sequences you can get like Jasmine's skin, and like 180 00:11:58.120 --> 00:12:03.360 there's also like turn horses into unicorns or something like that, like weird, 181 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:05.799 weird stuff that I don't know, weird. I hadn't know. I had 182 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:09.320 no weird. But why would you think that would be in that game? 183 00:12:09.399 --> 00:12:11.440 Oh and Jeff, I figured out you were complaining last week about having the 184 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:16.039 ulti year clothes on the entire time. Yeah. Yeah, it was like 185 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:18.039 an X button for like unequipped rather than they have to like go to that 186 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:20.519 thing and unequipped or something like that. Yeah, it's like it's not intuitive, 187 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:22.840 but you have to reload it. I think. I think, well, 188 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:26.559 it's when you hit it. It's like, hey, any unsafe progress 189 00:12:26.639 --> 00:12:30.799 will be which that game says NonStop, like almost everything you do is any 190 00:12:31.399 --> 00:12:33.639 I guess it's a good it's good point in any to bring this up like 191 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:37.080 that needs to They need to give you the option to save it when like 192 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:41.240 that stuff happens, because so many games say that, like and you're not 193 00:12:41.279 --> 00:12:43.279 really sure what it really means, or like when I don't know when the 194 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:46.039 last time to save because you're just an autosave kind of game. I can't 195 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:52.240 hard save any time. Just remember last time, the little little so just 196 00:12:52.240 --> 00:12:56.399 give me an option that's like, hey, any unsaved progress will not be 197 00:12:56.480 --> 00:13:03.399 saved. Appeared and break dance. I can't really remember when that was your 198 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:07.519 auto save icon, because I will remember that every time. Well you, 199 00:13:07.960 --> 00:13:09.960 I'll have a different routine for every time it shows up. How was the 200 00:13:11.080 --> 00:13:13.200 has to load the thing to save, you know, has to load the 201 00:13:13.200 --> 00:13:18.840 the save icon, and that just slows everything down. Yeah, anyway, 202 00:13:18.840 --> 00:13:20.519 brother, you want peace of mind, it's gonna cost you a right, 203 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:24.240 fair enough. Just tell me free to mate free all right, these colors 204 00:13:24.240 --> 00:13:28.480 don't run, Just tell me, just say I think you got I think 205 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.759 that's I think you got that wrong. Like Muscle, would you like to 206 00:13:31.960 --> 00:13:37.279 save shalom peewee? There needs there, There does need to be just like 207 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:41.440 the well, you know, Fable three for all of its other faults. 208 00:13:41.720 --> 00:13:43.639 Whenever you quit, it's like, all right, save and quit. Yeah, 209 00:13:45.080 --> 00:13:46.120 give me one of those. Like Borderlands is really good, just says 210 00:13:46.159 --> 00:13:50.000 your progress will be saved, Like all right, good cool? That was 211 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:52.879 you know what? Having played that game recently, that was so refreshing to 212 00:13:52.919 --> 00:13:54.879 see that, because every single game it's always are you sure you want to 213 00:13:54.960 --> 00:13:58.919 quit? All unsaved progress? Will? Why don't you just fucking save it? 214 00:14:00.039 --> 00:14:01.600 I have a game just straight up say hey, go ahead, everything's 215 00:14:01.600 --> 00:14:03.759 fine. But even just say, like even if they need to say, 216 00:14:03.840 --> 00:14:07.360 like would you like to save it from the last checkpoint or like would you 217 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:09.840 like to save it from the start of this level, because I sometimes they 218 00:14:09.919 --> 00:14:13.320 just have no idea, Like fuck, I don't know. I collected two 219 00:14:13.320 --> 00:14:16.679 flags since I think I saved. You save everything because I don't know when 220 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:22.240 you save. Yeah. In Assassin's Creed, I specifically became super aware of 221 00:14:22.279 --> 00:14:26.159 whenever the little icon was up because of Because of those issues, I never 222 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:30.120 lost any progress nothing. I think it saves all the time, but I 223 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:31.440 would. I would to make sure. I would jump out of the animals 224 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:35.480 because I'm like, man needs to save now, right, Like sometimes I 225 00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:37.039 don't know when it's loading or saving because I think it's a similar icon. 226 00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:41.879 Yeah, maybe I'm wrong. Anyway, Great, when it's loading, you're 227 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:45.399 in like fun land alternate space. But it's also a thing too, like 228 00:14:45.480 --> 00:14:46.960 the loading in that game is fun. I always take on my sword to 229 00:14:46.960 --> 00:14:52.080 throw it like I don't know, ye throw my sword? Do they still 230 00:14:52.120 --> 00:14:56.639 do the like dick around and yeah, totally just likes run around jump. 231 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:01.440 I don't like mortgage than spend more time digging around in computer land in this 232 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:05.360 game than you do in the other two. The yeah, well, I 233 00:15:05.399 --> 00:15:09.720 mean there's whole levels, there's the whole virtual thing where you just they just 234 00:15:09.840 --> 00:15:16.120 made it levels that exist in computers. Themissions, yesions, Well, let 235 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:18.080 me ask you. Did you say you got all of the multiplayer achievements? 236 00:15:18.360 --> 00:15:24.360 No single player. I accidentally got like one multiplayer achievement, which actually was 237 00:15:24.399 --> 00:15:33.360 worse than not getting any of them, because it was I got the you 238 00:15:33.480 --> 00:15:37.480 got the hay Stack achievement for multiplayer, the one that I got on p 239 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:41.399 S three during T and T last week. So I was like, fuck, 240 00:15:41.559 --> 00:15:46.240 I got I finally did the thing and got it, but not not 241 00:15:46.480 --> 00:15:48.840 not on your profile pile out, not on the system that I have all 242 00:15:48.879 --> 00:15:52.480 my points on. So I like, shit, my multiplayer is interesting. 243 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:58.320 Uh, it's interesting. It is, it's interesting, and it's profoundly flawed, 244 00:15:58.759 --> 00:16:07.440 like I profoundly it's it's it has serious issues with priority about certain actions. 245 00:16:07.200 --> 00:16:12.200 Yes, uh, and some of those priorities can make it frustrating, 246 00:16:12.240 --> 00:16:15.240 can make it seem kind of unfair, like fuck I pressed the button or 247 00:16:15.320 --> 00:16:18.720 I was totally getting away. Yeah, And it might just be a sense 248 00:16:18.759 --> 00:16:22.399 of like perception, or it could just be that you know, it's favoring 249 00:16:22.440 --> 00:16:25.679 this act a whole lot more than this other one. Could be la, 250 00:16:26.799 --> 00:16:27.360 it could be Yeah, it could be issues. I mean, I think 251 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:30.759 that's probably what it is. Is like in cases where it doesn't know because 252 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:34.919 of lag, it's favoring one thing more than another. I say, it's 253 00:16:34.919 --> 00:16:40.039 definitely like call of duty knife syndrome or call of duty kill cam syndrome of 254 00:16:40.080 --> 00:16:42.759 like, dude, that's totally not what I saw what this was happening. 255 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:48.120 The network saw something different than what that one of the clients did. I 256 00:16:48.200 --> 00:16:52.240 kind of do wish that they gave you a little bit of an opportunity to 257 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:56.759 escape an assassination once you know the dude is about to assassinate you, Like 258 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.840 if you can get like an ex prompt real quick and you hit it, 259 00:17:00.879 --> 00:17:02.879 and then it might go back and forth for like a second, Like it 260 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:06.480 does have that whole B button humiliated thing. But that's but that's tough. 261 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:08.839 The timing on. It is really tough. Once you get the smoke bomb, 262 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:11.880 you can break that. I feel like that really opens. Like I 263 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:15.400 was, I was humiliating a lot of dudes after I unlocked that and started 264 00:17:15.400 --> 00:17:18.440 figuring out how to use it. Like those Yeah, those those perks or 265 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:22.759 whatever they call them, those those extra abilities, like I thinks they make 266 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:26.000 then, Yeah, they make a huge difference. But yeah, I think 267 00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:29.599 they can. I think that the multiplayer is interesting, as you said, 268 00:17:29.640 --> 00:17:33.519 and I think that it has potential to be expanded on in the future. 269 00:17:33.680 --> 00:17:37.160 Yeah, And like the way they kind of capture at least some of the 270 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:40.839 single player and that multiplayer. I can't imagine it was an easy task and 271 00:17:40.880 --> 00:17:44.000 I feel like it we we kind of discussed the sum during T and T 272 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:48.240 last week, but I feel like it has a it has a tone that 273 00:17:48.319 --> 00:17:52.839 no other multiplayer game does as far as deliberate, like the just the yeah, 274 00:17:52.880 --> 00:17:56.519 the the kind of tension that it creates, and the speed that it 275 00:17:56.559 --> 00:18:00.880 operates on, and just kind of the you know, the secular dynamic of 276 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:03.440 it all. Like you know, every every game is you're hunting someone who's 277 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:07.119 hunting someone who's hunting someone, but it's never this specific yeah, well do 278 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.880 they ask you, do you guys think this thing has staying power the multiplayer 279 00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:14.039 or like will it be in the next iteration. Let's say a person were 280 00:18:14.160 --> 00:18:17.680 to play through the first two assassind three games. I think people the next 281 00:18:17.759 --> 00:18:19.039 like say, two months, people will still be playing. Yeah, I 282 00:18:19.039 --> 00:18:22.839 think so. I think so. I think so on the off chance that 283 00:18:22.920 --> 00:18:25.279 it's dead, just like you can't even get a game going. Yeah, 284 00:18:25.319 --> 00:18:27.079 if a person works here, get Brotherhood and just play the single player and 285 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:32.000 then never touch it again, would that still the satisfactory? Put about thirty 286 00:18:32.000 --> 00:18:34.160 two hours and really single players, so you could pretend this multiplayers not even 287 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:37.640 there and this game is still awesome. Absolutely, Okay, Yeah, that's 288 00:18:37.640 --> 00:18:40.359 cool. That's all I needed to hear. I don't know if you'd kind 289 00:18:40.400 --> 00:18:41.519 of thing is is like the multiplayer At a point it's like, oh, 290 00:18:41.640 --> 00:18:45.039 bonus, because I already got a full on, like really good, because 291 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:48.000 I feel like that is a legitimate concern. It's probably gonna take me like 292 00:18:48.039 --> 00:18:51.599 two or three months to get through that other stuff and and get this. 293 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:53.680 But I would also say it's probably your best interest to take a break after 294 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:57.400 Assassin's Screed two before jumping into like one to two is such a lape, 295 00:18:57.480 --> 00:19:00.640 but two to Brotherhood is my more incremental. Yeah, like you're in the 296 00:19:00.680 --> 00:19:04.359 scene, like you might get a little burned out, especially if you're trying 297 00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:10.839 to everything. Sure, well, I found like when I played through Uncharted 298 00:19:10.880 --> 00:19:14.559 two, I hadn't played Uncharted one and I was gonna review Uncharted two, 299 00:19:14.599 --> 00:19:17.240 so I literally played them back to back, Like I finished Uncharted one on 300 00:19:17.319 --> 00:19:19.880 like Saturday morning and cracked into two in that afternoon. Like you can really 301 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:23.960 really appreciate the contrast and the improvement, like when you have them run up 302 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:26.720 and yeah, so I would be I would love to hear, you know, 303 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:30.839 get back to me when you go from Creed one. That's the thing 304 00:19:30.839 --> 00:19:33.119 you guys keep telling me not to play one, Like that's kind of why 305 00:19:33.160 --> 00:19:37.240 I want to, Like I want to see in start relief, like exactly 306 00:19:37.319 --> 00:19:40.240 what I think you should play one, but not at the cost of of 307 00:19:40.359 --> 00:19:44.960 never playing Brotherhood. Like if you if you're never gonna play one because it's 308 00:19:45.000 --> 00:19:48.960 so tedious to get through, I feel like you should get just jump into 309 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:51.799 two. Oh yeah, I don't think you need to finish Assassin's Creed in 310 00:19:51.799 --> 00:19:55.680 Brotherhood or the first Assassin creed Man there are I don't think I could go 311 00:19:55.720 --> 00:19:56.519 back, and I love that series. I don't think I could play one 312 00:19:56.519 --> 00:20:00.599 again. Really Like they just add so many things and brother hood that makes 313 00:20:00.680 --> 00:20:03.680 the game just I mean, it gets really monomous. It's one of the 314 00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:07.680 defining characteristics of the first one is there's like three things you like a third 315 00:20:07.680 --> 00:20:10.799 of the way through it. Okay, then you played that three years. 316 00:20:11.319 --> 00:20:12.599 I couldn't get through it, then you're good. If it doesn't, it 317 00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:15.000 doesn't change. I can't even remember one. But if you can, if 318 00:20:15.000 --> 00:20:18.880 you can kind of critical path and strong arm your way to the end of 319 00:20:18.920 --> 00:20:21.039 one, like you want to do it just for the story. Don't do 320 00:20:21.160 --> 00:20:23.599 this, don't do the side missions. Don't do that. People who through 321 00:20:23.599 --> 00:20:26.359 the story as fast as possible, don't even look at flags, just go 322 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:33.000 uh because yeah, they made smart moves and the iterations of that series. 323 00:20:33.119 --> 00:20:37.039 So so that was the only thing that I feel like they've kind of lost 324 00:20:37.200 --> 00:20:41.039 along the way, and one of the things that I really enjoyed about the 325 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:42.880 first one. I guess they still kind of have it. It's it's just 326 00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:47.680 that they've they've loosened up so many of the restrictions like they've they've made it. 327 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:52.880 They've made that game a lot more stealth optional than initially was. And 328 00:20:53.000 --> 00:20:57.440 I just remember like, because you had your like like ten fifteen targets whoever, 329 00:20:57.480 --> 00:21:02.119 it was like, you have to kill these dudes to the first one 330 00:21:02.160 --> 00:21:07.039 to go yeah, in the very first one. So but it's like like 331 00:21:07.160 --> 00:21:11.440 they're these specific guys that are you know, that are relevant to the story 332 00:21:11.559 --> 00:21:15.480 or whatever, and they have their stronghold or fucking whatever it was. I 333 00:21:15.599 --> 00:21:18.079 really enjoyed that. I enjoyed like because they had these kind of drawn out 334 00:21:18.920 --> 00:21:22.839 like you know, you would stalk them and find them and then but I 335 00:21:22.920 --> 00:21:26.160 blew every one of those Oh they ever stealth to kill the dude, something 336 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:29.920 would happen. Fuck all right, just get running, all right, better 337 00:21:29.960 --> 00:21:32.200 get them, Yeah, get out of here. And I guess yeah, 338 00:21:32.200 --> 00:21:33.440 I guess, Like the elements from that are still in it, but it's 339 00:21:33.559 --> 00:21:37.039 they've made it very commonplace like if now it's just like, oh, there's 340 00:21:37.079 --> 00:21:41.720 the message and then the kills. Yeah, the kills that you need to 341 00:21:41.759 --> 00:21:45.799 do for story purposes. They are not as specific with how they wanted. 342 00:21:45.920 --> 00:21:49.799 Like remember like the lengthy conversations that all tyear would have with the dying person 343 00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:55.640 and all this profound ship that everyone was always too had that I guess a 344 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:59.000 little a little more some of that. This one's more just like rest in 345 00:21:59.079 --> 00:22:00.839 peace. Yeah, yeah, which is all right, because you're killing a 346 00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:08.759 lot of dudes and rescue. It's like two brother Brotherhood, You're just you're 347 00:22:08.839 --> 00:22:11.920 mowing guys down it. Yeah, I guess Brotherhood is so much more about 348 00:22:11.960 --> 00:22:15.119 volume. Plus you've got even with the combat, you've got a gun, 349 00:22:15.240 --> 00:22:18.799 you've got you've got poison dagger, like, you've got a crossbow. You've 350 00:22:18.839 --> 00:22:22.400 got assassins you can call. You up to a dozen assassins that you can 351 00:22:22.519 --> 00:22:25.799 call, and like, so you even never even have to touch the dude. 352 00:22:25.880 --> 00:22:29.160 You're just like I was picking off dudes and calling assassins. By the 353 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:30.799 time I had all my assassins, I was just constantly using that. So 354 00:22:32.079 --> 00:22:36.240 so like on my on my retail playthrough of Brotherhood, I as soon as 355 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:40.920 I basically got just as far in the story stuff as I needed to to 356 00:22:41.079 --> 00:22:45.880 unlock the guild. Yeah, and then just like paid no tangented story stuff 357 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:48.400 for several hours, and it was just like build up all the guys just 358 00:22:48.680 --> 00:22:52.359 yeah, just just build up my guild so that I had nothing, but 359 00:22:52.559 --> 00:22:56.599 like you know, level ten or whatever level stab assassins. I will say 360 00:22:56.640 --> 00:23:02.759 this about Brotherhood. They do a poor job of isolating you into the areas 361 00:23:02.799 --> 00:23:07.880 that only you can visit. Like they show stuff on the map that you 362 00:23:07.920 --> 00:23:10.319 can't get to because there's areas are locked off. Yeah, and I really 363 00:23:10.359 --> 00:23:12.799 didn't like that, like Borgia towers and stuff like, yeah, oh, 364 00:23:12.839 --> 00:23:17.799 can I open that up? Like I thought it was odd because it seems 365 00:23:17.839 --> 00:23:22.200 like they are only locking off sections that have Borgia towers in them. Yeah, 366 00:23:22.319 --> 00:23:26.079 And I definitely was like of a mindset of like I'm just I just 367 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:30.640 want to go through and knock at all towers. I'm kind of waste of 368 00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:32.720 time to go check it out and be like, oh, there's a fucking 369 00:23:32.799 --> 00:23:34.079 false wall there. Yeah, like the last I only ran into it, 370 00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:37.000 Like there's the last three of all the Borgia towers that you can get. 371 00:23:37.039 --> 00:23:40.640 They're kind of on the outskirts. There's like on the west and kind of 372 00:23:40.920 --> 00:23:44.799 southern sides. Southern sides. But I feel like we've talked about Brotherhood a 373 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.720 lot, but you've but you're done with it. But I'm done with it. 374 00:23:47.799 --> 00:23:51.960 And that was It was a lot of fun. And I've got a 375 00:23:52.079 --> 00:23:56.359 stack of games now that I'm excited to dive into. You've had a stack 376 00:23:56.440 --> 00:24:00.880 of games. I know what's next. I think I go through Enslaved, 377 00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:06.319 worked down the pile. Enslaved is fairly high in my in my similar pile. 378 00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:07.720 Yeah, it's getting on. I don't know. People talk a lot 379 00:24:07.799 --> 00:24:12.319 of a lot of good good smack about that game. Yeah, people say 380 00:24:12.359 --> 00:24:17.119 good things, positive smack, positive smack. I don't know. I played, 381 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:18.039 I played. I played a couple of hours of it, and I 382 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:22.839 thought the controls were a little rough bread, They're a little unwieldy. They're 383 00:24:22.960 --> 00:24:26.920 like they're very animation heavy. Yeah, we're just they're they're not what you'd 384 00:24:26.960 --> 00:24:32.359 be expecting, especially coming out of something Assassin like Assassin's Creed, where the 385 00:24:32.480 --> 00:24:34.480 weird things like I don't know, pushing A to drop down ledges and jump 386 00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:38.359 off of ledges instead of like pushing B, which is like weird, weird 387 00:24:38.440 --> 00:24:41.720 things that just seems strange. I mean, it's not as responsible to some 388 00:24:41.839 --> 00:24:45.480 games, but it doesn't have to be. It doesn't require that of you 389 00:24:45.920 --> 00:24:48.079 necessarily. It's that story. People keep saying, it's really the story and 390 00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:52.640 wait for knock, it's really the characters. I mean, wait, wait 391 00:24:52.720 --> 00:24:56.720 for the character to develop, you know, it's that's that's the strength of 392 00:24:56.759 --> 00:25:00.359 the story is an old story monkey. I mean I've seen Dragon Ball, 393 00:25:00.599 --> 00:25:04.559 I know what? Yeah, you know you know then he's Goku. You're 394 00:25:04.599 --> 00:25:10.599 already there. This is easy, uh, Flying Cloud. The opening sequence 395 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:17.000 is pretty uh yeah, that's it. Brotherhood again, a lot of brother 396 00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:19.279 stuff to play. So Fantastics are you? Are you gonna finish Dead Rising 397 00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:23.839 too? Yes? Ever, I'm gonna finish that stack. The Stack will 398 00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:29.240 get finished, alright, Saboteur will be done. Oh my god, what 399 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:34.000 are you doing? Dante's Inferno will go down at least save the nine games 400 00:25:34.079 --> 00:25:38.759 until after nine eleven. Yeah, I don't know what I'm gonna play during 401 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:45.920 the winter break. Cataclism, I'm done. You're gonna get back into Wow 402 00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.680 I am? I think? I am seriously not. I mean, I 403 00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:49.839 was never in too deep, so I'm thinking I might check it out. 404 00:25:49.839 --> 00:25:52.400 What's your what's your guy at? Do you have a guy? I don't 405 00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:57.720 know. He's a warlock who's like near sixty Okay, so but I want 406 00:25:57.720 --> 00:26:00.440 I'm gonna starting new character I spend a fair amount of time playing Wow, 407 00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:03.160 and I never got out of my fifties. I thought you never got out 408 00:26:03.160 --> 00:26:07.680 of like your thirties. No I did. I did, eventually, I 409 00:26:07.720 --> 00:26:10.079 think I quit it fifty six, Yes, I yes, you did. 410 00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:12.359 I remember. I have vivid memories of those heady days. Right, that's 411 00:26:12.359 --> 00:26:15.519 finally where I am, right, fifties that closing in on sixty. Oh 412 00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:19.279 man, I hit the outlands and that's as far as I got, like 413 00:26:19.880 --> 00:26:22.799 going through there. And you have to be fifty to get in there, 414 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:27.000 