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Thanks for telling a friend. The first day is Spring and this show is
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Billified, and he can also follow us on YouTube at Billified. We're live
there now. Dougie fresh in the studio. Dougie gets here. You tell
doug to come in a certain time, he'll show up at noon. Yeah,
feeling so bad because you know, it's like you got to see how
the fudge is packed here. Yeah, he did. I was doing another
work, but then I go, I feel bad because this is my studio.
I have this studio all day long. But I mean, I had
meetings this morning and busy. I am busier than I've ever been. And
it's an amazing thing. I have to tell you. It is truly.
You know how people go, uh, I'm blessed. And somebody said it
to me today, saying it. I'm like, no, you're not.
You suck. Your life sucks. Why would you do that. I don't
say it, but I have to say, like, I go, boy,
this is I'm I'm blessed. This just works and we're trying something new
tonight. I have the overhead lights off. Don't you like to look at
me in the light? Well? I like it like this. It looks
pretty good at this and it's like, now I have other lights that we
haven't set up yet, and uh, that'll they can kind of rain down
on you. So we need to get you know, what we should ask
for lights is h Illumination Design on West Ridge. Yeah, she's a sponsor
of my fishes, Illumination Design. I thought they did a lot of Hollywood
stuff too, don't they. The girls in there should be in Hollywood.
They're so hot. Yeah. Yeah, Joey, Margaret and I can't remember
the other girls. But it's it's a fun place, very uh, very
good. Yeah. Now are you Irish Phelps? No, my mother's from
Walsh and my dan's from Hungry. It makes me, well hung is your
dad really Hungry? No? From Memphis? Somebody from Memphis. Somebody asked
me the other day. I think I do have some Irish on my mother's
side, A little Scottish English. Honestly, I just never yeah, cared
all right, Well, but I know it's important. I mean you're Italian
or Irish. Well, I don't think it really is important. Well to
some people is what it's heritage. It's a fun thing and I am very
irishman. But from my pretty much everybody's from Ireland. Okay, I didn't
know Moran was an Irish name. It's actually pronounced morn over there moron Moran
moren more more moren you've heard that? After no more more more and take
my panties. Holds off Bill? Oh yeah, I'm sorry. Did you
have a good saint? Patrick? Say though? I dj' for eight hours
and uh o' lachland silk Lachland's the owner's Irish McEwan. He has me every
year and it was a great time. I have actually a funny story because
I have a little fan club, a little fan club that goes there and
they want my beanie. And this happened last year. Was Carrie, Gina,
Diane and Colleen. So these women want your beanie, my beanie,
the one I think, not your weenie. They want your beanie. Well
just maybe whoa hurt a. Well, so that's my beanie. I've had
this for fifteen cents aware that, so these girls were grabbing it last year.
On a second, we see that. Give you hold that picture up
to the camera. Telld that picture upright, You got to see it.
Doug looks like he was went for Halloween as a newborn baby. When they
put this, they say that they put a beanie on a baby. You've
got a big, fat baby head, fat baby head. And I bought
it last second at Saint Page when I was working in the blue room last
year. Okay, so did you get so does the beanie get you?
Not? Attention? Now it's not just what I can wear for Saint Patty's.
So last year, these four girls that are very good friends are all
married. They were all grabbing my beanie last year and they wanted it.
So this year it was a plan that I was going to buy them all
beanies, but I didn't. I was just walking through the store and there
was this Irish beanie andall for yes, well you know the bigger than you
know what they say about big beanies. No, I don't know what they
say. Yes, they said what I was working on Saturday. So I
got Colleen a hat because I knew she was Irish, so I didn't know
it was sure about the other one. So I set up. She came
back to say, Hi, I go by the way, I bought you
some. Her husband they come by to and I go by the way,
I got your wife a little sum sum. He's like, oh, good
for you, thank you much. So I gave it to her. So
she wears it outside. She put it on. I go go make the
girls jealous. Well within two minutes Gina comes back. She's not She's Italian
raised Italian. She unlocked a foot locker and brought out her stampy feet and
her poudy lips, and I saw her. She and this place is packed
and I'm playing tunes and I'm like, and she is just she is parting
everybody like the Red Sea. I'm gonna talk to this mother. So she
comes back. She puts her hands on her hips and starts bobbing her head.
Yeah, where's my fucking head? Really, I go, I don't
see you, lie, I see you at Forrest Hill. So Colleen gets
one. I mean they're all a little drunk, and I'm laughing. Did
you tell her that, Colleen or anything? Uh? I said, really,
Well, I know Colleen. She goes, I know you know Colleen.
We all know you know Colleen because I flirt with Colleen. But her
husband's a sponsor the breast cancer fundraiser. And they golf and they bowl and
hang out with them a little bit more. That's all. It was,
and I don't think you're Irish, she because I have some Irish inman.
I go, you're fucking Italian. She goes, no, I go,
what's your last name? And she I couldn't think of it fat enough her
maiden name or married name. And I start laughing. And that was a
running joke for five or ten minutes, giving me shit. But it was
a fun day. People are dancing and the place is packed. They had
a bag they had the bagpipers before me, and I think they're busy on
Sunday too, being the Yeah, Sunday was a nice day. Saturday was
all the parade, right, that kind of craziness. And so you were
in the parade with Great Connors. Yeah, I haven't done the parade in
a number of years, and that it was a blast. Were you throwing
out candy or anything for the kids. They had so much stuff. They
had cups and koozies and candy, and they they must have spent like five
grand I'm thinking on stuff to give away at the parade. Sure. Yeah.
And they maybe t shirts there too. I don't even know. I
just carry that stuff doesn't add up too bad. You buy it by ball,
can get huge boxes. I think it was, but I wouldn't be
surprised if that's what it's the number. He's an outgoing guy. They are,
Yeah, and they do a lot for the community. They are sponsored
of the parade. They've been sponsors of the parade for a long time.
So. Uh so that's the deal. Were you in the city at all
today? Uh? What part of the city any part of this downtown?
Yeah? Did you stop off anywhere and get a sip of water? No?
But I did see something on Facebook at red light. Did you boil
that? No, but it's a boiling advisory. Well, the water tastes
full body and it has a hint of mystery to it. I'll tell you
that, Doug. How does a body end up in the reservoir at Island?
How how there's a did you see it's a ten foot fence with spikes
on top? Oh gosh, stranger things have happened. How does somebody get
in there? What about the guy on Hudson last week had twelve knife stabbings
and they said it was the worst suicide they ever saw. Don't spit the
water out you might electric ute us. Uh yeah, I know. Now
they're saying to boil the water, Like, could you imagine if sudden you
take a bit sip of water and you go hmmm, pubic, like what
what? No, But I'm saying, what could get in the water there?
I guarantee you this, But possibly I'm thinking that they checked that water,
and they checked that reservoir and they look at things and it's hard to
get in there. So but I'm sure an animal has gotten in there.
I bet they don't stop that, and we don't know what, you know,
where the animal's been. So this obviously human body. People will freak
out. You got to do the right thing. I get all that they
identify the guy, yet I haven't looked at any of the news since earlier
today. I thought it might be fun to compare the only two news stations
that I could get audio from and see who covered the story better. We
can do that. Now, where's the reservoir? This is off Highland.
Yeah, so it's over more Highland and it's kind of hidden. So I
was actually I was over that way by mcquai in the tight spas of there
could be become the new secret ingredient for uh local craft breweries, maybe full
body flavor. Yeah, you said that uh huh uh, because I'm going,
I mean, what about the bodies they don't find in there? What
if somebody got some men shoes and they just dropped you down to the bottom.
You wouldn't even know he was there. You know what I'm saying,
Well, don't they it's not a PFC fact or what like you check your
pool, your pH pH factor. Sorry, not good with alphabets. No,
you eat soup, but they have to you sure, they've got to
filter it. There's so many purification standards already. Like an arm's not gonna
get stuck and turn it off. You got a problem, tank ten.
I'm going dude like you, you're gonna You're gonna go somewhere and the glass
is your own house. You let your kids do the dishes. I don't
have kids, not you, but I'll get with you. The fuck I've
been to your house, I guarantee, and whenever you're drinking out of in
that house is filthier than one of that fucking body in the water. To
guarantee it. My house is Poulence is way off, way off. Don't
even lie, I know it. Don't go to dog's house and I haven't
drink anything unless it's got alcohol and kills. What was in the glass?
I'm fucking what were you drinking in my house? Alcohol? I'm like,
what are you gonna get a tongue fungus? Because the guy had foot.
I've had my mouth in worse places. In the reservoir, we all I
the thing is, I feel like and maybe I'm way off base. I
don't know what's wrong with me, but I go I feel like we overreact
to these things. Look, you got to find out why this guy ended
up in the reservoir. I hopefully. I don't know. It sounds it's
a mystery, right, We don't know how this guy got in. And
even you'll hear the chief of the Rochester Police Department, or maybe he's not
the chief, but the spokesman talk about like the fence, how do you
get in there? And I'm sure there's a family with some I think they
say razors, but I'm not sure. So it's not easy to get in
the border I think they do. Or let's go. They want their works.
They saw it on the monopoly table we got there, and then the
electric avenue. I think they have I think they have certain segments like that.
But my only thing was like they're talked about, well, we're gonna
drain it, we gotta drain it down. I'm like, if this is
like Caddyshack with the pool and it turns out it's a you know what I'm
saying, it, I go, it's an overreaction, it's a body.
But at the same time, I'm finding bodies in Lake Mead with the water.
There was some reports over the years that they found barrels with the human
remains in them. Well, yeah, I get it, but that's you
know, like but even there the purificct. Look, wherever you're gonna go,
you're taking a risk. Breathing right these days, you're taking a risk.
I don't know what am I gonna tell you? Want to go around
worried all the time? I feel terrible for the family of Wome. It
was the air quality, you know, if you're in the middle of Hong
Kong and China. Yeah, I've seen pictures. It looks cloudy on the
right day because my sister, but if you go out to Geneseo, it's
beautiful. You're in a sound of music. Yeah, my sister, who
has a doctorate in linguistics, had to go over and teach English in China
in Shanghai, and she said you had to wear a mask because there's no
there's no EPA there, there's no no Environmental Protection agency. So terrible,
it really is. It's it's I shouldn't say that, but even with you
go out. She did take a shower right away. I mean, there's
just nothing there that you know, and yet here we are as a planet.
We're so fine. So it's not going anywhere. George Carly had a
great bit about that. He goes, folks, they want to save the
planet. Planet is not going anywhere. We're going somewhere. Yeah, planet
has been around for a billion years. Yeah, I don't think the planet
is either. I'm not saying that there aren't things that we shouldn't be good
words. If you feel like driving an electric car is a good thing for
you, If that's fine, go ahead and do it, do whatever you
want. Let's not ship it up any more than we want. Let's try
to protect it. But at the same time, I go this, I
don't wake up in the morning and go, hey, does someone turn on
the sun today? I mean I feel like that in Rochester at times.
But you know, is the moon gonna up in the sky. These things
have been going on. There's a greater life time, there's a greater source.
Shouldn't be taken better care of the ocean there, I've seen, yess
the plastics that we shouldn't be littering in the ocean. No, I get
that, and I want to see. I don't know the group, but
I think in the past five years they've taken out to five point million pounds
of waste out of the garbage out of the ocean. Yeah, and I
mean you imagine how much life and food and we get from that. Okay,
So I'm just gonna reave you what ten NBC has here update body of
man found in Highland Park, so we know it to man boiled water.
Notice, well, somebody, hey, aren't we boiling this water? Well,
if you're cooking, I don't know. I don't know. I don't
know what to say. I don't want a joke, all right, this
was big still the bottle water coming from I don't I get mine at all?
These right pure it's called paraqua per aqua. Well it's pr p U
R. So I don't know. It's too small a writing. I can't
see all right now, Doug. I want you to listen which which of
our local news agencies covered this story better. This is from the new News
Today earlier today. We will start out with the CBS affiliate, which is
channel eight where we live. It's uh and we'll work our way up the
dial to the ABC affiliate. NBC didn't have any audio that I could grab,
but here is this CBS affiliate. Good afternoon, Thank you so much
for joining us here at noon this Tuesday afternoon. I'm Brendan Summers. Let's
get right to the latest on the breaking story at this hour, the investigation
into a disturbing discovery this morning at the Highland Park resid a body found in
the water and now Rochester police are trying to figure out what exactly happened there.
We go live right now to isabel Garcia. Well, we know someone
drowned, Yeah, well, or with somebody on a body or with somebody
dumb at the reservoir with more details, Isabelle, what can you tell us?
Well, Jane's lying face down and he's dead, and he's wearing Levi's
shoes are off, he's got a broken arm, and I can't really tell
what he looks like. But Uh, yeah, boil your water for half
an hour. Back to you, Jane Hi Brendan. Just about thirty minutes
ago, I saw three water employees Water Authorities employees walk out of the reservoir
with what appears to be the rubbing their foreheads, going what happened? Hey,
Bob, you were supposed to check the cameras. How did you let
this happen? You asked, Oh, we're all getting fired, you fucking
dick. Be several samples of water in small vials. Those were placed in
a cooler and then driven away. Now pop tastes. What do you think,
Doug? What do you think? Oh? I got foot? I
think you should boil a little bit, Get some Raymond noodles. We're told
that reservoir employees saw the body around eight am this while doing their daily walk
around. Now RPD says, the Hey, that looks like it could it
be? How warm is it? Water supply was diverted this as a scuba
team work to recover the victim. No idea on who that might be at
this point, but investigators say the victim appears to be an adult. Captain
Greg Bellow says he wants to emphasize the water in the city, is still
safe to drink? Okay, since then they said boil the water, so
I'm not sure says safe to drink. Well, you know that somebody got
up this morning in the city, took a shower, right, probably got
a mouthful. Some people brush their teeth in the shower. Some people do
that. Some people shave in the shower. Shave in the shower. Do
you have one of those steam mirrors? Just just go blind? Oh I
can tell. Yeah, your scar is looking good on your face too.
It's just a little matter somebody. Somebody says to me, hey, man,
been doing a lot coke? Have you? This reservoir is not being
in use for any drinking water or anything or any water across by the way
way to make fun of cancer. Seriously, that's awesome. The city I'm
taking in front of a scar. The plan as of now is to drain
the reservoir, thoroughly clean it before refilling it and testing water from there.
So they're they're constantly making sure I want the pool train and getting bleached and
cleaned all before noon. This is what I'm saying. I go, these
poor sons of bitches. Do you know how much work that's gotta be so
good. How about how about the guy who whoever, I don't know if
they have overnight workers, they're probably not. But whoever's monitoring the water,
they do, they do. So you go, hey, were you sleeping
on the job because I was looking for an easy day. I needed to
leave early. My kid's gotta recital. Like I saw what I gotta do
now, I gotta stay fucking drain the water, thank you very much.
Just pull a fucking plug up ahead, is it? I gotta refill it.
We got to stare at Everything is good and there's been no abnormalities,
no issues with drinking water associated with the rets wire. We want to make
sure we get that out there that there is no safety issues that we're aware
of associated with this that we're aware of. But boil it. But you
say the friend and I just on the phone a short time ago who tells
me they did, in fact officially recover the body from the reservoir end that
has been taken. I'm also told the City of Rochester will be providing an
update on, of course, several questions which remain here, especially regarding the
water situation. At some point in the coming hours. We will of course,
continue to closely monitor the story. For now, we will send things
right back to you at the desk. Reporting live in Rochester is about Garcia
News eight. Maybe I just went down to Isabella and I see you give
me some of that water. I'm just kidding. I don't even know man.
Probably well, well, nobody listens to this anyways. Nah, not
at all, not at all. Nope, you are so right with that.
You're safe, believe me. All right. Now here is the here
we get a call from ye I won't all right here from the ABC affiliate.
Here's there. This midday Rochester Police are investigating after a body was found
in the Highland Park Reservoir v RPD. Is too much music on that to
come in hot, Yeah, to come in hot, and he says.
The reservoir scuba team is now working to recover that body. Yeah, they
said, I didn't see here the scuba team officially recovered. Get a leaf
thing, you're well and just pull the guy over, Hey, sham,
grab that rink out of the shed. Damn it, God almost, Hey,
hold my waist. I'm gonna lean out really far. Hey, get
a door, I go it and no, get a door, throw it
and I know I love this scene for the Titanic. Don't let Go.
Jack appears to be a deceased adult. Good afternoon, everyone, and thank
you for joining us. I'm Dan Shrak. Officers responded to the Highland Park
Reservoir around eight o'clock this morning after employees with the city Water Bureau discovered the
body during the regular morning rounds of the reservoir. The investigation into how that
individual ended up in the reservoir continues this midday. Police are reviewing security video
there. Captain Greg Bellow says the reservoir is intentionally challenging to get into and
the city will review its security measures at the site. It's certainly fenced off
and that's where trying to go reviewing through camera footage to see how this person
would have gotten there, because it is it is as you can see it
behind me. It's it's a ten foot fence with essentially spikes on top.