right, expansion, Yeah, you have to be fifty eight. No, 415 00:26:27.480 --> 00:26:32.279 yeah, you have fifty eight I think to get into Burninger Sade. But 416 00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:36.079 that also takes like ten minutes now apparently. Yes, yeah, so yeah, 417 00:26:36.440 --> 00:26:38.599 Well it's worth my money, like the monthly to just check out the 418 00:26:38.640 --> 00:26:42.240 starting zones because there's always super fun. So I just I'll pay my what 419 00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:45.960 is it still fifteen bucks a month? Right? Yeah? And you don't 420 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:48.400 have to pay for the new starting zones. You have to pay for the 421 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:52.799 new characters, right, because the whole world is cataclyzed, right, Yes, 422 00:26:53.079 --> 00:26:56.200 you have to. You have to buy the expansion to make one of 423 00:26:56.240 --> 00:26:59.960 the new characters. I don't know if they lock you out of those zones 424 00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:02.559 without the expansion, though I would hope that you could at least go there, 425 00:27:02.960 --> 00:27:04.799 you can't. I don't know. Anyway, I want to check it 426 00:27:04.839 --> 00:27:08.160 out. I think I think Blizzard does a great job with their early game 427 00:27:08.200 --> 00:27:12.160 stuff, and a lot of people would argue they do a great job throughout 428 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:15.599 the whole thing. So I've never seen the lakes Orland's got a big fat 429 00:27:15.720 --> 00:27:18.000 fucking hole in the middle of Yeah. Kind we saw some of that stuff 430 00:27:18.039 --> 00:27:25.440 from the beta and it looks crazy does there's monsters and storm winds, crazy 431 00:27:25.480 --> 00:27:29.119 cultists have taken over. That's no good. So maybe I'll check that out 432 00:27:29.160 --> 00:27:36.039 over over winter brick fantastic and don't Yeah, well, they're redesigning sector spaces 433 00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:41.160 star in Star Trek Online. Hows that going? I don't know. I 434 00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:45.720 wouldn't believe it. Saw picture. I saw a picture the redesigning sector space 435 00:27:45.759 --> 00:27:48.799 to look a little bit more like space, So that's not so much like 436 00:27:48.880 --> 00:27:52.039 a grid, yeah, which I don't know. I kind of liked the 437 00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:55.279 grid. And you can get in there anytime you want, that's right, 438 00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:59.839 and they're waiting for me whenever I needed. Sector space is not what was 439 00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:03.960 wrong with Star Trek Online. No, no, that was that was not 440 00:28:03.079 --> 00:28:07.920 the thing. It was like, okay, everybody, the stillar cartography section 441 00:28:07.960 --> 00:28:10.920 of the game was not the broken bart about Star Trek Online. So how 442 00:28:11.000 --> 00:28:15.160 was your weekend rating in Star Trek Online? Jeff, excuse great. No, 443 00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:17.720 I don't know. I don't think. I actually don't think I played 444 00:28:17.720 --> 00:28:21.279 any games over the last week. I'm sitting here trying to think. I 445 00:28:21.319 --> 00:28:23.839 don't played some nailed for that you were, I know you were sick. 446 00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:29.880 That was just over the weekend. So I definitely I did not play any 447 00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:32.799 games over the weekend. Tell me about being sick this weekend. You take 448 00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:36.119 some Nike will I did? Uh? Yeah, I started feeling bad when 449 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:41.279 we're driving home on Friday night, and then and then sure enough, Yeah, 450 00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:45.680 I don't know. It's all been Uh, it's all been sinus stuff. 451 00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:48.400 Nothing really too major beyond that, just kind of feeling crappy. So 452 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:52.599 it's been laying a low, drinking a lot of fluids, soup. It 453 00:28:52.680 --> 00:28:55.680 seemed like it was. It seemed like it was hitting everyone this weekend. 454 00:28:55.960 --> 00:28:59.880 I was getting scared because I was in close proximity to people who would get 455 00:29:00.000 --> 00:29:02.359 I don't think we're out of the woods yet. No, definitely not. 456 00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:07.079 No. I am As of Sunday, I was convinced that I'm incubating right 457 00:29:07.119 --> 00:29:10.720 now, maybe in you right now. I'm pretty sure it's in me. 458 00:29:10.960 --> 00:29:14.759 Yeah, I'm just waiting for it to expose itself, and I'm like, 459 00:29:15.559 --> 00:29:19.880 I'm sick now it's in you, damn all right. It's that that's the 460 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:23.079 worst feeling when it dawns on you and there's like thirty minutes of denial, 461 00:29:25.000 --> 00:29:27.480 No, this is not happening. Maybe take some sick, but it's even 462 00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:32.400 just like it's just that little that twinge up in the sinus, just like 463 00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:34.960 you swallow once you go swallow, was a little sharp. I like, 464 00:29:36.119 --> 00:29:38.039 yeah, the scratch in the back of a little bit, a little sores 465 00:29:38.079 --> 00:29:41.559 around there, Like I have been fucking exhausted today, God damn it. 466 00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:45.799 You know when that happened to me last on your way to Tokyo the day 467 00:29:45.839 --> 00:29:48.839 of the GSL finals, literally like six hours before the finals, I was 468 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:52.279 like, the fun I am getting sick, Like perfect storm of factors going 469 00:29:52.359 --> 00:29:56.680 on there. Well, flying to Tokyo, that's a good way to get 470 00:29:56.759 --> 00:30:03.839 sick, I don't or right, indeed, whatever Tokyo, Korea. Yeah, 471 00:30:03.200 --> 00:30:07.319 yeah, I guess I played some of the Marvel pinball tables that are 472 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.319 coming out this week. You guess it might have happened. I know that 473 00:30:11.440 --> 00:30:15.440 that happened. Yeah, yeah, we did that quick. Look you have 474 00:30:15.559 --> 00:30:18.519 achievements. Something happened with that. Yeah, those are those are pretty good 475 00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:22.359 tables. Uh. It's kind of weird how they're doing that where it's just 476 00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:26.799 like a it's a download for three sixty as a as a pinball effects to 477 00:30:26.920 --> 00:30:30.119 add on, but on PS and it's going to be its own standalone things. 478 00:30:30.319 --> 00:30:33.559 Pinball Fix exists on platforms other than I feel like that's a PC thing 479 00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:37.880 too, right, No, no, it's it's just three six. Yeah. 480 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:44.200 They have Zen Pinball on on the PlayStation network. Sit someone from Zen 481 00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:47.759 down and like, what the fuck is up with all of your brands, 482 00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:52.359 because like they have like eighteen different mini golf things like in the same the 483 00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:55.839 same fashion. They're local m yeah, we can go. Well is that 484 00:30:55.920 --> 00:30:57.599 the name of the company, Zen Studios? Yeah, right right, yeah, 485 00:30:57.599 --> 00:31:00.000 they're yeah, we get him in here. I always assumed that they 486 00:31:00.000 --> 00:31:03.839 were European. Yeah, I would make the same assumption, but no, 487 00:31:04.039 --> 00:31:08.519 especially because some of the voice stuff in some of those tables and pinball X 488 00:31:08.640 --> 00:31:12.319 one tables. I mean, just because their base here doesn't mean a good 489 00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:15.480 point. Maybe I should say some some element of their businesses based here. 490 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:19.079 I'm not sure that the whole company is. How are those don't start in 491 00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:23.200 fighting them here? For God's sake? They're pretty good. Uh yeah, 492 00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:26.319 I don't know, they're pretty good. The Blade table, I think it's 493 00:31:26.359 --> 00:31:30.519 probably the best of the four because it has a day night cycle, which 494 00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:33.960 is crazy. What happens at night? Vampires come out, vampires happen that 495 00:31:34.440 --> 00:31:41.920 Dracula turns into a disco tech. Oh that's pretty cool. Yeah, I 496 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:45.759 can see that big old, big old disco ball just because it comes down. 497 00:31:45.440 --> 00:31:48.759 Has he has he been incarcerated yet? Yes? I think it's this 498 00:31:48.960 --> 00:31:51.640 with this week or last week or something he finally had to report. Is 499 00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:57.920 he he's convicted? Yeah, and all this stuff Wesley snips gone to law 500 00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:02.240 jail. It's the worst. They say, what jail he's going to? 501 00:32:04.000 --> 00:32:07.480 Is it like the security or some to San Quentin. I don't know, 502 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:10.960 he knows all that martial arts stuff. Whatever. They're not gonna put him 503 00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:15.000 in general. No, I mean that's that's the thing that always annoys me 504 00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:17.759 whenever it's like, you know, the celebrity's going to jails, like they're 505 00:32:17.799 --> 00:32:22.640 not fucking they're not going to like shitty, hardcore bad jail. They're going 506 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:28.319 to like soft ass jail. What is it? I wouldn't make that assumption. 507 00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:30.920 What is it the grants them that accommodation a good lawyer, what they 508 00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:34.680 don't want him even killed in jail? Yeah, is that really the concern. 509 00:32:34.839 --> 00:32:38.319 I'm sure it's a big serbants probably general. Yeah, it's gonna make 510 00:32:38.359 --> 00:32:43.599 everyone act all crazy, all crazier than they would normally, Like if you're 511 00:32:43.599 --> 00:32:45.799 a convict and you've got it your ship right, because this is jail talk, 512 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:49.920 and then you you see Wesley Snipes there and you go, I'm gonna 513 00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:53.319 kill Wesley Snipes unless you get me out of here. And then not even 514 00:32:53.359 --> 00:32:57.720 that, just like I'm gonna kill him to up my stake in this prison 515 00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:00.519 so that people don't fuck with me because they know I murdered Wesley Snipes. 516 00:33:00.640 --> 00:33:06.880 Also, you know how many people want to call me past act now motherfucker 517 00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:09.200 act now. So yeah, it's it's not just for these celebrity's sake, 518 00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:15.599 But you know but I don't not to say that being is anything to scoff 519 00:33:15.680 --> 00:33:20.079 at, but it's still it's not. I don't know. I don't know. 520 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:23.079 It's not gonna be blood and blood out for Wesley Snips. I would 521 00:33:23.119 --> 00:33:28.160 love to watch Wesley Snipes and a remake of blood and blood Out. I 522 00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:31.000 think I didn't I read the little way and went in the hole. He 523 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:36.079 ended up in solitary for a week or two. Sound like fun, yeah, 524 00:33:36.119 --> 00:33:37.720 but solitary. Yeah. I always wondered that, Like, I know, 525 00:33:37.920 --> 00:33:40.359 I know, probably it's probably not good. I've read some first had 526 00:33:42.559 --> 00:33:45.440 sounds like the worst thing, Like is the sensory deprivation? Is that the 527 00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:50.200 worst car? Because I don't mind being by myself for long periods of time, 528 00:33:51.160 --> 00:33:53.240 I ust to find something about sensory deprivation to be really intriguing. I 529 00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:57.400 don't know, Like you think you just couldn't sleep it off, just like 530 00:33:57.519 --> 00:34:00.680 I don't know I'm gonna sleep for a couple of days. I think you 531 00:34:00.839 --> 00:34:02.200 just go crazy. You'd wake up and not know if it was day or 532 00:34:02.279 --> 00:34:04.920 night. You wouldn't know. Yeah, I don't know. I wouldn't know 533 00:34:04.960 --> 00:34:08.800 when to sleep, But eventually you wake up. So that's kind of how 534 00:34:08.840 --> 00:34:10.760 I was this weekend. Yeah, I don't know, Like I spent a 535 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:15.800 lot of time, just kind of like on Lockdown, ripping a bunch of 536 00:34:15.880 --> 00:34:20.039 DVDs and TV shows and stuff to watch them a boxy box. What's been 537 00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:23.480 real easy to lose your your day your day night cycle here lately. Yeah, 538 00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:25.920 just because of the weather. Yeah, weather, it's been dark all 539 00:34:27.000 --> 00:34:32.760 day. Yeah, it's been it's been dark. Bress shoemaker, Hey, 540 00:34:34.559 --> 00:34:38.239 maybe you could save us from this, the dull drums, this low key 541 00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:44.239 down ass podcast. Video games, Yeah, video game for fuck you tell 542 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.119 me about it? Played me some Viva God damn Panada. Oh you would't 543 00:34:47.119 --> 00:34:51.559 got the ninety nine cent deal nine nine cents for the games to win those 544 00:34:51.639 --> 00:34:52.719 live version That's right, it was bought it. It was a dollar. 545 00:34:52.760 --> 00:34:58.480 I did too, dollars, the original, not the newer one on games 546 00:34:58.599 --> 00:35:01.760 Winners, Games Winners Lives running weekend deal. I gotta I gotta hand it. 547 00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:06.159 I gotta hand at the Microsoft, like they needed a way to get 548 00:35:06.199 --> 00:35:08.400 some eyes on this relaunch of their store. Yeah, they figured it out. 549 00:35:08.599 --> 00:35:10.480 Well they all games for a dollar. Well, and yeah, it 550 00:35:10.599 --> 00:35:14.159 was like was it like the original BioShock was like five bucks. A couple 551 00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:15.320 of weeks ago, that one was a dollar. I bought that one too. 552 00:35:16.599 --> 00:35:21.599 Achievements for the Yeah, Banda has separate achievements PC version of black Light 553 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:22.840 Tango down. Yeah, that one was the next day. So what they've 554 00:35:22.840 --> 00:35:25.199 been doing a day by day it's just like every day a new game for 555 00:35:25.480 --> 00:35:28.920 for a dollar. And what's the client? Like, what how do you 556 00:35:29.000 --> 00:35:30.360 how do you get the games? Wind? It's not even a client, 557 00:35:30.480 --> 00:35:36.360 it's just good there is a client client for buying stuff. But suff I 558 00:35:36.400 --> 00:35:39.360 hadn't. They've centralized all that stuff. They finally actually have these standalone games 559 00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:44.119 for Windows clients like it used to be for a while. But it used 560 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.239 to be that it was it was just built into games, Like there was 561 00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:50.719 no standalone You couldn't just launch a client and like check your messages or anything 562 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:53.079 like that. So transactions happen on the web. No, with this new 563 00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:58.360 store. But then they like create a save file that then launches the games 564 00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:01.559 for Windows clients. Well I did on what okay? Yeah, when I 565 00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:06.840 click download on the receipt page, it literally downloaded the installer for the client 566 00:36:07.719 --> 00:36:08.960 and I ran that. Well, actually I had installed already, so I 567 00:36:09.039 --> 00:36:12.400 just logged into it, and then it was like you have Tinker and Viva 568 00:36:12.440 --> 00:36:15.920 Pinata like alright, and so you can't run the game outside of the client. 569 00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:17.039 Well you can't. You run it just from a shortcut. Okay, 570 00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:21.599 it's I think it's DRM free. Actually that sounds really weird. But you 571 00:36:21.639 --> 00:36:22.960 don't have to pre launch it. But I mean it's not really Darren free 572 00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:28.519 because it checks back against That's true. You do have an activation and all 573 00:36:28.559 --> 00:36:30.719 that stuff. Yeah, but you don't have to run the client at all 574 00:36:30.800 --> 00:36:36.719 once it's installed. Okay, well not separately, but you are always running 575 00:36:36.719 --> 00:36:38.639 the games for Windows times. Whenever you are running against Windows game, I 576 00:36:38.679 --> 00:36:42.079 guess I should refer to like the download manager. Yeah, it's not like 577 00:36:42.159 --> 00:36:44.280 with Steam war. I got a lot of Steam and then I gotta go 578 00:36:44.400 --> 00:36:46.599 to my game. It's like I just start Viva Pinata and it's like you 579 00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:51.000 like from the start, like a game before two thousand and eight. Yes, 580 00:36:51.119 --> 00:36:53.320 yes, okay, old school, yes, yes, before Steam Yeah, 581 00:36:54.679 --> 00:37:01.519 come out four. It's like it's lunched with half too. I mean 582 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:07.599 they were testing it with just Counterstrike before that. Yeah, well are you 583 00:37:07.679 --> 00:37:09.159 sure? Actually it was the first thing I ever used the first thing was 584 00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:14.239 Counterstrick was Half Life Yeah. I would swear that it launched like the night 585 00:37:14.360 --> 00:37:15.840 that Half Life two came out, because I remember it didn't work and nobody 586 00:37:15.880 --> 00:37:20.119 could play Half Life two and they were going, eight fucking shit. Maybe 587 00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:22.519 it's just got really popular for a half Life two. I think that's when 588 00:37:22.519 --> 00:37:25.480 it when it got good was when Half Live two came out. Distinctly remember 589 00:37:25.519 --> 00:37:30.440 it being terrible. I mean like in the wake of Half Life two, 590 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.519 I think he got good. But that's that's when they made it a full 591 00:37:32.599 --> 00:37:35.480 thing. I think before that they were like, hey, you can just 592 00:37:35.480 --> 00:37:37.440 download counter Strike out of this thing, and I do all the stuff. 593 00:37:37.440 --> 00:37:40.760 But though the community stuff maybe rolled out around the time of of Half Life 594 00:37:40.760 --> 00:37:45.119 two, yeah right, because they didn't have their store up at that, 595 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.280 because I remember going like, oh yeah, I'll try out this Counterstrike thing. 596 00:37:49.320 --> 00:37:52.519 Oh I gotta download this fucking whatever I could be. I'm not creating 597 00:37:52.599 --> 00:37:55.679 some separate crazy account. I remember when you didn't like Steam? Yeah, 598 00:37:57.239 --> 00:38:00.119 yes, now I love Like who doesn't want everything to be Steam slides? 599 00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:06.280 Microsoft turning that? So how is your games from Windows? Dude? Man? 600 00:38:06.400 --> 00:38:09.119 I playing that again? Does it like look better? Makes me yeah, 601 00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:15.079 dramatically, Well, yeah, not dramatically. It still looks basically the 602 00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:20.280 same, just higher res and like solid sixty frames a second. But playing 603 00:38:20.280 --> 00:38:22.599 it with a mouse sure is preferable to playing it with a controller. I 604 00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:27.119 bet that game seems like it would yeah, translate well to amuse. But 605 00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:30.519 it just makes you sad that that will never happen again. Another one of 606 00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:34.880 those will never ever get made. Yeah, that's right, it's sad. 607 00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:38.760 Two thousand and two Steam Client really yeah, oh wow. It made available 608 00:38:38.760 --> 00:38:44.199 for Downlod two thousand two during the beta period for Countertrick one point six at 609 00:38:44.199 --> 00:38:45.599 the time. Well, here's the thing is is, like at the time, 610 00:38:45.639 --> 00:38:49.239 I don't think it was recognizable as Steam as we like. This was 611 00:38:49.400 --> 00:38:52.840 their patch delivery system. It was there, like what they used to keep 612 00:38:53.000 --> 00:38:57.840 versions, server browser like that sort of stuff. It also necessarily even a 613 00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.079 payment and like I don't know that. I don't think they had a store 614 00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:04.360 or anything like that. It was it was basically to stop people from hacking 615 00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:10.840 Counterstrike and to deliver patches so that everyone had you know, version control anything 616 00:39:10.880 --> 00:39:16.440 else. Bradley h played through the first act of Vanquish. How are you 617 00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:22.679 feeling about Vanquish. It's fun. It was just fun to play. It's 618 00:39:22.719 --> 00:39:24.639 just well, it's a game. It's one of those like like I have, 619 00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:30.119 we have no aspirations to go beyond our format. We're just gonna be 620 00:39:30.199 --> 00:39:34.719 a fun ass crazy game. Want to shoot some robots and occasionally dudes and 621 00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:37.480 robot suits? Do you kind of want to be a robot? Do you 622 00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:39.760 want to have rocket legs? I'm okay with that. Do you like a 623 00:39:39.880 --> 00:39:46.199 gun that is all guns? I wish I really wish that game highlighted your 624 00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:50.519 sweet gun. Yeah. I don't know what you can do with it. 625 00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:54.199 Really. The changes the gameplay because like you can't have instant weapon switch, 626 00:39:54.239 --> 00:39:57.320 you know, like for balance reason. Well I mean I just I just 627 00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.000 mean, like, you know, I would deliver at least swing the camera 628 00:40:00.079 --> 00:40:04.800 around to watch the transformation process because it looks so awesome. I found myself 629 00:40:04.840 --> 00:40:07.159 between battles just switching weapons. But you never but like when you're actually playing, 630 00:40:07.320 --> 00:40:10.400 you never said unless you unless you deliberately go out of your way to 631 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.079 switch and look at it and go, oh, this looks awesome. That's 632 00:40:14.119 --> 00:40:16.000 true. But it's such a fast paced game, like it's just you know 633 00:40:16.039 --> 00:40:20.039 what it should have had it should have had like a Michael Bay style, 634 00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:25.480 like non optional circular camera sweep every time you switched weapons every time. Every 635 00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:28.920 time, it's just you know, just a pop up window that's a close 636 00:40:28.960 --> 00:40:34.360 up of the guy. You could do like a comic style like picture and 637 00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.679 picture, like a little frame stamps up. Yeah, that's a good idea, 638 00:40:37.480 --> 00:40:40.519 think that. Jeff said, sure, that's a fun game. I'm 639 00:40:40.519 --> 00:40:45.960 playing it on hard because so many people harped on it being short and or 640 00:40:45.000 --> 00:40:50.119 easy. Hard, it is pretty hard. It took me most. It 641 00:40:50.199 --> 00:40:52.920 took me off and on playing it on most of the afternoon to get through 642 00:40:52.920 --> 00:40:55.440 the first acts. You would have been done with the game by then. 643 00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:59.159 Yeah, yeah, so maybe maybe you should have played it on normal because 644 00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:00.440 you still have a shitload of games to play as well. It's true, 645 00:41:00.920 --> 00:41:06.000 but it's fun on our on hard. It's not like gruelingly frustratingly hard. 646 00:41:06.039 --> 00:41:08.159 It's just like a nice, really stiff challenge. Yeah it's it's it's kind 647 00:41:08.159 --> 00:41:10.920 of fun that way, and I'm digging it. But I felt like it 648 00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:15.039 gave a pretty good, pretty good challenge on normal too. Yeah, yeah, 649 00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:16.039 I can see it. I just I didn't want to blaze through it. 650 00:41:16.199 --> 00:41:21.159 Sure, so there's a lot more points. It's true that there's a 651 00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:22.840 lot more points. But it was one of those things where I played through 652 00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:25.719 it on normal and then I was like, I think the last thing I 653 00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:30.199 want to do right now is this thing right back up and start playing it 654 00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.039 on fucking hard. I probably wouldn't go back through it immediately. So it's 655 00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:38.519 like one hundred and seventy five extra. Each act or whatever has has points 656 00:41:38.519 --> 00:41:45.119 associated for each difficulty level. I guess that's pretty much it. I watched 657 00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:49.880 a whole ton of the current GSL season, all caught up on that. 658 00:41:50.000 --> 00:41:52.360 There's exciting stuff going on. There really are people playing StarCraft, yes, 659 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:58.360 playing the ship out of it. Uh my minor's GSL spoilers to follow, 660 00:41:58.440 --> 00:42:02.679 I suppose, so skip ahead if you care. A foreigner has made it 661 00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:07.760 to the top eight. That's a big deal. That's a big deal. 662 00:42:07.800 --> 00:42:09.719 Liquid General is one of the guys I interviewed. Oh yeah at the Ogs 663 00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:16.079 House. Yeah, in one video in the we visit the Ogs supposed to 664 00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:19.960 plug it. Yeah, go watch that video. It's plug your video. 