It's not it. It's a challenge to get in there without having a keying
carry, without going through the game. So that's what was in there.
How do you throw the cities, I don't know, ten feet. It's
not like the catapault, a keg toss you do with the carnivals. It's
a catapault dead weight letes even say he's one hundred and seventy and eighty pounds.
Yeah, to try to get him over a ten foot fence, it's
crazy. So if you're saying that the person was already dead, they're wondering,
is it possible that the guy was alive and climbed in there? And
I don't know for what reason though, I'm a frisbee golf and what is
Yeah, maybe I have no auto bureau and immediately bypassed the reservoir as soon
as the body was found, and there are no safety issues with drinking water.
Once the body is removed to the reservoir will be drained, cleaned,
and tested before returning to full use. Anyone with information, though, is
being asked to call nine one one. They always asked that anybody with information,
Yeah they have information, but no. But I would love to be
at nine one one because you know that some nut just comes on and calls
up and says they have information, but they have nothing. Well, you
know, I walked there yesterday. I just want to let you know.
And I did see some people, some shady people. They were they were
standing by the trees and things. You know what I mean? Those is
the kind of calls that nine one one's gonna get. Yeah, they probably
have to leave through a lot of them. All Right, who did the
better coverage CBS or ABC? I gotta go with Rodriguez. Yeah, I
thought CBS was I thought they did a nice jop. They did nice Brendon
Summers, who used to be at ten NBC has moved over there, so
now you know, I know, but apparently it's still a boiled water advisory
and so there we go. So that's the big news for the day.
That was the big news in our area today. Yes, it's the snow
coming in and first day of spring snow. Yeah, I mean it's snow.
Angel faced, body down so the real girls could tell it was mine?
Really that and more? When huh that? And more? When what's
the day you plug your comedy? This is? Oh, I'm sorry,
it's more I did not that and more? April fourth, Thursday, fourth
Thursday, April fourth, it's gonna be opening for Greg Owens and Cindy Arena.
It's gonna go me moving back to me. Comedy is hard, dying
is easy. Doug phelps everybody get your tickets at the Carlsoncomedy dot com.
Okay, and uh we filled up one hundred and fifty so far sold somewhere
close to that. You know, there's still two two and a half weeks
left. So yeah, it's gonna be a fun show. That'll be fun.
It's a great, great group. And if you get him from listening
to the podcast, make sure you stay to l AFT the show. Let's
get a picture together, because I do have a record of uh keep the
pictures of people, you do. Yeah, a special folder in my It's
called Doug's Friends. Yeah, from comedy. So Dougs Dougs fans. I'm
sorry. All right, we'll take a moment. Have you been on any
dating sites? I have? I'm on a couple right now, you are.
This is fantastic news Silver single. Does your dad know it? No?
Okay? Well he does, now, okay, but somebody sent me
a woman, no, a picture of a woman that they found on a
dating site. What well? Is it fake? Is? No? It
is not fake? Do you know her? I don't know her, but
I'm I'm I'm betting that this isn't fake. If I'm betting money, I'm
betting it it'sn't fake. I would normally say I better paycheck, but I
don't get one anymore. I just make it as I go. All right,
we will, We'll take a moment. But first, Comedy at the
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shot chop baby roll the airwaves, A point that shoot podcasts? Who won
the only mister bill More, I enjoyed those. I know you do it.
Yes, we look like the silhouette of the Beatles when they were all
black? Was that the white album? I don't remember, I don't,
I don't remember. Uh. I want to thank Jim White from White Trash,
who was in here last week and sending a lovely gift with this great
bottle wrap. I love White Trash. Yes, sending over some uh Jamison
black barrel. Yeah, I thought it was gonna last longer than a half
hour. You had it, h Dougie Duggie. Oh man, I'm leading
you are? I saw that. I didn't realize I was bleeding. So
here's here's the bad thing. It's like, I do this really weird.
I know I do some weird stuff, but oh god, it's all over
the iPad where I film. There's blood. That's the beetles of blank Up
or whatever it is. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're
all in the silhouettes. Uh. So I was scraping, Ginger, Ginger,
do I know Ginger? You're scraping? How old is ginger. You
were scraping the barnacles off of her. I was. I go, hey,
Duck's coming over later. I want you just smooth and ready. Did
you get the iron out? I know, I didn't know. I didn't
know. I just pressed her. I threw it in the dryer for a
few minutes with an ice cube. Let that steamer. You got to take
the teeth out before because I'll shrink. So I was scraping ginger root.
Oh, and then I press it through a garlic press and get the juice
out of it, and I mix it. Well, I cut the tip
of my fingers. I see that now it's just reopened. So that's sorry.
That's fine. I was gonna say something. I thought it was an
attack or something, and I'm like, yeah, leave it alone. He's
a grown man. What do you mean. Oh, it's a little thing.
Yeah, it's a small cut. That's nothing, very nothing. Nothing.
So earlier today, another listener, his name is Doug, believe it
or not. I believe it, and Doug sent me said I found this
woman on a dating site I'm on. And he goes, do you think
she should change her name? And send you the picture of what he sent
me. Her name is Kockoff cock Off. Yeah, coo coo f F
Yeah, I don't know, Cookoff, Cookoff, turn your head and cook
off Kokoff. I don't know. I don't know. Got this off a
dating site. My advice would be, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
and uh, there you go, Doug, what do you mean? No,
what are you talking about? No? Tract? No, really,
she looks sweet, nice, she fifty five years old. She's right in
your wheelhouse. No, she's a very elbow she's no. I'm sorry.
Now, have you ever ever what I'm just waiting for? The ever?
Ever? Have you ever? I have never ever known anybody who posted on
misconnections on Craigslist and connection miss connections. There's a whole segment. Now.
They used to have it in the newspaper. I was gonna say they did.
And what's the whole song? The Pina Colada song, which, by
the way, escape song, the escape song, right, I always know
it as the Peanut Colada song, as most people do. Die. I
know you're a fancy DJ. The no, I didn't know escape song?
Stop. I know you're kidding. Geez well, yeah, I can't tell
somethingys because you got well no, no, I just like you know,
I'm looking at your finger. You're bleeding to death. I'm not bleeding to
bleeding. You drink all that genus and so it thins your blood. No,
sorry, Cayenne pepper, that's what ginger, ginger it used to be.
I saw you. So this is for the six foot girl I saw
downtown at Water Street Music Hall. Yes, we had a few drinks and
uh, your name was Amy. And next thing I know, you disappeared
with your girlfriends. And if you read this and the paper, yeah,
please let me know. Okay, Doug one, two three or what you
got? Yeah. So now they do that on Craigslist and I haven't looked
at these in years. I used to read them on the radio. And
when I got this dating thing, I went, maybe if I don't know
if Doug is. And before we went took a pause here, you said
that you are on some dating sites. Yeah, I'm on Tinder. I've
talked to a You're on tender. Yeah, oh this is awesome. What
tender? Yeah? Oh, man, Tinder is that's not for dating.
Oh that's what they say. Well, have you gotten anything? Huh?
A couple of conversations, That's that's it. That's it. The fuck is
going on? What do you want from me? What do you? Girls
don't look at me and rip their clothes off and come over and jump up
and down. I mean to work it a little bit, all right,
I'm drunk. Yeah, but how old are the women you're talking to?
Yeah? No, they can hardly see the phone. They got the jitterbug.
I don't text them. I sent carrier pigeon. Ye bender bender.
Uh So I went on and I found some misconnections, and I don't know
if any of these are you or not. I thought maybe, uh,
well, who do you think post on misconnections? Like? What type of
person? What would be their person? Desperate? I would just say what
I see desperate. I don't. I don't want to say desperate. But
just married? Is it possibly married people knowing that you're looking for somebody you
bumped into or you saw the supermarket. Yes, maybe you just had a
really a gut instinct and move on it, and now you're hoping for magic
to happen. I don't wonder it's not in the movies, but I wonder
if this is honestly, I just thought of it now. I wonder if
it's married people and probably more married guys than married women. That would boast.
Well, they did have that one dating site called Madison dot com.
You know it, so and women name was going to come up on that
email list. No, you have to put your email in and then as
you're typing it, it fills out the rest. So that's what they do.