665 00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:21.719 I think it's good. I haven't watched it. I hope it's good. 666 00:42:22.360 --> 00:42:25.840 Yeah, yeah, I should. Yeah, there's a it's pretty big deal, 667 00:42:25.920 --> 00:42:30.920 like this is the furthest a foreigner has gotten in any Korean tournament for 668 00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:34.679 StarCraft two controversial, so it's a big deal. And he is laying waste 669 00:42:34.760 --> 00:42:37.840 like he's doing really well. So it's what fashion is pretty exciting? What's 670 00:42:37.880 --> 00:42:44.159 that? Who does he use marines? Not thrilled about? But yeah. 671 00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.360 Uh and there's a bunch of prodousts in the top eight as well, So 672 00:42:49.000 --> 00:42:53.639 exciting times for the GSL. This guy's playing StarCraft. Yeah, imagine that 673 00:42:54.360 --> 00:43:00.039 bunch of Koreans coming complaining. Are you play on the public test? Realm? 674 00:43:00.159 --> 00:43:04.760 No, I'll just play that stuff when it happens, when it will 675 00:43:05.000 --> 00:43:07.719 enhance my ladder rank. All right, well, let me tell you about 676 00:43:07.719 --> 00:43:13.280 a couple of games, guys. Let me tell you about Disney Epic Mickey 677 00:43:13.639 --> 00:43:16.639 please, it's not very good. That's a shame, shame, I agree, 678 00:43:17.320 --> 00:43:22.719 Where's it'll fall down? It's just not very good. It's just not 679 00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:27.840 a very good game. It feels. Uh it is a three D platform, 680 00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:30.679 or it is a mascot driven three D platform, or the likes of 681 00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:35.280 which you're probably already very familiar with. You know, you don't necessarily mean 682 00:43:35.320 --> 00:43:38.679 that as a compliment, right, I don't mean it is as one way 683 00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:42.760 or the other. I'm just saying like, like, I think one of 684 00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:46.199 the first mistakes they made with that game was making it sound like it was 685 00:43:46.280 --> 00:43:52.480 gonna be revelatory in any way. Like the name Epic Mickey, it just 686 00:43:52.639 --> 00:43:58.320 completely oversells that game because it is it just is not everything about the game 687 00:43:58.360 --> 00:44:01.920 place. So they rename it to all right, this should name it's standard 688 00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:07.639 bearing Mickey, because it's just like like yep and sixty four controller Mickey. 689 00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:14.480 Oh, just the Yeah, it has like N sixty four like camera issues 690 00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:16.559 with the platforming where it's like, well, I can't fucking see the thing 691 00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:20.719 that I need to jump to, and you literally won't let me move the 692 00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:22.199 camera in the directions so that I can. So I'm just gonna have to 693 00:44:22.280 --> 00:44:25.079 make these blind jumps, like just a lot of a lot of shit like 694 00:44:25.159 --> 00:44:29.320 that. Platforms only have one analog stick, right, you use the D 695 00:44:29.519 --> 00:44:32.400 pad to move the thing, which again it's like it's one of those kind 696 00:44:32.400 --> 00:44:36.920 of like, well, we didn't really make it for the platform. So 697 00:44:37.599 --> 00:44:40.320 here this is a use the button. Here, here's a shitty way to 698 00:44:40.360 --> 00:44:44.000 get around that. It would it be better on like the Classic Controller or 699 00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:50.079 say the three, but it still wouldn't be a great game. And and 700 00:44:50.239 --> 00:44:53.079 and like the whole kind of visual aesthetic of the game, it just feels 701 00:44:53.199 --> 00:45:01.079 like third generation Tim Burton American McGee right angles are oppressive, kind of like 702 00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:06.400 everything's dark and dingy, And yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't 703 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:09.960 want to care for that game. How's the painting and the thinning. It's 704 00:45:10.119 --> 00:45:15.039 it's a gameplay mechanic, it's not. There was one or two occasions where 705 00:45:15.039 --> 00:45:15.920 I was like, Okay, that's kind of a clever use of that, 706 00:45:16.360 --> 00:45:19.800 but it's just sort of like, there's not a path there. I wonder 707 00:45:19.840 --> 00:45:22.079 how I'll get there. Oh look I made a path there. Or there's 708 00:45:22.159 --> 00:45:25.280 hidden shit somewhere in this world. You gotta thin random spots to try and 709 00:45:25.320 --> 00:45:29.920 figure it out. Do you feel like it's not It's not like they don't 710 00:45:29.920 --> 00:45:32.639 commit to that concept as far as like the how how it affects the gameplay 711 00:45:32.800 --> 00:45:37.519 and even like you use that in combat as well, But it's just it's 712 00:45:37.559 --> 00:45:42.079 just not very compelling. I think. I think the only thing about that 713 00:45:42.199 --> 00:45:46.519 game that that really warrants much much attention is uh, you know, it's 714 00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:52.000 it's implementation of some of the Disney stuff specifically, like I'm fairly knowledgeable about 715 00:45:52.039 --> 00:45:54.800 that, and there was some some good shouts and kind of like, oh, 716 00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:58.679 that's a pretty subtle thing for them to bust out like this. But 717 00:45:58.760 --> 00:46:02.360 I think you would have to already have that appreciation built in to really get 718 00:46:02.440 --> 00:46:07.199 that. Is there some kind of morality meter thing going on? Kind of 719 00:46:07.480 --> 00:46:13.199 does make you grow horns if you play No, it's yeah, it's like 720 00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:16.079 that stuff doesn't even like there is some like if you make the guys good, 721 00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:20.239 then people will like you more, and Oswald the rabbit will say, 722 00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:25.119 hey, you know good good jobs. Doesn't talk. No one talks. 723 00:46:27.000 --> 00:46:30.599 It's just it doesn't have viney. I think you said like I would. 724 00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:34.599 The one thing I would expect from this is that Disney level of polish, 725 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.719 like that that kind of Disney game, right, it is put the Disney 726 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:45.280 interactive game. It just doesn't it doesn't have any of that. It's just 727 00:46:45.559 --> 00:46:51.920 it's, yeah, that's unfortunate. It's not the Aladdin I was looking for. 728 00:46:52.639 --> 00:46:57.760 No, it's not. It is not more this is Aladdin moved. 729 00:47:00.400 --> 00:47:06.760 It is it is a Laddin of no size or shape. Yeah, it 730 00:47:06.880 --> 00:47:12.360 was. It's gonna I'm just gonna stick to Castle Illusion. Then a partial 731 00:47:12.440 --> 00:47:15.880 to the Magical Quest on the Suprenios, Yeah you would, Yeah. Where 732 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:20.000 Just how do we feel about mickey Mania. I remember that one. It's 733 00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:24.639 funny. No, it was the it was for the Genesis Micky Mania. 734 00:47:24.719 --> 00:47:31.440 I'm pretty sure it was. It's Castle Illusion in World of Illusion, h 735 00:47:34.519 --> 00:47:40.000 Mickey Mouse, Magical Quests, Magical Quests, mickey Mania Mania. What was 736 00:47:40.079 --> 00:47:46.880 that? That was for the ses mash three puzzle game? I feel like 737 00:47:46.920 --> 00:47:52.840 Disney has had a some good games for sure, particular also known as Mickey's 738 00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:59.280 Wild Adventure on the PlayStation. I don't know two D thing. Uh, 739 00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:02.360 that's I was actually kind of for some reason looking forward, there are there 740 00:48:02.400 --> 00:48:07.360 are moments. There are there admittedly moments, and they do some stuff thematically. 741 00:48:07.480 --> 00:48:10.679 That's that's kind of interesting. It's just that playing that game is no 742 00:48:10.920 --> 00:48:15.840 kind of fun. What is the the roster? Like? I mean, 743 00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:20.119 is this literally a Kingdom Hearts scenario of like every major character of every no 744 00:48:20.440 --> 00:48:23.000 major character, Well, they kind of they squeeze them in there in a 745 00:48:23.079 --> 00:48:27.960 weird way. Like even trying to explain what this game is about is just 746 00:48:28.159 --> 00:48:32.119 a fucking chore because it's like Mickey's in his house and then he goes like 747 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:36.360 a mirror in his house turns. Yeah, like watching the intro, you 748 00:48:36.400 --> 00:48:40.719 remember the Yeah, there's there's this lengthy thing where there's this he goes through 749 00:48:40.760 --> 00:48:44.599 a mirror and then he ends up in this wizard's house. And then this 750 00:48:44.679 --> 00:48:49.920 wizard is using paint and fair to create this world on his art desk or 751 00:48:50.000 --> 00:48:53.159 whatever warmer and then yeah, he's making war hammer miniatures and then he leaves. 752 00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:57.960 Then Mickey fucks it up, and then Mickey goes back and then Mickey 753 00:48:58.039 --> 00:49:01.920 gets sucked into the like like fifty years later or something. Yeah, like 754 00:49:02.039 --> 00:49:06.480 yeah, fifty years and time passes, and then Mickey gets sucked back through 755 00:49:06.519 --> 00:49:08.760 the mirror and then into the paintings. So it's well, he had fucked 756 00:49:08.760 --> 00:49:13.239 it up and like released the shadow or something. Right, it's the thing 757 00:49:13.320 --> 00:49:17.199 from Fable has invaded dark Mickey shows up. And then does he actually show 758 00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:21.559 up as I would I wouldn't doubt it. Well, like that's why he's 759 00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:24.079 That's why Mickey is like drooping stuff the entire time, is that he's got 760 00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:30.719 some of the thing in him and the things got somes Mickey make he goes 761 00:49:30.760 --> 00:49:32.559 both ways. What I'm trying to say here is many in it. I 762 00:49:32.599 --> 00:49:37.599 would just expect like like voice, like voice work, like having voice work 763 00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.360 for the characters. How do they not at least get sound alikes? If 764 00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:42.519 not, I mean you, I guess you could see him not getting like 765 00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.599 the actual working actors that usually prefer. Apparently, and I learned this and 766 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:50.000 at a certain point, like I can't hold the game responsible for this, 767 00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:52.199 but also kind of can't excuse it. It doesn't it's not relevant to the 768 00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:55.599 product. Really, the guy who normally doesn't make him Mouse died like yeah, 769 00:49:55.639 --> 00:50:00.199 but right around the time that they were starting to like do which is 770 00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:07.079 a terrible shame. But there have to be a lot of There have to 771 00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:09.159 be people out there who do good Mickey Mouse voices or any of the characters 772 00:50:09.199 --> 00:50:12.559 in this. Sure, I'm not trying to belittle that man or his death, 773 00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.000 but like, I mean, they found a good Marty McFly, Like, 774 00:50:15.079 --> 00:50:16.480 there's got to be a good Mickey Mouse. I have to assume that 775 00:50:16.519 --> 00:50:20.159 guy has not had not been doing Mickey Mouse up until his death, and 776 00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:23.039 at some point I'd passed the Torch to somebody. I'm certain. I'm certain 777 00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:29.559 there is a vast network of Mickey Mouse. Is Mickey Mickey's. Disney has 778 00:50:29.719 --> 00:50:35.519 at their even Yeah. So yeah, so it's just it. It doesn't 779 00:50:35.559 --> 00:50:37.559 have the Yeah, the platforming isn't that interesting. There's some stuff about the 780 00:50:37.559 --> 00:50:44.440 story and how they kind of in a way framed like Mickey Mouse as the 781 00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:49.320 bad guy is is kind of interesting. Which he he is, isn't he 782 00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:52.360 from that introm Yeah? And this he absolutely like he is a bad guy, 783 00:50:52.519 --> 00:50:55.400 comes in there and he fucks everything up in this world and he's you 784 00:50:55.480 --> 00:51:00.480 know, totally flagrant about his actions, and then he wanders off and you 785 00:51:00.559 --> 00:51:02.559 know, not not you know, he is not deliberately he doesn't know that 786 00:51:02.639 --> 00:51:06.960 he's fucking up an entire this whole world and all this bad stuff is happening. 787 00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:09.480 We do, but yeah, no, everyone's a hero in their own 788 00:51:09.519 --> 00:51:12.840 story, right, And I feel like I need to go watch like the 789 00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:15.480 Disney Christmas Carol just to wash away this conversation. Like I don't even play 790 00:51:15.519 --> 00:51:19.840 the game, but I feel bad. So that's that's kind of there is 791 00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:23.519 there's like one level that takes place. Okay, remember what it's called now 792 00:51:24.320 --> 00:51:30.119 Mickey Junk Mountain. It's it's nothing, you know, where he discovers the 793 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:32.920 epic Mickey It's no, it's it's nothing, but like but like see if 794 00:51:32.920 --> 00:51:38.639 you can get to the top of Mickey's Jung Mountain and it's it's all it's 795 00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:44.599 all Mickey Mouse trash. It's all like detritus from Mickey Mouse from fifty years 796 00:51:44.639 --> 00:51:50.719 of Mickey Mouse merchandizing. Wow, it's like, yeah, it's absolutely Warrespector's 797 00:51:50.760 --> 00:51:55.400 commentary on kind of dark, but it's also you know, what's also bullshit 798 00:51:55.559 --> 00:52:00.400 because Epic Mickey is a piece of Mickey Mouse advertising is on there, so 799 00:52:00.159 --> 00:52:07.360 what no, not not quite that level of self awareness, but yeah, 800 00:52:07.519 --> 00:52:12.719 yeah, Epic Mickey Uh, disappointing. It's unfortunate real quick. Just but 801 00:52:12.840 --> 00:52:16.079 also I feel like a victim of the PR cycle leading up to it. 802 00:52:17.800 --> 00:52:22.159 If that game had just come out, it could have been like, oh, 803 00:52:22.239 --> 00:52:23.480 it's you know, there's some interesting stuff that they do here with is 804 00:52:23.559 --> 00:52:28.599 like the gameplay is not great, but you know there's this part and but 805 00:52:28.719 --> 00:52:30.800 like you're like saying, like, you know, Warren Spector, you know, 806 00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:37.199 classic designer, revered designer, coming back after the lengthy absence and here's 807 00:52:37.239 --> 00:52:40.639 gonna be his well, it was it was the dark Mickey like the kind 808 00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:44.880 of adults. I think it's gonna be like the serious Mickey Mouse game. 809 00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:47.559 That's the part that seems disappointing to me. It's like there's nothing there for 810 00:52:47.800 --> 00:52:52.079 adults. It's not good for kids. It's not it's not good enough for 811 00:52:52.159 --> 00:52:54.320 adults. How's the two D platform me just because they showed a level of 812 00:52:54.400 --> 00:53:02.039 that at E three increasingly annoying because it's they use it as as the basically 813 00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:07.239 like the portal between one area and another. So the game is basically laid 814 00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:10.599 out like Disneyland. Like there's the entrance area, so like literally the buildings 815 00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:15.400 at Disneyland are there. There's the main street, but but everything's gone dark. 816 00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:20.400 So they call it mean streets. And they have alternate names of all 817 00:53:20.440 --> 00:53:23.039 of like the you know, the various discreet lands of Disneyland and Tomorrowland, 818 00:53:23.199 --> 00:53:30.199 and you'll go to Tomorrowland like brow because Bone Marrow is scary rights what they 819 00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:35.360 call it. It's not called that. It's it's Frontier World, the World 820 00:53:35.440 --> 00:53:37.840 of Tomorrow. I think it's I can't remember what a lot of them, 821 00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:42.840 A lot of them are super lazy, but they are identifiable. Actually, 822 00:53:42.840 --> 00:53:47.360 the Tomorrowland level is where one of the cooler things happens, Space involving Tron 823 00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:52.280 and Space Mountain, Space Mountain in it. Yeah, ever tell you they 824 00:53:52.280 --> 00:53:55.039 turn the lights on inside Space Mountain because everyone has told that story and it 825 00:53:55.320 --> 00:54:00.159 looks crazy. There's a rail this close to your face if you turned, 826 00:54:00.280 --> 00:54:04.119 if you if you turned your face slightly to the left and will lose your 827 00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:06.760 nose. It was weird because the weird part was the scalp that was just 828 00:54:06.880 --> 00:54:10.199 hanging off. That was kind of freaking. That's just the janitors collectos. 829 00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.159 Oh okay, just pin them up there. They never see them. Oh 830 00:54:15.280 --> 00:54:19.679 god, the lights are on. No, the janitors are actually just natives 831 00:54:19.920 --> 00:54:24.239 from the Jungle Cruise scalps. So there's like seventeen year old out of work 832 00:54:24.400 --> 00:54:29.159 kids from Florida, I guess California here, not out of work, they're 833 00:54:29.199 --> 00:54:35.239 janitors. Disneyland is where disney World is, where it's at. Yeah right, 834 00:54:35.480 --> 00:54:37.159 I've never been to Disneyland. I've never been to disney World. Yeah, 835 00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:45.119 we had we had this conversation in the Isn't there some big soda machine 836 00:54:45.159 --> 00:54:47.920 with a bunch of different flavors of soda in Epcot Center that I would be 837 00:54:47.960 --> 00:54:51.559 interested in. Well, it's it's they have like you can. We could 838 00:54:51.559 --> 00:54:54.119 also go to Atlanta and see one of those, so let's go to Woodland. 839 00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:58.559 I also got a length the email from someone who lived in Atlanta and 840 00:54:58.760 --> 00:55:02.519 talking talking all about the heyday of Freaknicks. So great, multiple things to 841 00:55:02.599 --> 00:55:06.719 do it. What's the what's the golf ball at Epcot Center. What's the 842 00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:09.480 actual name of the ride? Yeah, inside the golf Ball. Yeah, 843 00:55:12.280 --> 00:55:15.840 it's uh like the history of the world, the history of you dude. 844 00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:19.679 Yeah, like they show like like the Gutenberg printing press and all that stuff 845 00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:22.360 like. That was my favorite ride at disney World. That's a weird one 846 00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:24.159 too, because it because you learned stuff well, because they really take you 847 00:55:24.239 --> 00:55:28.440 around way longer than you think you could possibly go inside that little ball. 848 00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:31.519 Yeah, like you'd thing for a long time fitted in there, you're basically 849 00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:36.559 like traveling through the history of information. The geodesic dome thing. That's I 850 00:55:36.920 --> 00:55:39.039 always like the Epcot Center, not the pavilions, but more like the future 851 00:55:39.079 --> 00:55:43.480 stuff that technology. Yeah, and I've never I've just never been to the 852 00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:46.760 state of Florida. So I consider that a big win. But that's the 853 00:55:46.800 --> 00:55:52.199 thing generally speaking. Now, I've been in waffle House outside of Florida, 854 00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:55.920 so really, Disney World is the only thing they have in Florida that they 855 00:55:55.960 --> 00:56:00.599 don't have and the and again even that, like I feel like I would 856 00:56:00.639 --> 00:56:06.199 rather go to Tokyo to get the big ass Disney World is not really it's 857 00:56:06.239 --> 00:56:09.079 almost like the Vatican. It's like a police state inside of Florida, spet 858 00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:13.039 to which they just had their first murder in Celebration Florida, which is the 859 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:16.920 Disney run like fake suburbs. You guys know about Celebration Florida, is that 860 00:56:16.960 --> 00:56:22.719 where it was. It's like this twelve thousand person community that they built to 861 00:56:22.840 --> 00:56:28.800 basically be like the fifties idealized suburban America. Wait, what for a what 862 00:56:28.960 --> 00:56:31.599 the hell? It's it's it's it's like they it's it is. The entire 863 00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:36.320 thing is owned lock and key by Disney the hell, like like Urbline is 864 00:56:36.360 --> 00:56:38.480 owned by the Urviline Corporation or whatever. I think. It's it's like more 865 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:44.119 than that, like they handle like there is not eight like Disney handles the 866 00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:46.880 power and the mail and like shit like that. So it's Yeah, it's 867 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:51.440 crazy. It sounds like the worst kind of like what's it called the planning 868 00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:53.320 committee? The what was the thing you have to agree to before you can 869 00:56:53.320 --> 00:56:58.360 put like a beast called homeowners? Yeah, it's like having the worst homeowners 870 00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:02.440 association. Impossible. Yeah, absolutely absolutely. Apparently it's been around for ten 871 00:57:02.519 --> 00:57:07.840 fifteen years or something. They had the first murder murder had murder intense, 872 00:57:07.960 --> 00:57:12.119 most foul. Yes, murder most foul, and sounds like the next game 873 00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:15.239 coming out of Disney Interactive. I would write a mystery novel about a murder 874 00:57:15.320 --> 00:57:20.960 in celebration unsolved. No, it's a mystery. You find a big white 875 00:57:21.000 --> 00:57:24.079 glove with four figures. There's a killer on the loose. I'm saying that 876 00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:29.159 a killer walks among us in celebration Florida. On high school, I wanted 877 00:57:29.159 --> 00:57:31.280 to go to celebrations so bad. It's been around that long, you said 878 00:57:31.280 --> 00:57:36.880 twelve years. I mean I remember senior high school being completely obsessed with celebration 879 00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:39.320 Florida, and they were like opening it up around then. I should not 880 00:57:39.440 --> 00:57:43.440 make light of murders somebody, if somebody really has been killed, someone really 881 00:57:43.559 --> 00:57:45.760 is I'm not, but we can make a little bit of light at that. 882 00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:50.280 It's okay, it's just Florida all the time. I'm just surprised that 883 00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:52.320 it got out. I'm sorry they did. You know you've heard about this 884 00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:57.280 murder State Information Control. Ye didn't kick it. Like all the witnesses have 885 00:57:57.360 --> 00:58:00.559 disappeared and those people never existed. We've always been at war with Oceana that 886 00:58:00.639 --> 00:58:04.599 Disney wants to find the murder. So yeah, So, like I've gone 887 00:58:04.639 --> 00:58:08.159 to Disney World a bunch of times, and there was always a separation between 888 00:58:08.239 --> 00:58:13.079 Florida and Disney. Like you couldn't even tell you're in Florida because like the 889 00:58:13.119 --> 00:58:15.559 heat, Like once you enter the the Disney the Orlando zone, it's it 890 00:58:15.679 --> 00:58:21.719 ceases to be Florida totally. It's literally like it's an insane track of land 891 00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:24.360 that they own, like just smack dab in the middle of Florida. Very 892 00:58:24.440 --> 00:58:29.320 few accents you don't like encounter that kind of Floridian like weird accent, Like 893 00:58:29.599 --> 00:58:34.039 uh, it's everything is so removed. It is like it's such And that's 894 00:58:34.039 --> 00:58:36.440 why I think I kind of enjoyed going there, even as as I got 895 00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:39.280 older, it was like shouldn't exist anywhere. This is like it's going to 896 00:58:39.400 --> 00:58:42.559 space. This is as close as I can get to go into space. 