There was a breach. Do you remember this? No, so many
years ago, there was a breach. Wasn't a breach when you go to
log in if you just start typing and automatically. But I thought there was
a breach because they had a list of names you could type. You could
go through back in the mid two thousands and you could find out if somebody
was on that list. It was all the emails they had. Remember yeah,
yeah, so if you auto film, if you start writing yeah in
audio exactly. So the whites went to their husband's laptop, went to the
site, start typing in the address, went to it. They had uh
reminded, you know, the auto I don't fill the password, and they
got in and then they questioned the husbands and then that it was a record
number of divorces. I was in California when this was going on. Okay,
that was phenomenal. Oh, I know, I really screwed that up.
All right. So this is a person who wrote Rebecca at Mobile Buffalo
road Gates, New York. I think you're very attractive. So I'm assuming
Rebecca works. Now there's a possibility that she'll find out about this, because
somebody could come in and say, hey, Rebecca, I saw it and
tell her about it. That's what I'm saying, Rebecca Buffalo Roadgate, I
think you're very attractive. Would love the opportunity to get to know you.
Now. I want to go. If that's the case, strike up a
conversation, right, push and get in there. There's too many things for
that to happen. Either she has got to go to Craigslist and just be
interested in this kind of thing, or one of her Well does anybody Yeah,
I mean, do you think anybody would hook up because of this?
Hey he was a sweet, shy guy, And this is why I'm thinking
that. I'm thinking it's mostly married guys just taking a shot. If it
works out, fantastic. If it doesn't, no harm, no, no,
no no no no no. All right, here's another one. I
don't know who romigs. It sounds like I miss you. Yeah, r
o Igs, it's a bar. Okay, so this is a Romix Yeah,
all right, so this is somebody writes about how are you familiar with
Romix? Yeah? They donate to my breast cancer ball too. Okay,
what what is romix? Where is Romix? It's down on Bennington and Dewey.
It's been a staple Rochester for many years and years through Kodak and Dave
and Bill Onen now and they do a phenomenal job. So Romigs it says,
I miss you. I see you with your weird quiet friend. I
wanted to say hi, but I couldn't work up the courage. I go
sad. So you go to Craigslist. So I don't know do you feel
is it? Do you think these people get cathart? I think you're just
trying to throw hope out there and then just go every few days to see
if there's a response. Okay, you know, all right? Now here's
one where I have advice for this guy. Okay, Quickly he's in Fairport.
Quickly's in Fairport where we are doing the podcast in Fairport. Quickly's in
Fairport. And it says a long shot to the woman on Thursday March fourteenth,
around three fifteen, waiting in line, and offered you to go ahead
of me. I was wearing a brown Harley Davidson cap. I believe you
were doing You were doing, it, says, but it should be driving.
I believe you were driving a black or blue jeep. And what's he
want from this? Well, he went, he would like to like to
meet her. No, he said, you know, it's a long shot.
Well here's the thing. I disagree, because where do you go if
you weren't driving, uber, where would you primarily go for gas? On
the block near your home? Yeah, so this person, probably this person
is not going to look on craigslist. No, no, no, no,
no, that's not what I'm saying. I'm not saying they're looking on
craigslist. Follow me first time. Okay, you get ahead. He's so
impatient sometimes I'm gonna have to talk to your father, all right. So
he's probably jumping up and down. No, no, no, but no,
no, I'm not teasing. But well, here's my point is people
at patterns. So if this woman goes at three point fifteen to Quickly's in
Fairport on a Thursday, there's a chance that maybe not a Thursday. But
around that time, maybe she's a teacher, she gets out of work,
she goes to Quickly's and hits gas. So I, if you're that interested,
if you're that desperate that you're writing this, here, go hang out
at Quickly. He's at three point fifteen or between three and three thirty every
day. Just sit in your car, scroll on your phone, and if
you see her, you jump out and scare the shit out of her,
get arrested by the Fairport police because you're a fucking creeen. No, I
don't know. That's terrible. It's stuck her rich Over, does it preeper
absolute? It does Okay. But here's the thing, and it's an interesting
thing, and I want to do this as an experience. I don't know
whether to do this as a bit or an experiment for real where we actually
would go in and do it as a staged bit, where like I'd have
you go in and drop a line on a woman, and then I'd have
my kid go in and drop the same line on the woman and who does
she react to? Right, would be the joke. But I would rather
do it almost as a hidden camera thing because I'm pretty sure as long as
you don't see her face and we only hear the conversation. We could show
the video, and I think it would be really interesting to see because what
you're saying is this guy is a stalker, right if you were to sit
or what I'm telling this guy to do is to be stalkish. Yes,
I am, and I shouldn't do that. But at the same time,
if they hit it off and she he's like, listen, I went every
day and she falls in love with him, do you understand what? Like
what if she said that's like he's some hot star saying there's a chance.
I am, but I'm saying that if he's some hot guy in a Harley
cop or at least hot to her, she'd probably give it a pass.
But if you or I showed up every day between three and three point thirty,
quickly it's the fairport. Somebody's calling the coup. Do you know what
I'm saying? Like, I think we can go sit in your car with
Yeah, jameson why are some why is it some people? Can you know?
Some guys get away with it? And it's the same thing Like I
always love when the hot chick gets old because she's used to be in the
hot chick. Right, Oh, I've seen that, seen it. I
even I even see it in Uh. I gotta be careful how I say.
Well, and my mom's friend grew right, even in their seventies,
there's still the pretty girl. Oh yeah, she was always the pretty girl
and she knew she was the hot girl in that crew. She still acts
like do you under see what I'm saying? I understand what you're saying.
So but sometimes those the looks fade, and sometimes you chase after it and
you tawny contained yourself. After a while, you can tell the liquor drinkers.
Yeah, as they get they oh yeah, sucked the oh the like
face turns into an empty leather wine sack with eyes. No. One time
we were on the radio and somebody started talking about someone and I took up
like somebody had brought it in, like a sack lunch or something. So
they had the brown paper bag and I took the paper bag and I wrinkled
it up, put my hand in it and started talking and everybody knew who
I was talking about. So there it is. When I was working down
the lake, I was seeing I was like, this is ten years,
fifteen years, ago. I was just falling around with this older woman.
She was the same age. She was sixty two. Wow. Yeah,
But then I had another patron of sixty two, and it was like night
and day where this woman had was not a heavy drinker throughout the years and
took care of herself. For this woman was just always, hey, you
gotta put more vocket in this truck. Who was the one that you were
No, no, no, no, no her name, no, no
name? Which one was she the heavy vodka drinker? No, she was
not the heavy one. Oh look at this Oh it wasn't all right.
But the heavy vaka drinker looked fifteen years old around her. Yeah, you
know, life sucked out of her. She just always I can't taste anything.
Doesn't happen that often anymore, but yeah, you get people and I
can't taste anything. Well, when you're at home drinking and you're filling up
half your glass with vodka to splash a cramber, I will tell you that
I really enjoy drinking. You said that last night, and I need to
watch myself for that, just douber. Well, no, no, no,
no. What I'm saying is I just need to watch myself because I
have shit to do. I don't have time to either deal with a hangover
or whatever. But there is a long history of alcoholism in my family.
We've had rehabs and all kinds of things. But I am seeing more and
more and even ads pushing people to go, hey, if you're looking to
wine with that glass of wine, that can lead to one, two or
three thc gummy. Yeah. I don't get the same field, but it
does keep you from drinking a little bit. It depends on the dosage.
If you can become a master of the microdose. I think that's the thing
I'm not. I don't know. I don't I experiment. You've never done
a gummy? No, oh, dude, we gotta do a gummy.
Dude, we go, we gotta do a gummy. We would fucking have
a blast. Two of us would be laughing at our we'd have to.
What we'd have to do is we'd have to do the gummy and then we'd
have to like, let's go to dinner and then come back and do the
podcast. So that way we because then it'll hit, like two hours in
it hits and we would probably the two of us, we couldn't get a
sentence out, we'd be laughing. All right, Here's I have two more.
Just trying to help people out there. That's what I do here in
the podcast. I try to be a good citizen. Uh Speedway Chilie Avenue
familiar. Yes, just one to say thank you to the pretty blonde manager
that waited on me this past Saturday afternoon March second. Nice to deal with
someone who is pleasant and has such a pretty smile. It could be a
nice pickup line. I love your smile. And I'm thinking that this is
either a widow a widow or excuse me, or a married guy looking to
maybe meet a bond. You don't think so. I think there's other ways
to find people on social media and try to send him aage. I agree
with that too, But you're gonna put that. You just throw it out
there, right and then if it comes back, I'll tell you exactly,
and I'll tell you what I don't think I told you this story. But
this was two weeks ago, maybe last week. No, it's two weeks
ago. So I picked up this person in an apartment complex, was taken
to another apartment complex, and it was a stop in the middle. It
was like an eight minute ride and the stop was tak your chigain okay and
delicious. It's always smell so good. It's usually always such a hassle when
you stop at a rest fan food. They screw up the menu or the
order they want to go in. There's a line you're drive through, okay,
so you're gonna go in? No, I'll just get it through the
window. I go all right, just hoping it wasn't a line. So
and then she says, do you want something? And I go, are
you serious? She goes, yeah, buy you know you're waiting for him.