897 00:58:42.760 --> 00:58:45.760 It's kind of absurd. Everything is so weird here. It's well, I 898 00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:49.519 mean, yeah, that that whole thing, you know, celebration included, 899 00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.079 that is just the will of man. Like that's the only reason this exists 900 00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:59.039 is that some guys members got together and made itself. I was I was 901 00:58:59.119 --> 00:59:01.519 totally just thinking apure like this, like this murder is the first of many, 902 00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:07.280 the fall of somebody like got their version of Adam or something or became 903 00:59:07.400 --> 00:59:09.239 sentient or like this. See that's how they should set epic. Mickey two 904 00:59:10.000 --> 00:59:13.960 is in the celebrations. Yeah, it's all said in celebration. There's been 905 00:59:13.960 --> 00:59:15.679 a murder. It's like they got their hands on caffeine finally, and now 906 00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:21.880 they're going to ape shits right, somebody brought in sugar. Yeah, yes, 907 00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:24.679 exactly. Man. I know I would love to go to for as 908 00:59:24.760 --> 00:59:29.960 much as I've heard about I'd love to go to I want to Florida. 909 00:59:30.079 --> 00:59:32.280 But like, you can't think of it like that because like it's it's it's 910 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:36.840 so hot, not even no idea, not even not even the cultural part 911 00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:38.199 of it, because that's not the part. It's the fact that it's in 912 00:59:38.360 --> 00:59:43.280 Florida like humid. Yeah, it's the climate. Did you guys go to 913 00:59:43.320 --> 00:59:45.440 the Atlanta E threes with remember that? Yeah, it's worse than that. 914 00:59:45.719 --> 00:59:50.079 Yeah but your but like I did not, But what about super humid Tokyo? 915 00:59:50.320 --> 00:59:54.000 Was it Like it's kind of it can get like I didn't go to 916 00:59:54.400 --> 00:59:58.239 in the summer one time though, Okay it was like's like that. But 917 00:59:58.320 --> 01:00:00.800 you're inside those rids which are like the air conditioning bill alone at Disney World 918 01:00:00.920 --> 01:00:07.880 must be ridiculous. Between rods. There's so many rods for you, it's 919 01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:13.000 huge. They're just burning corpses to fuel those fires to keep thing. I 920 01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:16.480 want to see the secret underground Disney like catacombs because they always he those weirds, 921 01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:21.480 like they drive many golf carts around there and there and like just kind 922 01:00:21.519 --> 01:00:23.960 of like cast members getting changed, like nobody can ever see you get changed, 923 01:00:24.039 --> 01:00:28.800 right, like like the Disney law and you can't wear ear rings and 924 01:00:28.920 --> 01:00:34.920 no, it's so weird it is to be multicultural. Must about five times 925 01:00:35.000 --> 01:00:39.840 to the statue every day, like like it's almost no like just waltering. 926 01:00:40.159 --> 01:00:43.760 It's almost one of those things where like there are no ex cast members there's 927 01:00:43.760 --> 01:00:45.880 nobody who ever says I used to be a cast member forey because they don't 928 01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:49.960 exist. Well, no, it don't retire. No, it's like an 929 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.000 alcoholic. It's like I'm you know, I'm not drinking, but I am 930 01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:55.400 always an alcoholic. It's like, well, i don't work for Disney anymore, 931 01:00:55.440 --> 01:00:59.840 but I'm still a cast member at art. I'm still a part of 932 01:00:59.880 --> 01:01:02.639 the family. I'm just out here spreading the message. I'm on my mission. 933 01:01:04.039 --> 01:01:07.679 That's right, Sleeper agents, they'll just get triggered. Yeah, I 934 01:01:07.679 --> 01:01:10.800 don't know, it's you tell me. They'll play the Mickey Mouse UH Club 935 01:01:10.920 --> 01:01:15.559 theme song. Am I see? And then yeah, tell me what the 936 01:01:15.639 --> 01:01:22.519 letters mean? What spell? Tell me? Their eyes dilate and then they 937 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:28.280 just pull a gun out of nowhere. Ozzie Smith in it? Anyway? 938 01:01:29.079 --> 01:01:31.840 How do we epic Mickey? Yeah, it's a bummer and it's got it's 939 01:01:31.880 --> 01:01:36.440 got some moments, but it's it's mostly just not very good. Uh. 940 01:01:36.639 --> 01:01:38.840 You know what I do like, though, is the that that need for 941 01:01:38.920 --> 01:01:44.840 speed most were not most one need for speed hot Pursuits. The game is 942 01:01:44.880 --> 01:01:46.719 pretty good. You've you've played a fair amount of it. A lot of 943 01:01:46.760 --> 01:01:50.440 that I noticed I'm the only one. Apparently, I've got to the point 944 01:01:50.440 --> 01:01:52.719 where even Jeff has no longer has not anticipated in the events that I'm doing. 945 01:01:53.159 --> 01:01:58.639 I'm I'm I'm on you. I'm on you. It's me and you 946 01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:02.760 and Justin, Justin and Charlie from two K Badly I don't have Charlie. 947 01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:08.840 Charlie's times mock me man, he is a U Jared on on the ones 948 01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:14.800 that he chooses to play, he's he is. Are you racer or cop? 949 01:02:15.000 --> 01:02:20.039 Uh? You know, I was hardcore cop for like my first stretch 950 01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:22.480 with that game, but I've been so like you know, I'm played this 951 01:02:22.559 --> 01:02:24.679 game pretty well after it came out, and after a lot of people have 952 01:02:24.760 --> 01:02:28.880 already played and I have a lot of people on my friends less playing that 953 01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:32.960 game, uh playing or have played or have played played. Well, It's 954 01:02:34.000 --> 01:02:37.400 only been like like two specific days that I've actually put that game in and 955 01:02:37.480 --> 01:02:38.679 played it. But on those two days, I played it a lot. 956 01:02:39.599 --> 01:02:44.199 Uh So in both occasions, I don't think there's been anyone actively online, 957 01:02:44.800 --> 01:02:46.360 but because a bunch of people have played it and played it a fair amount, 958 01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:52.000 there's a My autologue's all full up, which is awesome. Like the 959 01:02:52.079 --> 01:02:54.320 way that that thing works when you have the way that thing works when it 960 01:02:54.440 --> 01:02:59.719 works is awesome. The fact that it incorporates, you know, any sort 961 01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:04.679 of aggress like because I was just going through just the career mode stuff specifically, 962 01:03:05.199 --> 01:03:07.440 it's kind of paying the ass the way you have to like move around 963 01:03:07.440 --> 01:03:09.800 the map, and it's like, we just give me a big fucking list 964 01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:13.639 of this stuff instead of like you have one of two gold medals here. 965 01:03:13.639 --> 01:03:15.360 It's like, was that because I haven't done the event yet? Or no, 966 01:03:15.480 --> 01:03:20.639 I've done the event and right, yeah, it's it's just not the 967 01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:22.679 clearest. And I found that like, wait, if I just go to 968 01:03:22.760 --> 01:03:25.719 the autolog this is this is the fest, this is for me, it 969 01:03:25.800 --> 01:03:30.039 was just the fastest way to just like burn through events that I hadn't done 970 01:03:30.119 --> 01:03:32.440 yet because I could just go to it typically present a couple of events that 971 01:03:32.519 --> 01:03:37.039 you haven't done that well, So all I would I mean and all I 972 01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:39.000 would do there was just scroll through like the Okay, well here's the top 973 01:03:39.079 --> 01:03:42.480 ten players on your friends list. I'm like, okay, I'm not on 974 01:03:42.599 --> 01:03:45.239 there. I haven't done this event yet, Man, go start doing that. 975 01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:47.639 And then I eventually started hitting the point where it was like only one 976 01:03:47.719 --> 01:03:51.320 or two people were had done an event, and I'm like, I don't 977 01:03:51.320 --> 01:03:57.320 really care so much. But by integrating the like the leaderboard stuff with the 978 01:03:57.440 --> 01:04:00.320 campaign stuff, I felt like made both both of the ends of it far 979 01:04:00.400 --> 01:04:04.119 more compelling because it's like, well, even if I don't beat everyone's score, 980 01:04:04.199 --> 01:04:08.800 I'm still getting career progress for it or vice versa. So there's like 981 01:04:09.400 --> 01:04:13.519 they've figured out how to just make it like any sort of progress, any 982 01:04:13.599 --> 01:04:15.920 sort of you know, sense of completion that you can get from this, 983 01:04:16.559 --> 01:04:19.960 you will it feels meaningful. Is it just constant feedback, just like you're 984 01:04:20.199 --> 01:04:24.760 constantly moving forward. Yeah, it's just like you went up, like either 985 01:04:25.079 --> 01:04:28.239 you got more points, so your level is going up or uh, you 986 01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.679 know you beat this guy's uh you know, best time and so eat it. 987 01:04:31.000 --> 01:04:33.760 So eat it. Post on your wall, post everything on your wall. 988 01:04:34.559 --> 01:04:39.280 Facebook wall. No, I turned off all of the Facebook. Does 989 01:04:39.320 --> 01:04:42.960 it have any of that stuff? Because I never saw any integration any of 990 01:04:43.079 --> 01:04:45.559 that stuff. I know, I just turned it off. On the Twitter 991 01:04:45.760 --> 01:04:47.880 end, I actually just went on too. I don't know if I hadn't 992 01:04:48.000 --> 01:04:53.440 hadn't realized this, you can like deny through the Twitter dot com interface. 993 01:04:53.880 --> 01:04:58.400 You can you can see everything that you have allowed access to your your Twitter 994 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:02.199 account in the past. Some on there I don't remember saying okay too, 995 01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:04.960 So I'm like, all right, time to turn off all of these games 996 01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:10.480 that I'm never going to play again that I don't want to know my Twitter 997 01:05:10.599 --> 01:05:14.519 stuff. I don't need to like now that, now that Bizarre Creations is 998 01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:16.519 going down, I don't know that that I need to exactly. I don't 999 01:05:16.519 --> 01:05:20.639 need blurred. I'm charted too creeping out of the woodwork. I don't know 1000 01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:25.079 if I still suck at racing games, Like I think I'm doing pretty well 1001 01:05:25.119 --> 01:05:27.880 with this, but yeah, you're not doing bad the amount of randomness that 1002 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:31.800 you're subjected to in terms of just like when passers by will appear and stuff 1003 01:05:31.840 --> 01:05:34.920 like that, like oncoming traffic or like yeah, they're just it. It 1004 01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:40.079 feels a little more than coincidental sometimes. But it's like I don't think it's 1005 01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:44.239 right have an algorithm. Think they must have an algorithm. It's like, 1006 01:05:44.360 --> 01:05:48.519 okay, you're gonna be sliding around this turn, yes, Like specific instances 1007 01:05:48.599 --> 01:05:51.760 of like you know, there's a little shortcuts off of the courses and the 1008 01:05:51.840 --> 01:05:57.679 AI, especially in like the what is it the single pursuit ones intercept interceptor. 1009 01:05:57.840 --> 01:06:00.079 Yeah, so, and then interceptor is the AI loves to just that 1010 01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:03.159 off those, uh, the shortcuts at a moment's notice. I can't remember 1011 01:06:03.199 --> 01:06:08.960 how many times like AI will swerve onto the shortcut, I will like bust 1012 01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:12.280 a slide into the shortcut. So I'm like, pickup truck will just happen 1013 01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:15.119 to be coming around the corner at the exact moment for me to plow like 1014 01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:17.400 head first into it going into the shortcut, Like it just seems to happen 1015 01:06:17.400 --> 01:06:21.159 that they must have developed some kind of science to make that trickier than like, 1016 01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:24.760 it's not just me right like your guys right into that too. Yeah, 1017 01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:28.199 but it's it's one I feel like it's they put that, but I 1018 01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:30.880 feel like I felt like I was doing that. They put that truck like 1019 01:06:30.119 --> 01:06:35.760 where your unmodified trajectory will put you. I feel like they are they are 1020 01:06:35.800 --> 01:06:40.760 still allowing you enough time to to like move out of that situation. But 1021 01:06:40.800 --> 01:06:43.559 it's sort of like if you don't do anything about the direction that you're moving, 1022 01:06:43.599 --> 01:06:46.079 and you are going to run into this obstacle that estentially was not there 1023 01:06:46.159 --> 01:06:48.320 a few seconds earlier, right, but you know, keep you on your 1024 01:06:48.360 --> 01:06:53.199 toes man. I also moved a lot closer to my TV. I moved 1025 01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:56.159 my couch up. I moved my couch up. Yeah, actually I actually 1026 01:06:56.159 --> 01:06:59.400 know I moved my couch up for well, just because I was thinking about, 1027 01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:00.480 like, I want to how far I should be for my TV. 1028 01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.920 Let's go ask the Internet, and it's like, you should be a lot 1029 01:07:03.039 --> 01:07:08.199 closer. I'm like, all right, I'll get up in here some fucking 1030 01:07:09.199 --> 01:07:13.199 there's like TV. I have a fat it's a forty six inch TV, 1031 01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:15.599 and I've got a fat face full of TV. That's what I've got. 1032 01:07:15.639 --> 01:07:18.960 What's the optimal distance like five feet? Oh my god, crazy clothes, 1033 01:07:20.400 --> 01:07:25.039 I'm like four feet from my I was my fifty inches yea, yeah, 1034 01:07:25.119 --> 01:07:30.440 it was fifty two Connect No, I know, I know well that that 1035 01:07:30.519 --> 01:07:31.639 was the thing is that I had the couch moved like pretty much all the 1036 01:07:31.679 --> 01:07:34.440 way to the back of the room for Connect. What if you now realize 1037 01:07:34.440 --> 01:07:38.119 you're not playing Connect anymore? Well, no, I had moved it specifically 1038 01:07:38.239 --> 01:07:41.239 to play a Connect game. And you're like, I'm not. I played 1039 01:07:41.280 --> 01:07:44.800 a little played a little connectimles. Yeah, I can move my couch back. 1040 01:07:45.760 --> 01:07:46.239 Yeah, yeah, and so I was like, I moved my couch 1041 01:07:46.280 --> 01:07:47.880 back, and I'm like, is this really where I want my couch? 1042 01:07:49.119 --> 01:07:55.880 Now there's like now there's literally like between the couch and the coffee table, 1043 01:07:55.960 --> 01:07:59.960 there's like maybe a foot and then there's like six inches between the coffee table 1044 01:08:00.039 --> 01:08:03.280 in the entertainment center. It is right up on there. It does seem 1045 01:08:03.519 --> 01:08:08.599 incredibly close, although like once I started playing Assassin's Creed again from there, 1046 01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:13.920 like, whoa, she is huge. I'd really notice the frame rate problems 1047 01:08:13.920 --> 01:08:18.960 a lot more easily. Now game's a little stuttery. You think Assassin Creed 1048 01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:25.199 Brotherhood, maybe I should get closer? Absolutely absolutely, it is it Well, 1049 01:08:25.199 --> 01:08:29.520 it's just it's it's got the crazy constant like pop in thing does that 1050 01:08:29.640 --> 01:08:34.560 quite a lot. It's okay, but definitely had me thinking more about another 1051 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:40.920 generation of hardware as I was playing some Brotherhood this weekend time. Yeah, 1052 01:08:41.560 --> 01:08:46.119 like I could like it's it's always that like that question of we're gonna start 1053 01:08:46.119 --> 01:08:48.920 another generation of hardware, what is it that we can really import? Like 1054 01:08:48.960 --> 01:08:53.399 what is it that we're gonna make better with faster hardware? And this is 1055 01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:54.960 one of the cases where it's like, well, I don't need it to 1056 01:08:55.039 --> 01:08:59.359 necessarily look better, but yeah, i'd like it if all the complicated shit 1057 01:08:59.439 --> 01:09:02.239 this thing is doing would allow it to also still have And I want to 1058 01:09:02.279 --> 01:09:08.279 reiterate again that Hot Pursuit looks so fucking good. It does hot hot damn 1059 01:09:09.119 --> 01:09:13.000 Like, even if it's not sixty frames, like just what it what it 1060 01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:15.960 shows you at thirty is imagine if it was so fun? What do we 1061 01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:18.960 you know this because you we've talked about this thing. What's the hardware in 1062 01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:23.960 that three sixty now oh man generation and a half old or something? It 1063 01:09:24.079 --> 01:09:33.399 was something, yeah, uh, Will, you should really just be pissed 1064 01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:38.199 off at how haphazard your PC games are. If this is if this is 1065 01:09:38.279 --> 01:09:41.720 what a if this is what three year three generation old hardware? It was 1066 01:09:41.760 --> 01:09:45.560 like it was like the half Life two Doom Car, remember generation, wasn't 1067 01:09:45.560 --> 01:09:46.319 it? Will said? It was like a Will said, it was like 1068 01:09:46.359 --> 01:09:55.159 a radio ninety eight hundred ish ninety seven hundred is era is yes, two 1069 01:09:55.199 --> 01:09:58.880 magabytes and rams like a d X nine ship I believe or is it eight? 1070 01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:02.760 Remember? So they're doing amazing things that closed platforms, but well it 1071 01:10:02.920 --> 01:10:05.119 is, yeah, it is it is the closed platform It is being able 1072 01:10:05.119 --> 01:10:09.800 to write like directly, I just don't want to. I don't want gonna 1073 01:10:09.800 --> 01:10:12.319 put all those games. Once the next generation comes out, I'm running out 1074 01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:15.439 of like to clean off that shelf and start over with It's okay, the 1075 01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:17.279 next one will just all be digital. You're not gonna need boxes for anything. 1076 01:10:17.680 --> 01:10:19.880 Yeah, that's kind of what I hope with the next platform, is 1077 01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:26.000 that we finally get like bigger standard hard drives, and what do you think, 1078 01:10:26.079 --> 01:10:29.760 like five hundred out of the boxes? That seem realistic? I think 1079 01:10:29.800 --> 01:10:31.279 at this point, Yeah, what do you you ship like a five hundred 1080 01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:34.479 terabyte? I just gonna say, like, I think it's model. Also, 1081 01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:40.199 we've already reached the point where would probably be more expensive to get the 1082 01:10:40.279 --> 01:10:44.600 five hundred gigabyte hard drive than it would be to get the terabyte. Yeah, 1083 01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:46.520 depending on on the size of the drive, you go laptop sizes or 1084 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:54.079 whatever. But yeah, I don't know, maybe you do one terabyte big 1085 01:10:54.239 --> 01:11:01.199 drive and then a smaller SSD for just access stuff, for faster cash stuff. 1086 01:11:01.199 --> 01:11:04.239 I don't know. I would like to see a common base. Yeah, 1087 01:11:04.279 --> 01:11:06.359 I hope. I hope they don't do that, because I guess it's 1088 01:11:06.399 --> 01:11:11.239 one of those you know, it's like the optional Xbox hard drive, which 1089 01:11:11.239 --> 01:11:14.760 I guess at this point is no longer. Well you you could use a 1090 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:17.640 USB device, I suppose, but yeah, I hope they don't do that 1091 01:11:17.840 --> 01:11:20.720 fast. I hope it's just a size difference. I'd like to see online 1092 01:11:20.760 --> 01:11:27.439 profiles. I'm saying both in the same box. You're saying a small I'm 1093 01:11:27.479 --> 01:11:30.600 saying, like, maybe they put an internal It's why. That's just way 1094 01:11:30.600 --> 01:11:32.000 too expensive. That's crazy. They would never do it was crazy talk. 1095 01:11:32.359 --> 01:11:36.800 Yeah, you get your big drive for your media, and you're you're kind 1096 01:11:36.840 --> 01:11:40.720 of not in stuff that doesn't necessarily need to be access NonStop, and then 1097 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:43.319 you've got your smaller kind of almost a cash drive or something. They're going 1098 01:11:43.359 --> 01:11:45.319 for an all digital platform. They want to give you the platform to buy 1099 01:11:45.399 --> 01:11:48.279 as much stuff as possible, So they're gonna have you running your games off 1100 01:11:48.319 --> 01:11:54.399 of the mass storage. That's how I would expect it to happen. Yeah, 1101 01:11:54.800 --> 01:11:58.560 but I want to be able to come into the office and download my 1102 01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:01.880 profile, and I want I want I want my saves to come with me 1103 01:12:02.640 --> 01:12:04.600 in the cloud. I want my saves in the cloud. I want to 1104 01:12:04.600 --> 01:12:10.000 saves in the clouds. So bad would be great because because issues with saves 1105 01:12:10.039 --> 01:12:15.840 moving around is I adjusted, I adjusted to moving my my profile around on 1106 01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:18.800 a USB stick. I don't. I don't entirely mind that. I think 1107 01:12:18.800 --> 01:12:21.600 it's it seems so it seems a little archaic to me. Oh yeah, 1108 01:12:21.600 --> 01:12:26.399 it's like we've been bringing saves to work for ever, right, It's true. 1109 01:12:26.920 --> 01:12:30.279 I always had to have some sort of card of of something. Microsoft 1110 01:12:30.399 --> 01:12:33.119 has by far the best implementation of that right now. But yeah, even 1111 01:12:33.159 --> 01:12:38.359 there's is it just seems weird, Like it's like the thing, like there 1112 01:12:38.439 --> 01:12:41.520 are parts about that I really like, but then there are times when it's 1113 01:12:41.560 --> 01:12:44.640 like, oh, I just want to boot up the GBT and T account 1114 01:12:44.760 --> 01:12:48.680 at home and not have to like fucking like re recover it to this console 1115 01:12:48.800 --> 01:12:51.399 or anything. It's just like I just turned on and then there is that 1116 01:12:51.520 --> 01:12:55.199 profile and then I can go in there and I can change stuff, I 1117 01:12:55.239 --> 01:12:57.319 can add friends, I can do whatever I need to do. I really 1118 01:12:57.399 --> 01:13:00.880 hope Sony figures out stuff out in the next PlayStation, yeah, because if 1119 01:13:00.920 --> 01:13:03.880 there is an ex plays on, like just some of some of the profile 1120 01:13:03.920 --> 01:13:06.920 and save management in that thing is so inconsistent, hard to keep track of. 1121 01:13:08.159 --> 01:13:10.760 Yeah, like I was trying to review Dead Nation last week, and 1122 01:13:11.239 --> 01:13:15.239 it locks your save file to the device that it's saved on, which which 1123 01:13:15.279 --> 01:13:17.439 meant that there's no good reasons, which meant that I could have either there's 1124 01:13:17.479 --> 01:13:20.319 no good reason I could either carry that PS three home every night to play 1125 01:13:20.359 --> 01:13:23.800 it, or I could just only play it in the office, the same 1126 01:13:23.800 --> 01:13:26.880 thing. I mean, I can understand since that's a system lets you upload 1127 01:13:26.920 --> 01:13:29.479 saves to the internet and you can just like download saves and use them. 1128 01:13:29.600 --> 01:13:32.720 Yeah, but that's that's another another thing they should have fixed or or also 1129 01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:36.159 yes, who cares? Like what what does it matter if I'm downloading someone 1130 01:13:36.239 --> 01:13:42.920 else's like even I like, even to the trophy system, like it doesn't. 1131 01:13:43.000 --> 01:13:45.319 I don't know, it doesn't seem like it matters. You should always 1132 01:13:45.319 --> 01:13:47.720 be able to although again there are games on the three sixty that do that 1133 01:13:48.159 --> 01:13:54.119 randomly. I can never move my Dead or Alive Paradise saves because those are 1134 01:13:54.279 --> 01:13:57.319 lots damn it. I know those are locks to the thing I want to 1135 01:13:57.359 --> 01:14:00.159 say. I think that THEA locks your saved file to the device. It's 1136 01:14:00.159 --> 01:14:05.439 baffled. It is, it's baffling. Discs baffled number discs. Are you 1137 01:14:05.520 --> 01:14:09.159 calling disc lists discless? All right, this man, yes, this man 1138 01:14:09.239 --> 01:14:16.039 has no disc but doomp but doomp but dump dump dump but dump but dump. 1139 01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:19.199 But you don't think it's too small, do you? You don't think 1140 01:14:19.319 --> 01:14:24.800 people are gonna drive by not see the sun damp damp. I'm just gonna 1141 01:14:24.840 --> 01:14:28.960 start quoting you already started. We gonna say you start, you already did. 1142 01:14:31.079 --> 01:14:34.119 All right, I guess we're talking about news. Yes, we'll bit 1143 01:14:34.119 --> 01:14:40.760 of news. Yes, the news. Guys, they're going to reboot two 1144 01:14:40.880 --> 01:14:45.159 Raiders look good foot finally, how many boots has it gone through? Stuff? 1145 01:14:45.439 --> 01:14:47.880 I believe? I believe three. Yeah, that's the thing. You 1146 01:14:47.960 --> 01:14:51.359 contend this has happened before. I believe, Like they've just been making two 1147 01:14:51.520 --> 01:14:59.039 Raider games when the weird style game or whatever, that Angel Darkness is the 1148 01:14:59.119 --> 01:15:01.560 least angel. So so Angel of Darkness was the last core game, and 1149 01:15:01.640 --> 01:15:04.600 it was the PS two game and it was awful. That's the one that 1150 01:15:04.720 --> 01:15:08.479 was delayed forever. Yeah, that was the one to come out broken and 1151 01:15:08.600 --> 01:15:11.439 came out it was completely busted. But that was supposed to be like it's 1152 01:15:11.439 --> 01:15:14.720 a new beginning for Lara Croft. But it was a miserable failure, and 1153 01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:17.199 then they gave it all to Crystal d and they said, all right, 1154 01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:20.479 you guys seem like you know how to make games, unlike these Core guys. 1155 01:15:20.520 --> 01:15:24.039 Maybe you can help us out. And that was Legend. That was 1156 01:15:24.159 --> 01:15:28.560 the first one was Legend, and then they also did Underworld, and then 1157 01:15:28.600 --> 01:15:32.439 they also did Anniversary, which was a remake. I thought Underworld there was 1158 01:15:32.439 --> 01:15:35.680 another reboot? Am I wrong? Was that another like we're remat like this 1159 01:15:35.880 --> 01:15:39.680 is yeah kind of we're coming back this isla. I thought it was just 1160 01:15:39.720 --> 01:15:42.279 another legend. I thought they just made more of that. I just I 1161 01:15:42.399 --> 01:15:45.119 just bought Underworld for ten bucks. I thought even should I open it? 1162 01:15:45.199 --> 01:15:47.359 I thought it was another kind of like here's a serious like here's just another 1163 01:15:47.399 --> 01:15:51.800 serious Lara Croft game, like we've we've gone back and we've this is all 1164 01:15:51.880 --> 01:15:55.159 new for you. I thought the legend was that, and then that was 1165 01:15:55.319 --> 01:15:57.680 mildly successful, so they made more of that. I could be wrong. 1166 01:15:57.720 --> 01:16:00.279 I'm not the biggest Laurcroft fame. I'm not either. I don't know why 1167 01:16:00.279 --> 01:16:03.560 we're talking about the Guardian. Guardian is a za kind's a reboot? No, 1168 01:16:03.960 --> 01:16:08.720 no, because Guardians is kind of using the the aesthetic styles that they 1169 01:16:09.079 --> 01:16:11.840 that they established that anyway, the Crystal Dynamic stuff, forget about that. 1170 01:16:11.880 --> 01:16:15.319 They're making a new one. And this one is is for refinitively a reboots 1171 01:16:16.399 --> 01:16:19.399 because it's just called tmb raters. It is not just called it's just called 1172 01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:25.000 tumb Raider. When that's no, that's not a definitive remove. A definitive 1173 01:16:25.039 --> 01:16:30.079 reboot would be the tomb Raider. Yeah, all right, well maybe when 1174 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:32.720 they well so when they did the Crystal d reboot, they started part of 1175 01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:35.920 the Simple two thousand series, they started flapping the like everything was not just 1176 01:16:36.000 --> 01:16:41.000 Tom it was Lara Croft tomb Rator Anniversary. Like that's the technical name of 1177 01:16:41.079 --> 01:16:44.560 all those games. Is the video game is Lara Croft tomb Raider Legend and 1178 01:16:44.640 --> 01:16:46.840 Laura Croft tomb Raider Anniversary. So in the announcement of this reboot, which 1179 01:16:46.840 --> 01:16:49.439 I have not seen anything about or heard, it's gonna be on the cover 1180 01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:53.159 of the January Game Informers, So I don't think they've actually even officially. 1181 01:16:53.479 --> 01:16:58.399 Oh it is like those earlies. It's gonna have Lara Croft, a pretty 1182 01:16:58.600 --> 01:17:02.000 brown haired girl and she is gonna go on adventure size. That's the reboot. 1183 01:17:02.199 --> 01:17:04.800 But it seems like it looks like they've dispensed with all that like British 1184 01:17:04.880 --> 01:17:09.159 aristocratic background and all that stuff. Really it seemed like that, well, 1185 01:17:09.199 --> 01:17:11.880 it's like, you know, she'll have that stuff, but you know she's 1186 01:17:11.960 --> 01:17:15.239 she's always been a little more rough and tumble than that, and that they've 1187 01:17:15.359 --> 01:17:17.920 kind of the movies painted her like. It's definitely I thought that. I 1188 01:17:17.960 --> 01:17:20.600 thought that was the fun part though, like she's this kind of rich girl. 1189 01:17:20.760 --> 01:17:24.840 Yeah, I don't think they're gonna get away from that. It's it's 1190 01:17:25.279 --> 01:17:29.279 she's now a black woman from the streets of urban chaos. Two. Actually, 1191 01:17:30.960 --> 01:17:34.079 mm hmm, all right, have they said? So where did the 1192 01:17:34.239 --> 01:17:41.239 where the news story come out of? They revealed the cover and there's been 1193 01:17:41.239 --> 01:17:43.680 all that. There was a bunch of leaks stuff kind of a while ago. 1194 01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:46.039 Now that was pointing at this being some kind of open world, almost 1195 01:17:46.079 --> 01:17:50.560 survival based game or something, so it might gameplay wise, it could be 1196 01:17:50.760 --> 01:17:55.720 fairly different from what you might expect. At the same time, I would 1197 01:17:55.760 --> 01:18:00.279 expect that you will see some twystals being shot and piers, a wall being 1198 01:18:00.399 --> 01:18:08.720 climbed, perhaps some traversal style gameplay, and some shimmying maybe sideways fashion. 1199 01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:11.800 Why would you do that because you have to until there's room, okay, 1200 01:18:11.880 --> 01:18:15.319 to get over those rooms. Suggesting that I should shoomy sideways until there's that 1201 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:19.119 is precisely what I'm suggesting and create pushing in your in your fever dream of 1202 01:18:19.159 --> 01:18:23.520 a game. No, okay, rolling, yeah, you will roll out 1203 01:18:23.520 --> 01:18:25.840 of the way of stuff. Any tigers? Will you roll out of the 1204 01:18:25.880 --> 01:18:28.079 way of tigers? I hope. So you shoot a shark, I hope, 1205 01:18:28.119 --> 01:18:30.560 So t rex I hope. So maybe it's yeah, maybe it's just 1206 01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:32.479 me, But I just feel like for the duration of the existence of tomb 1207 01:18:32.520 --> 01:18:35.840 Raider, they have been rebooting and reinventing. It's like they had those those 1208 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:40.119 three or you know, however many there was first match of very like well 1209 01:18:40.239 --> 01:18:43.880 liked tomb Raider games, and when they've been three, and then there was 1210 01:18:44.000 --> 01:18:45.920 when they started changing generations, they kind of lost their grip on what the 1211 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:49.359 fuck tomb Raider was. To get back. It was by the time they 1212 01:18:49.399 --> 01:18:51.560 hit three where it was like, all right, your ship's kind of like 1213 01:18:51.640 --> 01:18:56.119 an old now like other games, other games are doing this better. And 1214 01:18:56.159 --> 01:19:00.760 then they did Chronicles, which is the one that had like preteen lar cross 1215 01:19:00.840 --> 01:19:03.079 on it. There's been a lot of two yeah, yeah, yeah, 1216 01:19:04.119 --> 01:19:08.439 a couple. I think the only team rater game of I've liked was like 1217 01:19:08.600 --> 01:19:12.920 Legend or Underworld, whichever perfect Legend Legend was the Like, that was the 1218 01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:15.800 first Crystal d game that was good. Yeah, that was good. I 1219 01:19:15.000 --> 01:19:18.840 feel like those guys have been doing a fine job with the handling that stuff. 1220 01:19:18.880 --> 01:19:21.760 But at the same time, I wouldn't necessarily want to play another one 1221 01:19:21.760 --> 01:19:25.680 of those. So but it's still and it still felt like it was like, 1222 01:19:25.760 --> 01:19:29.199 Okay, this is You've gotten better. You've made a competent game, 1223 01:19:29.279 --> 01:19:31.640 which Core at a certain point had kind of just slipped away from doing Tell 1224 01:19:31.720 --> 01:19:38.159 It, Tell It to the Life President, Life Presidents. These games are 1225 01:19:38.199 --> 01:19:41.960 all the same, so wait, who's doing this one? Crystal It's still 1226 01:19:42.000 --> 01:19:49.800 Crystal dam Yes it is. It's still Crystal Dynamics. They lost me all 1227 01:19:49.840 --> 01:19:55.479 this shocking up our database, Like I feel like all these reboots and kind 1228 01:19:55.479 --> 01:19:57.920 of like we're just gonna call it the same name, like stop, no, 1229 01:19:58.000 --> 01:20:00.479 no, no, why that's why I'm asking for just a a comic 1230 01:20:00.560 --> 01:20:02.560 courtesy throw on the front of it. Yeah, it's something makes it easier 1231 01:20:02.600 --> 01:20:05.600 for us, like port Port Dave and Andy and all those guys have to 1232 01:20:05.640 --> 01:20:08.600 be like, all right, now, we gotta fucking to search again because 1233 01:20:08.600 --> 01:20:11.319 we need to make sure when you type in tumb radar the right one, 1234 01:20:11.359 --> 01:20:14.199 the most popular run comes up, and if you're typing sound out the Hedgehog, 1235 01:20:14.680 --> 01:20:16.359 this will come up. I just feel like this is making things more 1236 01:20:16.399 --> 01:20:24.439 difficult, feel for you, guys, and rebooting Final Fantasy on my own 1237 01:20:24.479 --> 01:20:32.760 buble. Finally, the Final Fantasy. It's actually called Finally. Actually it's 1238 01:20:32.800 --> 01:20:40.079 just called Final Fantasy, but we italicized final. That's right, Final Fantasy, 1239 01:20:40.399 --> 01:20:46.640 Final an underlined fantasy Fantasy. Twisted Pixel has revealed their next game, 1240 01:20:47.520 --> 01:20:54.279 Comic Jumper. No rebooting a Comic Jumper. Yeah, it's a sequel say 1241 01:20:54.359 --> 01:21:00.199 game that they already made Explosion Man called Miss explosion Man. Right now, 1242 01:21:00.239 --> 01:21:02.399 what's the diffence between Splosion Man and Missplosian Man. Really, she has a 1243 01:21:02.479 --> 01:21:08.720 bow in her hair, but she doesn't have that. I didn't the hair 1244 01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:11.199 get burnt off. I don't know if this was a direct quote, but 1245 01:21:11.239 --> 01:21:15.279 I saw somewhere and I think it was in our story that Splosion Man has 1246 01:21:15.319 --> 01:21:17.520 a penis and missplosians Man has a vagina. Yes, that's one of the 1247 01:21:17.560 --> 01:21:23.800 interviews they direct quote leave Josh bar said that, so that is there, 1248 01:21:23.880 --> 01:21:26.560 you go. That is the difference. She is pink and has a boat. 1249 01:21:28.039 --> 01:21:30.359 It seems like she has electric powers too. But they did say that 1250 01:21:30.359 --> 01:21:32.439 there would be new gameplay stuff. It's not just a level pack. Oh 1251 01:21:32.560 --> 01:21:34.600 my god, I don't know if I can take anymore to that game. 1252 01:21:35.479 --> 01:21:40.560 I feel like it's just just imagine how much better they've gotten at their craft 1253 01:21:40.600 --> 01:21:46.399 of making FMV. But it's it's their best game, like purely like thinking 1254 01:21:46.760 --> 01:21:49.039 thinking, yeah, you're right, you're right, it's their best game. 1255 01:21:49.119 --> 01:21:53.760 It's it's a good game. It's it's grueling. It's yeah, it's hard, 1256 01:21:53.920 --> 01:21:57.399 well it's it's but it's it's grueling in a way that they could checkpoint 1257 01:21:57.479 --> 01:22:00.600 away. Yeah. Like the only time Explosion Man made me go like, 1258 01:22:00.640 --> 01:22:03.520 all right, fuck this, I'm not playing this anymore was when they would 1259 01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:08.399 have those big, long, like it's kind of escape sequences or something where 1260 01:22:08.399 --> 01:22:11.399 it's like the lava is rising, you gotta get a something, water, 1261 01:22:11.640 --> 01:22:14.840 gotta get out of here. There was a fair amount of memorization where where 1262 01:22:14.920 --> 01:22:17.880 but they were like super long sequences where if you just threw a checkpoint in 1263 01:22:18.399 --> 01:22:23.399 if you cut those in half, no more than that, just split them 1264 01:22:23.399 --> 01:22:29.079 in half. It would be so much less abusive feeling. I played a 1265 01:22:29.079 --> 01:22:30.960 little comic jomp or if you like, maybe a month ago or something, 1266 01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:35.439 and it's not it's not very good game. It's not very fun. It's 1267 01:22:35.479 --> 01:22:38.640 awesome, but yeah, the game parts not great. No, yeah, 1268 01:22:38.680 --> 01:22:44.520 the parts that aren't the game are fucking incredible. But it makes you play 1269 01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:47.359 their game. At the end, you fight the final boss from Explosion Man. 1270 01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:56.199 Yeah, really like same, just like what I have to finish that 1271 01:22:56.279 --> 01:22:59.199 game. I'm on the last level, man, I just kind of peter 1272 01:22:59.239 --> 01:23:03.359 it out. Miss. Anyways, I'm only only only critical because I love 1273 01:23:03.439 --> 01:23:08.960 and I am excited for I think that they're the fact that they're making a 1274 01:23:09.159 --> 01:23:14.840 misplosion man is hilarious. It's that is in and of itself a great gag. 1275 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:18.399 And yeah, I think it's their strongest game. And to just point 1276 01:23:18.439 --> 01:23:26.319 they have absolutely they're the best best in class at dumb videos in modern video. 1277 01:23:26.359 --> 01:23:30.640 Maybe they'll get Danny Trio and really really make this flourish. Don't move 1278 01:23:30.680 --> 01:23:38.800 your feet, give him the stick, broke the game now, I pick 1279 01:23:38.840 --> 01:23:43.039 your face, so Danny Trio. Now I just turned into a side of 1280 01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:46.560 meat. Fall out of the sky. Please don't kill me. So you're 1281 01:23:46.560 --> 01:23:53.560 not playing any of the StarCraft two patch beta stuff? No, uh, 1282 01:23:54.239 --> 01:23:56.560 that's something you can opt into. Tell me about this, paint Paint me 1283 01:23:56.600 --> 01:24:00.319 a picture. How does the stuff with the Craft? You can self? 1284 01:24:00.439 --> 01:24:02.479 Yeah, download you you know, you can get into these patch servers and 1285 01:24:02.520 --> 01:24:08.640 play stuff ahead of time. And yeah, it's not a yeah exactly like 1286 01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:12.159 they let you, you know with Wow and and most other MMOs thoughts. 1287 01:24:12.159 --> 01:24:15.000 Just kind of copy your character over to the public test realm. So is 1288 01:24:15.000 --> 01:24:16.359 that how it works? I wasn't sure. Mechanically how you switch back and 1289 01:24:16.399 --> 01:24:18.840 forth and you can switch back to yea, so you just kind of create 1290 01:24:18.840 --> 01:24:21.560 a copy of your character. It's some cases you can also like just max 1291 01:24:21.680 --> 01:24:25.079 level them or something like that, depending on what they're testing or something. 1292 01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:29.239 I'm sure the pros effing love this because they can get on there and test 1293 01:24:29.279 --> 01:24:30.239 a bunch of new pile before this, because I mean, some of the 1294 01:24:30.359 --> 01:24:32.760 changes they made are pretty profound. I know you guys don't really care, 1295 01:24:32.840 --> 01:24:38.119 but like a lot of tests, you hurt. You hurt me when observers 1296 01:24:38.159 --> 01:24:40.920 are now twenty five seventy five instead of fifty one hundred. Does that mean 1297 01:24:41.000 --> 01:24:44.119 you think, oh my god, really that is pretty major. Believe pretty 1298 01:24:44.159 --> 01:24:47.840 major. One of those numbers is different from the other. Hallucination research has 1299 01:24:47.880 --> 01:24:53.560 been reduced by thirty seconds. That's pretty big. I'm excited. I'm thirty 1300 01:24:53.600 --> 01:24:56.439 seconds is a really tastes like an hour for it to kick in for me. 1301 01:24:56.600 --> 01:25:00.359 The void Brae speed up grade has been removed, but they now do 1302 01:25:00.479 --> 01:25:03.960 an extra twenty percent damage to massive targets. That's a lot of percentages. 1303 01:25:03.960 --> 01:25:09.359 It's hot. That is hot anyway. Yeah, it's cool that people can 1304 01:25:09.479 --> 01:25:12.359 jump on here and yeah, like start specking out new builds without actually having 1305 01:25:12.399 --> 01:25:15.239 to worry about like ladder competition and stuff like that. So the first, 1306 01:25:16.359 --> 01:25:19.079 the other's all still subject to change. Yeah. In fact, one of 1307 01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:24.039 the changes is already listed as this change is only for the beta period or 1308 01:25:24.079 --> 01:25:26.439 something like that. Like they made bunkers build faster, but they're like, 1309 01:25:26.520 --> 01:25:28.840 this will revert back when it goes live. It's like, I'm not even 1310 01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:30.680 sure why. That's probably because they just don't feel like patching it out of 1311 01:25:30.800 --> 01:25:33.920 their public test version. Maybe they already decided to no good, or maybe 1312 01:25:33.960 --> 01:25:35.720 it's like one of those things we're like, Okay, well we need to 1313 01:25:35.760 --> 01:25:41.399 do this step before we can get to this next part in this process. 1314 01:25:41.640 --> 01:25:44.279 Maybe so we just want to speed up how fast it takes us to get 1315 01:25:44.279 --> 01:25:47.279 to this because it saves us time. It's possible. The other the other 1316 01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:50.039 big thing that's coming in this patch is like chat channels and stuff like, 1317 01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:55.000 it's not just game changes here, it's all the stuff battle that. Yeah, 1318 01:25:55.000 --> 01:25:57.279 it's all battle that stuff, all all the things that people wind about. 1319 01:25:57.319 --> 01:25:59.039 Basically when the game came out and they were like, oh, where 1320 01:25:59.039 --> 01:26:02.039 did our IRC chant like they're in this. Have there been any cues to 1321 01:26:02.119 --> 01:26:05.399 play StarCraft two? Or is that strictly wow? I didn't. Someone sent 1322 01:26:05.439 --> 01:26:10.439 me a screenshot on Twitter that that was of a battle Neet queue that looked 1323 01:26:10.479 --> 01:26:14.920 all battle nettie. It was not StarCraft. It didn't say StarCraft or Warcraft 1324 01:26:14.920 --> 01:26:16.359 anywhere on and it just said it just was a battle Neet looking thing. 1325 01:26:16.880 --> 01:26:19.600 It just said eight hours fifty two minutes. I'm like, what the fuck, 1326 01:26:19.720 --> 01:26:26.119 that's crazy, insane. I know that. I know that, like 1327 01:26:26.279 --> 01:26:30.560 with Cataclysm coming out, I'm sure there will be cues again. They had 1328 01:26:30.600 --> 01:26:34.079 cues to reactivate accounts recently where people were waiting on the phone for like four 1329 01:26:34.159 --> 01:26:38.720 hours and stuff like that, Like there was like getting accounts up and running 1330 01:26:38.800 --> 01:26:41.520 was apparently messed up over the weekend or something. I have to do that 1331 01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:43.760 over the photo or I don't know what the hell. I would hope that 1332 01:26:43.800 --> 01:26:45.359 they would just expand out the servers and then shrink it back, you know, 1333 01:26:45.560 --> 01:26:48.399 like they should know it. You know they're gonna get this big. 1334 01:26:48.560 --> 01:26:54.039 I assume the StarCraft and Wow exists on separate infrastructure. I would hope, 1335 01:26:54.039 --> 01:26:57.800 So I hope. But yeah, like I said, the screenshot was provided 1336 01:26:57.840 --> 01:26:59.880 without context, so I don't know what the person was trying to do. 1337 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:01.800 Definitely, no Q, no way, time, no nothing for StarCraft. 1338 01:27:01.880 --> 01:27:04.359 And every time I go on there, it's always it always says they're at 1339 01:27:04.439 --> 01:27:09.000 least like a million players on Battlenet at the moment. So so this is 1340 01:27:09.039 --> 01:27:12.560 something you can just jump into. You don't need to like qualify for special 1341 01:27:12.800 --> 01:27:15.079 In fact, it's it's accounts. The counts have to be created before. 1342 01:27:17.399 --> 01:27:20.560 Yeah, I'm not sure what the rationale is behind though. Anyone that bought 1343 01:27:20.600 --> 01:27:25.319 the game late or register their account late is not in it's it's only old 1344 01:27:25.399 --> 01:27:30.159 players. Okay, m alright, alright, that doesn't seemed too bad though, 1345 01:27:30.640 --> 01:27:34.479 too much of a restriction. Moving on, We've got a new Ghostbusters 1346 01:27:34.560 --> 01:27:40.319 game being announced by Atari through the USA today. It's got a good subtitle. 1347 01:27:40.319 --> 01:27:44.760 I think I liked the subtitle, Uh, Sanctum of Slime. Yeah, 1348 01:27:45.119 --> 01:27:46.800 is that the subtitle that you were talking about? That is that's the 1349 01:27:46.840 --> 01:27:49.239 subtitle of it. I just want to make sure that was the one sanctum 1350 01:27:50.079 --> 01:27:54.880 So, uh, yeah, they're making a follow up to Ghostbusters the video 1351 01:27:55.000 --> 01:27:58.479 game, but this is actually a follow up to that. It's a reboot. 1352 01:27:58.560 --> 01:28:01.479 I think the ghost Busters, uh, the real Ghostbusters, I think 1353 01:28:01.600 --> 01:28:05.319 the I think by follow up they just mean like also also with the same 1354 01:28:05.399 --> 01:28:10.520 license. Yeah, okay, I'm not saying it's not like it's not story 1355 01:28:10.560 --> 01:28:14.079 can picking up where Ghostbusters the video game picked up. Yeah, I don't, 1356 01:28:14.079 --> 01:28:15.960 I don't. I don't know. Okay, it's not the fifth movie. 