I'm like, all right, give me the special of the day.
So it was a Wednesday special and I said thank you. So then we
divide it up and I drove her need. I started talking to her very
friendly, and you don't usually get that niceness out of Uber riders. So
then she had one kid, she has two kids, and uh single fashionable
and uh, I said, what do you want to get together sometime?
And I gave her my card. Now I'm fifty three and I couldn't see
how old she is, and I canna tell your age, but she was
younger than me, way younger. She was. No, I that's totally
fine. Fifty three And she didn't call, so I found her through a
friend and I wrote her, and I just wanted to thank her again in
case she lost my carter got thrown out with the bags and saying hey,
that was very nice because and I didn't hear from her, and that was
that away from me. Stock she didn't write anything. She didn't even respond.
No, maybe she didn't notice who I was or she didn't get it.
Yeah, but at least just well, like your comment is there.
But it was such a nice thing. I wanted to make sure she knew
that was special because you usually get more rude people or hey, can you
pull up three feet? And I want to start doing all three feet?
Yeah, I'm right there. You can't walk your fan ass three feet.
I don't say that, but I got bad ankles, bad ankles, my
feet, yeah, bad manners, taking cheeseburger out of your mouth. I
think we need to start something on Tuesdays now, next two day, it
would be Todd Baxter, right, so we will not be on the podcast
next week. But uh, but after that, I'd like to start doing
the Doug Diaries, Dog Diaries, Doug Diaries for a segment. It's just
funny things that have come up in the uber. You know, it gives
you a chance to vent a little bit. Get it out. Diary numbers
getting numbers, Well, yeah, I go, Hey, you're cool.
You want to go on a podcast. You're gonna have people. We're gonna
call them if we want. No, what I mean is stories, Well
we could, especially if you could not you could do that. That could
work. And one last one from uh Jesus subject No, that's fine to
do it right, I mean not that. Hey, look it just seen
when he was in before the water hole was an uber by Doug Phelps.
If we could an island drive, if we could help Dougie you get a
little something, I would love it. I think it'd be great. One
more from from Craigslist Misconnections Barnes and Nobles Coloring. Yesterday I was looking at
Sudoku variant books. Excuse me, Sudoku variant books is what they write.
You sat down right next to me looking at adult coloring books. Why would
you not just start up a conversaty. We exchanged some small talk. Once
we were leaving, you said it was nice to meet you. I totally
messed up the opportunity to follow up with you and get your number, kicking
myself for it. So turning to the internet, as one does in twenty
twenty four. But I don't think they turned to Craigslist. That's my thing.
Who goes find it? I find a word adult coloring books. Well
no, wait a second, now, I don't want to mock it because
you do sponge painting, which it is. While I'm just saying like it's
very soothing and calming, is my point, And I don't know, I
would probably go back and hang out of the around the same time about that,
Yeah, yes, see the same time. Well, because you have
an interest in books, yes, I mean you can go. That doesn't
make you Yes, that doesn't make exactly make you a stalker. Doesn't make
you stalker. But if you're hanging out of the quickly some Fairport every day
between three and three thirty, right, someone called Chief Matt Barnes for the
Fairport Police. You got a problem. Well you don't know how often she
goes through her guess you know you got to figure that out, all right,
We uh, you can figure out people's patters pretty easily. I think
we telling ourselves a lot more not just through social media, but also things
that are considered normal nowadays that older adults are tired of seeing. They talk
to jed xers and boomers and they went through and this is from a buzzfeit
there a top ten, there's a BuzzFeed. Well, I only pulled five.
They had twenty three. I only pulled five. I want to guess,
so, well, why don't you during the break write down a few
that that bother you? No, I have to reply to some people on
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for listening. I really appreciate it. Love the podcast on Tuesday, Boosday.
Okay, Tuesday, Buesday. One of these nights we're gonna get out
drinking again. You cut yourself again? No, I just think you're wrap
it up this time, wrapping up blood on the board. Fabulous Thunderbirds did
wrap it up. I love that. I do like I work out to
their greatest hits, believe it or not. Really, Yeah, it's got
a good beat to it, does it work anymore. I'll have the wear
it out. Just wonderful. What was the last time you worked? Now?
Uh? Coming down the stairs the day to drive here. I love
you. I was thinking that it May when we got April. Yeah,
we got a little bit of to May. Yeah, so that's sixty one
days between those two months. Could I lose thirty pounds by the end of
May to get down to two hundred poun you could? I might try it.
We could do something here, yeah, I do. Okay, maybe
we should do a challenge. Yeah, I can do that. We can
have Kevin involved and we can clean up on him. We'll give him a
head start. No, what we'll do is we'll see if every pound we
lose. Danny Gaines, Danny's always telling me about wait, well, it's
got to start off to see this is my problem. What's your problem?
I'm known for starting diets and mondays. I'm gonna start on Monday. This
Monday, pound out of your weekend? Right, So, but Tuesday is
April second, it's gonna be opening day Frontier. Yeah, so so you're
gonna eat. Then you got Jenny light dog when okay, what time is
the last last night you Okay? I think back to yesterday. You're old.
I don't want to string yourself too much. Here, what time did
you last eat yesterday? Well, you know what, I was a glutton
last night? Oh really okay? Because I went and get my taxes done
at six o'clock, and before I went to get my textes, I was
in the same textes plazas Dominoes pizza. I said, what's your I go,
what's your special? Day? And he poisted the wall three toppings large
for thirteen eight. Wait do you ask that everywhere you go? What's your
special? You did that with the Kentucky Fried Chicken, and you did that
with I've died. I wouldn't even think of that. I wouldn't think to
ask the special. You know what that is? What some fac I knowledge?
That's right. So it's three toppings. You go, give me tepperoni
double mushroom, have ready? Have it ready for six forty five? I
picked it up sixty eight. I was eating it on the way home.
I love Dominoes. I'm one of the few people that I know all right
for for a chain pizza, I'll say pretty good. I like it.
Yeah, So I was still watching the dogs, So okay, what time?
So what time was this? Six? Forty five? Eight? I
got what times you eat? How big was the pizza? It was large?
You got a large pizza. What's that special? Wait a second,
did you eat the whole fucking pizza? You did? I did? I
didn't. How much is left there? There was one pizza? Why?
Because you didn't want to feel like he ate it all? Just what did
you think the dog was gonna yell at you? Now they've saving me a
pizza? Answer? I gave some to the dog. I gave him the
crust. Okay, it was my last name with the dogs. I guess
how the little ucks are special? Yeah? Their parents were like getting on
the plane. Okay, I'm like, right, I'm gonna So you ate
an entire pizza almost by what time? Over three hours? Okay? Yeah?
So that so we'll say by ten o'clock. Yes, your last eight
And that's where my fault. That's my problem too. And you know you've
shown after eight is the worst thing for you. So I was trying to
not eat really after six and then try not to eat again until ten o'clock
the next morning. When I did do that, not that long ago,
I did lose weight that and running and doing an ad workout. And I
used to run. I hate running, but yeah, I always enjoyed it.
It was I I there were times where just creatively, there's a pill
that you're going to see people talk talking about, uh, that is supposed
to give the body the same benefits as exercise. This has been in the
news over the past couple of days and the one thing so I went to
read like a medical journal on this and because I thought, Okay, I
get it, but I will I will tell you that I here's where the
pill isn't going to help you. The pill isn't going to give you the
mental break that exercise does. There's something about the repetitiveness, repetitiveness of whatever
it is, whether it's boxing and you're hitting the bag or doing something,
there's a mental there's a mental aspect to exercise that is so healthy. So
in this medical journal they say that, But what they were talking about is
older people and muscles that atrophy heart issue that that with this pill, because
you're in such bad shape, you probably can exercise. This pill will help
bring the benefits of exercise to those muscles, thus making you either healthier and
possibly living longer. So but I always wonder, Like my friend was telling
me this a few years ago, they're making the pills and discoveries that you're
going to be able to live to one hundred and fifty. Yeah, yeah,
I mean as long as you can still get it up and get it
off. I get. I would think even more than off a bridge.