1357 01:28:16.880 --> 01:28:19.520 I don't know. Well, I do know that the that none of 1358 01:28:19.560 --> 01:28:24.319 the voice actors are returning, but I don't even know if their likenesses are 1359 01:28:24.479 --> 01:28:28.239 downloadable? Is a downloadable game? Is Xbox Lab Arcade PlayStation network game? 1360 01:28:28.439 --> 01:28:31.319 And it's like a top down dungeon crawler like dual Joystick. Yeah, it 1361 01:28:31.319 --> 01:28:35.800 looks like a dual joystick. Be hot hot, And I mean the dual 1362 01:28:36.439 --> 01:28:42.119 down Ghostbusters arcade game that was garbage. Well, not not like that, 1363 01:28:42.319 --> 01:28:45.279 yeah, not except that this could be good. So not like that at 1364 01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:46.960 all, I guess, except for the Ghostbusters part. Not an arcade, 1365 01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:51.840 well an Xbox arcade. You know, having not the voice actors return maybe 1366 01:28:51.880 --> 01:28:57.920 would have made me sad until I played. You're like, yeah, okay, 1367 01:28:58.000 --> 01:29:00.159 all right, let's try something else. Let's you know that wasn't They 1368 01:29:00.239 --> 01:29:05.560 weren't terrible, but no, I'm willing to get somebody else to turn out 1369 01:29:05.600 --> 01:29:09.760 BAT. At this point, I bet there's no voice obviously. I'm I'm 1370 01:29:09.800 --> 01:29:14.159 wagering no zero voice work in this one. I bet there aren't even named 1371 01:29:14.239 --> 01:29:24.880 characters. I bet there are no stances or Bankman's. Jeff has an uncanny 1372 01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:30.560 knack for being able to vocalize synthesized console spell. Long time playing you Your 1373 01:29:30.640 --> 01:29:38.359 Joe Montana sports talk is pretty right on your hit The Space Ghostbusters. If 1374 01:29:38.359 --> 01:29:41.199 you listen to it a certain way, it sounds aquatic. I definitely get 1375 01:29:41.199 --> 01:29:45.479 a little fishman but that's kind of it's kind of but it's oh no, 1376 01:29:45.640 --> 01:29:49.560 no, it's good. It's good. Yeah, you know, despite like 1377 01:29:49.640 --> 01:29:53.920 that was kind of the thing, was that the Ghostbusters game was just pure 1378 01:29:54.119 --> 01:29:57.399 nostalgia bait, Like that's all that game was for. Was you you like 1379 01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:00.880 this movie called Ghostbusters? Right? And I was like, yeah, I 1380 01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:04.479 do. He's video game's got the guys from Ghostbusters. I don't like this 1381 01:30:04.560 --> 01:30:10.640 game at all. This Yeah, this is one of those like okay, 1382 01:30:10.640 --> 01:30:13.159 well now we have the license. This looks like more of just a game, 1383 01:30:15.000 --> 01:30:17.800 like a video game. Dual Joystick ghost Catching sounds totally okay to me. 1384 01:30:18.119 --> 01:30:23.199 Yeah. I feel like for the nature of the Ghostbusters weapons, that 1385 01:30:24.199 --> 01:30:27.399 dual joystick set up would probably be feel good. It probably feel pretty good. 1386 01:30:27.399 --> 01:30:29.920 It feel pretty good. Yeah, like the busting it'll feel pretty good. 1387 01:30:30.680 --> 01:30:34.199 It's been known to make me feel good in the past. Do you 1388 01:30:34.239 --> 01:30:38.199 believe in magic? See if it does? Do you want a new drug? 1389 01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:45.119 I do? I also want to go back in time? Hell yeah 1390 01:30:47.000 --> 01:30:51.159 no I didn't. I didn't have a back again. I thought I thought 1391 01:30:51.159 --> 01:30:55.800 we're going back to and also back to the futures. Coming out now, 1392 01:30:56.359 --> 01:31:01.319 No, coming out in December it does not have it does not have a 1393 01:31:01.359 --> 01:31:06.800 release dates now that is now wait a minute, it's out now because it's 1394 01:31:06.840 --> 01:31:12.039 December. I'm going by release date logic of the of the publisher. Did 1395 01:31:12.079 --> 01:31:14.760 you guys see the new screenshots that came out for that, No, one 1396 01:31:14.800 --> 01:31:17.600 of which features match three gameplay? Wonderful. I don't know how to feel 1397 01:31:17.640 --> 01:31:20.560 about that. You know, you gotta are you matching garbage to put into 1398 01:31:20.600 --> 01:31:25.000 the It's like you appear to be matching color jewels, but I'm maybe a 1399 01:31:25.039 --> 01:31:29.840 mistaken flux capastor play some bejewels, all right, what Marty McFly can't play 1400 01:31:29.880 --> 01:31:32.880 but jewels? Maybe maybe Marty McFly events Bejeweled background fifty. That seems like 1401 01:31:33.000 --> 01:31:35.560 something that would be okay to insert into an adventure. Again, Yeah, 1402 01:31:35.600 --> 01:31:42.880 it's probably fine as long as Christopher Lloyd is there saying this is the same 1403 01:31:42.960 --> 01:31:45.920 piece of damn, damn right, just over and over again. Shut up, 1404 01:31:47.039 --> 01:31:49.439 double damn you guys. You guys seen the YouTube video they put up 1405 01:31:49.439 --> 01:31:55.640 of their Marty McFly. Yes, It's Magic is a serious party, McFly. 1406 01:31:57.520 --> 01:31:59.920 It was one of those things I saw that like because it's before they 1407 01:32:00.119 --> 01:32:03.159 shown any gameplay, Like we have some character sketches and yeah, Chris Lloyd's 1408 01:32:03.159 --> 01:32:06.159 on on board, and one of the screenwriters is on board. The other 1409 01:32:06.239 --> 01:32:11.239 Bob not Bob's a macis uh. And I tell Tom F. Wilson doing 1410 01:32:11.279 --> 01:32:15.119 I was like, I don't know, maybe this is not involved in the 1411 01:32:15.199 --> 01:32:20.359 storyline. Maybe he is. Come now, Yeah, it's probably out with 1412 01:32:20.479 --> 01:32:27.279 his guitar singing that song about what it's like to have been in Back to 1413 01:32:27.319 --> 01:32:32.760 the Future and have that be your only it's a bit nizeable thing. Yeah, 1414 01:32:32.760 --> 01:32:34.640 I don't know. I don't know when back to fus coming out there 1415 01:32:34.720 --> 01:32:38.319 Martin with fly is awesome and hearing his voice was the first thing that made 1416 01:32:38.319 --> 01:32:42.159 me go, Okay, I'm allowing myself to be excited about this game because 1417 01:32:42.319 --> 01:32:45.840 that's a damn damn good Even if you're not worried that it's just gonna end 1418 01:32:45.920 --> 01:32:49.079 up about the same quality as the cartoon. I think it will be remarkably 1419 01:32:49.119 --> 01:32:54.720 better than the cartoon. Okay, I have I hope my hopes set at 1420 01:32:54.760 --> 01:32:57.199 least there that it will be way better than the cartoon. The cartoon was 1421 01:32:57.239 --> 01:33:00.000 pretty bad cartoon can I'm expected it would be about the quality of the team 1422 01:33:00.039 --> 01:33:02.800 in Wolf cartoon so you know, that'll be good. I'll be happy with 1423 01:33:02.880 --> 01:33:10.359 that, hey, will you. I wasn't even a new store. That 1424 01:33:10.399 --> 01:33:14.680 was just us talking about back to the Actually, I just said I wanted 1425 01:33:14.680 --> 01:33:20.640 to go back in time, and then you you took it as a sepah. 1426 01:33:20.640 --> 01:33:24.479 I don't know. No release date for Back to the Future, just 1427 01:33:25.199 --> 01:33:31.079 month, which is I don't know. It's that seems uncharacteristic for for tell 1428 01:33:31.159 --> 01:33:35.239 Tale. Oh, usually they're about like our release date and then we will 1429 01:33:35.399 --> 01:33:40.960 always hit that release. On the way side, they remember they announced the 1430 01:33:41.039 --> 01:33:45.119 date for Poker Night like three days before it came out, So that's true. 1431 01:33:45.159 --> 01:33:47.319 But that also seems you're right, I mean that still is that's still 1432 01:33:47.319 --> 01:33:49.840 insisted with the letter of the law. They did announce a date and hit 1433 01:33:49.880 --> 01:33:56.760 it. But even even that like tomorrow, like like announcing it and then 1434 01:33:56.840 --> 01:33:59.960 going like that, I have to chalk up to just I don't know, 1435 01:34:00.159 --> 01:34:04.159 licensing craziness and yeah, possibly, I don't know. I'm not privy. 1436 01:34:04.239 --> 01:34:08.159 I want to know what's going on with dress Park. No you don't, 1437 01:34:08.239 --> 01:34:10.760 I do, I do too. What the hell is that going to be? 1438 01:34:11.439 --> 01:34:15.319 It's a Unix terminal, can't well? They kept saying we were talking 1439 01:34:15.359 --> 01:34:17.880 to the dudes at very different at at Packs. They were kind of saying 1440 01:34:17.920 --> 01:34:21.159 like, yeah, this is gonna be more your traditional adventure game, like 1441 01:34:21.479 --> 01:34:27.319 like you know from US, but Drastic Park, we're going weird. They're 1442 01:34:27.359 --> 01:34:31.800 going They're going somewhere outside of their comfort zone. Well, when the Telltell 1443 01:34:31.840 --> 01:34:34.399 guys were here, they were like, yeah, you know, Dress of 1444 01:34:34.439 --> 01:34:39.079 Parks pretty awesome. So I'm kind of curious too. I just wanted to 1445 01:34:39.439 --> 01:34:45.840 look like like, yeah, do you play as a dinosaur? I hope 1446 01:34:45.880 --> 01:34:49.439 so clever girl, Yes, you do. You play as the clever girl. 1447 01:34:49.479 --> 01:34:54.800 You play as the butt, play a Samuel Jackins butt. Yep. 1448 01:34:55.079 --> 01:35:00.239 You have to turn the generator back on and it's but all right, let's 1449 01:35:00.239 --> 01:35:05.960 talk about some new releases. Anything else do you have to get here for? 1450 01:35:06.199 --> 01:35:09.720 Jassics? And I was just like waiting for the what other quotes do 1451 01:35:09.800 --> 01:35:15.039 we have? Toture finds away, Nature finds a way, ms, God 1452 01:35:15.119 --> 01:35:21.199 creates man, what's he doing? Everything? Reboot The Fly? Oh dude, 1453 01:35:21.239 --> 01:35:26.920 fuck you, fuck you? Fuck that movie? The Great? What 1454 01:35:26.960 --> 01:35:28.920 are you talking about? Not when you see it when you're like seven? 1455 01:35:29.079 --> 01:35:31.640 Yeah, yeah, I agree, I totally agree. I wish if you're 1456 01:35:31.960 --> 01:35:36.560 pulling teeth and refused to arm wrestle for like a decade. It's so good 1457 01:35:36.720 --> 01:35:40.760 after that, Oh, he starts pulling the fingernails off. That happens to 1458 01:35:40.840 --> 01:35:45.800 me. They definitely don't watch video drome. What if I wrestle wrestle guy, 1459 01:35:45.920 --> 01:35:46.960 my arms splits and a half too. That can happen. That could 1460 01:35:47.000 --> 01:35:50.039 happen. That can totally happen, and you have a shot as as a 1461 01:35:51.159 --> 01:35:55.880 referee for wrist wrestling. Jeff knows a thing or two three about the danger 1462 01:35:55.880 --> 01:35:59.479 of wrist wrestling. He's seen so many femurs in his life. If people 1463 01:35:59.760 --> 01:36:03.159 have to from arm wrestling. What a femur from arm wrestling? Oh yeah, 1464 01:36:03.399 --> 01:36:06.600 oh yeah, a broken, broken femur all the whole over place. 1465 01:36:06.680 --> 01:36:12.159 How does that happen? You don't want to know. It's like ankle wrestling 1466 01:36:12.239 --> 01:36:15.600 as well. Break it breaks so hard that it pops out of the leg. 1467 01:36:15.239 --> 01:36:17.920 What it's like, It's where it's where the tension comes from. That's 1468 01:36:17.920 --> 01:36:21.199 where all of the arm wrestler's strength actually comes to. The don't actually from 1469 01:36:21.199 --> 01:36:24.800 their legs, it's all arms, okay, no, no, no, 1470 01:36:24.840 --> 01:36:27.960 no, I mean it's like that's where it comes out, but it starts 1471 01:36:27.960 --> 01:36:30.479 at the legs. I saw a video of a fourteen year old girl arm 1472 01:36:30.560 --> 01:36:32.359 wrestling. Have you I saw a video? I saw a video over the 1473 01:36:32.359 --> 01:36:34.640 weekend. I watched that same video. I watched that with you. Yeah, 1474 01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:40.520 I was disappointed by the rushing her teeth afterwards, and that's usually how 1475 01:36:40.520 --> 01:36:43.720 those goes. It was on a subscription side. It was all Japanese and 1476 01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:45.359 then she just talked about the World WARKERFT for a while. You have to 1477 01:36:45.359 --> 01:36:48.239 see the arm wrestling video that I saw over the week which is a champion 1478 01:36:48.359 --> 01:36:54.199 German arm wrestler who has got actual popeye syndrome or his right arm as I 1479 01:36:54.319 --> 01:36:57.640 swear to God, three to four times the size of his actual syndrome. 1480 01:36:57.680 --> 01:37:00.199 It's actually it was actually a genetic It began as a gene condition and he 1481 01:37:00.319 --> 01:37:04.039 just let me just ran with it and became a champion art rossler. Him. 1482 01:37:04.199 --> 01:37:08.399 Hey, if you say you have a condition that will make you popeye, 1483 01:37:09.239 --> 01:37:12.720 then I'm from point one spinach eye to fucking stoke, but only on 1484 01:37:12.800 --> 01:37:16.520 one side, like like spindly girl arm. On the other side, I'll 1485 01:37:16.560 --> 01:37:19.880 take half pop out of the right arm, like fucking huge, huge, 1486 01:37:20.119 --> 01:37:25.039 especially the four arm. I wish I would have Popeye four arms in your 1487 01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:28.079 mind right now. Robin Williams, though, gage at one of my eyes 1488 01:37:28.520 --> 01:37:32.039 like that he is eating spinach through a corn cob pipe. I was just 1489 01:37:32.119 --> 01:37:35.479 shoving the whole thing in there the can, Yeah, vacuum in it through 1490 01:37:36.119 --> 01:37:40.720 the Popeye successfully convince you as a child that spinach tasted good? No, 1491 01:37:41.439 --> 01:37:45.760 because the spinach ees always looks disgusted as they're boiled, because it's canned spin 1492 01:37:45.600 --> 01:37:48.199 like. I like spinach now as an adult, but it has to be 1493 01:37:48.319 --> 01:37:53.600 prepared in a good way, not just in a can, not just horribly 1494 01:37:53.840 --> 01:38:00.319 canned slimy. Yeah, I want to do some greens. That's the reaction 1495 01:38:00.399 --> 01:38:01.760 I probably have the same one with the Pope has when if I were to 1496 01:38:01.800 --> 01:38:05.399 eat a can of raw ass spinach like mushy, I'd probably flip out too. 1497 01:38:05.560 --> 01:38:10.920 My pipe would start flipping over. Fuck, bust out of the screen 1498 01:38:11.079 --> 01:38:15.159 that you've been somehow wrapped up inside of disgusting? Why would you eat that? 1499 01:38:15.399 --> 01:38:19.279 Go punch it, Jeep and turn muscles start moving like pistons, turn 1500 01:38:19.319 --> 01:38:24.079 all red and just start running around the level. Jeep. You're gonna need 1501 01:38:24.159 --> 01:38:30.000 Jeep's help. Tattoos start animating on their own. Battle ships start firing all 1502 01:38:30.039 --> 01:38:34.880 right now. Releases for this week Tron Evolution for the PC, Xbox three, 1503 01:38:35.039 --> 01:38:41.960 sixty, Nintendo DS, Sony PlayStation Portable, and PlayStation three. Also 1504 01:38:42.000 --> 01:38:47.359 out this week Tron Evolution Battle Grids for the Nintendo Week completely separate game. 1505 01:38:47.760 --> 01:38:53.279 We're gonna pick that up. I imagine the PSP something weird. Yeah, 1506 01:38:54.319 --> 01:38:56.960 probably Rememb're gonna pick up a copy of that Week game and see what it's 1507 01:38:56.960 --> 01:38:59.439 all about. Because the last time I saw it three it looked interesting. 1508 01:39:00.319 --> 01:39:02.279 I saw it since then, and I also thought, like, hey, 1509 01:39:02.359 --> 01:39:05.920 that actually looks kind of good because they just focused just on light cycles. 1510 01:39:05.960 --> 01:39:10.800 It seems he has a lot of light cycle stuff. Battle Battle Grid Yogi 1511 01:39:10.920 --> 01:39:13.960 Bear of the video game. I didn't know this was a movie until this 1512 01:39:14.039 --> 01:39:15.800 week. This is a movie. I've known about it for way too long, 1513 01:39:15.880 --> 01:39:19.319 and it's really it's Neil Hamburger has had some interesting things to say about 1514 01:39:19.600 --> 01:39:25.079 Yogi Bear the movie on Twitter. I don't follow him. I slow my. 1515 01:39:25.239 --> 01:39:28.239 Yeah, known about it for too long because there's Andy Daly is this 1516 01:39:28.479 --> 01:39:31.640 comedic actor who's like bit role in the movie. He's been he's been talking 1517 01:39:31.640 --> 01:39:36.439 about his involvement in it because since like March April something like that. I 1518 01:39:36.520 --> 01:39:42.920 saw the trailer and I was like this weekend and was floored, amazed they 1519 01:39:42.960 --> 01:39:46.520 could not find a good Yogi bear in person. It's Danakroy. It's terrible, 1520 01:39:46.640 --> 01:39:49.600 justin Timberlake. Right. You don't think so, You don't think Danikred's 1521 01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:54.159 bears an not from the trailer you like it. I think it's okay. 1522 01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:56.720 I don't think it's all right. It sounds does not say I mean the 1523 01:39:56.760 --> 01:40:00.600 movie looks like an abortion, but like his I think that's not the part 1524 01:40:00.640 --> 01:40:03.159 where they lose. Yeah, yeah, totally, he doesn't. It doesn't 1525 01:40:03.159 --> 01:40:11.199 sound like exactly like the rest of this looks like comic gold. Uh, 1526 01:40:11.399 --> 01:40:15.039 deal Breakers. Ranger Smith completely takes me out of the experience. Who plays 1527 01:40:15.159 --> 01:40:18.119 Ranger smiths like Jason Lee? No, no, no, no, it's 1528 01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:21.720 it's it's the guy. Oh God, tip of my guy. Who's who 1529 01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:30.600 was the main guy in ed Uh Martov Peebles, thank you, Ranger. 1530 01:40:32.239 --> 01:40:34.960 Uh. I'm just I'm gonna I'll pull it up here because I know, 1531 01:40:35.720 --> 01:40:39.239 God, damn it, matt LeBlanc. It's Matt le Blanc. That's it. 1532 01:40:39.960 --> 01:40:44.640 Is it no, I would probably say, like, you know, 1533 01:40:44.760 --> 01:40:48.399 the dumb guy from Friends. I can't remember. I can't remember which movie 1534 01:40:48.520 --> 01:40:51.359 ED was. That was a Baseball with the Monkey, right, that's a 1535 01:40:51.399 --> 01:40:56.119 TV show, as I is the ED that I am bright? Okay by 1536 01:40:56.199 --> 01:41:00.319 that? Okay, your connection wasn't that unn isn't Jason Jason? He's not 1537 01:41:00.520 --> 01:41:02.920 Ed. Jasonally would have been a great guest for this. Wait, you're 1538 01:41:02.960 --> 01:41:05.359 talking about Ed the want the guy with the mustacheho goes around with the list 1539 01:41:05.479 --> 01:41:12.960 right now? That's my name is Earl? Shit again, you know you're 1540 01:41:13.000 --> 01:41:15.319 you're you're logic Tom kavan Off, Thank you. I don't know who the 1541 01:41:15.359 --> 01:41:20.399 fuck guy is. He was on ED, Oh, I had the horse. 1542 01:41:20.880 --> 01:41:27.920 He was mister. He was on Scrubs as a guest star occasionally some 1543 01:41:28.039 --> 01:41:31.760 other shit. Yeah, he was the titular ED eighty three episodes network television 1544 01:41:32.800 --> 01:41:38.760 starting two thousand and four. I don't think it sounds like yogi beart is 1545 01:41:38.800 --> 01:41:43.960 boo boo. Yeah, you do a better Yogi bear. That's the thing, 1546 01:41:44.079 --> 01:41:48.399 Like people have been doing yogi for years and I was amazed. Yes, 1547 01:41:49.399 --> 01:41:55.720 I just can't get past the promotional poster of good things coming back that 1548 01:41:56.039 --> 01:42:00.199 That's the reason that people know about that movie. That ad went hates say 1549 01:42:00.199 --> 01:42:02.079 it, but it went viral. It did it? Did good things come 1550 01:42:02.119 --> 01:42:08.000 in Bear Coming Bears? And so it's it's Yogi and and and Boo boo 1551 01:42:08.079 --> 01:42:11.439 and Boo Boo is a it's like a vertically oriented poster. Booze in the 1552 01:42:11.479 --> 01:42:16.399 lower half smiling, and and Yogi's behind him standing there also smiling. That's 1553 01:42:16.439 --> 01:42:20.119 great. Do you think so? I think in San Francisco they packed extra 1554 01:42:20.199 --> 01:42:24.800 punch. It should have been grin and Bear. Do you think somebody at 1555 01:42:24.800 --> 01:42:27.399 the agency knew what they were doing or do you think this was like the 1556 01:42:27.479 --> 01:42:30.680 biggest marketing gaff of all That movie seems like it's just a pun with wheels 1557 01:42:30.840 --> 01:42:33.479 like that. Yeah, yeah, I feel like there it's that is not 1558 01:42:33.600 --> 01:42:40.239 going to have the like cultural awareness. It's not it's not gonna be Pixar 1559 01:42:40.560 --> 01:42:43.960 with its nudges and winks. I think somebody lost their job over that ad 1560 01:42:44.039 --> 01:42:46.880 though that thing was ridicule, it's an agency job. Whatever. I gotta 1561 01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:48.960 be able talking. I think the rest of the people lost their job of 1562 01:42:49.119 --> 01:42:51.640 making a movie of Yogi Bear. I don't think now they made it in 1563 01:42:51.640 --> 01:42:55.439 New Zealand. They made it for super cheap, so they they filmed it 1564 01:42:55.479 --> 01:43:00.359 all New Zealand rist because it's way cheaper. So all all all these people 1565 01:43:00.439 --> 01:43:05.079 had to live in New Zealand for like three months, live action bear with 1566 01:43:05.199 --> 01:43:13.000 like a tome and then Tom gets eaten by a bear. The whole movie 1567 01:43:13.039 --> 01:43:17.800 is like five minutes. What do you think? Oh Jesus, just give 1568 01:43:17.880 --> 01:43:25.319 him the baskets. The ending is just dude being like I would want to 1569 01:43:25.399 --> 01:43:28.119 play the whole tapes, but I would like to save you from playing the 1570 01:43:28.199 --> 01:43:32.920 rest. I recommend you destroy these tapes. You should just right. Just 1571 01:43:33.159 --> 01:43:41.720 Cavanaugh screaming in the background is a video game for the DC coming out based 1572 01:43:41.800 --> 01:43:45.640 on anyway, the Tom Kavanaugh bear murders. We should get that. I 1573 01:43:45.680 --> 01:43:49.079 said, it's a picnic. This is the current ones. Yeah, but 1574 01:43:49.960 --> 01:43:56.840 fucking mat movie. Good things Coming Bears, Great, Good things Coming Bears. 1575 01:43:57.079 --> 01:44:03.119 Great, it's fucking amazing. Touch Master connect for the Nintendo DS. 1576 01:44:05.760 --> 01:44:12.479 What touch Master connect? Like this like strip poker? Yeah, like touch 1577 01:44:12.520 --> 01:44:15.520 Master is it really? Yeah? But no, boobs, it's not gonna 1578 01:44:15.520 --> 01:44:17.720 be good. Yeah, the erotic switch turned off. Yeah, it's like 1579 01:44:17.800 --> 01:44:24.399 bad basketball. And yeah, they've done a few different touchmocks already. Warner 1580 01:44:24.479 --> 01:44:28.399 bought it from Midway and they're just keeping up the quality, I'm sure based 1581 01:44:28.439 --> 01:44:33.880 on what they did with Game Party and uh, World of Warcraft Cataclism for 1582 01:44:34.079 --> 01:44:40.760 the PC that's out this week. I have copies in here. You guys 1583 01:44:40.840 --> 01:44:45.279 got deluxo additions? Oh are they selling like big package cloth map style? 1584 01:44:45.520 --> 01:44:51.319 They always there's always a soundtrack, bond scenes, DVD, some custom to 1585 01:44:51.399 --> 01:44:59.880 account. So you're gonna go home punch that code in? Is there? 1586 01:45:00.039 --> 01:45:01.479 Did you get money on that thing? No? But I would say fifty 1587 01:45:01.520 --> 01:45:04.920 bucks for the stand fifty Yeah, if I had to guess, I guess 1588 01:45:06.159 --> 01:45:10.720 the Collector's Edition was selling on Amazon for one thirty today, But I think 1589 01:45:10.760 --> 01:45:15.239 that's because it's ran out, ran out. They actually Blizzard tends to actually 1590 01:45:15.279 --> 01:45:18.720 make their but they tend to actually make their Collector's editions like of a limited 1591 01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:23.199 amount. Yeah, yeah, didn't you say the original Wow Collector's Edition is 1592 01:45:23.199 --> 01:45:27.359 going for like two brand what I remember? Like open? I remember at 1593 01:45:27.479 --> 01:45:31.600 launch those things were going for He was saying that, like when just nuts 1594 01:45:31.680 --> 01:45:35.279 County so that have all of the Collector's Editions attached to them are selling for 1595 01:45:35.399 --> 01:45:41.079 like three thousand dollars. It doesn't matter about the character is it's just or 1596 01:45:41.279 --> 01:45:45.319 the box. Like I don't think they just want like the pets that are 1597 01:45:45.359 --> 01:45:47.520 associated with the keys. Yeah. I just threw out my like blizz con 1598 01:45:47.760 --> 01:45:51.800 Merlock card. Threw that out. I mean I punched it in. Okay, 1599 01:45:53.119 --> 01:45:56.720 just a card. Not a lot of people would. Let's take that 1600 01:45:56.800 --> 01:45:59.000 off your hands. I had some other one too that I threw out. 1601 01:45:59.000 --> 01:46:01.199 I don't even know what was on it. But what is probably going to 1602 01:46:01.279 --> 01:46:05.920 be the biggest game release this week but Jeweled three for the PC, the 1603 01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:13.479 third Bejeweled though, it's going to decimate everything time you gotta match three gems. 1604 01:46:14.680 --> 01:46:17.920 I thought that was shut the fuck up. I think we've been doing 1605 01:46:18.039 --> 01:46:21.680 that since the first picture. No, you had Bejeweled one because the one 1606 01:46:21.880 --> 01:46:26.000 you just match one gem. It's really easy. And he just turned on 1607 01:46:26.079 --> 01:46:28.840 and it just goes Yeah, that's pretty much the screen. Say why do 1608 01:46:28.840 --> 01:46:30.319 you think it was such a hit? Did you gotta see the Jewels? 1609 01:46:30.399 --> 01:46:33.319 Following constant? Did you gotta see the press release the Popcat put out? 1610 01:46:33.359 --> 01:46:36.479 It was just like like picture, here's pictures from the Bejewel three launch party. 1611 01:46:38.039 --> 01:46:41.439 I did I did pictures I did where they had They staged a like 1612 01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:44.600 little old lady tea party. Awesome. It was a bunch of like fifty 1613 01:46:44.680 --> 01:46:47.079 year old women. That's funny, like having tea and playing on laptops. 