So much of just being able to have your faculties and be able to move
around and do that sort of thing. We're not designed to be in this
body forever. And I people get look at me like I'm weird, but
I'll go, you don't want to be. You don't want to be your
energy. You've probably been here this energy some other time. You'll come back
as something. It's just energy. That's a Buddhist way of thinking. Well,
it's incarnation. Uh, not so much reincarnation, because I don't think
you're you're not coming back and picking up where you're left off or or anything.
You're not here to do it over again. You just you know,
it's just what it is. So you come back as me, and I
come back as you. I would never do that. Yeah, yeah,
well I'll tell you what you lose that to it. I don't want to
drink like you do. I'd rather be a fish, all right, doug.
Things that are considered normal nowadays that older adults are tired of. This
was on BuzzFeed and talk to boomers and gen xers. I only picked five.
It you have eleven, Well you pick twenty three. Well there were
twenty three on the thing. I only picked five out of their twenty three.
Things that older people don't like about the New jub Things that are considered
normal nowadays that older adults are tired of seeing the first first one. Let
me give you an example from their list, just to see if we're on
the same pitch, all right, Just to say, not being willing or
able to just be superficially nice in social settings. Sometimes it's okay to just
be pleasant instead of making your unique, specific viewpoint heard, which is probably
a problem of social media, but where all of a sudden you've got to
make your point hurt, and the you know, I'm right, that attitude
of I'm right. Yeah. I think that social media in a way has
taken away the ability I don't want to say to critically think because I don't
make people really cringe, but I don't think people understand what an opinion is.
I don't think they know what the definition of an opinion is. An
opinion doesn't mean you're right. My opinion and your opinion may be completely different,
but it's based in fact, and it's based in bullshit. Really,
it's half way between fact and fiction. Some of it's my perception, what
I've lived, what I've experienced. I don't have any factional thing I can
hand you. Others are. Here's some real data that I base this on.
And I think sometimes if people actually spoke instead of shutting each other down,
you'd find that maybe your opinions aren't that far off, or maybe you
go, you know what, that's something I never considered. I always think
that and you aren't. And I do think that in the social media age,
you are not treated as though that's wrong. You're dead fucking wrong,
you know what I mean. And and families people don't talk to each other
people. I have family members who wouldn't go on social media because of other
family members. So yeah, but what were what were Are we on the
same page? Well? I had I had manners down there for one.
Okay, fall into that yeah category, Yeah, what do you got?
Give me one of yours then I'll give you the next one. I had,
uh first, when I wrote down with clothes and fashion and how you
wear your clothes, Okay, I thought that'd be a big one for older
people. What is it? What do you mean by clothes and fashion?
Well, one, people are wearing their pants down show their ass or underwear.
Women are more risque, I guess with less. See, I don't
see a fashion. I don't see either one of those as much. But
that doesn't mean it was nice last week. I mean there was halter tops
as you call them, and it was still forty two to reas out,
but the sun was out. So yeah, baby, I'm looking at these
girls, I'm like, holy shit, you're going out with that? I
mean you, I think girls are trying to press more than they're actually pressing.
So I'll tell you it's funny you say this because what they had on
here on the BuzzFeed article was wearing pajamas and slippers to go shot. God.
Yeah, if you can't be bothered to put on fresh clothes, don't
go out in public. Also, do they then wear those pajamas to bed
you? Yea was a respond to the buzz Feed. Now I like to
believe I will never do that, but I don't know if I'm guilty of
some time having done it. I think I I was so shit faced last
month, yeah, that I woke up and I went I was so hungover
I had to get something. I went to Wegman's and I got arrested for
going in my pajamas and had done on me that I slept naked, No
I have. I think I've gotten up in the middle of the night and
thrown on I usually sleep either in my underwear or nothing. And I think
I grabbed some kind of sleep things because the boys were sick and we needed
something, or we ran out of whatever it was. But I know there
was somebody sick, and I think I've run into But I would never do
it. I believe you're treated differently when when you dress, by how you
dress. I really do. I've watched it. I used to always Mike,
you know, I used to be a joke that we had an easy
pass to the emergency room when the boys were young. Somebody's jumping off a
roof, breaking a foot. Somebody else is doing this. Somebody threw somebody
into a chair downstairs. I got a buckle fracture. We were in there
all the time, so I would always have like a collar button down collar
shirt only because I truly believe, and you also kind of feel better about
yourself, so you project differently, believe it or not. I talked about
that a few months ago. Yeah, I mean coming out in pajamas and
cracks and just like, well, my fourteen year old son is going to
be here next week. I he last time, was like, wanted me
to let him go on the point, come on, We're just like,
well, I don't and I don't want you doing that. I don't and
I don't. Flying used to be a thing. I told you My uncle
was a pilot stand by. You know, you got the buddy passes.
We had to dress up because sometimes you ended up in first class. You
don't want to, you know, you want to look like you belong.
It's kind of my thing. But when you talk about the clothes. I
love hearing my old man talk about going to the gym. My dad goes
to the gym every day. It's his coffee thing, it's his social thing,
and he'll go to some of these girls are walking around you have naked.
That's why you go to the gym, Dad, But but you got
it, like the clothes at the gym. There are some clothes at the
gym where you're like, God, damn, I don't know where to look
like. I've walked into classes where I and I like good or bed huh
for good and bad? Good or bad? I mean women with yoga pants
yoga pant but they're so tight, so tight. Yes, she had a
quarter in her pocket. I knew it from nineteen seventy. Yes, exactly,
I saw exactly. Hey, if she's comfortable, you're gotta be comfortable.
No, Well that I'm looking at you, well, I'm gonna.
I can't help it. I'm not looking. I don't you look in the
mirror. I just that's why they have mirrors. I keep my eyes right
up here on purpose because it's twenty twenty four and I don't need to hear
any shit dress any way you want. That's about me, all right,
everybody, we're gonna startt with some camel tooes, I mean, jumping jocks.
All right. All right, so you had the pajama and what else
you got on your list? Uh? Work ethic, Okay, I didn't
see that. I have work ethic. Music, family, time, communication,
respect for others, a parent, core schooling or teaching. Yeah,
and uh, all right, less church. I would think there might be
people complaining that there's less people going to church these days. Do you go?
No, what my sister does, don't she heard there was a guy
hung like this. My buddy loves telling. My buddy loves me to tell
them. Of course he does. Of course he does. I would be
I would be trying to get you to tell that joke all the time.
That would totally be trying. I don't go to church. I go to
funerals and baptisms and weddings. Okay, actually that's not true. A few
years ago I went to church a couple of times. Yeah. Ope,
Lutheran down and uh vintage. They have really changed in the church and bring
more music and younger yeah vocals and uh you know it's that not a rock
experience to make it more enjoyable for the kids. You know, I was
so ignorant in the church that I went. This was years ago, this
said to be twenty years ago. I had to go to two baptisms in
the same day, so I went to the early one and was at the
mask. Then I went to the next baptism and they did the same math.
I'm like, what are the fucking odds. Somebody had explained to me
that every Catholic church has the same thing. I'm like, you gotta be
kidding, man, Like, isn't there any originality? Now I'm bitching in
the church nobody has the originality sometimes in between their hob a little bit.
But I couldn't believe that guy said, I'm like, they're doing the same
thing, like, Doug, that's the same. Yeah, they all do
it like Huh. The widespread inability to spell words correctly this is from BuzzFeed
or use them properly. For example, they're there and they're your, your,
and your and don't and don't get me started on grammar, writes the
person. Now, I think this has been a progressive problem. Not,
and I won't say I think it's been exasperated by social media and text.
I think that has to go with schooling, yes, But I had a
philosophy professor, Saint John Fisher thirty years ago who told me he's had seen
a sharp decline in the quality and ability for people to write. Uh.
They don't teach cursive of course, I yeah, I haven't seen. I
know, I hear that. I haven't seen it. Kids aren't running it.
Everything a tablet. I got a kid, No, but I got
a kid in school he writes cursive does yeah, Jameson does? Okay?
Not need The one thing I don't think they teach is penmanship, you know.
I mean they teach cursive, but penmanship, I don't know. I
remember that in high school somebody said, in your study study hall, if
you haven't got anything to look at, practice your penmanship. It's going to
be important. And I do get. I have gotten complimented over the years
of my penmanship. Uh, I don't know. I still I don't know.
I asked my nephew about vocabulary, and I don't know. I don't
have any of that. You don't have vocabulary words. I remember that in
grammar school. Well see, here's the thing is, I don't know.
I don't need it anymore because you got a phone. Well you do,
and I will tell you like chat, GPT and all these things, and
if you can't spell, the words come up red and all that stuff.
And I understand it doesn't develop your brain, No, it doesn't. It
doesn't. We're getting dumbed down into society. But I just as I'm looking
at I'm going, but is this I don't know where I don't know where
the line is. Do you understand what I'm saying? Because I got guys
who are I one who's going to graduate college. He was in high school
four years ago. Uh. He was doing a ton of writing and critical
thinking. And I took an English class where you had to write a paper
for three books in one semester. Only one of them was discussed in class,
the restaurant on your own. He was doing great, So I go,
I, but that's the kids I was around. Do you understand what
I'm saying? So? Does that clouding my thinking? But I'm going on
the other side, we hear about do we always hear the worst case scenarios?
Think of like police officers, for example, that one guy, the
one cop that they arrest, or the one cop that was doing something that
was nefarious. It's one out of how many, And we paint with a
broad brush. So I don't know. I'm not saying that it's not right.
I do. I'm sure there is. I mean I watched the I
see it all over Facebook myself. But it's usually people who are older that
are doing it and not so much the young one. Well, that's what
I'm in Rochester. Do we still have in the city is still around a
thirty six percent graduation rate. I don't know what it is. It's not
good. I don't know what it is. I agree, I agree anything
under ninety ninety five. I would just you know, what are your goals,
what are your aspirations in life? Yeah? Ghosting people they had on
there, Ghosting people both professionally and personally. This is what somebody put in
BuzzFeed. This is only appropriate if you're in a dangerous situation where your safety
is at risk. Otherwise it's a cowardly and inconsiderate way to handle the situation.
If you need to break away from any kind of relationship or commitment,
you need to tell the person or people so they don't waste time waiting on
you or wondering what happened to you. It's common courtesy, and ghosting shows
a huge lack of consideration for everyone involved. Yeah, I would agree with
this whole wholeheartedly, except that I'm I think I'm guilty of it as a
young guy. Yeah, don't like confrontation. You're just like, yeah,
Yeah, I even just now with texting is just easy. Yeah, we're
done. I don't want to talk about it. And then you block them.
Oh yeah, dude, I haven't. I've never done that. I
kill the carrier pigeon. She still looked. She's looking up for a message.
I hear this again. It Uber Rides complaining that black On blocked from
Facebook. He's cheating with her. Yeah, she's cheating with him, right,
And I'm like, I want to be like, what are you complaining
about? Who cares? You're in your twenties. This is what we get
all, you know. It's the same thing like if you go back to
when we were thirty years ago, what were we focusing. We just didn't
have the tools to, you know, scope you out and and spy on
you playing with your phone while in the presence of a live conversation. Yeah,
I'm guilty of that. I'm guilty of that. But I will say
this, and I've said this a lot on the podcast, but I played
cards with my parents and they're slower than turtles, and so yeah, and
I'm just like, oh gosh, they well, that's right, that's just
with patience. I'm I'm guilty of this, but I will say this and
we'll end it here on this one. Uh. I think the best gift,
the truly the greatest gift that anybody can give you. And people will
laugh at me for this, but think about what I'm about to say as
a hug, Well, yeah, I do. I think that when someone
is willing to give you their time, you got to be respectful of that.
So even the ghosting thing, when you stop and think of it that
way, maybe I'll give you the balls to go. You know what,
because here's the other side of that. If you don't like spending time with
the person and that's why you're going to ghost them, or you're not into
it, it's your time as well. But my thing is that we only
have so much time on the planet. We don't know how much time is
so much sand well yeah, and we really don't know. And so I
always go, if someone is willing to spend their time with you, or
look forward or make plant, at least try to think of it that way.
Maybe gives you a different perspective, because that, to me is the
greatest gift that anybody can really give you, especially you know someone who's very
busy. You have ever one of those friends who's somebody who's like high up
in a company or something. They seem to be the ones that get back
to you the fastest. They seem to be the ones that are on there.
Then you got the one right, and you got ones that that drive
uber that you don't hear from them for days. They don't do anything,
lazy bastards. They're drinking dirty martinis. Doug gets back to you right away
all the time. I'm the one who's bad at that, But anyway,
that would be my thing. So those were just some of the things I
considered normal nowadays that older adults are tired of seeing Douggie get off my lawn.
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be man, you know, just put your hand. I'm surprised they had
the greatest hits album, but I like it. I always like that.
It's good to warm up. The first fifteen to twenty minutes and a transit.
Then I jumped right to at DC in the last half of this is
yours my warm up. This is for what I was doing, Oh for
working out? For workout song? Yeah? Yeah? What are the first
three or four others? What did you do as a workout? Would you?
I used to work on the transit. What's the transits? Like skiing?
It's okay? Yeah? That like a treadmill? Yeah, glide do
that for forty five minutes. Work up to it obviously, Yeah, just
curls bench and roastly arms and chests. Yeah. I didn't have leg day.
Come on, ladies, Come on, ladies, let's go to the
gun show. Which way is the beach that way or that way? Now
I'm a big glop of shit. Doug's dress, he's gonna like, you
know, it's gonna be in the middle school play. He's playing the period
that what we're doing, the grammar we're doing mobi, Dick, and I'm
just alling white. That's terrible. You're not that big, I'm not.
But you know what, as you get older, it's harder to take off
well of less time you don't feel like doing it. Yes, so I'm
going to fight through it. Man. Last time I was down to one
seventies eight years ago. It was going years ago going on a cruise.
Yeah, and uh did it benefit you? I did not get any more
laid. No, no, huh did you want a cruise with somebody buddy
by No? Yeah, I couldn't find anybody goes. So I'm like,
I'm go. I love cruises. Make sure I'm going on another one.
Where are you going? Uh? I don't know. I don't care.
Ultimate feeling of vacations being out of the ocean because you know nobody can get
to you. Yeah, Hey, we got a problem here at work.
Dougetty coming like, no, I can. I'm I'm drinking heavily and talking
to April here. You know they don't have a boat back. All right,
Well that's uh. Have you ever been on a cruise? I have
not. No cruise has never appealed to me. I sound like a snob,
but I I just shut I wouldn't mind doing like an Alaskan cruise.
I think that would be really cool to see. Uh well, my parents,
my parents did a cruise. They did an Alaskan cruise. They did
a cruise through Russia, the rivers in Russia. I just I don't know
something about I feel like, and I know it's not true because they're so
big, but I feel like you would get sort of trapped in the boat.
I would love to be on a yacht. Yeah, and I'll that'll
be my cruise. We could go into that. That's what I'd like.
Like, Hey, as long as you're drinking on a boat. Yeah.
Oh I love boats. Yeah, yeah, I had in the previous life.
Could do the Bill Moran cruise like they do Rock cruises, Japanese cruises
and a MC cruises. That would be big. Yeah. You'd have to
row me, you and we'd have you and Kim Holly from Syracuse. We
have behind the boat the that's funny. Yeah, the U I had.
I had a boat in a previous life. Yeah, wasn't it was the
name of the boat. It was just a twenty two foot just you know
runner. It was nice. I think I thought about if I ever got
a boat, I would name it doctor. Yeah, you're doing we should
probably go see the doctor. Yeah, it'd be the key word. Go
drinking, go down the boat, dirty martinis. They looked Bill's water ski
and naked again. No, Bill's just tunused to have Okay, now I
don't know if this is still a thing, but they used to have skinny
dipping cove in Irondequoit Bay, which is one of the bays off and people
used to tie off their boats and this stripped down and you see everybody jumping
in their naked and uh. I used to go over there. I know.
I used to go over there and jump in naked. Cool. Yeah.
Then I would do things when I had a friend that I would jump
off the boat. They'd be driving and I would jump off, like just
tuck so that way you would skip across the water. She'd freak out,
Oh god, what are you doing? Who would freak out? Did she
go in naked? I don't remember. No, I don't think so.
I don't think so. I used to do that all run out because this
place was right on Rondequoit Bay. Oh, I know what you're talking about,
like pass the bridges on your left, not in Webster, Webster IRONQUI
no off point pleasant. So it was right down there. You had a
park in the parking lot and walked to the house. And I used to
come sometimes running out the front door completely naked. Hey, running down the
fighting nemo. Oh god, it was just stupid. Yes, what's the
matter? Nothing, what happened? All right? What do you got there?
I have? What is this? Fertilizer spikes? Wait for my plan
for your plant? Wait? Where did you get these from the dollar store?
I did it? Fucking kills my planet? It's not I got you
this. What is that? It's a plant that won't die? Plan ornamenta
is welcome. Oh look at you. Your pot's not big enough to put
it. Oh, I got right behind you. What's that thing over there?