1614 01:46:47.119 --> 01:46:49.720 Jeff Green with him no, because this was done the UK. Oh, 1615 01:46:50.159 --> 01:46:56.760 they wanted to do like the proper, proper British old lady party. What 1616 01:46:56.960 --> 01:47:01.319 is Bejeweled three? Adding to the mix Bejeweled Red Swifty watched the Quick Look 1617 01:47:01.359 --> 01:47:05.319 to find out a right to integration. Only we could get Jeff Green in 1618 01:47:05.399 --> 01:47:11.920 here this week. Well, platforms gonna get three PC personal computer for now. 1619 01:47:12.520 --> 01:47:15.479 But you know it's gonna be everything. Your phone, your your headphones 1620 01:47:15.520 --> 01:47:20.279 are gonna play its coup. Its gonna be a quick two mod. Is 1621 01:47:20.319 --> 01:47:24.159 Jeff Green coming in here? He's not? Can you still play her? 1622 01:47:24.279 --> 01:47:28.399 He's no, not just not this week. He's all weekend for this for 1623 01:47:28.520 --> 01:47:30.960 what? For this? Sure? I'm sure he would. I haven't asked 1624 01:47:31.000 --> 01:47:33.680 a huge release. We should do that is it wasn't there a mod for 1625 01:47:33.920 --> 01:47:36.640 for a while that let you play? It's still in there? Is it? 1626 01:47:36.800 --> 01:47:41.159 Is it license? It's like, yeah, that's that's Bejeweled and h 1627 01:47:41.319 --> 01:47:44.840 I believe they're in the process of patching it so that it will work, 1628 01:47:44.880 --> 01:47:47.319 and or they it's already out, so it's like patch up so that when 1629 01:47:47.520 --> 01:47:51.680 Cataclysm launch over, your thing will work with it. Crazy. Yeah, 1630 01:47:51.800 --> 01:47:57.279 that's still happening. H that's Box Games Xbox Labricade. This week, we've 1631 01:47:57.319 --> 01:48:00.720 got Bomberman Battlefest. Now. I'm not sure if this is either a standalone 1632 01:48:00.760 --> 01:48:06.119 thing or if it's like if if they've just changed eight player, multiplayer focused 1633 01:48:06.239 --> 01:48:10.720 new things Bomberman. I guess, but I guess it's like based on Bomberman 1634 01:48:10.840 --> 01:48:15.399 Live, so they just kind of good things coming Bomberman eight hundred points, 1635 01:48:15.439 --> 01:48:23.319 more cooperative Bomberman moods. I am told I don't I don't want to play 1636 01:48:23.359 --> 01:48:28.600 bomber Man anymore. Yeah, so you're cashing out tack on my chip and 1637 01:48:28.960 --> 01:48:30.279 as it turns out, I haven't wanted to play botber Man for a really 1638 01:48:30.319 --> 01:48:35.199 long time. How about Tetris, I would like to play. I could 1639 01:48:35.199 --> 01:48:40.319 play some some good multiplayer Tetris. Yeah, we look into that for you. 1640 01:48:40.479 --> 01:48:47.800 Okay, So Hattress any Hattress, I got this. I got a 1641 01:48:47.800 --> 01:48:49.920 floppy in my bag with Tetra net on it. All right, cool, 1642 01:48:49.920 --> 01:48:53.039 I'm just gonna say, if we want to play some good multiplayer Tetris, 1643 01:48:53.079 --> 01:48:59.680 juste man, I don't some themes hold over. But what was the in 1644 01:48:59.760 --> 01:49:03.760 six four Tetris game? Scott new trist would never stop playing the new Tetris, 1645 01:49:03.880 --> 01:49:08.640 the new Tetris. Yeah you have something the Trump's old. Yeah. 1646 01:49:09.000 --> 01:49:12.640 Oh yeah, he's gonna bring that animals. We're gonna we're gonna record video 1647 01:49:12.680 --> 01:49:15.399 of us playing. It is a tingine to bring the heat in here. 1648 01:49:15.760 --> 01:49:18.439 Ting Tetris what it is. He's gonna change the world. He's gonna change 1649 01:49:18.439 --> 01:49:24.600 the landscape of this office. Harms way through Korean Tetris tournaments. Next week, 1650 01:49:25.239 --> 01:49:29.119 I'm gonna go watching Tetris tapes being like to get these new He's gonna 1651 01:49:29.159 --> 01:49:31.399 ask I'm gonna ask you about your opener. You're gonna say how you're gonna 1652 01:49:31.439 --> 01:49:40.479 go eight long? Yeah? Go for ye harms Way. What's that? 1653 01:49:40.920 --> 01:49:44.279 It's a game for Xbox Li Racade. What are you doing it? Eat 1654 01:49:44.319 --> 01:49:48.039 Doritos? Yeah that's right, you are the Dirito game, alight. I 1655 01:49:48.079 --> 01:49:50.399 don't know what you're doing it? You get points? Yeah, yeah, 1656 01:49:58.479 --> 01:50:00.760 it's yeah, it is free, so get your free pots. That part's 1657 01:50:00.760 --> 01:50:06.039 accurate, So play it like Doritos. I already like them, so you 1658 01:50:06.119 --> 01:50:10.000 know whatever, I agree. Would it be if you fired up the game 1659 01:50:10.079 --> 01:50:13.000 and there was just like a menu option that was just like unlock achievements and 1660 01:50:13.079 --> 01:50:15.520 you just like hit the button, only if there was like two achievements, 1661 01:50:15.520 --> 01:50:18.079 and then a button below it that says like push here for Doritos, and 1662 01:50:18.119 --> 01:50:20.760 then you show that Dorito showed up in your house, like we already have 1663 01:50:20.760 --> 01:50:27.039 your address, We already have that customer relationship credit cards for free to Rito 1664 01:50:27.119 --> 01:50:30.159 credit cards already in the system. Okay, that'd be pretty like buyed to 1665 01:50:30.199 --> 01:50:32.600 read up with points, like you just like cash twenty bucks now you just 1666 01:50:32.640 --> 01:50:36.439 pull up the damn Yeah, did you buy a big bag? It's not 1667 01:50:36.560 --> 01:50:41.439 this school lunch crap. Did you buy chips in one of those? Come 1668 01:50:41.479 --> 01:50:44.439 on? Did you buy Viva Panado with your points Microsoft Points? No? 1669 01:50:44.479 --> 01:50:46.119 I bought it with money, like actual money. I bought it within I 1670 01:50:46.119 --> 01:50:48.399 went to their site and it already had my log in and it was like, 1671 01:50:48.479 --> 01:50:50.920 would you like to just use Microsoft Points? I was like, sure, 1672 01:50:51.119 --> 01:50:53.920 I had enough, but it would have made the amount that I had 1673 01:50:54.000 --> 01:50:59.840 left over crazy. But I'm hoping to get rid of that. I'm hoping 1674 01:50:59.840 --> 01:51:02.319 to them they have zero points on that account, so you can put more 1675 01:51:02.359 --> 01:51:05.560 on there. Kmart is selling. They got a coupon code. You can 1676 01:51:05.600 --> 01:51:12.000 get to four thousand point cards for ten dollars off like forty bucks for fifty 1677 01:51:12.000 --> 01:51:15.600 dollars or the points. It's like free money. Someone sent that to me 1678 01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:18.520 today. I'll take that. Sometimes it's not worth it for the discount. 1679 01:51:18.640 --> 01:51:23.680 Yeah, difference, But that that one is Marvel Pinball. Well, the 1680 01:51:23.760 --> 01:51:28.199 Marvel Pinball tables from Pinball Effects two are out on the Xbox Abricade this week. 1681 01:51:28.239 --> 01:51:36.159 Four new tables iron Man, spider Man Blade and Wolverine Wolverine Wolverine Blade. 1682 01:51:36.479 --> 01:51:40.119 Yeah, these will come out on the PlayStation. Those are three separ 1683 01:51:40.279 --> 01:51:44.279 cheers. Three. Nice work. Your character works really getting better. Thank 1684 01:51:44.319 --> 01:51:45.359 you. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to step on what you're saying. 1685 01:51:45.399 --> 01:51:47.760 This in version is not out to the fourteenth, but that'll be a standalone 1686 01:51:47.800 --> 01:51:50.880 game over there because there is no Pinball Effects two for them to release it 1687 01:51:50.960 --> 01:51:56.840 four, so it'll be its own thing. Look out for that quick look 1688 01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:00.800 at that something, quick look at that recorded game up all a game room? 1689 01:52:00.640 --> 01:52:05.119 What about it? Something? What do you mean it's something some games 1690 01:52:05.159 --> 01:52:06.960 are gonna come out for it. I don't know. Aren't we nearing the 1691 01:52:08.079 --> 01:52:11.840 end of this pack then? I mean Sunset Riders must be showing up or 1692 01:52:12.039 --> 01:52:15.680 this whole thing will collapse. Food Fight. I think pu Yan was in 1693 01:52:15.760 --> 01:52:19.479 this pack, right, it's near the Bangers in this one. I want 1694 01:52:19.520 --> 01:52:23.199 to say that they probably have enough left for two more weeks. But we 1695 01:52:23.319 --> 01:52:25.439 only had one of the twin Bees out so far. Right, Yeah, 1696 01:52:25.479 --> 01:52:30.880 there's another twin be the's another twin like two? Is one more ratory twenties 1697 01:52:31.000 --> 01:52:35.359 hundred game? I think in this back also yea, also fucking cares I 1698 01:52:35.479 --> 01:52:43.840 do PlayStation Network kung Fu Lou kung Fu Live? Oh yeah, kung Fu 1699 01:52:44.000 --> 01:52:46.520 Live? Yeah, what were you talking about? It's talking about kung Fulu, 1700 01:52:46.680 --> 01:52:50.319 the star of Off the Wall or whatever the fuck that breakout game was. 1701 01:52:50.359 --> 01:52:57.359 We were playing one ung kung Fu Live. There's another product that's coming 1702 01:52:57.399 --> 01:53:00.279 to PlayStation Network this week. At first, I thought you were giving you 1703 01:53:00.399 --> 01:53:02.000 some sort of crazy segue. I was just I was random, Oh, 1704 01:53:02.039 --> 01:53:08.039 okay, what do you do with kung Fu kung Fu Live? We played 1705 01:53:08.079 --> 01:53:13.680 that a pack o ye me jumping around eye toy. It's basically connects game 1706 01:53:13.720 --> 01:53:16.840 without all that expensive technology. More or less, it actually maps you into 1707 01:53:16.840 --> 01:53:19.960 the game, so you're a little your your little images running around scans the 1708 01:53:19.960 --> 01:53:24.279 background. Because yeah, I feel like it's like, what's smart about that 1709 01:53:24.640 --> 01:53:29.279 is by shrinking you down. Yeah, you really like the issue of of 1710 01:53:29.439 --> 01:53:32.199 the fidelity goes away. It's it's neat for what it is. It it 1711 01:53:32.399 --> 01:53:36.560 actually seemed pretty cool. It's a little ghetto, like the tracking is not 1712 01:53:36.800 --> 01:53:41.039 always awesome, sure, uh and and all that, but you know, 1713 01:53:41.119 --> 01:53:44.399 you're doing backflips and shooting lightning of guys. It's ridiculous. It's kind of 1714 01:53:44.399 --> 01:53:47.239 cool, which probably get something. Yeah, I would probably get something going 1715 01:53:47.319 --> 01:53:57.479 with that. Live some game called que Leone Leon it's q l io and 1716 01:53:57.960 --> 01:54:05.560 as an Italian mob bossone q Star or Leone core Leone. Sure don't don 1717 01:54:05.880 --> 01:54:13.159 Leon's Cubes is the sequel q l I O n E q Lion. But 1718 01:54:13.239 --> 01:54:16.880 it's got an E on the end and there's no hyphen. All right, 1719 01:54:17.640 --> 01:54:21.640 what if I can't say it, I'm not gonna describe it. What is 1720 01:54:21.680 --> 01:54:28.119 it? What did you do? Simply survive? It's heavy, it's a 1721 01:54:28.199 --> 01:54:33.880 super edge man or evolving or devolving? What? What is it? Is 1722 01:54:33.880 --> 01:54:36.279 it? PlayStation network? Yeah? Are we gonna get this? I bet 1723 01:54:36.279 --> 01:54:40.600 it's great. Who who made it? I don't know, all right, 1724 01:54:41.840 --> 01:54:45.880 they don't tell me these things. It is six ninety nine, I know 1725 01:54:45.960 --> 01:54:49.359 that much. How megabytes is it? I don't know that. I don't 1726 01:54:49.359 --> 01:54:56.319 know that. I'm pulling this off of the the PlayStation blog updates that they 1727 01:54:56.399 --> 01:55:00.760 put out, but those are not details that they they give me, all 1728 01:55:00.800 --> 01:55:02.399 right. They also tell me how Mu Kung Fu Live is. It's fifteen 1729 01:55:02.399 --> 01:55:06.880 bucks. They do tell me wrong. They do tell me that Alien Breed 1730 01:55:06.960 --> 01:55:12.319 two Assault is out, which I think came out last week on then the 1731 01:55:12.319 --> 01:55:15.960 week before three just come out on three six. No, no, that 1732 01:55:15.079 --> 01:55:17.720 was the next That was like the third chapter in Alien Breed because the Alien 1733 01:55:17.720 --> 01:55:21.960 Breed two is like a three part episodic game. So it's like, we're 1734 01:55:21.960 --> 01:55:25.960 gonna figure out how to charge you forty five dollars for our game even though 1735 01:55:25.960 --> 01:55:28.439 we're not going to put it out on disk, right, And they did 1736 01:55:28.479 --> 01:55:33.239 it. It's a good job. And sack Boy Prehistoric moves, Yeah, 1737 01:55:33.279 --> 01:55:40.680 some sort of pison move based. It is move based. I feel like 1738 01:55:40.760 --> 01:55:44.079 that is like as as much as people seem to have, you know, 1739 01:55:44.359 --> 01:55:46.960 like the conversation seems like it's a lot more about Connected than it is about 1740 01:55:47.079 --> 01:55:49.800 Move at this point. Well, I guess right, none was talking about 1741 01:55:49.800 --> 01:55:54.039 shit because there's no games. One thing that I like about the way Sony 1742 01:55:54.079 --> 01:55:57.800 has handled the PlayStation Move has been putting out downloadable titles to support and Echo 1743 01:55:57.840 --> 01:56:00.720 Crumb two is out like next week or pretty soon here, and I think 1744 01:56:00.760 --> 01:56:03.399 that actually also has some kind of Move supported as well, because you know, 1745 01:56:03.479 --> 01:56:06.000 I like, you know why no one talks about Move because it just 1746 01:56:06.159 --> 01:56:13.039 fucking works. There's nothing exciting there. It just it just operates like it 1747 01:56:13.159 --> 01:56:17.720 works as advertised. It is quiet about it. Kind of games are okay, 1748 01:56:17.960 --> 01:56:20.199 I don't want to go get one because of that fact, like I 1749 01:56:20.239 --> 01:56:23.880 don't have to move furniture around, and I know it does what it's supposed 1750 01:56:23.920 --> 01:56:30.039 to do, like that kind of do you have to move yet? But 1751 01:56:30.199 --> 01:56:33.159 also it's you know, if you didn't buy a Wii, then don't buy 1752 01:56:33.560 --> 01:56:36.960 Move. The other the other prerequisite is ship a game that I want to 1753 01:56:36.960 --> 01:56:40.079 play with it. But yeah, as soon as that happens, I'll go 1754 01:56:40.119 --> 01:56:42.880 pick one up. Like it it appear you're right that it like it does 1755 01:56:42.920 --> 01:56:46.479 what it's supposed to do. Do I do? I care that it does 1756 01:56:46.560 --> 01:56:50.520 what it does. Not a lot of left not a lot it's left to 1757 01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:56.239 interpretation, like are you you're lighting okay? Is you're far enough away? 1758 01:56:56.359 --> 01:56:59.039 Or I mean, there's some extreme cases that are super messed up, and 1759 01:56:59.279 --> 01:57:00.680 and some of the games, but I think a lot of it's been the 1760 01:57:00.680 --> 01:57:04.399 software's fault. Like the fight is not bad because the move technology is bad. 1761 01:57:05.000 --> 01:57:11.600 Fights bad because the fight's bad. Definitely does seem but I don't know, 1762 01:57:11.640 --> 01:57:16.000 I think that's true of like most of the snoozers on Connect have been 1763 01:57:16.039 --> 01:57:19.680 like, well, this is just a shitty, minimal functional Yeah, well, 1764 01:57:19.760 --> 01:57:21.479 at the same time, if I had a controller in my hand, 1765 01:57:21.720 --> 01:57:24.920 this wouldn't be fun. At the same time, on the back end, 1766 01:57:25.039 --> 01:57:28.680 move can do more stuff than those other ones, so I think there is 1767 01:57:28.720 --> 01:57:30.720 more potential to be fulfilled. But I think I think from a precision standpoint, 1768 01:57:30.760 --> 01:57:35.039 Connect has taken the bigger gamble and has the most to gain but also 1769 01:57:35.119 --> 01:57:39.039 the most to lose. I mean, when that when Connects stupp works as 1770 01:57:39.119 --> 01:57:42.560 it should, it's you know, it's still still a novel thing. Sure, 1771 01:57:42.760 --> 01:57:45.359 like when when the Move stuff works as it should, no mystery. 1772 01:57:45.880 --> 01:57:49.319 YEA, that's what I'm saying. I want I want to see them do 1773 01:57:49.439 --> 01:57:54.159 some stuff that nobody's done before with this device that does stuff that no other 1774 01:57:54.239 --> 01:57:57.720 device does. I would love to see that all the time. But we'll 1775 01:57:57.760 --> 01:58:01.479 see every game. I just feel I feel like the downloadable. I realized 1776 01:58:01.479 --> 01:58:05.000 that the market they're going forward doesn't know what the Internet is somehow still, 1777 01:58:05.760 --> 01:58:10.680 but I feel like it would do like all of these like the Move, 1778 01:58:10.760 --> 01:58:15.399 and that connects so much of a favor to have a very small game where 1779 01:58:15.439 --> 01:58:18.159 it's like, Okay, we have a concept here that can't necessarily carry a 1780 01:58:18.279 --> 01:58:23.960 sixty dollars or a fifty dollars box retail game, but it makes good use 1781 01:58:23.960 --> 01:58:26.760 of the of the tech and it's cool. Like I want to see more 1782 01:58:26.800 --> 01:58:29.720 stuff like that, all these all these platforms for these periphers. What was 1783 01:58:29.720 --> 01:58:36.760 the one that came out the week the Move came out? Tumble Top No 1784 01:58:38.039 --> 01:58:44.520 Noble sounds right, Timberland, like Timbo tim Timbo Timbo Land. That was 1785 01:58:44.560 --> 01:58:46.279 probably yeah, Timba that was pretty cool? Right? Like that wasn't that 1786 01:58:46.560 --> 01:58:49.600 okay? It seemed it seemed interesting. I didn't get deep into it. 1787 01:58:49.680 --> 01:58:55.000 We just checked quick stuff. But it was like one of those proof of 1788 01:58:55.079 --> 01:58:59.000 concept of here you will see how precise this stuff is and how well it 1789 01:58:59.079 --> 01:59:01.359 actually works. And it was, you know, it was like ten fifteen 1790 01:59:01.399 --> 01:59:05.039 bucks. And you know, to have that lower barrier to entry makes that 1791 01:59:05.079 --> 01:59:08.319 all more appealing. And I think, you know, let's you make more 1792 01:59:08.399 --> 01:59:13.479 risks. You know. The music game beat Beat Scratcher beating Sniffer. That 1793 01:59:13.600 --> 01:59:16.239 was another. Uh. I guess I should start playing these games, but 1794 01:59:16.279 --> 01:59:21.000 I'm gonna say that I want them to be existing, right, Beat Sketcher, 1795 01:59:21.239 --> 01:59:25.000 that's what it was. Sure, Yes, it was. That looks 1796 01:59:25.039 --> 01:59:27.840 interesting. I don't know, should probably get all of that, Jeff. 1797 01:59:27.880 --> 01:59:33.279 How interesting are Nintendo downloads this week? You read those? I'm gonna go 1798 01:59:33.279 --> 01:59:36.680 to the bathroom. My voice is all jacked up, so this will be 1799 01:59:36.920 --> 01:59:43.600 I don't know. I was just gonna go all right on't we wear fluidity? 1800 01:59:45.279 --> 01:59:47.479 Oh? All right? Now that fucking asshole's gone, right, I 1801 01:59:47.560 --> 01:59:56.199 mean, seriously, holy shit, I'm a recording what a pecker. I 1802 01:59:56.199 --> 01:59:59.560 don't hear someone called pecker very often? Yeah, and that's how you know 1803 01:59:59.600 --> 02:00:01.159 what I mean. It's good because he's only gonna hear this right when he 1804 02:00:01.439 --> 02:00:05.239 really yeah and unless he if he does, it skips over everything. That'll 1805 02:00:05.239 --> 02:00:13.680 be real fun. A rhyme piece of ship damn Fluidity's out this week. 1806 02:00:15.399 --> 02:00:17.800 You may have seen the exclusive video we put up one of the forms. 1807 02:00:19.199 --> 02:00:24.800 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah yeah ran that last week anyway, twelve hundred 1808 02:00:24.800 --> 02:00:29.079 week points. There's also a demo available for zero weak points. They're very 1809 02:00:29.960 --> 02:00:31.479 like do they spell it out? You don't say? Also free demo version 1810 02:00:31.640 --> 02:00:39.359 or just a zero weak points. I'm too busy running on balls and Ryan's 1811 02:00:39.399 --> 02:00:41.560 coffee. All right. While you do that, I'll read this one. 1812 02:00:42.039 --> 02:00:45.680 Uh. A magical illustrated encyclopedia called Aquaticus has been tainted by a vial of 1813 02:00:45.760 --> 02:00:51.359 evil inc called the Influence. It's already sounds kind of gross. Balls and 1814 02:00:51.439 --> 02:00:56.000 evil ink as a pool of water, then put it in its coff as 1815 02:00:56.039 --> 02:00:58.720 a pool of water, they can take on alternate forms of ice and steam. 1816 02:00:58.760 --> 02:01:01.199 You must overcome obstacles scattered across the pages of Aquaticus and save it from 1817 02:01:01.199 --> 02:01:05.840 the corruptive influence. Tilton. Twist your Wei remote TM controller to use the 1818 02:01:05.880 --> 02:01:10.720 various forms and properties of water on your free flowing journey through Aquaticus, where 1819 02:01:10.760 --> 02:01:14.960 every page is multiple panels and illustrations that come to life, tackle problems and 1820 02:01:15.000 --> 02:01:17.600 defeat enemies to reveal magical rainbow drops, each of which will restore some of 1821 02:01:17.640 --> 02:01:23.600 Aquatus's power and allow it to open even more chapters and grant you new powers. 1822 02:01:23.760 --> 02:01:27.119 These additional powers, such as sticking to objects as a block of ice 1823 02:01:27.680 --> 02:01:30.600 or shooting bolts as a lightning of lightning as a scheme cloud, will be 1824 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:32.920 essential to destroying Hey, Ryan, now that is how you do fully where? 1825 02:01:33.079 --> 02:01:38.600 Yeah, that was destroying the Influence and its minions. Along the way, 1826 02:01:38.640 --> 02:01:41.880 you can also test your ingenuity and reflexes by finding hidden puzzle pieces. 1827 02:01:41.960 --> 02:01:45.239 These pieces unlock playrooms you're still reading Fluidity that give you the opportunity to use 1828 02:01:45.279 --> 02:01:48.720 the skills you've learned and race against the clock to complete as many challenges as 1829 02:01:48.800 --> 02:01:53.640 possible. These challenges will affect your quest to restore Acquatus's powers. But everyone 1830 02:01:53.720 --> 02:01:56.760 needs a break down again, right, Yeah? Kind of a late start. 1831 02:01:56.880 --> 02:02:00.319 You guys are talking shit about me while it's gone. Fluidity options wash 1832 02:02:00.399 --> 02:02:03.600 and slide your way through an imaginative environment filled with challenging adventures. Are you 1833 02:02:03.640 --> 02:02:08.560 ready to dive and are you ready to dive into this unique experience other than 1834 02:02:08.560 --> 02:02:11.640 the water on a book? Sound like a bad idea? Da, it's 1835 02:02:11.680 --> 02:02:15.319 the waterproof book exists, those kids books like the little It's just like the 1836 02:02:15.520 --> 02:02:19.680 menu at Applebee's. Yeah, it's waterproof book. That's good reading. Yeah. 1837 02:02:20.159 --> 02:02:26.680 The ending it fuck it sucks. Race the middle part kind of sucks 1838 02:02:26.760 --> 02:02:31.479 too. Racers Islands Crazy Arenas actually like the movie better, and that the 1839 02:02:31.520 --> 02:02:40.800 Applebee's movie from Zalag. That's all caps. What is it called? Racers 1840 02:02:40.960 --> 02:02:49.319 Edge, Racers Islands, s Apostrophe, Racers dash a Crazy Arenas? Wait 1841 02:02:49.359 --> 02:02:55.840 what who Zalag you said? You're saying es apolsophy. I wasn't sure if 1842 02:02:55.880 --> 02:02:59.319 it was the islands or the racers. I'm like, no, what wonderful 1843 02:02:59.399 --> 02:03:04.399 players six hundred points? Do you like unusual motorsports challenges? That's kind of 1844 02:03:04.439 --> 02:03:10.920 a loaded question. No, No, I guess not. Racers Islands Crazy 1845 02:03:11.000 --> 02:03:16.279 Arenas includes five wacky activities slash challenges, a golden totem to capture in the 1846 02:03:16.359 --> 02:03:20.199 Lost Temple, a wild ascent to an infernal mountain peak, an ice hockey 1847 02:03:20.239 --> 02:03:25.039 tournament between racing cars that's kind of weird. A paid ball contest powered by 1848 02:03:25.119 --> 02:03:29.079 engines and a time bomb to toss your to your opponents as quickly as possible. 1849 02:03:29.640 --> 02:03:31.800 During these frenzied events, players must drive with one hand while aiming with 1850 02:03:31.880 --> 02:03:39.680 the other and masturbating with the third. I don't have three hands. You 1851 02:03:39.720 --> 02:03:47.000 have to pay more than six hard points. Fireplacing from Comare Entertainment. This 1852 02:03:47.000 --> 02:03:49.319 is like some new thing the kids are doing. Yeah, the kids are 1853 02:03:49.359 --> 02:03:53.960 weigh into fireplace. It's bad, it's all. It's all rainbow parties, 1854 02:03:54.279 --> 02:03:57.760 speed stacking and fireplaces. Really breaking into somebody's house and taking a ship in 1855 02:03:57.760 --> 02:04:00.680 their fireplace and running out. We got some emails from people about speed stacking. 1856 02:04:01.520 --> 02:04:03.359 I'm not gonna read any of them, but it was how many people 1857 02:04:03.479 --> 02:04:08.399 like, yeah we did. That was like pe in our elementary school. 1858 02:04:10.039 --> 02:04:14.239 Yeah you want to go fireplace somebody's house. Fireplacing this weekend, Dude, 1859 02:04:14.520 --> 02:04:16.960 I heard videos a fireplace. I do have a fireplace. I hopefully none 1860 02:04:16.960 --> 02:04:19.720 of your assholes will go fireplace. No one's getting out of jail this weekend. 1861 02:04:19.720 --> 02:04:23.479 We should totally go fireplacing. They're letting know it out. Yeah, 1862 02:04:23.600 --> 02:04:26.800 oh god, I know. I'm not going to fireplace with him. Well, 1863 02:04:26.920 --> 02:04:29.920 technically he's like on house arrest. Yeah, like, you know whatever, 1864 02:04:30.000 --> 02:04:32.760 we can grease up that the bracelet and yeah, just slip it off. 1865 02:04:32.920 --> 02:04:35.880 Dude always had a like a weak heel. Slide right over it, 1866 02:04:36.000 --> 02:04:42.199 exactly. Fireplacing five hundred week points from Comare Entertainment ko, mr, I 1867 02:04:42.239 --> 02:04:45.319 don't know. Turn your television into a virtual fireplace, equipped with realistic graphics 1868 02:04:45.399 --> 02:04:48.840 and a fire effect that will almost make you want to warm your hands by 1869 02:04:48.880 --> 02:04:51.359 it. Wait, how much is this five hundred week plays? How much 1870 02:04:51.439 --> 02:04:56.800 is that in dollars? Five dollars for almost make you want to stick your 1871 02:04:56.840 --> 02:05:01.119 head directly, almost make you want to get in the mood for the season 1872 02:05:01.159 --> 02:05:05.199 and just slice up your wrists. Wow, prepare the wood, light the 1873 02:05:05.319 --> 02:05:12.840 fire, stoke it. I you know what, or if you prefer good 1874 02:05:12.880 --> 02:05:17.359 people come in fireplaces, choose the automatic option to have the fireplace on your 1875 02:05:17.399 --> 02:05:20.720 screen while you eat with your family, celebrate with friends, or dine with 1876 02:05:20.880 --> 02:05:25.279 your partner. Which I'm totally okay with this. That's the automatic option. 