That's that's a little plant that's doing well. That's the plant that I
did the video about, and I had I thought I had packets of liquid
fertilizer, but I did not, and I couldn't find them in the store.
Oh this is very try this. Yeah, I don't know if I
need to change the soil. This came from Amazon like a year ago and
my mom sent it and so I did the video today with the Sarah McLaughlin
style music underneath. Well, I have a I have three plants. Yes
I know, and you saw the big one that actually smaller than that.
Well, see with these little ones here it says, because these plants are
somewhat temperamental, you don't want to overwander them, you don't want to underward
them. I'm clearly underwatering. But this one, I just have to give
it two ice cubes a week and that's it. That's it. So it
was all works. It was an exotic plant, angel exotica plant. So
I'm like, Okay, we're strip clubs, strip clubs. I should be
able to care this thing. And uh we could dug with this little word,
Doug. That's very sweet. So I've changed it to three bigger pots.
Yeah, and then I bought the other two and they were to play.
It tells you, wait, how much light should be what does the
little plastic things that come in with the plant. Oh, I didn't have
a plastic came with it. Oh you know what, it probably there was
probably a ton of ship that came with it. And I didn't. I
didn't really write that. I know what I'm doing. I'm a maran So
what we always do? Hey, why is this crooked? Believe it or
not? I talked to the plants. How's everybody doing? Believe as good
as your big sister. Believe it or not, you talk to your plants.
You come and drunk, You fucking suck me not growing. I'm gonna
piss I'm sure you do. You drink this jamison, then you pissed on
your plant. You wonder why he's dying. And by the way, your
mother's not gonna remember what that looks like, she asked me. She does,
yeah, she said to me house the planet. This is still yeah,
and she's coming up for the eclipse, which, by the way,
they're having a big thing about traffic with the eclipse and when when to leave
and when to stay. Are you driving? I don't believe so you're not.
There is a possibility. I shouldn't I shouldn't say anything. Well,
it's gonna be it doesn't matter, uh at Forest Hills where I work,
Oh, that they're gonna do something. Maybe it's gonna be the it's gonna
be game time decision during the day, be biretending. But he's got a
pretty big parking line. You've been out there, yeah, yeah. So
but other than that, I don't think I'll be driving Uber. No.
I might check out the waters. But you know, if you're in gridlock
and somebody wants to go, it's like it takes an hour and you're only
getting twelve dollars for the ride or whatever it might be. Now, they
might jack up the price as a whole lot. Yeah, in some seasoned
Uber drivers that know the area, I might be able to get around.
I gotta think of a plan for this now, because we're gonna do the
podcast during the eclipse, which will be interesting for people because we do have
UH. While majority of our listenership is in the our greater western New York
areau draws well in Buffalo too, but outside of there there's some people and
they're not in the path of the eclipse. So we should go to Buffalo
and do a podcast. Oh, we could do that, Yeah, Yeah,
we're gonna do one live uh coming up at the in the Wrickles room,
probably towards the end of the summer. There's a lot of things.
I have a lot of travel stuff coming up, pod related, but not
so much for this podcast. But it'll end other stuff that I'm not on,
Yes, other stuff you were not on that. Nobody's on it.
It'll just be me and somebody else. But then when I go to do
these interviews and things, some of it will require travel, I'll probably just
have that person on with me and it will be people that some people will
be very familiar with the people they're well known. But that's all the work
stuff. We got stuff. We just shot a commercial that we haven't dropped
yet. Oh yeah, I was thinking about that. I don't want to
say the non no, but that's already done that the raws are done.
We shot it last week. I know this is a you told me what
it was. Yeah, I started thinking about something different, but yeah,
it's uh so there's a lot of a lot of cool stuff happened. And
then you're going to you're going to be a frontier field. The eighth,
the eighth, Yeah, okay, the eighth and I wonder how to get
there and get back. Well, I'm wondering what the because my mother is
the one who keeps talking about the traffic. Now, I heard originally three
hundred thousand people in the Great Rochester area that got cut. I thought to
one hundred and fifty. But you add another one hundred and fifty thousand people.
Yeah, I've heard everything from one hundred and fifty to a half a
million. Yeah, So I don't know what the thing is, and I
do wonder if some people also will be game time decision. Let's say you're
in the Albany area. I don't believe they're in the path. That what
is a path from where to where it goes? It's like Texas right up,
there's portions of Texas, it comes over, Uh, it does hit
Buffalo and then Rochester. I think maybe they'll just go from Texas to Buffalo
a lot of states in between. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, But
I mean they're on the path, is what I'm saying. Okay, there's
a path. So if you're like a landing strip, you got it exactly,
you know exactly, it's raight douggie is where you come right here.
Put that tongue right now, So I think if I don't know where it
is, and then Buffalo and then it comes. I think we may be
the last spot in the United States. And what time are we going to
be having a good little three something in the three to five? No?
No, no, no no, we get three minutes and forty seconds.
I don't last. Total Darkness a baby. You want the eclipse, so
you want Dougy Fresh. We can make both. I think we need to
have the Dougie the Dougy Fresh Eclipse Special yet to be playing. Everybody's gonna
be playing total Eclips of the Heart. That song might go number one again.
Yeah, totally clips. That's a terrible code bonny karaoke song. Why
is it? It's six minutes? Always it? Yeah, oh Bonnie Tyler.
Yeah you're looking it up, aren't you. I'm going to play it
right now, two around every know, and then I drink about the James
And because I can't handle fife, I was trying to think, is it
a shitty song? I don't remember if it's a ship well, Doug,
I almost to do it every day. There are some songs I go,
it's a steaming pile of ship okay, like my movie, yeah, which
I actually have come to like, Oh, I didn't see your message back
about what was it a big dog or a little dog? Because I said,
I used your I used your DVD to pick up dogs ship no scrape
dog shit off my shoe, right, And I asked, what did you
use the whole box or the box and the DVD player? Coming around?
Now somebody I know throughout the idea. I think there's their fiance. He
said we should get married on the eclipse, and he's this, the guy
shot it down and now he's rethinking it. He wants to do it,
and he's like, because what a great excuse to not have to have a
big party and many people, not even you know who this son was originally
written for? I don't, but I want to guess. Okay, all
right, who was it originally written for? I give you five Male or
female? I'm gonna say Rod Stewart, Matt Radar not Rod Stewart originally written
for it? So this it wasn't male, It wasn't male, okay,
Matt rad Stewart, Michael Bolton, No, Michael originally written for now because
now he wrote or he had a writer, so I'm gonna say no to
Elton John. Was that Elton Jen, Yeah, I'll give you another I
said no to Elton John. Don't write it down. I'm thinking out loud.
You can, I'll give you another hit. Uh no, uh the
artist is now dead. Think of these I was just gonna get I'm thinking
of somebody singing this, but I can't imagine it. Oh Joe Cocker,
No, oh, really tell me it's Michael Jackson. I'll fucking die.
He's a white guy. Joe Cocker. I could see doing this and killing
it. I would love it so much more of a Joe Cocker also had
some bit parts acting. Oh, Kenny Rogers. What the other guy I'm
thinking isn't dead yet. I don't know who's it. His name is a
food. His name is a food, Ginger Rogers? Who is it?
Who is it? You can't get it. There's people listening right now that
I think I'm sure he was in. He was in a fight club.
Oh I could see me and well right here where I can see. Yeah,
I think I knew that. Actually I'm embarrassed, should be, but
man, I would love Joe your plan. I would love Joe Cocker to
do this. Yeah, wow, yeah, you could see. Where was
it written by? Who wrote a lot of meat loaf stuff? There was
one that was him and he wrote a fight like we're done and he had
this written and and this might have been the argument they had over it.
It was breaking up. And then he took it to Bonnie Tyler and then
she recorded it. But I can totally see meat loaf. I can too.
I can too. All right, well, very good, big plans
for the rest of the week. I'm done with dogs sitting. I love
those dogs, I do. Did they like the comedy? I'm sure you
practice for him? You know what? I did write comedy while I was
at their house? Did you practice for them? Uh? No, no,
I will be practicing. Hey, folks, boy, why the long
face? That's your dog right as well? It could be a lot.
Hey. Why does a dog lick his balls because he can? No?
Why because he can't make his puggle like that? Hey, joke? Fresh
in the house, baby, Tuesday Mouesday. Thank you for the plant fertilized.
We're gonna make it work. I'm gonna save this planet. Thank you
for the decoration. I'm gonna put it in there. Yeah, and uh,
I will see you in two weeks, then two weeks. It isn't
two weeks for Dougie Fresh. I'm Bill Moran. I'll see you tomorrow.
Tam didn't know what to do. I'm trying to you