1877 02:05:27.680 --> 02:05:30.479 There's no there's no gameplay. You just turn it on and it's the I 1878 02:05:30.560 --> 02:05:36.880 am okay with this because they make the people make the like holiday fireplace, 1879 02:05:38.119 --> 02:05:42.119 DVDs and dumb shit like that. Why not on the weed? Why not? 1880 02:05:42.439 --> 02:05:44.479 Why not? On? They have a couple of reasons, but why 1881 02:05:44.560 --> 02:05:46.840 not on he doesn't want to hire a resolution fireplace? Then the we can 1882 02:05:47.159 --> 02:05:51.760 handle that's right, Yeah, and let's it crackles from them. Oh that'd 1883 02:05:51.800 --> 02:05:54.640 be good. Yeah, would be good. Or if they're rub two we 1884 02:05:54.800 --> 02:05:58.439 mouts together to start it. Read the last lot. There are fireplaces for 1885 02:05:58.760 --> 02:06:02.680 every occasion. I love it. I'm gonna go buy this. I'm gonna 1886 02:06:02.680 --> 02:06:08.680 go. I'm totally gonna go buy it. I'm gonna fourth I go home 1887 02:06:08.800 --> 02:06:11.800 to turn on that wee and I'm gonna totally buy the ship. We should 1888 02:06:11.800 --> 02:06:15.359 definitely do a fireplace. I don't think there is a fireplace Ford for the 1889 02:06:15.439 --> 02:06:20.359 holiday spectacle. Oh yeah, yeah, challenge accepted. I don't know. 1890 02:06:20.600 --> 02:06:31.880 It's like welcome to the it's Vinney's Bristea light of fire. When my uncle 1891 02:06:31.960 --> 02:06:36.760 died, where's the fireplace for that? Actually with my great uncle? Technically 1892 02:06:38.680 --> 02:06:45.359 fireplace for that any occasion, Vinny, I don't think there is graduations fireplace, 1893 02:06:45.760 --> 02:06:49.880 Dad's and grad fireplace. Fourth of July stoke it that's that hallmark thing, 1894 02:06:50.000 --> 02:06:54.640 right, it's a fireplace, got fireplace. It's right national Arbor Day. 1895 02:06:54.720 --> 02:06:59.000 I heard you were burned in the fire. There's a fireplace. Arbor 1896 02:06:59.079 --> 02:07:03.720 Day is a great fireplace holiday. Absolutely. Two virtual console games this week, 1897 02:07:03.840 --> 02:07:11.359 Mmmm, Wolf of the Battlefield Commando or as you know it Commando. 1898 02:07:12.319 --> 02:07:15.760 We all I added this year. Wait, I forget why we added. 1899 02:07:15.520 --> 02:07:18.600 So we screwed up and didn't secure the rights to just the name Commando, 1900 02:07:18.720 --> 02:07:23.239 and then all these other games came out called Commando. So how about Wolf, 1901 02:07:23.319 --> 02:07:26.680 Wolf of the battle Field of Commando, which is the directly translated from 1902 02:07:26.680 --> 02:07:29.439 the Japanese version, which is called like Sin Joe Noah Commy, which I 1903 02:07:29.479 --> 02:07:36.199 think is Wolf the Battlefield eight hundred wee points. What that's three hundred more 1904 02:07:36.199 --> 02:07:40.680 than my damn fireplace? Isn't any game? Yeah? Aren't tho supposed to 1905 02:07:40.680 --> 02:07:47.039 be five dollars? I believe they adjust on based on popularity experience the Capcom 1906 02:07:47.159 --> 02:07:50.800 Arcade game that spawned a multitude of clones as the original Commando comes to your 1907 02:07:50.840 --> 02:07:56.600 living room lower case c on Commando by the way, comes to your living 1908 02:07:56.640 --> 02:08:00.760 room courtesy of the Virtual Console Service. Take control of Super Joe and shoot 1909 02:08:00.800 --> 02:08:05.760 your way upwards into enemy territory using grenades to rick havoc with enemy placements in 1910 02:08:05.800 --> 02:08:11.680 this seminal genre creator. Yeah, Commando was a classic in the NES version. 1911 02:08:11.680 --> 02:08:13.520 It doesn't actually say which version this is. It would have to be 1912 02:08:13.560 --> 02:08:18.119 the NEAs what's at arcade? Oh oh oh yeah, Capcom arcade game? 1913 02:08:18.239 --> 02:08:22.119 Yeah, I guess that's why. All right, that's a good version to 1914 02:08:22.239 --> 02:08:24.079 the NES version. They added a bunch of bonus rooms and weird ship too, 1915 02:08:24.199 --> 02:08:28.800 made it a crazy game. Ground stuff was not in the arcade. 1916 02:08:31.000 --> 02:08:33.439 It's a Commando for are occasion. Yeah, it's a command of the one 1917 02:08:33.479 --> 02:08:39.840 where there were fucking tanks you could hop into and that's the cards commando was 1918 02:08:39.880 --> 02:08:43.159 the one where the helicopter will come down and blink because like there are too 1919 02:08:43.159 --> 02:08:45.680 many things on screen or something like that. That's what I remember. That's 1920 02:08:45.680 --> 02:08:48.520 also a Card Warters. I'm pretty sure Commanda. Oh there was a helicopter 1921 02:08:48.600 --> 02:08:50.680 that dropped you off, That dropped you off getting and it was like, 1922 02:08:52.720 --> 02:08:54.479 was it Car Warriors in the arcade a single plan? No, it was 1923 02:08:54.520 --> 02:08:58.239 two player rotating joystick. I mean I played the ship out of a Car 1924 02:08:58.359 --> 02:09:01.279 Warriors. I know, Car Warriors, I don't know. If I ever 1925 02:09:01.319 --> 02:09:05.720 played the good there's some other fucking like front Line like style. I have 1926 02:09:05.840 --> 02:09:09.239 to go. Front Line had a rotating cattle like controller that would control it 1927 02:09:09.359 --> 02:09:13.000 was it was sticking buttons, but it wasn't. It wasn't rotating. It 1928 02:09:13.079 --> 02:09:18.439 was like nothing odd about the controls. But it was like jungle vertical scrolling. 1929 02:09:18.680 --> 02:09:22.119 You would get into tanks and shit like that sticking buttons or its pow 1930 02:09:22.880 --> 02:09:28.479 like frank and b No, you get kicked in the stick BUTTONTI, twig 1931 02:09:28.600 --> 02:09:35.720 and berries. Commander was the one that eventually we go, what else you 1932 02:09:35.800 --> 02:09:41.239 got? Sun Sun? What else he's selling? Sun Sun? Said two 1933 02:09:41.319 --> 02:09:46.119 Sons Son two, also from Capcom. Also eight hundred wee points, experienced 1934 02:09:46.119 --> 02:09:50.079 the original adventures of the Monkey King in this action packed side scrolling adventure, 1935 02:09:50.199 --> 02:09:54.680 rapidly switched between different levels of play to shoot dangerous enemies in the face. 1936 02:09:56.479 --> 02:09:58.520 Doesn't really say it, really says that fucking a all right, really says 1937 02:09:58.560 --> 02:10:03.840 that because I wrote this, listens to this. We like it when stuff 1938 02:10:03.840 --> 02:10:07.239 happens in faces. I'm very happy about that. A truly original concept of 1939 02:10:07.279 --> 02:10:09.720 this quirky old school arcade classic has been hard to find in the West since 1940 02:10:09.760 --> 02:10:16.880 his Arcade debut in nineteen eighty four until now. Yeah, Sun Sun Is 1941 02:10:16.119 --> 02:10:18.960 is kind of a cool game. It's no Commando. No, you mean 1942 02:10:20.159 --> 02:10:22.720 Wolf of the Battlefields Commando. No, it's mean Commando. So it's not 1943 02:10:22.800 --> 02:10:31.880 anything like the Commandos turn based strategy. Oh yeah, those are games uh 1944 02:10:31.359 --> 02:10:43.640 ds I where Joe Samurai Defenders from Abelite wanted two players eight points defense game 1945 02:10:43.880 --> 02:10:48.119 on the Awakening of the Edo period showguns fight ferocious battles to win over the 1946 02:10:48.199 --> 02:10:54.399 land of the Rising Sun from Kumamoto to Suruga. Six emblematic castles are under 1947 02:10:54.399 --> 02:11:00.000 siege by impl implacable ninches attacking from land and air. Strategically positioned your spears, 1948 02:11:00.199 --> 02:11:03.720 archers, guns, generals, and ninjas. No I looped back to 1949 02:11:03.760 --> 02:11:07.119 the long line, stradually positioned your spears, archers, gunners, generals, 1950 02:11:07.199 --> 02:11:09.239 and cannons, promote their ranks, and wisely employed the smoke bombs and rice 1951 02:11:09.279 --> 02:11:13.720 balls to your advantage. So there's no enemy ninjas. It's just ninjas versus 1952 02:11:13.800 --> 02:11:18.319 non ninjas. But don't get overly confident. The Art of War of Hana 1953 02:11:18.560 --> 02:11:22.880 the Geisha is a reminder that appearances can be deceptive. Four gameplay modes includes 1954 02:11:22.880 --> 02:11:26.760 score Attack, normal mode, random mode, and versus via das. Download 1955 02:11:26.840 --> 02:11:30.720 play. Game also includes a fast forward function and several degrees of difficulty. 1956 02:11:35.640 --> 02:11:37.600 After this, Jef is gonna pass out. I'm getting this is too much 1957 02:11:37.600 --> 02:11:43.920 pleasant for me. This is actually grades take over what I think it's space 1958 02:11:43.000 --> 02:11:50.399 ace Y registered trademark. Wait for ds I work. Yeah, yeah, 1959 02:11:50.880 --> 02:11:52.880 that's what I said for my throws too messed up. Someone else needs to 1960 02:11:52.920 --> 02:12:00.840 read. I don't read this right ticket? Nope, I do you notice 1961 02:12:00.840 --> 02:12:03.119 that I did not reach out to take it? Hot potato? One player 1962 02:12:03.560 --> 02:12:09.720 wait? No three Space Ace space Ace okay, Digital Leader Incorporated one player 1963 02:12:09.800 --> 02:12:15.479 E ten plus Uh, this is eight hundred points. Play as the heroic 1964 02:12:15.560 --> 02:12:18.199 as and stop the evil Commander Boor from taking over the Earth. Worth plans 1965 02:12:18.239 --> 02:12:22.239 to reduce all of human kinds of influens on takeover the planet. Is that 1966 02:12:22.359 --> 02:12:28.199 accurate though? Yeah? Really the Infanto ray only two people because he has 1967 02:12:28.239 --> 02:12:31.239 played it like a dozen times on his fucking phone and strength to stop Borf 1968 02:12:31.279 --> 02:12:35.680 and save Earth or U save Earth. I've saved it, like like Ryan 1969 02:12:35.720 --> 02:12:39.159 said a dozen times. Is his name Ace space At His full name is 1970 02:12:39.199 --> 02:12:45.319 space Ace. Well those those those only two people I was talking about. 1971 02:12:45.359 --> 02:12:48.840 Are the beautiful Kimberly and the heroic Ace all right? But as they approach 1972 02:12:48.920 --> 02:12:54.000 Boor Stronghold, Aces changed into a child by the Infanto Ray and Kimberly is 1973 02:12:54.039 --> 02:12:58.039 kidnapped by the kimmand is pretty hot. Read here, I think they all 1974 02:12:58.119 --> 02:13:05.920 did, and Daphne Daphne is blond. Space Ace is a fully animated arcade 1975 02:13:05.960 --> 02:13:07.960 classic from a legendary animator, Don Bluth. You'll make your way through bizarre 1976 02:13:09.000 --> 02:13:11.359 new worlds by using your Nintendo SI system to move and fire your laser gull 1977 02:13:11.399 --> 02:13:15.159 and be aware of your foes as they are numerous. The fate of Earth 1978 02:13:15.239 --> 02:13:18.199 is in your hands. More than anything, I'd like to know what the 1979 02:13:18.600 --> 02:13:22.760 what the size of this is? Like? How right? How many blocks? 1980 02:13:22.960 --> 02:13:26.319 How much? No, I'd actually like to know what the size of 1981 02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:31.119 blocks I don't want. I don't want an intermediary because that's you know, 1982 02:13:31.199 --> 02:13:33.560 that's fmv as all that game is so like, how much compression do they 1983 02:13:33.560 --> 02:13:35.479 have to put on it to fit it on? I guess it only uses 1984 02:13:35.600 --> 02:13:39.800 maybe under the d SI let alone ds I wear on the little screen, 1985 02:13:39.800 --> 02:13:43.560 it might be really hard to tap the red spot or whatever. Might you 1986 02:13:43.640 --> 02:13:48.439 might not just dpads. That's what I'd do, since that's how it controlled 1987 02:13:48.439 --> 02:13:54.880 originally. Maybe I don't know, tap m fun tap on the but that 1988 02:13:54.920 --> 02:13:56.760 would take them to do more than just pourt the version that they've been busting 1989 02:13:56.840 --> 02:14:01.960 out for every other platform. DVD. Yeah, I have, I believe 1990 02:14:01.000 --> 02:14:05.039 I have that on DVD or whatever. It's fine, it's great, cock, 1991 02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:07.760 Brad, you know it's not. It's not fine. Brad would not 1992 02:14:07.840 --> 02:14:11.279 read this last one. He is in protests, refuses to read this last 1993 02:14:11.319 --> 02:14:22.399 one. So I will try and read this. Ritmic Rock Edition. Ritmic 1994 02:14:22.560 --> 02:14:30.159 is spelled r y t m i K from publishers Cinemax. From publishers Cinemax, 1995 02:14:31.399 --> 02:14:35.840 Rated one player, rated E for everyone to form, two hundred d 1996 02:14:35.000 --> 02:14:39.600 SI points. Ritmic Rock Edition is an application for creating rhythmic and melodic themes 1997 02:14:39.640 --> 02:14:43.279 and composing full songs. Contains more than one hundred and thirty carefully selected sound 1998 02:14:43.279 --> 02:14:46.760 samples of drums, keyboards, bass, lead, and rhythm guitars. With 1999 02:14:46.840 --> 02:14:50.680 Rittmic Rock Edition, you can quickly and easily create the basic building block an 2000 02:14:50.720 --> 02:14:54.960 audio clip. Did ever do that right? That sounds seems like it made 2001 02:14:56.000 --> 02:14:58.000 no sense. Yeah, okay, it consists of musical locate notations for up 2002 02:14:58.039 --> 02:15:01.640 to four instruments that you may transpose, select their location in the stereo field, 2003 02:15:01.640 --> 02:15:07.479 and modify their volume polythany and echo. You may arbitrarily combine up two 2004 02:15:07.560 --> 02:15:13.159 hundred and twenty eight such clips in four tracks and create complex pieces of music. 2005 02:15:13.840 --> 02:15:18.720 It's not really arbitrary if you're making music. It's it's rhythmic editorializing on 2006 02:15:18.800 --> 02:15:24.159 the reading. Uh huh, stuff gets handed to me. Man, No 2007 02:15:24.239 --> 02:15:26.520 one said it on the page. People said, no, one said, 2008 02:15:26.560 --> 02:15:31.880 read it like it's on the page. It is. Oh, you also 2009 02:15:33.000 --> 02:15:37.680 have a rhythm library in a varied collection of ten pre made compositions at your 2010 02:15:37.800 --> 02:15:41.640 disposal for the best musical experience. Listen using headphones or a quality speaker system. 2011 02:15:43.640 --> 02:15:48.840 Not included. Oh, you can't download those not included. That's that's 2012 02:15:50.000 --> 02:15:56.560 speakers, speakers. That's it for for downloadables. Let's talk a little bit 2013 02:15:56.560 --> 02:16:01.800 about email as we take some reader listener users. I can't hear you were 2014 02:16:03.199 --> 02:16:07.560 emails emails? Yeah, yes, all right now, ye, yes, 2015 02:16:07.720 --> 02:16:11.720 yes, we need to We need to record Brad saying emails backwards so then 2016 02:16:11.760 --> 02:16:16.000 he can figure out how to say emails backwards forwards so then we can reverse 2017 02:16:16.159 --> 02:16:26.720 that and have a weird sounding I'm I wanted to sound like that, but 2018 02:16:26.760 --> 02:16:31.000 I wanted to be honest. BombCast at giant bomb dot com is the email 2019 02:16:31.079 --> 02:16:35.479 address. Uh. We talked a little bit about last week about the involvement 2020 02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:39.760 of Dice in the creation of needs for Speed Hot Pursuit and stuff they did 2021 02:16:39.840 --> 02:16:43.840 for the world, and we all actually like idiots that didn't know that Dice 2022 02:16:43.879 --> 02:16:48.079 made a bunch of driving games before, which that's just right. Somehow completely 2023 02:16:48.120 --> 02:16:50.920 forgot that totally. I didn't we talk about this last week. No, 2024 02:16:50.920 --> 02:16:52.200 we didn't talk about We just know we didn't talk about this part. But 2025 02:16:52.319 --> 02:16:56.120 Rale Sport, Yes, Rale Sports Challenge, Midtown Madness they made those, 2026 02:16:56.479 --> 02:17:01.159 were aware, thank you? Oh yeah, yeah where now? But yeah, 2027 02:17:01.159 --> 02:17:03.680 we got a fair amount of emails about that. So Daniel Wharton, 2028 02:17:03.719 --> 02:17:11.159 thanks for writing in about that. Uh, Dear Drew em from olaf Kansas 2029 02:17:11.680 --> 02:17:15.000 Hey bodcast. I was wondering what you guys would think of a Robin Hood 2030 02:17:15.040 --> 02:17:18.639 game using all of the existing technology and Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. The player, 2031 02:17:18.680 --> 02:17:22.079 as Robin could scale the Castle Wallace Cecil money for the poor people of Nottingham 2032 02:17:22.239 --> 02:17:24.760 and if you got in trouble of the merry men were just a whistle away? 2033 02:17:24.799 --> 02:17:28.360 What do you think I should note that he titles this the subject line 2034 02:17:28.360 --> 02:17:33.399 from this email is the palette swap to end all palette swaps robin Hood game? 2035 02:17:33.479 --> 02:17:35.840 Good idea or a bad idea? Of Vinny? Oh, isn't it 2036 02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:41.879 just Assassin's creed? But it's rated E for everyone, know, because what 2037 02:17:41.959 --> 02:17:43.360 are we gonna do? Kiss people to death? And he's a fox. 2038 02:17:45.280 --> 02:17:48.879 That also would not be rated E for everyone. That's a different that's a 2039 02:17:50.120 --> 02:17:56.159 different rated M game. Actually that one's Ao to the trees, not play 2040 02:17:56.280 --> 02:18:01.879 robin Hood game. Okay, again, requiring a little bit of prefacing here. 2041 02:18:03.799 --> 02:18:09.840 Last week we were talking about the interrogation flashbacks and Sean Khan has a 2042 02:18:09.959 --> 02:18:16.399 thing or two to say about that. Hey bomb cast this whole discussion in 2043 02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:20.719 your recent episode about interrogation flashbacks has me up in arms. In arms, 2044 02:18:20.799 --> 02:18:24.040 I say, in the case of splinter cell conviction, the story being told 2045 02:18:24.120 --> 02:18:28.440 isn't necessary necessarily that of the guy being interrogated. Although he plays a part, 2046 02:18:28.600 --> 02:18:31.559 he's not flashing back. There is no zooming into his face as he 2047 02:18:31.639 --> 02:18:35.319 looks thoughtfully off camera. There's only one level whereas a flashback. But that's 2048 02:18:35.360 --> 02:18:39.079 it. He is telling a story within a story. He is simply narrating 2049 02:18:39.120 --> 02:18:43.000 Sam Fisher's actions. So with that story within a story framework, adding the 2050 02:18:43.120 --> 02:18:48.520 interrogation, and boom, you have an interrogation story within a story. I'd 2051 02:18:48.559 --> 02:18:52.200 say interrogational, but that's not a word. Sure, it's a flashback in 2052 02:18:52.239 --> 02:18:54.559 the case of Black Ops, but story within a story is broad enough that 2053 02:18:54.680 --> 02:19:01.040 you covered both games to the point where it matters. Sean Kan, maybe 2054 02:19:01.040 --> 02:19:07.280 we just call it an interrogation story instead of interrogation flashback or interrogation story sequences 2055 02:19:07.639 --> 02:19:11.120 just makes me want to not talk about it at all. Yeah, Audi, 2056 02:19:11.200 --> 02:19:15.440 Cruz, BRONX. What's worse starting things with X or ending them with 2057 02:19:15.639 --> 02:19:20.440 Z? Starting them with X. When I first read this email, because 2058 02:19:20.479 --> 02:19:24.440 it's super it's it's very brief, I thought it might have been like a 2059 02:19:24.520 --> 02:19:28.479 math equation. M hmm, like anything that was Z is way worse. 2060 02:19:28.639 --> 02:19:33.040 I think any Z is worse. Bread Man, I can't think of a 2061 02:19:33.079 --> 02:19:43.559 good example if something started with X, X ray the extreme games, you 2062 02:19:43.639 --> 02:19:46.799 know, extreme sports, the club scene in like two thousand, pretty much 2063 02:19:46.840 --> 02:19:52.120 everything's started with it about like x X smoke Dog for twenty xx pretty bad 2064 02:19:52.680 --> 02:19:54.319 again and ends with X. Well, we're not talking about ending with x 2065 02:19:54.879 --> 02:20:00.159 UF. The ends with X is awesome. Yeah, zan X. It's 2066 02:20:00.159 --> 02:20:03.399 a good point that also it begins with thanks, so it gets that's the 2067 02:20:03.440 --> 02:20:07.879 wheel. Oh man, right there. I'll you're upset at the beginning of 2068 02:20:09.239 --> 02:20:11.040 of the zan X, but by the end of it, you just don't 2069 02:20:11.079 --> 02:20:15.079 care anymore. It's gonna X on the front of it. You're like, 2070 02:20:15.319 --> 02:20:18.559 fucking, I'm gonna go take a nap. Guys, I'll see you later. 2071 02:20:18.559 --> 02:20:26.000 In light of this new information, I'm gonna go with see well, 2072 02:20:26.319 --> 02:20:31.000 in light of this new information, I'm going with starting with X. All 2073 02:20:31.079 --> 02:20:37.520 Right, David from Detroit a bomb cast, folks, folkers, I have 2074 02:20:37.639 --> 02:20:41.239 been having this argument with my girlfriend for a long time, and maybe you 2075 02:20:41.319 --> 02:20:45.639 guys can settle it for us. On a controller, I say that the 2076 02:20:45.719 --> 02:20:50.520 face buttons are configured in two rows. Bottom row is AB, top row 2077 02:20:50.639 --> 02:20:54.799 is X Y. She says that in a cross configuration, the top why 2078 02:20:56.440 --> 02:21:03.200 and it's across wine. It's yeah, it's wine B and an X. 2079 02:21:05.200 --> 02:21:07.120 He should he should or we should specifive that it sounds like he's talking about 2080 02:21:07.120 --> 02:21:11.399 an Xbox controller. It does sound like he's talking about an Xbox I am 2081 02:21:11.479 --> 02:21:13.879 operating under that. It's sound to those four letters at the top, then 2082 02:21:13.879 --> 02:21:16.719 it's an Xbox controller. Those four Yeah, those four letters have very different 2083 02:21:16.760 --> 02:21:20.040 positions on any super indios control, which is yeah, it sounds like she's's 2084 02:21:20.079 --> 02:21:22.440 talking about that. I agree with I agree with this, lady. I 2085 02:21:22.520 --> 02:21:26.719 agree with the ladys crossing figures. That's how your thumb lays, your your 2086 02:21:26.760 --> 02:21:28.280 phone lays across the X and the A or the Y and the B. 2087 02:21:30.399 --> 02:21:33.079 It's across. Well, she's actually she she's not saying that it's one way. 2088 02:21:33.120 --> 02:21:35.399 That she's saying that it's just a cross configuration. He is saying it's 2089 02:21:35.440 --> 02:21:39.000 two rows. So I'm sorry. My initial reading of this was was in 2090 02:21:39.079 --> 02:21:43.360 correct. I thought it was like like Rosen one way or ros he says 2091 02:21:43.440 --> 02:21:46.440 rose, she says cross. I always thought it was an analog for the 2092 02:21:46.479 --> 02:21:52.200 dpad. On the other side, man, I don't know, but he 2093 02:21:52.479 --> 02:21:54.360 has the rose backwards though. He's saying X and Y, B and A 2094 02:21:54.600 --> 02:21:58.079 right, it's like counter to how your thumb goes on the pad. He's 2095 02:21:58.079 --> 02:22:05.200 saying like fighting game style punches on top kicks on the bottom right, which 2096 02:22:05.239 --> 02:22:07.600 I think for that style of game it is rose. Sure, if you're 2097 02:22:07.639 --> 02:22:11.200 gonna you're gonna go there. Yeah, I get, I can see that. 2098 02:22:11.639 --> 02:22:15.360 I've well, I've got another pickler for you guys, another melon scratcher, 2099 02:22:16.319 --> 02:22:18.680 another rib tickler. Huh, it's not gonna be that one. Probably 2100 02:22:20.120 --> 02:22:24.680 Jared Heather in Sacramento, California. Last week's pomcatch reminding me of something that 2101 02:22:24.159 --> 02:22:30.600 has always bugged me about arcade hardware naming conventions. Unlike two four and eight 2102 02:22:30.680 --> 02:22:35.280 way joysticks, the forty nine way joystick is the only style that counts the 2103 02:22:35.360 --> 02:22:41.280 center position as one of its ways. Is it too late to correct this 2104 02:22:41.360 --> 02:22:43.879 discrepancy? Would it make more sense to start calling these forty eight way joysticks 2105 02:22:45.040 --> 02:22:48.440 or to start calling others three five and nine way joysticks? Jeff, your 2106 02:22:48.479 --> 02:22:56.639 thoughts, I want to die. We're stuck with it because people to make 2107 02:22:56.719 --> 02:23:01.159 arcade hardware are crazy, like people from that air are all insane, but 2108 02:23:01.280 --> 02:23:03.079 also also very setting their ways at this point. Yeah, and also not 2109 02:23:03.239 --> 02:23:11.719 into standards. Yeah. Yeah, I'm saying the octagonal gate was not ratified 2110 02:23:11.840 --> 02:23:20.399 by the International Standards and Measures Committee. Yeagonal gate. Uh, it's from 2111 02:23:20.440 --> 02:23:24.200 comes in from Cody. Dear Giant BombCast, how do I explain to my 2112 02:23:24.280 --> 02:23:26.760 wife when I start How do I explain to my wife why I start whistling 2113 02:23:26.879 --> 02:23:31.079 Ryle o'kilie every time she wears track pants? Jeff, That's there's really no 2114 02:23:31.280 --> 02:23:37.200 easy way to just really no easy way to do that. That's it, 2115 02:23:37.280 --> 02:23:39.319 free. I wish I could help. That's it for emails. Thanks to 2116 02:23:39.360 --> 02:23:43.799 everyone who wrote in. Once again, you want to have your question read 2117 02:23:43.959 --> 02:23:48.719 and then hastily dismiss here on our podcast, BombCast at giant bomb dot com. 2118 02:23:50.360 --> 02:23:52.760 Is the address all right, we have to get out of here before 2119 02:23:52.840 --> 02:23:58.639 the garage closes. Sweet oh God means dude, we have to get out 2120 02:23:58.680 --> 02:24:03.000 of here. Thanks everyone for listening. We'll be back next week. There's 2121 02:24:03.000 --> 02:24:07.479 also gonna be a ton of Game of the Year Shenanigans coming up on giant 2122 02:24:07.520 --> 02:24:11.639 bomb dot com soon, not just yet, but we're talking about it. 2123 02:24:11.879 --> 02:24:16.120 Yeah, its heads up on the bomb Cast